Talking in Circles
Creating the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

About this Episode
This is Phil Lamar, and you are listening to
the Geekcast Radio Network. You are now on the
inside of what I like to call the circle of trust.
We are all connected in a great circle of life.
You know something, Bert? I think you and I are
going in circles. It feels like we're going in
circles. The Circle is now complete. When I left
you, I was but the learning. Now, I am the master.
Because it's a circle. Yeah, we heard about the
circle. Yeah, that's what a million would say.
Hi, this is Greg. This is Chuck. And this is
Dan. And we are Talking in Circle. It's brought
to you by the ECAT Radio Network. The podcast
that is about to start the apocalypse is today.
Inspired by the release of X -Men Apocalypse,
we will be attempting to create our very own
four horsemen bikes, selecting characters from
across the world of fiction and non -fiction
and real life. So it should be fun to see who
our deaths, pestilence, famine, and war are.
But before we get to that, how's things been
going for you guys? Extremely boring. I have
not really had anything happen this week. The
only thing I could bring up is maybe excessive
complaints about bad drivers I swear it's been
like a full moon for like the last week or something
there's so many idiots out there like no one
uses blinkers anymore people are cutting each
other off and I got oh my gosh I had to flip
off a truck driver because he flipped me off
I don't get into like road rage or anything,
but I'd rather like just kind of, you know, move
along and not cause a scene. But it's just frustrating
when like it's frustrating when people like legitimately
put your life in jeopardy because they're doing
something stupid, especially on a highway going
like 70 miles an hour. So that's always discouraging.
Drive extremely defensively and expect people
to do stupid things and then you're not surprised,
so you're a lot safer. The theme of today's podcast,
have little faith in the humanity as possible,
and you will only be mildly disappointed. Just
be prepared for every possible eventuality like
Batman, and just shut you off and that guy's
gonna pull out in front of you and you'll be
okay. Exactly, exactly. Greg, I hope things are
going with you. Ah, things are alright. Nothing
really big to report. I got tickets to go to
Boston Comic Con which I'm really excited about.
I'm so excited that it's like months away from
the actual con and I've started trying to arrange
which comics I want to get signed and everything
so I have a lot of long boxes in my room at this
point that I'm going through and then... I've
got a whole bunch of comics for each creator
and then I'm gonna have to dwindle those down
to a couple because I don't like being a giant
douchebag and holding everybody else up with
this giant stack of comics that the artist or
writer has to sign like a billion of them a piece
and get hand cramps and whatever. I think that's
just rude so I try and dwindle it down. Yeah,
I agree. It's like hey, how's it doing here are
50 comics and if you can personalize each one
and give me a little bit of a Sketch on it too,
and I'm not giving you anything just gonna stare
at you awkwardly until you do it So yep, and
then ask awkward questions and just be I Just
think that's a pain and I try I try and dwindle
it down So what's it like to be a good drawer?
What type of pen do you use? What kind of brush
pen do you use? What do you think about when
you're sleeping? Who would win in a fight? Where
do your parents live? I've been there. Don't
bring that up Dan. I embarrassed myself. I'm
just kidding. I do struggle to find stuff to
say. I do too, to be honest. I try to come up
with creative things and nice things. The best
to talk to, I was talking to Amanda Connor at
the Baltimore Con and she was just delightful
to talk to. Some people make it much easier than
others, other ones it was like, I was meeting
the people from... Comic book man. It was just
super awkward. Yeah Well, the the main guy from
that is completely awkward. I forget his name
at this point, but he's he's always Completely
awkward. I was yeah, I was getting something
so I had a giant shirt on or something He's like
a giant fan. Nice. I'm like, oh you fan too.
He's like, nope It was like right there. I'm
like, all right Thanks for nothing Yeah, he's
very awkward. I think he I saw him as I was walking
through one of the aisles at Baltimore con I
looked at him in the face and I'm like, I know
you from somewhere I'm going to my head and he's
looking at me like the beer on his face. He's
like Please don't say anything. No I'm actually
kind of happy we're able to do this podcast because
power was out in my Neighborhood for some reason
apparently power doesn't like it when it's actually
sunny outside And you know, we've had awful storms
every day this week and nothing but one day of
sunshine and no power So that's great just kind
of make you realize though how well I you are
in power because it's like, okay Let me think
of things I can get done. I'll go to the laundry.
Wait. No can't do that a vacuum No, I'll wait.
I'll do work cuz my computer has battery but
it's like no I can't do that because I don't
have internet connection. It's just all these
things that it's like man read a comic I could
read a comic but yeah, uh, but it came back so
luckily we were here today and I also wanted
to Should've done this a long time ago, but while
we have time, I wanted to thank somebody at some
iTunes reviews that some new ones and some old
ones. Unfortunately, we had a lot that disappeared.
Something happened with iTunes and if you wrote
an iTunes review previously, you may want to
go back and try to do it again. For some reason,
we lost a bunch of them. Anything before October
of last year has disappeared, but we do have
a couple of new ones and one older one I wanted
to get to, so I'll give you some time. I thank
those people for taking out. their effort in
writing it. They've all great, so we're all five
stars, so I guess we're a perfect podcast. But
the first one is from BossDog. This is, again,
this is old. I barely go on iTunes, so I didn't
really know it until recently. But it says, this
show is a must download for listen for anyone
who enjoys geek topics. Man and the crew bring
fun style and topics to their various games in
event of ideas. Also, the fact that these three
are friends helps the dynamic of the show of
the environment, helps the show in general positive
environment. Could not recommend. more thank
you very much for that also radical watcher five
stars again we are just on fire really enjoy
the podcast fun show if you like geek stuff in
comics and movies hosts are great and have awesome
chemistry so two things about chemistry i guess
guys we we we do have so romantic we're gonna
have a three -way later oh yeah great we've said
no so many times i just i just need both Whispering
Craig is still creepy It's gonna feel so good
you guys get some oils Different scented oils
just rub it right in Last so we can get off this
as quickly as possible. This is CW Murphy CW
Murphy left the five star review i'm just gonna
keep going because the more i stop the more he
does it i i listen to gcr podcast and this is
one of their best great discussion and a variety
of topics one for the few shows that i honestly
have no clue what will be coming next episode
that's because we have no clue either oh god
oh that is so wrong it's gonna be me coming next
we should do this every week where i do the sexy
voice No, we really shouldn't. It's not a sexy
voice, Greg. It's a stalker, creepy voice. Keep
sending comments if you want to hear this voice,
and I'll comment on your comments in this voice.
It'll be so hot, you guys. Sounds like the Zodiac
Killer, but more creepy. But besides that, oh
man, I officially creeped out for the rest of
the night, so there we go. But so thank you again
for everyone who spent the time and do that.
I didn't want to Think those that was that was
awesome but one thing I didn't want to talk about
too. I did have the opportunity to Read some
comics one. I wanted to pick up specifically
It's a comic, you know, the world's talking about
and it's Captain America Steve Rogers number
one and What's interesting about this is that
Greg and Chuck at this point don't know the major
twist that occurred in this comic So you're gonna
hear the real -life reaction to it I know a lot
of comic book fans do because it was spoiled
all over the place even a freaking Facebook training
topics was had it like right there for some reason
but So Captain America Steve Rogers number one.
I don't know if how you guys how familiar you
are with what's been going on with Steve Rogers
Lately, but the last two years he's been an old
man because you know the Super super super soldier
serum is basically worn off But after the I kind
of knew that yeah how far I'm updated on it.
Well after the events of the pleasant Pleasant
Hill is that figure what it's called the Yeah
I just bought the the Omega one and I kind of
got wrapped up with that how he got his his powers
back But I yeah, I think it's pleasant pleasant
hill. Yeah, so after the kind of recent crossover
event It wasn't as big it wasn't a huge event,
but it was pleasant pleasant hill and a long
story short Caps gets his powers back due to
the cosmic cube. So it restores him back to his
normal form Then he becomes Captain America again,
but him and Sam Wilson are actually sharing the
title So both are Captain America at this point
So I guess we have two Captain Americas and he
has a new shield that looks like his classic
shield from the from his origin with its triangle
and His new uniform which looks like kind of
like the ultimate version, but not quite. I really
don't like the new uniform It looks I don't know
it looks cheesy and it looks all kinds of wrongs
the color scheme of it seems off to me But the
story centers on this new relaunch of C. Rogers
and setting up the new status quo for him, and
he's back helping out S .H .I .E .L .D. Agent
13, Sharon Carter, is the head of S .H .I .E
.L .D. now, or becoming the head of S .H .I .E
.L .D., but I don't know how, but she's old now,
so she's older, and C. Rogers is young, but they're
still kind of getting things done, so Rogers
is rocking the cradle, I guess. Or I guess not
the cradle, but... Rocking the wheelchair. Rocking
the wheelchair. In this, what you also see happening
is that Hydra is coming back, but in a new form.
Red Skull is, in a way, leading a new Hydra movement,
underground movement, where he... It's almost
becoming a I'm gonna say political party in some
in some essence where we see him giving speeches
and rallying troops in trying to get basically
people to Follow the cause of Hydra to become
terrorists. So it's in a lot of the rhetoric
you would hear in a very much in kind of the
political climate that were and so you could
see a lot in what he's saying and he's becoming
like this figure in that end and During this
one event. He's led It also follows this another
story of a character who was trying to It's just
this normal guy who and then you follow that
he gets caught up in hydra, but he was a former
drug addict He came back out of jail and he couldn't
find a job But he gets involved in hydra and
he is going to basically become it He's becoming
a terrorist and going to blow himself up on this
train But Steve Rogers comes try to save the
day and it's successful in doing so also within
this is Zemo. He's taking part within this comic
he's him and there appears to be possible power
struggle going on with Red Skull trying to take
over Hydra and Helmut Zemo trying to take over
Hydra and at the end Captain America is trying
to stop Helmut Zemo from escaping with this doctor
that was a part of Pleasant Hill and as Captain
America is saving him he's basically gonna get
killed but at that moment in time Jack Flag who
is helping him, he's not part of Captain America's
team, saves C Rogers. They let him go and they're
about to take in this doctor, but then this is
when the major twist happens. So if you've not
read this, skip ahead maybe five minutes or so.
Again, most people probably heard this twist
already. C Rogers turns on Jack Flag, appears
to at least, throws him out of this helicopter
ship that they're in, and utters the words, Hail
Hydra. Yes, and I didn't mention it but within
this story there's also a flashback story with
C Rogers as a child and his mother and his mother's
getting beat up by his father this lady steps
in and saves her and they have this they're kind
of Talking throughout this and you know, she's
learning about this lady learning about sticking
out for himself because his mother at that time
was basically being abused. And at the end, you
find out this lady that's been helping Steve
Rogers' mom was part of Hydra 2 because they're
going to go to this rally, similar to the one
that Red Skull was holding, where it was all
about Hydra. So the indication is that this entire
time in the history of being Captain America,
he was secretly a Hydra agent. assuming or suggesting
this is what this means. They're gonna have to
do a lot of work to link all that together to
make sense, I think. The author of that one has
kind of put himself in a hard position here.
Yeah, usually behind the eight ball there. Look
at all the time he spent fighting them and hating
them. That doesn't even really make sense to
me. It doesn't. People are freaking out. Like,
I mean freaking out over the place. I've read
so many articles of people saying that Tom Bovovort,
I forget how you say his name, but the Marvel
editor who's behind this and Nick Spencer, the
writer, are trying to capitalize on the Holocaust
somehow. That, I found, was kind of... They're
getting death threats and they're saying it's
ruining the character. I I think this is a dumb
choice to be honest with you It's to me everything
I dislike about marvel at the moment in time
where they tend to make choices that Will gain
attention but make little sense and then quickly
reverse it and go back to normal like you think
about uh doc doctor well some of them work out
like doc ock as spiderman was kind of weird but
actually ended up leading to a really great comic
uh spiderman on masking lasted like a week and
a half and then that was all Captain America
being old, that lasted for two years and was
undone. Captain America dying, that lasted for
a year or so, and then the movie came out, so
he came back. So I also think there is indication
within this comic that things are being kind
of messed with. As mentioned previously, this
is coming off the heels of Steve Rogers, becoming
Steve Rogers after using the Cosmic Cube, and
something tells me there's something afoot there,
something going on. Because if you look at the
history of Hydra within comics it started by
Baron von Strucker During World War two after
we got kicked out of the Nazis by Hitler and
he kind of went to Japan and helped create this
force people think I think because of maybe Captain
America first Avenger people think that Hydra
and Nazis were like Tied together, but they really
weren't there was much more born out of Japan
based upon the history comics and actually didn't
come and Didn't exist when Captain America was
first invented. It was invented by Stanley in
the 60s. So people like I think are thinking
this means Captain America's a Nazi not necessarily
not they're not the same thing Hydra Nazis are
different. They're both awful people You know
once were real but Hydra's not necessarily the
same thing as being a Nazi But considering that
the fact that his mom was going to an like a
Hydra rally when he was a kid that rewrites that
history of Hydra So it might to me it seems like
this was This is going to be some master plan
of something where they're messing with time
or messing with reality To try to get to see
Rogers in this way and it'll end up being undone
or something like that where they fix it all
because if It's already saying that things have
changed. I know things are retconned so maybe
Hydra always existed or something like that,
but it to me there's an occasion here that that
Something is a futz like I don't I don't necessarily
I think in this story. Yes See Rogers quote -unquote
was always a higher agent, but I think it's because
things are being messed with that's my personal
Thought on it. I know Marvel's come out and said
no It is what it appears to be that this is what
it means that he's always been this way I don't
buy that for a second because if marble came
out and said no, it's just for the storyline
It'll be undone or it would remove the entire
stakes remove all the interests It would it would
undone it would basically make it pointless.
So I don't I don't buy it But i'm just curious
what you guys thinking of all that, you know
considering what that means for cap, especially
you chuck being a huge cap fan Well, I mean it's
I don't I don't buy it either because It's like
when when cap died there Like, yes, he's really
dead. It's not a fake or anything like that.
You know, we all know how long that lasted. But
I don't know. I guess in a way, this is sort
of why I've lost respect for Marvel in the last,
like, I don't know, maybe five to seven years
or so, because, you know, they pull stunts like
this, like you were talking about, Dan. And they
do things for attention, but it doesn't appear
to be really well thought out. Like if it was.
If it was something attention grabbing, but it
made sense and it really helped to move the comics
forward and the company forward, then it would
make sense. But things like this aggravate me.
And I think it doesn't make any sense right now.
And in order to make it make sense, it's not
just going to be like a quick wave of the wand.
Like this is going to take dozens and dozens
and maybe hundreds of issues to like. Go back
through and explain everything he's done in the
last 70 years or 50 years whatever Since he came
out of the ice and it's like how do you? how
do you retcon all that stuff like how do you
make it so that the times when he was fighting
Hydra and Foiling their plans and causing them
great distress by foiling their plans and really
setting them backwards making them take backwards
steps by doing these things how do you explain
that away as he was for them and he was helping
them like it just doesn't make sense to me and
i don't see any way that it could be made to
make sense i mean i guess i could be proven wrong
but it just seems kind of silly like you're you're
changing the very core of a character instead
of presenting him with a new problem or situation
and it's just it doesn't Really make a whole
lot of sense to me. I think it's I think it's
just kind of stupid overall The thing I kind
of thought about it was like almost like a wrestling
storyline in the sense of okay So they've seen
with Wilson as cap. He's not going over as much
as they would like him to he's not catching on
So let's bring back the you know, the person
that was once on top the champion or what have
you but they'll bring him back but in order to
Gain some heat they'll turn him evil and then
that new guy will be the only person that stop
stop him So what you'll have is now Steve Rogers
being the bad guy and say Wilson come in to try
to capitalize on that to gain in the popularity
to then become the Captain America That you know,
we know and love I don't know if that's what
they're planning I think there is potential here
to tell a good story like I don't want to overreact
to one issue and one pit because legitimately
it's like one panel at the end and we don't know
what it could possibly mean or go for On face
value, it does seem silly is like the word that
comes to my mind and unnecessary. And like you
mentioned Chuck, it's just like Marvel Jokasata
and like this has kind of been their ML for a
while. Let's just... do something crazy, get
attention, even if it doesn't make sense completely
or lead to great stories. And I think a lot of
times their writers have taken crap and made
greatness out of it. Like I mentioned with Spectacular
Spider -Man or Superior Spider -Man that ended
up working out really well. So there could be
something here. I haven't really loved Nick Spencer's...
Sam Wilson's Captain America. I stopped reading
it. It got it was just he didn't I don't know
something wasn't connecting I love his Ant -Man
like his astonishing Ant -Man or Whatever whatever
adjective there is for his Ant -Man has been
great, but for some reason It just not worked
with Cap. So I want to give it a couple more
issues see what this where the story goes what
what you know what they're actually trying to
do here, but I don't know. I'm pretty sure in
a year or two, it's going to be Steve Rogers
being Steve Rogers, if not even shorter than
that. Yeah. I mean, to me, I will say one thing.
The Cosmic Cube aspect of it intrigues me because
there's a lot of power in that thing and there
could be mind altering effects. There could be
all sorts of things that make him believe that
he feels this way, but he's not. And so there's
always that sort of. loophole I guess they can
try to exploit but to me though just the timing
of it seems ridiculous because you just came
out with a blockbuster movie Captain America
Civil War it's making it's probably over a billion
already I think and it just seems like why do
you need to go out and grab headlines with your
comics when your movies are like free advertising
basically and they're just bringing in hordes
of people at this point It just doesn't make
sense to me to do it like I could see if you're
in a slump, you know comics aren't selling Things
aren't looking good. Maybe you do something drastic
just to try to Just to try to save face or do
something, but I mean to do it now. I really
don't understand that at all Yeah, it's it's
weird. It's that's you and it's actually I think
Chris Evans came out and was critical of the
change I don't have his exact words, but it's
It's yeah, he's like It does he's made that character
his own. Yeah, I know it's I think the movies
have shown that like you can make that character
into something and I think there's I forget who
wrote it out and see if I can find it put in
the show notes, but there's an article about
why Marvel won't Captain America won't let Captain
America be Captain America and It reminds me
of almost like The way that's Zack Snyder can't
do Superman, right? It's almost the way that
Marvel's handling Steve Rogers as of late, like
ever since Ed Brubaker left the character, they
just haven't found a way to, I think, represent
him in a way that isn't drastically changing
him or making him someone else. So I don't know.
I'm curious to hear Greg's thoughts on it. Yeah,
I think it's some kind of like mind thing. I
liked a lot of the synopsis and ideas and theories
that you guys came up with here that are kind
of interesting. But but yeah. I feel like it's
just gonna last a couple issues and it's some
kind of thing to kind of get into Hydra and take
it down from the inside out. Maybe I It doesn't
sound like my favorite idea ever, but it sounds
like they're having trouble figuring out what
the character's all about and everything at this
point. Maybe they think it's as far as they've
gone with it and don't know what to do with it,
really. I don't know. I think they have a good
example of what to do with them in the movies
with Chris Evans and everything. So it just sounds
weird. It's kind of like what they're doing with
Vision. It's like they're doing all these weird
things that I'm not sure it's really worth it.
I've been kind of moving towards DC and image
a lot more lately With a lot of stuff out there
at this point. So see I actually love what they're
doing I love the vision comic it is odd, but
I've really enjoyed Enjoyed it. It's almost like
a pseudo horror movie in a way You know, I know
they have like Civil War 2 starting. I haven't
read any of that. So I just I don't know I read
the issue. I think it was zero of Civil War nothing
really exciting coming out of it right now but
we'll see where it goes and of course it's written
by Bendis so I'm kind of a skewed bias towards
the negative anyway I'm sure it'll start out
great here and so far it's just kind of meh but
I'm sure it'll start out great and then just
pan out into a big battle scene with that means
nothing yeah it's kind of funny because I know
they announced this number one issue like this
cover and they released it During an ABC special
celebrating Captain America and then this ends
up being the way it is. So it's it's kind of
funny though. It's I'm just he's he's probably
getting a lot of attention just because of how
many fans he's gained through the movies I've
been at comics on the green or local comic shop
and then at the the kept america civil war and
he's gotten a lot of fans on his side and everything
and especially ladies i i've noticed a lot of
women getting into the comics because of of chris
evans portrayal um probably mostly his body after
that moment of him holding the helicopter back
with his biceps how could they not be yeah so
like i i think maybe yeah they're i think you're
um your use of wrestling as kind of a comparison
strikes accurate that they're trying to take
it a different direction because he's built up
all this good stuff, good morale. Now he's trying
to switch it and come back the other direction
so he could come back and redo it all again.
So I think that was a good comparison. Let me
just segue into our next segment by saying Captain
America. Becoming Hydra is enough to bring on
the apocalypse apparently it is And maybe he'll
be selected by one of us as we try to create
our own four horsemen We will get to that in
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back. And today, yes, we are going to be trying
to create our own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
As everyone knows, the Apocalypse character,
he always comes with four horsemen. And if you
look at the comic book history, they've been
a variety of different characters. Everyone from
Hulk to Wolverine to Gambit to Polaris. A lot
of different characters have. been sentry, have
been four horsemen of different kinds, and for
those that don't know, there are four specific
horsemen, four roles really. You have famine,
pestilence, war, and then I'll usually consider
the leader, I would say, or at least the head
of all the horsemen, death, where, of course,
if you know Archangel, he was the first... Four
horsemen of death and then there's been more
I think Wolverine was death too or I forget who
was which but yeah, I think he was death Yeah,
and gambit was too. So there's been a lot of
deathless Usually sort of the leader kind of
too Wolverine I think has been death and war.
Yeah, he is that sounds like something Wolverine
would do. What is it good for? absolutely nothing
So we're gonna treat this kind of like if you
listen to any of our past draft episodes where
basically we'll go around the group and if one
selects a character no one else can select it
we're going to try to create the ultimate four
horsemen will give explanations to why we chose
each character and maybe I'll throw a poll up
at geekcastreater .com where you can vote and
let us know who you think has the most elite
group of four horsemen and who do you think would
be the most effective in bringing on the apocalypse
so uh let's see Greg maybe we can start with
you go to Chuck and end with me well I just have
this list that I don't know what order. Maybe
we can start with famine. Famine was my favorite
category, by the way. It was, yeah. It makes
me hungry. Is it because you're dieting? No,
I did think about putting Tony Horton on there,
though. Yeah, I don't know I just felt like it
was the one where I've got the the most interesting
characters from The most favorite characters
where I'm like, do I choose this one? Do I choose
that one? I don't know but for famine I think
I'm gonna go with a character that you both really
don't know comes from the Doctor Who universe
and When we see them in the the Doctor Who universe,
it's like multiple. It's like an army of this
kind of character but I'm going with adipose
which is On Doctor Who, it was a great episode.
It's one of my favorites. A drug comes out, a
weight loss drug. People start taking it and
it's in the trial testing and everything. And
people start losing weight drastically overnight
where they're looking much better than they were
before and everything. And then you come to discover
it's this alien race that's having trouble having
babies and everything. So they're having the
babies by giving humans these pills and the babies
come from the human's fat and so they're losing
weight overnight because these little adipose
babies are coming out of them. as these little
babies. So it's like human fat that comes off
the person. And so they kind of dwindle down
and die from all these little fat adipose babies
coming off them and everything. So I just thought
that would make a great famine of these people
that are huge and just getting skinny overnight
and these adipose are coming out of them. I think
it's just a great image for famine. I don't think
it's necessarily would be a class classic famine
in respect to kind of like X -Men characters
and apocalypse. But I think that would make a
great famine of people just getting skinnier
and the adipose is famine just amassing this
giant army of himself through this. So I think
that's kind of a neat concept. And there are
like these cute little like baby stay puff marshmallow
men. So I think it would be a great opposite
approach to how they usually portray famine characters
that are famine in the X -Men comics where they're
always like these skinny, like you touch them
and they look like they're crumble. It's this
cute little fat white little blob. So I think
that that'd be a neat way to go with it. Yeah,
interesting. Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Like you said adipose it sounds very Morbid and
creepy. So that sounds like I will send you both
a text of what it is Awesome while we go over
the next couple more creepy texts from greg It's
going to be in really tiny lettering so it sounds
like his his whispering voice Chuck what about
you? Who are you selecting for famine? Uh my
choice for famine Let's see, very clear to me,
I think the best choice would be Nicole Richie.
It was between her and Calista Flockhart, but
I think since seeing her on Supergirl, she's
not quite as bad as she - no. I'm kidding of
course, that would be probably a good choice,
but I think I'm acting with a character from
DC Comics by the name of Parasite. and he's a
really cool character and the reason I chose
him is because you know obviously he has the
ability to uh temporarily absorb sort of like
life energy superpowers and even knowledge from
anyone that he touches and he could even do it
to superman and he he weakens uh superman on
a regular basis whenever he fights him and everything
so he's a pretty formidable character already
and I think with you know apocalypse's reputation
of enhancing Enhancing people's abilities. I
think that would be a really interesting Dynamic
to have a parasite in there since it sort of
is like The very essence of famine. He's sort
of draining the energy from whoever he touches
and you know Maybe the apocalypse could sort
of enhance him so that he wouldn't even need
to touch them He could just be near them or something
like that So I thought that was interesting and
I always thought he was a cool character because
he's one of the few characters that like Superman
had a tough time with like he had to make sure
he keep keep his distance from him and everything
like that So that's that's the reason I picked
him nice that's that's perfect that does seem
to fit very very well into the the famine category
so when i when i chose mine what i was thinking
of with usually famine when you think of it in
the sense of it's going after resources in some
way usually famine is often very related to the
crops uh and so i thinking well what what type
of character Does that what type affect that
like what character kind of falls in line with
that idea? And actually interesting enough the
one that came to my mind was poison ivy as famine
Good miniseries. Oh nice Yeah, I read the first
issue of that. I haven't finished it though,
but it's it's really good so far Obviously highly
recommend her as a character Usually it's the
opposite of famine where she's you know, it lost
his greens and she's creating it but she has
the power to take it away too and A lot of times
with Apocalypse you would augment powers and
twist and mess with them in some way and in that
I feel like poison ivy you could Do that in the
sense of using her control over plants to make
her the perfect character for famine So I thought
you know that that would work because she can
create massive damage and take out your resources
because if you're thinking of apocalypse if you
have someone to get that can accuse and hurt
the food supply that's that's gonna really affect
and The effect of people are going after so I
figured she would be a good role and good person
to have there Very nice. So we have our famine
I think next comes pestilence, which Looking
at some of the characters that have been pestilence
in the comics. This is where you know Polaris
has been plagued Caliban You know, they're basically
people that invade Causing destruction and death
from the inside out similar to that of famine
I guess but usually some sort of disease often
is related with this so Greg Considering that
who are you going with for your character when
it comes to pestilence? For pestilence pestilence
was my hardest category really to pick out a
character And I'm not even sure I really like
the character that I'm gonna go with but I think
it's a funny choice with how What comic quote
unquote it's coming from because it's coming
from a comic strip I am going with a character
from peanuts Charlie Brown cartoon strip which
if just mentioning that, you probably figured
out who it is. I'm going with Pig Pen, the kid
who's always got this giant dirt cloud around
him. And I just think it would make a funny addition
to it. It was one of the first characters that
came to mind when Dan came up with this idea.
I don't know why it came to me. It's just kind
of amusing to me to see one of the Charlie Brown
kids come in and be... pestilence I I thought
it would add a little humor to it so you're gonna
have the cutest apocalypse in the history of
the world I am I wish I wish my other two were
gonna be as cute but I don't think they are going
to be well I can see where Lucy could start a
war but you know pulling out the football in
front of Charlie Brown it's always been a giant
dick move in my mind whenever she does that I
feel so bad for Charlie Brown off to throw down
right there that's that could be war That's funny,
greg nice nice. Thank you So, uh, I know chuck
you're probably gonna pick pig pen. So he's off
the board for you. But for you who you got for
pestilence i'm Going with a character. That's
it might seem a little bit odd. I guess well
He sort of makes sense. He wasn't the first character.
I thought of to be honest I thought of a couple
other uh choices like Some obvious ones and stuff
like that, but this one was a little less obvious
for some reason, because it's a character that
technically can't spread a disease per se, but
it's sort of something that would make you extremely
ill. And this is a character from Marvel, and
it's a character I've always been pretty intrigued
with. It's a radioactive man. We don't see much
of him lately. Yeah. And I think it's like...
It's fascinating because like obviously like
radiation can cause like intense like sickness
and you know you hear about acute radiation poisoning
and things like that and you know with with his
power and even apocalypse augmenting that I think
like it would just be enough to send this huge
plague of illness over this vast area due to
his radioactivity and just this intense radiation
Emanating off of him and affecting everyone and
everything around him and stuff like that. So
just when he popped into my head I'm like, yeah,
that's that's like it just seems like it works
for me for some reason. I don't know Yeah, that's
I remember he was in Thunderbolts for a little
bit Yeah, that was the last time I seen or heard
anything from him was from Thunderbolts I do
like that choice. That's a good choice. I mean
back in the days in the Masters of Evil and stuff
like that, but I think he was a pretty made a
fairly major part of that team when Zemo had
the Masters of Evil. Yeah, yeah. That was way
back though. I mean that makes sense. I guess
I went a different way. I know Pestilence is
usually some sort of disease and I was thinking
too like but I was more thinking beyond that
too when it came to my horsemen. I was like I
want to be able to if this is the goal is to
destroy the world I want to be able to kind of
hit in every area possible. So also thought what
I thought about this is about draining injury
taking life out of people so for some reason
magic came to my mind like because I think magic
can kind of do that and The first people that
kind of came to my mind were the Dementors from
Harry Potter Because I had that for famine really.
Yeah, I see I could see you see them either but
I figured, well, if I'm gonna go with the mentors,
why not go one step further with it and go the
person I think created them or somehow was their
master with Voldemort. Again, it hits me with
the magic area. I think they were just prison
guards. I don't think they were created by Voldemort.
I think they were just kind of prison guards,
essentially. I thought they were originally somehow
related to him. I don't know. Harry Potter fans
are going crazy. Did you read the books, though?
I... read the first two -and -a -half books so
uh... so you might know more than me because
i didn't read the books at all so you might have
that inside information because i heard they
were a little bit more detailed in the movies
and i could be wrong i should have looked it
up but But I'm going with Voldemort because again,
he doesn't like you guys probably Hit it more
in the head were characters that would physically
get someone's immune system I feel like he'd
be able to do that in a sense though, but in
more through magic and You know, you have the
Death Eaters you have kind of that fear he would
spread So he did affect people in that way. So
in two if you're taking over the world, you need
someone there I feel that's gonna also Magic
can be like the one weakness that maybe apocalypse
can't get around But if you have a character
that has that you should be good, even though
there's that meme of like it shows you all these
different characters like Darth Vader taking
over the galaxy and guy from Lord of the Rings
conquering Middle Earth and then it's like, you
know Voldemort couldn't take over a school so
He may be not have been effective in that end,
but I do think he's a great character and he's
a pretty powerful wizard So I'm gonna go with
with him with pestilence doesn't work perfectly,
but I kind of like it personally I know nothing
about Harry Potter I actually had a Voldemort
on my extensively long list for death actually
Interesting. Yeah, I figured differently he can
go for different areas. So I will take him now
then I guess So next comes so you have the famine
that takes out the resources then comes diseased
with pestilence Next usually what happens is
war and like we said was it a good for In this
case this game in the apocalypse. So Greg, you
know other characters that have been war like
we mentioned Wolverine Also, the Hulk was war
in the comics and I believe who else was war
I believe I think century was war too when I
forget I don't they have ever named them in the
most recent version. It was the apocalypse kids,
but Anyways, so who who would you who are you
going with with your choice for your horsemen
of war? For war I'm going with a guy that I really
enjoy as a character Not that I don't enjoy these
others that I've chosen so far as characters
but one of my favorite villains from the Marvel
universe is actually a Taskmaster who I think
would make a great war because he just Analyzes
everybody's techniques and can use them against
the person he's fighting. So I think that makes
him a great That is that a station status. That
is a station. Thank you. Thank you. It's completely
different. It'd be like the IRS. Yeah. A tactician.
Thank you, Chuck. I think you would make a great
tactician because he would kind of easily learn
other people's methods and then use it against
them. And plus he's just a cool -looking character.
He's kind of a weird costume But I really enjoy
it and I really enjoy that miniseries that came
out not that long ago I think it was at least
a couple years ago about him and his mind castle
and everything So I thought that was kind of
cool and he's I think he's a character that needs
to be used more I just love him as a villain
Yeah, test master is awesome. That's a really
really cool character. I Wish I could have got
that Funko pop taskmaster that was at Walgreens,
but it seems like our Walgreens never has the
exclusive Funko pops so So would you go with
like which costume would you go with the classic
one or like the newer one? The only one I've
really seen is I think the classic one i'm not
sure there's like a newer one where he has like
armor and stuff and i i think i think most he
doesn't have the cape anymore i think i've only
really seen him in the classic uniform to be
quite honest i don't think i've ever really seen
him in this newer updated one that you're talking
about i do like the classic one it's it's pretty
awesome yeah i mean we're talking about fairly
Great to see him in some The movie somehow like
I think he'd be great in deadpool because you
could actually put him in the full costume And
it would not seem too ridiculous But I don't
know who would have the rights to him because
he's I guess technically adventures Villain maybe
I don't know Well, I guess yeah, I don't know
here i'll send you another picture chuck of of
the taskmaster Uh outfit and it actually looks
really great in this, uh This drawing so i'll
send this to you Okay All right, Chuck moving
on over to you as well Who are you going to be
pecking for your character for your war horsemen?
Let's see my representative my embodiment of
war. I'm gonna go as cheer bear from the Care
Bears No, I can't do that I have to go with uh,
I feel somebody that's More of a favorite of
mine, I guess I think I had a couple options
here I'm gonna go with the one that I first thought
of and I'm gonna go ahead and pick Sinestro from
DC Yeah, and I think like he's really is an intriguing
character of course like He was once part of
the Green Lantern Corps sort of like um has his
own ideals about keeping peace and he his whole
ideal is that he wants to keep peace through
fear instead of letting people have their own
will and uh so he sort of forms his own uh core
to oppose the green lanterns a sinestro core
and i'm sure you've all heard of the story. And
it's this huge war, this all out war that he
wages against the Green Lanterns, spans, you
know, across galaxies and all these sectors of
space and everything. And he built this huge
core with the most gruesome people he could find
across the universe, the characters that best
represented fear and would be perfect allies
in his war against the Green Lanterns. Of course,
Green Lantern's weakness being yellow, which
the emotion depicted by the color yellow is fear.
So he assembled his army, so to speak, with the
people that would best fit this description,
the people that could best help him win. And
it really was quite masterful the way he assembled
all these people. And he had some really powerful
characters on his side, to be honest. And I just
feel like he's like... He's an extremely war
-centered type of character. He's always at war
with something. He's always diametrically opposed
to something. It's usually Hal Jordan and the
Green Lanterns, but sometimes it's his own people
from his planet. Sometimes it's other characters
that disagree with the way he leads and things
like that. I think he had a pretty significant
fight with Mongol and stuff like that. always
involved in, like, huge, like, large -scale wars.
Like, he usually doesn't get involved in, like,
little petty scuffles and things like that. Like,
when Sinistro gets involved, it's big. It's usually,
like, galaxy -spanning. It's, like, you know,
like you talk DC Comics as the sectors. Like,
this spans, like, so many sectors of space. Like,
this is a huge war guy, and he's great at building
an army and, uh, really... Strategizing against
his enemy perfectly. So I think he would be the
perfect character to represent war That's that's
interesting. It's actually there in DC Comics
has been trying to like I think Transition him
into almost like anti -hero hero recently. There
was a This an extra correct core has been almost
more Heroic than that of the Green Lantern Corp
though. I guess it's being redone with rebirth.
But yeah Always thought he was just a generic
one -dimensional character. That's not Green
Lantern But the way you hear about them the more
I found out about me is quite interesting. So
yeah, definitely very cool He really is psychotic
too. Yeah. Yeah The guy is out there That is
for sure. So don't have to change much there
My character was also very psychotic and you
talked about characters being at war in this
I guess you could say this character was Born
or made I guess to be in war and fighting his
whole life character that is always craving power
not always winning but more often than not and
I'm gonna go with an old GCR classic favorite
because we do have our Transformers fans out
there and I'm gonna go with Megatron as my choice
for nice He is born Conquer basically that is
his main goal is to conquer earth or whatever
planet he's on. He's always searching for power
Also, you know so far I have my character that
can attack people via resources Natural resources.
I have a character that can attack magic also
wanted a character that could affect technology
and what better than a transformer in some way
could affect and use that to his to his Advantage
so, you know legitimately my war character at
one point was Ben transforms into a gun and transforms
into a tank and whatever thing he was in the
movie which was like a helicopter tank hybrid
so I think he makes a great choice for the war
horseman very nice I like that pick he actually
crossed my mind too I wasn't sure which category
to put him in because he kind of fit in into
a couple of them because like obviously he's
like a leader with the Decepticon so he might
fit the bill of the death character but Also
war you could very easily throw him in there
too. He's kind of like a Field generally he actually
like he's not afraid to get in on the battle
and stuff like that I mean, I guess my worry
would be maybe he would try to You know under
hot undermine and take over and kill everyone
that's on him and basically become apocalypse
himself There is that concern, but I feel like
that's always that concern when it comes to the
horsemen you're dealing with People that aren't
that aren't the nicest people in the world All
right. Well, we're getting down to the nitty
-gritty here. So Greg, so far you have adipose
for your famine. You have pig pen for pestilence.
You have taskmaster for war. So we have our famine.
We have our disease. We then comes war and then
war eventually leads to death. So who is going
to be your death horseman? I don't think that
would be one of the few times that death got
a woot woot. It's gonna come from me, baby. I'm
gonna go with a god himself to be death. I'm
gonna go with something ultimate and completely
evil incarnate. I'm going to go with Cthulhu.
The ancient evil, I don't know any of his nicknames,
HP Lovecraft character, this god that's just
huge, got squid face and tentacles and just looks
awesome and just wants to destroy and kill. So
I'm going to go with Cthulhu. Man, that came
out of left field. I didn't realize you were
such an HP Lovecraft fan. That's intriguing.
Have an HP Lovecraft book here. I got partway
through with it and didn't really Read much afterwards.
I only got so far with it. I like his the mythology
behind it Yeah, but his writing kind of leaves
me a bit bored. Sorry. There you go So Cthulhu
that was what name I did not expect to hear today,
but hey always full of surprises So Greg's four
horsemen are set Chuck, what about you? For your
famine, you have Parasite. For your pestilence,
you have Radioactive Man. For your war, you have
Sinestro. Who's going to be leading them all?
Who's going to be your Horseman of Death? Well,
I think my Horseman of Death is someone that
embodies it so well he actually has death right
in his name. And I think I'm going to go with
Deathstroke. And I think, I don't know, the reason
being, you know, the horseman of death under
apocalypse is usually sort of the leader of the
four. He's usually the most powerful, not always,
but in this case, I mean, I know Deathstroke
is not the most powerful character ever. I know
he is sort of a Captain America type power, like
he has enhanced You know superhuman strength
and speed and endurance and all that stuff but
I think what really sets him apart is like He
just has this Like uncanny knack for hand -to
-hand combat he's a master martial artist and
He's extremely Detailed tactician. He's created
manipulation and things like that He's an expert
in all weapons and any weapons that Apocalypse
could equip him with, I'm sure he would master
quickly and learn to use to their fullest. I
mean, the guy uses, he's the only character I
know of that uses 90 % of his brain capacity,
which is pretty impressive. And he actually has
somewhat of a healing factor. So I think under
Apocalypse, all those things being enhanced,
I think you'd be the perfect leader for the team.
Just with the name of Deathstroke, how could
you not? go right with that i mean that's uh
that's pretty awesome in and of itself but um
you you might be wondering why i didn't go thanos
here probably i was wondering if anyone's gonna
have thanos or dark side so i was curious but
i think the reason is i i sort of while doing
this i omitted any characters that i assumed
were more powerful than apocalypse yeah so it
to me it kind of uh ruled out things like that
i'm like i don't really see thanos uh Working
for being manipulated by apocalypse because I
think you would just wipe the floor with them
to begin with but So things like that, but I
think I think deathstroke fits the bill perfectly
and fits all those areas in my opinion. So Yeah,
I could I could see that and I get what you're
saying with a character that would be not as
powerful as apocalypse and Or being overly powerful
than apocalypse and why that become problematic
I did not have that same role, and you'll tell
what the person I chose. So, so far, you know,
for Famine, I have myself Poison Ivy, then I
have Voldemort, then Megatron for my Horseman
of War, and my Horseman of Death. I you know,
I'm taking out people regarding their resources.
I'm taking out magic I'm attacking attacking
technology and last thing I just needed someone
who was just a complete powerhouse someone who
could really Keep all these people in line and
maybe yes, this person is more powerful than
the apocalypse But maybe in the sense it'll just
become these four horsemen and they'll take over
apocalypse I don't know but I I'm gonna go with
for my horsemen of death. I'm gonna go with dark
Phoenix. Oh Again, like you mentioned, she's
probably more powerful, extremely powerful, maybe
overly powerful, and maybe you wouldn't even
need anyone else besides her, but also though,
she's a fragile mind, and we've seen people wield
the power of phoenix in some ways more effective
than others, like Rachel Grey to a lesser extent,
even Scott Summers wielded it, and so it's possible
to keep it under some control. So I'm gonna go
with a dark phoenix in the sense of... Really
be that force that really just drives everything
home when they just things can't get any worse
and then they do So that's gonna be my final
horsemen of the apocalypse nice Yeah, so I think
and what we're saying here is we have all come
up with ways basically to destroy the world and
I feel like they're very Effective no matter
which way we're going So I think if you want
to add or anything like that or Did you did you
guys have any like interesting backups that would
have been really intriguing that if like if you
would have had to go to a backup somebody that
would be really give you like a wow factor? I
think like I said, famine was my favorite category.
Some of my other ones are the current hot dog
eating champion, the blob, lactis. Dementors
Garfield or Jughead? That's a random random piece
of characters for famine. I also I was thinking
of possibly Ghost Rider. Oh, nice. Oh, nice.
Yeah, there you go. So I think he I think he
was a four horseman of the apocalypse was he
I try to stick away from ones I knew that were
think so. I'm pretty sure I remember him in there,
but I had a couple of interesting famine ones.
two other ones i thought of uh drakula possibly
um there was that the drakula apocalypse like
verse drakula apocalypse mini series oh that
was it that was a good little uh mini series
yeah yeah so it could be it could be the marvel
version it could be the other older version from
general pop culture and then the other one was
uh carnage i thought it'd be cool because he
kind of has like a life -draining sort of power
and stuff like that. For Famine, I also thought,
well, I had Voldemort, I thought, like I said,
the mentors or other magic characters. uh...
i couldn't think of anyone else for perhaps one
thing if you have said that but i want to that
and i thought it was the toughest one i think
that the only other one i had uh... was uh...
my brother came up with was typhoid mary and
then he's not much account person so he wasn't
thinking uh... marbles typhoid mary he was thinking
uh... mythologic the uh... urban legend of typhoid
mary uh... i thought of that i thought i was
well but i thought i was thinking the marvel
version That's, I don't know, I thought Scarecrow
maybe with the fear gas. Yeah, that'd be an interesting
one. Yeah, that's more psychological pestilence
than physical. A little bit of a reach, but it
crossed my mind, but that was it. Yeah, for War,
I thought of possibly using Cobra Commander.
Nice, nice. That was one. and also thinking Nova
when he had like all of the power from the Nova
Corps. That was a good run on Nova. I enjoyed
that one. That was awesome. Oh, for fame I also
thought of Annihilus as well since he kind of
does that. Any other ones for war for you guys?
War? I had Donald Trump, Hitler, Ronan the accuser
Red skull and Zemo Baron Zemo interesting I had
a Or I thought Darth Vader would be a good candidate
I had him in my death category just because of
like he was he spent you know what three decades
waging a Intergalactic war so yeah, I figured
he would be you would be an expert at it, so
a Couple of the random ones nobody really That
good to be honest, but And lastly for death other
one I thought of two was Possibly Goku or Vegeta
from Dragon Ball Z because they're super powerful,
but I also thought Superman, but I thought of
a couple that were just that would just be ridiculously
adept at destruction and Mass death and all that
stuff and I was thinking maybe doomsday But I
ultimately decided against it because he's not
very smart so he's just sort of a mindless beast
so to speak but so I kind of went away from that
but I was also thinking this one's kind of along
the same lines, but From a totally different
area kind of out of left field, but I thought
maybe Godzilla think about the destruction that
he could cause like just uh ridiculous amounts
not only but from his size but his fire breath
and all that stuff um but that was sort of like
another radiation -based character and i kind
of didn't want to do that because i already had
radioactive man and everything so um actually
i posted this on reddit too to see if they would
get any responses and i did get a few um 1414
I guess there's a lot of coles out there had
for death black hand war batman pestilence swap
thing And famine lex luther. I think another
I think another one interesting. I think another
good one would be uh dalek a dalek from doctor
who exterminate True true Swamp thing's a good
pull. That's a that's an interesting one. Yeah,
I even think of that Photon commander 10 had
for death archangel. I don't know where they
got that from pestilence elixir War, Red Skull,
the current one with Professor X powers, that
would be pretty formidable, and Famine, which
I think is an interesting choice, Scarlet Witch.
And someone put the four horsemen from the wrestling,
Art Anderson and Ric Flair, so you could also
choose those I guess. What a lot of great choices
for them for the and how the end of the world
that's that's true Thinking that we all chose
that no one really chose a hero or anything like
that. We all want pretty villains or more anti
-heroes at the most so Very cool. Alrighty. Well,
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been greg or a very cute adipose sucking fat
out of you and that sounds disturbing and this
has been dan we've been talking in circles See
you in the next video. It's the name of the alien
species and they also used it as the name of
the weight loss drug that they were posing as.
They really weren't trying to be covert with
that at all, were they? No. Meanwhile, in 1940s
Germany, the trio is stuck in what Greg thinks
is a TARDIS. Greg, stop blocking the door and
just let us out. Yeah, this is not a TARDIS.
I bet the inside is just disguised to look this
way. Just look for a switch or a button or something.
Doctor Who loves buttons. Greg, we already searched
this like ten times already and it's not like
there's a lot of space to check. I don't think
it's here. It just looks like there isn't a lot
of space is all here watch I'll just walk right
over this way and it'll expand out Come on Danny's
out of the way we can get out now Whoa, what
is this shaking all about? Do they have earthquakes
in Germany? No! We're taking off into the time
stream! I must hit the button! I didn't watch
much of Doctor Who, but at least I know that
TARDIS makes a bunch of weird noises when it
takes off. We know that's just you. I didn't
make that noise. We landed. We're back home.
The door of the police box opens, revealing the
dark silhouette of a figure standing in the way.
D -d -d -d -doctor? No! Professor! Professor
MacGuffin, actually! What are you three doing
in there? Professor MacGuffin? What are you doing
in 1940s Germany? I work here, of course, now
as I asked before. What are you three doing in
here? Greg thought this was a time machine. Hmm
not yet But soon it will be if I have any say
in it We'll just load it onto this ship to take
out to the sea to build it and conduct tests
in the middle of nowhere So no one gets hurt
Guys, I think I figured something out. Just go
with me on this Do you think we can help you
out with this project professor? Well you All
going to have to since you're all stowaways and
we have just cast off. You must earn your keep.
Three weeks later. Guys, we're back! The good
old TARDIS did it! Did what? I think the ship
just crashed. It did exactly what I expected.
The time machine brought us and the ship back
to the deserted island that we crashed on before.
We just went through a time loop. Well, what
do we do now? Podcast? Sounds good to me. Yeah,
let's do it. This is Chuck. This is Craig. And
this is Dan. And we are... Talking in circles
on this week's episode. Mechanical ass kicking!
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