Interview with a Platypus and Tip of the Day

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation

until school comes along just to end it So the

annual problem for our generation is finding

a good way to spend it Have a great day Welcome

to episode 29 of Palka, the podcast organization

without a cool acronym brought to you by the

GeekCast Radio Network. I am one of your hosts.

To you, Jordan Mike. Joining me is Pecan Crop

Michael. Hello. Hey, how's it going? It's going.

Today is the 29th day of summer and this means

it is time to have an interview with a platypus

and get the tip of the day. I did not realize

these episodes came this fast, like this early

in season two. I know these two episodes like

the back of my hand, but I did not realize they

were the second, third cartoons of the second

season. I knew they were there, I just didn't

realize they came that quick. Yeah. Understandable,

I guess. It's been a while since we've seen them.

Yeah, because I said at the very beginning of

the summer this year that when Netflix had had

Phineas and Ferb for the longest time and they

hadn't added season three yet or they hadn't

added season four yet, I was not watching the

show on Netflix. I was still kind of watching

it on Disney Channel when it would come on and

that kind of stuff. I wanted to wait until we

were going to start production on this show for

me to actually go onto Netflix and actually watch

from the beginning to the end. Because I wanted

to be able to do it, you know, for the podcast

here. So I had not seen these episodes in a long

time. But it's one of those things where now

that I've seen them again, I remember them. Right.

And I just didn't remember them coming so early

in season two. It's not a bad thing. I'm old

and my brain doesn't work so well anymore. Once

they hit reruns, they come in the beginning,

in the middle, and the end of the season. And

this episode has a little bit of trivia before

we get into the interview with the Platypus,

the first episode we'll talk about. It has guest

appearances by SpongeBob and Bubbles of the Powerpuff

Girls. Really? Huh? Okay Yep, unless you're where

but you're gonna oh No, I know where you know

where I know where you know Exactly I heard and

I was thinking you know who that sounds like

but for some reason I was thinking that it was

probably Uh, Isabella, just doing a funny voice,

not Tara Strong doing a guest part. As soon as

she said, aren't you a little young for interspacial

communication? As soon as she said that, I knew.

Yeah. Because I heard sorry in her voice when

she said that. So, alright, let's uh, Michael

and I are gonna go interview Perry for his next

mission after this. What to do, what to do, what

to do today. Any ideas, Ferb? How about you Perry

bursting with any plans I'll never get tired

of you doing that Awesome come on Ferb fire went

off I Wonder what that means Hey Ferb, I know

what we're gonna do today. Let's build a Perry

translator. We can finally figure out what Means

some say is just a mindless platypus But he might

actually be thinking some profound thoughts.

Just like another quiet animal I know. Stacy,

it's been four days. I'm not expecting Prince

Charming to bring me a glass slipper or anything,

but a phone call would be nice. Hold on, I've

got another call. It's him! Call you back! Bye!

Hello? Hey, Candice. It's Jeremy. Well, good

morrow to you, sir. Huh? I mean, what's up? I

just got the new Destruction Mayhem 3 game. I

thought maybe you'd like to come over and try

it out. Oh, yeah. You, me, and little Susie playing

a video game, huh? Susie? No. She's at her friend's

house. Oh, hold on, Candice. Someone's at the

door. So, video games? Okay, now all we need

is our subject. Where's Perry? Ah, there you

are, H &P. Sorry about the lights. We're using

an alternative energy source and haven't quite

got it working smoothly yet. I decided it was

high time our operation went green. All right,

assignment, assignment. Let's see. We're saving

paper by printing on the same one over and over

again, so... Ah, sorry for the life of me. I

can't make this out. Hmm. Well, I'm sure it says

something about doing schmertz. Go get him. For

crying out loud, Carl, pedal faster. Gotta check

my email. Perry! Oh, there you are. Come on,

boy. Here, just take a seat. Stay... all set.

Okay, Perry, it's time to hear what's on your

mind. Hit me with your... shot. Hey, Phineas!

Whatcha doin'? Oh, Ferb and I have invented a

Perry translator so we can finally figure out

what he's saying. That's great! But don't you

need Perry to be here for it to work? That was

weird. Perry was here a second ago. Oh, birdie,

do you understand me? Aren't you a little young

for interspacial communication? Yes. Yes, I am.

How about you, squirrel? Do you understand me?

Oh, I do. Do you have any nuts for me? That's

so cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm cute. I'm cute.

Now nut me. Wow. This works on all animals. Hey,

do you think it would work on my dog, Pinky?

He barks at the door when a doorbell rings on

TV. I'd love to explain the whole concept to

him. Couldn't hurt to try. Great! I'll be right

back. Wow, with a device like this, all animals

can finally say what's on their minds. Sure,

I will proceed with that, then. Proceed on your

way to oblivion. He's a platypus, he doesn't

do much. That's right, he doesn't say much either.

He completely ignores his cues. Worst interview

ever. Alright folks, for those of you who are

not in the know, the bird was Tara Strong and

the squirrel was the voice of Tom Kenny. You

know, it was funny. I heard the squirrel and

I was like, you know what? That sounds like Tom

Kenny. And the same thing with Tara Strong. I

was like, you know who that sounds like. But

at the same time, I was like, they're not going

to get Tara Strong and Tom Kenny to just do walk

on rolls for. You know one sentence that doesn't

make any sense at all Well, the squirrel actually

has two lines Yeah, yeah, but yeah, you know,

it's just like a little bit part Well, yeah,

but yeah, but they're not like Both of them actually

have multiple lines. It isn't because she has

this whole thing I said off air, you know, we

were talking about about as far as recognizing

the voice i said as soon as she said aren't you

a little young for interspacial communication

as soon as she said that i i knew exactly who

it was so that's funny interview with a platypus

we have uh phoenix and ferb deciding to find

out what perry's chatter means however they later

find out that perry translator works on all animals

and decide to use it to help all of the animals

in danville Meanwhile, Candice tries to spend

some time with Jeremy, but she keeps being interrupted

by Susie's poodle. Susie's poodle. Who was trained

by Susie? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, she was trained by

Susie. That's the answer. I forget the poodle's

name, but I think it was cock blocker. Oh, God.

Or Candice blocker. My fault. Wait, hold on.

It starts with a C. And the other. On the other

side of the Tri -State area, Duvin Schmerz tries

to flood the Tri -State area and invents a vehicle

that drives on water called the Boat. The buoyancy

-operated aquatic transport. Or Boat, for short.

I love that. You know, I also like the metropolitan

oval aquatic trench. Yeah. I've never noticed

that before What do you like best so please tell

me just what what what isn't there to like best

I mean just almost everything about it is just

so fun I like in the beginning Candice's Really

not interested in playing video games until she

finds out that Susie's not there and she can

go play video games with Jeremy without any sort

of Susie related problems and she just shows

over the she runs to the door He's like hang

on Candice. Yeah someone's at the door. Yeah.

I wonder how many blocks away she lives, you

know It can't be like on the next block or next

door. I think they show it at some point, but

I don't remember I think it's like a couple of

streets. Yeah, she had to run But any girl that'll

run to your house to play video games, you know

as a keeper Mm -hmm. Yeah, that's that's the

one you marry Yeah, true So this one There's

just so much about it. There's the whole animal

translator thing. The fact that they're trying

to teach Pinky about the TV, the doorbell on

the TV. They're not really living inside the

TV. There aren't actually tiny people in there.

The whole beginning part with the Perry impressions

with Phineas and Ferb. And then at the end Phineas

or no, it's it's at the beginning he makes a

really really bad Pat Benatar joke Okay, help

me with this one All right, Perry hit me with

your shot. Oh Okay. Yeah, I guess that was a

bad Pat Benatar joke really Bad people can actually

do the platypus noise. Can you do the platypus

noise? No. No? I'm not even going to try. You're

going to try? Come on. No, no. It sounds like

static on the mic. No? Okay. It sounds like you're

doing something really wrong with your cheeks.

No, it's more like, it's like, how do you spell

platypus? It's P -L -Flem. There are people that

can do like the terminator sound to it I can't

do that that that that would be awesome to be

able to do Yeah, so apparently only it was a

deep Bradley Baker. Well, he's the only one they

can do it. Yeah, it's deep Well, it's deep Bradley

Baker. I would assume that like Frank Welker

can do it because he's a national treasure And

he can do any noise. Well, I assume it is Vincent

and Thomas doing their own as phineas and furb

i assume it's vincent martella oh yeah and thomas

mister yeah he's doing their own versions of

it but yeah no i i can't do it i refuse i won't

try and they can't do it either well no i bet

they can't that's probably them going i can't

do this noise well just try just try to do it

yeah uh so we get to the mission um and um They're

trying out a new power source and Major monogram

power source as manual labor It is manual. He's

he's manually operating the lights my email Pedal

faster you little runt Check my email. Oh God

your major monogram and your buddy Carl God your

what? Your buddy Carl on Facebook. Yeah gomberg

gomberg I'm sorry that's all I can think of is

your major monogram and he's the kid on the bike

oh okay yeah poor Carl he's pretty healthy nowadays

he could probably ride that bike keep that whole

place running there you go so so doofenshmirtz

wants the tri -state area to basically be Venice,

Italy. He wants the waterways so that everyone

will have to use his bow at. Yeah. For transportation.

That is slightly evil. You know, flooding a town

for your own personal financial gain. That's

that's bordering on Lex Lutherish. Maybe like

1970s Gene Hackman, Lex Lutherish. Yeah, that's

very true. But except at least this time he's

not trying to at least do I don't think doofenshmirtz

could You know crack the San Andreas fault and

have California fall off the you know, yeah That's

Luther Vivaldi. That's pretty evil. That is firmly

in the evil territory there He wouldn't get that

far enough. He couldn't do that. No But you know

breaking a dam That's that's pretty evil I've

seen Lex Luthor break dams before. Oh, I like

a toe -tapping dam song. Exactly. That would

make them a damsel in distress. I was going to

say the toe -tapping dam song is actually a Phineas

and Ferb reference to Dr. Harvarlek. episode

he ends up destroying a dam and she says oh I

like a toe -tapping damn song I remember that

now you're in okay so here's a question pinky

is having trouble watching television and our

doorbells and television something along those

lines oh look a red herring let's follow it but

what I was wondering isn't pinky an agent Chihuahua

He's an agent, but he's an agent for a different

agency. He works for Wanda. He works in a different

division of ALCA. Yeah, it's a it's a whole it

will get into it much much later anything else

any either any other good moments or any bad

moments for? Interview with a platypus. Well,

yeah, this is something that bothers me, right?

So all the neighborhood animals flock to the

the translator because they They they want to

have their grievances aired. I suppose Right,

but you end up with like zoo animals Yeah, is

there a zoo nearby or is there people just keeping

zoo animals as pets? Um Yes, I would assume there's

a zoo in Danville Well, I mean cuz there's like

an elephant and a giraffe and a crocodile. There's

a gorilla Why is the gorilla in the backyard

who keeps a gorilla? You said a zookeeper, but

let's hope Isis didn't kill it. Oh, no I know,

that's bad, isn't it? I don't think ISIS killed

Harambe. I think that's something else. No! But

that's one of the... It's what one of the satire

websites out there tried to say. Oh, ISIS killed

Harambe? They were waiting at the zoo. I do think

there is a zoo in Danville, in the Tri -State

area, because later we'll have a crocodile episode.

And they actually do go to a zoo so I believe

there is a zoo So they all show up from the zoo

and a farm apparently because there's like horses

and stuff. Yeah And then they run they chase

him chase Candice Past a pet store and then all

the pets show so I'm like, oh, there should be

a lot of pets There shouldn't be like an entire

zoo chasing her but then all the pets join in

and they're all chasing her too Yeah, yeah, I

don't know um there was a nice Disney reference

at the end Which was ah hell um you're supposed

to supposed to write this shit down Stuff down

dude, I know I'm supposed to um Yeah, you know

what I did not I did not write it down, so I

don't know what the Disney reference was How

did it end? I just watched it an hour ago, come

on. Oh God. Yeah, let's wrap this one up. Disney

references, was there parental death? No, okay.

No, no. Okay, folks. Oh, no, I know what it was.

I know what it was. It was the shoe. She dropped

her shoe. Oh, and at the end, Jeremy put the

shoe on her foot. Right. Yeah. All right. Friends.

Yeah. Yeah. OK. Disney reference. Boom. Disney

reference. Mic drop. Gentlemen, please write

in the comments and give. Pick on, Michael, some

good tips of the day for trying to remember this

shit, like actually writing this stuff down when

you watch it. I really should do that. That's

an excellent suggestion. No one is going to let

you talk about aglets at all. You know, I actually

forgot what an aglet was, so. I was commanded

to by a strange innator, so I forgot what it

was. Just the tip of the day. Ah, yes, the daily

crossword puzzle. Today's theme, tip of the day.

One across the metal tip of an umbrella. Let's

see. Honey? The feral! Yes, of course. Two across

the tip of the elbow. Honey? The Olacron. I thought

so, yes. Easy peasy, that one. Next, the tip

of a shoelace. Yes, yes, that little hard tip

at the end of a shoelace is... Honey? I don't

know. You don't know? Oh, it's like living with

a bunch of monkeys! Just look it up on the computer!

But isn't it weird none of us know its name?

No. That why they make smart word box for tell

monkey hard -brain herdy things. Removing prepositions

makes it more condescending. Wow, 20 people email

me the same video. I gotta check this out. That

is so humiliating. I have to send this to Jeremy

and Jenny, the track team, Chicago Joe... So,

uh, Candice, smart word box find named Shoelace

Tip? Would you wait? I'm dealing with something

that actually matters here. The internet crashed.

I know. Baljeet. This kind of stuff is right

up his alley. Useless Shoelace Facts, Volume

8. The plastic or metal tip on the end of a shoelace

is called an... Aglet. A -G -L -E -T. It is one

of the most useful, yet tragically ignored inventions

in all of history. Gosh, Ferb. That seems like

a great injustice, huh? Oh, well, thanks, Belle

Jeep. OK. A -G -L -E -T. Brilliant. Oh, hi, boys.

Aglet, Mom. Aglet, you too, Phineas? No, Mom.

The shoelace tip? It's an aglet. How interesting.

Yeah. Nobody seems to know the word. I wonder

why. I'll tell you why. Because it doesn't matter.

You can live a long, happy life without knowing

the tip of the shoelace is called the aglet.

It doesn't matter. Ferb? I know what we're going

to do today. Oh, look at this, honey. 27 across,

five letters. Where's blank? Agent P, Newfound

Schmertz has crippled the entire worldwide internet

by spreading a so -called viral video over the

whole planet. Watch carefully, Agent P. What

you're about to see may be the master stroke

of an evil genius who has distracted us with

smaller schemes while secretly moving us into

checkmate. I am a superstar! I won't stop flushing!

Agent P, this is no laughing matter. We need

you to find out what he's up to and stop him.

Behind you, rising dramatically from the floor,

is a new high -tech device. It's called a Universal

Delete Button. It can delete any file on the

internet from every computer on the planet. I

won't stop flushing! Carl, I told you. There's

nothing funny about a man in his underwear skating

into a toilet. Of course, sir. Now, limericks.

Limericks are funny. Well, before we get to the

tip of the day, folks, we have to go back. And

all that stuff you just heard, we're sorry. It's

his fault. He did it. Why would we hear that?

Because I thought you went back and excised all

of it. Are you kidding me? No, I'm serious. I

expect you to do your job. I'm not editing that.

I'm not asking you to do much more than what

you're supposed to do, so I'm not expecting much.

That referenced an interview that we never had

throughout an entire episode in day 15. I spent

more time editing episode 15 of this show than

I've done the entire first season of the podcast

trying to remove every single reference. to that

storyboard artist slash writer slash whatever

she is in my defense we it's day 29 and we still

haven't had that interview so damn all that shit

you guys just heard sound amazingly professional

and everything else and if it breaks down at

one point or another and we sound unprofessional

i'm sorry this time it's his fault because he

couldn't remember the mother ferben slipper reference

swampy is not going to like this one unless you

unless you edit it properly i'm just saying no

one's gonna listen to this podcast before we

get to the tip of the day what do over two over

Anyway, what do you rate interview with a platypus?

I don't remember I actually know I did Down in

front of you all I can think of is that little

mermaid cover it's stuck in my head, man I've

seen things man. It's Edwards dick in just What?

Sending it the episode. Oh man do over man. All

right I would give this episode a four out of

five because I really liked it. I liked the Boat

and the Moat and all of the trouble that Candice

gets into. Ahem. Okay. Moving on. Tip of the

day. The boys spread the word about the tip of

the shoelace called the Aglet. Meanwhile... Doofenshmirtz

is featured in the newest viral video to hit

the internet. This was the unofficial Season

2 premiere. It aired on Toon Disney as a preview.

Oh, wow. Phineas and Ferb is old enough to where

they were still using it as Toon Disney and not

Disney XD. Not Disney XD. That was a while back.

Yeah, that was a while. Nine years. You know,

I'm going to I'm going to foreshadow this one

a little bit. I didn't like this episode. What

no, I just wasn't as happy with this episode

and it bothers me that That they would use this

as the as the first episode of the season even

as a preview Yeah, okay, just didn't it didn't

carry me as well as let's say The the Loch Nose

the the Loch Nose the Lake Nose monster the Loch

Ness monster Yeah No, I love this episode I thought

this episode was great because this episode has

the line where I got Yesterday's line where I

said this podcast is ruining my life Doofenshmirtz

says this video is ruining my life. I Think I

think my favorite part is when everyone's watching

it and they they're commenting he won't stop

flushing And the same quote comes up like four

times They're like, haha, he won't stop flushing

Look, it's that idiot from the video again. It

reminds me of like it Like he goes like he puts

this video online and everyone in the tri -state

area sees it He says he can't even walk outside

of his own house And all he does is walk into

his kitchen Who the hell does Doofenshmirtz have

stashed in his kitchen to just say his stuff

to - Like, that's what - Like, who did he kidnap

to - Yeah, I - I don't know. Exactly. They're

all chained up in the kitchen. They're hung up

on hooks like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And as

soon as he walks in, they go, Ha ha! That's the

guy from the video! It's self -preservation,

really. He can't kill them if he's embarrassed

for himself. That's, you know, so true. Yeah.

Look in the box Perry the platypus always look

in the box. Yes Like seven what's in the box

don't look in the box Box Where's oh the where's

Perry I was looking at looking at my notes going

what does this even mean? Where's blank? No,

the Where's Perry is, uh, he's... The crossword.

Exactly, he's doing the crossword. What's a five

letter for Where's Blank? Thought that was funny.

Yup. Where's Blank? Was there, uh, what you're

doing in this one? I think so. I could be wrong,

but I do not remember what you're doing. Can't

recall. Again. Hmm ours of recall are failing

tonight regardless. Yeah Nope know what you're

doing. That's what I thought quit reading the

wiki Hey, somebody's got to get this shit, right?

He won't stop flushing There are a lot of errors

in this episode apparently please read the wiki

to me they have like One of them, and I actually

did notice this without even looking at the wiki.

Up close, Ferb's shoe has visible laces with

aglets, but zoomed out, it doesn't. Oh, yeah.

So I did notice that. The allusions to this episode,

you know, to various things are interesting.

Band -aid concerts, aglet aid type. Aglet aid.

I just got that. Okay. Awareness ribbons, agulant

awareness laces are similar to breast cancer

awareness ribbons and that kind of stuff. Right,

right. Memory aids, obviously tying a string

around your finger is supposedly supposed to

be a common way to remember things. Maybe you

should, you know, tie a ribbon around every note

you're supposed to write down and remember Disney

references. Yeah, I think that would help. And

then the guy with the dark sunglasses and a guide

dog, it's a Helen Keller reference because he's...

He's he's shown to be blind, but it went when

you know, he starts using a so start saying aglet

He's like I can hear again in here again both

blind and deaf. I thought that was kind of awful

I thought it was awful because it's like no he's

blind but he says he can hear Yeah, you know,

I that's kind of terrible Yeah, anyway One the

one I enjoyed was The guy with the girlfriend

He keeps saying aglet is Lewis your hair grew

back. Yes. I know He just keeps saying and Stuff

is happening. Yeah, this is girlfriend or girlfriend

comes back. He gets a raise. Oh, it's his hair

He's like bald and his hair sprouts out Yeah,

yeah And then the poor blind guy who you would

expect to get a sight back instead get something

he already had They sigh Well, you know somebody

saw that in the storyboard and thought that was

hilarious and I'm like no that's terrible right

what no Just let him see the poor guy. Come on,

man The Agla song is actually pretty catchy It's

very catchy. He did like the Aglet song. I mean,

I know a few times like like Four or five years

ago before we were even gonna start this damn

thing When we were watching Phineas and Ferb

on repeat on you know, whatever whenever we would

get together and podcast half the time We would

bring up Aglet every single time. Yeah, it's

memorable Did we talk at all about the inator

the inator have we got to bring up the inator

was there an inator? There was a read my mind

inator. Oh, that's right the read my mind the

native when coupled with it Yeah, when coupled

with the delete inator Well, it was a universal

delete button, but yeah Universal delete button

Use Russell delete button. Yeah, it would make

editing this podcast a lot easier One of these

days I'm just gonna drop all this stuff on you

and then it'll never get done You know, it's

sad is aside from all of the copyright infringement.

That's kind of why I stopped doing my show because

I Got about four episodes in and found out that

anything is really hard Well you to preface this

for everyone who doesn't know he was doing a

video show on YouTube at the time Yes, YouTube

video video editing is a hell of a lot harder.

Yeah than audio. Audio editing is easy Yeah,

once you get hang of it As far as copyright infringement,

I'm going off of the fair use thing because most

of the clips I use are under a minute long So

well, yeah mine might have been like two minutes

or so, but But yeah, I had four episodes of the

show, and before the fifth one came out, at least

two of them, I think it was one and three, got

pulled off YouTube. And one of them I got back,

I think, and then the other one I didn't get

back. And they came back and said, oh no, you

can't have it back. And I was like, all right,

fine. Rather than call a lawyer, I suppose I

will just let it drop. Yeah, that's why I don't

put a lot of stuff on YouTube anymore Yeah, yeah,

it's just not worth it. I mean I made a lot of

good friends and I'm still friends with Boulder

and Mari Williams and I We keep we keep up on

Facebook. That's the interview. We did do. Yeah.

Yeah, that was We did we did Boulder we did Heatwave

Steve Bloom Stay blown. Yeah, we got that one.

I was head on over to get cast radio calm folks

You can see all the interviews we've done. Yeah,

these are older. I was working on the third one

and That that would never materialize but and

by then I was so disgruntled with the fact that

my episodes were disappearing Yeah, that I just

didn't bother finishing number five Yeah, thank

God podcasting is not YouTube videos. Anything

is hard. Yeah. Yeah so I feel for you thank you

do your job that's right you're gonna get paid

for it to have a job I guess I suppose anyway

back to the tip of the day because this whole

episode podcast people are gonna be like Ferb

these guys. I'm never furbing listening to this

Furben show ever Furben again And when I say

we I mean you think I'm editing this I've already

you've gotten your one episode of out of 104

of you screwing up stuff episode 15 and mentioning

an interview we never got and I edited the shot

of that. I spent nine and a half hours editing

that crap. Really? I'm not shitting nothing out

of this. So back to tip of the day. It's audio.

How hard can it be? Anyway. Reach right through

to my mother. I'm going to strangle the mother

fervent life out of him. So back to tip of the

day. Yeah. You know, I'm going to have to give

this one a two. We're already at the rating already

We're already in an hour and a half, so we're

gonna have to scale this one back a little oh

You know hey Mm -hmm, so we get aglet we get

Candice not caring about the aglet we got her

You know removing all prepositions from from

a few sentences and things like that Apparently

Lawrence needs Linda to give him all the crossword

answers Yeah Doofenshmirtz and his bow -anting

No, no, the bow -anting was the last episode

You know the platypus Yeah, you're giving this

episode far too much credit You know, this is

the one with the with the YouTube video that

everyone's laughing at Yeah, and sadly, you know

what if he was smart about it Doof just would

have put ads on his YouTube account and he would

have been like raking in the cash Yeah, he does

something with the pop -up inator later I don't

remember which episode it is right off the top

of my head But he tries doing pop -up ads for

the internet at some point or another that would

have been smart Yeah, you know to this day. I

still don't have ads on my YouTube videos Because

I don't think anyone would watch them if I did

it's just you know Is this really worth a 15

second ad you know not really? All right Okay,

so Michael's giving it a two. I love this episode.

It gets a five from me. Really? Yeah. Holy cow.

You know, the only good thing about this episode

besides Doofenshmirtz falling into a toilet is

the Agla song because again the Agla song is

catchy Yeah, the other good thing is they go

to Baljeet and he has like a thousand volumes

of useless shoelace facts. And I'm like, wait,

how many useless shoelace facts can you put in

at least just one volume of an encycl - Yeah,

it's the Encyclopedia Britannica of useless shoelace

facts. Oh boy. Alright folks, we're gonna take

a quick break and When we come back, we'll talk

about the Day of the Living Gelatin and Backyard

Aquarium and who knows whatever else is coming

up on tomorrow's episode of Palka. We'll be back

after this. It was half off because, you know,

something bit half of it off. So, here's my evil

plan. With this remote, I will open the Danville

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we're sorry, folks. But wait, there's more! That's

cool. I think I got a part of him on the actual

recording, too. You may have, yeah. Well, at

one point, Christy came in here and she was like,

what's going on? I'm saying when you said I get

Gavin here hang on a second. I was still So what?

I was still recording at the time. Oh, I see

yeah No, I mean at one point Christy came in

and she's like what are you doing here? and she

and I look at her and I point to the headphones

and she's like are you recording a podcast and

I kind of nod and Gavin was in here at the time

and so it's a Gavin and Gavin's just like what?

Don't mind if he's in he was being quiet. He's

just playing, you know, that's all right. He

knows I'm doing a podcast. He's not being loud

or anything Yeah, so that's cool. He's a good

boy Yep Yeah, it's a good boy. Yeah I'm gonna

worry about him Alright, so this is episode 29.

So also, when I haven't been doing Nunchucks

with Gavin, I've been trying to put together

my Combiner Wars Bruticus. Yes. It was awesome.

Please, you are no Megatron. Don't even do it.

Don't ever do that again. So not a Steve Megatron.

Yes. I love you. Shut up bitch, I'm not done.

to be a podcaster? No, no I'm not. Aren't you

a little old to be watching this cartoon show?

Yes, yes I am. It's good to see the nation's

senior citizens taking an interest in cartooning.

Yes, yes it is.