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Masters of the Universe Classics Price Hikes and Review Practices

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You are watching Optobotamus. Ho! What did you
do? Oh, no, no, no, not no, no I'm not the douchebag,
but You kind of are No, not in this instance
because I would never ask for a review sample
if I already knew Online had said hey, we're
not releasing the super secret horde prime head.
Oh My god. Wait, what? Hold on. Okay. Let me
back up Alright, it's You know early morning.
I haven't been asleep yet. I figured okay. Well,
I've got all my podcasting work done I've got
everything else that I have to get done for the
night. Mm -hmm on as we'll catch up on masters
reviews Sure, of course as we all know the only
person that really does the masters reviews is
So I'm watching reviews I'm watching reviews
I watch Drago man stink or and Hoard Prime. Okay.
Oh, it's... Hoard Prime? Yes. It's a month until
Hoard Prime even gets released. Yeah. Remember
back when Manny Faces got released? They... all
of the review samples had the packages opened
and the super secret head, the second head, was
missing from the review samples. I did not know
that but... that that makes sense And the whole
time that I'm watching Dan's review, now I bear
no ill will towards Dan. I've worked with him
in the past. He's a pretty cool guy to work with
depending on the topic. But it's one of those
things where I'm thinking to myself, why would
they send you a review sample knowing that they
weren't going to allow anyone to see the head
before the release date of the figure, initially.
Like, it is so pointless to me to do a review
of anything that has a super secret accessory
that isn't gonna be released for another fucking
month. It's just so friggin' weird to me that...
that companies will send this stuff out this
early like okay sure I mean there's really no
point in doing it I know and that's what I'm
saying it's like okay sure let's let's have like
you know Dan did a his april fools video this
year was not as good as yours. Well, the one
you did last, was it last year or this year that
you did the beeper video? Oh, that was last year.
It was last year, okay. But his April Fools joke
this year was, hey, here's the Mighty Spectre
review. And he did it as a Marvel universe. Right.
And it's like, hey, here's all these super extra
accessories. Oh my god, look at all they are
taking out. So whatever. Like I said, I don't
mind Pixel Dan. The reason why I watch him is
because he's the official master's reviewer.
Sure. That makes sense. But it just irks the
hell out of me when anyone. Even if we were getting
review samples, if I get a review sample of Transformers
Prime SDCC Cliffjumper, and there was an alternate
head that had more energon damage, or more dark
energon damage than what the normal head had,
and they had said, hey, we're not including the
second head, not that Hezbro does second heads,
but... you know what I'm saying it's like I wouldn't
sit there and do the review until you connect
because it takes away from the figure to me it's
like it does it because you can't it's you're
not giving a full review exactly yeah um I mean
that's like that'd be like us getting a review
well I don't know it's like look at it this way
like Ben Ben would get some, you know, figures
previously, you know? Yeah. And he wouldn't have
the weapons with him. Right. So is that kind
of? Well, I think that the difference there is,
is that those figures were from overseas, whereas
as far as I can tell now, I could be wrong. You
know I'm not trying to dwell on on on pixel Dan
and his video and Mattel and all that stuff But
we are gonna talk about something else regarding
Mattel here in a second But as far as I can tell
I could be wrong about this toy guru actually
sends out the review samples himself At least
that's the impression that I get if I'm wrong
in that hey fine. I'm wrong I don't know that
sounds about right. I mean he's always talking
about how he's Dan's always talking about how
he's in like Communication and email and stuff
right right, you know and the other thing and
This is more of a toy collecting basis in general
thing, but I'm sorry like Between GI Joe Star
Wars and Transformers all Hasbro properties all
are in stores all have some sort of something
Transformers has a cartoon GI Joe had a cartoon,
but they're having a movie now Star Wars has
The Clone Wars cartoon. They all have stuff to
go along with them, but the way I've stated this
is that Transformers specifically range anywhere,
depending on size class, range anywhere from
$5 .99 to $19 .99. That's like going from like
Cyberverse to Voyager. I'm not counting the bigger
leader class size stuff and all that. That's
the average for a deluxe class figure, which
I assume, and you can probably tell me because
you probably have stuff around you. Deluxe class
is essentially a six -inch figure, correct? Roughly,
yeah. So Voyager would be what? Close to eight,
nine? I'd say about seven, eight. Maybe. Okay.
Okay. So let's take Voyager. Voyager class figures
are usually what? Twenty bucks? Roundabout? Roundabout,
yeah. Okay. Voyager class figure, seven to eight
inches tall, 20 bucks plus whatever tax, wherever
you live, whatever. Whereas an online line. Online
line? Of an exclusive club only figure that you
can buy day of if you're not a member of the
club for an additional $2. See. What I'm getting
around to here is the price hikes. Have you seen
the news about this? Yeah how they're talking
about going up to like 25 said that there's going
to be a dramatic price hike in 2013 and he didn't
say dramatic. Yes, he did People people were
like he never said dramatic. It's no he said
he said dramatic. Yeah Now I've done some math
on this. Okay, and we all know how I hate math
This is going by The current prices of the club,
OK? Like, if you have the club attorney's subscription,
it's $20. And I'm only going by USPS shipping,
the United States Postal Service. I'm not going
by UPS, because I don't know what those prices
are. For maddycollector .com, the USPS shipping
price is $8 .70. That makes each Six inch regular
like stink or he man Skeletor all the regular
figures that makes them 2870 a piece Okay. Yeah,
it's after shipping and it's not counting like
extra like I know out there in in in Hollywood
you guys have additional tax and whatever else
that you got I'm talking about just regular people
that don't have to pay additional taxes 2870
per figure. Okay, okay if They were to raise
the price, because currently it's $22 for non
-club members plus $8 .70. That would be $30
.70 for non -club members. So if they were to
raise the price, let's say $25. per figure and
the club price would be 22 so let's say for non
-club members that just go to the website 25
bucks per figure plus 870 but didn't he didn't
he specifically say that even subscriptions were
going to increase yes probably but that's what
i'm saying like right now subscriptions are at
20 dollars per figure so if they go up two dollars
and then the non -club stuff goes from 22 to
25 See what I'm saying? Yeah, I got you. So the
non -club, say the non -club is $25 per figure.
With the $8 .70, that's $33 .70 per figure for
non -club. Let's say club goes up to $25 and
non -club goes up to $30. So for all you cherry
pickers out there, $30 plus $8 .70, that's $38
.70. That's almost $40 for a six -inch collector
figure that has, you know, all these points of
reticulation, all these paint apps, all these
accessories. It boggles my mind. And, you know,
of course, all this stuff right now is speculation.
Mattel has not made an official word of what
the price hike is. I think they're going to announce
that at SDCC this year, because that's usually
when they do their subscription drives. And I'm
sorry. Yeah, they would have to tell us. Yeah.
it doesn't matter to me personally what they
raise the price to include because that's what
people aren't thinking of like when people are
talking about this that as far as i know i haven't
been on any boards or any forums to read what
what people are saying but i'm just saying like
from what i've heard from other people on twitter
and facebook and everything else people are not
counting the shipping okay if you count in shipping
and it raises it if the regular non -club figures
day of sale figures raised to $30 that's almost
40 bucks after shipping that you're paying for
a six inch deluxe class figure and it's like
oh my god are you like i'm sorry i love masters
but that's way too damn much because i could
go to a store and i could buy two transformers
for that price yeah you know you know what i
mean it like I love the line. I love the figures.
I love the way they look. You've always been
very supportive. Yes, but I'm sorry. This price
hike, whatever it's going to be, it's going to
be too much, because what people aren't counting
on is they're not adding in the shipping, and
that's what I've done here. calculated it for
shipping, no matter what price it increases to.
Hell, if it increases to $25, $30, whatever,
and then you gotta think, that's just for the
regular figures. So if a regular figure goes
from $22 to $25, what are the beasts, the three
packs, the two packs, what is all that gonna
go to? I bet you a beast that is $30 now, Will
end up being like $60 for one beast and that's
I'm sorry. That's too damn much in My opinion.
Yeah for for a toy. Yeah, that is way too damn
much Yeah, a buddy of mine Mike Lacey who's a
huge fan For 2012 he has Four subscriptions to
Masters all of them. Yes one Two for himself,
one to open, one to keep in package, and then
two for his son. Oh, yeah, I know that guy. He
does the little reviews on there. I like him.
He's got his son there with him. That's cool.
Yeah, Mike is cool. Mike is a very cool guy.
Yeah, good guy. He has four subscriptions, OK?
Now, just think about that. That's $2 ,000 total
for 2012, because $500 and change per subscription
in total. He's going to have some. Decisions
to make yeah a lot of people are gonna have a
lot of this is to make when it comes to the next
year subscription because I I just I honestly
think a any price hike at this point, regardless
of toy guru saying, oh, you guys have been paying
2008 prices since 2008. Well, I'm sorry, we're
in a depression. Okay, we're not like in like
a 1929 depression, but I mean - No, but it's
- The economy's bad right now. There's no ifs,
ands, or buts about it. It's so fucking bad,
and it's like - He's toy guru said the thing
it's like right now the horsemen are are making
figures the four horsemen are making figures
that warrant $22 worth of articulation cost and
I'm like, okay, that's fine, but You can't keep
raising the price like has Hasbro raised prices
in the last four years. Yeah, they have okay,
but yeah, but they've Hasbro hasn't really worked
instead of raising prices i think with hasbro
they've and you know this that they've got yet
even though they've been cut stuff yes cut stuff
on the figures versus raising the prices yes
which i don't mind that i mean honestly if i
a you know wanted you know like a a mechanic
or uh... ram manor uh... a man tana You know
the the thing about Masters classics is they
always most figures at least have two heads I
don't mind not having a second head. I don't
need a second head. You know when I got um Back
when I was collecting this stuff when I got the
the Prince Adam Orko Prince Adam SDCC thing a
couple years ago, right? I'm like okay. This
second head is just gonna go into a baggie. I
mean cuz that's to display Prince Adam with was
the Prince Adam smart face. Right. And it's like,
OK, here's another He -Man head. What am I going
to do with this? Put it on a stick and do a rain
dance? I don't know. It just, Mattel just, and
I've tried. I really have. Stayed away. It's
like every time you ask me. Hey, what are the
figures this month or what's what's this? What's
that? It's like I have gone to Mattel's website
in forever I've started going back now just because
of this price hike news But it's like I've tried
to stay away because I do not want to descend
into Maddy Madness like I did when I had my subscriptions
because That was it was making me physically
ill Having to deal with the incompetence of digital
river having to Essentially get the runaround
from from Mattel and everything else. I just
couldn't handle it So I was like screw it. I'm
not going to any of the websites. I'm not don't
care about the news You know hey if I see a picture
of a new figure cool great whatever Obviously
I watched Dan's reviews to see the new figures
right, but you know it's just one of those things
where it's like Oh my god. They're treading on
a very slippery slope. One of the biggest problems
is that they have to understand. They have to
see what the deal is. They have to understand
that the economy is in a very bad spot. you know,
a lot of sense that people aren't going to be
able to really kind of afford. Well, yeah, I
mean, when it comes down to it, I mean, that's
really what it is, you know, and it's sad to
see, but they're a company, they're working for
the almighty dollar. And it's a very dangerous
situation because they just Think that they can
do it now. I mean granted they have kept The
cost at a low cost for a very long time There's
no doubt that they've you know kept it right,
you know for a long time and I applaud them for
doing it, but there comes a time when it's like
Yeah, that's that's all well and good Yeah. But,
you know, now you're gonna take that away from
us when we need it the most. Yeah, exactly. And
that's very sad. I can't imagine, like, what
it's gonna be like for subscribers in 2013. I
just can't imagine. Especially, like, my buddy
Mike Lacey. I mean, if he... I don't know...
all of i'd i know from what he's told me as to
why he has four subscriptions but i mean if he
wants to continue to get four subscriptions even
if they raise the prices to whatever the reason
to that's gonna raise the subscription cost from
five hundred dollars to possibly eight hundred
nine hundred dollars that's you know that's where
is where does he live Oh, man. Where does Mike
live? I don't even remember. I think he's in
Philadelphia. He's gonna kill me, but Mike, let's
see, let's see. He is, no, he's in New Jersey.
I'm sorry, he's in New Jersey. Said Philadelphia,
yikes. Well, they have tax to worry about though,
too. Yeah, yeah. See, and that's the thing, it's
like certain states tax, additional tax, not
just the... percentage of sales you know whatever
sales taxes but certain states have additional
rental state taxes and it's like when people
speculate and i'm not even try to speculate i've
already given my opinion on on what the price
increases could be but and of course as i said
we don't know what they'll be until mattel announces
them but i mean right what people aren't thinking
is is like oh it doesn't matter what would tell
raises the prices to all by anything that they
And I'm thinking, OK, that's all well and good
if you have the money to do that. But are you
figuring in additional state tax if you live
in a state that has additional state tax? Are
you figuring in the shipping cost? Because they'll
look at that sticker and say, oh, $20, $22. That's
not that bad. And they're not calculating in
the extra prices of the shipping and everything
else. Right. It's like, Jesus Christ. That's
why, oh, oh, god. It's a very, very dangerous
situation. It is. Again, it's one of those situations
where you're at their mercy. Essentially, yes.
You're at their mercy. If you want it, you gotta
pay the price. And that's the most unfortunate
aspect. Not only is when they do price increase
That's gonna drive up the secondary market. Oh,
absolutely because I went on the secondary market
and I bought a Marlena for like 45 bucks Yeah,
granted. That's secondary market. It was the
exclusive at Comic Con in the in the Queen dress
version It wasn't the Maddie collector comm Captain
Glenn version. That was 45 99 plus like $4 shipping
from eBay. Can you imagine what that's going
to go to if they increase the prices? I mean,
it's going to be astronomical. I don't know.
This is why I stay away from toy collecting.
This is why I only like YouTube videos instead
of actually commenting on, you know, sure, you
know, your videos. I mean, we've known each other
for a while now and, you know, I'll say, hey,
first! But that's just a joke, but it's like,
this is why I don't comment on YouTube videos
because number one, majority of people on YouTube
don't know how to think or act. Yeah. As far
as the commenters go, you know, and the other
thing is it's like Okay, sure. I will support
my friends and I will like their video That's
that's how I support them versus writing out
a comment of hey great video blah blah Can you
can you review this? Can you review that? Can
you do? So yeah, that's my Matty rant, I guess.
Well, it's one of those situations where, again,
where - It's a lose -lose situation for the customers.
It really is. It is. But, you know, for them,
they gotta have some kind of thought process.
That's the only thing I can think of. You know,
I mean, this is Mattel. they're they're not too
terribly stupid yeah um but and i know like i'm
sorry i knew like because i i came home today
at like i don't know 12 31 o 'clock yeah and
i knew stink or was going to be sold out not
that i really care to have stink or it's a cool
figure but i'm not collecting them anymore but
i just wanted to see it how long he was going
to stay in stock and yeah By the time I got home
this afternoon, like 12 o 'clock, 12, 1 o 'clock,
he was sold out. But see, I know in the back
of my mind, OK, yeah, Mattel is saying that,
but I'm sorry. They hold out product. Oh, they
absolutely do. And I'm not talking about the
stuff they set aside for subscription holders.
I'm talking about a dish, because we've seen
it. What was it? Mad Maddie Monday. Oh, yeah.
They always have. Ever since I've known about
Masters Classics, they've had Mad Matty Monday
the last three years that I've known about the
line. Since 2009, they've had Mad Matty Monday
where, hey, pay $40 or $50 or $60 and you'll
get this mystery bag. And people are getting
web stores and they have all kinds of overstock
that they don't tell us about. I'm sorry, I just
think it's, you know, you can have overstock
to sell at conventions, or you can have overstock
to have sales like that throughout the year,
but for those of us who, or for those of you
out there who do cherry pick, and you know, you
don't wake up till, or you don't... You aren't
able to get online until like one o 'clock in
the afternoon or whatever else and hey the figure
you wanted is already sold out and that forces
you to go to the secondary market to find it
at a higher price or You know, I don't uh, you
know, and I know you don't like BBTS simply for
their their markups and all that stuff, but I'm
sorry. I would rather pay the 31 .99 because
I looked at this today stink or was at 31 .99
plus UPS shipping $7 .39. That's $39 .38. I would
rather pay that than have to deal with mattycollector
.com. You know? I don't know if it's the cynical
person. I don't know if that's the right word.
But they would be like, well, they're still getting
their money. Right. Well, yeah. But I mean, it's
like, I don't, you know. I don't really care
about that if they're getting their money fine,
you know, but it's like, it's just one of those
things where I honestly think that whatever the
price hike is, it's going to kill that line.
It really is. There's no current cartoon to support
it. Yeah. Well, yeah, but that's there. There
hasn't been a cartoon since 2002. Yeah. So, I
mean, they they really have been living the good
life. you know with with that yeah i mean as
much but but see that's the thing though yes
they have been living the good life but you know
this as well as anybody mr oh here's my black
my battle cat video yeah not really yeah but
it's you know it's like that whole you know every
ever since i've known about masters classics
every year or in some cases every other month
or every month, there has been some sort of issue.
That company, that line has not run smoothly
at all in its entire history since 2008. It hasn't.
I mean, you know, I know that there's quality
control issues it has, bro. I know there's quality
control issues at Playmates, at, you know, whatever,
you know, whatever toy company you want to talk
about. But I'm sorry. Hasbro doesn't have nearly
as much problems as Mattel does with Masters.
And granted, you know, you could make the argument,
oh, well, Hasbro's in the stores. Well, it doesn't
matter. I mean, you know, you look at, take a
look at our good buddy Spada. He every now and
then will have, will get figures that are just,
they just fall apart on him. Yeah, but I mean,
you know, it's like, you know that I could understand
if Hasbro was having that but they're not and
they've been going how long with Transformers
specifically, you know years I mean the Transformers
to my knowledge has never had a break No, no
where it's Masters You know the 2002 toy line
sucked and Didn't do well in stores and that's
why I said up we're yanking this from stores
and then they came back in 08 and said hey Here's
the online collector line, Masters Classics,
here you go. But it's online only, blah, blah,
blah. And it's like, I don't know. I don't know.
I honestly found out about it through Sean Long,
way back in the day. That's how I found out about
it. I'm like, what are you talking about? They
have He -Man toys now? And he's like, yeah, dude,
look. You know, I'm like, wow, that's kind of
cool. But it's like... I honestly don't. I mean,
I know that you had originally given me one of
your extra Adoras, but I don't remember exactly
how I found out about that there was a new line
or that there was a classic line. I honestly
have no friggin clue. No, you know, you're retarded.
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