STUDIO 2009
The Columbo Files – S3 E6 – Mind Over Mayhem!

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Hey, hey, hey, it's Chaos Queen here, and you're
listening to the Geekcast Radio Network. Hey,
it's Mistress Carrie, and you are listening to
Studio 2009. You're not a very good liar. I got
nothing to hide. I suspected you ten minutes
after I met you. All right, Lieutenant, you win.
Murder. Murder. I've been dean of this academy
for over 20 years, and we have never had a situation
like this. Believe me, sir, I know you've done
your best. If a student fails, we consider it
our failure, not his. To be honest with you,
I was afraid of something like this. We've had
a lot of problems with him at home. Then you
do understand we consider it best that you withdraw
him? Yes, sir. I'm very sorry, Lieutenant. She
sits around the house and drools, never moves.
We love him, but a dog should do something, even
if he just barks now and then. Yes. Oh, Lieutenant,
it's for you. Yeah, Columbo. My wife and kids,
they're visiting my mother -in -law up in Fresno.
You don't suppose you could keep them for another
week? I'm sorry. He demoralizes the other students.
There is nothing wrong with your podcast player.
Do not attempt to adjust the volume. Hello and
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I'm, of course, T .F. Joe and Mike. Joining me
once again is that good old detective Dave Draper.
Hello, sir. How are you? Oh, hello. Hello? Hello?
Hello? Wait. Are we doing a bit, or can you not
hear me? No, I can hear you. We did have problems
at the beginning, so I'm like... Yes, well, you
know, that was Discord's issue, not ours. I blame
the technology. Stupid artificial bullshit. Today
we are continuing on our journey as we put our
trench coats back on and jump back in time with
Columbo. These are the Columbo files here inside
Studio 2009. As always, starting at the beginning,
going in order. Also, as always, we watch Columbo
on 2B .TV or 2BTV. We do now. We do now. Grumble,
grumble. Grumble, grumble. Today is Season 3,
Episode 6, and we are training our minds to overcome
the mayhem. And at the end of the last podcast,
folks, Dave completely missed my mobile armored
strike command joke. No, I got it. Okay. I just
indignify it. Like, there is more to life than
80s cartoons. I love you, Mike, but there's more
to life than 80s cartoons. Oh, there's really
not. No, no, there is. There is so much more.
Says the guy that has a whole basement filled
with 80s toys. And 90s and 2000s and 60s. Like,
dude, my collection spans decades. Uh -huh. I'm
sitting here looking at a bunch of stuff from
1993 because my Jurassic Park collection is right
here. Yep. Absolutely. I'm getting static from
my Warhammer situation. Why? It might be slightly
out of control, according to other people. I
can quit it whenever I want. Uh -oh. Just because
they released Angron, the World Eater, who's
the $400 figure in the... Oh, my God. It's gorgeous.
It's a scale. Like, he's actually huge. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. That's what I love about Warhammer
is, like, the scale is 118, but almost every
character is, like, you know, huge. Yeah. When
they do a human character, he's tiny. And then
you do Angron, and he's, like, he's giving He
-Man a run for his money. Yeah, exactly. Love
it. So Mind Over Mayhem, episode six of season
three. No, no, it's fine. My screen went black
and I don't know where the mute button is. I'm
so sorry. Uh -oh. I can cut it out. I didn't
know where that was on Skype. Yeah, unfortunately,
as of May 5th, 2025, Skype is completely dead.
We could be doing these on Skype right now. No,
we can't. It's March. No, we can't. March is
before May. Have to wean off of teat because
we will still get used to it. And then when they
really do take it away from us. I get it. That
is actually very wise. Yeah, exactly. I still
have the program on my computer, but I uninstalled
it off my phone. I removed it from my taskbar
on my computer, but it is still installed on
my computer. But I needed to... Uh -uh. Nope.
You don't have to justify it. I get it. I was
just saying a thing. Can't have the temptation
in front of me. For some reason, when we're doing
this through Discord, my computer goes, okay,
you're not doing anything. Because it didn't
do that with Skype. It shuts down, so I had to
get the whole thing back up again. By then, I'd
already coughed. Oh, God, now I'm looking at
these horrible... Discord. They're not that bad.
They're noxious. Oh, boy. All right. Mind over
mayhem. Dr. Howard Nicholson, played by Lou Aries?
What? No. The kid wasn't Jose Ferrer. The dad
was Jose Ferrer. I didn't say anything about
Jose Ferrer. I said I was reading the description
here. I got confused. Yeah. Dr. Howard Nicholson,
played by Lou Aries, threatens to expose Neil
Cahill, played by Robert Walker Jr., for plagiarizing
his paper from recently deceased scientist Neil's
father. What? There was a comma there, because
the deceased scientist was not Neil's father.
Yes, Neal's father, Dr. Marshall Cahill, played
by Jose Ferrer, director of high -tech Pentagon
think tank, kills Neal Ferrer to protect his
son's reputation. Oh, boy. This feels very Bobby
Fischer to me. Okay. And I know Bobby Fischer
happened way after this. I think. I think it
did. I'm surprised you didn't say that in the
chess episode. Okay, but the robot, because the
robot is doing stuff in this episode, that's
why specifically. Oh, playing against Deep Blue?
Yeah. Your references are hurting my brain. Yes.
The whole thing is that the kid, I don't remember
anybody's name. And I remember Jose Ferrer because
he's Mel Ferrer's dad. But the dad is a brilliant
scientist who works at this think tank, and they
plot out World War III on a daily basis. Sounds
like fun. And his son is not as smart, and he
was working with this other scientist who came
up with this brilliant theory but then never
published it and died shortly thereafter. So
the son plagiarizes the theory and gets Scientist
of the Year Award or something like that. And
then it turns out that he's seeing a therapist
who's kind of an attractive young woman or attractive
woman who is married to another scientist at
the facility who's played by the guy whose name
I didn't recognize and got confused. And so she
tells her husband about the plagiarism, which
actually is a violation of confidentiality. We
won't worry about that. And he confronts the
dad. He says, your son did not earn that award.
He plagiarized it and I looked into it. So the
dad comes up with a scheme to kill the older
guy because the doctor can't testify. She can't
testify against her client. Because of doctor
-patient confidentiality. Yeah, that's got some
weird loopholes and boundaries. It's complicated.
But point being... So at the Institute, because
even though they war game World War III, there's
other stuff they do. There's a kid genius named
Steven Spielberg. That was so stupid. Steven
Spielberg, but they pronounce it like weird.
Yeah, it was so stupid. Who basically has pre
-created, because Forbidden Planet, of course,
takes place in the future, Robbie the Robot during
his Davros phase. Because he doesn't have legs.
He's rolling around on a little wheelchair thing.
It's Robbie the freaking robot. Yep. And Robbie
can do whatever the kid programs him to do. And
the father, Jose Ferrer, also knows how to program
the robot. He programs the... Okay. He programs
the robot to run the war game simulation that
Jose Ferrer is supposed to be running at night.
And he goes out and he hits the scientist guy
with his car, kills him, and carries him back
into the house. Make it look like a, I don't
know, a hit and run inside the house? Well, yeah,
that was the weird part. This part I got fuzzy
on. I must not have been paying attention. Yeah,
that was the weird part. It was like he ran him
down, put him back in the house. This whole episode
was strange. You want to talk about a criminal
who really want to get caught. This is a guy
who wanted to get caught because like everything
he did seem to be the, in the book, I'm going
to be a criminal for nominees kind of, but like,
you know, how to be a criminal. I mean, to be
fair, he's not a criminal. He's a, okay. He is,
but like, that's, that's not his profession.
Like, right. But I'm saying like, He does all
this. You know, we talked about in the last episode
how the Jack Cassidy of Greenleaf. Yeah, he basically
dares him to. Yeah, exactly. And everything else.
Where this guy is like, huh, I'm going to do
all this stuff. I'm going to. remember to do
this, but I'm going to forget to do this. I'm
going to remember to check this, but I'm going
to... He completely leaves the car with the front
end damage from hitting the guy. He does a thing
later where he backs into that car. He uses another
car from the Institute, so he does a thing later
where he pulls out his car and backs into it.
He works for that. Yeah, I don't know. And to
be fair, he did not anticipate that Columbo would
ever find out about Spellberg and the robot.
Because they weren't in any way related per se
to the crime. I don't remember how Columbo ends
up with the kid. Columbo ends up with the kid
because he goes in and he has a question for
the kid. He wants to... Because part of the alibi
or part of the situation is that he gets this
other guy to lead the Institute who's the mechanic,
which is how he gets access to the cars. The
mechanic to lead for the night because he takes
Stephen, who's a kid, to the movies because Stephen
never gets to go to the movies because he's a
genius kid who nobody treats like a kid. So that
was the whole thing is he wanted to establish
the alibi of the mechanic, the pool guy, carpool
guy. And then Steven mentions that he's got a
robot. He doesn't actually mention it's a robot
until it comes out and almost murders Columbo,
but it does almost murder that dog. I got real
uncomfortable. There's a funny thing about Columbo's
dog needs attention and affection. He leaves
the dog with the kid and the robot is walking
the dog, but the leash is too short. You're lucky
PETA wasn't a thing back then. And I'm sorry
to say this, but that dog, oh my god. Again,
tell me you've never owned a basset hound without
telling me you've never owned a basset hound.
Those things are needy. I understand. My aunt
and uncle and cousins had a bunch of basset hounds,
and I know they are needy, but man, the... barking
on that dog in this episode when he was in the
car. I'm just going to be right here. I'm going
to talk to this man for a little while. Excuse
me. Can you help me? Can you help me? I'm only
allowed to work on Institute cars. Oh, I don't
want you to work on my car. She's running beautiful.
I'm Lieutenant Colombo. I'm from the LAPD. Oh,
you investigating the Nicholson murder? Did you
know Professor Nicholson? Just to say hello to.
He kept pretty much to himself. Are you in charge
of all these cars here? Yeah, we're testing them.
They've all been converted to natural gas as
part of an environmental experiment. Does everybody
at the Institute drive these cars? Yeah, that's
right. I'm not going anywhere. Uh, what happened
to this one? Oh, just a little front end damage.
I rolled out the dents. Give me a break, would
you please? Boy, that talks. There were people
and they weren't talking to him. What got me
was he wasn't house -trained after a year. Because
this is season three, and he got in the first
episode of season two. Yeah, exactly. I know
you're a homicide detective, Columbo. I know
you don't have a lot of time to do stuff, but
come on. We've already established that he's
got at least one kid and a wife. They could step
up. Taking the dog out to pee isn't a male responsibility,
even back in the day. Yeah, I know. And to be
fair, assets are allegedly very difficult to
house train. I think that very quickly. Supposedly,
they're one of the breeds that's very difficult
to house train. A year? Columbo's part of the
episode opens with him at a school. And the headmaster's
telling them, we're going to have to expel them.
They're not learning. And you think his kid's
getting kicked out of school. And, of course,
it turns out to be the dog. It's the dog. Favorite
line. I'm sorry, but the favorite line is, his
dog is demoralizing the other students. Demoralizing
the others. Great line. Oh, damn dog. This is
the one where Columbo says at the end, I knew
it was you within the first three minutes. The
whole thing is the murder victim had a pipe which
got crushed by the car. And he had a pipe for
every day. It's one of those weird things. I
haven't known a lot of people who smoke pipes,
but I don't remember them having a pipe for every
day. And then the wife doesn't smoke. And whoever
had killed him had lit up a cigar. So he was
looking for a cigar smoker. Because you could
tell by the match. When you light up a cigar,
you use the match for much longer than you do
for a cigarette. Yep, yep, yep. Absolutely. Oh,
yeah. Oh, no. We can't talk about the Cubans.
Oh, no. You can't. It's illegal. To this day,
Cuban cigars are illegal, I believe. Yep. Absolutely.
And when he offers them to Columbo, Is it one
or two in there? Is it just one? I know Columbo
just takes one, but it looks like there's more.
I think he just offers one. And then at the end,
Columbo gives it back to him. Yep. Yep. Absolutely.
This one was... This one had a lot of misdirection
in it, I would say. Even though, and this is
one that actually has Columbo's, I think this
has him saying it isn't, it wasn't who did it.
It's how he did it. Yeah. Which is usually what
we say. It's not, you know, like it's a how.
He said the quiet part out loud. Yeah. This is
the one where he's using his tape recorder in
this instead of his notepad. I mean, he's using
his notepad, too, but he's losing his notepad
half the time. He always loses his notepad. He
always loses his pencil. Yeah. This thing is
combo. So I thought it was cool that he was using
a tape recorder. I thought that was interesting.
What's his name? Not Nicholson. The young guy.
The kids, not the... The son? Yes, what's the
son's name? I have no idea, I just call him the
son. Yeah, the young guy with the hair, with
the tall, whatever. Yeah, the son. Yeah, the
plagiarist. Like, kind of reminds me of the other
guy. The guy that lost it on the tram. Scotty
McDowell? Yeah, a little bit. Not because of
how he sounds or how he looks or anything, but
just how he acts. Like, it wasn't me. I didn't
do it. Why are you framing me? Like, just that
kind of character. Okay, I've been waiting to
get to that part because this one is interesting
because at the end, Columbo literally forces
a confession out of the dad. He admits he frames
the son for the murder. Yes, he does, yes. And
the son gets dragged off in chains, but you're
always like, well, you ever see him get arrested
and dragged off in chains? He gets dragged off,
and the father actually hesitates for a minute.
He's actually thinking about, do I let my son
go down, or do I, you know? He does eventually
very quickly confess. Yes. which has a great
line, you're a strange man, I didn't know how
it was going to go. How do you feel about that?
I've seen it done this way in plenty of police
procedurals in the future. What I mean by that
is 1980 forward kind of thing where plots have
done this thing of let's, you know, try to scam
the actual criminal. I've seen them put pressure
on another person. I've seen them arrest another
person. Or maybe I have. I don't... Yeah, I've
seen them... It's to put pressure on the person
that they really want to arrest. It's like...
okay, so if you're not going to confess, then
we have evidence that implicates your son, so
we are going to arrest him. And blah, blah, blah.
The whole thing is like, oh, it's not even about
the plagiarism. You were having an affair with
the other guy's wife. Here is this hotel manager,
and that is all bull crap. Yep, it's all bull
crap. So, again, We're in 2025 and this was 1974.
Right. Morals have changed. Yes. Particularly
when it comes to police and how they're supposed
to operate. Yes. Yes, they have. I think an audience
in 74 would have been less bothered. Particularly
by the fact that he brought out a fake witness.
To just completely concoct a lie. Because it
would never have held up in court. No, and that's
not... But see, here's the thing why with me,
it didn't bother me because it's not supposed
to. It's not... The fact that they brought out
a fake... It's essentially a full lie to the...
What's it? What's his stupid name? Yeah. To Cahill.
It's Cahill Sr. To the father, it's a full lie
to him. It is a full on charade for him to eventually
confess. It's putting his son in danger of being
arrested for a crime that the son didn't commit,
that the father committed. The police arrested.
Yeah, okay, yes, but Columbo literally says,
well, we'll get him out after the confession,
we'll get him out within an hour. Within an hour!
Yeah, exactly. But it's one of those things where
I've heard stories from actual police officers
that say there is nothing against a police officer
lying to a suspect. I've heard that too. There's
nothing against the rules of the police department
saying that a police officer cannot lie to a
suspect to get a confession. This was a little
overboard on that. I agree with that. But this
is fiction. Yeah, but it's extreme. Posey mysteries.
But you've got police malfeasance. And it's not
just any cop doing it. It's not like Jerry Orbach
in Law and Order, originally established as being
a little bit shady. It's Columbo. It's lovable
Columbo arresting and booking the wrong guy on
faked evidence. I mean, it's one thing, yeah,
if you're in the, like, because one of my favorite
TV shows is Homicide. And there's a fantastic
episode where, like, a documentarian is filming
everybody. And Andre Brauer gives this great
speech about how the box is his place and all
the stuff that he can do whatever he wants in
the box. He'll sell you something you don't need,
which is a lifetime in prison. And yeah, okay,
if you're in the box and you're telling him,
okay, this guy, if you've got two suspects and
you go in the box and you say, this guy talked,
he ragged you out. Okay, yeah, you're lying.
You arrest a guy and take him downtown and it'll
be an hour before he's a free man again. Based
on... It's not just your lying. You've hired
a guy. You brought in a guy to lie. Like... I
don't know. I am uncomfortable with my beloved
goofy trench coat wearing Basset Hound love in...
I... It's a little too far in the gray area for
me. Because it's Columbo. Not because it's a
policeman. Right, right, right. But because it
is Columbo. Because it is Columbo, yeah. Han
shooting Greedo under the table, I can accept.
Because obviously, even though the threat was
legit and imminent, Greedo says, I'm going to
kill you. And you don't need to have him shoot.
It's clear that Greedo's... But if Han just walked
up to a guy in the middle of nowhere and shot
him in the back of the head, that would be a
different vibe. I think... Maybe it's that I
have different rules for different characters
in different situations, but it bothers me a
little that he did that. I think it doesn't bother
me because of the way that He had to catch this
criminal. And like he said, even though an hour
is a long time, but he is going to do the right
thing. He is going to release the son because
he, he already knew that the son didn't do it.
Obviously it was just, you, it's kind of like
how you have to. Like breaking a few eggs. Is
that what you're saying? No, I didn't want to
say that, but. Yeah, a little bit. But other
shows will do the thing of. But my point is there
are other shows, there are other characters.
Like I said, Barry Orbach in On Order is sketchy.
Like the very first episode, he's sketchy, and
then they never went back to that. I understand
that. But Columbo had to be this sketchy for
this character. Do I think he is this sketchy
going forward? No. Do I think he's still the
lovable detective that we know and love? Absolutely.
I don't think this one case has changed him completely.
Like, it's not an end -all be -all for me for
this. I think because of the way that the way
the criminal was, how he had to do it to catch
him. You couldn't just put this guy in a room
and have him sweated out. You had to threaten
him with putting his son in jail. I get what
you're saying. To me, it's more like, but he
didn't threaten. The threat went a little further
than I'm comfortable with. If he'd been having
a conversation with the dad and said, your son
was probably having an affair. I talked to a
guy at the hotel. We're going to arrest him.
Then the dad says, okay, I can't take that risk.
That's one thing. Have cops haul him off? Again,
It's not necessarily the hour itself intrinsically
that I have an issue with. It's the fact that
that implies that he was booked. He was put in
jail. He went through the system based on a lie.
That was a little too far, in my opinion. But
I think when Columbo says that he'll be released
within the hour, I think that also means that...
all charges will be dropped or all charges will
be erased. Oh, yeah. I would assume. I would
hope. And again, like, you know, the dad probably,
honestly, if the dad was a little smarter for
being a genius, he would have known that his
son, well, first of all, he knows for a fact
his son didn't do it. I think he might have believed
the affair thing, actually, even though that
would probably fabricate it, too. But it's just
like, Well, he says, I can't take the risk. You're
a strange man. Look, man. I like Dirty Harry
as much as the next guy. But Columbo's not Dirty
Harry. I get it. Columbo's not Dirty Harry. I
understand. I don't want Jessica Fletcher planting
evidence to catch the bad guys. I mean, I get
a little twitchy. And yeah, I think this is the
only time in the whole run that something like
this happens. So, you know. It is what it is.
And he even mentions, like, there's an earlier
line about the robot that you can't sweat him
out under the lights, you can't take him behind
in the back room and beat him with a rubber hose.
I mean, the police behavior was... Things were
more acceptable in the 70s than they are now.
Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy, folks. It's just so crazy.
It... It really, really is. It's just one of
those things. Anything else on this episode,
Mind Over Mayhem? I think this one we almost
got a full one more thing, sir, one more thing,
but it wasn't quite that. Yeah, it wasn't quite
that. It was a prototypical one. Yep. What are
you going to rate this one? I mean, there's a
lot of fun stuff for me, like Robbie the Robot
and a random character named Steven Spielberg.
And the dog's in it a lot. I'm going to give
it a 3 .5, because the more I focus on the ending,
the more it bothers me. It's a good episode.
There's a lot of fun stuff. I like how he figured
it out. I just don't like how he got to get the
confession at the end. Okay. Yeah, I'm right
there with you. 3 .5. So, absolutely, absolutely.
Uh, folks, before we send it to a quick podcast
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in the studio soon. Excuse me. Just one more
thing. Dude, I would this is the only thing I
would be more excited to do than a fucking Columbo.
I love this show. You know, there's a, there's
an episode with a, what's his name? Robin Williams.
Oh, really? Yeah. Cool. He's friends with Barry.
Barry Levinson was a producer. I can't remember.
No more. We have to stop. Yeah, I mean, I'm down.
It's fine. This thing got eclipsed because, like,
then they went on, the same people went on when
they did Oz, and then they did The Wire, which
everybody remembers. They're like, yeah, this
is, hell yeah. One of the things you need. We're
closed. Where's the wedding ring? You got to
check with the cops. Well, it was a gold wedding
ring. It looked like this. We had to make together.
All personal effects and clothes of the victim
were taken. No one told me this. You should have
been told. No one tells me anything. They don't
tell me anything. Where's your ring? My wife's
wedding ring. Oh, a personal car. He was taking
his evidence. Her ring is safe. Oh. Now, who
gave you permission to take her clothes? She's
lying down there in that damn room with no clothes.
You don't know Catherine. She's very unpopular,
and she wasn't very much at ease with her body.
I don't understand how you feel. You know, you've
got her lying down there in that damn morgue.
In a plastic bag with no clothes. Now, I want
her out of the plastic bag. I want her clothes
back. And I want you to have someone there to
protect her. You keep leaving it there alone.
Excuse me, Mr. Ellison. Who I first heard of
once my little ass was Edo. Was he... He's Giardello's
son. Very cool, very cool. God damn it. Got me
all excited again, you fucker. What? We're going
to do it. I just have to buy the thing. Yeah,
but I'm excited now. Sorry. I got something to
live for, you fuck. You have no idea. You lose
the fuck out of me. This is one of my top favorite
TV shows of all time. I've never had anyone to
talk to about it. Hey, cool. I think trying to
talk to Jason about homicide goes over. Unless
you're going to tell him. At least you're going
to tell him how you're going to kill him. Now,
was there another Gordon Pratt in your class?
You flunked math? You never got a diploma? Yeah,
this is funny. You never even graduated. I had
nothing left to learn. What's this? It's Greek
to me. It is. It's in the original Greek. Is
that right? Yeah. Read me something out of this.
You wouldn't understand it anyway. No, just a
small passage. I've never heard the lovely original
Greek spoken before. I might hear it. You can't,
can you? Would you like me to translate? Roughly,
he's talking about how the individual is corrupted
by his company. Let me show you what the Jesuits
taught me. What I say is right or just means
nothing but what is of interest to the stronger
party. You're a fake. You're a fake. You shot
those cops, then you're good. I'm just going
to put that there. We are going to... What are
we going to do? Figure out where they put that,
because I don't like that. I hate how when you
go to add something that you're looking to buy
on Google Chrome now, oh, we're going to add
it to your shopping list. Don't make a separate
shopping list tab for me. That's not what I want
in my favorites. Let me do it the way I want
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