Phineas and Ferb: Bigfoot and Treehouse Episodes Review

Women and children and the faint of heart may

wish to leave now. What? I wasn't even - Damn

it! Am I recording? You gotta be kidding me.

I wasn't even - Fuuuuck. You suck. I'm gonna

have to completely forget everything I said from

the last five minutes. No, no, no, no. We'll

work it out. Glad you figured that out quickly.

Wait, wait, wait. How did they not - Yeah, me

too. Uh... Okay, alright. God damn it! That really

sucks! Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots,

or locating Frankenstein's brain. Finding a dodo

bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister

insane. As you can see, there's a whole lot of

stuff to do before school starts this fall. So

stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna

do it all. So stick with us, cause Phineas and

Ferb are - Hello and welcome to episode 6 .7

of the podcast organization, with an equal acronym.

I am once again your host, TF2 and Mike, and

joining me is Begon Gort Michael. Hey, how's

it going? It's going. Today we have another episode

of Phineas and Ferb, which actually introduces

a lot of new characters. We meet Do for one of

Doofenshmirtz's online dates. We meet Linda's

parents, Phineas and Ferb's grandparents. So

yeah, that's, that's what's going on in day six

of our 104 day long podcast. So without any further

ado folks, we're just gonna get to the episodes

after this. Oh crap. We're almost there. What's

the first thing you're gonna do at Camp Buford?

Find a nerd, take his underpants, and run him

up the flagpole. I don't think Camp Phineas and

Ferb has a flagpole. Then I guess I'll just find

a nerd and take his underpants. You may have

my underpants. They just got very messy all of

a sudden. Thanks. But ain't the same if Buford

don't rip them off ya. How about you Isabella?

The Fireside Girls and I are gonna work on our

accomplishment patches. How about you sis? What's

the first thing you're gonna do at camp? First

of all, it's not camp. It's just Grandma and

Grandpa's cabin, and it's boring. But we made

t -shirts! Secondly, I don't like the outdoors,

okay? I don't like bugs! Phineas, are you even

listening to me? I seem to have misplaced my

ant farm. Mom! Yes, Candice? Do I have to go

to Grandma and Grandpa's? Oh, I think it's rather

sweet that Betty, Joe, and Grandpa Clyde invite

you kids and all your friends every year. But

I'm not a kid! I'm a young adult! Can I do something

with you guys? Of course! As you can, dear. You

can join us at the Antique Symposium. This year's

keynote address. We'll debate shellac versus

lacquer. Woo -hoo! I'll take one of those shirts.

Where are they? Look! Oh, here they come now.

Hi, Grandpa. Well, hello, Phineas. You haven't

changed a bit. Grandpa, that's not me. That's

Perry. Huh? Oh! Oh my, looks like I need to get

my glasses fixed. With the glasses. And turbo

furbo, put it there, put it there, put it there,

put it there. Alright folks, we're just not even

gonna acknowledge what the hell happened at the

beginning of this episode. Get that Bigfoot out

of my face while visiting their grandparents,

Srinivas and Ferb and Candice, some friends,

encounter Bigfoot or so they think. Also, Dr.

Dufrin Schmurs' date is interrupted by Agent

P. Well, like I said at the very beginning of

the show... And like I said yesterday when we

talked about lights Candice action, did you say

it the first time or the time before the first

time? No, the I got not I don't even know stop

confusing me Did you be more like fur but wait

that I'd have to do this show myself, that's

right. Oh boy, so Like I said yesterday, at the

end of yesterday's podcast about introducing

new characters, we get a lot of new characters

here. We see a lot of new and different things.

We get almost all of the kids together. Yeah,

it's Candice, Phineas, and Ferb, Buford, Beljeet,

Isabella, and the Fireside Girls. Pretty much

almost all the kids of the cast in this one episode.

Plus Linda and Lawrence and Linda's mom and dad.

Linda's mom and Linda's mom's sister We thought

was an inflatable sister at first, but was in

fact the sister that lives in the basement Yeah,

that's just my sister Lorraine. She has a son

named Marty that she almost oh wait wrong from

franchise. Oh, oh That's fine Lorraine Baynes

McFly Fletcher I was going to say, Caroline Rhea

does the, if I'm pronouncing that right, does

the voice. And she had some heavy voice duties

today. She had three characters. Well, not really.

Well, she had the mom and grandma, which is old

mom, and grandma number two, which is old mom

times two. OK, see, I thought you were talking

about Linda. grandma and the squirrel but you're

talking about Linda grandma and the sister she

had the squirrel too you didn't notice that no

okay so when Candice is sitting there complaining

about whatever else and Candice looks over there's

a gray squirrel right there yeah And it's the

grandma's voice. She's basically ventriloquism.

Oh, all right. Yeah, she was throwing her voice.

She was throwing her voice. Yeah. Meow, meow,

meow. Yeah. That one. You throw your voice to

places it should never come from. She voices

the squirrel. I'm like, did the squirrel talk?

Did she do the Twitter? What does the squirrel

say? Yeah, I don't know man anyway, but yeah,

I get what you're saying. So yeah some heavy

voice duty for carolyn ria today. Yeah Uh So

the plot here, uh I like I like both of them,

but I think the doofenshmirtz plot is a little

bit better on this one because we Get into his

a little bit more of emotional psyche on that

aspect, especially. Oh, I'm dating I've started

dating again It's like you gotta go Yeah, you

gotta she doesn't know I have a nemesis There's

a booty call coming brother. You gotta you gotta

hit the heck out. Yeah, he didn't put the sock

on the door put the Right she hadn't actually

shown up yet Yeah, honestly, I wonder what they

would have talked about if Perry hadn't been

there because He kind of got all the attention

Yeah, he kind of did I was I felt bad. I think

that was the point you're supposed to feel bad

for doofenshmirtz because You know if some chick

shows up and just wants to talk to your pet Maybe

that's not the chick for you. I'm just saying

Maybe that's not a match made in the Tri -State

area. Yeah, exactly. Well, she says strudelqt4427

was a lot less needy online. A lot less needy.

And I'm like, wait, what? I would have loved

to have actually seen their actual, like, when

Perry first comes in. Yeah. We see doofenshmirtz

typing and he's like this is going to be the

best blah blah blah and Perry tries to see what

he's doing Yeah, but the binoculars once he's

Lord like I would have liked to have actually

seen the computer screen like what was he actually

doing because we can only assume he was But I'm

sorry an internet date would not show up that

fast Like that was a little that was pretty quick

would not show up there If we're I mean unless

she lives in the apartment below doofenshmirtz

or so yeah, she was sitting outside in her car

With binoculars. Well, she couldn't have lived

in an apartment below because he was out in the

middle of the woods. He's out in his woodland...

Oh, the evil woodland retreat. Yeah, so it's

like, how'd she get there that fast if they were

just online talking to each other? What makes

the woodland retreat evil? Is it... Yeah, I don't

know. Evil by association? Is it like a possessed

house that tries to kill you when you take showers

and stuff? Does it have a shower? Oh, yeah. Well,

we do have a in a couple of days We'll have an

episode all about a possessed house One scare

oughta do ya? Oh, okay. Yeah, that's what say

what? Yes, yes, we do moments. I'm with Candice

no outdoors boo. I'm so with Candice on that's

right Don't get me wrong as a child as a kid.

I went camping I went to summer camp a few times.

It was alright until Got a bee sting right under

my left eye like right on dude Yeah, what for

your face? Yeah, I know right Yeah, so I am so

with Candice about no I would rather have nurture

over nature No, thank you. Give me the technology

any day. Yeah, I'll take that That's not really

what nurture versus nature means but I I know

I know oh, you know, I see what you're going

for I'll take some nurturing if anyone would

as opposed to sending me outside. I'll take that

Have you and Chrissy ever taken the boys camping

or anything like that Once Once and it was not

a good experience apparently just the once Never

again that one time at camp that was that one

time in hell It was it was so bad it was yeah

I well this would be a much longer podcast if

you wouldn't hear me think about my camping experience,

but I Love how Excited Linda and Lawrence are

about the the the interest that they have because

they're going to and it because they're they're

they're Antiques which is which the main debate

is shellac versus lack. That's right. I'm like

This is a raging debate these are important things

We get the apparently they apparently the OWCA

has not used the tree slide in years And then

major monogram has his acting debut when I was

at the Slow clap I Don't know. I'm sure this

is a reference to something. I'm just not sure

what The Academy it's like a it's like a moment

kind of thing. It's like one of those slow moments

But because I didn't get the joke it didn't it

didn't resonate with me. I wasn't like, uh -huh

I just went yeah, this is this is something we

could have skipped And the other thing I liked

about this one was a doofenshmirtz asking Perry

you think you could act like a mindless animal

and Perry just kind of looks at the screen kind

of like He's breaking the fourth wall, but he's

basically Ferris Bueller in us and he's like

looking at the audience He's a platypus he doesn't

do much you should have taken his hat off What's

his platypus doing here? Regardless of which

platypus it is, your date's just gonna rub it

up on her face. She's literally like just snuggling

with this mindless animal. Where can I rub it

on me, on myself? The best line out of this whole

thing is at the end when Perry comes back. Oh

there you are Perry, why are you all covered

in lipstick? That's not the best line. Okay,

what's the best line? It's a toss -up. I like

I like why do I always get the crazies? Because

this date clearly loves Perry and hates Bigfoot

so she throws him off a building It's just that

was well and then the second one the second one

is at the end But that doofus smart says it's

not the worst date I've ever had there was this

one. They kept stabbing me with a fork I want

to see this date. It's like why can't we have

a flashback of this date where he's being stabbed

with a fork? That's awesome. What else did you

like about this one? I like his screen name strudelcutie4427

Strudelcutie. It's terrible. You know I laughed

so hard. Well, Candice was being eaten by the

Bigfoot. Bigfoot jumps in the face of Candice.

She's like, ah! And everybody goes, ah! And then

he stuffs her in his mouth. And she's in there

going, ah! I laughed so hard, I laughed so hard

that Chrissy was annoyed with me. She's like,

no, seriously, you know, it's not that funny.

I'm like, I can't breathe. You know, she's inside

this mouth going, ah! It was, it was hilarious.

That was my favorite part. Absolutely. All right.

The no, no, we don't moments. The only thing

I wrote down for this is, man, and we kind of

talked about this already, man, does Doof and

Schmertz's love life suck. You know, his love

life is a recurring theme in the show, but this

particular date never shows up again. Nope, none

of the dates actually show up again. There's

one that's coming much later. No, okay There's

one that's coming much later that almost gets

him a happy ending I almost wish they would have

stayed with the happy ending he said just to

see how it would have played out for the rest

of the set if that if that episode had changed

and they did not end up, you know getting hit

by the whatever love inator satellite thing it

was he had like if she didn't end up getting

hit by that the series might still be going on

now because of what they could have done if if

he actually had a you know evil partner in crime

right right so you know yeah uh what would you

rate uh get your get that big foot out of my

face uh i'd give this one a three maybe pushing

it a three and a half i mean i laughed but the

uh the whole I don't know. It's like camp camp

story. Yeah, it was kind of cuz it was a bit

contrived I mean I can get yeah, we're gonna

go see the grandparents, but all of your friends

going to the grandparents Yeah, you know, okay

see if it was like a Thanksgiving Holiday or

an Easter holiday or something like that. Yeah,

we all know they have already done They will

be doing two different Christmas specials. So

yeah or holiday specials, but whatever. Right.

Holiday specials. It's Christmas, damn it. Yeah.

Oh yeah, it's like... Xmas specials. I've been

wanting to say this for a while. It's Merry Christmas,

damn it. I'm going to give this one a three and

a half. I did certain things I liked about it,

certain things I laughed at it, you know. Like

I said, the whole thing. I'll give it a three

plus a half for the inflatable Ferb. The inflatable...

You know, that's the only time they ever used

him. I don't think the Inflatable Ferb ever comes

back, which is kind of a shame. You know, the

Inflatable Ferb reminded me of that scene in

Airplane. Yep. You know, the Inflatable Autopilot.

Yep. You never actually showed them blow up Ferb,

but that would have been similar. No. Well, they

also use that in Men in Black, too. Do they?

Yeah. They use the autopilot driver thing. It's

a whole thing that comes out of the steering

wheel, like an airbag. Oh, he's inflatable. And

they basically blow him up. He's an inflatable

drain. Does he deflate? I don't remember that.

I don't remember if he does or not. This particular

scene in the airplane. Damn it. I know what airplane.

Anyway. I know what airplane is, too. I have

clearance, Clarence. Damn it. All right, we're

gonna get to the tree house episode after this

and no it is not a horror filled episode folks

So, what are you young ladies doing? Wrestling,

Mom. Favorite game? Well, I'll just be running

a few errands. First I'll get the groceries,

then to the florist, and then to the car wash.

Okay, whatever. Kind of busy right now. Call

if there's any trouble. With my brothers, I might

as well call now. Huh. You're right, Ferb. I

guess it would make a sound. Say. Where's Perry?

There you are, Agent P. It has come to our attention

that all pigeons have left the downtown area.

Of course, on the upside, I haven't washed my

car in weeks. We can only assume that Dr. Doofenshmirtz

is involved. You know your mission. Perry! That

about does it. Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'? We remodeled

our old tree house. What do you think? Oh, my

gosh! Wow! Come on, check it out! This is the

main crib. Sweet. Let's take the tube to the

top. Tube? Sure. It's the fastest way up. Are

you sure about this? Relax. We haven't missed

yet. Really? Yeah. You're our first passenger.

What? Awesome. Let her rip. Check out the view.

Pretty sweet, huh? No doubt. Oh, that's just

Candace's old tree house. She doesn't use it

anymore. Well, that's just sad. Hey, what if

we gave it a makeover? Sure, something more.

Well, I don't know. Candace! All right, folks,

last episode for today is Tree to Get Ready.

Phineas and Ferb build a tree house and remodel

Candace's old one. Later, they get in a tree

house fight against Candace and Stacey. Meanwhile,

Perry tries to stop Dr. Giffen Schmerz from getting

revenge on his brother, Roger. I don't know what's

more awesome, the A story or the B story for

this one. Like, I think they're both on equal

ground for me. Well, I don't know. On the one

hand, I really like Vanessa on the A story. And

on the B story, it involves poop. And I love

the potty humor. It involves pigeon poop. Yeah.

Well, the key referring to it is pigeon goo.

The song is pigeon goo, but it's clearly I think

the inator is called the poopinator. Yeah, it

is clearly poop. Yeah Do your boys have a tree

house at home No, no, we had a swing set that

that on the side of it kind of had like a little

that's not the same thing Well, no, it did because

it had a there was like a raised platform with

a that's And it had like a it was enclosed, you

know, it was like that's more Yeah, that's more

of a swing set for a tree house is actually a

house you build in a tree Well, if there had

been a tree next to it, it could have considered

That's just cheating We don't we don't really

have any trees in our yard we had one we cut

it down No, I'm sorry. We had two we cut them

both down And then paved over it Screw that tree

and put a pool next to the pavement exactly You

know the tree was like in a nice little triangular

garden area that we that we maintained for the

first couple of years that we lived here after

we bought the house and Yeah, we can't keep plants

alive let alone flowers and stuff that tree is

like there was a power line that goes just above

it And every year that tree would grow into the

power line. And my wife would be like, get out

there and cut it down. And I would have to get

up on like this 12 foot ladder and trim the top

of the tree. So you turned into Clark Griswold.

It was worse than that. It really was. It got

bad. I had a chainsaw and a stick. So here I

am on top of this damn ladder with a chainsaw.

Are you wearing a Jason mask? No, it's not like

a huge chainsaw. It was just like a branch cutter.

Like a smaller one, like a baby one. Baby chainsaw

on a stick. Yeah, I had forts as a kid, but I

didn't ever actually have an actual tree house.

You know, honestly, if you have a tree in your

yard, I can't imagine tearing up the tree so

badly that you could accommodate a house in it.

It doesn't seem... Like, it's bright for the

trees. Most tree houses are not like Phineas

and Ferb's tree house. I mean, they don't have,

you know, these, you know, they don't have the

party room or the chill room or, you know, I

mean... It looks more like Candice's old tree

house. Yeah. This rickety shack sitting between

two branches. Well, most tree houses, you know,

I... I hate to even say this because I know people

are gonna give I know you're an immigrant for

this We all or most of us watch a lot of HGTV

or at least I used to and they used to have a

show on there actually showing people who have

actually built houses in tree like actually oh

i know what you're talking about yeah so yeah

that would be awesome i mean yeah that would

be awesome they do it in such a way where they

don't harm the tree right exactly and these are

actual like architects who know what they're

doing you know that's different than you know

like fashioning a small shack in the in the in

the bowser tree Well, so this is the first episode

that we have I mean Doofenshmirtz has Mentioned

his brother Roger, but this is the first episode.

We actually see mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz Who

is voiced by none other than John O 'Hurley?

John O 'Hurley? Mm -hmm. Okay Peterman from Seinfeld

J. Peterman Elaine's boss from Seinfeld he was

on Really, that's him. Yeah, I was not aware

He hosted Family Feud for a number of years.

Yeah I know who we're talking about. Yeah now

I just I don't want to say found out today But

I was reminded today that Dee Bradley Baker does

the the the chittering for Perry Yeah, I did

not know that yeah, I was like man just chock

full of awesome voice actors Alright, so the

yes -yes -we -do moments. Everything they put

in that treehouse, I want in my own house. Just

hilarious. Everything they put in Candice's treehouse,

like the elevator, instead of actually going

up, you just bounce. It bounces you whole. This

is an episode where the Phineas and Ferb story

is really, really cool because they're doing

stuff that at least I as a kid... Always would

love to have done right that would have been

awesome. Yeah What else did you like about this

one? Well, like I said, I like Vanessa And you

know not in a in you and don't kind of way here

we go people here comes the innuendo I'm just

it's not like yeah, I really like Vanessa I mean

she had some good lines It seems she has lines

that she delivers in Just such a laid -back way

like it's almost like the voice actress for Vanessa

and and actually tins tis Dale have like a Real

-life relationship or you know outside of the

office. So when they sit down to voice act together

They it's not like they're doing their lines.

It's like they're just kind of playing off each

other. I think it's more of that I believe part

of the cast is ensemble. Maybe they're doing

the lines, you know, together in the same room.

I could be wrong though on that. I know some

of them are just, you know, in a booth by themselves.

But I'm trying to think of how many of those

were actually. But anyway. Oh, wait a minute.

I'm doing something wrong here. What are you

doing wrong here stop doing stuff wrong? No,

the line from Vanessa was yeah. Hey, how's it

going? Yeah Yeah, maybe you know and I'm thinking

I'm thinking of the wrong character The character

I'm thinking of is Stacey Stacey is the one with

the laid -back The no no Vanessa is clearly,

you know reading her lines, but she's she's doing

it in the most deadpan Boy, it's like Brianna

Hildebrandt and in Deadpool You know, she's just

got this bored teenager aspect. Yeah She's like,

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How's it going? You know, which

is funny And also hey Vanessa's in this episode,

but I'm sorry when I when I say Ashley Tisdale

and Stacey's voice actor voice actress I should

say Seem as if they have a an off -screen friendship

in that It almost seems like their lines are

ad -libbed when when they're talking That would

be Ashley Tisdale and Kelly who Kelly who voices

the? Voices Stacey. Okay. Well, it's like once

I hit the thf button Yeah, which of course is

the treehouse fight button, you know, and they're

I love Candice. What is that some kind of sound

system? But But my favorite line was well done

candy rocks Yeah, she calls her candy like twice

in this she's like lighten up candy Yeah, and

then candy rocks is her Candy rocks is her video

game name On the video game. Okay. Yeah Yeah,

she's like well done candy rocks I just thought

that was funny and and it's the type of thing

where it's like if that wasn't in the script

and she just Set it off the cuff as they're recording

and they decided to use it. I wouldn't be surprised

Yeah Vanessa's cool, too. But yeah, I know I

was totally referring to Stacy Stacey you know

Kelly who? Yeah, you know I'm talking about Vanessa

really quickly here she She's already a prominent

recurring character. Yeah, she's already a prominent

recording recurring character. She also is I

don't think She's She's an Olsen, but she's not

related to those Olsens. I don't think she did

her name. Her name is Olivia Olsen Oh the voice

actress her name is okay, but I don't think that

she I Don't think she's actually related to the

the Fuller house. Well, I should hope not But

no, I mean I like Vanessa as a character, I mean

at this point they're kind of playing her Kind

of you know one note, you know, she's kind of

like the bored teenager but later on they give

her more of a personality and a backstory and

It's she's more of an interesting character.

Yep, absolutely Anything else on tree to get

ready anything for no, no, we don't moments I

don't know again, this wasn't This wasn't the

best doofenshmirtz story. I mean they brought

in Roger They have Vanessa in there a little

bit which was nice, but the whole The whole thing

of it was You know, he wants he wants pigeons

to poop on his brother. He's got a in anator

to do it but You know the a story and the B story

don't actually meet I mean the the the innator

or the the destruction of the innator as usual

right does it has nothing to do with Cleaning

up the tree houses or cleaning up the a story

Yeah, no because the the the tree houses essentially

clean up themselves much because they they trees

well Yeah, but they they end up rolling down

the street and they actually end up back in the

backyard Which is kind of fine for me that the

B story doesn't intersect with the a story here

Because it makes more sense for them to fight

down the street to get back into the yard because

that's part of the problem like this isn't like

The roller coaster where the helicopter comes

by and Perry can just you know, right? Well thing

up to the helicopter, you know Uh, Candice is

not trying to bust her brothers. No, not this

time. The A story and the B story don't intermingle.

It's a break with tradition that maybe I didn't

like? Question mark? I mean, I liked it. I thought

it was interesting because you can't have the

same old same old gags all the time. No, but

they do. That's the thing there's a formula that

they follow for years, right? I know and I understand

that but I'm saying like a nice change of pace

every now And then it's kind of cool. Oh undoubtedly.

Yeah What would you rate tree to get ready? I

would give it a three Maybe maybe maybe well,

no a three although, you know, the tree houses

are iconic I should say. I mean, it's a really

neat thing and it's something you see again much

later. Yep. Yeah, much, much later. Much, much

later. Much, much later. I'm going to give it

a three and a half. I really enjoyed it, but

like you said, the Doof and Schmertz plot is

kind of on this one. Alright folks that's gonna

do it for us. We'll be back to close the show

after this How unexpected and by unexpected I

mean unexpected what are you doing here? This

is my week off. Oh That well Well, I suppose

you should know. I started dating again. I met

someone online. I know what you're thinking,

but we're meeting tonight for the first time,

and I... Oh, you gotta go. Oh, no, Perry the

Platypus. She can't see you. She doesn't know

I have a nemesis. Oh, and I don't have time to

destroy you. You can be my pet. You think you

can act like a mindless animal? Oh. Hello, I'm

looking for Strudel Cutie 4427. Wow, aren't you

the cutest little thing? Are you my date for

this evening? No, no, that would be me. I'm Strudel

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so we're about to close out What is this day

six of the 104 days of summer 104 podcast 104

days of summer? Your camping story. Why don't

you tell that if you can condense it a little

bit? Okay, I'll condense it a little bit. Um,

you know, so We Christy and I took the boys camping

there was another Couple and their son that went

with us we shared a camp spot Not too far away

from Sleeping Bear Dunes not as Sleeping Bear,

but like in the different camping place Anyway,

we were there like three days it it Rain the

whole it's like a thousand degrees it rained

the whole time When it wasn't raining, there

was 80 % humidity and we were in a tent. It was

easily just the worst experience ever. Uh, on

the third day, we, uh, we actually got in the

car and we drove around a couple of wineries

and just got some wine. Then the kids were with

us, which makes us seem like terrible parents.

But, uh, you know, most wineries, uh, they're,

they're kosher with that though. They have little

Areas off to the side where the kids can sit

and play and they give them sparkling juice It's

kind of neat but Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Did you just use this? Did you just use a term

the wine and the sparkling cider in the same?

Are we sure your kids did not get sparkling wine?

I'm pretty sure they didn't get the sparkling

wine Totally got it. Yeah, my kids were totally

high as shit because they they were drinking

the sparkling wine My boys they have iPads they

carry around with them everywhere they go nowadays

So, you know, we take them somewhere and we say

sit over there and play on your iPad they do

they do their thing while we sample wine and

You know when you're in a touristy area like

that, everyone's got their kids with them Because

you're right outside the campsites but terrible

experience and we said Maybe if we had like one

of those pop -up campers that you tow behind

your car You know, maybe one of those with like

air conditioning with an actual roof over our

head, you know, maybe that would be cool No,

that's not gonna help. What do you mean it's

not gonna help? You would not believe the hell

we were in. It was literally a thousand degrees

and we were sweating and gross and if we left

the tent we would soak to the bone. This is not

what camping should be like. Yeah, no, absolutely

not. So it's like you're at a sweat lodge. Essentially.

With children who are whining, you know, that's

basically what it was. And every time we got

out If it stopped raining, you know, we'd get

out and we'd be like, all right, you know, you

want to make s'mores or something and It's still

a thousand degrees and everyone's angry and pissed

because you know, he does that to you And we're

here with these other people and they're they're

angry and pissed as well And it's like no, I

don't want to make s'mores with these fucking

people, you know You know what you do in that

case you bring a bunch of Girl Scout cookie boxes

of s'mores All right, I think that's gonna do

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which is It's about time parts one and two. So

this is the first two -parter we get And it is

a 20 ish minute long episode Versus to allow

me most of the episodes are 20 ish minutes But

they're broken up into two 11 -minute cartoons

plus the intro and the outro and the closing

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of a half a cashew Thank you for listening until

next time, but wait, there's more well done candy

rocks What was her name Stacy licious or something?

I just one thing I didn't see what but like I

saw the candy rocks thing I didn't see the candy

rocks thing. Well when she said well done candy

rocks. I was like, yeah Oh, man, I saw that I

saw that on the screen I'm gonna have to go back

and look and see what Stacy's name was cuz I

think it was Stacy licious or something I Could

be wrong. I don't know. All right, you a little

young to be a podcaster No, no, I'm not Aren't

you a little old to be watching this cartoon

show? Yes. Yes, I am It's good to see the nation's

senior citizens taking an interest in cartooning

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