Make Play and Candace Gets Busted

Imagine you're a teenager. 1957. You placed your

shiny hard -earned nickel into the coin slot.

Think of it. All your favorite bands playing

all their greatest hits at any time you want.

You make your selection. Guiding your chosen

45 RPM disc onto the magical turning table, center

stage. But then, like a gentle nurse, an arm

holding the needle lowers itself and finds its

way into the groove. You turn around, knowing

the song you've chosen more than anything else

tells the world, but you're all about it! I'm

a jammy lad, I've got the smashing bird, and

my traveling arm... Hmm, and this leads directly

to the 1960s. Oh well, time to get this buke

to the antique shop. Ta boys! All your favorite

bands playing all their greatest hits any time

you want. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

Hello and welcome to episode 59 of Palka brought

to you by the GeekCast Radio Network. I am one

of your hosts, TF2 and Mike. Joining me is Pekonk

Michael. Hello. Hey, how's it going? It's going.

Today is the 59th day of summer and this means

it is the day that the GCR continues our new

cartoon review podcast for the summers of 2016

and 2017. This year is celebrating 10 years of

Phineas and Ferb. This is our last Season 2 cartoon

review and then next time in Episode 60 we'll

do the Season 2 recap. Today we have Make Play

and... Candice gets busted. Apparently this is

a Candice party. Candice party. Candice party.

Feel bad for Candice. Poor Candice. Poor Candice.

Alright, so we're gonna go to the Princess of

Druselstein after this. We are back and it is

time to make play where Candice switches places

with a princess who looks just like her, but

the ongoing antics of Phineas and Ferb prevent

her from enjoying the royal luxuries. even for

a day. Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb enlist the

princess to help them build a giant jukebox filled

with live bands and Dr. Doofenshmirtz plans on

using his claw inator to ruin his brother's dedication

of the new Danville Opera House. There you go.

I can't do opera at all. Hell no. Not for me.

Me neither. I won't even try. Nope. Not even.

not even close yeah I like this one you know

I think this is fun them confusing Candice for

a Jerusalemian princess okay sure it's your standard

you know cliche but it's kind of cool at the

same time about switching places There have been

plenty of switching places things. I mean freaky

Friday trading places all that kind of stuff

Was there a parent trap involving royalty? Yes,

that's what this seems like Yeah, I'm not sure

the closest I can think of is like What's that

Anne Hathaway movie where she's like a total

nerd and she ends up being a princess Princess

Diaries franchise. Yes. There you go. Yeah, something

like that except with twins Yep. Oh, you had

to say twins, didn't you? The Olsons. Nasty little

twins. Oh, not the Olsons. That girl's just not

pretty. No, but the Olsons did several switching

type movies when they were like right around

the... Oh, because they're twins. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll buy that. For a dollar. Giant jukebox. Yeah,

we need a giant jukebox cuz you know as long

as you build it the party comes to you Well,

you know, it's funny is that Richard O 'Brien?

He got more lines talking about this jukebox.

Yep, then he has all season. Yeah, it is crazy.

I Can listen to him talk all day, but you know,

he just doesn't talk enough on this show. Yeah

Because he's not he's featured, but he's not

featured in every single episode Yeah, yeah,

I mean honestly Ferb talks more than Lawrence.

Yeah, that's very true Stop breaking the fourth

wall. Yeah, well it is a cartoon sir. Yes stubborn

in the fourth wall Carl Technically you don't

have to bust your brothers. Well, they're not

gonna bust themselves That's totally ironic And

apparently ironic I mean totally ironic, yep,

I love that and apparently according to do if

everything works with the whoot -woots See everything

works uh what did he get a super giant claw -inator

yeah it was a it was a claw from a claw machine

made out of claw machines because he was going

to use it to pick up the danville opera house

and embarrass his brother yo dog we heard you

like claw machines so you put a claw machine

in your claw machine so you could claw machine

while you claw machine yeah yeah that didn't

work either And then of course, one of the most

more emotionally scarring backstories. I won

the little toy and I gave it to my mother who

immediately gave it to my brother and he wrote

his name on it and then, you know, proceeding

to write his name on my mother as well, you know,

claiming her and my toy as well for the rest

of our lives. Okay then, Doof. That's a tragic

backstory. Yeah, very much so. What'd you think

of this one? Uh, you know, I... It's an episode.

It's not the best episode. It's not the worst

episode. Love Handle made an appearance, you

know. Doof and Smirch has a blimp. Doof and Smirch

in a blimp again. Love Handle's in the blimp.

Oh, no, they're in the jukebox. Yeah, they're

in the jukebox. When the blimp comes to carry

away the jukebox. Yeah. What do you think's going

through their mind? What the hell? This is 1984

all over again. That comes actually way later,

but still. I gave up the mountains of cocaine

years ago. I don't know why this is happening.

I love Jeremy. Hey cute wet head, talking funny.

That cracked me up. I don't know why that was

funny. I thought it was funny. I don't normally

see Candice as a redhead. She's not like she's

more of an orange head a Cute orange head talking

funny But the thing that really bothered me was

at the end. Yeah Yeah The boys don't seem concerned

at all that human lives were carried away to

who knows where Well, like I said, it was only

love handle. Jeremy and the incidentals got out.

Here's the point. If you know that all of your

inventions mysteriously disappear, you don't

know why, you don't know where they go, they

just go. Is it ethical to put real people inside?

No, probably not. I don't think it is. I think

that's kind of, you know, of all the things Doof

does that aren't inherently evil, to me, putting

people inside something that you know is going

to disappear might be evil. Might be a little,

you know, maybe bad. Yeah. Even in the end, you

know, he's like, oh, there you are, Perry. I'm

glad you didn't die tragically and that jukebox

just flew away. He didn't actually say that I

don't think but you know that was just Yeah The

best line out of this episode was with Candice

Okay, absolute power bores absolutely Finally

in charge it sucks. Yeah, she got what she wanted

and it sucks. There you go. Yeah When all of

your wishes are granted many of your dreams will

be destroyed Mm -hmm. So I give this one a three

Mm -hmm. Yeah, and it was an episode. It wasn't

fantastic, but it wasn't terrible Yeah, totally

ironic. Yes, totally ironic. I gave it a three

as well So yeah, like I said, I enjoyed it. I

enjoyed several things about it you know, I enjoyed

the do backstory thing and You know, the Woot

Wootz thing with him and Perry and all that.

I like that. And the thing with Candice with

the, you know, absolute power and all that. Upper

class Jerusalemian speech pattern. Let's just

go with it. Yeah! Alright, we'll be back when

we find out that Candice gets busted. First of

all, it's not a party. But if it were a party,

it would not be their party, it would be my party!

Candace Party! Candace Party! It's not a party,

it's an intimate get together! Candace Party!

Candace Party! Don't call it that, it's just

a get together! Candace Party! Candace Party!

Don't spill your drink, don't drop your - Something

weird going on at home. I'm afraid we're going

to have to cancel our trip and head right back.

Would you like to yank my chain? Yes. Yes, I

would. Alright, we are back, and it's time to

find out just why exactly Candice gets busted.

When Linda and Lawrence take a trip, they entrust

Candice to be in charge of the house. Candice

calls some of her friends over for a small get

-together. throngs of uninvited guests start

to participate and it isn't long before it swells

into a wild party. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz

is intending to get rid of the condominiums blocking

his view from the local drive -in. Not very evil,

Doof. Just pay them. You'll get like $30 ,000

in alimony from your wife or whatever the hell.

Like, no. Just go buy a movie. Buy a TV and watch

it on Netflix or something don't don't even need

cable anymore really I know Yeah, Hulu Netflix.

Yeah this episode originally aired February 11th

2011. So yeah, we had plenty of stuff by then

Watch a lot ice back then man. They didn't know

what they got Like the antique showerhead convention

Yeah. Makes you wonder what antique shower heads

look like. They look like whatever was on his

head. I guess. I don't know. Okay. Okay. You

know, four foot, three foot bath. Oh God. You

know, really, really small bathtubs and beds

and things like that. It's like, you know, from

the 1800s. And apparently everybody was so damn

small back then or something or other That makes

sense. Okay. I'll buy that I guess I don't know.

Yeah, why not? Basically any bathroom in Southern

California pretty much is an antique showerhead

because they're all made for midgets I'm confused.

Do they hollow out the midget? No, they're not

made of me. No, they're not made of midgets.

They're made for midgets See that makes more

sense. I'm used to having the showerhead fairly

close to the top of my head and out in California

apparently they like to have it at you know chest

level so you know you gotta duck under the damn

thing like a waterfall. That's right yeah. California

nice place to visit but I ain't never fucking

living there. I thought about it. I would if

my wife would let me. I'd totally pick up and

move to California. Thank God she won't let you.

Candice gets busted. Yes, Candice gets busted.

What do you think? Candice is not having a party

until she is. It's an intimate get together.

Yeah. That's right. With a small test song. Yep.

Just a little test song. Yep. Candice party.

Candice party. It's just an intimate get together.

Candice party. It's pretty it's one of the catchiest

songs of season two, but it's it I like it. Yeah.

Yeah, I Think the party goes outside and then

they go in a go away anator. I can't even say

that the go away anator Disappears them. Yes.

I'm using disappears as a verb Made them all

disappear and they reappeared and there was a

party in Doof's pants. My pants are full! My

pants are full! How many people can I fit in

my pants? Let's find out. That's funny. I don't

understand how his pants could expand like that.

It's like he has super elastic stretch pants

or something. Yeah. Doesn't make any sense. Well,

the way he explains it is, oh, I confused this

with my dry cleaning wheel. I'm like, well, how

did you do that, and why do you have wheels for

things, doof? Like, seriously. I don't understand.

I just don't understand. Totally, a platypus

would have put it over the edge. Yep. No, no

platypi in this Candice party. No. Candice party.

Candice party. It's not a party. It's an intimate

get -together. Candice party. Candice party.

I really like this song, you know, and Vanessa's

here. She makes an appearance, right? I still

can't justify more than a two. This whole episode

made me yawn. oh no i like this on this one's

early yeah all night it's not five worthy but

it's for where the kids i'd just absolutely all

right this is the same effort and apparently

not i may have had a really long day there's

something that that that this is the excuse is

Honestly, Vanessa alone should have pushed it

up a notch. I'm not sure what happened here.

That's probably why I gave it a four, most likely.

She didn't talk much. She certainly didn't sing.

Okay, so some allusions really quick before we

close this out. The party in your pants tour.

The fact that the party ends up in Doofenshmirtz's

pants is an allusion to the bowling for soup

tour concert. Was it? Yeah, that's what they

say here. Okay, sure. If they say so. Whose line

is it anyway? Doofenshmirtz ad -libbing his own

movie dialogue, maybe a nod to the whose line

is it anyway game, film dub, where the performers

are tasked with making up lines for old foreign

films. So there's that. Sure. What's that way

over there? I don't know. Let me stretch for

it Isabella Buford and Beljeet do not appear

in the episode. Oh Wow, I did not notice that

until after you mentioned it. Mm -hmm This is

the seventh episode with Candice's name in the

title of the episode We had lights candy section

Candice loses her head journey to the center

of Candice oil on Candice cheer of Candice and

candice's big day oil on candice that's clever

that was the episode where uh it's um it's the

one where uh beppo and and and and his kid it's

with the one where they paint the unpainted desert

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that one yeah that one

so not one of my favorites either i don't think

i like that one that one's a good one That's

a little fun. Sure. Sure. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I

do agree with you, though. These two episodes

should have been before yesterday's. Right? Yeah.

I mean, I like these episodes, but they should

have been... The two episodes before the season

finale yeah roller coaster the musical should

have been the season finale Yeah, he's absolutely

I agree yeah, yeah that would have made more

sense it would have Honestly assuming that there

is a season three would have made me want to

watch Season would have made me want to wait

six months You know, I Don't think Candice gets

busted would make me Want to wait for six months

All right, we're gonna take a quick break come

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Season 3. Season 3 is going to be interesting

because you have said in the past, I believe,

that you don't remember a lot about Season 3.

I have not seen a lot of Season 3. Okay, you

have not seen a lot of Season 3. Okay, that's

what I thought. um... i believe including across

the second dimension season three is twenty three

episodes are maybe not included maybe it's three

three episodes plus across the second dimension

so it doesn't seem like you know the uh... i'm

i've seen like uh... the marvel special in the

star wars special those are in season four posted

there's a season four ever mind Okay. I think

Marvel's in season three, but I know Star Wars

is in season four. I'd have to look. See, I saw

those, but that was because they were big events.

They put them on like prime time. Yeah. And the

actual episodes, I don't think I've seen many

of them. Or maybe I have, and I just haven't

seen season four. Not realizing there was a season

four. Maybe, yeah, Mission Marvel and Star Wars

are in season four. Ah, jumping that shark. No,

that's alright. It's not a bad thing. They're

good episodes, I mean, you know. Yeah, absolutely.

Well, the Marvel one, eh, sigh, not really, you

know. Star Wars, it's always nice to see a Star

Wars crossover regardless of how implausible

it is. Well, yeah, but again, it's just a cartoon.

Isabella and Han Solo in a spaceport trading

barbs. That's you know, that's pretty funny.

You can't make that up, you know They did they

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without a cool aggro the entire party has disappeared

of course the same divine intervention that takes

things away for you guys took the party away

from me i'm safe i wonder where the party went

someplace nice i hope Obviously something's amiss.

Let's review. The go -away -inator, which missed

the condo, should have zapped whatever it hit

to an undesirable location. Let me check my undesirable

location wheel. Stonehenge, Burbank, my pants?

Why would I even ride that there? Oh, I see.

I got it confused with my dry cleaning wheel.

Oh, OK, but why do I have a dry cleaning wheel?

I have a dry cleaning wheel. Why do I exist?

Peridot Platypus, be a mansion. Push the reverse

button, would you? Hello, mother, father. What

are you doing back so soon? I hope everything's

okay. There's a party behind me, isn't there?

Candice, I trusted you. I can't believe you threw

a party. I didn't throw a party. Well, then whose

party is it? Candice party! Candice party! Young

lady, you are so busted. Tell your friends to

go straight home and then go straight up to your

room. Aw, man. Everybody, the Candice party is

over. Aw. Candice, if it makes you feel any better,

you accidentally threw the most outrageous party

of the summer. Thanks, guys. I'll see you in

a week. Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed

Candice's party. Totally. A platypus would have

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