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But before we get to the craziness, how's the

week been going for you guys? My week is I guess

kind of boring. I don't know much too much going

on but it's also boring Chuck so no big thing

sticking with the exercise routine and Uh, that's

going well losing some weight and getting stronger.

So that's always good enough You can maybe play

for the world and uh, they need some, you know,

people can throw punches. Yeah I was thinking

that you know, it's uh, Manny machado, you know

got a pretty good punch in there and the the

that brawl but Um, I don't know if he's gonna

get suspended at all. I know they were talking

about the way they were talking about it It's

like the pitcher does that a lot. So they're

like, yeah, he had a comment to him. It's like

All right, then there you go. So Yeah, it was

kind of a kind of a douche move because they

said it was like completely unprovoked like you

didn't do anything but Yeah, not much. I mean

I I feel good the one thing I will say Exercise

seems to help me mentally too for some reason

like a maybe it's the increased blood flow and

everything But I usually feel more focused and

alert and stuff. So that's always good Greg.

How are things going with you? I never feel focused

and alert from workouts at all. I don't know

what it is about me. I just feel like crap after

everyone. You're doing it wrong. Apparently,

I'm just trying to do what everybody else is

doing. Maybe you're overdoing it. Are you watching

every montage for Maki and just trying to reenact

every single thing he does? You don't have to

go that far. It's really hard to run. It's really

hard to run in two feet of snow. Yeah, but I

only run in that two feet of snow for about maybe

like three seconds, so it's not too bad. It's

hard just getting there though. That's the hard

part, you know? I mean, what got me was lifting

the big net full of boulders in the barn. That's

a tough one to do, you know? Yeah, that one gets

me every time. No, I've been working out. I really

need to stick to my diet more. I'm probably not

going to be that great at it this weekend. I'm

going to be going to some kind of conference

with my boss down in Harrisburg. So I'll probably

be eating terribly. And today he brought back

pretzels from the Philadelphia Pretzel Factory.

So those are just way too damn tempting, especially

with the little cup of cheese that comes with

it. Cheese is always best when served in a club.

I know a good place you can go Greg because I've

I've been to Harrisburg a few times for trainings

for my work And a really good suggestion. I have

it's called Kokomo's. It's on Second Street Can

I take it fast? Or you can take it slow, you

know That's that's where I want to go. Yeah,

I way down in Kokomo Way down. It's way down

there on second street, but, um, they, they have

a really good wings among other things, but,

uh, I might want to check that out. If you have

a little dilemma where to go. Cool, because I

think one night we have to, there's some kind

of setup with the conference where we're having

food at some restaurant that they have it hooked

up with. And then also you guys are talking about

baseball. And I kind of faded out while you were

talking about that, because I find baseball uninteresting,

but I get to go watch a two star baseball game

or whatever league. It's a lesser league. Yeah.

So I get to watch baseball. half stars it wasn't

that great of a league yeah i will probably just

be trying to probably just be buying overpriced

drinks and drinking beer the whole time to keep

myself occupied with double a games are usually

not nearly as overpriced as they are for with

the majors but still you know they have the price

for sure it's still still overpriced that's how

they make their money Very cool. My week's been

rather was very typical until today. There was

it must have been not an omen I don't know what

they were very serendipitous Because I was driving

my normal route to work. I get off my exit I

look to my right and I see a guy on a unicycle

and just like just on a unicycle on a major road

like using it for transportation had a hat with

goggles on i'm like that's just a sign we need

to do new news of the weird like that's just

He had goggles on? How fast was he going? Booking.

I was impressed. The balance and the speed, it

was a good combination. So I'm not an expert

on unicycles, but do they have brakes? I would

assume so. Yeah, I guess. You would just go backwards,

maybe? I don't know. If you're going down a hill

and picking up speed, what the hell do you do?

He had them pretty... He was on a pretty major

road too. So you know with red lights and everything

like that. So I don't know. I would assume you

have breaks No idea Even more important question

was he juggling? Such a slacker, you know, whatever

I know like come on if you're gonna do it go

all out but uh also so Often I go in like different

moods of to like, you know, like to start the

years really in the comics I've kind of gone

out but now I've been really getting into film

movies again, and I've been trying to catch up

with a few things I'm trying to knock off films

for my list of shame that I did on cinema geeks

not too long ago and but also just checking stuff

out on Netflix and a documentary I came on there

that I've been wanting to see I actually heard

about it from listening to Douglas movies podcast

and it's about a wrestler that I used to be a

big fan of when I was a kid and it's Jake the

Snake Roberts, and I know Chuck, I'm pretty sure

you're probably familiar with him, right? Oh

yeah, I was, he wasn't my favorite, but I was

definitely a big fan. I remember him. I don't

know if you ever saw the documentary Beyond the

Mat, where he's a big part of that documentary,

and he goes into his life, he's pretty big alcoholic,

and he has a really bad relationship with his

family within that. With this documentary that,

Well, he does carry a giant snake around. He

does, yeah. That doesn't really bode well for

building relationships, but this documentary

is actually called The Resurrection of Jake the

Snake Roberts, and it's about his road to attempt

for recovery, basically. The premise of it is

that he moves in with a fellow wrestler, former

wrestler, like one of the guys he actually helped

bring up, which was Diamond Ellis Page, DDP,

who was actually really popular when I was into

wrestling back in the day. And like I guess the

EDP for those I know don't know which is probably

a lot of people he has he's kind of developed

this yoga system this workout system we're talking

about exercising like this, you know this way

to try to become healthier and he brings them

there to try to clean his life up and The document

itself, I would say, how well it's made. It's

not great filmmaking. It almost borderlines on

an infomercial at times, but Jake the Snake,

Jake Roberts, the character, the person, he does

make it rather captivating, because you do see

him going through this epic struggle of alcoholism,

abuse, and everything. takes out of him and it's

fascinating and that stands like how he just

continues to fail and tries to get back up and

it's just it is quite interesting in that aspect.

It's about almost a year process of his life

in this house with these people and I would say

even if you're not into wrestling you'd probably

enjoy it because there's not a great deal of

wrestling it's more about him as a person and

It's a it's very well on Netflix now, so it's

I think it's worth free It's only it's about

less than two hours and I think it's pretty solid

documentary again. Nothing amazing It could have

been better if they if this was in a more capable

film filmmaker probably would have been Really

great. Like I think Beyond the Match actually

a really good documentary. It's much better than

this But I think it's just I don't know. It's

I think it's a fascinating story to watch so

What was the resurrection of Jake to snake Roberts?

Okay, are there like A lot of other wrestlers

in it or just those two? DDP, also Scott Hall,

Razor Ramon shows up. And there are some interviews

with other wrestlers too, like Chris Jericho,

some other old school guys. The beginning of

it kind of starts with giving you an idea of

who Jake The Snake Roberts is, how he became

who he was. There are some other wrestlers not

some of the bigger names weren't there was actually

kind of surprised how much Footage they got of

him from the WWE because they're usually pretty

protective of what they allow people to use so

I don't know if they Had a partnership with them

or what what have you but uh, so there was a

lot of old -school footage in there as well.

So So, but I also know Chuck I know you've been

reading a hell of a lot. I know we talked about

rebirth last week and you've also read that and

a few other things I don't know if you want to

What you want to start with but I know you have

a lot to talk about I guess uh You should get

start with the DC rebirth one. I finally caught

up to it a little bit Just a week late from when

you guys were talking about it, but I was finally

to get able to Get down there and pick it up

and it is definitely a big book. I think it's

a Double size 64 page issue or something like

that. The only thing I regret, I did not follow

the instructions on the bottom of the first page

because I did not read Justice League number

50 first. I didn't either. So I immediately defied

the instructions and I feel like I am probably

missing a few key components to it. How dare

you come and tell me what to do. I will show

you. You're not my master. And it's weird because

it's like you open it up and like, you know,

the inside of the cover is totally black and

then it just goes right into the story. And I

was not prepared for those directions immediately.

So. But maybe she just put it on the cover, you

know, like read these first. But overall, I love

the art in this. I really like it a lot. I think

Ethan Van Schuyver, he's one of my favorites

as far as DC stuff. I think he might have worked

on Sinestro Core War a little bit and stuff like

that. He worked on Blackest Night and what the

other one was. I forget the opposite of that.

Oh, yeah, Brightest Day. Yeah, he did a lot of

Green Lantern stuff and I love the way he draws.

the Green Lantern stuff and even his work in

this is pretty amazing. Ivan Reiss I like a lot

too so I was pretty happy to see both of those

guys involved in this because I really do enjoy

their stuff and I think when I can really get

behind the artwork it just makes it all that

more enjoyable for me anyway to read a story

so but there's some pretty amazing visuals in

here with like Kid Flash kind of fading in and

out of the speed force and like trying to come

in contact with people that, you know, he's trying

to get to remember him and stuff like that. I

thought that was a pretty cool concept and pretty

amazing artwork, the way they depicted all that.

And it was kind of like it kind of made me think

of, you know, the TV show a little bit, just

like just some of the similarity with The Flash

and stuff. It was interesting that, you know,

he was in the Speed Force because they kind of

did that a little bit in The Flash TV show, even

though the way they did it was like Completely

different than in the comic here, but just another

variation of sort of being in the speed force

and sort of being Consumed by it or there's something

like that. So Very interesting. I thought pretty

cool that Barry was the one to Actually remember

him instead of everybody else. So I thought that

was really cool I'm excited to see where it goes

from here, but I got to be honest. I I'm not

like really at all adept at, you know, the history

of the Watchmen or anything like that. I really

don't know much about them at all. So I was kind

of confused at the end, really wasn't quite sure

what it meant. I read a couple articles during

the week that were sort of explaining it a little

more. And honestly, that aspect of it sort of

like turned me off a little bit when they're

talking about Dr. Manhattan being so powerful

that he's like controlling this and stuff like

that. I mean, it was a little odd. to me and

maybe it's just my unfamiliarity with the character

but I was it was exciting you know reading through

the whole thing but it was sort of a little bit

of a letdown for me when I got to the end and

uh found out like sort of who was behind it I

guess I I guess I expected a more uh DC like

a more DC universe grounded character I know

Watchmen was done by DC but like a little bit

of a separate universe so I was kind of a little

bit thrown off by that, but I did like the story,

a ton of questions that I have. And I know, you

know, reading some of the back issues and stuff

like that might fill in some gaps for me. And

some of them haven't come out yet. I think, well,

as we're doing this now, the flash rebirth number

one came out yesterday. So I have not gotten

a chance to pick that up yet, but I do intend

to do that. And some other stuff, like I'm not

sure about the I'm not sure who the girl is,

that's Green Lantern, because I have not been

following that. And I thought it was interesting

that, like, Ted Kord is still alive, the blue

beetle, and that they're talking about the scarab

for... the new Blue Beetle Jaime Reyes has like

some magic involved because we had Dr. Fate come

in. I thought that was pretty interesting. I

remember like in the Young Justice cartoon, it

was more of like alien technology sort of thing.

So I'm kind of interested to see where they go

with that. So a lot of I guess a lot of not really

loose ends, but a lot of avenues that they can

explore and take this in a lot of different directions.

So I'm kind of excited to see where it goes.

I got to say I'm more excited for it than I was

for the New 52 so well, I guess that's Not really

no, I mean I I did get into the first one a little

bit the very first like Story and obviously I

saw it like I saw the animated movie and stuff

too. I thought about picking up the Sinestro

core comic because that looked really interesting,

but I did not get around to doing that but I

don't I heard a lot of like sort of Better expectations

for this than the new 52 like people I guess

there was some mixed uh Mixed emotions about

a new 52. I guess you would say yeah I think

like from what I hear from on because I've been

spotty when it comes to new 52 stuff a lot of

it started off Well, a lot of like things went

were good. Like it's got standards Batman. It

was mostly positive received Green Lantern started

off strong within like the last two years has

been kind of garbage And just like it seems like

there was like similar there was a lot of potential

that just wasn't really Realized and Superman's

been kind of a mess lately with all the weird

things. They've been doing with him. So But and

it's I don't know. I'm intrigued about it. I

know I'm not super super familiar with watchmen

either but What I am I I do wonder what it's

gonna be like and I don't I don't per se think

it means that now the Watchmen characters are

going to be in the DC universe per se. I took

that more as a reaction to what has become in

the DC characters. And a lot of people point

to Watchmen as the thing that changed the way

people perceive superheroes, because it made

things a little bit more cynical in a way, I

guess. And I think people tried to recreate it.

Try to reimagine that success later on and it

caused I think no one ever quite got there to

it and maybe some things lost the spirit of what

they were meant to be so Maybe I'm wrong, but

that's what what I kind of could ask so I don't

know if it entails again I've only read rebirth.

I've not read any of the other ones, but I know

you you did read Superman rebirth I don't know

if that gave you any more idea of like what direction

they're going not really I mean that was it was

a little bit more focused on you know, there's

a there's a An ongoing story I guess that I am

kind of a little bit behind on because I didn't

read I think it's Superman number 52 or something

says to read but like the regular Superman is

on this different earth and That earth Superman

was killed in a battle with somebody and it doesn't

really say who it was But I think it was a flashback.

So I get the feeling if you read the other one,

you probably would know but people are probably

screaming at their uh computers right now listening

to this but um i am really behind so i did not

uh get what happened there or anything like that

and uh you know they go into like him you know

this superman from like the earth that we usually

know the one that you know died in the fight

against doomsday because they talk about that

a lot in this issue he's on this other earth

and you know he's talking to Lana Lang who is

in a relationship with the Clark on that earth

or was in a relationship with him and you know

she mistakes him for Clark and which he is Clark

but different Clark but he's explaining to her

he's not the one that she knows he's from a different

earth and he was explaining That he expects this

Superman to come back to life because he did

after his battle with doomsday and it wasn't

so much that he was killed it was just that he

was sort of in this really deep sort of Kryptonian

coma type thing and so they go looking for a

Kryptonian artifact in this Superman's Fortress

of Solitude, but they couldn't they weren't able

to find it there and stuff like that. So it's

a pretty interesting stuff. It's it's you know

obviously like being a superman title it's it

was completely centered on the superman story

so it didn't really expand too much on the watchman

angle or anything like that there wasn't even

a mention of the flash or flashpoint or anything

like that in it so it was kind of unrelated on

that front but um in its own right has a pretty

interesting story going on as you're kind of

waiting for this other superman to possibly Kind

of come back to life like like the one we know

did so that was pretty interesting Do you feel

like I guess you haven't read a lot of new but

does this superman that you're reading feel like

the superman that you are a fan of does it feel

any different than Maybe even the the movie superman

or what you have seen from the new 52 superman

This I guess this uh, it's hard to tell, you

know, just going off one issue But it it did

feel a little bit more like, you know, the old

superman kind of uh maybe you know, wasn't quite,

I don't know if you would say rigid or... Cold?

You know, stoic, stoic, cold, whatever you want

to say, as the new 52 version. So it does feel

a little bit more like the old Superman because

he's kind of a little bit more compassionate

the way he's explaining things to Lana and stuff

like that. We don't really get to see him in

a fight scene or anything like that. You don't

see a whole much of him because they're just

kind of setting things up right now. But it's

really cool how he... Goes back through and talks

about his battle with doomsday. It was sort of

like a Sort of like a memoir as he's going back

through the battle and what was going through

his mind when he fought doomsday And there's

a ton of great visuals or some really great artwork

in those few pages where they're going back through

that So I thoroughly enjoyed that so I mean I

would recommend it if you're You know getting

into the whole new rebirth thing I would definitely

pick up the Superman one because it's it's definitely

interesting Greg, I also know that you apparently

are highly into white -collar crime, if I'm not

mistaken. I think there's some more comic book

stuff that Chuck would like to talk about. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yes! You finally also read the comic

about our childhood favorite drama series of

real -life teenagers with attitudes, Power Rangers.

That's right the the teenage soap opera that

we all watched Yeah, I was able to I only picked

up Issue zero though, however But the new Mighty

Morphin Power Rangers comic from boom studios,

and I gotta say I was I was really impressed

with it. It is really good I don't know if they

were I'm assuming there was some more variant

covers, but I got the one with the Green Ranger

sort of holding holding the sword facing down

It's sort of a close shot. You don't see his

head or anything like that. That's the one I

have, too. Yeah. Yeah. It's really a whole bunch

of different variants. Yeah. That was the only

one I could find when I did buy it. So but I

was happy with it. I think it's a pretty cool

cover. And actually, I like the artwork in this

a lot for the most part. Not so much in the Adventures

of Balkan Skull story. That's a little bit more

cartoon. Yeah, it's a little bit different style.

And I wasn't crazy about that. That little bonus

story overall anyway, but the main story And

I think it's I'm not sure how to pronounce this

guy's name at all, but Henry praise say yet Yeah,

something like that for set. Yeah, I don't know

Yes Yeah, I like the artwork it definitely takes

me back to watching that show growing up like

and I was huge when I was on like fourth grade

and I know, Dan, you and I used to like talk

about it in school and stuff because we're like

so into it. Yeah, the toys and everything, you

know, it's a good time. Oh, yeah, there was there

was one Christmas when I got like all the action

figures. It was like that was awesome. Powering

back before a podcast, you would actually just

talk about stuff in real life. And yeah, yeah.

Right. And you wouldn't record it. And only if

we did, though, it would be amazing. Yeah, it

would. It really would. But no, I thought this

was really cool. I like how they sort of mingled

in with their school life. And I think like,

I don't know if it's just me personally, but

a lot of this media that I've been consuming

lately is more so of people like my current age.

And, you know, they have jobs and they're starting

families and things like that. So it was cool

to kind of go back into the Back into the shoes

of like a high school kid and sort of see See

that stuff. It was cool to go back to that and

it really really Was effective taking me back

to that time. So I think did a good good job

with depicting all the characters Like I mentioned

the art is great seeing the Megazords on there

was pretty awesome and You know Tommy making

the taking making a little mistake there and

you know hitting the bridge and stuff like that,

but Pretty cool. Pretty cool comic. I got to

say I wanted to get the other ones. The only

my only problem with this is they're four dollars

each. So a little bit more expensive than, you

know, like the DC ones were three dollars each.

This was four dollars each because I wanted to

pick up issues one and two, especially issue

two. I really like the cover. There was a huge,

huge image of the Megazord on it, which was pretty

awesome. I may still pick that up, but I'm thinking

about just kind of wait until the until a trade

comes out or something like that. Have it all

collected. But I'm really liking it though and

I would love to continue reading it. So it's

definitely kind of got me hooked. Nice, nice.

Very cool. And Funko has some more Power Ranger

pop vinyls coming out that look really awesome,

by the way. So how much do they pay you to like

put those plugs in? Nothing nothing at all, but

they look completely awesome. I think I retweeted

it on my Twitter And I think I replied I want

all of those Are they doing a white ranger one?

No, they said they're coming out with more though,

I think that's green bread black and yellow No,

there was a blue was there I forget the exact

colors, but it was definitely the green ranger

and not the white one But they said they're gonna

come out with more so Nice. I just wanted to

add, I'm really glad that they chose this specific

team and this specific story to start with because

this is the era of Power Rangers that I loved

and that I really enjoyed so much. Like, really,

like, I think I watched maybe one season after

that where they had, like, the different team

with all the new people and after that. I remember

something like Turbo. Yeah. But after that, after

I think it was The guy that replaced Jason as

the Red Ranger, I think was Rocky or something

like that. Yeah, Rocky was terrible. I think

I watched part of a lot of that season and that

team. But after that, I just like totally got

away from Power Rangers and it was just sort

of a lost thing. I totally got away from it.

So I'm really glad when they chose to do a comic,

they did this particular team, because if they

did another one, I really probably would have

no interest in it at all. So. Very cool. Alright

any more cop. I mean you're you're on a reading

spree man Yeah, I was I don't know nothing else

this week, but we'll see what next week has in

store Greg what about you? Well, I've been watching

a show called white collar nice. I started watching

the show Couple years back, but I finally I Left

it after like a season or two and I really enjoyed

the first couple of seasons But there was other

stuff out and I was waiting for the the next

season to come out and then all of a sudden time

passed by and The show was completely over so

I finally got to sit down and watch all of that

I love white collar. It's it's about the white

collar crime division of the FBI It's about This

one specific criminal that gets caught he's one

of the best con men out there and he gets kind

of recruited by the FBI and he's got a Caller

around his ankle to keep track of them and everything

So he's trying to pull off his cons while the

FBI is trying to keep them in tow and have him

help them out Which he does help them out a lot

But then he tries to get away with little things

here and there. I think it's a great show Definitely

check it out. It's a lot of art crime con men

type of stuff. So you learn it interesting little

facts about how these con men kind of pull things

off and I and I like those kind of things it's

like a burn notice thing which I also have to

finish uh or like bring you in to this place

and kind of show you how they do their their

business and everything which I find really interesting

to get behind the eyes of like a con man and

like he's always He's the the criminal in this

Neil Caffrey is like super talented and they

always have interesting little Secondary story

lines that go throughout this season And then

they start up another one for the next season

and they always have interesting things with

that the only complaint I really have about the

show is the last episode ever I felt didn't really

stick with the character that they had developed

over the years on the show. I felt like they

kind of went away from who Neil Caffrey is and

who he was becoming. I felt like it was kind

of a cop out at the end. But overall, I really

enjoyed the show and I would this is one of the

shows that if I ever did have time, I would definitely

go back and rewatch again because it was a lot

of fun. I always get that show and Suits confused.

Yeah, they're similar style of look going on

but I think suits is that more Lawyer II type

I seem so or about people with good fashion sense.

I'm not sure one of the two Have you ever watched

the show leverage? You talk about like con artists

and stuff like that. It was on TNT for a while.

No, I never watched leverage. No, I know it was

on TNT, but I've never watched leverage. You

might enjoy that. That's kind of one of those

things where it is, I would call it, it's very

light in the sense of it's very serialized in

each week. And then you kind of know the pattern

of it. Almost like a heist movie every episode,

but it's a fun little show. Yeah. This kind of

falls into that episode. Sounds very similar

to leverage. So you might enjoy that. So very

cool. I Was gonna wait to talk about this but

it actually fits I'll actually talk about this

movie now actually a film I really ended up loving

and it makes sense because we're talking about

news of the weird because it's a very weird film

But it's the lobster starring Colin Farrell at

Farrell. I don't know if you guys have heard

about it at all but no idea what that is The

movie the lobster it's about This kind of I want

to say dystopian future, but it's almost like

a parallel universe where people are required

to get married and if there's a situations where

they're not or they get divorced or someone passes

away they can go to this hotel and At the hotel

they are required to try to pair off with someone

within a 45 day period and if they don't they

then get transformed into some sort of animal

and it's whatever animal of their choice and

for Colin Farrell he chooses a lobster because

of It's long life and it stays fertile for for

much of its life. So it's a very insane premise

It doesn't necessarily get very much into the

science of it. It's not really about that. But

imagine like I don't want to say my python because

my python it's super it's a comedy, but it's

super dry and almost say almost awkward in a

way and but I found it very Engaging and it's

one of the my favorite films of the year so far,

but I can also see say it's a movie that I love

but be difficult recommending it to like a lot

of people because it is so weird and unique and

that the tone of it is very Universal and I could

see a lot of people within the first 10 minutes

just walking out and hating it But if you watch

the first 10 15 minutes and do enjoy it keep

going and it's really great I think it's a very

good deconstruction of the way our culture views

relationships rather it be the way we view having

to get married or stay single in the way too

of how like our culture and subcultures create

these hierarchy of roles that you have to follow

in order to be part of that culture and then

demonize anyone who's outside of it. It's very

odd in that sense. It's actually from a Greek

filmmaker. This is the first English language

film that he made. It came out. in england last

year's actually been delayed for quite some time

but uh... it's you know if you're looking for

something that's really off the wall and strange

greg i think possibly see you liking it because

you know you do like some like films that kind

of have our premises but uh... i don't know i

did enjoy the great deals i did want to bring

it up since you're talking about weird stuff

it seems to fit today's episode that definitely

fits the Fits the bill for a weird news. Speaking

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the battle. And welcome back, and I hope you

are ready to get weird, because we are. I've

scoured the world of the internet, most likely

just doing a Google search and typing in weird

news stories and finding out what pops up. But

that doesn't matter, it doesn't matter how we

found them, it just means we found them. So what

we're gonna do is kind of just talk about them

and discuss them and see what craziness this

world is really like. I know does anyone have

any particular weird story that they are chomping

at the bit to share? I'll go first. So we've

all we've all been working out right Chuck and

myself have been Working hard trying to get fit,

but we're not going as far as this one person.

I got this off of If press never heard of them

before but there's apparently a mom That hasn't

been breastfeeding her child Since she had it

20 years ago. Oh wait. She is breastfeeding She

had kids 20 years old and she's breastfeeding

Yes, but not the child. She is breastfeeding

her 36 year old Boyfriend who is a bodybuilder

and his is using her breast milk to help improve

his workouts Apparently she has to do a lot of

things to help Her her breasts produce the milk

because she hasn't breastfed for 20 years, which

apparently she had the kid when she was 16 if

their age was the same as her boyfriend, but

yeah apparently he spends nights have been a

struggle because Brad sleeps So peacefully, but

we managed to cope until he falls asleep latched

on to me, which is beautiful That is mental image.

I do not want And apparently this is her regimen

to make it so her breasts keep producing Her

body needs some coaxing to induce milk flow.

She pumps her breasts every two hours, takes

herbal meds, and eats a special diet to initiate

lactation and maintain milk supply. Man, she's

a trooper for sure. Right? and then this also

ties into my real life because at work we have

this woman who just had a child and she leaves

her breast pump around out for anybody to view

especially when you come right in the door for

deliveries the delivery guys just see her breast

pump sitting there and then also in the sink

in the little dryer pouch thing she has all of

her equipment sitting there from when she cleaned

them out after producing. So that's always fun.

I don't want to say this often to that guy though.

And it's basically what just happened to steroids,

good old fashioned steroids. If you really, I

mean, what happened to buying milk at the supermarket?

Not good enough, Chuck. You need it straight

from the human breast. That that woman is a saint.

OK, for doing that for him, because I mean that.

That stuff is painful too like for her to go

through that every single day for him like Gosh,

this woman should get a medal. She should get

his medal if he wins a competition I don't know.

That's kind of uh, I don't know. I guess very

creepy How many things did they try until they

settled on that as the thing that they were gonna

do? I know like they try to drink and yeah, it

seems Interesting. Wow. There you go. That that's

a Kicking us off strong, Greg. Kicking us off

strong. Thank you. Chuck, do you have a story

you wanted to bring up? I'll step it up a notch

here a little bit. I'll go with one that I heard

a couple of weeks ago, actually. But I sort of

have been saving it for this moment. And I'm

sure maybe some other people heard of this because

it was on a couple of the more popular news sites.

But a couple of weeks ago, there was a man in

Thailand. or as Alan from Hangover would say,

Thailand. And their main exports are textiles.

This guy from Thailand was sitting on the toilet,

just minding his own business, taking a dump,

and a pipe through the toilet drain and latched

onto his penis. I am seriously, I am afraid of

snakes coming up out of the toilet. I have seriously

had that run through my brain. Get ready to be

more scared because it really happened. And this

wasn't like it wasn't like a huge, huge python,

like it was really fat or anything, because obviously

it wouldn't have been able to fit up through

the drain. But you're talking probably, I don't

know, like a four or five footer. As you know,

they're not venomous, so, you know, they they

swallow their. their prey and everything, but

they need a lot of teeth to maintain the grip

on their prey. So they have like, I don't even

know what it is. It's like a hundred teeth to

their mouth. So imagine that. Does he spit or

swallow? Did they swallow? But all of it. Right.

Just imagine, you know, a hundred tiny teeth

just clamping onto your manhood. Just enough

to rather send a chill. So anyway, The guy, I

guess, you know, rightfully freaked out. He's

screaming for his wife and everything. So his

wife comes in to help him try to get this thing

off because like, they don't just like kind of

bite you and then back off. They latch on and

clamp down like a snapping turtle and they pretty

much do not let go. So they're trying to get

this thing off of his member and him and his

wife can't do the job. She runs and gets the

neighbor next door. to come and help them. Just

what you want your neighbor helping you doing,

you know, on a weekend. Hey, you want to help

me out with something? So they come over. It

takes them 30 minutes to get the snake off. Oh,

geez. And he lost a lot of blood and everything.

The guy turned out to be OK. I'm sure he had

some minor surgery, even though that's not minor.

It's major surgery right there. Hopefully they.

gave him a local anesthetic there on that. But

they said they actually they had to extract the

snake from the drain. So they actually had to

dismantle the toilet and take it apart to get

the snake out. And for any reptile lovers out

there, the snake did survive. So the snake's

OK. Oh, thank God for that. Thank God. But let

me just say that the snake would not be alive

if this happened to me. I would have hacked that

thing's head off really fast. But yeah, I cannot

imagine that happening. That's just like, I mean,

I'm sure we've all had that thought at one point

in time. Like just kind of like, you're kind

of freaked out, like wondering if something's

going to come up through the toilet. But yeah,

you know, sometimes it really does happen actually,

which is pretty crazy. Yeah. Well, yeah. Every

time I'm going to use the bathroom now, I'm going

to just keep checking. Reminds me of like there's

a... Like a video of someone flushing a toilet

in Australia and they do so and like this gigantic

spider is flushed under you see it's crawling.

Yep. Yeah So yeah, but talk about like the worst

place to be bit by it too like Like down in the

leg or the butt cheek, but just yeah right on

the old manhood there. Oof man Got him in. Yeah.

Wow. There you go different much different makes

the whole snake in trousers a whole lot different

but well this is a little bit on the lighter

greg you've had pets before you've had a dog

and chuck i know you've had a dog and i've had

a dog previously as well and so there was a man

in russia who also had a dog had two dogs uh

and he he noticed like these dogs were giving

him a lot of trouble, unexpected trouble. They

were, you know, they were friendly for the most

part, but they just had these gigantic appetites

where he simply could not keep them fed enough.

And he ended up actually like even eating things

like his chickens that he had. And they would,

he would chase things and just he would having

the worst time in the world. Well, This guy's

name is not it was not but one day though, like

I guess for whatever reason he ends up going

to a local zoo or animal exhibit basically and

he was going through it he realizes something

as he gets into the bear exhibit and That's the

fact those animals that he thought were dogs

are not dogs, but they're actually bear cubs

So he's had he had them for about yes, what he

thought were dogs were really bear cubs So he

ended up reporting them back, but they were Asian

black bears and apparently a protected species,

but he found them in the woods and Some people

expecting me they were there from poachers or

what -have -you, but yeah Okay, so how clueless

do you have to be? these asian uh black bears

i mean they look somewhat like dogs they have

like their ears are around like dogs and their

their faces a little bit and they're on all fours

like you would expect a dog but yeah they they

look still like bears so i don't know if he's

just like you know we're russian we grow bears

bigger in russia or we grow dogs bigger in russia

but yeah so it's it's it's kind of crazy so Soviet

Russia dog eats you Exactly, so there you go

That's pretty crazy Greg shooting it back over

to you. What a crazy news you got for us Apparently

guys, I'm getting divorced. Sorry to hear that.

Yeah, I know I didn't even know I was married

but a woman is Divorcing her is Zimbabwean husband,

which I didn't know I was Zimbabwean a Nigerian

prince in figure in this anyway? No, he does

not. It's just solely about me. I don't know

why they're saying I'm some way in. But after

three days of marriage to this woman, we got

had to get divorced. And she claims it was oh,

and this is her. This is her second marriage,

and I feel really bad for her, but I did get

back my LeBola, whatever that is, and all the

money I spent on her during her hardship, which

amounted to 68 ,000 R. I don't know what the

R is rubies. I don't know but I got all that

back but she had to dissolve the marriage because

She could not bear the size of my manhood any

longer. She divorced me because my penis was

too large Well, I mean I could see you know that

being pretty painful. I guess you know, I mean

apparently Given it to her often to like I don't

I don't understand. Well, maybe he they were

saving it for marriage. But is there any chance

that maybe thinks you would have found out about

it. I was related to the guy in Chuck's story

and that's where the snake came in and she was

just trying to eliminate the problem all together.

You think he would have tried to at least get

it off then if before he inserted it in, because

I don't think a snake works well as a condom.

No, it does not well it less likely of falling

off but for the wrong reasons so I Get the idea

you're living vicariously through this guy No,

this story was about me. I don't know why they

say I'm from Zimbabwe, but I mean when I do see

you I'm like that is a man from Zimbabwe It looks

like a man from Zimbabwe. Well, we talk about

divorce actually I'll do my story so I just skip

ahead of you Greg or Chuck Because it involves

divorce as well. And you know with divorce there

are different ways of paying child support Well,

I don't this must be the most Italian thing ever

to happen in the history of ever but in Italy

a chef got a divorce with his wife and they do

have children and They agreed to you know, he

had to pay 335 Dollars per month and child support,

but he was having challenges doing so so in in

lieu of money He decided in the grudge and wife

agreed that he would pay in pizza no word on

if these were actually turtles, but Yeah, he

would he would basically get around the need

of being money by Giving your pizza every month.

So I mean, I think it's it's fair I mean truck

and I both are big fans of pizza when he did

undeserved desert island. So There you go. I

mean if you're gonna it shows you just all the

different tools that you could use pizza for

Yeah, I mean Wise men say forgiveness is divine,

but never pay full price for exactly exactly

Maybe that's how he's getting around it, too

He's just like ordering pizza getting it late

and then giving it out. So he's got a system

working for him. So I Would probably take pizzas.

Yeah, I mean we should really use pizza for payment

more often for everything really I mean I'm trying

to like, you know, throw it into a vending machine

if you want a cold soda or something like that

You'd probably be, like, a more grateful and

compassionate society, you know, if people were,

like, paying in pizza, you know? I'd be like,

oh, thanks so much, Tim. You're awesome. You

know, you look awesome today. Thanks so much.

Oh, and it's meat lovers? Oh, good choice. Yeah,

nice. Very nice. Sorry, sorry to skip ahead of

track, but did you have another one? That's all

right. Oh, I got lots, Dan. I got lots. I could

go all night. Yeah. So could that one guy, apparently.

So, or Greg, I guess, which was Greg from Zimbabwe.

This one, this one's a pretty crazy story. This

was from a long time ago, not a long time ago,

but probably a few months ago. I remember reading

about it. It just sort of popped into my head

when we were researching this stuff. This was

a story actually from China and there was two

front end loaders, like at a construction site.

You know, the big, big bucket loaders that you

see on the sites, the big ones. There was this

big construction project, a roadway project in

China, sort of in an urban setting. There was

a lot of buildings around and everything. These

two front -end loaders sort of start coming at

each other, and they start fighting. These guys

are transformers. Exactly. It looks like there's

a video that goes with this and everything. Maybe

I can toss the link in there for when the show

comes out. It's pretty crazy to watch, actually,

because the two of them start just kind of crashing

into each other. And it's kind of like, you know,

you see the bighorn sheep just kind of back up

and sort of like ram each other. Like that's

what they were doing with these two giant bucket

loaders. And it just got crazy and it was starting

to get out of hand. Like people were, uh, you

know, in the, in the stores and shops and stuff

nearby, and they, they weren't sure what was

happening. They thought it was like a, an accident

first, like a construction accident. But, um,

I guess what happened was like, it was two rival

construction companies that were like fighting

over this job. They were fighting over this work

contract somehow. And apparently, like these

couple of guys, these operators were like really

taking it personal because they were kind of

like, you know, diving in on their space a little

bit on their turf. So they started duking it

out with these with this heavy machinery. And

third loader came in, actually, and they kind

of ganged up and they kept fighting. The one

actually got tipped over. And it was just all

crazy. I think a couple of people got hurt the

cops came, you know and You know arrested a bunch

of people and they're getting statements and

everything It was this huge mess trying to get

sorted out. But yeah, so crazy crazy little fight

with heavy machinery I've never seen that before

in my life. And if you watch the video, it's

it's really amazing because you're like what

the hell is going on? this is like a some sort

of weird like sci -fi channel movie or something

like It's something you would never actually

sport. Yeah, I know. It's kind of like that thing

where they would build the robots to like fight

each other, robot wars or whatever. They battle

bots. It's it's on TV again. Yeah. Except on

a much larger scale. But like, it's crazy. I

guess they said the you know, the disputes usually

in China are sort of between like the residents

and the contractors because they You know, they

don't want their property condemned. They don't

want to be forced out, forced to move and things

like that. So there's been some incidents that

way, but never before between two contractors

fighting over a contract. And I thought, you

know, if people in this country were this eager

to work, you know, we'd be a lot better off than

we are. It's just, I can't imagine people fighting

over a job like everyone here. America, for the

most part, is just like, yeah, whatever. We need

more people fighting in big machinery, basically.

And then we'll make it into a sport, and then

there you go. Sure. It's just a stark contrast

of our two societies, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, I

guess. I don't know. It's kind of crazy. It's

like, I wonder who won. And then while they were

duking it out, a fourth person came in and actually

ended up doing it all. That's the sad part. Yeah,

I got more penis things going on but it's not

me this time Because a US prison inmate can sue

over removal of marbles from penis That's the

title of this article Wait marbles marbles. Yes

how'd they get in there he is was very into body

modifications uh like tattooing and stuff and

one of them he put uh marbles implanted in and

tattoos drawn on his penis in late 2008 prior

to his incarceration yeah he said the surgery

left his penis with tingling and numbness and

pain when it is touched or when it rains snows

or gets cold so i'm assuming a lot in a prison

i'm not sure if they really heat the prisons

too well oh and uh i don't i i read the article

but i don't get why they apparently the prison

wanted them removed because they thought it could

be used as a weapon and contraband. Like a pea

shooter? Yeah, and then I guess so. And he said

he didn't want to, that would ruin his privacy

or something like that. Very bizarre. It was

kind of a long article and I got a bit dribs

and drabs out of it. Just like he did. Yeah.

Apparently prison officials call him Marble Man

and when searching him where his marbles are

and that Oh, they call him that when they search

where his marbles are, and that gay inmates approach

him because of how staff gossip about him. He's

a legend. He's a legend. Yeah, why would you

mess around with that other than fun stuff? Like,

that does not seem like... Fun no sharp objects

around maybe or yeah, but this way this guy deserves

whatever the hell happened to him because he's

a freaking moron Mechanism he's like I'm going

to jail. So let me just make sure that I can

you know, basically Put like a self -guard down

there. So I don't have to worry about it, but

he know he made it ribbed for their pleasure

like Perhaps I don't know How the hell big were

these marbles? I don't wanna know. Are they like

the big ones that you flick at the smaller marbles?

I'm not sure whether they're clearies or... I'm

not sure what marbles he was using. You must

be really bored that day. Just like you got nothing

else to do. Let's do this thing. Maybe we should

send him to a Chinese construction site. There's

plenty for him to do there. I had a story about

pizza I got another story about the pizza and

just shows you the magic of Pizza and what it

can do for you I you may have heard of the story

because actually it means around a lot of different

news our outlets but It's a story about how eating

Domino's can actually save your life. I don't

know if you guys heard about this According to

my diet. I have not well apparently there was

a man who had a pretty good relationship when

it came to his local Domino's. So much so that

those that worked there began to worry when he

didn't start calling in for his regular daily

order. And I guess, which is weird when you have

a daily order. There's gotta be better pizza

places out there. Hey, I guess you like what

you like, I guess. So this guy every other day

would order pizza from this place and it didn't

happen, so... To the managers that worked their

credit. They actually thought you know, maybe

something's wrong. Maybe we should see what's

going on They ended up sending one of their pizza

delivery persons to the house to see hey, you

know, what what's up? What's going on? Which

is gonna be kind of weird, you know Just in general

if somebody a pizza man from Domino's knocks

on your door and it's like hey Why haven't you

ordered pizza recently? It's got to make you

think of just wonder why you haven't ordered

pizza lately Well, when they knocked no one answered

but they heard the TV on the lights are on so

they ended up calling the police and when they

went in they actually found that the guy had

a stroke and which has caused the issue but them

getting there and The police coming was able

to help him and make allow him to survive So

this man ordering pizza every other day ended

up saving his life and thanks to the the Manager

who thought let's send someone out as a search

party to see what's going on with them. So it's

a bittersweet. I mean Possibly eating all that

pizza could have contributed to a self problems

But hey, at least Lisa Lisa, you know, you got

friends in high places. So Yeah, I'm gonna take

a stab in the dark and say that may not have

happened if he didn't need And not surprising

a man who eats a pizza every other day lives

alone so just Don't have to. Right. But hey,

you know, kudos for Domino's. It's probably the

first time in the world that Domino's has saved

someone's life. So. Just waiting for the muscly

on pizza boy. Chuck, what else you got? Well,

another another food related story, so that that

should be good. Those are always the fun ones.

This one is actually, it's not to do with pizza,

but it's to do with McDonald's and particularly

a McDonald's in France. And I guess what happened

was two men came into this McDonald's with the

intentions of robbing the place. They were going

to have a hold up. They were going to, you know,

steal whatever cash they could and everything,

try to get out of there. Unfortunately for them,

they picked the worst possible McDonald's to

try to rob. Um, since there were 11 men there

from what's called the G IGN, which is the French

counter -terrorism unit that's sort of, yeah,

it's sort of, uh, their version, uh, it's kind

of equivalent to our Navy SEALs, uh, but not

as good. Um, uh, but there's 11 of these guys,

uh, 11, you know, special forces, uh, guys from

the French army eating lunch. They're kind of

off duty. Maybe they had a base nearby. I'm not

sure. But so they said they violently took down

these two men and foiled the robbery. And, you

know, these guys have never regretted more picking

the wrong McDonald's. Oh, my gosh. Talk about

the worst possible place to try to do that. But

that's pretty crazy. Wonder I wonder if it kind

of went out like the scene from coming to America

or Samuel L. Jackson tries to rob the McDowell's

Except that I'm guessing somebody didn't call

them disease rhinoceros I actually thought I

didn't include it in mine, so I don't But there

was just a story, too, of someone who was trying

to rob. I don't think it was McDonald's. I think

it was a convenience store or something like

that. And the choice of the weapon that the cashier

used to fend them off was Flamethrower. Ha! Of

course. Yeah. He MacGyvered that shit like no

tomorrow. He got an aerosol can and a lighter,

and he was using it basically to ward off these

guys from coming in and robbing him. Dude like

that's you know, he like was probably planning

that forever and like he finally got to use it

and he's like Break this out. I I actually have

another restaurant robbery kind of going on I

have two parents that try to Dine and dash and

they actually left behind They were found not

too far away, drunk. Part of their bill was for

drinks, so they were pretty trashed. The bill

was $135. I'm assuming most of that was booze.

So they thought the kid would cover that? I guess

so. It was a 10 -year -old kid. She's got to

have a job by now. We can't. We'll just give

them a... She's at least worth $125. Jesus Christ.

They figured she could just wash the dishes or

something for a couple hours. 10 years 10 years

old it's pretty old so like just leave it wow

america okay uh chuck you want to want to go

give us what you got next sure i'll take a take

a double turn here my last one this was uh of

all the ones that i've had i think i've had all

like three of mine and taken place in another

country so this is the first one that's actually

in the united states but uh This actually happened

in Jersey City, New Jersey. So, you know, it's

gonna be good Jersey or Florida either two good

place to start right? It's it's a pick them,

you know, whatever pick your poison, but this

guy was on You know the banks of the New York

Harbor where the Hudson River is he was out there

very very early in the morning it was like before

5 a .m. just kind of hanging out was waiting

around to see the sunrise and Somehow he's actually

he gets out into the water on a piece of plywood.

That's sort of like a let go, Jack. That's exactly

what I thought of. He's got sort of on this piece

of plywood. And just floating in the water, I

have no idea if he's probably drunk or something,

I don't know. But so he's floating on this thing

and he sort of gets starts getting like taken

by the current of the Hudson River. So it starts

taking him out and he actually this guy drifts.

It's like almost two miles and They ended up

they ended up spotting him and they ended up

rescuing him near Governor's Island and Which

I know from my spider -man video game But I guess

he didn't want to jump in the water because he

had his phone on him, his expensive phone, and

he didn't want to get it ruined and everything.

But he probably should have used it to call for

help. You get coverage out that far. Can you

hear me now? I'm on a piece of wood in the Hudson.

So I guess they had a rescue team. I don't know

exactly who it was, but I don't know if it was

the Coast Guard or somebody. he was like super

excited to see them they said he was like hugging

everyone and I'm like okay yeah you had like

a weird little thing happen but it's not like

you were out at sea for like three days like

lost or something like you drifted like two miles

in the New York harbor like yeah um but yeah

I'm like you're stupid anyway like when you got

you know kind of off the bank a little bit. You

should have like jumped back and just swam back

over to the bank or the dock or wherever you

were. But just kind of a goofy, wacky story.

Well, I don't know. Have you guys ever had like

neighbors that you weren't fans of? Maybe they

were too loud or for whatever reason. I've pretty

much had the same neighbors for about 31 years.

And it's there. Okay, I don't like the fact that

they have a tree grown out right outside my window

That's always fun with the birds in the morning

cawing from the tree I mean, I know a guy who

might be able to help you out with that because

Albuquerque, New Mexico a man also had some noisy

neighbors But apparently his neighbors were super

loud because they were having very loud sex.

So he was getting agitated and annoyed so He

did what anyone would do in that situation Well,

maybe not anyone but he decided to basically

set his apartment complex on fire to get away

from the Very loud neighbors were having sex

logical solution He said he tried to burn anything

he could think of and he'd read in Hoping that

things would catch on fire so he can spend a

quiet night in prison so Which you know actually

ended up to be to be fair his plan worked. So,

I mean in hindsight He kind of got his mission

accomplished. He ended up spending many quite

nights in prison while he didn't have to deal

with his neighbors though I don't know if he's

really gonna get away from the loud sex that

he wanted to you might different fashion, so

This is a different story when you started telling

it. I thought I recognized it because there there

was something I heard similar but the neighbor

actually ended up calling the cops and because

of the noise from the neighbor's sex and they

ended up like going to a trial and the judge

ordered them to like uh pay them a certain amount

of money to the other person or something that

was crazy too Didn't know I didn't yeah But I

didn't know you're gonna go the you know the

arson route. That was a that was a curve Yeah,

there are arson's always a curve ball. No, what's

sad about the one who got sued It was it wasn't

even a guy with another person. It was just him

watching porn really loudly. So it's a double

embarrassing Yeah, so that's Anybody else or

is that we we all out of weird news stories?

uh minor minor pretty tame for the last couple

uh women getting stabbed with an umbrella that

was flying through the air at a beach and one

of the jaguars wide receivers is allergic to

grass so he's always looking forward to getting

off the practice field nice i saw that alan herns

allergic to grass i mean usually grass is a problem

for football players for an entire different

reason so do not draft and fantasy this year

last year, so jeez, yeah. There you go. I actually

did that last year. That explains why he kind

of chipped a bad day at the end of the year,

though. All right, well, there's a lot of weirdness

going on here from movies to what... Apparently,

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I am at HerroGageChuck. And I am at the Creel.

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this has been Chuck. This has been Greg or a

Zimbabwe man. Really large penis. And this has

been Dan. We've been talking in circles. We'll

see you next week. What is Zimbabwe like this

time of year, Greg? A little warm down under,

it's kinda like Australia. You're dealing with

a really big snake. Yeah, and to get there they

have to be on a plane, so... I have to be careful

with Samuel L. Jackson wherever I go. Does a

black snake moan? When Christina Ricci is around,

they definitely will. Are they unbreakable? It

depends on which state they're in so oh so like

it. What do you mean? Is there any risk of being

eaten by an intelligent shark? No, but you may

have to wear an eyepatch Does he say say what

again?