Movie Week in Review
X-Men, X2, and The Last Stand Review

About this Episode
you Hello and welcome to the tenth episode of
the MWIRE movie we can review. Today we're going
to be discussing the X -Men franchise, which
kicks off our first spotlight on a film series.
Over the next eight episodes of MWIRE, over the
next two months, you'll hear us reviewing a majority
of the Marvel films. I am TFG1 Mike, and as usual,
I am joined by Steve Megatron. Hello. Goodbye.
This is not AOHell. Yes, I know. I just thought
it'd be funny to introduce myself with goodbye.
Yeah, you're not Bizarro either, and that's a
completely different film universe. Sad thing
is I have no... I know what you're talking about,
but I have no idea what that reference is, so...
Bizarro is... Yeah, I know he's like the polar
opposite of Superman, but... Yeah. And Bizarro
is something that... It's very weird. He has
all the same powers as Superman, but he's basically
a dimwit. A dimwitted clone. Yes, exactly, but...
With none of the appearance. Exactly, and at
least ten times uglier. But the thing with Vizarro
is, some continuities, now I can't, you know,
our comic book fans, if we have any comic book
fans that listen to this show, to M -Wire, can
correct me on this. In some of the Superman mythos,
continuity, Bizarro completely speaks backwards.
Like, No, no, not like you. No, Yoda's at least
got some broken English, but it sounds close.
No, well like you said goodbye, same thing. Just,
it's basically opposite day with Bizarro. Goodbye
I say to you? Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, what's
been going on with you? What's that? What's been
going on with you? Not shite. Not shite. I explained
most of it in Headshot. Yes. Yes, we just recorded
Headshot 11. And I was actually really shocked,
even with all the stuff that we're going to cover.
I didn't think it was going to take us two months
to cover a majority of the Marvel films that
are currently out. on uh... on dvd and stuff
but while two months a marvel uh... yes and uh...
the great thing is i've managed to get my hands
on most of the uh... marvel movies yeah like
i said uh... it was a headshot ten not sure how
we're going to do the hulk in the incredible
hulk as i refuse to own those dvds uh... well
i own one if you can call it that but anyways
uh... So, I mean, we'll probably just go off
the wiki stuff that I get for it. Actually, I've
already gotten stuff for MWIRE. I've already
gotten all the information up to, I think, episode
30 -something? 33, 34, something like that. I
don't know. So yeah, we're going to be talking
about the X -Men films today. Stay tuned. Ladies
and gentlemen, we are now seeing the beginnings
of another stage of human evolution. In every
human being, there's not many people that don't
understand people like us. There exists the genetic
code. You'll be safe here. What kind of place
is this? You're not the only one with gifts.
For mutation. The truth is, mutants are very
real. And they are among us. We must know who
they are, and above all, what they can do. A
change is coming. Are you a God -fearing man,
Senator? And those we fear, like myself, believe
that a war is brewing between mutants and the
rest of humanity, will be all that can save us.
If no one is equipped to oppose them, humanity's
days could be over. You're a mutant. The whole
world out there is full of people that hate and
fear you and you're wasting your time trying
to protect them. Are you sure you're on the right
side? I have made the first move that is old
enough. He could wipe out everyone in New York
City. Logan, help us. Fight with us. I'll take
care of you. Alright, our topic today as we said
before is the X -Men Marvel franchise. uh...
we're going to start with the first movie is
a two thousand superhero film based on fake fictional
marvel comics characters of the same name stricken
by brian singer who butchered uh... superman
and made him a brooding moron uh... the film
stars you jackman patrick stuart ion mckelland
in a pack one from kajansson bruce davison james
marsden heli barry rebecca romaine rick rey part
of those uh... notes romaine She and John Stamos
got divorced. Ray Park and Tyler Mane. It introduces
Wolverine Rogue into the conflict between Professor
Xavier's X -Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants
led by Magneto. Magneto intends to mutate world
leaders at the United Nations Summit with the
machine he built to bring about acceptance of
mutant kind, but Xavier realizes This forced
mutation will only result in their deaths I know
we'll talk about the cast later, but overall
just seeing a lot of these names Who would ever
thought who would ever think to put Captain Picard
as Professor Xavier? Just excellent excellent
casting with that. Oh, yeah, he fits perfectly
with the profile. Oh, yeah, well considering
he is I don't know, he might be naturally bald
now. Well, he's been that way. Like, he played
Captain Picard in Star Trek The Next Generation,
was exactly the same appearance throughout the
very... Oh, yes. So, we're gonna get right into
the plot of the movie. In Congress, Senator Robert
Kelly attempts to pass a mutant registration
act. which would force mutants to publicly reveal
their identities and abilities. Magneto begins
his plans to level the playing field between
mutants and humans. Meanwhile, a girl named Marie,
aka Rogue, runs away from her home in Marie in
Mississippi. She meets Wolverine in Canada. Suddenly,
both of them are attacked by Sabertooth, a mutant,
and an associate of Magneto's. Cyclops and Storm
arrive and save Wolverine and Rogue. To bring
them to the X -Mansion, Professor Charles Xavier
runs the facility and leads a group of mutants
who are trying to seek peace with the human race
in educating young mutants in response to the
use of their powers and stopping Mido from starting
a war with humanity. This film had been in development
for a very long time I think the original time
that they were gonna do this was back in the
early 90s like 1990 1992 Somebody I don't know
if it was I have a rad at Marvel or somebody
wanted to get it on TV and they eventually did
back then with obviously the X -Men cartoon which
we all know and love By the way, the volume three
and volume four DVDs come out this Tuesday. These
first scenes, just the way this starts, it's
just awesome. These characters, the way that
they're shown, the way that they're portrayed
is just great. What did you think of the beginning,
the whole story with the Congress and then with
Rogue running away and all that stuff? I like
the whole part where you first get introduced
to the brooding Wolverine and you see Rogue obviously
run away and somehow runs into Wolverine. He's
kind of like her in the sense because she gets
to watch him basically beat the shit out of some
guy at the bar and stows away in his minivan.
If you want to call it that. It was a truck with
a trailer and a trailer hitch. Whatever. It was
a piece of shit. I doubt we'll see Wolverine
in a minivan. You never know. But anyways, yeah,
and then you can see that the whole difference
in opinion of Xavier and Magneto in the very
beginning, as well as Magneto's hatred towards
Senator Kelly, who doesn't want to try and understand
them, just wants to basically get his away. I'm
not really sure how, like which, like I am a
fan of the Axemen, but I don't know the entire
comics history of them. I just know what I've
seen in the cartoon. Yeah, that's pretty much
all I know as well. In the cartoon, the X -Men
end up saving Senator Kelly and he eventually
becomes president and that's kind of what happens
here except for the fact that at the end the
real Senator Kelly dies and Mystique takes his
form. I like the way that they incorporated that.
Again, I'm not sure if it's... ...in any of the
X -Men comic continuity, but I'm liking how they're
bridging the gap between the cartoon and this,
even though it's not directly from the cartoon.
I'm going to play two clips right now, one from
Magneto and one from the fight that Wolverine
was going to get into. We are the future, Charles,
not them. They no longer matter. And then there's
the fight. Whatever you do, don't hit them in
the balls. You said anything goes. Anything goes,
but they'll take it personal. Those are two scenes.
The fight scene was the referee telling the guy
not to pin him at the balls. Yeah. Yeah, that
definitely is not something you want to do is
piss off a guy with razor blades for punching
bags. Yes, exactly. And then... So, abducted
by a mistaken toad, Senator Kelly is brought
to Magneto, who tests a machine on him that artificially
induces mutation, though Kelly manages to escape
imprisonment with his new abilities. After an
accident, causes rogue to use her powers on Wolverine,
she is convinced by Mystique disguised as Bobby
Drake that Xavier was angry with her and that
she should leave the school. Xavier uses Cerebro
to locate Rogue at a train station. Mystique
infiltrates Cerebro and sabotages the machine
at the train station. Wolverine convinces Rogue
to stay with Xavier but a fight ensues with Magneto,
Toad, Sabertooth arrived to take road arriving
at Xavier school Kelly dissolves into a puddle
of water when his mutation becomes unstable First
of all the Kelly me Un -un mutating I guess you
could call it That was just gross and disgusting.
I wanted a puke after I saw that It was like
a jellyfish is what I thought he turned into
and then all of a sudden. He just melts into
a puddle of water That's just disgusting It was
like he was de -evolving. Yes, you know, I really
like the way that they're doing the effects in
this film, especially how well they've gotten
the claws for Wolverine and Cyclops's optic beams.
And actually, as far as the train scene goes,
here is Sabertooth. Scream for me. And then,
of course, that would eventually come back. Later
on in the film. What did you think of the whole
abducting and all that stuff and then? Mystique
died disguising herself as Bobby Drake I didn't
notice it to begin with until I saw the eyes
change and then I was like, oh I says that was
so exactly And then later, you know it's a setup
because the real Bobby is walking with another
mutant and says, oh, she's supposed to meet me
for lunch. Then Mystique is Bobby, goes into
the elevator and goes down to Cerebro to sabotage
it. Yeah, and turns into Xavier partially. Well,
she uses her eyes. She kneels down and she changes
her eyelid or her iris or whatever. The X -Men
learn that Magneto intends to use Rogue's ability
on himself to power the between. Xavier attempts
to use Cerebro to locate Rogue, but falls into
a coma. Gene fixes it and uses Cerebro to find
Magneto's machine on Liberty Island, which Magneto
intends to use on the world leaders who are meeting
for a summit on the nearby Elmeth Island. Just
as the group arrives at the top of the statue,
Magneto and Sabertooth incapacitate the group.
and continue with their plans. Magneto transfers
his powers to Rogue, who is forced to use them
to start the machine. Wolverine breaks free and
initiates a fight with Sabertooth, but is thrown
over the side of the statue. The scene where
they end up getting captured here, and then Wolverine
breaks free. Thank God he's got healing powers.
I mean, he pushed his claws right through his
own shoulders to get free. You know, it's a good
thing. Yeah that would hurt like a bitch. Yeah
it would actually. I think one of the coolest
parts of that scene with him fighting Sabertooth
is when he's falling he extends his claws and
his claws latch onto one of the crown parts on
the Statue of Liberty and he like grabs and does
like some sort of flip and comes back up which
I thought was really really cool. Yeah, that
was an awesome move. Definitely Wolverine is
the powerhouse of the whole series. Oh, yeah,
very, very much so. Actually, in that capture
scene, you have Sabertooth saying this to Storm.
You owe me a scream. Hey, Bob, I'm not finished
with you yet. Which is really, really awesome.
And then I forgot to mention the... The best
thing about this movie is it really captures,
even though we're in the middle of a plot synopsis,
it really captures Wolverine and Cyclops animosity
towards each other. I really thought that Hugh
Jackman and James Marsden really did a good job
with that and here is part of it. Yellow spandex.
Wolverine returns, and Cyclops, with Gene's help,
blasts Sabertooth out of the statue. With Gene
stabilizing him, Storm uses her abilities to
send Wolverine to the top of Magneto's machine.
With time running out, Wolverine attempts to
stop the machine and save Rogue, but Magneto,
now having regained some of his strength, halts
Wolverine's claws. Cyclops manages to find a
clean shot, wounding Magneto and allowing Wolverine
to destroy the machine. Placing his hand to her
face, Wolverine succeeds in transferring his
regenerative abilities to a dying rogue. Professor
Xavier recovers from his coma and the group learns
that Mystique is still alive when they see her
impersonating Senator Kelly on a news broadcast.
In an attempt to help Wolverine learn more about
his past, Xavier sends him to a military base
near Alkali Lake. Xavier visits Magneto in his
plastic prison cell, and the two play chess.
Magneto warns his friend that he will continue
his fight, to which Xavier promises that he and
the Axemen will always be there to stop him.
Overall, I thought this film, I mean I know we
haven't gotten really into the other parts, but
just the story of this film I thought was really
good. It kind of meshes a lot of the characters
together. Uh, like with, um, we didn't really
mention in the way this film starts out, actually,
is, I believe it's 1944, 1945, I don't know,
and you see Magneto, Eric Lencher, as a young
boy, and he gets separated from his parents in
some sort of German concentration camp or something.
I think that's what it is. and then we uh...
you know he starts finding out about his powers
and he's you know we see this this gate you know
just all yeah basically the metal's over bent
and everything else looks like someone took a
blowtorch to it um... the casting for this film
was just i thought it was just spot on normally
You know, I will hear of someone that's going
to play a role that say I've seen in a cartoon
or something like that. And I'm like, no, that
can't be right. But the casting for this is just
spot on. I don't think anyone else could really
play Wolverine as well as Hugh Jackman has as
far as live action. No, and see with the casting
for this movie They seem to actually capture
the essence the look and the characteristics
of the characters and this was probably the first
time that a movie series actually portrayed the
characters correctly which ended up being a kind
of a role model for future movies that had to
do with Superheroes the only one out of this
entire list that I really don't like and probably
people are gonna be like What the fuck is he
talking about? I don't believe he doesn't like
her I could not stand Anna Anna Paquin in in
this film. I could not stand her as rogue It
anyway, but yeah, I can see where she kind of
annoys you she's just kind of not really the
you're expecting the the Cartoon essence of rogue
and not this is that but I understand they're
telling a story because throughout the throughout
the three films they Expand on her character
But you know just if this was just a one -shot
movie. This is not the rogue that I wanted to
see No, yeah the one from the cartoon fly that
Yeah Bright red hair. Yeah which they did actually
add that in the ways to get the end of this film
uh... because she was attached to the machine
and it's in uh... future films um... rebecca
romaine as mystique the girl the woman is practically
naked throughout this entire film oh she's just
wearing like rubber patches over with a bunch
of that's it they need she she technically is
naked Painted or blue. Oh, yeah, they used patches
like, you know skin patches in places which that
is probably the best makeup job I've seen Time
and then another one of note is Darth Maul Ray
Park, which we've I don't think he ever did he
ever talk in the Star Wars films No, just like
in Star War and GI Joey plays snake eyes. Oh
in the in the new GI Joey main Whatever. Yes
Nobody ever had to play snake eyes in the cartoon.
He never had a voice actor because he never um,
and then another one of note for me Tyler main
is saber to that thought was really good. I'm
I know technically he probably died after the
blast from Cyclops and but i wish they were brought
him back in the other films can i thought he
did a really good live action saber tooth uh...
i'd just well see what i don't get about it is
he's supposed to be have the ability to sleep
will bring a shot like that would not kill them
uh... i thought time i mean played the character
really well and i wish that they would have done
more with him As far as the backstory, because
I remember in the cartoon we eventually find
out that Victor Creed is actually Sabertooth's
son. So I kind of wish that they went more in
detail with that, but I know they couldn't. And
then the last one for me to note is Sean Ashmore
as Bobby Drake slash Iceman. Sean Ashmore, actually
I thought he was in Smallville as Jimmy Olsen.
It turns out it's his older, slightly older twin
brother Aaron Ashmore that played Jimmy Olsen
in Smallville. I was like, wait, what the hell
is Bobby Drake doing in Smallville when I first
saw Jimmy Olsen? And I'm like, huh? And then
I went and looked and I'm like, oh my God, they're
twins. They're like... They're like 18 months
apart or something, or not 18 months, they're
like 18 minutes apart or something, or whatever.
18 months wouldn't be twins. Overall, the characters
for this were just awesome. As far as the production,
David Hader, Stanley, and Tom DeSanto make cameo
appearances. george booz of the voice of beast
in x -men the animated series appear the truck
driver who drops rogue off at the bar which while
i'd know i'd never do that's cool As we all know,
Gambit was considered for one of these students
at the Axe Mansion. Singer remembered, we thought
about Gambit as a young boy on the basketball
field, but the feeling was that if he had the
basketball and then releases it and exploded,
then people would be like, what's wrong with
those basketballs? A young Colossus appears,
sketching a picture in one scene. I'm not really
going to go into the big production details.
I will go into some of the casting. Russell Crowe
was Singer's first choice to play Wolverine.
Uh, no. No. Ouch. Yeah. That would have bombed.
Because, yeah, I would have said that looks like
a piss poor Wolverine right there. Hugh Jackman,
definitely. Oh yes, after Crowe turned the role
down due to salary demands, a number of actors
offered their services for the role before singer
-cast Dougray Scott. Part of Scott's contract
included a sequel, but Scott backed out due to
scheduling conflicts with Mission Impossible
2. Okay, so it was this film that I read that
about, because when Chris from Chicken Pot Pot
and I did the Mission Impossible films earlier
in episode six of MYR, I wasn't sure if it was
a die -hard movie or if it was something else
that Dougray was up for, but he had still had
conflicts with Mission Impossible. And then Hugh
Jackman, who was an unknown actor at the time,
was cast three weeks into filming. Keanu Reeves
also expressed interest in the role. Wow. Dude.
Oh, dude. Look at my sword. I mean my claws,
man. Can you imagine Bill and Ted as Wolverine
and Cyclops? He'd be like, whoa, look at my claws.
That'd be fucked up, man. I know Kung Fu! And
then producer Richard Donner first suggested
to Patrick Stewart that he play Xavier while
filming 1997's Conspiracy Theory. James Caviezel
was originally cast as Cyclops but backed out
due to scheduling conflicts with frequency. James
Marsden was unfamiliar with his character, but
soon became accustomed after reading various
comic books. Marsden modeled his performance
similar to a Boy Scout. Eric Mabbis expressed
interest for the role of Cyclops. Angela Bassett
was approached to portray Storm in late 1997,
as well as Janet Jackson. Wow. Uh, no. I'm so
glad they chose the cast they did. This series
would never have done as well. Anna Paquin dropped
out of the lead role in Tart. To in favor of
X -Men, Terrence Stamp was considered for a part.
Thomas Jane turned down a role. Which, as we
all know, Thomas Jane would eventually fulfill
a Marvel role being Frank Castle in The Punisher.
Let's get to the reviews. Based on 143 reviews
collected by Rotten Tomatoes, 80 % were positive
with the consensus that the story is faithful
to the comic books and while the movie may be
too Wolverine -centered, it packs a freaky punch
in that is sure to excite the average summer
moviegoer. 60 % of 30 selected popular reviewers
gave it positive reviews. By comparison, Metacritic
collected an average score of 64 out of 100 from
33 reviews. Okay, here we go. As usual, Roger
Ebert of the Chicago Sun -Time said he started
out liking this movie while waiting for something
really interesting to happen. When nothing did,
I still didn't dislike it. I assume the X -Men
will further develop in the personalities of
their sequel and maybe find time to get involved
in a story. No doubt fans of the comic will understand
the subtle allusions and find points of the behavior
they should linger in the lobby after each screening
to answer questions. Which again, wow, a positive
review from Mr. Ebert there. and then it was
nominated for several awards. There is several
DVD releases now that all three of the films
are out. There's actually a trilogy three -pack
which I do not have. I have all three films individually.
I went to a local used DVD seller and I got the
X -Men 1 .5 DVD. It's a two disc edition which
basically has nothing on it. The second disc
has, I believe, trailers and a sneak peek at
X2. Other than that, it has nothing whatsoever.
It might have a commentary for the film, but
I don't know. It didn't really... It says, over
five hours of behind -the -scenes footage and
exclusive all -new extras. that's ridiculous
i could but unless they're like easter eggs and
i'm just not finding them you know you know you
can click on certain parts of uh... of a deep
yeah and i think it's like easter eggs and stuff
uh... i don't know overall for this being one
of the first new marvel films of the current
run of marvel films i really enjoyed it i would
probably give it a nine out of ten uh... Some
of the story parts were they're all right I like
the action and effects I would give the action
and the effects at 10, but just an overall score
I would give it a 9 just because some of the
story I don't know I wasn't really that into
it Yeah, probably give it an 8 Alrighty then
so we are going to move on we will be right back
Doesn't it ever wake you in the middle of the
night the feeling that Sunday they will pass
that foolish law that come for you and your children
Take you all away does indeed I feel a great
swell of pity for the poor soul that comes to
that school looking for trouble. What's happened
to you? Don't you remember? You said you'd kill
me when you had the chance! You're gonna kill
him! Bobby! No! No! Welcome, Professor. You haven't
told him about his past. Who is it? I can't remember.
Sometimes anger can help you survive. The war
has begun. All right, up next is X2, X -Men United.
It is a 2003 superhero film based on the fictional
characters of the X -Men, again directed by Bryan
Singer. It is the second film in the X -Men film
series. It stars an ensemble cast including Hugh
Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Alan
Cumming, Famke Jansen, Anna Paquin, Sean Ashmore,
Aaron Stanford. Rebecca Romaine, James Marsden,
Halle Berry, and Kelly Hu. The plot, inspired
by the graphic novel God Loves Man Kills, pits
the X -Men and their enemies, the Brotherhood,
against the genocidal Colonel William Stryker,
played by Brian Cox. He leads an assault on Professor
Xavier's school to build his own version of Xavier's
mutant -tracking computer, Cerebro, in order
to destroy every mutant on Earth. Just gonna
get right into the... This one, I don't know,
before we get into the plot, this one was pretty
cool. I like the fact that obviously they put
more mutants into it, like Nightcrawler, adding
him, and then adding Pyro, and the whole Pyro
versus Iceman thing I thought was pretty cool.
Yes. And of course the pyro iceman thing will
pay off in the in the third film This one starts
off nightcrawler a teleporting mutant attempts
to assassinate the president of the United States
in the White House But he fails and escapes Wolverine
reappears after discovering nothing at Alcoa
Lake While Storm and Gene find Nightcrawler with
the help of Professor Xavier and Cerebro, Cyclops
and the Professor visit Magneto in his plastic
prison to see if he had any part in the attack
on the President. Reading Magneto's mind, the
Professor discovers that a covert government
operative, William Stryker, has been extracting
information from Magneto. A trap is sprung and
Cyclops and the Professor are captured by Stryker
and his assistant, Yuriko Oyama, a military rate
of the expansion begins with soldiers sedating
every student they find. This film starts off
very well. I think it's nice of a backstory.
And as we've said before in other coverage, especially
last episode, episode nine, Brian Cox does good
villains. You absolutely hate the striker character.
Well, I did anyway. I really didn't see his side.
As far as x2 goes, yeah So what did you think
of the the beginning of this one? I thought they
pretty much just jumped right into it. I mean
it was it was pretty cool in that sense and yes
Again, this is the third movie we've reviewed
so far not necessarily in a row that's had Brian
Cox in it. Yeah Well, technically, it would be
the fifth, I believe. You had Super Troopers
and all three Bourne films. He wasn't in the
third one. Yes, he was. Oh, no, he wasn't. Okay.
Whoops. That's right. He died in the second one.
I'm just saying, yeah, as far as the episodes
go, not necessarily. Yeah, that's true. That's
true. Yeah. So impersonating Senator Robert Kelly
in Yuriko, Mystique gains information about Magneto's
prison and provides a means for him to escape.
Wolverine along with Rogue, Iceman and Pyro head
to Iceman's parents' home in Boston after a 911
call to the police arrive just as the group is
about to leave. The ex -gen arrives to pick them
up, and the X -Men team, with Magneto and Mystique,
Magneto has learned Stryker orchestrated the
attack on the President and has been experimenting
on mutants. Using a drug injected directly into
the back of their neck to control them, Gene
reads Nightcrawler's mind and determines that
Stryker's base is located at Alkali Lake, inside
the dam, where he plans to kill the world's mutants
by building a second Cerebro. As we've said before,
Wiki likes to basically Shorten actual film foot,
you know actual film story as far as their synopsis.
There's a lot that happens in here especially
with them going to Bobby Drake's parents house
and which This is what happened there Have you
tried not being a mutant If you tried not being
a mutant, it'd be kind of difficult. And then,
of course, you had this scene, which I thought
was pretty funny with Wolverine. This is just
a misunderstanding. Put the knives down! I can't.
Put the knives down. I can't. That's funny. Yeah.
Stupid cop. What did you think of these these
scenes here the impersonation of the Senator
and in your echo and all that stuff? Your echo
Was kind of a I don't know more or less a drone
kind of throw out ish character for the most
part Well, that's only because she was being
controlled by by striker Yeah, striker was an
extremely big douche in this Course having his
own agenda as usual and Yeah, Brian Cox played
that character very well. Oh, yes, very very
well Let's see through his son Jason striker
gains control over the professor His son is able
to project powerful visions in the mind, blinding
a person to reality, and through this the professor
is instructed to use Cerebro to find and kill
all mutants. Mystique is able to infiltrate Stryker's
base, and as the X -Men enter, Storm and Nightcrawler
search for the kidnapped students. Gene Magneto
and Mystique are attacked by Cyclops while trying
to rescue the professor. and in the process cause
damage to the generators that keep the dam from
collapsing. The force of Gene's telekinetic blast
awakens Cyclops from his brainwashing, and at
the same time Wolverine finds Striker in the
anamentium smelting room along with Lady Deathstrike.
Wolverine manages to defeat Deathstrike and then
finds Stryker on a landing pad or Stryker attempts
to bargain with Wolverine for his life with stories
of his past. I like how they, again, I don't
know how it is in comic continuity, but as far
as the 1992 cartoon, I like how they kept Yuriko
slash Lady Deathstrike at her claws as kind of
like organic You know what I mean? Yeah, and
more or less her fingers are the cutters instead
of having blades come out of her knuckle her
fingers turn into the knife Yeah, because the
adamantium is you know to keep it in its raw
liquid form It has to be kept so hot as striker
says in the film But I don't know if you remember
watching the cartoon. I forget which episodes
it was In that episode basically Her fingers
became the claws like we said, and I thought
this was a nice live -action version of that
Which is really really cool, and then the way
she dies is just awesome full rain Just injects
the hot adamantium into her and it bleeds out
of her nose and her mouth She just becomes a
giant metal shell exactly While disguised as
Stryker, Mystique uses Jason to convince Professor
to kill all humans, and Magneto and Mystique
use Stryker's helicopter to escape Alkali Lake.
Chaining Stryker to a concrete rubble, meanwhile,
Nightcrawler teleports Storm inside of Cerebro,
where she creates a snowstorm to free the Professor
from his telepathic illusion. The dam bursts
out a malfunction. Aboard the X -Jet prevents
it from taking off. As the flood gets stronger,
Gene leaves the jet and creates a telekinetic
wall in order to stop the wave and raises the
jet above the flood waters. Gene activates the
X -Jet's primary engines before releasing the
torrent of water down himself. The X -Men are
able to supply the President with files from
Stryker's private offices, and the Professor
warns him that humans and mutants must work together
to build peace, for they will destroy each other
through war. The film ends with a voiceover by
Jean Grey on the process of evolution, a speech
originally made by the Professor in the introduction
of the first film. The camera floats over Alkali
Lake, showing a vague shape of a phoenix in the
lake. What did you think of these final scenes
here? Well, I liked the fact that Stryker died.
That was definitely cool. And chained up as well.
So yeah, that was pretty cool. Gene dying was
kind of unseen to begin with, as well as the
Phoenix idea coming in. Although it's an entirely
different take on the whole Phoenix idea Then
the the cartoons that's true But you know at
least At least it's there though. I mean at least
they're incorporating even though it is a little
bit different Thank God. They're not doing x
-men in space yet. I Don't know how many of these
people they'd bring back Yeah, especially with
after the third film and then obviously the what
I think to be the huge failure of The third on
the fourth one Yeah, Wolverine sucked The Overall
I would give this film again a nine just because
of a lot of the effects uh... and just because
of the actual actually i would give it a nine
overall for both effects and story because i
did like i had really new uh... again i'm not
big on i'm not a big growth of knowledge of of
x -men comic book continuity or comic book history
so i like how they brought in ice man i like
how they continued his story from instead of
just making a one -shot character in the first
film I like how they're continuing that through
this one. And then you have Aaron Stanford as
John Allerdice slash Pyro, which obviously is
the foil for Bobby Iceman. There really wasn't,
outside of Stryker and Nightcrawler and Yuriko,
there wasn't really that many new additions to
this cast. Which I mean it was nice to have what
we had with Pyro and with Pyro and Iceman coming
back into more instead of just one shots like
I said. I mean I think it was great that they
included Nightcrawler. I'm kind of glad they
didn't include Gambit in these because you just
wouldn't know how to do the character justice
I think. with these films. Yeah, they definitely
didn't need him in this. It carried well without
him. And especially with supposedly Rogue being
pretty much teenager -ish and putting her with
Bobby instead of Remy. I think that was a lot
better because you couldn't do what was done
in the cartoon in this film with these actors.
I don't think, not without a lot of makeup on
Anna Paquin. Overall, it's just an awesome, awesome
film I'm going down here looking for. Nightcrawler's
Tale was mainly computer -generated, although
Alan Cumming sometimes used one made of rubber,
which, wow, that's kind of cool. These hands
are kind of ugly though. I don't know. Comic
book references. One scene depicts Mystique going
through files on Yuriko's computer. Bryan Singer
purposely included various characters and hints
of storylines in the X -Men comic book on Yuriko's
computer screen. Singer finds great difficulty
in adapting all this stuff into two, two and
a half hour long movie. You know, which I thought
that was really really cool Let's go into the
release here. The first cut of X2 was rated R
by the Motion Picture Association of America
due to more violent scenes concerning Wolverine
when Strikers Army stormed the Axe Mansion. Very
few seconds were cut to secure a PG -13 rating
X2 opened in America on May 2nd 2003 accumulating
85 million five hundred fifty eight thousand
seven thirty one dollars in his opening weekend
Is it basically grows a hell of a lot of money?
Worldwide coming in at four hundred and seven
million seven basically four hundred eight million
dollars x2 is finance success its recouped its
production budget three times over X2 debuted
simultaneously in 93 countries, the largest North
American and international opening ever at the
time. In addition to the film, it is fifth highest
-grossing film based on a Marvel comic book and
was the sixth highest in 2003, also earning $107
million in its first five days of DVD release.
X2 had a video game tie -in on X2 Wolverine's
Revenge, which has nothing to do with the events
of the film, although Patrick Stewart voiced
Professor X. X -Men, the official game, bridges
the storyline between Eggman and X -Men The Last
Stand. Specifically, it explains Nightcrawler's
absence from The Last Stand. Chris Claremont
wrote the novelization of the film, which left
out its supertive cliffhanger. It's the critical
response based on 217 reviews collected by Rotten
Tomatoes. X2 received an average of 88 % overall
approval rating. The film was more balanced with
Rotten Tomatoes 37 top critics receiving an 82
% approval rating. By comparison Metacritic calculated
an average score of 68 from 38 reviews. Roger
Ebert wrote the storyline did not live up to
its potential and was critical of plot holes.
He was impressed, however, by how Singer was
able to handle so many characters in one film.
In addition, Ebert wrote that the film's closing
was perfect for a future installment, giving
X to three out of four stars. Wow. He's slowly
redeeming himself over the course of our show.
Oh, I'm sure it gets worse as we progress. Probably
not with these films, but... with others. The
DVD release of X2 probably had a couple of single
disc versions. I know as I said before in the
X -Men information, in the original films, first
films information, there is a trilogy set but
I have it on a two disc full screen edition where
it says there's over five hours but You know,
it's basically stuff about Nightcrawler, the
secret origin of the X -Men, a complete anthology.
There is a full -length audio commentary by director
Brian Singer and cinematographer Newton Thomas
Siegel. Overall, it's a great film. As I said
before, I would probably rate it a 9 out of 10.
What about you? I'd probably give it... A 9 out
of 10 just for the fact that it upped the ante
on a lot of various aspects of the whole saga.
Yes, very, very much so. So, we will be right
back in a few minutes. There have always been
moments when the course of history shifted. Such
a turning point is upon us now. They wish to
cure us, but I say we are the cure. A conflict
between the better and worse angels of our very
nature. whose outcome will change our world so
greatly, there will be no going back. I do not
know if victory is possible. I only know that
great sacrifice will be required. And because
the fate of many will depend on a few, we must
make a last stand. And finally up today is X
-Men The Last Stand or X3 or whatever the hell
you want to call it. It's a 2006 superhero film
and the third in the X -Men series it is directed
by Brett Ratner who took over when Bryan Singer
dropped out to direct Superman Returns or well,
Butcher Superman Returns. And Butcher X3? No,
Bryan Singer Butchered Superman Returns. i have
a completely different opinion that a lot of
people on on x three i actually liked the film
home i thought it was uh... uh... so anyway the
murder was around the interior that causes serious
repercussions among mutants in humans and on
the mysterious resurrection of jane gray who
apparently uh... who appeared to have done next
to the film is also based on two excellent comic
book story arcs writer Chris Claremonts and artist
John Burns' Dark Phoenix Saga and uncanny X -Men
writer Joss Wheaton and artist John Cassaday's
six -issue gifted arc in Astonishing X -Men.
The film was released May 26, 2006 in the United
States and Canada despite mixed reviews. From
critics and fans, the film did well at the box
office. It's opening day it grows to 45 .5 million
and its fourth highest on the record while opening
weekend gross of 103 million is the fifth highest
ever. Overall, I'm just going to come out and
say that one of the reasons why I like this film
was how they included some of the characters
like Angel, like Warren Worthington, how they
included Beast, which there was a lot of skepticism
of who was going to play Beast and how it was
going to be done. And as we all know, I forget
what his name is, he was... Kelsey Grammer. Yeah,
no, no, no, not Kelsey, the guy that played him
in the cartoon. I was hoping they would get him
to play because of the voice, get him to play
Beast. But seeing Kelsey Grammer and hearing
Kelsey Grammer as Beast was just super, super
awesome, and I thought it was a great way to
introduce the character. Oh, yeah. So getting
into the plot here. The film opens 20 years ago
with Magneto and Professor Charles Xavier visiting
a young Jean Grey, where they convince her parents
to let her join Xavier's school. Fast forward
10 years later where a young angel is seen cutting
off his wings. Back in the present, Xavier worries
about Cyclops who is still heartbroken about
the loss of Jean Grey. Mystique is captured by
the government and Beast watches her being questioned.
visiting the x -men beast tells them that the
mutant care has been invented uh... the beginning
for this was really really cool uh... is just
there i thought it was a nice beginning for the
third film in a kind of continue a continuation
from the second one this really is a a true trilogy
taking events from from each film as as they
go along uh... i don't see why people are so
Negative towards this one. Well, I don't hate
the film itself like is the whole film overall
was good It was just what they did with a few
particular characters Okay, and that they kind
of killed them off prematurely when they could
have possibly done more and then of course I
have to play this because it's just so funny.
It's part of the interrogation scene with Maseek
My family tried to kill me, you pathetic meat
sack. So Cyclops returns to Alkali Lake and hears
Gene's voice, begging for it to stop. Gene then
appears to Cyclops and as they kiss, appears
to kill Cyclops. Sensing trouble, Xavier sends
Wolverine and Storm to investigate, but then
they arrive, they encounter a telekinetically
floating rocks, Cyclops's glasses, and an unconscious
Gene. I think I get why they killed him off,
though. It was probably due to Marsden not wanting
to continue with the character. That might be
in the notes later on down the line after we
finished the Plasmonopsis, but I think they could
have continued if Marsden had wanted to. Very,
you know, like you said in the other one, it's
a very different uh... phoenix or dark phoenix
saga uh... i think uh... you know i i don't know
again i'm not a comic book aficionado so i'm
not really sure the next scene is of an older
angel who is to be the first need to take care
but he refuses and fleas meanwhile magneto ambushes
and military transport and freeze mystique juggernaut
and multiple men during which mystique blocks
a shot of the mutant cure aimed at Magneto losing
her mutant ability and she is abandoned by Magneto.
Shortly after, Beast resigns his position as
Secretary of Mutant Affairs and Xavier explains
to Wolverine that when Jean was a little girl
she was so powerful that he had to put a telepathic
blocks on her mind to help her keep her powers
under control. Her bottled up powers manifested
themselves as an alternate personality called
the Phoenix. a purely instinctual creature ruled
only by its own violent desires. Initially skeptical,
Wolverine becomes more convinced when Jean reawakens
and she seduces him. He talks about Cyclops,
but she cannot remember and fears she killed
him. Jean pleads with Wolverine to kill her before
she harms anyone else, but when he refuses and
offers to have Xavier help her, the phoenix resurfaces
and Jean flees to her childhood home with Xavier.
Wolverine and Storm in pursuit Magneto also aware
that Jean's powers are loose meets Xavier at
Jean's house and the two men Plead for Jean's
loyalty or the Phoenix resurvices unleashing
her devastating power Furious at the being caged
within Jean's subconscious for 20 years She lifts
and destroys her family's house and engages in
a psychic battle with Xavier whom she eventually
overpowers Wow You know, there's a lot of imagery
and a lot of good stuff. Again, I like that they
included Angel in this. I like the character
of Warren Worthington. I don't particularly like
his Angel version. I like the Archangel that
was done in the cartoon better. But I like Warren
Worthington himself. And it was just really good
to see that in live action, finally, and not
just comic book. Yeah, I liked his character
as well. Although, yeah, I'd have to agree with
you. I liked the dark version of him better.
Archangel. The metallic wings. Oh, yeah. And
as for Jean or slash Phoenix, going back to her
family home and destroying it and destroying
Xavier, it was kind of sad to see him go in that
particular fashion, knowing that he He was going
to be overpowered and killed. Maybe, maybe not.
We'll have to wait and see. Because as if, you
know, if most people stayed till the end of the
film, throughout the credits, through the credits,
at the end, he seems to be alive in somebody
else's body or his mind anyway. I didn't catch
that. You never saw that? No. Yeah, everybody
said with this film, you have to actually stay
through the entire film through the end of the
credits. I'll have to pop in my DVD then. Yeah,
it's at the very end of the credits because it
shows Moira McTaggart. I believe she's on Muir
Island. I'm not sure if that's where she is in
the film or not. But here's introducing beast
mystique was recently apprehended. Who's the
furball? Hank McCoy secretary of mutant affairs
secretary Nice suit Henry. This is Logan. He's
Wolverine. I hear you're quite an animal. Look
who's talking Very good good scene And then,
so Wolverine leaves the school to find Gene and
finds out that Magneto and his army plan to attack
Alcatraz Island and goes back to the school.
The president is also aware of Magneto's plan
and orders an army attack. on Alcatraz. The X
-Men regroup and confront Magneto's army on Alcatraz.
The Brotherhood's first charge is ineffective
and the first group of mutants are hit with the
Cure cartridges and overpowered. As the X -Men
arrive, Magneto derides them as traitors and
orders his army to attack the X -Men and confront
them to give To give Kitty time to save Jimmy,
Jimmy is the boy who apparently his DNA is where
the cure is made from. After this, Wolverine
nearly coaxes Gene back to sanity. However, more
soldiers arrive and fire upon Gene. The Phoenix
quickly resurfaces and in her rage begins to
disintegrate everything and everyone around her.
While the other X -Men soldiers and the remnants
of Megiddo's army flee to safety, Wolverine fights
his way to Jean, relying upon his healing abilities
to save himself from her destructive power. When
he reaches her, the phoenix coldly sneers at
Wolverine, being willing to die for the others,
to which he retorts that he would only die for
her. Momentarily regaining control, Jean begs
Wolverine to save her. Wolverine confesses his
love for Jean and reluctantly stabs her with
his claws, killing her. This fight scene was
really, really great. And I like the animosity
from the fight scene from before at Jean's house
between, I believe, I believe it was supposed
to be Psylocke, the chick that kept teleporting
and has, I believe it was supposed to be Psylocke,
I'm not sure, I'll have to look in the cast a
little bit later. But Psylocke versus Storm,
and then in the battle you had Psylocke versus
Storm round two, which I thought was really,
really cool. And then of course you have the
payoff between Bobby and John, Pyro and Iceman,
which I thought was really, really good. Yeah,
that was definitely pretty cool. Oh yes, very
much so. And I do have two more clips from Beast.
Here is one of them. And then there's the other
one. Not all of us can fit in so easily. You
don't shat on the furniture. Let's see. Oh yeah,
and then when Kitty was going after the kid and
trying to save the kid, obviously she can walk
through walls or she can go through walls and
stuff. You have Juggernaut chasing her and this
is what he says. Don't you know who I am? I'm
the juvenile, bitch! That was awesome. I'm the
juvenile, bitch! Very, very cool. I'm trying
to think here. What else do we have? Despite
the X -Men's losses, life goes on. School continues
without Xavier. With Storm now in control, the
President appoints Beast to the United Nations
to represent the entire United States. Human
and mutant rogue returns, telling Iceman she
has taken the cure. Magneto, now without mutant
powers, sits in a chess board in a park and reaches
out towards a metal chess piece that moves slightly,
indicating that the mutant cure may not be permanent.
Following the closing credits, the scene cuts
to Dr. Moira McTaggart checking on a comatose
patient who greets her with Xavier's voice. The
whole rogue thing, getting the cure, not getting
the cure, in the film, she does. There's an altered
ending where she comes back and it's her and
Bobby and she says, you know, I am what I am.
You know, take me or leave me or whatever. You
know, overall, you know, just... Overall, this
film, I really, really enjoyed it. I do kind
of agree that they shouldn't have killed off
some characters, but for the story that they
were telling, it was necessary. I don't see why
people outside of that really cannot stand this
film. Oh, I like it. It's just I don't like the
fact that Xavier died. That was about the only
character that I could see that irritated me.
And you know by the time this third film came
out I kind of got to like Anna Pak when his road
because obviously she's grown up since the first
film And of course, you know Kelsey Grammer is
as beast that that was just ingenious casting
for that role Now that I've seen it on the screen
and then you have Sean Ashmore again is Bobby
Drake Iceman, and that whole confrontation with
him and Pyro, where Pyro is like, you still haven't
learned anything at that school. And he's like,
oh, you never should have left. And the next
thing you know, it's Iceman totally in ice. I
mean, it's just like out of a comics or the cartoon
or whatever. It's not just Bobby as himself,
which I thought was really cool. And then you
know you had Colossus and and all them it wasn't
really It doesn't list oh The Omega it was Callisto
not not Psylocke Yeah, because His kid Omega
was the porcupine. Okay, it was Callisto. So
basically what they did was they made the Morlocks
the Omegas Which was kind of kind of stupid I
think So yeah overall this film was really well
done I think I like how they're showing Professor
Xavier and Magneto in their like they first met
when they were children or when they were like
12, 13, whatever. And then they build up this
friendship and then they're showing them in their
20s, obviously, going to Gene's house and stuff
like that. As far as the reception, it grossed
$45 .1 million domestically for the seventh highest
opening day. The dark night, $68 .7 million.
was the highest, Spider -Man 3, 59 million, Pirates
of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest, 55 million,
and Star Wars Episode III with 50 million. Let's
see, adaptations. I'm trying to see, did Ebert
say anything? Ebert and Rober gave the film a
two thumbs up, rating with Ebert stating, I like
the action, I like the absurdity, I like the...
incongruous use of and misuse of mutant powers
and I especially like the way it introduces all
these political issues and lets them fight it
out with the special effects. So, you know, at
least he's getting better. There was a novelization
adaptation for it, there was video games, game
publisher Activision released X -Men the official
game, the official video game tie -in to the
film. Have you? I've played the Yep, it's pretty
fun very difficult you get to rotate between
Nightcrawler Iceman and Wolverine Some of the
missions you have to play as the other characters
But overall I liked playing as Wolverine obviously
and Nightcrawler more so than I did Iceman yeah
As far as the DVD release goes, it was released
in the United States and Canada on DVD in both
standard and collector's edition formats on October
3rd, 2006. The single disc standard DVD in either
widescreen or full screen features two menu settings.
Join the Brotherhood and take a stand. These
choices change the menu's design and deleted
scenes available and also the ending scene with
Magneto. Magneto was able to move the metal chess
piece. to take a stand, but not enjoying the
brotherhood. The DVD also features commentaries
featuring the director, writers, producers, 10
deleted scenes, three alternate endings, and
two Easter eggs. On the first day of its release,
errors were reported with the DVD. About 60 %
of the DVDs currently in circulation have errors
in them. Some DVDs come with only 10 deleted
scenes, while others come with 21, among other
errors. The quote unquote Stanley Collectors
Edition DVD is a widescreen standard DVD that
was packaged in a slipcase with a hundred page
booklet featuring a completely new X -Men comic
by Stan Lee. The Hollywood Reporter announced
that the 20th Century Fox will make films available
to buy online the same day as the DVD through
direct -to -drive. With X -Men The Last Stand
among the first such available. Also Walmart
stores included a special exclusive DVD titled
X -Men, revealed with 50 minutes of behind the
scenes look at the evolution of X -Men franchise.
The Walmart exclusive DVD disc is not what seems,
however. From the information of the exclusive
DVD front and back cover, it is supposed to be
a behind -the -scenes look of the X -Men movie
franchise, but instead is a brief history of
the X -Men comics. Target also has an exclusive
that comes in a tin case, the single disc DVD
plus reprint of the giant size X -Men number
one and four collectible cards from the movie.
Which, I've seen the Target version. I would
only want it for the tin case because it looks
so awesome. But I have the Stan Lee collector's
edition with the comic book. As I said before,
I haven't actually read the comic. I will eventually
one of these days when I'm interested or when
I get the time. When I just am so bored I...
want to read something dealing with X -Men, I
guess. Do you have any DVDs or did you just get
them on Netflix or something? I actually have
all three. I bought the first two in a two -pack,
used, and then I bought the third one used as
well. So I didn't get any of the special... Well,
I bought the first two because I originally only
had the... When we first started doing M -Wire,
I originally only had just the third one, the
collector's edition. I didn't have the first
two, so that's when I went out to that used DVD
store and found the two disc editions of the
first two films. It also has been released on
Blu -ray disc. The video was encoded in 1080p
with a 6 .1 DTS -ES HD Master Audio X -Men. The
last one was released in Universal Media disc
as well. As I said before, we are not going to
be talking about Wolverine, or X -Men Origins
Wolverine. I've seen trailers, I've seen clips,
I'm not impressed. I'm not going to be getting
the DVD when it comes out this Tuesday. I think
Fox really fucked it up more than usual with
that one. I mean, there's a scene where he has
bone claws, for Christ's sake. It's supposed
to be adamantium, you dumb bastards. Well, he
has bone until they put the adamantium in him.
Shut up, I haven't seen the fucking movie. I
don't want to see the fucking movie. Well, that's
why, you know, because he's supposed to have
that whole transfusion of adamantium grafted
to his skeleton, and that's why he has bone beforehand.
Which is breakable. Which is not good. No, although
it'll hurt like hell, but he'll still survive
it. That's really all I have for this episode.
What did you think overall for the entire X -Men
franchise outside of the origins of Wolverine?
Overall, I'd have to say it was a pretty good
series. As usual, another must watch, must buy.
Definitely great casting, great sounds, great
visuals, great plot line, although a few things
weren't to my liking, it still was a great series
of movies. I can understand why people disagree
with the killing off of characters, but as I
said before, for the story that they were going
after, With these three films it couldn't be
helped Now if they had written different a whole
different story, maybe it could have been but
with this story that they've set up Over these
three films. It just couldn't be helped So that's
I think we're gonna move into a Thing we're gonna
move into the closing and we We're gonna close
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