Vladimir Poopin

Touch! Touch! You got the touch! Stan Bush here,

and you're listening to the GeekCast Radio Network.

are good boys. Hey! Who grabbed my ass? Did you

grab my ass? No, sir, I did not grab your ass.

It's okay if you didn't. I understand. Just like

you're fucking up the wrong tree. Well, actually,

if I may, I had an idea for a club. Wait! Did

you grab my ass? No. Did you want to? No. Should

I? Okay, continue. You are now on the inside

of what I like to call the circle of trust. We

are all connected in a great circle of life.

You know something Bert? What? I think you and

I are going in circles. It feels like we're going

in circles. The circle is now complete. When

I left you, I was but the third. Now I am the

last. Because it's a circle. Yeah, we heard about

the circle. Yeah, that's what the movie would

change. Hi, this is Greg. This is Chuck. And

this is Dan, and we are Talking in Circles, brought

to you by the ECAST Radio Network, a podcast

that asks the unanswerable questions and answers

them. We are here back again, not live unfortunately,

but doing it the old -fashioned way. How's the

week been going for you guys? Pretty crazy. I'm

getting over a little sucker punch from Mother

Nature here. The one day we had like a close

to 80 degree day and about less than 24 hours

later we had two inches of snow. Ouch. So it's

like yeah, that's when you know you're in Pennsylvania.

No spring for you I guess. I guess not. I'm ready

for it though. I'm waiting. So I am definitely

ready for a little warmer weather too. That couple

of nice days that we had in there. I smoked,

I'm gonna leave a couple pauses in here. Be careful

how you answer this. I smoked some space space

space sausage. I didn't want to say those two

words too close together. It might be misconstrued.

Yes. But I'm also looking... forward to a nicer

weather. So was the sausage delicious, Greg?

Oh, it was fucking good. Nice, nice. It was.

I'm not a big, big sausage fan. So you don't

go to sausage parties? No, I'm not into those.

What about SausageCon? No. It's really big. A

really big SausageCon? You don't go to that?

No. I think in Germany, I heard. Yeah, yeah.

I am part German, but no. Interesting. Yeah,

my week's been kind of nuts. Actually, I've been

off, but went on a little bit of a vacation trip

to visit my brother -in -law, my wife's brother.

He's up in Yale, so he drove up to New Haven,

Connecticut. And on the way there, I actually

picked her up in Philly and I was driving and

driving her new car that I talked about a few

weeks ago. And I had the luxury of having a rock

come up and smash the windshield on the side,

putting a huge like crack in it that now we have

to get the windshield fixed. So it's like I literally

two weeks old and, you know, I only had to get

it in for repairs. So you could have the insurance

help out a little bit on that. I called it was

what's a deductible really wouldn't have help

all that much. Luckily, it's not too expensive.

It's only like. $200 so it could be worse. We

got a pretty good deal. What's kind of cool though

is like they're gonna fix it Why I'm at work

like they're gonna drive up to my work and do

it why I'm working. So that's awesome That's

kind of I have that no. Yeah So cuz we like where

do we go to and they're like there's actually

not a location for you to go to we come to you

I'm like, all right, that's convenient. So I

was so worried to tell Carol, I'm like, I broke

her car. She came in for me for two days and

I broke her car. But it's just one of those things.

It's like, you can't, it's like a rock came and

it wasn't even like that big. And I think it

came off of a dump truck or something up the

road and just came and smashed it right in the

corner. Luckily it was able to drive wherever,

you know, it's not like the parking of you, but

it's, it's pretty substantial and it's just getting

bigger. Getting bigger is not good. Yeah, did

you do like the action movie and like just try

to kick it out with your foot? Pull up alongside

the dump truck and start shooting at him And

I did not do that, but windshields are overrated.

Anyway, then you don't need those Look, we have

a Sun Rio. So I just stood up and stuck my head

out of that But also, when we were in New Haven,

we visited New Haven, Connecticut. It's not all

that fantastic, honestly. I have some really

good pizza, though. I had some really good classic

Italian pizza, which was delicious. But we went

to this one park, and it's just on top of a hill.

but I didn't know driving through it like I'd

be driving up this mountain and It's like felt

like I was in like a transported movie with like

how curvy it was It's like you're curvy and like

on the side you just like a deep cavern and I'm

not a big fan of heights So I'm like, I'm not

liking this at all. I'm just based upon all of

my movie Knowledge something bad is gonna happen

some sort of tractor trailer with logs in the

back It's gonna be coming down anytime soon.

It's not gonna work out. Well, but If you do

fall down the hill the car will not explode how

it does in movies. No. Oh, I'm just gonna put

that out there But yeah, so that was a little

bit of adventure but But it's been nice. I've

been able to the good thing about being off this

week is I've been able to watch a few movies

and actually went to the movies twice actually

the one movie I saw and I'm not gonna go a great

in depth with it because there's a review on

the site and that is the rate to I know a lot

of people are like I know even know of the first

raid the first raid was the raid Redemption and

I don't have you guys ever heard of the raid

at all Yeah, I use it to kill bees all the time.

Damn it, I was going to use that joke! Great

minds think alike, yeah. We are totally on the

same page. Yeah. No, I've never heard of that,

actually. Well, the first, The Raid Redemption,

it was, it's a martial arts film. It's actually,

it's made by an American director, but it was

filmed in, I think, the Philippines. I'm not

100 % certain, but it's an awesome, like, martial

arts movie. Have any of you seen Dread? The newer

Dread, not the Judge Dread with Stallone, but

the one that came out with, like, Carl Urban?

Yes, I did experience that acid trip. Well, it

has kind of a similar concept where it's about

this guy who's basically trying to go with a

SWAT team go to the top of a building that's

run by this kingpin to like revenge his brother

and basically it devolves into this martial arts

like kick to the face fest but it's amazing actions

really choreographed well and because it's in

the philippines you can kind of tell that there

weren't many safety regulations so they did a

lot of crazy stuff and it was really good it

was one of the better action movies i've seen

in a while well the sequel came out this year

the raid two i forget the the subtitle for it

But also going up another tower. Unfortunately,

no, I think it probably would have been better

if it did that. But they've kind of went beyond

that normal concept and it's more of a. crime

thriller type of story because you had the same

guy from the first film now he's in this one

but he goes undercover and there's just like

a kind of a mob backstory where you have like

these competing factions going against one another

and i mean the plot itself is nothing fantastic

and i think it's a little bit too much i mean

the movie is like two and a half hours which

is a lot for an action movie but the action that

is there is absolutely amazing Chuck and Greg,

I would definitely recommend you guys checking

out the first raid, even if you're not big martial

arts fans, because it's a fun action film. The

second raid, if you're not really into martial

arts movies, I really can't recommend it because

of how much action there really is. You can almost

kind of get bored with just how much there is.

A lot of punching and kicking, but it's really

done well. It's really inventive. There's a really

good car chase in there too, so. It's currently

in theaters. I mean, you have to like subtitles

because this is subtitled. If you want to wait

for the dub version, I'm sure that'll be out

soon too. But I definitely recommend that. And

like I said, there is a review on geekcastreality

.com that I wrote that you can get more information

about it. Is there also a dubstep version? There

is. That's the remix version. That's called the

Ray 2 remix. Is it auto -tuned or something?

Oh, I hope to God not. Soundtrack brought to

you by Kesha. But the second movie, talking about

in the realm of music, and this one's actually

on demand, and I've actually watched a lot of

movies on demand. And on our Facebook page, I

posted this one article from IndieWire .com.

And it's a good article that they bring out every

month about great movies to watch on demand.

And there's always a bunch of them. And it's

kind of cool because if you don't want to go

to the movie theater, you can find a lot of good

independent films or smaller films that are good

to watch. And the one that I picked that was

actually a documentary. It's a rock documentary

called Mistaken First. Strangers. And the thing

that this kind of told me about was how out of

it I am about the music business because it's

about one of the most popular bands in the world

that I never even heard of called The National.

Greg, have you ever heard of them? No. Unfortunately,

I'm not sure if it's because of the depression

I'm going through, but I've really kind of lost

interest in music for the most part. I've only

been really listening to one band that's really

getting... Kesha? No, not Kesha. Put me in a

good mood. It is a band that's fronted by a girl.

I've been listening to Paramore. I really like

Paramore, even though it's mostly young girls

that listen to that band. But I really like Hayley

Williams' voice, and she is really nice to look

at. I never heard of her. I'm glad I'm not alone.

I don't even know the name of this band, but

that's not really important, because the interesting

thing about the documentary is it's done by the

lead singer's brother. who's kind of like a slob.

If you ever seen the documentary's American movie

or Anvil, the story of Anvil, it's like combining

those into one movie. It's this guy who, his

brother is this huge rock star and he's never

really accomplished much. He tried to make movies,

but he's not really good at it. And he does use

interviews, but he's not really good at it either.

He has questions like, when you're on stage,

do you bring your wallet with you? When you're

on stage and you have to pee, do you just go

in your pants like an astronaut does? And he's

like, so what's it like being famous? And the

guy's like, well, I'm not that famous. But then

he's like, well, you're more famous than any

of my friends, which is kind of just awkward.

So there's a lot of those funny moments of this

guy who would just try it almost at times. You

know, the movie, this is spinal tap. Yes. Yeah.

It's almost like a documentary version of that

at times by mistake. So you're almost like, is

this he purposely being kind of. ridiculous or

not but it actually is really funny and there

are some great like moments between him and his

brother so I'm like almost touching you would

say because you see this guy who just simply

can't get it to work like he's trying and he

messes up so much and he's just it's really good

it's I would highly recommend checking it out

like I said it's on demand I think so it's only

like eight bucks to get on demand if you're a

fan of documentaries I'm a huge fan I would I

would definitely check it out so it's a good

it's a good time you know not too serious people

think documentaries, they think like, oh, well,

this is about some sort of like cause or world

history or, you know, some sort of Middle Eastern.

Oh, I have to learn something. Exactly. Exactly.

Sometimes it can just be entertaining. And I

think that one is it's entertaining, but it's

also emotional in a good way. So I like that.

Right. Good combination. Not for me talking.

Greg, what have you been up to? I haven't really

accomplished that much. Watching anything for

the most part. I watched two shows finished up

watching Young Justice Which I'm not gonna go

into a lot of detail about it. It's it's mostly

the sidekicks of the the DC Superheroes you've

got Robin. You've got Superboy. You've got Miss

Martian. You've got Artemis and Kid Flash question

who's kid flash a sidekick of No idea. The kid.

The kid? Billy the Kid? It's your normal DC fare.

There's really good stories going on. Animation's

really great. If you like watching the DC animated

stuff, I'd highly recommend it. And then I also

finished up another bit of DC cartoon with the

Green Lantern animated series, which was really

interesting. Stories of course are great. They

go a little this is a little bit more suited

for little kids It's bruce tim artwork, but in

cgi form. So that that was pretty neat and uh

dc once again does a better job than marvel in

Animated situations and they definitely do a

better job in cg animated uh situations as well

Better than hulk in iron man movie. Oh way better

than that way better It's just very simplistic,

they look like shiny little toys that you could

be playing around with, but on screen. Sounds

like a good time. Yeah, I would check out both

of those shows. If you're not into that little

kid sensibility, maybe you're clear of Green

Lantern, but it dealt with all the ring situation

of how many billion different colors. I'm not

sure how accurately close they were to the different

storylines of that, but I only read parts of

it and it got confusing because there's so many

damn different colors and which one does this

represent and that one represent? One of their

powers combined, does Captain Planet come out?

No. You sound so dismissive of that. It's like,

how dare you. It's the color Prism Roy G. Viv.

But those were the only two things that I did

with watching movies and stuff. I was actually

a little bit more social this week. I have a

birthday that will have passed by the time this

comes out. Hopefully Dan won't put my birthday

on Facebook. I'm going to try and avoid it. I

would like to avoid people that I do know commenting

on my Facebook this time around, so I really

don't want it advertised, I guess. By the way,

happy birthday, Greg. Thanks. This girl that

I've been hanging out with, she wanted to give

me presents for my birthday, so she wanted to

hang out. And we went to Red Robin. I just felt

like having a burger. Exactly. It was really

good. And I wanted to get a burger with an egg

on it. That's one of my favorite things. The

egg just makes the beef taste beefier. it's really

good but anyway being a person that doesn't really

get out there in social situations too much and

me just being awkward when i go out i wanted

to ask the viewers and they could comment anyway

in the comments below on the the geek cast radio

or dan dan will give you information on how to

contact you how to get in contact with us within

the show but i'd like to hear some opinions of

while we were there we're sitting at the the

table have a nice little discussion and the waitress

would come and go, come and go, come and go,

take our order and whatnot. But it was really

odd. Like I would, I'm trying to be more social,

so I'm like trying to get eye contact and look

at people and kind of smile to be more endearing

and everything. But every time I did this to

this girl and like talk to her, place my order,

and I was kind of answering more than my friend

Ashley was, Ashley was just staying quiet and

just letting me take care of everything for the

most part. But this girl would never answer me

or look at me. She always looked at Ashley, even

if I was like, oh yeah, we'll have more of that.

And she'll be like, okay. And she'll be staring

at Ashley while saying it instead of me. And

I just don't, I'm like, what the hell happened

here? Why is she not looking over at me? I'm

the one responding. Hello. So I was just wondering

if anybody had any ideas of what that situation

was after like when we were leaving I left a

was up with that which is really odd for me,

but I left that which probably made me seem like

a creeper, but Would you back? No, she never

texted. It was kind of disappointing I left it

under the coaster and left it sticking out a

little bit So maybe it just got thrown away in

the meantime. I don't know I've actually had

that happen to me a couple times, so it's not

an isolated incident that does happen. I'm really

not sure why. It's kind of weird. I don't know.

But then there was another situation afterwards.

We went over to the bookstore because we both

like to read and rummage through books and stuff.

Anytime I go to a bookstore, I always feel like

I have to buy stuff. I'm trying to remember if

I did that, and I'm pretty sure I did. I think

I got... Oh, I got Fable, book number four, the

graphic novel, and I got Saga, volume two, while

I was there. But there was an interesting situation

as we were sitting down for a cup of coffee and

hot chocolate. As we're sitting there, a woman's

over at the counter placing her order, and there's

a man there that kind of is standing behind her,

also waiting in line. I've seen him there multiple

times, hanging out with... Well, an ex friend

at this point, we always would see this gentleman

whenever we went in. So he's a frequent customer

there. But all of a sudden I hear him say, you

touched my butt. And I kind of was like, what?

I kind of turned and I saw him there and he's

talking with this lady. And they're kind of talking

a little lower register so I couldn't understand

what was really going on. But it sounded kind

of jovial and kind of funny joking kind of situation.

So I thought they knew each other So I kind of

went back to my talking with Ashley Then like

minute later in a way more serious voice way

louder because it got the attention of everybody

in the little cafe area we heard You touched

my butt Okay, now my attention is Back to this

again. From what I got out of it, this lady apparently

lost her credit card. She got up to the counter,

apparently lost her credit card. You see, I saw

her looking around a lot, looking for stuff.

And I think she thought that the guy stole it

or something. Like I said, I wasn't hearing all

of it. I was getting bits and pieces. And I'm

assuming that since she thought he had it, She

went looking in his pocket for it, and that was

her touching his butt. But then any time after

that, she was like, I didn't touch your butt.

I didn't touch your butt. I didn't touch your

butt. She just kept claiming that. Was this coffee

shop in a kindergarten classroom, by any chance?

No, they were both probably double my age. I'm

assuming these people. But a manager had to get

called over. Did he touch his butt? No, the manager

was another was another she. They get out a doll

and say tell me But the lady was complaining

to the manager that apparently he stole the card

and but the manager is like I have to trust him

because he's He's a usual customer. We he's in

here all the time. He's never even done and he's

never done anything like that So I'm gonna have

to trust him and the guys like just going just

call the cops call the cops i have nothing to

hide just call the cops and we'll get this over

with i'll talk to them please call the cops they'll

touch my butt i think he just wanted someone

to touch his butt no i think he was very shocked

that someone did touch his butt he just wanted

the cops called he's like i'll tell him that

she touched my butt they'll see that i don't

have the card i'm in no wrong here and they were

trying to get the the barista like her testimony

as to what happened and she was like I'm not

getting involved. But eventually as like it kind

of breaks up a little bit and they kind of go

to their tables and later on we find out as we're

checking out from the cashier up there oh yeah

the cops were called they're gonna be here soon

and whatnot. So we're like okay and we kind of

left not knowing what the end result was gonna

be. As we were standing outside because like

usual i always stand outside of the bookstore

and talk for like an hour or two um well the

cops didn't show up at all so slowest freaking

cops on earth and we didn't see those those two

customers leave so who knows what happened but

this is what happens when i go out and try and

be social in the world some touching at a coffee

shop huh yeah and awkward not talking to me and

talking to the person i'm with I'm guessing those

two people fell in love and lived happily ever

after. The lady went over to her table and apparently

her husband was there, but the husband didn't

really do or say anything for the most part to

cause a ruckus or anything. He's probably hiding

behind a magazine slouching down. She does this

all the time. She's always touching the butts

of others. Well, there you go. Any other random?

Those were my weird stories for this. Worst stories

of the week. Chuck, how about yourself? Any butt

-touching going on in your neck of the woods?

No, no, no butt -touching. Thank God. I did have

a pretty busy week as far as watching stuff.

I was able to go to the theater twice this past

weekend. Nice. That's like a boss. Yeah, yeah.

Owning it, you know? Doing my part to support

the movie industry. First one I saw was God's

Not Dead. The latest Christian movie of which

there are several coming out this year Inexplicably

for some reason this year there there are a ton

of them, but I'm liking it There's a lot of good

ones coming out. I saw this one with my girlfriend.

We both really enjoyed it a lot Actually, that's

classified But actually I would go as far as

saying this this movie is one of my favorites

so far this year I really really enjoyed it This

movie stars Kevin Sorbo of Hercules fame and

also has Dean Cain and there's there's some appearances

by Christian rock band called Newsboys and I

didn't even know those guys are still around.

Yeah, yeah, and Willie Robertson and his wife

Corey from the TV show Duck Dynasty which I don't

watch, but I do recognize them because their

faces on everything. I know you go into a bookstore

and you just see Duck Dynasty stuff everywhere.

I know other people's butts. Basically, the movie

is about a kid that starts college. He's a freshman

and he decides to take philosophy as his elective

and he gets to his first class. He realizes that

the professor who is played by Kevin Sorbo is

a huge atheist and He's trying to push it onto

all the students in the class. Sorry to interrupt,

Chuck. I don't like people that push other things

on other people. I don't like religious people

that push things on people. I don't like religious

people that push that on people. I only like

drug pushers. Those I'm OK with. And that's why

this movie is great, too, because it kind of

like. I don't know, it kind of addresses that

issue in like a a little bit of a subtle way.

And it's kind of like masterfully done, in my

opinion. But they got some subplots going on

on the side with some different characters. And,

you know, you're kind of wondering what they

all have to do with each other and all this stuff.

And that's where the Duck Dynasty people make

their cameos. And the part was fantastic because

I think it was kind of aimed at like certain

critics of. that show and those types shows the

girl does like an ambush interview or she like

jumps up behind a wall as they're walking down

the street and She kind of corners them and was

asking their questions about the TV show and

she's like, you know, what do you say to these

critics that? say that you're forcing your religion

on them and you have open prayer and every episode

and all this stuff and and The guy Willie he

has a great reply. He says listen. He's like

we're not forcing anything It's like if you don't

watch our show you can change the channel. And

I thought that was fantastic because people get

so bent on a shape and they fail to realize that

they can just push a button on their little box

and watch something else. So hard to push that

button, though, Chuck. I have to move my thumb.

That's a lot. Well, now you have, like, voice

command, so you don't even have to push a button.

I'm an introvert. I don't want to talk. You're

in sign language, maybe? I don't know. Then I

have to move a whole bunch of fingers. This is

all way too complicated. They should just shut

up about it. You could be like the kid in the

X -Men where he just blinks and the channel changes.

But then the question is, like, when you sneeze

and then it changes, too, it's like, stop doing

that. So anyway, in this in this philosophy class,

Josh, the main character, he disagrees with the

way that the professor is forcing his atheism

onto the people in the class. Like he's literally

threatening to fail them if they don't agree

with him. And this this guy's like really off

the rails. And so the kid accepts this challenge

of persuading the rest of the class that God's

not dead by giving like a 20 minute lecture in

each of those three classes and just kind of

like. presenting his ideas and the kid does a

fantastic job and he ends up making the professor

kind of look like a jerk when he comes to the

climax of the argument in the film and Explain

this that like God gives us free will and everyone

deserves a chance to know God and choose him

for themselves you know instead of being enforced

on them, but they deserve to know and the story

takes some interesting turns and you see like

Sorbo's character reflecting on his life and

You kind of learn some stuff about his past piece

by piece throughout the film and kind of culminates

in this ending that's like sad but happy in overall

sense and They have those multiple storylines

kind of coming together at the end And I think

they pulled it together really nicely I went

into this honestly not really sure what to expect

of it, but I was I was pleasantly surprised I

Think Sorbo did a superb acting job He really

did well in this role of he's acting like a douche

to everyone, including his girlfriend. He's just

like treating her like garbage. And it's pretty

impressive because I've never really seen him

in that type of demeanor. You guys probably remember

when we saw him at the New York Comic Con. Oh,

yeah, yeah. I think my friend Tom and I were

in line to meet the guy from Smallville there.

And Kevin Sorbo was like, you know, four tables

down or whatever. And he's laughing with all

of his fans and he's taking pictures and. Doing

all this fun stuff. He just seems like a really

cool guy But he kind of shows off his acting

skills a little bit in this and I was I was pretty

impressed actually By the way at the New York

Comic Con I was kind of out of it because Eliza

Dushku was there so Your focus was on one specific

thing Yeah, I I could care less about Kevin Sorbo

or anybody else at that point well, I had a religious

studies teacher that was a Kind of like that.

He was an atheist, but if you didn't kind of

follow his beliefs You did not do really good

in his class like not sure whether he was Christian

Catholic or or whatnot But if you didn't share

in those exact beliefs that he had like if you

didn't write in a paper Like he how you he wanted

you to write then you did not really pass the

class I think even somebody in the class Asked

a dumb question kind of testing it. He kind of

heard that this teacher was like that and somebody

tested it with asking a question about he's either

a big foot or a unicorn something like that they

asked and he kind of gave a stern look to that

student so I've kind of actual had a real life

experience of this movie as funny as I've had

like. We went to the same school and I had, I

think it was Modern Belief or something like

that, which I had that class. I might almost

have a different professor. I forget his name.

I think Dr. Zim or something like that. I forget.

I did not have that. My guy started with a D

.E. I don't want to say it. Mine was like the

opposite. He was actually, that was honestly

probably my favorite, one of my favorite classes

in college next to a few of my history classes.

He knew like a lot. We went to a lot of different

religions pretty much everything from Buddhism

to Like everything really talked about like all

religions in general and the history of them

and that was really cool because it was a really

open conversation about stuff Which was kind

of I would rather that yeah, Greg and I went

to a Catholic college. I'm not Catholic at all,

but I'm not religious at all. Yeah But we went

there so yet it was a fine arts school. So you

had to take like six credits of religion and

six credits of philosophy But that was, I really

liked that class because it was interesting and

had the opposite effect where the guy was very

open and it wasn't really about being right or

wrong. It was just about expressing opinions,

which was kind of cool. So I wish I had that.

It is kind of crappy when you have those professors

and really not even just religion, but, you know,

in political science classes or anything like

that, who are so Yeah, definitely close -minded

power hungry that they like use it as their pulpit

to Make everyone believe the same or think the

way they do and it's just like alright Just because

you have like 20 year old kids here doesn't mean

like you can Try to mold them into what you think

is right. It just it's a little bit ridiculous

Yeah, and that's I think that that's the great

like point about this movie because I think they're

even like they're speaking to everyone like not

just one side they're speaking even to Christians

that you know nobody should really force anything

on each other. You can talk to people that are

interested and you can let people know certain

things, but you have to give people their free

will. They're given right of free will to choose

what they want. The movie did a really good job

of that and I really enjoyed it. Like I said,

I was really impressed with Sorbo. He did a great

acting job and some of the younger actors were

pretty good in it too. So overall, a good movie

there. Second movie that I saw was Draft Day.

That's a drastic switch. That's Kevin Costner

dictating the religion of Kevin Costner. This

is the NFL football movie about the NFL drafts,

which is actually coming up in a few weeks in

real life. It stars Kevin Costner and Jennifer

Garner and stuff. Also has Chadwick Boseman,

who played Jackie Robinson in 42, which he was

awesome in that movie. Dennis Leary is in there

as the coach, and it gets interesting there.

But I went to see this with my dad, and we're

huge football fans, so we kind of figured we'd

check this out. Basically, if you're not familiar

with the NFL draft, it takes place every spring,

and each of the 32 NFL teams are picking college

football players in a predetermined order. So

there's tons of speculation and suspense about

who's taking whom. They can trade picks. So who's

going to trade this and what kind of deals they're

going to make and all this fun stuff. So we figured

this movie would be kind of fun to see maybe

a little bit of background, like what goes on.

And so the movie follows Kevin Costner as the

general manager of the Cleveland Browns. So it's

a documentary. Yeah, not not the most glamorous

job in the world, but it kind of takes you through

his whole day like. The whole movie takes place

in one day, because obviously it's called Draft

Day, but it starts off in the morning. He wakes

up crying, why am I part of the Cleveland Browns?

Exactly. And if he ends with him, he signs with

another team. No. It's a happy ending. Yeah,

he signs with the Denver Broncos. So it takes

you through his whole day. It really highlights

like the stress of the job. the phone calls he's

making all day, talking with the coach, talking

with the staff, and he's got some personal issues

going on too. You find out that his father had

just passed away the week before, so he's dealing

with that. He had been a part of the organization,

so people are comparing things, and it gets all

kind of boogered up there a little bit. He's

trying to wheel and deal with other teams, and

he's talking to some of the college players that

are coming out. Throughout the whole movie, they

really keep you on your toes to as far as like

who he's going to pick and everything and who

he's going to do with this first round draft

pick. And there's actually there's not many current

NFL players in this film. I'm guessing it's because

of something to do with like the players union

and various legal snags and this and that. But

they do have some present day players. Arian

Foster, who's running back for the Houston Texans,

actually plays one of the college kids. That's

a running back that's coming out. And you have

some former Browns players in there, Dequel Jackson

and TJ Ward were on the Browns a few years back.

And they had a lot of ex -NFL players, some notable

ones. They had Jim Brown in there. Bernie Kozar

used to be a quarterback of the Browns. They

had Ray Lewis in there because he's got to be

in everything. Not making any sense. Just going

crazy. It's like he's doing this dance. It was

weird. Was Mel Kiper Jr. in his hair there? I

think very briefly they might have showed him

on like a TV screen or something. But, you know,

you had like some other analyst type guys and

they had like John Gruden and he was funny because

like, you know how like excited he gets about.

Talking about football and it's kind of like

spills over like a boiling pot or something like

He's kind of funny to listen to I like him a

lot, but you know Chris Berman they had on there.

He was like, you know iconic football Analyst

guy Rich Eisen and Dion Sanders and everything.

So there's some pretty cool Realistic elements

in there. It makes you feel like it's you know

real life Did they have our favorite person Chuck?

Our favorite person, you mean the winner of our

bracket? No, I'm talking about... Boom! Where

did that guy come from? That person in the draft

is Black Thorpe! Sadly he was not in there. That

would have been great actually if they had him

in there, but... Or maybe if they just had like

Frank Caliendo, like doing his voice or something.

Just playing him. Just in the background like,

wow, boop. It's like, stop picking Brett Favre.

He was drafted 23 years ago. John, things have

changed. But a lot of cool stuff in this movie.

There's a little bit of character development,

but it's predominantly a football movie. And

if you're a fan of it, it's that's what you're

going to see anyway. So. There's some twists

and turns in there that took me by surprise and

I walked away actually feeling very satisfied.

I like this movie a lot. Got me psyched for football

season, got me psyched for the draft coming up

in May. My dad loved it too. We thought it was

really great. And we always kind of wondered

how the inner workings of an NFL franchise worked,

especially on the busiest day of the year, which

is draft day. And while this movie probably doesn't

share exactly how it goes down, I gotta imagine

that it's pretty darn close. It really looked

like they did their homework and it was certainly

very clever how they laid this whole thing out.

And I think if you're a football fan, even like

a casual football fan, I think it's a must see.

I think you would really enjoy it. And some other,

actually, I wanted to note some other... Actor

cameos in this that were pretty notable. Greg

would like this. Mr. Sam Elliott was in this

movie He was there with beer. Yeah, he was there

sporting the mustache proudly, you know called

Bill Belichick the double douche Yeah, we see

Sam Elliott's like a coach of a college team

that Kevin Costner calls and he's asking about

this player and stuff so that was that was kind

of a funny surprise in there and Oddly enough,

we had the CW kind of representing with some

of their DC Comics guys in this movie. We had

David Ramsey in there who plays Diggle on the

show Arrow. Diggle? Yeah. I was thinking the

same thing. Sorry. You guys have seen the first

season, right? Yeah, I don't remember Diggle.

You don't know who Diggle is? Dude, my memory

is shit. We've established this. We can't retcon

my memory. You guys have homework. You have to

go back and watch the first season. I gotta go

find out. I already have so much shit to read

and watch. I gotta find out Diggle. That's his

buddy who's like, you know, he's with him. He's...

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was an Iraqi vet

and he doubles as his, like, bodyguard for...

when he's Oliver Queen or whatever. Funny. I

never even remembered his name. Yeah. He calls

him Dig for short. OK. So. But he's in that.

And then also Tom Welling from Smallville is

in it. He plays the active Brown's quarterback,

Brian Drew in the film. So interesting. Pretty

interesting that, you know, get some DC Comics

guys in there. Just pretty funny. Definitely

recommend that if if you get a chance to check

that out. So, a lot of movies to check out, like

you mentioned Draft Day, God's Not Dead, The

Raid 2, Mistaken for Strangers, and Gilded Bookstores.

Learn about butt -touching. That's what we learned

about today. We have some more things to learn

about. Actually, for our second segment, we are

going to be kind of interviewing each other a

little bit of random questions for each other.

And it should be fun, a little bit different.

It's kind of hard to explain, but when it happens,

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welcome back and like I mentioned today we have

a little bit of a different thing going on I

feel like I said that every week so I don't know

why I say like different if I said the same that'd

be weird but I digress. What we're doing here

is that I have 20 questions, Greg has 20 questions,

and Chuck has 20 questions, and we'll be asking

them to one another. I'll be asking Greg. Greg

will be asking Chuck, and then Chuck will be

asking me a whole round -robin of questions.

And the idea is that they're humorous questions,

and we're kind of curious to see the responses.

So it should be a little bit of fun, kind of

a different take on that classic game of 20 questions,

anyways. Simple enough. All right. I think we're

ready to get this thing. this this thing on the

road. Let's get this party started. All right.

A lot of research has gone into our thoughts

process and creating these questions and they're

hard hitting. We're like, you know, 60 minutes

meets podcasting with this type of questions,

right? So hours of research done on Wikipedia.

Yes. So you know it's right. Yes. Yes. Wikipedia

and Reddit and in each other's diaries. Wait,

what? I was not prepared for that. Yeah. Left

pillowcase, Dan. I know. I know. Good thing Dan

didn't look at mine. He'd be traumatized. Just

start crying and screaming. It's like the Necrocomicon

or whatever it is from Evil Dead. Necronomicon?

Yeah, there you go. That's how you say that.

Anyway, so Greg first one to be put on the microscope.

So first hard -hitting question. This is a tough

one. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if

he was committed? I feel like this is actually

a question for Chuck. But my answer is 55 ,378

,008, which also spells boobless. Well, I got

to go with that one. I think that sounds correct.

Excellent. Second question. Warheads or Sour

Patch Kids? Sour Patch Kids have a restraining

order against me, so I'm going to have to go

with Warheads. What did you do to Sour Patch

Kids? I don't want to know. Nobody wants to know

that. That's why they're sour. I thought they

were salty. Anyways, this question might lead

into what you did with the Sour Patch Kids. What

Southbar character best describes your personality?

Actually, it kind of does. Stan's dad. You know

what? That works. I could see that. It kind of

does, actually. It's kind of sad. All right.

Question number four. Who really let the dogs

out and what should we do to them? Dog catchers

let the dogs out. And if you mean the dogs, we

should let them attack the dog catchers. If you

mean the dog catchers, we should let the dogs

attack them. So a lot of dog attacking is what

you're saying. Yeah, just simply the dog catcher

should be mauled by dogs. All right, I could

see that. Are they don't countries even exist

anymore? I remember seeing those always in the

cartoons Anyways question number five George

Lucas hero or has he lived long enough to see

himself become the villain? He has actually done

neither. He has become Jar Jar Binks. Oh Ouch,

that's that's sad. That's gonna direct the next

Question number six, who are you gonna call?

You know what? Good choice. He was really the

best Ghostbuster, let's be honest. He was. I

wish he was still acting. I know, I know. That's

sad. Question number seven. When they ship Styrofoam,

what do they pack it in? Glass, of course. Nice.

Question number eight. It's the only way he can

pack Styrofoam. Question number eight. When you

choke or smurf, what color does it turn? Purple.

Red plus blue. You know what? Your artistic mind

made that work, huh? That's right. Art classes

pan off. You know I should have kept a color

wheel in my room. Only a couple thousand dollars

to figure out the answer to that one. Was that

a major? It's like majoring in smurf coloring.

There was one class where it kind of dealt with

that kind of stuff a little bit. It was a little

bit more advanced than that, but it was kind

of a little bit of the basic kind of stuff like

that All right question number nine war. What

is it good for? horrible Jackie Chan singing

Nice nice nice number 10 coke or Pepsi crystal

club Swiss miss Sounds delicious. No one else

is gonna know that is gonna be a Pennsylvania

kind of Scranton area thing Oh, I miss crystal

club. I don't get it down here. Ah, darn. Question

number 11. What came first, the fruit or the

color orange? Orange juice. Ah, see, see, good

point, good point. Yeah, he's trying to trick

me on that one, but I caught you, Dan. Ah, yeah,

see, that's that college education panel. That's

right. Question number 12. Where would you bury

hidden treasure if you had some? Bastard, I will

never reveal the location of my lucky charms.

Never. Damn it. I thought I had it. I thought

I had it. Question number 13. Occupations you

wanted to be when you were a kid. I'm kind of

scared to ask this question. TV watchers? I just

want to sit around and watch TV or read books.

That's all I want to do. You wanted to be a podcaster

when you were going up apparently. I just wanted

to be a lazy asshole. There you go. I'm like

the dude from Office Space. Nice nice. Yeah.

Yeah question number 14. Have you literally attempted

to kill two birds with one stone? Birds is being

used as the popular synonym for old lady and

killed me and stabbed with my man parts then

yes You took that many layers deep like that

old lady. So I Move on to the next question If

Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there

a song about him? Then we all starve to death.

Alright, good enough. Sixteen. Goldilocks. Cute,

innocent girl or future serial killer? Pretty

much all ladies are both, so... Alright, question

number seventeen. Don't you find it worrying

that doctors call treating you their practice?

Only if that doctor is a doctor who I don't want

that man practicing anything on me. I want things

to be established first What about dr. Dre would

that be okay? His response would be giving you

pot for everything it's like I'm having a baby

smoke weed like that's not how stop it your Dre

My baby has an arm sticking out of its forehead

Oh, that's just the weed. It does that. Question

number 18. Have you ever pooped in the woods?

I probably have at some point or another, but

I have an interesting story. So sit back in those

seats, kids, and get a bucket ready. I went out

for wings with some friends from back in the

day who I don't really talk to at this point.

A lot of pooping stories begin with I went out

for wings. Yeah, of course. And I don't talk

to them anymore. The talking didn't stop because

of what happened. It just kind of just grew into

that later. But I went out for wings with some

friends and apparently ate too many of them.

But I didn't feel the effects until way later

when we were out and about middle of the night,

just kind of walking around Carbondale, which

is kind of a crappy town around. around northeast

PA but we're walking around and we're getting

we got pretty far away from the the one person's

house and that's when my stomach decides you've

got to go right now. Ouch. So I was like oh shit

I'm like uh you ladies go on ahead and by the

way it was three women that I was hanging out

with at the time. That's like you go out ahead.

I couldn't find like a business to go into because

it's middle of the night They're all freaking

closed. You couldn't find a business for your

business. Yeah, exactly. It was Horrendous, but

they're like why what's wrong? What's wrong?

What's wrong? I'm about a billion freaking questions.

I'm like Just go ahead And I found it was like

this little business The way we were walking,

it was like a main stripper road. But I found

this place where there are a whole bunch of cars

out in the sidewalk. And so I kind of found a

spot where I can kind of stay hidden if I duck

down. And maybe if somebody did a quick glance,

they would see me. But I dropped my pants and

did my business and it was awful. I hope there

were no cameras around. I forgot before I started

that I should have looked for Something to wipe

up with that's always that's yeah But I was I

was so I so had to go so bad that it just slipped

my mind And so I'm wrapping up and I'm like,

oh crap, I don't have anything to wipe with and

that was a Dirty monstrous deed that I've done.

Oh god. It's got images that are not gonna go

away. Yeah Luckily though. I found a plant next

to me Unluckily that plant the insides of it

were Very wet and trying to wipe it was breaking

apart and it was just making things very wet

It there was no real drying situation going on.

It was just making things worse So I say it had

thorns or something. No, it was just very juicy.

Oh It was not the word I wanted to hear I talked

about the Browns before It was like putting an

egg on it hunter It did not make it beefier This

is a brown herring in our episode But I got as

well cleaned up as I could I came out from around

the turn and I I think my nose is like on par

with most dogs. So all I could smell was poop

the entire time. And I come around the turn and

they kind of knew what I was up to at this point.

All the screaming kind of like. No, I'm like,

yeah, there's no way to look cool after something

like that. And I just kind of my butt cheeks

were still kind of slippery from the plants.

So that was so I just wonder what the people

the next morning that own that piece of property.

Dear God. Looking back in retrospect, I should

have just taken my boxers and forfeited those

to the cause instead of using this plan. It probably

would have been way better off. You should have

left a little handwritten note that said, your

friendly neighborhood Spider -Man. Just left

right on top of the poop pile. So like so basically

what you're saying is that land now belongs to

you because you marked it for your territory

I Feel bad for the people that actually have

footage of that like if there's a camera security

cam. Oh, man I'm not gonna sleep tonight Never

gonna look at plants the same way again Well,

I'm scared to ask the next question because it

kind of goes in a line with the whole chicken

wing thing question number 19 What came first

the chicken? the egg or the chicken wing hot

sauce deliciousness for so many reasons all right

question number 20 last question on a scale of

peewee harman to adrian peterson what is your

badass ranking aquaman that could go either way

There's a lot of different Aquaman. I mean, the

bearded one -armed, like, with a spike for a

hand, pretty badass, but the... Swimming with

the fishes and talking to fishes, not so badass,

so it could go either way. Hiding a seahorse?

Yeah. So we learned a lot about Greg today, so

let's learn a little bit more about Chuck. Greg,

I think you have questions for him? Yes, I do.

Chuck, question number one. What would your superhero

name be? Golden Showers. That's almost as bad

as my poop story. It's catchy. Golden Showers

and brown pants. There is an actual character

in the X -Men comics called Golden Balls. Nice.

This is question number two. What is an extra

body part you would like to have? Um, I'd have

to go with an extra stomach probably so I could

eat some more delicious wings So Chuck is actually

just turning into a cow Yeah, I'd be halfway

there then I'd have two instead of four. Yeah,

and maybe you won't have an incident like me

Number three which side of the bed do you get

out of the top side? It's much more efficient

than going out through the bottom Number four

Would you could you in a chair? Yes, I always

fight evil in a chair. It's good for the back

We're fishing question number five boxers or

briefs Boxer briefs. It's the best of both worlds.

Yes. Good choice. I go boxers for the ladies.

I thought you'd go I go with man thongs No, because

then I can't use those in case of those little

incidences Question number six, I believe. I

didn't number mine. I don't know why. Do you

know the way to San Jose? Of course. I get my

burritos there all the time. Nice reference to

our favorite Mexican place. Excellent. Seven.

It's your party and you can do what you want

and you say what you want. Can you stop? I only

stop for hammer time. Can't touch this. Two classical

musicians referenced in that question. Classical

used very loosely there. I know, Miley Cyrus

is not classical at all. Question number a bazillion

and two. Earwax or boogers? I try to stay away

from both. I've actually willed my body to stop

producing each of them. I wish mine would stop.

Number, yeah, whatever this one is. Is Virginia

for lovers? Yes, and Maryland is for crabs. Sorry

to hear that, Dan. Which is a real slogan, actually.

We are, yeah. Sorry to hear that. You should

get that checked out. Not those kind of crabs.

Well, maybe some. West Virginia is for chlamydia,

so there you go. To be a coal miner's daughter.

And the next question Canada friend or foe I

Tell you what they bring me bacon. They are definitely

friend. It's ham though. It's essentially ham.

They're bacon, but they also brought Justin Bieber

Yeah, true. Yeah, but bacon is more good than

Bieber is bad Yeah, yeah, it's ham bacon though.

It's not But I hear bacon and it gets me all

excited, so. Okay, pork products do get us excited.

Would you rather birdemic shock or terror? I

prefer the shock. I find the terror to be too

terrifying. It is kind of terrifying. I can see

how you get that. Indeed. How do you want to

go out of life? Fighting an evil alien bent on

world domination and my death is the catalyst

that unites a team of heroes inspired to avenge

me And then you come back for a TV show. Yes

I Think everybody knows my answer to that question.

I think you want to go out on top literally I

Know I want to go out on bottom with multiple

people on top Well, there you go. Chuck, what

is your kryptonite? It's a green radioactive

rock from Krypton, but that's not important right

now. Airplane reference, check. And they also

kind of called themselves Superman with that

answer, I think. Impressive. That might be the

best answer yet. Yeah. Chuck, what is your finishing

move? Reverse spinning roundhouse kick to the

spleen. Ouch. Hits him every time. Okay. Can

you eat just one potato chip? I can actually,

at least while I did it once. I used the infinity

gauntlet to rewind time after every chip I ate.

Some folks would say that's cheating, but those

folks would be put in another dimension. Great

use of the infinity gems, by the way. Not use

it to change anything like really relevant in

the world. I know, just stupid shit. Just mess

with people. Coming up on the last five here.

Chuck, what's that thing on your face? It's actually

a voice modulator, but I can't use it to talk

into microphones at football stadiums because

no one understands me except Batman. Yeah. Yeah,

it's tough. Murderous murder bag. Give me the

next question, please. Dr. Venshaw. Hey, Chuck.

Want to make out? Sorry, you're already in the

friend zone. I always end up there. Bastards.

How old is too old? I think 16 may be too old

to begin potty training. I should have told me

that. I think that's around the time I had the

incident. Should have hung out with you guys

earlier. Chuck, is Obi -Wan your last hope? He's

not, actually. Turns out to escape the Empire,

I could have moved to the galaxy next door, because

they don't get good force reception. My last

question for you is, should I ask you more questions?

Yes, you should, but wait to ask them at the

worst possible times, like when our boat is sinking,

or just before I get on a plane. People always

get asked a lot of questions before getting on

a plane. Yeah. Will this plane blow up? Like,

do you really love me? Why are you going? Will

we fly? What do we do when a boat hits the water?

It can actually work. Am I going to freeze to

death? Will Liam Neeson be on this flight? And

now we're on to Chuck asking questions of Dan.

Okay. Dan, are you ready? I think I am. Hope

you're ready for these. Alright, question number

one for Dan. If you were the sharpest tool in

the shed, which one would you be? I'd be a hoe.

Not usually sharp sharp if used correctly indeed

gotta love the hose Number two if you were Chuck

Norris, who's the first person you had around

house kick? So many to choose from but I'm gonna

go with Vladimir Putin Wow, I'm gonna go with

Vladimir Putin so I can get some of those awesome

dolphins Kind of your thing, my nickname is Vladimir

Pupin. And that's the theme of this episode.

Game set and match. I always seem to name the

episodes. Vladimir Pupin. That's funny. That's

going to be on like CNN or something tomorrow.

Boy from Pennsylvania has been shot in the face

by a Russian mob World War three ignited by pooping

coming The power of podcasting yes. All right

number three Your life is a movie and it falls

into two genres. What are they? Wow, that's a

good question for me. I think I'm gonna go with

animated horror Nice question number four How

many light bulbs does it take to change you?

To change me? Well, it depends on which one you're

changing. You change the right one, and they

all turn off. That sounded oddly philosophical.

I'm deep, Greg. I'm deep. So am I. Is that what

that is? Sorry. OK, question number five. This

question fits in. Oddly well with this episode,

which I did not plan out, but this has been hanging

out for way too long, guys. Question number five.

Do you wipe front to back or back to front? When

cleaning a table? I don't know what you're thinking

about. Don't use any juicy leaves. Well, I typically

use my teeth, so I prefer a zigzag pattern, actually.

Nice. It gets a cleaner, you know? Yeah. You

don't want your table being dirty. No, no, no.

You got to get it spotless. Got to get it spotless.

Because, you know, it's not clean. It's just

it's going to bug you for the rest of the day.

It is. Yep. And you have to go back and clean

it harder the next time. Yeah. So next question,

number six. What would happen if you had multiple

solo cups? You would have to freeze one solo

cup in carbonite. Nice. I love you solo cup.

I know. I just imagine some drunk guy doing that.

Toby Keith? Yeah. I love you solo cup. Number

seven. If you were the first on the moon, what's

the first thing you would say? Yellow. Oh, wow.

And then NASA would not bring you back. The moon

was blown up today by one man simply saying yolo.

He's carving it into the moon dust. Oh, wow.

The world has to read it every night because

it's not on enough t -shirts. Number eight, what

is your favorite dinosaur? Whatever one Optimus

Prime is writing Nice I know bots Okay, number

nine. This is this is a tricky one throwing you

a little curve here If you were a cliche interview

question, which one would you be? Well based

upon all the interviews I've been in do you have

mental problems? How does that usually go not

well not well The good thing is they always,

you know, have someone escorting me outside the

building so I don't get lost, which I appreciate.

That's very kind of them. Yeah. OK, number 10.

If you could name your own sandwich, which one

would you call it? I'd call it revenge because

it would be a cold dish. Nice, and it would be

very vengeful on the way out. Yes, yeah, that's

what Greg ate before his night in the woods.

No, it was Hot Wings, come on. It was a Hot Wings

sandwich, let's be honest. Okay, question number

11. Dan, your Comic -Con survival kit would include

what three items? Well, going to Comic -Con,

you need deodorant. That's a must. Definitely.

A counterfeit Amazing Fantasy 15 that I can throw

as a distraction to get away from large crowds.

Decoys. And finally, a skintight black widow

costume I can use as a disguise, so. I'm guessing

the Spider -Man comic would be like a nerd grenade.

Get down! You just throw it and they're all like,

oh my god, they run over there. Dan's screaming,

get to the choppa! And you need the deodorant

too, not for yourself, but for everyone else

there. Yeah, it has to be like an Axe spray deodorant

so that you can get it up other people. It's

like you need a deodorant ninja that goes around

and just sprays people. Have grenades filled

up with cologne. Oh, look over there. It's X

-Men number one. Quick, get him. They're like

booby trapped comics where it's like you open

it and it explodes deodorant. It's like the little

ink explosions on the clothing labels. They're

scented nice. Nice, nice. OK, question number

12. If you became an ordinary human being, what

would you miss most about being a superhero?

All the reboots. They do get annoying after a

while. I can see how that would bother you. Next

question. What color would your lightsaber be?

Polka dotted. Nice. Mine would be flesh colored.

That's weird. It's only weird if you want it

to be. explains why it's not that big oh sorry

sorry that's a double -edged lightsaber that

was a loaded question sorry number 14 do you

have a lead foot and also on an unrelated note

do you drive fast yes and for the second question

surprisingly no so you get some pretty strong

leg muscles there to hold that lead foot up yeah

I can kick like no other. Nice. So if you did

get the Chuck Norris power, you'd be unstoppable.

Pretty much, pretty much. OK, on to the next

one. What traffic sign best describes you? Well,

I think I'm going to go with a double answer

here. As a kid, I would say slow children. And

as adults, slippery and when wet. Nice. That's

also a loaded question. Yield. Number 16, a little

comic related question here. Marvel's Civil War.

You take an Iron Man side or are you going with

Captain America? Well, I believe I was on Iron

Man's side. But then my aunt got sick and died

and I made a deal with the devil and then things

got fuzzy. It was not my best day, so I don't

remember. But in the actual comics, I would probably

go with a cap. I was on cap side, I believe,

because it's Captain America. Screw you, man.

Next question, number 17. The greatest Halloween

costume is probably slutty. That's about 90 percent

of them, that's for sure. Yeah. Number 18, oddly

enough, fits well into this. Do you give courtesy

flushes? For me it's the courtesy, not the flush.

Smells like roses. Number 19, can you feel the

love tonight? If by love you mean Greg's hand

on my inner thigh, then yes I can. I can feel

it in the air tonight. That's all I know. Something

about lying, I don't remember. What movie were

you watching? The Lion King. The uncut Disney

version. Bestiality going down. Really, you think

about it. I mean, that's what that movie really

was about, so. Maybe not, but you know. Kid tested,

mother approved. On a side note, when I was a

kid, I used to think that song was, Pennsylvania.

I was always like, why is he African? He's talking

about my state. I don't know. Anyway, last question

for Dan. What's the square root of awesome? The

Fonz. That's a good answer. It's a good answer

because Fonz, the Fonz squared would be awesome.

Yeah. So that is it for me. That's it for my

list. Well. Hopefully you guys enjoyed that that

was a little bit of fun. We got some interesting

stories about us at least about greg and Stories

are always interesting. Damn it. This is why

I do not go out in public And we got an awesome

nickname for Vladimir Pupin. So I think mission

is accomplished for sure But if you listen to

us regularly, you know, we like to end each episode

with a letter and greg I believe you have a letter

for today. Yes, I do Anyways, greg i'll let you

take it away with your letter Alright, dear Legion

of the Loud. So it feels like we are finally

getting into some nice warm weather, which is

great, but with this good comes the bad. That

bad, unfortunately, is you, the members of the

Legion. One of my least favorite of your ilk

is the motorcycle enthusiasts. With the warm,

dry weather, they finally get to pull out their

hogs and ride them as hard as they want. But

that leaves the rest of us with a nice peaceful

day shattered by a cataclysmic deafening belching

pig of a ride going down the road. I seriously

hear a bike coming and going for miles sometimes.

Then there is the brother to the motorcycle lovers

and that is the import tuners and their coffee

can mufflers. Not only are they loud, but that

sound is seriously horrible. Personally, I wouldn't

want to drive in a car that sounds like someone

queefing into a megaphone. Oh god. Really not

sleeping tonight. Let that sink in a little bit.

Unlike the men on motorcycles, we get to experience

you all year round. Oh joy. Another member of

the Legion would be the screamy, uncontrolled

kids in restaurants or movies. This is definitely

the parents' fault, not the kids. I know you

could use some time for a date or something,

but we all don't need to have our night's room

so you can see the latest movie. You had the

kid, and these are the consequences. Sorry. Suck

it up. Finally, we have their older brothers

and sisters, who are obnoxiously loud, just for

the attention. This time around, it isn't completely

the parents' fault. We have tweens and teenagers

who are just loud so they can get attention.

I'm sorry? What? No one gives a shit about you?

Well guess what? Even after you're allowed antics,

we give even less of a shit about you. So I went

a bit broad with my membership categories. I

would like to apologize to those that are in

one of those four groups and are not obnoxious.

Thanks for being considerate. Use your indoor

voice, Greg. Very nice. The Legion of the Obnoxious,

is that what it was called? Legion of the Loud.

Legion of the Loud, nice. I tried to use a little

bit of alliteration in there, even though there

was an of and the in there. Nice, nice. Luckily,

where I'm currently at, I don't really hear a

lot of traffic, but my brother who lived on,

like, Main Street, when I was to say there, there

was a donut shop, and for whatever reason, bikers

love donut shops. And it was just, yeah, those

things would echo like no tomorrow. You can tell

lovers like donut shops, they got a bit of a

belly going on. Yeah, that's true, it's true.

But anything else before we bring this episode

to a close? Nope, I got no more questions, no

more lies, no more stories about pooping. I don't

think anybody wants to hear more of me, so...

Well, hopefully you enjoyed this week's show

and there's a lot of ways to get in contact with

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We'll be back next week, and I think we actually

have an idea of what we'll be up to next week.

We'll be talking about our favorite comic book

story. So if you have any comic book stories

you would like to talk about, feel free to email

us. Maybe we'll include them in our episode.

But that's it for us for this week. So for now,

this has been Chuck. This has been Greg, or Vladimir

Pupin. And this has been Dan, and we've been

Talking in Circles. We'll see you next week.

Now we just need to get black need to get Vladimir

poop in like a theme song It's gonna be stuck

in my head. I'm gonna be using that every day

now That must have been his mother in the end

Frank that was shit I was right next to that

lady in the corner pooping away We've been you

know really gravitating towards the shitting

stories the last few weeks here Awful people,

awful people. Once you get past the smell you

get licked. That's gonna burn. I had to contribute

something. Can email us at feedback at this week

in geek that's not the right email address And

Greg I believe you have a letter for today Yes,

I do why do you let us know what that is all

about I don't know why I acted really weird there

and supposed to do right there. William Shatner

is voicing our