Talking in Circles
Superhero Draft

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You know something, Bert? What? I think you and
I are going in circles. It feels like we're going
in circles. The circle is now complete. When
I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the
master. Because it's a circle. Yeah, we heard
about the circle. Yeah, that's what I believe
it shapes. This is Greg. This is Chuck. And this
is Dan. And we are Talking in Circles brought
to you by the GeekCast Radio Network, the podcast
where the cats in the cradle and the several
spoon are all banned and they know what they
did. Welcome to episode 16. This episode, we
will be doing a new little bit of an idea here
inspired by the up. Coming NFL draft and we're
gonna not draft NFL players, but we're gonna
do a superhero draft and before we get to that
though How's the week been going for you guys?
pretty good spent last weekend kind of Fixing
up the lawnmowers and stuff kind of getting ready
for all that nonsense But I had something kind
of funny happen. I needed it an air filter for
the riding lawnmower so I went to Sears and I
have a part number written down that I looked
up online and everything and The guy comes over
to help me and I tell him what I need and everything
and I have this number here. So he picks one
off the shelf and he's like, well, the number
doesn't match exactly. It's pretty close, though.
Like if you want to try it, if you want to give
it a chance. Like, no, I don't think I want to
do that. This one's for a tank, you know. This
one's for a Jaeger. Yeah. You know, it's diesel
gasoline. It's not necessarily like regular gasoline,
but it should be fine, right? They're close enough.
I like roll my eyes in my head. So I'm like,
whatever. I kind of like argued with the guy
back and forth a little bit. And he's telling
me I need to bring the old one in. And I'm like,
I have the part number right here, you know.
So he kind of walks away literally. Took me three
seconds. I found the right one. Like, you know,
I don't even work here and I found this easier
than you. Unbelievable. Wow. So that was that
was my weekend. How about yourself, Greg? How's
things going? Trying to figure out something
that I did that was interesting. But Sunday,
I just read a book. I read an entire book in
one day. Wow. Was it a good book, at least? It
was all right. What did you read? I was pumps
It was kind of close to that kind of it was called
a ripper interesting. It's not about Jesse and
the Rippers by the way That'd be awesome. Not
about a fart No, it's not about a fart. Yeah.
Hey Dan. Yeah, how's your week coming? It's going
well Greg I Didn't want you to just introduce
yourself. I felt like it was a little I felt
bad for you. I'm like, oh I could have said,
how's your week going, Dan? I didn't know I was
supposed to throw it in there. Appreciate it,
Greg. I appreciate it looking out for me. Someone's
got to, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, the weather's
here has been kind of crazy. We've had like nonstop
rain the last few days, so much so, like I mentioned
to you guys earlier before the record, Baltimore
is doing its best grant an impersonation by opening
up sinkholes everywhere. And there's this great
video online of just one road existing where
you have all these parked cars and suddenly it
just Sinks into the ground and all like 10 15
cars go into this gigantic sinkhole kind of crazy
roads were shut down all over the place and It's
funny because I was getting like flash flood
warnings on my phone at work. I'm like, yeah,
whatever those always You know, you always get
those warnings doesn't mean anything. Well this
time it did a lot of flooding It was not very
fun drive home. But uh, besides that I'm now
home safe and dry. So that's exciting They're
gonna do the same thing that they do in they
did in Archibald and just make a giant pothole
a park Yeah The only place in the world where
a pothole is a tourist attraction I was gonna
say when you we all like don't believe those
flash flood warnings But I could just picture
you like floating down the stream like in a current
like yeah, that doesn't mean anything Well, we'll
write it out. Besides that, like I mentioned,
upcoming this, if you're a sports fan, if you're
not a sports fan, you may be aware that the NFL
draft is coming up this Thursday. And for those
that aren't aware, basically, that's when all
the NFL teams just pick out college players to
who will most likely go on and disappoint them
in years to come, especially if you're just fan.
But. What we're doing in inspiration of that
draft is we're kind of having our own draft I
took this idea the land podcast us is a good
amount with like they did some of the action
stars but we're gonna do with superheroes and
what we're gonna be doing is We're gonna be playing
the role of GM. I guess maybe not GM, but uh,
I don't know taskmaster What would you call a
leader of a team? We are the Charles Xavier's
of this round picking out our team and the idea
here is a cross nurse There yeah, we're playing
we're playing the role of Kevin Costner An idea
here too is not to draft the most powerful team.
We're not gonna come back one -on -one or something
like that That's a little bit too boring because
we're just gonna draft like Silver Surfer and
Thanos and all those characters the idea here
is to have the most effective and interesting
team some of us will have like Reasoning behind
our draft picks so similar to like you think
of a football player when you draft a player
You not just drop that player because he's talented
But because he fits into the system that you're
trying to build same thing here We're all kind
of trying to build our own comic So each pick
is gonna try to fit into what we're thinking
and at the end we will also pick who we feel
will write our comic Who will draw it and give
you a little spiel of what we think will make
our comic great? And then we're going to give
you the opportunity to vote to see who actually
won the draft. Still figure out how that's going
to work, but I'll probably have a poll either
on geekcastreato .com or you can comment or update
our Facebook or Twitter information or email
us and we'll go over that at the end of the show.
But before we get to all that, anything else
you guys wanted to mention before we get this
thing on the road? We can draft Adrian Peterson,
right? If you want to I'm sure there's some NFL
comic book out there right counts right cuz he
won the badass bracket So I'm pretty sure he
counts would you ever read the like NFL superhero
from the 90s comic? It was pretty awful. I saw
something about it. I know it is awful. That's
all I've heard I used to have one of them. I
think it was called a Super Pro or something
like that. Yeah. Yeah NFL Super Pro. Yeah, it
was it was kind of a stunt by Marvel and the
NFL to kind of team up and sell stuff. But yeah,
it was pretty awful. Like you said, yeah And
hopefully our comics will be the opposite of
that and hopefully this will actually come true
And you know, these will be on your shelves shortly.
My guess is not but we can dream So we we decided
a drought order before we did some coin tosses
and based upon record Greg is gonna go first
Chuck will go second and then I will go last.
We're kind of doing it like fantasy football
draft style so it's like a snake draft so I pick
last in the first round but then I'll pick first
in the second round and then vice versa so we'll
go back and forth so it'll be a little bit interesting
that way. I'm just gonna quickly go down the
rules of this draft because without rules there's
only air in our case. So we do have to have some
rules. All superhero comic characters are eligible
including alternate versions of characters. So
if you if you listen to our famous comic book
story podcast last week, you heard that we love
alternate storylines and those characters are
eligible. However, once you select a character,
even if it's the alternate version, that character
is off the board. So if I take Cyclops from Age
of Apocalypse, Well, Cyclops can't be selected
from anyone. So that's one way to get around
that. We will have five rounds, kind of thinking
in line of the five original X -Men. And like
I mentioned, the idea here is to make the most
effective comic, not the most powerful team.
And I think that's pretty much it inside of rules.
All characters are eligible. So that means Marvel,
DC, whatever. We're focusing on heroes here.
So we won't be going over. We won't be selecting
a villain team. That might be something we do.
Another day, maybe. I don't know. I think that's
good enough. I think we can get this thing underway.
All right, Greg, who are you selecting for your
first pick? I have a little bit of a story kind
of lead up to my first draft pick, so if everybody
would humor me. I'm walking with purpose through
Greenwich Village, New York. There are many people
out enjoying the nice sunny day. I am not out
on a leisurely stroll. I'm on a mission. My head
turns back and forth in a desperate search. Finally
it appears out of a strange mist that had no
purpose on such a fine day. It was a three -story
tall townhouse with ornate oriental design. I
approach the door and take a mental note of the
house number. 1777A. This is where I need to
be. I knock sharply on the door which is immediately
answered by a small Asian man in bright green
robes. His head cleanly shaven except for the
tail of hair draped over his shoulder. In a curt
but still agreeable tone, he asks, can I help
you? I answer, I seek the aid of Dr. Stephen
Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme. The man looks
at me like he is searching every pore on my face
for some hint of deception. Before he answers,
a pleasing voice calls out from the shadows behind
him. Let him in, Wong. I believe I can be of
some help to the young man. I step in past the
doorman, Wong, and wait for him to lead me up
an ornate set of steps. Banisters are carved
of wood and shaped like Chinese dragons. As I
place my hand upon it, it seems to move, and
it is unnaturally cold. The odd sensation makes
me snap my hand back. Wong notices the occurrence
and smiles, seemingly taking pleasure in my discomfort.
At the top of the stairs, the peculiar Asian
man gestures to a door just mere feet away. How
Dr. Strange's voice could have made it downstairs
and through this closed door was beyond me. And
so I pushed it to the back of my mind. I grabbed
hold of the doorknob and twisted. The door swung
open easily, but groaned on its hinges. I stepped
inside and there he was. Dr. Strange sitting
cross -legged in a room full of books and lit
candles, startlingly all floating over a foot
in the air. Even more perplexing was the full
moon in the round window. The window was two
curved slashes vertical and two horizontal. I
swear to heaven I arrived on a sunny summer afternoon.
My thoughts were soon interrupted by the good
doctor. Wong, would you get some tea while I
attend to our guest? The bald -headed man nodded
and closed the door as he left. Now, Mr. Bepler,
what can I do for you? I need your assistance
in a world -shattering matter, but I'm afraid
there are ears everywhere. I assure you, you
are quite safe in the sanctum sanctorum. I'm
sorry, that won't do, I responded softly. Fine,
would it appease you if you whispered in my ear
with the information? I nodded and casually approached,
being careful to weave in between the floating
books and candles. I came to stand next to the
oddly attired man. I reached into my pocket and
took out a small white envelope and gave it to
the doctor. I'd been at the waist and as quietly
as I could I whispered my mission into the mystic
man's ears. While I did that, he undid the envelope
and peered in at its contents. As I neared the
end of my conspiratorial whisperings, the doctor
smiled and said, Yes, I believe I can help you
with that matter. If you'll excuse me, I'll get
on it right away. I stepped away and towards
the door. But before I left, I looked back towards
the doctor to thank him. But stop short. Seeing
Doctor Strange with his eyelids tightly closed
and his mouth mutely saying words I couldn't
decipher. The flames went out on the candles.
They and the books fall to the ground. Everything
was dark except for the moonlit cast Doctor Strange
in a circle of light. A blue glow danced around
him and then suddenly a ghost appeared from the
glow. The ghost looked surprisingly like the
Doctor himself. It even sounded like him. A pity.
Here comes Wong with the tea now with that it
floated off through the ceiling And knock at
the door and in wanders Wong with a silver tray
holding tea first draft choice Dr. Stephen Stephen
strange. It'd be really funny if it wasn't him
after all that Wong First draft choice Jubilee
Now a little bit intimidated because that's not
at all what I did. So impressive, Greg. I'm not
going to lie. I'm very impressed. Thank you.
Four pages in an hour. Nice. Nicely done. So
with his first draft choice, Greg takes Dr. Stephen
Strange. Chuck, you're now on the clock. Well,
I don't have any sort of a four page intro or
anything like that. I'm waiting for like the
NFL draft now that they have to do that every
time The reason we chose this guy was because
we walked up to his house It would actually be
Mel Kuyper just lead it reading every guy's life
history On Tuesdays he prefers to watch girl
more girl. It's like stop. Why do you know so
much Mel Kuyper? Anyways, it trucks hard interrupt
Well, I don't want to reveal anything about my
sort of plans yet. Maybe I'll try to leave that
for later. So I'll just go ahead and make my
pick and my first round selection is blink. Damn
it. Oh, oh, oh, jerk. It's like San Diego picking
Eli over again. Wow. I was not expecting that
at all today. Stealier. One of your characters
you may have you may have Wow, I was not about
that. No, it's fair game fair game I'm gonna
play like a Patriots here and not in similar
to Chuck and not give a lot of information But
I do have an idea of where I'm going with my
team a little bit different after reading two
graphic novels this past weekend the siege and
fear itself in their big stories that kind of
had this idea that go to do something completely
different. So I figure I didn't think this guy
would be available. So I was like going a different
direction, but I think I'm going to go with it.
And if you're going to start an NFL team, you
need a good quarterback, you need a good leader.
And I think the same thing for any comic book
team. And you can't get a better leader than
Captain America. Right. So that's my first draft
choice. Excellent choice. Excellent choice. Hopefully
I did not I did not steal anyone's choices. We
should mention we are allowing trade so that
might happen, you know I just realized too. I
forgot to mention it in case anyone doesn't know
who blink is. She's from the marvel universe
She's capable of teleporting vast distances all
over the planet She opens up these little portals
and so that's kind of just a little brief background
if you're not familiar with blink very nice For
my second trap choice because now we're in round
two So this is round two, pick one. I am again
on the clock. So a little bit of a different
thinking here when you have back to back draft
picks, you kind of have to think ahead a little
bit of characters you may want, but may not be
ready, maybe not to be available down down the
line. So. This is one I'm not sure if it's going
to be available or not. So I think I'm going
to pick this character now. It's maybe not one
you guys would expect I would pick, because it's
not one I talk about. I'm sure if TFG1 Mike listens,
he'll be happy that I'm picking this character,
because he cannot stop talking about it. And
that is Nightwing from DC. Ooh, nice choice.
Very street level team so far, Dan. Well, we'll
be talking about that very shortly. I'm just
picking up on things. Picking up. You're picking
up what I'm putting down? Well stop doing that
That's how that's how the Patriots got like almost
you know, I got lost draft choices doing that
spy work anyways So Chuck you are now on the
clock. Who are you going with your second choice?
Who? Tough pick there's a lot of strategy here
because thinking that someone else is gonna take
one of your picks one of your characters May
cause you to select them earlier than you want
to, you know, stuff like that. You kind of want
to save ones that you know nobody's going to
pick, maybe to the last, stuff like that. So
I have a couple I could go with here, but I think
for my second selection in my second round of
the 2014 superhero draft, I am going to go with
Rogue of the X -Men from Marvel Comics. Interesting.
You going with regular Rogue from 616? Regular
regular six one six rogue. I just like hang out
with your team just for a little bit, you know
Number sorry Greg. It's my team Anyone was gonna
go with all females. I probably would have picked
Greg But anyways, so Greg for the last pick of
the second round who you going with you are now
on the clock Well, dr. Stephen strange is Astral
projection appears in the halls of Utopia, the
island, mutant island of Utopia. He appears next
to a blonde -haired woman who is dressed scantily
clad and he asks Emma Frost to join the team.
Emma Frost, we should probably explain like Chuck
did with Blink, but Emma Frost is a telepath
and she can also use a diamond form, but in diamond
form she cannot use her telepathy. All right,
and she former member of I guess she's still
member of the X -Men former villain turned good
Well, she's kind of bad again at this point,
but I kind of went back to where she's on Utopia
and still good and for the most part. We're now
in the third round You're now again on the clock.
So who's the number one pick for the third round
of this draft? See here. Well, he's in the the
X -Men complex. He wanders down a hall And through
a door. And there he finds a blue -haired gentleman
who smells just a tiny bit like sulfur. And that
gentleman who came from the Munich circus is
the incredible nightcrawler. Mother! Seriously
didn't think anybody was gonna get screwed over
in this because there's so many options. I didn't
know either like I'll give a little bit of a
secret to my draft I'm like, oh, I'll get blink.
Oh, well, if she's not there. I'll get nightcrawler
All right. Well, I could write you a third option.
I have a few ideas. Well, we'll see how this
goes All right, Chuck. You're again on the clock
on the clock third round for me Well, I'm still
using this strategy I'm thinking Thinking I still
have a couple of characters that nobody's gonna
pick but as Dan has demonstrated, you know, that's
That's kind of dangerous That's some thin ice
to tread on but uh, I believe with my third selection.
I am going to pick storm from the x -men regular
616 storm Mike she's looking Chuck is the mistress
of the elements. She controls all the weather,
temperature, gradients, pressure systems. She
can create any super storm or tornadoes, hurricanes,
anything like that. And even to the precise scale
that she can control the air in someone's lungs.
So she's sometimes considered an Omega level
mutant. So she's extremely powerful. And I think
a great addition to my team in this third round.
All right, so again kind of sticking with my
theme here I'm going I'm going back -to -back
choices and so we're last pick around through
we're kind of going through this a little bit
quickly We're a lot quicker than the actual NFL
draft. So for the draft we still be in the first
pick right now Yeah, really? Sticking with kind
of my street level theme. I Want to go I feel
like I haven't picked a girl yet and it's all
it's all been guys So I mean it can't be a sausage
fest comic. That's never fun And this character
I'm going with is, again, one you're pretty familiar
with right now, and that is Black Widow. For
those that aren't aware, she's obviously in Captain
America, the Winter Soldier played by Scarlet
Johansson. She, again, is a spy who has worked
with S .H .I .E .L .D. She's worked with other
countries. She has no super power. She's really
just a special agent. The only thing that she
has is her Widow Kiss that's kind of like a stinger,
like a shock kind of thing she uses on occasion.
So that's my... third choice for the third round
and now we're moving to the fourth round with
my first choice for this round again i gotta
think ahead here because i won't be picking again
until the last pick so it's a kind of hard i
gotta kind of revamp my thought process here
because i thought i would have certain characters
here and i don't so But I think I'm gonna go
with this one just because it's a character I
really enjoy and again it goes with my theme
and I'll get into my theme later and That is
again a lead character is a great leader great
fighting skills very intelligent I think a team
needs an intelligent person in order to you know
figure out things and Get you through all those
tough tasks and this is a person that kind of
has a little bit of all skills He rules a country.
He is Black Panther. Very nice. I guess I would
say the Former husband of storm. I don't know
if they're still married. They're not damn, uh,
they get they separated that said yeah storms
going out with wolverine, but that's now kind
of on the rocks kind of Those those uh superhero
relationships never last but Like I mentioned
black panther is the king of wakanda the only
nation never to be conquered Though he is on
occasion an Avenger. He has done a lot of different
things. He again has no superpowers for the most
part He does have some understanding of the mystic
arts though. They have seen that in the past.
He is incredibly intelligent He also has a huge
stack of vibranium and precious resources He's
his intelligent level. I believe is near the
level of a Tony Stark. He's kind of got it all
So he's kind of the whole package I would say
and he has gone toe -to -toe with Captain America
fighting, and not many people can say that. So
I'm going to go with Black Panther. Chuck, you're
once again on the clock. Who are you going with?
OK, on the clock for my fourth pick. This is
somebody that I feel like I don't think anyone
considered and had on their list or anything.
I could be wrong, but I'm going to elect to take
him now, and that is the Human Torch from the
Fantastic Four. Wow. I know who's really going
to like your team, the Human Torch. Yes. He's
on a team of three women right now. He's loving
life. He's thanking me for picking him right
now. But he obviously he's a human torch. He
can have his whole body covered in flame. He's
capable of generating intense heat, heat bursts.
He can actually reach the level of a supernova
and reach temperatures up to like a million degrees
Celsius. Extremely hot. He can even like melt.
Bullets that are coming at him and he's unaffected
by any other type of heat on himself He could
throw fireballs and all this other stuff incredibly
incredibly powerful character not a mutant but
was transformed by cosmic radiation, so That
is my fourth selection to my team Very nice Greg,
we're back to you. You're once again on the clock
who you going with for your For I think this
will be finishing up your team right though your
fourth and your fifth pick. Yeah, so fourth pick
dr Strange pops into Avengers tower where he's
he's been he knows a couple people there and
he sees a green yellow and he's got a red like
kind of like a jewel in his forehead and he talks
to a robot the vision Who can control his density
has like vast memory banks and sees a robot computer
type guy and just has all this information about
freaking everything and Pretty freaking awesome.
He shoots a beam out of his head. So we're going
with the vision. Yeah the vision me too He's
a he's a guy I debated about getting his character
but isn't really fit with what i'm going with
but I do like that character a lot and a lot
of people compare him to like martian manhunter
they have similar powers though martian manhunter
was my backup if I couldn't get vision yeah that
that power though is like a very good asset to
have on your team like just that uh intangibility
oh yeah i've seen that used in so many creative
ways there's a lot of potential with with that
type of character And then he could also go the
other way with it and like totally beef himself
up to be like Hitting hard like some of the the
harder power levels like Hulk and that kind of
stuff. Yeah I'm not sure if he could get up to
quite the whole capacity, but he can hit pretty
hard with the Making himself ultra dense. Yeah
Very nice. So last round here Greg who is gonna
finish up your team? Last team member is Stephen
Strange is gonna pick up and he's gonna be like
this place is weird. I Just everything seems
a little off a little different. I think I'm
in a different dimension I'm somewhere else,
but he sees this red blur go past them and Thankfully,
he's a national projection so he could kind of
keep up with his thoughts and the person running
stops and was like notices this blue thing next
to him and stops to figure out what it is and
Finally, we can set eyes on a clear perfect vision
because he's not blurring all over the place
We find the flash Nice. So if you don't know
who flash is you're pretty out of it. Why? Flash
is awesome Yeah, he's he's one of the top characters
in the DC universe and he is just a freaking
speed demon He he runs really freaking fast.
He could pass through walls by like vibrating
every cell in his body. He do Swing his arms
around make tornadoes and stuff. So flash very
cool character. So that's my team guys. All right
You're all set Chuck who is finishing up your
team? Okay, I'm actually really excited because
I'm going to get all the people that I have in
my original list. Must be nice. My fingers are
crossed and my butt cheeks clenched. Sorry, Dan,
I have to rub it in there a little bit. I didn't
have to go to any of my backups, thankfully.
But my fifth and final team member on my team
is another Marvel character. Might not be someone
that a lot of people are familiar with, and his
name is Fire Lord. He was actually a Herald of
Galactus at one point. He was given the power
cosmic by Galactus and He's an extremely Powerful
character because of that like you're talking
somebody on the level of civil silver surfer
people like that He can generate this Cosmic
fire that can burn through any earthly substance
Extremely extremely powerful. He can fly at light
speed because of the power cosmic so That is
my fifth and final selection for our draft. All
right. So it's my choice now. And what do they
call the last pick of the draft, Mr. Inevitable
or whatever? Irrelevant. Mr. Irrelevant. So I
don't think this character is going to be irrelevant.
I have so many to choose from right now. I'm
not really sure where I want to go with this.
I have two ideas here. One of them is a little
bit of an oddball choice, kind of out of left
field. Ambush bug? Not so much the other one
girl girl No, nothing I guess not that far out
of left field, but I don't know if it might be
a little bit gimmicky So I'm thinking maybe not
it might not it might not work so but I think
this character well if it's in with the aesthetic
that I'm going with and When I talk about who
I want to write my comic it'll really make sense
and my last pick is gonna be Hawkeye Think you're
gonna screw me over on writers. Maybe I don't
know. I think you are Well, you'll pay back the
bitch Anyways, I'm not going with the Marvel
616 Hawkeye, but actually from the Ultimate Universe
Hawkeye He's a little bit more of a badass. He's
a little bit more tortured He's got skills all
over the place and people know him from having
an arrow, but he's also a skilled marksman When
I get into what I'm comic is gonna be like his
skills are gonna be a huge asset to the team
So I want to go with Hawkeye for my last choice
So I'm just gonna kind of recap who I picked
so far My first choice was Captain America that
I went with Nightwing. My third choice was Black
Widow My fourth choice was Black Panther and
my last choice was Hawkeye Chuck when you regroup
on the team that you selected my first pick was
in fact blink of The X -Men are Marvel Comics
Universe. Second pick was Rogue. Then came Storm,
the Human Torch, and Fire Lord. And Greg? First,
we had Doctor Strange. Second was the White Queen.
Third was Nightcrawler. Fourth was Flash. Or
no, fourth was Vision. Sorry. And then fifth
was Flash. Very nice. Very nice. So now to the
next section. Every team needs a coach. Every
team needs a GM, and every comic needs a comic
book artist, and every comic book needs a writer.
So we're going to do that now. Since I just had
my last pick, Grang, it's going to go back to
you. Who are you going to be selecting for your
writer and for your artist? Well, my writer is
going to be one of my favorites. He does some
awesome work. He's been doing Hawkeye. He's been
doing his own independent comic, Sex Criminals.
What else has he done? He's done Iron Man. He's
done Fantastic Four. He's all over the place.
He is like the anti Brian Michael Bendis. I'm
going to go with Matt Fraction. Very nice. And
yeah, I was going down that route, as you could
tell, but I have a good backup, so I think I'm
okay. I had no backups for Ryker. All right.
What about your artist? You're going to go for
artist. Well, I'm going to go with the guy that
that works with Brian Michael Bendis currently.
So if he does great work keeping up with Bendis
and making me want to read the comic and just
look at the comic just for art's sake and kind
of make up for Bendis a little bit, I'm going
to go with I'm going to slaughter his last name.
I'm gonna go with Stuart Immeman who is doing
the new X -Men and he's just got a nice clean
look. It's a little bit cartoony but just just
a slight touch and he kind of has that he's got
a little bit of an old comic feel but I think
he does a great job drawing characters and kind
of Middle of the road not going venturing off
too far to any one style. Really? I don't think
so I'm gonna go with Stuart mm in All right,
Chuck. How about yourself? Well, I go with the
writer first. My writer is a guy that Probably
you guys have heard of not sure how many people
out there have heard of him If you're big comic
fan, you probably have he's worked on a lot of
different things, but he's done a lot of x -men
x -factor Generation X a little bit of like Some
other stuff here and there sprinkled, but the
guy that I'm gonna pick to write my comic is
Scott Lobdell. No idea Kind of a popular writer
back in the back in the 90s actually worked on
a lot of Age of Apocalypse stuff It was it was
that was actually a surprising pick from you
Chuck. I was expecting somebody else somebody
else for a writer Yeah Okay, so I guess I will
go with my artist and by the way, I have like
I have three picked for each in case you guys
took any of them Just for like backup, but um
my artist I have like three really solid options
and now that like they're all available It's
kind of tough knowing which one to go with on
the one hand one is the ones kind of cliche and
I think people would say well that's too like
Don't know too obvious or too overdone something
like that, but he's without a doubt one of my
favorites Boy, this is really tough. Okay, so
my pick for artists will in fact be Adam Kubert
who? Kubert's so good. They're a family that
is well known for comic book art. You have the
brothers You know Adams brother Andy. I was also
a very accomplished artist and their father Joe
Kubert really classic stuff throughout the years.
And I'm going to go with Adam. I like I like
all their art. I'm going to go with Adam because
he's done a lot of he's done a lot of work with
X -Men type stuff in the last like 10 years.
Also did a lot of stuff back in the 90s that
I was a huge fan of. And this was a tough pick
because I actually chose him over Jim Lee, who
is one of my definite all time favorite artists.
But I figure like Maybe people would say he's
like too kind of overdone overused something
like that So I decided to go with Cooper put
a little spin on it. I think he would do a good
job with what I'm trying to go for All right.
Very nice. Very nice I'm actually kind of I was
thinking that fraction for my pick because I
was thinking hot guy was thinking of what he
did with Iron Man Invincible Iron Man when that
first came out But I think this comp this art
on this Writer works, too, because he kind of
what I'm thinking the book would be like it's
kind of an obvious choice I feel like it's kind
of like a duh, you know choice, but I think it
works and I talked about I have Captain America
I have a lot of street level heroes and this
is a artist that or This is a writer that knows
how to do small scale stories really well and
that is ed Ed Brudebaker the man behind Winter
Soldier and kind of redefining Captain America
He's done a lot more than that, but that's the
I think he's actually kind of doing a lot of
independent stuff at the moment For my artist
I thought about going steve epton who did all
the art for the original captain america run
But i'm going to go with someone else who's probably
one of my personal favorites We've talked about
him. I think last week a little bit and that's
steve mcniven Nice that was he was on my list
too. He was he was on my probably third choice
I just, I love his art. To me it just says big
story. It says there's a lot to it. I just love
the way he draws characters, especially even
Captain America. I just think he's really great
at emotionally drawing the scene. And I just,
I don't know. I look at his art and I'm like,
I just don't know how he does it. It's really
done well. I was a little worried that he'd be
taken when you were talking about some of my
favorite. I'm like, oh no, don't take him. But
luckily he was still available. So, we have our
characters, we have our writer, we have our artist.
Now we're gonna kinda do a little spiel about
what our comic is gonna be about. And I guess
I'll kick this off since I just picked mine.
And as you can tell, when I have characters like
Captain America, Nightwing, Black Widow, Hawkeye,
and Black Panther, none of them really have super
powers. They're all street level for the most
part. They all have really great fighting skills.
The idea of behind my comic I talked about I
when I read Siege and fear itself I kind of got
this idea mainly because those stories were just
so Gigantic and big there was I felt there were
a little hollow. There was like nothing to them.
They're just too big They were just too over
-the -top. I did like I did like them, but I
just like I'm a small -scale stories I miss more
just like Stories about characters first and
kind of not everything has to be end of the world
Save the world type of stuff or everything is
gonna end type of stuff. I kind of miss that
So what I was thinking behind my comic is more
so it would be called covert Kind of an obvious
title, but the idea behind it would be it would
be like CIA Meets comics. So the idea behind
this comic would be that this team would have
specific missions that they would go to and try
to Convertly stop disasters from happening before
they do taking out dictators getting intelligence
It's really a stealth based team that their idea
is most likely to not be noticed That's why i'm
having characters like nightwing Black Widow,
Black Panther, they're really good at kind of
spy type of stuff. So it's kind of like, I'm
thinking kind of like that, like a James Bond
-ish in a way. If you read Edward Baker's run
of Captain America, something along those lines,
where it's not huge, gigantic stories, they're
more realistic based. It's more... like I said,
secret agent type of stuff where they're trying
to deal with people like AIM, Hydra. So they
might deal with bigger issues. I'm thinking it'd
be kind of cool to even to get to characters
like Deadshot or those other characters that
would be kind of their fighting equals, mostly
non powered, more so just hand to hand or weapon
type of soldier combat, you know, just kind of
back to the basics of stuff. So it would be great
to see. Your team like tackle someone like Deathstroke
or somebody like that. That would be really interesting.
Yeah, that's that's what I was thinking I was
thinking I always confuse Deadshot and Deathstroke
Yeah, yeah, they get confusing Yeah, I was thinking
yeah along those lines. So that was my idea like
again called covert that they're really just
kind of going against those missions kind of
like a Thinking of like a seal team six for shield
in a way that they would do the mission they
would do The missions that no one else could
and no one else would really even know about
them. So I don't know it might be cheesy You
might be stupid, but but I just I kind of like
that type of stuff So I'd like to see it in comic
book form. I dig I dig sounds pretty cool Chuck.
How about yours? I'm kind of curious to see where
you're going because I must say I did not at
all expect you to pick the people that you did
so explain yourself I do have a pattern. I do
have a method to the madness. I'm not sure if
anyone was able to decipher the pattern with
what I was picking, but all these characters
do have something in common. And first, I'd like
to say the name of my team will be called the
Untouchables. And it's because each member of
the team in their own way is in fact Untouchable.
It's kind of a play on words or a pun or whatever
you want to think about it. But when you have
people like Rogue, I mean, obviously Can't touch
her. She absorbs your life energy. I mean, unless
you have a hankering for a coma, you don't really
want to touch rogue. You have somebody like Blink
who can just teleport anywhere she wants really
quickly. Again, untouchable. You have someone
like Storm, who basically rides the winds of
the earth and is untouchable in her own right,
is protected by the elements of the earth. And
you have characters like Human Torch and Fire
Lord. who generate intense heat and their body
is literally on fire. So you can't touch them.
Kind of what I was going for with the name little
play on the name there. But so basically it's
a powerful team. But to kind of explain the theory
behind my comic, it's a team that's assembled
in really dire times with one clear purpose.
And that purpose is to undo the damage done by
a bold new villain and this comic will take place
in an alternate timeline. And it's a timeline
where Apocalypse traveled back through time to
capture Bobby Drake and turn him to his cause
of destroying the X -Men and ensuring only the
strongest survive the coming age, the age of
Iceman. Apocalypse enhances Bobby Drake's powers
exponentially and And in a weird twist, he steals
the long -forgotten weapon of the Frost Giants
of Jotunheim, the Casket of Ancient Winters.
And with this kind of power, the Earth is plunged
into this frozen state, one that's ruled by the
newest horsemen, which is Iceman. The Untouchables
are basically created to defeat Iceman and return
the planet to its former state. And you have
all the tools necessary to... Like defeat him
theoretically and as the war against Iceman apocalypse
drags on like new members can be added to the
team others that fit that untouchable mold people
like Kitty pride who could become intangible
literally can't be touched you have other Heat
power characters like Sunspot Sunfire and then
even somebody like Psylocke with her telepathy
who can kind of Exist on the astral plane and
be untouchable in her own way very powerful telepath
and even a really skilled fighter as well. So
I feel like it's a story with a lot of potential.
Something that I think would be really cool,
I would definitely read this, but I picked people
like Adam Kubrick and Scott Labdell to write
this and draw it because they had worked on a
lot of Age of Apocalypse stuff and they've worked
a lot with mutants, so I think they would handle
that type of story really well. So that's my
pitch. Very nice and I should mention the reason
why I was thinking of characters like blink and
night crawlers because with the Assassin type
of style I was going with I think a character
that has the ability to go through walls or your
transport would be a huge asset But that's kind
of why I was thinking like, oh, that'd be great.
And then they both run off the board So yeah,
we're gonna do Greg You kind of gave a spiel
already. So I'm curious to see you know tying
it all together what you were thinking. Well
I'm from here. What the hell am I doing in the
Marvel Universe? Like, what the hell is that?
Well, I was... I got here through some items
that have been scattered all over the place,
have different obstacles to get to them, but
my team that I assembled by asking Stephen Strange
to help were competing to get these items because
there's somebody else out there. Looking for
the these particular things and he's a guy that
like like all of us likes to collect things My
team's going up against the collector And so
it's gonna be kind of like an Indiana Jones type
of thing Where they're going to like all these
different places like could be an outer space.
It could be on earth. It could be different dimensions
of Finding these these items that I haven't really
come up with what they are but finding these
things to help me get back and save me or We
could let them get into the hands of the collector
and then something dangerous could happen but
my team is kind of set up to get in and Get out
so with like guys like flash who could just zoom
in zoom out nightcrawler who just pop in all
over the place Vision who could just walk right
through dr. Strange who if you have some kind
of You could send out his astral projection to
scout out and everything If it's guarded by creatures
or anything with a mind you have Emma Frost there
to slow them down So then you get the faster
guys like flash taking them out while they're
stunned for the couple seconds And then if they
need to go back on defense, they've got a lot
there the vision up his density. White Queen
could turn into diamond form so you got two heavy
hitters there. Stephen Strange has a lot of stuff
where it's a lot of protection and defensive
spells and then Flash and Nightcrawler could
go on the offense while they're going on the
defense so it's kind of a nice solid multi -purpose
team but kind of driven to do the one thing of
getting in and getting out with the item that's
needed. Matt Fraction I think just does a great
job on any story that he's on. He's kind of a
multi -purpose kind of guy and he writes a lot
of fun stories and I think you've got a lot of
fun characters on the team like Flash and I think
you would kind of have fun with Nightcrawler
and the whole mysticism with Doctor Strange and
the whole religious aspect of Nightcrawler. So
there's an interesting kind of probably back
and forth between them. And I don't think I've
really seen Vision interact with, besides Doctor
Strange, any of the X -Men characters or, well,
of course not Flash at all. So I think there's
some great more human interaction elements there
that I think Fraction does a lot of great jobs
with, especially you could see it in his Hawkeye
books. And then Stuart Immeman is just kind of
solid all together on his artwork, so. That's
kind of my idea for this team. It's kind of an
Indiana Jones, get a guy back to his home dimension
and keep the collector away from possibly destroying
Earth. Who knows what the collector's up to?
He's kind of strange like that. So that's my
whole deal. Very nice. Very nice. So it seems
to all have very different ideas on what we were
doing. So that's kind of cool. And I was thinking
about some key characters that we didn't select.
I would assume Wolverine would have been taken,
Spider -Man. But in the end, I think we all kind
of went different ways with it, which is kind
of cool. We'll have the opportunity for you to
vote. I think if you go to geekhashradio .com,
you can comment on the episode post. Hopefully
I might even have a poll there where you can
take a selection of who you think won this draft.
Who would win the Super Bowl of the superhero
draft? Would it be Greg and his Indiana Jones
-like team? Chuck and his untouchables or you
know me and my covert operations team that was
missing two key components, but besides Don't
sell yourself short. Yeah. No, I think we all
worked out pretty well though So we're just gonna
take a quick break here and we come back We're
gonna finish up with our letter and we'll end
the show. So stay tuned We'll be back in a bit
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with a letter this week. Chuck is up Chuck. What
are you gonna be talking about today? I'm doing
something a little bit different this week I
like to do this thing where I take a certain
subject and I take different things from that
and I kind of write a story with them and I It's
like a parody Parody story and I use like titles
of things right in mid -sentence, and it just
flows like one big story. And in this story,
I'm going to be talking about music, and in particular,
90s music. So I'm using song titles and some
lyrics here and there, some song lyrics, to formulate
this story. And I have actually 50 different
songs in this story, so see how many you could
kind of pick out as I read along. Let me get
out of pen. I'm going to start writing down the
ones I know. Okay, the letter is addressed to
other people that are born kind of in our generation
called the Generation Y, which is somewhere around
like 1980 to like mid 90s, you know, if you were
born in that era kind of. Why are we called Generation
Y? Why Y? Because we're after Generation X. I
know it's like algebra, but only worse. Okay,
so here is my 90s music litter. Dear fellow Generation
Y members, as we all know, music has a great
impact on a young child and a teenager alike.
You feel as though nothing else matters. And
you can't just give it away, give it away now.
And depending on what era we grew up in, our
memories of music will be different. But when
you find your kind of music, it smells like teen
spirit. Sometimes I just find that one song that
has a certain shimmer and it will just crash
into me. For all intents and purposes, I grew
up in the 90s. It was a confusing time and a
strange time. It was a bittersweet symphony,
but that's life. Things changed drastically in
a short amount of time and adults were left pondering,
where were they going without ever knowing the
way? But as I look back on the many hits of my
childhood, I couldn't help but think of where
all those bands wound up. Some of them couldn't
make it in the real world, and they would just
slide. I guess their popularity had to end at
some point. I mean, I saw the sign. It's a real
shame that some of these bands couldn't make
it last. For instance, one popular band was NSYNC.
It's tearing up my heart that they went bye bye
bye. You would think they could merge with another
band if times got tough. Why couldn't they team
up with the Backstreet Boys? Tell me why. I mean,
if they were to form one mega boy band, that
would make them larger than life. I'm not sure
about you, but I want it that way. I mean, I
mean, think about it. I don't care who you are,
where you're from, what you did. Listening to
a few of these bands would be great. Don't speak.
I know what you're thinking. Bringing some of
them back ain't nothing but a mistake. In fact,
it might sound more than a little crazy, but
I believe we need a little nineties love truly
madly deeply. And you've been denied too long.
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over.
It's time to mend that achy breaky heart and
stop living a semi -charmed life. I suggest you
make a playlist of your favorite 90 songs. Now,
there are certain groups that really give you
some good vibrations, and others that are simply
unbelievable. You might have to jump around until
you find the one you like. Sure, it may be frustrating,
but this is how we do it. You want to be sure
to pick your favorites carefully because you
don't want to miss a thing. But you also want
to have a playlist that is focused. What I mean
to say is don't go chasing waterfalls. It's only
going to make you sweat. You want to build your
playlist so that if you do some chores around
the house while your wife hits the grocery store,
you can click play and have all those chores
done before your baby got back. But suppose you
didn't finish in time and here comes the hot
stepper trying to turn off your jam. Just tell
her straight up, you can't touch this. I'm cool
like ice ice baby. Your confidence will surprise
her and she'll be saying what a man, what a mighty
good man. Truth be told, you might feel like
a creep, a loser, or even a basket case listening
to these songs, especially at 3am. But it's been
one week since I started listening and I feel
fine. I know you want to be a cowboy baby, so
come on and shine. But enjoy it while you can,
because CDs and mp3s are all we have, since to
bring some of these bands back, we would need
a genie in a bottle. Sure, I have heard vicious
rumors from people like Mr. Jones about bands
getting back together, but it's all lies. Honestly,
you really need to quit playing games with my
heart. But anyway, I guess I just have to accept
the truth that they aren't coming back, but my
heart will go on, and when I come around, it
will take me higher. And so, woomp, there it
is. My thoughts on a 90s playlist. I have to
get going now. Sonny came home. Best of luck,
Chuck D. Very nice, very nice. I think I had
50. 51, 52. Very, very impressive. A lot of research
into that. Well done, well done. But I think
that's pretty much for us for this week anything
you guys wanted to mention before we bring this
episode to a close No, I think i've uh, I think
i've stated my case for for the evening Greg
how about yourself? My team wins Maybe after
that No it does it does We'll see what the untouchables
have to say about that My team's gonna come from
nowhere and take them out. Well, I don't know
Anyways, but if you want to vote and let your
voice be heard you can get in contact with us
in a number of different ways You can email us
at feedback at geecastradio .com We're on facebook
if you search talking in circles tcrn or on twitter
Talking in circles tcrn as well. Also if you
go to the episode post at geecastradio .com That'll
probably be the best place to cast your vote
either through a comment or through a poll I'd
like to thank you for joining us for this week
and next week. We'll be even coming up with different
ideas Let us know what you think of this superhero
draft. We might be doing this in a different
way later on In the year, maybe we'll even revisit
this again because as we're doing this I came
up with like three or four ideas that I feel
are better than one I came up with originally,
but you know Anyways, that's pretty much it for
us for this week Remember to join us next week
same time same channel same network, but for
now This has been Chuck. This has been Greg or
Matt Fraction, who's going to make my comic awesome.
Yeah, OK. So. Way to be covert. And this has
been Dan and we've been talking in circles. We'll
see you next week. I don't know why I say see
you when we don't at all. Probably change it
around. We'll speak into your ear next week.
Just don't say it like freaking... Oh no, please
god no. I already know where you're going. I'm
listening to Batman on Batman constantly anymore,
like it works. And that's all I hear is like,
oh, this is all pleasure into your earplugs.
And I'm like, oh, god, jeez. This is what I want
to hear from some, no offense, some fat guy.
He calls himself fat, so I can say it too. It's
called Fat Man. Well, surely, yeah. Some fat
man. I enjoy the talk about the comic books.
And I'm like, I want to read a lot of these Batman
stories that they're talking about. But then
everyone's so I'll have to hear him talking about
that or. It's weird he's he's very confident
in his sexuality So Chuck you are now on the
clock who are you going with your second choice
You see there's a lot of strategy here I don't
know what you're talking about Very nice, and
I should mention the reason why I was thinking
of characters like Blink and Nightcrawlers because
with East Ashen, Ashen, yeah I can say that word,
I promise. Remember to join us next week, same
time, same channel, same network. But for now,
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