All Things Transformers
Transformers Hockey Fan Art and News Roundup

About this Episode
Hey, this is Greg Berger, and you are listening
to the GeekCast Radio Network. Me Grimlock say
you listening to all things Transformers! and
welcome to All Things Transformers. I'm your
host, Steve Megatron, and joining me on this
adventure into the Transformers fandom is TFG1
Mike. Hello, hello. Game on! Send the Zamboni,
everybody. Right. So, yeah, this is... I don't
know where this came from. I wish I could give
the credit to whoever I stole it from. And I
am admitting that. So I said this off air. I'll
say it on air. I understand and respect that
some people want to keep their Facebooks limited
to friends or whatever. But a post like this,
an image like this, where it's like all these
hockey teams as Transformers things, like that
should be a public post where you could go back
and blah, blah, blah. I couldn't share it. So
I commented on it. I'm like, ooh, this is cool.
Yoink. So I have no idea who the artist is on
this. No clue. It does not say. There is no.
I do not see any watermarks on this anywhere.
I wish there was a watermark so I could credit
somebody. Because the person that I commented
on this. They didn't comment back to me, and
I honestly don't. I have like 500 and something
friends on Facebook. I don't remember who I stole
this from. But I like hockey. You like hockey,
question mark? Oh, I like hockey. I haven't watched
in years, but yeah. We never talk about sports
on the Geekcast already. We've talked about sports
exactly one time with the Sports Gal Pal years
ago at this point. But yeah, I love hockey. Boston
Bruins born and bred. Detroit Red Wings. Yep.
I live in Denver neighborhood now, and so them's
fighting words. What? No, I'm saying like...
With you being there, yeah. It's like, I'm not
supporting the locals. But no, I mean, this image
is funny, and I have very tiny Transformers news
that... Okay, well, we'll get to the news later.
We'll get to the news later. But this is kind
of funny. I'll do the run -through of these,
because when you first sent it to me, I just,
because these are so well done, I didn't realize.
Well, I was looking at it from a distance, you
know, because it shrunk down on the phone and
everything, and I didn't realize that they had,
you know, transformerisms put into it or the
names changed. Uh -huh. And then when I zoomed
in, I'm like, holy crap, this is hilarious. Yes,
it is. So we have the Anaheim Depth Chargers.
Fish pants. Which I think it's the Mighty Ducks
or something. Well, it's the Anaheim Ducks now.
Yeah, yeah. And it doesn't matter what the real
teams are. And, yeah, so. So we have that. We
have the Arizona Dinobots, which I didn't even
know Arizona had a team. I think it's the Phoenix
Coyotes, if I remember. That's right. Why would
they put Arizona then? Because... They're not
the Arizona Coyotes. Why didn't they just put
Phoenix? I mean, they went with cities for everything
else. Anyways, we have the Boston Bees. Like
the Boston Bruins. Yep. We have the Buffalo Star
Sabers. The Buffalo Sabers. Yep. The Calgary
Minibots, which used to be the Calgary Flames.
And then we have the Carolina Battlesparks. Which
it's the Carolina Panthers. I know that for a
fact. Or not the Panthers. No, no, no. Hurricanes.
Yep. And it's funny because they broke out like
into different conferences, too. They're like
Atlantic, Metropolitan, Central and Pacific,
which is funny because they kind of moved everybody
around. The Chicago Constructicons. Yep. Which
Chicago Blackhawks, which is cool. That makes
sense. The Colorado Aerial Bots. Which Colorado
Avalanche. OK, sure. I mean, it's funny how how.
closely most of these look. Yeah, exactly. The
Columbus Combaticons, which are the Blue Jackets.
Yep. The Dallas Stars are the Dallas Stunicons.
The Detroit Junkions are the Detroit Red Wings.
I mean, you've got to admit, Detroit is kind
of a planet of junk. Well, yes and no. But I
do like how they use the wheel. You know, that's
iconic in there. Really, whoever designed this
was a genius with the art. Like, it's so fitting
and perfect. You know, it's hard to discern that
this is just fan art. So, yeah. And then continuing
on, we have the Edmonton Energon. Edmonton Oilers.
Yep. So, again, it's keeping with the theme of
the Oilers, you know, the Energon, the fuel.
Florida Minions. That's the Panthers in hockey.
Yes. That doesn't track too well. But okay. No.
So, then we get to the Los Angeles Tyrants. Los
Angeles Raiders. Yeah, that kind of fits. Or
the Kings. Yeah, you're right. Kings, Tyrants.
They're all... Yeah. And then the Minnesota Maximals.
Which are the Minnesota Wild. Wild, yep. Some
of these teams I'm not quite familiar with, to
be honest, because... Some are new, some are
old. Yeah, so, I mean, some of the teams I'm
familiar, but they've changed names or they've
moved. Montreal Coneheads. Yep, which is the
Montreal Canadiens, yep. Nashville Predators
are the Nashville Predacons. Nice, that's awesome.
The New Jersey Quintessons. are the New Jersey
Devils. Yeah. The New York Insecticons are the
Islanders. Yep. Or, yeah. The next one is New
York Elite Guard, which is the Rangers. The Rangers,
yep. The Ottawa Sweeps are the Ottawa Senators.
Yep. Philadelphia Protectobots are the Philadelphia
Flyers. Yep. The Pittsburgh Penguins are the
Pittsburgh Piledrivers. Rumble is purple. Gotta
love it. San Jose Sharks are the San Jose Sharktacons.
That one is obviously very spot on. The St. Louis
Soundwaves are the St. Louis Blues. Yeah. Tampa
Bay Kremziks are the Lightning. Yeah. The Toronto
Wraiths. are the Maple Leafs. Maple Leafs, yeah.
And it's funny because it is pretty close to
how the shape of the Maple Leaf thing is going.
A little bit, yeah. The Vancouver Cloud Jaws
are the Vancouver Canucks. Yes. And then the
Washington Blasters, which I'm not familiar with.
It's the Capitals. It's the Capitals. Yeah. And
then the Winnipeg Seekers. The Winnipeg Jets.
So that's very on par. But it's funny just looking
at the difference. All of them are pretty spot
on. Yeah. And the designs of each of the images
is just so cool. Literally, the Washington Blasters,
they have Blaster as the bottom part of the hockey
stick in the L for the larger T for the Blasters.
Yeah, it's so fun, so cool. I wish I knew the
artist that did this, because, oh, my God, we
need to interview that person. Because that's
hilarious. Well, and this is the thing, too,
is the, like, even this, like, the Washington
Blasters, because the Capitals, I felt like that
could have been the Washington Elite Guard. Mm
-hmm. Like, the Capitals, because it would have
had the Elite Guard, you know, kind of. Or, like,
the Washington Hot Rods or something. Because
I'm basing it off of, like, a version of Rodimus
Prime that's in, I think, the Energon universe
or something. Yeah. And he's got, like, this
similar symbol as the Capitals. Yeah. Yeah. But,
yeah. This is getting expensive. So this image,
and I looked for it on Google image search, comes
up on an Instagram thing. Okay. And it's from
the account Hockey Fights. Okay, cool. Next time
I'm on my phone, is there an underscore in there?
I'll send you the direct, and then you can take
it from there. I did a Google image search, so
they're missing a couple of teams, obviously.
Yeah, they're missing a couple of teams. But
I mean, honestly, it's just funny. Yeah, I think
I found it. But yeah, I'm loving this graphic.
This is just spectacular. I like hockey, but
this takes it another step. Now I just want to
see Transformers hockey. That's right. We need
to see... We saw... If Optimus Prime can play
basketball, he can sure as hell pick up a friggin'
hockey stick. And now, Optimus. Yeah, no, this
is amazingly awesome. Yeah, I already found the
guy. I already found the image. I'm already...
Oh, wow, he's got music to it. That's not good.
I mean, it's fine. But it's not good for a podcast
because you can't have music and podcasts that
you don't own, folks. Don't you know? Yeah. That's
called a copyright infringement. Yes, exactly.
Oh, don't even get me started on it. We'll be
here all night. This is all things Transformers.
This is not Geekcast Radio. Okay, fine. Since
I was already on Instagram, explain to me how,
like literally, I just shared this person's story.
Now, when you share, anyone knows that's been
on Instagram for the last five years or longer,
when you share a story, it comes up with their
information. It automatically credits them. It's
not like I'm stealing the stuff. I'm not downloading
and re -uploading. I'm sharing directly from
their account to my story. Well, over the last
three days, Facebook has given me two infractions
saying I'm stealing content. That I've uploaded
videos. And I'm like, no, I haven't. What the
hell's wrong with you, Facebook? Like, it's ridiculous.
It's stupid. Facebook, Instagram, they're all
meta. Like, how can one... Platform's terms of
services be different than the other whatever,
whatever, whatever. I'm sure somebody will ask
that question. You can answer whatever the hell.
I don't care. But the point is, how am I going
against Facebook's terms of service when I'm
not uploading anything? It's a direct share from
Insta... Oh, man. I want to throw Facebook into
the lava over at the dark side and just... So
anyway, what news do you have? Because I looked
at some of the news and I'm like, I don't really
want to talk about any of this bullshit. So,
obviously, for those that haven't paid attention,
we have a Geekcast Radio store. Oh, you're going
that route first. Okay, yes, we do. I'm going
with the positive first. So, yeah. So anyways,
the Geekcast Radio store is shop .geekcastradio
.com, and I'm going to add some more stuff on
it, especially after I just found another, like
an old store that we were using for a short bit.
I'm going to add those items to the Geekcast
Radio store as I continue to build that out.
But yeah, I mean, I'm having fun adding some
stuff to it. I've got plans to add more. some
of them of quotes and some of them podcast titles
and, uh, just a lot of different things to the
store. But, uh, yeah, I, I have myself a nice
kick cast radio mug and that sucker turned out
perfect. So it could, it could withstand a picture
cause like they use like a sublimation type thing.
So like they print out a sheet type thing and
then they somehow adhere it to the glass. Uh,
but, I made sure I did it without the drop shadows
or the glow. And this sucker looks pretty crisp.
I'm pretty happy with it. I'm waiting on the
Geekcast Radio shirt to show up. And then I have
a Geekcast Radio hat. So if I ever have to go
somewhere and network, I'm going to have some
pretty awesome stuff as I sit there and I drink
out of my mug. like i'm just sporting swag so
i do plan on doing some like live stream stuff
eventually next year with it yep just to kind
of like show it off but yeah so that's that's
that's first and foremost what uh what's going
on there also had an interesting thing that i
told you about offline about uh one of the old
stores that i'd uploaded like ultimis to and
you know the show's mascot uh and uh it's funny
because somebody was like, so is Optimus Prime
a custom, you know, he's like, he's like, is
he, is he, you know, uh, an original? He's like,
I don't know what the story is. He says, I looked
around in the Transformers Wiki and Google and
no luck on who it is. You know, who are you referring
to as an Ultra Magnus reference or, you know,
and, and I was like, well, he's, he's a custom
creation of mine based on my old truck and Optimus
Prime, you know, the backstory of this follows.
And I, I dumped the tech spec that I wrote up
for him a long time ago in the style of the one
from the... I think it's the IDW tech spec database,
their whole sourcebook breakdown. Because I bought
some of those at one point and had the Beast
Wars ones. I didn't have the G1 comics of those,
but I had the template, so I made it. But yeah,
I told them that it was essentially the mascot
for this podcast. And the individual goes, oh,
that makes sense. My nephew was looking through
the site because he wanted Transformers shirts
for his birthday and showed it to me in confusion.
All I could tell him was, I never heard of that
one. A rarity because that was the one I was
into when I was growing up and still am to a
degree. I still need to finish my Aerial Bot
collection. I said I did the usual web dig to
see if it was something I was unlucky with seeing.
Also, I guess the inquiry was fruitful for both
of us. I got an answer to my question. You got
a new podcast listener. I'll check it out. Thanks
for the listen there. Really appreciate it. It's
always cool how that kind of stuff works out,
though. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. So if you're listening
and you're brand new to the podcast, thank you
for listening. And if you want to interact further,
visit us on geekcastradio .com and check out
for Adult Ears, the Beast Unleashed podcast,
if you're into Beast Wars. Yeah, that's not for
children. No, it's not. We intentionally... It
was recorded like 14 years ago, so... Almost
15. 15, yeah. We intentionally did not make that
for children. No, no, we did not. Remember, folks,
all roads lead back to the low road. My kids
like that episode, by the way. They got good
taste. Yeah, they like the super rhino farts.
Anyways, so I saw this Studio Series Devastation
Deluxe Optimus Prime. And while, while the picture
of him in the box does look cool. Yes. The picture
outside the box does not. Uh, no, I mean, in
all honesty, if, if like I was, obviously the
studio series one is the better figure. Obviously.
Hands down. Yeah. This one has, you know, I mean,
if you're just looking for like a static Optimus
prime, that's, you know, smaller. mm -hmm this
will suit your needs and it and it is aesthetically
similar to the devastation video game yeah if
you're gonna leave them in the box like i'd say
great or if you're just wanting a discount optimus
prime that would be the way to go however i i
would still recommend like the studio series
86 or like one of the third party optimus primes
uh i still have the the netflix war for cybertron
figure and i just repainted them as g2 prime
because i was like well it kind of fits. And
then I have J axis and then I have G2 Megatron.
And then that means that I have the G2 leader
squad. So if I ever get, go ahead. Sorry. I was
going to say, if I ever get a G1 prime, then
I've got a G1 prime. Yeah. No, the sad thing
is about this. Number one, it looks like something
super seven would make in the box. I'm looking
at the flat image of in the box. The figure looks
like something Super 7 would make, and the only
interesting thing to me, the cool thing about
this whole thing, is the art on the front of
the box between the robot with the glowing blue
eyes and then the glowing truck. Everything else
about this, I do not care. I would rather have
Studio 86. And which, that honestly has grown
on me since I've started looking at it. I just
wish, like, I don't want the Devastation figure.
I do want the Studio Series 86, however, I don't
want the trailer. You don't want the trailer,
I know, I know. It's a space issue, though. And
it's more so, I'm never going to transform him.
I'm going to leave him in bot mode. Okay, so
here's the thing. You know what you do? When
you buy a toy that, let's say, has an accessory
like that, what do you do? You take, like, with
Commander Class Rodimus. Yeah, I've got the trailer
sitting out on my desk, but if I didn't want
the trailer sitting out on my desk, what would
I do? I would put it back in the box and I would
put the box in the closet. So even if you did
buy him or somebody bought him for you, you could
just have the figure by itself and just leave
the trailer in the box, man. It's fine. It's
not that big of a deal. Nobody's going to know
but you, other than the fact that I just told
them. True. The other thing that... that you
could technically do with it is use it as like
a, uh, uh, one of those stands so that your figures
can be like staggered. Yeah. Kind of like steps.
Uh, cause I've done that with my Dragon Ball
Z figures. Uh, I used a block of wood and then
I use like this, this peel on wallpaper that
I have in my display cabinet. And I have like
the back layer standing on it because you couldn't
see any of the characters when I took a photo.
Yeah. So. So, I mean, that is a possibility.
I also like some of the third -party Optimus
Primes that don't come with the trailer that
are actually like $20 cheaper. Right. And they're
shiny. And I don't know why. I just like the
metallic sheen and the shine that comes with
the Transmetal figures. And so they just kind
of stand out more to me. Yeah, exactly. Because
it's cool, man. It's just cool. I like the shinies.
That's right. Nothing wrong with that. So if
this Prime had the shinies, I would probably
splurge. Yes. But, yeah, so there's that. And
then there's new Transformers G1 and Beast Wars
bag flips. I know this sounds totally ridiculous.
However, I think it's kind of cool. Yeah, me
too. Because... I mean, it's got that Authentics
vibe to it for the G1 stuff. Like, it's got Megatron
says Megatron, and then, like, Dinobot, or not
Dinobot, Grimlock says Raw Power, and Bumblebee
says Bumblebee, and a certain aesthetic, and
then Optimus Prime with the red, white, and blue.
And then you've got Prime. It says Prime, but
it's got Primal's face. in a box, and then it
says Heroic Maximal, and it's got the Maximal
symbol, but from Rise of the Beast. So with the
Autobot Maximal mixed. Right. So, I mean, I like
the one with the Beast Wars stuff, obviously.
Obviously. And it looks kind of neat. It looks
like they came out earlier this year, but it's
just now kind of showing up. Cool. I don't know.
It's something interesting. And then this one
probably interests you more so. The rumor mill
of the Funko Pop Beast Wars figures actually
hitting production instead of just being a digital
file. If there isn't actual glam shots, I don't
care. No, I know. If there isn't glam shots yet,
I don't care. Because until they do glam shots,
I don't believe it. Oh, if they were going to
have them. Yeah. What ones would you want? Obviously,
Beast Wars, Megatron. I do want the NFT Cheetor
that they do already have. But yeah, so the listing
includes potentially Optimus Primal, Megatron,
Rhinox, Blackarachnia. I want the Transmetal
2 Silverbolt specifically. The Wolf, not the
Wolf. You mean Fusor? Yeah, the Fusor. Yeah,
he's not a Transmetal 2. Okay, what? No. Yeah,
he is. No, he's not. Yes, when he... Transmetal
2 was with the Transmetal Driver. Right, but...
You did not have the Transmetal Driver. No, no,
no. Silverbolt was born... No, no, no. He was
born in a stasis pod when the Thorn of Sturge
hit him. Yeah, I remember. I'm not talking about
Beast Wars Silverbolt. I'm talking about Beast
Machines Silverbolt. Well, that's not Transmetal,
too, then. Well, it looks Transmetal. No, it's
Beast Machines. It's the Transform and Transcend
Transformation Revelation. It's Beast Machines,
man. You can't see this, folks, but I want to
knock him out. I was just waiting for the head
desk. You know better than to argue with me when
it comes to Beast Wars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From
Beast Wars, Waspinator would be cool. That would
be fun. Waspinator would be cool as a Funko Pop.
Probably, maybe Inferno. But only if they took
the quotation thing that they gave Mary Jane
Watson, where she says, Hello, tiger. And on
it it says, yes, my queen. I'll have to show
that to you off air, but there was a Mary Jane
Funko Pop that they came out with, and she literally
has a white plastic quote above her head that
has her normal Spider -Man quote that she always
says. I'm like, what are you people doing? There
have not been any actual... The last major Transformers
Funko Pop release we had was back in July of
this year with Optimus and Megatron, Laser Beacon,
Buzzsaw, Buzzsaw was the chase, Blaster, and
Astrotrain. Now they offered Optimus and Megatron
as individual Funko Pops, and they also offered
them as a, is it a Hot Topic, Tupac, I don't
know, it's behind me. But the Hot Topic 2 -pack
is the same figures except they're metallic looking.
So I got the... Actually, I bought two 2 -packs
so I could have one out -of -box and one in -box.
So they have that. That was the last major one
that they released. They do have the NFTs coming
for Wave 2, which is including the Cheetor, Ultra
Magnus, and I forget off the top of my head the
other ones. But those were delayed. For some
unknown reason. Nobody knows. It's Ultra Magnus,
Blitzwing, Arcee, Cheetor. King Starscream, so
Starscream with the crown, and Freddy Funko as
Grimlock. Nobody gives a crap about Freddy Funko
dressed up as other characters. At least I don't.
Seriously, dude, I don't mind if Funko wants
to have their mascot dress up as certain characters,
but having him dressed up as Optimus Prime and
basically have a human with an Optimus Prime
helmet on or a Megatron helmet, it's stupid to
me when it comes to Transformers. So that's the
ones that they've got so far. Now... potentially,
these are not coming until 2025, I think? Correct.
So, the first ones that we had leaks of, which
is all the same kind of thing, Hot Rod with Matrix,
Cyclonus, and a 6 -inch Omega Supreme. So the
Hot Rod and Cyclonus with a regular 4 -inch Funko
Pop, so 6 -inch Omega Supreme is a larger figure.
And then they did something really stupid. Funko
Pop Soundwave Diddy Bots. Interesting. What this
is... Have you seen... I don't know if you've
seen this. No, I have not. Okay, hold on. Give
me a... This is getting expensive! These things
are stupid. I understand the whole point of Funko
Pops is big head, little body. But in the case
of this, it should have just been big chest,
little head or something. But basically, it's
the 10 -inch sound wave, the one that I already
have. But they make his face... be able to go
up so the bitty bot of Rumble can fit inside
his head like a Power Ranger or a person from
Voltron or something. I'm like, what the fuck?
Like, what are you people doing? I don't understand
this whatsoever. So there's that. Yeah. And then,
like you said, we get the Beast Wars with Optimus
Primal, Megatron, Rhinox, and Blackarachnia.
Supposedly these are coming summer 2025? I don't
know if they're actually going to come or not
because Funko and the Transformers license, it's
like they do certain things and they don't do
other certain things. And then when they try
to do something so asinine, it just makes you
shake your head. It's like, really? Seriously?
This is what they're doing with it? It's kind
of like the old line from Master... This is what
you're doing. This is what I want you to do.
Like, just... And I don't know who to directly
blame. Funko or Hasbro are probably both all
at the same time. I've got one thing, but what
else you got before we go into my one thing?
No, I mean, that was kind of it. There really
wasn't a whole heck of a lot available for news.
Yeah. Those were really the only things I kind
of noticed. I have noticed that a lot of the
stores have figures shelf -warming, which...
is unfortunate. I've seen them in the clearance
aisles at Walmart. I've seen them. Well, I mean,
and they're not even clearance. They just are
there. Yeah. And then the, and then the, the
regular toy aisle. And this is the case for most
of the figures down the aisle. Most everything
is either clearanced on sale and not moving,
which. It begs to wonder, are the toy industry
professionals missing the boat on what people
actually want? Or are people just not buying
them because either A, they're out of money,
or it's not resonating? And I don't know what
the right answer is here. I think it's a combination
of all three. Yeah, I'm kind of wondering because
for me, I love Beast Wars, but I didn't even
pick up Silverbolt. I didn't feel the need to...
to continue down that rabbit hole. And I have
all the season one guys and I have various third
party trans metals and things like that. But
the, the majority of the stuff that's out, I
just either it's priced way too high or it's
just not, it's just not characters I care about.
Like there are repaints of a repaint of a repaint
of a repaint of a repaint. And so it kind of
just takes me out of it. So when we did the 1027
event and they were talking about Devastator
being the next thing in the next line or whatever,
okay, fine, cool, a lot of people are going to
go after that that may not already have a Devastator,
or those that may have a Devastator want a more
movie -accurate Devastator, fine, whatever, but
like... Every event that Hasbro did this year,
really, to me personally, and I'm sorry, sorry,
not sorry, actually, didn't really celebrate
the 40th anniversary of this brand. It's great
that they had Peter and Frank and they did a
couple events with them or whatever. That's all
well and good, but, like, it just didn't feel
like they really celebrated it at all. It's depressing,
but it is what it is, and I think you're right.
You know, either people already have what they
have or what they want out of whatever, or they're
not excited for the new stuff, or maybe they're
getting rid of their toy collections, or maybe
their kids either aren't old enough or are too
old and have grown out of the toys. Or maybe
kids of this Generation Z, Alpha, Beta, wherever
the hell we are in the generational naming scheme.
Maybe they just don't care. Maybe they would
rather play Transformers Angry Birds on their
iPads than actually collect action figures. And
yes, I know Transformers Angry Birds is old at
this point, but it's all mine. No, I get what
you're saying there, though. I mean, it's...
I mean, you're a parent. You have two boys. When's
the last time they played with a toy for more
than a week? Never. And I'm just being honest.
Right. Exactly. They don't care about toys. Period.
It's just kind of the nature of the beast. They
don't care. They like something for a short time.
And then... Just nothing. And I know that's not...
And I know that... It's not for lack of trying.
It's not for lack of trying on yours and your
wife's part. And it's not a lack of... It's not
the parenting that's the problem. It's not the
genes that are the... Y 'all need to see Steve
Megatron's collection. If his kids were really
into toys as much as he was and he is... they
would be doing almost, but it's just something
with this generation that just, it's so much
different than our generation when we were growing
up and that's okay. There's nothing wrong with
that, but it's just kind of sad because once
we're gone, how are these toy, these toy companies
are going to be gone with us if they're not gone
before we are kind of, you know what I mean?
Like, like you said, You've gone to Walmarts
in your area and the same stuff from a year and
a half to two years ago is still on the shelves.
Oh, I know. And it's, and it's unfortunate. Don't
get me wrong. Like I'm, I, I like the thrill
of the hunt. I like to go in, I like to explore
it. I like to see what's there. And then just
to kind of discover that it's not like, it's
just the same. stuff that's been there for quite
some time and it's and it's sad like because
you're like oh this means that things are not
going so well yeah and it's not just transformers
it's all toys no and it's all it's all well and
then this is the other thing they they overstock
the stuff that nobody's buying yeah or at least
in certain vicinities like i'm sure they get
you know certain orders where they're you know,
there's certain things they're constantly ordering.
And then there's, there's situations where they're
just not ordering anything new. So like I was
on the hunt for like Dragon Ball Z figures, Dragon
Ball Super, couldn't find stuff nowhere. Like
I was trying, I was looking like occasionally,
like I got lucky at a Walmart that some of the
figures, they had them on clearance. for whatever
reason at this one location, they were on sale
for $10. These like $25, $30 figures were $10.
And I was like, well, that's a no brainer. So
I bought them all. And then there were other
ones where it's like, I can't find them at all
because they're either sold out or they came
out years ago or they're just not really stocking
or is, I mean, there was a lot of, A lot of stuff
like that. And that's the case with everything,
like the Transformers stuff. If you're trying
to find an Optimus Prime, good luck. If you're
trying to find a Megatron, good luck. I would
see them in the store for like a week. You can
find Transmetal 2 Megatron if you're really looking
around. And I have one. I got it right when it
came out. And then I promptly repainted most
of it. I still got a little bit left to do on
them. But yeah, I mean, it's very difficult to
find some of these figures. And again, it kind
of just boils down to the kids don't really play
with it. It's us, the collectors, that are kind
of keeping these things afloat. Because we're
like, oh, they have more articulation. They have
more detail. Yes, they are missing quite a few
of the paint decor or the decals or any of that
stuff, which I've just been doing my own over
the years. But it's the fact that most of the
people that are getting them are the collectors.
Everybody else is kind of just like, eh, I don't
need it. And I've kind of gotten to that point
too. I mean, 3D printers have made it easier
to obtain things that the toy industry doesn't
make. So I've got Star Trek ships, I've got Stasis
Pod, I've got add -on parts. I 3D printed a head
for the Power of the Primes Optimal Optimus and
painted it. and popped it on the body, and now
it's optimal Megatron. That's right. So, again,
it kind of just boils down to the fact that kids
don't really play with any of this stuff anymore.
They don't care. And even if they don't get it,
like my kids don't get electronics. They get
to watch something periodically, but it's not.
it's not a daily occurrence so it's like what
like they would rather just sit on the floor
and kick each other yeah like literally that's
we're like you have toys play with them they're
like ladies and gentlemen for those that don't
know who haven't been listening to us for the
last 15 and a half years or longer he's got two
boys so it isn't like it's two girls kicking
each other all the time No, but I mean, it's,
it's just, it's still the fact of the matter.
Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's just, it's, it's ridiculous
because like, that's all they do is they just
hit each other for the fun of it. Like, I mean,
they're collecting Pokemon cards right now, which
I'm like, okay, I can somewhat resonate because
I used to collect Pokemon cards once upon a time.
But again, it's yeah. Just kind of is what it
is. I guess you could always get them into reading.
Well, they do that. They do that a lot. So I'm
going to go back in time in order to go forward
in time. Okay. Back on August 12th of this year,
I remember us reporting on this because you just
rolled your eyes and I just laughed through reading
this whole thing, but I'm going to read it again.
And this ties into the current day story of what's
happening over at Skybound and Image. Skybound's
Transformers Worst Bot Ever. Meet Ballpoint.
Skybound announced the... Why would you do this
to me? I can't even finish the first sentence
without him groaning, folks. Skybound announced
the first book in a new series of original graphic
novels due in shops next July. So July 2025.
Credited to writer Brian Smitty -Smith. An artist,
Mars Jr., who has done Void Rivals covers and
stuff like that, the Decepticons are known for
being bad, but Ballpoint is truly the worst.
The biggest failure of them all. After the latest
attempt to take down the Autobots goes horribly
wrong, he's kicked out of the Decepticons for
good. Will Ballpoint be able to prove his worth
by defeating the Autobots all by himself? Or
will he keep failing and find that being the
best is more than meets the eye? Blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah. So the whole point of me bringing
this up is because I finally remember what the
hell the name of the Skybound thing is. This
inaugural offering in Skybound's Young Readers
line, Skybound Comet, so Skybound Comet is going
to be Skybound Entertainment's Young Readers
thing, is an integral... component of its overall
comics partnership with Hasbro. Other key components
include Skybound's new Energon Universe comic
book series, Void Rivals, two -time Eisner Award
-winning Transformers and G .I. Joe, the miniseries
Duke, Cobra Commander, Scarlet, and Destro, which
right now, G .I. Joe number one just came out.
I have read it. It is very good. Everyone go
check it out and all that good stuff. So the
reason why I told you that story to tell you
this one, folks. Skybound's Energon Universe
Free Convict Day 2025 special. Skybound announced
the upcoming special Energon Universe issue for
Free Convict Day May 3rd, 2025. Hey! Free Convict
Day is back in May again. It was in September
last year or something or other. Yes, excellent.
The biggest names in comics bring you the biggest
Free Comic Book Day release of the year with
its three all -new stories from the Energon universe
featuring G .I. Joe, Transformers, and Void Rivals,
a perfect jumping -on point for new readers with
huge revelations for longtime fans. Of note,
Transformers Worst Bot Ever is also listed for
Free Comic Book Day. It's coming out, but Free
Comic Book Day 2025. It's going to be fun. It's
going to be awesome. I can't wait. I have been
loving the Skybound stuff. Honestly, all of it.
Like, the only thing I did not like was the Destro
miniseries. So I'm syndicating Jesse Early, a
.k .a. Matrix Prime. I'm syndicating his show,
Another Comic Review, under the pull bag for
the older episodes that we've done. And since
we've already done the Destro miniseries and
the Scarlet miniseries for G .I. Joe, I am naming
those episodes Dismal Destro and Stunning Scarlet
because the Destro comic series is by far one
of the worst comics I've ever read. It is poorly
written. Completely poorly written. Oh, God.
And when I say poorly written, I don't just mean
the story is bad. I mean the writing, the way
it is written is bad. Like, it's like this person
doesn't, and I know this person does know English
because they're actually British, but that's
beside the point. I think they're British. I
don't remember. But the point is, is like, they
write things in a way that no character, you
wouldn't hear a character say it the way that
they've written it. It's crazy and stupid, and
apparently Destro's ancestors were the ancient
spirits of evil from Thundercats. You had to
be there, folks. It was freaking crazy. Well,
that's certainly interesting. Okay, so that's
what it reminds me of. So the whole point of
the five -issue miniseries for Destro, he keeps
going back to Scotland and he keeps going back
to this temple with his ancestors in the Himalayas
or whatever. I know Scotland is not in the Himalayas.
He keeps going back to this stupid mountain range
thing. And I'm like, okay. I know you're trying
to give us backstory here, but you're failing
upwards really badly. And, yeah, no, I'm... But
so far, G .I. Joe number one, interesting. It's
going to be interesting to see where they take
it from here. So you can check that out every,
almost every week, as long as there's a comic.
We do another comic review over with Jesse Early.
Sometimes we do it with Brian the Enemy and Flo
Merkley as well, usually on Transformers issues.
So we've got this month still to come. We've
got Transformers 14 that we'll be reviewing and
Void Rivals number 14. Once again, I think I'll
have to track down the trades for you, but I
think you would like at least try the first Void
Rivals trade. It's space with a little bit of
Transformers mixed in. Not much, but a little
bit. Very, very cool. But yeah, that's all I
got. Sounds good. So that's about all I have
as well. So thank you for tuning in to All Things
Transformers. I've been your host, Steve Megatron,
along with TFG1 Mike. And you can get a hold
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on there. And until next time, transform and
transcend on all things Transformers. Yes. I
wish to speak to my lawyer.
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