Act Your Age!

Hey, hey, hey, it's the KS Queen here, and you're

listening to the Geekcast Radio Network. I know

what you mean, Ferb. It does seem like more than

104 days. Hello and welcome to episode 102 of

Palka, brought to you by the Geekcast Radio Network.

I am one of your hosts, T .O .J. and Mike. Jeremy,

as always, is speaking on court, Michael. Today

we are in the 102nd day of summer. And this means

it is the day that the GCR finds out all about

how to act your age. So Michael, are you ready

to jump on the roller coaster ride that is the

podcast organization without a cool acronym?

Yes. Yes, I am. Yes, you are. And act your age,

folks. Don't forget, always got to act your age.

And if you're 10 years older than you are currently,

that would make me older than dirt. Well, yeah,

maybe older than dirt, too. Ten years, I'll be

dead. Is that what you want? Want me to die?

Is that what you want? And at your age, I thought

was longer than it is. That's half an hour. Yeah,

but it was. It was it was a strong episode. It

was a strong episode, but I don't know. In this

special episode set 10 years in the future, a

teenage phineas must decide between two colleges

while grappling with the discovery that Isabella

has had a crush on him since they were kids.

I fucking know that, I don't have any fucking

idea. Ferb and the gang try to bring the two

together so they can admit their true feelings

for each other. before Isabella leaves for school.

Meanwhile, Doof wants a mid -life crisis and

builds a mid -life crisis -inator. Doof, what

the fuck, dude? You don't need a mid -life crisis

-inator. You just have them. They start happening

at like, I don't know, 39? 38? What's the old

Billy Crystal thing from City Slickers? The first

movie he was turning 38, he had a mid -life crisis.

38? Yeah. The second movie he turned 39 and he

had to go find Curly's gold. Um, I don't know.

Alright. I mean the average age for men now in

2025, the average longest age I think is what?

81? 82? Something like that. So if you, I think...

We'll have to be over 100 now. Oh god. Can't

believe I'm doing this. Yeah, so I'd like to

say that I'm halfway to dead Yeah, me too Bridge

Longest living. Oh My gosh anyway, so anyway,

I don't understand midlife crisis is because

it's like Clearly there's something wrong in

your life that you feel like you there's a hole

there that you need to fill with, you know, uh,

adventure or a shiny red sports car. Yeah, exactly.

So I feel like I have a hole in my life. So I

would have to click on several different links

and whatever, but the Google AI response, the

AI overview on Google says, according to current

project projections, the average longest living

male in 2025. Is expected to live around 76 .7

years based on the Social Security Administration's

intermediate life expectancy. Average, right?

Yes, average. Average age. Expectancy estimates

with a slight increase from 2024. So 76 .7 years.

Okay, yes, 76 is a even number, but that .7 puts

it at an odd number. If you, which is why I was

using 84 in my original thing, because if you

have 84, it's 44. Because right now, unfortunately,

I'm 44. And as of this recording, we are five

days away from my 45th birthday. That sentence

had entirely too many numbers. Apologize. I will

not apologize for the numbers. Thank you very

much. So yes folks, don't forget, act your age.

written on paper letters. What we get is a lot

of emails, digital, electronic. Yeah, actually

all of the emails we've ever received fit on

this flash drive right here, but that's not as

impressive as... No, this stack of letters here

is much more impressive. This is a prop, though,

made mostly of foam, fiberglass, that kind of

thing. So not to say that we don't actually get

letters from people, physical letters. Like this

one, for instance, from Becky, this is a question

we get all the time. Are we ever going to see

Perry the platypus get a girlfriend? No, no not

gonna happen. Here's another one. This one is

from Donnie says are we ever going to see Phineas

and Ferb as teenagers? Yes. Yes, we are fact

We're gonna see it right now this episode is

set ten years in the future So don't let it confuse

you actually to avoid confusion. Let's let's

just synchronize our calendars right now I'm

running out of time Ferb. I got to choose a school.

Do I stay local or go abroad? Trade school? Art

school? Come on, Ferb. Help me make a decision.

Get in the booth. Oh, cool. All my college acceptance

letters. I guess we're going to let fate decide

this one. This was fun. I like this. This is

good. It was fun. I mean, there was some really

good parts. I don't want to jump the gun, but

at the very end, right? You go through all of

this and finally Phineas and Isabella get together

and they're a couple and he chases her down before

she can go away to college and kisses her. And

I cheered. Is that wrong? No, because no, because

they're, they're college age. They're adults.

Okay. Yeah. Would be wrong if they did this three

seasons ago when they were ten years old together

Wow, technically a little technically they they

did kiss and the and the second dimension Yeah,

but that's the second dimension. That's a before

the mind wipe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah exactly Yeah,

which that's more years. Yeah, we are we know

we don't speak about that So what's cool with

Act Your Age 2B is that it actually starts with

a live action intro from Dan and Swampy. I forgot

about this. Yeah, you know, that might have been

my least favorite part, to be honest. Really?

You know, I feel like if they were going to come

out and do a live action bit that maybe should

have been in the last episode, but this is kind

of second to the last -ish. And it just seemed

oddly timed, but, you know, they kind of threw

themselves out there and they're like, oh, hi,

you know, we're we're here in front of this comical

mountain of of mail that's actually a prop, you

know, it just seemed weird. And it threw me off

a little bit. I know it was an hour long episode.

I'd say, yeah, let's waste five minutes, you

know, in live action. It's almost like, gosh,

I don't want to say lazy writing, but it's like

They only wrote 15 minutes worth of show. And

they had to fill it somehow, question mark, and

they ended up filling it with, instead of five

minutes of Buford in his underwear with wings,

they decided to fill it with Dan and Swampy.

I'm glad that it filled it with Daniswan. Nobody

needs Buford an extra five minutes in his underwear

with wings. Nobody needs that. You know what

would be hilarious is just like a running gag

throughout the episode where he's like trying

to get into this damn suit. Where he's like taking

off his shirt and he's like, turn around. I'm

taking off my shirt, you know, or like, hey,

hey, don't look at me. I'm putting on my diaper.

No. Just in the background like hopping up and

down just trying to get trying to get his pants

off No No, I know you I know you have a proclivity

for underpants humor and all that stuff, but

no We don't need that I think poop related makes

me giggle. But okay. So but the funny thing is

now this episode at this point 10 years old 15

years old How old is it? Though the episode itself

original release date on Disney Channel Which

this is funny and I know why the Phineas and

Ferb bookie does this because Disney Channel

it's alphabetical whatever Yeah, but I wish they

would have done it by date because it makes no

sense here Disney Channel US premiere was February

20th 2015. So yes, this episode is ten years

old And then the Disney XD episode was on my

That makes me really feel fucking awesome. Oh,

yeah Disney XD premiere date was February 9th

2015 so my 35th birthday Yeah So so here's the

thing though is it's like they show they show

Dan and not And he he's got brown hair, right?

I mean, you know And if you follow dan now and

i got white hair he's so good. We're not making

like look we would love we've been doing this

podcast for almost ten years folks. I would love

to have dan and swampy on and talk to them both

whether that whether we have them on together

whether we have them separately it's not a disrespect

thing it's just a thing of. Ten years ago you

had brown hair. Yeah years later. You got gray

hair It's an observation and then I observed

the same thing in myself, you know, it's like,

you know Ten years ago. I had a terrible haircut

And I didn't have gray hair and now I have a

terrible haircut right now when I don't have

gray hair But now I got a pretty good haircut.

I really like my stylist that she's been around

for almost ten years But yeah back then I had

a haircut like Bert. It was Hey, you leave Burt

out of this if you're talking about - Have you

seen Burt's hair? He's like bald. He's got a

little tuft at the very top that sticks straight

up. That's what my haircut looked like. Terrible.

Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Which Burt - are you

talking about Burt from Sesame Street? Yes. Burt

from Sesame Street is not bald. No, he's got

a little tuft of hair at the very top of his

cone head sticking straight up. Just like Phineas!

Anyway, as I was saying conspiracy theory new

conspiracy theory Burt is Phineas's father No,

I think you're on to something there Oh 10 years

ago, 10 years later. What if his mom was like,

uh, had shocking red hair. I might buy that,

but some somewhere, uh, his father has shocking

red hair and haircut like Bert. Yeah. Okay. So

time 10 years back and forth. What now? Don't

know what are we talking about? Oh? So my point

was you know if we're gonna see Dan a swampy

you have to point out the fact that that number

one Dan's hair has changed very much and number

two swampy's hat same damn hat Never changed

that hat right always go with look so there's

a I'll have to take a new image, but It looks

good in that hat. If it works, change it. All

right. There's an 11 -year -old image of me floating

out there on the internet with me in my Boston

Red Sox hat. I still have the exact same hat.

That was 11. No. 21, not 11. Wow. Math sucks,

folks. Yeah, 2004. There's an image of me from

2004 wearing that hat and I took one last year

Because it was the 10th and anyway 20th or whatever.

I don't act your age Yeah, we're going way down

that yeah, yeah rabbit rabbit hole of numbers

and Sesame Street characters being Phineas and

Ferb's fathers and Oh God, what if Oscar the

Grouch was different Schmarts dad. Jesus Christ.

That would be a show to remember Hey It could

happen. It's a grouchinator. You had to get degrouchinator,

there you go. Grouchinator! Yes. The degrouchinator

leaves marks all over the place. Oh god, please

tell me somebody's gonna get that joke. I didn't

get it. What? Oh my god! Are you kidding me?

Grouchinator leaves marks. Groucho marks. Oh

my gosh. That's the worst. It's not funny if

you have to explain it. I know! You're supposed

to laugh anyway. Oh crap. Asshat. Alright, so

save somewhere. The other cool thing is the the

Nash Ole Mexican Jewish Cafe. Yeah. I the second

time I watched this I said I watched it a couple

weeks ago and then rewatched it again, but the

second time I watched it I I took note of the

front of the restaurant and it's like a Pepe's

if you're familiar with a Pepe's Where it's supposed

to look like an old old -time like mission like

a southwestern mission and except at the top

where You know, I have a bell like a Taco Bell

at the top where you have a bell. It has a dreidel.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. Yeah, exactly. But

yeah, I what I I caught that the second time

and I was like, that's clever. That was it's

like it's like Taco Bell, except with a dreidel.

Yeah, give it to fish tacos. Does that sound

like something I'd want to keep? Yeah, no, you

can leave the Gavilta fish in the sea. Thank

you very much. I'll take haddock. I'll take flounder.

I'll take cod over Gavilta fish any day. No Gavilta

fish. No Gavilta fish. So the nice thing is they

have all the fireside girls except now they're

grown up. They're getting presumably getting

ready to go off to college themselves, you know,

or maybe a year or two. possibly behind Isabella.

But I'm going to say they have adult voice actors,

you know, but in some cases, you know, they do.

But particularly Ginger, who has Ming Na Wen,

again, is is the currently the only Disney trifecta.

Voice actors are not even voice actors. She was

a Disney princess. She was a Marvel superhero

and she was in Star Wars. So she's the only one

that's done that so far. Every time her name

comes up, but yeah, she plays Ginger's mom and

in all the other episodes, but in this one she

plays Ginger. How did I forget that? I get what?

That she plays Ginger's mom? No, that she was

Chun -Li in 1994 Street Fighter. Oh, yeah. Well,

that's not Disney, but yeah. I know it's not

Disney, but she is she's a ridiculous badass.

If you've ever seen like the TV show, that's

how she's, you know, the Disney superhero because

she's she's the cavalry. Agent May and Melinda

May. But she was, you know, she's either pushing

50 or 50 at the time. And she was just badass.

I mean, I aspire to be as cool as Agent May when

I grow up. You mean you haven't grown up yet?

No, hell no. I still love poop jokes. I haven't

grown up. Yeah, well, she will be 62 years old

this November. Oh my gosh, you're kidding. Wow.

I'm looking at her page right now on the Phineas

and Ferb Wiki, and it lists her birthday, November

20th, 1963. So she will be 62 years old this

year. And you're right, she can and does kick

ass all of the time. He's pretty amazing. Very,

very amazing. I'm trying to remember if it was

Ming -Na when that did that. I'm trying to remember

what she's done, but I'm trying to remember a

specific film. When was this? Was it gunpowder

no good, but she didn't do gunpowder milkshake.

She did something. I could just want she did

something else Oh, yeah, that's yeah Absolutely.

Yep. Yeah, but yeah, she's a Martial artist and

also in an older Asian lady Okay. Did you know

that Maynard Wen's television debut was on Mr.

Rogers' Neighborhood in 1985? She was Royal Trumpeter

number three. No. Yeah, that's what this says.

Holy cow. I want to say that Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

was the Chicago thing because it was on WGN back

in the day. I could be wrong. You mean the show

was created the the setting of the show is chicago

where the fact that it's a produced in chicago.

Yeah okay i could be wrong don't don't go look

it up but you know because like it came for me

it came on the same channel and around the same

time as bozo circus and bozo it's burned it's

ah okay so but say rural No, no, no. Pennsylvania

is over here. Chicago is all, like literally,

you and I are both in Northern Indiana and we're

closer to Chicago than Pittsburgh. So I only

had to click on one thing and I only had to scroll

over one thing. Mr. Rogers' Neighbor, the series

had its genesis in 1953 when Rogers and Josie

Carey joined the newly formed public television

station WQED. So all I did was I scrolled over

WQED because it links to the WQED Wikipedia page.

PBS member television station in Pittsburgh,

Pennsylvania. So it started in Pittsburgh. All

right. That's so it's not a Chicago sand. And

for me originally, I thought it started in Boston

because I was a kid obviously in the eighties

and I'm originally from Boston, Massachusetts

and you got PBS station up there was a channel,

channel two WGBH Boston channel two. So yeah,

no, we're both wrong. It's in Pittsburgh. Well,

again, for me, it was like on the same bet time,

same bet channel as, as Bozo. Bozo was in Chicago.

If you were a kid in the Chicagoland area, you

too could be in the audience to see some kid

poorly throw a ball into a bucket. But the funny

thing is, like, I have friends in California

who had no idea what Bozo was. Yeah. You know,

they they knew that when someone's being a clown,

you call them Bozo because apparently that's

derogatory for clown. But they didn't realize

that Bozo was an actual person. Like, yeah, I

watched Bozo every morning. That's how I knew

when it was time to go to school, because when

the Bozo bucket started, I had to go. And to

be honest, kids never made the six buckets, so

it didn't matter. I could go. One time I was

late for school because some kid actually like

got past three and I was like, oh, man, I got

to see this. I got to see this. I once watched

a kid throw a ball into the six bucket and win

that damn bike. And. Now, if you if you if you

have no idea what Bozo Circus is, you've never

seen the Bozo buckets and this makes absolutely

no sense to you. But I tell you. It's one of

the most exciting things I'd ever seen at that

age. Awesome. So the Teen Fireside Girls. I'm

so sorry. Let's get out of that rabbit hole.

Gretchen is still Ariel Winter. Addison is Madison

Pettis. Holly is voiced by Dana Davis. We have

already talked about Ginger with McNaulan. And

then Dana Farman is Millie. And then - Diamond's

in there, right? No, she's not. Diamond White's

not listed. No. What? Soleil McGee is the voice

of Katie. So Holly, Holly originally was Diamond

White, right, as a kid? They switched that to

Dana Davis, whoever Dana Davis is. That is surprising.

Well, surprising because Diamond White, well,

you know what? Ten years ago, she probably...

So, yeah, I guess she's probably about eight,

10 years ago. So that would be over old. I guess

that makes more sense, because like now, if you

look her up, she's she's an adult. Yeah. What

about Diamond White or? Yeah, Diamond White.

Yeah. Well, even Ariel Winter 10 years ago was

probably still like 15. Yeah. Yeah I'm looking

up holly here. I'm trying to see where it's production

Trying to see Raging bully They were gonna Well,

I was trying to see if they were going to list

to the like if there were multiple Which there

are multiple I think there are multiple voices

of holly, but you know, because oh Alissa on

the wiki page for the holly page. Yeah, I thought

that that's what they were gonna do But apparently

not taking all together too long to find that

information Wow diamond white was born in 1999,

holy crap All right. Oh really? Yeah, she's 26

now Uh -huh. I feel ridiculously old. Okay, so

Ali was voiced by Symphonic Miller in season

one, Diamond White in season two, and Dana Davis

in Act Your Age. Yep. Huh. So, huh. I was really

surprised I didn't go with Diamond White. Because,

yeah, 10 years ago she would have been... 16.

16? That would've been perfect at that age. I

don't understand. I don't know. But we do have

a Transformers connection, ladies and gentlemen,

because we always got to tie it back to Transformers

around here. She was the voice of Francine Green

in Rescue Bots. Roll to the Rescue Bots, people.

Roll to the Rescue Bots, exactly. And that's

where I was introduced to her, but she was young

then, though. I mean, she was... This was, uh...

Roll the rescue box was back in no no no to 2010

2010 2011 Dayton was five so it would have been

2011 August 18th of 2012 is when first no 2011

August December 17 2011 is when it first started

It would have been about 2011 because like I

said, he was five, very difficult to work with.

He's supposed to have a combination of both you

and your wife as his person. Wow. Well, then

again, you're kind of difficult to work with

sometimes so, you know, I can't be I can't be

There's a whole thing folks that no one will

ever hear I'm gonna reference here There's a

whole hour of us discussing the schedule of podcast

episodes here for the podcast organization without

a cool acronym Going back and forth trying to

figure out where shit belongs and it didn't work

very difficult to work with Yes age age age age

is eight ages, but I don't know. I don't know

what he does anymore And what it come down to

is when you have to do 18 takes with a five year

old, you know, come talk to me. Yeah, exactly.

He said some really funny things, though, that

I did include in the show. Yeah. One day he said

something he like. I'm like, well, what did you

think of blades? You know, you like blades and

he looks at me and says he's helicopter tastic.

Helicopter -tastic, that's all you got to say.

That's it. One -liners. That made the three hours

of recording worth it. Yeah. Well, you know,

that goes in line with, like I said, with what

we always talk about here at the GeekCast Radio

Network, which is Transformers. Michael Wilson

is the new Wally Burr. Could you do that again

Peter please with a different vocal infection?

Hey Michael Bell, could you do this one more

time take three? Oh, no, we have a cricket in

the studio. No, it's just Frank. It's just Frank

Really just want you to make it sound like your

hairs on fire. That's right. That's right You

know what that sounds like, right? So wait a

minute, so she was born in 599 99 then she would

in 2010 she would have been 11 Wait 2011 she

would have been 12 So she was 12 when she played

role of the rescue bots Yeah, yeah, she was playing

like an eight -year -old so that yeah Anyway,

what it come down to is, you know, she's doing,

she's probably sinking somewhere. Probably. At

the OWCA, Irving, now working as an intern, notices

Doof and Schmertz's inator alert going off and

informs his superior, Commander Carl. OK, he

just went straight to Commander. But Irving was.

Intern Irving. Yep. You gotta do something with

Irving. You gotta throw Irving some sort of bone

and having him be an intern at ALCA makes more

sense than anything else besides the fact that

he's just usually a creeper anyway. I guess.

I mean he stalks the hell out of me, like can

I join? Can I join? And then in one episode he

was like stuck in the tree just watching. Oh

don't mind me, I'm just here watching you guys

have fun. I'm like Irving, stop being a predator.

Bit of a creeper. Little bit of a creeper there

Irving. It's like I'm looking at the birds. Liar.

No you're not. Binoculars? You a little weirdo?

Mm -hmm. And Monogram has since retired to Bora

Bora. That might have been one of the funniest

lines in the show. It's like, you know, it's

like he's, but he's in a better place now. Sir,

it's the old Evil Scientist Alert System. It's

showing inator activity on a Dr. Doof for...

Doof and Schmarts? Right? Googly moogly. I thought

he'd given up his evil ways when we placed him

as a high school science teacher. Well, it's

too bad Monogram isn't around to see this. Well,

sir, he's gone to a better place. Yeah. Oh, what

the heck. I'm going to call him. Monogram. How

have you been, sir? Carl, I'm great. Mora Mora

really is a better place. Yeah. I was like, wait,

wait a minute. You're not going to do this, right?

You're not going to, like, you can't have Phineas

and Ferb. Like, that's like... Killing doofenshmirtz

like if you kill doofenshmirtz, it's not gonna

work It's not Disney without parental death.

I mean, you know as much as I love mr. Fletcher

he could go I'm just saying Disney and parental

death Everybody circle Ritz O 'Brien nothing

bad will ever happen to him Yeah, I left a lot

of that time. He's like but he's in a better

place. Oh, yeah He's like I'm gonna go screw

it I'm gonna call him like oh good. Oh good.

You could call him. She's on a beach somewhere

That was funny though. Like just tell him I said

hi. Yeah, very funny So we have that and then

times Mm -hmm. But yeah, so the whole the whole

Midlife crisis thing and he ends up with the

yellow sports car that he gives to Vanessa Mm

-hmm hear that if she stole it She might she

might still be flaming with evil. I don't know

Well, that's part about this is is that she's

no longer dating Seth Green she's dating They

never really explained that it was just I don't

think there I don't think there needs to be an

explanation I mean if they wanted to do like

in the if when we get the season five the new

episodes and I don't think we're gonna get adult

I don't I think this is just its own thing right

here with accurate I don't think we're gonna

get in the new season I'm fairly certain we're

probably not gonna get more adult vert like this

adult version of the characters anymore I could

be wrong so you know whatever but like I would

love to see adult finite not adult but grown

-up Oh Phineas over the next generation where

they've got like their kids, you know, it's like

Yeah, yeah that yeah trying to figure out what

they're going to do all summer together Yeah,

it's bad enough. We have Disney and parental

death. We don't need to introduce Axel Braun

to Disney Axel Braun is a Popular form porn director

Anyway Well, I kept saying the word adult and

you know Okay Axel Braun presents Phineas and

Ferb. Yeah, we don't need that Honestly, it's

probably out there, but we don't need it. We

don't need to know That's rule 34. Yeah, exactly

Don't Google that No. Don't Google that. No.

The best part of this episode will be deciding

what to cut out of it because it's far too long.

There's far too many rabbit holes. And we haven't

actually talked about the episode yet. Oh, no,

this is all staying in. I'm not cutting any of

this. Screw that. Getting too old for this shit

good times. So yeah, we got any is trying to

figure out where he's gonna go We got Isabella

doing her thing about college. Yep, and then

the gang during up for some reason Oh Yeah, she

had salmonella because there's only only so many

things you can rhyme with Isabella. Yeah Yeah

Umbrella Salmonella. Yeah, no. Salmonella. No.

I was like, why is she throwing up? Is she pregnant?

I don't understand. Now see, that would have

been a good twist. But yeah, I was like, how

old is she here? Because they keep showing her

at different ages. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird.

What other notes do you have for act your age?

What else do we need to talk about with this?

I mean, I could go on and on and on about the

whole life crisis thing. You know, I can't really

relate to it. But I know people who have. It's

not like, oh, I'm going to go on an adventure.

It's usually going to cheat on my wife. No, it's

not. It's something again that I can't relate

to because, you know, my wife is my best friend.

I can't, if I'm gonna run off on and have an

adventure, it's usually with her. Yeah, exactly.

Oh no, I can't relate to that. I am of that age

where, you know, it's like, oh yeah, you should

probably, you know, have a mental breakdown and

go do something stupid. Let's see, I have those

every day. Like I don't go out and do anything

stupid, but I am mental breakdowns every yeah,

it's a daily occurrence for me. So Life crisis

has been happening since 30 and I'm 40. I'll

be 45 15 years folks. Oh God podcasting made

me have a midlife crisis for 15 years. Jesus

Christ But the podcasting was your midlife crisis

Probably something stupid. Where can I find a

microphone? Where can I find a crappy headset

with a microphone attached? Oh my god, I still

have that image. I took an image of myself. I

took a selfie. Yeah, with the crappy headset.

It's like a small ass earpiece that barely fit

over my ear and a microphone that was entirely

too close to my mouth. And I was like, Oh God,

thank God this was only seven dollars. and since

that $7 headset over the last 16 years I've bought

technically I bought the same microphone three

different times and now like I said off air I've

upgraded to the Blue Yeti with a microphone stand

with a pop filter with everything else and all

this and all that and whatever but you got the

professional setup Yes, the professional setup

It's funny. I people are gonna make fun of me,

but I'm I just got like my you're still Logitech

Wireless headset just because you know, it's

good for podcasting. It's good for gaming. Yeah

play a lot of games and You know, it's it's it's

good for everything and it's it's not terribly

uncomfortable But yeah, I got since I got my

new glasses it's It'd be a little uncomfortable.

See, I can't do, I probably need glasses because

I'm legally blind, but I can't do glasses because

taking them on and off, like if I sit here and

I have my glasses on and whatever else, it's

like, oh, okay, well, I'm gonna go to the bathroom

or go to this or go to that or go lay down, take

a nap, whatever. It's like taking them off, going

back to my crappy vision. It's like, what in

the hell, why would I do that? And the problem

with the JVC. Don't do that and the problem with

the JVC H H H X H R H H a the the H a RX 700

is that they're full earcup headphones and My

glasses won't won't even fit on my head wearing

these things so No, I got the full earcup, but

they just press the arms of the glasses into

my skull No over time no, it comes a little comfortable

Yeah, I would be uncomfortable after about two

and a half minutes of that. So no We're old men

in case you hadn't figured this out folks. Oh

My glasses, I can't yeah. Yeah exactly. Yep and

do it So Dufrin Schmerz has dyed his gray hair

black and is riding a jet ski with perry uh not

for dear life and then yeah and then they crashed

the jet ski into a sailing yacht oh boy you know

there was nobody on that yacht i'm like it was

just like this a ghost ship just derelict at

sea and they happened to run into it because

that's odd i had a nickel for every time that

happened uh -huh one nickel yeah one nickel And

then they crash the yacht he swims back to shore

Wow, it's sank. Yeah, you know That happens And

then the rest of the episode is pretty much Finneas

deciding between tri -state state and something

else I forget what the second one was and then

the rest of it is you Was it Danville you I thought

you Danville U or Tri -State State? Yeah, because

they live in Danville. It's like, is their town,

is that big enough to support a... Through college

systems, yeah. Yeah, sure. Well, Tri -State might

not be in Danville, might be next door. Yeah,

that's right. It's the college in the town right

next door. Right next door. Right next door.

That's right. So we have Baljeet, the Fireside

Girls, Buford trying to get Isabella and Phineas

together. That's the rest of the crux of the

episode. Yeah. I found it surprising. Actually,

maybe it wasn't so much surprising, but how much

time do teenage boys sit around making sandwiches?

All right. Well, I... I think what they were

trying to show, and again, I'm assuming, so I'm

probably making an ass out of myself here, but

I'm assuming what they were trying to show is

that the girls are doing their conversation thing

about how to get them together and the boys are,

it's clicks, it's circles, it's, you know, Mars

versus Venus, Venus and Mars and all that, male,

female, whatever. Nail bonding and then the girls

have the female bonding again. I could be wrong

but yeah, they're just making a sandwich or making

a couple of sandwiches because Buford comes in

and He's got this deeper voice that doesn't really

sound like this because my voice can't sound

like Buford But his voice has gotten so much

lower Yeah, you just injured yourself I think

I just thought it was funny cuz he he kind of

went He kind of went from sounding like Cartman,

you know, hey, let's go out, you know, whether

and now he's he's more up here where he's talking

about his film aspirations. And, you know, but

it's still it's still him. You know, it's still

him. It's still a good view bird. But, you know,

he's he's made a definite change. And I felt

like a firm didn't change at all, but I felt

like. The Phineas voice actor made an attempt

to sound more, you know, mature, but it still

was just Phineas. Yeah, it's just, yeah, Vincent

Martella didn't do anything to Phineas' voice.

He, I think what he did, actually he did. I think

what he changed was... No, there was a difference.

It was subtle. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that

subtlety is good, folks. Trust me subtle. No.

No, it's it takes talent. I'm not saying I'm

saying talent get there. Yeah but I mean, I think

that it was funny because they make the point

here they make the the He actually says we're

just waiting for our voice to drop, you know,

and then Baljeet comes in and he's like, hey,

how's it going? Yeah Hey everybody Yeah, and

then his voice goes back to normal But I like

Bobby Gayler as Buford, whether it's the younger

Buford or the... I like the older Buford. It

sounds good. Sorry. No, I honestly felt that

the rest of the characters should have followed

suit. They should have, you know, maybe been

a little less subtle in the same way that Buford

was less subtle. Buford was like, you know, he

kind of went from... I don't know. He was much

more raspy, I guess. But, you know, and then

he's. As a as a film student, you know, I'm going

to create pretentious art, you know, and it just

sounded more sure, I guess, I don't know. Yeah,

yeah. You know, and what's funny, though, is,

you know, I have. It's my own who are 16 and

18 now, and, you know, you've got. Aiden at five

or six going helicopter -tastic, you know, and

now he's like, oh, hey My son Gavin is So he's

like, hey what Not a day goes by where he's not

like brah brah And it's like, I, my voice isn't

even that low. I don't, I don't know where he

got that from, bro. Come on. You can take me

to school. Like, dude, no, you could drive your

own ass to school. Like you got a license. Go

drive. I know this the other day. He, uh, you

know, well, he's like, I thought I smelled something.

Yeah. In the car. So I want, you know, I want

you to go look at the car and I'm like, all right,

well, you're going to have to leave it here while

you take, you know, you maybe your brother will

drive you and then I'll come pick you up after

school or something after wrestling. And he's

like, you're going to come pick me up, right?

Like I'll pick you up what time you are not doing

until like six. Like, well, yeah, it's fine.

You know. His voice, his voice is down here somewhere.

I'm like, oh my God. Huge difference, huge difference

from their little. Yeah, I have to actually touch

my throat in order to get this voice to change

my voice to sound like I can't do it on my own.

I have to really. Yeah, bro. Come on, bro. Oh,

you're coming to get me, right? Yeah. Come get

you. All right Come get you. It's just it's just

weird You know, he he said he doesn't register

that low but You know, but yeah, very different

from when he was little, you know, we all of

your old Aidan is different from 18 year old

Aidan but 16 year old Gavin it's like oh my god

Are you doing that on purpose What are you doing?

Yeah, they're yeah, they're just trying to screw

with you. That's the guy I would not have been.

I wouldn't have been upset if they had, you know,

lowered Phineas a little bit. Yeah, it's like

they still want them to be recognizably Phineas.

But, you know, he's. Well, that's what I'm saying.

I want to do today. Yeah. Well, no, you don't

want to have him go that low, but I think. No,

we're going to do today. No. Uh, I think Vincent

Martella did a nice, a nice enough subtle job

where he did. It's not the high pitched Phineas

that's up here all the time. It's not that it's

a little lower than that. It's a little less

excitable because he has all these emotions between

tri -state state and Danville U. Like, just pick

one already. I think the emotions are finding

out that your crush had a crush on you for 10

years. You had no idea. Yeah. It's like he's

like, oh, man, I got to go for a walk. I got

to clear my head. I'm just going to go. Yeah.

And at that point, I'm like, well, there is a

teenage boy, you know. Yeah, I would say out

of all of them, Phineas is probably the most

teenager -ish because at least Buford, Baljeet,

and Ferb, they kind of know what they're, like

Phineas is the only one that doesn't know what

he's going to do. He's the only one with a, I

don't want to say midlife, like Doofenshmirtz

has a midlife crisis, so does Phineas. Phineas

has an early midlife crisis with trying to figure

out the fact that, you know, The girl that he

had this crush on had a crush on him that he

didn't even know about, and I don't know how

he couldn't have known about it, even if they

didn't talk about the kiss in the second dimension,

because the mind wipe and whatever. If they hadn't

done the mind wipe, they could have done so many

stories of Isabella and Phineas and fit all that

in instead of having to do this 10 -year will

they, won't they BS. Remember, folks, always

act your age. It's like for somebody who knows

what they're going to do every day, you know,

I know what we're going to do today. You know,

he seems to know very little about what he wants

to do for the rest of his life. It's like, don't

you know what you want to be when you grow up?

I mean, and now arguably you're grown up and

you are going to go off to college. You don't

know what you want to do. Yeah. And I think that's

the crux of this whole episode is that, as we've

mentioned in the last nine and a half, 10 years

that we've been doing this podcast, is that we've

never seen them at school. We've seen them go

to a school -like building, but it's always after

school or it's because it's summer, they're not

in school. Like we were so we've never really

seen them do the school thing So we've never

like here with at your age trying to figure out

what you're gonna do That seems to me like I

love the episode the episodes great. The problem

is We've never seen them in school before. Like

we know they're geniuses. We know that they can

excel at math or science or biology or trigonometry.

Trigonometry is math, but like all these other

things that, you know, normal people go through

school and everything else, they're essentially

geniuses. And this is the, one of the first times,

if not the first time we're seeing them talk

about the school stuff and having graduated high

school and this and all that so it's a different

episode in the sense that We're not focusing

on Hey, I know what we're gonna do today Like

we're not focusing on that They're not have the

adventure in this episode is them trying to figure

out what they're gonna do at the next stage of

their life Because they are now at the next stage

of their life. They're not kids who are building

giant roller coasters or water slides or or or

Balloons that use what all the stuff like, you

know all the stuff they've done giant floating

baby heads and everything else Was the giant

floating baby head in this because if it wasn't

I'm taking three points off. I was not in this

one I'm gonna take three points off of this because

of that, but I'm like, yeah. So again, I think

this is a different episode that Leaves us wanting

a little bit more context, but at the same time,

it also feels like, Oh, like if they were going

to end it here, like if this is where the series

stopped. I didn't have last day of summer. We

didn't have any of the other things that we still

have to do with the podcast. I would be perfectly

fine with this because this would be okay. Summer

is over. Yes. You've had like. 10 summers or

20 summers or however many summers you've had

in one summer, but you're presenting us with

an episode where they're becoming adults. Yeah.

And usually when kids shows end, most of the

time is when they become adults because it's

no longer a kids show. No longer kids. Yeah.

Or, or worse, they jump the shark and bring in

new kids. We don't talk about saved by the bell,

the new class. Thank you very much. Again, that's

a perfect example of this episode. You look at

Saved by the Bell. Saved by the Bell is, however,

I don't have the information in front of me,

however many seasons, I think nine or 10 seasons

of Saved by the Bell, they're always in high

school, I think. I would have to do some clicking

and figuring out what... Anyway, point is is

that by the end of Saved by the Bell, they graduate

high school and go on... Yeah, well, okay. Yeah,

that's acting. That's Hollywood. I'm talking

about the fictional universe, not the real universe.

Mario Lopez in college for 15 years. Let's not

go there. High school for 15 years. Hey, look.

You know, went to high school for 15 years, got

on extra, and then start as a young Colonel Sanders

in a two -minute ho - Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, my

God. Yeah, a recipe for seduction. What? What?

What? What? All right, so we have Mario Lopez

and Axel Braun teaming up? No! I thought that's

what Showgirls was. Yeah, kind of. But yeah,

so we get saved by the bell and then we get saved

by the bell of college years where we see them

in college. Which here in Phineas and Ferb, because

it's summer, we don't see them at school. We

see them out of school, having all these fun

adventures, creating all this stuff, doing all

these crazy things. And now that this episode

is here, summer is over. No more adventures as

high school is over. They completely skipped

high school. Yeah, exactly. All the salmonella

is glossed over. No, just no. That was. This

is hugging the porcelain throne. So much salmonella.

Yeah, but yeah, I mean, and I really thought

this was longer. I didn't realize this was only

22 minutes. You know, it's weird though. So we

have like, next up we have the last day of summer,

which is an hour. And then we have the special,

which saves summer. That's an hour. You've got

the Alka files after that, another hour. So it's

like, yes, they probably could have given us

an hour of Phineas and Ferb. Did their their

friends all as teenagers? Hey, they should have

given us an hour of them as teenagers. Yeah,

I've expounded on that. I mean. They could have

done something other than, hey, let's all sit

around and make sandwiches and manipulate each

other in this weird teenage relationship. One.

I get it, but you know, it's like. You know,

there's creative stuff. You could have seen here.

Yeah. Yes, there is. But unfortunately, we're

not seeing it here. I don't know. I still enjoyed

the episode. Yeah, no, I did. I felt like this

could have been a nice end to the to the series

after watching, you know, the last day of summer.

I I'm happy that it wasn't. Yeah. Yeah, after

that it's like wait a minute the end of the last

day of summer is just perfect Uh -huh. It's like

yeah, it's like no. I wouldn't want who have

missed that Yeah, no, you wouldn't want to miss

that. Yeah, we'll talk about that next. Oh, yeah

later eventually one of these days This episode

is really sweet. And like I said at the end you

get a cheer worthy moment. Yep, absolutely What

are you looking up? You're looking something

up. I'm not looking up anything. I'm not doing

anything. Yeah, it is absolutely a tear -worthy

moment. Cheer. Cheer, tear, fear, steer. I'm

not crying. You're crying. Yeah, I'm not crying.

You're crying. Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah, no. Yeah,

no. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. Yeah,

no. No. Yeah, no. But yeah, totally worth waiting

for. Yep. That's what she said. I don't know

about that, but... Oh, she did it. Yeah, she

said that was worth waiting for. Yeah. Oh, that's

true. Yeah. I wish she would have said something

else after that, like, hmm, I remember something.

Like, oh, I know what you had for lunch today.

No, no, no. What did she say? Like if she actually

no we were waiting ten years for yes, it was

but I'm saying it would have been nice if there

was some sort of Look on Isabella's face where

she kind of even though there was a mind wipe

that she kind of remembers the original kiss

that they like That would have been cool if there

was some sort of smile or realization of hey,

wait a minute We've done this before but no act

your age. I don't even know if we've talked about

it from that moment though I do like that Phineas

is in the car with Vanessa and Ferb Where Phineas

is not just, Hey, I've been running after Isabella's

car or Hey, I just came out of this shop next

to this stoplight. I like that he's in the car

with Furbin and, uh, Furbin Vanessa, uh, and

they meet up at the, at the traffic drop you

off somewhere. And he's like, yeah. Yeah. I think

chase her down. Yeah. I was wondering, like,

while this is happening, what's going on with

the traffic behind them? Yes, he just stops her

car. She hops out in the middle of the street

and they're and they're like making out Yeah

in an intersection in a town that's literally

big enough to hold a university. I To university.

Yeah, exactly. And will you and tri -state state?

Actually, no, she was going to tri -state state

And she was leaving the town. She was leaving.

She was getting on the highway to leave the city

limits. So it tells me that Tri -State State

is farther away. But yeah, it's not in Danville.

It's in the Tri -State. Little outside. Yeah,

it's in the Tri -State area there because, you

know, Tri -State State. It's in Kansas. It's

in Kansas misery. Kansas? That's right. Kansas,

Kansas. I thought the Tri -State was Minneapolis.

I don't know. All I know is I hope none of those

teams win. Neither one of them. Can we have a

ref just rig it to where they both lose the Super

Bowl? Oh, shoot. I don't even know who's going

to be in the Super Bowl. The Philadelphia Eagles

and the Kansas City Chiefs. Kansas City is trying

for a three -peat. Did you just read that off

the wiki? No No, I read that off the bike but

my brain damaged brain because always I've been

seeing lately is everything about Patrick Mahomo

and everything else Somebody else made that joke.

I didn't make that joke. Yeah, it's just mean.

Why would you say that? Well, I mean, you know

people it's not helpful The NFL is rigged. I

mean, you know, Taylor Swift bought them off

and she's going to win the Super Bowl this year.

It's a thing that you don't. You're not a sports

guy and it's okay. I don't know anything about

it. Actually, is it this weekend or next weekend?

Well, as of this recording, it'll be February

9th, 2025. My friggin' birthday. I hate that

the Super Bowl is on my birthday this year because

I don't care for either one of the teams. I'm

just there for commercials. I like the commercials.

See, I feel the same way. Every year I'm invited

to a Super Bowl party and I go to it and I watch

the commercials and they eat snacks and take

shots. That's essentially it. Act your age. What

are we going to rate this thing? I'm inclined

to give it a 5. Is it perfect? It might be. Do

I often cheer at the end of Phineas and Ferb?

No, not all the time. This time I cheered a little.

I liked seeing all of the characters grown up.

I feel like they were firing on all cylinders

here. I'm giving in that the four and a half

to five range, you know Yeah, like I can see

it being a five Because again, like you just

said you have all the characters grown up. You

have all the characters in completely different

yet the same sit like Irving working at at alka

that hasn't happened before You got you got Carl

who's in charge now? That's kind of cool. So

Carl kind of got his comeuppance. He's no longer

an intern. He's he's the boss major monograms

retired to Bora Bora. You know, he's hanging

out with with Xander Cage from the triple X film

franchise because Xander Cage aka Vin Diesel

always wanted to go to Bora Bora. So you got

that. And you got Doof kind of doing his old

thing, like, I don't know, you got him doing

his... He's old, but he's happy. Yeah. I can

relate to that. Yeah, and I like the whole thing

of... He even says it, he says... Her the platypus.

What are you doing here? It's not Wednesday.

We're not going to play bowling night bowling

night in and Perry points to the in he goes Oh

the old innator alert went off. That's that's

so funny I like that. I think that's kind of

cool And then again, as we've already mentioned

that at length about Phineas and his his eternal

teenage Adultish struggle of trying to figure

out, you know what he's gonna do with his life

and all that not like I like that I think that's

good. I think that's fun As always, you know

Ferb and Vanessa, we don't get much with Ferb

like he says I think one or two things But I

like seeing them He says get in the booth That's

right That was awesome. I need a booth. I need

a decision -making booth. I can Throw all my

decisions on the floor, and then turn on the

booth, and then we'll flop around until I can

grab whatever, whichever one I grab first. It's

like, oh, that's what I'm gonna do today. Yeah,

I would rather have a decision -making booth

where I can actually choose something than have

artificial intelligence do it for me. Oh my god.

AI has made this world fucking lazy as hell.

See, I don't use it. I don't I have good just

maybe I'm just old Like okay, but again off my

lawn three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly Get off

my lawn Siri unless you're naked get off my lawn

Siri Axel Broad and sure you're on my lawn again

I'm still not sure who Axel Broad is but it's

a funny name Oh, God, I can't believe I'm going

to do this, folks. Don't Google it. Stop it.

Just just leave that alone. They're children

present. They're not children present. I'm sure

there are not. I don't think they look. This

podcast is labeled explicit, so that's the adults

fault. Italian American adult film producer and

director known for his productions of pornographic

parodies. So All right. Yeah, he does. There

could be Axel Bryan presents Phineas. Yeah, that's

the thing. There could be. It's just the worst

hair, worst hair ever. But like like the thing

when I searched about the whatever it was I searched

about earlier, I forget what it was. For something

in AI? Well, when I searched about the average

longest living male about about the midlife crisis,

about the age thing. he's about 12 inches no

oh my god no not body get your body parts out

of here you're the one bringing up porn is no

no no no no no no what i said was yeah ai has

made this world lazy and the thing of it is is

the first like like i said I searched before

we had the Axel Braun references. Yes. Average

longest living male 2025. The first result that

Google pulls up is an AI overview, which is what

I read earlier. It's really good at summarizing.

Right. And I understand. I understand it's good

at summarizing, but. Luckily, the next thing

like it's like the next two links are one is

from Worldometer, one is from BBC Science Focus,

who is the oldest person in the world in 2024,

yada, yada, yada. And then it goes to Wikipedia,

oldest people, etc, etc, etc. But the thing is,

most people aren't going to scroll past the AI

overview. The AI summary? Yeah. Yeah, they're

not going to scroll past that and try it. And

it's not just this specific search. Like, if

I searched any... If you go to Amazon... And

at the top of the reviews, you could have 2 ,000

reviews. But at the very top, it's going to have

an AI blurb that says, people talk about these

positive benefits, but they've also mentioned

these negative benefits. And it's like, wow,

that's really helpful. I don't have to read 2

,000 reviews now. I can just get the AI summary.

Because it's really good at reading 2 ,000 reviews.

And summing them up for me. Yeah, and that's

fine, but it's just like... Like, let me explain.

No, there's too much. Let me sum up. Yeah. But

it's like, it's like my intro and outro for the

podcasts. Like, I wrote that. I created that.

I did that myself. Like, I was creative enough.

Far too short to be summarized by AI, but okay.

No, it's a paragraph. It's not even a paragraph.

Exactly. The outro might be too long for the

AI to summarize, but that's because I have so

many things in the outro. But it's one of those

things where, like, I wrote this. Like, Steve

and I came up with this various thing and I've

changed it and done every kind of thing else

and whatever. But that's not what AI is for though.

I mean, AI would like listen to all of your podcasts

and give you a summary. Right higher body of

work, you know, yeah, and it has but I'm saying

like instead like People I hear people today

on certain podcasts and other things like oh,

I have an idea for a YouTube video Here's the

idea. I'm gonna let AI finish making my idea

Some people are using AI to be lazy and not be

creative. Oh All right. Well, I can see like

like Like if I was to say to Gemini or whatever

the hell, I don't think this will activate my

phone, but hey Gemini, write me an intro to a

podcast where my buddy Michael and I are talking

about the Disney Channel animated cartoon Phineas

and Ferb. So if I gave it that prompt where I

said, do this for me. I don't want to use AI

to do things for, I want my bro, I have. I'm

brain damaged. I don't have a piece of my brain.

I need to use as much of my brain as I possibly

can. I want to be as creative as I can. And...

Fair enough. Yeah, that's my biggest issue with

AI. It's not because it's not simple or easy

or it summarizes things. That's all fine. Where

I draw the line is I don't want it creating for

me. I think I'm going to try that for next week.

It's going to be like... No, you're not. No,

you're not. Write me a script for a conversation

around the episode last day of summer, and then

it'll just write out a script for me that I can

then read verbatim. This is so much easier. Holy

cow. I'm so lazy. This is awesome. Yeah, right.

If I could figure out how to do that, I probably

would. I don't really know how to do that. It

honestly isn't that hard to use AI to be non

-creative. You know what's funny now is, I could

be wrong, but like if I'm in Windows, a little

search bar at the bottom, I want to say that

that is like AI enabled now. so if i just told

it this is what i want it would probably go back

and give it to me probably i'm not gonna try

it because technology scares me but you know

i could he works in it folks and technology scares

him gotcha all right anything else yeah exactly

my favorite thing to do exactly well i mean that's

what it is Anything else about Act Your Age?

I know we already gave it fives and everything

else, but anything else about this one? Yeah,

we already talked about how I thought that it

would have made a nice season series finale.

But again, the end of Last Day of Summer is just

priceless. It wouldn't have given that up. Nope.

Absolutely. Alright folks, we're gonna go to

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Ferb which is the Phineas and Ferb save summer

one hour long special I think it's an hour. I

don't remember. Yeah, I hit the wrong do it I

hit the wrong I hit the okay and for Palpatine

unlimited power Yeah, I hit the wrong button

on the microphone that concludes my dissertation

on modern investigative techniques for establishing

proof of guilt without with and evidence Oh boy,

oh wait, I need to go up here don't mess it up.

It's like proof of guilt with or without physical

evidence Oh, physical evidence. There you go.

Physical evidence. Because it's like every time

she goes to bust the boys, they're gone. Whatever.

All the proof is gone. Yeah. Candice wasn't even

in this, was she? She was. They showed her. Yeah,

because Phineas said, I don't know what kind

of school I want to go to. And Ferb says, well,

you could go to law school with Candice. And

then they showed Candice. With her dissertation

and her dissertation. Right. Her dissertation

was modern investigative techniques for establishing

proof of guilt with or without physical evidence.

OK. And the review board was like, wow, I've

never wanted to bust somebody more. Yeah. OK.

Like, again, like she's not there to like she's

not. She's not there with what she's there, but

she's not um she made an appearance yeah she

made an appearance she's not starring in the

other she's not trying to bust them for trying

to move on with their lives like you know and

i'm like wait like literally the whole time we've

been talking i'm like where's kandace like i'm

so used to you know Annoying Candace. Yeah, she's

a grown ass adult on her grown ass college. She's

finished. She's finishing her law degree. Actually,

and she's defending her dissertation, which tells

me that she's getting like a PhD in law. She's

got a PhD in busting. Now she's Dr. Candace.

Oh my God. No. Dr. Candace. I didn't spend four

years in busting school. You'd have to call me

doctor. Yeah the school of busting Looking up

now stop it I'm loading up YouTube videos to

watch YouTube and make cookies. Oh Cookies. Yes

cookies. I have the Instant Nestle, Toll House,

Break Apart, they're not no -bake, but they're...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're refrigerated.

You just stick them on a cookie sheet. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Oh, should I... I put them in the

freezer. I didn't put them in the refrigerator.

Should I put them in the refrigerator? I don't

need to defrost those. Yeah, you can't just stick

frozen... Well, I guess you could, but they're

not gonna cook right. Yeah, you put them in the

fridge, let them thaw a little bit so it's nice

and soft, and then you can break them apart and

stick them on a cookie sheet. Oh, okay. See,

I thought you broke them. I thought you broke

them apart while they're frozen, so it's an easy,

clean break. So it's not gooey, messy. A hammer?

No, you just split them apart with your hands,

man. Gather it with a rolling pin. That's right.

I don't know. I roll in, roll in, roll in. It's

Christy got like sourdough starter, which is

essentially, you know, like like dough. Yeah,

except you mix it, you know, with a certain amount

of water and a certain amount of flour. And right.

And if you're so inclined, right, you can add

brown sugar and other stuff to it and make chocolate

chip cookies out of it. They were the best cookies.

They were so good. Very cool. It's a lot of work.

But yeah, they were really tasty. It was worth

it. There's not really any more. That's about

it.