Top 10 Inventions and Inators!

Hey, this is Steve Bloom, and you are listening

to the GeekCast Radio Network. I know what you

mean, Ferb. It does seem like more than 104 days.

Hello and welcome to episode 109 of Palka. This

is the podcast organization with a lot of cool

acronym brought to you by the GeekCast Radio

Network. I am one of your hosts, Steve Joe and

Mike Jeremy. As always is Pigar and Court Michael.

Hey, how's it going? It's going. Sometimes I

wish it would stop, but it's going. Today is,

as I said, the 109th day of summer, and this

means it is the penultimate day of summer for

now for us, because we got one more day after

this, and then we have to wait until June 5th,

2025, technically for us June 6th, because Disney

Plus will have it the day after, for a season

five of Phineas and Ferb. You hear before you

know it. is coming that's right it'll be here

before you know it technically as of this recording

because we recorded these out of order uh it

is uh a month away a little under a month away

for us but uh this is our counting the days yes

and this episode is our holy crap we've run out

of things to do episode because we are counting

down The big ideas and our inventions and naters

so inventions i just did inventions first finish

and for an address for do even though do does

have inventions i just figured. They're called

the naters like yes he is an adventure yes he

does not think i don't want nicer. Yeah no not

not not an eyes or do if it's not. Yeah Rodney

is the real villain of the finish and Ferb universe

he's the real one that actually wants to actually

do evil and do just wants a state containment

unit or something i don't know. That's funny

is a lot of times i notice that there were parallels

between inventions and inators like they both

had a teleporter. Yep and like a lot of parents

not a lot but some of the things were like huh

those are fairly similar. Yes, yes they are So

Michael, are you ready to jump on the roller

coaster or ride? That is the podcast organization

without a cool acronym Yes. Yes, I am All right.

First up folks the whole McGillicuddy. We're

gonna do honorable mentions I don't have much

here, but as I was going through so we have and

these links will be in the show notes From the

lovely people at the Phineas and Ferb wiki. They

have two separate articles for us here And those

articles are then broken down into the five seasons

of phineas and ferb for big ideas and then inventions

and anators or anators for do. And i was yes

very helpful as i was going down the do side

of stuff i'm like. Norm isn't anator norm is

giant robot man like. Norm is a character. Norm,

we will talk about next episode more so, but

I wanted to at least acknowledge him because

it's one of those things where, okay, fine, they

list him as quote unquote an innator, even though

he really isn't one. I think he was the object

of the doofenshmirtz side of the story at least

three times. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. And only once

was he kind of like the inator. He was the giant

robot man inator. Mm -hmm. Yep. I must feel like

that was a missed opportunity. Like NORM should

have been like an acronym for something. N -O

-R -M. Yeah. I'm surprised you didn't think that

up. What do you got? Yeah, we'll bring it up

later. What do you got for honorable mentions?

Honorable mention? Well, I don't have any in

Aiders as honorable mentions, but I do have three,

count them, three inventions on my honorable

mention list. The first one is the cuteness meter

from The Chronicles of Meep, season two. It's

basically a tool that they whip up to track down

Meep, but Isabella's all mad. because it's not

pointing at her. It's like, well, clearly your

cuteness meter is broken because, uh -huh, all

this, you know, and it turns out it was calibrated

to not pick her up because it was good. Yeah,

exactly. Yeah, it would have broke immediately

because there's just too damn much cuteness there.

Yeah. What you do it and what it went sprawling

and that would have been it for the cuteness

tracker. You know. Did you have one you wanted

to interject? No. No, no, no inventions. No,

no, no, no honorable mentions for me other than

Norm. OK, my second one, number two, is the portal

to Mars, the unfair science fair in season one.

Now they help Baljeet get a good grade by building

a portal to Mars, but technically this is a single

use teleporter. Yep. So. It did not make the

list because, you know, it's kind of a it's kind

of a worse version of something they already

had. What did they already have? They made a

teleporter. Oh, that's that's right. Yeah, yeah.

Talk about that later. Mm hmm. No spoilers and

spoilers. Thirdly, Max Modem. Max Modem is their

dad, but technically they. Technically, they

invent him. So they kind of they kind of invent

him as an unknown singer from the 80s. But yeah,

there was no Max Modem. He just kind of made

him on a whole cloth. Now, two cool things about

this. Number one, Richard O 'Brien. Yep. And

any time you get more voice lines for Richard

O 'Brien, I'm happy. And he's a cool voice. And

then secondly, it's a fun take on Max Hedgerum.

Yeah, it's like what if Max Hedrum sang in the

80s as opposed to just being a floating head

on TV? You know, he still has that hair that

kind of we oddly You know three -dimensional

hair 3d CGI hair, I guess but And that is my

that's my third honorable mention Very cool.

Very cool. Alright folks. So this is in the style

of a one -hour Phineas and Ferb special we have

two countdowns We are gonna kick it off with

the face and for side with number ten. Right

after this alright face and for the inventions

and big ideas here on the podcast organization

with a cool acronym number ten michael what is

your number ten entry for the finish and for

side. My number ten is what i foresee i predict

is gonna be your number one. The roller coaster

from season one episode one and also from roller

coaster the musical and and the reason that it's

it's you know number 10 instead of number one

Is because well for me right there's I Think

there's better better ideas. There's better big

ideas But but it still has to be included in

the list because it's the best first impression.

So Ferb, what do you want to do today? What about

Perry What does he wanna do? Well, he's a platypus.

They don't do much. I, for one, am starting to

get bored. And boredom is something up with which

I will not put. The first thing they're gonna

ask us when we get back to school is what'll

we do over summer? I mean, no school for three

months. Our lives should be a rollercoaster!

And I mean a good rollercoaster. Not like that

one we rode at the State Fair. Man, that was

lame. Why, if I built a rollercoaster, I would...

That's it! I know what we're gonna do today!

Phineas! Ferb! I'm gonna go pick up a few things.

You boys stay out of trouble, okay? Okay, Mom.

We're gonna build a roller coaster! It's a roller

coaster that goes all over town, and they get

to sing about it in a separate episode, so...

You know, Ferb, one of the best times we ever

had was when we built that roller coaster. We

should do it again, but this time as a musical.

What do you say? We'll do all the same things,

except we're breaking a spontaneous singing and

choreography with no discernible music source.

Hmm. What assurance would we have that everyone

else would also break into song and do the same

thing? I don't know. I think they probably will.

Fair enough. I mean, yes, it has to double use.

Yep. Yes, it has to be added. Well, technically

triple use because it's all it also shows up

somewhere else that I'll talk about later. But

yeah. Yeah. I mean, once they do like the roller

coaster is the launching pad to the summer. Or

the multiple summers of vacation that is finished

and firm and it will i mean it's like i can't

believe i'm gonna say this the roller coaster

is basically. The finish the universe version

of the auto bot matrix of leadership or the all

spark or the whatever. Insert you know. mcguffin

here i don't know i'm not saying a bad thing

i'm not complaining about it i'm just saying

like. Once they built that roller coaster they

then will as you already said go back to or have

it somewhere like the roller coaster is just

like the giant floating baby head thank god the

giant floating baby head isn't an invention idea

inator etc etc etc but yeah or is it. No it's

not. We'll see. You'll see. So, but again, you

have to include it. But at the same time, how

many roller coasters were there? Yeah. I mean,

they built an underwater overwater roller coaster.

They built a... They built so many roller coasters

that we don't even remember all of them. I'm

starting to push into other things that I don't

want to talk about because it's like, oh, wait

a minute. I included it on my list as well. Yes,

exactly. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, there's a lot

of roller coaster adjacent things here. Mm -hmm

Yeah, some of them are water slides and with

them are you know underwater over water? No water

smells Okay, fine. Is the underwater over water

water roller coaster considered a water slide

or a roller coaster anything dealing with water?

Is there that a water slide? I consider a water

slide unless you're in a lot unless you are in

a log flume. If you're in a long flume then maybe

it's the roller coaster because it kind of floats

down the water but they built one of those two

right yeah they did yes but like when i think

of roller coaster i think of giant wooden structures

are giant metal structures. That could fall apart

anytime. The whole draw is the, you know, chance

for death. Exactly. Yes. Exactly. That's the,

that's the whole reason we're here is a good

chance we could die. Yep. It's like, I think

I've seen that movie. Yeah. One of the final

destinations. I think I forget. Yeah. I saw that

movie in 1996 at Kings Island when it was the

last time I was ever on a roller coaster. The

original beast. Why would they show that movie

at a theme park? That makes no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no. What I'm saying is, Oh, Oh, me and

roller coasters. I think I saw that quote unquote

movie. Yeah. King's Island in 1996 on the original

Wooden Beast because that was the last time when

I was 16 years old. That was the last time I

ever was on a roller. I do not do roller coasters

anymore. I haven't been on a roller coaster in

almost 30 years. I love roller coasters. I'm

getting too old for roller coasters though. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm way too old for roller coasters. It's

been a couple of years, but the last time I was

on one, I was like, Oh, Maybe I shouldn't have

eaten before I did that. Exactly. You never eat

this old. Yeah, exactly. You never eat before

you get on a roller coaster, folks. You can eat

after. Like, that's the reward. I'm going to

eat. Look, it's little Mikey's cheese dog. Yeah,

yeah, exactly. The celebratory cheese dog is

for after you survive the roller coaster. You

survive this, you get a cheese dog. Exactly.

Anything else you want to say about roller coaster?

I think that no, I think I've already got too

far on my number 10 pick Well, I'm not I haven't

gone far enough because number 10 for me Roller

coaster. Oh my gosh. I thought that was gonna

be your number one. No Wow. Well, this has already

been Yes, exactly. Oh you have no idea so You

have no idea So as I've already kind of mentioned

about the Kings Island thing, I was 16 years

old at that time. I think I was probably five

foot nine, five foot 10. And right now at 45

years old, almost like I said, 30 years later,

I'm six foot one. So it's like, back then I was

still kind of skinny. I was getting to be on

my, my fat phase, I guess you could say, but

I was still kind of skinny. But literally going

that. I don't, I don't even know if they still,

I don't think Kings Island still has the original

beast. I think they have son of the beast or

something nowadays. I don't remember, but that

original beast, when you went up and it hit that

first, uh, tunnel, when you went through the

first tunnel, I always thought I was going to

hit my head on the top of the tunnel. Cause it

was up way too damn high. I hate it. The funny

thing is. Ten years before this, in 1986, when

I was six years old, I loved roller coasters.

When I was six, seven, eight, when I was basically

their age, when I was turning some Ferb's ages,

I loved, aw, you couldn't get me off. I'm like,

go again, go again. But no. Are you tall enough

to go on the good ones though? Yes. I remember

taking my kids when they were that age and it

was like, we can't go on anything cool. We had

to get a little taller. Yeah, it was probably

like eight or nine, but my, but you know, still

like, uh, yeah, I don't know, but yeah, roller

coaster. I like. The fact that obviously like,

Oh, like again, that's the whole, for me, that's

the whole point of Phineas and Ferb is that these

are kids who are wanting to experience certain

things that they've never experienced or because

of their parents, they know of certain things.

That's the whole thing with us like we know of

these certain things that no one else knows of

or other people might not know of because of

our parents taught us like somebody discovering

gem in the holograms 40 years after the the show

aired on television and never knew about it because

nobody showed to them kind of thing or Transformers

or whatever. So that's what I love about Phineas

and Ferb is they can start with it. Well, okay.

Yeah biker mice from Mars. There you go. yeah

there you go yeah uh yeah good old good old rub

pulse in his throttle i think that's right i

think you might be right but you see uh yeah

you see uh somebody with a biker mice from mars

t -shirt and you're like what the hell yeah what

is that what is that i have to go do research

now oh i gotta ask yeah yeah what are you wearing

what is that yeah exactly but but even though

roller coaster was the beginning of the awesomeness

that is the series that is for neus and ferb

there are still nine other things that they've

done that i enjoy more than the roller coaster

well let's see how much overlap we have because

now i'm really interested I think these are going

to be very different lists. I don't think we're

going to have much overlap at all. Number nine,

what do you got? I have the Shrinking Submarine

from Journey to the Center of Candace season

one. Wait a minute, Candace's favorite cereal?

Hello? Phineas, where are you? Pinky ran away

and when I came back, the sandwich was gone.

Okay, let me call you back. Yeah, we're inside

Candace's stomach. So they build a shrinking

submarine and they go inside Kanda. It's exactly

what it sounds like, right? But one of the reasons

why this is one of my favorites is because Fantastic

Voyage was my favorite movie as a kid. I don't

know if you've ever seen Fantastic Voyage, but

it's literally they put scientists in a submarine

and they shrink it down tiny and they inject

it into a person. And they have to go into, I

think they have to go into his brain or something

and do something. But, you know, it's been years

since I've seen it, but it was my favorite movie

when I was little. I've seen 1987's Innerspace,

which is pretty much, you know, based on Fantastic

Voyage. I think it's basically the same movie.

Yeah. Except with Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan.

I kind of forgot about Meg Ryan. You know who

I just found out recently? Robert Picardo was

in that movie. Yes, he was. I've been following

him on. Was it threads lately? Because he's been

very vocal. But, you know, boy, he's the he's

the doctor from Star Trek Voyager. But yes, also,

he was also in interspace. Yes, yes, he was.

Probably the first movie that I've ever seen

Martin Shorten, too, so. Oh. It's funny because

now you see Martin short and he's like 80 but

then he was like maybe 20. Yeah, it wasn't 60

years ago, but it feels like it 87 we're getting

up to being almost 40 years ago. We're fit 40

years right now from 85. So yeah My number nine

number nine is hockey z9 Oh Yes, so you're gonna

have you're gonna have the hockey one you're

gonna have this No, no, no No, just z9. We're

not doing football x7. I was X7. Yeah. Yeah,

I think ping -pong or something was a number

eight Yeah i forget what yeah but no hockey z9

oh no coming from yeah yeah exactly hockey z9

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It's a world where the only way to survive is

to play hockey while things blow up around you.

It's a world of skillful skating and incredible

life -ramps, pushing prowess, and savage stone

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your dark dystopian destiny, Hockey Z9. Thanks,

Stink. Being born and bred in Boston, Massachusetts,

it's all about that Boston sports and Boston

Bruins and hockey this and hockey that. Oh, man,

when they did a Hockey Z9, I was like, this is

cool as hell. I absolutely love Hockey Z9. It

was so fun. That was such a cool thing that they

did. I absolutely love that. You're so excited

about it. I'm surprised it's not. farther up

your list I It's a It's a It's not that it's

just a sports thing that it's only at number

nine, but there are again that they're more like

Trying not to spoil the rest of the list here

at this rate We're gonna have to like break out

the methadone closer to number one, you know

Calm down calm down We're getting the methadone

ready Technically I should have made hockey Z9

number one, but unfortunately I didn't. I thought

it was really cool. I thought it was really fun.

If you're not equally as excited about the next

seven or eight, I'm gonna be upset. Oh yeah,

I'll be. No worries. All right, number eight.

What do you got? The hologram concert from Phineas

and Ferb Save Summer, season four. Irving, take

over the concert for us. All I know how to sing

is one camp song. Okay, here's a campfire song

my mother taught me oh Okay, so they have a concert

that's it's shown worldwide but in every location

they are I don't think they're speaking the individual

languages, but they are dressed appropriately

for the area for that for that region, right?

It's not like they're singing in French under

the Eiffel Tower, but there, but they're in the

appropriate costumes. Yes, they are. And this

is it's it's it's interesting in the sense that

I feel like this is where concerts are going

to be in the not too distant future. I mean,

we've already got like. Hatsune Mikkei, right,

which is literally an anime character that is

a hologram on a stage where you can watch her

dance live on stage. They have I don't want to

say CGI characters, but it's like They have deceased

artists that are performing live and doing duets

on stage You know, which is interesting but kind

of morbid they also there I heard that I don't

know if this is a rumor what but kiss was talking

about touring with Holograms of themselves from

the 70s So in full makeup, which they can't really

do anymore right and I'm like, I might go to

see that I mean that would be neat I don't think

I'd pay as much as I saw to see the actual people

You know because that's that's an experience

in and of itself, right? Yeah, but but yeah,

it's like no you want to go see 70s kiss hologram

people see yeah, maybe that would be that'd be

a good time. I might pay to see that Yeah, that

would be neat as I thought it was a cool Idea

and i think i think it's very prescient let's

say. Precognizant. Yeah. And plus at the time

it also is. I mean probably not at the time but

this was season four of the show right so you

know everybody was at home kind of thing nobody

could really leave their house. Backyard exactly

like you know. You guys aren't wearing a mask.

What are you doing here? Yeah, exactly. But it's

one of those things where having the realm of

pure fantasy. Well, we get to leave our backyard.

Well, yeah, but like when, when the, when the

lockdowns were going on, when the pandemic was

happening at the time and no one could leave

their house or anything else, that was a cool

thing in my mind of the musicians having to reinvent

how they were going to do concerts. And how they

were going to do a live quote unquote live show

and how every musician if they really wanted

to do live music had to basically embrace the

internet. And basically do yeah online live streams

on youtube or wherever. That's a good take on

it. To be able to do their stuff so that when

I saw that episode I was like, oh cool It's kind

of just like if we were all still in lockdown

Even though they're kind of going all over the

world digitally But one of the neat things about

that though is that they were they were all over

the world, but in several locations I was like

I've been there It's really cool I've been there

and then a bunch of places I was like I want

to be there, you know Yeah It's almost like a

travel wish list. Just go back to that episode

and see all the places they broadcast from. Oh,

absolutely. My number eight. So you picked music.

I'm going to pick television. No pun intended,

because there is no music on music television

anymore. But I'm going to pick Ferb TV. So when

they invented Ferb TV. OK, give it a chance.

We want your honest opinion. We know it's a little

weird. Crawling your way this fall, Cat Car.

The inexplicable story of a man whose car for

some reason looks a lot like a cat. Roger Jufrensperz,

a politician of above average attractiveness

on a never -ending crusade against the sinister,

evil, cheesy smelling, and for some reason dressed

like a mouse, Professor Nibbles. Cat Car, it's

driving away from us. So, what do you think of

Ferb TV? Basically, it's their own TV network

with their own shows and commercials and Dr.

Beljeet the Ninja and they had all these channels

and it was just really, really fun. Dr. Beljeet

the Ninja. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like the

TV shows, commercials. Beljeet stars as a ninja

doctor, a giant floating baby head, and Clint

Balloon appear in their own variety show. Deifred

acts as a temperamental celebrity chef, and much

more. This is from season three of Phineas and

Ferb. Again, they did something on that. I think

this was with Roger. I think they did Cat Car.

It was kind of like Knight Rider. It was cat

car. Oh my God. No, they didn't. But I loved,

I really enjoyed Firm TV. I thought it was so

fun. I thought, again, it was another, by season

three, they were doing things of, they were reaching

so far outside the box of doing really, really

cool things. And this was like, What if Phineas

and Ferb had their own TV network? And what would

they do and whatever? And this is what they did.

I really dig that. I thought that was awesome.

You know what that reminded me of was UHF. Yeah,

yeah, absolutely. Today we're going to teach

Chihuahuas how to fly. Yeah, that's right. I

mean, that whole movie was just off the wall.

Yes, yes it was. And we're on seven. We're on

number seven. What do you got? Picnic theme park.

It's not a picnic. It's no picnic. It's not a

picnic. Season four. Okay. The boys construct

a picnic themed amusement park in Danville Park.

It's just like all the theme park stuff. So we've

gone from, all right, we got a roller coaster

to now we have a collection of roller coasters

and they all have a theme and the entire town

is here. Yep. I said I'd give them space for

a romantic picnic. That is not a romantic picnic.

That is Bust Town USA. I liked it because I thought

that a lot of the rides were like really imaginative

and inventive and the fact that Candice was there

and she was actually having fun and not trying

to bust anybody. I want to say she was actively

trying to not bust people because she was there

with Jeremy. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. But

yeah, it was just, it was a good episode. It

was fun. Yeah, absolutely. My number seven is

from ice cream. You scream. It's the ice cream

making machine that Phineas and Ferb make for

Isabella. Cause she has tonsillitis or whatever.

She needs her tonsils extracted, but this is

from season one. This is when they make the big

Sunday machine. This I believe is okay. This

is the only. Ice cream. They've done ice cream

a couple of times. They did one where they actually

went in the space. Oh, no, it was mission Marvel.

Yeah, they went in the space of the space station

to see if ice cream was better. Didn't they take

the cows in the space to see if it was. Yes,

it was. Yeah, it was Moon Farm that they did

that. That was a different one then. All right.

Yeah, yeah, baby. But this one is yeah, this

is from season one. The boys plan. To make the

biggest ice cream maker for Isabella after her

tonsils are taken out. And then Vanessa spends

the day at her dad's company, trying to convince

her mom that he's evil in the same style as Candice.

Oh, busted song. All right. Yep. Yep. Well, see

now that's. Yep. Yep. That's what I remember

most of that episode. Well, yeah, obviously,

but I was ice cream maker. Yeah, I was looking

for the. the invention side i was not looking

for the innator song side right for that but

uh but yeah that's number seven for ice cream

you scream wow guys this is amazing i was afraid

you guys were gonna go overboard and build some

giant sunday contraption or something actually

we were gonna do that but we accidentally built

a space laser instead ferb you usually so focused

how'd you get those plans confused Hey, how's

it going? Hey first snap out of it. What happened

back there? I Was weak. What do you get for number

six, sir? Number six is I'm building on a theme

here. We've gone from the roller coaster to the

picnic theme park to everything So on the last

day of summer season four Uh -huh. I need us

and Ferb try to seize of the day by doing everything

that already done. Yep so Like all the I want

to say all of the roller coasters built into

one giant roller coaster, right? Great job gang.

What do you think? It's everything Interesting

Yeah, what did you have for sex? number six we

have from season the season four we have From

fly on the wall. It's the rocket powered tire

swing Actually instead of improving one of our

old inventions. We should make something brand

new. I hated tire swings in the 80s as a kid

and Seeing this in season four. I'm like, okay

time for me to jump in the DeLorean and Go put

some rockets on my old tire swings because it

would make them so much better than what they

actually were The rocket powered tire swing looks

so freaking cool. Unfortunately, this is the

episode where Candice turns into a fly. Help

me! Help me! Yeah, exactly. You know what? I'm

not a fan of tire swings. When I was little,

I almost murdered my sister in a tire swing.

Ew, that's not good. Well, I was pushing her.

We were having fun. And then I don't know if

she like slipped or tried to get out or something,

but she flew. She caught air. Yeah, and landed

a little harder than she probably expected to.

And I was like, oh, no, so sorry. I mean, on

a live view on a tire swing. That's not good.

Nope, nope, nope, nope. All right. Number five.

Number five. What are you getting there? We're

getting there. We're getting there. What do you

got? Treehouse robots from tree to get ready.

oh yeah that's actually how we say three here

in chicago yeah tree to get ready and four to

go so the boys upgrade their old tree house but

the tree houses actually turn into giant robots

that battle each other yeah I'm taking you down!

I am all about giant battling robots. I will

vote for giant battling robots every time. Things

that transform automatically get my vote. Yes,

yes they do. Yeah, no, that was a good episode.

Oh man. Did that make your list? No, it didn't

actually. Giant robots didn't make your list?

No. Oh my gosh. I wasn't even... Look, the controls

are just like the video game! Let's show them

our mad skills! All right, after much debate

and much, um, off -air things you all will not

hear, my number five is from season three's episode,

Ken Deremi! And no, it's not the giant robot

dog. Oh, yes, I would have picked the giant robot

dog. It's the molecular separator! That was basically

the McGuffin that wasn't it. I know I know. But

in this episode they do make the giant robot

dog from the title sequence that is very very

cool but. Because. Candice and Jeremy have been

fused together from I think something do did

they do have to rebuild their molecular yeah

their molecular separator to to you know unstick

Candice and Jeremy and you know it also goes

in line with season three of Back then when did

this episode originally air aired in? Twenty

twenty twenty twenty where is the original date.

Twenty eleven in twenty eleven were we were we

doing the whole like. Missy or price call the

whole couple naming thing of combining names

i think so. Okay, so that's that's why I know

Jolie and Rangelina Rangelina. Yeah So that's

why I kind of looked at that. I was like, oh

molecular separator. I remember now they have

to Separate them. So here me can dare me is what

it is. Jeremy. Yeah like dreaded can dare me

fish that swims up to your warm body in the And

the African river. Yeah, you know what happens

next. I don't want to have, you know, you don't

want to, you don't want to, don't even look up

the, uh, don't even look up the can Jeremy fish.

No, not really. Don't Google that. But this is

the, and obviously we were already talked about

this episode folks, but just reading the, the

opening description plot here on the face and

for Wiki. I remember this episode. This is the

episode where Candice wanted to spend more time

with Stacey, but the reason why she and Jeremy

get hit or get, get attached to each other is

she gets hit by doofenshmirtz is combined inator.

And then she has to go around town with Stacey,

with Jeremy on her arm or on her. And she has

to hide him. Because because the point is she's

not spending enough time with Stacey, but you

know, just doing girl time whatever kind of thing

and and at the end of the episode Stacey's like

The best thing you did was use him as a table

like Stacey knew the whole damn time The Jeremy

was like I remember this like even though I'm

not even though I'm on the wiki's page I'm only

on the very top probably like I just read that

little Blur, but I'm like, I remember this episode.

Like we just did that podcast episode yesterday.

But, uh, but yeah, but yeah, the, the, the molecular

separator for, uh, for my number, number, whatever

number this is, can dare me number five. Yeah.

Five. Oh, okay. Good. By the way, the best part

was when you used them as a table. Busted. That

was number five. We're now onto number four.

What do you got? I've got the growth elixir.

from Attack of the 50 Foot Sister, Season 2.

Oh, very cool, very cool. And bada bing, bada

boom, you've got your Miracle Growth Elixir.

What are you guys up to? Hey Candice, we're gonna

help Baljeet win the biggest watermelon contest.

What's that, a cantaloupe? Not for long. It worked!

Your Miracle Growth Elixir has turned you into

giant nerds! I will call my family and tell them

to start putting up the shame curtains. No, wait,

it hasn't taken full effect yet. You'll see.

Not through the shame curtains. I won't. Next.

So they helped Beljeet win the biggest watermelon

contest at the fair with a growth elixir. And,

I mean, I'm extrapolating here, like entrepreneurial

thought, you know, it's like, what if, what if

you had a growth elixir that you could, you could

cure wool of hunger? Yeah. know, imagine if you

could bake giant melons. That's what you could

do. If you could make food that wasn't innuendo

laden food. See folks, what have we been saying

since 2016? We're all about the innuendo's and

don'ts here at the podcast organization without

a cool acronym. Just huge jugs of Milk feeding

the nations of the world. That's right. That's

right. So while he's over there dreaming about

his huge jugs of milk, let's talk about some

gelatin from season two. Oh, that was one of

your favorites. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right.

They have the living jelly. I'm not really a

I'm not really a night of the living dead or

a night of the living whatever, but day of the

living gelatin monster. Oh, no, that's a monster

that that you kind of have to love that that

that character in that episode, just how they

did that was so cool. I was trying to trying

to see who the who was the voice of the monster.

Really? Seriously, you're not going to Also,

grab yourself a little voice clip there so you

can stick it in there. Well, of course. Always.

Yeah. Who added the evil flavor? It's curry!

It's not inherently evil. Maybe a little spicy.

And this episode was loaded, because this was

the episode where they had the agent double OO

and Admiral acronym and inspector initials. And

because Jane Leaves was in this one as his Admiral

acronym and slash inspector initials and additional

voices were Clancy Brown. Oh, that's who did

it. Clancy Brown was probably the gelatin monster

voice. Mr. Krabs. Yep. He's got a fantastic voice,

though. Yes, yes, he does. I like him best when

he's not doing a voice. It's just Clancy Brown

as Clancy Brown is amazing. Yeah, it's just his

voice. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, daily living gelatin

monster. I love that. That kind of. I want to

go back and watch it now. Yeah, that's the thing,

folks. Like as we're talking about, yeah, exactly.

As we're talking about some of these ideas and

things that they've done over the four seasons,

it's like, I want to watch that episode. I want

to watch that episode. Exactly. Let's just all

have a Disney plus watch party. Let's go. We're

doing it tomorrow. I know what we're going to

do tomorrow. That's right. I know what we're

going to do tomorrow. Alright, number three,

what do you got? Finidroids and Furbots from

iRobot Season One. Interesting. Very cool. Very

cool. Robots. Robots, man. Yeah. So they decided

they want to make a bunch of robots in order

to carry out their plans. And then the robots

have plans of their own. Yeah, they do. They

become sentient. Yeah. And the only way that

you can defeat a sentient AI? Hands off, bro.

You dance off. That's right. Yeah, I'm dancing.

You can't tell. Yeah, we're good at it. You can't

see it though. We can see it. We can envision

it. I hope not. I can't dance. I'm sorry. I lied.

Yep. Yep. Number three. Number three for me is

Bola Rama drama. We're gonna build the world's

biggest and best bowling ball game well according

to the most pointless book of world records The

world's largest bowling ball is four feet in

diameter four feet Ferb we can beat that record

in our sleep You know the officials from the

most pointless book of world records Will be

at the fair today at three o 'clock handing out

awards Ferb, get the tools. We've got a record

to shatter. And then you will be in the next

volume. Is that absolutely necessary? Why does

it bug you? Well, yes, a little. Then yeah, it's

necessary. Oh, you lost me. I lost you? I don't

have that one. No, I don't have that one. I'm

not sure what that is. So, Bolarama Drama is

from season one. It's the giant bowling ball.

that Candice ends up getting stuck in and the

gyroscope comes loose inside the thing and she

goes all over town. So they have to chase her

all over town and she's in this giant bowling

ball. I'm trying to think I just completely skipped

over that one. Uh it is i'm trying to find it

it's after i bro i thought it was a remote control

giant bowling ball though yeah well but she's

controlling like okay so you know how you go

into those whatever things that whatever arcade

like you're inside the thing and you have like

the gyrus gyrus yeah yeah the gyroscope cosfinia

says okay kandace just whatever you do Don't

press this button, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Aw, man. Where is... I would think that they'd

know better than to put self -destruct buttons

on their haters. Yeah, you would think. There

it is. Bolarama drama. Bolarama! Bolarama! Bolarama!

They're trying to set the world record for the

world's largest bowling ball, as well as the

largest pinball table, is what the episode was.

And then technically it was a giant pinball,

but not a yeah. That makes sense. And then do

fed one of his, I don't know, weirdest, lamest

schemes ever trying to trying to sell the most

addictive hot chocolate. Look, I'm a hot chocolate

nut, but I don't know. Do you might be a little

off there? You don't necessarily need the most

addictive. It's addictive enough as it is, you

don't gotta add math to it. Yeah, no. My favorite

pastime, chocolate and math. Chocolate, math,

yeah. Chocolate and math. Yeah, exactly. But

as a kid, I was, oh man. I used to love watching

bowling with my grandmother, I used to love going

bowling, I used to bowl all the time as a teenager

and I just really dug the episode where it's

like, that's cool, I wish I could be in a giant

bowling ball and go through town and try to find

some pins. And then destroy half the town. And

destroy half the town. It's called collateral

damage, kids. That's right. And Warner Brothers

is going to pay for it all. Oh, God. All right,

number two. What do you got? Teleporters from

Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat? Season one.

No, no, it doesn't. How kind of you. Am I sweating

milk? The platypus is so gross! Phineas and Ferb

create a teleportation device and everything

goes wrong when Candice falls through while holding

Perry the platypus because they get freaky frightened.

But again, teleporters, right? I mean, we talked

briefly about, you know, oh, yeah, you can have

a teleporter to Mars, but... What if you had

a teleporter that could take you anywhere? All

you have to do is put the other end of the teleporter

somewhere else. I am a huge fan of like Star

Trek and the teleporters on Star Trek are, they

don't call them teleporters, they call them.

Transporters. Transporters, that's right. It

was right here on the top of my head and it wouldn't

come out. Transporters, right? Think of how that

would revolutionize the world. If there was no

cars and you didn't necessarily have to walk

farther than 20 feet. It was just push a button

or someone would push a button and you would

go. You would just, you know, you'd be there

wherever you needed to be. Anywhere in the world.

Anywhere off the world. Anywhere within, you

know, eczema miles of where you are. You could

just beam there. Yep. That would be pretty amazing.

Yep, meet me up snotty snotty bean me twice last

night. Yeah Absolutely good old teleporters gotta

love both snotty. He never fails to impress.

That's right Is the word I was looking for he

never fails to satisfy Oh boy. Number two for

me is something very simple, something very relaxing,

something that isn't going to destroy the world

or something that isn't going to be destroyed

by Doof and Schmertz's whatever he's doing that

day. From Season 3, it's the Magic Carpet from

Magic Carpet Ride. Well, another interior design

crisis averted. Have a seat, Dad. What, some

new video game then? You'll see. Voice ignition

system, active. Microfilament omnidirectional

jet grid, active. Anti -gravity quantum state

lift disks, active. We have liftoff in four,

three, two, one. Has the entire second floor

always opened up like this? We don't use it very

often, but yeah. Well, nostalgia's got nothing

on this. Ow, I had that on my list and it got

cut because... And you know why i got caught

because you know disney uh that not just disney

disney princess adjacent and i was like nah i

got better stuff than that well see i'm surprised

you went with it well see the reason why i went

with it is because it's not because of this it's

not because of it's not because of the princesses

it's because of steppenwolf man Oh, the magic

carpet ride magic carpet ride, dude Funny I was

gonna say it's not even voiced by Robin Williams.

Come on now, you know, no, no. All right, Stefan

Wolf. You got me. Yeah, exactly Oh, no, so this

was 2001 2002 They had just released MLB 2001

on PlayStation And they used Magic Carpet Ride

for the theme song for the game that year. I

was like, God, I haven't heard this song since

I was like, because I was 21 at the time. I've

heard this song in, like, literally, probably.

Sixteen years or something, I were like, it was

a long time. I was five. Yeah, like, seriously,

like, I hadn't heard. You're a fetus. Oh my god.

No, I wasn't a fetus. But like I hadn't heard

the song in forever and when it was used as the

theme for it, because in triple play 2000, not

MLB 2001, it was triple play 2001. In triple

play 2001, they had this home run content. It

was like the home run Derby, but it was basically

you just stand in this giant house. And you just

aim to hit windows and you get point. Oh, man,

I love triple play. No, it's OK. It's I'll have

to I'll look up a YouTube video for you later,

but it's one of those things where children to

destroy the neighborhood homes. All right, then.

Sure. Yeah, but you're tiny. You're like the

side. You're a baseball player, but you're the

size of the mouse in a house because the thing

it's a game. I'm so confused. All right. OK.

But yeah, magic carpet, right? The fact that

they basically just slow down, like it even says,

inspired by their dad's favorite childhood program,

the boys decide to create a magic carpet and

Candace is convinced that the fortune cookies

will lead her to Buster from God. That's right.

I remember this now. That's funny. But basically

they have an afternoon with their dad, basically

in a living room type setting on a carpet. That's

flying through Danville. Oh, so you, so you have.

That's nice. Yeah. Quite literally not too really,

but I'm still going to quote Hannah Montana,

the best of both worlds. You have all of the

outdoor stuff and you're basically sitting in

the middle of your living room outside. Like

we can't do that. We can't up and take our entire,

like, cause the image, the main image on the

Wiki here is. Plus we go back to number eight

hologram concert and then we okay. Yes. Yes Yeah,

exactly. But like this is all a carpet ride.

Yeah, but like Finneas and Finneas and dad are

on the couch Isabella's on the other end of the

couch Yeah, Buford and Beljeet are on the back

of the couch Beljeet looks like he's gonna fly

away if Buford is holding his hand kind of a

thing but like you know it's like oh cool that's

like you know fresh air and and rotten tv programming

all at once that's that's amazing and you know

who doesn't want a magic carpet ride and again

steppenwolf yeah steppenwolf and a magic carpet

that's right awesome i remember uh several dj

friends of mine's like the greatest thing about

working at a classic rock or an old school rock

station Was being able to put that song on at

4 a .m. and having to go to the bathroom because

of that long instrumental break in the middle

of the song. They would use that for bathroom.

I gotta go to the bathroom. That makes perfect

sense. Absolutely does. Alright folks, we're

gonna insert a drum roll right here because we're

at the number one for Phineas and Ferb. So drum

roll, please. What is your number one Phineas

and Ferb invention idea? Whatever you want to

call it. The time machine from It's About Time

season one and Quantum Boogaloo. I think Quantum

Boogaloo was season two, but it was the same

thing. Same one. Mm -hmm. What are all those

people looking at? And this is one of our most

curious pieces, a time machine made by a 19th

century scientist named Xavier Onassis. But of

course, we know he never finished it, or else

we'd still see him here today. Right? Right?

Anyone? All right. Moving on. A time machine,

huh? Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

So the boys fix a museum's time contraption to

go back to the era of the dinosaurs. And it's

essentially, you know, the HG Wells time machine.

Yep. And if I had a second favorite movie when

I was a kid, my first being Fantastic Voyage,

then my second would have been the the time machine

from HG Wells. And that one, that was that was

such a good movie. But, you know, they basically

had. This launcher, the guy sat on with a huge

dial, you know, and pulled a huge lever and they

throw the switch and he goes back in time. As

you know, it was. Ah, it's good memories for

me, but then when when they basically sit in

the same time machine and go back in time, it

was very nostalgic for me. And there's two really

good episodes out of it. Yeah. quantum boogaloo

quantum boogaloo that's kind of like your terminator

episode where like I think we went back and changed

something and now I gotta go back and fix it

we went back and changed something and all of

a sudden there's a 1985 B and there's a there's

a unknown family in Marty's house and Marty this

isn't right we have to go back where doc back

to the future oh boy funny Yeah, yeah, that was

my number one number one for you. All right number

one for me I went country folks. I had to but

what's wrong with you? Uh -huh. I had to from

road trip the no -stop truck stop. I Loved everything

about that. That one almost made my list to be

honest. Yeah, I loved everything about that cuz

he get it something you never would think that

they would do but They're on the road. They want

to do and and the coolest thing and I don't even

have to pull up the The article because I remember

that the coolest thing is they did all of that

under Candice's nose She's asleep half half that

episode Like girls always sleep on the road trip.

I know because I'm often road tripping with a

girl Drive I didn't have that option. I was the,

I guess you could say I was the girl that because

I was the one always sleeping. Follows sleep

at a pit drop, but no, like from the song. that

they came up with to the fact that they literally

built this over over a highway overpass and like,

well, no, it got stuck on the overpass. Well,

yeah, but that was the whole point of not stopping.

They had it attached to their trailer. Oh, that's

right. That's right. Yeah. Delivery. Hey, aren't

you two a little young to be receiving the seasoned

grill? 300 pounds of coffee, 200 pounds of fatback,

four tons of lumber and assorted wheat, rye and

pumpernickel breads. Think about it. Age really

isn't the issue here, right? You got a point,

kid! Right there, Red Barn. Bingo! Mom, have

you seen Phineas and Ferb? Oh, honey, you're

still sleep busting. Go back and lie down, Candice.

But the boys! Go on, you're sleeping. Phineas?

Ferb? Hello? Hey, is that... music? Candice,

welcome to the no -stop truck stop. It's like

a little bit of home on the road. Phineas, my

last peaceful hours of vacation and you built

this? More coffee, miss. This is unbelievable.

When mom sees this one, she's gonna completely

flip. Miss, I'd like the breakfast special. Honestly,

you can't close your eyes for one second around

you, boys. Hash browns are fruit. Hash browns.

You're having fruit. But yeah, the no -stop truck

stop. I just absolutely love that. And then...

As i said can this is a sleep to the whole thing

she woke up became a waitress. And then like

ten seconds later she realized hey wait a minute

mom isn't for the truck stop on the top of our

rv. Yeah that's that's number one. So i thought

the truck stop was too similar to the christmas

chalet. from the Christmas episode because they

build this little ski lodge and then at the end,

Santa Claus takes it away to be his, I don't

know, like a clubhouse. It was going to be a

clubhouse up in the up in the up in the north

area there. He doesn't already have like, you

know, a whole Christmas village or something

and he needs a clubhouse. But yeah, I thought

that was funny. It's like, yeah, it gets taken

away. Yeah. But my first thought, like I didn't

even think of, of Santa's, uh, Santa's workshop.

My first thought was no stop truck stop for number

one. So there you go folks. That's, uh, that's

our top 10, uh, uh, what are we calling this

here? Uh, big ideas, inventions, big ideas, whatever

they came up with over the summer that they had

there. Those are our choices sound off in the

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Medical Acronym. This is episode 109. It is time

to get to the top 10 Doofenshmirtz schemes and

innators. Now, when we made this list, folks,

I specifically looked at actual innators, anything

that was an innator, anything that was a gun,

a ray, a state containment unit. uh you know

something that he was using i did not look at

characters as innaters i did not look at other

things as innaters i didn't really look at the

whole scheme side of it i looked at the actual

physical item that he used within the scheme

okay fair enough so that's uh That's so if you

have your favorite anator, that's not an actual

item then we don't hear about it in the comments

Don't even go to the comments and put anything

down because we don't hear it. It's not an item.

It's not an anator Made a moat he made a giant

moat around it. We don't care. It's not anator.

It's that might be it might be a scheme But it's

not the nadir So get, get it right. It's not

a moat. It's a moat. It's a moat. Like it's a

boy. I shouldn't have, I should not have used

that example. All right. What do you got? The

other dimension inator from across the second

dimension season three. Herb, it looks like we're

gonna hit that building that looks vaguely like

your head. Time to give it a little test. Hmm.

Well, I just finished it. It can't be broken

already. I stand corrected. All right, what's

with the giant shuttlecock? We're really sorry,

sir. I don't know what happened. One minute we

were innocently launching ourselves across the

city in a badminton platypolt, the next thing

we know, we're bouncing on up to the east side

to your deluxe apartment in the sky. Well, it

looks like you've totaled my other dimensionator.

An other dimensionator? What does it do? Well,

at the moment, it just stops giant shuttlecocks,

apparently, but it's supposed to let me go into

other dimensions. Oh, that's cool. We can help

you fix it. I'm Phineas, and this is my brother

Ferb. Doofenshmirtz creates the other dimensionator

to travel to another dimension. Honestly, he

only gets one you think that you think there

should be more than one right more than one dimension

I mean he should have like a dial so he can go

through different dimensions, but the one he

finds is an alternate dimension Where he meets

an evil version of himself? And it you know this

reminds me It's another one of those like single

-use teleporter type things except it goes through

different universes Yeah, so that makes it cooler.

Because, you know, then you can, you have double,

triple the amount of plot holes. Absolutely.

Yeah, that was crazy when he did that. It was

crazy. That was nuts. What's your number 10?

Number 10 for me is the ice cream sundae maker

inator from season one. Oh my God. See now, we

were just talking about, you know, how the Phineas

inventions and the doof. inators parallel we've

you already had an ice cream maker in both of

your lists i know i know yeah i had uh the other

dimensionator and the portal to mars yep you

know technically mars isn't another universe

but it yeah yeah it's a teleporter Well and again

what is so cool about ice cream you scream which

is the episode that comes from is that was the

first episode again season one. That was the

first episode that they basically flip flopped

the things because. New fish words tries to create

a space laser inator but ends up making a sunday

machine instead. Originally, the boys were supposed

to make the Sunday machine, not the space. They

made the space laser. Because Phineas even says,

these are plans for a space laser inator. Why

are we making a space laser inator, Ferb? That's

what was so cool about this, is that they basically

flip -flopped. And we always talk about how things

dovetail, and things change, and things move.

That was what's so cool. But the fact that Because

I think Charlene comes in and good she goes Heinz

I am paying my Jala Moni if you're just gonna

make a Sunday machine Not really do any evil

But that's why it only gets to to number 10.

Yeah, very funny. What is your number nine, sir?

Number nine another inator from season three

and I believe the only only two season three

inators Number nine and number 10. The underwear

-inator from Monster from the Id, season three.

Durfin Schmertz's evil plan is to use his underwear

-inator to take over the Tri -State area since

everyone's greatest fear is being caught in public

in their underwear. But, you know, it's a kids'

show. Yeah, I get it, but... That's just weird,

doof, don't do that. Just imagine what you would

do with such a thing. Exactly, no. Just no. One

of the things that almost made my list from the

Phineas and Ferb's big ideas was the x -ray specs,

for the same reason. Yeah. It didn't make the

list, but you know, I didn't have that nostalgia

factor that a lot of the other ones did. And

yeah, no, that's the same thing. Like I almost

put, uh, I didn't, but I read, I had it written

down. I almost put the you on my list, which

is basically to glue backwards, glue backwards.

I almost put that on my list and I'm like, You

know, no, there are better. There are other things

I like more than just that joke. But it was so

clever. Yeah. So clever. It was so clever. I

mean, the writing spot on. But I had 20 in my

list and I had to narrow it down. And eventually

I got to like 13 and three of those became honorable

mentions. I couldn't have like 10 honorable mentions.

Yeah. That's why when I do the lists, whatever

I know, like if we're doing a top 10 or a top

20, I only list those numbers. I don't ever list

more numbers than what we're supposed to be doing.

So that way I can't add more to it. I'm not just

going to stop when I get to 10. I mean, I got

to look at the rest of them. No, I look at them.

Did I make a choice? Yeah, I looked at them all

but then I went and made choices and I fit them

in and I put them where I wanted to put them

and yeah and all that Whatever. Yeah when I finally

got it down to ten then I had to agonize over

which one I like best. I mean Yeah Yeah, yeah

my number nine is the wrapped up in a nice little

bowinator from season two It's not even evil.

I know! That's the point! He's not evil! I almost

did that. I almost went through and picked out

the ones that were good. The ones that were all

beneficial. And to a certain extent I did here.

But, you know, I rebelled a little bit and said,

you know what? No, I want to pick some that are

actually evil. And that was hard. They're hard

to find. Yeah. Yeah. So the wrapped up in a little

bow inator is from Like I said from season 2

it is from invasion of the firm snatchers Stephen

Schmarz creates an inator that wraps things up

with a nice little bow and then puts it up for

auction Well, let's just say your nemesis is

arriving sooner than expected and your place

is a complete mess. Hiding up is a snap with

the press of this large red button. Wrapped up

in a nice little ball. So basically what I like

about this is is that it's kind of like I wish

that I don't remember if they did this at the

very end of the episode. I don't remember if

they did this at the very end of the episode,

but like the end of the episode should have been

the wrapped up in a nice little ballinator firing

one more shot. wrapping up the entirety of the

screen in a nice little boat because that would

be the irony of the thing because that's the

point right and he's wrapping these things up

in a nice little bow it's just kind of a fun

little thing and I again it's only sure if they

were attacking the fourth wall at that point

but yeah well you know that's that's fine so

yeah what is your number eight eight the giant

floating baby head That's not in the mater. Yes,

it is. It's the inexplicable giant floating baby

head attractinator from the terrifying tri -state

trilogy Told you I told you all right, you spun

it but the actual giant floating baby head by

itself is not in anator. Yeah, right So do first

advances to bring the inexplicable giant floating

baby head to him so that he can use one of its

three wishes to rule the tri -state area, but

then Doof messes up and turns himself into a

giant floating baby head. Yeah You should know

that that mysterious book that you are trapped

in has a very interesting chapter about The inexplicable

giant floating baby head Wow that was weird wonder

if that's gonna happen every time I say the inexplicable

giant floating baby Oh, cool. Hey, watch this.

The inexplicable giant floating baby ham sandwich.

Anyway, the chapter says that if you get close

enough to touch the inexplicable giant floating,

you get three wishes. Pretty sweet, huh? The

rest of the chapter was devoted to the giant

floating rest of the baby, but since I've never

seen one in Danville, I didn't finish. So how

am I going to get the baby head to come to me?

Behold! The inexplicable giant floating baby

head attractinathor! Everything I know about

getting a baby's attention has gone into this

innathor. Yes! Babies like keys, right, when

you shake your keys? Yeah, it's one of the things

they like. It's so horri - Which is hilarious

now the reason I like this from the terrifying

well number one terrifying tri -state trilogy

of terror has An homage to my number one scary

favorite movie Favorite scary movie from when

I was little and again, it's a whole all these

lists are all like Oh, it reminds me of stuff

from when I was little but also love crafty and

existential horror. Yeah Is one of my favorite

genres and then you tack on Kafka on top of that

where your your body is metamorphosizing into

something you you don't recognize and can't understand

If you've ever read Kafka absolutely, yeah. Yeah

But yeah, so we've got Lovecraft, we've got Kafka,

we've got giant floating baby heads. It was a

neat idea. Very cool. It was just a really fantastic

episode. Yeah, it was. I'm trying to think. It

was one of those episodes where... I don't understand

it, but... It's one of those episodes where again

you're at a point in your show where you can

do an episode like that And again reach an audience.

That is not just the check. There's no child

is gonna get that No 14 15 year old just no 12

year old is an existential horror No, no, no,

probably not it's like but I mean it's We've

had the conversation before where it's like a

lot of this stuff is probably gonna not a lot

of it But a certain amount of it is gonna go

over kids heads, you know, yeah, it's there for

us to chuckle at. Yep Yeah, one of them on my

list here is something that was basically for

us to chuckle at Maybe more than one maybe I

chuckled too much and that's why it's on the

list Yeah My number eight is the Musical video

clip in a tour, which is also a musical video

clip video mind control in a tour. That wasn't

an episode. Yeah, there was. What? Yeah. Wasn't

that from the clip show? Yeah, it's from the

clip. The Osborne Girl? Yeah, yeah. Yes. Yes,

the Osborne. Yes, the Osborne Girl. The Osborne

Girl. That was a sad episode. It is from a musical

cliptastic countdown. But do finch mertz makes

a musical video clip in nature which is actually

a musical video mind control in later and he

has in the mind control part of it he had it's

his face with red glasses and he does this little

but it was one of those things where it's like.

Yes with which one is it it's actually think

i avoided that episode because it's not really

an episode. Yeah, and I understand that but again,

I'm not specifically for this so Kelly Osborne

Was that in her pink hair phase? I can't remember

but she's not that bad Anyway what she does she's

doing anymore anyways, yes Yeah, but I don't

know it was just one of those things where it's

like oh doof is gonna try to be doof mtv and

try to take it just reminded me of when mtv and

vh1 and all of that first started coming out

and like we're going to control your mind with

music 24 7 prepare to be hypnotized by a video

scientifically created to get stuck in your heads

forever my name is doof and you'll do what i

say my name is doof No, no, no, no, get back

in there! Wait, why is it - what? Parry the platypus!

I swear, of all the aquatic mammals I hang with,

you are truly the most uncooperative. His name

is Doof, and we'll do what he says. Whoop, whoop.

His name is Doof, and we'll do what he says.

Whoop, whoop. It's working. It's working. Oh

no, Agent P. It's stuck in their heads. We need

something even more catchy to counteract it.

But what could we? Agent P? Agent P, this is

no time for decorating. Oh, I see. No! video

killed the radio star that's right the buggles

video killed the radio star absolutely i remember

well i remember back when mtv was new and it

was all music videos but i and i remember the

downfall of it you know when they actually started

creating their own programming which we loved

at the time i don't know if you remember remote

control Oh, yeah, I remember that was I mean,

I would watch that like every time it came out

road rules when it came out that was Reality

TV was new that wasn't that was like made up

by MTV and then no one had ever done that before

I think it was it was the road rules. I want

to say Big Brother was not MTV, but that was

based on the same concept Yeah, well road rules

and real world and all that it was all in. Yeah.

Oh and then eventually The whole channel was

nothing but real world. Yeah, pretty much. Music

videos. You know, I remember like when Michael

Jackson videos came out and they were like half

an hour high concept format movies, you know,

people, millions of people tuned in to MTV to

see this. It's a big deal. I'm old anyway. Me

too. Me too. Yeah. All right. Number seven. What

do you got? The Naughty and Nator. Binius and

Ferb, Christmas Vacation Season 2. The two friends

build a Naughty and Nator to put all of Danville

on Santa's Naughty list, thus destroying Christmas.

And the funny thing is is that in the end it

turns out that Santa Claus I don't want to say

he had something to do with it, but he did it

himself or he explicitly made it happen so that

Doofenshmirtz's Christmas wish could come true.

Yeah, which you know Part of me is like wait

a minute if he's evil Why does he get a Christmas

wish wouldn't he just get coal? That doesn't

make any sense. But on the other hand, is he

really evil? Is he, I mean, he's making ice cream

machines, you know? Yeah, no, he's not. But he

did make it. He did basically make an evilinator

that turns people evil. Yeah, but he's not, I

don't know. He's not really. I didn't even think

of this as an evilinator that turns people evil

because that comes up again later. Yep. Yep,

yep, yep. This seems to be a theme. It's happened

more than once. Naughty's not the same. Naughty,

you're just like, you know, it's not like you're

murdering puppies and kicking kittens down the

stairs. You're stealing candy from babies or

something. Something innocuous, but still really

mean, right? Something that would get you on

the naughty list where Santa would give you coal

as opposed to a candy cane in your stocking.

Exactly. And that's why you need the Naughtyinator.

Exactly. Nobody needs an audio -nator, but number

seven, what do you got? Number seven, oh boy,

number seven. My number seven and my number six

are basically two of a kind built on a full house.

Number seven, the re -tire -inator from season

two. But today, I will wreak my horrible vengeance.

Behold, the retire -inator. because, you know,

he ran over my foot with a tire and I'm going

to hit him with a giant tire. Retire? It's...

it's not like retire, like stop working. It's

not that retire -nator. That's... that's actually

over there. I've got it ready. It's filled with

crossword puzzles and a big fat house cat that

will lay on my belly and warn me into my senior

years. Anywho, where was I? Oh yes, Evola. So

they retire in a tour. This is the one where

Dufant Schwarz uses it to build the retire in

there. You didn't actually watch this one, did

you? Yes, I did. This is from the bully code.

I'm trying to read this. I'm trying to read this

from the wiki and it's not making sense to me.

This doesn't make any sense. Why would it? This

one, which Doofenshmirtz uses, is built to get

revenge on the Tooty McFruity ice cream truck

driver for running over his foot by hitting the

truck with a giant tire. So it's a giant tire

firing machine. Retire. Retire? Yes. So that's

my number seven. OK. What is your number six?

I can already guess what your six is going to

be. Can you really? My number six is the Boat,

the buoyancy operated aquatic transport. Oh,

nice. Interview with, I know I said moat earlier

and you were like, moat. I'm like, shut up. Interview

with a platypus season two. So Doofenshmirtz

wants to flood the streets so that everyone will

have to buy and use his Boat in order to get

around. Penny the Platypus? Don't be shy, it's

just me. Come here. You like my new cage? I got

it from a secondhand shark supply store. It was

half off because, you know, something bit half

of it off. So, here's my evil plan. With this

remote, I will open the Danville Dam flooding

all the streets and creating beautiful waterways,

like the canals in Venice, Italy. Or, to a lesser

extent, Venice, California. But... How will people

get around? They will have to buy my latest invention.

It's like a car, but it can drive on the surface

of water. Behold! You like it? I call it the

buoyancy -operated aquatic transport, or BOAT

for short. Everyone will want one. I mean, that's

clever. That's just clever writing. I love the

BOAT. In fact, when people talk about getting

in a boat, and I say bow at and they're like

no it's boat and I'm like no it's a buoyancy

operated aquatic transport everyone's like thinks

I'm a genius you know it's like oh my god did

you come up with that yourself and I'm like yes

yes I did no no you didn't no no I didn't there's

people far smarter than me came up with that

but yes I I but I love it I just I had to put

it on the list Fairly certain it's in one of

the inators and not just a plot device. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And then people are like, is that

seriously what it what it what it means to be

OAT? And I'm like, yes, yes, it is. Yes. And

I know this because I am a smart person who knows

many things. That's right. About about a cartoon

show from 2008, 2007. All right, we're at number

six or we're still at number seven. I don't remember

now Your number six has to do with your number

seven. That's right. No, but I think it has something

to do with a retired inator. Yes retire inator

Which doofenshmirtz will use once he reaches

senior age and retires from evil doing it is

filled with crossword puzzles and a fat cat who

will sit on his Other other known objects on

it are a leg rest and a giant feather fan drink

popcorn slippers TV puzzles or something. Yeah,

like, yeah. Yeah. And a chart of his 401k. Oh,

God. Yeah, I'm going to need one of those soon,

I think. Stop it. Tire anator so I can retire.

No, no pets, though. I can't I can't have any

more cats. Those things don't die. I Don't even

know My our last three cats lasted 19 years each

and it was like, you know what if we got another

cat We wouldn't be able to travel ever because

you know when we retire we want to go to Europe

We want to go see things, you know We want to

do all the stuff that we can do because we got

our you know face on the computer nine to five

but if you have cats Or God forbid, if you have

dogs, you can't. Yeah. I mean, we went on little

trips and we let the cats just feed themselves

for a couple of days because, you know, they're

self -sufficient to a certain extent, you know,

by their nature. Dogs? No way. You can't leave

a dog a day by itself. No, you can't. Terrible

things to your house and just shit all over.

Yes. Can't have it. Yeah. All right. Number five.

What do you got? Number 5. The Teleportinator

from It's No Picnic Season 4. Wait a second.

I could just add another setting to my teleportinator

and send Vanessa directly to the theater and

completely bypass those ridiculously inflated

movie ticket prices. Oh man, am I good. That

deserves a victory sip. What is this, decaf?

It's like you don't even know me. Hey Vanessa,

pumpkin pants, can you come in here for a second?

Good news, sweetie, I can send you to the movies

after all! Really, Dad, it's no big deal. I did

it! And now that my super -dad status is intact,

it's time to take care of business! And by business,

I mean evil, it's time to set my sights on City

of - And again, you know, parallels, teleporters,

but... Doofenshmirtz wants to send Vanessa to

a movie marathon because she wants to go there

and then later he sends Roger and and and City

Hall to Drew Solstein Yes, but again, I think

there was like a switch or something and you

could switch it to you know, basically Teleport

you to different places. One of them was like

evil lair. One of them was Disneyland or something.

I forget but yeah Yeah, it was like a number.

I mean, it wasn't like, like I mentioned with

Phineas and Ferb, like a teleporter, you could

teleport anywhere you want, you know? I mean,

you might have to hard code it or something into

this switch, this dial. But essentially, you

could teleport yourself anywhere you want. Yeah,

essentially. Not to be confused with the closest

chicken reversal -inator. Oh, no. You know, only

teleports chickens and only teleports the closest

chicken. Yeah, or the farthest chicken depending

on how you hard code it. I don't know why he

hard codes these things I mean it'd be so much

more optimal if you just put an interface on

it where you could just type where you want to

go Yeah, I want to teleport to these coordinates

X Y and Z coordinates and then boom you're there

Yeah, that would be so much easier, but do like

in Star Trek you don't see you'll see Self -destruct

buttons in Star Trek nobody does that no Nobody

does that who would does that I wouldn't do it

make any sense at all What was your number five?

number five it is the School it is the stake

containment unit One moment, please carry the

platypus. What are you looking at? Oh, these!

Yes, these are my latest invention. Steak Specs!

I came up with the idea after your last little

visit. With these on, you don't have to constantly

hold a piece of steak to your black eye. See?

See? I plan on mass -producing these. I'll make

millions! Let me show you. I've stolen all these

steaks in the Tri -State area, and I keep them

here in my Steak Containment Unit, or SCA for

short, or maybe it should be SCU. I'm a little

on the fence about... Wait a minute, what are

you doing? That's just a giant heat ray in case

I want to do something evil later. You know,

you said that about 15 times this episode and

I couldn't figure out why. Stake containment

unit. I don't remember this at all. Yes, you

do. Yes, you do. This is from Cremillion. This

is the episode with the steak specs. He steals

all the stakes in the tri -state area and plans

to turn them into eyeglasses designed to cover

up black eyes such as the Such as the one Perry

gave him in their previous encounter. He wants

to sell the eyeglasses to become rich He also

builds a computer controlled heat ray So the

state containment unit is to keep the stakes,

you know, nice and juicy and warm for his new

eyeglass thing I did not remember that one. I

thought you were making like a Ghostbuster reference

50 times. I'm like, no. Well, I mean, technically

it is a Ghostbuster. I mean, state containment

unit. It's a state containment unit. Yeah, technically

it is a Ghostbusters reference. Insert the trap,

flush them down. That's right. But I mean, for

me, it's like, oh, cool. Cause you know, you

think about You know you had like if you're in

college or whatever you have a refrigerator in

your room or you have this or you have that or

you know that kind of thing. It's like oh cool

if I had a you know some sort of refrigerator

only for steaks? Well not refrigerator no this

is a steak container unit that would essentially

keep them hot all the time so it's basically

a giant oven. Uh, practically I honestly don't

remember this at all. So this is all very well

You'll have to rewatch comet chameleon. This

is the comet chameleon episode from I I vaguely

remember comet chameleon because season one season

one Yeah, because they had the space laser that

put their face on the comet. Yep Yeah, vaguely

remember this one. Yeah, it would have been a

long time ago. Yeah a long time ago Yeah back

in 2007 Number four, what do you got? The Sithinator,

Star Wars, season four. Darth and Schmertz? Technically

it's not Doof and Schmertz, it's Darv and Schmertz.

He attempts to turn himself into a high -level

Sith, but turns Ferb into Darth Maul instead.

And it didn't occur to me that number seven,

the Naughtyinator, And number four, which is

the really naughty -inator, which gives you horns

and tattoos all over your entire body. I didn't

realize they were essentially the same thing

until just a minute ago. I could have found something

else. But yeah, it made Ferb really, really naughty.

Like, kill your siblings naughty. Yes, kill your

siblings, Naughty. Oh, boy. Alright, my number

four is the backstory -inator from season three!

Barry the Platypus! Over here! Hurry! The show's

about to start! Ladies and gentlemen, someone

in our studio audience has a date with history!

So come on up, because this is your backstory,

Heinz Stufenschmerz! Me? It's me! It's me, Perry

the Potipus! Let's give him a big round of applause!

Tonight, we explore the life of a true evil genius

and find out just what makes him tick. But how?

I'm glad you asked. With the help of our exciting

but potentially lethal memory extraction technology,

all of your most deeply suppressed memories will

appear right on this screen. It's like a TV clip

show fueled by your own brain. Now, does that

one give you a backstory or explain your backstory?

I'm not sure. I'm looking... Where is this thing?

All right, you gotta read it. Yeah, gotta read

it. Oh, yeah Don't worry. I got time. Oh, yeah,

I'm gonna go make a sandwich. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

I'll give you a sandwich No, yeah, please send

it over Drive the two hours to my apartment Where

is it? What episode is that from? There's some

ridiculous door dash right there. Yeah, exactly

Oh, if it's a little later than 30 minutes, it's

free, so that's a jiggle. It's a bargain. Exactly.

I know, you're from New Orleans, right? Yeah,

yeah, yeah. So, yeah. I'm only from Jersey, but

I do believe that if he wants a sandwich... You

can make daddy a sandwich. Most of the time.

No, no, no, no. Let me ask you this. Well, okay,

let me ask you this. If me and you out... and

somebody say something slick to you. You punch

him in the face. You want me to smack him in

his mouth, right? Yep, that's right. So if I

take you on a date and I say, look, baby, we

gonna go Dutch. No. Exactly. If we walking up

to the car and I don't open your car door, what

do you say? Open the door. You better believe

it. Yeah, no, I am with you. So you make daddy

a sandwich. I will after I get out of the shower.

So number four for me, folks, this is the backstory.

This is from season three. This is from the second

to last episode of season three. This is your

backstory to use his backstories as a source

to become more evil. It is powered by miserable

memories, but good memories reverse the effects.

Yeah, I mean, I can see how it would end up being.

kind of wholesome in the sense that, you know,

you're going to have all these good memories.

Yeah, exactly. Looking at the Wikium, the last

picture here is pictures of Perry and Doofenshmirtz

in Perry's wallet. So I can totally see, I can

totally see all the good memories. It's like,

oh, backstory dissolving. Yeah, exactly. Backstory

dissolving, evilness diminishing. Evilness diminishing.

Exactly. That's funny. Oh yeah. Number three.

What do you got? Number three is the devolution

inator from brain drain season two. Dr. Doofenshmirtz

controls Perry with a remote control, remote

control and the helmet. It was a control. It

was just a remote. Anyway, Perry puts the helmet

on him and uses it to stop him from embarrassing

Vanessa in front of her friends. Then. One of

my favorite episodes is the platypus controlling

me. Yep. I got glue on my hands. I got records

on my fingers. And I just can't stop. Don't stop.

Don't stop. Yeah. It's a great song. I love that

song. I have seen on more than one occasion,

you know, on Dan Poppenmeier's reels or threads

or whatnot, where he's playing this in public.

And people are like 20 -somethings, right? They

know all the words. They know all the words and

they're all singing. And it's amazing to watch.

I love it. But it's because of the mind control

device. And again, think of all the cool things

you could do with a mind control helmet. Yep.

There's no platypus controlling me. Why would

there be a platypus controlling me? This platypus

is a metaphor for the man just like no, it's

an actual platypus. He's controlling me He's

under the table. Yeah, he's underneath the table

Wait, what? And My number three is also from

season three it is from the episode a real boy.

It's the forget about it inator I was gonna say,

I didn't realize there was another inator because

Norm was in there. Norm is the best inator, but

he's not an inator so he can't make the list.

No. And I have to treat her with the respect

that she deserves in a caring, fatherly fashion.

I'll blast her with one of my anathers. Wait

here. You like it, Perry the Platypus? I built

it for the 170th anniversary of the Alamo, but

I forgot to use it. It makes people forget about

what they're thinking right at that moment. I

call it the Forget -About -It -Anathar. I love

that name. Forget -About -It. Forget -About -It.

Forget -About -It. Forget -About -It. Forget

-About -It. When Dr. Doofenshmirtz thinks Vanessa

overhears him say he would rather have a son

to do his evil bidding, he feels terrible, so

he zaps her with the forget -about -it -inator.

It can make the victim forget what they're currently

thinking. Its effects eventually were reversed.

When Rodney taunts Doofenshmirtz saying that

daughters are useless and sons are great help,

He shows him that he shows him his super zap

eyes are. Rodney you suck Rodney he's a jerk.

Yeah but yeah the the the forget about it later

to be able to forget about certain things like.

And then of course you think of the mom and the

what I forget about it and about it yeah absolutely

love that fellas. Yep yep yep absolutely love

it. Awesome. All right. What is your number two,

sir? Number two is the poopinator. From tree

to get ready season one. And again, that's how

we say tree tree to get ready and tree to get

ready up tree one to tree. Doofenshmirtz plans

to ruin his brother's key to the city ceremony

by hypnotizing pisons to defecate on him. The

wiki uses the term defecate. I've already used

the word the s word once in this podcast. So

I only get one I won't use it again, but yeah,

they poop all over But then he gets trapped in

an elevator and they poop all over him in the

elevator which I you know I'm literally a ten

-year -old boy when it comes to my humor. I love

poop jokes Yeah, pretty much just all poop jokes.

This just makes me giggle all day and all night

and the idea of a poopinator had to be my number

two. Cool. That poop, just like bird poop, it's

all white. The poop is white. It's white poop.

Yeah. It's okay. I just saw a video while you

are busy looking up yours. I'll tell you the

story. I saw a video today. This lady, clearly

she's sitting on the toilet, but she's filming.

the bathroom and she calls her daughter and her

daughter's maybe six five six tops she comes

in and she's like can you get me some toilet

paper and she goes sure so she grabbed some toilet

paper from the hall and Comes in and the mom

says thanks and as she's reaching for it. She

smears something on the daughter And the daughter's

freezes and she looks at it she's like And she

goes through all 12 stages of regret in the course

of about a minute. And she's like staring. She's

screaming. She's laughing uncontrollably. She's

trying to shake it off. She's in denial. It's

abject fear. And eventually the Bob says, OK,

look. I was it's chocolate pudding. I'm playing

a prank on you. It's not that she takes a little

bit of it and she licks it. She's like, look,

and the girl just freaks out, just freaks out.

That's fine. This is the funniest damn thing.

And again, poof humor makes me giggle. I laughed

far too hard at this and I forwarded it to all

my friends. Well, I shouldn't say that my my

immediate family, which is mostly. Yeah, this

is friends, right? But yeah, yeah it was Sadly,

I think if I sent it to all my friends, I'd be

ostracized nobody Oh, no, we would still talk

to you. We would just shake our heads a lot more

Yeah. Yeah, hey, how's it going? Observe! With

this, I can implant the target image on their

tiny little brains in a flash! It works better

from a distance. Anyway, today at Town Hall,

they will award the key to the city! To my goody

-two -shoes brother, Roger! Ooh, how I love him!

I like Uncle Roger. We're on number two. Wait,

wait, wait. You made the poopinator number two.

Yes, you are. Oh my God. You don't even like

the Poopinator. See, yeah. Humor. You don't like.

I mean, I'm going to take I'm going to take his

Poopinator folks and then basically universally

delete it with my number two, which is the universal

delete button from season two of Phineas and

Ferb. This is from, uh, Tip of the Day. Agent

P, Newfound Schmertz has crippled the entire

worldwide internet by spreading a so -called

viral video over the whole planet. Watch carefully,

Agent P. What you're about to see may be the

masterstroke of an evil genius who has distracted

us with smaller schemes while secretly moving

us into Checkmate. I am a superstar! Agent P,

this is no laughing matter. We need you to find

out what he's up to and stop him. Behind you,

rising dramatically from the floor, is a new

high -tech device. It's called a Universal Delete

Button. It can delete any file on the internet

from every computer on the planet. Ha ha, it

won't stop bludging! Ha ha ha! Carl, I told you.

There's nothing funny about a man in his underwear

skating into a toilet. Of course, sir. Now, limericks.

Limericks are funny. Phineas and Ferb, uh, Perry

had the Universal Delete Button. Which do you've

had the read my mind inator and then the delete

from my mind inator? He uses Perry's universal

delete button to combine with his thought projection

helmet to erase everyone's mind of an embarrassing

video they found of him. Oh, that's right. This

ties in. No, this ties into your poop because

the embarrassing video was of him in the toilet,

skating into skating. Yeah, baby. Roller skates

into the toilet. Holy shit. How did I do that?

That's funny. Oh, yeah. Not even think about

that. But yeah, universal delete button. There

you go. Number two in HR. Howdy humor. Howdy

humor wins again. There was a potty involved.

Absolutely. All right, folks, drum roll, please.

I will insert a drum roll here in the in the

editing. So leave a little bit of silence for

that. What is your number one favorite Dufrin

Schmertz innater sir? My favorite one was the

ugly innater from the best lazy day ever out

of season one cool So Dufrin Schmertz plans to

make everyone else ugly due to his self -image

problems Yes, but the funny thing about the ugly

innater They're the thing that I like is that

there there's a glass bubble on top with a frog

in it for whatever reason And the fact that,

you know, if you push the frog bubble, it causes

the ugly -inator to backfire and hit dupe and

smirts in the face. My ugly -inator! It harnesses

the horned frog's unpleasant appearance to render

its target ugly! Let me give you a demonstration

on handsome movie actor, Vince Ward. Hi, I'm

Vance Ward. If it can turn him ugly, it can turn

anything ugly. Are you ready, Vance? I guess,

but I didn't get a script. I mean, what's my

motivation in this scene? Motivation? Oh, I think

it will be clear to you in a second. Now, on

to the rest of the Tri -State area! Oh, and Perry

the Platypus! You know what the best part of

my plan is? I'm going to do it from the comfort

of my own living room! with my favorite flat

screen TV and recliner. Oh, wait a minute. You

know, I didn't even mention this. I have the

I have the Ugly Nader in my hand because I have

a Doofenshmirtz figure in my office. It's one

of the few toys in my room that are not Transformers.

Yes, I got that for you years ago. I have you

to thank for that because you specifically requested

my wife to let me get one. So. I basically had

to beg her. I'm like, look, I know he loves Transformers

and I know that's his main thing, but this is

only going to go on his desk. It's not like there

are like a million Phineas and Ferb figures.

Well, at the time, no, there was nothing. This

was I know this was it. This was all there was

for merchandising. I got a little I got a little

platypus with a hat and a little different smerts

with a giant ray gun. And if you push the frog,

it will punch him in the face. Which is, you

know, at the time, I thought was hilarious. But

and it's still on my desk. It's desk adjacent.

I should say it's over here by my It's kind of

in between my R2 -D2s from Disney World and my

drumsticks. Cool. Because occasionally I still

play the drums, but not enough to be good at

it. There you go. All right. Well, my number

one is also coming from season one of Phineas

and Ferb. It is an invention that, well... I

don't know. I thought... Well, I thought it was

gonna be one of those inventions where it was

gonna be where he has everyone do whatever he

wants but and more my control Yes, yes more mind

control, but at least doof's mind control isn't

so super evil because this is from Raging bully.

This is these and this is what it's called folks.

I don't care if Disney's changing the names of

certain Star Wars ships to not say slave one

or To change the name of an outfit to not say

Slave Leia, but this is the Slave Inator. It's

Hutslayer Inair. You mean? Oh Lord. The Hutslayer

Inair. I like Hutslayer better. I'm kind of glad

they went back and changed it. Yeah. So we got

the Slavenator. He hypnotizes everyone to doing

whatever he wants and then whatever he tells

them to do, especially help him celebrate his

birthday. There's also a cleanup party mess,

but this year I won't be celebrating my birthday

alone. Behold! The Slavenator! You see the crowd

will do whatever the Slavenator tells them to

do! I even have a clean -up party button because

the worst part about a party is the clean -up,

am I right? Farewell, Perry the Platypus! And

happy birthday to me! So, like, if I had this

to be able to tell everybody to do whatever I

want them to do, like, to be able to, you know,

my - oh, man. That would be an elevator that

I would probably use for a lot of evil. Technically

it doesn't have to be evil. I mean you could

Give somebody a mind a suggestion for that for

good. Yeah Yeah, exactly, but it would also suggest

certain people don't be huge giant evil people.

Yeah Maybe they want to be good. Maybe they want

to be good people on their own They just need

a little hypnotic suggestion to push them over

the edge I don't know, sometimes that... I don't

know. It might work, you never know. I don't

know. There are so many, like, animes that are

based around the power of suggestion, where it's

like, once per day, you could use the power of

your evil eye to make somebody do your bidding

once, but then once you've used it, you can't

use it on that person ever again. It's like,

wow, that takes a lot of thought, really, I mean...

Yeah, I really think about it. How do I want

to make this person do and what if it's frivolous?

It's like you want to make me an ice cream and

then like, you know You need ten bucks the next

day and you can't you know suggest they give

you ten bucks It's like arguably the ten bucks

would have been better than the ice cream. Yeah,

exactly Someone's gonna know what anime I'm talking

about and they're gonna write it in comments

and they're gonna like oh, yeah I know that one.

It's this one because honestly the name is not

Coming to me it's like I thought you already

knew it and I thought you were just hiding it

because I don't remember what it is I think I

Forget the name of it. It was it wasn't bad I

watched the first season of it and it was like

it had giant robots in it and The thing one of

the thing was is you had to make the suggestion

to somebody's face if they were in the giant

robot You couldn't make the suggestion You had

to get them out of the giant robot before it

would work. But yeah, I think it was like Lelouch

sounds like a terrible name for an anime. So

I don't. Name. I don't want to Google it. I don't

care that much. Someone's going to know what

I'm talking about. It's not. It's not Evangelion.

It's not Neon Genesis. No, no, no. There's no.

Again, I'm sitting here trying to Google it anime

suggestions giant robots. Let's add ice cream

to it. Oh It's code gas I just I just I just

googled the anime Lelouch and the main character's

name is Lelouch and it's from code gas and There

you go Yeah, a gay ass is essentially a suggestion.

Yeah, you know, nobody has to make any suggestions

now. Nobody has to be embarrassed because they

don't know which anime it is. You know, it's

okay. Everything's fine. We know all the anime

here at the Geekcast Radio Network. No, folks,

we don't actually know any of the anime. I've

got like five that I like and then I just pretend.

Yeah, my mind. OK, I respect the genre. I can

enjoy people. Who enjoy watching some of the

stuff. I understand, I understand some of the

red, like we just released a, well, by the time

this comes out, it'll be a while ago. But as

of this recording, we just released the quote

unquote 4 ,000th episode of the geek cast radio

network. So like. I get like over 9 ,000, like

I get all the references and stuff, but like

anime and me, it's just not like. Mine begins

and ends at the two thousand series you give

your original you really can you give joey and

blue eyes white dragon and all that i think that's

gonna be our next podcast is all four seasons

of full metal alchemist. No it's not totally

do that for me like this is amazing you'd love

it all about that. I don't know. You liked Evangelion,

right? You watched enough of that to be like,

oh, yeah. I've never seen a single episode. Oh,

I just know the name. Yeah, I just know. Oh,

man. The originals are awesome. The remakes are

pretty good there. Yeah. I'd be on board for

that. I try to get my kids to watch Evangelion

with me and they're like, no, dad, you're a dork.

Fine. But he's a dog that loves giant robots,

so we can forgive him. I love giant robots. Exactly.

Yeah. So we can, we can... It took them 40 years,

but now they're doing Evangelion and Transformer

crossovers. What? Yeah. Where they have, there's

actually a purple, uh, Optimus Prime to go along

with Unit 1. Evangelion Unit 1. If I ever say

something like, get in the robot, Shinji, you

know, it's, it's from Evangelion. Yeah. Very

cool. Getting the robot. Yeah. All right, folks.

That's our top 10 doof inators. So we had the

top 10 doofinators. We had the top 10 Phineas

and Ferb inventions here on the podcast organization

with a cool acronym. Any other final thoughts

from you, sir? I don't know. We're already pushing

in a two hour territory, man. If I get off on

down another rabbit hole, we're going to be here

all night. Let's talk about, let's talk about

some anime for another 20, 30 minutes. Well,

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folks at least to us regular people it's like

the sears tower so called the sears tower after

all that's right you're damn right it is not

changing the name that's right yeah every day

they never got bought out by somebody else no

no and if they did i'm sure that company was

evil and doesn't deserve the name exactly because

you know they just need an arnold to change it

back because there ain't no fucking willis. The

Willis. Actually, I don't know if you heard that

the company, I don't know if it's the Willis

company, but let's call them the Willis company,

is losing the lease to that this year. They had

like a 20 -year lease and it's over now. So we're

not sure who's going to get the new naming rights

or if they're just going to go back to Sears

because we all like it better that way. They

haven't announced anything yet. Wow. I can't

wait. Me too. I mean, I'm on pins and needles.

I'm even more interested. Yeah, exactly. I am

on pins and needles. We need to go back to what

it originally was. So the person who went up

inside of it when I was back when it was called

the Sears Tower, you know, that sounds dirty

and wrong. I was deep inside that throbbing tower.

Yes, but yeah. Also, if you ever been up in there.

No, unfortunately not. Oh my gosh, they have

this thing where you walk out and it's got a

glass floor and you're basically looking down

into the abyss. Yeah, but when they had that

it was called the Willis Tower though, so it's

not quite the same. But it's still really cool.

They have them now and I don't think it's the

Willis Tower, I think it's the Hancock in Chicago,

where you stand up and you lean up against the

glass and the whole thing tilts outward. At like

45 degrees. So it's almost like you're falling

out of the building. I want to go do that. It's

been, it's been out for a couple of years. I

haven't had the chance, but I want to do it.

Yeah. The, the closest I have come to the Sears

tower is, uh, when Karen and I first met, when

we did our form of our first trips to Chicago,

cause she lived in Chicago at the time. And when

we did that first trip, we just went. to basically

the outside of the building where it says Willis

tower on the bottom of the building. Yeah. And

it's, so we took a picture of, we actually had

somebody. I don't know if it was me or it might've

been me. I don't remember. Cause it looks like

it doesn't look like I'm holding the camera.

It looks like somebody else is holding because

I've got my thumb down and I'm making a face

and she is making this such a sour puss face,

basically saying, No to Willis tower cuz I thought

you just told her no, you're not you're not going

up in it because But that was the closest we

came was basically just saying thumbs down. Oh,

yeah, we're not naming it that yeah, we're not

naming it that Anyway, Twitter, the thing. Exactly.

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I wasn't gonna say that. They've had like 10

years to stew on these story ideas. Season 5

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You'll hear of... Thank you for listening. Until

next time. But wait, there's more! I wasn't even

thinking about that. I was... Gee, you're jealous

now. You're gonna go change your list. No, I'm

not changing nothing. I ain't changing nothing.

I'm trying to find the stupid thing to where

I have to edit the... I'm just gonna have to

edit this because now I'm trying to... I shouldn't

have used a bunch of search terms in the edit

tab for the thing with the other thing. Now you've

done it. It's broken. Now I've done it. Do a

search for number five. Search for five. I know

what it is. I just can't find the damn thing.

Where is number five? I'm just going to do four.

You can edit it later. No, you're not going to

do four. Stop it. No, we're not doing that. What

what season is this from season for you? Yeah,

no, I don't think so. You've you've done that

for the last 17 years. OK. Oh, wait, what? Why

did I? Oh, that's why I was you made a treehouse

robots, didn't you? See, I told you. No, no,

no, I did not. I didn't hear anything. I think

it's full of crap. It's always full of crap.

Full of crap, Blanchard. I didn't hear anything.

What are you talking about? I think you're teasing

me. Are you teasing me, Blanchard? What are you

talking about? I didn't hear anything. Hear what?

What are we supposed to be hearing? You said

you're going to hear and then you stopped and

you changed gears. And I was like, what? What

are you talking about? I didn't hear anything.

There's not really any more. That's about it.