Pixels in the Animation

Ralph Breaks the Internet Review

April 21, 2019 38:59 EXPLICIT
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About this Episode

Neil and Mike review Disney's Ralph Breaks the Internet, the sequel to Wreck-It Ralph. They discuss the film's scattered plot, heavy product placement and internet-focused memes, the strongest Disney princess sequence, and how it compares to the original film. The hosts examine character choices, animation style, and whether the movie holds up as a video game adaptation.

If I'm not a racer, what am I? Well, you're my

best friend. All you gotta do is find the part

to fix your game. Everything goes back to the

way it was. But where are we gonna find that?

The internet! What?! Welcome to pixels in the

animation. I'm of course teacher and Mike join

me as TV's mr. Neil. I is more powerful than

dark vapor And Mike doesn't get that reference

oh I get it I was gonna say I don't drink hot

coffee like Darth Helmet Mike didn't get that

reference There's a lot of things I don't get

nowadays There were a lot of things I didn't

get in the old days either, so. Oh boy. I'm assuming

it's a Family Guy reference. No. Thank God. I

hate that show. Alright, we are here to talk

about Ralph Breaks the Internet Wreck -It Ralph

2, and I can tell you were pretty resigned about

this. I had such high hopes for this, and this

this movie has no Direction to it. It's like

what what was even the plot of this it seemed

to like Shift from one idea to the next and I

was like come on movie pick a lane and stay in

it. What are you doing? It's I Hate to say it

and not that Disney needs to do this, but this

is a cash grab it had to have been Look at what

they did with the film Ralph breaks the internet.

I mean He goes and does something and for half

a second the internet was gone and then when

they get to the internet in the beginning of

the film Oh, look at that goggle. They must sell

a lot of glasses there or oh, hey, there's there's

eboy or eBay or whatever and you know and then

they talk about the dark web and the viruses

and It was like hey, let's make a film about

the internet. Let's be Alex winter. Let's be

let's make let's make the emoji movie It's a

whole movie of internet memes. Internet memes

and product placement for the web. eBay's in

this. They had all of the virus protection programs

in it. Google was in it. Oh my god. They didn't

have the Vine Stars, but they pretty much had

that. They had Wreck -It Ralph become a Vine

Star for part of the movie. For as long as the

... the movie could maintain its attention on

that before it before it's ADHD kicked in and

went on to something else. What I found interesting

about the whole Wreck -It Ralph is a YouTube

video vine whatever you want to call it they

specifically created BuzzTube and they even mention

YouTube like why not just say He's become a YouTube

star or like you said, a Vine star or whatever

kind of thing. One of those, you know... It must

have been they couldn't get that product because

a Vine star is different than someone on YouTube.

I do know that that website specifically is known

for having very, very short videos. That's the

whole point of that website. And that's why I

have no familiarity with it. I have no interest

to go there and like just absorb memes. for like

five seconds at a time. Yeah, no. It's just,

I don't know. So the movie starts out where you

got Vanellope and Ralph kind of buddying around,

you know, having a good time, but Vanellope wants

something more, and you know, she wants some

new tracks to race on, so Ralph makes a new track,

sort of. He kind of makes like a shortcut through

one of the tracks. And the player who's playing

the game breaks the wheel off. They have to buy

new wheels. They have to go to eBay. This takes

like 20 minutes to even get there. Yeah, I know.

It's like the plot doesn't even start. What there

is of the plot doesn't start for like a half

hour. And they follow a pop -up for one of these

web cash programs. You go find a goodie in a

game and you get some loot for it and there was

some absurd Bounty on like this car from a game

like nobody would spend at least I hope nobody

would spend You know five figures for a fucking

car in a video game. That's only gonna be online

for maybe five six seven years Before they turn

the servers off Yeah, they meet they they meet

up with JP spam Lee and and he's like, you know

get cash playing video games and yada yada yada

I think my favorite care my favorite new character

is Knows more. With the search bar. He was cool.

I liked him. Yeah, well he was alright. I didn't

really have any attachment to him. He was like

the only character that didn't offend me. I'll

say that. So how many of the characters actually

offended you? The rest of them. Actually the

one chick, I don't remember her name, but the

kind of cool chick in the death race game, she

was okay. Oh, that's that's Wonder Woman. Actually.

Yeah, I saw that shank. Yeah, it's Gail Godot

that plays the voice of shank I like shank and

I like yes the one reason why I like yes is because

that's to Raj P Henson and she was in person

of interest so Anything she does is okay with

me Because I love that short. I love her character

on that show Don't know I watched this twice

not in the same day, but I bought it when I first

bought it I watched it and I watched it obviously

right before this and I still feel that the first

film was Slightly if not almost more so better

than this it was much better like I see what

they were trying to go for with all the character

direction with sugar rush being shut down and

having to have Felix and Calhoun do something

so they become foster parents and all of that.

I understand that. That's great. That's interesting.

That's, you know, not putting a full extra plot

in the movie with their character. They're just,

they're kind of like on the sidelines a little

bit. The main focus obviously is Ralph and Vanellope's,

I almost said Penelope. Where is that? the main

focus is on their friendship and the breakup

of the friendship kind of thing like she wants

other things she wants more and he really doesn't

he wants to stay in his little little bubble

there and then obviously at the end they they

come together and they're friends again and whatever

yeah but the thing about Ralph's neediness it

was sort of throughout all the film but they

really didn't emphasize it until like the final

act of the movie it was like suddenly Ralph has

these has these attachment issues and he can't

let her go and it was like where was this for

like the first two thirds of the movie. I don't

remember this and it just turns into like this

allegory of a friend moving away which is not

as big a deal these days as it would have been

like 30 years ago when your friend moves away

and it's like. If I keep in contact with this

person, I'll be a pen pal, and that's a lot of

work to keep up a friendship through letters

through the United Postal Service. Whereas today,

if somebody moves away, you're like, well, I'm

still friends with them on Facebook, what's the

big deal? It's not really that big of a problem,

and so it didn't resonate with me that way. I

guess kids would still have that detachment issue

with their friends moving away, I guess. But

my problem with it was that it just, it took

so long to even get there and it just kind of

seemed like it was forced into the movie. And

there's the whole part where he just completely

crosses the line, like no sane person would do

this. He goes and gets a virus and infects the

game with it so that, so that Vanellope would

get bored and leave. And it was, it was just

like. It was so forced and unrealistic and the

explanation for why they had to get her out really

quick is because she's not part of the game code,

so if they reset the game, she's gonna get deleted

and I'm like, okay, is Bob and Enzo gonna show

up here and what the hell? There are problems

with it. I still enjoyed it though. It's not

the best film. I love a lot of the references.

I love the one specific joke during a certain

scene where they're like, yeah, she's from the

other studio. We don't know what she's saying.

The Disney part was actually the best part of

the whole movie. It was like, okay, this movie

is finally picking up and it's gone. Yeah. I've

read that there's some... Hosed rumors that they're

gonna do a Disney princess Wreck -it Ralph kind

of thing if they can hear something if they can

keep that up for like 90 minutes that part of

the movie that would be just fine Yeah, cuz it

was it was kind of funny that the Disney princess

is all hung out and they're all like caddy and

airheaded and it was really funny Yeah, that

was probably one of if not the best part of the

film. Like I said, I enjoyed you know Some parts

of it and then like by the time you know he gets

to you know the point of the virus is I'm like.

I know exactly where this is going to go. It's

going to be, you know, especially an insecurity

virus. I mean, I know exactly where that was

going to go. Pardon me for being pedantic, but

when they go from the virus looking for a computer

insecurity to an emotional insecurity, I was

like, oh, come on. You equivocated there, movie.

Come on. I'm trying to see who voiced the insecurity

virus because I know I've heard that voice before.

It was well duh. It was John DiMaggio. Oh, that's

Arthur the insecurity virus So the Disney princesses

are pretty much at least all of the at least

two I think Were at least the classic voice actors

that we know obviously Little Mermaid was Jodie

Benson and Jennifer Hale did both Cinderella

and Aurora aka Sleeping Beauty. I like that they

made fun of the fact that Disney movies tend

to be musicals and Vanellope was like, what the

hell was that? When they just bust it out in

a song? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was funny. And

then, you know, we get the scene where she eventually

finds her song. Obviously, her song is not exactly

Disney princess style. I Like you said, I think

the Disney princess scene is probably the best

scene out of here cuz they're like does this

happen to you Does this and she's like no no,

why would that happen to what? And then and then

they go down the line and they get to an answer

where she can finally say yes And they're like,

oh she is one of us Where's Joan Osborne when

you really need her? Mm -hmm I don't know if

I don't Think after seeing this two times. It's

not high on my watch list. No, I saw it. It's

a decent movie. It's not It's not Double Dragon,

but it's not It's a good video game movie. I

can't think of one Ironically Street Fighter

just because it's it's an awful movie, but it

is so Funny for all the wrong reasons Yeah, it's

like this is and I know normally for for those

listening normally I'm the I'm the one guy that

I do not compare animation with live at like

somebody says Who are your favorite Batman or

who played your favorite Batman? I'm like are

you talking about cartoons or movies because

I I don't put Michael Keaton in with Kevin Conroy

They're completely separate and obviously Kevin

Conroy is like the Christmas star of Batman voices.

But it's one of those things where I would put

this somewhere between Double Dragon and Street

Fighter. The first movie is way better than all

three. I don't know where they can go from here.

I know there's rumors, like I said, about the

Disney princess things. Apparently, John C. Reilly,

who voices Ralph, has some sort of idea where

Ralph and Vanellope go into space. I don't know

how that's gonna work if it ever does happen.

I feel like a Wreck -It Ralph 3 is gonna sadly

turn into what Tron Ascension turned into. That

Disney is just gonna abandon the project altogether.

Which sucks, because I really want to see Tron

Ascension. Maybe we can finally get that video

game equivalent of Who Framed Roger Rabbit where

it's like... Some kind of weird noir story that

just happens to involve a bunch of video game

stars. Yep. Absolutely. But you know, I was at

least happy that we got a movie with Sonic the

Hedgehog where he actually looks and sounds like

Sonic the Hedgehog. Unlike a certain upcoming

movie starring Sonic the Hedgehog. Yeah, we should

probably talk about that. I don't want to spend

money on that. I won't I'm not saying we should

talk I'm saying we should talk about weed I don't

think we've talked about the fact that there

is a Quote -unquote CGI live -action, whatever

it is sonic film coming No If the entire history

of video game films has taught us anything Please

stop making them. I mean I I still enjoy Super

Mario Bros. for what it is and the time that

it was made, but I know Super Mario Bros. 2 is

never going to happen. First of all, there's

no one in Hollywood that can repeat what Bob

Hoskins did, even though he hated that role.

Second of all, the only video game franchise

that I think can be done for decent films, and

I'm one of those defenders of this one because...

I just am, because I love the franchise and the

gaming community. They could do multiple Need

for Speed films with different characters, different

settings. It doesn't have to be the characters

that were in the 2014 film. It doesn't have to

continue that story, because Need for Speed is

so vast and the worlds are so different and the

games are all so different. You could make decent

Need for Speed films. Not that they're ever going

to do that again, but... Video game movies just

have never worked. Well, part of the folly of

it is that a lot of the classic video games are

kind of inspired by movies anyway. So it's like,

why isn't there a Contra movie? Well, there kind

of already is. It's called Aliens. Yeah. Or like

Need for Speed. I think there already is a Fast

and the Furious franchise, so. Okay, yes, there

was. Yeah, okay, Fast and the Furious came out

in 2001. Need for Speed, the games were around

a lot earlier, I would say. That's true, but

I'm saying it would be kind of a redundancy.

Yeah. Well, unless there aren't going to be any

more Fast and the Furious films, which I think

Fast 9 is on hiatus or is on back burner or something.

I don't know. I haven't kept up. But Wreck -It

Ralph 2 or Ralph Breaks the Internet or whatever

the hell you want to call it, it's okay. I mean,

it's worth seeing just to see Sonic in with the

rest of them. But Sonic's in the first movie.

You could see him there. He's a he's a billboard

though. I will say I wish Tapper had a larger

part only because that's Maurice LaMarche voicing

him Maybe the next one they can go to the 4chan

forums and you know, that's an interesting thing

though with this film You know, they're all about,

oh, the hearts, get you money, the hearts, the

hearts, the hearts. And then when Ralph gets

super depressed and everything else because of

how bad the virus is, he ends up going into the

comments section, which he hadn't seen before.

And like yes says, you should never look at the

comments, baby. It's not. Ralph actually goes

into the dark side of the internet. Ralph meets

Mr. Mediker. I know this has been short folks,

but we were never gonna spend a hell of a lot

of time on this like Neil said the plot is I

Don't want to say it's very straightforward.

It's very bumpy along the way, but it's very

predictable And the giant Ralph by the way, I

saw that coming like five minutes at a time That's

how predictable it is. Yeah They're all gonna

merge together. I bet and yep. That's exactly

what happened Well, you know, you have to have

a Donkey Kong reference in there somewhere. Yeah,

it definitely was a Donkey Kong reference. It

was more of a King Kong reference, actually.

It is, but I was trying to keep it to video games.

The real question is, would you rather see pixels?

I'd have to think about that. No, I think we're

good. We've got three episodes after this one.

We're fine. This show is ending in a hundred.

There's no way I'm changing What? Yeah, I pixels

I forgot about that What is that even a book?

Oh god? I don't even want to ask that question.

What is it even about? I honestly forgot all

about it because the only thing I can remember

off top my head. That's a pixel is the Google

pixel 3 or whatever it is Adam Sandler is like

a video game expert who Fights off an incoming

invasion of alien aliens who've taken the guise

of like video game characters Yeah, the only

thing I remember About this was the giant pac

-man thing eating the San Francisco Bay Bridge

the Golden Gate bridge I should say oh God I'm

Sam or oh, it's Adam Sandler and Kevin James

great. Yeah my favorite duo Oh, look, Olaf's

in this. Well, there's one Disney reference.

Oh, yeah, it was. Oh, maybe speak about the cameos

that were in this. Not just the Disney princesses,

but C -3PO was in this. In the Disneyland, they

had just all of the franchise. It's like, here's

Marvel, here's Star Wars, here's everything we

bought. And then, of course, there's a cameo

by Stan Lee. That cameo was amazing, though.

Yeah, there was a lot of things in here and it

was so cool. I mean like you said the Star Wars

I Figured that because obviously it is Disney

and they do go to the you know, the Disneyland

Disneyland part of the thing I'm like, oh that

means the stormtroopers are gonna be after them

and lo and behold mm -hmm and they kind of replicated

the scene from the original Star Wars where Where

the droids are hiding and they're they're going

around knocking on doors trying to find them

Mm -hmm. Yeah, that was funny What else what

else the animation was good I thought I mean

the combination of the video game style with

you know animation was interesting Some of the

animation it was kind of like her key jerky But

I think they were doing it on purpose to kind

of make it look a little stop -motion itch like

some of the the avatars you know the people the

representation of the actual users that are in

the internet, like, the way they were animated

was kind of like, really, like, like I said,

like a stop motion character. Yeah, yeah, like,

when the people went up to the search bar, and

then they got sent on their way. I always felt,

from the times that I had seen this, they're

blockheads. They're blockheads from Gumby, is

what they kind of reminded me of. Honestly, because...

The real, sometimes they'll show in the film

the actual real people that are in the real world

that use the avatars, but the avatars themselves,

like, it's just a square version of themselves.

And I don't know if that's an allegory to having

a message about people using the internet who

are just squares from Squaresville. I don't know.

Did they make a Disney infinity reference in

this at all or is that or is that like is it

too late for that? Might have been too late.

The only Infinity reference I saw was Buzz with

Infinity, you know, to Infinity and beyond. Yeah,

but that's not really... That's not a Disney

Infinity. No, I don't think so. Are people even

still playing Disney Infinity? Last release,

2015, so it looks like it's kind of dead in the

water. Yeah, that's what I figured. I think I

tried playing it for a while because it seemed

like an obvious reference to make just because

you had like, like I said, all of the Disney

franchises in one place, you know, like Lucasfilm

and Pixar and Marvel. It was, I'm like, well,

this is, this is a good opportunity to do a Disney

infinity reference and it's just not there. Oh,

you know what? They'll never do this, but now

with the new deal, the brand new deal. Wreck

-It Ralph 3 goes to Springfield or the Springfield

comes to the internet or something like they

can do that basically do something to the point

of that one episode of The Simpsons where Homer

gets sucked into this wormhole then and gets

real -world claim it like super claymation You

know, you know which episode yeah, I was like

it was like a CGI Homer where they put a real

world They try to make it look as realistic as

possible Yep, yep. Yep. They do something like

that or whatever or they can go to cohog. Yeah

Yeah, they could do so much but I don't think

they are yeah, I think the film did okay But

yeah, I'm sure it did all right, but it just

wasn't the first movie Yeah, it just wasn't the

first movie. Let's see Well, yeah, it made its

money back at least budget was 75 million box

office was five twenty eight point three million

so it made its money plus a little more I Don't

know if that's gonna warrant a actual sequel

though. Yeah You know what there are so many

problems with this movie though like for example

the whole eBay subplot was just driving me crazy

because Okay, Ralph's got a day to pay off his

eBay win. But what happens if he doesn't pay

it off? Well, it just goes to the next bidder.

Who's the next bidder? Vanellope is, because

they were outbidding each other. But if she wins,

not only does she get a lesser price, but she

gets a price that's relative to the next person

below her, which was like $300. So it would have

resolved a whole bunch of shit if they had just

waited. Come on, come on, figure this out. But

no, they never, they never went there. Nope.

What I find interesting between the first and

the second film, first film had a budget of 165

million and made a box office of 471 .2 million.

Second film didn't have all that much more money

on the budget. Yeah. And it made obviously more,

but, um, yeah, that's, I don't know, man. I enjoyed

it the first time the second time around. I was

actually looking for stuff not to like and you're

right some of the characters are Like the whole

Dan the Dan the neck guy worm the underground

dude Okay, sure you got a worm in your neck great,

you know actually, you know what they could have

done is not concentrate so much and trying to

get big stars like I I don't want to I don't

want to be a downer and say don't cast people

like Gal Gadot or anything, but you were talking

about having Maurice Lamarche in the movie more.

Well, if they gave Maurice a bigger part that

maybe didn't go to some big Hollywood star, he

could have been in the movie more. But the way

studios think, they're like, well, we've got

to get the big stars. We've got to get someone

who doesn't normally do cartoons. It's like,

why? Yeah, I mean kids don't care kids don't

know who these people are no, I Mean you like

I said you still add John C Riley Sarah Silverman

and Jack McBrayer as the original characters

obviously Jane Lynch as Calhoun New voice actors

for this. I mentioned to rush be Henson as yes

Alan Tuttick was knows more which that was pretty

cool They had Alfred Molina as Double Dan, the

half -worm virus creator. That was a little strange.

Mr., not Mr., wow. Ed O 'Neill was Mr. Litwack.

Was he Mr. Litwack in the first one? I don't

remember that. I don't remember. And then obviously

John DiMaggio as the virus. Again, John is huge

in voice acting. He's not just... he is a voice

actor kind of thing but they essentially gave

him a bit part like nobody they're like we'll

get like a voice guy to do this tiny virus part

it's like why it's it's john dimaggio he's he's

bender yeah he could do half of the roles that

are in this i mean you've you've heard uh what's

his name talk about it uh oh my god uh rod poulsen

i'm glad you knew who i was talking about you've

heard him complain about that. He's like, we

were made for doing this. You could cast one

of us to do like 10 roles for Christ's sake.

I mean, you know, as much as it is, whatever

it is, you know, you look at half of the people

that did anything in the eighties, the, you know,

the big, you know, Transformers, G .I. Joe, He

-Man, She -Ra, Mask, any of that stuff, especially

the Filmation voices and the Sunbow voices. I

mean, some of those men and women were doing,

like, Peter Cullen is both Optimist Prime and

Ironhide. You know? Frank Welker's like half

the cast of Transformers. Exactly, yeah. I mean,

you know, Dan Gilvazan did more than just being

Bumblebee. You know, Neil Ross did more than

just being Springer or Hook or whatever. They

all had... Three at least three different roles

fairly often and you know what you know, I Understand

they're going for a certain thing and they're

going for whatever it's like this isn't that

Chris Rock thing though Yeah, this isn't this

movie that both of these films record Ralph one

and two It wasn't that it was more so the directors

wanting a certain like you said a certain name

but there are there are big names in this but

it's not like Mel Gibson voicing a chicken who

runs. It wasn't that big. I can understand having

one or two big name stars in it, but no one's

going to sit there and go like, oh wow, Ed O

'Neill's in this. He's in there for a scene.

I wonder if they ever had Mr. Litwack's wife

on there that it would be Katie. That would be

awesome. That would be funny. ha ha ha I think

that's gonna do it for us before we get out of

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we're going to talk about pretty much everything

else, like Sonic and Mortal Kombat and Street

Fighter and whatever. Those times that Mortal

Kombat and Street Fighter became part of the

G .I. Joe line, I presume. Don't remind me. Oh

It's just gonna be crazy And like I said, you

know, there's there's three episodes left and

this show is complete Yay All right Only took

seven and a half years Or whatever it is, yes

seven years Oh god, if you guys want check out

wreck it Ralph to or Ralph breaks the internet

whatever the hell it's called it Ralph wrecks

the web. Yeah, it's not the worst movie you could

watch, but it's not the best either. I don't

think it's going to age very well just given

the way that the internet changes at such a rapid

pace that in five years, we're going to be like,

what the hell is this? What are they even referencing?

It already hasn't aged well because until you

mentioned vine and vine stars I had to while

we're doing this I had to actually go and look

like oh, yeah vine .com. I remember that Yeah,

that was like this like I don't even think that's

a thing when you when you think of social media

right now today in 2019 Twitter Facebook Instagram

to a lesser extent whatsapp or snapchat or Whatever

i don't think of vine anymore and i remember

when vine hit big i remember that was like huge

two or three four years ago Like imagine if you're

watching a movie about the internet and they

bring up myspace Or live journal or friendster

which they did do in this yeah It's too funny

Alright folks keep helping us find those pixels

in the animation and we will catch you next time

here on pixels in the animation Start churning

butter and put on your church shoes little sister

cuz we're about to blast off What is it you're

trying to say we're going to the internet Make

it, do it, fix it I've ever seen. Welcome to

the search bar. What can I help you find today?

Umbrella, umbrage, umami? No. No azar? No doubt?

No, it's strum rat. Ergonomics? Urban outfitters?

Er, cool. I'm pretty sure he's just trying to

guess what you're going to say. My autofill is

a touch aggressive today. Let me try. Take me

to a website that's super intense and really

nuts. Oh, I only found one result. Oh, come on,

princess. Cartoon characters barf! Hey! Whoa!

Cool! You're coming with us, kid. Hi! Whoa, whoa!

Ladies, I'm a princess too! What kind of a princess

are you? Do you have magic hair? No. Magic hands?

No. Do animals talk to you? No. Were you poisoned?

No. Cursed? No. Kidnapped or enslaved? No. Are

you guys okay? Should I call the police? Do people

assume all your problems got solved because a

big strong man showed up? Yes. What is up with

that? She is a princess. Ralph Breaks the Internet

Shouldn't it be Ralph Wrecks the Internet? Yeah,

since he is Wreck -It Ralph. Oh, yeah, but break

the Internet, it's like a thing. Right, it's

just Wreck the Internet kind of sounds better,

doesn't it? You're not wrong. All right, let's

get you plugged in. Wiffy, or is it wifey? Why

don't we just go in? And we are online. Whoa,

cool! What is the internet? Holy cow! Look at

all this stuff. Congratulations, you're a winner!

Really? These ten child stars went to prison.

Number six will amaze you. That sounds interesting.

Redirected to eBay. Ladies and gentlemen, the

next item up, a black velvet painting of a sorrowful

kitten. It's like it's looking into my soul.

Yeah, that one's really going to haunt me for

a while. Whoa. Game. Pancake. Milkshake. Out

of my way, kids. Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake.

I'm starting to understand why people like this

game. Very zen. Milkshake. Hey, look what I found.

More pancakes. Let's speed it up. Pancake, pancake,

pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake,

pancake, pancake. Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat,

eat. Ralph, you might want to try feeding the

kitty for a little while. No, the kitty gets

the milkshake. The bunny gets the pancake. Pretty

sure this is not going to be a long recording.

Not that it should be, but, I mean, we'll give

it the time it deserves, but still, we're not

going to be here for two hours talking about

Wreck -It Ralph. No.

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