TeamBotimus Variety Hour
Ghostbusters, Masters of the Universe, and Thundercats Action Figure Review

About this Episode
It's the ready to believe you Egon, which is,
I'm sitting here and I'm looking at this and
it comes with the library ghost, which is all
well and good. I mean, I like the library ghost,
but I would rather pay money just to get the
library ghost and not get another Egon figure.
And they're all excited. Oh, it's Egon. I watched
the actual commercial that this is based off,
you know, you know, in the Ghostbusters movie
when they're wearing the lab coats and they're
doing their commercial. You know and are you
troubled by strange noises in the middle of the
night? You know it's that you know, and I'm sitting
here I'm watching it and and then I'm looking
at the figure because I look at they've done
the ready to believe you version of Ray and Egon
and I'm like, okay the ray one You know, he comes
with the ghost sniffer, which is which is good.
That's that's nice The Egon comes with three
different pke meters in different Configurations
like half what halfway up full and then closed
And I'm like, in that commercial, he wasn't even
holding the PKE meter. He had like a stethoscope
around his neck. So I'm like, why do they include
these PKE meters? This is stupid. And then I'm
looking and they want to brag about how movie
accurate these figures are. Not one of them in
that had their lab coat be open where you could
see their shirt and their, like their belt buckle
and all that stuff. They were all buttoned up.
And I'm like, and I'm looking at this, I'm like,
all of them are open on the figure. and the jackets
are removable so why couldn't they just make
a new jacket that would be closed and that would
be accurate so i'm annoyed with with these assholes
and that has been a toy cast special optobotamus
rant were you recording that damn right one minute
and 47 seconds of gold you asshole in the middle
of the night do you experience feelings of dread
in your basement or attic Have you or any of
your family ever seen a spooked specter or ghost?
If the answer is yes, then don't wait another
minute. Pick up your phone and call the professionals.
Ghostbusters! Our courteous and efficient staff
is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural
elimination needs. We're ready to believe you!
Your call may be monitored or recorded for quality
control. make sure you have it on speakerphone
actually you know it's actually illegal to record
it without telling them i'm recording it well
we had one recording already so i know okay And
they're still going to ask me for my order number
even when they get me. Well then go find your
order. It's not that hard to log into the website
and look at the order number on the order history
page. Stop being lazy, Optobotamus. Yeah, let
me... I'm logging in right now to get it. One
second, please. My first name is Paul Reinhardt,
R -E -I -N -H -A -R -T. Okay, I have on here,
there's a request for a replacement for one of
my Ghostbuster ghost traps. One of them is completely
defective and won't function like it's supposed
to. And I'm waiting apparently to hear back from
somebody regarding a replacement for this. But
this is already like the fourth or fifth time
that I've called in and nobody has any information
or any kind of update or anything. So I just
want to go ahead and cancel this and just request
a refund on it. Sure Okay, I called earlier today
and they still said it hadn't but After after
thinking about it for a little while. I just
I don't want to deal with it anymore Yeah, that's
that's fine Okay, are you guys gonna pay for
the the return address and such What I mean is
who pays for the for the for me to ship it back
to you No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I
still So I'll be refunded for the for my shipping
to you guys But but that that doesn't that doesn't
guarantee me that I get my money back Right,
I understand that but what I'm saying is who
pays for me to ship this to you guys I have to
pay out of my pocket But that there's no guarantee
for that Okay, so in other words in other words
you guys don't supply a Shipping label or anything
like everybody else that does online business
Okay Okay, well then you know, you know what
then Let's let's I'm sorry I'm sorry. I hear
a lot of noise in the background um um so i'm
sorry i'm trying to but i keep hearing other
people in the background um that's all right
uh on the on the escalation for the replacement
Is there any information on that when that might
be coming through? Yeah, on the original ticket?
I was basically trying to find out what my options
are. Yeah, but see I don't want to have to pay
out of my pocket to return it to you right now
Regardless if I get when I get refunded because
that's gonna take a while for you guys to refund
this to me And now you've already closed the
ticket for the replacement that I wanted. I didn't
ask you to close the ticket You know what is
there is there a way to open up another ticket
and do a replacement because that's what I would
like Since since the refund I have to pay to
get my money back. I don't want to do that So
so what what is it that you're doing now Okay
But now but now here's the But now here here's
my question for you because that ticket was originally
created Well, I called back when I ordered it
a while ago, but that ticket that you just canceled
was created on the 31st now I I only have 30
days Before I can get a refund and this is already
now been Okay, but now is that going to be from
today or is it going to be from Monday when I
originally called Right I understand that but
I also only have until the 16th of this month
So where I can get a refund for this if you guys
are not going to replace my item I understand
that I've already I've already been told five
different times that I'm gonna get an email that
never comes Okay, I've called I ordered this
product on the 17th of October I called on the
21st to notify you guys when I received it that
it was defective I was told to call back in 24
to 72 hours, which I did on the 26th of October
When I called then I was assured that this is
being taken care of So to wait 24 to 72 hours
for an email that never came. When it never came,
I called back on the 31st. On the 31st, I was
told that the previous two times that I called
never were recorded. And because of that, there
was no ticket ever created. Nothing was done.
So I have now gone from the 21st to the 31st.
So you're already talking 10 days. And now today's
the third. And I only have 30 days I only have
30 days to get a refund if you guys are not going
to replace my broken item And by you guys constantly
keep putting me off That's wonderful No, I understand
that but what I'm saying is that now it's gonna
be another 24 to 72 hours So now I have to wait
another, you know, day or three days before I'm
going to get information even though I already
called three days ago. And I only have a limited
amount of time before I can get my money back
for a broken item that you guys sent to me. And
then once that 30 days is gone, I'm out of luck.
According to the person I spoke to on the 31st
The the refund has to come from Mattel not you
guys if it goes past the 30 days Which means
then I have to contact them for it Okay, what
do I have a new ticket number then So it's the
same ticket number, but it now has a different
date on it Okay, so so if you reopened it Okay,
but it but if you reopened it then Shouldn't
it still have because it was created on the 31st
shouldn't it still Be from that date not today's
date today's date just as the reopening time
of it Okay, as long as this ticket number is
gonna work next time I call in because Like I
said, I've already called two previous times
and nobody knows what I'm talking about because
somebody over there didn't record what they were
supposed to Okay, all right, then we'll just
go from there and I'll call back in 24 to 72
hours All right. Well, thank you for your help.
No, that's it Thank you, thank you fuck you Hi
Mike, did you really say that would you are still
on the phone with her? Yes. Yes. I think she
hung up though, but Let's hope she hung up before
oh my god Wow, well that pisses me. I never actually
told her to cancel it Well, I think what she
was saying This is just me trying to analyze
her broken English. Yes. I think what she was
trying to say was Because you requested the refund
She thought oh, well if he's requesting a refund.
There's no reason to have The replacement still
processing. Oh, no. I understand that. And that
makes sense. But I never actually said, OK, go
ahead and cancel that. Yeah. At least I don't
think I did. If I did, then I'll. No, you did.
Well, it's in the recording of Team Bottomless
episode 10 here. So. uh... team of the sorority
or episode ten uh... before you go on your rent
and i know you want to rent about this because
this is fucking stupid uh... i don't know like
i'd catch bits of MOTU and club attorney of news
here and there it's not like it isn't like when
i was doing all the transformers news stuff for
all things transformers where i go to tfw two
thousand five every day so i caught a news item
About MOTU the other day, thank God. About the
Star Sisters? Oh, thank fucking God! They got
moved back from January to February. Okay, I
was honestly not too surprised when I saw that.
Mostly because, I mean, January is a really heavy
month. I mean, that's when they're gonna have...
They're going to have all new Masters stuff.
They're going to have all new Ghostbusters stuff.
They're going to have all new Voltron stuff.
See, the thing is, is that like, you know, Scott
and Ilic, toy gurus, said at San Diego Comic
Con, at Power Con, ThunderCon, at, you know,
all the conventions that Mattel has been to this
year, he said there was going to be um two $30
big lots a $60 big lot and a 40 or I don't know
it was a $30 big big thing two 40s and a 60 right
star sisters is the 60 right it makes it made
absolutely no fucking sense financially for their
subscribers to have that in January right after
Christmas you need to put an item like that out
maybe Inclusion like San Diego comic -con week
or you know like June July August somewhere in
the middle of the year You don't need it right
after fucking Christmas. Just like you don't
put big items on sale You know right before Christmas
well not on sale as in like oh my god This is
only eight dollars for a fucking stupid ass slimeblower
ray figure That's the same fucking thing, but
it's a fucking repaint. You know what I mean.
It's one of those things where I haven't heard,
I haven't read or heard any single Masters fan
say they want the Star Sisters. No one fucking
wants those figures. No, nobody does. Nobody
cares. I know I don't, and I know you don't.
I mean, if it was like Frosta or Glimmer, hell,
even Queen Angela or hell, Harpy or Harpa or
whatever the fuck the Queen of the Harpies name
was. Mike, stop talking. Hunga, Hunga the Harpy,
that's what it is. Mike, I'll be right back.
yeah yes ladies and gentlemen I get on a roll
and I just can't stop sometimes but so anyway
while he's gone well I have a bunch of editing
of dead air to cut out of this episode holy crap
we've been recording for 19 minutes and 44 seconds
and I bet a good 10 minutes of that is is dead
air all right let's see Where's? There he is.
I like it. I likes it a lot. Spoiler! Drag strip.
I'm just playing with my Puggles. Side swipe.
Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright. I'm leaving. Oh,
where the hell are you going? I have to go spend
time with my wife. Oh. Okay, that's fine. And
eat dinner. That's the big thing. Okay. Fat and
hungry. You are watching Optobotamus. Ho! Not
really. I mean, they are, but I mean it's...
I don't know. Yeah, I... It's dogs like chasing...
cats um and oh wait what the hell is that um
and you know it's not like most of the time dogs
don't try to eat cats well no but you know whereas
a bird is a natural enemy of a cat yeah you know
it's you know it's it just depends i i i think
it's gonna it's It's gonna be how he is. Yeah.
So, we'll see. Ooh, you're only 410 away. Oh,
from 30? Yeah. Yeah. It's projected that it'll
happen in the beginning of December. Yeah. So
I take it you didn't burden didn't care for my
idea of her reviewing Swift wind oh I Didn't
even mention it to her. I Don't know. I I don't
she might want to do it. I can I can ask her
I Mean she's she was one of those When she was
young she didn't have a heck of a lot of money
her parents didn't And she always wanted the
original swift win and never was able to get
it herself yeah so now with this new one you
know obviously it looks a lot better than it
did before yeah and she's and she's pretty excited
I told her I said I'm not even gonna let you
see it until I get She -Ra though like I got
I gotta build the perfect She -Ra for you and
then you'll come home and it'll be sitting on
your desk and this I mean I mean It looks nice.
I do like the way it looks. I mean, I just haven't
I personally have a few minor problems with it
Yeah, I mean they're they're always gonna be
with any figures. They're always gonna be problems
with it, but I Think kind of and it might just
be due to tooling or it might be due to the fact
that this was the first horse that they've done
They may fix this you know I mean with Masters
and Mattel. It's the same thing. They'll start
out with you know version one of a figure take
he man for example and then they'll do like two
or three four five six million different reissues
as the line goes along because as they are able
to tool more they'll do like like the the whole
thing with the hidden ankles now instead of showing
you a giant ankle joint they hide that within
the within the insides of of of the leg you know
so yeah who knows You know, hopefully they can
work out something I mean the biggest the biggest
thing is like the body is kind of a hard rigid
kind of plastic. Yep, and uh You know, it's like
you I can I can feel while I'm like I can I can
totally tell that there's like a ball joint inside
there Oh, yeah, but because of the weight but
because the the body where the neck slides into
like I said is oval shaped and It's hard plastic.
You can kind of feel that it wants to move left
and right, but it can't because of the hard plastic.
Yeah. And I'm wondering if, with future retools
and future... you know whether we get arrow or
who are pretty much swift wind or spirit slash
swift wind and arrow are the only two i really
know from the series because i haven't watched
the series in so long i know there were other
horses as well um hopefully with future retools
we can either maybe get a another like a swift
wind 2 .0 where it's swift wind and a spirit
in one because i know that was a few things that
a couple people kind of complained about is if
you remove the wings It's to look like the horse
got shot by a giant bullet hole. But I mean this
version is specifically meant to be Swift Wind.
While people would want a spirit and I understand
that, it's not for that. I think they're just
comparing it more to Battle Cat. still is kind
of pointless because Battle Cat was never that
big. No. So it just kind of depends. Yeah. I
mean and see something like Swift Wind you can't
it's one of those first ever things you really
can't compare it to Battle cat I mean you can
compare some of the articulation to battle cat
maybe like with the tail and all that but I Mean,
this is a brand new sculpt a brand new thing
for them. So I there is no comparison I mean
unless you're gonna you know go get horses from
the Barbie line and compare it against those
you know But no, I mean it looks you know the
the the toy itself looks amazing of course once
you you know build the the perfect sheer thing
with the silver sword and the formation head
and everything else it'll look great we'll see
yep we shall see so you are well you you have
been for a few months now but uh you're officially
hitched to the wagon sir congratulations how
is the party The party was okay. Naturally, there's
drama stuff that happens. Would Bert show up
or something? Not Bert, just issues with my sister
being drunk and my grandma and things of that
nature. Nothing ridiculous. Don't know it's I
don't even know what ended up happening I Mean
I know I know what happened, but I I don't know
what you know what the result was afterwards.
Yeah So any news on on your replacement or refund
of the horrid trap nope Everything so you're
just gonna eat the costs Well, I mean, I've since
taken the thing apart and I fixed it. Yeah. At
this point in time, I don't really care anymore.
They're a piece of shit company. And it just
sucks because that's the only place where we
can get certain things. Yep. So, I don't know.
Yeah. So what else has been going on? Not much
Not much It's just bored Trying to get back it's
funny because I was I was complaining about How
there's so much Stuff that has to happen and
It's a drain on you know I'm just like wasted
and completely tired And then after it's all
said and done, I'm like, oh, this is nice. I
can finally relax. But then after I started relaxing,
I'm like, now I'm bored. So it's weird. I mean,
for all this time, for the past year, you start
getting used to all this running around and all
this craziness. Yeah, doing stuff, getting prepared.
And then all the preparations happen, and the
party happens, the ceremony happens. And then
after that, you're like, Okay, what's next right
exactly and I'm sitting there and I'm I was like
now what do we do? You know, we were she and
I burn and I were sitting downstairs and we were
watching shop on TV and Like what was the last
time that we actually got to sit down and actually?
Enjoy this without it just being in the background
because we'd be down there in the living room
just talking about random things that you know,
we had to do or things that were coming up or
whatever the case may be and We weren't able
to pay attention to anything. So it's like Okay.
Um Well now now now we can actually watch it
in the silence is scary You know, I mean You
know It's just one of those things where, weren't
you guys gonna go on vacation somewhere? No,
we're gonna do that in December. Oh, okay. Because
Vern, she's still teaching. She still has to
go to school. Oh, that's right. We have to plan
our honeymoon around her vacation time. And next
week, is it next week already? Next week is Thanksgiving.
And then in addition to that, it's also my birthday.
Yeah, she gets she gets like maybe a week off
I don't even I don't even think that much she
might get like Wednesday Thursday and Friday
off And then she probably has to be right back
to work on Monday, I'm not sure but I Mean we're
like, well, we can't do it really for Thanksgiving
break, but Why don't we try doing something for
Christmas where she gets like Two and a half
weeks off or something like that. So we're gonna
we're gonna do our honeymoon during that we're
actually planning I think The general plan is
to go up to San Francisco Oh cool, so I've I've
been through there once There's a lot of stuff
that I would like to see up there I would I would
absolutely love being able to go on with the
tour of Alcatraz I don't like boats, so the only
way to get there is by a boat, which kind of
freaks me out. You'll be alright. Yeah, no, I
know. I mean, and it's not too far, but my biggest
fear of being in boats is I'm actually not a
very good swimmer. I can dog paddle, but that's
about it. I don't think if a boat sank that I
would be able to survive by dog paddling. So
that that's that's where my biggest fear comes
from Bern always asked me why don't you like
boats? You know, we should go and do so much.
I'm like I just don't like them I don't I can't
swim very well. So it's like I Used to take Swimming
lessons and swimming classes as a kid and everything
else and I'm not the best swimmer in the world
But I can at least tread water. It's like if
I was you know, if the ship went down You know,
I could tread water for a little while. Do you
know how people can relax and float on the surface?
I can't even do that. See, I love doing that.
I would die. My fat ass would sink to the bottom.
It's a pain in the butt. It sucks. Know that's
just that's just the way that's just the way
it is next way goes so Yeah, I remember I was
on because I was still living here in Kentucky
at the time, but I'd gone back up to Massachusetts
for a vacation when I was 14 and We were at my
aunt's parents house right and they had a they
had a pool You know the traditional three foot
shallow and nine ten foot deep end And I was
a very egotistical 14 -year -old. Yeah. Thought
I could, you know, do everything, take on the
world type of stuff. And somebody let, I believe
it was my cousin Rachel, basically let the skimmer
basically float down to the bottom of the deep
end. Wow. And everybody had just gotten out,
everybody was drying off, ready to go, you know,
we're all getting ready to go home. I was the
only one still, because I've always loved swimming
in just pools. I don't really swim in the ocean,
per se, but I've always loved swimming pools.
And I was the only one still wet. Everybody else
was dry. I'm like, OK, I'll grab it. I threw
my mask on again. And basically, this is the
first time I had ever really Took a dive into
a deep end because I'm more the type of person
that would hang out in the shallow end so I you
know, basically just grabbed every ounce of courage
dove in and Basically swam to the bottom of the
deep end to grab this skimmer. I had to actually
Force myself all the way down there. I felt like
you know two thousand pounds of pressure were
on me at the time I grabbed the thing and I'm
sitting there. I'm almost out of breath and I'm
like Oh my god, I've got to get up here. So then
I just started freaking out because I'm like
I have to get up to the surface I have to get
up to the surface and I just started relaxing
and I just floated up fairly quickly and You
know me at 14. I was probably I don't know 150
maybe I think Something like that. I don't know
but but no it you know that you know that that's
like my huge swimming story the rest of it's
like You know, we would go over to my aunt's
parents' house and have barbecue weekends and
cookout weekends and stuff like that. But I can
see why people would be scared of it. Another
swimming story was my uncle got me drunk at six
years old off a Michelob. You guys got to remember
though, my family, we're all from Massachusetts.
Most of us love fishing, love boating. all this
and all that. And it was my uncle, my grandpa,
my mom, and her boyfriend at the time. We all
go out on the boat to go fishing and, you know,
my uncle was drinking a can of whatever and I
thought it... I don't think I realized at the
time that it was beer. But he basically tricked
me into drinking half a can of Michelob and that's
probably the earliest time that I ever had alcohol
and that's probably one of the reasons why I
don't like alcohol in general by itself. is because
he tricked me into drinking half a can of Meccalo.
How are you doing? Lord. How are you doing? Have
you seen the new Thundercat figures? Yes. What
do you think of them? I like them. I think Bandai
is probably one of the most fucked up toy companies
ever, though. Yeah, that's very true. The pictures
they're showing are obviously... obviously like
very nice pictures you know now the actual figures
that we're gonna get in a store probably not
gonna look like this well they might add detail
they might do this they might do that we don't
know my biggest problem with bandai for thundercats
is specifically thundercats classics they started
out with the eight inch line eight inch lines
unless you have other eight -inch lines, which
I don't think you have any eight -inch toy lines,
the Thundercats don't fit with any collection
at all for the classics. Why does that matter?
You're doing the logic about people wanting to
put their Thundercat figures with their He -Man
figures. No, it's not even that. What I'm saying,
it doesn't matter. It could be, you know, a G1
Optimus Prime that is smaller than anything else.
You know, it doesn't matter what it is. The point
is, is that the 8 -inch line basically towers
over every other... Oh. What the hell was that?
I don't know. That was weird. Oh, okay. The 8
-inch line basically towers over every other
toy line. Now, I could see if, you know, you're
gonna try to put it up to next to 12 inch GI
Joes, that'd be alright. I don't see why that
matters. I really don't. I mean, it's like, I
don't have my Thundercats stuff displayed next
to my Transformers stuff. Well, yeah, I mean,
everybody, you know, segregates their collection
to what lines they have, but... I don't know,
it just didn't... Don't know why they just didn't
start out with a six inch line to begin with.
I mean they did both And the enough for the classics
the class the classics Lionel and tiger are both
eight inches aren't they? The class the classic
for Lionel and tiger. Yes are both eight inches.
That's what I'm that's what I'm talking about
I'm not I'm not talking about the new ones. I'm
not talking about the new show Figures I'm talking
about the classics versions that Bandai is doing
I know what you're talking about, I don't see
why that matters. I don't know. To some people
it does. Why does it matter? There's no logic
to why it matters. Oh, and I gotta say, with
all these Transformers Prime reviews showing
up of all the new figures that are coming out...
You're just changing the subject now. Well, anyway,
so with all these new figures coming out and
all the new listings being posted and everything
else I did go over to BBTS and basically pre
-order the ones that I wanted for Transformers
Prime and then I watched all the video reviews
and I'm like Yeah, I just don't care and I cancelled
all the pre -orders Which which ones did you
pre -order? I pre -ordered Optimus and Bulkhead
or Optimus Optimus Optimus and Bulkhead whatever
no no I think I just pre -ordered the two pack
of that which is Optimus and Bulkhead I had pre
-ordered Megatron and Optimus and I pre -ordered
one that has one of everyone so RC Bumblebee
Starscream and Cliffjumper I just got one of
each because I figure there's no reason to buy
more than two if I'm just going to keep most
of them in robot mode. But after seeing your
video reviews and after seeing Pia's video reviews
and a couple other ones, I was like, yeah, I
like the toys, but I just don't care to collect
them. I don't know what it is. Like I'm getting
out of the toy collecting business. I mean, besides
the fact that I'll be getting Masters next year,
I just, I don't know. It's just not stuff that
I care to have anymore. I don't know why. Oh,
you suck. Sorry. But the Thundercats toys themselves,
and again, you know, Thundercats images that
they're showing us, as you said, they're probably
Photoshopped. They're probably not, you know,
like, okay, take Warfare Cybertron Soundwave.
The Photoshopped images of him looked amazing.
Then we got a dull blue toy You know, you know
one thing that I'm actually looking at here now,
I don't know if this is I'm actually one of the
biggest complaints about the classic Lionel figure
was that the the six inch or the eight the classic
figure I'm sorry. So the eight inch version had
Like pegs and joints and stuff that were colored
wrong. Yeah. Like down in his ankle, for example.
Right. Instead of having blue painted ankle joints
or whatever, the joint connectors were actually
the color of his skin tone. So it really kind
of threw the look off when you're looking at
a blue boot and he had like a skin tone dot.
Oh, yeah. You know, one thing I'm noticing on
the classic, they're reissuing the classic Lionel
with like an open mouth where he's yelling or
something. Right. The colors of the joints look
like they match where they're supposed to. So
that actually is interesting. That's probably
because of the fact that everybody was complaining
about the paint not matching on the 8 -inch versions.
And they're like, well, let's scale them down
to 6, and we'll fully paint them. The 6 -inch
ones also have that problem. Oh, did it? Yeah.
I mean, I'm looking at the Lionel. I'm getting
ready to do this 6 -inch Lionel review. And he's
got, like, black. His joint pegs are all black.
Wow, that's weird. Yeah, so I mean it's it's
not something that was just exclusive to that
but then I'm even looking because they have they've
unveiled the new six -inch fingers as well which
is Chitara and Tigra and looking at their pegs
their pegs look like they match the skin around
them so That's actually, that's actually kind
of cool. I hope that that's something that does
carry through because I I really did not want
to have to ever buy the 4 -inch figures. I really
wanted the the thunder tank so I bought the thunder
tank and then I was like well I can't have the
fucking thunder tank without anybody riding it.
That's just stupid. So then I ended up having
to buy every single one of the 4 -inch figures.
And the 4 -inch figures just... They suck. Yeah,
I mean, they're not all terrible, but it's like,
you know, Chitara and the cats, um, the Watsons,
the Hiley cats, you know what I mean. They're
terrible. Panther, you know, everybody else is
fine, with the exception of those three. Yeah,
you know the thing about like Below six inches
in toys those to me with the exception of maybe
the Star Wars stuff the Four inch lines or the
three and a quarter inch lines those to me are
for you know as a child's play thing Six inches
and above is for collectors Yeah, I agree with
that Probably should reward that because that
sounds so wrong But yeah, but yeah, I mean it
I Mean I I don't know I Don't know I just I just
don't I was never very happy with the fact that
You know, we didn't know what we were gonna get
in the future with that. So it's like Well, I
bought the six -inch figures, you know, and I
was like, well, you know, that'd be nice if they
made all the, all the other ones, but we don't
know if they are, because we don't know how well
this toy line's doing, and we don't know what,
you know, how, how it's gonna work with anything
else. Let's see. And it says, uh, oh, wait, what's
this? In our previous interview, it was revealed
that Wiley Kitten cat... Being planned as a two
-pack for the current animated series six inch
line so Apparently they are planning to do them
all in six inch. I just You know, I just I just
want them to actually do it and I don't know
I don't know how are these toys selling at all?
For the new series toys. They're not they're
not really selling at the Toys R Us that I see
in there the Toys R Us by my house They're there.
They're just sitting there on the pegs, but You
know they might be selling you know somewhere
else fairly well. Yeah now I you know Ever since
1983 1984 or hell even 1982 with GI Joe You know
cartoons and toy lines have always gone together,
you know most cartoons for the good majority
of cartoons There are some that tell a story
most of them tell a story, but most of cartoons
are toy commercials well, you know, yeah living
living toy commercials and Nowadays, I really
hate that because the companies that run the
shows are Dependent on the toy company selling
the toys, which is stupid Now, granted, the last
three episodes of, well, I like the verbal episode,
but the last two episodes of Thundercats were
just horrendous. I mean, you know, giant elephants
in the room, and he hit me with a piece of pipa!
Right, yeah. It's just like, oh my, like, paper?
Really? It's, it's, you know, I don't remember,
this guy on Twitter, what is his name? His name
is... Dr. Ed foot dot on Twitter says that I've
been bashing the the new thundercat stuff, you
know It's I I really like the series. I I've
made no secret really that I like the toys that
There are weaknesses in the toy line But you
know for the most part I'm enjoying what we're
getting from them. I think they can improve it,
but you know, whatever now the series itself
annoys me because every single filler episode,
and I've sat down and I've re -watched the entire
series up to this date. Every single filler episode
is basically a lesson in teaching Lionel to be
patient and not to run in without thinking about
things first. Every single episode. The argument
is like well, this is a kid show when I was watching
kids shows when I was a kid each different episode
Had a different lesson. There was a different
lesson to be learned. I mean you you can even
go I mean what one of the most obvious ones is
Silverhawks a little PSA is at the end of the
episode in terms of a little question with the
copper kid, so You know in GI Joe no one is half
the battle There are messages in these, you know,
there's lessons to be learned. Lion O, like I
said, every single filler episode has been Lion
O having to learn to be patient and learn not
to, you know, have a head of steam and running
the things without thinking about shit first.
And that's every single filler episode that we've
gotten so far. Every one of them. Yep. That's
the part that annoys me. Oh yeah, I agree. I
understand that. And I understand that this episode
here is... The series of episodes is part of
a little story arc where they're traveling to
find the gemstones that came out of Mumrah's
sword thing. Or not a sword. Yeah, it was a shield.
Yeah, it was a shield. So they're trying to find
these. And I understand that but... It's like
they have they have all this filler bullshit
and then like the last two minutes of the episode
Focus on their main objective Which is we got
to find this where where's this? Where's this
gem at? Why can't we find it said that it was
here? Okay You're you're you're gonna waste 20
minutes. I mean cuz these shows are what like
22 minutes long You're gonna waste 20 minutes
Just bullshitting with elephants that can't remember
shit I mean, seriously. It's terrible. Yeah,
it is. And that's what's gonna kill the series.
Nobody's gonna wanna watch it if they're constantly
force feeding us the same bullshit message over
and over again. I understood that Lionel was
a hothead after that very first episode when
he's going around. It was, what was it, the third
episode of the series? Or the season when...
When they were, he was fighting, he was doing
the whole Moby Dick thing. Yep. That was like
the third episode. The third episode was a filler
episode. Are you fucking kidding? It's lame.
And, you know, I mean, it was, you know, learn
to be patient, Lionel. And, snarf, snarf, you
stupid snarf. I mean, come on. Well, Snarf in
this series isn't as bad as Snarf in the old
series. I like Snarf in the old series. I don't
particularly like what they did. They took Snarf.
Snarf was Lionel's best friend. Now they relegated
him to being a pet. Which, you know, I mean in
the first series he had, you know, sentience
and he was going around and he, you know... And
I'm not saying that the new version of Snarf
doesn't have that, but he's a pet in this. Yeah.
It's like me taking you and, you know, all of
a sudden and then making you a dog. That'd be
one fat dog. That would be a fat dog. But I mean,
the point is, you can't take something that has
a personality and completely... I mean, the new
Snarf has a personnel, I shouldn't say that,
but it's just, there's a huge difference between
the two characters. And I don't particularly
like it. And honestly, in the same respect, I
probably shouldn't be too critical of Snarf,
because I don't like how Panthor is... Panthro,
not Panthor. I keep doing that. Don't like how
everybody keeps doing that. No, I don't particularly
like How he is depicted in this series as well?
Although I appreciate the difference between
them. So I should have I guess I shouldn't be
too critical of snarls, right? I Don't know.
I mean cuz you're taking you're taking Well,
you know that there are elements of pan throw
that are still from the old series apparent in
the new series. I just don't like the fact that
he's this big general in the new series. See,
that's the difference though. See, that's where
the old series and the new series extremely differ.
In the original series, and everybody knows this,
but I'm going to say it anyway because I'm making
a point. The original series you had, you know,
Thundera slash Krypton blowing up and everybody
leaving. Right. right they crash land on earth
they're put into suspensions cat subs suspension
capsules during space flight why no grows up
in size but he hasn't grown up in maturity right
so the point of the cats in the original series
was they were all to teach him a certain lesson
tiger was to teach in this panther was to teach
in this which are was to teach in porn poses
you know and the kids Screw the kids because
it was actually in turn supposed to teach them
stuff So in this series you have it set already
on third earth thunder is a city and it's a completely
different different way, so It I think I mentioned
this a couple episodes ago in team bottom of
sorority hour. It's almost like this show is
like The Greeks versus the Romans but with cats
and other species. Yeah, I mean that's really
what this is Taking the original characters and
reimagining them into a completely different
thing and It's it's not bad. I like it. I don't
mind that aspect but you know I still would prefer
just if you could modernize it without going
completely in a different direction. I mean,
Tigra and Lionel are brothers in this? That's
so weird. And I can see what they're doing with
this because the story that they have created,
I'm sure we're going to find out eventually that
there was a whole Thor thing that happened with
Loki and you know Loki is or Tigra is basically
Loki in in this new Thundercats universe where
it's it's to me it's apparent that um what the
fuck's his dad's name Claudus um Claudus yeah
yeah is uh you know he somehow rescued Tigra
whose original father is Tigris Yeah, and you
know I mean it you know raised them as his own
son. I mean it's like I said It's Thor and Loki,
but in thundercat form So I mean I see what they're
doing with it. I don't mind it, but it's it's
it's a completely different thing It's not you
know I mean at least with transformers. There's
some consistency You know Continuities that you
have going on yeah, so With this one, it's just
a completely different thing. Yeah, it is. It's
bad. I mean, I'm not, I mean, it sounds like
I'm trashing it. I enjoy the series. Right. I
really didn't think I would because I still to
this day, I don't like the animation on it. Yeah.
That's just, that's just me. I don't like anime
style and that's, and people were like, well,
then you must not have liked 24 Hours because
that was anime style. This is a completely different
type of anime. I mean, anime back then didn't
look as Asian, which I guess that sounds rude,
but I mean, it's a different, it's a completely
different style. You know, 80s anime looks different
than the 21st century version of anime. So, you
know, I don't care for it too much, but the story,
the main story, I actually enjoyed. All the filler
stuff. I don't care about at all. That's my main
issue is that you know the verbose That was a
nice episode to have thrown in there. I Could
handle that but again my biggest problem with
that whole thing was that it came after a six
-week hiatus Which is not is not the thundercat
fault. There is not that this shows producer
fault. It comes from character network. So I
Have I have you know, I don't mind that so much
but Then they'll follow it up with two episodes
that just totally suck. Yeah, I mean, it's like,
you know, I get that they're making this huge
journey and huge search to find these other stones.
Right. And they're moving across third earth,
going to different villages and different forests
and different, you know, whatever. But it's like,
really? You couldn't just like fast forward this.
Couple episodes and just you know get to the
good stuff already cuz I honestly the last epic
battle Good episode we had was legacy episode
7. Well, I I really liked the um The drifter
in the duelist. Oh, yeah, that was pretty good.
I actually I actually really liked that episode.
I was very surprised Because that that kind of
is a filler episode as well And again, it's the
whole thing about teaching patience. But it was
done in a much better way, I thought. I really
liked the drifter in it. I really thought he
was a really cool character that I really do
hope that we see later on in the series. But
I don't know. I don't know. I'm just annoyed.
With some of it, but the toys I I've never really
made it a secret that I I don't or that that
I like the toys I mean I oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, and it even says um I'm reading on
here says the same can be set with these post
screws on the back blah blah blah black pins
matching the color blah blah blah Collector displaying
the figures under front of things like this they
have fixed um they have fixed it It has a fix
for this. Orange colored pins, screw tabs, etc.
Been looked into for Tigra, Chitar, and future
reed issues. And it says, we have taken measures
on our 6 inch line. So that's very cool. I'm
very happy about that. I really do. I'm very
happy about having the figures. My argument with,
you know, the eight inch, you know, it's too
big. I keep my figures, you know, segregated.
And I don't, I never understood the whole rationale
where people wanted to display their thundercat
figures with key man. That's really the biggest
thing. You know, other people have reviewed these
figures and have compared them. to the classic
He -Man figures. I don't know why they do. It
makes no sense to me, because honestly, the toys
were not produced by the same company back in
the 80s. The show was not produced by the same
company back in the 80s. It had similarities,
but fuck. Every show back then had similarities.
I mean, it was a cookie -cutter type of a thing.
So that's what they cast, you know, one thing
was successful, so another company came along,
they did something else with something different.
But it was the same general scheme. I'm waiting
for the FedEx man to get here. What the fuck
are you FedExing? Do what? Oh, I'm waiting for
the FedEx man to get here. Oh. Yeah. What are
you expecting now? I'm expecting the World Wrestling
Federation... Championship belts from the Attitude
era with Stone Cold and The Rock and all that.
Oh, cool. Got me one of those suckers coming.
Yeah, so I mean, I never understood why people
have this fixation on, you know, putting just
because they aired around the same time. Well,
that's fucking stupid. You don't put your G .I.
Joes with them, which G .I. Joes are three inch
figures. You know, you don't put those with your
He -Man. So why would you do it with thundercats?
You know, if fucking thundercats were like four
inch toys. Or maybe five, maybe five inch, I
don't know. But, you know, you don't put that
with them. I don't know. Some people probably
do, I don't know. It doesn't bother me that much,
though, in terms of the price. I don't really
care. And the thing is, with the size reduction,
hopefully there will be a price reduction. Well,
yeah, I mean the the eight inch figures are the
most expensive I Don't even remember how much
they are but they're the most expensive and then
the six inch ones are a little bit cheaper and
then the four inch ones are a little bit cheaper
even still but Some of the four inch ones I think
should be a whole lot cheaper like for example
the Wiley's I don't know why those are those
are like eight bucks. I don't know why They don't
do anything. They're the same price as all the
other things that have a lot more articulation.
Yeah Oh What are you gonna do? I'm hungry now.
I haven't ate my lunch yet You're like Tommy
Call me after you're done eating lunch. Oh, knock
it off. Okay, right there. I said after you're
done eating lunch. You haven't even eaten lunch
yet. That was my fault if you haven't eaten lunch.
I thought it was something half -waist or import.
So I was like, well, I'll call. What the fuck
do you want, boo? All right. So that's going
to do it for this episode of Team Bottomless
Variety Hour. Yeah, he snuck this in there. He
didn't tell me that he was doing it. but i i
mean i knew you were i mean eventually after
a little while i realized we weren't just talking
oh wow i didn't know that corey burton did the
voice for joga and tigus yeah that's weird i
didn't know that now you know knowing is half
the battle we'll see you next time on team bottomless
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