CINEMA GEEKS
Kevin Smith Retrospective Mallrats Review

About this Episode
you And welcome to Cinema Geeks as we continue
our Kevin Smith retrospective. Today we are looking
at Kevin Smith's second film, Mallrats. Joining
me on this adventure as we travel down the world
of Kevin Smith is hard candy Mandy. How's it
going? I feel like what I wanted to do was just
be silent like Silent Bob, but I didn't think
anybody would get it. So hey. Maybe it was a
visual pod, like more of a video cast. I could
have done his like head tilt with his eyebrow
raise thing that he does like, eh. Maybe next
time Kevin can just verbally explain what's going
on. As I indicated, also joining us today of
course is Kevin Natsumisola. I wish I could remember
what Jay's phrase is throughout the film, so
I can say this. Snoochy boochies. Yeah, I was
gonna say snoochy boochies. But that's all I
got. Oh lord. We've lost her. I wanna scream
that out at some point in the game. Oh lord.
And of course, drawing it as well as Matt Fridley
sent, how's it going? Snugins! That's the key
to comedy, just put a snu in front of things
and something becomes funny. But yes, we are
going through the career of kevin smith. We've
talked about clerks and now we're getting into
his second film mall rats he was this director
that came out of nowhere and Now he had an opportunity
to kind of prove that he was going to be somebody
after you know making the surprise indie hit
that he Basically, you know use his comic stash
for and you know now he had the opportunity to
have real studio behind him with real production
values and things of that nature or so Obviously
in a movie that was shot in color. So certainly
upgrading in certain areas and things like that.
So we talked about our feelings with Clarkson
I know The reception of Wallrats at the time
was very negative. It was looked at as the classic
sophomore slump where Smith financially did not,
the movie itself did not do very well. Critically,
it was panned and I think most people thought
it was one of the worst movies of the year, or
at least nowhere near to the level of Clerks.
But I think as time has gone on, some people
have kind of went back and maybe changed their
mind on it. I know, Amanda, was this the first
time you watched Wallrats? Yeah, I think I've
seen like a couple scenes, but definitely not
anywhere even like close to half of the film
So this was basically a first time watch So no,
you know, there seems to be someone of a split
reaction and obviously Kevin Smith always has
his fans But do you feel that it's a drop -down
compared to clerks or do you think it's better?
Like what your overall opinions of smaller acts?
I Liked this better than clerks. I was able to
get involved this more, and I feel like I latched
on and liked the characters in this a lot more.
Interesting, interesting. So we have one better
than Clerks. Kevin, how about you? This is whether
your first time watch or at least first time
fully through. What are your thoughts on Walrides?
Yeah, this is one that I've seen scenes here
and there. I've probably seen good chunks of
the movie, but I'd never seen it probably from
beginning to end while I was paying attention.
So I feel like... It's a hard question to answer.
I feel like the dialogue and the writing is better
in Clerks, but I feel like the acting and the
production value obviously is better in Mallrats.
So it's kind of a mixed bag. I think there's
elements that are better in Clerks, and I think
there's elements that are better in Mallrats.
If you're asking which film I enjoy more, I think
the fact that... Of the accomplishment of what
he did with clerks with not much to go on Makes
it a little bit more impressive and the fact
that he had a little bit more to work with and
some better actors I just feel like I wish the
script would have just been a touch better in
mall rats And that's why I think I can't quite
put it up as high as clerks But I enjoyed both
films, but I think I'm a little bit leaning towards
clerks And and man, do you feel like mall rats
deserves the sophomore label or do you think
it actually? In retrospect, there's a lot of
people that better than people said initially
when it first came out I think that a lot of
people were uh I mean, I don't know like you
said worst movie of the year. Like it is not
I mean maybe maybe not not ua bowl level But
at least like I think it was I know ruddered
eager to hated it There's a lot of people who
were not really big fans of it So it was it was
pretty panned pretty hard by a lot of people.
That's I mean, here's the thing. I think Kevin
got it pretty much right. Like, I've watched
this movie a few times and almost always right
after watching Clerks, like within a day to a
week after watching Clerks. And both times it's
like, there's some improvements, there's some
downgrades. Like, it's not as good. Like, I mean,
if you want to say sophomore slump, I think that's
fair. Um, though a little like harsher to than
reality really is it's it's slightly less good
than clerks, but it's still you know, a decently
solid movie Interesting interesting I I remember
the first time I watched walrads like I did not
like it at all It just kind of just did not click
with me. So I I went into this I don't know the
last time I watched it like dreading it like
we're thinking oh, this is gonna be really bad
and It was actually, you know, like it ended
up being better than I expected. I actually still
like Clerks a lot more. I guess I feel like Clerks
had something like more to say, or at least it
felt like it had a clear idea of what it was
in a way. And I felt like some of the bits worked
a little bit better. Maybe it's just, I also
appreciated just the raw nature of this where
some of this, I feel like it does feel very 90s
for sure, but. I know Amanda, you mentioned that
you gravitated toward these characters a lot
more than the ones in Clerks. And why was that?
What about these characters appealed to you time
around? I just think that there was more here
for me to, I don't know, necessarily relate to,
but I could put myself in their situation more.
Were you a frequent -er of them all in the 1990s?
Doesn't sound like as much as these guys. Like,
I didn't go there just - Like hang out as much
like I would go there to shop, but I wasn't just
like Going there too. That was my socializing
spot when I was younger Probably cuz I'm always
like your palm read and all that good stuff.
No Not by any third nipples or anything like
my mom used to make me have one of those Motorola
like long distance walkie -talkies when I went
to the mall like I couldn't go by myself until
it was probably like almost 18. So I didn't get
to just like go hang out so that that part I
really couldn't get behind but some of the girls
like you know they're shopping and things that
they were doing like yeah I can get down on that
but I think it was more just kind of the I feel
like a lot of this revolved around relationships.
I mean it really did all of all revolving around
relationships and I feel like with clerks it
was a little bit more than just like romantic
relationships, so I liked here too, like Jay
and Silent Bob did a lot more that didn't make
them just seem like stupid punks. Like they were
good friends in this too, so I thought that was
cool. I was always a little bit envious of like
the mall culture because I live so far away from
it and I always thought that would be a cool
place to work, like working at one of the stores
in the mall because it's like a whole community.
There's like a billion stores there with a billion
different people working there and but yet you
see the same people every day so I always thought
it would be cool to be part of that but I never
was someone who went to the mall very often at
all like I think maybe once or twice a year at
the most but I think the difference for me is
the conversations and clerks that they're having
seem to just be revolving around more intelligent
concepts or at least more concepts that whether
they're intelligent or not are more well thought
out and I felt like too many of the conversations
and the dialogue here was more juvenile in a
lot of respects I mean yes there was the relationship
aspects but there was another you know good portion
of it that seemed like it was just like juvenile
teenage men You know conversations where I didn't
get that as much in clerks It seemed like it
was more like this is what intelligent people
that are not doing much In their present state
in life would talk about so I don't know I think
that was there was like a maturity element in
one compared to the other at least I guess that's
how I'm explaining it Does that at all have to
do with the age of the characters that we're
dealing with? I know I mean It does seem like
they're Late teens or early early ish 20s. Is
that part of why it might be a little bit more
juvenile? Yeah, I'm not really sure I just think
it's just some of the way that they're like Especially
early on like how they're portrayed and kind
of the reasons why they have problems with their
relationship It just seems like a typical, you
know, like juvenile thing to be Upset about or
to have feuds about whereas in clerks, it's more
I don't know It seemed like it was more legit
stuff that they were fighting about. I don't
know whether it was you know, whether they had
more credence to be upset or not it just seemed
like it was it was more I don't know believable
for why the problems in the relationships were
in clerks compared to here where it's just their
relationships are because the guys are kind of
douchebags that aren't you know fully into the
relationship like most guys that age so I don't
know it just maybe it's just Jason Lee for the
most part he just came across very obviously
immature and Childish so that was a slight turn
-off in some of the conversations that then came
from him. I guess Yeah, I could definitely see
that cuz you look at like kind of the reasoning
why they're they're they're having relationship
troubles and what they're speaking of and These
kind of characters in a way like Jason Lee feels
like it like the man child. That's kind of very
prevalent today In a way like the kid like the
person who hasn't gotten grown up where like
Dante in clerks It seems like just like a regular
dude who's just trying to get by I think that
certainly plays into that I don't know how you
feel about the comedy in general I know we get
a little bit more slapstick in this with this
especially with Jay and silent Bob, but the comedy
overall How did it work for you? I do feel like
the the comedy There's a little more juvenile.
There's like poop jokes and like... The throw
up jokes and... Yeah. Part of me was really bothered
by the Jay and Silent Bob Batman grappling hook
scene. I don't know. I feel like this is definitely
the most slapstick -y of all of his movies as
far as I can remember just from like going back
in my own memory. Like it's got a lot of really
weird things like that. but some of the comedy
like the the stan lee bit like hit so well like
that was so good or or even like the fortune
teller i thought was really well done even though
the whole thing was just like a like a you know
three minute boob joke i thought it was very
hilarious the the change of character between
the two i think i think that yeah some of the
comedy is definitely less good than clerks like
Clerks there weren't moments that did didn't
hit nearly as well as much as there were in this
like this had a lot more peaks and valleys I
think Shannon Doherty I think is the one who
said it but like she has a Quote to Jason Lee
that kind of like summed it up because she said
something about something around the lines of
like your maleness surprises me sometimes like
that was the type of Humor that we were getting
to exemplify like the maleness of Jason Lee from
like a from like an immature You know, maybe
comic book or video game fan, etc. But then you
also get it in the same respect from Ben Affleck
as like the macho male like pig type thing. So
you're getting a lot of like the almost like
a caricature of like the typical male in a couple
different respects and I thought that was what
took us away from some of like the more like
Dante etc who are having conversations that are
important to them about their life and their
future and stuff like that and about their state.
you know in the world it just seemed like it
was more i don't know a higher level yeah like
ultimately i when looking at this i it felt like
it was trying to lead to something but it never
quite got there amanda how are you how did you
feel about the humor in general did it work for
you like was it did it seem off compared to the
clerks or or did you kind of enjoy it more this
time around i don't know i think that none of
the really funny stuff came from any of the ladies
I feel like the ladies were kind of uptight in
this and they had almost like stereotypical motives
just like the men but I feel like the men got
all of the funny stuff everything that was really
funny happened with the guys the only other funny
part was maybe the fortune -teller but even even
with her like it was all like objectified women
stuff like boobs and her trying on underwear
in the middle of the store and just like open
sluttiness and locker or the changing room and
stuff like that yeah just all of that so i mean
all the humor was just like guy humor definitely
and I don't think that this was made for women
really. I mean maybe maybe it shows like a characterized
characterized version of You know all the things
that women hate in men like this But I don't
know not a not a lot of the stuff landed with
me I think the Jay and silent Bob stuff was the
funniest to me That woman thing does like I do
want to write that because it does seem like
That's where he has trouble writing and especially
I don't know about anyone else but like the I
can't think of the character's name because I
never can but The one character was that was
like 15 years old and like her subplot. It was
like that just seemed that was off Yeah, like
yeah off putting is the word that I would probably
use to describe it Yeah, that's for sure. We
do get some stuff that was pretty funny, too,
on a non -verbal moment, too, because Amanda
was talking about the Jay and Simon Bob stuff.
I thought the blueprints were just gold. The
blueprints for their plans. If you pause it and
read everything that's on those pages, that is
some of the funniest stuff in the entire movie.
Yeah. Yeah. Another big piece of this, obviously,
we have the comic book. We have Stan Lee. I can
imagine at the time having him here. film where
stanley shows up and i think i would assume a
lot of people would have no idea who he is but
obviously as we have all the marvel films that
has changed you think in a way like this actually
was ahead of the game because it it talked about
a culture that was not really portrayed at to
this level that is kind of common now it was
stanley's hair he says all that and you're gonna
talk about stanley's hair I Think I think to
the other thing that we've been spoiled by seeing
Stan Lee show up and like every Marvel movie
and you know all the stuff since then where I
think it would have had more of an impact back
then seeing him and I think some of the stuff
that they're talking about is is That is where
we get the most intelligent conversation I think
is when we're dealing with Stanley like that's
when more of the higher level bigger picture
Dialogue comes out for me. So that that really
worked for me. Would this be that would this
be the all -time best Stanley cameo? Oh, yeah,
for me it definitely is Yeah I'm at like I know
like it does feel like specifically of a time
of the 90s where like it that had that kind of
comic book culture of that era so I wasn't into
comics until the early 2000s but like it it does
feel like it's so heavily 90s though like 90
% of the characters are male characters at least
where if like flannel like and he's seeing like
he like he walks in like T .S. walks into the
mall like the very first time he walks the mall.
I think he's wearing like a plaid or flannel
shirt and then is tying a different one around
his waist. And it was like, holy crap. This is
so 1990s. It was intense. There are moments that
seem like Stanley just like fake, like throwing
out fake Marvel comics or comics that I've just
super never heard of. But I'm pretty sure they're
fake. like, seemed really weird and disingenuous,
because I know Kevin Smith and Stanley both know
comic books, but, uh, other than that, like,
I can't really speak on the comic book 90s aspect
of it. Were there any other key points people
wanted to talk about? I know there's obviously
some classic running jokes and stuff like that.
We didn't mention the magic eye, which I am one
who cannot see magic. I felt for him because
I can never do it. I don't have that whatever
it is. I just lack that ability. Probably the
character I related to the most. I seen that
guy in a ton of stuff, but I didn't realize that
this was his first film role. I had trouble with
Magic Eye things at first, but then eventually
it clicked on and I was fine with them. I was
wondering though for character -wise, because
that was another thing I was thinking of when
I was comparing this film to Clerks. As Clerks
there was, you know, some characters that I could
actually relate more to or I liked. Was there
any, I don't see myself liking or being drawn
to as many characters in this film particularly.
Like did you guys have a character that you like
really liked and were like interested in seeing
more from them besides Jay and Silent Bob maybe?
No, just Jay. Just Jay? And Silent Bob. You said
just Jay I Mean Matt Dan was there characters
that you were drawn to or that you liked a lot
because a lot of them I have a lot of like not
so great qualities about them. I found Jason
Lee's character interesting or entertaining at
times although Kind of like we mentioned juvenile,
but I at least when he was he like obviously
reminded me of Randall from clerks but like a
different type of approach to that character
and I do like Jason Lee as an actor and knowing
this was like his first really role and he's
before this he was a professional skater so I
thought for like uh performance wise he actually
did pretty well and I thought like without him
this movie does not have nearly the amount of
energy it does I think he brings a lot to like
he's kind of the one pushing things along throughout
but Other than that, not necessarily. I mean,
like, seeing Michael Rooker, weird seeing him
being in a game show thing, but I'm always a
fan of him, so. What about you, Matt? What exactly
is the question? Just final thoughts? Just any,
no, no, any characters that you were drawn to
or that you liked or found redeeming? Oh, yeah,
yeah, characters. Um, I did like, uh, oh, shoot,
the, um, the clerk's guy, um, Randall, like,
his character I thought was hilarious. Like,
cause he was just, he was just... like a guy
in a shitty situation that I thought was kind
of funny. But like Jane's and Bob were definitely
the star of this. And you can see that's why
they got their own movie. Eventually, like none
of these other characters really come back except
for those two. But like, do we talk like is now
the time to talk about the Mallrats sequel that
that never was? Sure. This was what, like a year
and a half, two years ago now, like Kevin Smith
got every single member of the Mallrats crew
to sign on to do a sequel. and then found out
that he didn't own the rights to it. And then
like, but like it was, it's like a known failure.
And so he's like, it shouldn't be that hard to
get the rights. And so then he like went in and
tried to get the rights and the company that
owns him like is apparently known for not willing,
like letting go of anything. Like they hold everything
regardless of whether it'll make them money or
not. And so then he started to work with them
and then they were like, well, let's turn it
into like a, like a Netflix like. Miniseries
and then eventually just like all imploded and
then I think he wanted to do clerks 3 and I think
that imploded and like now He's working on something
else Then he tried to do a TV series and they
had like he pitched it to like five or six different
channels And none of them none of them would
pick it up Yeah, so that yeah, definitely not
having much much luck trying to rejuvenate this
this particular part of his filmography I thought
it's another thing that we do get to see here
with this film is the establishment because you
know before it's just the first film so we don't
know if there's any patterns or not you guys
have seen more of the film so you guys can kind
of tell this but we definitely see a little bit
of kevin smith here in this film establishing
some some likes and some patterns that we're
probably gonna see throughout obviously he's
a huge hockey fan he's a huge star wars fan he's
a huge comic book fan so we get to see all of
those elements um emerging in this one um as
well as obviously the they're they're two slice
of life type films. So we kind of get to see
that aspect of them. So some things that are
establishing themselves as maybe trends as far
as filmography. I don't know if anybody else
saw anything else that they want to point out
that maybe makes a Kevin Smith film, a Kevin
Smith film. I think. Did you see the clerks hat
that they brought out for a minute there at the
flea market? Oh, yeah. Yeah, a little little
fan service, I guess. I think another thing like.
And I think it was a disservice to this movie,
but somehow worked in clerks is just like these
like weird monologues that people go on about
like pop culture references and stuff where they
like they'll just say just a fucking blurb of
stuff like when they go like when they're going
on about the the the star destroyer this death
star like like It's less of a conversation at
first. It's always just like someone just starts
spewing stuff and I know that he has said in
some of his like talks with Kevin Smith that
that's like a thing he people don't talk like
this like people like ask him a lot like is this
what your life is like where people just go up
and just start spewing nerd stuff and he's like
no but he doesn't really have a better medium
to do it in and maybe that's become less of a
thing since becoming a podcaster but like in
the 90s like if you wanted to get out your weird
Incredible Hulk theory I guess you just write
a major motion picture and have a character just
spew it and then maybe have people react to it
Before Twitter Yeah, yeah before Twitter or podcasting
or any of the other other ways we have doing
that you just you know We need to make a couple
million dollar movie like he had Stan Lee on
just to legitimately ask him those questions
that about all the Anatomy of different heroes.
I think that was like something that he was longing
to get the actual answers to Alright, well, let's
go around with Final Thoughts and overall grades
for Mallrats. Amanda, let's start with you. Final
Thoughts loved the posters in what's -his -face's
-room. What is this? Brody? Brody, yes. Brody
Bruce with the Tremors poster. What? Dang it.
And Showing Love to the Kitties. Remember Showing
Love to the Kitties part? Baby Kitties. Baby
Kitties. It's my favorite parts. Um, grade...
Shoot man, I'll give it a six and a half six
and a half from Amanda In case nobody could hear
that since yes Final thoughts let's see interesting
to see the choice to put Ben Affleck in the Batman
Image at the beginning of the of the film, so
I guess he was seen into the future Interesting
they they filmed this in Eden Prairie, Minnesota
And I didn't know we should have looked it up
and taken some pictures because we were in Eden
Prairie Minnesota like two months ago So we were
in the same town that they filmed us in and we
didn't even know it They at one point said they
had a line in there about Jay or Santa Bob being
better than MacGyver. It lost like a half a point
on my scale for them saying that because nobody's
better than MacGyver. And I think my favorite
quote of the whole thing, I have no respect for
people with no shopping agenda. That was great
because that was like me for so long. I'm like,
no, you go in and get it. You get done. I can
get this done in a very efficient time. I don't
just go to just browse or whatever. So overall,
I'm right with Amanda. I think I'm in like the
sixish range. So six out of 10, six and a half.
That's a, that's good score for me. All right.
Matt. Well, I think I really do think there's
a lot of improvements from, from clerics, but
I do think it's not as good of a movie as clerics.
So like, I think it's maybe like a a six like
that seems low to me like especially if you consider
like some of the other things i've given other
things recently um so maybe it's a seven but
like it's uh it's not bad yeah bring in endorsement
Not yet. Yeah, yeah, like I said like I went
into this remember like really not liking it
the first time I saw it and Ended up enjoying
it a little bit more. Just remember the acting
kind of throwing off Maybe the fact that I recently
watched clerks to kind of put me in the right
mindset So my I do think if like you've never
watched it Kevin Smith's film more action and
be your first because I think that would probably
turn you off I hate to be repetitious, but I
would I was heading for six out of ten as well.
I get It's you know, it's not failing grade,
but it's it's about an average movie for me I
think there are some things that I did enjoy
but ultimately there were just a lot of cringe
-worthy moments that I found really just Necessary
and really dragged a movie out for me. So yeah,
I'm interested to see what we have next but Because
this we did kind of get a small preview of the
next movie. We'll be talking about as some of
the actors that appeared in this will be in,
of course, not just Jane Silent Bob, but Ben
Affleck obviously plays a huge role in Kevin
Smith's third film, Chasing Amy, which we'll
get into. But we'd like to hear what you have
to say about Mallrats. I know there's a lot of
fans of Mallrats, so if you are, let us know
what you think and we'll defend your film. We
can do that by tweeting us at Cinemagicast or
going to the episode post that. GeekCastRita
.com. Everyone in here is also on Twitter. Amanda,
what is your Twitter name? At HardCandyMandyEyesNoWise.
Kevin? Mine is at OptimusSolo and interesting
that when Amanda and I tweeted out that we were
watching Mallrats, we did get people who liked
and disliked the film. We got a couple positive
comments and a couple negative comments and a
like from Kevin Smith. So... There we go. There
we go. Maybe we'll try to engage him more as
we go through this process, but he definitely
liked the tweet that we sent out that said that
we were watching Mallrats. Nice, very nice. And
Matt, what is your Twitter name? I'm at FridleyScent.
And I'm at MovieRevolt. But join us next time
as we continue our Kevin Smith retrospective
with a review of Jason Ami. Thanks, and we'll
see you then.
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