Making Laws to Fix the World

Hi, this is Kyle Higgins, and you're listening

to the Geek Patch Radio Network. You are now

on the inside of what I like to call the circle

of trust. We are all connected in a great circle

of life. You know something, Bert? I think you

and I are going in circles. It feels like we're

going in circles. Hey, this is Chuck. This is

Greg. And this is Dan, and we are Talking in

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the world just for one day. As today we are debuting

another new game as we attempt to create new

laws to make the world a better place. Not just

laws, but the punishment for breaking those laws.

Of course, it's gonna be more of on the fun side.

Nothing serious or political here. But before

we get to all of our lawmaking, how's things

been going for you guys? Kinda on the shitty

side this week for me. Unfortunately, I made

a really, really, really dumb mistake at work

and I... We make chemicals, well we mix chemicals

together to develop the photographs and sustain

the photographs, so photographs on the paper

and you can go take developer and have a little

bit in the bleach or bleach in the stabilizer

but you can't go in the opposite direction with

the chemicals and I accidentally put some bleach

in the developer slot and had to flush out the

entire printing machine that we have there, which

is a couple hour process. And it's our busy season

where we're trying to print out a whole bunch

of school photographs. So that was fun. And I'm

pretty sure my boss hated me that day. So yeah,

not fun at all. But I survived it, gotten a couple

more days in. And so those have gone pretty OK.

So hopefully. We can avoid that situation again

for a couple decades. Nothing's worse when you

make a mistake and then you know you did. I was

dreading the whole experience. I thought I took

care of it by myself, but apparently I didn't

and I did something even more wrong. It was just

a bad day and I stayed extra to kind of make

up for it. On my own dime kind of situation.

So Well, at least you know, at least you owned

up to it, right? That's the key. Yeah, I wish

I didn't have to Chuck how's things with you?

Things with me are pretty boring. I haven't really

had anything to speak of Exciting happened to

me. So yeah, unfortunately Haven't really had

a lot of time either to like watch anything or

read anything, unfortunately, doing some stuff

kind of helping my mom move and, you know, fixing

up some things so I get to play repair man a

little bit and doing some different things. So

that's kind of cool, but nothing really pop culture

wise that's happening to me either. So yeah,

I understand. I understand that. Yeah. So I'm

kind of right there a little bit right there

with you. I do think, though, I did find real

life. superheroes, which is kind of cool. Two

new random news stories that I stumbled across

about people fighting crime in unique ways. So

there's this guy who had his had his car stolen.

And it was kind of interesting seeing like his

reaction to it, like what he did to try to get

it back. So he chased after the people who stole

his car. Any idea like how exactly he did that?

I thought I heard something about this, but I

can't really remember He he ended up chasing

them down in his helicopter His car got stolen

so he responded by chasing them down like Batman

style in a helicopter Did they steal Ray Palmer's

car or something? No, he took to the skies, he

spotted him out, called the police and he took

his car and got his car back, which is kind of

crazy. I'm like, we have like a real life Batman.

It was insane. It was it's funny it's funny he's

not like you know what i've got a helicopter

why do i need a car just let him take it we think

you can afford low jack on his car if he has

a helicopter money you know. Funny feels like

the first time he flew the hell out his own helicopter

again this is pretty cool and check this out.

He actually stole the helicopter, ironically.

He stole their helicopter. And I was thinking

that this guy could actually kind of partner

with this other guy who was also fighting crime,

but his mom's house was getting broken into,

and he responded by attacking the criminal with

quite an interesting weapon. And it's an old

school weapon. He actually attacked him with

a spear. But not only did he attack him with

the spear, but he knew how to use the spear because

he had very special skills. But he actually worked

at a medieval times and he was a trained fighter

in that combat. So he ended up chasing him down

with an old school spear. And so he was like

apparently like Black Knight or something like

that. So these guys combined, you know, you have

a knight and a dude with like Batman tech. It

would be, you know, a real life crime fighting

duo. So nice. That'd be pretty awesome. Yeah,

it was it was it was quite fun. But uh, I did

get a chance to I won't touch upon this real

quick and then we'll take it We'll take a break

to get to our game. I Was reading a comic from

boom studios and actually post this on the Facebook

page a long long time ago and found out about

this comic Thanks to this website comic book

roundup comm which I don't know if you guys ever

went to but I would highly recommend it It's

like rotten tomatoes, but for comic books It's

pretty cool. So like it will each week, it will

show you all the comics that came out that week.

There were the ones that are best reviewed, the

currently best reviewed series. You can click

on a comic and see all the different reviews

online for it. You can review comics yourself.

You know, you can create your own pull list and

see like different comics. You can follow creators.

It's I'm not getting paid for them. Actually

just a site. I actually ended up really liking

myself. So it's a comicbookgrindup .com and one

of the highly rated sites with this was this

book from Boom Studios called Burning Fields

and I ended up picking it up and what it is,

it's a murder mystery. And what's cool about

it, it's actually a murder mystery taking place

in Iraq where a female US investigator goes over

to Iraq to investigate the story of all these

torn up bodies that are being placed in. Places

across different army bases and oil fields. She's

trying to figure out like who did it and why

it's happening And it kind of reminded me almost

like of seven if you guys saw that movie where

she's investigating like these really disturbing

murders And what's in there seems to be some

sort of occult aspect to it as well. What's in

the box? Exactly. No boxes yet. No boxes yet

But what's kind of cool, too, is because you

also have the fact that it's in Iraq. So you

have that thing going on with the military aspect

and that conflict. She partners up with an Iraqi

police officer to kind of go into this who has

some kind of mysterious past as well. Interesting

diamond dynamic. It's it's quite quite good and

honestly has some of the my favorite covers of

the year so far this is really cool cover from

issue 2 where it's like a Like a young Iraqi

boy silhouette and he's like throwing this rock

with like a really cool symbol on it Like if

you go to our Facebook page, you can find it

there. It's it's quite good. And like I said,

it's from boom who? who do a variety of different

books, and I can't really think of any comic

to relate it to, but I guess if you're into like,

you know, procedural cop stories or serial killer

type of stories, it was highly rated. I'm in

issue four or five, and there seems to be that

perhaps in the background there's actually something

more... There there's a little bit more supernatural

going on in the background. Perhaps, you know,

you can't really know if it's is it real Is it

just an illusion? So that's kind of cool too.

So I would highly recommend it. It's called burning

fields I think it's an eight issue miniseries.

I think all eight issues are out now so if you

want maybe pick it up and trade when it comes

up so But uh, we're actually gonna take a quick

break right now and we come back we're gonna

get into our lawmaking as we try to Change the

world for the better. So we'll see you in a bit

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right, and welcome. Today, what we're going to

be doing is we're going to be basically trying

to create different laws that we feel will make

this world a better place. Not only laws, but

the punishment that will be handed down if you

break those laws. And, you know, it's going to

be a little bit more on the, you know, light

-handed side. We're not going to be political

here or try to change the world literally. You

know, it's about that important stuff. For someone

who doesn't say God bless you when you sneeze

or doesn't hold the door open for someone, you

just... just because they're a jerk or something

like that. You know, that truly important stuff

that affects our world. But I don't know if any

of you guys wanted to start off with the different

laws you feel will make this world an even more

enjoyable place for all. Yeah, I kind of was

inspired by this from some of those old Pennsylvania

blue laws that we learned about in high school.

Those just ridiculous old laws like... you know,

it's illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming

pool. I mean, what if I have a good reason? Our

history teacher in high school had like this

poster in his room and there was all these like

Pennsylvania blue laws on there that were just

so ridiculous. Like, I forget what was one of

them. Like, it's illegal to it's illegal to do

some to ride a donkey on Sundays or something

like that. It's illegal to put like a toaster

on top of a refrigerator, just like random shit.

So I kind of use that, but I, I twisted it to

like things that are annoying in our life. So

I guess my first one, this is one of my biggest

pet peeves on a daily basis. And that of course

is the use of turn signals. So I would make it

a law that it's required to use a turn signal

and. anyone not using their turn signal, it would

be a punishable offense. So the penalty would

be either five hours of community service or

a five -minute conversation with Comedy West.

I think I would take the community service. Yeah,

there'd be a lot of community service getting

done. That's pretty good. I like that one a lot.

I was curious how many car -related ones we're

gonna have. I feel like I know there's so many

like pet peeves. I know I think I know that might

be my only car one But yeah, I have one so we'll

get to that Greg did you have a while you feel

it's actually gonna make this world a better

place Yes, I think I do it's it's become a popular

phrase that's just getting tiny bit Annoying

to me and that is the use of the phrase. It's

not even a phrase It's a word and it's not even

a word. It's an abbreviated phrase. So it makes

no fucking sense I think you stole what I mean.

It's it's the word Yolo. Yes You only live once

Great. We've taken a bond title and put it into

separate letters here to remember it by because

our young people can't remember apparently a

simple phrase or say it. So I haven't come up

with an appropriate punishment for this. Because

I think once they say you only live once, we

should only make them really live once. But I

feel like it's too extreme of a punishment, so

I don't know what I should really go with besides

the death penalty. Craig is right after shooting

Tony in the death penalty. Yeah, we should kill

him. It's like immediately. And like, no, no

step process. It's like, they're dead. They're

immediately dead. You only live once. I mean,

I think the punishment fits the crime, personally.

I think the punishment fits the crime. That's

proven right! That they only do in fact live

once! Well, you know what? We can test the theory.

We can test the theory. Because technically Bond

lived twice, because he only lived twice, so

maybe. Or maybe the punishment is to make them

live twice. Like just sort of keep them in a

suspended state where they're not really dead,

but they're not really alive. Like Austin Powers

or something like that. Yeah, they're kind of

a vegetable. And then just like bring them back

and, you know, put them in a worse life situation

than they were before. Think it's important to

distinguish though that anyone that actually

says out the entire phrase you only live once

is Exempt from any of these punishments. Yes.

This is only the people that say YOLO Yeah, exactly

or because because they're not being a tool Question

this a bumper sticker make it worse. Is it like

is there? Bumper stickers always makes it worse.

Yeah, cuz there's like barometers There's bumper

sticker saying it out loud tweeting it, you know

I don't know if anyone has this, but I should

have come up with one for someone who says hashtag

when they're talking. That's something that needs

to end. Except for the Jimmy Fallon jokes, those

are kind of funny. It's different if you're doing

it ironically maybe, but I don't know. I have

my first law, and it's kind of around the same

lines. Anyone who's on a podcast knows about

these. Anyone who's been online knows about the

infamous internet trolls. I kind of think you

kind of need to do some things about these guys.

So you know there's there's a lot of form of

trolling But it's it's hard to tell if someone

being a troll like is it you know? Where did

it start so I feel like you need a system in

place where? Someone could basically accuse someone

else of being a troll It will go through this

different system that people verify to make sure

yes this in fact person was trolling if you are

found guilty Your computer's phone etc will be

set up so anytime you post anything online You

actually have to use your real name in photo

So you can't hide behind an anonymous username

or something No one will actually know you actually

have to identify yourself when you're making

your idiotic comment to celebrity a about how

they're how they're ugly and fat and when you're

800 pounds and Haven't seen the light of day

in six months. That's the first thing The famous

keyboard warriors. Exactly. In addition, for

the severe offenses, for those that are, say,

you continuously do it or go above and beyond,

well, your punishment is going to be possibly

worse than death. That isn't the fact that your

browser history will be shared for all to see.

So anything you've ever done online will now

become available for people to witness. So good

luck, internet trolls. I do not want to troll

anybody now. Why do you keep looking up turtle

dick? It's so weird. But yeah, I feel you know,

that's something we really need to work on as

a culture Why does he have a whole history amount

of Anne Frank shitting in a bucket? What sick

stuff is he into? It's so weird. Why is he looking

up stuff about whale penises? This is really

bizarre. I see common themes here, shitting and

penises. Welcome to talking in circles. No, not

welcome to talking. Quickly shifting gears. Quickly

Greg, did you have any other laws you feel like

need to be in place? I do. I know you said we

weren't going to get political, but I'm going

to go kind of into the political realm because

I am sick and tired of these political signs

that keep showing up. They're just freaking eyesore.

Nobody cares who anybody else is voting for.

They're just freaking completely pointless. So

I think we should have a law that if you put

up a political sign that you have to get beaten

with that political side. Like, you have to have

20 lashes with that sign before it could go up

in your front yard. Man, Greg is getting severe

with his punishments, man. Don't get on his bad

side. You'll get a lot of people making foam

signs, though. We'll make a requirement for certain

materials to be used. I don't know where that

obsession ever came from, because it's like,

you know... No one's driving around with a candidate

in mind saying, yeah, I'm going to vote for this

guy. Oh my gosh, look at that guy's yard. He

has 12 signs for this other guy. I'm totally

voting for him instead of my guy. I vote based

upon the last bumper sticker I saw. So, you know.

And those signs take forever to come down to

like the elections over. Come on, let's take

them down the next day. But no, they stay up

for like another two weeks. Or it's like the

dudes who have bumper stickers from elections

from like 10 years ago, and it's like they supported

the team that lost. It's like you, you... God,

clearly that's a bumper sticker than nothing.

You failed as a bumper sticker, so. Yeah, and

then you start mixing up the names because you

can't remember their souls. Like, I'm going to

vote for George W. McCain. I think it was on

Reddit where someone had a sign. It's like the

guy's name is like, I'm not running for anything.

I just want to sign. I enjoy that. I enjoy that.

Uh, Chuck, let's move over to you. How are you

going to make this world a better place? My next

law would be speaking or writing the term Bay

is a severe punishable offense. Okay, this needs

to stop immediately. In fact, this is gonna be

classified as a felony if anyone is caught speaking

or writing the term bae, which is b -a -e, if

no one's ever heard of it. And it's basically

just, if you're too lazy to say the word babe,

so you say bae. I got you bae. I got you bae.

It's sort of an acronym for before anyone else.

according to slang dictionary because I didn't

know what the hell it was at first and I had

to look it up and then I heard everyone talking

about it and teenagers writing it on Facebook

and It's in like songs and stuff now. I'm like,

are we really that lazy? Like you can't say one

more letter. Like you can't say babe You have

to say bae. Yeah, like just chilling with my

bae or something like come on. Okay, so the penalty

for this this felony, if convicted, the person

is sentenced to sit right next to Fran Drescher

at a comedy show. And you'll be forced to listen

to her laugh for the entire time. Oh, that would

be awful. Can we add in bra to that? Can we add

that as a word that should not be used or said

or written? Add that to the list of three -letter

words that need to be... Unless you are talking

about a brazier, then bra is fine. Yeah, but

no, like, uh, hey, what's up, bra? Yeah. Like,

I don't know how that translated from bro, which

would be brother. I don't know where you get

bra. I don't understand that. That or hella.

Like, hella is the thing that needs to end. Like,

people still say that. Like, that's not... Oh,

damn, I'm screwed for that one, then. Do you

say... I don't think I heard you say hella. Um...

Not overly, but I'll throw it out there every

once in a while. Well, maybe, you know, everyone

gets at least one pass, maybe. I feel like hella

is the replacement for wicked. Remember back

in the Adam Sandler days where stuff was wicked

cool, or, oh, that's a wicked good time. Now

it's like hella. Oh, that's a hella good time.

Like, that's the new... Wicked hard slap shot,

you know? But back to bae. Another reason to

stop saying bae is because it's the Danish word

for poop. So, you know, if you're saying it around

Danish people, they're just going to look at

you like you're disgusting. So you're like, oh,

just hanging out with my bae tonight. Man, me

and my bae are getting down. Yeah. Yeah. So there

you go. Awesome. So I'm actually gonna my next

one is the one actually I sent you guys for an

example, but I think it's an important one because

it's it is an epidemic that somehow still exists.

We've tried so many ways to make this stop. People

seem to be unwilling and it's for those really

being Justin Bieber. Exactly. He is a tool. No,

it's for those people for whatever reason. Refused

to return their shopping shopping cards at a

grocery store. We literally have stations So

you don't even have the walk all the way to it

first yet some people Just leave it. Just stop.

I'm just gonna leave it here ultimate sign of

douchebaggery, so Thinking of what happens if

if you get caught doing this Well, if you can't

if you can't use a shopping cart properly, you're

just going to lose Right to use a shopping cart.

So from now on every time we go into the store

You're basically only gonna be able to buy what

you can carry with your own two hands So that

way everyone around you will know that person

was the douchebag that didn't return their cart

because they're holding Three cases of Mountain

Dew, toilet paper, and a full turkey as they

check out during Thanksgiving. Well, now, wait

a minute, though. You're a victim of that. I'd

like to extend this law to having their legs

- Killing them? I want to kill them all. No,

no. Having their legs cut off. Having their legs

cut off so they have a reason not to return the

cart so they have an actual real good reason

Well now wait a minute What what about if you

actually only need a couple of things like say

you're just running out to get some shampoo?

And a gallon of milk then you have to take an

entire row of shopping carts if you have offended

before Yeah, but what if you've what if you've

never committed this crime and you're falsely

being You know looked down upon by everyone else

who thinks you've committed this crime, but you

really you just need some milk I mean, I mean

it's friendly fire. I think unfortunately I guess

or you know You gotta utilize those more. How

about a basket? You could use a basket. Yeah,

the basket card. I said hand cards as if, but

I meant baskets. Why would I say hand cards?

That's not a thing. Are guys allowed to use baskets?

Is that against the man code or is that permissible?

I hope so. I've used baskets many times. I've

definitely used baskets. I prefer them, honestly,

because, you know, I don't know. I'm just making

sure because I don't want to like, you know,

I get some funny looks once in a while and I'm

always like... I don't know. I feel like I'd

look like more of an idiot if I had a giant cart

with one thing in it. Here's this one bag of

potato chips, and here's a can of cart. Especially

if it's like a Sam's Club size cart. This is

my lunch right now. I mean, if baskets are good

enough for Yogi Bear, they're good enough for

me. That's a good point. Can't argue with that.

Give me that picnic basket. Alright Chuck, let's

move back over to you. Do you have any more laws

that you think should go in place? Yeah, I got

a pretty good one here that kind of goes hand

in hand with this one because it's involved with

your shopping trip when you go to the parking

lot. And that's people that take up two parking

spots with their car. I have the same thing on

mine, so yeah. These people make me so freaking

mad. And it's usually like, it's usually the

turd that has like this really shitty like rice

burner car, but he thinks it's like the nicest

car ever. You know, he's got like a Dodge Neon

with like a fart cannon muffler and all these

other stupid like modifications to it. And he

feels the need to park. A NOS bumper sticker,

you know? Yeah. You know, the decal adds horsepower.

It's more aerodynamic that way. You know, you

get more drag. You have the one, you know, one

tenth of an ounce added to the bag. You know,

it's more aerodynamic when you add like a spoiler

that's half the size of the car. Let's see how

that works. Trying to make it look like a 747.

I don't understand what. But yeah, they feel

the need to take up like three spots or if it

or some like prissy like. Freak show that's in

like a Lexus or really expensive car that doesn't

want anyone to park next to them or something

and So they're they're taking up like three spots

or something These these people that's got to

stop, you know, you can't be doing that. So I

think my punishment for that if you're caught

doing that Anyone caught doing that you will

be made to wear a my little pony costume to their

next first date Some people do that Willingly

yes, but I'm guessing no one that parks like

that if the person's married Then they have to

wear that to their next high school reunion So

that's your that's your punishment for that.

I feel like that would stop after that I don't

think people would do that see I had the same

thing But my theory was because you're you're

making it more making it inconvenient for other

people to park. So we're gonna make it Inconvenient

for you to get out of your car. So we're actually

gonna weld the doors of your car shut So you

have to get outside through the window unless

you're a dukes of hazard fan Yes, unless you're

a dukes of hazard fan, I guess but I think for

most but also then raise the window up high enough

So it's really you can only lower it so far as

you you got to squeeze really really really tightly

So that was my that was my role, but I like your

role a bit better. I think I've seen some solutions

online to this problem People have taken pictures

of ways that they've gotten back at these people

and some of them are freaking hilarious Like

I like the the people who get like, you know,

the it's like it looks like a ticket But it's

like congratulations you park like a douchebag

Got like chalk in like gigantic arrows. It's

like this guy doesn't Yeah, the one I saw was

like they had another like huge truck and they

just parked like behind them so they couldn't

get out and stuff. The one that they put like

a condom under the windshield wiper and said,

like, your dad should have used this. I think

I've seen one used to shopping carts of the shopping

carts all corralled around the car itself. Yeah.

Yeah, those people are ridiculous. Oh, I also

saw a video. It was someone like in a parking

garage and it was like a tiny car that was taking

up two spots and they had a big truck and they

just Like just got the truck and just like pushed

it with their car and moved it and just parked

and walked away. It's nice It was pretty violent.

Alright, so I have another one talk about internet

trolls my other one is also kind of regarding

the internet and I think as a culture, this is

something I think we legitimately need to do,

is come up with laws regarding spoilers. And

two parts of this, for people who do it and for

people who complain about it. So I think we need

to set up a rule, a guideline of when can you

spoil something. So my thought is, for a TV show,

48 hours. After 48 hours, then... Your your SLL,

you know, if you wanted it that bad enough, you

should have waited. That's my guess. That's my

personal opinion. There are shows I don't keep

up with. If I get spoiled, I get spoiled. I'm

thinking for a movie for two weeks. So that's

that's the setting. 48 hours for a TV show. Two

weeks for a movie. After that, it's fair game.

So, the question then becomes, for people who

break that code and spoil it early, what will

happen? Well, for those people that break it

early, you'll be unable to watch any type of

TV's or movies for an entire year. Anything new

comes out, so that way, pretty much by the time

you can watch stuff, it's all gonna be spoiled

for you. So you did it to other people, now it's

gonna happen to you. However, On the other side

because these people are just as annoying people

who complain about it. So people who complain

about a spoiler That does not fall it falls outside

of this window So they have no right to complain

these people will also be punished and they will

be punished similar to that of Clock Quick Orange,

where they'll be forced to sit in a theater,

eyes forced open, and watch spoiler moments after

spoiler moments of TV's and movie shows that

they have yet to happen just flashing before

their eyes. So endless things just keep getting

spoiled from them over and over again, so they

can really see what a true spoiler looks like.

So that way we can finally stop with all the

worries about spoilers. Nice. I like that. That's

good. That's appropriate. All right. Greg, did

you come up with any more? Yes, I did come up

with one. So I've been watching a lot of YouTube

and watching a lot of TV lately. And there's

one big trend that I've been noticing. It's repeating

of certain commercials to the point where you

just want to blow your brains out, especially

during like football season. I think we've all

seen the Peyton Manning commercial about a gazillion

times. Or the, you know, the fan duel and stupid

Draft Kings commercial. Yes. Exactly. I am sick

and tired and especially it's a lot of insurance

commercials. The Liberty Insurance before. Oh

my God, Liberty Insurance with. with my boyfriend

Brad and I'm sick of those commercials where

they're talking in front of the Statue of Liberty

all the freaking time. Yes, we're patriotic.

I'm just tired of it, but I think I'm gonna go

with the kind of something similar to what Dan

did with his last one here. I'm gonna have the

execs that go over a certain quota of commercials.

I could only show this commercial about 20 times

maybe so it kind of gets spread out a little

bit more and maybe you have a little bit more

commercial So at least it's TV you're being entertained

and not subjected the same commercial all the

time But if they break this rule they will be

forced to watch their commercial over and over

and over and over and over Like we were subjected

to before this rule came into place I like it

I like it because especially like you should

also make them watch the really awful local commercials

that are so bad they make you uncomfortable like

it's just it's just like oh this is so corny

or you know watch watch any commercial that that

features Joe Flacco and his amazing Doesn't he

do a Haribo gummy bear commercial he does a lot

in this little M &T bank commercials so It's

just like, oh my god, look at this guy. It's

like, it's football time. Like, dude, you make

Eli Manning look energetic. It's like you got

the personality of a wet paper bag. So, all right.

Chuck, do you have any more? I have one more.

This will be my last one. This is also a huge

pet peeve of mine, and I'm guessing for you guys

as well since we're all big movie people, but

people that talk in a movie theater. Again, another

one I have so I can join in with you. Yes. just

you know and this this includes any any manner

of annoying behavior throughout the movie that's

consistent like uh rattling of candy bags and

popcorn like like why the hell do you have to

root around in the popcorn barrel for five minutes

like just pick out a couple of kernels and throw

them in your mouth i don't understand what all

the noise is It's just people talking and laughing.

Annoying teenagers are the worst, usually, too.

They usually pick something stupid out of the

movie and they're yelling it or something. It's

just obnoxious. It's ridiculous. So I think my

personal choice of punishment for these people

is... Cut off the offending pen -age. Yes, cut

off their manhood and toss it on fire. No. I

think sort of along the lines of your guys last

couple punishments was forced watching of something

and I'm going to keep on that bandwagon and I'm

going to force them to watch three straight 90s

movies starring Pauly Shore. Jury duty in the

army now and then biodome. Yeah sure. I said

that I could recite those so quickly. That's

not a good thing. I'll leave out and see no man

cuz I kind of like that one. Actually. Yeah We

saw We send the jits I Had I had a similar thing

for especially those that are on there even not

even being loud But anyone on their phone cuz

screw you take your phone and put it away or

I saw someone's like an iPad one time not a big

fan but along the same lines like people were

kind of obnoxious during films my thing was though

like okay let's hit them where it really hurts

care clearly you don't care about movies so if

those get ruined for them they'll just not pay

attention but everyone needs to sleep so what

we would do for people that find that have found

guilty we'll set up uh what i call Sleepy time

revenge in their bedrooms where we will fix speakers

flashing light sirens And what will happen is

anyone that was in the theater at the time? It's

a button in their house that they can push any

at their leisure where this sleepy time and revenge

will go off And scare the living crap out of

them while they are trying to sleep. I will not

offend exactly because it will it will it will

definitely have its effect and if you live near

people that it would like hurt like other people

that would like in an apartment complex will

just make you wear headphones so it only hurts

you it reminds me of the the YouTube videos I've

seen where it was like pranks with people waking

up people out of a dead sleep It is freaking

hilarious, like how scared they are over the

simplest stuff. Or like they wake them up and

they get them to do something like the lead,

you know what I mean? It's just like, yeah. Yeah.

Interesting, interesting. Awesome. All right.

Well, we'd like to hear what you would do if

you could rule the world What laws you would

make what things you would do and you there's

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heroic age Chuck even though I'm not usually

too active on Twitter. Sorry You can see who

he's following I Am at their create porch where

you essentially just see retweets of whatever

Funko is coming out with And I am at movie revolts

and I can only have some Twitter And I am at

Movie Revolt where you can see all my bad jokes

and stupid comments and spelling errors. So there

you go. But that'll be it for this week. We'll

be back next week. Same time, same channel, same

podcast feed, but for now. This has been Chuck.

This has been Greg or the kind of crazy ruler

that has very severe penalties. And this has

been Dan. We've been talking in circles. We'll

see you next week. Severe penalties. Wow with

a with a broken ruler, you know Yeah, shove that

broken ruler up somebody's ass for breaking one

of the rules. You can go right there to it Yes,

you could see that's why I'm a severe ruler here

You're you're cracking down. No quarter given

Cracking down on anyone who's stealing the podcast.

Oh Who steals podcasts? I don't know. I feel

like the worst person ever. It's like, yeah,

I, uh, I tour in podcasts. Like, why would you

tour in podcasts? What the hell was I gonna say?

Damn it. We're all having brain farts here. This

sucks. I feel like an old man. Like, I can't

remember what I was gonna say. You walk to a

room and you're just like, I don't know where

I am. I have done that. Why am I pushing the

shopping cart across the parking lot? I don't

know what I'm doing here. I'm just gonna leave

it here.