Phineas and Ferb Season 3 Episodes 6-7 Review

Hello, nerds! This is Jesse from Rock Sugar,

and you're listening to the GeekCats Radio Network.

Keep it right here. Yeah, I need a laugh at the

holidays. Ladies and gentlemen, it is December

12, 2020. And this is episode 65 of the podcast

organization. Without a cool acronym, I am of

course TFG1Mike. The only reason why I'm coming

to you before this episode, which PeacockCourtMichael

and I already recorded, is because December 12th

is my 12 -year anniversary of when I first recorded

and released a podcast. Holy schnikes. That was

a long time ago. Yeah, it was. I'd like to think

I've improved, but I'm pretty sure I haven't.

Uh, no, you've gotten a lot better. Don't think

it's just your podcasting that's gotten better.

I think you like your writing style is improved

your speaking style is improved your editing

skills just way better That's debatable I remember

those those first. I remember that's how we met.

I basically contacted you and said you suck pretty

much And you're like, well, if you thought you

could do it better, you come over here and try

it. I'm like, I will. And that's how we met.

Yep. But yeah, it's been a fun, interesting 12

years. The GCRN has got some crazy new stuff

coming for 2021. It'll be the 12th year of the

network. Yeah, because this was year 11. I don't

know, 2020 all runs together, folks. It just

does. We've been 20 -20'd, and it's not cool.

Uh -uh. Alright, well, without any further ado,

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Hey, how's it going? It's going. Today is the

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2020, are you ready to head on into the podcast

organization without a cool acronym? Heck yeah!

Yes, tonight's episode's gonna be about two hours

long, because we have, like, seven million cartoons

to review. There's actually just four. Two full

episodes of Phineas and Ferb, four individual

cartoons. So how many apps does it run? Can I

play mp3s and send texts to Stacey at the same

time? How about - Hey, wait a minute. All this

phone does is make phone calls! Sorry Candice,

you've lost four phones in four months, so I

got you the cheapest replacement I could find.

If you lose this one, it's life without a phone

for Candice Flynn. Life without a phone for Candice

Flynn? But, but that's me! Uh, first up we have

Candice disconnected. Candice has no choice but

to go to her brothers for help after she loses

her phone for the fifth time. Unbeknownst to

her... In five months. Yeah, yeah, in five months.

Unbeknownst to her, the phone that they invent

for her has a voice -activated phone transfer

app that sends her to... wherever, but in this

case, Easter Island. Hey, Phineas! Whatcha doin'?

We made Candice the best phone ever! What we've

done here is revolutionized modern technology.

We put all kinds of cool features on it. My favorite

is the voice -activated phone transporter app.

Show them, Ferb. You just say the words, go to,

and then specify the name or place you're trying

to reach, and the phone will take you there.

Allow me to demonstrate. Isabella, would you

go stand over there in the driveway, please?

Sure, Phineas. She's gone. Let's talk about her.

Focus, Buford. Ready spaghetti. Go to Isabella.

Isabella, located. Whatcha doin'? I'm transporting.

Go to Garage. So then Phineas was all like, I'll

finish my story later. And that's how it works.

Okay, Phineas, 38 minutes is up. But Candice,

you really should see our interactive tutorial.

The only thing I want to see is you later. What

was that? That was the rimshot app. Are you sure

you don't want to watch the tutorial? I'm a teenage

girl. Nobody has to teach me how to use a cell

phone. Now, if you'll excuse me, me and little

Fonzie Wonzie have to make up for lost time,

okay? Yeah, we do. Okay. Meanwhile, back at Evil

Incorporated, Dr. Dufrin Schmertz invents a pick

-em -up -inator to pick Vanessa up from class,

as well as fin - finding sarcastic normhead,

the normhead prototype that had an affinity for

sarcasm and later watching an exercise show with

Perry. Uhhh... I don't like original Norm Head.

He's mean. Yeah, I grew tired of him very quickly.

The only time I actually liked him was at the

end of the episode. Where's that bird with that

rimshot app when you really need him? I just

didn't like it. The bird had it. How would he

be privy to the bird? It's a fourth wall thing

who knows I guess yeah didn't like it Yeah But

yes technology folks, it's a wonderful thing

when you have it and Phineas and Ferb have a

you know $5 ,000 cell phone that they've built

Because let's face it. I mean most phones cost

at least a grand nowadays Exactly. I mean, you

know every couple of years you got to buy a new

iPhone and you're looking at 1 ,500 bucks For

the pro or the plus right, you know with a 256

gigs memory and Yeah, they're expensive as hell

I can't imagine going through five in five months.

My wife would murder me You lost what you're

what what? Yeah Did not did not lose it That

would be bad. Apparently, you know, Tim Cook

and whoever owns Samsung and whatever other phone

company or Google are out there. Apparently,

nobody has come up with the phone transportinator

yet. Exactly. Because Phineas and Favre were

the first ones. It's like Star Trek. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. It's very, very Star Trek of them. Just

teleport yourself around. That would be kind

of cool. Now, the one thing that... When Phineas

was like, go to Isabella. Well, shouldn't you

say her whole name? Because what if it's a random

Isabella? And then he goes, go to Garage. Well,

whose garage are you going to? I mean, are you

going to jump over to the Warner Brothers Warner

Tower and, you know, have a garage sale with

Wacko, Yakko, and Dot? Don't think so that there's

a little vague on the where other than go to

Easter Island or go to Timbuktu Well technically

it could take you to the nearest one That's as

opposed to but you know unless you are more specific.

Yes. There's only one Easter Island I mean, there's

not a closer Easter Island that you could end

up true, but I'm saying like the generic ones

of go to garage Like that could be anybody's

garage that could be you know Marty McFly's 1985

B garage where the poor little African -American

girl in the bed is getting scared and her father's

gonna come up with a shotgun because Marty doesn't

live in that house anymore. I don't know. It's

a time travel thing, folks. I don't know. Specificity

is key. Yes. I think I saw that in the last train

to Bustyville. Lord So, uh, you know, it's funny

though if Candice was half as good at busting

her brothers as she is at busting her phone Yeah,

then the series would be really short. Yes, that's

true Right. It's funny cuz her mom's like giving

her one last chance to have a phone one last

shot and she busts the phone Yeah And the The

delivery driver. Where would you like these big

heavy things, kid? Oh, put them down over there.

Run the photo. Like, it's a train wreck. Just

run over it five or six times. Yep. That's crazy.

I don't know, man. There's a lot of cell phones

in the show. Monogram has a cell phone that he

doesn't know how to work. Cue, cue, cue, cue,

cue, cue. Exactly. It's funny, because old people

don't know how cell phones work. Carl! What?

Look! I'm getting messages from some diabolically

clever hacker who goes by the sinister initials

TTYL. Sir, that means talk to you later. If you

scroll down, you can see that message was from

me. Oh, I see. That's, uh, that's very clever.

Good morning, Agent P. Meet it, Carl. I'm on.

Sources tell us that Duvinschmerz is R -O -T

-F -L. We don't know what that means, but it

sounds dangerous. Sir, R -O -T -F -L means...

Not now, Carl, I'm briefing Agent P. So, get

out there and good hunting. Oh no, Carl, now

it just says Q -Q -Q -Q -Q -Q -Q. It means your

thumb is on the Q key, sir. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm

like, I'm an old person and I know how they work.

I mean, I could pretty much make mine do what

it's supposed to do. Yeah, but you're not a...

You're not a old person of your parents or grandparents

or uncles like, you know, my uncle my aunt They're

like, I don't want whatever my if my grandparents

are still alive now, they'd be like What's a

cell phone? Let me just dial you on my rotary,

please. I don't want to sell it. I want to buy

Yeah How can I buy and sell a phone? Exactly.

But yeah, Candice is like, I don't need a tutorial.

I do what I want. Willy Wonka is over there going,

no, wait, stop. Yeah. Because she's going to

die. It's pretty obvious she's going to kill

herself with this thing. I'm surprised she didn't

kill herself falling off the top of Easter Island.

How tall do you think Easter Island is? I don't

know. That was a pretty big cliff she fell off

of. I've never been there. I don't know how tall

one is. Thankfully, thankfully, thankfully she

wasn't trying to hunt Pokemon. You fall off a

cliff hunting the Pokemon? Yeah back in oh yeah

back in 20s back in 2016 2017 four years ago

now I Remembered news stories coming out of like

California where people were hanging off of the

cliffs above like the i -5 or the 405 or whatever

trying to catch a Pokemon in midair with their

phone, and I'm like That's okay. You're gonna

fall to your death buh -bye Where you're gonna

bust your phone like canvas mm -hmm? Buster if

she were any better and busting their phone as

much as the bus anyway So another thing I liked

about this was the dancer size videos Yeah And

they're all dancer sizing. It's very 80s. You

remember Richard Simmons. Oh, of course Doof

was totally dressed up like Richard Simmons.

He had the head man them bloody warmers. Yeah

It was fun. Except he didn't have the shirt that

said sweat into the oldies. That would be copyright

infringement, but I totally saw it there, though.

I like it. I thought it was funny. I mean, there

was nothing there for Perry to thwart. Yeah,

no. That was the word I was looking for, thwart.

Yes. Yeah, it was very innocent. It was funny

though. I liked it. Yeah, I liked the episode.

I thought it was interesting. I thought it was

a nice little commentary on cell phones and how

some people, you know, upgrade way too soon and

that kind of thing and whatever else because

they've either lost or broken them or whatever.

I have so many in a drawer. Yeah, exactly. The

graveyard of cell phones passed a drawer of old

cell phones What'd you think of the pick -em

-up -a -nator? That was funny I Like Vanessa

got to make an appearance. Yep. She was kidnapped

by a rocket helmet. Yeah Curse you unknown rocket

helmet transportation day. Yay But but the the

more Important thing here is that it's a it's

an invention from doofenshmirtz that actually

works exactly How often does that happen? Well

more works more than once rather, you know Usually

it works just long enough to show what it does

before it is destroyed Mm -hmm. Yeah, it's fine,

you know, finally an innator that you know he

created that it is not a spite isn't this it's

because he has to pick up his daughter but he

wants to be foiled by perry the platypus and

it's just one of those things where hmm responsible

parenting time with nemesis responsible parenting

time the scale is just so heavy on both of these

topics oh i don't know he got her home true He

got her home and as a special bonus the the rocket

space helmet thingy Actually saved Candice from

Easter Island. That's true and and took her to

space space She's like, you know, she's just

ahead with a rocket she's a headmaster. Mm -hmm

I hope Daniel's not inside her head though You

saw what I was putting down and you picked it

up that's right Yeah, not the least bit worried

about what they built today or where it went

or how big it was Or how big the truck was it

took it away? If it's the biggest the tallest

and the heaviest Now how can it be less tall

than the truck? I don't even like we don't even

know what it was. Do we you don't even know what

it was Yeah, like they pretty much even worried

about it. Don't care. Just you know It was a

Richard Simmons homage, you know, you don't care

about whatever the thing they built was exactly

Yeah Anything else on Candice's disconnection

Just talking to Ferb, he got like three lines

today. Not even in a row. They were scattered

out a little bit, which was cool. Unexpected.

Pleasantly surprising. Exactly. Alright, we're

gonna head on over to Magic Carpet Ride. Boys,

come quick! What is it, Dad? It's the new, digitally

remastered third series of Pinhead Pierre. Only

the best series ever, and my favorite show ever.

That's all. You had us at come quick. Hi, kids!

Kids, sometimes when your head is this small,

you just want to get away for a bit. You know,

escape from all the laughing and pointing. Whenever

I feel like that, you know what I do? Magic Carpet

Ride! Roll out your official Pinhead Pierre rugs,

kids! It's been at my bedside all these years.

Come on, boys. We're about to take off on the

ride of a lifetime. Inspired by Dad's favorite

childhood program, the boys decide to create

a magic carpet and Candice is convinced that

the fortune cookies will lead her to bust her

brothers. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz plans

on ruining his brother's art unveiling. by using

his stain in a tour to ruin a mysterious painting.

But as it turns out, the painting is Dr. Doofenshmirtz's

very own masterpiece that he created when he

was a youth back in Gimmelstump. Oh man, that

description just like gives away the ending.

Kind of. I don't even have to watch it now. No,

not really. I already know how it ends. Yep,

pretty much. I thought that was like... That

was like a twist ending at the end, and they

just gave it away. Oh man. Obviously, the TV

show is reminiscent of like, Bows of the Clown

and that kind of stuff. Pinhead Pierre? Yeah.

That was terrifying. I mean, it's clearly Jean

Demagio, but it's really creepy to look at, you

know? you can practically hear bender under that

new york accent but it's still very creepy to

look at yup it bender you know who it didn't

it sounded less like bender and more like uh

the dog from adventure time who i can't remember

his name off hand jake yeah jake the dog from

you know what the crazy thing is right jake the

dog yeah you know what the crazy thing is I don't

even watch Adventure Time, and I know the dog's

name. I like Adventure Time. It's not that I

don't like it. It's just nothing I've ever actually

got into. How do you know if you like it or not

like it if you haven't seen it? Because I don't

want to waste my time on something I potentially

might not like. What's funny is you probably

would like it, and then you'd be like, ah, shit,

now I gotta watch all of it. You know, it's funny

for the start with episode one for the length

of my podcasting career the last 12 years I've

and people know this you should know this most

everyone knows this I have no desire Whatsoever

to ever see any of the Hobbit movies between

Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit or whatever

else? One of the rings is now on Hulu and I pay

for Hulu. Obviously. I'm still not gonna watch

that movie because I have zip I was this is This

is a tangent right here folks When I was 14,

my dad brought a copy of the book home, because

people leave stuff on motor coaches and stuff,

and he used to work for a motor coach company,

you know, like the trips to Gatlinburg casinos

or whatever in Tennessee or whatever the hell

thing. Yeah. Just a hobbit? Yeah. Well, Lord

of the Rings. Fellowship of the Ring, I should

say. The first book. Fellowship of the Ring.

If I get it wrong, oh my God, people are going

to come out in the woodwork. Whatever. You're

going to get angry letters. Yes, exactly. Or

whatever. I'm going to give you a piece of my

mind, sir. Exactly. So I'm reading this book,

and I'm 14 at the time. This is 1994. So I'm

14 at the time, and I'm like, I have to read

a line in one of the very first chapters over

and over again to understand it. They were celebrating

Bilbo's eleventy -first birthday, and I'm like,

what the fuck is eleventy -first? He was a hunter.

Yeah, he was a no not to afford to not to my

14 year old brain It was not obvious and right

then and there like yeah, I'm done with this

Yeah I'm not going to explain the nuances or

how the ring gave him longer life or the fact

that everyone All of his relatives are pissed

off that he hadn't died yet because they wanted

to inherit his shit You know, it's not gonna

get into that right now we're just gonna gloss

over that and move along absolutely but yeah

no you should definitely watch it like adventure

time you'd probably like it maybe yeah uh yes

so i think it's absolutely great that they're

spending time with their dad that their dad can

go on an adventure with them and they don't get

busted because their dad is actually cool yeah

it's like Wait a minute, why is Lawrence on the

magic carpet? How many times has their dad been

on adventures with them? Uh, a number of times,

and there have also been - I think at least once.

At least once. Yeah, at least once. But I know

that there have been a number of times where

he has been a privy to their adventures, and

he hasn't really said anything, like, um, when

they - when they pulled up in the monster truck.

Dad, you got a little queen on your face. Crikey

you got a monster truck Whatever I don't know

if he actually yeah, he said crazy, but I don't

think he said crazy. I don't think he said crazy

either Like you know yeah, whatever yeah pip

pip cheerio. Yeah I don't know what he's like

UK. Yes, I don't do it the people I'm pretty

sure they don't if they do, I'm sorry for them

because I'm the worst podcaster in the history

of podcasting. Well, you know, I just want to

go on record saying that a lot of the British

voice actors on the show are very good. Absolutely

they are. I always like hearing Richard O 'Brien.

He's just awesome. Absolutely. What else did

or didn't you like about Magic Carpet Ride? Maybe

if I knew how things were going to turn out,

I could plan for that and then do the right stuff!

I know, I know. That doesn't make any sense,

does it? You said it, sister. Have a cookie.

I guess it's too much to expect some magic answer

to all my problems. Let's see. Somebody close

to you will take a trip. Boy, I hope they take

me with them! I'm okay! That was great. What

a dumb coincidence. Let's try another. You'll

know the truth when it hits you. Okay, boring!

Oh no, girl, you are not! Let the wisest among

you light the way. There! A light bulb! And an

old guy! Does anybody know where I live? But

Candice, you just - No, Stacey. It's real. These

cookies know what's going to happen next. I can

use them to bust my brother! Steaks for the cookies!

Candid! Hey, those cost a tenth of a cent apiece!

So, enjoy them in good health, I guess. Uh, I

like the fact that Stacy is a coffee drinker.

That made me giggle. You gotta put two and two

together to figure it out, you know, because

Doof stole all the coffee, and now Major Monogram's

falling asleep, and... In the next scene, you

see Stacey, she's like dozing off. She might

be dozing off because Candice is boring the snot

out of her. It might also be because she hasn't

had her coffee today. At least that was my thought.

And I was like, oh, I feel like I've learned

something about Stacey now. I like the aerial

area rug. The song, yeah, that was a good song.

Yeah, well, I mean the fact that it's it's an

aerial rug that goes in the air. They don't actually

call it a magic carpet They just say aerial area.

Yeah, that's it. That's not the only flying carpet

in Disney cartoons No, they should have got that

flying carpet because that flying carpet was

really magical Well, that was it. It's like,

you know, it's not like it's copyright infringement

if they're owned by the same company They could

have totally ripped off a whole new world Yeah,

instead they ripped off Steppenwolf Steppenwolf.

Really? What? Really. No, I'm not a fan of Steppenwolf.

Maybe if you hummed a few bars, I would recognize

it. Magic Carpet Ride, it has the psychedelic

middle part. Oh! Yeah, Steppenwolf. It did not

sound anything at all like Magic Carpet Ride.

No, the episode didn't, but that's where the

title comes from. Yeah, that one. I like that

song. I love that song, actually. Come with me,

little girl, on a magic carpet ride. I dig that

song. Love that song. I forgot it was Stephen

Wolf, but no, that song had nothing to do with

this episode. No, it didn't. It didn't have anything

to do with the actual episode itself. That's

where the title of the episode came from. Magic

carpet ride is the name of the actual magic carpet.

They were they were on a magic carpet I understand

that but boy. Yeah, the whole living room rug

got up and flew away. I mean, it's Technically

it flew away. That's true. It's a mad. It's a

magic right Okay, so I was just thinking about

that so the rug is flying through the air and

it gets hit with with the stain denator and turns

purple. Yep. Yeah. And then lands back in the

living room. I can't imagine how much trouble

I would be in if I suddenly turned my living

room purple. I would just. Well, if you were

married to Linda, she would say, oh, that looks

so much better than tile. Oh, I look so much

better. It's like, where exactly is this at the

obvious? You know alternative to curve it would

be tile You know, they are both from max modem

and Lynn Donna are both from the 80s so Yeah,

oh, well, maybe that's an 80s thing. I don't

know we we pulled up all of our carpet and we

got We had hardwood floor underneath. So yeah.

Yeah, so we have hardwood but Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know about purple unless she's a huge

Prince fan In which case, you know, that would,

uh... In which case, let it rain. Let it rain

purple. I can't do Prince. Did you notice that

the Newfinger Smurfs' masterpiece also turned

purple? Mm -hmm. Well, of what we saw, it got

stained, but it had purple stain. Yeah, cuz it

was great. I never saw the master. No, I never

actually saw the masterpiece Just hurt me because

I'm sure it was amazing. I Can't imagine how

yeah, I'm sure Amazing like a nude self -portrait

Glad I didn't see that Burn out my eyeballs.

Yeah, the sad thing is we've already seen Go

ahead. What? What? No, don't say that. That's

awful. What? What? The sad thing is we've already

seen Doof pretty much all the way almost naked

several times in this series. I mean the whole

video. Oh, I can't stop myself on roller skates

and he ends up in the toilet and he's got his

underwear on. He doesn't have any pants or a

shirt. So we've seen Doof pretty much almost

fully nude in this show before. Thank God we

haven't actually seen it, but... Exactly, yeah.

Maybe he's like nude on a horse or something

and that's considered a masterpiece. I was gonna

say what ranking I gave this one, but then it

occurred to me that we didn't give ranking to

the previous one. No, we do that at the end.

Alright, then I will hold off on that. Yes. Anything

else for Magic Carpet Ride? Well, another interior

design crisis averted. Have a seat, Dad! What,

some new video game, then? You'll see. Voice

ignition system, active. Microfilament omnidirectional

jet grid, active. Anti -gravity quantum state

lift disks, active. We have liftoff in four,

three, two, one. Has the entire second floor

always opened up like this? We don't use it very

often, but yeah. Well, the stouter's got nothing

on this. No, I kind of want to sing the Steppenwolf

song now, you know just cuz you know, it's a

good song Now it's gonna be in my head forever

Why do you do this? What do you mean? Why do

I do this like? No, you brought up stepping wolf.

This is totally on you Well, I mean the because

it's in the wiki like, you know, how is it? I

read that I can't see that See it. It's in the

wiki. It's a wiki. It's always like stretching

so far to make connections It's like I don't

see that connection. You guys are making shit

up But they put so much hard work into it. So

I don't think they would make that up. No, I'm

maybe they put too much work into it and they

just I'm sure someone's putting a lot of effort

into it. They don't want to be disparaged. So

exactly I mean, I put a hell of a lot of work

into these podcasts, but I still suck at it and

the people in the UK appreciate you We need to

stretch our audience a little I know I'm gonna

get - I know I'm gonna get axed for this, but

here you go. I'm sorry, what am I listening to?

There it is. There it is. It's all I can do.

Oh, it's all - I'm not paying royalties for this.

I'm coming as fast as I can, Candice! I'm at

your house! What kind of emergency are we dealing

with? A parent emergency? A Phineas and Ferb

emergency? Oh my. A hair emergency. The worst

kind. This is awful. How did... Wait, what are

these four long strands? And look at this shaved

area. What's that all about? Is this a rolled

-up sock? Candice, who did this to you? Stacy,

I did it to myself. Why? Jeremy's mom is hosting

a benefit for endangered animals this afternoon,

and I wanted a new look. So you want your hair

to look like an endangered species? No! There

are all these hairdo how -to videos online. They

make it... Alright, up next is Bad Hair Day.

I mean, the title gives it away. Candice gets

a bad haircut and must rely on Phineas and Ferb's

hair -growing machine. to correct it before she

attends the endangered animal benefit with Jeremy

and his mom. However, when Candice turns up the

power, her hair grows much more than expected,

and she is mistaken for a rare tangerine or orangutan.

Meanwhile, Dr. Rufin Schmerz is developing his

very, very, very bad innate horror. That was

just bad. Oh, Lord. You know, there's a movie

on Netflix now called bad hair day and it's literally

about evil hair Mm -hmm, and that's kind of what

I expected this to be about. I thought there

might be like an evil hair in a tour Turns your

hair evil Yeah, guess not No, it's not how this

episode turned out. Nope. Not at all. What did

you like about this one? Sorry, I don't I don't

know if there's anything I can do, but there

are a couple of guys who could - No! No way!

Uh, are these chopsticks? Uh, alright. Vinius

and Ferb! What do you think? We've been working

on our spit takes all morning. Yeah, yeah, you're

hilarious. Listen, I need you two to get me out

of this situation. Why? Your hair looks simplicious.

Have you tried tossing your head back? Look,

I don't have - This is awful. I write terrible

things. Uh, endangered species hair. That's her

hair. Looks like an endangered species. She's

got shaved parts and she's got a roll of sock

in it. It's like she's manscaping her head Yeah

Get a roll of socks stuck in there Chopsticks

Chop and chopsticks because you know, of course

you have those in there It's it's not simplicious

no It's not sim -plicious at all. I love that

word. Sim -plicious. It's hard -plicious, which

is now my second favorite word. If you tried

tossing your head back. Yeah, exactly. If you

tried tossing your head back. Tossing. Yeah,

because that'll work 99 .9 % of the time. It's

kind of like the hair version of unplugging it

and plugging it back in. Absolutely that always

works. Oh sure it does. I sure yeah, absolutely

there's a Lot of Stacy in this one and she actually

gets to say that a wars Perry what I'm like the

only person that's never said it Actually, I

thought it was true I read the wiki that she

had said it before and I was like Man, you're

like a fun pyre, you know It's gonna suck all

the fun out of everything Like I thought I thought

it was a cool line and then it is actually You

know the wikis like that this neck beard is actually

it's not Like shut up wiki shut up Give me this.

We love you Phineas and Ferb wiki They should

be paying us Well, yeah, well, I don't know.

For the free content that they give us. We should

have to pay them because we actually read directly

from the wiki. Hey, I haven't read directly.

I knew that line from my heart. I didn't have

to read from the wiki. Okay, the descriptions,

yes, I read from the wiki, but I'm not actively

going down this article telling you, oh, by the

way, you know, Perry... Like, there is no, oh,

there you are, Parrot. Like, I'm not sitting

here reading the episode summary. It's a brief

description at the top. And, you know, those

descriptions come off the DVD box set, so it's

not like you're stealing something. I guess.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna go with that. And besides,

it's a resource. I'm using it, you know, sort

of. Like I said, I'm not reading directly the

whole, like, this podcast is now going to read

from the entire Federation for every cartoon

episode. Stacy is running over to the Flynn Fletcher

house to aid Candice for anyway Just read the

whole damn thing. No, you know I just well somebody

put a lot of time writing that and you know I'm

not one to talk because I've actually had content

removed from YouTube for you know Hasbro's copyright,

but you know, we won't go there So the very very

bad nader, yeah It's a compilation of all his

other bad inators. Good afternoon, H &P. For

the past few days our motion sensors have detected

Dr. Doofenshmirtz rummaging around in his basement.

So, last night we had Carl staked out down there

behind his water eater. It was horrible down

there! Carl! I saw a rat give birth to a snail!

Just tell him about Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz

kept coming down and grabbing pieces of his old

inators from cardboard boxes. Oh no. Brown recluse

spiders favor dwelling in cardboard. Get it off!

Get it off! Get out there and find out what Doof

is up to. Seriously, Carl, what up, baby? I think

it laid eggs in my ear. Oh, come on. Yeah. It's

like, what did you just give up? We are not even

anywhere near halfway through season three, and

you just gave up, you know? It's like, come on.

Oh my god, yeah. But the juxtaposition of the

two plots and how like To me it's more about

how they got to where Doof was like, you know

Carl's this, you know operative who was in Doof's

basement and You know, he's got spiders crawling

in his ear and laying legs and whatever else,

and Carl's scared to shit a spider just like

I am. And it's like, yeah, Doof was in his basement.

Like, the way that Carl said those lines, Doof

was in his basement getting old and ate her parts

from boxes, it made me think of... Where in the

world is Carmen Sandiego the old game show with

Lynn fig pin as the chief where they would say

a certain clue or something and they would say

it in that tone of in 1977 this happened with

George Lucas and blah blah blah happened, you

know kind of is that kind of tone of It's informational

but it's like what kind of tone it is. But anyway,

that's this was someone Carl was giving the report.

I was like, oh Okay, I got it. Deuce really not

doing anything today, but the main focus is the

fact that Jeremy's mom is gonna shoot Candice

in the butt with a dart. Hawkeye Johnson coming

at you. My name isn't Hawkeye Johnson. Jane Lynch?

Jane Lynch, everybody. Yep, maybe she needs a

pizza dog. Who doesn't? Girlfriend, please. That

might be my favorite line from the - I'm just

gonna go with that every time. Girlfriend, please.

Your hair is perfect. Yeah. Love that. What else

with bad hair, Dave? I was not expecting a tar

and feathering. Or a honey and furring. Well,

it's the only way we could get the awesome awesome

song that is shot in the butt with a dart Is

that the name of the song yeah, it should be

shot in the butt with a dart it is Alright, um,

I get the singing. Ah, we'll never find out what

the very, very, very bad innator does. It didn't

do anything, because it was a combination of

all his other failed innators. I mean, that's

like him putting innator in the name. Yeah, there

is nothing there. It's just gonna fail. It disappeared

all over the horizon, and then something magnificent

happened, and horrible things happened. Billions

of people and we didn't see it exactly the name

of the song is actually just with a dart But

the line in the song is I was shot in the butt

with a dart the dart Shot in the butt not to

me All right Don't let me bring Jess Harnell

in here. Damn it. Oh my god. He would nail that

line. I know he would You know, honestly, we

should we should have him on the show just so

he can we can sing along with him While we go

through all the songs cuz there's a song every

episode sure Yeah, and then the end of this I

thought the end was funny or he's The rare tangerine

orangutan sanctuary, yeah He's can't get through

a whole song cuz I keep shooting him in the butt

That's... yeah, that was funny. Ah, good times.

Good times, good times. So you and Stacey are

going to a rock and roll memorabilia auction?

Well, yeah! They're gonna be auctioning off one

of the original tiny cowboy bobbleheads. The

lefty one! So I guess I won't be seeing you at

the annual Danville Meatloaf Festival. No, what's

a Meatloaf Festival? Oh, that's right! You were

away at camp last summer when I won this! Meatloaf

Queen? Wow, that's pretty fancy! And because

my meatloaf was voted best at the festival last

year, I have the honor of being one of the judges

this year. So you have the honor of eating other

people's meatloaf all day? Yeah, I'm livin' the

dream! Alright, up next, we've got... meatloaf

surprise. Meatloaf. Love meatloaf. Linda joins

Jamie Oliver as one of the judges for Danville's,

I don't know, some UK dude, no clue, for Danville's

meatloaf cook -off as he stresses healthy eating

and fresh ingredients. Meanwhile, Candice puts

a bid on a prized souvenir resembling band members

Nigel and Adrienne from her favorite band, Tiny

Cowboy. They're not tiny and they're not cowboys.

at the Rock and Roll memorabilia auction, but

gets distracted when her brothers build a bounce

house in their backyard. On the other side of

town, Dr. Doofenshmirtz has plans to enter his

family meatloaf recipe into the competition using

hate as the special ingredient. Yeah, that's

kind of the thing. Put a little hate into everything

I make. Yep. Every everybody deserves a hate

plague. I'm a peppa. Don't you want to be a peppa

too? Oh Come on Transformers guy. You got my

retgar. I got it. I Right, man. I am catching

which you were throwing and I got it I I don't

I don't know if everyone else got it. I got it

Jamie Trevor Oliver MBE is a British chef and

restaurateur. He is known for his approach Approachable

cuisine which has led him to front numerous television

shows and open many restaurants And yes, I read

that right from Wikipedia from wiki. Yeah. Yep.

He's the British Bobby Flay I guess yeah The

other guy that's always cussing that it is sous

chefs. That's um Yeah, Gordon Ramsay No, I think

he's hilarious I actually Christie and I went

to the Gordon Ramsay restaurant in Vegas when

we were there You know, we went to the Bobby

Flay burger place too, and it was really good

Cool. I was surprised. You know, I don't know.

It's hard to find a bad restaurant in Vegas I

don't know, I've never been. You wouldn't like

it. So meatloaf surprise. Meatloaf everything.

Meatloaf ice cream, meatloaf themed attractions

and rides. Hey, at least the meatloaf ice cream

didn't have a side of cockroach in it. Ew. Yeah.

Sentient ice cream. Stop it, don't even... ice

cream made of meat. Buford's right. Even though

they're made for little kids, there's something

about a bounce house that you can't resist. What

if bounce houses were made for bigger kids? Hey!

Slightly bigger kids. And what if they just happen

to be totally amazing? I stand before you today

and I hereby declare that that, uh, little health

herb? That nobody has yet done justice to the

Bounce House concept. And that it is up to us

to show the world what a Bounce House can truly

be. For if not us, then who? If not now, when?

And if not when, then something else. Gentlemen,

I know what we are going to do today. But first,

answer me this. There was like a booth that said

meat juice. And I was like, uh, but then again,

I really like gravy. So I'm not sure. Mean maybe

maybe they're selling meat juice to put on your

meat loaf, which is fantastic. I Don't think

that they had a lot of I don't think the word

gravy is is What am I looking for here a trademark

so you wouldn't have to necessarily just say

meat juice you could say gravy Well, unless that's

not what they mean in which case true gross.

Yeah. Yeah It's like most the majority of this

episode is all about this meatloaf Convention

meatloaf. Mm -hmm. What was it called a meatloaf?

memorabilia now meatloaf something that a You

know, what is it? It's Meatloaf Danville's festival

cook -off There you go. That's it's a meatloaf

festival which again, you know, but It was very

meatloaf centric and completely overlooked the

fact that the boys actually built something And

until it showed up there and true But the fact

that they built a bounce house When they already

built a fun house the season like a couple episodes

ago seemed a little redundant But no, but you

gotta understand though The reason why they did

it. They were trying to help out Buford because

Buford blew up the other kid's bounce house at

the meatloaf festival. Remember in the very beginning.

He comes up running, grabs Baljeet and said,

hey, we gotta go. like okay sure and then you

know so he says yeah I wish I had a bounce house

again and they build him the bounce house they

take it to the fair the kids get like two seconds

before he pops it again because he loves Buford's

a bully that's who he is and that's what he is

and whatever I mean you know he didn't want a

bounce house he wanted his house to pop yeah

exactly you only get one good deed a year Yeah,

well, you only get one good deed a year to get

on Santa's nice list. That's right. Oh man. Candice

managed to ruin another cell phone. Of course.

That's like number six now. And it's like, why

does she need another cell phone if she had the

cell phone that they just made her that would

teleport her? Mm -hmm, I'd love a teleporting

cell phone. It would be awesome. That would be

awesome. Yeah, you go anywhere you want Yep Ah

Yep, um two French Merch has a Rotten inator

in order to win the meatloaf competition and

he ends up shooting his own meatloaf Mm -hmm

And he even tried. Oh, it can't be that bad.

I think somebody's gonna have to call the paramedics

This can't be that bad I think I need a stomach

pump How do you feel about being intubated in

that's Not on my list of things to do today,

but okay Yeah, no Is tiny cowboy an actual band

or is it like only for soup which is like the

house band? I'm not sure No, because I mean they

actually sing at the end but I don't know if

it's I don't know if Nigel and Adrian are real

That's like maybe it's it's like a UK. Maybe

it's a real band in the UK, but we don't know

about it here Or maybe I'm just old and I don't

know who the hell tiny cowboy is. It's like,

you know Half the time. I don't know what singer

is on the radio at any given time because I don't

know who they are I don't listen to the new stuff

What are all the kids listening to today tiny

cowboy? All right, we've their stuffers Yeah,

it seems like they're just a band for the for

the series it does not Say anything about yeah

All right falling for soup everyone Yes, all

right What I'm mad I'm mad you're mad about now

because they could have had meatloaf in this

episode. Oh Lord, no, nope. We're gonna take

a break come back with ratings after this folks.

No low You could say but no no you needed You

needed a fake British band To do that, you know,

you know, you know, you know, like that man's

a national treasure. Oh, OK, sure. This podcast

is a lemon and I want my money back. Anyway,

anything else for people in this case, you get

my opinion. Classic hard rock. oh lord anything

else for meatloaf ah no I think I'm good all

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We are back, and it is time to rate these, oh

boy, four cartoons, or two cartoons, but four

individual cartoons here. What are you going

to give, what was the, what was that first one?

Oh yeah, Candice disconnected. I liked it, it

was a lot of fun. Vanessa made an appearance,

and that always gets an extra point in my book.

So I'm gonna give this one a four. I am also

gonna give it a four. Well, yeah. The rating

system link is in every, well, I need to actually

start putting that in there. Anyway, yeah, I'm

also gonna give it a four. I really dug it, I

thought it was cool, I thought it was interesting.

Even though I'm not a fan of Norm's prototype

head, thank God, I think he only makes one or

two other appearances after this. But I love

the thing with the pick -me -up -a -nator or

whatever it's called, and I thought that was

really cool. And, you know, Doof is actually

making something that is going to help because

he's trying to figure out how he's going to stop

Perry from stopping him. But he still has to

pick up his daughter, while his wife's in knee

surgery apparently, or ex -wife, I should say

ex -wife is in knee surgery, so there's that.

Magic Carpet Ride, what do you give it? Uh, this

one gets a 3 out of 5. Okay. It wasn't, uh, well,

I was gonna say, I didn't like the song as much,

right, as the other ones, but, um, I... Still

liked it and I like Chinese food and that made

the parents so three You'd better believe it

I'd kill it I like it because they're doing something

with their dad and and I think that's cool every

every time Lawrence gets involved and Yeah, doof

in his whole Dick I thought that was hilarious

But I will give it a three and a half most likely.

Oh man, okay, then Half point bad hair day bad

hair day I I'll give this one a three out of

five for a Sasquatch sighting But it's a rare

tangerine orangutan It's a rare rare is it aren't

they all orange? I don't know I don't pay attention

to monkeys. Yeah. I will also give this one three

and a half. I liked it. I thought it was cool.

I thought it was fun seeing Mrs. Johnson in on

the action, but it's not my... it's not a favorite

favorite. No, no, nowhere near. I mean, I don't

think it was a two, even though the inator was

kind of phoned in. Yeah. But yeah, definitely

a three. What about meatloaf surprise? Oh Man,

you know, I'd give it a two out of five. Yeah,

even tiny cowboy can't bring this one up to par

It's an episode about meatloaf and he wants to

win a meatloaf Competition by turning other people's

meatloaf rotten. He's basically trying to cheat

this gets a one No Wow Really? I don't actively

dislike it. I mean, that's what I think it is.

Just as I'm talking through the logic of Doof

and Schmertz's scheme of turning other contestants'

meatloaf rotten when he actually turns his own

rotten, and then he eats it anyway when he knows

he shouldn't. No. He doesn't get away with it.

No. I don't know. All right. Okay. Wow. Okay.

Yeah. All right then. That's harsh. Eh, what

are you gonna do? Any final thoughts on these

four cartoons here, sir? You know, if people

who don't like meatloaf, it's only because you

haven't tried my meatloaf. Do you even make meatloaf

meat meatloaf? What's a meatloaf? Oh Lord. Now

we're me loofah, I was gonna say yeah your body.

Yeah. Yeah. Now I'm gonna get meat loofah ads

on Facebook I kind of hope so. I hope not and

if I do it's all your fault curse you Michael

Wilson Just don't don't say anything about it

around she who must not be named It will go straight

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