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About this Episode
Dr. Wiley says we will not take over the world
unless we are listening to Geekcast Radio Network.
Maybe you should play something else. Welcome
to GCR and Wars. This is episode 16. This is
our video game character tournament round one
part two I am one of your hosts TFG and Mike
and joining me is Steve Megatron. Hello. Hello
Optimus solo. Hello. I'm here and TV's mr. No
Welcome to the next level You got to use that
throughout the rest of tournament That's how
we should end it, your princess. Is there another?
Yeah, Steve, get on that. Bite me. No. I just
want to say something really quick before we
start. Everybody needs to listen to the podcast
to hear our opinions on these matchups before
you vote. We don't just want the popular vote.
What? I'm just saying because I don't want anybody
knowing what the answer is. I'm not giving any
answers. I'm just saying compared to episode
15 and now, in the comments of episode 15, there
was people worried about the popular vote getting
it. The whole point of us doing these tournaments
is ... We record these podcasts, give you our
opinions on the matchups. So last episode, you
know, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Toad, all that stuff.
You listen to that. Make up your mind who you
agree with, who you don't agree with, and then
vote for whomever you want to vote for. But don't
just go and vote to vote without listening to
the podcast. Think of it as watching the characters
battle on Super Smash Brothers. Right. But the
point is not just to go to the post and vote
it's to listen to the podcast then vote After
that disclaimer Positive note No, I mean yeah,
obviously it's good to good to have some reasoning
and some scenarios for why you think somebody
would win instead of just your favorite character
But people are gonna vote the way they're gonna
vote hopefully we'll have a outcome that's not
simply based on the more popular characters,
but we'll have to see how it goes. For those
of you that are coming in, like Neil said, at
the next level and weren't with us for the first
part of this last episode, you can always obviously
go back and listen to episode 15, but last episode
we covered the first half of the tournament bracket.
which featured eight different battles. There
was obviously a Nintendo theme to that half of
the bracket. We'll have to see what kind of themes
we have on today's half of the bracket, but we
have the matchups of Mario and Luigi, Toad and
Yoshi and Zelda and Princess, Link and Little
Mac from Mike Tyson's Punch -Out, Mega Man and
Beautiful Joe, Donkey Kong and Fox McCloud, Bomberman
and Conker and Kirby and Pikachu. So that was
our first half of the bracket. You were able
to vote on who you thought would win on all of
those different battles. We are not, however,
going to tell you who won those battles yet.
We will get the winners of that half of the bracket
the same time that we reveal the winners of the
bracket that we're talking about today. That'll
all be coming up next episode. So you have to
wait until episode 17 to hear all of the round
one winners. Mike, any disclaimers or other notes
that we need to get off our chest before we start
the second half of the bracket and anything they
need to know? I don't think so. Just listen,
then vote. I mean, that's kind of, you know,
it's the same thing when we do our top 100s.
We want people to listen to the podcast and then
discuss in the comments and stuff. And what would
be even better, I think, or what could... be
more fun for everybody is if you go to the actual
website post for episode 16 and have some debates
on there through the comment section, maybe before
anybody, before you cast your vote. Get in a
debate with someone, put your scenario out there,
let us reply. We can kind of hash it out even
more than we do on the podcast in the comments
and then you can vote after that too. So there's
multiple options for how you're going to go about
voting. Steve, anything else before we get to
battle number nine? No, I think that that pretty
much runs it out there. Yeah, obviously the biggest
thing is have fun, listen, participate, and it'll
be more fun for everybody. Starting off today,
and you'll have to see what kind of themes we
get to here, but we're starting with battle number
nine on the right side of the bracket, and that
will give us Sly Cooper versus Crash Bandicoot.
So Sly Cooper versus Crash Bandicoot. Mike, I
hear you. What do you got to say about this one?
Well, first of all, I have to say, Sly Cooper
must be a current gen character, because I do
not know him at all. He's actually on PlayStation.
Well, OK. Still, PlayStation, Xbox, it's all
the same damn thing in the last 10, 15 years.
So Sly Cooper's been around since 2002. Crash
has been around since 97 96. Yeah. Yes. It's
like Cooper was on the PlayStation 2 PlayStation
3 PlayStation Vita, etc He's a thief free I'm
just filling in for Mike since you don't know
or this character Nate you're filling in for
Nate since he couldn't be here he's a he's a
raccoon thief from a long line of master thieves
kind of like a medieval feudal type of raccoon
character I guess you could call him somewhat
pirate somewhat thief so he's got they know that
cunning secret nature but also you know Somewhat
loyal and brave I guess and in some respects
strong, I guess he's always carrying around that
Like sickle I guess is what I kind of attribute
it to I don't know if it's technically a sickle
But that's who sly is do you know who crash manic
it is Mike obviously But you know, it's like
yeah, I know well with sly as your As you're
describing them, like, hey, it's Mario in disguise.
The whole raccoon thing. Something about the
plumber part. Well, yeah, true. Maybe if he's
in his raccoon suit, yes, I'll give you that
much. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I
mean, Crash, who doesn't know Crash? Crash has
been around for years and years and years. I
mean, I remember playing Crash in the 90s all
the time. It was just a fun, fun game series.
He's the most I attribute or kind of connect
him most to he's almost like the Tasmanian devil
The bandicoot that spins like crazy and knocks
everything over Kind of in the same way Taz would
if he was going through his little tornado action
But crash isn't as dark as Taz can get. Taz can
get pretty dark sometimes with his humor True.
Crash is a very fun loving upbeat jovial kind
of character Yeah, I can see that just looking
at these two characters and kind of what they
bring to the table Neil What do you what's kind
of your first impression and who do you see having
advantage one way or the other? Well to me, this
is kind of a mirror of the of the Donkey Kong
versus Fox McCloud fight because you have the
smart resourceful agile character versus the
big dummy So I'm going to again give it to the
agile character and say that Sly Cooper takes
it because I think Crash will just come in, you
know spinning bouncing off things wrecking shit
and slides just kind of slip out of the shadows
and Take them out. Yeah, I think that's a I think
that's definitely a very good comparison to that
Donkey Kong Fox McCloud Battle and it's just
gonna be interesting to see how people vote based
on you know Just the brute force versus the cunningness
I think the one difference there. It would probably
be you know the that fox more maybe was a little
bit reliant on his vehicle more so than you'll
get with sly so maybe that'll be enough to give
sly the edge where the cunning and the quickness
um will we'll be able to kind of surpass just
the spinny frenzy of crash what do you think
steve um i'm not entirely familiar with sly but
just from what I've researched of him and what
he looks like. I kind of have to agree with Neil
here. I think that in this instance, although
Crash is probably more recognized to some degree,
but kind of not really anymore. He's not really
relevant anymore, whereas Sly Cooper seems to
be more relevant now. I would prefer... for sly
to win plus he's getting his own movie and crash
isn't Probably more of a character that could
have a movie than crash Yeah, I'm kind of siding
with Neil on this one Even though I kind of was
on Donkey Kong side in the first one It was more
so because I didn't think once you take the vehicle
away Fox was as much of a threat where I think
sly is Resourceful enough where he doesn't rely
on anything except for his own kind of intelligence
and cunningness So I think he's gonna be able
to outsmart crash trick crash into I mean He
could probably just get crashed to spin off the
edge of a cliff or something But I don't know
Mike, what do you think I? Gotta go with crash.
I gotta go with the crazy cuz crazy works sometimes
There always has to be that one guy. That's right
I would cast my official vote for Sly. I think
I'm in agreement with Steve and with Neil on
this one. So we'll let you be the lone fighter
for crash. And you'll have to rally your troops
and get them to vote so that you can say you're
right and we're wrong or whatever. I'll just
say this. Number of times the Tasmanian devil
beat Bugs Bunny, zero. There we go. That's the
best comparison, actually. That's even better
than Donkey Kong and Fox McCloud. That's very
close to Tas and Bugs. I like that. Yeah, Mike
the odds are stacked against you anyway, I'm
going to the next one to happen eventually Going
to the next battle on that side battle number
ten We have Spyro the dragon versus Rayman Now
Mike since you're old You should remember Rayman
a little, right? I remember Rayman, but Rayman
was not someone I paid attention to. I know of
the games, I know what the games look like, but
for me, it's Spyro all the way. He's almost like,
I remember Rayman, but Rayman doesn't remember
me. Yeah, pretty much. Rayman, of course, has
been around since about 95, I believe. Last we
haven't seen him this year at all, but I believe
he had a game last year as well So, I mean he's
been around for quite some time. I don't ever
remember playing a Rayman game But it's interesting
because we have our first opponent that has no
arms legs So, how do you really beat this guy?
I mean he has hands and feet and a head but they
move independently from his body so I Don't know
It's Spyro. He's a flame -breathing dragon. He's
a fire -breathing dragon. All's he got to do
is set the thing on fire. Bam, there you go.
Yeah, but with his with his body parts moving
freely, he can seem seemingly get out of the
way of most stuff. He does have a long -range
punch. At times, he's been able to eject things
from his gloves. He can use his hair to glide
and float. So he has all that going for him.
Does Spyro have offense other than The typical
dragon type of offense It depends on which game
you're playing if you're playing the traditional
game He the dragon offense is his offense. I
mean flight fire You know duck roll and dash
So, I mean The fire has to win out. I mean, the
only way that Rayman is not going to beat Spyro
against Spyro's fire is if he has a fire hose
and douses the fire. But is Spyro mean enough
to even try to take it to Rayman? If Rayman was
threatening his family or whatever, yeah, or
his land, yeah, sure. I mean, you're right that
he can do some things, spit fireballs. He even
breathed ice in some games. He's got the, you
know, ramming into people with his horns. I mean,
he has a bunch of different stuff. I mean, it's
not just fire. It could be water, ice, lightning,
etc. that he's breathing out on or kind of sending
towards his opponent. I don't know if he's as.
Kind of. I don't know, like Rayman. It's kind
of a dark horse. I think like you kind of write
them off it like kind of like what you were talking
about like right away It's no spyro is more more
popular. He's the more known maybe character
He's a dragon But I don't know if you write off
Rayman so quickly because like you know with
that free Moving body and he can still do some
long -range attacks and some other things. I
Think it's a closer fight than than you think
at first glance. What do you think Steve? Well
being that I've not played a game of either.
I am familiar with them but I've never played
either one of their games. I do have to say I
recognize Spyro more and I like his appearance
more than Rayman and I have to agree with you
as well that I think Rayman kind of doesn't get
the credit that credits do because if you look
at Spyro he had games all the way back from like
98 to 2005. right and Nothing more. He's kind
of faded away. We're it's not true. He's got
Skylanders now Still it and how many years between?
It's still he's still relevant though. Not really
because if you look at it Ray man's been around
since 95 he was on MS DOS and He's still here.
Okay, he's on the Wii U and that the 3ds and
it wears Spyro So I mean I want to give it to
Spyro. They both can somewhat fly and float around.
They both can kind of shoot stuff at each other.
Maybe Spyro has a little bit stronger arsenal
if he can shoot at it. But Raymond has the easier
way of dodging and avoiding getting hit. Well,
he can just throw his limbs in opposite directions
and roundhouse kick him from all different directions.
Like I said, I want to give it to Spyro, but
he's also friends the crash bandicoot. So that
would be like signing with the enemy there. So
So I'm gonna have to go with your ass What do
you think Neil? How do you break this one down?
I'm just gonna go with the with Spyro. I'm not
really familiar with either game series. So I
Don't know. I I think the dragon having the flame
breath would have a better long -distance arsenal
than just someone who can swing his arms around.
Yeah. It's definitely hard to go against dragons.
Alright, look at it this way. Spyro's cocky and
arrogant, which could get him into trouble in
the fight. Right, but not in all of the games.
No, not all. He comes across as a younger, possibly
more immature. but I guess immature. I mean he
comes across as a slightly younger character
than Rayman does maybe. I picture Rayman more
as like that you know teenage slash young adolescent
type age where I picture Rayman as like an eight
or nine year or Spyro is like an eight or nine
year old character. I don't know why I do that
but I think that with Spyro all he's got to do
is collect all of Rayman's body parts, put them
on a skewer, and barbecue that shrimp up. Like
I said, I think it's hard to go against a dragon,
and I think I ultimately would vote that Spyro
would win this matchup. I just think it would
be closer than the votes probably are going to
be. I think Rayman stands more of a chance than
most people would give him. Just because maybe
they're not as familiar with Rayman. I mean,
we could be wrong there. I think it's an interesting
matchup. I think if you actually broke it down
and put them against each other, it wouldn't
be something where the same character wins 10
out of 10 times, where you might get with some
of the other things. Like in what we talked about
last episode, if you put Zelda against the princess,
I think Zelda wins 10 out of 10 times. This one,
I think it's closer to like seven out of ten
times or six out of ten times that Spyro comes
away with it and Rayman sneaks a few wins in
there somewhere. I know you don't want us predicting
too much, but I'm going to say this right now.
It's going to be interesting if Crash and Spyro
win the votes and they have to face each other
next round. They'll pull one of those one things
like the WWE and they'll be like, I can't fight
him. He's my friend. So it'll be Dummy Dumber.
Oh, God. All right, so that does it for battle
10 scene Spyro against Rayman Let us know who
you think would win that matchup and now we're
throwing a twist into this tournament We might
catch a lot of flack from this. I'm not sure
but we're gonna Add just a slight twist on this
side of the bracket with starting with battle
number 11 Some people might call this an unfair
advantage, but battle 11 sees toe jam and Earl
fighting ratchet and clank Now I'm not necessarily
saying that there's anything wrong with this
matchup or that this won't be a blowout necessarily
But you may have noticed that it's a two -person
team Against a two -person team and so far up
to this point in the tournament. It's all been
solo acts so Maybe some people are having problems
with that. We'll see how you guys feel about
it But we have ration and clank against toe jam
and Earl Mike. What do you think? I like it.
I think it's interesting. I mean, you know, they
always are together We're in games together.
More so than just like Mario and Luigi are in
games, or like Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong are
in games. Like these are a connected pair, it
seems like. Yeah, they are. They're at the hip.
And it makes sense, because they go hand in hand
in each of their game series. That being said,
does Tojim and Earl have any snowballs chance
in hell of beating Ratchet and Clank? No. But
they made an appearance in the tournament, so
we'll give them that money. They would just send
them away on their magic elevators to Mars and,
you know, dumping them off. And besides that,
Ratchet and Clank are just so much cooler of
characters in general. For those of you that
don't know who the heck we're talking about,
ToeJam and Earl came to us way back in 1991.
I guess you could... wikipedia i'll do that since
everybody hates when we when we do that describes
them as a three -legged red alien and a fat orange
alien so there you go uh they were definitely
an interesting uh group i think it would be hilarious
if they ended up going against somebody else
that we'll later see on this half of the bracket
just because i always kind of equated them as
the same types of characters um but uh i don't
know i i think it's fun to have toja mineral
in this tournament But Neil, is this like a five
second knockout for? Yeah, because Toe Jam and
Earl, I don't even remember them having attacks.
They were just in this weird rogue -like game
on the Genesis. And it was like, what the heck?
Maybe they could fly or pilot something. They
could drive a ship. That was pretty much it.
And they would go through elevators. I kind of
wish there was a tag team division in this. We
could throw the ice climbers in there and a couple
other teams. You know, I almost want to see,
since we're talking about tag teams, I almost
want to see Ratchet and Clank versus Sonic and
Tails. Oh, God. See, I don't think that's an
easy enough one. I know Sonic and Tails are with
each other a lot, but it's not like they're always
together. They're not attached to each other.
True. Like we have with Ratchet and Clank or
Toe Jam and Earl. That's what we ought to do
next video game tournament we do eventually.
We ought to do tag team matches. That would be
awesome. That'd lead for a whole nother level
of uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh...
uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh...
uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh...
wrestling references in here. I'm going to equate
this to the Royal Rumble when the Bushwhacker
guy literally went down the aisle, went in the
ring, got tossed over the rope on the opposite
side of the ring, left the arena. It was like
a three second thing, but he made an appearance.
Toe Jam and Earl are second tier characters,
whereas Ratchet and Clank are more primary than
they are. There's no comparison. No. This should
be the - if this isn't the biggest blowout for
a voting matchup, then something's wrong with
people. We'll have that one person, we'll have
that one guy that's like, I'm gonna vote for
Toe Jam and Earl just because I think it's funny.
Ratchet and Clank flawless victory. Well thankfully
none of those characters are involved because
that would not be fair. We can still make the
reference. No I know, I'm not saying you can't.
And now we have some zero the tournaments Party
over Getting into the 12th matchup battle number
12 now You probably could say that it would have
been a better matchup if I would have paired
one of the contestants and The battle 12 to one
of them in a battle 11 and vice versa But maybe
we're leading up to a better matchup next round.
We'll have to see battle 12. We'll see Banjo
Kazooie Banjo and Kazooie Versus Jack and Daxter.
So again, we have a pair in a pair that were
always together Possibly just as much of a landslide,
I don't know Steve What do you think about Jack
and Daxter and did you ever do play any of the
Banjo Kazooie games? I haven't played Banjo Kazooie.
I've played the Jack and Daxter before which
wasn't too bad Banjo -Kazooie is almost like
freaking Donkey Kong. Yeah a little bit. It's
it's almost like playing Donkey Kong and Very
similar Jack and Daxter is more like Ratchet
and Clank than than I knew any of the you know
anything else so Banjo Banjo -Kazooie you got
like jumping climbing swimming rolling into enemies
you know like I said a lot of the same stuff
you would see and in Donkey Kong, they do have
some things where they could use feathers to
fly or certain movements. They did have to have
the intelligence to solve certain puzzles, I
guess, along the way. They could transform, though.
At one point, there was magic powers that allowed
them to turn into things like crocodiles, bees,
termites, etc. And that would give you more variety
of Some abilities so maybe that could come into
play but Jack and Daxter got a lot going for
him. I'm sorry Plus Jack and Daxter actually
had crossovers with Ratchet and Clank Mm -hmm.
Yep in their games Yeah, and they are Pretty
Pretty impressive looking fighters, too. I always
thought I like the Jack and Daxter look I think
they look cool Not that that has anything to
do with anything. Mike, what do you think about
this one? I honestly think this, if we were going
to turn this into a comedy session, Toe Jam and
Earl versus Banjo and Kazooie would have been
funnier, but I think this is going to be interesting
because to see who wins these rounds to see if...
Ratchet and Clank and Jack and Daxter get to
face each other because as Steve said, they did
cross over in each other's games. Jack and Daxter,
I've played a couple of the games. I like them.
I think they're cool. They're cool characters.
The games are interesting. All the weapons. Jack
and Daxter to me is like a... When did you say
they started? Is it PS2? So it's PS2 basically?
Yeah, they are the PS2 era combination of Crash
and Spyro, but they're more competent. It's just
funny, funny characters. Well, they're dark and
sarcasm. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And they
would wipe the floor with Banjo and Kazoo. I
would think they'd be pretty formidable people
in this whole tournament. Oh yeah, most definitely.
Pretty big arsenal. You know, I think even if
we would have put Banjo -Kazooie against Toe
Jam and Earl, I still think Toe Jam and Earl
stands no chance. No, well, no. Well, because
you'd have a bird eating them. Yeah. Did Jack
and Daxter wipe the floor with Banjo -Kazooie,
Neil? Yeah. I mean, I'm not a big fan of either
game series, but I'm looking at Daxter here,
and I just see this elf guy with his big, what
looks like a rifle over his shoulder. I'm like,
yeah. What's Banjo gonna do? He's like, I'm Banjo
and he's gonna go look for note blocks and he
doesn't stand a chance. I'd like to see the the
bird and I don't know what you consider Daxter
to be. Whatever little animal type. He's almost
like a weasel. Yeah, it would be interesting
if the two kind of sidekicks went after each
other. But yeah, Jack is gonna annihilate Banjo.
Which brings us to our next matchup, which is
Battle 13, and this is where we're getting to
something that I was talking about earlier. I
think it would have been interesting to see Toe
Jam and Earl against one of these two characters.
Battle, I keep saying episode, Battle 13 sees
us with Earthworm Jim versus Bubsy. I think Earthworm
and Jim and Toadjam have a lot in common. Go
ahead, Neil. One of them has a gun, period. And
come on, the other one's Bubsy. What could possibly
go wrong? I think you could fall on a cliff.
You definitely have a lot of interesting characters
on this side of the bracket so far. Yeah, I mean,
Earthworm and Jim... Back in 94 is when we first
saw him Obviously he Has a suit that he wears
And he has that gives him the arms and the legs
because otherwise he is a worm so that wouldn't
be very Intimidating I guess but you know with
that suit on and the ability to have that gun
that has a pretty potent kick there to it you
definitely have stuff going against you but Can
Bubsy, as a fly cat, somehow get Earthworm out
of the suit? Well, he is Rob Paulson. So, I mean,
that would probably be his only chance is if
you could somehow get him out of the suit so
that he's forced to just, uh, you know, slither
around like a worm. I guess slither is more of
a word for snake, but I don't know what you would
call. He would just inch along. There you go,
inch along. That was a good pun for once. Shut
the hell up. I don't know how Bubsy would actually
try to go about getting Earthworm Jim out of
the suit, because I think that's got to be his
only shot. What do you think, Mike? No, Neil
already said it. Earthworm Jim has a gun. Bubsy
would just get his head blown off. Bubsy does
have nine lives. Nine bullets. And he can throw
some massive yarn balls, hairballs at him, or
whatever Bubsy did. I don't really remember the
Bubsy game super clearly. Bubsy's been around
since 93. I didn't play a lot of his games. I
mean, I know what the character is, et cetera.
I mean, he did have the ability to buy items.
So he also had some suits and some different
things. Nerf gun smart bombs that would clear
the screen slingshots, so I mean he does have
some some ways to At least put up a tiny bit
of a fight. I think I don't know Steve Well earthworm
Jim had his own animated series and bubsies got
canned after the pilot Very true We're going
on that yeah I mean bubsy did have some good
voice actors, but again No, again, I think Earthworm
Jim is going to take it just because he's more
of a badass. He's got the suit. He's got the
gun. You know, if nothing else, he would throw
Bubsy off a cliff. I mean, I don't really think
that there's much to go on here besides he's
going to take it. All right. Any other thoughts
on Earthworm Jim and Bubsy? Mike? Nothing? Alright
before I announce it we'll get to Mike in a second.
I think he has something to say but We're getting
down here because we only have three more battles
to announce That means we only have six more
competitors that we've yet to reveal in this
tournament So this is the point where I'm assuming
people that are listening are thinking of their
favorite characters and wondering Are we were
really gonna leave them off of the tournament?
Are they gonna show up? Are they not gonna show
up? Because we only have six more people that
will appear. You probably somewhat noticed the
theme so far on this side of the bracket whereas
we had the Nintendo on the left side so far we've
had a collection of PlayStation and some Genesis
and some stuff like that over here. Let's see
we got six more characters so going into battle
14. 15 minutes could save you on 15 percent or
more from Geico's car insurance. Oh my. Battle
14 we'll see Gex. In Sonic the Hedgehog Mike
Go ahead and start this one Geico gecko. Oh my
god Not quite. What what is this? I don't even
know who this character is. I've never seen this
thing before you've never seen that No No He
Yeah, he had a lot of almost James Bond ish Yeah
type looks and gaming cover he is a gecko so
you had that obviously I can see that thank you
his dad worked for NASA so that was good you
know he's got some smarts does he actually have
his own damn game or is he just a mascot for
companies no no he had his own game Yeah, he
was around back in 1994, he debuted on the 3DO.
That's why I don't know him because I didn't
have a 3DO. Well, he was also on PlayStation.
Yeah, then immediately the next year he was on
PlayStation and then Sega Saturn and some computer
platforms as well there. I mean, he is a fighter.
He's gone through different worlds. He, you know,
he's not necessarily like some of the other characters
we've talked about where they just kind of roam
around a map and do things, maybe fly something
or whatever. I mean, he does have the ability
to do some things, to put up a fight, but he
is going against probably one of the most iconic
video game characters of all time in Sonic the
Hedgehog, so I don't know how much of his...
If people are voting based on popularity, Sonic's
gonna immediately take this. Neil, are you familiar
with Gex at all? Um, a little bit. Do you think
he has any type of offense that he can put against
the supersonic speed of Sonic the Hedgehog? Not
really. I mean, Sonic's basically immortal as
long as he has rings. Even if you hurt him, he
just gets another set of rings and he'll be okay.
Whereas, I don't know, Gex is kind of, he's more
of a platforming character. I'm looking at the
game right here, doesn't seem to be much of an
offensive character. Plus, you know, Sonic's
got blast processing. I'm sorry, that's not a
thing. I mean, unless he has the ability to turn
himself into a wall of spikes that just happens
to be in Sonic's way, I don't see him doing much.
Great point. Yeah, Sonic is pretty indestructible.
You gotta hit him a couple times, get all his
rings, and then hit him again. And Gex is more
about the charisma and the wisecracking and kind
of the image, so to speak. Not to say he doesn't
have some offense and some sneakiness and some
good blood in him as far as strength and intelligence
and whatnot, but I'm gonna do something that
Mike usually does. I'm gonna project a... Since
it would be a finals matchup, I don't think it's
going to influence much, but it would sure be
interesting to see Sonic somehow matched up against
Mega Man in the finals. For some reason, I think
that would be an interesting matchup. Steve,
what do you think? Is this one Sonic all the
way? Yeah. For one, Gex has not that much longevity
in his gaming, and it's pretty much all side
-scroller, and looks pretty lame by comparison
to Sonic. And I mean, Sonic comes out with a
new game. He's like the damn Mario of Sega. He's
everywhere. I mean, it's sick the amount of times
he comes up, but there's a reason. Oh, I agree.
He's more fun to play. And I know there was probably
a lot of people at that point that were wondering
why Sonic hadn't been mentioned yet and getting
worried that we weren't going to put him in here.
So there you go. There's Sonic. If you're thinking
about your favorite, you know, PlayStation, Xbox,
Sega Genesis characters and waiting to see if
they'll show up or not. Master Chief. No Master
Chief. But you might be disappointed because
we're gonna go even a bigger twist I think now.
I mean we've had our two -person teams. Now we're
gonna go somewhere where you might have thought
we weren't. Possibly going to go in this tournament
as we get to battle number 15. We have one more
kind of world or genre that we haven't really
talked about yet That's the world of classic
gaming and battle 15 we will see Probably doesn't
get any more classic than this pac -man versus
Frogger Pac -man versus Frogger Mike. What are
your thoughts? Now, before you say anything,
Frogger's been dodging cars, crocodiles, and
all kinds of stuff for years. But Pac -Man just
eats everything in sight. Well, they both showed
up about the same time. Pac -Man's a freakos.
What was that, Steve? I said they both showed
up about the same time. That's true. Pac -Man
1980 and Frogger in 81. I don't know if Frogger
has much of an offense there. He's more of a
character that's gonna avoid things and not get
hit by things. I don't, you know, him getting
to the goal isn't much for offense, I guess not.
But if he could trick Pac -Man into following
him to try to eat, you know, if he convinced
Pac -Man to try to come eat him, maybe he could
jump around enough to trick Pac -Man into jumping
into a crocodile's mouth? Was it crocodiles or
alligators in that game? I don't even know. It
was alligators. Okay. Maybe he could trick him
into jumping in the alligator at the wrong point
where he's mastered where to jump and when to
jump, but I think that's his only chance, Neil.
Does Frogger have anything else besides trying
to trick Pac -Man into jumping in the wrong thing?
I don't know. Pac -Man's not that stupid. I mean,
Pac -Man had his own cartoon. He seemed pretty
intelligent. Frogger also had a cartoon, but
he's got no offense. He's a frog. I mean, he's
always like 10 seconds away from being a grease
spot on the road. We definitely have a variety
of different animals on this side of the bracket.
I mean, it's like saying, OK, you got a football
player and a baseball player who's going to fight,
who's going to win. Well, it's going to be the
football player. And yeah, Pac -Man is afraid
of ghosts, but he at least has some offense against
the ghosts. So he can't attack. Especially if
he gets his little power. tell it or whatever
you call it. Yeah. So Mike? I think if we have
like a loser's bracket somewhere, no seriously,
I think if we have a loser's bracket somewhere
and Frogger ends up in the loser's bracket along
with Peach and whoever else, Peach will just
kiss him and they'll go live happily ever after.
He would just, she would just beat him with her
parasol and that'd be the end of Frogger. Oh
my. And I know some people might be looking at
some of these matchups that we've been going
over today and the end last episode and thinking,
these aren't even close. Like, what are you guys
doing? But just keep in mind that these will
all lead to future matchups and we'll get more
intriguing as we get going through. The first
round of any tournament usually has some blowouts
in it. Steve, any thoughts on Pac -Man and Frogger?
Well, Pac -Man would just eat him. That's the
main thing. What if we had pac -man and Kirby
going against each other? That's kind of what
I was thinking Who can eat first? You frog legs
And then he'd get an even bigger mouth All right,
and our final battle of the first round is the
last two competitors to join our tournament here
so we've had a 30 to 30 character so far we got
these final two battle 16 and Sticking with the
classics. We got Q Burt's versus Dig Dug Now
at least as has a has it has the Whatever you
call it shovel pickaxe digging apparatus Q Burt's
obviously Q Burt. I don't know Mike. Where do
you go with this one? At first I thought that
was um Dig Dug and Frogger would be epic Yeah,
that would be an epic losers tournament. And
I first saw the image before I zoomed in on it,
and I thought it was a turbo from Wreck -It Ralph.
I really did. Oh my god. Just because of the
graphics. Shut up. It's gotta be Qbert's. I don't
know if Dig Dug has offense enough to fight Qbert.
He's got a digger. What? He's got a shovel. He
does. He's got a shovel, but Qbert can just jump
on his head. No. Qbert, if you jump on the wrong
panel, you'd fall off into the abyss. Dig Dug
would just dig a hole around him. I know what's
going to happen here. You know what happens when
Qbert jumps on an enemy's head? Qbert dies. Plus,
the one thing that has been mentioned here is
that Dig Dug has the air pump. And what does
Qbert have? He has a big schnaz. All you have
to do is plug that air hose into the schnaz and
pump him up and he would just explode. And that'd
be the end of Qbert. I mean, easily, Qbert is
the more known, probably more popular character.
I'm assuming a lot of kids these days, sound
like the old grandpa on the lawn, don't know
who Dig Dug is, maybe. If there was ever the
right matchup for a complete upset, I think Dig
Dug has a chance. I know people love Qbert, but
Dig Dug has more of an offense, I think. Qbert,
even though... Go ahead. Dig Dug, look at his
gaming resume. I mean, his game has been ported
again and again on multiple different platforms
and Qbert's kind of fallen off the... kind of
falling off the abyss. I mean, I haven't seen
a Qbert, I haven't even seen the arcade game
re -released on a modern console. Not that I'm
aware of. And Qbert's almost more like Frogger,
where his strength is just being able to jump
on the right thing to avoid things. Yeah. Like,
maybe he'll jump on one of his little rainbow
discs and move to a different part of the level,
but that's not beating Dig Dug. Yeah, that might
work with Coily, but that's not gonna work with
Dig Dug. It might work with Frogger, but he's
going against somebody that actually has a weapon.
Steve? I'm going Dig Dug. Dig Dug for the upset?
Yeah. Think there's gonna be a lot of upsets
on this side of the board. I mean, I love Cuber
Don't get me wrong. I love playing Cuber. I love
Cuber from back in the day That was fun stuff,
but I don't see how he beats dig -dug Mike you
seem to be voting for Cuber, but how does he
how does he beat dig -dug? I Guess he can't sadly.
I mean, I guess you can get him to jump off the
wrong thing But that's the same thing that Frogger
was hoping for when we voted against Frogger
You guys got to get the the chubby checker singing
the dig -dug theme. Oh god. Yes All right Yeah,
that is a thing you'll have to send it to Steve
Neil, okay Before we go over who you think are
the most intriguing matchups, and who is going
to be the biggest blowout, and who are some of
the people that you like on this side of the
bracket to kind of make it far, just a quick
quick review of what we had on this side of the
bracket. We started with Battle 9, which was
Sly Cooper versus Crash Bandicoot. Battle 10
sees Spyro the Dragon versus Rayman. Battle 11,
in the pairing combinations here, we had Rasha
and Clank versus Toejam and Earl. Battle 12,
Jack and Daxter versus Banjo Kazooie. Battle
13, Earthworm Jim versus Bubsy. Battle 14 Gex
versus Sonic battle 15 Pac -Man versus Frogger
and battle 16 Qbert versus Dig Dug Mike, what
is the biggest blowout of this round? We're gonna
have two big blowouts Bells 11 and 12 no contest
Yeah, Ratchet and Clank, Jack and Daxter I think
depending on who likes I think The popularity
thing is gonna come into effect with battle 10
depending on who likes Rayman and who likes Spyro
I wish crash would pull out, you know an upset
not that much of an upset but a close race with
with Sly Cooper sadly, I don't think it's gonna
happen I think there will also I mean, I think
there's a potential blowout there with Sonic
against well, yeah, but I mean like Frogger right,
but I mean some some people might Look at Sonic
versus Gex and they might you know go either
way, but I'm saying like overall like I I would
assume like 20 or 30 to 1 or 2 for for Jack and
Daxter and and Ratchet and Clank versus Toe Jam
and Earl and Banjo and Kazooie. Ratchet and Clank
should be the bigger blowout just because of
Toe Jam and Earl. Well yeah, but I'm saying like
those two battles should be like double digits
to single digits. It really should. Steve, are
there any one matchup or two matches in here
that you could see being pretty darn close? 50
-50 or an intriguing matchup that you're not
quite sure how the people will vote? I'm going
to go with, I mean there's quite a few that I
think could be kind of neck and neck. Sly and
Crash I think could go either way. Spyro and
Rayman I think could go either way. Those, I
mean, I think those are pretty much the closest
ones in this round. A lot of them are either
highly, more action -packed characters going
against some slums. Yeah, to put it nicely. I
think it'll be somewhat telling to see how people
vote in that QBird dig -dug matchup. To me, that's
an intriguing one that should be close, not because
it's a close matchup where like I think you're
right. I think Sly Cooper and Crash Bandicoot
and then the battle with Spyro and versus Raymond
are the actual closest battles. But battle 16
could be close because of the fact that one is
way more popular and the other should really
probably win. So it might make for an even voting
between that not because it's a should be a close
matchup But because for two different reasons
depending on how people vote Neil what's the
what's the most interesting matchup you saw here?
Neil Sorry, I muted myself. That's right. What's
the most interesting match you see here? I want
to see Q bird versus dig dug because I really
think that Dig Dug has the upset here. I think
a lot more people are aware of Dig Dug today
than Qbert. Qbert is really kind of, he's only
come back because of Wreck -It Ralph, and still
he doesn't really have a new game. I think there
was one or two, I'm gonna use figure quotes,
sequels to Qbert, but they really weren't like
really known. And Dig Dug has... He's really
held his I mean he's not like he's not like Mario
or Sonic, but he's really held his own About
the decades as being like a C list of Video game
character, so I think he's got it I'm definitely
intrigued to see how that one plays out. Mike,
we saw a couple different things here. Number
one with the classic characters like Pac -Man
and Dig Dug and Q -Bird. We also saw the parians
like Ratchet and Clank and Jack and Daxter. Anyone
standing out on this side of the bracket as an
early favorite? Do Ratchet and Clank and Jack
and Daxter have like an edge because of the duo
aspect to it? Do you see someone like Sonic being
able to blow through this just based on his speed
and abilities or someone like Pac -Man that can
just eat everybody up? Like, who's your early
favorite on this side of the bracket? It's gonna
be Spyro and Sonic I think that the dragon fire
is gonna be helping Spyro big -time in his favor
and I mean Sonic he's a Speedster, you know and
once you have Urkel voicing you there's no going
back Come on, did I do that? Come on. You did.
I'm now voting against him. Oh, stop it. Just
kidding. Stop it. No, but seriously, like Sonic,
like Steve said it would be interesting, I think
Steve said it would be interesting to see if
it ended up being Sonic and Mega Man. Nope, that
was me. That was me, but that's okay. Anyway,
whatever. Steve, is it fair to have these parians
of Ratchet and Clank and Jag and Daxter, etc.
in the tournament? I think so. I think... You
think someone can beat? a pair like that? I think
so. I think if they're done right, I think that
they could. Yeah, that's why I wasn't too afraid
of including them. Again, they are iconic. You
know, if you think of like Nintendo, you know,
obviously you have like your Marios and your
Zeldos and your Donkey Kongs, et cetera. But
for some of these others, systems, you know,
Ratchet and Clank, Jack and Daxter, those types
of characters are some of the most iconic. So
I don't think we can not include them in this.
So that's why they're here. Mike, any other thoughts
on this side of the bracket or just kind of how
you're seeing this now that you can see all 32
combatants? I almost wish we mixed it up a little
bit more and didn't have the left side of the
bracket be so Nintendo based versus each other,
because I think it would have been made. Here's
what you got, though, by doing that. If you're
a Nintendo fanboy, you're going to clear side
of the board and you're forced to vote your own
characters against each other instead of if they
were all mixed, just voting straight Nintendo
all the way through the whole tournament. So
that's one reason. Plus, I just think it's cool
to see the Nintendo characters face off against
each other and the Sega, you know, slash Xbox
face against each other. Not that there's a lot
of Xbox characters, but PlayStation, etc. Yeah.
But I understand what you're saying. And I think
a lot of people would probably agree with you
on that. Steve, now that you can see all 32 participants,
any thoughts overall? I have my lucky suspicions
that I think I know who's going to win. To that
fact, I'm actually building my own fake version
of the tournament lineup. And I'm going to leave
it that way with little black boxes over it,
just in anticipation that I'm right. He's going
to make all the arts prior and see how many he
can actually get right. See, we should have done
a pool. We should have had people predict from
here on out. And then see who's actually right.
I am pretty good at judging the future. I did
that during the last wars permit. That's true.
You definitely have a lot more humanoid characters
on the left side of the bracket with the Nintendo
and a lot more animal characters with the other
half. Not that that makes any difference whatsoever.
Neil, now that you can see all 32 people, any
favorites early on from either side? Uh... God,
I keep wanting to say Samus, but she's not in
this. Probably still Mega Man. We need to address
that. Why was Samus not... Because I know people
are going to be pissed once they hear this episode.
Like, oh my God, how could you forget Samus?
I just think that's a different level of character
that's... That would be along the same levels
of including Master Chief and the Doom guy and
Duke Nukem and... Yeah, I think it just makes
it too much of an easy win for that character.
If there was anybody that I could just look at
and say this person's gonna steamroll through
the whole thing and then nobody has a shot at
beating them, I was more apt not to include them.
Now I know some people have said that about Kirby.
You know, some people think just by having Mario
in here he's gonna just go through just based
on popularity, but I think all the characters
that are... here have weaknesses and have somebody
somewhere in the tournament that if they're matched
up against them could be beaten I could be wrong
but I feel like everybody has somebody that could
beat them just maybe they don't have to face
them maybe they somehow find a path that doesn't
end up going against them but that would take
somebody else from somewhere in the tournament
taking that person out for them kind of you know
otherwise they would match up in the finals so
Sure, that's the reason why I didn't include
Samus and and there's other characters as well
I know a lot of people you know would probably
like a more mature version of a tournament that
we could do later on with characters from you
know Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat and You
know Master Chief and that type of stuff and
that would be a fun tournament to do in the future
But I think including any of those types of characters
with the likes of Spyro and Sly Cooper and you
know Donkey Kong is not quite fair. Yeah, no.
Oh my god, can you imagine if we did another
32 where the first 16 are Street Fighter, the
second 16 are Mortal Kombat? We'd almost have
to expand to our bigger tournament, our 64 -man
tournament. That would be a long process, but
it would be fun. So how are people going to vote
and do all that type of stuff, Mike, or? Basically
go stay in tune with what's going on with this
tournament go to geek caster .com Look for the
wars g -sharon wars episode 16 post listen to
the podcast and then vote Comment as well on
the post You can always gonna be given their
predictions and projections now that they can
see everybody they're gonna be out Everyone's
gonna be trying to play the crystal ball game,
which will be fun to see what people think Yep,
exactly. So just head on over to geek caster
.com Click on the episode 16 post and Bob's your
uncle, there you go. Shut up. And then tune in
for episode 17 when we will go over all of round
two. This was the only round that we'll split
half and half since there were so many battles
going on. From here on out we'll do each round
fully within an episode. So next episode will
be all of round two. And we'll give the results
of round one. Yes. How could I forget that and
tune in for episode 17 to see who wins every
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