Doof 101, Father’s Day, Operation Crumb Cake, and Mandace

This is Phil Lamar, and you are listening to

the Geekcast Radio Network. I know what you mean,

Ferb. It does seem like more than 104 days. Hello,

and welcome to episode 99 of Palka, brought to

you by the Geekcast Radio Network. I am one of

your hosts, Steve, Joe, and Mike. Joining me

once again, as always, is Peacock or Michael.

Hey, how's it going? It's going. Sometimes I

wish it would stop, but it's going. Today is

the 99th day of summer and this means it is the

day the GCR finds out all about doof 101 We then

celebrate Father's Day not in the summer because

this is the middle of winter hell winter just

showed up today Finally, we got snow about friggin

time Okay, so excited. It's like it's like three

weeks late I don't want it to show up. No, no,

it needs to get here. We need to get rid of this

heat. We need to get rid of this summer burn.

You need to have this winter freeze. Thank you

very much. Let's see. And then it's all about

Operation Crumb Cake with Isabella and her feelings

for Phineas. And finally, we deal with Mandus.

God. That would be the giant man mantis episode

So Michael are you ready to jump on the roller

coaster ride that is the podcast organization

without a cool acronym? Yes, yes, I am. Yes.

Yes, you are. That's right To think I wanted

to come back to school for sense of normalcy

Good morning people as you know there have been

some staff changes if you'll sit down I will

introduce you to your new science teacher like

the Heinz Doofenshmirtz Dr. Doofenshmirtz is

here on a trial basis. Yeah, we already had the

trial. The judge gave me a choice of doing hard

time or community service. So, here I am, ready

to impart upon these young, sponge -like minds

all my vast knowledge of evil sci - I mean, science.

That's right. Regular old science. No evil at

all. In fact, I've crossed out the word evil

whenever it appears in my old textbook, so it

should be a piece of cake. Alright, Doof101.

Dr. Griffin Schmerz is sentenced to community

service for being evil, and too much to his daughter

Vanessa's chagrin, he is assigned to teach her

science class at her school. Meanwhile, a trio

of bugs embark on a journey to become the first

insects to communicate with you - Ow. My head

hurts. Like, okay, I understand, because the

name of the episode is Doof 101, so I understand

Doof is going to be the A story here. Usually

he's the B story. Sometimes he can be the C story,

but very rarely is Doof the A story. But like,

the kids have no consequent, like... A story

doof B story bunch of bugs that try to communicate

with human. Are you friggin kidding me? Oh, don't

get me wrong. JK Simmons is awesome and yeah,

welcome guy Nats to it Wecklum guy Nats to everybody

who was listening to the podcast but like No,

we didn't need that It was yeah, I I'm like why

Why are we in the middle of this season and they're

introducing new characters that oh, no, they

die in the end. It's spoilers. I'm sorry No,

they didn't die they were still alive Barely

did yeah, they just bivouacked all over everything.

I Don't even want to know like I Even I started

saying stupid saying today and I'm like, oh my

god. No stop. But I gotta go take a bit of a

whack Get a bit of a whack all over myself. That's

almost as bad as you not having any Riz. I got

all the Riz. I know you do. I know. No cap. I

got the Riz. I am the Rizzler. I am the Rizzling

Jones. Oh my god. No, you didn't. Just ask my

wife. She'll tell ya. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So

this first premiered February 6th, 2015. So we

are way past spoilers, folks. If you haven't

seen this by now, what the Ferb is wrong with

you? Ha ha. So, you know, I I was I was wondering

where the heck the boys were. We got three quarters

of the way through this episode. And I'm like,

these kids are not going to show up at all, are

they? This is this is just a doof episode. Yeah.

And I'm okay with that. I like the occasional

doof -centered episode. And I really liked the

idea that, you know, he was sentenced to community

service and he has to teach a class. But yeah,

this was very much against the grain, but I still

liked it. You know, I like Tales of Science Gone

Bad. Yes. It's essentially what we had here.

I like seeing Vanessa in episodes. It was almost

more of a Vanessa episode than a Doof and Schmertz

episode, to be honest. She was front and center.

Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, she's got this giant

emo lizard ape ex -boyfriend. I mean, how can

you not be front and center when your giant lizard

ape Whatever ex -boyfriend. They barely dated.

They barely dated. They sigh. Yeah. Get over

it. Girls don't like whiners. Yeah, get over

it, Johnny. I love the... It is this episode,

right? With the teacher? Or no, the teacher's

saying he's got his eye... Is it this one or

is it - Oh, that's the principal. No, the principal.

Okay, okay, okay. Get my eye on you. I'm watching

you and then he walks out of the - into the closet.

Yeah. Get my eye on you. Okay, so then I'm thinking

of the other episode then because the guy with

the crush on Charlene, is that the principal

or is that somebody else? That's the principal.

Okay, that's what I thought. I thought, yeah.

Yeah. Pretty sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

You're right. Yeah, because the principal is

essentially Ed Rooney, quite literally almost.

Not exactly to the extent of Ed Rooney, but,

you know, maybe that was rest in hell, but it

is what it is. Isn't that nice? He wasn't, from

what I've heard, he wasn't a nice person. Oh,

before we get too deep down the rabbit hole,

I was going to bring up Gary Cole, who I didn't

recognize. Yes. As the voice of Principal Lang

and his secretary, Mrs. Pierpont was Jennifer

Graham. Yep. Nobody puts baby in the corner.

That's right. There are no corners involved here.

But and you know, honestly, I didn't recognize

her name either or her voice either. She is so

she has like three lines. Yeah. And only getting

three lines or two lines or four lines. Like,

you don't have a whole conversation with a voiced

character. It's going to be, like, sometimes

you can, like, I mean, Lickety Split, you can

pick up Cory Burton's Shockwave as Longarm Prime

slash Shockwave in Transformers Animated because

it's obvious. It's obvious. But this was literally,

she had, like, I think part of her conversation,

if I remember correctly, was like, you know she's

divorced, right? And he's like, oh, that doesn't

matter. And I'm like, she's divorced, you idiot.

Go get, like, if you really want Charlene Doofenshmirtz,

I'm sure you could go at least attempt, make

an attempt here. She has very high standards.

She's got very rich taste, you know. Yet she

gives all her money for all her rich taste. She

gives all her money to a schmuck evil scientist

for an ex -husband. Really? Yeah, that's child

support. No, it's not child support. Vanessa's

out supporting herself at this point. I mean,

you know. So speaking of voices, J .K. Simmons

has the lead bug. Yep, as Napoleon as Napoleon,

which, you know, I, man, I, I really like J .K.

Simmons. I like I love his voice. Usually I can

pick it out almost immediately. This time. I

didn't pick it out immediately. I knew it was

a voice I recognized and I said, wow, where where

do I remember this guy's voice from? He's right

here. It's right here. Spider -Man doesn't want

to be famous. I'll make him infamous Really really

bad JK Simmons on my part, but I mean literally

I'm looking right at the guy I've got the the

J Jonah Jameson Funko pop in my hand Spider -Man

threat or menace? Cave Johnson Cave Johnson from

Portal 2 is Another one of my favorite J .K.

Simmons roles. Awesome. Very cool. Very cool.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, good. I was going to say

other bugs. There was a Josh Gad. Yes, Wendell.

And, you know, Josh Gad, he's got like one voice.

He does one voice. Yep. Yeah. And Olaf. Yeah.

And I could have done like J .K. Simmons and

Steven Rood. Napoleon and Floyd that's all you

needed here you did not need Wendell whatsoever.

I barely heard Floyd was just like oh no i heard

two seconds of Floyd dude. This whole episode

is an office space reunion between Gary Cole

and Steven root. That's my oh yeah you're right

it is built. Go my favor that is funny that is

funny absolutely. They probably tried to shoehorn

some other people in there, but... Nah, I don't

think so. Josh Gad wasn't in Office Space, was

he? No, thank God. If he was, I wouldn't love

that movie. Don't you dare. How dare you insult

that movie? He would have been like 10 in that

movie. Oh, God. Yeah, if there's one person in

Hollywood right now that I could do without,

it's Josh Gad. You know he was just in a TV series

about his girlfriend being a werewolf and I honestly

liked that I can't remember the name of it right

now, but his girlfriend turns out to be a werewolf

and I was like no miss I know the name of the

show snowman's girlfriend turns out to be a werewolf

So look I've been eaten alive by a werewolf,

that's right You know the sad thing is He's a

year younger than me. He's only 43 Wow, all right.

Yeah, but not old enough to be an office space

because he would have been like 10 No, he would

have been 19. How long ago was office space?

25 years ago. This year's the 25th anniversary.

Oh my gosh 1999, man That's right party like

it's 1999 Good ol office space I'm old. All right.

He's older. I'm I'm old. He's older So yeah good

times I Again, you know for what it was. It was

basically a different sports episode. Yeah, I

enjoyed it. Yep. Absolutely. I liked it. I Didn't

so much miss the boys at all there. I mean, I

thought that it was odd that they're introducing

a lot of characters Yeah, there were speaking

roles for the teenage friends that may or may

not have been around in previous episodes and

I'm like there and then there's bugs. I'm just

They're being very creative all of a sudden What

is going on with the series are they running

out of ideas are they like oh, you know what

this this whole stick that we've got here. It's

hard to stick to. I think we're just gonna chuck

it for this 15 minutes. I still enjoyed it. It

was fun. I forgot that Winnie was Becky. David

Keller is the voice of Becky, one of Vanessa's

friends. Gotta make a wonders year wonder years

connection somewhere folks. She was she was not

in office space No, but she could have been didn't

she got like a PhD. She's probably yeah She's

like an astrophysicist or something probably

But no, I like this for the doof thing. I honestly

didn't miss the boys I mean, they're bad landscapers

anyway, but Trying to remember what they were

doing they were Making it a playground. They're

building. Yeah, they weren't even in the backyard.

It's like wait a minute How is that gonna disappear?

Well, it had no yeah, it had no Candice be here

to bust them. I don't understand Literally I'm

scanning through the plot and I see nothing about

the boys whatsoever Do finish marks even there

is jumpy true Sally watches his Phineas and firm

work on the latest project making new improvements

to the school's playground during reason So,

okay, they were there but they were at some elementary

school working on their playground Yeah, that's

what they were done. Like what they're like from

this high up. We can see the high school They

look like they're having so much fun. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely uh but like that's it come on

guys this is our only chance to make a good first

okay it is like a half of a paragraph or maybe

a paragraph no it's a half a paragraph it's a

little blurb It's kind of like the little blurbs

I read at the beginning of every one of these

things to tell you people if even if you don't

go over to the face of her wiki which you should

you know to find out the information yourselves

but the whole point of the podcast is to give

you a little bit of the plot here but yeah it's

like one paragraph of the entire plot synopsis

everything else has to do with doof and the bugs

well yes But there's also Perry Perry's in this

too. That's not very well I mean when I say do

I mean that should be obvious that Perry's gonna

be in with that like I mean That's the whole

but he's helping this. Yeah, it's They're not

they're not fighting this. He's not punching

him in the nose this time. They're actually like,

you know, he being up Yeah, I think it would

have been better if he didn't punch him in the

nose at the end though Maybe he should have maybe

he should have Maybe it's okay. All right. So

I would still give it a three, three. I enjoyed

it. I didn't enjoy it. It didn't rock my socks,

but I mean, I really liked it. Just for the Vanessa

of it all. I'm going to give it a three and a

half. Now she didn't sing. No, if she had sung,

it would have gotten a four. If she and Candice

had sung, it would have got a five. Because I

like it when they sing together. I do too. It's

nice when they sing together. All right. Yes.

I was going to say, if school is starting at

the high school, does that mean summer's over?

Kind of. But Doof does say, don't think about

the timeline. In his song in his opening song

there when he's singing the dupe 101 song. Yeah.

He says something about don't think about the

timeline. Ah, he says something about even though

this is fall. What? I don't remember. I already

clicked off the page. Oh man. Yeah. Now we're

going to, we're going to need to see, uh, the,

the transcript for that song. Well, I have the

audio I'm sure the audio is in here. Oh wait,

I can't hmm damn. Yeah Lyrics they got the whole

lyrics list right here What you got mr. Songster

I I forgot how I forgot that the the how it went

the xenomorph technology nanobytes genetics fusion

cosmetology alien prosthetics questionable physics

and mutational optometry, colloquial podiatry

and deviant geometry. How do they think this?

Holy cow. I couldn't tell you because I can't

put it in the podcast. So podcasting has changed

over the last 16 years, folks. It's bad. and

illegal to use fair use and put a half of a second

of a clip of any song in any podcast if you don't

own the copyright to do so. That's fair use,

man. Come on. It doesn't work anymore, man. Literally,

literally, Steve. Yeah, no, it doesn't work anymore.

Literally, Steve was showing me all these things

because we've expanded the podcast where we publish

all the podcasts and He's putting like 90 % of

the catalog, the old catalog that we have, the

4 ,000 episodes we almost have on YouTube. And

YouTube is like flagging every other video of

certain one of our podcasts because it has, you

know, like a movie clip or a trailer or whatever.

And if the trailers have music in them, YouTube

is going to flag that kind of stuff. Well, apparently

Pauka got flagged. For having a quote with a

tiny fraction half like you that little stinger

that that that that the end of every episode

i can't even use that anymore because it's music.

So all of them and cool yeah all of it's a very

useless doesn't want to be able to use two seconds

of a of a clip that it illustrates your point

of a of a of a clip yes of a vocal clip yes but

you cannot. I can not use any songs, I can not

use any singing, so you people aren't gonna,

I'll put the link in the show notes so you guys

can go over to YouTube or the Phineas and Ferb

Wiki or wherever to watch Doof101 and watch him

sing his Doof101 theme song, but I can no longer

put the audio in the episodes. Unless it's just

a spoken, like, well that could have gone better.

Like I can do that. I can put. the vocal clips

in i cannot put any music in anymore or else

we're gonna get in trouble and we don't get paid

for this shit so we ain't getting in trouble

uh fair enough now the people know a bit more

about the uh how to make the pasta or the well

you know hey i'm just telling you folks like

literally i can't like so for me Again, I know

this is a side note, this is whatever, but we're

in between Doof101 and Father's Day. How I've

always done podcasts, and you know this, is that

for a cartoon, I will put the, like I'll have

one of our voice clips from whichever voice actor

you're listening to, the GeekCast, Radio Network,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I will then either

put a clip or quote from one of the characters,

like Doof or Vanessa or whatever. and then i

will put the opening theme song to the show and

then at the end of the thing i will put the closing

stinger just the stinger not even the full whatever's

at the end not a not a full song but the only

so the only full song i really have only really

tried to use is the opening song of the phineas

and ferb theme song can't do that just can't

do it anymore because you don't own the copyright

and fair use doesn't matter and youtube doesn't

give a shit and whatever so in this episode folks

yeah yeah well that's that's the problem friggin

google friggin alphabet google alphabet and youtube

get out of here yeah anyway no don't yeah think

about that nope i ain't saying nothing all right

um so What people are probably gonna hear at

the beginning of episode 99 is most likely a

doof quote or a doof clip or maybe a Vanessa

clip or maybe a clip from Father's Day or Crumb

cake or you're gonna hear some sort of vocal

clip You're not gonna you would not have heard

the opening theme song because it can't do it

anymore And I'm not getting in trouble over a

podcast just not There you go, because then you

people gonna have to you know bail me out of

podcast jail or whatever the hell. I'll have

to listen to you broadcast from prison. That's

not happening. Too pretty to go to prison. No,

I'm too ugly to stay in prison. That's the problem.

All right. Father's Day in the middle of winter.

OK, bye bye. Oh, this way just to give me broken

shards of potter. With Perry's help, a distraught

doof tracks down the precious lawn gnome that

was repossessed. Repossessed? Yes, thank you.

that was repossessed many years ago from his

father in an effort to heal old wounds. Meanwhile,

Phineas and Fer build an antique biplane to fulfill

their dad's dream for Father's Day. Dun -dun

-dun. Dun -dun -dun. And, uh, yeah, casting,

we got, uh... Alright, yep. Yep yep yep, Malcolm

McDowell's grandpa. I forgot he was grandpa.

I didn't. I recognize Malcolm McDowell anywhere.

So what I loved most about this episode, well

number one is Father's Day and being a father,

you know, I enjoy the Father's Day theme. But

Richard O 'Brien singing with Malcolm McDowell.

Yep. How about that? Yeah. Is that a treat for

everyone? Yeah. It was amazing. Yeah, it was

very, very awesome. It's about as awesome as

Malcolm McDowell and James Earl Jones made Darth

Vader rest in peace doing sprint commercials.

Sprint on Steve's Facebook post on our new network.

I have tickets to the show. Anybody wants them?

Message me. I'll take them. I said to message

me, not post it in the comments. I disregard

your request. Come on, man. No, follow private

message procedures. You went rogue, now look

at us. Having it out in the comment section.

Dude, you've turned into a monster. You made

me this way. I love those. You could dig one

up and risk copyright infringement. Luckily,

that's only vocal. There's no music in that.

Oh nice. And you damn right I'm gonna put the

commercial in here about Steve's Facebook post.

I remember that like the back of my hand, ladies

and gentlemen. Seriously. Steve and I did that

in a live video show about a year ago. Like,

I was, um, I'm trying to remember how it goes.

He was one of the characters, he was one of the

actors, I was the other one and we were going

back and forth, back and forth. I was i was james

jones is part because the way the the way the

commercial goes is. I at the end of it james

jones turns to malcolm mcdowell goes dude you've

turned into a monster. Malcolm mcdowell goes

comes back and you made me this way. One of the

best commercials ever and i wanna see it. I'll

show it to you after all right after the podcast,

but yeah Father's Day This was a fun little romp

like you said it's got it's got the dads and

the kids and the grandads and the the quirky

worky song and the Fletcher family flying circus

It again, you know just a fun song Richard O

'Brien singing just makes me happy It's just

I'm a huge fan. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm a huge

fan. I was watching this with my wife and I leaned

over and I'm like, all right, so here's something

you probably don't know. Richard O 'Brien, who

was riffraff in the Rocky Horror Picture Show,

plays the dad, and she's like, oh, that's nice.

And I'm like, no, no, you don't get it. He's

singing. He's singing in this episode. Riffraff

is singing. He's like, oh yeah, that's I'm like

he's like 72 now. I mean, you know, he's still

got it. That's right Where's he still got it?

It's It's exciting though Yeah, it's fun Any

and I I really dig the whole doof Vanessa Do

we ever know what deuce dad's name is i mean

always i know what deuce dad is the thing is

you just whatever the fuck he says don't move

yeah i know that's what it means but i know it's

funny because i actually showed up in the uh

closed captioning don't move i don't even have

close captioning turned on it just showed up

i was like oh that's funny i didn't realize that's

what he meant Mm -hmm. You know what? We don't

know who oh No, I did know um It's funny cuz

I'm looking at the wiki here, and it doesn't

say who oh Dee Bradley Baker played deuce dad.

I was gonna say yeah Cuz he had a line he said

he was like you know oh your brother sent me

this expresso machine and mm -hmm You sent me

rubble He's like I'm like, but but he's there

he didn't just send you something he traveled

internationally to see you Yeah, he I mean he

didn't you know do the smart thing and use a

trebuchet But you know a series of cannons works

just as well. I guess except for that underwater

one By that much missed it by that much Thought

that was funny not everyone's gonna get that

reference. You're gonna be an old guy get that

reference Yes, you gotta be an old guy a couple

of old guys who want to who don't want to be

under the cone of silence at any time whatsoever

I think never works And yes, I am old enough

to know what gets smart is thank you and I'm

not talking about the Steve Carell crap, I'm

talking about the real show with Inspector Gadget.

Oh my gosh, was there a Steve Carell version?

You don't remember the Steve Carell and Anne

Hathaway Get Smart movie that came out about

a decade and a half ago? I think so. Well, good

for you then. I dig me some Anne Hathaway. You

know what I was thinking was Inspector Gadget

because he was also the voice of Inspector Gadget.

Yep, yeah, but the mystic mine that much that's

that's that's Maxwell smart. Yep Yeah for oh

god 2008 by Peter filmed by Peter Siegel gets

smart it was I was right Steve Carell and Hathaway

the rock whatever Terrence oh Jarrell Uh, not

Jarrell. Zod! No, Zod. Terrence Stamp. Zod is

in that movie. Oh, really? Yeah, Terrence Stamp.

Chancellor. And then the late great James Kahn

was also in 2008's Get Smart. Alright, well,

sorry I missed it now. I'm sure you can find

it on... Honestly, I have no interest. I'm just

saying. Oh, but yeah, so this was a it was hard.

It's the heartfelt episode. I mean, there was

a lot of of, you know, love for your fathers

in this episode. And like I said, as being a

dad, I appreciate that. Yeah, it was very, very

good. I enjoyed it. Right. So you enjoyed it.

What are you ranking it? I'm looking at like

a four. Cool, cool. Same here. I didn't really

enjoy it. Wasn't anything about it that I didn't

like. So, um, yeah, it's about a four. Good old

four out of five. All right, folks, it's time

to get your crumb cake on because it's time for

Operation Crumb Cake because Isabella's in love,

don't you know? We knew that. Yeah, we kind of

knew that because, you know, it's Isabella and

what do you expect? So Isabella sends a letter

to Phineas admitting her true feelings. However,

she instantly regrets her decision and desperately

tries to get it back. Meanwhile, Doof invents

a... Unretro -Gradina - Wow. What? That's a long

ass - Unretro -Gradinator to reverse his bad

luck. Now this is the episode that I thought,

haven't we done this crap before? Not the Isabella

stuff, but because we do that every episode with

her goo goo gogging over Phineas, which is fine.

Yeah. It's a recurring theme. The whole fast

forward rewind thing. Like doof has some has

some ray that hits everybody else. And they all

fast -forward rewind time and stuff and do stuff

and like norm like I'm going to undo my dream

catcher today I'm going to unbrush my teeth.

I'm going to go in Backwards in time really really

fast like speedy. Gonzalez. I'm like haven't

we seen this already? Yeah, oh It was run Candice

run And yeah run Candice run because she undoes

all of their Invention during run Candice run

There have been other episodes like this Where

people have gone backwards and done this so that

automatically takes like three points off for

me I'm at a two I like it like I like the Isabella

stuff. I think that's great. I think it's fun.

I think it's cool, but the rest of it with the

the The doof thing is just no just no Okay. Would

you like a nice frosty beverage? Hey, that's

private! I'm sorry. So I was looking actually

to see who did the voice of Nana. Nana Shapiro.

Or Carol Kane. Carol Kane, yep. I'm not a witch,

I'm your wife! Liar! Ah, love Carol Kane. And

I'm like... Damn, it's another one of those where

it's like, I know that voice. I haven't a hard

time placing it, but I know that voice. And it

was her. I most recently saw her in Star Trek.

Yep. Yep. And she's she's awesome. And since

this is a fireside girl episode, we have Ariel

Winter as Gretchen and Diamond White as Holly.

You know, how many lines did they really get?

Because I I don't count them actually You don't

count the characters or that you don't count

the lines. I don't count the lines I honestly

like one of them said one line at one point and

that was it And I thought I think right are the

other ones talking at all. I don't think they

are Yeah, ginger says crumb cake. Is that what

you called him? Yeah, so that's ginger's line

and then Holly Gretchen head. Yeah, how long

is this mailbox been here? Oi Where is ginger?

Excuse me, but do you have a letter in your bag

address to dental resonance Flynn ginger? Sterling

we demand that you hand it over to us immediately.

Here we go, Holly. What about afterwards? Can

we jump him and wrestle it out of his head? Yeah,

that's the mailman. That's when the fireside

girls are trying to shake down Mrs. Ferguson,

the mailman, mail person, mail woman, mail carrier,

whatever you want to call. the U .S. Postal Service.

Chomp him and wrestle it from his hands. He's

like, whatever it happens after I put it in that

box, that's up to you. No, what she says, what

Mrs. Ferguson says is, honey, what you do with

your afternoon is none of my business. But yes,

Ginger and Holly had, Ginger had multiple lines

and Holly had the one. So it counts. But no whoa

no Gretchen no Ariel winter even in the studio

I Thought I just Said that she was I said Holly

and ginger had a okay. Yeah Holly and ginger

Yeah, I maybe she was just there in Yeah, no,

she does have a line. Yeah. Yeah Gretchen Huh?

Yeah, when Isabella says any questions and the

line is yeah How long has this mailbox been here

and Isabella says to her? Oy, so Gretchen did

say yeah, how long yeah, so she does have a I

just said that like 10 seconds ago Sounded the

same to me. Oh my god. Geez. Why does it you

know? Honestly one person could have done all

the guest voices. There's no reason to have everyone

come into the studio for this Man, if Dee Bradley

Baker could pull off that commission. He could

totally do it. I could see him doing it. You

know who could do it? Oh, Criminy. Now I'm having

a brain fart. You know who I'm talking about,

too. You know who I'm talking about. You know

who? No. Yeah, come on. She's my favorite. I'm

going to make you struggle for it, but no. She's

your favorite? Uh... Ashley Tisdale? No, no,

no, no, no. Ashley Eriksdine? Eric Tromp. Oh,

oh, well, yeah. Of course. Tara Strong should

play every character there and be distinct. Hey,

Tara Strong here, and you're listening to the

Geekcast Radio Network. Oh my god. Between Ginger,

Holly, and Gretchen, they are all distinct voices.

You just need to clean out your ears, old -ass

man. I am old, but that has nothing to do with

it. No, it has nothing to do with it because

I clearly heard... Gretchen, Polly, and Ginger

as three separate voices, three distinct voices.

Honestly, I'm going to have to go back and watch

it again. Yeah. With that in mind, the fact that,

you know, that, you know, we have Ariel Winter

and Diamond White and and Michaela Z. Michaela

Z is Ginger. Yeah, see. And yeah, and Millie.

Who the hell is Millie? Oh yeah, Milly's another

one of them. Yep. He's voiced by... Isabella...

Isabella Maraud? Yep, never heard of her. She

is either. Nope. Oh, wait a minute. No, I recognize

her. From what? Special Agent Oso, Private Practice,

Criminal Minds, Curb Your Enthusiasm. I'm not

gonna go through her IMDb's right now, but I

recognize her from somewhere. I clicked on her

name from the Phineas and Ferb Wiki and it only

lists these six things and I only listed like

four of them. Now you're making me do it. No,

I clicked on it. I did. I don't see her anywhere

I mean honestly, I mean, I don't see anything

that I would recognize her from Yeah, she's way

too. Yeah, I mean you may recognize you watch

Curb Your Enthusiasm, right? No Really? I thought

you were one of those people. I'm like where

do I recognize her from? Wings Club? She's a

voice. Yep. Special Agent Oso? She's a voice.

Phineas and Verve? She's another voice. Where

do I? I don't know. This is IMDB. It should be

a relatively complete list. Yeah, and she's relatively

young, so she's not going to have a hell of a

lot of credits anyways. Oh no, she was young

10 years ago when this came out. Well, yeah,

but that's what I'm saying. She hasn't done anything

since 2014. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She

had a very short -lived acting career. Just stop.

Acting in 2014. That's a shame. You know, it's

a shame Anyway, I don't care Oh Boy folks, oh

boy What are we looking at here? I mean this

is an average average type of you know I don't

even remember what the a story is about something

about like condiments or something Operation

from cake It was supposed to be Isabella and

her feelings for Phineas but Because of the rewind

inator or the retro great inator or the retro

undo inator I'm sorry do if that's one of your

worst things ever Yeah, you get a two out of

five Wow Yep, that's brutal But yeah, I'd probably

go with the two. This wasn't all that exciting

for me. Nope. Speaking of teenagers and emotions

and pizza and everything else, we're going to

get to the Mandus right after this. I wasn't

talking about emotions and pizza. That's what

happens in the ep. Which episode? The one we

haven't talked about yet? Yes. Sure. That's the

worst segue ever. Give you the worst segway ever.

Punch you in the throat with a segway. 37! 42!

74! Hike, hike! Hey, hey! I'm open! I'm open!

Pizza delivery. Huh? That didn't count! Pizza

interference! Pizza for Jeremy Johnson? Uh, sorry

dude, but we didn't order any pizza. You didn't,

but your girlfriend did. Yeah, that's some girlfriend

you've got there. I'd say you're probably the

luckiest man alive to have a girlfriend like

that. Wait a minute. You look familiar. Do I

know you? No. You really look familiar. Aren't

you? No, just an average hamburger eating, football

playing, punching, gaming boy. Boy spit. That's

why I did that. Wait, you're Gary Frank! You

were the most popular senior two years in a row,

dude! You gotta join us for a pizza break. It'll

be fun to catch up and talk. Talk! Yeah, talk!

Alright folks, final episode of episode final...

cartoon episode of podcast episode 99 out of

a hundred and something Mandus doof invents and

innate her to disguise himself as the local pizza

delivery boy in an effort to get warm pizza However,

Candice gets hit by the ray instead and uses

her new delivery boy appearance to find out what

makes boys tick Yeah, cuz that's something that

not many people know Well, I mean she is a teenage

girl they are teenage boys and usually teenage

girls and teenage boys Half the time they don't

know what each other are thinking or what it

means or whatever Young love Oh boy Somebody

now every every comedy It's like based upon miscommunication,

right? Uh -huh. It's like, how do you not understand?

Oh, it's because we didn't talk. We don't know.

You don't know what someone else is saying until,

or how somebody else feels unless you talk with

them about it. There you go. See? Why can't I

get that out? It's because I'm not communicating

very well. It's not like he's done this for 16

years, folks, and he has off and on. I'm trying

to remember so the the whole point of this nadir

here is a you know, you can pick a disguise and

it will disguise you it's a yeah, like a holographic

disguise. Yep, and there is a Trying to remember

that this this is fairly common in sci -fi And

I'm trying to remember what they call it. It's

like They don't call it a holographic disguise.

It's called a It's a hologram. No, it is. It's

a hologram, but there's a word for it. I'm trying

to remember what it was and I can't now. I'm

just not having a good night as far as remembering

words and names. I'm having a senior moment,

I think. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm the one with

brain damage and he's having brain problems with

his thinking. You're clearly smarter than I am.

No, no, I'm not. No, that's not that. That's

not what I'm saying. What I'm saying. I'm not

saying the the intelligence quotient isn't there.

It's just that your brain isn't processing that

firing on all. Yeah, exactly. Whereas I am missing

a cylinder. Never had it whatsoever. The funny

thing is I forgot about Tara Strong and like

I said, she's one of my favorite voice actresses

and the name didn't immediately pop off the top

of my noggin. And she's not even in any of these

four episodes and you still forgot her. Well,

I mean, and that's the thing is she's in like

everything else. But she's she's like the the

Steve Bloom of female voice actors. She's she's

in a bunch of stuff. Yeah. Ah, anyway, what were

we talking about? I don't know. Won't someone

please think of the Wilson? Oh, we're reviewing

Mandus. Okay, that's right. I would catch up.

I'd catch up eventually. Oh lord, the Pirates

of Pins. Oh my god. That's a stretch. The Pirates

of Pins answer reference. When do refers to himself

as a modern guy when considering transformation

into a major general or a reference to the song

modern major general from the ship. Oh, good

Lord. That's a yes. Because he's a man. Yeah,

I know the song and it's it's it's I can't remember

the words. It's OK. We don't need the words.

We can't use the words anyway. Yes. This is the

third time that Doof makes a fake version of

himself, but it's the second time that Perry

is tricked by it. The other times were Leave

the Busting to Us and Backyard Aquarium. So that's

interesting. Well, I mean, you know, he makes

a, you know, facsimile of himself all the time.

Does he? Yeah. Well, at least three times so

far. Okay, and then you know mm -hmm This episode

I don't know it seems like Doof I know the main

juxtaposition of the episode is Candice wanting

to get to know Jeremy and gets know what the

boy thinks and God, but it was so boring Yeah,

that's the problem You know, what girls don't

understand is that there's not a whole lot going

on up here. Right. And in my case, nothing at

all. But it's it's one of those things like,

you know, those memes, memes where you got the

girl lying in bed and she's like, I wonder what

he's thinking about a girl, sorry, some other

girl. And he's over there thinking about Transformers

or, you know, it's like there's not a whole lot

there. It's upstairs, right? Yeah. It's not that

complicated. We're not playing 3D chess over

here in our head. Yeah. But see, and again, folks,

this is a purely male perspective between the

two of us, obviously. So if there are any female

listeners who would like to debate this with

us, you can comment on geekcastradio .com. But

the thing of it is, is The girls like I'm an

over thinker but man Candice she I ain't got

nothing on Candice cuz damn that girl Overthinking

using her overthinking this real hard. Oh shit,

you know she honestly if If I were a girl and

I turned temporarily into a boy the first thing

I'd be doing is like checking out the junk, you

know It's like, whoa, I am fully functional.

Like woof. But yeah, there's that. Yeah, this

episode. I'm free to just cut that out. But honestly,

I know it'd be the first thing I would do would

be like, oh, hey, check that out. No vice versa.

If I have a girl and I would and if you were

if you're a boy, And you suddenly find yourself

turned into a girl. The first thing you're going

to do is. You know. Yes, we check out, check

out what's going on, like, holy cow, look what

I got. Yes, Freaky Friday, we get it. Yes. Yeah,

this episode lost me, not even Doof and Perry

could. Save this from a 1 .5. There was a velociraptor

involved I mean If it ain't a t -rex it don't

matter But yeah, so the whole point was, you

know She's she suddenly finds herself as a boy

and she wants to talk about Boy stuff with boys

and the boys are basically sitting around burping

and farting at each other. Yep And you know,

honestly that that's about as deep as you're

gonna get Yup. And I would say I don't see how

we get through a conversation without, you know,

discussing burping and farting at least once,

but we do. Like, if you go back each episode,

I bring up fart jokes all the time for episode.

Yeah. I mean, potty humor is my favorite type

of humor. Yeah, I would have a hard time getting

through a complete conversation without talking

about poop. At least once. At least once especially

with the pizza delivery guy because I would totally

talk about poop with that guy Alrighty then Exactly

That was for effect so that's staying in I'm

not editing that out and that took me like 10

seconds to come up with Gosh, we got to get Maurice

Lamarche in here I can add him in and post that's

nothing. Hey, I can't yackos wackos burps. That's

easy. That's not that's not music. That's just

vocal He's a master. That's right. He's got it

down. He's a professional burper The secret to

the burp Do you guys know I burp professionally

and that I've I supplied the burp for elf when

will feral Drinks the bottle of Coke. Really?

And I did all the singing burps on Animaniacs

for Wacko. It's not a real burp. It's an effect

that I do and I don't know quite how to explain

how to do it. It's just that I kind of turn my

tongue inside out and then I do like a deep glottal

rasp while I turn the tongue inside out and it

sounds something like this. Actually, it sounds

exactly like that. Absolutely. Absolutely. Anything

else on on, uh, Mandus and her? Uh, whatever.

I don't know. I'm leaning toward it, too. I just

wasn't. It wasn't, uh, amused, I guess it was.

Yeah, it wasn't all that great. Yeah, no, I was

confused by like the placement of these. Apparently

they they're in the wrong order because they

moved things around because of Father's Day or

something. So yeah, but you got to remember though

Our podcast placement is how Disney Plus has

them in order, right? Yeah, so the order that

you see on the wiki so the way the wiki goes

for Yeah, it goes by air date it does not go

by production so where is freak where the so

father's day and then you got imperfect storm

return of the rogue rabbit it's no picnic clint

balloon switched and then operation crumb cake

operation crumb cake amandus luckily fell back

to back because they aired on the same day um

which i find interestingly weird that they aired

them on july 14th of 2014 for Disney Chan Disney

XD and then the Disney Channel air date was February

of the next year, February 27th. That was weird.

Yeah, folks, if you are watching this on Disney

Plus, that's the order that we're going in. So

long as you're watching on Disney Plus, you should

have no problem. And yeah, Amanda's. Yeah, I

don't know. It could have been better. I just.

And I don't think it's just because we're men

that we're not. Do you think women would find

this episode more entertaining? I don't know.

That's what I'm hoping people write in or call

in or whatever. You can send either audio or

written feedback to feedback at geekcastradio

.com. Let us know. Are we wrong about the Mandus

episode? Is the way that Candice is being portrayed

too over the top? Is she not over the top enough?

Which I think she's too over the top. Uh, and

she is way over, like, like I said earlier in

the episode, I overthink a lot of stuff. But

this level of overthinking about boy, like I

don't overthink this much about girls. That's

just not like. Candice is, as we all know, very

obsessive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I think, unless

you have anything else, I think we're going to

go to a quick ad break. Did you have anything

else? No, I'm good. All right. I'm going to watch

to be honest. Yeah, me too. You're going to hear

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no. Alright, folks, we are back here on the 99th

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Acronym. We started this show back in 2016, I

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summers since then since we started it But it's

a little break a little a little break like a

three and a half year break but we are rapidly

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I did this in episode 98, but I'm gonna do it

again here to give everybody a little preview

like I said next time we got Tales from the Resistance,

The Return to the Second Dimension, and then

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I don't do this Disney Plus come back next week

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You just didn't know about it. I didn't know.

Nobody ever says of email. I don't care. Well,

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the rescue bots. We need that show. Oh, my gosh.

Exactly. I would be so pleased to bring that

back. Aidan is like 13 years older now. He would

be so pleased to bring that back. What are you

really? Probably not. I can't imagine. I would

think he grew out of that by now. For his 18th

birthday we had family and friends over and I

played the role of the rescue bots. At least,

you know, the parts that were particular to him.

You know what else I played was the Greg Berger

voice thing. Oh yeah, I just saw that clip the

other day. Did you? Oh, I hate it and Gavin hurt

my nose. That's right. Yeah, I played that for

everybody. And it's like, who's that? Why? Why

do they say their names? And I'm like, dude,

it's Greg Berger's name. It's the guy who did

the voice for Grimlock. Come on. Yeah, as much

as you teach your kids the right way, sometimes

they don't remember. Well, no, I mean, the kids

know. Uh, I'm talking about family members who

don't, they don't know who that is. They're not

going to, they're not going to know they're Greg

Berger from their Steve Bloom. Yeah. And Steve

Bloom didn't even do Grimlock. I'm just saying

they're not going to know which, which voice

actors are which. Yeah. That, that, that four

seconds of fame, right? Here's a question is.

Is GeekCast Radio gonna have a Blue Sky account?

I think we do. Really? I was thinking about making

the change and I haven't pulled the trigger yet.

I don't... I do. I've got TF2 on mic at... Well,

it's not at, it's... It's like... TF2 on mic

dot... BSKY .social. That's so stupid. It is,

yeah. Why can't you people just make it easier?

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I'd probably change it to PconMichael. Because

but then I think it's you know, maybe 20 years

I should change it to something other than Pecan,

you know, cuz that's kind of well you could just

do PCT Michael I Really don't like that either

Well, then just do it as the full thing. It's

fine. That's what you're known as. Like, I mean,

not that I don't think you can't change your

identity or whatever and come up with a new name,

but yeah. But it's like Pecan. Well, you know,

it's funny is I stopped doing Pecan CT Michael

for everything but Twitter. I think now I'm doing

Pecan Michael for other like like Discord and,

you know, my gaming services and things like

that. So I just go by Pecan. And that's fine.

I mean, it's not really indicative to my personality

or anything. I mean, it was just it's just a

it's just the name of the street I used to live

on. Yeah. And I was really lazy and didn't want

to think up of a different name. It was just,

oh, yeah. Pecan Court, you know, Pecan Court.

It works. Yeah, sure. Why not? You know, it's

you. It's still me. But again, Pecan Michael,

I'm thinking about joining Blue Skies Pecan Michael.

Yeah, not sure if that's that's the direction

I want to go in or if I want to try a different

name or I Mean like I said 20 years. It's been

a long time since I've had that same handle Yeah,

exactly. You got to go with tradition man You

can't buck tradition If it was a good tradition,

I don't know I mean it doesn't make any sense

anymore. I haven't lived on pecan court 25 years,

but Like, unless, which you did just tell people

that it was your old street, doesn't matter.

I mean, you know, we can have a pecan court with

a bunch of knights and round tables and everything

else and Bob's your uncle, you got your whole

medieval pecan pie court stuff. Come on, man,

it works. I don't think it does. I don't think

it does. Okay, now taking name suggestions. Pick

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that he's been doing stuff with us. And it's

gonna be weird. Don't do that. Don't change it.

Don't change it. I don't know. I I I'm of the

opinion that change is bad, but I do prefer peak

on Michael to peak on CT Michael Just because

if I'm telling people like how do you you know,

what is it? Is it CT? What does that even mean?

Is that like SET? That's that's why I say pick

on court my I don't yeah, I would say peak on

court Yeah, I mean, you know what it means it

means CT is court, right? Yeah, it's like a cul

-de -sac but yeah Call the sack. Exactly. But

not everyone's going to get that. Brian Kilby

asked me like where I lived in Connecticut. Exactly.

And I'm like, I don't live in. I don't live in

Connecticut. I live in, you know, Chicago or

near Connecticut. What made you think I lived

in Connecticut? He's like, well, your name is

Pecan CT. It's Connecticut. I was like, oh, my

God, it's right. Yeah, he's right. Where is it?

You know, you can't Google Pekine, Connecticut.

It's not going to fly. Well, we'll have to figure

that out after the show. All right. We hope you

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listening, until next time. Oh yeah, and unleash

the geek in you. Oh yeah, the other funny thing

is Perry could not find his entrance. Could not

find an entrance to his lair. Wecklum Gynatz?

What does that mean? Exactly my point. What does

our welcome giants banner actually say? Oh yeah,

sorry, we spelled it phonetically. No you didn't!

Phonetically it spells Wecklum Gynatz. Come on,

guys! This is our only chance to make a good

first impression! Well... I... uh... Yes? I...

uh... I'm sorry. He caught me in the middle of

a wiki search here. Alrighty then. This is netted

point, Mike, in the future. But wait! There's

more! Jelly Beans! God, I had these! Nice! How

old are they? Don't eat them if they're more

than a week old. Oh, they're, uh, they're leftover

from Halloween. Oh my God, throw those out! No!

Dude! How long do you think Jelly Beans last?

I mean, honestly, they've got, like, huge Jelly

Bean displays at stores where, you know, I mean,

they've gotta be... Got to be in there for months.

I mean, it's just because I've got some and that

nobody buys them. Oh Man, they're delicious dude.

No one is buying that Candy that's in the self

-serve thing like at the movie theater Nobody's

buying that at grocery stores that just sits

there. They don't refill that like I Wait for

it to go on sale So like yeah these jelly bellies

they were on sale half off day after Halloween

But you're not eating them until now. It's November

21st Halloween was like three and a half weeks

ago Jelly beans go bad in three weeks They're

fine, you know, I will eat them and I will let

you know if I get Uh, some type of weird intestinal

tartness. Click. That's what it's gonna fucking

be. It's gonna be, I choked on the jelly bean

and I'm like, sorry, I gotta go, bye, click.

Oh no. Oh shit. I already opened these. They

probably stale. Try one. That's, don't eat it.

Oh, that one was orange flavor. What's this one?

Grape soda flavor. I'm totally eating this. Jelly

Belly Jelly Beans have a best before date on

the package and shelf life of at least one -

Oh, God. Okay, well, you should be fine one year.

What the fuck? Yeah, they're immortal. These

are immortal. Well, okay, fine. Witness me. No.

Oh, that's good. I do love jelly beans. Oh my

god, dude. No. Just freaking no. Nah, there's

not really anymore. That's about it.