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Tag Team Wrestling Tournament Final Four

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About this Episode
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your GCRN Awards
Tag Team Wrestling Tournament with your host,
Optimus Solo. Money isn't everything. It's the
only thing. And featuring TV's Mr. Neal. The
whole wrestling world is going to stand up and
take notice. Mike, TFG1 Blanchard. I love it!
And from Simplistic Reviews. DJ Valentine. And
now, let's get ready to podcast. Hello and welcome
back to Geek Cast Radio Network's GCRN Wars episode
of the Tag Team Tournament Final Four. That's
right, we were down to four when we left you
guys last time. It was up to you to decide the
final two, the finalists that will head off against
each other in the grand finale. I'm not alone,
though. We have a myriad of tag team guys here,
but I don't know who's on whose team here. So
starting off, obviously, I am Optimus Solo. Joining
me today, I'm going to call him my tag team partner
for the day, Mr. DJ Valentine. Hello. The immortal
words of another guy whose last name starts with
a V. Hello, ladies. And we're just going to say
that after I was unceremoniously. Heard by Edge
and Christian a couple weeks ago. I've decided
to come back on the heel DJ side to battle the
Geek Cast Radio's tag team since I was beat up
by them, I guess. Because good is dumb. That's
why. So the other tag team we're facing off against
is TV's Mr. Neal. Hello. Hello, Noggers. And
his tag team partner, Mr. TFG1, Mike Blanchard.
Hello. I'm too old for this shit. That's a movie.
So we all know who would win this tag team matchup.
Murtaugh? All right. So when we last left you
guys, we were down to the final four teams, and
those teams were the Harlem Heat, the Dudley
Boys, the Legion of Doom, and the Hart Foundation.
Just to give you guys a little bit more information,
I know you guys were looking for the pass that
they had to get here, and I wasn't here last
week to share those pass with you. So let's review
a little bit. Let's do a little history. So let's
start with the one side of the matchup here.
We had the Legion of Doom against the Hart Foundation.
The Legion of Doom in the first round took out
the mighty Quebecers, I believe. Yeah, the Quebecers.
Next off, they fought the Red Russians there
and took them out as well. They swept the Quebecers
100 % vote, beat the Russians with a 94 % vote,
and then had their toughest matchup of the tournament
going against the Outsiders last time and taking
out them by a very narrow margin. The Hart Foundation
started out taking out Doom from WCW. Then in
what was a... in my opinion, probably their toughest
matchup. The second round was Heart Foundation
against the New Age Outlaws. That was an interesting
one. Just a couple votes difference there on
that matchup. Then they got the old school matchup
going against the Brain Busters last time. DJ,
knowing that path now for each team with the
Legion of Doom maybe only having to worry too
much about the Outsiders. whereas you had the
Hart Foundation going against the New Age Outlaws
and the Brain Busters the last two rounds. Do
you think that affects either opponent going
into this last matchup that people voted on?
The Hart Foundation had the highest hill to climb.
Legion of Doom essentially is cakewalking to
the Final Four, and now they're facing the best
there is, the best there was, the best there
ever will be. So, yeah, I think if the Hart Foundation
has... gotten this far they're going to be a
formidable team to be all right let's also review
a little bit of their statistics going into this
last matchup so the heart foundation obviously
that is brett the hitman heart and jim the anvil
knight heart debuted in 1985 they lasted about
six years in the wwf they had two tag team title
reigns for 483 days so almost a year and a half
The highest or the lowest ranking they got, they
were ranked by all five of the people that we
were looking at. Bleacher Report had them at
13. Den of Geek had them at 7. New Arena at 4.
Sports Illustrated and Ranker both had them at
3. So it makes sense that they're here in our
final four where three of those Rankers had them
in the third or the fourth spot. Now Legion of
Doom, obviously that is Road Warrior Hawk and
Road Warrior Animal, debuted two years earlier
than the Hart Foundation in 1983. I guess you
could say that they were around for the better
part of almost 30 years off and on. Obviously
much stronger in those first 10. They had two
WWE tag title reigns for 213 days, one WCW tag
title reign for 155 days. Our members of the
WWE Hall of Fame were ranked fourth by Ranker
and were ranked first. by New Arena, Bleacher
Report, Den of Geek, and Sports Illustrated.
So obviously it makes sense that they're in our
final four as well. TV's Mr. Neal. Given that,
I know I already have the tally, so we can't
affect the vote at all. Who do you think is the
rightful winner of this matchup? I got to go
with the Hart Foundation. They're the best. I
mean, I know everyone says, you know, Brett's
single career is where it's at, but you know
what? Brett was still good in the tag team days.
He was excellent back then. He was excellent
always. And the only way I can see him losing,
you know, he could be the tag team champions
by himself. He doesn't even need you. The only
way I can see him losing if that lying, cheating
brother Owen comes out and kicks his leg out
of his leg and then Master Fuji throws him salt
in his eyes. That's the only way it's going to
happen. dj i'm gonna get to you mike in a second
but dj if uh if the legion of doom has you know
their manager and they're at one point third
member along with them and if the heart foundation
has i don't know let's say owen hart or hey can
we throw in jimmy hart i don't know jimmy hart
guys come on but if if they have their extended
team together does that make a difference or
or not for either group I think Jimmy Hart is
one of the – we're going to talk about top –
if we had a manager's tournament, he'd be top
three by himself. So for me anyway because I
love Jimmy Hart. Yeah, so if you're going to
put those in, I still think the Hart Foundation
has the advantage for the simple fact that Jimmy
Hart's awesome. And then we're not even counting
Owen Hart who went from, you know, I'm on your
side and I'm a traitor kind of thing. That whole
stable, the Hart stable is just perfection personified.
Mr. TFG1 Mike, if they're allowed to wear their
ring get -up to the match, so we have the Hart
Foundation wearing their pink tights, and we
have the Legion of Doom wearing football shoulder
pads with spikes on them, does that give the
Legion of Doom an advantage? No, because real
men wear pink. Don't you know this? All right.
You poke your eye out, kid. Let's get to the
tally here. Let's go to the votes and see what
happened here. First, on Twitter. Twitter had
a one vote lead for Legion of Doom. Wow. The
website had a three vote lead for the Hart Foundation.
Okay. And the Facebook voters. Gave three more
votes to the Heart Foundation as well. That's
a 60 % to 40 % win for Brett, the Hitman Heart,
and the late, great Jim, the Anvil Knight Heart.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Of course. So upsetting the
number one seed, the number five seed, Heart
Foundation, makes it to the end of that side
of the bracket. That means the number five seed
got passed. They didn't have to beat them, but
they outlasted the Road Warriors. The Rock and
Roll Express, The Outsiders, and Demolition.
Those would have been the top -ranked teams on
that side of the bracket. It's not that hard
to pass up the Rock and Roll Express. I mean,
they had a good run back in their day. They also
outlasted fan favorites, the Hedge Shrinkers.
Let's not forget about them. And the New Age
Outlaws. All right, let's shift over to the other
side. Let's get the pass to this point here.
On the other side, we have the Dudley boys. Took
out with a 100 % vote their ECW foes public enemy
in round one. Oh, public enemy. Not the rep group.
Right, right. In the second round, they took
it to the Racist Fabulous Freebirds with an 86
% win. Thank God. And obviously, their toughest
matchup was last round when they narrowly got
past the Hardy boys. So that was their path.
to the final four. Harlem Heat. This is a crazy
path for Harlem Heat. First round, Harlem Heat
take out one of the greatest old school tag teams
ever, the Wild Samoans, with an 87 % win over
them. Then, the upset of the tournament, Harlem
Heat takes out Edge and Christian, the number
two seed, with almost an 80 % win over Edge and
Christian. It didn't get any easier after that
because the Harlem Heat in last week's matchup
had to fight Undertaker and Kane, the Brothers
of Destruction. They might have been seeded 23,
but that's still a formidable tag team. And that
is how Harlem Heat has ended up in the Final
Four. Let's go to the baseball cards, I guess
you could say, for the Dudley Boys and Harlem
Heat. Dudley Boys, obviously made up of Bubba
Ray and D -Von, debuted in 1996 and have been
around off and on since then. WWE tag title reigns
for 302 days. One WCDW tag title reign for 26
days. Eight ECW title reigns for 291 days. WWE
Hall of Fame inductees. They were ranked ninth
on Bleacher Reports list, fifth on Sports Illustrated,
fourth on Ranker, third on New Arena, and third
in Den of Geek. So again, three ranks in the
top four makes sense that they're here. Harlem
Heat. Made up of Booker T and Stevie Ray. Debuted
in 1989. Went all the way to about the year 2000.
So good 10 -11 year run. 10 WCW tag title reigns
for 470 days. Rankings not as favorable for these
guys. 37 for Ranker. 36 for Bleacher Report.
18 for New Arena. 17 for Sports Illustrated.
And 12 for Den of Geek. So nobody had them in
the top 10. DJ, how should this have... Played
out. I mean, the Portland Heat is what we call
in the tournament game a bracket buster because
nobody, including I, thought that they would
get this far. And even with their skills, it
could be well. So beating Edge and Christian
is crazy. But, I mean, the versatility of the
Dudley boys, the lineage, the tables, the ladders,
the chairs, oh, my, there's no way they're getting
past. Dudley Boy, I think the reign of Harlem
Heat is about to cool off. Yes, I'm using cliches.
TV's Mr. Neal, Harlem Heat, the last remaining
tag team representative, technically, of WCW.
Do they have a chance, or are the ECW or WWE,
whichever way you want to go, Dudley Boy is going
to march right into the finals? I got to tell
you, if anyone can match Brett, it's got to be
Booker T. Booker T, I believe at one time I read
that he was the most decorated wrestler in the
WWE at one time. He's had so many championships,
not just the five -time WCW champion, but also
all those tag titles. He's been TV champ, US
champ. He's held everything in WCW, and he came
in WWE and won more. Oh, God. Yeah, he's great.
But, God, those damn Dudleys. The Dudleys are
amazing. Dudleys have won titles everywhere.
I'm sure someone tried to resurrect AWA so they
could win those tag titles too. They probably
could have. Jeez, this is a tough one, but I
think it's going to be the Dudleys. TFGO and
Mike, you agree or disagree? Yeah, I think it's
going to be the Dudleys. As much as I enjoyed
having Harlem Heat get as far as they did here,
I mean... The only thing the Dudleys have against
them, and it's not about them that it's against,
it's more Vince and his stupidity, they didn't
get that 10th championship when they made the
comeback a couple of years ago. That made me
so mad. But it's one of those things where look
at everything they've done. Look at all of the
extreme stuff they've done. As cool as Booker
T is and as many championships as he's won, He
can't fight with tables, ladders, and chairs
as well as these guys can. Is there a more satisfying
move than a deadly death drop? I mean, that's...
Amazing. Maybe we should have set the parameters
of this match, whether tables, ladders, and chairs
were allowed or not. As we talked about before,
the two most decorated tag teams, I believe,
I haven't done the exact research, but my guess
is the two most decorated tag teams in the whole
tournament were Legion of Doom and the Dudley
Boys. Let's go to the polls and see what happened
here. On the website, winner at the website by
a one -vote margin would have been Harlem Heat.
Oh, shit. Where is Booker T coming from? Winners
on Twitter by two votes. The Dudley Boys. Okay.
So that's two vote margin for Dudley Boys on
Twitter, one vote margin on the website for Harlem
Heat. It's like election night. Recount. So that's
a one vote difference there. Facebook. It all
comes down to Facebook. Goddamn Zuckerberg. A
five vote. on Facebook for the Dudley Boys. So
that makes it a 61 % win overall for the Dudley
Boys. Facebook coming in hot and heavy for the
Dudley Boys, giving them the spot on this side
of the bracket in the finals. So that means the
Dudley Boys have outlasted the likes of Edge
and Christian, the British Bulldogs, Midnight
Express, the Natural Disasters, the Steiner Brothers,
Harlem Heat, and the Hardy Boys. to represent
this half of the bracket. DJ, we'll give you
first thoughts. The finals then is Hart Foundation
against the Dudley Boys. I mean, I'm sorry, Harlem
Heat, that carriage has to turn into a pumpkin
at some point. But boy, oh boy. Boy, oh boy.
This is kind of what I thought was going to happen
at the beginning. I really wanted the Dudley
Boys to get to the finals. I kind of want them
to go against the Outsiders. But this is... I
mean, how do you pick this? The only thing I
would say that gives the Hart Foundation an advantage
is that when the two are separated, Bret Hart
by himself again is one of the greatest wrestlers
of all time. I don't know that should even factor
in a tag team if a tag team is better than the
other. I don't know. I want to go Dudley boys
because, again, 3D, 3D, 3D. What is a combo move
that the Hart Foundation has? I don't think there
is one. The heart attack. Heart attack? Would
you put it up against a Dudley death drop? I
don't know. Here's the question. What are the
rules of the match? Because obviously if this
is an extreme rules, no DQ, tables on the chairs.
They don't need a table. A Dudley death drop
will catch you on a ring. You'll still F you
up. No, no, I'm saying, but if those are the
matches, then obviously that very much. sways
things in the sides of the Dudley boys. If this
is a straight up traditional, no extra rules,
just regular matchup. Does that Neil give the
advantage to the heart foundation? If, if Brett
can kick out of the perfect plex, he can kick
out of the, out of the 3d. Brett, Brett, Brett
will find a way to kick out of a 3d. He does
these things. I don't know. It's the ultimate
screw job is what it is. Yeah, you would need
a screw job. You would need Dave and Erhol Hebner
to come down ringside and both call for the bell.
Twin magic. Sometimes, Mike, the difference in
a tag team match ends up with who is in the ring
against who because you never know. Maybe one
person is unconscious outside the ring or somebody
is getting tied up. So if we were to look at
the individuals in this matchup, we have Brett.
We have Jim the Anvil Neidhart, Bubba Ray Dudley,
and D -Von Dudley. Who is the weakest link out
of those four? It's clearly not Bret Hart. Well,
no. I would almost sadly have to say Jim. You
think Jim the Anvil? I think. I mean. Which is
the weaker of the two Dudley boys? See, that's
the thing. Devon is brutal, man. They both have
their strengths. They both have different sets.
That's what makes the Dudley boys. The Dudley
boys is Bubba Ray brings certain things. Devon
brings certain things. And they can both kick
ass for a long period of time. I don't think.
Take a lot of punishment. Exactly. I don't think
even if you, you know, even if you gave the Hart
Foundation hacksaw Jim Duggany and a hacksaw
in there, the Dudleys would still. come out as
the winners. I'm glad Jim Duggan making a mention
here. That was a surprise. Any other thoughts,
DJ, Mr. Neal, Mike, how are we breaking this
down, and what is your final vote, and what do
you want the people to vote for? Do you think
Bubba Ray would tap out to the sharpshooter?
No. I think he'd just pass out. I mean, in terms
of brutality, I mean, I don't think the Hart
Foundation has fought an opponent as brutal as
the... Dudleys, man. I mean, they fought a lot
of people. I'm not crapping on the Hart Foundation,
but the Dudleys are brutal. They headbutt you
in the balls with their own head. I mean, these
guys are crazy. And the Little Brothers probably
run around. There's spikes somewhere. So, yeah.
No, man. I'm going to lean Dudleys. I know it's
sacrilege because everybody's got the Bret Hart
blinders on. But as an effective tag team. Tag
team. I think the Dudleys are like a fine -tuned
machine. This is again why I said last week and
why I've said in various comments on the posts
and on Facebook and wherever. I wanted the final.
The Dudleys and Hardys should have been opposite
ends of the bracket. So that's what the finals
could have been. Because that would have been
a finals match that we really wouldn't be able
to decide. Because both teams are so extreme
that... you know there really would be not like
you would have to really come to figure out what
exactly would be something that either team couldn't
deal with and with the dudleys versus the heart
foundation you're talking about two legacy teams
you're talking about one big legacy person in
brett And from two different, basically, generations
of wrestling, like the Hart Foundation were the
earlier generation. The Dudley boys were the
later generation kind of thing. And I mean, I
mean, it's almost like Gen Xers versus millennials.
It's one of those things where unless you have
the stipulations of, you know, get the tables.
I mean. Hell, they would get the tables even
in a regular match. It doesn't matter. Even if
they lose the match, they're going to win. Because
if they get counted out, guess what? They're
going to get the tables. He's going to be leaving
on a stretcher. Guaranteed. Hard as leaving one
way on a stretcher. So here's how I'm going to
give you guys one more chance to give your final
vote on the record and whatnot, but I want to
preview this tag team pay -per -view that's happening
next week because we've had all these different
matchups and there were some dream matchups we
missed out on getting to see, but guess what?
That's all corrected in the pay -per -view. You're
not voting on any of these matchups, guys, but
when you tune in, imagine this would be what
you would see. The first match of the night,
we would have the Nasty Boys against Public Enemy.
The second matchup of the night. We're going
to give you the two Dark Horse crowd favorites.
We're going to go with the Head Shrinkers against
the Bushwhackers in match number two of the night.
How about another matchup? Another matchup we
didn't get to see in the tournament that we almost
got to see. How about Demolition against the
Legion of Doom? Let's see who ripped off who
there, and let's have those guys. Yes, in the
squared circle. Let's also get a matchup between
Edge and Christian and the Hardy Boys. That just
seems like that should have happened, but we
didn't get a chance to see that. And then leading
up, another maybe bathroom break. I think this
would be pretty exciting. How about the Rockers
against the New Age Outlaws? That might be a
fun one to see. And then just for old classics
sake, how about Money, Inc.? This is going to
be a triple, like a three -way tag team match.
We're going to put Money, Inc. in there against
the Steiner Brothers and the British Bulldogs.
Let's just get that going. Got my money right
there. All lead up to this Hart Foundation, Dudley
Boys finale. TV's Mr. Neal, final thoughts and
vote on Hart Foundation and Dudley's. The winners
and new GCRN Tag Team Champions, Hart Foundation.
What? Hey, he's been loyal to the Hart Foundation
from get -go. So he's staying loyal. I like it.
TFG Mr. Nail. TFG Mike, what is your vote? It
has to be the Dudleys. It just has to be. I'm
sorry. The Hart Foundation can't, you know, get
out of how extreme the Dudleys are. There's no
double sharpshooter count out here. DJ, overall
thoughts on the whole bracket, the surprises,
the heartbreaks, the dark horses. What do you
think of this whole madness? I really wanted
Edge and Christian versus the Dudleys. That was
my dream matchup because those guys, that screams
an entertaining match. But you're going to get
some entertainment here. It's just, the Dudleys
are so, it's like a Tasmanian devil versus a
Lamborghini, okay? The Lamborghini is a well
-oiled machine, but the The Tasmanian Devil is
so destructive. It doesn't care if it hurts itself
while it's hurting you. So, yes, I got my money
on the Dudleys, man. But, again, people love
Bret Hart so much they're going to ignore deficiencies
of Jim Day and Will Neidhart and just skip on
over the fact that D -Von and Bubba can both
hold their own. Go ahead, Neil. Bret Hart is
like Bugs Bunny at the wheel of that Lamborghini.
Don't forget that. I mean, the love of Undertaker
did have the Brothers of Destruction make it
into the Elite Eight. And I guess there was no
love for Shawn Michaels because the Rockers were
ousted immediately. But another question that
I want to ask you guys, and this is going to
kind of start getting people's appetite, I guess,
wet for the Top 100 Wrestlers Countdown. Because
I guarantee you one thing that's going to come
up over the course of that countdown. is how
you rank individual members that were more so
always members of tag teams. So when we're looking
at all these classic tag teams, like the Legion
of Doom and the Dudleys and the Steiners, et
cetera, et cetera. DJ, are there very many people
that we talked about in this tournament, outside
of the obvious that we just talked about, Breath
of Him at Heart and Undertaker and Shawn Michaels?
How many of these guys that were involved in
just like more so tag teams deserve a spot amongst
the top 100 wrestlers of all time? Oh, man. Well,
you got Edge. I think Edge probably does. Do
you have a Booker T making it as the only member
of Parliament? Booker T, of course. He's the
five -time, five -time, five -time, five -time,
five -time champion for sure. What about the
Dudleys? We have them here in the finals. Do
either one of those make it as a single person
in the top 100? I think they work better together.
dangerous apart, but they are meant to be as
a tag. They're built as a tag team. They are
meant to be a tag team. But like you were saying,
Shawn Michaels, I think, didn't really pop on
my radar until he did that kick from Earth Around
the World when he threw a freaking window. I
didn't really know about Shawn Michaels. I was
like, oh, this guy's cool. You know, me with
the heels. And the same thing with Bret the Hitman
Hart. I mean, well, Bret the Hitman Hart is probably
the only one that can do both. Because I loved
him with the Hart Foundation. And I loved him
singularly. I didn't give a crap about Shawn
Michaels until he, you know, kicked Marty Jannetty
in the face. And Edge, I think, was one of those
wrestlers I would put up there. I didn't think
it was going to work with Edge. I was like, oh,
this is going to be stupid. And at the end, I
was like, well, you know what? Edge is pretty
cool. So yeah, and I mean with the mic skills
the guy can hold his own with all of them. I
mean Underrated my skills. So yeah, I would put
it by the end Booker T. Booker T's my skills
grew He got better as when when he got to King
Booker King Booker and all that stuff that was
when it was and we was working with that angle
with Stone Cold in the grocery store that stuff
was when Booker kind of Clicked for me. It took
a while. But Edge from Jump Street, when he was
a heel, was working perfectly. So I'm going to
go with Edge of all the teams. All right. TV's
Mr. Neal. We'll shine the spotlight on a couple
of these classic teams. Is this the last we hear
of them, even going forward to the top 100? We
won't hear about these guys, or maybe we will.
The Legion of Doom. Do either one of those guys
make the top 100? Demolition. You could look
at the Rock and Roll Express. You could look
at the Brain Busters. How about the Steiner Brothers?
The Hardy Boys, Midnight Express, the British
Bulldogs. The only Express you should be looking
at right now is the USA Cartoon Express. That's
not right. Wrong. But TV's Mr. Neal, do any of
those guys have a chance to be mentioned in our
top 100? Oh, yeah, lots of them. Certainly Scott
Steiner, Booker T, both Hardys. Nash. Yeah, Hall
and Nash. They're both up there in the top 100.
Sean, you know, there's like top 100 guys all
over this. I'm kind of blanking on most of them.
I would even throw in the Dudleys individually.
They're both really good. Well, you have also,
you have, let's see, Ted DiBiase from Money,
Inc. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would give Art Anderson
a good shot of being in there. Absolutely. He
made it on a couple of those different teams.
He didn't get to face himself. Well, we were
skipping over Undertaker, but I mean. Yeah. We
already talked about him. Like, I mean, that's
a no -brainer, though. What about either one
of the New Age Outlaws? Do either one of the
New Age Outlaws have enough to make him in the
top six? Billy Gunn? I put Billy Gunn over Road
Dogg. Absolutely. I'm not a big fan. I'm not
a big Road Dogg fan. What about the British Bulldog
by himself? Sure. You mentioned him. He's like,
well, Undertaker's over here. Shawn Michaels
is over here. I put, like, the British Bulldog
in the same class as those guys. I mean, the
top 100 is a long list, so sure. Last one I'll
ask about. Earthquake? Of course. Of course.
The sleeper in here is actually Barry Darso,
because he's kind of this chameleon. Yeah, Repo
Man, he was one of the demolition smash. He's
been all over the place. He's never really had
the best gimmick, but he's always been around.
He's always been kind of this everyman wrestler.
He's always been king of the midcard. He should
be in the top 100. I don't remember if I voted
for him. Probably not. But he should be in there.
Inside baseball, because I just finished my top
100. He was in the group of 30 people that I
was trying to decide for the final five spots.
So I won't tell you if he made it. He's the most
skilled technical wrestler of all. I mean, when
it comes to like... Earthquake. He's not a lot
of skill. He's a big dude. Who's the most skilled
of the tag teams that could be in the 100? Bret
Hart, of course. If you get past them, who are
you going with? For a technical wrestler? Technical
wrestler, yeah. Would you put Edge in there?
Dibiase? I was thinking Dibiase. I could see
that. I guess. I mean, Undertaker, of course,
but he kind of slowed up when he was doing the
American Badass. Well, I mean, both Hardy Boys
on their own could make an argument for it, but
not as high as the likes of Bret Hart or Shawn
Michaels. Right, right, right. Who can shut down
a show? You know what I'm saying? I think Edge
can shut down a show. Booker T could shut down
a show. The only way Booker T shuts down a show
is if Stone Cold is helping him. I can watch
him and Stone Cold fight all day. I don't think
they're technical wrestlers, but if you're talking
about carrying a show, Scott Hall or Kevin Nash
both could carry a show. They're not doing wrestling.
They're entertaining. They'd be in there with
Undertaker and stuff like that. Yeah, you put
Kevin Nash in his super shredder suit, and he's
not going to be able to stop. I mean, nobody's
talking. And nobody wants to talk about Jacques
or Pierre, but no, just kidding. All right, so
if I remember the voting right, Mike and DJ,
you were saying for people to vote for the Dudleys.
TV's Mr. Neal, you were saying Hart Foundation.
Yes. But now we turn it over to the people. You
have Twitter, you have Facebook, you have the
website. Who, me? Yeah, for me it would be Dudley
Boys and a Runaway. I had Legion of Doom Beating
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Hey, Latino Heat never got on here because Eddie
Guerrero will probably be another one that's
probably going to be one of the greatest technical
wrestlers of all time. Greatest technical cheaters
of all time, you mean. Eddie Guerrero was a badass,
man. I know he was. Ranker had in the 16th spot
a team called Los Guerreros. Was that Eddie Guerrero?
I think that might have been. I was watching
Glow Season 2 and Chavo Guerrero shows up and
I was like, holy shit, that's Chavo Guerrero.
And they do like a match. I was like, fucking
Chavo still got it. There's a team on here called
the Fabulous Kangaroos that got a vote. I don't
know who that consists of. Strikeforce. I do
know them. They didn't get involved either. I'm
looking at all the teams that didn't quite make
it. American Males. The Soul Patrol. Los Guerreros
twice. Three times mentioned. Oh, four times
mentioned. Five times mentioned. Yeah, man. Eddie
Guerrero, bro. But they were all like post -20s.
There was one that was 16 and all the rest was
like 20s. I dropped the Russians for Eddie Guerrero
and Chavo Guerrero, man. What a public enemy
could have been dropped. I got the Hollywood
blondes we could have got with Steve Austin,
I believe. Oh, yeah. That's when he had the crazy
hair. It was stunning Steve Austin, wasn't he?
Right, right. Nobody made complaints about the
mega powers not being in there. Well, they were
only a little tiny. Hogan, I can always beat
you, don't you know? The only team in the top...
No, there was two teams that were ranked in one
of the group's top ten that I left off. Megapowers
was number one on Ranker's List, and they weren't
in anybody else's list. And then the Funks were
number nine on the Bleacher Report. I believe
I said this before, but the only reason Megapowers
were put together was specifically to be... to
tear them apart. Absolutely. They wanted that
rivalry because that was dope. Basically, yeah.
Look at that Miss Elizabeth. Don't you see? Bonesaw
is ready. Oh, God. Soft. Lift in your eyes. Your
mustache is crooked. Your beard's a little sideways.
Go away. I am so disillusioned with WWE right
now. Crown Jewel is a fucking nightmare. God,
I said I wasn't going to watch it because we're
not covering it on Mayhem Mics, but I just kind
of fast -forwarded through it on the network,
and I'm like, I don't care about any of this
because none of it has any consequence. You got
to remember, at the end of the day, no matter
how much charity they do, it's always about the
money. No matter what happens. They were like,
hey, we kill people, but we'll give you $7 billion.
And we want Hulk Hogan to be the guy to start
saying, we'll give you $8 billion. Hulk Hogan
must pose. Whatever the hell the money kills,
man. I mean, he would have been better off doing
Suburban Commando 2 right about now. Oh, God.
Yeah, it wasn't the best pay -per -view, that's
for sure. No. There are some of the ones that
are not like WrestleMania, Survivor Series, Royal
Rumble, SummerSlam. There are some of the ones
throughout the years and the last three years
that we've done the podcast for Mayhem Mics.
I'm like, how is this a four -hour show? Like,
some of these pay -per -views are just... They
should have never gone to more than four or six
pay -per -views a month. It kind of made sense
when it was Team Raw, Team SmackDown, exclusive
pay -per -views per brand, but at this point,
since they're not doing that anymore, it's like...
It used to be cool because you had three months
of lead -up, three months of hype to get to something.
Now you get one week and it's like, oh, I'm supposed
to care about this? I don't know about that.
The only reason they did that was because of
WCW. Yeah. yeah that and expanding the monday
night from like an hour to two hours to three
hours to 700 hours that did you see the did you
guys see the news article finally usa and whoever
else is basically clamping down on them no more
1107 eastern time pm ending time you ended 11
or else i'm like finally it only took them 25
years what do you guys think about uh because
i i i was off wrestling for a very long time
and the thing that got me involved was i saw
some spot with this wrestler named becky lynch
and she's awesome yeah she's right she's like
out of a movie awesome yeah she's like straight
out of game of thrones i swear i'm like yo this
is gonna you up but she's talking she was talking
about ronda rousey i think i saw a clip and i
was like yo she called her on her the sad thing
is is the the evolution was better than the crown
jewel that's what i kept hearing i kept hearing
evolution was awesome the the thing about it
is the crown jewel was basically flash show wwe
evolution was basically the nxt producers because
they had the music there they had this they had
that and the one thing i noticed about it was
the reason why i noticed the difference between
besides the fact of they had the the lead -off
music live music there was evolution was so the
arena was so much darker than it usually is because
when you're at raw when you're at any of the
other pay -per -views the lights are everywhere
you can see almost every single audience member
even the the the nosebleed section people and
it's like at evolution they're like nope we're
just gonna keep it nice and dark you're gonna
focus on the match and that's you should be focusing
on and that's what it is that's what it used
to be yeah That's why I'm so pissed off that
there's NXT because I graduated Full Sail right
about the time they started shooting there. I
was like, fuck. Why couldn't they be there when
I was going to school? Right when I left, I was
like, hey, we're bringing NXT and we're shooting
everything. I was like, fuck, man. I got to right
there. You'd think they would have learned their
lesson now as far as doing pay -per -views where
you have a tournament because it's just really
hard to get excited when you see the same people
wrestle over and over and over again like in
Crown Jewel. Like, OK, so we covered the first
May. Ryan and I covered the first May Young tournament.
I completely forgot to watch it this year. And
I'm like, oh, right. The May Young tournament
finals are at Evolution. Whoops. OK, then. I
don't know. It's just there's a lot of it that
and it's not just because I do it to do the podcast
part of it, but it's like there's a lot of it
where the last month and a half of Raw and SmackDown.
I think I've watched more SmackDown than I have
Raw. Because even on Hulu, Hulu has an hour and
a half of the three hours. They cut it down.
Even with an hour and a half, I'm like, skip,
skip, don't care, skip, get me to the end of
the show. And don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely
heartbroken and I hope he kicks its ass with
Roman and the leukemia. But the whole point why
I was even still watching was The Shield. That
was really the whole point why I was still watching
Raw half of the time. Because the rest of it,
it just, I don't know. I'm just like, maybe it's
time for me to jump off again. Start watching
the classics with me. Well, yeah. So. All right,
guys. Next week, we'll crown a winner. It should
be a very fast record. Yeah. Cool. Wrap it up
and set the stage for the top 100. Alright, cool,
cool, cool. Neil, I guess do your magic. I will.
Alright, guys, thanks. See you guys later.
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