GCRN WarZ
Wrestling Tag Team Tournament Round 1

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About this Episode
Hi, I'm Phil Lamar, voice of Green Lantern in
Justice League, and you're listening to the Geekcast
Radio Network. Ladies and gentlemen, this is
your GCRN Awards Tag Team Wrestling Tournament,
with your host, Optimus Solo. Money isn't everything,
it's the only thing! And featuring, TV's Mr.
Neil. The whole wrestling world is gonna stand
up and take notice! And, from Simplistic Reviews,
DJ Valentine. Damn! Hello and welcome to our
latest GCRN wars episode. That's right, we're
bringing back the wars episodes. We're doing
a little fighting today and the topic for today
is going to be wrestling. tag teams. So this
is the beginning of our journey to decide what
is the best wrestling tag team of all time, or
at least out of the teams that I have assembled
here. I apologize if I left somebody off that
you really wanted to be on here, but I'm not
alone today helping make the case for one tag
team or the other. We have a Fatal four -way
we have four corners of people here going that
are going to try to influence your votes because
that is right The people will be voting and if
you haven't seen the wars episodes or listen
to them before we talk about the matchups But
you guys decide the winners so helping us Influence
the masses first off is TV's mr.. Neil hello,
Neil Hello, I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum
and I'm all out of bubblegum like it also joining
us today a Duo a tag team themselves from the
simplistic reviews. Mr. Matthew Stewart. Hello
You know what Kevin you just made the list And
his tag team partner DJ Valentine the immortal
words of Aristotle and Socrates and Plato choke
on that slap nuts. So Matt, the question that
we have to start off with is if you guys were
in fact a tag team, who would start in the ring?
Oh, Matthew has a lot of energy. So he's I'm
like the relief. He comes in there hot fire.
I'm clapping. I'm getting the crowd and doing
everything like that. I'm the one. Come on. Take
it! Come on! I feel like I start the match like
Hillbilly Jim, where he can start stomping his
feet and he's like, don't go mess with those
country boys. So, if anything, we would be -
I don't like the tag team anymore. I'm out. I'm
out. I would be Henry O 'Godwin. You would be
Phineas Godwin. We already have a tag team that
might not make it through the match without turning
on each other. Steal chair! Steal chair! He tags
me in and slaps my back. He stabbed him in the
back. double crossed him. So basically what has
happened here is behind the scenes I've tried
to come up with 32 tag teams that I thought might
have a chance to be crowned the best tag team
of all time. So obviously there's been way more
than 32 tag teams out there so I had to try to
find a way to narrow that down. What I decided
to do was Google and internet and see if they
would help me. And what I basically did is I
went to some other top 10s, top 50s, top 100s,
top 25 lists that are out there and took their
rankings. Then I also took title holders and
how long they held them and stuff like that and
tried to compile all that information to see
which tag teams came up the most. And if I thought
there was a glaring omission from that list I
added some of my own personal touch to it. So
we looked at Sports Illustrated, they did a list,
Den of Geek did a list, the site Ranker has a
list, Bleacher Report did a list, and New Arena
did a list. So those are the five lists that
I looked at. And then, like I said, I looked
at WWE slash WWF, WCW, ECW, Title Reigns, and
kind of put that all together. Maybe a little
bit of longevity, a little bit of memorabileness,
iconicness, and that's kind of... how we got
to the 32 nobody knows who those 32 teams are
except for me so it'll be new to all of these
guys as they kind of come down the pike and love
to see you because they're all ranked one through
32 so you guys might disagree with some of the
rankings but hey it'll make it fun DJ what are
you looking for in a tag team that that you make
you find that tag team superior over another
one chemistry and showmanship uh... i lean more
towards showmanship in terms of wrestling if
you can entertain me other ring uh... where you
know it's almost like the bruce wayne batman
thing if you could if you're just as good as
bruce wayne as you are as batman then i i'm with
you if you're more entertaining doing uh... promo
in the back as you are you know to a clothesline
uh... i'm i'm probably gonna guess will for you
right when we met you what take what taking traits
with a I like a combination of, I like the longevity,
but I also like good storytelling if they're
not just one dimensional, you know, tag team.
Like let's say we take somebody like the Ascension
and it's like, yeah, we're until Illuminati.
It's like, I don't care about that. It's cool,
but. I need something more. I need some meat.
I need I need some storytelling. I need some,
you know, maybe betrayal or like, no, they turn
on each other. They're best of friends and they
come back and and you also have to have good
you got to have some good matches as well. So
you can't just be some, you know, tag team is
just tearing through everything and there's not
really any, you know, suspension of you know,
I need I need to be invested. Give me something
that I can invest in. And those are the ones
that are the ones I'm going to want to get down
with. That's nice. Neil, do belts matter? Not
entirely, but to me it's more about, I like tag
teams that have contrasting styles and also compliment
each other. I like both guys having a sort of
personality on their own. They can stand on their
own while also being a very, very cohesive tag
team. So that's kind of what I look for in a
good tag team. Also, the costumes got a match.
That drives me nuts. In more recent wrestling,
they throw together two guys that are just kind
of like a mishmash. That's a little too much
contrast. I like guys that have the same tights.
Nice, nice, nice. All right, DJ, I'll give you
the choice. Do we start on the left side or the
right side of the bracket? I know that means
nothing to you, but... Well, I'm right -handed,
so let's go on the left side. Wait, what? All
right, we're going to start on the left side
of the bracket. Matt, I just like giving my guess
and my co -host choices. So are we going to start
at the top or the bottom of the left side? Do
I stay on the same side as my tag team partner,
or do I betray him and go the opposite way? Tag
me in! He's reaching for the tag! We're going
to start at the bottom. Alright, we're going
to start at the bottom left quadrant here and
we're going to work our way up towards the top
left and then the second half will be the right
side of the bracket. So if we're starting in
the bottom left that means we're starting with
our 5 seed against our 28 seed. So that's the
matchup that we have going. And as we go through
this, guys, I have data that I am going to be
giving the guys through Skype, etc., that they'll
be able to look at to kind of inform their opinions,
just in case there's tag teams that they're not
as familiar with. So our 28th seed is going to
be the tag team known as Doom. And our fifth
seed is the tag team known as the Heart Foundation.
So DJ, we'll start with you, because your name
starts alphabetically first. So what are your
thoughts on, you can talk about either team or
you can pin them against each other and talk
at them, contrasting with each other, but Doom
and the Heart Foundation, where do you start
with this one? Doom has, that's not Mr. Slick,
right? That's Teddy Long. That's Teddy Long.
Teddy Long, right? And it has Farouk. Yeah. And
then the other guy. Butch Reed. The other guy.
Butch Reed. Heart Foundation is a hard one to
pull first round, man. You're going against essentially
every criteria we just named in one. I said chemistry
off the mic. Matthew said storyline. Magic costumes?
Yeah, magic costumes going on here. Yeah, you're
pulling a but you pull it like I'm gonna say
costumes the entire time You have a matching
costume those costumes, but no man doom I I can't
say that I'm an expert in doom other than I think
fruit blew up later when he was part of the nation
and all that stuff and the damn all that stuff
so uh... i've got a car foundation and it's it's
it's almost unfair yet couple interesting tidbits
about these teams they both actually ended the
same time so they both were tag teams up until
nineteen ninety one when they kind of split off
and when they're singles way of different ways
so uh... interesting that the heart foundation
ranked on every single one of the rankings that
i looked at it was ranked and now we have on
fifth seed here it was ranked third seed for
sports illustrated third seed for raker four
seat for new arena seventy for denny geek and
thirteen seat first bleacher report in all their
various leech report what's wrong with you bleacher
report doom only landed on the SI list and the
bleacher report list interesting on the bleacher
report one of them was 13 and one of them was
15 so they're not too far off there obviously
more people probably know of Ron Simmons than
Butch Reed just as maybe more people know of
Bret Hart than Jim Neidhart, but that could be
a little closer. The late Jim Neidhart. Jim Neidhart
was essentially the wild man. He was the laughing,
he had the goatee. Matthew, what do you think
of these two teams and what gives the upper hand
to one or the other? Mean I can honestly say
I haven't really I never really saw doom breast
So I think this might have predated me a little
bit this means to me this to me was like kind
of in the early days at WCW So what would you
say about? Yeah, we're going to 89 to 91 something
like that. I mean, I like Teddy long get these
clown He's really funny and Farouk of course
Ron Simmons, you know and DJ you should like
Ron Simmons. He's an FSU alum It I like I'd like
Ron Simmons I mean he it's interesting that I
didn't even know he was in a tag team before
like the nation or when he was with Bradshaw
and everything like that as well the acolytes
But it's it's hard. I mean they're getting I
won't say the raw deal here, but they're definitely
getting you know They're gonna get out wrestled
out matched out classed out costumed out Out
laughed Everything by the heart. I mean, it's
hard to go. I mean like you were like, uh, man
What's my point here? I'm sorry. I'm trying to
find my point. I can't really get to it right
now Like Neil was saying about having a career
with a tag team and then also by yourself being
probably I would say top I mean, maybe I'm getting
ahead of myself, a top 10 wrestler of all time,
if not top five in Bret Hart. So, I mean, Doom,
it's Doom for Doom at this point. I'll take Legion
and Doom over Doom, you know? Let's see if they
throw a blade around in the time here. Neil,
what do you think? Is this a slam dunk for our
third seed? Oh, yeah. While I was describing
the Heart Foundation at the very top of the show,
I was trying very hard not to directly point
them out. He was like dancing around it. Yeah,
just kind of being very vague. But yeah, they
were the guys I was thinking of. But about Butch
Reed and Farouk, you know, both are... legendary,
semi -legendary guys in the business. I don't
know how many people actually know Butch Reed,
I recognize that name. But I also have to think
about it in terms of was this a good, was this
a legendary tag team? And the other one that
comes to mind in that is like the Blade Runners,
which was Sting and the Ultimate Warrior, who
are both legends in the business, but that's
not a legendary tag team, and I don't think Doom
is legendary either. So it's gotta be the heart
foundation. All right, so it looks like a unanimous
push there for the Heart Foundation, for the
voters out there. We're looking for the three
seed to move on and live up to the three seed
title, I guess. So that means we're gonna go
to the quadrant right above them, the matchup
that's happening in the same city there. And
that would be our 21 seed against our 12 seed.
So a little bit less of a gap there. So 21 and
12, not quite as much of a gap there as we saw
there with 28 and three. 21 seed. We're going
with the classic team of money Oh You want to
talk about a laugh And just to give you guys
a little bit Information before we before we
introduce their opponent Let's try to do it that
way and see if that adds some some tension there
so money ink obviously made of Ted DiBiase and
Irwin our shyster Not a long tenure I mean mainly
active there in the early 90s 92 93 were kind
of their main years But they did have three title
reigns and held the title for over 400 days in
the WWF at the time they made four out of our
five lists that we used in composing these teams.
They did not make the Den of Geek list. And the
other list they were at 19, 25, 25, and 39. So
coming in 21 is around the same place that most
of those people had them. And they will be going
against the number 12 seed, which is an interesting
draw. That would be the team of... The New Age
Outlaws. Jesse James and Billy Gunn. Wait a minute
now. Wait, Neil. They don't have matching outfits.
I know. They had a couple different 10 years,
obviously, mainly from the 97 to 2000, then they
had mid -2000s, and then 2012 they came back
again. Six title reigns, over 500 days. Every
one of the five sources ranked them. The highest
was number eight, the lowest was number 20, so
anywhere in between there on the five different
sources. New Age Outlaws, Money, Inc. Neil, we'll
start with you. Oh boy, I was about, I was ready
to make a joke about who's going to be dribbling
the basketball, but I can't do that here. The
classic moment in time. Oh, that was wonderful.
Oh my God. These are both great teams. And about,
about the costumes. I was kind of joking at the
top, but you know, if I had to give it to one,
I'd have to give it to the new age outlaws on
that particular category. Cause at least they're
kind of coordinated. Well, it's coming out in
DX gear, it's fine. I'll allow it. I'll allow
it. Oh my god. You know, I'm such a classic guy,
though. I love Ted DiBiase. I love Mike Rotondo.
Oh man, this is hard. Yeah, it is hard. Were
they better as a team than they were solo? That's
going to be deciding for me. For the New Age
Outlaws, it was definitely the team. For the
other guys, I guess they were better as singles.
As as as good as DBS he was in a tag team. He
was so much better in a single It's a shame.
You never got a title run Yeah, I'm gonna have
to going against my gut instinct but I got to
give it to the New Age Outlaws. New Age Outlaws
a little bit longer of a run a little bit more
days as champion Matt does that matter? It's
a tough one because I mean these are two pretty
damn iconic tag teams I mean you had one that
was New Age Outlaws which was like the part of
the whole DX group which kind of Fortunately
kind of like for some people fortunately turned
like the whole WWF around I would say I mean
that and you know Stone Cold and Vincent man
and things like that that whole rivalry but DX
was the answer to NWL and kind of pulled them
out of the gutter and then you had you know the
time of the early the early 90s the late 80s
you had you know, the the occupational gimmick
people, you know, you had a tax you had a tax
clerk named Irwin R. Scheister. I mean you try
to explain it to people now and it's like you
can't do that anymore. It's like technically
we're reliving that right now. I wish I could
have been in the room when that name was pitched.
Like who came up with that exact name? It's like
hey how about a black guy from North Carolina
that is gonna be a Ugandan cannibal too. How
about that? It's like everything I mean this
was like the golden age of his weird gimmicks.
You've had Ted DiBiase, I mean, like Neil said,
never had a title run, but who cares? He made
his own belt, so screw everybody else. And you
had just Erwin Arshyster cutting his ridiculously
hilarious promos about not cheating on your taxes
or he's going to fine you and beat you up and
everything. I mean, I mean, he took away, like,
the undertakers like gravestone and things like
that to pay taxes, whatever ridiculousness he
was doing. Oh, good. So you have, you know, New
Age Outlaws, they had a lot of 10 years and they
had six runs more days. You know, you had three
runs and you had less days, but it's tough. I
mean, I feel like New Age Outlaws are more memorable
with their title runs. I couldn't really name
you like in Money Inc.'s title runs. Like, oh,
that was really memorable, who they fought or
anything like that. I feel like... It wasn't
maybe fantastic for tag team wrestling back when
money ink had the belt. So kind of went under
the radar So I mean I'm gonna go with new age
outlaws just because they probably had more high
quality matches than money ink had You know,
but you had Ted DiBiase stuff. I mean, but I'm
still going new age outlaws Alright, so to trying
to persuade the voters for new age outlaws DJ
when we're looking at how this is gonna go and
obviously the people the fans the visitors will
be voting on the winners, etc is time period
gonna play a role is there going to be a bias
for a certain time period to somebody have a
leg up if they're more current or not as old
or what do you think that's going to do i think
it's gonna i think it's gonna hurt the eighties
man and uh... instead when i look at this this
tag team uh... money eight nothing but a smile
comes on my face and i thought i don't think
that like that the young with the separate the
kids i call them has no i have any idea how amazing
that he'd be off he was how essentially He he
was the rock before the rock. He was Jeff Jarrett
before Jeff Jarrett. He was the man And then
the gimmick with him working with an IRS agent
as him being this Donald Trumpian character It's
just so brilliant. I don't think a lot of people
even know they exist. So yeah, it's gonna hurt
it's gonna hurt but I mean in terms of individuality
over tag team I have to go DX because our new
age outlaws because They essentially don't work
separately Ted DBI thing our iris work separately
and they kind of come together It's like oh,
yeah great great great for like a couple of you
know a little bit of a run But the new age outlaws
was like that was their thing that that they
were the more traditional WWE WWF tag team Alright,
so we'll have to wait and see what the people
think that's a tough one I think you know even
though it's a 21 of the 12 that could have been
like a eight nine matchup for me It could still
be upset city, you know Let's go to one matchup
above them, which would Maybe I don't know how
you do all the numbers, but I guess this I looked
online guys I looked online What is math? So
the one right above them in most brackets most
32 team brackets would be the 20 seed against
the 13 seed apparently that seems off but that's
how it goes so the 20 seed we're gonna go with
another older matchup and maybe the conversation
can continue as far as singles versus when you're
a tag team but the number 20 seed is gonna be
none other than the Rockers Shawn Michaels and
Marty Janetti from 85 until 92 never held a title
They did manage to get on all of the list except
for Den of Geek, and it was mainly 22, 23, 25,
and then Bleacher Report all the way down at
35. So not huge rankings there, but they did
make the list, so that's why they're on here
too, at number 20, and they'll be facing the
number 13 seed, and this is gonna... this could
expose something with the voters and that is
how hardcore of fans are they and will they recognize
any of the older teams and that's after we just
talked about somebody that was in the mid to
late 80s so they're going to be going against
a team known as the brain busters who was basically
going around that same time period but maybe
less people know about him i don't know if that's
true or not number 13 seed that's arn anderson
and tully blanchard they held a wwe title and
a wcw tag title they're also members of the wwe
hall of fame they got up all the way up to number
nine on the new arena list otherwise 12 14 15
and 23 brain busters against the rockers new
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champion in the WWE, but that's three more title
reigns than the Rockers. Oh, okay. Well, there
is the apocryphal title win for the Rockers that
was cut from a Saturday night's main event. The
rope broke is part of the explanation. Hmm, you
know, I have to give it to the brain busters
because it's the horsemen. I mean, come on and
the rockers This was way way before Shawn Michaels
hit it big. So No question, gotta be the Brainbusters.
I just hope that Mike and Steve and the guys
at GeekCastRadio are gonna put these pictures
up so people can look at Shawn Michaels in this
picture. Remember there, Shawn. Matthew, what
do you think Brainbusters and the Rockers? There
might be one that was maybe more fun and energizing,
but maybe one that was a little bit more no -holds
-barred tough. I don't know if you want to say
it that way, but what do you think? This goes
back to I always like the rockers theme song.
I like that I always love that I mean they were
fun. They were in that I mean they were fun high
fly I mean compared to like a lot of the tag
teams in that era. You didn't really have any
other kind of team kind of flying around like
the way they were, like high energy. It was almost
like if you had two Ultimate Warriors tag teaming
with each other, like bouncing off the ropes
and running down the aisle and everything like
that. Mean, I like guys that are just gonna beat
the living crap out of people which is kind of
what the what the brain busters did I mean aren't
Anderson I mean he he wasn't the enforcer for
no reason at all, you know, there was definitely
reason why they call him the enforcer and Just
the fact that the revival is almost a throwback
to the brain busters that The revival said like,
yeah, we're going to take it. We're going to
basically crib everything that the brain busters
did and bring it into the new era. Of course,
it hasn't really translated well because it's
kind of from a bygone era and everybody's got
to be safer than they were a long time ago. But
I mean, if you take Hall of Fame, title reigns
and I mean, if you're a hardcore and this is
going to go back to what you're talking about
with money, ink and everything is more recency
bias or more flashy costumes. play a bigger role
here and will, I mean, we can all safely say
out of the four people involved in these two
tag teams, Shawn Michaels is the biggest star
out of all of them. So will people just look
past like accolades say like, Oh, Shawn Michaels
was in the rockers. So automatically the rockers
going to be number one. So but if you're going
from a wrestling perspective, I'm going to go
with the brain busters because they just like
to beat the crap out of people. So I'm down for
that. DJ, you agree with those two or not? I
gotta go with Neil and Matt here for some effect
that, for me, the rockers are only relevant in
my memory because Shawn Michael betrayed Marty
Janetti. I was never really a huge rocker fan.
I mean, the colors, the crayon colored outfits,
I just remember Shawn Michael's turning and that
essentially launched his career into being such
a a legend so but as a tag team I was like all
right yeah I mean I more turn to it I'm a heel
guy so the Rockers aren't really they were never
really bad in my recollection but the Horseman
man, the brainbusters anything with Ari Anderson
who looks like he just took a crap on your lawn
and waited for you to come out to see him taking
a crap on it all the time. So what? What do you
want? What do you want to know about it? He looks
like the type of guy that never lost a staring
contest in his life. But he for some reason he
looks this mean but I guarantee you he has like
a tea cozy in his house Does the second iteration
of the Rockers that did not include Shawn Michaels
hurt them or do they even count? Doesn't even
count. Okay. I find that to be even more kind
of like disposable than the original rock. Yes,
definitely. All right, so that leads us to the
worst of the otherwise fans. We're trying to
persuade you to vote for the Brainbusters. Regardless
of Shawn Michaels presence there. That leads
us to the last matchup on the bottom quadrant
here. So the four games in the bottom half of
this side, I guess you want to call it. And that
would go to our number 29 seed. Remember, there's
only 32, so this is almost one of the lowest
seeds possible. The number 29 seed, but... I
just had to find a way to get these guys in there
so we'll bring them to you here and that is none
other than... Fatou and Samu the head shrinkers.
They were around from 1988 until 1996 and I know
a lot of people will know Fatou under a different
name, but they did have one WWE slash WWF title
reign they held the title for 124 days that did
not help them get ranked though because Ranker
was the only one that had them and they had them
at number 43 not on any of the other lists But
hey, I wanted to get the head shrinkers in here.
So we got the head shrinkers here in at number
29 and that means they're facing a pretty high
seed that's going to be the four seed and this
is a WCW mainly tag team and that would be none
other than the Rock and Roll Express with Robert
Gibson and Ricky Morton 1983 to 1998. four wcw
title reigns 400 days as champions in the wwe
hall of fame left off of the bleacher report
otherwise in the top 10 of all other of the list
10 6 4 and a three seed That's a lot of love
from these lists. Is that deserving for the Rock
and Roll Express, Matthew? Rock and Roll Express
or Head Trickers? This is interesting because
looking at the rankings, it's interesting to
see how Denik Geek is ranking things. You would
think Bleacher Report would probably include
the Rock and Roll Express and Denik Geek is putting
them in their top 10. It's funny seeing how these
things are being ranked as well too. In all fairness,
I know the Rock and Roll Express though, I'm
thinking more of the Midnight Express than the
Rock and Roll Express. So I know how big they
were. I remember watching the Hedge Trinkers
a lot more as a kid and kind of being a little
scared of them because they looked like these
Polynesian cannibals. Of course, another fantastic
- Another cannibal! Another stereotype that we
could all go with and everything. But I always
remember like - Fatu like being really out of
and they were like high flyers and you think
of like like, you know what it called now the
Jimmy and the USOs, you know, they're pretty
much mom who says modeled their entire career
after them just like, you know What do you call
it? Everybody else like the revivals were modeled
themselves off the a brain buster So from a nostalgic
standpoint standpoint, I like the hedge drinkers
because to me in my mind They're far more memorable
with what they did than the Rock and Roll Express
despite the accolades that the Rock and Roll
Express had. So for me, I'm going to pick the
Head Trinkers. An upset pick from Matthew. My
one most memory of the Head Trinkers is a Survivor
series. Remember watching it as a kid and I believe
like whole chicken like chickens and turkey like
stuff was like in Yeah, and they were eating
and on top of wrestling so they were like stepping
on their food and then eating it I don't know
what was going on, but I would say that the head
shrinkers are by far the more intimidating I
don't wanna get in a ring with those two guys.
No, I don't. So they're scarier, but obviously
the rock and roll express had the more accolades
and the longer tenure and that type of thing.
DJ, what do you think? Well, as you wanna talk
about scary, chest hair is really intimidating
to me. And the rock -and -roll it's too but I
mean when you're a pleat with a Robin Williams
carpet of chest hair and forearm hair No, no,
I mean I got to lean with my my compatriot here
I think I remember the head shrinkers more because
they're just leaning toward entertaining as much
as They are as wrestlers they I could watch them
behind doing some crazy chicken -eating thing
out in the crowd or behind on the ramp or whatever.
This is more of against gimmick versus talent.
I'm sure the Rock and Roll Express is probably
more talented as wrestlers and maybe the Bonafides,
but I think in terms of memory and lasting and
staying power, in my mind, I'm gonna go with
the Hedge Ringers do. All right, Neil, does the
WCW factor hurt the Rock and Roll Express here?
Not enough people are watching WCW in the mid
-80s. Yeah, it's got to be the the JCP thing
the Jim Crockett Was not I was not watching that
wrestling at that time. So I'm not terribly familiar
with the Rock and Roll Express I do know them
from their Smoky Mountain tag team title reign
that they brought into the WWF for some reason
and Feuded very shortly with another great tag
team that I hope is on this list somewhere Yeah,
that's all I really know them from Of course
I do know the head shrinkers and also known as
the Samoan swap team. A way better name by the
way. Yeah, that's a pull. Although many don't
get to come to the ring with little shrunken
heads and stuff. Yeah. That's not to mention
your manager too. Yes. He was like a Samoan Lou
Albano. I think Lou Albano did. It wasn't it
wasn't Lou Albano at the time but like later
in WWF like He got toward the end. I think he
got involved. Yeah. Yeah, I got to give it to
the head shrinkers Oh, they're more well known.
They got a better gimmick Rock and roll Express.
You just kind of look at them though. You look
at it and be like, yeah, this is like a Georgia
tag team Not really all that interesting almost
like Nick Cage. The other looks like Sneelopper?
Sneelopper, I like it, I like it. Either him,
or it looks like David Tennant a little bit.
Oh, it does look like David Tennant. David Tennant
-y. And Dr. Who's over here. Yeah. Says they're
from Memphis. Of course they are. I think they
also kind of have the rocker problem a little
bit, too. They kind of remind me of rockers a
lot. Where I'm like, eh, you know, whatever.
Interesting, it might be a foreshadowing of how
you guys are going to look at some of these other
teams that are coming down the pike, but a lot
of Rikishi love there for the head shrinkers.
I think I saw him as Rikishi like a lot before
I realized that that's who that was and that
they were one and the same person. That's my
bad. Alright, let's go up to the top half of
the left side of the bracket. That means we're
going to go to a 25 against an 8 matchup. So
a 25 is also going to bring an interesting thing
to the table because, well, sometimes tag teams
have more than two people. So our number 25 seed
is going to be the first example of that and
that is an older team, so maybe that won't bode
well for them, but this is the Valiant Brothers.
They had Jimmy, Johnny, and Jerry. 1974 to 1980,
two WWE title reigns held the titles for 600
days. The Goldbergs of tag team. WWE Hall of
Famers. Got on the Sports Illustrated list all
the way up to number 13 Bleacher Report 44. No
other list did they appear on? They do have a
similar look going so at least the two pictured
in the picture we have Those are the Valiant
brothers at 25 and they have a steep matchup
because they're fighting an eight seed and the
eight seed is someone a team that I know you
guys are going to be familiar with and That would
be a team that's commonly went by The Outsiders.
Scott Holland, Kevin Nash. Six WCW titles. 475
days. Not ranked on Bleacher Report. 11 on Ranker.
Top 10 on all the other ones. The Outsiders against
the Valiant Brothers, DJ. Ayo. Are you effing
kidding me, man? You got these two guys. I don't
want to crap on their legacy, even though they
have Bane bodies, but the outsiders, man. Are
you? This is like pulling the Golden State Warriors.
I don't believe they're so... Why are they so
low? This should be top three. They're awesome.
Again, I'm a heel guy. And Kevin Nash and Scott
Hall, man. Aren't they still doing stuff? Yeah,
I mean there's not much commentary for me other
than come on Oh my god. You know what? It's survey
time. Are you here for the valent? Or are you
here for the outsiders? I forgot about this.
I rest my case. Another one. Yeah. Oh my god.
I mean, both these guys, the outsiders were big
names before they tagged up and they came together
and they were they were amazing. They they they
stole the titles from Harlem Heat. They destroyed
the Steiner's on multiple occasions. They were,
oh my god, these guys are awesome. They killed
Goldberg? Didn't they kill Goldberg? Yeah, and
then they killed WCW. They got some blood on
their hands. Yeah, a little bit. No question,
the outsiders. So no love for 600 days as champions
for the Valiant Brothers? That's a little before
my time. That's a joke. All right, so the we're
we're telling you guys if you vote for the Valley
brothers Please don't participate in the rest
of our tournament the outsider should be moving
on on this one and They'll be facing the matchup
the winner of the matchup between the 24 seed
and the 9 seed so almost an exact Same matchup
here 25 and 8 now 24 and 9 We'll see if there's
any love for these old guys the 24 seed sees
a tag team from days gone by And that would be
the tag team of Mr. Fuji and Professor Tanaka.
From 1972 to 1978, they held the WWE titles three
times, 569 days. 22nd on the Sports Illustrated
list, 24, 25, 40 on three of the other lists,
not on one of the lists. That's Mr. Fuji as an
actual wrestler before he was a coach. with Mr.
Freddie Blassie there, I believe, as their manager.
Oh, that is Freddie Blassie. Yeah, and Professor
Tanaka. So that is an old school, almost two
whole years as champions. But they'll be going
against the number nine seed. And just like the
Valley brothers had more than two members, eventually
these guys had more than two members. And that
would be the team of demolition. Oh my gosh.
East, you're Polish. you've got to pull some
hard cards that uh... later crash nineteen eighty
seven nineteen ninety three three title reigns
six hundred ninety eight days most combined days
as champions and wb history uh... as at least
when i looked at this i don't think it was ever
was close and i don't think i had to worry about
that under actually the second ranked team on
raker everybody else had them seven through twenty
three so mixed bag of rankings to our our sources
there demolition against fujian snack and you
know what do you think Ah, you're dipping into
the 70s. Somewhere out there, there's like an
80 -year -old woman who watched wrestling back
in the day and really loved these guys, but I
didn't, I have no memory of Tanaka and Fuji wrestling
together. And this is the same Fuji who also
managed the demolition. Yeah. Oh yeah. And demolition.
Yeah. On two different occasions even. Oh my
god. It's it's gotta be demolition. Although
I gotta I gotta throw a caveat on there in there
that having crush kind of kind of hurts them
and Might weigh against them in the future. They
were better as two than they were as three. Yeah
Is it one of the best tag team? costumes ever
Oh yeah. What if Kiss was a wrestler? What if
you liked to wrestle and you loved S &M? Well,
I guess that's a true question. Of course you
do. I'm gonna blow right past Kiss and just give
you Manowar. That's what they look like. So DJ
Matt, I'm assuming that you guys concur with
Neil that this is demolition all the way? I'm
going I remember is that Fuji was sub -zero and
running man wasn't it? Yes, so you had a movie
star here yeah classy Freddie Blassie who I guess
classy Freddie Blassie say in an interview once
he bit the nose like a guy's nose off Freddie
Blassie was a nutcase Yeah, that's probably true.
Alright, so we're pushing for the demolition
to move past Fuji and Osaka. We're pushing for
Rebo Man. That's who we're pushing for. Oh my
god. Excellent reference there. I like it. See
if he makes the top 100 list. All right, that
means we're gonna go to a much closer matchup
this time so enough of this 24 versus 8 stuff
Let's go with a 17 versus a 16. Oh Interesting
because it's pitting two teams from similar eras
so we're not gonna have any recency bias I don't
think with this one. So our 17 seed here see
if anybody remembers these guys That would be
the team of the Minnesota Wrecking Crew. Gene,
Lars, Oll, and Arne Anderson. The whole Anderson
gang. There's four of them. They wrestled in
the 60s. They wrestled in the 80s. Seven WCW
title reigns. 992 days as champion in WCW. Left
off of two of the sources on the other three,
the Minnesota Wrecking Crew. Also interesting
because obviously this is the second time we've
seen Arne Anderson show up as part of a tag team.
So see how that goes. few other people that show
up multiple times. And they're gonna go against
the 16 seed. And the 16 seed is a team that also
had more than two members. They would be known
as the Russians. That's Nikita Koloff, Crusher
Khrushchev, Ivan Koloff, and Don Pernodal. 1984
to 1988, three WCW reigns, 324 days as champion,
17th ranked on the Denim Geek, 19th on Bleacher
Report, 20th on Sports Illustrated, the Russians,
and the Minnesota Wrecking Crew. DJ, what do
you think? Because the Minnesota Reagan group
has the better name and they look like the Russians
I'm sorry Vladimir, but no And aren't Anderson
and the rest of these guys look like straight
-up b2k killers, man Let's Google the Minnesota
Record Crew. They look like they have bodies
in the basement and don't care if you look for
them. I'm going to Minnesota Record Crew, man.
They don't give a damn. One guy's name is Oll.
992 days as champion does that we know we said
belts didn't matter a ton as far as Maybe but
they gotta matter a little bit right Matthew
who fought them That's the issue with a lot of
these older tag teams because back in a day they
never change champions ever Ever like you look
at people like the fabulous mula I know we're
talking about tag teams, but she was like champion
for like What? 5 ,000 days? Nobody ever lost
in the 60s and 70s. I felt like people were just
champions. I wish we could get to a happy medium.
Like maybe not that long, but not like the every
other month thing that happens nowadays. Yeah.
I mean, it's even worse now. And you could say,
I mean, seven title runs, 992 days. I mean, that's
a good average about 120 days or something per
average on a run, which is nice. But I mean,
I have to rush and sell. and they got like they're
rocking like big like like big chains around
their neck and i'm not talking about gold chains
i'm talking about like locks and chains i think
it's like they they put chains on on their uh
russian boarding house or something like that
i don't know what you're doing out there you
know but yeah what don kernoodle Don Kurnoodle
to me doesn't really sound like a Russian. He
seems like an undercover like I don't know what
he's doing in that group. Yeah, what's your name?
Comma that Minnesota wrecking cruel they kicked
me out. So I have nowhere else to go. It's got
muscles coming out of muscles in that team. Yeah,
I mean, he looks like they like like baby ride
backs basis basically. It's all baby right. All
baby ride backs. So if I'm going to go by accolades,
I mean, I'll go with another tag team with art
Anderson in it So I'll go and the Minnesota wrecking
cool crew reminds me of the like the world -class
wrecking crew So I don't know the name at least
so you're trying to get it so that the that aren't
Anderson will face off against himself Oh my
god a mirror match I want a mirror match Neither
one of these teams was ranked by everybody that
we looked at so they're both left off of lists
Are they both worthy of being in this competition
Neil? I think so. All I keep thinking about is
that if you grab Tully, this would be a great
Survivor Series match. You know what? This is
another case of Jim Crockett promotions cropping
up, and I'm not terribly familiar with either
of these teams, but I am familiar with the Andersons
somewhat, so by sheer bias, I got to go with
them. So that's where they're going for whatever
you interested to see where this one goes on
the polls This one's a little bit more even than
some of the ones we've had so far. So Alright,
there's only one matchup left on this side of
the bracket That's our number 32 seed against
our number one seed. Oh boy number 32 seed They
were not ranked by anybody They've had some title
reigns and I felt like we got to squeeze them
in here even if it is as a 32 seed and Hey, we
just talked about Russians and people from Minnesota.
Let's talk about some people from Canada They
had the title reigns three times, 216 days, not
good enough to be ranked by anybody we looked
at. Not ranked, not ranked, not ranked, not ranked.
But the Colbeckers coming in at the 32 seed.
They have the envious challenge of going against
our number one seed overall. Why are they the
number one seed? Because they were ranked number
one by Sports Illustrated, ranked number one
by Den of Geek, ranked number one by Bleacher
Report. Ranked number one by new arena ranked
number four on ranker So four out of the five
people I looked at all had this team as the number
one two WWE title reigns 213 days as champs one
WCW title tag title reign 155 days as champs
members of the WWE Hall of Fame and Demolition
may have had a cool outfit, but it's not as cool
as this one. We're talking about The Road Warriors
or Legion of Doom, however you'd like to call
it. Hawk and Animal. DJ, any surprise about the
unanimous ranking it seems like? Except for Ranker,
everybody else had this team as number one. I
can understand. I mean, the Road Warriors. Yeah,
I'm not super surprised. I think I wouldn't have
had number one. They're definitely top three.
I mean, the football pads with the spikes, the
spider. I mean, they're awesome. They're awesome.
I think. We're not talking about their later
90s runs either we're talking right, right. We're
not talking about with puke on puke on the thing.
Yeah, we're not talking about when they expanded
and had alcohol. Or a hawker animals going through
drug withdrawal or some. We're just kind of not
the greatest storyline. Vince Russo era. Yeah,
we're not talking about Vince Russo involvement.
We're talking about Bruce Prichard and Vince
McMahon back in the day. Do the Quebecers get
a chance? No. Let's just get this out of the
way. No. Unless a whole bunch of people from
Canada like steal this thing. I don't even then
they were like, no, I like a little German in
your Quebec. I'm sorry. Who's here? I'm sorry,
man. Oh, man. So anybody want to make a case
for the Quebecers or can we crown the World Warriors
and save our talk for them for later round? Would
just like to say that I would love to see this
match because it would be like five seconds Device
and over I gotta give a group. I gotta give the
cool Becker's credit on one thing. They are there
are a fantastic comedy tag game comedy heels
That's all it gets and then they were fantastic
comedy single the Mountie and a pirate Single
and they were single wrestlers, you know, John
Pierre Lafitte of the Mountie and then the Mountie
got Emily Emily Hamilton jail, but Sorry, I'm
dipping deep into a jail mat He made the bounty
go to an American prison Oh my god the very very
politically incorrect skit So just to recap that
side of the bracket we had heart foundation against
doom The panel was saying heart foundation should
move on we had new age outlaws against money,
Inc I believe you guys are in favor of new age
outlaws on that one. Even though it was a tough
call We had the brain busters. We suggested a
win over the Rockers The head -shrinkers, everybody's
pulling for an upset against the rock and roll
express from the head -shrinkers. We had the
outsiders dominating the Valley of Brothers.
Demolition dominating Fuji and Tanaka. We had
an interesting matchup between the Russians and
the Minnesota Wrecking Crew. More patriotism
on that one there, I guess, was pulling the boat.
And then the Road Warriors destroying the Quebecers.
That's how we think you guys should vote, but
you guys have the choice. So you're going to
have to head over to the website and vote on
those matchups. Let's take a look at the other
side of the bracket. So we had a one seed that
we already talked about, an eight and nine with
outsiders and demolition. We had a five seed
from the Hart Foundation. lot of good tag teams
out there you're talking about why shouldn't
the outsiders be all the way down to number eight
let's see if there's some guys that you might
have been forgetting about that show up on the
other side of the bracket let's start at the
bottom that's a 27 against a six i love i love
that it worked out this way though um when you
see the two teams so 27 let's go with a team
commonly referred to as The nasty boys Almost
had an 11 year run 86 to about 97 one WWE title
reign for 155 days three WCW title reigns 259
days That's only good enough to get them 30th
ranked on rancor and off of all of the other
lists So not a lot of love for the nasty boys
out there, but they will come in at the 27 seed
and let's just throw them against the sixth seed
Which just so happens to be another set of boys
This time the Hardy boys Matt Hardy and Jeff
Hardy 93 2000s all the way up till recently seven
WWE title reigns 214 days one WCW title reign
for 15 days I guess if you want to count that
Ranker eight sports illustrated seven all the
other people had them ranked five So the nasty
boys against the hearty boys. Neither one of
them spells boys correctly, I don't think. Matthew,
where do we start with this one? Oh, man. This
is this is like another one of the era I like
the nasty boys when they came out because why
don't like the theme music a lot the theme music
was like this weird like I'm a big I'm a big
like theme music guy. I mean good themes. I'm
in you and we call brian notch had a really great
laugh as well too and jerry sags had this really
big gap in his teeth that I remember a lot of
so they're like and they had good mullets and
everything and they were just like grimy tag
team they didn't really have a lot of skill per
se but they had good free persona and you know
they had matching outfits which is big you know
and they went titles across to promotions you
know and they had good chemistry and even though
they got jobbed out later on when you know nwo
came around and everything had happened but um
you can't argue with like the hardy boys kind
of brought like crazy extreme they've had some
of the craziest matches I mean you think of like
any of the TLC matches that they had with you
know Dudley boys who also don't spell their name
correctly or you know edgy Christian and anything
else I mean what was what was the the TLC meant
TLC to I don't know if it was the Survivor series
or whatever it was like it's crazy crazy stuff
happening left and right but I mean For a nostalgia
purpose I would like the nasty boys, but just
from Overall, and I think they brought the Hardy
boys back because people were feeling nostalgic
So you win right there because they were like
there's no good tag teams right now. We have
to bring these guys back So like if tag teams
lived in the sitcom world that the nasty boys
would have lived the Roseanne Connor I Don't
know where the art hold his next -door neighbors.
Yeah, they came over I don't know where the Hardy
boys would have came from, but that's what I
get. Oh, Jesus. They were selling magazines.
I don't know. They were the ones that were kind
of like, you know, in their room, you know, listening
to a lot of AFI, you know. Yeah, they came out
of the CW or the whatever, the UPN. The UPN.
DJ, do the Hardy boys or the Nasty boys? Which
are the better boys? Well, thank you for asking
me which are the better boys. Who is your boy?
Who's my boy? The thing about the Hardy boys
with me, okay They are pretty one -dimensional.
They're my skills for me garbage always If you
put if you played a clip of Jeff Hardy speaking
right now, I wouldn't know it was him I don't
know you've got there but the one dimension they
are good at they are so good at it kind of Transcends
that I mean the nasty boys kind of had like a
good package of their they're good on the mic
They're good gimmick the matching outfits, but
the Hardy boys They are just good at killing
themselves essentially and everyone around them
and that's essentially it when it comes to gimmicks
or storylines and stuff They're not good at that.
Even now, with Jeff Hardy with Randy Orton, it
was like, I don't care. Just kill yourself, Jeff
Hardy. Jump off the top of a building, please.
Here's the thing. If you were playing out the
scenario, and they're both actually going to
the ring, and the Hardys pull out their tables
and ladders and chairs and whatnot, and the Nasty
Boys pull out a bunch of alcohol and drugs, I
think the Nasty Boys can get drunk and still
function, and we know the Hardys can't. The other
thing I like about the Nasty Boys is they make
me feel like I could be a wrestler because they
do not have any physique whatsoever. Neil, what
do you think? Who's going to win in this one?
Oh, you know, much like the Quebecers, the Nasty
Boys are comedy heels. I mean, they were handed
the tag team titles specifically so that Legion
of Doom could destroy them. That's the only reason
they had them. And that was a great match. But
yeah, the Hardy boys are kind of one dimensional,
but they've got a longer legacy and they've done
a lot more things than the nasty boys ever did.
Got to give a little bit of respect to V1 Matt
Hardy, just for the mat packs and everything.
That was some great stuff. Yeah, so it got to
be the Hardy Boys. Alright, so we're talking
the Hardy Boys being the team of boys that move
on and that one against the Nasty Boys. Let's
go up one matchup. to the 22 seed against the
11 seed. So interesting here. I'm going to be
interested to see your guys' reaction to what
one of these teams is ranked. But the 22 seed,
similar to some teams we saw on the other side,
might not have a lot of people that know about
them, but they definitely had a legacy as a tag
team that was worthy of some attention. And that
would be none other than Ricky the Dragon Steamboat
and Jay Youngblood. who had five WCW title reigns,
347 days. We're talking about the late 70s, early
80s, number 27 ranked on the Sports Illustrated.
I don't think it's gonna matter too much if people
know who these guys are. I mean, obviously everybody
knows who Ricky the Dragon is, but they might
not be familiar with his time as a tag team,
but I don't think it's gonna matter too much
because they're going against the 11 seed here,
and let's just say I have a feeling that a couple
of you guys think that these guys might, maybe
should be ranked higher, but. They haven't met
the 11 seed. That would be none other than the
Steiner brothers Rick and Scott Steiner 1989
to 1998 again for a brief stint in the mid -2000s
two WWE title reigns for 88 days only seven WCW
title reigns for 520 days First tag team ever
to win both the WCW, WWF, and IWGP tag titles.
Ranked on every list as high up as number six
for Bleacher Report and Denim Geek, ranker 12th,
new arena 15th, Sports Illustrated, all the way
down at number 29. So not a lot of love from
the people that were ranking them. Not many people
had them, you know, top 10 worthy. So Steiner
Brothers, Steamboat and Youngblood, should Steiner's
be higher ranked, and is this even a matchup,
Matt? Ah, hmm, I mean... The issue with this
is that the Stoner Brothers were tailor -made
to be a tag team. They were the Stoner Brothers.
I mean, you had, this was pre -Big Papa Pump.
You know, this was when, so they had cool unitards
too. I mean, their outfits, they never really
matched, but they had like cool onesies and everything
like that. They look like, you know, collegiate,
you know, collegiate wrestling brothers. And
they had that. Pretty cool. You know, I know
they came out initially to what the University
of Michigan theme song or the fight song. And
then they had that other one was like, da da
da da da. So I don't know. Once again, I like
the theme song. What can I say? But I mean, they
they wrecked people. They were they were I mean,
they had such great they were they were suplex
city before suplex city was a thing. So screw
you, Brock Lesnar. Brock my client Brock Lesnar.
Founded Suplex City in 2015 But I mean and it
was they were they were good different styles
I mean you had you know Scott that was more of
the actual like, you know Suplex machine and
then you had I mean, I would say Rick was definitely
more the brawler, you know I don't think he had
the same kind of technique that Scott did but
I mean I love Ricky Dragon steeple steamboat.
Sorry. What is a seed boat? But I mean Jay Youngblood
cool, I mean He's got a very kind of like, you
know, stereotypical Indian headdress, you know,
because everybody should like where Indian headdresses
like the Tonka does now would be awesome. But
I mean, I don't know. I mean, I love Ricky the
Dragon as a solo act, but as a tag team act.
No, I mean, it's kind of like little oil and
water there. So it's going to be Steiner, Steiner
Brothers for me. Neil, agree or disagree? Well,
I just did some Steiner math math on the chances
for young blood and steamboat and I it's not
looking good for them Yeah, the Steiner brothers,
oh my god long legacy great tag team The only
thing that ever did them in was the NWL. Yeah
again. Yeah So yeah, I could go all day on the
Steiner's I'm gonna cut it short though and just
say it no contest gotta be the Steiner's DJ agree
with your co -host and guest here big pop a pump
is your hookup. So yeah Freaks out there. Are
you freaks out there? No, I'm talking about a
guy who went from one thing to the complete opposite.
Oh boy. But no, you know what's funny about the
signer brothers? I was never a sky signer fan
until he turned the big problem. I was always
Rick. Cause you're a heel guy. I'm a heel guy,
yeah. But I think Rick signer had the cool, he
had the head gear. The head gear was like dog
face gremlin. Dog face gremlin, man. Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, signer brothers, easy. Is being a heel
guy, is that like being an ass man? I'm an ass
man! He's an ass man! I think The Rock was the
best when he was a heel, and you know, Jeff Jarrett
is the greatest. So yes, heels. Heels are more
interesting. All right, let's move up one matchup
to one that's a little bit closer here. We're
getting to 19 against 14. So the number 19th
ranked team is one that we'll all be familiar
with, and that is none other than the team known
as The natural disaster. Oh, Jesus. I remember
that. Oh, here we go. Here we go. I can't see.
I can't wait to see what they're going to get.
Earthquake and Typhoon 91 to 93. One WWE tag
title. 85 days. That was enough. One title at
85 days was enough to get ranked by everybody
except for Bleacher Report. So that is the natural
disasters. They'll be going up against the 14
seed. And this is the inventor, the originator,
the break the mold and allow more than two people
on your tag team we call it the free bird rule
now and that is because of these guys the fabulous
And that is Michael Hayes, Buddy Roberts, Terry
Gordy, and Jimmy Garvin, or any two of them at
any given time. 1979 to 1994, two WCW title runs,
134 days, number nine ranked for SI, 11 for Den
of Geek and New Arena, 20s for Ranker and Bleacher
reports. We got the fabulous free birds against
the natural disasters. Neil, let's start with
you. Oh, I may have to flip a coin on this one.
My heart is with the natural disasters, but something's
telling me that the free birds are way, way more
iconic. And I think they are. I'm going to go
with the free birds, but I got to give some real
props to the natural disasters. They were really
fun in the early 90s. And I love how they formed
by Typhoon turning on the Bushwhackers. He turned
heel and then turned right back face a couple
of months later. It was fantastic. Just like
the Proto Big Show. I just thought I would have
wanted to be the like the ring engineer when
it's like wait a second where to put both of
them on the ring at the same time against another
tag team. We're doing what? What do you want
us to do? It's a lot of weight guys. It's a lot
of weight on that ring. I'm an engineer not a
magician. Put you in for me. DJ what do we think?
Is the free bird rule going to help these guys
defeat the natural disasters? I mean the natural
disasters are just they're all gimmick and their
gimmick is so good. This is what you talk about
good men were like like wrestlers were like real
bodied people and they've got natural disaster
huge but they don't they look they look like
just just Guys, you see at the baseball game
at two o 'clock in the afternoon. Just suck it
on a beer It looks like like regular big guys
and their gimmick was so also I But I mean the
legacy of the fabulous free birds, I guess it's
gonna trump out But if I'm gonna watch a match,
okay, you want to watch this fabulous free bird
match. I'm like, all right You watch the natural
disaster match. I'm like, yes Yes, yes. Amazing
matches they had, it was great. And Matt said
it, they are essentially Big Show before Big
Show. Even though Big Show is way bigger, but
I mean. World's largest athlete. What do you
think, Matt? The thing I always remember about
Earthquake, or The Shark, or John Tantor, whatever
you want to call him, is that he killed Damian
by sitting on him. Yes! He killed a man's pet
snake. I mean, this is before natural disasters.
He wasn't part of the time. Yeah, but I mean,
once again, theme song. Well, Typhoon was like
a well, he was tugboat before and his thing was
like a do do. I mean, and then what was it like?
Yeah. And earthquakes theme song was what like
the ground shaking? I don't really know. So for
me. It's one and only one rain for 85 days. These
are guys you would think you would never be able
to beat I guess I'm until you Knocked them over
on their back and they can't get up and then
they get pinned automatically or something like
that I don't know who beat them for the tag team
championship. So I don't remember money. It was
was it money ain't cooking. Yeah Everybody has
like here. I'll give you money and you will give
me your tag team champion. That match is a long
story, maybe we can save it for another time.
What about Typhoon's run as the shockmaster?
Let's not forget that. Oh yeah, the epic shockmaster.
The shockmaster. You beat gimmicks. They had
a so enjoyable match. I know. It's like, I'm
almost tempted to just go with the natural disasters
because they wore so many different hats, literally.
I mean Typhoon wore at least one different hat.
I mean the freebirds are iconic by name But I
wouldn't really be able off the top of my head
say like oh this was the definitive Freebirds
match or something like that plus Michael PS
Hayes He wore like a cape sometimes with a Confederate
flag on it. So I'm out done. I'm switching my
boat I mean that was okay a long time ago, but
come on I think you wore that to the gimmick
battle royal Yeah, he did. He came out to a dead
street. That was awesome. Yeah. All right. So
we have one more matchup on this half of the
right side here. So we're finishing up the bottom
quadrant here. We've had tag teams from the WWF,
WWE, WCW, NWO, I guess, if you will. But have
we had one from the ECW? we have one now and
that is our 30th ranked team which will be going
up against our third ranked team so our 30th
ranked team is none other than a team that went
by the title public enemy johnny grunge and rocko
rock the 30th seed here 93 to 2002 hey they were
around a long time you smell that i smell a blowout
coming let's go keep going wcw they had one wcw
title reign it was for a week And they had four
ECW title reigns, which was for 369 days. So
a little over a year there for the ECW, if I
remember how many days are in a year. And then
they're going against a number three seed. I
love how this worked out. I didn't plan this,
but guess what? They too were an ECW tag team.
Also WWE at a time though, and that would be
our third group of boys. Yes Dudley's and Devon
nine WWE title reigns 302 days one WCW tag title
reign for 26 days eight ECW title reigns for
291 days WWE Hall of Fame members 9th ranked
on the bleacher report 5th on sports illustrated
4th on Ranker 3rd by Geek and Marina where spike
Spike was on there. It was a member, wasn't he?
That's true. He did have Spike for a little while.
So DJ, the Dudleys against the Public Enemy in
an ECW matchup. Come on. It's the Dudley Dutch.
That was one of the most devastating finishing
moves of all time. I put it up there against
the damn Legion of Doomsday. Yeah, man. Doomsday.
Come on. Tell me something about Public Enemy.
I dare you. I double dog dare you. Pretty cool
finisher too. They got the matching outfits.
Okay, Matthew They got the mic skills. They got
the wrestling acumen They've been since some
of the greatest tag team matches of all time
with the Hardy boys and edgy Christian Come on.
It's not even close. Did the public enemy have
a decent entrance music? I can't remember what
it was. It was like hip -hop and they made every
day like wave your hands in the air like Right
is do we have the rankings right three and thirty?
Yes I just have to point out that there's a picture
of the Dudley boys out there where they're holding
the WWF, WCW, ECW, IWGP, and the NWA titles all
at the same time. Obviously not a combined reign,
but they had all the belts on them at one time,
and it's a great picture. I'll try to find it.
But, I mean, come on, they have to be easily
one of the best tag teams of all time versus
public enemy. I cheered for their destruction
every time I saw them on TV. I think Farouk and
Bradshaw actually beat them up pretty badly.
Yeah, they pretty much said, I think there was
a story where they were big mouths backstage
and they pretty much sicked. lights on instead
of like, you're gonna beat the living crap out
of these guys and they're never coming back.
And that's pretty much what happened. That's
all I gotta say. On the left side of the bracket
we had a match up between a 29 and a 4 that you
guys wanted to upset. You as the head -trinkers
against the Rock and Roll Express. 29 seed against
a 4 seed. I'm interested to see if you guys are
gonna go the same way over here with a 26 seed
against a 7 seed. We will see the 26 seed...
is going to be a team that I know everybody is
going to know. Whether you're a current fan,
an old fan, a new fan, you're gonna know these
guys. The 26 seed, they can go by the name, and
it also represents another country that we hadn't...
heard from before let's go down to the down under
for the Bushwhackers 1964 guys 64 to 96 is how
long they stay together as a team not all obviously
in the WWF but in various promotions around the
world members of the WWE Hall of Fame and never
held a tag title in any of the promotions that
we've been talking about did not get ranked by
Den of Geek Bleacher Report or New Arena, 50th
by Sports Illustrated, 8th by Ranker somehow.
The Bushwhackers... coming in at number twenty
six and they will be fighting a team that we
actually some mistakenly mentioned earlier uh...
not the rock and roll express we're talking about
the midnight express that would be dennis connery
and bobby eaten nineteen eighty three to nineteen
eighty seven to w c w tag tolerance for two hundred
forty four days with jim cornet as their manager
of going there not on the beach report they were
top ten on everybody else's list including all
the way up to number two on den of geek the midnight
express and the bushwhackers. Matthew, what do
you think? See, the only reason I remember the
Midnight Express is because Jim Cornett was their
manager. I mean, other than that, he's just another
kind of two blonde light guys that are wrestling
around and everything like that, you know? I
mean, Jim Cornett is, I mean, and this is something
I think that gets lost sometimes when we think
about tag teams. How good is your manager? If
you have a great manager, I mean, you could be
outshined. And I think in this it's like the
manager was to was bigger than the tag team Of
the of the midnight Express, even though I like
the midnight Express. I think I like Jim Cornett
That's it. Maybe it's the bias that I'd love
Jim Cornett. So I think yeah I mean and the Bushwhackers
were another because they were the crowd. They
were licking people in the crowd You can't you
can't do that anymore. I mean, you should be
able to bring that back. It'd be hilarious. I
think of the lawsuits, of course, but I mean
it's I was I was flabbergasted when he said 1964
so one One they've never won a championship in
30 years. So that's kind of depressing. So you
have that But they were like a pair of goofball
guys and they had good music It was like like
a chugga chugga chugga the music again got me
But they were they were fun. They were fun job.
They were they were pretty much a job or tag
team they were never gonna win anything of substance,
but memorability I'll always remember the bushwhackers
no matter what and Like the hedge drinkers and
they had like a big turkey dinner and they made
a big mess and that's awesome and I'm going bushwhackers
TJ are we gonna go again for an upset on this
side of the bracket with the bushwhackers or
did the Minet Express hold on? I think that nails
is on the head man. I remember cornet and I remember
the bushwhackers. I know the name Minet Express
But again, man bushwhackers were great I didn't
care if they won or lost I just wanted the Bushwackers
to come out with a bush if you're watching a
WWF event at the time and their music hits the
bush you know you're in for some fun and I express
sure they have a legacy but I mean I gotta go
Bushwackers man in terms of my job I know wrestling
purists have been not expressed you know yeah
I know I know but sometimes you just want to
be entertained and the Bushwackers are essentially
just bottled australian zealand whatever the
hell they're from entertainment from apparently
they're highlanders because they started wrestling
in the forties or whatever the hell you just
said. My biggest memory of the bushwhackers is
the royal rumble appearance where he did his
arm motion down to the ring, into the ring, out
the other side of the ring in like four seconds.
I think it was a record for a long time. I don't
know if it eventually... I think I got beaten.
Neil, do we have a couple of dark horses and
the head shrinkers on one side of the bracket
and the bushwhackers? on this one? Oh, man. Well,
I got to say this. One of these teams has Jim
Cornette, and the other one has Jameson. This
is hard to call, because I'm not terribly familiar
with the Midnight Express, but I am with the
Bushwhackers. And it seems like the Midnight
Express should have it. But I just don't remember
the Midnight Express at all. So I guess it's
got to be the Bushwhackers on a technicality.
All right, interesting. I thought you guys might
do that. All right, let's go to the matchup above
them, which is going to see the 23 seed against
the 10 seed. Those seeds might seem like they're
far away apart, but I think these are going to
be closer than you think as well. This one brings
up another interesting case where you have some
people are known as a tag team mostly, and then
maybe later split off and try to do some singles.
Here's a case where we had singles that eventually
teamed up. Our number 23 seed. Do we give them
love as a tag team? I don't know, we'll see.
It only makes sense that they tag together. They
are brothers, by the way. And that would be the
Brothers of Destruction. Undertaker and Kane.
they were together for the late 90 run early
or mid 2000s again in the 2012 -17 range two
ww titles 41 days one wcw title 49 days simultaneously
unified the wwe and the wcw tag team titles for
a time seventh ranked on rancor otherwise it
was the upper 20s 30s and 40s not ranked on denim
geek brothers of destruction number 23 and they
will be facing our 10 seed Which is... The British
Bulldogs. Davey Boy Smith and Dynamite Kid. 1983
-1990, they held the WWE title for 294 days.
18th on Bleacher Report, 14th on Sports Illustrated,
13th on Den of Geek, 11th on Ranker, 10th on
New Arena. So that's a lot of love across the
board. The British Bulldogs are the Brothers
of Destruction, Neil. Um... Hmm. British Bulldogs
are right before my time. I Must have started
watching right after right after dynamite kid
had his uh, he's in ring. Yeah injury So I don't
remember him too much, but I know a lot of the
a lot of the old timers out there They really
have a thing for the dynamite kid. I hear all
sorts of things about him comparing him to other
wrestlers One I don't care to name at the moment.
It just popped in my head. I'm like, oh, wait.
On the other side, you have The Undertaker and
Kane, which are much more recent, much more,
in fact, they're still around. Didn't they come
back recently together? Australia versus the
Triple H. Just this last weekend, yeah. Yeah.
The thing here, though, you've got to think about
that. Can you trust them to always be together
or will they turn on each other? And for those
trying to pit a dream matchup in the finals,
this would be your chance to try to promote the
British Bulldogs to face the Heart Foundation
in the finals. I don't know. But keep going,
Neil. Yeah, that's a good point that these two
guys, the Undertaker and Kane, were constantly
stabbing each other in the back. Not a really
cohesive tag team, so maybe not them. Although,
I hear they got a pretty good dental plan. Yeah,
I'll have to go with the British Bulldogs. I
like that one. That's a good pull there. Matt,
what do you think about this matchup? I mean,
you have two iconic when I have a mayor. And
of course, Samir Chattanooga now, or Knoxville.
Sorry. All right, go Tennessee. The rest was
just mayors now. That's awesome. But you have
Kane and Dr. Isaac Gangham or, you know, fake
diesel, you know, even too. So depends on who
you want to go with. Oh, yeah, he has some gimmicks.
You think Typhoon has some gimmicks. Oh, boy.
Oh, the Christmas tree. Oh, my God. They added
everything. Wow. Me, Mark Calloway and the Christmas
creature. So, yeah, I mean, to Neil's point,
you had a. a storyline that worked them as I
forgot why they joined forces together I guess
they were maybe pissed off in this man or something
that were the brothers of destruction out so
i mean they were cool cuz you put two pretty
iconic you know characters together and you know
they were running through pretty much everything
at that point i think they were trying to why
was this also when they started when undertaker
still biker undertaker to my really sure because
i think so i'd have been biker undertaker so
i think that's okay yeah american badass undertaker
sucks i'm i don't care what undertaker was the
worst he's the worst It was during the invasion.
So yeah, definitely it was the biker. Oh god,
it's so awful. So Just from like a ring ring
prowess and everything I mean the British Bulldogs
were before my time as well, too I mean, but
from what I've seen What died of my kid doesn't
to Neil's point again like he was apparently
amazing and very much like another wrestler that
will be won't mention even though I think we
know who we're talking about especially with
the flying head, but The thing the British Bulldogs
had going for them is they had a good mixture
of, it's not like the Rockers where they're a
high flying team but they're also really tiny.
They were a high flying team with a lot of athleticism
that was also really strong. The British Bulldog
was a beast when it came to strength. They had
the best of both worlds I think. They had speed,
agility, power, everything. They complemented
each other so well. Whereas like Brothers Destruction,
like two lumbering old guys who were like, I'll
do a choke slam if you help me do it. I'm old,
help me. I can't have the Sarah tattoo on my
neck anymore. So I'm going with the British Bulldogs
just because I like that. I like Undertaker and
Kane as separate entities, but not as this contrived
amalgamation they tried to create to get rid
of Biker Undertaker and stuff like that, so I'm
going British Bulldogs. DJ, final word on this
matchup? I think the Brothers of Destruction,
or I like to call them Blue Moon Tag teams, where
it's like, you want to... establish that, oh,
okay, they're a tag team for a couple minutes
and then they go on their separate ways. But
because they're the tag team for that couple
minutes, no matter what happens in their separate
range, you never know when they're gonna tag
up again or interrupt or help the other person.
So when Kane and Undertaker got together and
they separated, I was like, okay. And this just
happened recently, Kane shows up like, oh, yeah,
I remember, they're the president of the structure,
yeah. They work like that, but as they... full
-fledged tag team with a run on it so the British
Bulldogs I think more fit the bill than the brothers
section they are more of like a rock and sock
or you know blue moon every blue moon oh if mankind
is being getting jumped rock might show up if
Undertaker's getting jump might show up but that's
that's all essentially their tag team careers
are good for I think All right, let's get to
our closest ranking of this side of the bracket,
our 18 against our 15. Every time I even just
hear these guys' name or looking at their pictures,
their entrance music just instantly starts playing
in my head. The 18th seed is going to be none
other than the famous WCW Tag Team 10 title reigns.
We're talking about Harlem Heat. Oh, boy. Anyways,
TV Ray, 1989 to 2000, over a decade, 470 days
as champions, ranked on everybody's list, but...
went from anywhere from 12 all the way up to
37. Harlem Heat is our 18th seed and they will
be going against a team that has a similar connection
to somebody on the other side of the bracket.
We had the head shrinkers Samu and Fatu on the
other side. How about the Wild Samoans? Afa and
Sika on this side. 1970s all the way up until
1984. Three WWF title raids for 431 days. Hall
of Fame members ranked 12th, 16, 16, 19, and
20 across the board. So we have the Wild Samoans
and Harlem Heat. DJ? Harlem Heat. I mean, it's
easy for me, man. Booker T and Stevie Ray, that's
essentially when I started getting into WCW,
because that was WWF for my entire life, essentially.
And then, oh, wow, let me check out whatever.
And I was like, oh, Booker T is... This one Booker
T was essentially like a cruiserweight. He was
like flying all over the damn place So yeah,
yeah, I'm going home. I mean again it comes to
the the wild Samoans and the head shrinkers they
are, you know really cool gimmicks and And everything
but I mean harm. He had a really cool gimmick
and they were really capable wrestlers, and their
mic skills, Booker T dropping an in -bomb. Withstanding.
They were very, I mean to this day. Booker T
essentially is one of the most iconic wrestlers
of all time, and this is kind of where he kind
of got it started. Stevie Ray doesn't get a lot
of props for that, but I really like Harlem Heat.
Yeah, I think they were one of the main reasons
to care about the tag team division and WCW for
sure for a long time. They were involved with
all kinds of feuds. So Matt, you agree Harlem
Heat upset over Wiles Samoans? I'd have to say,
I mean, this is a really close one. It can go
either way. One, this will come down to who I
watched, which was the Harlem Heat. Wiles Samoans
didn't really watch them, except maybe after
the fact on WWE Network and things like that.
But I mean, yeah, you had I mean it plus effect.
I mean, can you really name like another like
african -american tag team? I can't do day new.
Okay new day. Yeah, okay, but other than New
Day and maybe okay Titus Worldwide or some whatever
the crap they do. Man on a mission. Man on a
mission. That's a different type of tag team
right there. Yes. They almost made the list.
They almost made the list. Oh god that's some
missed opportunity. They didn't make the list.
No they're not the number two seed guys sorry.
But I love Harlem meat. I mean Booker T's like
when he was like doing those scissor kicks and
doing spinner Rooney's and Going off the top
rope and this was like the perfect dynamic yet
Stevie raised like the brawler and then he had
Booker T who was like 900 feet tall, but he was
moving around like a like a cruiserweight and
everything like that too. So Andy had sensational
cherry. I mean, come on. He had a really good
manager. He had awesome theme music. He had matching
outfits. He had pyrotechnics. He had durags.
Can you do that sucker? Yeah, sucker. I mean,
yeah. And while Samoans never talk, they just
kind of like eat raw fish, I think, in the ring
or something like that. Maybe I don't even know
if they did. I don't know. I mean, but Alpha
is the one who became, what, later on the Hedge
Trinkers manager. So you have that connection
there. But still, Heartland Heat, I mean, that's
iconic, man. I mean, they were the reason to
watch the tag team division in WCW. And you wouldn't
have had King Booker without Heartland Heat,
too. King Booker! We got two people pushing for
Harlem heat over the wild smolens. Are you a
third or are you gonna go against him? Suckasgastineau
But Stevie Stevie Ray does deserve a bit more
love that he's gotten I mean these these guys
have already talked about Booker T I got to give
Stevie Ray some props to a very funny guy. He
was color commentary color commentator for a
while and uh i believe he was the dubbed voice
for laparca for a few episodes of thunder very
very funny man and i wish he stayed in wrestling
a lot longer so gotta be gotta be uh harlem eat
all right that means there's only two teams that
have not been revealed that's our number two
seed and our number 31 seed um number 31 seed
was not ranked by anybody either but i put them
in there why because they had the titles three
different times in the WWF, held the titles for
331 days. I thought that was good enough for
a 31 seed. We've already seen one of these gentlemen,
but not as part of this team, because this time
we're going to go with the smoking guns version
of Billy Gunn. It's Billy Gunn and Bart Gunn
with smoking guns. Like I said, three title reigns,
331 days, but they're a 31 seed, so it's just
fun, right guys? Alright, they're facing the
number two seed. Anybody have a guess who our
number two seat is? The ding -dongs. What team
have we not talked about? The headbangers. Heavenly
bodies. The APA. I love where you guys are going,
skipping, zipping. Body jobs. No, we're gonna
go with the team that had seven title reigns
in the WWE, and that would be the team of Edge
and Christian. Number ten on the Bleacher Report,
four on Den of Geek, number two by everybody
else. Edge and Christian, seven title reigns,
207 days. That was good enough to get them a
two ranking. Edge and Christian are the smoking
guns, Neil. Well, for the benefit of those of
you with cameras. Flash photography. Yes. Five
second pose. Edge and Christian was also a comedy
heel tag team, but they were awesome. Yeah, they
were faces for the longest time, and then they
turned heel and they became great. Smoking guns,
I do remember them, but not very fondly. There
was a pretty funny spot where they won the tag
team titles from from Owen Hart and Yokozuna,
where Yokozuna did a leg drop on his own tag
team partner. That was pretty funny. Other than
that, not a lot of good memories of the Smoking
Guns. The best memory of the Smoking Guns was
the brawl for all, where Bart Gunn kicked everybody's
ass. He got knocked up by Butterbean. He was
amazing. Bart Gunn ruined somebody's career.
He ruined Dr. Death's Steve Williams career by
knocking him out. For those that are really pushing
for Billy Gunn, to face off against himself in
the finals, you have your work cut out for you.
Because Edge and Christian are a formidable opponent,
DJ, what do you think? This is an interesting
team for me, Edge and Christian, because I remember
them when they were running with Gangrel and
the Brood, and it was the worst stupid freaking,
oh, Blade came out, that's me and the Brood,
a gimmick ever. And from where they went to,
they are amazing tag team wrestlers, as we already
established. the mic skills on both characters.
Now we talk about a lot of wrestling tag teams,
but it's rare than you think when both members
of the tag team have awesome mic skills. Usually
there's a guy who does the talking, there's a
guy who's like the brawler, he has like the one
word. But Christian and Edge equally are awesome
in terms of these things and their chemistry
is undeniable. The wrestling skills are amazing.
It's just, and I did not like them. I hated the
brood, the vampire stupidness and all this other
techno crap, even though he still does the do
you think you know me crap, but whatever, it's
fine. Together, oh my God, so entertaining. They
would just, me and a ring, talking trash for,
forgot, what, five minutes? Better than any match
that's on the show that same night. The concertos,
it's just, they're awesome. They're awesome.
I love Edgar Christian. Matt, saving your Edge
and Christian talk for later or anything to say
to this one? Any party words for the smoking
guns? Everybody's kind of said everything they
need to say about those two guys and the fact
they were kind of in that era of the Dudley boys
and the Hardy boys and like Edge and Christian
and everything else. They kind of surrounded
them. I know people might give, you know, Edge...
crap about the whole Lita thing and sex in public.
I mean, whatever, sex in public's fine. I mean,
everybody does it. But I mean, the smoking gun,
another occupational gimmick, you know, it was
the Cowboys in the continent. I'm surprised we
didn't have Henry O 'Godwin and Phineas on here
where it's like the hog farmers versus the Cowboys
versus the workout boys versus the dumpster boys
versus the natural disaster boys and everything
else, you know, so. Yeah, a lot too many boys
but as in Christian just I mean and they work
fantastic by themselves and they work fantastic
together and to think they had to deal with all
the vampire gimmick crap to finally bust out
of that and you know become what they became
a Tag team that eventually got their own show
in the WWE Network. So good job guys. So call
for that's i'm a reading reading of awesomeness
reading of awesomeness the the who were pulling
for so far based on your guys' votes and give
you guys a chance afterwards now you've heard
all the tag teams to give us some projections
your odds on favorites your dark horses whatever
might be matchups that you want to see that type
of stuff so on the left side again we were going
for number one see the road warriors to advance
to face off against the minnesota wrecking crew
we had demolition going in this is if people
vote like we said which that might not have We
had demolition going against the outsiders We
had the head shrinkers upsetting the Rock and
Roll Express and moving on to fight the brain
busters And we had the New Age outlaws going
up against the Hart Foundation on the other half
of the bracket We had edge and Christian going
up against Harlem Heat We had the British Bulldogs
going up against the Bushwhackers with a Possibly
upset against the Midnight Express We had the
Dudley Boys going up against the fabulous Freebirds
or Natural Disasters, depending on which way
you went with that. And then we had the Steiner
Brothers against the Hardy Boys in a matchup
that seems too early to have happened. Neil,
just looking at the possible teams out there,
the left side of the bracket, the right side
of the bracket, what are your thoughts now? Oh,
the left side of the bracket is hell. I can't
believe that the... combinations we got there
i i don't even know who to pick up on any of
those they're way too close uh... uh... maybe
uh... maybe the signers over the uh... the hardy
boys is that what was that was on that goes out
of the matchup yet yeah i'd i'd maybe pick the
uh... the signers uh... carter i don't i don't
know uh... water really close matches as i want
to see them Matthew, any dark horses out there
that could upset the one or two seed? I mean,
it'll kind of... I see the one or two seed. I
don't really see that happening just because
like... their icons the icon icon class so as
in Christian and Legion of doom I could see maybe
Legion of doom being too gimmicky and maybe faltering
down the line as we get maybe into the semi -finals
or you know if they even didn't make it that
far I mean as much as I like The Legion of Doom,
they also, and Paul Ellering was awesome. They
had an awesome manager as well, too. But then
they had a stupid dummy who rode out and got
stolen. They had some weird stuff. It depends
how people go. Are people going to remember Legion
of Doom for Doomsday device and breaking a guy's
neck in the middle of the ring? Because that's
how I remember them. Or are you just going to,
yeah, how are you going to remember them? So
but I can see them maybe falling prey. I can
see the ones going down to somebody, but. I don't
see them. I see them kind of going straight unless,
you know, who knows how people are going to vote
too. I mean, there isn't a lot. to not like about
edge and christian so interesting i think some
tough the toughest second round matches that
we have that you might be thinking you would
see in like a quarterfinals or semi -finals interesting
matches we get demolition against outsiders that
seems to be a tough one to me new age outlaws
against the heart foundation is a tough one steiner
brothers and hearty boys are by far not a second
round matchup in my mind and unfortunate draw
for harlem heat going against edge and christian
next round dj you had mentioned outsiders at
number eight like how could they not be higher?
The higher ranked seeds than the outsiders would
have been the Road Warriors, Heart Foundation,
Rock and Roll Express, the Hardy Boys, Dud Dudley
Boys, the Midnight Express, and Edge and Christian.
There's a lot of good tag teams out there. What
do you think of all this? You know, going into
this episode, I was like, who is my number? Who
would I pick? And as we got to the end of this,
it kind of became clear to me that there's two
tag teams that I think for me the head and shoulders
about everybody else I mean and it's like the
Western Conference in basketball and they're
in the same rack side and I guess I'll reveal
it now to me I don't know it's between the Dudleys
and the edge of Christian for me mainly because
again guys I'm a heel guy I mean and the fact
that they accomplish everything I like about
wrestlers in terms of tags and this wrestlers
that's the again my skills gimmick able to wrestle
technical in the ring out of the ring they're
awesome heart foundations probably really is
third in the legion of doom is kind of rounding
out my top four but edgy Christian man I didn't
even when you sound like oh Of course, that's
a freaking Christian. If anybody's gonna take
out the delis, it'd be them because, again, I
take it back to just watch some of their promos.
They could be in the ring for five minutes, not
wrestling. And if you can't turn, you're completely
entertained. And there's only certain people
that can do that who aren't called Steel and
Cold Steve Austin and The Rock. So, I mean, so
I gotta give them props. Again, you're right
about the voting. Some people are probably gonna
go, you know, lineage and legacy and ability,
but I mean. The Dudley boys, as Neil points out,
I mean, I did not know they had almost both at
one time. That's freaking insane. Well, it wasn't
all at one time. Oh, but I mean, they won over
the course of their career. Or their career.
I mean, that's still, I mean, that's crazy. As
Michael Jordan holding the ring, putting his
hand with the rings. I mean, they've essentially
climbed every mountaintop at least once. So yeah,
man, it's going to be interesting to see how
they vote. But if you go by the terms of wrestling,
entertainment, encompassing all the facets, those
four people I named I think encompass all of
it. Right, so the fun part about this guys is
usually you listen to a podcast and you can shout
into the void, but they can't hear you. But this
time you get to listen to our podcast and then
you get to go tell us where we're wrong and right
and get to actually vote and decide what we're
going to talk about next time. So you need to
go to GeekCastRadio .com. It'll be right there
on the main page. There'll be links to it. There'll
be polls that you can vote on and we will see
who comes up in each one of these matchups. Also
always interesting to see which matchups are
the closest and which are the biggest blowouts,
that type of stuff. So you can go ahead over
to Geekcast Radio now and cast your vote You'll
have until the next episode comes out and we
will reveal the winners as of the moment we record
So you'll have right up until that moment to
cast your votes and I'll take one last look before
we start the record Also, if you have any hate
mail to send because your favorite tag team is
not included in the 32 team bracket Send that
to me, I'm the one responsible. That's at Optimus
Solo, so if you're like, where are the Von Erics
or where are, let's see, where are the Godwins,
the Bodied Donnas, the Headbangers, the Men on
a Mission, the Heavenly Bodies, the American
Males, the Faces of Fear, the Super Destroyers,
who else can I say, the Hollywood Blondes, if
you're wondering why. Billy and Chuck of the
APA. Hell no. Mama Luke's. Hell no. The Jersey
Triad, if you're chronic fans out there. Anyways,
if your favorite tag team didn't make it and
you want to yell at somebody, yell at me, at
Optimus. If you want to talk to any of these
guys about their reasoning or try to pay them
off to pull for somebody in the next round, you
can also tweet at them. DJ, what's your Twitter?
It doesn't matter what my Twitter is. That's
trying to be DJ V and then at simple twitters
is the show. Matt, how can people yell at you?
Yeah, like you said, at simple twitters. I guess
yell at me. We share the account, but mostly
I run it back. He'll be the one yelling back
at you. But you'll never really know who is yelling
at you. Neil, how can people tell you that you're
wrong or right? At Neil Sama on Twitter. And
then obviously, you can direct any general comments
to at GeekCastRadio. We'll see if Mike's back
next time to to spew his opinions on what we
got wrong in this episode and pine for a team
that's already been eliminated. We'll see if
that happens or not. But as this goes, guys,
we'll have a couple more episodes. The next episode
will have round two, then the semifinals and
then the final four. So that's kind of how this
will break down about five episodes total for
you guys to talk about tag teams and get your
tag team love in before we turn the page and
talk. all about the solo guys on their own as
we count down our top 100 wrestlers of all time.
That'll probably happen closer to Christmas,
November, December area, somewhere in that range
if everything goes according to plan. So that
does it for this episode of Geekcast Radio Network,
GCRN Wars. We'll be back next week with the second
round. Go vote, guys. Well, that's all for today,
wrestling fans. Stay tuned for our next grappling
episode. Tag, you're out. Or my fist in your
face. You just made the list!
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