TeamBotimus Variety Hour
Collection Intervention and Toy Hunter Review

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So we are here and as always we're gonna be talking
about what nothing Intervention and toy hunter
toy hunter came back this week not sure when
the hell i'll have to look it up when we get
to it i don't know when it's coming back after
this week's episode so yeah that's pretty much
it we're gonna get right into it up next i have
a question for you guys because when i when i
saw this on tv this is about collection intervention
don't worry i didn't actually see this on on
my channel but was there two new episodes this
week Because I got to I got two new episodes
downloaded onto my iTunes because I have the
season thing so I have two episodes Does your
Does your your second episode is that episode
6 yabba -dabba -doo? Yeah, we have yet. You have
a David on it didn't air What happened was it
won't air into oh wait no wait a second Was there
three wait a minute? No, I only got two, but
it's weird because some people were saying that
it's... Maybe there was two. See, I didn't realize
it. Oh, shit. I didn't even see this. What was
the... Yeah, you're gonna have to walk us through
the second episode because I didn't even see
it. Yeah, neither did I. It wasn't on. It wasn't
on. I mean, I remember looking at it and watching.
Now, I know JT Mitchell mentioned it because
episode six, the Abba Dabba Don't, he said is
the season finale. Yeah, that would not surprise
me because of the simple fact that networks like
A &E and AMC and those types of cable networks
that have even USA and TNT, if they want to pick
something up, they'll pick it up for a little
mini season kind of deal, and they'll see what
it does. And if it does good, they'll bring it
back for a full season the next year. That makes
sense. You know, so that way they're not wasting,
I mean, they're not wasting so much money on
something. Right. May or may not do well. Understandable.
I mean, I just was really kind of caught off
by it because, like I said, I watched the first
episode. Right. What? No more. Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
That's episode five. That's what aired this week.
And then after that, On my channel guide, it
showed another episode, but it was an older one.
So I didn't even bother watching it. But then
I remember, because now you gotta remember, I'm
on a delay. You guys see this earlier than I
do. I don't get to see mine until like 10 o 'clock
at night. So J .T. Mitchell, who's on the East
Coast, he watched this and then he said something
about it being the season finale. And I'm like...
That's kind of that's kind of weird, you know,
and I didn't think anything of it So I watched
the you know, no more our got though. Mr. Roboto
episode and I was you know, happy with it and
then the next day I Checked my iTunes and then
I had a second one on here and I was completely
confused by it So I when is this one supposed
to air is this supposed to be on next week or
according to? According to TV .com, they both
aired on the 11th, but there's no ratings for
Yabba Dabba Don't. Like, if you look at... I'll
show you guys the link in the... No, I mean,
that makes sense. What I'm saying is, if you
look at TV .com's website, where the episodes
that have already aired, you see the green like
8 .3 or 7 .5, and the ones where it's gray, it's
like... Well, maybe this hasn't aired yet. It
says 9 11 12, but sometimes their dates can be
wrong You know just depending so I don't know
maybe it and that's the other thing a lot of
No, I could get a hold of it if I needed to Yeah
It's apparently so it aired somewhere cuz some
people have it Yeah some people saw and then
like I said when I look at cuz I watch it on
my Apple TV and the Apple TV it actually shows
Like in the little description for each episode
and stuff, it says the original air date. And
both of them do say September 11th. But it wasn't
on for me. So I mean, some people got it. I know
I didn't. We'll talk about the one episode this
week. And then we'll play catch up depending
on what's going on with it next week. I don't
know. Because I didn't even get to see it. So.
Yeah. Well, the yabba -dabba dome was actually
that was actually a pretty good one. I yeah I
mean that one that one I had a lot of stuff that
I wanted to kind of bitch about so we'll wait
till next week for me I got enough to bitch about
with the this week He has 30 ,000 comics in our
home. There's nowhere in this house where there's
no Star Wars. Now might be the time to sell.
We just need more space. This is about new doors,
new life. You know, no one says you can't collect
anymore. The goal is for you to live in your
house with your beautiful collection, but for
there to be room. Collection Intervention premieres
Tuesday, August 14th at 10, part of Syfy's Tuesday
Night Originals. No, I don't care what you say.
I am not gonna... Oh. Sorry. Alrighty, then.
Collection Intervention, episode five. No more
arigato, Mr. Roboto. And then seeks help for
his issues collecting Japanese robots, while
Richard Hatch, a cast member from the original
1970 show Battlestar Galactica, joins fans as
they collect show memorabilia. That's not exactly
what happened, TV .com. You're twisting what
happened. But anyway. Episode twisted what happened?
Well for me episode 5 of collection intervention
The robot dude it was alright, I guess I didn't
really have any Any I don't this episode is probably
the first episode of this of the series run that
I didn't really have too many major gripes about
it the whole Richard hatch thing and the whole
you know that you know that guy I forget what
the guy's name is Just about a star dude. Yeah.
Yeah, the whole thing with the Battlestar dude
was you know He was really reluctant at first
and then you know You know is what it's the show
format as far as being reluctant and being like
no, I don't want to sell anything But what I
liked about it was that his wife You know, as
mean as she was about, you know, oh, we can't
put him in the house, blah, blah, blah. You know,
as much as she didn't really understand and didn't
care about his collecting habits, I do like that
it was her idea at the end to have him display
this stuff at his store. And it made a lot of
sense to me. So I didn't really have too many
issues with this. I know Kevin. Kevin's got issues.
Kevin sounds like he's got some. So Kevin, talk
to us, my friend. What is your problem? All right,
let's go to the robot guy first cuz this problem
with him Because you know when Elise walked in
she loved how he had everything on display. Yeah
That was great, you know that because you know,
she appreciate it and You go to his garage. Yeah,
his garage was over full, but the thing is it's
a freaking garage It's it's not he doesn't have
it in his house. Like so many people have had
he's not tripping over the boxes in his house
Right a garage is basically a storage area whether
you're storing your car in there or whatever.
It's your personal storage area Nobody has the
right to tell you what you have in your garage
I mean that I could see he Yeah, he needed to
make an inventory. He didn't even know what he
had and and that was great They went with him
and they she helped him make an inventory, but
he didn't have to get rid of anything right he
just inventory so he could have it, you know
insured and That's fine The other guy though
with the Battlestar Galactica stuff. I wanted
to punch his wife Because that's another thing
all his stuff was also in the fucking garage
Okay, it was not in the house. So there was backstory
to that that we never got because She did not
marry him Before he collected all that crap Obviously
she knew he had it to begin with and she probably
put her foot down at some point in time in their
relationship You are not putting any of this
goddamn crap in my house. You will leave it in
the garage and that is where it's gonna stay
You don't see this but Or that came across her
face when Elise suggested displaying the Battlestar
Galactica stuff in the house Confirmed that for
me She did not want it out there where and then
and then I loved her line where she's like It's
like this intervention got flipped on me Because
it's four guys relegated to the garage with all
his stuff He's got if he had been displaying
the Battlestar stuff the stuff that was stored
in the garage would not be that bad So it's her
fault that the garage looks that way. It's not
his That's I mean I'm watching this I'm just
like this woman. She's bitching about his collection,
but she caused this problem Because she won't
let him display it Well now I mean in all fairness.
He did have a shit ton of stuff Yeah, I mean
he had a ton of stuff which would have taken
up a considerable amount of space Yeah in their
place, but yeah, I mean I agree that it's She
she wish I'm kind of on the fence with the late.
I mean when it comes to the you know the the
significant others in these shows It's it's kind
of like a like a double -edged sword you kind
of feel for them But you see that you know especially
in this episode you like Kevin was saying She
really kind of brings it on herself. I Mean this
is the way that the dude is He didn't come into
this like Kevin said he this was not something
that he developed You know during the time when
they're married this was already a well established
collection and now I don't know it was it was
just really kind of she just wanted it out of
their dwelling so it's like hey let's put it
at their their at the comic shop and let's just
leave it there now it's gone and we don't have
to worry about it so yeah so in the end she won
oh yeah yeah she I mean He didn't, like you said,
he didn't have to sell anything. Well, he did.
Well, then he did sell some stuff, didn't he?
He sold a couple boxes of things, but it was
stuff that he wasn't really too attached to.
I mean, the crux of his collection was the Battlestar
stuff. Right. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, because
they're going through and, you know, they were
finding Star Trek stuff. I mean, you could see
other stuff that he had in there that really,
you know, was not Battlestar. oriented you know
so I mean I can understand selling that kind
of stuff and I do like what Elise brings to this
that people that collect should have kind of
a focus and that makes total sense now my focus
is kind of all over the place I don't I mean
my I guess my main focus would be you know looking
around my room Transformers isn't that hell of
a lot In terms of stuff that I have, I mean,
it's... So I have different interests and stuff,
but... Your collection is very 80s based. You
gotta look at it that way. Yeah, there you go,
there you go. That's a good way of looking at
it, you know. But I like how she brings the focus
to it. I don't like how... Now, and here's part
of the problem with me seeing two episodes trying
to talk about one. I'm trying to, in my mind,
separate these. Were there any times? I'm trying
I think maybe with the robot guy were there any
times were like the psychologist came into this
yeah Yeah, John guy. I don't like John John I
want to John I want to punch in the face We saw
him with I think it was how we couple episodes
ago This guy just does not come across very well
to a lot of people and next week when we talk
about the yabba -dabba Don't you're gonna see
that as well Because he comes back, the therapist
John comes back, and he doesn't go over too well
again. He's a bad therapist. The problem with
bringing in a therapist is these people don't
think they need therapy. And yes, you can make
the argument that, you know, well, this is an
intervention zone. People that, you know, have
interventions don't think that they need to have
interventions, blah, blah, blah. But you're already
coming at them, and they're already defensive.
So now you bring in a dude who's going to sit
there and try to nitpick, you know, and kind
of psychoanalyze you and try to figure out what
your problem is, and that's just going to piss
people off more. And I don't appreciate that.
They really kind of... And again, we'll get into
this next week, and it's hard for me to keep
it separate because I really want to talk about
next week's... Because, I mean, and you'll see
it, you know, so everybody who's listening now,
be sure to tune in next week when we talk about
the Abba Dabba Don't. Now, the thing is, there's
my little plug right there. You like that? You
see how that works? I worked that in there. You
know, when you bring these therapists in, they
sit there and they want to try and, you know,
analyze this stuff. And that's really what I
think that this show should be. These people,
not necessarily so much in this episode. Because
you could see that their collections were important
to them. They had some good collection stuff
not a lot of filler crap and Especially in the
case with the robot guy. I thought he had the
stuff nicely displayed He had a shit ton of stuff,
which if he really wanted to he could do a little
rotation I think you know maybe put some stuff
in storage Rotate some stuff out bring out some
stuff every now and then so that you are kind
of Revisiting that stuff and enjoying it when
it's in storage for a while so that when you
put it in your display You're enjoying it again.
He could do that and make his his little display
area look a little less cluttered Yeah, but I
don't really think either of these guys had the
mass massive amount of psychological problems
that we've seen in previous episodes So this
one really I thought was was probably honestly
the best collection intervention episode that
we've gotten yeah you know in terms of their
collection and looking at it from that aspect
maybe it should be called collection perspective
instead of collection intervention name we have
renamed the show five different times but see
the thing is that well the reason why I say that
is because I don't think even Even some of the
ones that probably do need therapy, I don't think
that should be an ambush that you do on TV, especially
with toy collectors. I think if you appeal to
our fandom, like in the case of this week with
the Battlestar guy, they brought in Richard Hatch.
Or a couple weeks ago when they brought in the
guys, the Kamba guy, one of his favorite writers.
And Richard Hatch sat there and said, hey, maybe
you need a little bit of perspective here. Maybe
you dial it back on some of this. You know what
I liked about the Richard Hatch angle that came
in was he came in and he's like, dude, you got
some really good stuff in here. But look at how
it's just piled here. He's like, you can enjoy
this. It's good stuff. And you just got it laying
here. Like I said, that was the wife's fault.
That was the wife's fault. Oh no, you're absolutely
right. You're absolutely right. I mean, I think
when we look at this, the word intervention is
a bad word to have because never once in anything
that we've seen, and for me now, six episodes,
there has not been an actual intervention. They're
grossly misusing that word. These aren't interventions.
They're reeducations. That's really kind of is
that that's really kind of what it is, you know,
so this should be collection reeducation I mean,
that's what they're teaching you that she comes
in here and she wants to teach you how to Focus
your collection. That's not an intervention.
That's collection refocusing is Really? I mean,
that's really I mean there it is We've renamed
it like another eight times or something But
there's no intervention in any of these and they
put that word in there to kind of hype up the
drama Aspect of it and television it's for television.
We've seen it with Sean Yeah, you know that they
just put out. You know, what's gonna look good
You know in terms of drama what's gonna grab
you and that's perfectly fine. It's television.
I understand it I live in hollywood and I live
in the LA area. I understand how this brand -new
Thundercats Thunder take a hundred and something
dollars on eBay Those are a hundred two hundred
twenty dollars this good shit. Here's a picture
of the Brandon yeah, I totally agree. You know,
but so meanwhile, it's on clearance for 20 bucks
at Walmart I got one sitting in my closet right
now. I'll sell it to anybody for $10 if they
want the damn thing. I mean, it's just These
aren't interventions and and they grossly mislead
you when you go in here and you watch the show
and she tries to Re -educate you like Kevin said
and I appreciate that But when she comes in and
then they try to bring in, you know, they try
to bring in the intervention aspect and they
try and bring in the, you know, the psychological
aspects. And again, you'll see this more in next
week's episode where there are serious psychological
issues with the majority of these people. This
episode, not so much. Honestly, like I said,
this is probably the best episode that gives
us a... Kind of honest look at a collection refocusing
Sort of show that I think that is the initial
point of it, but everything else is just Bullstick
Mm -hmm there Any other thoughts on this week's
collection intervention Well, it was nice to
see Elise not like, you know beat somebody down
for how they collect like she did with um, the
guy with the robots because She really liked
his stuff and she didn't want him to get rid
of anything. She just wanted to Get it and that
organized in a way that he knew what he had.
Yeah, and that's That's why you know, I think
that angle on the show I you know that that's
what I guess I think i'm saying this show doesn't
have a real defined identity We don't know what
the fuck we're supposed to be getting with this
show. Is this an intervention? No. Is this, you
know, a site, you know, a show kind of, you know,
showing off collections? Yes, but no. I mean,
there isn't a focus on this, and this episode
seemed a little bit more focused. I loved how
she came in with the robot dude, and it's like...
And again, this episode and next week's episode,
I've never heard anybody, she's never said this
before, we've gotten four episodes before, and
she specifically is like, you need to inventory
this stuff and get it insured. She hasn't brought
that up before. These are the first times that
we've heard her kind of, so that's why I was
saying, there's no identity. Just like in Toy
Hunters, all of a sudden, we get this home base
chick who calls up and she's telling Jordan about
these leads and we've never seen her again. There's
no identity with some of this stuff. And when
we're watching it, we almost... Now, we're collectors,
so we come at this with a different kind of angle.
If you're just somebody that's watching this,
you don't know what the fuck this show's supposed
to be. It's collection intervention. Where's
the intervention people? Where's the family surrounding
them that's supposed to be, you know, sending
them off to rehab? Oh my god. Oh my god. An afterthought
to this show. Uh -oh. These producers need to
go to VH1 and Dr. Drew Collection Rehab. Oh,
my god. Collection Rehab. That would be awesome.
I'd go for that. But I mean, so like I said,
I mean, a lot of these shows, so far I'm not
seeing much of an identity. And that kind of
leads in to the toy hunter thing. Yeah, we'll
get to that here in a second. It just seems all
over the place. And this episode was a little
bit more focused. I liked it. I like when you
have a nice collection. Hold on. When you have
a nice collection that is nice, you should inventory
it. You should get it insured because you never
know what happens. Now the robot dude, he wanted
this to be his fourth mistake. That's a big thing.
I mean, I don't have a nest egg like that, but
the stuff in my room, I have it inventoried just
in case. You never know. You never know. Yep.
I think as CI is going on and going on and going
on so far, it's getting better. It's finding
different ways to point stuff out to people.
I know it's going against the style of the show,
but I think if they take out the the therapist
part of it and just at least with the people
that have specific collections like the Battlestar
guy and bring in someone from that franchise
to say hey I'm a huge fan of you and you know
just talk to them that way versus trying to force
therapy down people's throats I think that would
be better in some cases. I mean we've dropped
this name before that the show should be like
you know toy hoarders yeah that you know and
again if you look at all the you know the the
previous four episodes this could be called toy
hoarding yeah it could be that's that's really
that's really kind of what it should be now this
episode comes along and this is a little bit
more of an intervention you come in and be like
whoa wait a minute you got all this great stuff
we got to do something with this we got to protect
this you know you don't understand what damage
you can actually do to this stuff So here's a
little I mean this one has a little bit more
intervention I guess than anything else, but
the other stuff just hoarding That's all it is
it's hoarding and they put it around toys and
stuff and that and I think Bob's touched on this
before that it gives a bad impression of Yeah,
it's not it gives an accurate. You know depiction
of how hoarders are but not all Collectors are
hoarders. That's a very Minor thing. Yeah, I
think I think the two people they so showed this
week were more Collectors than hoarders. Yeah,
I mean like the robot dude I mean perfect example
when they're going through inventorying this
stuff and at least is like how much stuff do
you see or how many robots you think you have
in here and she's like and he's like about 2000
and she's like, yeah, there's like 2246 or something,
you know, she's like, you know what you have.
He knows what he has. He's a collector That's
what it was and that's why I think this one is
a much nicer look at a collection intervention
Than what we got before and that's where I was
kind of going with this show doesn't have an
identity It's kind of all over the place right
now And I hope I hope they fix that because I
think it could be a good show. Yeah Well, like
I said my biggest problem with this week's episode
was both the robot guys friend The other guy's
wife were complaining because of how the collections
were in the garage now The guy it's his garage
Do you go do you go spend time in somebody's
garage just hanging out? On a normal if you go
to somebody's house, are you gonna spend time
in their living room? Are you gonna spend time
in their garage? Hey, come on over hang out in
my garage. I mean seriously Yeah, okay, but I
could see I could see the friend making the argument
of the fact that That's all he does is he's out
in that garage and he doesn't interact with people
kind of, you know Honestly as much as I hate
to be introspective here But kind of like me
where I don't go outside my apartment unless
I absolutely have to you know what I mean? So
it needs an intervention. Shut the hell up. I'm
calling Elise. I'm gonna tweet her right now
Buy me a plane ticket. I'll come out to your
house and you can intervention me into me all
you want I maybe I can actually get my prize
then anyway I'm tweeting to Elise that you need
an intervention. No, I do not. I will kick your
ass. I'm doing it right now. What collection?
I have no... Anyway, yeah, no. This week's episode
out of the five total episodes that have actually
aired on television, not ones that have been
leaked online... They weren't leaked! Whatever
No, wait a second. I said they were leaked online
and what I meant was leaked to like iTunes and
stuff where it's you know And sometimes they
do that kind of stuff where it'll be like, oh,
hey check out this, you know, cuz I've seen I
know I know I know stuff But anyway, yeah, no,
it's not like I'm accusing you of downloading
illegal stuff like transformers prime episodes
whoops That's I still don't do that. I I haven't
seen the past two episodes And I'm trying not
to miss this week's episode. Alright, so we're
gonna move on to Toy Hunter. Yeah, otherwise
I'm gonna miss this week's episode. Hey, remember
when you lit your toys on fire? Or how about
when you launched your spaceships out the window?
Awesome. Well, it might not be so awesome after
you watch Toy Hunter. They could be worth big
bucks. Meet Jordan Hembrough. Buying and selling
vintage toys is his business. $17 ,000. These
may be toys, but this isn't child's play. Toy
Hunter, a new series. All right, we're going
to close out talking about Toy Hunter, episode
five, prehistoric Pennsylvania. Jordan goes to
look for old toys in... quote -unquote the Midwest.
Some of the vintage toys he finds include an
original strawberry shortcake doll and a Flintstones
game. What TV .com doesn't also say is that it
also includes a bunch of Jurassic Park prototype
toys. They're just taunting me with this shit
now. Well, the thing here is, and I've heard
several people talk about the Jurassic Park toys,
specifically my friends over at ThisWeekInGeek
.net, Mike and Laura over at the Untitled Mike
and Laura project, they've talked about it at
length that the Jurassic Park toys are so hard
to find at this point. They are. Not even prototypes,
just the figures in general. Just the toys, just
the regular release toys. They are probably the
single most rare thing in toy history at this
point when it comes to An actual toy line just
not being available anywhere on secondary market
Yeah, it's what's amazing about it. I mean I
have tried buying some yeah, what's what's incredible
is that These toys really didn't fly off the
shelves. I mean they really I don't want to call
them peg warmers Right there just wasn't a lot
of interest in them when when they first came
out now You know dinosaur. I mean kids love dinosaurs.
That's just And you know when you're a boy and
you're young almost every boy loves dinosaurs
for a little while Yeah, these toys though just
for some reason really didn't grab people all
that much and I love I love dinosaurs I always
have and I never really got them. I have one
still to this day I have a velociraptor, but
I I've gone back and I've tried finding some
of these and They're out there. They're on eBay,
but they're expensive as crap And now in this
episode of toy hunter we saw Jordan fine and
We've kind of touched on this a little bit both,
you know before and I really did get the impression
that it was staged Just because he's like, oh
look what I found really I know now granted if
I'm not mistaken the guy was hanging out with
a dude who used to work for Kenner Yeah So he
probably knows stuff, he probably knows people,
and you know, it's possible that it gets staged.
I don't know, but I know that it's television
and I know that stuff gets staged all the time.
So that's kind of weird, but I mean, what I thought
was really kind of derpy was Jordan then takes
these to these collectors and... Just dropped.
I think it was $7 ,000. Yeah on a whole lot of
these prototype figures Yeah, now they had a
very impressive Jurassic Park collection. I'm
just looking at this like really $7 ,000 for
prototype figures now the prototype figures are
one thing but they also had a prototype figure
in there of the Trike their triceratops that
was never produced Yeah, which ended up bumping
the price like another like $3 ,000 when Jordan
brought it out and I'm like Wow, okay. I mean
you never produced it. That's fine I understand
that but that just seems insane that that goes
for that much money and then you see all these
things I mean they brought out a not a I mean
he was mint and box but the box wasn't all that
mint of a Teddy Rux spin Yeah, what did he pay
like 20 bucks? Yeah It was Teddy and Grubby.
I think it was like 30 bucks for the pair. For
the pair or something like that. And he said
he wanted to turn around and flip them for like
50 each. And I'm like, OK, that's interesting.
I go on and look on eBay, and they're going for
like 100 each. I'm like, ah. Because I was like,
you know what? I could go for a Teddy Rock Spin.
I liked that when I was a kid. I think it's cool.
So, I mean, that's one thing. I see the stuff
on there and then I go on eBay and I'm like,
oh, look at that. Oh, never mind. You know, so
it's a, it's, it's, it's. I enjoy the show. I
know the guys over at, um, um. Toy World Order.
Toy World Order. I always forget it. And I feel
like such a douche because I'm going to be working
with several of them for a little upcoming skip
thing that we're doing here in LA. But, uh, yeah,
I know, I know they know Jordan and. uh you know
that's all well and good and everything but it
just i don't know i i really have a hard time
getting into that show because it really is like
toy american pickers yeah and when i watch it
i just really get a sense there's sometimes that
like when i'm watching american pickers i don't
really get much of a sense that it's staged uh
although it probably is but they they probably
do a better job of hiding it But a lot of the
stuff that we're seeing on Toy Hunters, it just
seems staged with some stuff. You know, the whole
Jurassic Park thing. I mean, I immediately think
back to the pilot episode where they were trying
to sell the Boba Fett at Indio Comic -Con. That
seemed ridiculously staged to me. As much as
I like seeing people's collections on on toy
hunter I do enjoy that aspect of it and I do
enjoy seeing some of the stuff Jordan finds I
just think toy hunter needs to be relegated to
a Convention like him like the pilot when he
worked up, you know He spent all this time going
to all these different places to work up to go
to New York Comic Con and and and sell this stuff
problem with that is there's only so many conventions
a year. I know. But that's what I'm saying. Instead
of a weekly series, it needs to be like a yearly
special, is what I think. I don't know. If you
spread it out that far, people are going to lose
interest. People are already losing interest.
I don't see the ratings going up. I mean, I am
curious to see what the ratings. are on these.
Maybe we should look that up for next time to
see. Well, I mean, because it's on cable television,
it doesn't necessarily fall under the same sort
of ratings scheme as network television, right?
Yeah, a little bit. They don't get the Nielsen
ratings or whatever, do they? I don't know how
that actually works. I don't know how that works.
I honestly can't speak to that. The thing about
Toy Hunter is, first of all, You know Jordan
himself pimps it out. It is his show I don't
follow Travel Channel on on Twitter or anything
like that So I don't know what Travel Channel
is doing to promote the show All as I know is
it's if you don't catch it as it airs It's very
rare that you'll be able to catch a new episode
like any time before the next week because I
A couple weeks ago, I spent maybe two hours on
tvguide .com going through a week's worth of
travel channel programming just to see if it
would re -air the older episodes, and it didn't.
It's like, why are they not promoting this more
than ... Why are they giving less promotion to
this more than other things, like Man vs. Food
or whatever else they have on their stupid channel?
Man vs. Food is a good show. The thing about
Toy Hunter is, and Travel Channel, I tweeted
Travel Channel the other day. I said, hey, why
don't you guys make the Toy Hunter episodes available
streaming online like every other network, even
every other cable network does? I mean, most
cable networks have full episodes online. Well,
yeah. I mean, they don't even offer it on iTunes
yet. No. No? Yeah. And Collection Intervention
has it on. Has it on iTunes already. So yeah,
I Mean, I don't know. I just I don't see a lot
of publicity with it. Hey Jordan You should because
you own a toy store. You should hook up with
me and we should do some stuff You should send
me stuff and I'll I'll be nice to you Nice try
I know although although I have thought about
talking to the guys at toy world order and having
them Having him contact me and have him find
some shit for me at good prices. Hey, hook me
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we are back, and yeah, we're gonna do something
a little different in the outro here. We're gonna
talk about Transformers, holy crap. A couple
weeks ago... Well, first of all, Transformers
4 has a logo now, apparently. Michael Bay has
said that the fourth film will be his last and
the budget will be lower than the previous films
But we should avoid calling the fourth a reboot.
It's not a reboot. It's maybe wrong word He said
I don't want to say reboot because then people
will think we're doing spider -man and start
from the beginning. We're not There's nothing
wrong with spider -man you dumbass We're taking
the story that you've seen the story We've told
in three movies already, and we're taking it
to a new direction But we're leaving those three
as as history it still counts now the point of
this article here is the fact that The dark of
the moon line pretty much actually overall the
movie line itself the entire movie line for all
three films It's been nothing but bumblebee repaints
You know, yeah. Yes. We've had jazz is yes. We've
got shockwaves. Yes. We've got optimuses, but
it's you know Because they want to market the
kids. It's bumblebee everywhere The sea of yellow.
Yes, let's be a piss So and and you know That
article pretty much is Hasbro saying we weren't
happy with the sales of the Dark of the Moon
toy line Well dumbasses you you you put out 8
,000 bumblebees for every other figure that came
out You screwed up distribution everywhere. So
the figures that we wanted were never in the
stores or they got cancelled flat out Yeah, and
because it got screwed up You also screwed up
the first edition figures for people and so now
you have to put them back out again this this
winter You know you're gonna put out crap people
are not gonna buy it and That's what it came
down to that's the it wasn't that people did
not like the characters in Dark of the Moon But
the corresponding toys were garbage compared
to the ones that came out for Revenge of the
Fallen. I Think Hasbro's whole problem is is
that they OK, the easiest one I can think of
to compare to is TFA Rodimus. TFA Rodimus was
so short packed. Hell, TFA RC was short packed.
That has nothing to do with short packing. That
has everything to do with the fact that those
were Toys R Us exclusive figures. No, but what
I'm saying is, yes, I understand that those are
store exclusives, but what I'm saying is, I would
walk into the Toys R Us and I would see, if I
ever saw, a Rodimus, and I would see one RC and
a C of those ratchets that came out of that.
You know what I mean? It's like, they put more
stock into one character versus another. That's
the point I'm trying to make here. Nobody gives
a shit about Skids and Mudflap. Nobody wants
the millionth reb - repaint of the same damn
bumblebee car. Well, the Skids and Mudflap, again,
I'll play devil's advocate with you. Dark of
the Moon, initially, we've seen it, was going
to have Skids and Mudflap in the movie. So they
produced the toy. And then they got cut out of
the movie. Now that has, I mean, that's not Hasbro's
fault. That's Michael Bay, that's the producers
that decided to cut those characters out. That's
fine. The problem is Hasbro already invested
a lot of money in creating those, so they're
like, fuck it, we're gonna put those toys out.
And they're right to do so. I mean, if you spend
that much money, it costs a lot of money to create
molds for toys. I don't understand that. You're
talking millions of dollars. to create a toy
that they gotta recuperate. I mean, that's why
that happens. Now, I'm not going to argue with
anybody about the bumblebees. There's a shit
ton of bumblebees. I would, and the only thing
that I would combat that with is that kids like
bumblebees. But here's the problem. Kids also
have very short attention spans. After so long,
they no longer care about bumblebee. So they
don't want it anymore, and they don't care about
the other toys, so those ones aren't going to
sell. Now, what happens with that is that Hasbro
puts eight Bumblebees in a box of ten, you know,
and you have Optimus Prime and you have Ratchet
and another, you know, the other ones. But those
ones go first leaving just a bunch of Bumblebees.
And the kids don't want to buy Bumblebees anymore,
so now all you have on yourself is Bumblebee.
And the other stuff is going to sell out like...
But you want to believe, to a pack of rabidest
dogs, that when you see it, they're just going
to scoop them up. I mean, that's part of what
the problem is. Sure, they loved Bumblebee at
first. There was no problem putting up Bumblebee
toys more than anything else, because they were
selling. Now, they're not selling. And collectors
don't want them. They want the other stuff. Well,
that stuff disappears before anything else. So
all you're left with is a sea of yellow on the
pegs in your local Toys R Us, Walmart, Target,
whatever. Yep. That's my point, dammit! Dammit,
that's your point. And we're gonna close the
show. We'll be back next week. I have to wait
and see if I see any ads for Toy Hunter. We will
most definitely be reviewing the latest episode
of Collection Revention next week, so... Hopefully
we'll see you then and hopefully Bob can be back
when he's not, you know, corroding his car with
salt water and everything else. Which would be
kind of hard since he lives nowhere near an ocean.
For the Team Bottomless Hour, I am TF2 and Mike
with... I don't know! Me! I'm Bottomless! Hey!
I don't know! Woo! And me, Darth Devious, if
I can get a word in edgewise. I'll let you. It's
a hard one. All right. We will see you next week,
folks.
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