Altered Trek
A History of Star Trek Toys

About this Episode
Welcome back, my friends. This is Mike the Birdman
Dodd, and this is This Week in Geeks Future Imperfect,
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Steve Megatron Phillips and guys we are back
here on future imperfect and this week we are
talking about the Star Trek toys that's right
going all the way from the Megos and everything
in between and even touching on some of the cooler
stuff like some of the prop replicas which have
been offered over the years and uh well as we
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we will play that on the show. So in this episode,
like I said, we're going to talk about the Star
Trek toys. We're going to have a lot of fun doing
that simply because me and Steve are both toy
collectors. He does Transformers. I do... everything
else and I'm looking forward to talking about
this because I actually collected a fair number
of these when I was a kid kicking myself in the
nuts that I didn't keep a lot of these toys,
but luckily the memory is good and the internet
is a wonderful tool for research. But speaking
of research, we actually have to hit one of our
new elements in the show. As you heard last time,
we checked up on the LCARS computer network and
see what we could pull from the Starfleet databases.
We're going to do the same again, and then next
time we're going to bring up another segment
called From the Replicator and you'll hear that
beginning next show. But for now, let's check
the LCARS. our computer core and see what comes
up. This computer terminal provides full access
to the LCARS computer net. It can be operated
both by voice and keypad commands. Initiating
update. Hello and welcome again to another edition
of LCARS. I'm Steve Megatron Phillips and today
I'll be talking about some very cool items. More
specifically, I'll be talking about the awesome
Star Trek play sets. Not to dismiss the toys
by other lines, I'm primarily going to be focusing
on the Playmates line. There were eight primary
sets in the early to late Playmates line that
allowed the 4 .5 -inch figures to be used. The
most notable was the USS Enterprise D bridge.
That was by far my favorite of all of these play
sets. It featured fall apart pieces, slide out
station chairs, and not last but not least, sound
effects. The view screen was epically cool when
lit up, and you could see phaser fire up on it,
and it just, the details on this thing were epically
cool. The sounds included were for the view screen,
phasers, tractor beam, photon torpedoes, hailing
frequencies, the computer, the warp drive, and
the most epic of them all, red alert. This particular
play set allowed for up to six figures. Ops,
Con, Command, and F stations. Tactical standing,
of course. With working technical console. I
just, I love the detail in that. That the whole
bridge was... It was one of the coolest things
to have for a kid into Star Trek and wanting
to have a play set. I could not recommend anything
better. I wish I still had it. I'm only going
to cover two more areas in this edition of Alcarz,
which also pertained to the Enterprise -D. In
addition to having the bridge as a child, I also
had the transporter room, which was also really
cool. It featured beaming sounds with a light
that rendered the figures invisible with a half
-silvered mirror and use of light. It could easily
fit several figures on the pad and a technician
running the console. Finally, I'd like to bring
up a toy that, unfortunately, I didn't get to
release. of this, but it should have been out
in the original TNG line, I feel, anyhow, but
it came out for the first TNG film, so, you know,
better late than never for the Enterprise -D
it is. This playset being engineering. Although
I did not have it, I, like I said before, I think
this is fairly cool. It featured several consoles
and a view into the actual warp core, which,
You wouldn't want to see the warp core. I mean,
that could have been such a cool tactic to play
with, you know, earlier on with the bridge and
everything else. In any case, this set featured
a full -down engineering console, several sound
bites, including a power -up, an emergency warning,
warp core breach sounds, and a pulsating warp
core, which also could be seen with the white
-up core. So, with that, I think that this draws
this edition of Elcrestral Close. So with that,
I send it back to the show. Please confirm deactivation
request deactivation complete now disconnected
from this terminal Welcome back to a future imperfect
another great review done by me and the yellow
car system Yeah, we're gonna get into some awesome
talk on the the the greatness of the Star Trek
toys today. Absolutely now I've been collecting
the Star Trek toys I Started with the playmates
series and I didn't even know there was a series
previous to this Which is the mega figures, but
we'll talk about those as the show goes on um
My first one was a Borg drone. I think it was
the Shuttlecraft, the Enterprise D, and then
the next Christmas I got the Romulan Warbird
and the Klingon Attack Cruiser. and definitely
some awesome ones in there yeah i mean i was
a big fan of playmates now playmates is a name
you probably recognize from the toy world simply
because they've had so many great franchises
past the turtles yeah that's the one they're
probably their most famous for but it's weird
that they actually did get the license back For
Star Trek in 2009 when the latest series Came
out and I actually have a good chunk of that
series kicking around my office. I actually have
the Enterprise bridge sitting behind me and Part
of those figures. They also got collectible pieces
of the bridge which you could collect and build
I think it was the transporter room or something.
Maybe it's the transfer room. I have I'm not
sure I think it was the transporter room that
they had pieces of that you could build yeah,
which I I like how companies do that because
Marvel Legends was very successful doing that
with the buildable figures. I've got the buildable
apocalypse and the sentinel, but it means you
have to buy everything. But hey, that's not so
bad. And Trek did this a while back too because
they had movie figures that were slightly higher
detail than the typical Playmates figures and
they allowed you to build Veger. at one point.
Really? I was totally unaware of this. Yes, you
had to buy all of these specific figures. They
had the motion picture Kirk Spock and then they
had, for instance, you'd buy like Khan and you'd
buy a couple other figures and you'd get the
rest of Vager. Now let's go back through some
of the histories of these toys. Now going all
the way back to the original series, they had
Basically GI Joe's of these toys and they were
from the mega series mega They were I guess the
best way it would be call them. It's kind of
like if dolls were cool for boys would be the
most Accurate way I can describe them anyway,
and Well, they were I think they were notable
because they had real cloth uniforms and I'd
say the lightnesses were okay but they had the
posibility of early Barbie dolls probably a little
bit better than because they did have actual
joints and their hands could move unlike Barbie
who I think had a straight arm for quite some
time you know she can move her arm up and down
but not bend at the wrist I just realized I know
a little too much about this. But I know Mega
mostly from Toyfair's magazine where they had
Mega Theater and they put the toys in compromising
positions like the Hulk fighting Spider -Man
and hilarity usually ensued. Now the Mega stuff
I never have actually got into but while I was
doing kind of research for the show they have
done quite a cool job on doing these because
in the original series there was Captain Kirk,
Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Uhura, and the Klingon.
And the Klingon I actually want to bring to attention
simply because it's incredibly well detailed
for the toys of the era. I mean even the GI Joes
I don't think looked this good and it'd be funny.
that the Klingon toy would eventually be kit
-bashed into the Gorn, which the Gorn, if you
remember from Star Trek, was the creature Kirk
fought on the planet and shot out his heart with
diamonds. Famous episode, we've all seen it parodied
at some point. And it was neat though just because
Meggo built the Gorn from kitbash parts, the
Klingon body being most of that. Which is kind
of, you know, also had a Klingon uniform. Which
it's funny, I think the Klingon is one of the
easier to find Megos figures of the era, but
it seems like most of these figures go between
anywhere between 100 and 150 bucks, depending
whether you want a loose sample or one in the
box. But I know Steve, you want to talk about
play sets and Megos pretty much the precedent
for this yeah I know that they had like the the
transporter room the bridge they had specific
sets for different scenarios I'm sorry to say
I don't know too much about the the mega sets
I do know what I have seen as far as the toy
fair magazines and a couple of things as the
internet was young There was one play set and
I just found out about this while I was doing
research for the show and it was called mission
to gamma four and It very much reminds me of
an early Castle gray skull sort of meets snake
mountain and what I mean is it's a huge play
set I mean this thing is I guess about two feet
tall if not taller Comes with these little mini
alien figures and the eyes light up on this creature
Evidently, it's pretty hard to find, too. Some
of the other play sets you would find were the
classic transporter room, and this is notable
because you could put your mego figures inside
of it, and you could spin them so they would
disappear in this transporter effect. In just
reality, you were hiding them in the other side
of the box, but you would see the transporter
effect, which was kind of cool. Which evidently
there was a version of the transporter room which
would be later used for a Doctor Who toy based
on the TARDIS. Which I think is kinda neat there.
But the one thing that Meggo did right, and this
is pretty much set, I'd say the mold in terms
of what the toys could do and functionality was
built into it, was the bridge playset. And the
bridge playset is important to note because it's
also a carrying case. And the only other example
I can find of anything like this, at least to
my memory, is the Star Wars Death Star set, which
was also a carrying case. There was also the
Darth Vader head for the Return of the Jedi back
in 1983, and there was also one that was developed
later. For power of the force and then there
was the one that would give that was that you
could buy at San Diego Comic -Con And I think
that ran like a hundred dollars. I think that
was last year of the year before last I believe
they also had a Millennium Falcon that could
oh, yeah Oh Lucky bugger yes, but yeah, it's
weird though in the fact that this playset by
mego they made entirely too many So, finding
a mint copy of this, even in the box, is relatively
easy. I almost tempered the track one down myself.
I'd like to get this. It's a nice looking display
piece. I mean, it has the bridge console, you
got Kirk's chair, you got a computer console
behind him. I mean, it's not accurate to the
show at all, but it does look kind of cool though.
There's even like a transporter room off to the
side. If you see in the movie Trekkies, there's
one point where... Denise Richards enters one
of the fan's rooms and you see it behind him
and she starts fiddling with the dolls which
kind of evolves into some of the other Trek toys
of the era and this is the kind of stuff that
I'm interested in. There's this thing that I
love and it's a piece of Spock's equipment and
it's the Tricorder. And the tricorder was important
to note because it's one of the is one of the
really cool roleplay toys that existed from that
era and the neat thing about it was it was actually
a working tape recorder and it actually had 30
minutes of What's the episode called? The Menagerie
on it. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, and it also had
the other side of the tape was like space sounds
and other weird shit, but it's actually a functioning
tape recorder. Finding copies of this now is
a little bit hard, but there was also a version
that was based upon the 1960s Batman, which would
come out pretty much using the same tech in the
same mold. Now, supposedly... It's unknown if
they're actually produced, and this would have
come out in around 1977. Now, there's a pretty
cool ad that the... mega group I'd had, and I
don't know whether this was meant to be an internal
ad or whether this was featured in the back of
comic books, but there's one where it's called
America's Favorite Back to School Outfit, and
you see this kid, he's got the tricorder, he's
got another scanning device on his wrist, he's
got the communicator in his left hand, and the
phaser in the right. And I think that's pretty
cool, the fact that they did have roleplay toys
like this. Now, looking at the phaser, I'm pretty
sure a friend of mine when I was a kid, my friend
Wayne, the guy that got me in the Star Trek when
I was a kid, actually had this and I think we
actually screwed around with this. And what it
was, it was kind of like the precursor to laser
tag as the website describes this thing. And
it's neat just because the original Star Trek
phasers looked, I always thought they looked
kind of stupid. Because they're just they're
basically guns. But then again when you look
at TNG, it's a brawn mix master So I guess I
really can't complain too much about that and
then they also had communicators which are basically
walkie talkies and They even did ones based upon
the Star Trek motion picture, which were the
risk communicators Honestly, Dick Tracy had a
smaller risk communicator than Star Trek and
that just seems wrong to me. But then again I
guess they're supposed to be communicating from
the Earth to the planet, so I suppose I can let
a little bit of miniaturization fly on by. So
moving into the motion picture era of toys. Some
of these, there were a lot of 12 -inch figures.
And looking at them, the one that weirs me out
the most. Now, Steve, have you seen the Mr. Spock
one? The Lego figures? Yeah. No, I have not.
He looks like he's dressed in drag. Spock has
very pronounced lipstick, and there's no other
way to describe it, too. And it's weird. If you
are familiar with DC's Wonder Girl, there's a
character, and she has this very unique outfit,
and they recycle it -ish. into the Star Trek
Lila figure, and I can't remember what race she
is, but evidently their race is big on sex and
pleasure and I don't know. See, it sounds a lot
more interesting in the Star Trek role -playing
game than she ever was in the motion picture.
Which is arguably one of the worst in the series.
If you want a full review, go check out thatguywiththeglasses
.com and check out the Nostalgia Critics review
of that. Terrible looking. But two notable figures
from the line. is they have a fantastic new Klingon.
And this is the first time we saw the reintroduced
Klingons, because in the motion picture we see
Veedger kick the crap out of a Klingon bird of
prey. But you see them in the full battle armor,
and they've got the ridges and crap in their
face, and they look like Klingons. They also
have another one. They produced a 12 -inch version
of Decker, who looks like he's wearing Starfleet
pajamas. and there's another one there's a 12
inch octurian and he looks like his face is melting
it's really kind of weird now it's strange and
then finally we're getting into where you get
to see a lot of toy companies do a lot of copycat
stuff now star wars had introduced the three
and a quarter inch figures for when they did
their stuff in the early bird of 1977 so when
mego said hey we need something to compete with
this so they shrunk the star trek toys down to
the three quarter inch and i'd say they're excuse
me comparable in quality to the star trek to
the star wars figures because they have an overly
pronounced legs like they can bend their arms
or they can move their arms up and down they
can move their legs up and down their heads,
presumably, side to side. And they just look
like Star Wars figures, for lack of a better
term. They also have their version of shelf warmers
back in the day. Evidently, the Lila figure is
one of the most common ones, and evidently she
was on store shelves up until the mid -80s. So
I've heard. Now, the longest I've ever seen a
toy sit on a shelf was about five years. Which,
yeah, blows my mind, the toy sat there on one
peg for five years. But I've never seen these
toys for sale. But then again, when you think
about Star Trek, the motion picture came out
in 1981. I was born in 81. So, or was motion
picture 80? No, I don't think it was 80. Okay,
either way. I just never saw these things at
retail. There's also exclusives to JCPenney,
which you can pick up, and continuing on with
their tradition of doing the bridges. They also
had a new Star Trek The Motion Picture bridge
come out. It's less impressive than the Mega
version, I think, but the 3 quarter inch figures
can can actually fit in it. Now, there was rumors
that there's a Vulcan shuttle which can attach
to the bridge, and there was rumors that it even
came out here in Canada, but according to this
website, no samples have ever quite shown up.
The carding for a lot of these figures, very
reminiscent of Star Wars carding, sit on the
little... backings and they just have a big picture
of the Enterprise, Star Trek, and the pictures
of the characters who would be featured on them,
and they just had the little plastic bubble for
where the figure was. I've never seen these in
the wild, like I said. I don't even think I've
actually ever seen one with my own eyes, period.
I didn't even know there was a three quarter
inch line. Now, there were also model ships based
upon the Enterprise, and this was definitely
released at Grand Toys in Canada. And Grand Toys,
don't let the name fool you, because it was an
office supply store. Which is, or maybe it was
called Grand Intoy. I don't know. Regardless,
that's the version I remember. But they did have
a pretty kick -ass version of the Enterprise
A. They had a Klingon bird of prey. I think that's
it. It looks goofy. There was also the Vulcan
shuttle they had too and it's kind of neat to
be able to look back on these. So now that I've
covered a lot of the 80s stuff, I only want to
hit one more thing for hopefully Steve will talk
because I feel like I've been talking here for
20 minutes. One of the things that happens in
toys and more specifically with mega stuff and
anything almost three quarter inch, inevitably
there are knockoffs. And there's one knockoff
I would love to find, and it comes from Lincoln
International. His name is Mr. Rock. And he is
basically Spock. Nice. With a Barbie pink phone
and a flare gun. and he even has stuff on his
little tunic that looks like the Starfleet insignia,
one looks like the Rime of the Empire, it looks
ridiculous. And it's weird though, it seems like
Mexico was a place to find these toys too, because
they got a lot of the old parts for the Planet
of the Apes and Forgotten Superhero toys, they
just started kit -bashing stuff. Evidently, they're
pretty weird looking. I mean, I'm looking right
now at a Kirk dressed in a Planet of the Apes
uniform. Wow. Yeah, that's a little strange.
And I've seen some pretty weird crap out there
too. I mean, this is one great toy thing. I love
Chinese knockoff toys for this very reason. Super
Hero Power Team. This is a toy. playset you can
buy here in Canada for $10 in Chinatown in Toronto.
It contains Donatello from the Ninja Turtles,
the Red Power Ranger, Buzz Lightyear, Woody,
and a dinosaur. No attempt to hide what these
characters are from, but Superhero Power Team
will come and save your ass for $9 .99. I'm putting
my money on the friggin dinosaur. Um, I just
think that's weird. So moving on Star Trek toys
would go a little bit quiet Between the movie
years which Arguably that's typical of any franchise.
Yeah, I mean it would have been weird though
I mean, I I would love to know like I honestly
don't know at least in the research I did for
preparing for this show. I never saw anything
on Wrath of Khan, and I never saw anything for
Search or Spock, so if I'm wrong guys, feedback
at thisweekengeek .net call me something in Klingon
and I'm pretty sure I'll be very sorry and be
begging for your forgiveness to please keep listening
to our show. But I never saw anything for those
movies. I mean I would love to get a battle damage
reliant or something like that if it exists in
the three quarter inch scale. But I remember
when Playmates got the rights to do the Star
Trek The Next Generation toys, and I know Steve,
you can probably talk about these a little bit
more. So take it away! Yeah, actually, I... Yes,
actually. Oh, and going back to a quick note
about the motion picture, it came out in 79.
Damn it! The rest of the time came out in 82.
I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. I just looked at
my shelf. I have the films. But um, yes, I love
the films. I love the show too. Just can't afford
it That's what Netflix is for but um, yes as
for the the the playmates line which launched
in fall of 92 and It started out with the Star
Trek the next generation figures and It's weird.
They'd launched a show so late or sorry. I want
a toy silly considering the show it was five
years in yeah, that's pretty intense and they'd
have a lot of material to draw from. And the
Playmates line picks some really odd characters
to do. I remember there's, I don't know the name
of the episode, but it's the episode where Picard
gets stranded on the planet with the guy who
speaks in metaphors. And he's like, when the
walls fell, you know what I'm talking about,
right? That guy. I believe so. Yeah. He got an
action figure for whatever reason. And then Warf's
Klingon girlfriend. Kaylar. Kaylar, yeah. She
got an action figure. And I just don't know why.
Well, to be fair, she was in a couple episodes,
so I can kind of see that to some extent. But
you had, like, for instance, the the Geordi that
turned into the energy being you had, you had,
for instance, the the two time travelers that
the card talked to from the future. Yeah. I mean,
there were a lot of goofy characters that, honestly,
when I owned them, I really didn't care. I just
always found it kind of weird that they'd pick
such obscure characters, but if I've learned
anything about Star Trek fandom, as I'm rediscovering
my inner Trekker Trekkie, pretty sure I'm pissing
somebody off by saying that, it's the fact that
we will buy anything. We love to collect crap.
And the Star Trek The Next Generation line had
so many variations in it. I remember, while watching
Trekkies actually, the character, or not the
character, that kid whose name escapes me. uh,
Kyle, I think his name was, uh, said, well, they
only made 3000 of this. And I remember looking
at the bottom of the, of their feet and they'd
have a little production number on some of them.
Um, but I also remember the pose ability on these
things being halfway between being really good
because they had not quite ball joints, but these
weird peg -like joints. So their arms could actually
move, but their hands are always bent and they
could hold a phasers. And I always remember the
phasers looking really stupid because it had
the energy beam. Yeah, they were pretty stupid
well in it I think it was just the the type one
early seasons phasers that were like that I don't
know I can't remember for sure because I don't
have any of the figures left anymore But I think
that that's how they were but No, no now that
I think about it all of them were like that.
Yeah, and they're always solid colors You'd always
have like a purple tricorder or a red tricorder.
Yeah, I was found that kind of weird I mean they
I mean and then some of them came with dilithium
crystals all different colors Yeah, I always
found that really kind of strange though, and
I remember every time I had a Geordi Guaranteed
I'd lose his visor Just I never had that problem.
Oh, well see They were glued on But it's me.
I like to mess with things. You wanted to see
his blind eyes. I did want to see that. I want
Mr. Reading Rainbow to be accurate. So I would
play with that. But there are also different
versions that had the different uniforms throughout
the years, which I always thought was kind of
nice. They did evolve the uniform from the spandex
to the ones you'd see through seasons, I think
three through seven. Yeah, and then you had some
occasional different ones like they're dressed
uniforms or Picard's One where it's divided in
the middle and you see the gray undershirt So,
I mean I had all of those Like all of the different
variations including, you know when they when
they became Romulans temporarily for unification
I also remember they had versions of data where
his wrist would open up and you'd see his machine
underlayings. It was in his back, too. I don't
remember that one. I think I may have that one.
It's probably in storage right now. But one of
the things that I remember specifically from
the Playmates line, I wasn't so much into the
figures. Like I said, I did have a shit ton of
them, but I was into the ships. And I remember
when my parents bought me the Enterprise D, and
my friend Liam this year for my birthday gave
me all the original ships that he could find.
He got me the Enterprise D, which is in remarkable
shape, a Romulan warbird, the Klingon attack
cruiser, and I got this from a guy this past
summer. I got the shuttlecraft again, and I got
Wesley Crusher. A .K .A. Space Nerd. And I put
Wil Wheaton piloting my shuttlecraft. He sits
next to the turtle van, the sentinel, and the
limited edition statue from Infamous 2. But still,
it's pretty cool. Just the fact that this thing
could roll, it could make sounds. That's the
thing I loved about ships. They made sounds and
they lit up. And I remember just sitting in my
basement playing with these things back in 92.
I must have been in grade 7 or 8. I didn't care.
I was a nerd. And I'd sit there and fire my photon
torpedoes. But I always thought the photon torpedo
sound was actually the phasers. And the phasers
sound was the photon torpedoes. Because I assumed
the big pew was like the photon torpedo streaking
towards something like a missile. So I was clearly
stupid. There's no space in sound or sound in
space? Yeah, exactly. retarded and watched too
much Robotech when I was a kid. But yeah, so
I used to get that mixed up. And then I'd go
on later to find out they made the Klingon Bird
of Prey, like the really cool looking one. For
generations. Yeah. They also made the Borg Cube.
I've never seen this thing with my eyes, like
in real life. And I would love to find one. I
don't want to pay eBay prices, though, to be
fair. No. But I Go ahead see oh no, I was gonna
say as far as like the ship line is concerned.
I I Love those things. I had the classic Enterprise.
I had the Enterprise D. I had the the fighter
Klingon Starship I had all the shuttle crafts
that run about the classic 1701 shuttlecraft
the Enterprise D shuttlecraft I mean those things
were just awesome. I love those And I had the
Enterprise E, I believe, too, from the Playmates
line, which was actually one of the worst ships
I had of their line. Really? Why? Just because
the detail on it was horrible compared to what
Art Asylum comes out with later. I mean, it's
the Enterprise D. I did not feel gypped on that.
And including the Enterprise D that was from
All Good Things where it transformed. Oh, yeah.
I loved that ship. That was that was one of my
favorites to to play with but I Just I was never
fully satisfied with the enterprise II. I just
felt it was too blocky So you're telling me that
they had the end That they had the one that transformed
was it the one with the three? Warp missiles
get the fuck out. Really? Yes, I That one was
cool it transformed to the three nacelles, and
it was it was smaller scale not electronic But
it was cool as hell you can pull out all the
gear from the the all good things and make it
that ship That's so cool. I really wish I had
that the the phaser cannon on the underside always
had a hard time staying on like it's it would
fold out of this saucer, but I mean it would
have a hard time clipping on to the Just above
the deflector dish Oh man still that's cool as
hell. I love that toy but I mean I can honestly
see where you you love the ships that that definitely
was one of my main favorites of that line. I
mean two of the ships I've always wanted to own
and I've seriously considered looking into buying
them when I come into some money later on this
year is there was a Defiant which I think looks
incredible. I've always wanted the Runabout that
you talked about. Now that I have a respect for
DS9 We'll talk about that in a different show
why I didn't like DS9 for a number of years,
clearly because I'm stupid. But there's also
this one, this would be my crown jewel, if I
can find it, Voyager. But evidently Voyager was
produced in such low numbers that the prices
on eBay and through collector sites and even
through conventions is insane. Like you're going
to pay well over 150 bucks. Well, part of the
problem was, around the time Voyager was on,
I believe it started in 97. I could be wrong,
but I believe it started in 97. Playmates only
had the Star Trek line until 99, before they
lost it. And I guess that's why, just because
they didn't have the line for that long. So I
guess, you know, interest was starting to wade
in the show. I mean... I want to say Voyager
may have started as early as 95. Yeah, I think
it was 95. Yep. Figures arrived in 95 for Voyager,
and DS9, I believe, started in 93. Yeah, because
it was still running concurrent with Enterprise
or with... Oh, no, my bad. 94 is when it started.
Yeah, because they were still running with The
Next Generation because there was a couple crossover
episodes with where they went to DS9. Well, not
even just that. There's one version where Data
had to team up with Dr. Bashir to solve a problem.
I think that was in season six. So I think DS9
was 92, actually. I think DS9 started in debuted
in 94 okay because but i just remember reading
about that so i don't know like i said not 100
because simply i haven't seen star trek the next
generation in years i also i've not finished
um i actually i haven't seen the entire run of
season six i've seen you know it's weird i've
only ever seen i've seen seasons one two three
and then seven Which is yes, so the series started
in 93 So yeah, I guess it would make sense for
them to cross our because season 7 was 90 94
for TNG it's getting away from me. Let's reel
back in um So you would get toys during the movie
years? and I think they were all of a little
higher quality they're also a little bit bigger
because the playmates toys I'd say they're kind
of in scale with the three -quarter inch figures
probably just just a little bit bigger and there
were ships for them too. I know there was a Borg
Sphere, there was the Enterprise E as we talked
about, there was the Phoenix which was the warp
capable ship, and I can't think of anything else
that was really memorable about that line other
than all the uniforms changed and any toys that
came after that that weren't Voyager were in
the new updated things. There was I mean there's
I'm pretty sure I've seen um like other toy like
I'm pretty sure I've seen like an Esri Dax figure,
I'm pretty sure. But let me just check that to
be sure, because I know the Playmates line. Yeah,
because they were doing stuff as late as 98 with
this. Yeah, and as far as the film franchise,
the Generations figures were in perfect scale,
the four and a half inch line. uh of all the
other playmates figures it's first contact that
debuted the larger sized figures i remember a
number of 12 inch figures from this line i remember
seeing them in stores but i don't remember any
anybody buying them which is kind of unfortunate
um kind of think of what else just to mention
about this um yeah because there was a there
was that's right the figures were five inch then
there was the uh nine inch and then there was
the 12 inch figures for uh for those lines um
moving on there was also they did a line of stuff
for enterprise which sadly i really can't even
talk about because i've never i've never seen
them i've never had them i've only seen pictures
online however i will say though that the ship
does look pretty cool the Enterprise NX -01.
They also had a couple of role -play accessories,
which was the phase pistol and the communicator.
Now, I actually, I did forget to talk about one
thing, and with the Playmates line, extensive
role -playing stuff. Oh, yes. I own everything.
Yep. The only one I didn't have was the medical
tricorder. I had the medical tricorder. I had,
I had all the original series stuff. I still
have my communicator to this day. It's broken,
but I have it I had all the the movie Toys as
they came out the TNG I had all of them up to
a point so I had the communicator badge, the
type 1 phaser, the type 2 phaser, tricorder.
I had mostly all TNG stuff. That was sort of
my specialty. I actually have my type 2 phaser
sitting on a desk around here. And that, I guess,
I would actually credit the Star Trek Roleplay
accessories with getting to be... for getting
me into my love of prop replicas, which we're
actually going to talk about on the show. I actually
have a guest we're going to talk to in probably
about a week or two about Star Trek prop replicas
because he actually makes them and has made them
for several Star Trek fan films. I've just always
been a big fan. I would have loved to have gotten
a phaser rifle toy. I don't think one has ever
been produced. I know you can buy a prop replica
if you got about $1 ,200. Totally worth it, by
the way. But looking at the Enterprise stuff,
I just never saw it on shelves at least where
I lived here in Canada. I've only ever seen it
offered through like Diamond Select through like
comic book stores basically. And I think after
Star Trek, the movies had kind of petered out.
Before Nemesis, I didn't see very many toys for
pretty much anything really. I mean, I remember
the first contact stuff. I remember nothing.
for insurrection, not one toy on one shelf. Well,
the movie sucks anyway. Oh, yeah. It's just a
notch above Final Frontier. Yeah. I mean, at
least when God wants a starship, it's at least
entertaining somewhat. But yeah, it's just I
don't remember anything. But evidently, they're
dressed in real cloth clothing, which I guess
goes back to the mega or the mega stuff. Still,
who gives a crap? The stuff for Nemesis, 2002.
I vaguely remember seeing these on shelves, but
not a whole lot, because I remember there was
just... I just don't remember it. But I don't
know, I mean, I think the next big push for stuff
came with the Playmates 2009 stuff. Now, there
was stuff from Art Asylum. in there, which is
more high -end type stuff that you might find.
There was also a series based upon assimilated
species, and I remember my friend Steve Saylor
had a Hirogen from Voyager as a Borg. And these
things were like nine inches. I think I think
they're they're either done by art asylum or
McFarland I'm pretty sure it was art asylum.
They were very very very stylized, but they looked
pretty friggin cool actually But yeah, um One
of the other people I kind of want to talk about,
just very briefly, because it's not so much a
toy, but they did get the license to it. There
was a company called Master Replicas, and they
had the license from Lucasfilm to do the FX line
of lightsabers, but they also produced a number
of Star Trek things. I remember they did a phaser,
they did the tricorder, and they're one of the
cooler companies out there that could do really
neat things with lightsabers. I remember, I think
they even had a... A studio scale enterprise
and there's one available right now. I can't
remember the name of the company, but if you
want us an enterprise that lights up Hope you
got $5 ,000 Because it sits in your house. They'll
even customize a battle damage for you, which
is pretty impressive But that's more but that's
more high -end prop replica and collectors. We'll
talk about that in a future show But lastly talking
about the playmate stuff 2009 They were smaller
than the other toys, and I wouldn't call them
inferior quality, but their accessories were
so small, and I felt they would get lost really,
really, really easy. In fact, I can't remember
the amount of phasers that I've lost getting
these toys out, but they did come in several
different scales. The one that I remember, there
was one, I think these were the 9 -inch figures,
or maybe they were 7 -inch, I don't know. They
had this weird rubber for their tunics. And I
just remember because the Starfleet uniforms
in the 2009 movies look textured differently.
They look like scale, I guess would be the only
way to really describe it. When you touch these
figures, they have the same scaling to it. It's
really, really weird. But they produced ships
there. They had more roleplay accessories. And
the roleplay accessories talked. I remember the
communicator. would was Zachary Quinto's saying
Spock to Enterprise get me out of here and then
there was Kirk going I'm falling without a shoot
rescue me and and it would light up there's also
the new phaser which which is really cool because
it has a button which spins it from stun to kill
Oh, yeah. It's really cool. Actually, I really
I actually got that sitting on my shelf right
now. I thought that was one of the cooler additions
that the J .J. Abrams universe did is redo the
phasers to that. I just think that's I thought
it looked stupid at first and seeing it in action
again. OK, that's fucking cool. Other than that,
I never took my bridge place out of the box.
It's still sitting, like I said, behind me. But
I always just felt the figures weren't to scale
properly. I don't know, there's just something
about the small Star Trek scale I didn't like.
The bigger figures I was okay with and I had
a good chunk of them. I think I had Nero, Old
Spock, Kirk and McCoy for those lines. And I
think they only really covered the base characters.
I don't know whether they gave a figure to the
Orion Girl or Captain Pike or any of that. No,
they didn't. I think they gave Pike a figure.
Yeah, but I don't remember anybody weird, you
know what I mean? Like that weird background
character sort of thing. No, they didn't have
anybody other than the Core 7, Pike, and Nero.
Which I would say this line, at least from what
I saw where I lived up here in Canada, I think
the line sold very, very, very poorly. Cause
these things sat on shelves for months upon months
until they were eventually clearanced at a dollar
a figure. Yeah, that pretty much happened around
me as well. Which it's really sad because like
I said, these toys are legitimately cool. Star
Trek has some really cool toys and it's really
unfortunate just to see how maybe they tend to
go away. after a while, which I don't know why
that is. I mean, I guess the collectors now just
have a different mentality, or maybe the kids
of today just don't necessarily get Trek, and
that could be part of the problem too, is they
don't know what to do with them. any kids playing
Star Trek, but I always see them playing Star
Wars. This was an argument I had with a friend
of mine, Justin Ecock, who works with me in the
radio industry. He works for a different station
than me. He works for News Talk 1010 in Toronto.
They brought me on this show, the Jim Graham
show, a couple of months ago. We were talking
Star Wars for Star Trek when Bill Shatner went
on the rant against Carrie Fisher. I was representing
Think I sure I think I was representing Star
Trek. Yeah, I think I was representing Star Trek
and He said to me what what what are kids gonna
play and Unfortunately, they're gonna play Star
Wars because there's the clone war series that's
out there and Star Trek has always been to me
a series for adults Well that and Star Wars has
been jammed down kids throats since 99 Yeah,
it's just been non -stop since then. I mean,
I don't remember Star Trek ever having a breakfast
cereal No, and I don't remember them re -releasing
original movies just to sell more toys Yeah,
I mean It sucks though that kids today will not
have necessarily the same respect for Star Trek
though with JJ Abrams new movie comes the new
possibility of new toys well in in Talking about
the movie just real quick not to go off on a
tangent as far as the the interest in it My own
wife will watch the Abrams movie, but will not
watch anything other than that Star Trek related
because She feels like it bores her see that's
exactly the same argument. I've had with my wife
She doesn't mind the new Star Trek movie, but
she won't watch it again, but she saw it But
won't watch anything original. I'm like you might
enjoy first contact first contacts the best movie
of the original lot I think of the of the TNG
lot of the original Con but yet con and undiscovered
country. I believe are the the best of the other
ones Yeah, but to me like my personal favorite
is first contact because I'm a Borg slut, but
That's a different conversation for a different
day. But yeah, so we've covered as many of the
toys of We Can Remember. We'd love to hear your
memories of some of these toys. If you've got
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Like I said, let us know. So hopefully you guys
have enjoyed our second episode of Future Imperfect.
I think we missed a few things here and there,
but me and Steve, we're rediscovering our inner
trick again. So bear with us. We're not... able
to say hey that guy didn't do that in episode
419 of the second season or whatever you know
what i mean we're not there yet but we want to
be we want to be the uber nerd we want to be
the star trek guy who knows everything and with
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