Druselsteinoween, Face Your Fears, and The Klimpaloon Ultimatum

I know what you mean, Ferb. It does seem like

more than 104 days. Kind of like Jim Carrey in

Once Bitten. But I'm not wearing a costume. When

he gets to turn, when he turns more vampire -ish

after she bites him. Yeah. Yeah. That was, that

was almost an excellent, uh, Nicolas Cage reference.

Yeah. What? Nicolas Cage voice. I didn't get

Jim Carrey out of that. I got more Nicolas Cage,

but maybe that's just me. It was the reference

that was the point not the voice Welcome to episode

98 of the podcast organization without a cool

acronym brought to you by the geocaster in our

I am one of those tears You know my journey is

pick on court my goal today is the 98th Day of

summer. I didn't change that number in the script.

But today is the yeah, you think I'd you know

And it is the day the GCN finds out what what's

the Limp Balloon Ultimatum all about, along with

celebrating Jerusalem Stinoine whilst facing

our fears. Infineus and Ferb, Season 4. So, Michael,

are you ready to jump on the rollercoaster of

a ride that is the podcast organization without

a cool acronym? Yes, yes I am. Yes, yes we are.

And yeah, Halloween time, folks. We talked about

it at the end of the last episode. We'll talk

about it again here. I really dig the... The

quote -unquote new special intro for these two

episodes very Halloween very awesome. I do like

Halloween episodes Yes, but usually when they

do like like unless it's like Christmas vacation

It's usually just the normal intro but these

episodes they changed everything up Yeah, that

monkey in a shower is just a skeleton. It's a

skeleton monkey It's a dead monkey skeleton in

the bathtub. But they kept, they kept the, uh,

Frankenstein. Yeah. Well, I mean, it was already

there, so. Yeah, you know, it's, it's very Halloween.

Hey, Monty, what are you up to? I'm just doing

a little freelance for my dad. What's up? I happen

to be throwing the biggest, baddest, Halloween

-iest bash ever. It's tonight and I think you

should come. A costume party? Hey, that means

we can actually be seen in public together and

no one will know. That's the plan. I'm checking

out my Queen of the Vampires costume even as

we speak. It's pretty cute. Great. I'll be there.

I'll be dressed as the Scarlet Pimpernel. The

Scarlet what? You know, it wears a big red hat

with a feather in it. You should watch more old

movies. Well, you know, it's a little known fact

that vampire queens love Pumpernels. Pimpernel.

Yeah, whatever, Alka Boy. See you tonight. So,

Drusillustinoine, when Vanessa learns that her

father has inherited a Drusillustinian castle

right next door to her, she seizes the opportunity

to throw the biggest Halloween bash ever. The

whole town is there, including Phineas and Ferb,

who act as the event's party planners and DJs.

Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz enlists Perry's help.

Perry to help him find a large hidden treasure

that his great aunt has placed somewhere within

the castle. Dun dun dun. This might be my favorite

episode of the entirety of season four so far.

Really? So far. Okay alright that's interesting.

It's Vanessa as a vampire queen. Let's be fair

eight or nine vampire queens are in this episode

so it's not that special. The only one that matters

oh please poor Stacey man like she can't get

it Stacey can't get a break. Can't catch a break

yeah she just keeps dressing as everybody else

you'd think that they'd have some type of phone

tree or something. You know, like a like a online

board where they can all communicate and decide

what they're what they're all going to wear ahead

of time. Mm hmm. All each other. You know, what

are you going to be? I'm going to be the Scarlet

Pimpernel. Number one. Don't know what the hell

that is. Really? You know what? I did not know

what the Scarlet Pimpernel was until until Tenacious

D and the Pick of Destiny. I'll see that that's

The song at the end he says I want to beat him

like my scarlet pimper now Yeah, I was like I

was like what what the hell is a scarlet pimper

now? And I had to look it up because I didn't

know And I'm gonna beat him like my scarlet pimper

now, yeah Little Jack Black. Little Jack Black

there. I know it from the 1950s short, The Scarlet

Pumpernickel. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Okay. I understand that reference. Yes. Yes.

I love that cartoon. Absolutely. God above that

cartoon. Oh no. Wow. As soon as I, okay. Vampire

Queen has a whole other meaning for me nowadays,

but that's the story for another day. But as

soon as I saw Monty dressed like that, that's

what he was gonna go as. I'm like, oh man, this

is Disney. Oh wait. Wait wait wait i saw that

i was like you know i am the darkness that quacks

in the night yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean, they could

have thrown in some Duck Adjacent character and

it would have been alright. Except for Duckie

Momo, because Blanchard doesn't like Duckie Momo.

Duck Adjacent! Duckie Momo arguably is more of

a Pokemon reference than anything else. Yeah,

and I'm not that crazy about Pokemon, so... I

was 13 at the time. I was growing out. I was

into Batman the animated series. Damn it. Not

Pokemon. Right. I have vengeance. No, technically,

when did Pokemon debut? 93, 97. If it was 97,

I was 17. I was too old. I have vengeance. The

flaps of the night. Yes. Yes, Mr. Darkwing, sir.

All right, Mr. Mallard. Mr. Drake Mallard. I'm

just going to run down the illusions list here

really quick. Oh, all right. Adventure time.

Where Vanessa dresses as a vampire queen for

Halloween? Vanessa's voice that wait a minute.

How do you equate? what she was dressed up as

as the vampire queen in Adventure time aside

from the fact that they're both called the vampire

queen if you would have let me finish my sentence

They look completely different illusions. It

doesn't have a guitar. Oh my god Vanessa dresses

as a vampire queen for Halloween. Vanessa's voice

actress Olivia Olsen also voices Marceline the

vampire queen in Adventure Time. What? Yes. This

is my Chris Pat Pratt face. What? What? I did

not know that. Are you being serious or are you

being an ass? No, no, I didn't know that. I didn't

know that was the same voice actress. That's

funny. First time, exactly. It's fun to interrupt

you though. Right. There is a Carmen Miranda

reference. There's a Dirty Dancing reference.

Harry Potter's in here. Lady Gag Me's in here.

Angry Birds, Gremlins, because when Doofenshmirtz

rides on the chairlift, that's from Gremlins.

There's a pair of twins from the shining rooster

head. I didn't equate upset rooster head with

angry birds. This is probably because angry birds

hasn't been a thing in 20 years, but upset rooster

head made me, I thought that was, I thought it

was peculiar, but that I didn't equate it with

angry birds, but now that makes me laugh. Yeah,

that's funny. That rooster. They did do a Looney

Tunes reference because Doofenshmirtz does daffies.

I'm rich. I'm wealthy. I'm comfortably well off.

Comfortably well off. That was funny. Yeah. Alibaba

Bunny. That's right. Honestly, I expected a bunch

of people to run over and grab his money, but

I didn't expect it to be like bill collectors.

Yeah, me either. But I mean, I kind of did though,

because, you know, Doofenshmirtz very rarely

pays his bills. Well, I mean, it wasn't even

like. You know, you got to keep the lights on.

It was like, here, I'm from the Homeowners Association.

Yeah, yeah. You guys take me to court, you know.

It's all the we're from the Moat Administration

Department. I'm like, oh, man. Really? They were

all lined up outside waiting for him to find

cash. Yeah, and this might be the funniest Cinderella

reference in cartoon history. The fact that Isabella's

costume, Phineas refers to her as Isabella Rella,

and she keeps throwing her shoes away. She throws

her shoes at him, which is hilarious. At him.

Throws it at him, and she throws it in the punch.

And later she's like, I wouldn't drink that if

I were you. I wouldn't drink that. It smells

like my feet. Yeah, it tastes like my feet. Isabella,

what are you doing? You know, and certain people

would probably drink that right up. But, you

know, no. Like, what site do I have to go to

to drink Isabella's water? It's awful. Take your

way, folks. You're awful. You're the one that's

saying this shit. Just things that make me giggle.

I don't know. It doesn't make everybody giggle.

Ah, but. She's walking around barefoot because

she threw her both of her shoes at him It's just

too funny and then she says oh, it's much funnier

going around barefoot Much more comfortable going

around barefoot. Anyway, he takes his shoes off

and then they start dancing together and they

dance How cute is that? Oh, yeah, they got their

dance. Okay. Yeah. Yeah Deish Ferb is DJing not

only does he sing right but he has the He has

the mask on and I, you know, my thought was something

more modern. I thought it was marshmallow. I

thought he was doing a marshmallow thing. Yeah,

that's what I thought it was. Because he's a

DJ and he's got this big thing on his head. Yeah,

it didn't occur to me he was doing dead mouse.

Yeah, he's doing dead mouse. That was like 20

years ago. That's a. Was there no it was that

mosses forever ago. I don't even remember dead

moss now I mean, maybe it was more dead mossy.

But to me it's like, oh, yeah, you know more

modern take on this would would have been Marshmallow

And then what and but do the more modern take

really? More my how is this episode eight years?

2013 Everything new is new again October 4th

2013 dead mouse Years active 1998 to present

So he's been active for 26 years. He she they

it them Joel Thomas Zimmerman born Okay, so he's

okay. Good dead mouse. Yeah that boss Yeah, when

he first when Ferb first let he dead moss bloody

flavor Well, when he first took the thing off,

and he reveals this, like, white suit and he's

got the mustache, I'm like, wait a minute, isn't

that, uh, isn't that, uh... That was not a dead

moss thing. No, dead moss never did that. No,

it's, it, no, it's the crooner. It's the, oh,

god, Sinatra. I thought he was doing a Sinatra.

Oh, no, no, that was pre -dating Sinatra. Okay,

sure. Uh, what else about Drusilcinoine? Uh,

there was a lot of references I did not catch.

Okay. Yeah. I was just like, after reading the

wiki, I'm like, really? Not sure. I don't know

about that. Yeah. Like what? Well, like, uh,

the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, the elevator,

the Doof and Perry ride is similar to the ride

found. And I was like, really? I'm not sure if

I, I mean, again, you know, that ride, it's a

drop ride, you know, where you go up really high

and then you drop really fast. And I, I don't

know. I mean, I think it's a stretch. They were

at the top of the elevator and then they fell,

but as they were falling, they like fell through

a pretzel or something. And I thought it was

like a strange, like visual sight gag. It seemed

kind of strange, but I didn't get Tower of Terror

out of it. you know and it's like oh haunted

mansion and i'm like because there's headstones

because it's halloween i don't know maybe uh

i'm not sure yeah i don't know vampire queens

love the pimper nails one of the final lines

is is the story is old this time and they're

like oh beauty and the beast and i'm like Is

that trademarked? Is it trademarked by Disney?

I don't know. But it's still Disney. Disney owns

it. They can throw in whatever they want as long

as they own it. They could throw in Lion King

in here. I mean, but I will say I was not expecting

the foot stomp mashup. The footstop mashup is

a remix and mashup version of some of the previous

Phineas and Ferb songs, which include Squirrels

in My Pants, Ain't Got a Woman, Spa Day, I'm

Lindana, and I Wanna Have Fun, Yippee -Ki -Yay,

That's Wings You Turkey, and Backyard Beach.

That was the coolest f - But footstop mashup

is the coolest remix. It was like a house party,

you know, and all these different songs from

the past. And I was like, oh, I recognize that.

Oh, my God. It's Lindana. Yeah. Yeah, it was

cool. I like that part. Yeah, it was very, very

cool. Very, very awesome. It's so fun. Oh, there

we go deferb wears his Dapper singer costume

from D plane D plane Yeah, so it's a it's a fantasy

island. That's a fantasy island reference. Oh

that makes more sense. Yeah, okay No, but he

sings more than one line. He gets an entire song

which is unheard of Exactly. Uh, Jerusalem, you

know Wayne. What are you gonna give it or unless

you have more to say about it? Uh, you know,

no, I really liked it Um, I would give it probably

a four. I'm going to go to five. Yeah. This is

not a perfect episode. Yes, it is. Really? Yeah.

All right. All right. For for for a half because

of the house music. I don't know. No, not just

because that's part of it. But but yeah, no.

The fact that there is no real evil scheme here.

The fact that there's no April scheme the the

boys inventions don't disappear I mean they're

going out in a limb they're telling a different

kind of story here. Right and that's why it's

a five to me because it is a different story

it's not the everything we always see that is

slightly different that ties into everything

the whole thing is tied together because you

have everybody in one place. Vanessa Vanessa

the vampire queen basically tells Candice well

the only party planners in town that I could

hire It only makes sense since they do it the

best she hired Phineas and verb And Candice is

like, et tu Vanessa? Like, you know, I mean,

come on, yeah, no. Dad, me in the back, like

the rest of the senators, thanks a lot. Exactly.

And, and Doofenshmirtz, like, he's doing this

treasure hunt because his, his great aunt or

whatever left him this castle. And whatever,

and, like, look. Perry's helping him. Yeah, Perry's

helping him and they go and they find the treasure

where they find all this money and like he says

I'm rich I'm this I'm Love of a block what do

you think and I'm like, oh cool So do if it's

gonna get a leg up and then all the goddamn bill

collectors come out of the woodwork This is great.

I had a slight bit of goonies to it. I think

a little bit. Yeah a little bit, you know, they

had the they had to save the They haven't saved

their house. It just seems odd. I think that

some of the things that we judge episodes on

is how well do they do the recurring lines? How

clever are they with the way that the stories

fish tail together? And this one just eschews

all that. And you give it a five. I mean, I gave

it a five. All right. All right. All right. You

want it? No, no, I'm having a hard time arguing

with you. I enjoyed it. All right. I don't know

if it's a five. So so he so the reason why it's

a five is that there is no I know what we're

going to do today. There is no too young. Verbs

things vampire queens love pimper nails he's

a whole song he gets a whole song there's no

what you do and there's no haze where is perry

because we know where perry is. There is no there

you are perry there perry jumps into a pile of

leaves so it's fall it's halloween there is no

evil jingle but it can be heard in a person she.

Yeah that's funny right but there is no evil

jingle but the jingle can be heard when a group

of trick -or -treaters race difference which

is doorbell so that's interest we've never had

that happen before where we don't even hear the

evil jingle but we hear it as the doorbell ring

that's cool. And the fact that they jam it all

into 11 minutes. Yeah. It's impressive. It is.

Yeah, it is impressive. Impressive. Most impressive.

Is it a Phineas and Ferb episode? No, but it's

impressive. But it's a good episode. It is a

good episode. I'm not saying it's not good. Sorry,

Agent M. You're on your own from here on out.

Okay, let's see what do we have here class dunce

with a fake scar and you must be the princess

of meat land and or upset rooster head and what

are you supposed to be a kid in a sheet a platypus

in a sheet A platypus and a sheet? Well, that's

perfect. Wait, wait, I was hoping you'd... Ow!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm being sincere. There's

no trap, no innate. Just come over here. You

gotta see this. It was delivered today. I had

to sign for it and everything. It's a real castle

with a moat. Who delivers a moat? How do they

even get that on a plane? It's for my great aunt,

Henrietta Hockenschmidt. She left it to me in

her will. Look, listen to this. To Heinz Delfinschmertz,

you are my only nephew, except for Roger, and

I hated him. See? See why I liked her? Therefore

I leave you my castle and hidden inside is a

very large treasure And look, there's a little

treasure map with clues wanna help me. Oh Come

on, it'll be fun. Take off your secret agent

hat just for tonight and put on your adventure

hat But you know that it's got Monty in it and

I don't like him so screw that guy Oh, come on.

What's Monty's cool? Like Monty. Do I not like

Monty or not like Seth Green? I think it's more

I just don't like Monty. No, you don't like Seth

Green. You've never liked Seth Green. That's

what it is. But Monty and... I'll take Seth Green

in small doses when he's not phoning it in. Sure.

He's not phoning it in here. OK, look, you got

Jeremy and Candice. We've had the conversation.

I know. I understand. And you've got, okay, so

Phineas and Isabella, even though they're not

technically together yet, not until after your

age, et cetera, et cetera, Jeremy and Candice

and Vanessa and Monty, and I would rather see

Vanessa with Monty than any of the other boyfriends

that she's had in the past three seasons. I know,

and I get it. It's supposed to be like this forbidden

love thing where it's like, you know, they're

together, but they can't let anybody know, and

they have to be in disguise in order to be...

You know, it together in public and. I mean,

come on, come on, you got to laugh at major monogram

with his. That's right. Steve, he's like, oh,

I power guy. Yeah, hi. The water and power guy.

And he's like, oh, yeah, I'm the water and power

guy. Yeah, especially with what. But I mean,

that that makes up for the fact that there's

15 garlic pimper nails there. And you can't find

a cashew because they're all rented already.

Welcome to my castle party. Here's a mask. Lacey,

wow! Great costume. This is a costume party?

Sir Grand of the Goth table has arrived. You

look great, Sir Grand. Goth dragons beware. Vanessa?

Candice! Whoops! I guess your party's gonna have

two vampire queens. One of the chances, right?

I'm gonna go change. How did you ever pull this

off? Well, my dad gave me permission to use his

castle, and then all I had to do was call the

best party planners in town. Ferb, you get the

440 junction box hooked up behind the riser,

and I'll go check up on the pumpkin crew to Tay's.

8 -2, Vanessa. I had to. This is a big night

for me. My boyfriend's coming. Very true. Very

true. Yeah, I get it. All right. Four from him.

I'm leaning toward four and a half. I don't know.

Maybe. All right. Well, I've already written

it down in bold. So you're you're. Oh, it's in

marker. It's a marker. We can't change it now.

In permanent marker. And it's a little ink. Yeah,

indelible, underlined ink. With a big red circle

around it, an angry red circle. Well, I can't

do an angry red circle. This is only Microsoft

Word 2007 after all. Up next, we're going to

get to facing our fears, folks. We'll be right

back. Smooth, Baljeet. What's the problem, Buford?

Well, you know, the sun was in my eyes. Buford,

what's with the lack of effort? I'm just trying

to be careful. You? Yeah, we're out of credit

at the emergency room. My mom said if I break

one more bone, she's going to break the rest

of them. Fairly sure that was hyperbole. Besides,

look how hard that hydrant is. Well, maybe we

could make our own fire hydrants out of soft

foam rubber. Hey, that's a great idea. Ferb,

I know what we're going to do today. Alright

folks, it is time to face your fear. After studying

hours of horror movies, Dufen Schmertz develops

a theory that enlarging small cute animals into

giant beasts will help him take over the Tri

-State area. But when he puts this plan into

action, he soon realizes it might be too much

for him to handle. Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb

make a giant revolving foam city so they can

safely perform skateboarding tricks Say that

five times fast. Yeah, no. Candice's tour of

the Danville Space Laboratory gives her an opportunity

for a high tech bust. Dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

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dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun But damn Buford

really you don't want to put any effort in so

that means that they have to make and No, you

know what I sympathize with Buford here because

I can't ride the skateboard either I and I But

like I was like a senpai. I have excellent balance,

you know I I was a martial artist for years and

I still can't ride I can't I can't write a surf

surfboard. I can't write a skateboard. I can't

write those segue things That is wheels that

you stand on. I know I cannot stand on that damn

thing. And like I said, I have balance. I just

can't get it. I can't make it happen. So here's

what it is, folks. He's got balance, but he ain't

got no rhythm, man. Anyway, I mean, what balance

rhythm you have to balance the thing. There has

to be a rhythm to the anyway. Anyway, it was

a dance joke. Uh, but it's one of those things

where, like, I kind of, I mean, I sympathize

with Buford, but like, Phineas is like, Buford,

what's wrong? Oh, no, I ain't got no energy.

I ain't got this and I ain't got that. And our

health insurance premiums are up too much. If

I go to the hospital again, I'm screwed and we're

going to be piss poor. And then they're like,

oh, we'll just make an entire city out of foam,

which I like. I'll have to smell a kidney unless

you make me a revolving town. Mm -hmm. I don't

think it needed to be a revolving town, but I

like the idea of... even though the skateboards

are still hard with the wheels and the... That's

right, he could have hit himself in the head

with a skateboard. Yeah, he could have. He can

get a concussion like that. And out of all of

the kids, Ferb is the only skateboard master.

No, all three of them are as well with the exception

of Buford our skateboard masters. It was crazy.

How good they were they're up there they're spinning

around and bouncing off the trees and and You

know, despite the fact that the handrails are

all made out of foam. They're still gliding down

handrails Just you know, it seemed kind of neat

in the sense that you know, they could have provided

home homes for the Homeless yeah, I guess you

know homes that they wouldn't hurt themselves

on like I suppose and then we get to DEI and

What's yeah, dea dea different parts evil incorporated.

Okay, sure Not the other thing. Yeah, I thought

you were you know, yeah No, I say No. See, that's

the problem. I keep hearing that everywhere about

DEI now, and I'm like, why is Doof incorporated

in the news? I need to bring that up in the video

show next time. Oh, boy. Okay. So, yeah. No,

Doof. No, don't stop. Just don't even go through

with this plan. Nothing about a giant bat. No,

this is a bad plan, man. I thought it was a cute

idea that he like rescued a bat. I like that

he rescued a bat, but he rescued a circus bat.

It's a pet, right? Yeah, but you know, animals

in the circus are abused. And if you can, you

can take one out of the bad circumstances that

it has found itself in and, you know, and help

it. That would be nice. I agree with that. Other

than the fact that they made a joke out of it

by saying oh my god It's a circus bat, which

means he just goes around and around goes around

the freaking arch of st. Louis like come on I've

never seen a circus bat, so I don't know what

kind of tricks they perform, but I mean if it's

if it's flying through a loop then Maybe that's

all he knows but in the end. It's a good thing.

He was rescued because well, yeah, yeah But man,

this is um and then Candice and Jeremy basically

have a whole date together at the at the at the

Labrador Yes the space labrador. Oh now you tell

me Labrador the space labrador Yeah Yeah, I don't

know. I mean, I didn't think much of this episode.

So there's that. And this is sad because it follows

such a fantastic episode in Jerusalem. It's a

juicy steam town. And also, I didn't pick up

as much of a Halloween vibe this time around.

No, this one really wasn't. The two back to back

Halloween episodes were Drusselstein and TT TOST

or whatever it is. Well, the Triton Trilogy of

Terror was a tri -state trilogy of terror was

a half an hour. Yeah. And the Clint balloon was

half an hour. Mm hmm. But, you know, in between

the two, you've got Drusselstein and Face Your

Fear and they're not half an hour. They go together

as two 11 minute episodes, but. Yeah, but like

yours will see no ween is the only really like

face your fear is more of doofenshmirtz trying

to face his fears like like he's not afraid of

halloween is afraid of christmas what. Whatever

do i do like the the the phone town song that

is one of the cooler songs in season four i think

that was really fun. Nothing that I found as

good as going round and round in Folk Town. I

use the skin I need but here it doesn't matter

where I fall. You'll never catch a scar cause

nothing's really hard in Folk Town. So take a

road and ride on a squeeze a bullet through the

straw. Come on down to Folk Town. It was yeah,

no, it was a fun song Yep, and the only illusions

that we have is super friends Irish spring Lilo

and stitch night at the night of the leapus.

Oh Wait a minute the close -up of giant Derek's

face look like stitch. How is that such a huge

stretch? Yeah, that's that's a leap. Yeah, I

don't know man and The giant kittens attacking

a city can only be a reference to the film like

giant killer rabbits night. That's a stretch,

too. But huge stretch. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I

do. I do like. I do like his online name, Heinz

58. I. I'm trying to remember where the online

name came from. Where did he? Know what was he?

When was he online? He's been online multiple

times, but I don't know where in this episode

but see oh no, no because yes, right because

he bought the the bat About the bat online. Yeah,

I haven't been like a blink and you'll miss it

thing because I missed it probably because I

didn't even like I'm looking through the illusions

I'm like, why is there a bottle of ketchup in

the illusions? And then I read it. Oh his name

is Heinz 58 So he had some ketchup with those

bat wings When Don't eat the bat He's a rescue

Don't ask I say don't Ozzy Osborne that bat That

would have been hilarious to he just bit the

head right off the bat and I would've been like

up game over we're done no problem now I'm trying

to remember what what the line was exactly but

Caroline Ray says, you know, thanks for giving

us the tour Of the labrador and he says oh no

problem, but with your accomplishments in you

know rocket science Yeah, she's like, oh wait.

We don't we don't want to tell anybody about

that. You know supposed to be a secret. Yeah

I'm like is that an illusion something that I'm

not placing was she a rocket science in a previous

up rocket scientists in a previous episode. I

don't I don't know I don't remember that. I know

she was an aerospace engineer and Lindana in

the same life. So she has she's had a lot of

adventures. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, after

all, she and Phineas and Candice had a life before

they met Lawrence and Ferb. So because, you know.

Blended family. I just make it sound sad. It's

like what she was She was an aerospace engineer

and she gave it all up to be a housewife because

she met No, she was an aerospace engineer who

became a 80s pop sensation and then She became

a housewife after the fame died. Oh, I thought

she was an 80s pop sensation when she in her

teen years What she had got she had done she'd

gotten done with let's all go to the mall and

then went to college to become a scientist Okay,

sure, that's the only way that makes sense, right?

Yeah, I guess I'm she's still an 80s pop star

regardless in the current day. So it's not like

Well, we'll talk about that next but yeah Boy,

yeah, that's true. Sure Yeah, we got to wrap

this up because the next episode is much cooler

Really, is it though? Yeah, it is. You just don't

like the soft fireplug. Oh, that's right. Seriously,

that's it. A soft fireplug. Oh, yeah. Well, it's

attached to a giant revolving treadmill with

a giant soft neighborhood containing soft obstacles.

And he goes, oh, yeah. OK, that's better. That's

all right. All right. Maybe I was too hasty.

I'm sorry. Stephanie conclusions are soft fireplug.

What are you going to give face your fear? Maybe.

I don't know. I don't want to give it like a

two and a half when it probably deserves a three.

What were you looking at? I gave it a three.

All right, I'll go with three then. I don't want

to be out of compliance here. Well, it's not

that you can give it whatever rating you want.

Like if you want to give it a zero, give it a

zero. Fine. I don't care. It's up to you. But

I mean, I'm looking at it and I'm like, okay,

it's not as bad as. As there was a giant foam

hamster wheel in their back backyard that got

smashed to bits by different servers head. While

attached to a giant bat, what happened to the

giant bat? Don't want to know just like I don't

want to know what happened to the giant floating

baby Like I don't want to know these things.

I really really don't want to know these things

There's still a giant bat floating around somewhere

this episode where is oh so I want to read this

because The scene where Isabella says that what

she thought Beljeet said Remember In this episode.

Yes. Yes. So, Havn -Meier revealed what Isabella

thought Baljeet said on his TikTok. What did

she think he said? Yeah. The explanation is as

follows. Isabella's uncle Barry had been on an

expedition in the Amazon and had gone missing

three years earlier. He had been studying llama

husbandry and there were all sorts of llama conspiracy

theories around his disappearance. The most prevalent

of which was that he had stumbled upon a secret

society of hyper -intelligent llamas and was

working for the head llama as an executive assistant

since that had always been his dream job. When

Baljeet said, where is Perry, Isabella thought

he said, there is Barry. Like he had just seen

her long lost uncle. I didn't even hear there

is Barry. I didn't either. I heard where is Perry.

I heard where is Perry. Yeah, that's in Isabella's

head. I'm glad Dan explained it. I'm glad there's

an explanation to it and everything else. But

I heard where is Perry. You heard where is Perry.

I'm sure everybody else in the audience back

when this episode aired heard. I assumed it was

something dirty that. Yeah, that's what I thought.

What did you think I said? Oh, never mind. You

don't want to know. You don't even want to know

what I thought you said. It was. Yeah, it was

so horrible that you don't even want to contemplate

what I actually thought you said. Yeah, no, absolutely

not. But like, at least we have an explanation.

So there's that. Yay. I don't know what happened

to Chuck Berry. I don't know. Uncle Barry, is

he white or black? I don't know. Barry. Well,

technically he could be I was gonna say what

is she she's uh, she's Mexican Mexican and Jewish,

right? So technically he could be he's not very

white. No Where's Barry white? Oh I just I just

read it Perry's apsteric with the inator causing

him to return to regular size And then Dufresch

turns and falls into a shellfish restaurant,

which oddly was not originally in St. Louis.

No, that's why it's so weird. I don't understand.

I mean, I guess they could have multiple locations.

Is the tri -state area near St. Louis? I'm confused.

I don't understand. Tri -state area is next to

the bi -state area, which is next to the adjacent

area, which is right over there. That makes perfect

sense. And we'll be back, right after this, with

the Klimt Balloon Ultimatum. Look, if you're

going to destroy my chance at stardom, I think

I deserve an explanation! Alright, I do like

the sound of my own voice. So, for years now,

I've wanted to find the elusive Klimt Balloon.

And finally, after countless hours web surfing,

I found Shackleburg's journal on an online auction

site, only to lose the first volume to YouTube.

I did manage to get his second journal, but it

only contains the last page of the map. the map

that you have in volume one. So I concocted a

long convoluted plan to get you to lead me right

to him. But why? You see, sales have gone flat.

You can only reinvent the bikini and board shorts

so many times, but I could convince the world

to start wearing old timey bathing suits again.

That's revolutionary. But to do that, I was gonna

need a gimmick. What a combo! He's self -impelled,

he's got a weird, disturbing face on his chest,

and he makes unintelligible noises. Seriously,

just the whole package is irresistible, and he's

all mine! He's all mine! You can't own him. He's

a living thing! He belongs to the ages. Well,

the ages should have kept their receipt, because

he belongs to me now. And once I unravel his

secrets, I'll make a fortune. Well, second fortune.

Oh, there's my ride. Brought to you by Random

Swimway! We can't let him unravel Cluplune's

secrets! Unravel? I've got this! Not a time pass!

Alright folks, finally up tonight we have the

Klimtballoon Ultimatum, which is a play on words

of the Boren Ultimatum, which is the third reference

to the... Hold on. How does this even have anything

remotely to do with the Boren trilogy? The Clint

balloon ultimatum the born ultimatum it had the

word ultimatum in it. It doesn't make any sense

The title refers to the 1990 book in the 2007

film But it happens to have the same word in

it how does this have any was there was the born

ultimatum about a trip to Nepal? Yeah, this has

nothing to do with the born ultimatum other than

the fact that the word is in it Soon as I say,

as soon as I see Ultimatum, all I can think about

is Matt Damon and Jason Bourne. I don't think

of anything else. But the fact is that it's an

Ultimatum. The whole episode is about an Ultimatum.

You either you either produce proof of the Climbaloon's

existence or you don't get to participate. And

it's like that's your Ultimatum. Mm hmm. I know.

One or the other, which has nothing to do with

Jason Bourne. Or the whole trilogy. It doesn't.

They don't fit together there have been worse

delusions that we've debunked So it's not as

bad as some of the other ones that they've tried

to make there's been longer stretches made by

the finish of her wiki. I mean Okay, love handles

song the ballad of Clint balloon is nominated

for a best fact -based song at the tristies Right.

Yeah the tristies Oh my god, I can't believe

it. Tristate area. Tristate area awards called

the Tristese. Yeah, sponsored by random swimwear.

I didn't know what it was either until they pronounced

it and they said, welcome back to the Tristese.

And I was like, oh, it's not Tristese. Excellent.

OK, moving along. Yeah, there's no snap crackle

pop here, folks. Yeah, there's no Rice Tristese.

I know. But when the existence of the magical,

human -like, bathing Sir Klimt balloon is in

question, Phineas, Ferb, and the gang must travel

to the Himalayas to prove his existence and validate

Love Handel's nomination. Meanwhile, Diffin Schmerz

attempts to turn Roger into a warthog. And he

almost got away with it too. Wasn't for those

meddling kids. I was gonna say, it wasn't for

those damn meddling kids! Nang, nang, nang. Nang,

nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang,

nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang,

nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang,

nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang,

nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang,

nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang,

nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang,

nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang,

nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang, nang What

was the word? Something. I don't know. I got

to put that on a post -it, stick it on my monitor

so that I can be like, that makes me giggle.

All right, but there's a bunch of bands that

are all competing. We got to see Landana and

Max Modem that nobody could remember. I didn't

remember that Max showed up more than the one

or two times he already did, but I liked seeing

the two of them together again. They like invented

him, though. He wasn't an 80s pop star. Yeah,

no, I know they invented him. But like what they

invented was pretty damn cool for dad. And yeah,

seeing the two of them together, I like seeing

the two of them together dressed up in their

80s outfits. yeah no i enjoyed it i thought you

know if they're going to be if they're going

to bring those two alter egos back and put them

together then a rock or um an iraq awards show

would be the way to do it yeah that makes sense

i don't know i I feel like I watched too much

Phineas and Ferb today, which is really weird,

because that should never be a feeling I should

have, but... You know, I watched these two episodes,

Jerusalem Scene, Owen, and Face Your Fear, and

then I watched this episode, and then it occurred

to me that we also had the cover... Tri -State.

Tri -State, Trilogy of Terror, so I watched that

one again. I really I just like that episode

And I liked this one too, but you know, I didn't

watch this one twice But yeah, there was a lot

of a lot of Phineas and Ferb being watched today

Yeah, and this is probably as much as we like

this episode This is probably not an episode

plot that I would want to revisit anytime soon.

Like I've seen it I know what it is. It's kind

of cool. But at the end of the day we go from

doofenshmirtz Finding this rich treasure that's

left to him To getting it taken away by bill

collectors to now going back to I'm going to

turn my brother into a warthog He's nothing if

not consistent That's true He has invented a

spray bottle. No, he didn't invent the spray

bottle. He he invented the shit that's in the

spray bottle He goes to great lengths to explain

that he did not in fact invent the spray bottle.

So messing around but yeah that was funny technically

you could have invented a new type of spray bottle

you know that uses like reverse suction or something

to spray you know it would have made more sense

reverse psychology exactly only the reverse kind

though because psychology has already been studied

for the last eight years there are no more new

innovations to be made in psychology So the fact

that love handle is uh gonna play I like love

handle that this song doesn't quite do it for

me But most of their songs are good Yeah, and

they've chosen Kansas to sing with them and they

said that she won like a lottery or something

It was that something that was covered in a previous

episode or I I think it's just something they

threw in here to have her Involved in the thing

a lot armor. I mean I seem to remember her in

a previous episode Winning a lottery on the radio

or something so that she could sing with love

handle Yeah, she did but that was in the previous

episode and she got to do that in that she got

this. Yeah Okay, that's what I thought. Yeah,

so they ended the episode with her singing with

them. Yep Okay, so this is not not not the same.

This is different So she had the great fortune

to win a second radio lottery so that she could

sing with them a second time There's gonna have

to take her on tour now Pretty much. Yeah, like

literally when he was playing the instruments

at the end before Danny starts singing I thought

she was gonna sing Mmm, I like I'm not saying

she was gonna replace Danny as the singer of

love handle But I thought they were gonna duet

the song Yeah, that's that's what I was thinking.

Yeah, and that would make sense. Yeah Yeah, because

You know we've heard And this saying before right

and we know that actually actually tisdale can

sing. Yep He's actually really good. So I I don't

know they could have implemented that a little

better. Yep. Yeah You didn't just show up to

go nine nine nine nine It's not your That's your

reason for being here. Yeah, it's not your thing

Candice. Yeah, say in your lane Candice Well,

I don't know if I'd go that far. Bill, you persisted.

One thing that made me laugh really hard about

this episode was the Leroy Jenkins reference.

And if you're not familiar with Leroy Jenkins,

you got to go out and Google Leroy Jenkins because

it's a very, very old World of Warcraft clip

where you have these admins that are testing

a raid mechanic. in World of Warcraft. And, you

know, they're the leader of the group. They've

got like 40 guys, you know, and they're going

over the rules. And he says, OK, now we need

our fighters up front and we need our magic users

in the back. Before we run in, we're going to

buff everybody so that, you know, they have iron

skin and they're strong and they can, you know,

they're running into a cave to defeat a bunch

of dragons and like a bunch like a bunch of like

a hundred dragons are in there. and the funny

thing is he asked one of the guys can you crunch

some numbers real quick and the guy says Okay,

let me look hold on and you can hear him tapping

and he's like, alright I'm getting a thirty two

point three percent chance to success that that's

repeating of course and the guy's like, okay

good good Okay, we can do this, you know, I think

I think Like we could do this and then this guy

rads in and he goes All right, guys, let's do

this. The right here. Yes. And he just runs it.

And the leader goes, oh, my God, he just ran

in there. Yeah, because he just read it. And

then they're like, all right. All right. We can

still salvage this. Go, go, go, go. Eric, stick

to the plan, stick to the plan. Everyone, you

know, we need their puffs. Magic users. They're

all like, we're dying out here. I'll get killed.

And they are only right. You jerk. You stupid

idiot. What did you do? They all get killed.

And then at the end, Lee Ray goes, well, at least

I got to get. Ah, it's an it's an awesome clip.

It's hilarious. And I reference it a lot. I love

it when I love to say even I'll be playing video

games and I'll say, I need you to crunch some

numbers real quick and hope you like. All right.

Fine. Three, three, three point two, three repeating.

I'm like, awesome. Thanks. Nobody else gets the

reference. We get you get the right. I get it.

I made him watch it when he was little, so he

knows the reference. Yeah, I love the reference.

Did he just run in there? I always say that while

we're gaming. Did he just run in there? Yeah,

yeah, he did. Yeah, it's just stick with the

plan. Come on. But the fact that they the fact

that they included that in there, it's beautiful.

I laughed so hard because what I was just a gamer

strategy, so he You know, references the fact

that it was from World of Warcraft. It was just

that kind of made the episode for me, to be honest.

Yeah, right. Yeah. But Climpaloon, I can do it

with or without, you know, I'm not I know you

don't like the nine, nine, nine. I don't think

that's what I like least about him. But the fact

that they go all the way to the Himalayas to

get him, to bring him back, to prove that he

exists so that Lovehandle can win their Award

show which is the most convoluted storyline ever

That's why the okay the night is just annoying

But like really that's that's what it is to me

is that it's so convoluted and so stupid Like

the the so like okay love handle songs are great.

They're cool. They're fun sometimes they're science

based or fact based or whatever, but A music

competition based - a music award given out based

on a song fact ca - What? Factual fact based

songs, yeah. My - my head? How - How convoluted?

How did this even happen? What is this? American

Factual Song Idol over here? What the hell? Like

- And they put them all in a glass container

so that they - I mean, I'm like, this is referencing

something and I just don't - No, what it is.

Oh, let me look at that because I was curious

about that. I put them in a glass box for 24

hours. It doesn't make any sense. So while you're

looking that up, I will. It doesn't say anything.

OK, I'll continue. But there's nothing. No, there's

nothing. How is that not a reference to something?

It's got to be. I thought it was, but so far

nothing. Before it, in fact, we'll have to Google

it and then we'll edit the wiki ourselves because,

you know, that has to be safe for posterity.

Yeah, I'm too lazy. So. I mean, I'm lazy, too.

All right. Anyway, so as we were as we were saying,

I'm watching the episode and you've got a new

bad guy and the bad guy is is is Mr. Random from

random somewhere who is, you know, he's. They

have Sponsored the show. So he's like this these

random swimwear commercials keep popping up and

He is he's monologuing. He's a villain. He's

monologuing and it's funny because I thought

that it was the the enemy band who was trying

to stop them fighting. Yes What was the whole

point of that? Yeah, why do they even have him

say that that makes no sense? Especially in these

episodes where they're usually pretty tight,

you know, they they know they're short on time

They only got 11 minutes or in this case 22 minutes.

So they strip out all the extraneous stuff. So

that the whole thing from What was it called

slam hammer the lead singer of slam hammer basically

saying I will stop at nothing, you know to keep

them from finding the Klymphaloon. I assumed

it was him following them, but it wasn't. It

was Mr. Random. And so Mr. Random is monologuing

like, and I put together this whole convoluted

award show in order to get you to come to the

Himalayas to find the Klymphaloon. And I would

find you and I would follow you and I would capture

him. And it all worked. And I'm listening to

this and I'm like, this guy sounds familiar.

I know this guy. And I thought, that's John Stewart.

And I couldn't believe, I'm like, they couldn't

have gotten John Stewart to do this because there's

a song and Mr. Random actually sings a song.

And I was like, they couldn't have gotten John

Stewart to not only do a huge monologue twice,

right? Once in the middle, once at the end, but

also sing a song. I mean, that's it. That's a

big commitment for somebody who's clearly busy.

He's got the Daily Show and he's got all this

stuff he's doing. And then at the end, I was

pausing, you know, to get to the part of the

credits where they say who the voice actors were.

The fourth page of voice actors, John Stewart.

No way. I thought that was the coolest thing

because, I mean, he doesn't have the most distinctive

voice, but he can act. Yeah, he has such he's

got I want to say he's got amazing range, you

know, but like He's got chops. Yeah, you know,

he's got chops and and the cadence that he speaks

in That's how I picked him out immediately. I

was like, wow This is really cool that they got

John Stewart to basically do a quarter of the

episode by himself Yep It was neat Yeah, it was

very good. It's not enough to save this episode

from a bad grade, but it was a nice cameo. Give

it a bad grade? Oh, come on now. Oh, yeah. How

many songs were in this? It was like... I said

eight. Something like eight, nine... It was eight

songs? I think so. I think I counted them. It

was either that, yeah. Because this is a full

half hour. My undead mummy. I'm Lendana. I caught

that one. Alien heart. I don't think I caught

that one. Trees made of wood, which I thought

was dumb because it was like two lines. Yep.

Hockey Z9 forever summer instrumental. I caught

that. Yeah. Flashing back to fashion forward.

I caught that one. And then the ballad of Clint

Balloon, which I thought was kind of not that

great, but I'm sure they pulled it out of the

Clint Balloon episode. Yeah, lame. Yeah. I mean,

a couple of them are the instrumental versions

of the older songs. And yes, you're right. The

one done by. Flamhammer really isn't a song,

but they still count it as a song thing in the

episode. So it's a, yeah, it kicked off all heavy

and I was like, oh, now here we go. Now we're,

now we're talking here. Let's see here. I want

to hear some metal. I love it when they shift

into like different genres that they don't often

cover. And then they just stopped it. Yep. Three

down a boom. Done. Yep. Well, that's dumb. The

other fact that they were trying to keep it tight

as far as what scenes they say, well, how do

we explain how we got here so fast? And he says,

well, we don't have time for that. The verb says

travel montage. Yeah, I was like, all right.

We didn't even get a travel montage. It was just

like they're there You did you did after the

fact after the fact it was a little bit of travel

montage But not like how did we get here exactly

because weren't we just an award show and now

we're here in parkas You know how that happened

travel montage. Yeah travel montage suspension

suspension of disbelief everybody Just yeah with

the friggin flow if they say what it is and what

it is is what it is Even though it might not

be what it isn't just go with it yeah and honestly

they could have trimmed other stuff yeah and

given it a little more time to see i mean you

know what would have been awesome is i love uh

and i know they've done this before but i love

the indiana jones travel montage where it's basically

they show a map yep and and the little dot that's

traveling between the continents and it bounces

between towns and It's like, well, this is it's

distinct. It's fast and it shows you where they've

been and, you know, blah, blah, blah. Because

I think they were behind on time for this. They

did that very lazily here because it is here.

It is in that when it goes to the fade and it

goes to that little travel montage, you see a

map moving. You see them moving across some sort

of map, but it isn't the Indiana. Yes, it isn't

the Indiana Jones awesomeness, though. It's a

lame. Oh, my God, we're out of time. We have

to throw something in here. And that's why this

whole episode gets a fucking two out of. Yeah.

Really? That's brutal. Wow. Yep, yep. All right.

All right. Well, you know, I got to give it at

least a three because John Stewart and then and

you know, Leroy Jenkins. That's the only this

is the only two reasons why it's not getting

a zero is because of Leroy Jenkins and John Stewart.

Oh, those in here. Well, and Donna and Max Motive.

You know what? They could have skipped the whole

gag about the microphone going up and down, you

know, with a weird phallic microphone. Well,

I mean, all right, so two and a half is as high

as I'm going to go. But the weird thing with

the microphone thing, that was a word show plot.

That was a word show fodder because. Isn't it?

Yeah, I don't watch award shows. Oh, my God.

OK, so when when did this air? This is what?

Twenty thirteen, I think. Twenty. Yeah, sure.

Most likely. Yeah, still, and like... What I

remember is the big joke of the award show, I

think it's in... Yeah, it's Naked Gun 33 and

a third, the final insult. They do that whole

thing with Raquel Welch and the stairs and the

microphone and the things not working at award

shows That's what this is. And yes, I enjoyed

that because I enjoy seeing Max and Lynn Lindana

doing their thing but at the end of the day everything

else out of this episode if though if If they

weren't there and if Leroy Jenkins references

weren't there, this would straight be a 0 or

a 0 .5. Easily. It just wore on me. You didn't

like Perry being turned into a Rastafarian? With

a Rastafarian warthog with a tambourine on his

tail? More cowbell more cowbell And then he won

an award and he's like You know, I can't I can't

go for it and he will plan because I'm I gotta

stand here for pictures while holding in my I

grant my Is that an Emmy or a Grammy or whatever?

He looks really guilty for being there, you know,

but he can't help it can't help it that's right

yeah no not even that like that was funny it

was interesting but it literally looking at this

episode again difference versus plan actually

worked did it well he wanted to spray roger and

turn him into a warthog because of a a legal

loophole that says that warthogs can't hold office

So he wants to spray his brother to turn him

into a warthog so that he can no longer be married.

But instead he gets Perry. No, no, no, no, no,

no. He got Perry already. But the reason the

reason why Perry didn't thwart him is because

Perry was a warthog already and he was playing

with his band. So what happens is the. The mister

was behind the podium and it was supposed to

get Steve. But then Mr. Random comes over and

says, wait a minute. You all heard me to submit

to my evil deeds, right? And they said, yes,

we did. And he said, my career. He said, yes,

we did. And then he says, my career is over,

isn't it? And they say, yes, yes, it is. And

then the mister goes off and hits Mr. Random

and he turns into a warthog. OK. But technically,

technically, his evil plan worked. It did, but

it was not thwarted. Well, his evil plan worked,

but it still didn't get him what he wanted. No,

it did. So technically, it didn't work. But although

he wasn't punished at all, he didn't get his

head smashed into a giant foam town 50 times.

by a giant bat, you know, he didn't even get

punched by a platypus this episode. He just,

you know, he kind of got off scot -free. Yeah,

didn't even get three cursed wishes from a giant

floating baby head. I know. Where's the giant

floating baby head when you need him? Which again

is I almost want to put this in a one and a half

now with a giant floating baby head. I don't

even have to have any vampire. Queens. It didn't

have I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting

that. I wasn't expecting Max Motive to show up

either, but I was pleasantly surprised. So, yeah,

sure. Why not? I'll take it. Yeah. Two and a

half for me. Three for you. Given it a three.

Yeah, I liked it. I did enjoy the episode. I

usually like double episodes more, but, you know,

this one was a little like we said, we've been

convoluted. Yeah, I think they're either. I don't

want to say they're running out of ideas at this

point, but I think they were scraping for time

or they needed something and they came up with

this to fill the time that needed to fill because

they have a bunch of extended episodes, a bunch

of longer episodes that are coming up that are

amazing because we all know Phineas and Ferb

save summer act your age, everything else. So

good. Um, uh, what's the other one episode 100

of the podcast will be, uh, tales from the resistance.

So that's an extended one. Uh, so they have stuff

that's coming. It's really excellent. This is

just one of the re like, I don't even remember

the last time I rated a Phineas and Ferb episode

below a three. I would have to go back and look

through all of our scripts to see What are ratings

are and I will do that for when we eventually

do conclude this podcast, even though there is

going to be a fifth season of the show at some

point next year. 2025. Yep. Yep. Yep. I think

March of 2025, wasn't it? I don't know. I don't

know. So far in the future, it might as well

be, you know, as long as it's as long as it's

also streaming on Disney Plus. I'll be happy

if they put it on Disney Channel and make us

wait a year for it to hit Disney Plus. I will

be pissed. How would you know? I just assume

that in, you know, March or whatever, 2025, it

would just go straight to Disney Plus. Don't

know maybe they want to go back into the old

TV model since they still have TV channels these

days I assumed Disney was just Disney Plus, you

know, I don't know. I mean actually I think there's

they still have like Disney kids somewhere Yeah,

yeah Disney Junior in my in my many extensive

travels. I have been places where One of the

channels on basic cable was Disney Junior No,

maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they're maybe they still

have a cable channel, but no they still have

the cable channels That's what I'm saying. Like

right now today in 2024 as we're recording this

and releasing this for Halloween or whatever

the hell I'm doing here There are still Disney

channels on television But we cut the cord like

a couple years back, so I don't know what cable

looks like anymore Despite the fact that now

that we have commercials in Netflix and Hulu.

It feels like I'm right back to cable again.

Oh, yeah. Well, that's what I was gonna say is

that Is that with like like if they do do this

as We're going to air it on Disney Channel Disney

XD as long as it hits Hulu the next day or obviously

would hit Disney plus the next day not Hulu,

but yeah, but yeah, so Package to Looking for

that I'm looking for. Oh, that's why I heard

of commercials Yeah Stupid commercials damn commercial

commercial. I know It's always the same commercials,

but even watching stuff on Hulu. It's like same

commercial every 10 minutes See I pay for ad

-free Hulu. I refuse if I'm paying for a streaming

service and I'm already paying for a streaming

service, why would it? It's annoying. What? Yeah,

but it's like, am I not giving you money already?

Oh, but now you've got to give us more money

so that we don't bore you with the commercials.

It's like this is why I cut the cord. This is

why I don't have cable, because I don't want

to watch commercials. I'd rather give you my

20 bucks a month than have you show me stuff

without commercials. Oh, yeah. Now it's more

though. Yeah. Well, yeah, they keep upping the

price. Like when I originally started using Hulu

back in, I don't remember when it was, but a

number of years ago, let's just say 10 years

ago. It was $11 .99 plus tax for ad free tier

of Hulu. So you had no ads whatsoever. It's now

up to like $18 .99, $19 .99 at whatever. And

I'm like, okay, fine. Something ridiculous. Yeah.

but you know again the fact is like at the time

I was paying like over $200 for cable and Then

paying an additional fee for Netflix paying additional

fee for Hulu paying What else do we have back

then? We had a bunch of stuff and but but I mean

now it's like oh, we're paying Much less for

for just internet, you know, but but now they're

reaming us on services We just canceled Hulu

and Disney so that we could take advantage of

the new package deal as new customers. But we

still don't get ad free. Oh, see, I would pay

for the ad. See, that's the thing. I would add

on. I think you can add on to that package to

get ad free. Streaming services are crazy these

days gouging. We did we go to the break yet?

I don't even remember. I don't know man. I don't

think we did we're just randomly We're going

down a rabbit hole again, you can feel free to

pull all that out people What needs to be said

you get streaming services, they're getting more

positive. We said all this before in another

episode For me to not complain repeatedly, you

know Oh, please. I complain every single podcast

I do. It doesn't matter what it is. But anyway,

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episode is this is 97 98 98 of a hundred and

something cuz we got more episodes to go and

I just found the Season 5 article on the Phineas

and Ferb dot fandom dot com dot wiki or whatever

the hell So they're only titles and they're only

production numbers. They have no air dates listed.

They have no Viewers in the millions or no volume

or no nothing so going into each one of these

Articles or these clickable links is stupid because

there's no information there yet because the

season hasn't debuted yet But the 20 episode

titles as of now summer blockbuster Cloudy with

a chance of mom Appetite for adventure License

to bust. Oh my god No, no, no, no, no, no god,

they're just doing James Bond titles. So is that

the title? No, that's me complaining looking

at the title so appetite for adventure obviously

appetite for destruction guns and roses License

to buy shall be in that one again. Yeah license

to bust James James Bond and license to kill

sure dry another day no no no no that's funny

deconstructing do. Your trope tropey mc trope

face. You're gonna love this mr mr hobbits is

bill bow blast I okay sure bill bow blast the

bl. No, you know, it's just Bilbo blasts. That's

an exclamation point lessons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Bilbo blasts a chip to the vet. More than more

than an intern, the Aurora Perry. Oh, the Aurora

Perry Alice. Oh, my God. No, I actually saw that.

Uh huh. Me too. I saw it for like 10 seconds

and it wasn't even the one you saw only through

my phone. Mm hmm. It's technically just made

to the picture that I could have gotten anywhere.

Mm hmm. Lord of the Firesides. So Lord of the

Flies. Agent T for Teen. Oh, God, that must be

an episode where eight or eight Candace. How

many do they have? 20. Oh, really? Only 20? So

it's probably going to be 34 or 36, right? Probably.

The Haberdasher, the Candace suit out of character.

And the very last one, 509, that they, that they,

um, that they list here is something we've been

waiting for since we were in Seattle. Meet me

in St. Louis. It's real. It can't possibly be

true. Alright, alright. It's true, it's all true,

I swear! I swear, I'll take it. Alright. That'll

be fun. Yeah, the Force, the Empire, the Death

Star, it's true, it's all true, I swear, it's

all true. That's right, Eris, it's all true.

Oh, God. Alright, any final thoughts from you

before I run through the closing? I'm gonna have

to have you crunch some numbers on that one.

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