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The ultimate battle will come to pass. Hello
and welcome to GCRN wars episode 8 80s cartoon
villain tournament the quarterfinal round and
wow We have got a lot to get to ladies and gentlemen
first of all I am TFG and Mike one of your many
hosts and joining me is TV's Mr. Neil. Hello.
Hi there Kermit the Frog wannabe. Of course,
Steve Megatron. Hello! The other Kermit the Frog.
Okay, so we're gonna do things a little bit differently
tonight in the beginning of this episode because
Mike the Birdman Don from This Week in Geek .net
was supposed to be with us. Apparently his wife
getting him... Evil Dead tickets. Evil Dead tickets
some stupid horror movie that's coming out is
more important than 80s cartoons villains. Hey,
whatever It's a thing from his wife, you know,
that's that comes first but Mike did Did call
in and leave his predictions for? The round where
are we going from here? Steve? What are we doing?
We were revealing the quarterfinalists I've seen
your since Kevin's not here. It falls to me It
does it does uh... but eight kevin yes it did
brutally uh... so before we get into uh... dada's
response to the the next set of the bracket uh...
we must talk about the previous set of the bracket
yes and in doing so we have more of first monstar
which started great debates on the site uh...
Looking through the comments, everybody's arguing
different elements of it. Of course, some people
were agreeing with mine of, you know, Mammarra
being defeated by the shiny metal glow of Mondstar
and then other people were saying, oh no, but
he's nearly invincible and he overcame that problem
and the only way is to do something with the
ancients and I'm still... Okay, let me let me
clarify for you because I know you you haven't
watched a lot of thundercats and I just after
someone pointed out to me I'm like, oh, yeah,
that's right. That did happen in the beginning
part of the series Momra had the reflection problem.
There was a point where the ancient spirits of
evil took away his powers and Then he got them
back and he got improved powers, which no law
he no longer had the reflection weakness so I
forgot that that happened. It's been a very long
time since I watched all 130 episodes of the
Thundercats. But that was a really good discussion
to happen on geekcastradio .com with these comments,
and it was pretty awesome. Yes, I have to agree.
But sadly for this bracket, my prediction was
wrong, and Mumra won out with 55 to 17. It started
out real close and mine stars started winning
and then the mumra love came right in afterwards
Swept the floor with him. Oh But you know the
superior cartoon won out so So be it. Yes. So
yeah that that was the the first part of the
bracket The second part was big boss verse miles
mayhem This one it was kind of a toss -up off
and on throughout the the the fight I mean granted
most of us I think voted miles mayhem in the
last episode episode yeah This one the the only
counter that I could see on on the post was the
fact that big boss would play dirty and his henchmen
would get involved or He'd sit on him or something
vaguely around that Right, but the counterbalance
was that if it lasted longer than five minutes
in the battle, he'd have a heart attack Or his
oxygen machine. Yeah, or something like that.
Where's Captain Planet when you need him, but
um Sorry just fit into a another fat guy from
that show But uh, but yeah, so in this battle
Big boss lost to miles mayhem with 2244 Wow,
but I can't say I'm surprised cuz well miles
did work for Cobra and he had Yes, he finally
succumbed to his heart attack So getting into
the third battle of the bracket We have Megatron
versus Psykill. This was basically even with
our Cobra Commander battle with the last battle
on the other side of the bracket. This battle
was kind of a no -brainer. Honestly, as Neil
put it, Wheelie is about the only one that Psykill
could probably kill. I have to agree. There were
a few people kind of stirring the pot and saying,
oh, well, Cykill, blah, blah, blah. I'm voting
for him because all this Megatron is a joke.
Well, no, there was there was one person on Twitter
as a fan of ours doesn't interact with us a lot
on the website But he did on this post count
Marzo who is a huge matty collector comm apologist
He basically just said I'm so sick of you transformers
fans I'm just gonna vote go boss just because
of go bots rule and I'm thinking But I can understand
why he said that it's string yeah, it's funny
But this battle was 76 to 3 Wow There was no
contest he was sending sidekill to the smelting
pool See you just can't battle Megatron he's
a beast No, you can't and then getting into the
last battle of the bracket. We have the shredder
verse Tex mechs Tex hex, but yeah I'm calling
him Tex -Mex because... You won't glock with
that plate? Anyways, that magic is no use for
the Shredder. He's got all of his mutants and
he's got Krang and Dimension X and the Technodrone.
What does Tex -Tex got? Nothing. He's got a horse.
Yeah, that gallops. So suffice it to say this
battle was also fairly close at 69 to 6 Yes,
the the the tournament I actually had the art
made up for this bracket four days ago Because
it was still a staggering amount even then before
we had an additional 20 voters added in so Yeah,
it's it's just it's sad, but I can't say that
I'm surprised or disappointed with who made it
to the next round Yeah, the next round after
we hear from mr. Dodd is gonna be really interesting
I I think the three of us might all end up not
talking to each other after this episode because
holy crap we're gonna have a lot of debates and
and and discussions about what could happen with
the quarterfinals Yeah I'm fairly excited to
see what happens with this this particular bracket
so I will cut back over to Mike the Birdman Dodd's
thoughts on this next set of the bracket tournament
and we'll be back after a few voice clips. Hey
guys it's Mike the Birdman Dodd now due to some
unfortunate timing but a really cool wife I'm
not joining you guys tonight because my wife
got me preview tickets to see Evil Dead tonight.
Let's just say I owe the Geekcast Radio crew
guys a massive favor. It will be epic when I
choose to repay it. But anyway, so we're talking
cartoon villains tonight. And looking at the
quarterfinals so far, I've got some favorites.
When I look at Skeletor versus King's Archon,
I'm honestly going with Skeletor. I see the combination
of magic, and the fact that he has so many cool
villains to help him out. And, you know, he's
not a complete idiot. So, I'm kinda liking Skeletor's
odds. Plus, he looks fucking cool. Now, looking
at Vengar versus Cobra Commander... I gotta go
with Cobra Commander. You might be asking why.
Well, Cobra Commander does have a military background.
And considering he's able to command vast amounts
of troops and vast amounts of resources... I'd
say he's also suited. Plus the fact he's got
a terrible hand -to -hand combat. And if you
look at his history through the G .I. Joe comics,
he's also quite brutal as well. Now, I'm talking
the IDW and former Dreamwave stuff when I talk
about that. But still, I'm liking Cobra Commander
there. This is probably my favorite matchup of
the night. We're looking at Mumra versus Miles
Mayhem. I love Miles Mayhem. I think he's a cool
guy. like the Mac vehicles that he has access
to. That's pretty kick -ass. But Mumrah, the
evil villain of the Thundercats. Come on. Once
again, powerful magic. He's brutal. And I honestly
think magic will triumph against technology.
But then again, when you look at He -Man, because
that's technology versus magic too. But still,
I'm gonna give this one to Mumra versus Miles
Mayhem, because Mumra will do what is necessary,
whereas Miles Mayhem, I think he's eventually
gonna wuss out. And then this matchup, honestly,
this is no contest. Megatron versus Shredder.
Megatron will brutalize the masked menace here,
simply because, well, once again, he leads the
Decepticon forces. He's got that huge fusion
cannon on his arm. He's not stupid. Plus, he
did kill Optimus Prime, whereas Shredder doesn't
really have a victory to really call his own.
Then again, which incarnation of the Shredder
are we talking about here? But I'm going to give
it to Megatron, because once again, he's killed
Optimus Prime. He led the Decepticon forces from
nothing to be the dominant force in the galaxy,
conquering Cybertron and killing a number of
Autobots. unfortunately Megatron does have his
his pride which does occasionally cause him to
fail in his many schemes but his brutality and
tactical ability is I think what will eventually
see him through to the end of this match so anyway
guys like I said I'm really sorry that I missed
tonight I will be on another one of these shows
I assure you I will make sure I do not have tickets
to anything else coming out this month because
Evil Dead and Jurassic Park so I think So anyway
guys, this is Mike the Birdman Dodd for ThisWeekendGeek
.net saying live free or die hard and may the
best bad guy win. First battle is who, Steve?
The first battle is Skeletor against King Zarkon.
This is going to be interesting. Yeah, this this
entire round is going to be interesting to see
who gets to the semifinals next week. Yeah, I
am stoked to see what happens after this battle.
I do not know where this is going to go in the
voting. I'm very, very antsy to see what happens,
especially with a few of the rounds. A few of
them are going to be no -brainers, but a few
of them I'll be quite surprised if they are beat.
This one is Skeletor against King Zarkon, and
for me, out of the two, if you're going on sheer
fear factor of style, or magic ability or henchmen,
I'd have to give it to Skeletor. And he's got
much more of a menacing name to him. Well, I
think the thing with the menacing name with Voltron
was Planet Doom. You know, it was more so on
the planet than it was in the characters. And
Zarkon looks like a cross between a bat and a
fish. he's essentially a human version of astro
trains oh wait that's right he is jack angel
yeah yeah neil thoughts on skeletor versus zarkon
well i i was just going to compare their their
resumes here and uh skeletor for a guy who comes
from a series called masters of the universe
he he's barely failing to capture a planet whereas
zarkon You know he's his scope is larger. He's
going he's at least going for a solar system
I think and so and you know zarkon his his plans
seem to get get farther along in development
whereas Skeletor pretty much fails on a regular
basis. I can't think of a single time He won
except for you know, the one or two times that
he got one over on on hordak Um, i'm gonna have
to go with zarkon on this. I I don't see how
skeletor really stands a chance Unless he uses
his magic, but you know that doesn't never seem
to help them so The only way the only way he
could win I think Kind of now that I'm listening
to your argument. I have to agree The only way
he could win is as he trapped him in another
dimension Or trapped him somewhere else like
he did to hard act yeah And you gotta think,
and this, and I know He -Man, oh my god, we're
gonna so incur the wrath of He -Man fans if we
all beg Zarkon because, no, because it's like,
it's just, because the way I've looked at this
entire thing, I've looked at it individual. If
you put, like, if you create an 80s villains
version of Street Fighter, or Marvel versus Capcom,
whatever. If you create a fighting game with
these characters, that's the way I viewed this,
is Skeletor versus Zarkon individually in a battlefield
who wins, without using help or whatever. Granted,
they're evil, I know that they would cheat and
bring in their warriors, but if you look at them
one -on -one, or if you look at them with their
armies, yes, Zarkon has an army of what color
are those? troopers What are they like dark teal
blue? I don't I don't know the troopers that
like in the beginning of Voltron that are guards
in the prison and stuff You know, I'm sure do
you remember I'm talking about Neil vaguely.
Yeah It's basically Zarkon's version of the foot
clan basically, okay He's got that army and he's
got which Hagar and he's got her creating row
beasts His ultimate downfall in any of his plans
is his son's googly eyes wanting to get his dick
in the pants of Elora That's Zarkon's ultimate
downfall is his son because his son always ends
up fucking stuff up with Skeletor His evil warriors.
It's like a it's worse than a class of first
graders sometimes it really is because you've
got all these evil warriors and granted don't
get me wrong I like Skeletor I like the evil
warriors but I I honestly oh man I'm gonna have
to make a choice here and it's in a one -on -one
battle we have to decide what wins out Skeletor
shooting a magic blast out of his havoc staff
or Zarkon using a laser pistol Rito shot first
I was gonna say it's turning into Han versus
Luffy. I gotta go with the Skeletor because I
think Skeletor is under like like I said Zarkon
If any of his people are around him, they always
end up screwing stuff up Skeletor is just underhanded
enough That he would find some way to get around
Zarkon or he would find something that Imprisons
Zarkon or something so I gotta give it to Skeletor
Okay, so we have one for Skeletor two for Zarda
or King Zarkon yes Okay, then yes, so moving
on to the next bracket We have venger against
Cobra commander let's hear what the combatants
have to say this is the end for all of you surrender
to the new order of cobra starting at noon tomorrow
or suffer my wrath devastation ruin chaos so
we've heard what the combatants have to say and
as steve said before the break The Dark Lord
of Dragons and Dungeons versus an Agent of Mask.
That was just horrible. I know. It was meant
to be that way. But yeah, no, Cobra Commander
versus Venger. I don't know. If you look at it
in the way of the characters and if they ever
had an... Like if somehow Venger ever crossed
over into G .I. Joe, you essentially have Optimus
Prime versus Stars, well, technically Starscream,
but you would have Peter Cullen versus Creslata
just by the voices alone. As far as abilities,
Venger to me is scarier than Cobra Commander,
but I think Cobra Commander would win out. Because
of the simple fact that well, he's besides the
fact that he's just fucking Cobra commander,
but he is a badass he will cheat and use all
kinds of You know Cobra troopers and everything
else. So I don't know Neil. What are your thoughts
on on this one? Well about your thought about
Bender crossing over to GI Joe, you know Cobra
commander has had plots involving roller coasters
in the past. So it could conceivably happen Oh,
God. But I'm just looking at it as well. First,
I'm going to go one on one. And then as as villains
would go, if they were to cheat one on one, I'd
have to give it to Venger just because Venger
is a badass and he's got magic and all this power
on his side. First, Cobra Commander is just some
guy with a gun and he can barely shoot anything
to begin with. But, you know, even even if I
were to account for the fact that Cobra Commander
has has troops on his side, you know, Cobra Commander
has the resources he could. you know, enlist
Tiamat if he wanted, but he's not that clever.
He'd probably use the Dreadnoughts, and of course
what would happen is the Dreadnoughts would go
up to Venger and be like, hello, hello, hello,
and then Venger would be like, adios, adios,
adios, and that would be the end of Cobra's team,
and that would be the end of Cobra Commander.
So I'm going to say this, the only reason Cobra
Commander is here is because Serpentor is not.
And I'm gonna have to give a avenger. This I
command. Cobra Commander, you're out of here.
Steve, rebuttal? Okay. The thing about Serpentor
is he never did his own dirty work. Everybody
just cowered before him because they created
him. That's true. And when Cobra Commander did
become a man again, he turned Serpentor into
his frog bitch. We're back to the frogs. He used
Nagahide's pet. So Serpentor, like I said, is
kind of useless. Corporal Commander Granad did
have some crappy plots, as have all the 80s villains.
However, he has technology on his side. They
have everything they've stolen from the Joes,
from the government. things that they may have
come up with. I thought patrol. Yeah. Or, you
know, they have various kinds of toxic characters
later on. I mean, they in the 80s, they have,
you know, all these mystical things that sometimes
show up. I mean, I think it's kind of a hard
one to push because you have magic against technology.
Right. But you have an entire army. Granted,
they may not be able to shoot a damn thing. I
mean, just get for real. You have like 12 GI
Joes going against like a million Cobra and somehow
the GI Joes beat them. I mean, that's just every
episode. But well, you had Sergeant Slaughter
and his team of rawhides. You took out the pterodrome
by themselves. So you have six GI Joes that go
against all thousands of Cobra. And the Cobra
home base So You still have one against many
and which is as good as one It's a very hard
one to fight but just for the fact that I'd like
Cobra commander better I voted for Cobra commander
because I don't think I think it'd be a stalemate
battle, honestly You'd have technology and magic
and you'd have the equivalent of one person against
one person so it would just cancel each other
out. Armies don't count in this category. They
just don't. Alright, so we've got two for Cobra
Commander and one for Venger. So, getting into
the third bracket, we have Mumrah and Miles Mayhem.
Let's hear from the combatants. Ancient spirits
are evil! Transform this decayed form to Mumra!
So we've heard from the combatants, and I'm gonna
take this one first. Mumra versus Miles Mayhem.
All's Mumra's gotta do is get him into his little
lair there, have him stand in front of the cauldron,
and have the little lightning electrodes things
just shock the hell out of Miles Mayhem. Like...
Mumra didn't even have to transform from his
decayed form at all, honestly. I'm gonna take
this one next. Go ahead. I'm gonna have to go
with Mumra. He's got the freakish, you know,
cloaked, scary -looking dude nature. You have
a fat military guy that the most action he sees
is on a television screen. Mumra has mystical
powers and... Mean it's kind of a repeat of the
other side only this magic entity is Far superior
on this side and the military's superior as on
the other side. So it's kind of This was a no
-brainer. Miles mayhem is gonna lose Yeah All
mummer I would have to do is all mummer I would
have to do is transform into his other form and
it would scare the pants off him and he'd run
Yeah, I would just pretty much copy and paste
my last argument here except more so just because
Mumrah is that much more badass than Miles Mayhem.
And unlike Cobra Commander, I don't think Miles
Mayhem could possibly throw a saving throw. So
Mumrah all the way. Even if Miles Mayhem got
in a couple of good shots if he was in Switchblade
or something like that, but still Again the whole
magic versus technology in this instance magic
is going to win out because Mumrah can do anything
I mean hell Mumrah could transform his dog into
a poodle the damn thing it bite miles his leg
off The Napa guy knows not to judge a man by
his car's multicolor paint job or absence of
modern gadgetry. Who cares if it's technically
old enough to vote and the windows are powered
by the strength of your left arm? Your monthly
payment is zero, and it'll stay that way. Because
with over 500 ,000 parts and a little Napa know
-how, you can keep anything on the road. She
may not be pretty, but she's all yours. That's
Napa know -how. You know, it's just... Mumra
all the way. Well, that was a short discussion.
These battles are pretty one -sided at this point.
Who's next on the bracket, Steve? Last up on
the bracket is Megatron against the Shredder.
Let's hear what the combatants have to say. Wait!
i still function what the devil i'll crush you
with my bare hands we've heard from the combatants
and once again i'm going to take this one because
i just thought of something if this was the battle
that it was going to come down to megatron versus
the shredder neil you've you've watched g1 to
the point where it's basically melded into your
brain right yeah i have too Have you seen the
size of the Transformers compared to the humans?
Yes. Let's think about that on a one -on -one
battle. Technically Megatron would be three stories
higher than Shredder. All's he'd have to do is
just stick his foot down. Crunch. Steve? Not
only that, but Megatron pulled an entire planet.
Into the atmosphere Megatron has far superior
technology Even trumping dimension X Plus he
has the resources of Cybertron and shockwave
and pretty much every Decepticon That could wipe
out Anything the shredder could dish at him Megatron
is more menacing. He's got the raspier voice
He has a fusion cannon Which is like letting
off a giant nuke Yeah, there's just no contest
here Megatron all the way The only way the shredder
would ever beat Megatron now Mike don had asked
us it depends on which version of sure you're
talking about we are because this is the eighties
villains turn it we're specifically talking about
the nineteen eighty seven shredder we're not
talking about the more badass two thousand three
version we're not talking about the current version
in the nick turtle series we're talking about
the old eighty seven shredder only what uh...
uncle phil uh... yeah people bill Yeah. The only
way Uncle Phil could win is if he got in the
Technodrome and fired everything the Technodrome
had at Megatron. That's the only way. If they're
going one -on -one, as I already said, Megatron's
three stories high compared to Shredder's height.
It wouldn't even be a contest at all. Nope. I
agree. Well, plus Megaman Megaman Megaman Megatron
is so is so overpowered. I mean aside from his
fusion cannon He's got he's got that other barrel
on his back, which I've seen him use once so
that does do something He's also got an energy
morning star he's he's Many times the size of
shredder shredder has ginsu knives welded to
his costume he could go ting -ting -ting on and
Megatron's foot all he likes, but eventually
he's just going to be a street pizza. So in hardware
form, making Gold Slaw? I mean, the only conceivable
way, and this is counting, this is only if we
count the first movie, which I know doesn't count,
is if Megatron were to stomp on him. You know,
Shredder has survived a garbage compactor. Right.
That's the only thing I can think of, and even
that I'm not going to count. So Megatron, no
contest. Alright so I think we're gonna go to
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Very, very awesome. This is going to be very
interesting to see how this round's voting is
going to go because, like you said Steve, like
a couple of the battles I can kind of predict
even though I'm not going to here, but I honestly
don't know what the outcome is going to be between
Skeletor and Zarkon. Oh, I don't know on some
of these either. They're just mind boggling.
Yeah. And it's going to be very interesting to
see what happens when we get to the semifinals
next week. Just want to let everybody know voting
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would fly all over Cobra's base, or why Miles
Mayhem would just sit on Mumra's deformed body,
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Tre - oh wait, did I step - something in my shoe?
Scrape. He stepped in shredder poo There was
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