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Phineas and Ferb Season 3 Recap

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Hello, discerning podcast listeners. This is
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Radio Network. Great! Googly moogly. I know what
you mean, Ferb. It does seem like more than 104
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Network. I am one of your hosts, TF2, and Mike.
Joining me, as always, P. Concord Michael. Hello.
Hey, how's it going? It's going. Sometimes I
wish it would stop. Today is the 84th day of
summer. And that means that it is time for us
to get back to the talking about Phineas and
Ferb season three. This is the final time for
season three as we have 20 days left of this
podcast. So Michael, are you ready to jump on
the rollercoaster of a ride? That is the podcast
organization without a cool acronym. Heck yeah.
Heck yeah. And as I said, folks, this is the
recap show. Recap shows include top 10 lists
of our favorite episodes with honorable mentions
and favorite songs with honorable mentions We
were also going to do favorite moments and care.
We can still do fit We can do favorite characters
off the top of our head. Well, they're all our
favorite moments. Come on now, right? Exactly.
I don't know man Some of them scores and season
go back and listen to some of those episodes
some of those low scores we gave we We might
be kind of petty, but you know we were analyzing
the damn things Yeah, I don't I don't know. I
don't think I've given anything lower than a
two. We haven't like hated anything I mean, I
really dislike things with that like yeah hatred
yeah, no, this is not the girl who loved power
glide or Galvatron in a mental institution Webworld,
that's what it is. This isn't Webworld. And I
actually like Webworld. Anyway, Carnage in C
Minor is the best episode of Transformers Generation
1 Season 3. Anyway. Moving right along. He can't
follow me down that path because he knows I'm
wrong. I've forgotten most of those things. You
really don't remember Carnage in C Minor? Allegro!
They're all singing. That's the worst there really
shouldn't be musical episodes of anything in
my opinion. Oh, wow Yeah, well, okay, then I
guess I could cancer cancel our plans to do a
high school musical podcast Just cancel myself
Podcast that'll be out in a couple of months
something about What was it? It was to do with
Power Rangers, and it was something about the
White Ranger, and all of a sudden I just hear,
and I'm gonna leave the, I haven't even, this
episode will be out in months, it'll be out in
June, but this episode that we're doing now for
this show will be out soon. It's one of those
things where I'm going to leave the audible silence
in because you can hear the gear, the broken
down gears twisting in my brain. Oh crap. I just
said something that, and then my buddy who was
with me on the podcast, Jesse, goes, you're canceled.
So yes, we are going to start with our top 10.
Favorite Phineas and Ferb Season 3 episodes right
after this. We talk. Hello, Julie, what the heck
are you doing? Trying to make our spot sound
more exciting by adding explosions. Yeah, I'm
pretty sure you could have got the point across
with sound effects, not the real thing. Car,
car. Download the show on iTunes or if simplisticreviews
.blogspot .com. I'm sure your insurance company
will cover that. No, they won't. No, they probably
won't. Going to the opera house. What? What?
Come on Perry, sing along. Wait, wait, what are
you doing? Alright folks, our top 10 Phineas
and Ferb episodes from Season 3. These are our
favorites, obviously. Before we get to the actual
countdown though, we're gonna give some honorable
mentions. We will just go back and forth, I guess,
between these, or you can do all yours, I can
do all mine, whatever. I don't know, I have no
real plan here. So what is how many honorable
mentions do you have for episodes? I have four
and they're all Where's Perry? What? So, you
know, well, this is awful, but Where's Perry
is an hour long. It's it's not just like a double
episode. It's two double episodes. It's a movie.
And, you know, I liked it a lot. I gave it a
five, but I can't rank it as an episode. You
know, I'll rank it as a movie. I'll hold it up
next to the second dimension movie and, you know,
compare those two, but I can't in good conscience,
you know, put it on the list of top 10. Okay.
So that's all your honorable mentions? Yeah,
I mean honestly, it should be number one on the
list, but that would be unfair to all the single
episodes that were awesome. They were awesome
without being an entire movie. Right. I have
three. Okay, the only reason why I have three
is because as I was going through trying to figure
out which ones I Really really dug which ones
I kind of want to revisit to see if something
from what we originally said when we did the
episode Versus how I feel now if any of that
changed, but I have three Perry the octopus.
Oh Okay, which is the one where Perry was doing
all these things and and all that. Okay, welcome
to Totally Tools. Now, where is that contest
-winning platypus of yours? Oh, oh, will you
look at him. Oh, and he sits up too. Who says
they don't do much? Brilliant! But sitting up
isn't enough. He has to say... Totally Tools.
I know you're gonna say sacrilege on this, but
I firmly believe that outside of... Chronicles
of Meep. Outside of Chronicles of Meep. Uh -huh.
Meatless in Seattle and Meet Me in St. Louis,
which Meet Me in St. Louis was never made. The
advertisements are better than the episode, but
I do still enjoy Meatless in Seattle, so that's
why it gets an honorable mention. A long time
ago in a studio in Burbank, California, a ragtag
group of animators made a fake trailer for a
meep sequel they never intended to make. Unfortunately,
everyone wanted to see that episode, so the animators
were forced to write it and incorporate all these
seemingly unrelated scenes. Aren't you a little
young to save the universe? Yes. Yes, I am. I
want your hat on my desk! Maloney! Colin! What?
Jeremy's going to be there? Meep! I guess the
joke was on them. We now present Meep -less in
Seattle. Okay. I've got you now Perry the Platypus.
This is the most sophisticated trap I have ever
invented. In fact, it's so escape -proof that
I couldn't get that guy out. And Blackout was
just fun, but it wasn't enough for me to say
it's good enough to make the tie. Like, this
would be number 11 for me, Blackout, which is
obviously the one where they're all in the dark
and we don't know what Phineas and Ferb are doing
and Doof and Schmerz is going around town with
his bloodshot eyes and all of that. That was
a good one, yeah. Yes, yes it was. Alright Michael,
what is your number 10 top Phineas and Ferb episode
from Season 3? Number 10 is Tri -State Treasure,
The Boot of Secrets. Yes, the boot scrapers were
renowned for their elaborate spiral staircases.
If that Dorkum and Wesley boot scraper still
exists, we'll find it down here. Not if I, Weathington
Dubois, have anything to say about it. Oh, you're
gonna go all Nick Cage on us, are you? Well,
Nick Cage. I gave this one a four, but... It's
got Tim Curry. Mm -hmm. Tim Curry's awesome.
And not only do you have Tim Curry, but you have
a Richard O 'Brien and a Tim Curry reunion of
sorts You know, the only thing missing here is
the Barry Bostwick. Yes Now grandpa's off somewhere
doing something else. Yeah, he should have he
should have been there He's like walking in and
say oh hello, you know Yeah. And then, you know,
you really want to add to that. You have both
grandpas, because the other grandpa is Malcolm
McDowell. Malcolm McDowell. Yeah, he's Ferb's
grandpa. And then Barry Bostwick is Phineas and
Candice's grandpa. Yeah, but I was gonna say
he wasn't in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. No,
but he still has one of those voices that fits
into Tim Curry and all of that. Oh, they would
all get it. Yeah, absolutely. I'm sure. Yes.
All right. My number 10 is going to be controversial
because I had a really uncomfortable time editing
the episode where we reviewed this one because
you and I were so separated on it. I only put
it at number 10 because I want to bring more
attention to it and I want to have a conversation
about it because I watched it again and I see
where you were coming from with it. But at the
same time, I see it in a way where I think they're
trying to show that regardless of the way the
episode played out. You're going to say Bully
Bromance Breakup, aren't you? Of course. Bully
Bromance Breakup is my number 10. How did you
find me? Let's just say the initials are G, P,
and S. Next. A pack of tough gum and this cheese
grater. What is the cheese grater for? You'll
see. 486, paper or plastic? Plastic. Pay the
man propel ahead. That is it! I can put up with
noogies, wedgies, wet willies, and even the fact
that you apparently placed a tracking device
on or inside my person, but I will not tolerate
your ignorant decision to take plastic over paper.
From this moment on, I am no longer your ne -
Here's the thing, I watched it again and I agree
with you, they should not be romanticizing bullying.
and, you know, being a nerd and all that and
everything else. I agree with that part. However,
if you look at the way Buford and Baljeet are
with each other and around the group for the
last three seasons, when they're by themselves,
they do kind of the bully nerd thing, but they
are also friends. They are also best friends.
I mean, they're It might be a toxic thing for
them to be best friends, and that's not... No,
I'm serious. It might be. I'm just saying, it
might be, but at the core of it though, underneath
it all, I really think they are more friends
than enemies. Who would have thought that after
all these years, all I needed to take over the
Tri -State area was a grammar school goon, a
ham -handed half -pint, a knee -high dare -do
-well. Pint -sized Palooka. Pushy preemie wesson.
Are you done? No, I got one more. A pipsqueak
pugilist. Okay, now I'm done. Because if a bully
is your enemy, and I don't know about your history,
but I can speak to this because I was bullied
as a kid. If a bully is my enemy, I'm not gonna
go to an old folk home and sing a song with him.
We are so far apart I have got to get him back
somehow There is a bully sized hole A bully sized
hole A bully sized hole in my heart Who will
I give nuggies? You know what I mean? Like, that's
the thing. If Buford and Baljeet were really,
truly bully and nerd in the basis form of those
terms, they would avoid each other at all costs.
Yet every single episode for the past three seasons,
they're always together at some point. There
may be moments, like in Bully Bromance Breakup,
where they go their separate ways. There may
be moments where they're mad at each other. And
that's true. Buford is the bully archetype character.
Baljeet is the nerd archetype character. However,
their symbiosis is friendship more than anything
else. I just watched Good King Buford, Good King
Wenceslas from the family Christmas episode.
This is not going to be in the list anywhere.
I don't think it shows up. And they're singing
in that and having fun, and Baljeet's like, Buford,
why are you changing the words? Well, because
I want it to be all about me. And when Buford
is talking about taking presents from nerds or
taking candy from nerds, he's not, yes, he is
being a bully, and that is wrong. I'm not saying
bullying is not wrong. I am saying Buford's bullying
is projected at every other kid other than Baljeet.
Yes, he does bully Baljeet at times. Yes. But
there are times where Baljeet gets his comeuppance
because there was one time where Baljeet got
to give Buford a wedgie and he's like I myself
am so down. I am in the basement. Buford! As
much as I'd like a tearful reunion, we gotta
get off this mountain pronto! Why? Let's just
say if you want a neck like mine, you gotta start
lifting y 'all. Before any of us move, I have
got one last thing to do. Well, hey! I feel much
better. Do not you? Wow! I had no idea that was
so uncomfortable. I am so sorry. It's been great
sharing this bonding moment with you two, but
we need to get off this crumbling mountain now!
Grab hold of something! Do you ever get used
to this? Nope! I am totally gonna wash my hands
after this. Twice. Wooden and I know it's cartoon.
I know it's make -believe and I know I'm putting
more thought into this that probably needs to
be Yeah, I just like the episode because it shows
their Friendship in a way that I think is healthy
for them. I See, I still don't think it's healthy.
I don't think it's right to put Beljeet's Stockholm
syndrome under a spotlight and glorify it Anyway,
let's move on my number nine is A real boy. Ah
yes, I'll talk about that later. I love this
one. I like it when Norm sings in general. I'm
a lonely orphan robot. Just a scrap metal tower.
A misfired piston. Run on squirrel power. Don't
give my battery flattery What I want is more
gray battery A brain, some veins, it's a pottery
I got a squirrel on a treadmill where my heart
should be If I was real, I could really emote
Instead of shorting out whenever he sits on the
remote I want a dad, someone I can call pop Someone
to take me out for moldeds at the soda shop Someone
to take me on a fishing trip or teach me how
to ride a bike Who'll pat me on the head and
ask me, how you doing tyke? How you doing tyke?
Oh I'm fine, all things considered Wanna be a
real boy but I don't wanna sound embittered But
thanks for asking. Seriously. Norm gets at least
two spots on my best songs list. And we get Love
Muffin. So it's pretty spectacular all around.
And when I say I'll talk about that one later,
I mean when I talk about the songs. Yeah, you're
right. The episode in general is very, very good.
My number nine is Road Trip. Ferb, Candice is
right. We didn't get a chance to stop at a classic
all -American roadside truck stop diner. You
know, the jukeboxes, the sassy waitresses, the
little bowl of mints by the cash register. Too
bad you can't build one. I mean, it's got Droopy
and his wife. I mean, come on, how can you not
like that episode? We're training characters
for the whim. But it also, you know, it's them
going on a road trip. It's doof trying to find
I Don't know what he's doing, but he's trying
to find some sort of oh, he's transporting his
boom juice. That's what it is Hot flaming cacti
That's not good doof but the reason why I love
this this most of all is also gonna be apparent
in the songs list because The notes the no -stop
truck stop has one of the best songs in the best
scenes I think of this of the season. Yeah, because
how often do you see a truck stop diner? With
five course meals in cartoon shows not very often
deliberately, right? But I thought that was I
liked I liked it. It's catchy It's a little too
country for me. You just prefer that rock and
roll a little more, don't you? As we will see
later in my songs list, yes. Yes. Alright, what
is your number eight? Sipping with the enemy.
I know you. Didn't I see you flying off my dad's
roof? You're gonna have to be more specific.
I fly off so many roofs. Really? Nah, just the
one. Of course I remember you. You're Vanessa
Doofenshmirtz. And you're Monty Monogram. That's
right. Should we even be seen in the same room
together? I mean, you know, our dads being sworn
enemies and all. What can I get for you two?
Cappuccino with chocolate powder on top and a
ginger scone, please. And two straws, no doubt.
Okay, putting aside the fact that our fathers
are sworn enemies, wanna have those cappuccinos
together? Sure, sounds cool. Number eight? Really?
Number eight. Well, you know, there were some
really good episodes in here. And although this
did have a lot of Vanessa, it also had a lot
of Seth Green. Oh, come on, Ma. OK, you got to
separate your feelings for the actual person
with the character. He's playing a character.
It's like Christian Slater's voice. You hear
it and you kind of cringe a little and you don't
like the episode anymore. You know, behind the
scenes here, folks, I was almost going to make
all 10 songs that are in Delivery of Destiny
my songs list. Just to piss Michael off. 30 -second
snippets of song about what Christian Slater's
currently doing. It just takes you out of the
action, and you can't enjoy it anymore. But,
you know, we don't apologize for Vanessa here.
Mm -hmm. Oh, there's that delivery truck now.
Yeah Paul's outside my door Hello Amazon Prime
mm -hmm. It's the transformer It's not prime
day. What's your number eight? Number eight would
be minor monogram Carl Did I ever tell you you're
like the son I never had? Really, sir? Yes, it's
because you're so unlike the son that I did have.
And here he is. Come on over here, Monty. Dad,
come on. You know it's embarrassing when you
brag about me by belittling others. Right, sorry.
Agent P, you remember my son? Yeah, good to see
you, Agent P. Monty here just graduated from
his WACA. the high school without a cool acronym.
Yes, I hope to follow in my father's footsteps
and join you in the battle against evil. You
know, son, I've been meaning to tell you something.
Sure, dad, shoot. Well, as you know, my father
was in the agency and what you don't know is
that he pressured me into following in his footsteps.
But I always wanted to be an acrobat. So that
explains - Yes, the constant acrobatic lessons
you've been given since birth. You, Monty Monogram,
don't have to give up my dream of becoming an
acrobat. You can be anything you want to be.
But Dad, I want to fight evil. What? After all
that money we spent on acrobat training? I never
asked for that. Sir, I'll become an acrobat if
it'll make you proud of me. Really? I love that
they introduced Monty and I love Regardless that
like I like Seth Green and certain things. I
don't have as much Enemy of the state feelings
towards him as you do but I like the character
because he's so different from his dad yes, so
different from major monogram and I just, I like
that episode and how it played out and I thought
it was fun. Okay. Yep. Number seven for you,
sir. Tristone area. What? No, I gave them a five
for creativity. They got through an entire episode
with like little to no English, but you could
still understand not only what's going on, but
appreciate, you know, what they were trying to
do. And at the songs they managed to translate
get you get you goo in the caveman and it works
right and it works it was a I I like the more
creative episodes as we'll see but They they
tried for something different here and they I
think they knocked it out of the park Absolutely
My number seven is this is your backstory Perry
the platypus over here hurry crazy the show's
about to start ladies and gentlemen Someone in
our studio audience has a date with history So
come on up because this is your backstory Heinz
Stufenschmerz Let's give him a big round of applause
Tonight we explore the life of a true evil genius
and find out just what makes him dick But how
I'm glad you asked not a clip show you like clip
shows to you. Hey, this is the only clip show
What are you talking about another clip show
Arama? Well, it's not in my top 10 list, but
this is because this is This is continuity here.
This is this is do finuity is what it is because
escape my disdain for clip shows though Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, luckily I don't have a as big
of a disdain of if the clip show is done well,
which this is your backstory was done well and
Phineas's birthday clip around was done well
too, but that ending was a little flat to me.
But anyway, I'm gonna talk, but this is like
we everything I've said in the past 83 episodes
of this podcast. How did Doofenshmirtz come over
here from Jerusalem? Why does he still have to
go there for his driver's license? You've already
said maybe he's illegal or maybe he got, maybe
he married Charlene for status or we actually
get to see how he got to America. Like you don't
have that continuity in just any normal Doofenshmirtz
episode. You have to do it as a clip show that
takes you throughout his entire life. Well, I
mean, he literally gives you backstory in almost
every monologue and almost every episode. Just
this one, it's animated. They show it to you.
Mm -hmm. Eh. Number six for you, sir? Harry the
octopus. Okay, welcome to Totally Tools. Now,
where is the contest -winning platypus of yours?
Oh, oh, will you look at him? Oh, and he sits
up too. Who says they don't do much? Brilliant!
But sitting up isn't enough. He has to say, totally
tools. I got nothing. What do you guys think?
How about a hat? Brilliant! Ferb, I know what
we're gonna do today. We're gonna put a hat on
Perry. Hang on a minute, wait, go back to...
Brilliant! Nothing says totally tools like a
platypus and a fedora. Boys, he's got a lot of
work to do. Get busy. Come on, sir. Those boys
are brilliant! Sir, your 10 -30 balloon is here.
Brilliant! So I like this one, not just because
they do weird things with Perry, but because
of the cameos. I mean, you've got Richard Kind
in here. Richard Kind has a very particular voice.
Dietrich Bader is in here and not as much, you
know, but he's got a very particular voice. I
love his voice. George Takei, I think, opened
his mouth once and I missed it. Right. Didn't
quite catch it, but he was in here. We have just
a metric but ton of cameo. And we all know how
much you love your metric cut but tons of time.
I love I love tons of butts Yeah, I like big
butts and I cannot lie Mm -hmm. You other brothers
can't deny. Uh -huh. All right sir Mike's a lot
My number six is run Candace run Chocolate chip
cookie, they're freshly baked Get your bids in
soon. We don't expect this place to last long.
So just because I missed a few payments, you're
selling my building? Where am I supposed to get
that much money on short notice? I'm sorry, Mr.
Doof Schmid, those are the terms of your loan.
The name is Doof and Schmertz, like in Doof and
Schmertz? Now what? Oh, it's you. I'm sorry,
Perry the Platypus, I'm going to have to take
a rain check. You see, I'm having a bit of a
financial crisis and I'm afraid I won't have
time for our evil scheme today. Again? Really?
Yeah, oh yeah. Number one, I love the song Yeah,
I do like the song the song almost made my top
ten. Mm -hmm. The song is is awesome number two
Doof is in crisis and he won't call his ex -wife
like everybody is telling him to do so number
three we get continuity and background for the
Johnson family because Well, Annabelle is the
long -lost daughter blah blah blah blah blah,
but still, you know, it doesn't you know And
Doof, he goes out of his layer apartment, because
it's an apartment building. There are other apartments
in that building. He just has the whatever. So
he goes out, puts his pants on his head, and
comes back in like a wacky neighbor. And they're
like, oh, interesting neighbors. That's going
to make our life even. He can't do a damn thing.
Get rid of these people to make his building
unsellable everything he does makes them want
to buy it more. That's right Yeah, that was weird.
Yes, honestly just the sheer fact that Candice
because of the faulty running shoes because of
the prototypes She does everything wrong in this
episode up until the very end When she reunites
little Annabelle with the rest of the Johnson
family and even grandma says She's a keeper,
Jeremy. Like, the fact that she's gotten in good
with the whole Johnson family within the span
of an entire episode after being basically just
ostracized by it. Like, the complete 183 -60
turn she does. Yeah, so good. Number five for
you, sir. The Remains of the Platypus. Interesting.
I know you did like this one, but I really enjoy
the backward -style storytelling. Mm -hmm like
momento. I You know momento was I thought was
an awesome movie. Did you ever see it? I forget
And I still never have oh my gosh, you should
have gone and saw it. It was It's a really interesting
kind of like What's what am I thinking it's almost
like a mystery Mm -hmm where you start off at
the end and you're like what the heck happened
here and then they work their way back to the
beginning and It was again different take on
the storytelling they were they were really taking
chances here and I liked it a lot Yeah, I think
for me it's one of those things where I have
read IDW Publishing's Transformers more than
meets the eye we have about five years worth
of content over inside the pullback covering
that entire IDW universe. And every time they
would do, every time James Roberts would do a
jump back and forth in time, I don't like it
in comics. And I definitely don't like it in
visual media either. So it's not just Phineas.
It's not just this episode of Phineas and Forever.
I don't like it in. I don't like it when it's
done in anything. I don't remember Roberts ever
doing like a memento style, but he jumps back
in time. All the time. It's like pretty much
anything night beats in is well, right? No, no,
no, that's that's fine when I'm saying there
was something in one of the issues where they're
like, they're doing this exact same thing. 17
cycles before five cycles. They did. He did do
one of these things. Yeah. Yes. George Takei
was the positive reinforcement machine in. In
period after post and he said briefly in that
episode. Yeah, I completely missed it. I didn't
catch his voice. Yeah He's got a very distinct
voice to distinct Oh my oh my Well, so now that
all the Phineas and firm fans know that we are
huge comic and transformer geeks we can move
on. Yes number five for me is The Drusselstein
this is I'm calling it this because this is what
I called the file name The Druselstein DMV episode,
the Dunkleberry Imperative. The driving test.
But there must be some mistake. Your instructor
will meet you out back next. Hold my hand for
the platypus. I'm scared. Looking for books at
my dad's place. Why are you singing that? It's
just something we do. Hey, Swanky. It's all like
science in here. Yeah, my dad's kind of an amateur
inventor. I think I saw some books over here.
Oh, here we go. We can just put his other stuff
anywhere. What's the name of the book again?
Uh, Disappearing Objects, a Scientific Investigation.
Disappearing Objects? You mean like socks? Like
roller coasters, building to the moon, stampeding
cows, stuff like that just disappears. Does that
happen often? Oh, you would not believe. I just...
I love the fact that you have Baby as the voice
of the, you know, next. You know, the driving
test course cashier lady. Yeah. You know, I love
that. I love the song. Yeah. Oh, I forgot about
that. Neat. Yep. I love it. Exactly. I love the
song. I love the fact that this is probably I
mean, I know Doof is afraid of a lot of stuff,
but like this is like sheer terror for him. The
driving test? Yeah. You know, I think it was
more sheer terror for Perry. Well, yes. He was
like white knuckling it the entire time. Yeah.
Yeah. You've never seen him look scared. Like,
holy crap, I might I might actually be physically
maimed here. And he's got this look on his face
like this is this is a terrible idea. I regret
this immediately. Mm hmm. What is your number
four, sir? Number four is Excalifurb. Really?
Yeah, I gave this one five for Lord of the Rings
and the 80s band that played the battle song
at the end. That's right. of Monty Python references
yep and you know you've got Lord of the Rings
you got Monty Python you've got 80s hair metal
all the things you hate I just cuz I didn't get
exposed to it because I was too young at the
time doesn't mean I hate Monty Python I don't
hate Lord of the Rings I just have no interest
and I love 80s hair metal what the fuck are you
talking about I love rock sugar you leave me
alone The biggest thing you're forgetting is
Yeah, the biggest thing you're forgetting is
this is also Arthurian legend and I love Arthurian
legend lady of the puddle Yes, it is we're getting
into this weird Storytelling thing where they're
like, you know what? We're not gonna sit in the
backyard this time. We're gonna go to An alternate,
you know elsewhere's world with completely different
characters who are the same as our characters
and tell a different type of story and You know,
you just end up Luckily with a kaiju battle in
the end. Yep, and he's gonna get up again My
number four is Do for plus oh Really you liked
it that much. Oh, yeah, I love do for plus I
think we need to try something a little more
found yeah, no exotic Well hello Perry the platypus
over here now here look look a little more this
way What do you think, huh? I've joined you in
the genus Ornithorhynchus! That's right, I am...
A Platypus! Yeah, hang on, let me turn off the
dramatic lighting. How did this come to be? Well,
I'll tell you since you didn't ask. After years
of being bested by you in battle, I decided to
fight fire with fire. And in both cases, fire
means platypus. And with just means with. It
was simple! The best way to beat a Platypus was
to become a Platypus! That way, our skills would
be evenly matched. So, after a couple of promising
experiments and some intricate designs, I finally
created the Platypinator! He's trying to level
the playing field, and I think they bond more
than they fight. Yes, they do fight, but... I
don't know if they need any more bonding. I mean,
literally, they're... They don't want to admit
it. I don't think either one of them admit it,
but they're very close. They're very good friends.
They spend every day with each other. Yes, but
Peter the Panda is a better friend to do than
Perry is. Maybe what episode it was where Perry
knocks the door in and he's like, oh, hey, I'm
not doing anything evil today. I'm just jazzercising.
Come over here and jazzercise with me. And that
would be dance, baby. And they just dance. That's
maybe that's maybe yeah, and I I Liked that I
it's not on the list, right? But right it's stuff
like that. They're not they're not mortal enemies,
you know, they're not it's kind of like the the
I hate to say this. It's kind of like the argument
you made about the Yeah, where they're friends,
but they're also kind of nemesises, you know,
whereas I don't I don't get the Don't get the
same vibe here as I do from Beljeet and Buford.
I mean, it's nice that they're that they're close.
I mean and Like Vanessa even she's like she looks
at Perry and it's like it's uncle Perry, you
know She sees him more as a close family friend
then then her father's nemesis Yeah, no, absolutely.
Yeah You know and that's gonna tie into something
later for me as well What is your number three,
sir? The Temple of Wachadoon. So the markings
on this annuit should lead us to the Lost Temple
of Wachadoon. You and your Indiana Jones love.
Exactly. I give it a five for Indiana Jones references.
And it's a really busy episode, but it's so clever.
It's just so well written. Ohio Flynn and Rhode
Island Fletcher. It was clever. I you know, honestly
if I tried to write something like that People
would be like it's derivative crap, you know,
but they do it. It's like, oh, yeah, this is
brilliant. I Would have liked to have seen a
double episode That would have been cool Especially
if you know, they actually did the best Indian
Jones movie ever which is last for sale But they
again Doing something different with the characters.
They they they go back into a period piece and
I don't know. Let's say my mid 1940s surprised
a part of the Nazis Yep, speaking of doing something
different my number three is something you've
already talked about because I truly believe
it is something different because It's not him
being evil. It's not him trying to take over
the tri -state. Well, he's trying to take over
the tri -state area, but in a really, really
whacked out way. But mainly it's because... Just
described every episode. No, no, no. No, no,
no. There have been evil things that he has tried
to do. This is not... I'm sorry. I mean, technically,
yes, Starbucks is evil, but my number three is
sipping with the anime because I love Monty and
Vanessa together, and I love how Perry has to
distract. It's a cool scene. Yeah. Yeah, it's
a very cool scene I love I love the the the opposite
attract thing of when he does finally fire up
It's so awesome that we ran into each other Can
you imagine the look on both our dad's faces
if they saw us here together? I'm surprised your
dad hasn't put some kind of spy camera on you.
Yeah, where's your dad's date ruin anator? So
this is a date. Well, isn't it? Maybe. Do you
usually have coffee with your dad's sworn enemy's
daughters? No, just girls whose roofs I've flown
off of. Oh, see, now I feel special. Yeah, I
don't just fly off any roof, you know. Of course
not. I've got standards. There's gotta be a building
shaped like a... like a... An Easter Island head?
Oh my gosh, exactly. What is that all about?
I have no idea. Hold that thought. This needs
more milk. Perry? Is that you? Listen, Perry,
I'd really appreciate it if you didn't let my
dad know that I'm here with the son of a sworn
enemy. This is going pretty well, and I wouldn't
want him to spoil it. Can you help me? His innator,
where you see all the cool, hip, Seattle -type
people, and then they're all turned into nerds
from the 80s. And it's like, oh, OK. And then,
obviously, the twist at the end is that Lawrence
and Linda become, you know, Seattle coffee drunkers.
But yeah, I absolutely love sipping with the
enemy it was damn close to being my number one
because I Really really like like we've been
saying for the last 83 episodes now 84 with this
one Yeah, anytime we get more Stuff with Vanessa.
It's a good amazing awesome episode, right? Usually
Mean if she's there for like half a second and
she doesn't say anything There but you know,
it's nice when she cameos it's nicer when she's
there and she has speaking lines. It's awesome
when she sings Exactly. Yeah What is your number
two, sir? The dougalberry imperative Wow, apparently
I like this one better than you did but I really
really like that driving test song. In this circumstance
back home. It's exactly the opposite I'm doofy
schmutz. Do you attest that you take this driving
test of your own free will? Yes, you may go.
Oh wait wait. I'm not ready. Let let me slack
myself up Just a few breathing exercises, then
I'll go okay, right? We have a choker! Turn,
yield, halt, if you fail you know who's at fault
Our vehicular assault either do or say Who's
hosting driving test boards? Gas! Chip! Brake!
Drinking coffee's a big Nip! Stay! Try not to
plunge into the lake When you're doing that cool,
soul -sting -diving test vault! I'm okay! Use
the hands when you steer her Then check in the
mirror What you see may be nearer Don't lay on
the horn! See the traffic come passing Pedestrians
crossing Never drive when you're passing You
wish you were mine! Belt yourself Only made to
protect Your health Need your friends all your
heart I think I did okay! Yeah, the driving to
the song is amazing. It's a waltz. But yeah,
I like that a lot. It's like the episode. I like
how they took the they took it out of the tri
-state area. They put it in a different environment.
You know, they interact with different people.
And oddly, it's some people that you kind of
recognize, but. They again, doing something different,
and it turned out nice with that driving test.
I love that we have a choker. They always gonna
use the goats cuz you know you can't have your
ghost turning will counterclockwise and clockwise
at the same time You need a differential in between
that's right All right my number two It's delivery
of destiny The band Love Handle will play it
your job. You snuck your way right into my heart.
That's impossible. I work on a truck. He keeps
two hands firmly on the wheel. Ten and two, or
nine and three. He signals when he's changing
lanes. He's a Justin Mir... I got a complaint
from City Hall. They haven't got their package
yet. Sorry, Dad. I had a delay, but I'm on my
way. He's on his way. Yeah, yeah. He's on his
way. There's a dweeb in the crosswalk. Good thing
we stopped in time. He's into his computers.
Yeah, he's into sci -fi. He's into sci -fi. For
your information, it's not sci -fi. It's speculative
fiction. Doofenshmirtz. I just delivered a package
to Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I just needed a box.
My cat loves to play with them. Are they with
you? Yes. Yes they are. So guys, like I was saying,
I'm not sure if I'm totally fulfilled as a delivery
guy. There's a whole world of things to do out
there. There's a whole world of things to do
out there. Look at those kids. Look at those
kids. Hey, we know them. Hey, Phineas. Hey, Ferb.
Hey, guys. And you guys. What is it you really
want? We're hungry and we want to eat. Fine.
We're hungry and we want to eat. But I have customers
waiting. I need barbecue. Why don't you use the
elevator? Got a song for that? Actually, we do.
We just climbed up 65 flights. Sliding down a
tube, yeah, sliding down a tube. Sliding, sliding
down a tube. I have the tools right here. Well,
what good are they to him here? Poor Agent B's.
He's just a platypus trapped in a cage, wearing
a tiny hat, a little fedora. A platypus in a
fedora. Evil scientist in a weird -looking building
intent on juicing City Hall Hey, you know that
guy I've seen your friend It took you long enough
All of our other agents are busy out in the field
if only there was a way to get these tools to
H &P Yeah, before doofenshmirtz juices City Hall
in seven minutes Hightail just happens to have
a seven -minute delivery. I can get those tools
to your friend. I've never used it, but here's
the 2374. Sign at the bottom here. Here's a pen.
Initial this on page two. Put those tools in
here. I've got the regulation box. And you keep
pink copy. Blue copy's mine. Good luck, young
man. We could use someone like him at the agency.
Carl, why don't we have a soundtrack plan? Schedule's
got to wait, Cat. I have special delivery to
make. could not get into that episode I just
I just I love that episode because it's it's
got more love handle in one episode than the
entire series maybe so you know I mean I love
that I think that's cool it's also one of those
episodes where at the heart of it it's exploring
a guy and wanting to you know see his station
in life and make sure he's comfortable with it
and figure out what he's meant to do kind of
thing. So it's kind of like this hidden, you
know, message sort of. But yeah, I just found
it kind of depressing, depressing. It's like,
yeah, it's like I I'm not sure that. Well, how
should I put it? And to go back to your point,
love handles in it. They they sing tiny snippets
of songs that are mostly other songs that they've
sang with words that are changed to describe
this guy's day and And you know, i'd rather listen
to love handle sing a love handle song Like in
his entirety like all all minute and a half two
minutes of it then to hear, you know 30 or 10
15 20 seconds of of a snippet of this guy's carrying
his coffee down the street yay you know it's
like beth it's not a song yes but i mean come
on kitty in a box kitty in a box is a good song
just sounds dirty and and and then the whole
irony of the whole thing the elevator's fixed
you got a song for that yep we just walked up
65 flights you know Yeah, see I didn't like it
that my favorite episode drum roll, please This
is our both of our number one favorite episodes
of Phineas and Ferb season three What is your
number one sir number one is me plus in Seattle
Oh, yeah, I think it's a double episode with
meep. They always get fives A long time ago in
a studio in Burbank, California, a ragtag group
of animators made a fake trailer for a meep sequel
they never intended to make. Unfortunately, everyone
wanted to see that episode, so the animators
were forced to write it and incorporate all these
seemingly unrelated scenes. Aren't you a little
young to save the universe? Yes. Yes, I am. I
want your hat on my desk! Maloney! Colin! What?
Jeremy's going to be there? Meep! I guess the
joke was on them. We now present Meep -less in
Seattle. Is it the best episode of the season?
Well, no, maybe. I don't know. It probably is,
but it's a sequel to an earlier beloved episode,
an earlier beloved double episode. Yes, but this
is it as good as the original maybe not but it's
uh, it's pretty good. I Liked it This is kind
of like me trying and I will defend it until
the day I die because I do feel it is superior
to the first film This is like me trying to defend
either of these two sequels Against their originals
and people are like you're crazy Meeples in Seattle
to me is basically The Neverending Story 2 and
Caddyshack 2 to everybody else. Whereas I love
Caddyshack 2 and Neverending Story 2 and no one
likes those at all half the time because just
because Rodney Dangerfield's in the first movie,
whatever. But yeah, no, I was I do enjoy Me Placency.
I'm not enough to make it number one. These are
two movies that I did not know had sequels. So
this is serious. Seriously, you do not know that
that never never new story actually has two sequels
It has to end it was never new story never necessary
to the next chapter and the never ending story
three something I never saw the third one, but
the second one I actually saw in like at some
Free period in in middle school or something
or whatever kindergarten. I forget and caddyshack
2 Oh, man, that has one of the best Kenny Logan
songs of all time. They went back to the Kenny
Loggins well. Hey now, you leave nobody's fool
alone. Anyway, that's funny. Yeah Well, like
I said, I like me plus and you are right it is
number one worthy in general but it was not gonna
be number one worthy for me because it just Those
advertisement no, it made my honorable mentions.
Oh, yeah. No, it did made my honorable mentions
You know those besides Chronicles of me the other
two The advertisements were better than like
trying to get all those clips into an actual
episode and make it story. I mean, I applaud
them for trying and they did a decent job with
me plus in Seattle, but like the whole scene
where she's like, what? Jeremy's going to be
there. It made more sense in the, in the trailer
than it did in, in the actual episode. Yeah.
My number one can talk, make a phone file, try
stone area. Oh really? Oh yeah! See now when
I gave it seven you were like really and I'm
like, yeah I thought I thought that was more
of a knock it on maybe it shouldn't have been
in the list at all I'm like why isn't this your
number two? Yeah, it was really well done I just
enjoy it I love try stone area because you know
The whole language thing and they don't really
tell you until the end and whatever You understand,
like you said, you understand the staples of
Phineas and Ferb within the language. And then
there's Doof. Roger lives over here. I'm over
here. You know, you know, and it just gets worse
and worse and worse for Doof, especially when
the elephant doesn't run away. The elephant just
turns around and basically horn hooks him. Poor
dude. Tri -Stone area. Alright, those are our
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and it is time for our top ten favorite Phineas
and Ferb season three songs we have only listed
songs that appeared originally in season three
so there is no Gitchy Gitchy Goo there is no
um Perry theme song kick your way right into
your heart or you know whatever there's none
of that because that's in season one and season
two There's no Paris. I mean the Paris song is
great. We already know that there's no point
in putting it in another like this is specific
to season 3 of songs and we have a Well, I have
a bunch of honorable mentions. I don't know how
many you have but I Three. Okay, you have three.
What are your three honorable mentions for songs?
My first one is weaponry. Okay norm has a song
Norm already has a song on the list. So I pulled
this one out to make room for other songs. Half
a Day Together. It's a fun pop song. It's and
it's and it's pleasant in that it kind of shows
Phineas and Ferb and Perry kind of enjoying themselves
out of the park. Right. Which is something you
don't normally get to do. I mean, Perry normally
goes off to fight Doof so you don't get to see
him. actually participate in the, you know, the
shenanigans. Right. And thirdly, I like living
with monkeys. Oh, I forgot about that one. Oh,
with monkeys. Yeah, I love it. I love the song.
I just forgot to. I just. Because again, we were
discussing off -air about leaving Where's Perry
out of the thing. So I didn't even look at Where's
Perry for the songs because we were leaving the
episode. I looked at every other episode's song
list to make up my list except Where's Perry
because we were avoiding that because of the
episode movie thing. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't
realize. No, no, it's fine. I've got two on my
list. For me I have a lot of them. I'm just gonna
list them. I I'll say maybe one or two things,
but I'm not gonna big honkin hole in my heart
Just love that. The driving test song. I love
that. Running from love in a bear suit. I love
that song. That almost made my list. Candice's
non -reaction. It's when she's like, I'm just
going to sit here and watch my stories. Yep,
yep, yep. Resist the urge to move. Red Candice
Run. It's probably on your list, isn't it? Because
that was one of your favorite episodes. Yep.
Yep. It is. It's on my list somewhere. That's
a good song. Yeah, it is. These two are just
kind of silly, because one, you're like, that's
not really a song. But it is. Monogram raps this
old man. I thought that was funny. Again, these
are honorable mentions. They're not actually
making... Well, neither is. He's major monogram.
sits behind the screen like yeah however the
last each song though at least yeah the last
ones I will I will mention whale mingo I love
the whale mingo song I don't like Buford singing
for the most part but it is a nice song yeah
it's kind of an entrancing song when platypi
fight this is from doofus when platypi fight
I love that song And then I'm going to mention
one now, and then I'll mention the last one.
This one was actually cut, but we watched it
before the recording of the podcast. This is
your backstory. I actually wish it was a song
that was put in the show somewhere. That would
have been cool in that one episode. And then
the final one I'll mention, because again, it's
another rock type song. Be a squirrel. It's when
they're trying to train the squirrels to be undomesticated
again. I didn't like that episode. Of course
you didn't. Okay, so let's get into the actual
list. Let's get into the actual list. This is
where the good quote stuff comes in. Getting
into the ditty gritty. Number ten, what do you
got? I like Get Down from Sci -Fi Pie Fly. What's
up with that? Listen, Stacey! Mayday! No bus!
No blow up in face! Thanks! Well, now that you've
put it crazy, back to my stories. Take in a me
day Non -react And that's the one that you said
where it's for sister urge to move No, it's okay.
Don't get up stay on the couch. I'm like, that's
totally me I'm just gonna lie here on the couch
and not do anything today My number ten is the
ballads of Paul from delivery of destiny So instead
of putting all ten songs from delivery of destiny
as my countdown I put them as all one number
for number 10. So all of the Love Handle songs
that are in delivery of Destiny is my number
10. The band Love Handle will play it your job.
You snuck your way right into my heart. That's
impossible! I work on a truck. He keeps two hands
firmly on the wheel. Ten and two, or nine and
three. He signals when he's changing lanes. He's
a Justin Mirror so he can't see He's driving
safe He's a safe driver He's driving safe He's
a safe driver Hello? I got a complaint from City
Hall They haven't got their package yet Sorry
Dad I had a delay but I'm on my way He's on his
way information, it's not sci -fi, it's speculative
fiction. Are they with you? Yes, yes they are.
So guys, like I was saying, I'm not sure if I'm
totally fulfilled as a delivery guy. There's
a whole world of things to do out there. Hey,
Phineas. Hey, Ferb. Hey, guys. And you guys.
What is it you really want? Fine. But I have
customers waiting. I need barbecue. Why don't
you use the elevator? Got a song for that? Actually,
we do. We just climbed up 65 flights. Slide it
down a tube, yeah, slide it down a tube. Slide
it, slide it down a tube. I have the tools right
here. Well, what good are they to him here? Poor
Agent P's. He's just a platypus trapped in a
cage, wearing a tiny hat, a little fedora. A
platypus and a fedora. Trapped by an evil scientist.
In a weird looking building. Intent on juicing
City Hall. I've seen your friend. It took you
long enough. All of our other agents are busy
out in the field. If only there was a way to
get these tools to Agent P. Yeah, before Doofenshmirtz
juices City Hall in seven minutes. Seven minutes.
Hightail just happens to have a seven -minute
delivery. I can get those tools to your friend.
I've never used it, but here's the 2374. Sign
at the bottom here. Here's a pen. Initial this
on page two. Sign on the bottom. Put those tools
in here. I've got the regulation box. Regulation
box. And... You keep Pink Copy, Blue Copy's mine!
Good luck, young man. We could use someone like
him at the agency. Carl, why don't we have a
soundtrack plan? Schedule's gotta wait, Dad.
I have a special delivery to make. What is your
number nine sir on the Savannah from where's
Perry Really? Does that banana have international
coverage? All right, everyone load up. We are
going on a safari And I feel And this, everyone,
is the Uncharted Gorge. They call it Hajulikani
Wadi. That's beautiful. What's it mean? Uncharted
Gorge. Wow, they really nailed that name. Yeah,
it's like a... It's like they're channeling Lion
King, and I really like Lion King. Yeah, I really
like that one. And again, it's like, Honest Savannah
and Living with Monkeys are, you know, I had
to put them side by side and go, wow, which one
do I like better? And Honest Savannah made it
to the list. It made it way in the back of the
list, but it made it on the list. Number nine
for me is a little bit of home on the road. Is
that... music? What?! Hey Candice, welcome to
the no -stop truck stop. It's like a little bit
of home on the road. Phineas, my last peaceful
hours of vacation, and you built this? More coffee,
miss? This is - Miss, I'd like the breakfast
special. Honestly, you can't close your eyes
for one second around you, boys. Hash browns
are fruit. Hash browns. You're having fruit.
Oh. You are so busted. Hey, some orange juice
over here. Yeah, hold your horses. I mean, it's
fat enough in our own backyard, but at least
that's stationary. Do the eggs southwest have
bacon in them? For a bacon in the southwest?
There's bacon. Is the bacon good? It's bacon.
OK, then I'll take it. I'm not getting any younger
here. Enjoy the view while you're slurping homemade
stew. And when you're finished, you can sit and
chat. Our juke plays latest hits from 1966. We
may not know where we're going, but we sure know
where it's at. There's chicken pot steak and
devil's food cake as we whirl through another
zip code. Is that from the road trip? From road
trip. This is when they're doing the whole truck
stop thing. Yeah. That is a cool song. Again,
a little bit country for my taste. I spent 25
years in Kentucky with the first two of them
thinking that's all they had in Kentucky was
country music. I didn't change the radio station
until 1995 to realize that they had other music.
Anyway, number eight, what do you got? Number
eight is the Drusselstein driver's test waltz.
Oh, yes. Yep, from the Ducal Berry Imperative.
Thanks for coming along, Perioplathus. You know,
having you around just makes me feel, you know,
safer. In this circumstance. Back home, it's
exactly the opposite. Kind doofy schmutz, do
you attest that you take this driving test of
your own free will? Yes! You may go! Oh, wait,
wait. I'm not ready. Let me slack myself up.
Just a few breathing exercises, then I'll go.
Okay, Ray? We have a chonker! Stay! Try not to
plunge into the lake! When you're doing that,
do those things! Diving test vaults! I'm okay!
Use the hands when you steer her Then check in
the mirror What you see may be nearer Don't lay
on the horn! See the traffic abossing Pedestrians
crossing Never drive when you're crossing You
wish you were mine! Belt yourself Only made to
protect Your health Need your friends all your
heart! It's it's it's a really good song It's
like it might be it might be the same guy that
sings it but he's got this kind of German accent
while he's doing it. And it's fun. It's really
fun. Absolutely. All right, my number eight is
With a Dart. I'm blurry and drowsy but ballotry
beckons Though I'll probably lose consciousness
in 17 seconds Don't know my location I'm not
sure that I care But I think I'm in a jungle
and I'm covered in hair If you want to know why,
please refer to the chart I've been shot in the
butt with a dart I've been shot in the - I got
shot in the butt with a dart. It's a whole Doof
song after he gets shot in the butt with a dart
and he gets orange hair. It's when Candice turned
herself into an orangutan when Mrs. Johnson hunts
her down like, you know, a guy. Yeah. Kind of
thing. Yeah. I just I love Doof singing that.
It's just hilarious. OK. I've got a better Doof
song on the list, so I'll give it a try. What
is your number seven, sir? Number 7 is deep into
your mind from the monster from the id episode.
Ah, yes. Just because it sounds like Alice Cooper.
by squirrels or a little girl with curls? Do
you fear them number seven? Does a zebra call
I'm not saying that the singer sounds like Alice
Cooper. If he sneered a little bit more, it might
be more Alice -y. But the song itself is very
welcome to my nightmare. There you go. I'm going
to pretend it's an Alice Cooper song. There you
go. Number seven for me is Funhaus. So, where's
this fun house? Candice cleaned the whole thing
up before you could see it. You cleaned the whole
thing up before I could see it? Yes. Well, that
seems unlikely Yes, yes, it does house. This
is the one where they put the fun house in the
house uh -huh and They're singing and singing
and singing and fun house and Dave you might
be in the Navy and at the very end of it in order
Song at the end of it the reason why I mean I
would have put it higher But I have other songs
that I that I think are a little bit better.
I do love this song but At the end of it Candice
goes through and eats all of the fun house and
they basically do the entire song in reverse
I almost should have made that number one because
that's really unique in at least two a cartoon
song. Yeah. Yeah What is your number six? Sir,
number six is I want to be a real boy from the
real boy episode I'm a lonely orphan robot just
a scrap metal tower a Misfired piston run on
squirrel power titanium toy don't give my battery
flattery what I want is more green battery I
got a squirrel on a treadmill where my heart
should be if I was real I could really emote
instead of shorting out whenever he sits on the
remote I want a dad someone I can call pop someone
to take me out for moldeds at the soda shop someone
to take me on a fishing trip or teach me how
to ride a bike who'll pat me on the head and
ask me how you doing tyke oh I'm fine all things
considered wanna be a real boy but I don't want
to sound embittered for asking seriously yes
I will talk about that later oh oh it's higher
on your list oh yes Norm gets to sing and it's
a rap and it's the best really good I really
like it a lot yeah it's very fun and I love his
backup singers there's a lot of backup singers
in this season it's so good yeah so good my number
six is You're going on the tour de Ferb. I got
the wind in my hair, I got the bugs in my teeth,
my wheels are spinning. I got the road underneath,
it's a competent It was schedule okay there aren't
I mean I'm sure if we need to find if I need
to go and look at the Phineas and Ferb wiki which
I usually do anyway I'm sure I could find a lot
of Ferb songs for this season but this to me
is season 3's version of backyard beach even
though Ferb isn't singing this whereas he was
singing that right this is about him this is
about the bike thing that kind of thing and I
just kind of dug it number five for you epic
monster battle from ex -galafurb of course it's
the 80s kaiju rock song Do you hate the Cucumber?
What, had a light lunch? It's an epic monster
battle Shall the awesome monster horn For an
evil wizard of the dragon foot And the Unowheel
Scorpio Beggar's gonna look good Crashing turns
to quiet And calm sweeps through the land The
battle's been decided But who had the upper hand?
But look! Our hero rises from the smoke. Our
glory has been regained. The cheer goes up among
our army. But the other guy gets up again! Now
for truth, the battle's over, and evil's reign
is done. Our hero stands triumphant. No, no,
wait, I was wrong! He's up again! I feel reasonably
sure it's over this time. What do you guys think?
Oh, wait! He's up again! From the top of another
hill, a figure appears, a shaft of light shining
off his auburn hair. It was Carl, the red -headed
paladin from the land of Eternians. Carl, now
you're just getting ridiculous. Of course it
is. I just like it. And the whole episode was
like an homage to the Princess Brides, and you
can't... and Monty Python and everything. You
can't go wrong there. I guess. Yeah, I liked
it a lot. It's too bad under the giant didn't
just go all WWF on all those people. Because
he's better. Exactly. It would have been much
better. Probably would have been problems with
securing the rights from his estate. But yeah,
probably would have been worth trying. We. Was
he dead by the time the movie came out? No, yeah
Wait a minute, but he's in the movie. Oh Are
we talking about Princess Bride? Yeah, sorry.
Oh, no, he died shortly after the Princess Bride.
Okay, that's what I thought I'm like, how can
you die? That's the epic monster battle No, no,
what I was saying was it's a damn shame that
during the filming of Princess Bride that he
didn't go all WWF on everybody on the crew to
start body slamming people in that movie because
it would have made that movie so much better.
Honestly, at that point in his life, he was so
crippled he couldn't he could he couldn't lift
the girl off the ground. There's a scene where
he actually catches her and they had to like
suspend her so that he could like put his arms
under her to make it look like he caught her.
Right. He would have crumpled. Yeah, I do remember
that now. I'm so sorry for being so insensitive.
Number five for me. This is a cheat. I'm just
going to admit this is an absolute cheat, but
it always I should just say all of them from
season, all of the unique ones from season three.
But the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated song.
Specifically because this is in season 3 and
this is not in anywhere else Doofenshmirtz's
vacation condo just that little jingle. I loved
I thought that was so I always love how they
change wherever he is And I was not expecting
doof to have a vacation condo. I mean Charlene
must be paying him a lot in alimony She funds
all of his evil ventures Yes, yes, she does.
What is your number four, sir? Number four is
with these blueprints from further up the blueprints.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh It's a it's it's an epic song.
Are they doing anything yet? No, but we did find
this blueprint Hey, I know what we're gonna do
today We're gonna watch golf on television. What?
Okay, we gotta jumpstart these guys. With these
blueprints, we can make a mighty tower. With
these blueprints, we can mold a chocolate ball.
With these blueprints, we can forge enormous
yo -yos. With these prints, we can build anything
at all. We've got blueprints. Glorious blueprints
They give us endless potentialities We could
build an Android port You'd buy bionic hearts
for Valentine's Or giant dogs with artificial
fleas Because we've got blueprints Glorious blueprints
They make the things we dream reality We can
build your powered water wings But catapult with
massive springs And practically anything you
see We've got one prince, two princes Nothing
we can do I mean, everybody sings, everybody
gets a turn, and it's presented almost like a
musical. It's not just your regular like, oh,
we got one person and they're singing about,
you know, something. It's like everybody. joins
in and they're in harmony and playing off each
other. And it's it's a really cool song. Yeah,
it is. I actually originally had it at number
eight and then I moved things around and it didn't
make my list. I do I do love the song. It didn't
make the list. What? Oh, my gosh. No, no, no.
All right. Number four for me. Run, Candice,
run. Well, I think I'll leave these adorable
little ragamuffins in your capable hands, Candice.
I'm afraid I have to be elsewhere. Me too. Run,
Candice, run Run, Candice, run Run, Candice,
run Run, Candice, run I like again you talk about
a unique sound a unique song to the thing and
I I will freely admit I have been very anti Candace
in season 3 because There were some of her plots
where it was just like this is Candace overload
Like I need some do for I need symphony isn't
firm. I need something other than teenage girl
issues Yeah But you know when she sings it's
nice like living with monkeys. Yeah, it's an
awesome song. Yeah But run Candice run. I love
the the the sped up part in the middle of it
I thought that was really really cool because
it shows as she's speeding up and the song speeds
up. I thought that was cool What is your number
three, sir? Evil for extra credit Look at me
now, I got a new vocation You heard it here first,
cause I'm the one who said it Yeah, I'm evil
He's evil I'm evil for extra credit Extra credit.
That's right, I'm evil for extra credit. Tell
him all about it, girls. He'll do anything for
the credit. You know I will. He's an evil jack
of all trades. I'd do it all. You a badass and
he's got it insane. I got a full deck, ladies.
Looks so good in leather and chains. You heard
it here first, cause I'm the one who said it.
Really? Yeah, Carl rocks out. Carl unveils his
evil side as well as his black leather jacket.
Yeah. I liked it. And again, you know, I I lean
toward that that, you know, rock heavy metal
side. Mm hmm. Oh, I'll lead towards that closer
to my number one because number three for me.
It's all about the norm rap with real boy. Like
I said earlier, I love the backup singers Yeah,
I love the fact that norm raps and just the way
that the voice actor does the rap I thought it
was really really cool. So I just dig real boy.
Yeah, it's a good one number two for you is what
sir Speaking of songs with backup singers. Mm
-hmm lies from let's bounce That's right, yep.
You see, Perry the Platypus? Lies are the glue
that holds society together. People lie about
their mileage. They lie about the weather. They
lie to spare each other's feelings. They lie
to stay in bed. They lie to feel important about
all the books that they've read. You look good
in that hat. I don't think you have too many
cats. Lies! Your hair looks nice when it's up
like that. Lies, lies, lies, lies! Oh dear, the
house looks great. Lies! You haven't put on any
weight. Lies! Oh, I thought you said eight. Lies,
lies, lies, lies! People say that it's alright.
They're only trying to be polite. But even though
they're little and white, they're lies! Do you
hear that high note? That was the A above middle
C. Not too shabby. Doof speaks truth to power.
He's like... Lies keep you together, kids. Let
me tell you how this works. You know, it's probably
not the best role model, you know, to be teaching
small children on the Disney Channel. But it's
it's a funny song. And, you know, I like it when
Doof sings. Yeah, my number two is because it
is the best moment they have so far to the point
in this series. I don't know what happens. I
don't remember what happens in season four with
songs for these two. But my number two is Frenemies.
Oh, really? Yeah. It's probably the single best
song that Buford and Baljeet do together out
of the entire series. Yeah. Well, yeah. And there's
a reason for that. It's because Buford should
sing. You leave his voice actor alone I don't
have to put up with this. I'm part of the greatest
generation. What are we going to do? Phineas
wants us to stall we got to think of something
Wait a minute. I got an idea Rain Boy! Ship!
Oh Nana, I'm sorry we ruined the festival. Ruined?
Ha! That was the best time we've had since they
cancelled Three Bean Salad Tuesdays. The floor
show was fantastic. Really? The ending was a
bit out there, but trust me, they had us at sock
puppets. Form a line, people! Form a line! Alright,
folks. Go ahead, go ahead. Number one! No, say
your spiel. It was just derogatory against Buford.
It's not that his voice actor can't sing. It's
just that Buford's voice is not the most musical.
There we go. That's a nice way to put it. But
when you combine it with Baljeet's, which is
even less musical unless he's angry and wants
to rock out. Yeah, Baljeet can sing though. Yeah,
but I gotta say I find Baljeet singing more annoying
than Buford sometimes Give me an a but I hear
that in my sleep. Yeah, give me a great is great
Yeah, that's that's great. That's great because
Baljeet is angry and he's not thinking about
it He's in the moment Baljeet is all look at
cranius maximus He nearly destroys the earth
because he wants to remove the atmosphere and
put it on the moon. I mean Baljeet's the evil
one here. It's not Dr. Doofenshmirtz. It's Baljeet.
He's clearly evil. Yeah. Exactly. He's clearly
evil. So anyway. Alright, rumble please. But
what is your number one song for Phineas and
Ferb season three? Let It Snow. From the Christmas
festival. What? Yeah. Isabella is a powerful
force and she sings Let It Snow. the music like
this little number let it And I love that song.
Yeah, this might be the only version of let us
know that I like because to me Let it snow comes
across a little rapey Wait a minute do we need
to now have the baby it's cold outside discussion.
Oh Okay, that's it. The baby is cold outside
is the rapey one. I'm sorry. Yeah, let us know
is not rapey at all It's a beautiful song. Isabella
delivers it powerfully. I had a manly tear coming
down my eye, down my cheek when I heard this.
The actual Christmas song where everybody sings
in the Christmas special is really nice, too.
Yeah. Yeah. My number one. Yes. The Way of the
Platypus. Oh, that's a good song. Yeah, you gotta
rock out with the way of the platypus. fan of
that episode in general? I mean, I liked it a
lot, but it wasn't like one of my top 10. Yeah,
no. I mean, the episode it comes from is not
the greatest, but that song is amazing. Yeah.
All right. We are going to take another quick
break. We're going to come back with something,
some sort of favorite moments from season three
or we'll talk favorite characters or something
after this. I could really emote Instead of shorting
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for Maldives at the soda shop Someone to take
me on a fishing trip or teach me how to ride
a bike Who'll pat me on the head and ask me,
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are back, and Michael put together his least
favorite episodes list. I did not do this. I
said to you off air a couple weeks ago that I
think the negatives that we've pointed out in
the various episode reviews of each of these
cartoons, that that was more than enough to...
You know show the negatives and I really wanted
to be positive about this But since you went
ahead and made a least favorite episode list.
Oh crap What was that as I'm trying to put the
air fresh? But you went ahead and did make a
least favorite episode list, how many do you
have just a few you know, I just made like a
top five that I As I was going through the episodes.
I was like god. I really hated that one meatloaf
surprise written poorly by and for Jamie Oliver's
cameo that lasts way too long and a missed opportunity
that they didn't have a meatloaf cameo Paradise
by the dashboard lights would have been epic
in an episode called meatloaf surprise Yes, but
meatloaf surprise was more about you know tiny
cowboy than anything else I just didn't like
it. Ferb TV? Really? I liked Ferb TV. You know,
I liked some of the premises, but again, not
as good as Rick and Morty interdimensional television.
though it might seem unusual. That's the norm!
That's the norm! That's the norm! That's the
norm! That's the norm! That's the norm! That's
the norm! That's the norm! That's the norm! on
a never -ending say against the sinister evil
cheesy smelling and for some reason dressed like
a mouse professor nibbles cat car it's driving
away from us giving it a two okay you know what
you can't compare rick and morty to phineas and
ferb because they're two i mean you can it's
not um you know but it's unfair because Two very
different and weird... They're parodying TV commercials
and TV shows, especially like from the 80s, and
that's basically the bread and butter of interdimensional
television. Which they've done like three times
now. I guess. Giants? Yeah, I didn't like that
one either. I'm not an ant fan. The last time
I was an ant fan, it was Sylvester Stallone as
a giant in ants. In ants? Well, you know, the
song says ants, but it sounds like ass. Just
like this episode. I was looking online and somebody
had put the the ant song as one of their top
songs for the season. And I was like, I can't
agree with that. Yeah, it's like a. I'm like,
I that's exactly what this is. Uh -huh birthday
clipporama Give it a two because it's a clip
show didn't like it. Don't like clip shows and
Lastly the the bully bromance breakup Because
I'm still uncomfortable with the codependent
caustic relationship between Buford and Beljeet
Just don't like it. No likey All right, I really
surprised it made it on your top ten there were
I mean even even getting past The fact that there's
this horrible, you know codependent caustic relationship
it there were better episodes I guess I guess
we really like the song I guess yeah. Yeah, I
guess All right favorite characters from season
three I mean obviously we have the standards
for you know Perry Phineas Ferb can and for me
I wasn't really a fan of Candice this season
she had her moments and there were certain things
I liked but I Still love everything Phineas and
Ferb and doof and Perry are doing major monogram
had some stinkers there for a while But new characters,
you know, it's like Paul characters. Yeah Paul
Minor monogram. I forget his name now Seth Green
not a huge fan Okay, he came back. He had a second
episode and he grows on you the idea of him I
like I'm not sure It's just the voice actor.
You don't like well, it's the voice actor and
it's like what is with the the acrobat? It's
like I was I'm going to be a secret agent who's
also in a leotard. And I'm like, that's dumb.
Just don't like it. Who else was another character
that that. There was Guy Fieri as the pizza guy.
Guy Fieri was in there. Yeah. And Richard Kind
as the marketing exec. He would have been on
my favorites. Like that a lot Who else cameo
Like a meaningful cameo, I don't know But yeah,
I can't think of anyone who like was introduced
in season 3 Specifically well, I mean aside from
Paul, you know specifically for an episode right
there wasn't meant there wasn't much Albert and
Jerry Oh, damn it. What's his name? Irving and
Albert. There wasn't much of them this season.
Oh, well, yeah, that's more of a feature than
a bug. What? Irving? Irving's a character you
enjoy? Yeah, at times. Oh, I think he like, you
know... Breaks the show a little bit every time
he's on Maybe you know you and your you and your
potty humor that you love so much, you know That
you love that scene in what's a croc where you
know, he's like When the croc swallows his up
a feds and he's like, oh, I guess we'll just
have to wait 15 minutes and Candice looks at
him goes, oh What my brother will be here with
my backup, what'd you think I mean? That is disgusting
So Irving has his moments he does I suppose They
were they are few and far between I will admit
but he does have his moments not a huge fan,
but yes, okay Alright, I think we are going to
take one final break and then close this out
after this. Every Friday on the deep cast radio
network Alright folks we are back here on the
podcast organization without a cool acronym or
at the podcast or We're in on at we're we're
here and we are yeah, you're here. I'm here Yes,
just fine. Thank you. How are you? You made me
think of Tim Tim Conway's Guest appearance in
the very last episode of mad about you Whenever
mad about you ended and ended whatever but anyway
the very last episode of the very The first series
not the sequel Spectrum series they tried to
do the original mad about you series in the very
last episode Tim Conway plays the marriage licensor
because in the very last episode Paul and Jamie
find out that Lyle Lovett lied to them because
he was a criminal and he wasn't actually ordained.
So the entire show they haven't actually been
legally married and that causes a problem for
them. So they go to this DMV and this DMV Licensor
person is played by Tim Conway and one of the
things he does is hi. Hello. How are you? I'm
fine. Thank you Like he basically asks you how
you are and then before you even get to answer
how you are He says, you know, I'm fine. Thank
you. Well, you know, he says it all in one go
So when you said that just now I'm like you sure
we need to go halfway to the end of Long Island
to do this The smaller the town the shorter the
line next please see Hello. Hi. How are you?
Just fine. Thank you We'd like to get married.
Oh, wonderful. Come to the right spot. Yes, sir.
Hello. Hi. How are you? Hello. Is this the lucky
lady? This is her. Oh, wonderful, isn't it? OK,
well, looks like you're all set here. Oh, shades
of Tim Conway. Wow. I didn't think that was going
to be worked into this podcast. Tim Conway is
actually just a genius at comedic timing. Yes,
he was. It's sad he passed away. He's dead? Oh,
I've... Figured he'd be like old. No, like Madeline.
He died of no shortness. Sure. No, I don't know.
He died of what I had to be in the hospital for.
Wow. You almost went out like Tim Conway. Pretty
much. Yeah. Oh, that's something to say. You
know, at least you didn't go out like Elvis.
Yeah, he died two years ago May 14th 2019 which
really Which is really really bad because May
6th of 2019 is the day I went in for my surgery
for the exact Same thing what so for those that
are wondering Tim Conway really quick side note.
We do this all the time Illness and death on
September 27, 2018. Diagnosed with dementia,
normal pressure, hydrocephalus. That's what I
had was hydrocephalus, which is excess fluid
on the brain. The doctors told me that I was
two, he said I was about two inches away from
my brain. popping out of my head if I didn't
have surgery when I did. Very rough. On the bright
side, Tim Conway lived through a ripe old age
and had a lot of happy moments before he died.
Let's try to keep it that way. Absolutely. Uh,
so season four of Phineas and Ferb, it is coming
in episode 85. I don't know when episode 85 will
air because as of this episode, episode 84, we
have 20 days left of this podcast, which means
we have 20 episodes left of the podcast. And
I want us to bank up enough episodes to where
I can eventually release them on a daily basis.
So this will most likely be the final episode
of the podcast organization without a cool acronym.
until further notice. I'm thinking episode 85
will probably release in the middle of summer
somewhere because, hello, Phineas and Ferb and
summer vacation and Swinter and Wummer and...
They did a thing this season in season three,
S 'Fall. S 'Fall? Yeah, S 'Fall kind of fell
by the wayside. I'm like, that doesn't work,
guys. I mean, this isn't Hockey Z9. Anyway. but
episodes that we will start with in episode 85
and 86 we have a four for in episode 85 fly on
the wall my sweet ride for your ice only and
happy new year episode 86 is bully busting backyard
hodgepodge seeing a lot of double episodes in
here yes you are because that's the only way
I could get it to 104 days so just go with it
That's why we're pre -recording these things.
Oh, it is 104 days. How fantastic. Exactly. That's
the whole point. I guess. That's why we have
to do double episodes. Unless you want it to
be 105 days and then it would be really odd to
be 105 days. Oh no, you got Star Wars in there.
Yeah, I got everything in here. Did you get the
Marvel in there? Yep, Marvel's in there. And
the Candice movie? Yeah. Uh, that's going to
be kind of hard to do, but yeah. So episode 104
is Candice against the world or Candice against
the universe plus our final countdowns for episodes
and songs. So that's going to be episode 104
is going to be long. Uh, yeah. Got Star Wars.
So we're doing the Candice movie and the wrap
up on 104. So we'll have to do a two recording
night from 104 at some point. You know once we
get there. Yeah, it's gonna be a big episode
Well, I mean unless unless you do a double episode
somewhere like around 88 or 89 I've moved these
things around like 20 million different times
sir Trust me. This is the only way to do it.
It's the only way it's the only way that we can
do it in a Fashion where I won't drive myself
crazy with the editing I'd rather edit a four
hour show at once instead of seven, uh, three
and a half hour shows. Not that any of those
show any of our shows have gotten to three and
a half hours yet recently. And that wasn't, uh,
that wasn't too fun. I still have to edit that
one. So yeah, lots of cool stuff. Lots of stuff
that you have not seen in season four. Cause
you had not seen season four. One of my favorite
two parters and one of the episodes I've been
referencing a lot in the season three reviews
that we've been doing is episode 88 B day and
B story. This is the fireside girls and all that
and I Think professor poof and plots is in there.
Very very cool sidetracked I think is a double
episode and I think it's the one where and We'll
find all my track go along. Oh, yeah side sidetracked
is the American Canadian episode where they come
into contact with Calca, the Canadian organization
without a cool acronym. It's all Mooses. Exactly.
Yeah. You have Alca. You have Alca, Calca, and
Pauca. So there you go. That's kind of where
the whole name for the show came up. Sadly, no
Mooses in Pauca. No, I think the plural is just
Moose, not Mooses. But I don't know. I don't
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Thank you for listening until next time But wait,
there's more how we are gonna do the top ten
is I will say, okay Michael, what is your I'm
not saying this now So don't reveal your number
now. Okay. Okay. What is your number? You say
your number and then I'll say my number and then
we'll go on say it again Aren't you a little
young to be a podcaster? No, no I'm not. Aren't
you a little old to be watching this cartoon
show? Yes, yes I am. It's good to see the nation's
senior citizens taking an interest in cartooning.
Yes, yes it is. Yes it is. There's not really
anymore, that's about it. And scene.
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