ToyCast
How We Collect Our Toy Collections

About this Episode
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into the ocean must be daring the last one in
is a rusty herring you know kids a lot has changed
since your old uncle mickey has been away but
now i'm tanned i'm rested and i'm ready to give
this old podcasting town a wedgie again hello
everyone i am tf21 mike This is Toycast episode
100. We are going to start this journey with
remembering Optimus Scourge. So I'm gonna play
a few clips from episode 1 and episode 5 way
back a decade ago when we first recorded those
so you all can hear. who Optimus Scourge was
and what he was about. I'm also gonna end this
four -hour journey with his advice to toy collectors
and his advice on toy collecting in general.
I want everyone to know that I have worked months
and months on this episode of the podcast. I've
spent hours upon hours getting the audio just
right, getting it all leveled. We recorded each
of these segments at different times from January
to June of 2021. And sometimes the environments
weren't exactly kosher or whatever. I've done
my best. So I hope you guys are interested and
you guys will listen to the just over four hour
journey. of how we like to collect our toy collections.
I want to thank Pia, I want to thank Proto Man,
I want to thank Mike the Bird Man, Steve Megatron,
Dave Draper from Toy World Order, Optimus Solo,
Pecan Court Michael, and the new co -hosts that
are going to be joining me after episode 100
in future Toycast episodes, Josh the Floor Burger,
and a das baron so i hope you're ready because
it's time for toy cast episode 100 oh and i repeat
myself a lot folks because the clips were recorded
at different times over the last six months so
there's not much i can do about that enjoy one
cent auctions yeah Those were the days. Just
hold off if it's an expensive item because chances
are they're going to reissue more stuff. We got
Omega Supreme, we got Metroplex, we could get
Tripticon, Scorponok, so don't go spending three,
four, five hundred dollars because I think Encore
is going to keep pumping out those ones that
they know people want. Mean think about it from
Hasbro Takara told me standpoint, you know Here's
these people on eBay getting three four hundred
dollars for a box toy when they can't get any
part of that and they can just reissue it and
then there goes the the secondary market unless
you're pure vintage which I don't believe in
because the thing about reissues is they're cast
from the same mold. This is Toycast episode 100
and it wouldn't be Toycast 100 without the one
of the very first guests we ever had here on
Toycast. I'm of course TFJ and Mike. Joining
me is Pia, hello, sir. How are you? Hello, I'm
doing fine. How you doing? I'm doing pretty good,
and I never ever thought, like, I think the last
episode of Toycast I posted, and I say this in
other clips, folks, so I'm sorry if I'm repeating
myself, I recorded these clips out of order.
The last time I posted an episode of this show
was, like, 2014, and going back through it, because
we've had several website moves and things like
that, so I've had to go back and fix all the
audio links and everything else, and I'm like...
Oh, Toycast episode one. That was me, you, and
the late great Optimus Surge. And I'm like, fuck,
I shouldn't have listened to that before we started
recording this. Yeah, it's rough. I liked Gary.
He was a good guy. Yeah, he was awesome. All
right, so we are here. And the subject of this
episode of this 100th episode is basically the
Toy Stories of how you collect your collection.
Don't sue me, Pixar, please. You know, but basically,
you know, I've, I've watched you on YouTube for
a year. You know, that first podcast was 12 years
ago that we did, but I think I had been watching
you on YouTube for a couple of years before that
12 years ago. That pod. Yeah, it was 2009. So
yeah, I think I started in 2007. So yeah, I've
been on YouTube for a couple of years at that
point. Geez Christ. Has it been 14 years since
I'm, oh man, it doesn't seem like I'm, I guess
it has been because I got, yeah. My daughter's
about to turn 15 and the whole reason I started
YouTube was because I got A little zoom camera
so I could send videos of her when she was born
to my parents easily So yeah, I guess it's been
about 14 years cheese. Yep. She ain't so niblety
anymore. Is she? No, no Oh boy. So how do you
like having your collection? Are you a mint on
sealed card, mint and sealed box? Do you open
everything up? I know you open it up for the
reviews, obviously, but after you're done filming
a review, do you just display it or do you...
How do you like having the collection? Oh, it's
all opened. I mean, like I might... I generally
don't save a lot of packaging. Like every now
and if I get like a rare... Japanese or more
expensive, you know, like figure from Japan or
overseas or, you know, foreign market, I will,
I will generally see the packaging like retail
stuff. I generally just toss the boxes, some
third party stuff, like a really nice third party
figure I might save a packaging for, but for
the most part, I every few, I keep, I will save
them for a while. And then every few months I'm
like, I got too many boxes and I'll like that
one stay in, but I got to clean out some of these
other boxes. And it's just kind of a hit or miss,
but I generally don't keep boxes. I keep them
out. Cause I like to be able to just. Whenever
I want, I'm like, I haven't played with that
guy in a while. I like to be able to just grab
it and mess with it versus having to dig it out
of the box and all that. True. I save boxes for
iron factory stuff. Oh yeah. Their stuff is amazing.
And their stuff's amazing. And also like they're,
they're smaller so that their boxes don't take
up a whole lot of room. Like some of the bigger
third party stuff does. Yeah, true. Then of course
there's always fun co yay. I don't, I don't,
I have, I have two Funko's up on my, uh, On our
shelf my mother -in -law got my wife and I for
our last anniversary was apparently in some state
in some On some list is like the crystal anniversary.
So we've got Some Dark Crystal, Jen and Kira
Dark Crystal Pops that are up on the shelf. And
I have a Flash Pop that my daughter got me. Oh,
that's cool. Yeah, they're doing real Transformers
now. They've had the Transformers license for
a while, but those old movie pops were... Thankfully,
they're doing G1 now. Yeah, I saw Jazz the other
day. I don't think I saw it in person. I think
I saw an ad for Jazz Funko Pop. It couldn't be
on Twitter or Facebook. Something but I don't
have any of them. So yeah, I mean so you open
everything you play with everything Are you just
strictly transformers or do you do other stuff
or um, I don't I've kind of confined my reviews
lately to just transformers, but I collect Super
sevens got some ninja turtles coming out and
I've been picking those some of those up I did
pick up i guess it's technically transformers
later i started i picked up a couple and i have
a couple of pre -order of. Some of those new
to car a diet clone stuff i just got a little
reader soldier guy the other day i'll collect
a few things like every now and then if there's
like a. A marvel legend of a character i really
like i'll grab one of those you need to tell
stuff there's a new joseph haven't those seem
like such a pain in the butt if you really want
to track down and collect the whole line that
i have not bothered. Declassified series the
whatever the new six inch line is. Yeah, I think
it's declassified. I could be wrong I'm not looking
at any information. So don't Cobra Island or
there's I've seen it Yeah, there is a set of
bats coming out and that I will have to hunt
down. I do want some bats So yeah, 14 years on
YouTube, I never thought I bet you never thought
you'd you could say that I I did it as a lark.
I still kind of do it as a lark and like I would
not I honestly didn't think it would last as
long I figured Truthfully like I mean and they've
been doing it slowly. I figured by now YouTube
would have been like, yeah, you know, we've decided
we're not gonna pay anything anymore and and
it wouldn't have been worth it and and Or either
would have gone away or just devalued creators
to the point that it wasn't worth it anymore
So I'm kind of surprised it's still going I like
doing it Yeah it's funny man it's just so funny
and i know this is devolved into a youtube conversation
but it's just one of those things where it's
like. I think they tried going before strong
big streaming really hit i mean streaming now
we've got. Anything from netflix to hulu to disney
plus to discovery plus to everybody hbo max everybody's
got an app but i think you know it's you know
back in. Whatever 2010 2013 somewhere around
there you know YouTube was like oh let's try
to aim towards television and then they realized
oh wait no that's not gonna work for us because
that's not what we're what we started with. Yeah
well it just depends on who the creator is it
doesn't matter if it's a toy review or a tech
review or whatever it depends on who the personality
is really yeah I like it when it was like like
Netflix was good. I'm like having something like
Hulu is great, but then everybody's like Oh people
like that and then everybody's scramble to get
a piece of the pie and now you're right back
in the same situation like people liked Hulu
because for you know eight nine bucks a month
you could get just a couple of channels you wanted
without having to pay a whole bunch of money
for a cable subscription now just to get all
the content from all the different channels you
have to pay as much or more than a cable subscription
To how all these streaming services. Yeah, it's
it's crazy So what is one thing in your collection
right now that you absolutely love? That I absolutely
love in my collection one I just got that that
fans hobby our moda convoy or modern optimus
Mm -hmm, and he's fantastic. Like I am loving
that one a lot Yeah, he's actually literally
like I'm like within arm's reach. He's right
here on the end table next to me right now something
What was something else? I picked up recently
that I really really liked Oh, I have this is
not super recent, but they got Titans they did
that Titan Scorponok and I managed to get my
hands on the Japanese version of the Titan Fort
Max they did recently that has the more like
just I just feel like it represented the older
toy a little better with the paint scheme. And
I've got both of them standing next to each other
in the computer room. And those two are every
time I walk in there, I just like looking at
them because I build still two of my old school
favorites. And the fact that they're now comparable
in size, like they stand next to each other.
And it's not like Fort Max is not towering over
Scorpion and it looks fantastic. Those are those
are some of my favorites right now. That's amazing.
What are you expecting to collect in the future?
We've seen with Earthrise, with Siege, and with
Kingdom coming, and whatever else. What are you
hoping that they eventually do? whether it's
Hasbro with Transformers or any other toy company,
what's one toy, if you could have one toy that
has not been made yet, what would it be? One
of the things that I know is coming is Super
7 has announced Silverhawks. And i am go i'm
looking for those those and there's another company
that has that is doing centurions and those turn
out really nice so those are two lines i'm looking
forward to like i would love if i could pick
one toy for hasbro to make i would love. A tiger
hawk in. Like within in line with like the kingdom
figures we've been getting. Tiger Hawk as in
Air Razor Tigatron's combined form. Yes, that
would be amazing Oh, I would love one that fit
the new aesthetic because the new Kingdom line
is something I'm super excited about right now
too because like those of all those so far have
been great Yeah, except for Rattrap man. He looks
so small. I really like Rattrap He is small,
but he's a fun little figure and I think like
I said, they're they're not straight up cartoon
aesthetic, but like they look really nice together
on a shelf and I dig him. He said Primal and
Megatron are my favorites so far out of what's
been released, but I like all of them. Yeah.
Kingdom Megatron man looks just as good as Masterpiece.
Honestly, he's not quite as refined as Masterpiece
visually, but like he's way less chance of anything
cracking and he's way easier to transform than
the Masterpiece. Oh, that's crazy. All right.
I think we are going to move on to the next clip
and in the next clip, because as I said, folks,
I've recorded these out of order. I really have
had no plan for this. I'm just like, Hey, I used
to podcast with you, you, you, and you. And instead
of trying to get everybody together on one call
and everybody talking over everybody, I'm like,
let's do individualized segments. Yada, yada,
yada, yada, yada. So coming up next, we have
the goddamn proto man and. That was a two hour
conversation that I cut down to 20 minutes. It
does. We'll be back after this. This is Toycast
100, and it wouldn't be Toycast 100 without starting
off with someone that basically started the show
with me. Of course, I'm talking about the goddamn
Proto Man! Hello sir, how are you? I'm doing
great, I'm doing great. Glad to be back. I don't
even remember when was the last time I did one
of these. It's been... Good lord, I don't even
know. It's gotta be five years if it's been ten.
It's probably close to 10 like the last episode
I remember airing was like 99 in 2014 I think
and I'm still going through as of this I'm still
going through fixing all the links and everything
else but it's like I'm up to fixing episode 25
26 you've been on like half of those already
awesome kind of thing but uh yeah this is toy
cast 100 we're getting the toy stories because
somebody was like hey you should tie it into
pixar not really but we're getting the toy stories
of how people collect their collections now if
you don't know who proto man is you've been living
under a rock and you shouldn't do that even though
we all have to go in the transformer world in
the transfer well yes but i mean come on you
know proto man uh you've been a friend for a
long time and I was curious to know how how do
you like having your collection like I've seen
your a few of your collection videos I've seen
a few things that you've done but are you meant
on seal card mints and seal box or do you just
open everything up and let it collect dust well
you know just to like like go backwards a moment
like my father is a toy collector And there's
a great video online that I recorded on YouTube,
not to plug anything, but it's called a Proto
Man Father's Day special, where I just did a
video interviewing my dad and his toy collection,
because so many people would be like, your collection's
so cool, how did you get inspired to do it like
that? My dad. And my dad, who still is a toy
collector amazingly still to this day, he collects
1950s and 60s die -cast cars and stuff like that.
I saw through him. that you open the box. He
keeps the boxes, but you open it, you display
it, you enjoy it that way. And my argument that
used to always be, especially with Transformers,
because is there Transformers in my collection
that are mint on box? Yes. But if I had to put
that in a percentile, it'd be like 2%. And you're
talking a collection of over 10 ,000 figures.
So it's a very small 2%. But that being said,
Transformers as a toy line, if there's one toy
line where leaving it mint on card is only half
the story, it's that one. Because if you have
a mint on card Star Wars figure, even on the
bubble, if you look at the figure through the
packaging, you have a pretty good idea what's
going on there. You could see where the lightsaber
is going to go in the hand. The imagination isn't
too lost there. When you look at a Transformer
toy mint on card, especially like how Hasbro
used to do it back in the day, where they used
to do it more with the alt mode, where it'd always
be in the truck mode or whatever, you only got
half the story. Now, granted, the way Hasbro
did things, they made sure that the robot mode
is still somewhere featured on the package, so
the mystery isn't lost there. But the enjoyment,
tangibly in person, is lost. Meaning, when you're
holding that mint -on -card astro train, and
it's stuck in shuttle mode, you only get to see
that. And you can never see the other two modes
that are available to it, the robot mode and
the train mode. And that's where I feel Transformer
toys, you got to open them combined with the
fact that it's a play pattern toy, it's a puzzle
pattern toy. So it's something where it's like
owning like a video game minted package and never
opening it. It's like, really, bro? You know
what I mean? You open it and you play. the game
and it's the same thing transformers it's all
about that that tactile transforming thing that
you have to open it you have to open like having
a mint on card like if i do have stuff mint on
cards usually doubles or their specific collectibles
where it looks nice on the packaging and then
there's you get you fall into the whole historical
reasoning behind keeping stuff mint on package
especially when you're talking a brand that's
35 plus years old now but that being said i i
almost open everything And I've said this many
times to people, like after I open it, then it's
really like, what do I keep of the packaging
and what do I throw out? Because when you have
a huge collection like that, I've seen guys that,
and it helped inspire my own choices, but I've
seen guys that they have huge toy collections
and then they have like a storage unit that's
just packaging. And I go, what a waste. you know
like what like like the amount of like to give
an example for anyone who knows like you have
that new unicorn that's coming out the has lab
unicorn and the box that it comes in is like
the size of a washing machine and i just know
there's going to be hardcore collectors that
are going to keep the box that it ships in and
that means they're going to have something the
size of a washing machine taking space in their
house You know just because they don't want to
get rid of that original shipping box of unicorn
You know and which already the unicorn toy is
gonna be taking space on its own Outside of the
box and that's the biggest plight of any toy
collector is space space is the biggest issue
the whole reason why I Like what really pushed
me to moving out of my parents is as crazy as
this sounds and buying my own house a twelve
and a half houses Beautiful big house was because
I started running out of space. It was just a
that 2007 movie came out And by 2009, that bacon
was cooked, man. It was done. I was already like,
all right. And not to mention, here's my father,
who's a collector too. And it was this convergence
of his collection's still growing. Mine is growing
faster than it ever has because of those Michael
Bay movies at the time. And we were just hitting
a wall. We were just going like, we're running
out of space. And here's me just going, you know
what? I'm going to buy a house. I work as a car
mechanic. I have the money. And I was like, it's
time. It's time. I'll buy my own place and I'll
literally turn into a giant museum of madness
and the rest is history with that. I like to
open it for number one, and I collect other stuff
too, but even with other toy lines, I like to
open it. You got to let them breathe. You got
to enjoy the product. There is a time where it
makes sense to keep stuff minted in package from
an investment standpoint, speculative standpoint,
or historical standpoint. But considering how
most toys are, I use the term, printed into oblivion
today, where you pick up the latest Optimus Prime
toy off of Walmart shelves, there's only going
to be a billion of those made. Well, maybe not
a billion, but a million of them made. So you're
not exactly going to be preserving something,
leaving it minted packaged. That's going to be,
you know, it's like the 90s boom of comic books.
Everyone kept them sealed in a poly bag with
a cardboard backing. you know thinking that one
day it's going to be worth millions while on
there's millions of them printed how rare is
it how much history are you really preserving
yeah so yeah read the comic just enjoy it yeah
god damn this is why i you know prefer digital
that way i don't have to worry about preserving
anything oh god like yeah the amount of space
that books take exactly all those long boxes
good lord yes but yeah so you you've mentioned
so far that you have And I assume this is just
Transformers. You have 10 ,000 figures. The last
time I counted, I used to have a spreadsheet
back in 2010. And that spreadsheet, you know
your collection is huge when you're not keeping
track of what you have, but what you don't have.
Like that's when your collection flips over to
the dark side. Like when you collect something,
first you're making a list of what you have.
then you reach a point where you've collected
so much, now you're just making a list of what
you don't have. And it reached that point where
my spreadsheet was going like, and spreadsheets,
because of how they work, you have columns and
stuff, and my spreadsheet's like, yeah, you got
like, at the time, in 2010, about 10 ,000 columns
going. And I was like, Jesus Christ. And it's
just because when you think about it. G1 is,
I think, 608 figures last I checked. You count
all three regions. Then Beast Wars is another
300 -something with all three regions. Beast
Machines is another 68. When you get into G2,
you're talking another, if I remember offhand,
280. And all of that is small potatoes when I
get into the movie stuff. There is, in 2007,
there is more movie... toys and merchandise then
there is all transformers up to that point which
is like i don't want to swear but madness absolutely
madness so that's absolutely crazy now fast action
fast action battleers robot replicas robot heroes
there was like all these exclusives through radio
shack not even counting mainline stuff not counting
deluxes voyagers you know scouts there is a real
tech gear real gear like there is so much that
it was like and imagine I was buying it all like
I kind of slowed down since then because it got
a little crazy but there was a point you know
so that you would slow down I mean your house
is only so big kind of thing imagine here here's
the thing I buy a 12 and a half I get cocky I
go well I have all the space in the world I'm
gonna have a room just dedicated to video games
I'm gonna have a room just dedicated to like
miscellaneous comic books I call it the library
that's comic books manga miscellaneous stuff
and then I start the transformer floor. Yes,
floor. And everything's going good in 2010, 2011,
but this line was not letting up. I got cocky
because I got used to, like when you think about
Beast Wars 1996, 32 figures, Beast Wars 1997,
maybe another 40 figures. Now it's like each
year Hasbro puts out easily 150 to 200 products.
of transformer stuff a year minimum minimum and
that's not counting masterpiece and everything
on the other side of the globe so it started
to really and and imagine if i even dived into
third party that's a whole other animal which
i actually kind of avoid you know so it's imagine
if you dived into the best toy line out there
funko pop anyway well everything's kept everything's
kept mint in box and a funko collector Collector
sleeve or whatever those boxes are Well, that's
just it imagine if I kept every transformer in
the in the box I have no space after just g1
because it takes it takes so much more space
when you keep it mints in box It looks nice,
but you know, so let me ask you this. I know
you are a Completionist yes, but there's only
isn't there only so far a completionist can go
aren't there? Transformers toys that you look
at it and be like That's great, but I don't need
to be that much of a completionist if I don't
like the design of the toy. I hit the wall in
around 2010, 2011 with Dark of the Moon, where
I started realizing that Hasbro was milking the
proverbial cow. There was so much product that
just didn't need to exist, but it did. And and
and I was picking it up. I would I have like
there's I posted on my Twitter once in a while
Like I it's like I have the transformers animated
children's shaving kit and it's just a no joke
It's like an optimist prime razor blade with
them with an optimist prime mirror from animated
with like fake shaving cream Like they were just
throwing it on everything Transformers the movie
Fishing Rod, you know, Transformers the movie
Tackle Box, like 2007, 2008, like just everything.
And I was buying all of that. It got to a point
where I was like, okay, this is getting done.
This is like, it's getting to a point where it's
getting done. And I started really just really
focusing specifically on just proper representations
of character to film or character to screen or
character to comic. And that's it. I started
to really dial it back because I realized if
I kept up at this, I'd have to buy a new house
probably, which is kind of nuts. And that's where
it gets to a point where I always feel your collection
should never be your burden. My father said a
lie many years ago because me and my sister were
like, you know, what do you want us to do with
all of this when you pass away? And my father
said, well, I can't take it with me. You know,
so do whatever you want with it and enjoy the
money. It's primarily because his collection
is so big too. It's daunting even from our own
perspective. It's something like when he passes
away, God forbid, it's going to be one of those
things where me and my sister are going to be
like, where do we start? Like, okay, 1947 Chevy
on eBay. It's going to take our whole lives just
to sell all, or we do something foolish and some
picker comes in and just. you know, buys it all
and at a cut. But I don't necessarily think if
Mike or Frank showed up at your house, I don't
think that would be foolish as long as they gave
you a good price for the value of what it. Well,
that's that's that's always that's always the
thing is that it's something where, you know,
you know, you could get your maximum value because
I see what my father still buys for these. He
still buys to the stay on eBay and what he pays.
My God. some of the numbers it's like it makes
transform like you would think like a guy in
his 60s going into his 70s you'd think his hobby
is is dialing it down at this point no man those
guys still got like you know i guess retirement
checks and stuff and they're spending just as
much like i'm like looking at like g1 minerva
going man two thousand dollars that's expensive
and then he's like looking at like some die cast
car that still has its box of some 1960s vehicle
and it's going for three grand and it has like
17 bids and you're going like what the heck you
know like they're still they're still kicking
those dudes so it's something where it's me going
like i see what they still go for and it's me
going man like i don't know It's something you
got to educate yourself and be smart with it.
And that's just his diecast collection. He has
a vinyl record collection. If you ever have the
time and watch that video, it's going to give
you a really good perspective of where my base
of collecting knowledge came from and my application
to it when you see what my dad has and what he
does and how he displays it too. You'll see the
way he displays it also. And it's like, let me
tell you something, when I moved out, it was
probably the greatest day of his life because
then he could take over my space. And then he
started, he took over, like no joke, I move out,
he right away started building shelving, like,
you know, it was just like, wow, he didn't waste
no time, you know, but anyway. That's crazy.
Yeah, I'll put that in the show notes for this
episode. It's a nice funny little, it's a nice
fun video. I just, I always wanted to do that
just because he's a very mild -mannered man.
despite the fact you know he has a very like
his son me is very like outgoing and talkative
and stuff and he's someone that's like he has
this crazy collection and no one knows he just
kind of like kept it to himself and i was just
like man someone's you know we got to talk about
this one day because like of just how like imagine
i'm like a five -year -old kid and seeing something
that like when you see the image of the video
you're like i saw that like almost every day
of my life these glass cases with cars in them
at five years old And I was taught like, you
know, these are daddy's toys. You don't touch
these. And it showed me to respect the hobby
and stuff, too. But you'll see what it was like,
man, like I grew up around that. There was no
garage sale where all the toys were sold. You
know, like that didn't exist in our house. And
that's what I'm kind of grateful for, too, is
a lot of my childhood toys I still have to this
day because my father. had a mentality even back
then of, hey, this 1985 G1 blaster might be worth
something someday. Because my toys right now,
well, you know, I was like five years old at
the time, my toys, my dad's toys right now. We're
already had increasing value and those were like
20 years old at the time from the 60s to the
80s. So anyway, we'll move on. Yeah. It's just,
it's crazy. It's interesting to hear. And I hope
people will check that video out. Yeah. I mean,
I was just kind of curious to, you know, hear
your thing on your collection and hear your thing
of how you, you know, what is your toy story
kind of thing. And that's kind of what Toycast
100 is going to be, folks. It's going to be me
talking to various people. I think next up, I've
got Steve Megatron. After that, I've got Mike
the Birdman Dodd. At some point, I'm going to
have Pia on here and we'll see what goes from
there. But it's just nostalgia going back and
looking through the archives of this podcast
and being like, oh my God, the conversations
we had on this show back in the day. Just where?
Where and again this started to cast started
out as transformers toy cast it was exclusively
talking about the transformers toys we were buying
and getting in collecting and playing with and
we were all. 10 to whatever, how many years younger
than we are. Excuse my ignorance, do you still
call yourself TFG1 Mike on this? Of course. Okay,
just making sure. I think so. I don't remember.
Well, that's just it. Well, because that's why,
because back then I remember it was TFG1 Mike.
So it's like, do we still go by that? Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, absolutely. That's,
that's a thing I will never get rid of. Cause
it's like, I just know you as Mike or Michael,
but the screen names sometimes I wonder people
still go by them. Oh yeah, absolutely have to.
It's just one of those things where once it,
and this is why, you know, this is kind of behind
the scenes here, folks. This is why if you look
at our website posts, they'll say whatever your
first name is, whatever your last name is. And
in the middle in quotation marks, it has. the
goddamn proto man TF2 and Mike, whatever it is
or thing. And it's like, because we all have
online personas and personalities that we may
not. I mean, me, I'm just me. And, you know,
it, you know, I am the way I am online, offline,
whatever, I don't know any other way to be kind
of thing. So, yeah, so yeah, I've been going
by TF2 and Mike for the longest time. And thankfully,
I've had no imposters pop up. I noticed that.
He'd be like, oh my God, it's a scam. Don't believe
the contest. It's not real. I'm like, okay, we
get it. We know who you are. You know, you should
know who we are. But yeah, no, it's just been
a fun thing going down memory lane and going
down all this road with toys and everything else.
for me another reason why i wanted to have you
here was because at least in this beginning part
here is because my toy collecting changed exponentially
like i was collecting i'd say for i mean i had
toys from when i was a kid and stuff my mom had
all that stuff until she gave it to me i think
in 2012 but from like 2005 to 2011 yeah no she
gave me 2012 she gave me before then you know
2011 because of financial things i had to sell
it off and honestly they were just Sitting there
i wasn't transforming them i wasn't like i wasn't
sitting there like you know rick moranis playing
with his dolls or whatever you want to say kind
of thing from space balls and i'm like i do like
these i do enjoy these i love having them i love
the fact that i did have them but it's one of
those things where i'm like yeah i need the money
more than i need the toys right now kind of thing
and well and also it's it's it goes to that saying
i think her name is mary condo who was like she's
all about space i mean does it bring you joy
yeah you know like it's something where if it's
just sitting and taking space and it doesn't
bring you joy then in all honesty, it should
be paying rent. You know, like if it's, if it's
taking space in your life at that point, it should
legitimately be paying rent because it's just
sitting around doing that. Where in that case,
if you sell it and you could get something for
it, I mean, that's, that's one of the things
that I do on my podcast is I like looking at
the price margins of transformer toys, older
ones. And when I say older, I mean, like let's
say 2010 to now. And if something that came out
in 2011, All of a sudden spikes to like a 50,
70, $80 toy. I like to talk about it on my podcast
because then if there's anyone that just has
it in their collection and they don't need it
anymore, and now it's a $70 figure, but they
paid like $10 for it back in the day. Hey, go
get your money, brother. You know what I mean?
Go get your money because now's the time. And
that's something that I always practice a lot
with people is if there's an opportunity to make
money and you don't care about it anymore, go
get your money. you know, especially in these
times that we are today, you know, so go get
your money. Absolutely. And yeah, I mean, like
the whole reason why, like, I had kind of heard
of Funko, but I was like, when I sold my stuff
off in 2011, I was out of the toy game. I could
still look at, let's say San Diego Comic -Con
or whatever, you know, whenever toy companies
would make their announcements throughout each
of the years after 2011. So I'm like, that's
cool. I don't want it. I don't need it. Yeah,
vicariously lived through the images, pretty
much. Right, right, exactly. I'm like, oh, that's
a cool toy. That looks really great. I have no
desire to actually... have it. And then somehow,
someway, I don't know what it was, somebody pointed
out Funko Pops to me in late 2016, early 2017.
Oh no, it was my buddy Doug. Well, I'll probably
have to throw on here. He has, he and his wife
have a whole Funko Pop collection. That's kind
of how I found out about them. So when I came
back to Kentucky at the time when I was living
out there, I was like, Oh, let me go find these.
And the two, I still remember the very first
two I ever got. One I found in a, in a, in a...
Comic Shop and the other one I got at GameStop.
It was Stone Cold Steve Austin. Cause you know,
hell yeah. And it was 66 Back Girl. Because honestly,
how many 66 back girl action. I'm sure there
are plenty of Yvonne Craig. Probably not much.
Yeah. Probably not many. Yeah. But I mean, there's
not, there's not much and there wasn't much kind
of thing. And that's like those first two figures.
Like I will never get rid of those because those
are my first two Funko pops. And then I'm just
like, Oh, dark wing duck. Oh, this, all that.
But there are plenty of Funko pops that I won't
buy. Like I have zero interest in any of the
Game of Thrones stuff. They did that. I'm glad
they did it I'm glad that the fandom has something
There there's a lot of them that I always say
if if you didn't have like the name under it
or the the logo You and that's my rule. I would
imagine what especially with Funko collectors
if you can't even guess what it is Yeah, you
know what? I mean some of them are pretty vague
and it's like I think like well the ones that
are so great are the the ad icons because you
don't get action figures of like buzz the honeybee
from Cheerios. You don't get like, I'm holding
in my. Oh yeah. Well, that's how Funko started.
Well, right. That's how Funko started with they
were focusing more on, on all of those, like
all of those kind of like just ad icons and like,
again, those, those mascots of those different
companies and those ones, those ones make more
sense. Again, like I've said about, I've had
this discussion with you off the air, but it
was like, to me, uh, Funko pops primarily. what
I enjoy about it is when they do stuff that doesn't
have merch, that doesn't have that, because that's
a real staying power. Like I said to you before
off the air, like the Kool -Aid man, you know?
Like getting the Kool -Aid man as a figure, and
it looks great too. Like, even if you're a Funko
Pop hater, go check out the Kool -Aid Man figure.
It doesn't even look like a Funko Pop. It's that
good, you know? Yeah, exactly. It just looks
like a good, solid figure. You know, if you would
have found that thing loose, you would have never
known. You know, so I'm sitting here holding,
and I have most of... just because we moved from
Chicago to out here to Vancouver, Washington.
I have most of my Funko stuff in storage with
my dad, but like I have from actually as of this
recording from a year ago, I have, uh, they were
doing a Dr. Pepper contest where you could send
away for a free little sweet Funko pop. So basically
I have a little miniature Justin Guarini little
sweet from, from the diet Dr. Pepper ads, Funko
pop. It's right here sitting next to me. And
I'm like, That's why I like Funko, because of
cool shit like that, because it's one of those
things where, how else are you ever going to
get that? And that's why I enjoy it. Yes, I still
enjoy the Star Wars stuff. Yes, I still enjoy
the Marvel, the DC, all of that. That's great.
But there's so much of that, whereas there's
only one. Yeah, I was about to say, I'm sure
you enjoy it reasonably, because there's so much.
Well, yeah. I mean, I have maybe four Star Wars,
and maybe... I go for the silly things when it
comes to Funko. Here's the thing. Yeah, yeah
for Star Wars. How many Star Wars are there like
600 something like that? Yeah, well then you
were being very reasonable if you have only four
or six hundred that sounds reasonable to me Yeah,
yeah, but it's like It's just one of those things.
I don't know. So alright. I want to thank for
them in for joining me here It's a little longer
than normal, but you know, we talk a lot and
we haven't talked in a long time. Yeah, we did
together so Uh, like I said up next is going
to be Steve Megatron after that'll be Mike the
Birdman and we'll keep going on forward with
Toycast 100. Where can the people find you online,
sir? Oh, well, right now, uh, Proto Man, uh,
Proto Man on Twitter. So just, uh, twitter .com
forward slash Proto Man. Um, also I have a podcast,
Transformers Slag podcast, the number one Transformer
podcast in the world, according to analytics
apparently now. So that's, uh, you know, go to
youtube .com. Forward slash transformer swag
podcast or you could just search it on there.
That's probably the two best ways I also have
like a I call it my portal hub So the protoman
.com where it kind of just links to all the stuff
that I work on I work on professionally with
stuff, too with Hasbro and licensors so you can
check out the stuff that I've worked on with
them. My podcast, all my other little segments
and stuff, all the little things here and there.
I've had a very fun life so I try to document
as much of the adventures that I've had throughout
the years. But my podcast is probably the most
active thing. It's a daily podcast. Every day
there's a new episode of something and then on
the weekends I do live streams where I answer
questions from the fans and stuff like that.
So really cool stuff, but yeah. Very cool, very
cool. We'll be back with Toycast 100 after this.
I love you. Shut up, bitch. I'm not done. I,
uh, I come in peace. You're about to leave in
pieces. No need for violence, Rhinox. I merely
wish to talk. Stop it, Maximal Fool! He'll soon
regret this impertinence. Yes, folks. This is
Toycast 100, and joining me now is Steve Megatron.
Hello, sir. Ah, yes. It is I. Kelvatron. No.
Yes, and we are here to talk about toys and the
toy stories of how we like having our collections,
as you've already heard in this podcast so far.
Steve, how... Did you have your collection when
you had a collection and kind of thing? Because
some people are like, well, I like mint and box.
Some people like mint on card. Some people were
like, ah, open everything and play with it all
until it breaks. So how do you, how did you as
a kid do it and how do you do it now as an adult?
Well, as a kid, as a kid. Opened everything and
I played with it, but I was very careful like
very meticulous I was one of the few that didn't
have their trans metals like the I don't know
if anybody remembers the Beast Wars trans metals
they had the problem with the Metallic paint
flaking because it was vacuum sealed on it wasn't
like actually yeah back metal So what happened
is after a while or if you hit it just right
it would flake and then it would continue to
do so sequentially until it was no more. I had,
trying to think, I had Transmetal Primal, I had
Optimal, I had Megatron, I had Transmetal 2 Megatron,
and I had Rattrap and Tarantulas. The only one
that started to flake was Rattrap, and that's
because I was more rough with him than the others.
The others, like, I was very meticulous on not
letting them punch anything. not letting like
doing simulated hits. My brothers, on the other
hand, which is beat the living tar out of each
other's toys. And the first time he did that
to mine, I like I let him know. I'm like, that's
not going to happen. So you have two two brothers.
You're so you guys are three kids. You are the
oldest of the three, correct? Oh, yeah. And I
took care of my things. Right. There's had the
limbs that were all like noodles. And mine were
the ones that were like stiff as a board because
I was very like I kept them posed like I moved
the arms. I moved the heads, I moved the torsos,
but I was very careful with the legs because
I'm like, that is your support system. If it
goes, it's gone. And so I was very late, very
careful with my stuff. And so a lot of it survived
many, many years. And I ended up with a lot of
it through my adult years. And I had bought,
because I had a weird situation growing up where
my parents got divorced and we had to split.
Our toys we weren't allowed basically we weren't
allowed to bring toys from one house to the other
So there were it was just a weird situation So
my brothers if you ask them today will tell you
that it was just messed up But we ended up buying
some of the same toys twice So so when We moved
back like we moved on our own. I ended up with
two optimal optimuses two transmetal Megatrons
two Transmetal Optimus Primals, although I traded
one of those to my brother for... I think he
had Inferno, and I traded it for that. And somebody
else, I traded something like... One of my Megatrons
broke, the arm... It had a weird cheap plastic
gimmick that eventually the pin would freeze,
and you'd go to transform it, and it would snap
off, and you would lose like the entire... like
whatever arm that was the whole portion and the
transformation was totally shot after that and
so yeah, and it was sad because that was my favorite
Megatron other than the Transmetal 2 and but
he was never like Scalable like his size was
not up to scale with everything else and so it
always irritated me and then eventually my second
one broke and I just I ended up pawning them
to pawn shop when I ended up needing money. That
was one of the casualties and the one primal,
the one optimal I tried turning into. the Megatron
Optimal from Beast Machines. I tried to alter
the head except for the fact that the faceplate,
the face would not come out because the way they
were designed, both of them, I ended up shattering
both faces on one of the broken Megatrons and
the one broken Optimal. So the one had no head,
the other one had no head. So like I said, eventually
I got rid of all the broken ones and then I was
left with my good ones. And I had like a masterpiece,
Optimus Prime is the only masterpiece I had because
it came out for like 60 bucks when that program
first started. And even that like... I was very
careful with everything and I played with them
and I played with them again when, you know,
my boys were younger. And then I hit a point
where I was just like, I don't need all these
things because I had collectibles. I had signed
pictures on the walls. I had mint on the card,
Hot Wheels, and some of the figures that I didn't
want to open. All my transformers were open though.
uh, because part of the fun was getting to get
them out and play with them and sometimes transform
those sometimes not but then I eventually like
for whatever reason I just lost interest and
I got rid of all of them got rid of everything
except for No, actually I got rid of all of them
and I sold them on ebay and I managed to like
the the transmetal tube dragon I I quadrupled
what I paid for him because I bought him for
20 bucks at walmart back in the 90s and then
I flipped it for 80 on ebay and then the the
masterpiece prime I bought him for 60 I flipped
him for 220 and and then like I mean I flipped
a lot of them and it was it was surprising how
much I got for him although now I'm kicking myself
because three years later some of them are worth
more than what I sold them for and uh like tarantulas
you can't get him cheaper than 100 bucks oh no
you can't it's metal and oh yeah no you can't
and he was that's the thing I get to give him
the train's metals were at least somewhat show
accurate compared to the other one. I mean, when
you get to the Transmetal 2, maybe they were,
like Megatron really wasn't, but Cheetor was.
Cheetor was not. I was very disappointed. I actually
searched out Transmetal 2 Cheetor and it was
not, it was not show accurate at all. And then
all the Dinobots were terrible. Rattrap was kind
of half and half. Tarantulas was really good.
Primal was really good. Megatron was kind of
so -so, but I mean, overall they did a pretty
good job for what they had in that time. And
then looking at the stuff that comes out now,
I mean, you get third party, fourth party, knockoffs.
They're actually doing like you get Hansbrook
Takara is doing the masterpiece line of season
one of these doors. Trans Arts Toys is doing
season two of the trans medals because they've
got Ravage, Cheetor, Primal, and Trans Mutate.
And the Primal and Cheetor and Ravage are spectacular.
Their masterpiece scale there. They take what
the original did, but amplify it, making them
and masterpiece scale. And then the quality is
so much better than the originals in many cases.
And they come with all kinds of cool stuff like
stands. So you can make it look like primals
floating in his hover hover portion or the jets
or the cannons and stuff. They have light up
features and then you have perfect effect and
jang X or something like that. And they do optimal
and transmittal to Megatron. And they're spectacular.
They're not completely show accurate, but they're
they're inspired and they look what you remember
it as. More so than what it actually is. And
so they're very good. So you get between the
three companies you get season one, two and three.
And so before I sold off all my stuff, I did
trade in a bunch of things to TF source. And
I know I got raked over the coals, but I ended
up getting Masterpiece Optimus Primal. And what's
funny is, is he was like, he was 120 when I got
him. Do you know how much he goes for new now?
200? 299. It doubled in price and I was just
like, oh, I got him at the right time. Although
I'm sure Megatron was the same way when he first
came out. I'm sure he was cheaper and then it
skyrocketed after because I was kicking myself.
I was like, man, I want Megatron. But no, I mean,
I, so I have, I have now, like I'm, I have some
things I'm starting to replenish. Like especially
with the kingdom line coming out the you know
Megatron I've read trap Megatron if studio series
86 scourge That was one thing I had the titanium
of him and I hated it because it was never show
accurate And that's one thing I'm a stickler
for is if it's not show accurate. I just don't
want it Yeah, I would rather have something that
looks perfect. You know perfect. Oh, you know
very perfect compared to the original. If I'm
going to not keep the original, I want it to
look like the show. If I'm going to keep the
original, I'm just going to deal with the fact
it's original. But no, I mean, so I have them
and then I have a few other studio or not studio,
like Kingdom Figures on the way and Thrilling
30 Waspinators again, even though I had them
years ago. Yeah, I mean, so I mean, and right
now, especially these tours with it being 25th
anniversary, a lot of the stuff is so much better
than what we had back in the day. Granted, Quality
control due to factories is not as good as it
was back in the day Like the plastic is limbs
here. It breaks easier I've been reading like
tabs on blacker acting a cheater for the new
line broken already. They've had Various issues
with that when you transform them for the first
time sometimes, right? Yeah, and how what you
know what shipment that was and you know like
Megatron they're talking about the some of the
the rubberized they're saying are very flimsy
and well, I never intend to transform these again.
They're display pieces. Yep, that's the good
thing now that. Most of the things now Hasbro
is doing for transformers is they're packaging
them in robot mode. Now I know as kids awesome.
It is awesome. And now I know as kids, you know,
back in the eighties, they packaged them in vehicle
mode. Cause the whole point is to transform them,
to discover the rope, you know, to have that
thrilling feeling of getting through the, however
many steps transformation is. And that's the
other thing I like about Hasbro, what Hasbro
is doing now. They're telling you, this figure
transforms in 27 steps. And here are those steps
in order for you to do it. Back in the day, the
instruction manuals were there, but they weren't
very detailed. Well, to some degree, some of
them aren't today. Um, and some of the things
I like about like, for instance, the trans arts,
uh, toys, the trans metal figures, they transform
their, they're like upscaled and upgraded versions
of the original toy. So they transform in the
exact same way. So you don't, if you know how
to do the one 25 years ago, you're upset. Whereas,
you know, in the masterpiece things, like I have
primal, I've transformed him from beast to a
robot. Once and I've left him in robot. I've
never even changed the face plates because I'm
too afraid of breaking it and so You know, I've
I've got it. It works. It does what it needs
to do. But like I have no intention I'm never
transforming it and the same thing goes if I
get any of the other masterpieces whether third
-party or the regular line I don't intend on
ever transforming any of them. They're gonna
stay in robot their display and then that's it.
Very cool. Very cool. All right, well I think
that's going to do it for Steve's segment. I
don't know what's coming up next here on Toycast
100, folks. I honestly don't know. I have no
clue. I'm just loving doing this with everybody
between Steve Megatron, between Pia, between
Octobotomus. Oh wait, maybe he's coming up next,
because I've got to get him on here at some point.
Frodo Man, just everybody I've had on so far.
I've absolutely loved the discussions. I hope
everyone continues to listen to Toycast episode
100, and we'll be back after this. All right,
we've gotten Steve Megatron's Toy Story, and
now it is time to get Mike the Birdman's Toy
Story, Mike the Birdman from This Week in Geek
up there in Canada. How the hell have you been?
I am doing all right, living the proverbial dream,
as you might say, keeping busy with school activism
and all sorts of other things that begin with
other various letters of the alphabet. Just keeping
busy, not sleeping, you know, the usual. I've
known you since late 2006, early 2007, whenever
it was that Twig got launched, and I remember
listening to you and Steve Snowball Sailor and
everybody else over at Twig back in the day,
and I remember over these last almost a decade
or more kind of thing that you love collecting
toys. Now, you have had several times in this
time where you've had to sell off your toys,
but how do you approach Collecting toys for your
collection. Do you like them to be mint on card,
mint in box? Do you open them? Do you only open
them for display? Do you open them, transform
them, put them back in the box? How do you do
it, Mike? How do you like your toy collection
to be? That depends on what I'm collecting specifically.
As you mentioned, I've had, I have had to sell
my certain toy collections off over the years,
uh, to pay for like my wheelchair or other certain
medical expenses that aren't covered. But, uh,
in the last couple of years, I've been able to
restore some of my collection and I'm only focused.
focusing on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Specifically,
I focused on the Legacy collection done by Bandai.
Now I'm focusing on Mighty Morphin as done by
the Lightning collection by Hasbro. I've started
to collect some Transformers recently, but I
have two Transformers in box. I've got Gigawatt,
which is the one based on DeLorean from Back
to the Future. Yep. Ectotron, which is based
upon the Ghostbusters Ecto -1 car. They're still
mint in box on my shelf. I'm never going to open
those probably. I'm never going to say never
though, but I prefer to open my toys to display.
Uh, as for transforming them, it depends on how
complex the transformation is, whether I want
to break them. Uh, I, I'm 40 years old or my,
my patience is remarkably low. But that being
said, sometimes I prefer the vehicle mode. Sometimes
I prefer, uh, the robot mode. One of the, one
of the lines I've been collecting for transformer
specifically. is a line that doesn't transform.
And that is the Transformers Red series by Hasbro.
And I've got Soundwave and I've got Megatron
and I've got a war for Cybertron. I think it
is, or maybe it's Earthrise Starscream. He's
the only one that transforms. Oh, and I have
an ultra magnet too, but I've never transformed
them into vehicle mode. I don't like the way
they look. So I'm like, I just want a really
cool looking robot mode and the only other one
I have is an Earthrise Trailbreaker because I'm
trying to collect the ones I had as a kid, but
I'm only collecting the best looking robot mode.
The only other toy line I'm focusing on and it's
hyper focused because when I collected Star Wars
toys for two or three years, I collected everything,
vehicles, play sets, role play. It didn't matter.
I got everything I could. Now I'm collecting
Star Wars Black series, which is a bottomless
hole, but I'm more focused. I'm only collecting
Imperial Stormtroopers, like not just, but I'm
collecting all the kind of various versions,
like be they scout troopers, snow troopers, incinerators,
et cetera, or Mandalorian type figures, but I'm
not collecting bow katan because i don't like
her armor i'm collecting mando in his original
armor and beskar and i open those suckers the
only of those toys i have not opened is i have
a snow trooper That is on the 40th anniversary
of Empire Strikes Back's black series card back
because it looks like the original Kenner one
from the 80s. And that's because I've got a double.
I got a double that I could open. I guess I forgot
that I ordered it or I got it for Christmas or
something. And I'm like, you know what? This
guy looks great on card, I'm just gonna leave
him. But for the most part, I open my toys, I
display them, I might fiddle with them on my
desk for a couple of days, but otherwise they
find a nice place on a shelf where I can display
them. The only ones that are in storage right
now are my Power Rangers, because I had a small
flood last year. I'm not quite comfortable putting
books back on the floor. so I can clear out a
spot for them. Right. Because I'm only hyper
focusing on Mighty Morphin, I can afford to spend
$30 here and there. The most expensive set I've
bought in for Power Rangers is I spent $60 for
a two pack. So I'm getting two figures of Power
Rangers SPD. Cause that's the only other series
I really dug. I suppose if they do Power Rangers
RPM, maybe I'll have to rethink that approach,
but a big fan of SPD. So, yeah, I mean, it's
cool. One of the coolest figures I ever got was
through a friend of mine. He's a fairly big YouTuber
named Linkara, and he's a Power Ranger nut too.
He went to Power Morphicon a couple years ago
and got me the exclusive Lord Dragon figure.
from the legacy line and that was never released
at retail. So that's really cool. People were
saying, Oh, leave them in the box. Leave them
in the box. Nope. Fuck that. Look them out. I
kept the box as a just in case. But now there's
a lightning collection Lord Drakken, which Oh
yeah, I actually have one of those in box because
there was a pricing error on amazon .ca and you
could pick them up for like 13 bucks. So I picked
one up. as a trade bait for later. And that's
something I used to do. I don't do it now because
of financial, but maybe pick up a figure I know
is going to be sought after later and I'll just
one. And that's my thing with, with like toy
collecting. Don't be a jerk off because there
are people and we know this in toy circles. That's
scalp They'll find the most desirable figure
from a line if it's transformers. It's almost
always gonna be an optimist It's almost always
gonna be a sound wave stars or a Megatron and
They're gonna sit on them like right now as of
this recording. I don't know when this is coming
out Netflix's Earthrise sound wave is highly
sought after. You can buy that figure in Canada
for about I think about 40 bucks. I see people
scalping him on average for about 120 plus. Yeah,
you're an asshole. I mean, sure, what the free
market decide? No, man, fuck you. Ultimately,
share the wealth. If you want to buy one to trade
for something, I don't see that being a problem
because both people are happy. But if you are
sitting on these and hoarding them like a jerk,
you're a jerk. I mean, there's no other way around
it. I used to collect certain vintage things
and I do have some vintage items in my house.
One of the things, this is a really fun story.
I had to sell off my Ghostbusters stuff years
ago after I restored a 1980s vintage Ghostbusters
firehouse. I had, I went through all the process
of finding the doors on eBay. I got the sign,
which is the piece that is most often missing
from the firehouse. And I had to sell it because
I had to move or I had to pay for something.
And the guy I sold it to sent me a message one
day is like, Hey Mike, I know you're moving.
You've always been a good dude. You've been a
great guy to me. Send your wife to come grab
something. And I'm thinking, Oh, okay. And then
Devin gave me back my Ghostbusters Firehouse.
Oh, wow. Yeah. So I was super surprised about
that. And I've still got it. It sits with my
vintage Echo One, which I restored. I picked
up a junker on eBay for like 10 bucks. and I
followed the instructions from a YouTube channel
called, I think it was retro blasting, showed
you how to remove the yellowing from plastic
using peroxide or something. So I had this thing
sit outside in the sun for like two days using
this particular chemical treatment. And so I
took apart the vehicle, I scrubbed it, I did
everything I could. This thing looks like it
came off the shelf in 1988 or whatever. Um, that's
cool. Another cool thing that I have is trying
to think what's another neat piece. It's not
necessarily a toy, but it's a 3D print I have
of something. Uh, for Valentine's day, my wife
got me a clone trooper helmet from Star Wars
Republic Commando. So the local 3D printer guy
here that I use. printed me the clone trooper
sev which is the clone trooper helmet that has
the bloody handprint across it and this 3d printed
helmet i'm surprised at how good the quality
is and it's heavy like it's cosplay ready now
i didn't take the measurements for my head right
so it doesn't fit but it looks cool like it's
got a welder's visor in it so you could basically
put a flare off in my face But yeah, I mean,
I love collecting toys for display. The only
other really cool vintage items I have is I have
a vintage Megazord that has all the parts. I
have a vintage Dragonzord, but because I put
them in the storage improperly, the tip of his
tail broke off. So he's complete except for that
little bit of damage. So I'm always on the lookout
on eBay for a new Dragonzord tail. I love roleplay
items. If I had to say I love anything like I
love guns, I love blasters, I love lightsabers.
The thing I used to collect for years, and this
is what I was really known for in the Star Wars
community, I used to collect a lot of Star Wars
FX lightsabers, and I had every one from Master
Replicas except one variant of Luke's return
of the Jedi version. The lightsabers, I only
have two sabers left now, maybe three. One is
a Luke ESB, so that's Luke's from the Empire
Strikes Back. that is a restore project I'm working
on right now. Cause a couple of years ago, and
this is, this is something important for collectors
to keep in mind. Take the batteries out of your
toys. If you're not going to use them because
because corrosion had crept into the battery
compartment of my lightsaber and had eroded the
wires connecting the speaker. So a friend of
mine, Liam next door is performing microsurgery
on this 20 year old lightsaber thinking, okay,
I can get you a replacement speaker. Can we do
the wiring without fucking it up? Um, and the
other lightsaber I have is the first ever not.
First ever, but the first production model master
replicas attack of the clones, Anakin lightsaber.
And that's before they started using the sequential,
uh, LEDs they would use with Anakin's attack
of, uh, revenge of the Sith saber, which was
the one you could buy at best buy for like $20
at one point. They had so many of them. I used,
um, EL wire. EL wire is the stuff they put underneath
cars to give it that really cool, um, Uh, after
glow, you see it in, in, uh, in, uh, computer
cases now. And then I have a Darth Vader. I think
it's a new hope lightsaber, but that was the
Hasbro version, which the components were a little
different compared to the master replicas thing.
And master replicas was always, in my opinion,
the better one, but they couldn't get certain
dimensions. Right. Cause I know they're cause
with the Hasbro ones, you can remove the blades.
From them, which is something that the master
replica ones could never do Although if you still
duel with these things, which you can do you
can still fight with them But if you hit them
hard enough, you'll break the LEDs and then the
blade only only lights up so far I've been a
huge fan of those I've owned a Master Replicas
Revenge of the Sith Obi -Wan Kenobi lightsaber
which I sold in college still kicking myself
in the ass over that because that thing I think
retails for over $2 ,000 now. I think I paid
a little over four for it. And you see, that's
what happens when you give a young college kid
money. I was like, oh, wow, I get to use this
money on school. Let me buy a toy. Obviously,
I don't do that anymore because no. But yeah,
like there's so much about toys I love and some
of the best work is being done in the little
kid toys. And here's what I mean. Playmobil.
That's right. Playmobil has one of the best DeLorean
toys that you're not paying over $100 for. You
can get this thing at Walmart for like 30 bucks.
It lights up. It doesn't make sounds, but you
get Doc Brown, you get Marty, I think you get
Einstein and the doors light up or not the doors,
the DeLorean lights up. It's got all these cool
effects with the flux capacitor lights up. And
the Ecto -1 and the Ecto -1A. The Ecto -1A is
the rare variant because there weren't too many
produced. You can find it, but it has Ghostbusters
2 decals to it. The attention to detail on those
lines is phenomenal. And they're little kid toys.
Hell, even the Ghostbusters Playmobil's Firehouse
puts the other one... to shame. You get Louis
Tully, you get Janine, I think as a figure, you
get a ghost and you get all these little things
that work in that firehouse. I think there's
a video on retro blastings channel that shows
off the firehouse and it's really impressive.
Like I'm I would love to see them do a, um, night
rider or an air wolf or something like that.
I mean, if they're going to keep farming these
kind of legacy franchises, I would love to see
them do something like that. Cause an air wolf
helicopter, a proper in scale model would be
really awesome. But the last time we heard from
the air wolf, there was like a comic book a million
years ago and it didn't look anything like the
classic 1980 series for me. toys are meant to
be opened. They're meant to be played with to
a certain extent. And if you're a high end prop
guy, or if you have a 3d printer, you cannot
beat the feeling of holding a blaster in your
hand. feeling the weight, feeling the trigger
move if you happen to be smart enough to 3D print
that mechanic into it, or you know how to assemble
your own kit. I love that type of interactivity.
I think it's neat. I mean, when else am I ever
going to get the hold an M41A pulse rifle that
isn't sitting in a museum somewhere? It's never
going to happen, nor am I going to pay thousands
of dollars to have someone make me one. I love
3D printing what it has brought. I love the fact
that if you collect vintage Kenner, you can make
your own weapons to get reproduction weapons
for certain things. I think that's really great.
You get all these things that you couldn't have
experienced for like toy collecting now has never
been more accessible. Because of eBay, because
of Etsy, because of Facebook marketplace. Sure,
toy collecting is expensive, but if you're like
me and you hyper -focus on something, it's completely
doable. I remember at one time I only collected
Obi -Wan figures because I love the look of Obi
-Wan. And now that I'm super focused on just
a couple of Transformers and some Power Rangers
and maybe some Star Wars, it's completely doable
and it's completely within budget. Also, I'm
going to say something really controversial here,
Mike. You better prepare. I have bought some
knockoff transformers on eBay. Blast for me.
You can't tell the difference unless you're a
super dork. I have a sound wave that sits by
the Walmart blaster. Transformed. And he looks
great. And you know what? I'm going to continue
to enjoy that. Cause you know what? That was
worth 30 bucks to me. He's just going to sit
there and transformed. You know, Steve Megatron
probably already said this in his clip, but Hasbro
is really coming around to the whole must be
in, like if you're doing specific to like transformers,
the movie or beast wars, they have to be hyper
focused animation model, real kind of thing.
Cause if you look at the kingdom figures. Oh
my god, Beast Wars Megatron. He never looked
so good. He's the only one that I got. I'm getting
him for Valentine's Day. Oh, wow. Yeah, he's
the only kingdom figure that I wanted. Optimus
Primal. If I happen to come across him, we'll
talk. But Megatron, I had to because that looks
so on model. Yeah, and I gotta say this is from
another recording folks that we were talking
about this But a buddy of mine or somebody that's
in the star Joe's group I don't know if you're
in there and I don't have to invite you but anyway
star Joe's is a podcast that Ryan Drost and Chuck
Everett started so they have this group on Facebook
and someone posted in there oh my god look i
found a star wars black series jar jar and i'm
looking at the picture of of this guy with the
figure and i'm like oh cool i gotta send that
to mike so i'll have to send that to you uh so
you can see the figure yeah so i don't know what's
gonna happen next here in toy cast 100 folks
i don't know whose toy story i'm gonna be getting
next at some point during this you're gonna hear
my own toy story because i don't think i've said
it yet mike before i let you go where can the
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And one final thing to pitch. is we are starting
a new actual play podcast for a tabletop role
playing game. We're going to be starting a Stargate
twig, which stands for tactical weapons integration
group. which is powered by Wyvern Gaming's Stargate
SG -1, which is basically D &D fifth edition,
but with Stargate. So if you ever wanted to shoot
a dragon in the face with a P90, you could probably
do that now. So yeah, that'll be launching sometime
very soon. As of this recording, we just recorded
episode zero. So I'll be looking for that rather
soon. Very cool, very cool. All right, folks,
we'll be back after this. Respect my authority.
My hero Oh get down toy cast 100 continues on
as Always this time around returning is peak
on court Michael. Hello, sir. Hey, how's it going?
It's going and we've had so many cool people
stop by the show at this point now toy cast 100
originally Back in the day because this show
has not had an episode since 2014 however back
back in the day Toycast 100 was going to be this
big video production because you were going to
get out your Fort Max and your Brave Max and
all this other Maximus Transformerness and do
some sort of weird video thing is what I remember
you saying way back when. But yeah, I'm doing
this instead. So basically, as you've already
heard, folks, it's time to get Michael's story
of how he likes having his collection, whether
he's mint in box, mint on card, or whether he
opens up his toys and, you know, destroys them.
As soon as you pull them out of a package, you
lose 50 % of the value. That's true. But then
again, most people don't go into the back of
Target and try to steal them. Well, that was
just the one time. I still love that story. You've
embellished us so much. And then Wilson swung
in on a vine and had a sword and he said, army
hearties, hand over your booty. And the target
employee was like, what? In my case, if I tried
to do that now, it would be all about Funko pops.
I'm so over Funko pops anyway. So yes, how do
you prefer to display your collection, sir? I
have, um, I like to say I have one of each of
all the Transformers, right? And so I have an
entire wall of, uh, shelving units. And, uh,
when I bought my house, you know, I specifically,
you know, picked my office because it had like
a, uh, an alcove type thing. Um, and I knew that
I wanted to put shelving units in there. So my
shelving units are, let's say, six feet tall,
two feet deep, and about 12 feet wide. And there's
like four of them here, and they're about the
size of very large industrial -sized refrigerators.
And they're all built out of oak, and I've got
plexiglass covering so I can see. Uh, and then
we've got lights in there so I can turn on the
lights. There's a hidden switch over here You
can't see it because this is audio, but if you
go this is audio But uh, you know you hit the
switch and the lights come on. I got two levels
of lights and it's it's nice It's a nice setup
and you know, i've got You know 84 85 86 87 i've
got uh beast wars beast machines My god, a bunch
of japanese stuff up in the top shelves and Transformers
animated, I got Armada and all pretty much anything
up through what like 2005 -2007 are in these
shelves and then I have another closet that's
you know it's a closet it's like 12 feet of space
and I've got a bunch of shelving units in there
too and that's where I put all the stuff that
I haven't taken out of the box so I have all
my mint and mint on card stuff and all my Uh,
it's in box stuff in the closet. You might remember
a couple of years ago. I had a flood in the basement.
Yup. And which is why I have everything on the
bottom shelf is in plastic Tupperware bins because
I used to store it all in, uh, apple crates,
you know, just like from the grocery store and
cardboard. And I had two big apple crates full
of really well i'll say really old well some
of it's really old it's just um instruction booklets
and card backs and boxes that were folded flat
and the sad thing is is the oldest stuff was
on the bottom so i had a lot of like transformer
collector points you know clipped off from the
boxes and old owner's manuals and a lot of tech
specs you know clipped from uh transformers like
g1 stuff and all in the bottom of these boxes
that got ruined. It was heartbreaking and throw
it all away. But yeah, so now the bottom of the
of the closet is all, you know, plastic bins.
And then on the shelves above that, you know,
I'm not so precious about it, but I got a lot
of box stuff in there. And then I've got cubicles.
They're like, you know, it's the type of thing
you get at Target. It's just like, yeah, bins.
It's like bins. Yeah, and I've got bins. So I've
got was a four by four I had 16 bins just full
of transformers And these are all open You know
some of these i've got for my rescue bots because
we used to do rescue bots rolled to the rescue
I've got a lot of the uh, you know the power
of the prime so the later stuff the latest stuff
that came out in the last couple of years i've
got a lot of Uh, transformers prime. That's what
I got in there. Oh, oh, oh, um, it's combiner
sets. What were those called? Power core combiners.
Yes. Yeah. I got a whole bin of power core combiners.
You want to know how I know that is because in,
uh, in preparation for Toycast 100 I am going
back through All of the old toy cast links and
fixing them so I can promote all the old episodes
from that old show And I'm up to episode 70.
Let our power cores combine I really liked power
core combiners at the time. I I mean I really
like combiners in general, so power core combiners
were huge for me. Even though the arms and legs
were just drones and they kind of had a weird
spring gimmick. The Power of the Prime stuff,
the combiners, were really just like a renaissance
in combining. I've got all of those on display
in my oak shelves. Not to be confused with the
old stuff, but the new stuff, I've got a I've
got a an office kind of furniture set up here
where I've got if you remember you pricing pictures
of it up the upstairs in the living room I used
to have like a Huge oak entertainment center.
Mm -hmm that with a TV in the middle of it. Well
downstairs and now it's downstairs so on that
I have more toys now stack because books and
toys but that's where i keep my uh power core
combiner power the primes not power core combines
the uh you know the new ones and my desk this
is the funny thing uh the desk unit you know
is is you know it's taller than me it's probably
about six feet tall not not quite as tall as
the uh the shelving units it's it's kind of like
an entertainment center except there's there's
cabinets but behind the behind these and this
is the The funny thing I have stacked like all
the deluxe size toys. So i've got i've got probably
about uh Oh, man, if I can stack them about seven
or eight tall behind there. There's probably
room for Yeah, i'd probably say maybe maybe about
a hundred good hard man. Yeah, probably about
a hundred uh carded uh figures behind my desk
that i'll probably never see unless I pull the
desk out. Uh, and then on top of the desk, I
have all my titanium series, the, uh, die cast.
The real question is where does Dr. Doofenshmirtz
fit into all of this? Oh, he's on, he's on my
entertainment center in front of my book. You
know, it's funny. I've got, um, uh, I have, uh,
you know, um, this is a, huh, an optimist prime.
Punchy pop so it's he's got a he's got a sucker
sticking out of the top of his head And and he's
got little levers on his on the back and if you
push him eat this little punchin punchy things
And it's just a novelty item and then next to
that I have some doctor who paraphernalia this
is a sonic screwdriver a couple of them and then
We went to Disney World and and they have the
droid factories where you can put together your
own little r2d2 Right. So I've got a couple of
these in different colors and then right next
to that is my different smurts pointing a frog
gun at Perry the platypus Very cool. Very cool.
I remember I had to basically twist your wife's
arm to get you that for your birthday I'm only
allowed one collection. So, you know, give me
I cuz I like I like the 80s stuff when I grew
up I would come home from school and watch GI
Joe Transformers and he man And I had a sizable
He -Man collection when I was little. And my
best friend, his dad bought him all the G .I.
Joe. So, I mean, we had a lot of toys to play
with after school. And if I went back and I mean,
yeah, sure, I could go back and buy a bunch of
G .I. Joe, you know, because I love G .I. Joe.
I mean, it probably wouldn't be that hard to
get a full selection of He -Man stuff, too. But
my wife only allowed me to have one. She's like,
Nope, you're not going out. You have a lot of
one. Yeah, I have one of each of all the transformers
But you know one of each of all the he man or
one of each of all the GI Joe We'd be in the
poor house Well, you know since you need one
of each of everything and you have power core
combiners of all things You do realize you're
gonna have to get the transformers funko pops
at some point, right? Well, that's the funny
thing is I haven't bought anything since Oh,
um, not earth. What was the one before earth
rise? It was a siege. No, that's siege. Yeah.
It's war for Cybertron siege. And then there's
earth rise and then there's kingdom. I was going
to say, cause I've got a whole bin here of war
for Cybertron, but those are older. Uh, so siege.
Yeah. I pretty much stopped buying stuff around
siege or before siege. So I, I don't have any
siege. I don't have any earth rise. You should
be getting those Storios Studio 668086 things.
Yeah, maybe. I haven't seen them in stores. I
really, I've been looking actually for the Kingdom
because I'm really interested in the updated
Beast Wars figures. You could always just pre
-order them on Big Bad Toy Store, I'm just saying.
Part of the fun is the hunt, right? If you really,
really want the figures and you don't mind waiting
for them. You know, at least you're guaranteed
to get them versus driving yourself insane to
I I just went to Target. Oh, it was a Walmart
We stopped into the Walmart and I looked and
they had all the Netflix figures so they had
wheeljack and they had Alita one and And I was
sorely tempted. I'm thinking, you know, I I could
probably pick these up but Part of me was like,
yeah, I'm not gonna do that You never know. That's
where I'm at right now. I'm at the realization
now that I'm sitting on just a metric but ton
of toys. Plastic, yeah. Yeah, and I don't really
know what I'm going to do with them. Well, you
know, you leave them to your children. That's
why you had kids in the first place. You can
leave all your shit to your kids. I think I...
Yeah, I had expected to like sell them so that
I would have like cash to have my kids as opposed
to A burden that they're going to have to carry
through the rest of their lives, you know It's
like oh great. What are we gonna do a death plastic?
You know, I don't know throw it away burn it.
I don't care. Yeah It's like but you know, i've
got a japanese fort max, what are you what are
you doing? You can't just Give it away for pennies
on the dollar Yeah, you kind of can't Well, that's
the sad thing is you know, I there are there
are Probably a few people and I know most of
them right few people who could actually value
this set Yeah But You know, it's it's hard it's
like I I don't know. I mean they're more valuable
to me because they're mine, but You know, how
would you go to somebody and say, hey, I have
an orange, you know, G2 Devastator with all of
his stickers and all of his accessories. You
know, I'll give it to you for $300. It's like,
wait a minute. It's a chuck of plastic. What
does this, what does this mean? It would be hard
to sell. It would be harder to sell than it would
be to part with, to be honest, because I'm I
I see myself getting to the point in the next
decade or so where I might be looking to unload
it I Mean, you know, but like you said, you know
throw it on eBay and people will go nuts for
it, especially with those, you know Throw it
on eBay with a reserve obviously and if it meets
the reserve then boom. There you go money in
your hand Yeah, and then and then eBay gets 10
% Geez, I hate eBay now. It's not like you can,
you know, take it to a convention or something
because those don't exist anymore. Well, you
know, it's funny. I, I know a guy who, well,
I know a few guys, but one guy in particular,
she goes to conventions and sell stuff. He invited
me to go with, and he said, you know, we can
split a booth and you can just bring like your
toys. And he's like, dude, you'd be surprised
how much money you'd make in a weekend. And I
thought, well, that's, you know, it's, it's a
big responsibility because it's like, you have
to know how much things are valued and, and price
them accordingly and put them out and then sell
them. And I'm just not much of a salesperson.
True. But again, regardless of whatever eBay
takes off the top, you still get a goodly chunk
of them. Again, you set a reserve. If the reserve
is met, then, you know, I mean, All the stuff
you have is the big bucks is, is worth like your
collection. You know, if Rick from pond stars
came in there and be like, okay, I'll give you
a $50 ,000 or you know what, whatever, you know,
well, there was a transformers episode. There
was, and that collection was awesome. I mean,
you know, I like to say I have one of each, but
that the guy in the pond stars had. five or six
of each yes and and he had them lined up on a
in a room is this you know and the collection
was huge and granted maybe one or two of each
one was complete yeah but he still had five or
six that's like holy cow why would you why would
you keep those you know i mean if you got one
that's complete just keep that maybe two tops
so you display them in both modes but Why keep
five or six? But the guy came in and said, I'll
give you a bottle cap for this entire room. And
it's like, what? I would, I think he offered
him like five grand or something. Yeah, something
like that. I don't know. Yeah. I would have told
him. I think he did tell him to get the hell
out, but that's, yeah, he, he didn't sell. I'm
pretty sure he did not sell to Rick from Pawn
Stars. Thanks. Yeah. Cause that's, I, yeah, I,
I would be. I'd be disgruntled. You're like,
what do you mean? And I'm sure he was the guy
that was trying to sell it. Probably. And if
part of me was like, wow, maybe if I just sold
him like one shelf at a time and You know, like
I have one shelf that's all micro masters What
if I sold just my micro masters or what if I
sold just my g2 shelf or what if I you know just
sold off my You know, probably wouldn't get nearly
as much money for like transformers animated
but You know because these are mostly guys just
right off the shelf, right? Yeah, right, you
know a target. Yeah You can you so get those
pretty handily, but yeah, I I don't know I get
a lot of toys and I just don't know what to do
with them. And like I said, I'm not sure if I'm
ready to part with them. If anybody wants to
make Michael an offer, send it to feedback at
yecastradio .com. Alright, I think that's gonna
do it for us. We are gonna take a quick break
and come back with Whomever else I have on this
episode toy cast 100 100 episodes When do we
start the show 2009? Yes almost 13 14 years,
even though it hasn't had an episode since 2014
We do have plans to do the top 100 toys on GCR
n so I'm sure that would be syndicated here at
some point, and of course, this is the first
time you've heard about this, and I'll have to
give you all the details off air. But yeah, so
Toycast 100 continues on next. I'm rather embarrassed,
General Solo, but it appears you are to be the
main course at banquet in my honor. Everyone
else, transform and roll out! Alright, we are
back here inside Toycast 100, and... This guy
might be the guest that was on the show the least.
The least, but maybe the largest impact. I don't
know about that. I'm just kidding. I was busy.
I don't know about all that. Yeah, you were busy.
I peaked in 2010 with three episodes. That's
right. And of course we're talking about none
other than Mr. Optimus Solo. Hello, sir. Hello.
That's not what the name of my thing is on this
record, though. Yes, well that doesn't make any
damn bit of difference. Oh, okay. You know, I
mean I see you treat your guests I see what it
really says, but it really says is solo Mac It's
no, you know a new flavor of mac and cheese coming
soon from the GCR and the effing great one That
would be me. That's the only lights up when I
talk though You know, I have a mute button for
you over here too, right? Good. You're gonna
need it. So we are here as always and as ever
and whatever else you can tell we just love each
other here at Toycast, don't we folks? Getting
the toy stories of how you keep your collection
and I've been asking everybody that's been on
so far what their story is. Obviously when we
were kids the whole collection. Collecting didn't
really... Become a thing for us until like the
late 90s when we all graduated high school, I
think in a way I Mean boy I've always been a
collector for my entire life our parents actually
Kind of started us all on our own individual
collections when we were really little for like
vacation purposes so like whenever we would visit
a new stage or go wherever. I mean, we didn't
go a lot of places, but whatever we did, my brother
would collect shot glasses. I don't know why
shot glasses, but that was his thing. And my
sister would collect those like souvenir spoons
that you see everywhere. And I collected key
chains. I still have all of them actually. So
I probably have like, I don't know, 50 key chains,
100 key chains, something like that. So I've
always been somewhat of a collector. And then
I think what really probably solidified that
with me was baseball cards because I was definitely
a collector of baseball cards. And I guess cards
are a little different than toys in a way. I
mean, I guess you could try to put them in the
same boat, but it's a little different because
part of the part of just getting baseball cards
is a collector aspect of it. Like not everybody.
I mean, some people put them in their bike spokes
and let them, you know. make them sound like
they're driving a motorcycle instead of riding
a bicycle or some of them maybe got manhandled
a little bit more, but part of me buying baseball
cards was collecting them, putting them in, you
know, protective things, logging them, you know,
alphabetizing them, doing stuff like that. Yeah,
absolutely, yeah. So I think I kind of had it
instilled in me a little bit. I mean, I agree
with you though, like when it came to actual
toys, action figures, things of that nature,
like it definitely was more playing with them
until I got to the age where I started working
at Target. And that's probably when I started
collecting. Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that
we were never collecting things, but we weren't.
We weren't going out to KB Toys or Target or
Walmart or Toys R Us. We weren't going out there
to get a mint in box, Optimus Prime 1984, and
just leave it in the box. We were going to rip
that thing open. We were going to twist his joints
and have him fight Megatron and whatever else.
That's kind of the point of me saying that we
weren't really, as kids, we weren't collecting
the actual action figures. The shot glasses thing
is interesting because I now have a connection
to you and your brother because I used to do
that. Every airport I visited, I would get it
from whatever city I would end up being in because
I used to fly a lot. And it wasn't about the
fact that it was a shot glass. It was just about
something small from that city that I could just
put up on a shelf and be fine. I don't even think.
Yeah, I always found it odd because like you
literally growing up in the house that I grew
up in, you couldn't even find a drop of alcohol
anywhere. Like nobody in my family drank. There
was no alcohol ever in the house. So it's just
odd that one of the collections was a shot glass
collection. but whatever. To each their own.
To each their own, I guess. What was your first
big purchase as a kid? I didn't make a whole
lot of big purchases as a kid. I had to rely
on birthdays and Christmas for the most part
maybe the occasional Easter We might have got
something but a lot of the times it was birthday
parties You know, whatever my friends would give
me and whatever my family would get me and then
Christmases ended up being a big deal because
that's when I probably got a majority of of my
items and I want to say the first big present
I got if we're talking about just big I Had to
be probably Metroplex. Oh wow So I remember what
my parents did while I was growing up, while
my dad was still alive, was for Christmas we
would have all kinds of presents that were wrapped
and underneath the tree, which we would investigate.
We would size up. We would shake. We would try
to predict in our heads what they are for however
many weeks it was between when they went up and
when Christmas came. So two, three, four weeks,
whatever it was. And then we would go to bed
on Christmas Eve, wake up Christmas morning and
there would be one... larger package, well not
package, there would be one larger present that
was unwrapped sitting under the tree, you know,
your so -called Santa present or whatever you
wanted to call it. And so I do remember at a
very young age that my Santa present the one
year was an unwrapped Metroplex sitting under
the tree. Oh, wow. So I do remember that specifically.
That was cool. Most of the other toys I got,
I remember them being wrapped. I think I had,
for like the Santa presents, I don't remember
a lot of them. I remember Metroplex. I remember
like a train set. And there was probably some
other, I remember a hamster one year. So things
like that. But most of my other toys, toy wise,
would have been wrapped and things of that nature.
I do remember that there was a moment in time
past probably my younger years, but maybe my
fourth, fifth, sixth grade years type thing where
there was, I wasn't, the internet didn't exist.
So it's not like we had this plentiful information
source that we could just go and find what was
what and what's going on with the world. So in
my mind, I'm a kid. I don't know how the world
works yet. I don't know. What decides what toys
are on the shelves? I don't know that they're
tied to, you know, what's popular and what's
making money and what's on TV and things of that
nature. Like for me, it's just when you're at
the toy store, you go find the action figure
aisle or you go find the boys toys aisle or whatever,
and you would walk down and see what was there.
And I remember at one point I did have somewhat
of a kind of on the hunt mentality where I would
needlessly go through these aisles looking for
Transformers toys that didn't exist. Because
they weren't on the shelves there for a little
bit of time. And I do remember always, I still
would always check. I would always check. I would
always go see if there was any Transformers.
And, you know, we're in the era where it was
probably more like, you know, Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles, you know, Power Rangers, Pokemon,
you know, stuff like that. But I do remember
always being on the hunt and at least checking.
Like I always was hoping like I would. I think
what happened one time is I was at like a Kmart
or something. And at least at that time in our
area, Kmart was almost known as like. They were
like behind like they were still holding on to
stuff that was popular like a year or two ago
or something like that So I remember being at
Kmart once and finding a transformer toy that
I hadn't seen on shelves in like a long time
So then I was like it might have confused me
as a as a child because then I was like Well,
it can always happen like it could always be
there, you know There's no set thing that says
there can't be a transformer on the shelf when
I walk in there So that's the earliest I remember
being on the hunt, but Metroplex would have been
the first big toy Yeah I, it's so funny because
I remember things like my Christmas is evolving
until they finally culminated in 1992 when I
was 12. But basically each year that I remember,
like from I'd say the time I was five until the
time I was 12, obviously. So seven years, 85,
86, 87, somewhere. at those points was some sort
of transformer thing, and it wasn't even the
big ones. It wasn't a Metroplex, it wasn't an
Omega Supreme, it wasn't Devastator, but it was
like characters that I liked or that I wanted,
like Hot Rod or Blur or Rodimus Prime or whatever,
that kind of thing. When Turtles hit, it was
like, okay, I have the four Turtles, I have Splinter
and I have Shredder. For Christmas, I want Bebop
and Rocksteady, that kind of thing. For 87, 88,
89... 89, 90, and 91 were probably Simpsons stuff
because, hello, I mean, Bartman was everywhere,
and then 92, it... Oh, no. Somewhere in the 85
to 89 somewhere, I ended up with a Sega Master
System one year... Oh, there you go, there you
go. Oh, I do remember then one of our other Santa
presents was a Nintendo. Oh, worst decision I
ever made. I went into the, I went in, I remember
this vividly and I'm probably, I don't think
I've told this story on this, on episode 100
yet, but I know I've told it in the past. That
earlier that year, they were, I think advertising
for the Nintendo or the Nintendo Entertainment
Center system, the Sega. Whenever they were supposed
to come out at whatever holiday it was, they
were advertising that these are coming soon in
the, in the. in the store and the store was a
thing called Child World. I had never been in
the Toys R Us. We always, in Massachusetts, it
was always Child World. That is the creepiest
name for a store that I have ever heard in my
life. It was actually very much similar to Two
Toys R Us, except it didn't have a giant creepy
giraffe stalking children. Until that store went
out of business, whatever happened to it kind
of thing, that was the store that I would go
to. I remember that year, my mom was like, okay,
if Santa got you either one of these things,
which one would you want? And I told her the
Sega Master System and I went on a... It's like
I always say, I watched Transformers more than
I watched G .I. Joe. I watched Thundercats more
than... I mean, I watched Silverhawks, but like
it's that choice of which one do you want to
watch? And it was like, it set me on this path
that I don't even know what would have happened
if I had an NES when I was a kid. Seeming wrong
since the beginning. I don't remember ever Specifically
asking for like a specific toy. I could be wrong
I might not just be remembering right but I don't
ever remember asking for like Optimus Prime Bumblebee
You know this that and the other it was more
like a theme like what show or what? Property
were you into so like my mom just kind of knew
like there were certain years that were transformers
years There was certain years that were Star
Wars years. I remember one year. It was like
a micro machine year I got all kinds of different
micro machines and play sets and different things
like that You know, there was probably a turtles
a year or two, you know GI Joe in there somewhere,
etc But it was more so I guess my mom just would
like pick and choose what she wanted to get Oh,
I remember when you're being a Lego year, too
But I think she would just kind of pick and choose
out of you know, the different different price
points and whatever the case may be. Maybe she
watched some of it with me and knew some of the
characters. I don't know. I didn't ever have
a list of the specific people. I have to give
my mom kudos because she was always very much
in tune with what I wanted or what I needed.
That being said, it's weird because there was
certain toys that I always wanted. I don't know
why I never made that known to them. You know
what I mean? I really want this specific action
figure. It's one of those things where you're
like, oh, I always wanted this and then I never
got it. But I also never told anybody I wanted
it, probably except for my friends. It's kind
of just weird. I could probably piece it back
together because one thing that my mom was pretty
good about, at least for the younger years, was
once birthday, everything was unwrapped or once
your Christmas presents were all unwrapped, she
would always take a picture, a Polaroid picture
of me sitting with the hall. You know what I
mean? Like here's me and all the Christmas presents,
here's me and all the birthday presents and I
have those pictures and it's like some of it
you have to have a pretty good eye for what was
what because it's trying to take a bunch of things
in one picture and none of them are close up.
But I do remember being able to look back and
see, well, okay, that's the year I got that or
that's the year I got that. So it's kind of cool
to try to piece it together when I got what?
Yeah. I can always kind of piece together what
I wanted compared to what I actually got by looking
at the old Sears wish books. Okay. Nice. All
right. So you're an adult now. Somewhat. Yes.
We assume. How much of a collection do you have
now and what goes into like how long have you
been building up now I know specifically your
collection story, but I want you to tell it to
everybody else the listeners because You have
told me in the past that you were just hero villain,
that's all you needed, but now you seem to be
getting a multitude of others as well. Well,
no, I was always a big collector of a couple
different lines, so I never threw away any toys,
I never gave away any toys, anything like that,
so I had a decent amount of J .J .Os. small amount
of turtles, small amount of Thundercats and Silverhawks.
I didn't really have many mask toys. I had quite
a bit of Transformers, and that was probably
the biggest part of my collection as a youth.
And then I do remember at one point that it's
the classic story where I came home from something,
I don't know if I wasn't made aware or if I wasn't
paying attention, but somehow my... mom or my
mom and my sister or whoever put on a garage
sale and gave away or sold a good portion of
my He -Man figures, some of my GI Joes. some
of the other random toys. She knew enough not
to put any of the transformers in there because
I didn't lose any transformer during that, but
I did lose a few dozen of some other things.
I want to say it was mainly GI Joe. I don't know
if she had asked me which lines I wasn't into
and then she just assumed that that was okay,
but that was traumatizing nonetheless. So everything
that didn't get sold in that garage sale, I've
still held onto. So I still have probably...
five or six, you know, ten at the most G .I.
Joe figures from my childhood. I have a couple
of the vehicles from my childhood, not the big,
you know, ones that everyone wants, but like
the Snow Cat and some other things. I still have
a couple of He -Man figures. I still have two
Silver Hawks. I have... Just a small amount of
those, but I still have all the Transformers
from my childhood. So that's always stayed with
me. And then once I got to the age of employment
where I was making a known paycheck and buying
things, I continued to collect. Transformers
and Star Wars because I had inherited, when I
was a child, my brother gave me all his Star
Wars, which was the big Darth Vader helmet action
figure case with a lot of the 1970s and 1980s
Star Wars figures. So I inherited that and then
I started buying those at Target and the stores.
The thing was at that point there was no movie.
It was before The Phantom Menace. And much, you
know, it had been a long time since the original
trilogy had aired. So it was more like shadows
of the Empire, powers of, you know, Jedi type
lines. So it was kind of more generic lines,
but like I would buy stuff there here and there
for that. Transformers, it was more so ones.
I remember buying up the a lot of the Beast Wars
figures right away. during my middle school or
high school years whenever it was that they were
on the shelves. I tried to buy up a bunch of
those because I had just discovered that and
kind of gotten back into that. Because I remember
it being a time post -beast wars where we had
like the unicorn trilogy and things like that
happening And I was not interested in buying
the toys for those because I didn't know what
they were I didn't understand the connection
You know what? I mean they those weren't my transformers
type thing Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, but if there
was a line that came out that was more aesthetically
looking like the original line like the classics
line or like the alternators or like things like
that I would scoop those up whenever I saw them
at Target like if we had something like that
I would buy it and I did buy a few of the Unicron
trilogy toys just because a couple toys here
and there like I had a friend and if we thought
they looked cool he worked at Target too you
know if we had one that we just thought looked
cool we would buy it but we weren't buying them
like in mass because it was a show we didn't
watch and it was not the Transformers we grew
up with but anything that resembled the the original
stuff we would scoop up for sure. Like that classics
line was one of my favorites. And then when I
had graduated college, that's when I started
trying to put together, I thought it would be
cool to kind of have like a little series of
figures where I had the main hero and the main
villain and I had shelves on my wall and I was
starting to put those together. So I had He -Man
and Skeletor, had Optimus Prime and Megatron,
had Cobra Commander and Duke. I had, let's see,
I had Moanstar and Quicksilver. I had Lionel
and Mumra and I had Miles Mayhem and Matt Tracker.
I think that's almost as far as I got. I was
trying to put together a few more duos when I
ended up moving into the house and, you know,
a whole bunch of life changes and things like
that. But it was starting to get harder and harder
to find some of the figures. I also had the main
hero and the main villain for Centurions. So
I had those. It would be something that I might
go back to again. I'm not talking about any remakes
or classic versions. I'm talking about searching
and finding the original figures that are intact,
whole, as good as I can find them type things.
I've kind of gone back and forth because of financial
reasons. I go through phases, I think. There's
sometimes where I'm just straight by in Star
Wars and that's the only thing I'm looking for.
Then, if there's just a drought as far as new
figures or whatever, and all of a sudden there's
a new line of Transformers, then I might do that.
It just kind of all depends. The new Netflix
series has got me buying Transformers again,
even though it had been years since I had bought
the last one. I had only been buying Star Wars,
and then right now Star Wars are super hard to
find. I kind of go back and forth between the
two. As far as numbers go... I don't have a number
on the Transformers collection. I need to do
that so I can have an actual count of how many
Transformers I have, so I would strictly be guessing,
but I have a ton. I would guess that Transformers,
I got to be close to four. No, not that far.
I'm probably closer to like 500, but I could
be wrong. I'd have to count them up. I have so
many of the original G1 figures, like a ton of
them. I remember when I graduated college, I
started searching online for ones that I was
missing from the G1 line. I wasn't necessarily
trying to complete it 100%, but just any of those
figures that I knew that I liked that I'd never
had, I was searching out for, so I added a few
that way. Then I've gotten most of the classics
line, a handful of alternators, quite a few Beast
Wars and Beast Machines. I have quite a few.
I'm probably getting close to 500. For Star Wars,
though, if you're counting everything, like the
vehicles, play sets, the 6 inch figures, the
12 inch figures, the regular action size figures,
the 3 and 3 quarter figures. I'm right around
950, so getting real close to 1 ,000 and of that
1 ,000, almost 700 of them are just the regular
action figures. Oh wow. So I have quite a few
of those. Some loose, some boxed. So I have about
500 loose and about 225 or 250 of them still
in the box. Wow, yeah, so that's that's the that's
the biggest part of the collection obviously
and I know it's it's a big thing in the collecting
world whether you Take them apart or whether
you keep them in the box For me it kind of comes
down to a couple different things nothing in
my youth state in a box I Believe then and I
still believe to this point for the most part
that toys are made to play with toys are made
to You know pose display, you know do different
things with So I've always been more prone to
open them The ones that I don't open are more
so whether it's like an exclusive like for example
in the Star Wars world like if it's a You know
a Star Wars convention figure or something like
that where I was the only place you can get them
then I keep those sealed up or if it's like more
of like Something that displays well in the box
and I don't think regular action figures display
well in the package I know you can see through
it. I know it's just a clear plastic and I know
you can see the figure but it's also on a hanging
card You know what I mean? Or certain things
like that. So that's not what I mean by display
well. I mean like it's a box that sits up straight
that has a whole clear opening window that the
figures are displayed well within. So like for
example the Star Wars, throughout time they've
had lines where it's almost like a diorama where
they have the background graphic and then it's
like three or four figures that are enacting
a scene. So if it's something like that, that
you can see it very clearly, I'm more prone to
keep that in a box. But if it's just like a straight
individual figure, most likely I am opening it.
That's the cool thing what Hasbro is doing now
with the Transformers, with the Kingdom line,
with the Earthrise line, the Studio 86 series.
They're including background cutouts that you
can take out of the box and pose with the figures
and whatever else. and Optimus Prime, some of
them from the studio series, some of them from
the War for Cybertron series, and even Amanda
just, I think it was today or yesterday, she
said, what's all this stuff in this bag over
here? And I'm like, oh, yeah, those are some
of those, some of the Transformers. And she's
like, oh, you're too cool to open them or something
like that. And it's not that, it's just that
sometimes it takes me a while. Like I've even
gone... You know when i've been organizing or
sorting things and found stuff that i hadn't
opened yet that wasn't intentional i just never
got around to open it you know they get bought
and they put somewhere and then and then they
don't get open so sometimes it's by accident
i guess our good buddy who's already been on
this episode of pecan corn Michael Michael Wilson
he used to have a whole i used to make fun of
him all the time like why don't you open that
like. You know, we've known him for a decade
or more now kind of thing. And it's like, you
know, back then when we were doing this show
originally back in 2009, 2010, he would tell
me he has this whole closet just filled with
unopened transformers. I'm like, why don't you
open them? I don't know. They're either duplicates
or whatever. And I'm like, There was a brief
moment in time when I worked at Target that I
would buy two of a figure, very brief because
that just becomes super expensive, but where
I would buy two, one to open and one to keep
in the package. I knew there was one line of
Star Wars figures, for example, where you can
look at the back and figure out if it's the first
wave or not that it was ever released based on
the numbers on the back. And working at Target,
I knew that that was the first box we'd ever
gotten. I checked the numbers. They were all
the initial release. You could tell that I'm
getting too deep in the weeds. But you could
tell based on the UPC code and everything else.
So I bought the entire line and kept it in the
package because I knew it was the first run.
And then I would go back and buy them again for
it to be opened. But I only did that once or
twice. And then I was like, I can't do that because
it's diminishing how many things I can buy. Yeah.
Buying two of every figure of every line that
you've ever owned. Right. It would be crazy.
or you've ever wanted, it's just crazy. It's
again, and I've said this throughout this entire
episode, I'm trying to keep it different each
time each person I talk to. That's why I love
Funco, because I don't need to buy two of everything,
because I can just take it out of the box, take
the pictures that I want to take with it, put
it back in the box, and Funcos are the only ones
that I personally think display in the boxes
super well. If I wanted to be super... anal and
Super you are super crafty. I Have a weird trait.
I guess amongst collectors. Maybe not. I said
I've opened everything Which is true for most
things. I also though still have all the packaging
That takes up a lot of space I have probably
I don't know what I have a lot like I in our
storage area. There's one section that is literally
made up of of containers that hold all of the
loose packaging and the boxes that stuff came
in I'm talking about I have like some of the
packaging from the 19 the 80s transformers still.
Yeah. So I have all of it. I could put it back
together and make it look like it was still in
the box if I really wanted to. That stuff does
take up a lot of room. So it does. You have to
kind of pick and choose which one of those you're
going to keep. I've eliminated most of it except
for I think Transformers and Star Wars packaging
is the only stuff that I still have and only
specific ones. But I also remember as a kid thinking
back now. that it might have been one of the
bigger presents. I don't know, but at one point,
talking about the diorama reminded me that my
parents got me like this playset, but it was
like cardboard. like a diorama type thing that
you could put together that was like a Transformers
like headquarters type thing that you could put
together and that was huge that you could then
have like backdrops and things like scenes for
your Transformers. I'd have to look up online
what that actually was but it was Transformers
branded and things like that but it was a big
ordeal that you could put together. Very cool,
very cool. Alright folks, I want to thank Mr.
Optimus Solo for stopping by. I don't know if
this is the end of Toycast 100 or if it's just
the beginning because at this point we're probably
over two hours long for this podcast. I've gotten
a lot of toy stories of how people keep their
collections. I do have a quick question for you.
Yes. Because I haven't heard your other bits
and whatnot. No, you haven't. When you were a
kid, were your friends or anybody else that you
played with allowed to touch all of your toys?
Oh, yeah. Okay, so I don't know if I've told
this story on this episode or not, but... Because
for me, it depended on the line. Okay, so like
I do remember having a huge like there was me
and two different friends and we ended up getting
all of our GI Joe's together and the one guy
just had a ton of them and we went to my one
friend's house who had a pretty decent -sized
yard with like six trees in it and a little bit
of a slope at one point and we literally took
them outside and had a real -world GI Joe -like
huge setup. We'd set up a whole damn battle,
it seemed like. And I do remember that some of
them had dirt in them and some of them got broken
and some of them whatever, whatever. But we were
outside just not even caring about anything.
So certain lines I didn't care about, I was super,
super snooty when it came to my Transformers,
though. because G1 Transformers, if you give
to the wrong person, are going to get broken.
And I did not trust some of my friends. to not
break them. I think it only took once or twice
where a friend broke one of my Transformers and
that was the end of their ability to play. All
friends lost the ability to play with my Transformers
at that point. I was the one that was going to
transform mine. We could play with them together.
We could have them in the same room. You're not
transforming mine. But you don't touch mine and
I don't touch yours. No, I can touch yours because
I'm not going to break them because I'm careful.
Certain people, it's the classic Transformers
thing where you can't force anything. If it's
not moving easily, it's not meant to move and
they would just take somebody that didn't know
that to try to force something and then crack,
you know, it's broken. And so I did not let my
friends play with my Transformers much. Well,
we used to do, and this is just basically what
I remember, and this is why I have in the Transformers
Origins thing something about... You know pretend
You know cuz back in our day folks. It was called
you know Let's play pretend or let's pretend
to be it was not called this live -action role
It was not called LARPing. Oh talk about a creepy
word You know what we used to do is we would
like Discuss each day of what characters we wanted
to play with, whether it was each other's or
our own. And we, if we, if we had that character,
we would bring that character to school to play
with at recess. So if I had my blaster toy and
my buddy Jonathan had his sound wave toy, we'd
be fighting it out at recess. Kind of thing.
And yeah, Jonathan Bond. Oh man, that guy. Like,
I always wanted Soundwave when I was a kid. I
only ever had Blaster in his cassettes and John
had Soundwave in those cassettes. Dude would
never let me even touch the thing to look at
it. Like, I wasn't trying to play with it. I
just wanted to hold it in my hand and look at
it. I never could. Because he would never let
me, asshole. Right. Good note. Yes, good note.
Where can the people find you online, sir? My
Twitter is at Optimus Solo. There you go. And
we'll be back after this here on Toycast 100.
I thought you were made of sterner stuff. All
right, everybody. We are back here on Toycast
100. I have got with me Mr. Optibotimus. Hello,
sir. How are you? Hello! I don't know. Was gonna
like I was gonna try to do my mrs. Dot flying
impression, but that's actually terrible So I
decided not to do it. Please I do not need a
run Please I do not need a run by fruiting. Thank
you very much By fruiting Right, you know, it's
it's really That film takes on a whole new meaning
once you watch it as an adult versus watching
it as a kid. No, I'm not even gonna lie. There
are a lot of things that take on a whole new
meaning that you watch as a kid. That just completely
blow over your head and then as adult you watch
it again. I don't remember what it was. It was
something... It was a Christmas movie I was watching
recently. Please tell me it wasn't Die Hard.
No, no, no, no, no. It was like Planes, Trains,
and Automobiles or something like that. Uh -huh.
It was like, it was an obscure holiday film and
literally I was watching it, I was going through
and plenty of stories and all that's just an
example. I mean, I don't know if it's necessarily
in that, it might be, who knows. As I was watching
it, I had to stop and rewind it and re -listen
to something. I don't remember what it was for
the life of me, but I just remember thinking
like, holy shit, I didn't even notice that. as
a kid, it just flew over my head completely,
and now that I'm an adult, I'm like, I can't
believe they put that stuff in there. But again,
these are movies, all these holiday movies that
I grew up with, because I'm an old fart, all
these holiday movies are now, by today's standard,
archaic, and there's a lot of things that happened
in them that you would not be able to get away
with saying in normal society. today. Holy shit,
where's the Tylenol? Don't even, I hit 42 a few
months back and I feel like parts on me that
I didn't know that I had had started hurting.
Well, I hit 41 a few weeks ago and out of 206
bones in my body, I think 41 of them are broken.
It's a possibility, I mean, like I said. You
know there are parts on me that I didn't know
that I had and You don't realize that how old
you are until you have to sit on the ground and
then try to get up. Oh Yeah, absolutely. Oh What
the shit is happening and you're stuck there,
you know, it's like you're a turtle You just
sit there and roll. I'm trying to get your ass
back up That's why you shouldn't play with your
toys on the floor anymore. It's fun It might
be fun, but it ain't fun to try to get back up
after you're done. Why you just stay down there
Yeah, you just you know there on the on the stinking
floor all as I remember is that in floor? Now
you get Chris rock in my head stop it lethal
weapon for all right. Yes, so we are here to
talk about your Toy collecting and how you like
having your collection whether it's display only
whether you play with them whether you open them
out of the box or whether you just keep well
I I clearly sit on the floor and play with them,
based on what we were just talking about. True.
For me, it's one of those things where, okay,
so as a 42 -year -old man, I had the luxury,
and I'm sure a lot of your guests have had this
as well. We've had the luxury of growing up in
the greatest time for toys ever. Which is right
now. Well, I mean, I mean, we're still part of
that. I mean, so it's I mean, boys before us
sucked. Toys and toys in the 70s, in the 60s,
50s, those toys sucked. Come the 80s when cartoons
were getting really good and cartoons wanted
to advertise toys and make good toys and all
that stuff, we had we were at the beginning of
the best toy boom. history and I will argue all
day long with any of these stupid young kids
nowadays I apologize to any or apologies to any
of you stupid young kids that are watching right
now but there is watching this is this is audio
probably or listening to this idea but there
is there is there is no substitution in my opinion
for sitting down, having some Masters of the
Universe figures, punching your transformer figures,
and creating epic battles and adventures in your
own mind, sitting there talking, I am Skeleti,
and you're like, I'm He -Man, and then just smashing
your toys together, and having that wonderful,
wonderful joy. And what I'll say is that back
then, People did not collect toys No, it wasn't
it wasn't something that people were doing then
even when all those 80s toys were coming out
You know the the Masters figures the transformer
figures the thundercats Whatever the case may
be People weren't collecting them for the purpose
of a collective. I mean they were toys They were
meant to be played with it wasn't until maybe
95 96 I want to say I was at some foster home
somewhere in my you know statehood of Kentucky
at the time and The foster father there had an
entire original collection of Star Trek stuff
that he wouldn't let any of us touch, but that
was 1995 1996. What you're talking about is when
we're three, four or five years old in the eighties
and we wanted to play with everything. And I,
yeah, you're right. I don't remember. Well, I
mean, you know, the, the, the toys that we were
buying in the eighties were for kids, you know,
I mean, they, they were things that were coming
out then. You got to remember, a lot of collecting
kind of thing stuff now is because, and I have
a lot of friends of mine that are in the industry
and they talk to me about this kind of stuff,
that we are in the age right now where the people
that started these toys. So when I was a kid
and playing with He -Man, I keep mentioning He
-Man because I got the new wave of Origins figures
that I'm sitting right here or that's sitting
right here with me on my desk. that i'm working
on my videos for and it's it's these figures
that came out in the 80s they were for us kids
and now that we're adults it's we're in that
generation where the the kids at that time are
now adults and we're the ones that now have money
and we're the ones that are driving the collecting
market So because we don't ever want to grow
up Well that well, yeah, and it just it just
reminds us of our childhood, which is it's you
know There's nothing wrong with that. But back
in the 80s, like I said, we were playing with
these toys We weren't there there was like one
out of a million kids the the 40 year old virgin
I forgot that the actor in that movie Girl yes,
Steve, you know Steve Carell who you know bottom
and then didn't open them I mean kids open their
toys and played with them. So it wasn't until
like you like you said the mid 90s when things
started coming out where more people started
kind of Paying a little bit more attention to
them. So if you were a little bit older so like
the mid 90s I would have been Like 15 16 or something
like that. Yep So, I mean, I'm still a kid, but
you have more of an appreciation. You want your
toys to last. Your parents taught you how to
take care of your things a little bit better.
They were still open. You still played with them.
But, you know, you'd pick up your toys. You wouldn't
just throw them all over the place. You would
take care of them. You know, and now, you know,
the 1995s become the 2000s. and now you're looking
at we are with the 2000s you're 16 years removed
from transformers coming out so in 2000 I was
I don't even know I was 20 21 years ago yeah
I was I was like 20 yeah I was like 20 21 yeah
uh back then so now you're an adult now you're
enjoying stuff now granted I didn't start collecting
really, I mean, I'm sure a lot of people did,
but I didn't start collecting until the Michael
Bay movies started coming out. And by that point
in time, that's 2007. So now I'm 28, 29, and
now you're getting into that. age group where
you want to go back and you see these nostalgic
sort of things like the live action movies coming
on. Older people are nostalgic for Transformers,
young kids are excited because you know, booms
and blowing ups and you know, explosions and
Megan Fox boobs and all this kind of stuff. And
it creates a whole new kind of collecting sort
of thing and now you're entering an age where
Companies are recognizing the collector market,
the adult collector. I don't remember what year
it was, but you got companies like Maddie Collector
with Mattel releasing the Masters of the Universe
classics. That was 2000, I want to say 2008.
I mean it's probably closer around that time
because around that time you also have the introduction
of the Transformers masterpiece line which again
going all the way back to Transformers and Revisiting
that kind of stuff. So I mean you you arguably
have two of the biggest franchises in history
Transformers and Masters of the universe, right?
collector style figures and then it just exploded
then you get companies like Hasbro Mattel that
are doing them then you get other ones like sideshow
collectibles you got hot toys and now now everything's
exploding now is the sky's the limit because
like I said those people that were collecting
he -man figures or transformer figures or DC
superhero figures. I mean that was that was a
big line too way before Marvel Legends and things
like that Yeah, so now now you're coming into
a time where these kids are now the adults and
they're the ones that are driving the market
and they're the ones that want higher -end figures
and Companies are starting to make them. So it's
not until like I said around the mid 2000 2000
to 2007 8 where I would say that the the collecting
market exploded and For me, it's always been
about open. I there there are maybe two things
that I have in my collection that remain sealed
and Those are only things that I have duplicates
of because I really like the way that the packaging
looks And that's a whole nother aspect. Oh, yeah
toy packaging is what packaging I mean you look
you look at San Diego Comic -Con What they do
with the they're basically re -release figures
of some you know, whatever brand it is But they
put forth a really compelling package that almost
dares you to keep it in package and From a business
standpoint, it's genius because they know that
if somebody really likes it They're gonna buy
two of them maybe even right so that they can
keep one pristine They can keep one displayed
in the box on a shelf and have another one that's
completely open. Now those pieces are obviously
a lot more unique and more limited in their release.
So it's always going to be special and keeping
those in package, I think it's totally understandable.
I don't necessarily agree with keeping things
in package nowadays. I see a lot of people that
are running out trying to buy figures in stores
that are mass released and they ended up displaying
them in the package and never open them. And
that never really gelled well in my mind. It
honestly depends on how well the packaging is
done. Like I remember this was like, like we've
been saying a number of years ago now. Yeah.
The cyclonus Rodimus two pack. I forget which,
but it was the two pack with the. They were trying
to do move. This was not studio 86. This was
this was at least 10 years ago now. Maybe I think
I know the one that you're talking. You know
what I'm talking about, right? Yeah. So you know
they were the universe 2 .0 whatever. I think
I was going to reveal the shield buying. Maybe
could be I don't know. I just remember having
that Rodimus cyclonus two -pack and I remember
before I even opened it I just looked at it in
the package and I'm like, oh if I didn't want
to open this I could leave it in the package
because it had a really nice background to it
It was just a nice background color. It didn't
right. It actually had like that's the other
thing about some toy companies They don't really
put a whole Sometimes they don't really put a
whole hell of a lot of interest in the in the
background of the packaging like the insert Obviously
now they're doing Much better. But yeah, I just
remember having that and I'm like, ooh, I could
leave this in the box if I wanted to. And then
I just pulled the little card thing out and I
just had him sitting on it. Well, yeah. I mean,
a lot of company, I mean, one that comes to mind.
Well, you mentioned the studio series stuff and
now they're actually specifically designing things
where you can remove those inserts for backgrounds
and backdrops and things like that. So I mean,
like they're taking that and going a step further.
But again, They're recognizing the collector
in this. The studio series figures are mass -released
target Walmart releases. But they are ultimately
geared towards adult collectors knowing that
kids are still going to buy them. I know a company
that is really good about their packaging and
putting a lot of thought into things like the
backgrounds is NECA. NECA does that a lot. That's
another company that exists solely because of
the collector market. So you see a lot of care
and attention put into things nowadays because
collectors want that. They want screen accurate
paint jobs, sculpt, all that kind of stuff. Another
market that I see and I mention it because one
of my best friend works for factory entertainment
and one of the one a bit a big market for collectors
are prop replicas and That's something that that
prop replica market that never existed 30 years
ago. I mean that's that's something that is Come
to fruition as again as I said younger kids in
our age group Get older and now have the money
and say yeah I grew up watching Star Trek the
Next Generation in 1987 or 88. So I love Next
Generation. And I can tell you right now, when
I got my hands on a Star Trek Next Generation
tri -quarter prop replica, I about crapped myself
with excitement. Just having that in my hand,
You you instantly are connected to that memory
as a child same thing with these toys. So that's
why I think it's so fun now I'm not gonna hate
on people that Buy them to resell. I mean that's
yeah, it's not why we're here. That's we're not
even here to talk about that really but no, but
I'm saying like there's a lot of people that
are in you can't talk about the collector market
without talking about that kind of stuff that's
it's naturally part of it, but You know the business
aspect. I should say a find their figure Flipping
it you know and charging double or whatever.
I mean, that's that's all part of the the game
and it's again a situation where You get these
people that absolutely love these figures that
are willing to pay just about anything to get
the damn things It's that connection. It's it's
what sort of reaction emotional reaction to having
a Skeletor in your hand, or a Transformer character,
or whatever. I mean, I had a very visceral reaction
when, and it's not a licensed one, but I came
across a guy that was making, and I always said
that I was gonna do a video on it, and I never
did, but I bought a prop replica of the HandLink
from Quantum Leap, which that was a show that
I loved. Growing up as a kid and it's got the
lights and the sounds everything that you can
imagine this thing is about a screen accurate
as you can possibly get and When I got that and
I was holding in my hand. I was instantly transported
to that kid that wanted it when he was However
old I was right so all of this stuff I mean,
that's the that's the fun thing about it And
I feel like you don't really get it if you just
collect them and keep them on On a card back
or in a box. I almost would bet you money that
Those people that collect mint and box mint on
card. They have another one that they can open
and play with Oh, I'm sure they do. Yeah, I'm
not saying that there are just mint on card mint
and box collectors I mean the fun of it is to
open them up and for me like Like I've said before
in the show, I repeat myself a lot folks, you
know, I was collecting up until 2011 and then
just life just happens and you have to stop and
whatever else. And then, you know, I, in 20,
late 2016, beginning of 2017, I find Funko and
yay, here's all this Funko stuff. And I only
take them out of the box to take photos. I just,
I don't have currently. I do have them, but they're
in storage. I don't have options to display the
Funko stuff, and I know that there are baseball
bat cases out there that make really good display
pieces for Funko Pops, and I'm not opening these
things until I have my cases kind of thing. And,
you know, I mean, the Funko boxes are cool for
the most part. You look at them, and even some
of those have some really nice art on there for
display purposes and such. Yep. So I mean, it's
a interesting thing. But like I said, it all
is a primal and you mentioned it. It's a primal
thing that we have that we don't want to grow
up. We want to go to a happier time in our lives.
I mean, God knows we're in the beginning of 2021
and the beginning of 2021 ended or began the
same way the end of 2020 ended. We're in the
middle of a god -awful pandemic. There's political
turmoil everywhere. There's social turmoil everywhere.
It's such a volatile world that we live in. It's
almost like, I mean, I'm not trying to get all
deep or anything, but literally I feel like we
are a stone's throw away from somebody saying,
fuck you, and like launching a nuclear missile
because I don't, people just don't care, but.
It's it's a thing where like we can if I can
sit there and play with merman and for a few
minutes Just escape that world that we live in
and go into that world when I was an eight -year
-old or What what oh no eight? No, I would have
been like what we wouldn't when the Masters come
out that came out what 85? Master the toy though
masters came out 83 it ended in 85 the toy line
came out. I think 81 82 Okay, so I mean I was
I was an absolute baby because I was born in
yeah, you know You know, I mean massive the universe
transformers Those were those are what I grew
up with Ninja turtles thundercats silver hawks
all that stuff Captain Planet Captain Planet,
that was, you know, I like, I like Captain Planet.
I mean, I've always been a very, my mom always
used to tease me because as a teenager for Earth
Day, I would go out and pick up garbage around
the neighborhood. I'd take a garbage bag with
me and, I mean, you didn't have to worry too
much about stuff, but I would just go out and
grab it with my hands and throw it in the garbage
bag. And I was always into that kind of stuff
when I was younger. So, Captain Planet that was
that was super cool. Love Captain Planet, but
I mean that's one that needs to come back I mean,
we're not getting when was the last time we got
Captain Planet shit? 1991 I think yeah, I just
I just saw that super seven Who's been doing
a great job with the the end of the Masters of
the universe class? Classics Mandy collectors
no not doing it super seven stepped in finished
it off is doing a great job. They're doing Thunder
cat figures. We're doing silver box. We've gotten
thundercat figures, which is fantastic They're
doing I saw they did they've done one where it's
a it's a Toxy from talks. Is it toxic Avengers
or Crusaders? I mean, I don't remember what I
mean the same thing but like the movie was called
toxic Avengers Avengers and the Tarsier Crusaders.
Yeah, I think that's what it is. So they're there
They did a Toxy figure which I always thought
was kind of fun And I just saw that they announced
that they're gonna be doing Silver Hawk figures,
which you know, who's last time that we got Silver
Hawk figures I mean if 1986 yeah, I'm like I'm
on board for that kind of stuff because again
Silver Hawks I loved Silver Hawks growing up
and yet we haven't gotten it. So again now here
I am 42 years old I'm gonna have a whole new
line of figures because somebody finally decided
to make them and they're not cheap figures. Their
figures are like $50 a figure. That's the crazy
thing about the toy market now. I go in and when
I've gone to the toy aisle out here and... in
walmart and some targets out here in vancouver
washington it's like there's either nothing there
or what is there is the stuff that nobody wants
and it's so sad like okay look i love funko pops
i love them for the character like okay i can
reach right now right here and even though this
is an audio podcast nobody can see this i can
pick up the flocked target exclusive gopher from
caddy shack and be cool, you know, and be awesome
and whatever else and whatever. I don't care.
Like the transfer there. Finally, Funko has had
the Transformers license for God knows how long
now. They did movie pops years and years ago,
which were ugly as hell. They're finally doing
real Transformers generation one stuff. And I'm
like, oh, I want all of those. I don't care.
I'm 41 fucking years old. I don't care if it
transforms anymore. I don't have time. I just
want to look at it. Whether it's in the box,
whether it's out of the box, I don't care. I
just want to look at it. And that's why Funko
for me is like where I'm at in my collecting.
If I hadn't found Funko in 2017, I probably still
wouldn't have any toy collection anymore. Because
I just, at 2011, you know, 2011, 2012, I just
kind of lost interest in it. And then, you know,
back then you had Matty Scalper and Digital River
and Battle Cat was a... Huge mess and all that
and everything else and you're old enough to
remember my my battle cat video Oh, yes, I might
actually link that in this episode So yes, I
want to thank Maddie collector and I had a very
tumultuous whatever that word is Relationship.
Yeah, I mean whether it be Maddie or whether
it be the massive universe Classic stuff their
Ghostbusters stuff shit the the shit that I went
through With the trap. I mean oh for the love
of Jesus Okay, so heaven forbid anything happened
But what is the one toy that you would want to
save if something happened to your entire collection?
What's the one toy that you would want to keep?
You know a lot of people have asked me that over
the years And I always kind of say the same thing
that it would come down to probably one of two.
If I can only pick one, I would have to pick
one of the two. And I don't know how it would
pick between the two. But I say this. I mean,
I have more expensive things in my collection.
But the one one of the two that I would take.
would be my G1 Reflector or G1 Predaking. The
reasoning behind that was, and again, you got
to think years ago, things were a lot more expensive,
especially when you're talking about reissues.
We've gotten reissues of Predaking. Fortress
Maximus is not as expensive now because we've
had reissues of the G1 Fort Max. You know, I
mean that thing is something that could easily
have gone for seven seven hundred and fifty a
thousand dollars back in the day They reissue
it makes the thing worth about three four hundred
dollars but back back in the day When I first
started getting into things my aunt Peggy had
passed away and She had left She didn't have
any kids of her own, but she left all of her
nieces and nephews A sum of money. I mean, I
don't remember how much it ended up being but
I ended up buying her SUV and Then I had a little
bit money left over and I ended up buying a Reflector
and Predicting and that was because they were
expensive back then to get a hold of you know,
I mean a G1 vintage G1 Predaking would have easily
have cost 500 bucks back then and I decided I
was gonna buy that because I said I want to get
something that I'll be able to always be able
to remember her by. So those are two things that
I would probably never want to get rid of in
my collection because of that connection to that
memory of her and how I was able to actually
get them for my own personal collection. That's
now, like I said, if you said that I could only
have one of those two, I don't know how I would
pay. I'd have to flip a coin or something to
to pick that. That's just I have no idea what
I would do. It's so funny that you talk about
masters and we talk about turtles and whatever
else. I'm just scrolling through Facebook here
and my buddies over at the Star Joe's podcast
group. They shared an image. from Italia TMNT,
Skeletelo. It's basically a Donatello figure
with Skeletor's head on it. Oh, for the love
of Jesus. You know, that's that's something you
could probably do because the the new or is it
is it on the Origins body? It's on. No, it's
it's Turtle's body with with a Skeletor head.
Oh, gotcha. I mean, that's something you could
probably do because most of these figures nowadays
are just ball joints. True. At the head? So...
Hell, I might do that just for the hell of it.
Like I said, I'm working on the new wave of Origins
figures. And you can pop the heads off and everything.
Like I said, they're just ball joints. Which
Donatello body are they using? I have no idea.
I'm sharing it to you on Facebook so you can
see it. Oh, okay. I think that's the Playmates.
Probably. That might be the playmate. Oh, well,
you know what? Looking at the knees that that
might be super seven. No, no, no, no. Well, I
don't. It might be super seven. Anyway, that's
definitely a possibility, but that that's kind
of hilarious, though. Yeah. Hello. That's funny.
Hello. I like how they even got the little s
on his belt, too. Yeah. Yeah, that was funny.
That's cute. All right, sir. Well, I want to
thank you for stopping by. I don't know who they
are going to show up on this show after this.
And like I said, folks, my original goal was
to get as many of the old Toycast hosts back.
I've put out feelers to Bulk Matrix, but he hadn't
talked to me in years. I don't know why. Anyway,
but, you know, who knows? Maybe this will be
the end of the episode. Maybe the episode will
continue. I don't know. Stay tuned. We'll be
back after this. Alright folks, Toycast issue
issue. Wow, this is not a comic book podcast.
Holy crap. God, I suck at this. Toycast episode
100 continues on. This is the penultimate clip
of the episode. You people have probably been
here for about... Two and a half hours at this
point, because we've had so many people come
back and talk about how they like having their
toy collections collected. And this guest in
this part of the episode, he is super famous.
I'm sure, right. He... My shirt is... Do you
want me to tell that story? That's one of my
favorite stories is... is we did a video, I think
reviewing a JoCon box set or something, it was
something GI Joe related, and I had on a t -shirt
that had the classic, the pie diagram of the
battle, right? Half of it's knowing, and half
of it's blue lasers, and half of it's red lasers.
And we went, it was the Ohio Toy Show. and i
went there and this guy uh actually we know him
now he was like oh i saw this video the other
day this toy review of like the the joe con box
set and a guy had the exact same t -shirt and
i was like is he kind of a big fat guy and i
was like oh i'm like yeah my my my shirt is very
famous yes yes and the voice you are hearing
folks is mr dave draper who used to deal in a
lot of flavors uh he Hey, come on now. It's just
I know And he is one half of toy world order
the other half I don't know what he's doing.
I have no clue. I tried to get him on here Cat
-related, dog -related, it's all pet -friendly.
He got a lot of stressors at home. He mostly
just likes to chill out these days and paint
his miniatures. We've all had a rough year. Well,
yeah. It's been so long since this podcast has
actually been on the air because, as I've said
throughout this entire podcast, folks, if you've
been listening for the past two hours, this is
the second episode in seven years. Yeah. Toycast
ended kind of sort of in 2014. We are bringing
it back. You'll hear all about that when the
floor burger and the Baron join me later. But
Dave Draper, how do you... First of all, what
was the first toy you remember having as a kid?
Oh, wow. I don't know. I, uh... No i don't i
don't i mean you know i was a pretty you know
average middle class kid i had a lot of toys
a i never two or three that really made a memory
with me one is like an old. Tonka my now my brains
but RV. It's a giant Tonka RV with like they
had like little bendy figures I have another
one I don't have mine but are the one that I
had but I have a one that I got at a toy show
and I had that forever and that was my sandcrawler
because you know when when Star Wars finally
came out another one that I had that I really
loved was was a playset by Marx Call it not marks.
They don't make it the plastic dinosaurs and
I, but it was a, the was a giant dinosaur mountain
play set. And I had no idea that it was rare
at the time. And of course that was another thing
that I ended up like trading actually. And to
another kid for an ad at, and it turns out that
he got the better deal. Cause that's like the
rarest place that they ever did. And it took
me forever to track one down. Oh no. But yeah,
I was a huge dinosaur nut as a kid. I still love
dinosaurs. I'm still pretty obsessive about them.
And then the other one that I really remember
as a kid was G .I. Joe took a weird detour in
the late 70s and it became Super Joe. And he
was like a superhero who fought aliens and they
were eight inches. They were trying to compete
with Migo and they had this monster that kind
of looks like Tundra from the Herkuloids. called
Teron, the beast from beyond. And a lot of people
don't even know that's a G .I. Joe toy. I never
knew that was a G .I. Joe toy. Like, I just had
it as a kid and it was this cool dinosaur monster.
And again, it's another thing that I chased down
as an adult and realized, oh, wait, there's this
weird connection. Super Joe's kind of apocryphally
connected to G .I. Joe. They don't officially
consider it G .I. Joe, but it failed so miserably.
This is the famous story about it failed so miserably
that Hassenfeld felt he had disgraced his father's
legacy. What's your job and that's why i think
it's in the toys that made us talk about how
he resisted. The pitches for real american hero
because because he just he felt he had embarrassed
his father and he did not want to bring back
and embarrassed again and everyone's like you
gotta bring it back. Some of that i'm pretty
sure is in the toys that made us yeah but that's
like it's the weirdest giant six legged dinosaur
monster. And you're like, this is the G .I. Joe
toy, kind of, technically. It's amazing. So those
are three that I really distinctly remember loving
as a kid, having as a kid. I don't know which
one came first or which is the earliest. I actually
have a picture from the Christmas I got the RV.
So I've got a picture of it in the box. Oh, wow.
Very cool. Yeah. So you are probably one of the...
Only people I know that has an entire basement
full of toys. Really? I know a lot of toy collectors,
but I don't know a lot of, like, they have a
couple of rooms. I think there's only one other
person that I know that has actually an entire
house filled with Transformers. And that is someone
who has already been on this show in this episode,
Proto Man, who does a lot of the Transformers
stuff. He does Transformers Slag podcast. but
his entire house is filled with Transformers,
but you have quite literally everything. When
did that start? When did your, when did you start
collecting your collection? Uh, it would be about
a year out of college. So 1994. And even then
it's a little, I mean, cause 93 was when Jurassic
park came out and like I picked up some things
just cause I was, again, I was a dinosaur nut.
So, but I don't think I was. It was just like,
hey, there's this big, cool Tyrannosaurus toy.
I'll pick one up. I really didn't start until
about a year after, and then I started picking
up some Star Wars figures, some vintage Star
Wars figures, because I had lost most of mine,
stupidly. I'm not going to tell that story, but
I was an idiot and just literally left them at
somebody's house. Basically, so I started picking
up those and you know, it's funny because in
the back of my head I actually told someone I
told a friend I was like I'm gonna write to Kenner
and say you should bring back Star Wars figures
because you know Like there are a lot of collectors
out there and the prices are going up and it
seems like there's a demand and the guy was like
Yeah, nobody's gonna make toys for a 20 year
old movie and like the week later. They announced
power of the Force 2 And my plan, my brilliant
scheme was, oh, I'll start collecting this Star
Wars line from the beginning, I'll have everything,
and then when it's done, I can go back and pick
up the vintage stuff. And, you know, like, SpongeBob
25 years later, it won't go away. Like, it almost
went away for a little bit right after the Disney
deal. Like because I and to be specific I collect
foreign figures. I collect the 118 scale. I have
a lot of other stuff But my heart is in the 118
scale. So like if they ever stop that for good
It will probably like I'll be winding up any
line that stops that for good I kind of wind
up and walk away with the exception of Marvel
and I don't know why Marvel gets a pass but I
do buy way too many Marvel Legends, although
that that also is Like when we get to talking
about displaying the collection like there's
just there's no more room at the end It's that
that shelf is full it's done and it a thing is
it's starting to look bad It's starting to look
like just a mess of stuff and I don't like that.
So that's that's funny So if they stop making
the scale that you like you will stop buying
that part of You're collecting so if Star Wars
stops making that and they only make let's say
six inch figures from now on You'll no longer
collect the Star Wars stuff is what you're saying
Not as heavily. I mean, you know, I can't say
that I haven't bought any black series figures,
but like a Big it's cherry -picked. It's sort
of like the the four inches my focus and then
everything else are like extra like like pops
like lunchboxes like, you know Roleplay items
all this stuff that like I I I get because it's
Star Wars, but in my head I'm collecting the
four inch line and all this other stuff is like
peripheral and It's not essential like I will
never go hunt the stores for a Star Wars black
figure You know like if there's one that I want
like the The one that they got me with now is
the stupid rabbit from the Marvel comics Jax
Lepus coniferous because I'm like, I can't believe
they made that figure Like I just, I can't. So
I got him. Now I would have been much, much happier
if they'd done him for like the vintage line
or the retro line would be even cooler. Cause
he literally was a character from that era when
they were doing classic Star Wars figures. But
you know, like the only one, I think the only
time we're ever going to get that character made
is as a black series figure. So, so I ordered
him, but like, you know, again, I have a lot
of black series figures, but it's not a focus.
It's not something I chased down. And if they
kind of ended the vintage line, which is like
the only four inch they do, well they do retro.
Yeah, I would probably, that would be a good
stopping point for me. And believe me, at this
point in the game, I'm looking for any excuse
I can get to get out. So you've been collecting
for almost 20 years now. Has there ever been
a point? Where you were like, screw it all, I
gotta stop this. I gotta get rid of all of this.
No. Well, that's a two part question. Part A,
yes, often. Part B, no. I will never be that
guy that just like sells everything because I
don't want to like then a year later go, oh wait.
Gee, you know, I kind of wish I had that. I wish
I had that Shogun Warriors Godzilla. That's gonna
be cheap tracking down. You know, yeah, and I
like the collection. I just, you know, I don't
like the act of collecting. I have never been
a guy that was big on the hunt. I hate the hunt.
Because, you know, I am a big fat guy and I'm
slow and like, you get two other guys at the
door when it opens and they're gonna get what
they're gonna get. You know, Springfield has
a couple of characters, let's put it that way,
who like to buy everything that's popular. So
it's just, it's hard. It's a pain in the butt.
You know, we've had this big issue lately with
a lot of exclusives being a pain in the ass to
get. And it's just like, it's not fun for me
to like go to store. I mean, it's kind of pathetic.
You know, especially like I'm pushing, I am 50.
Like a grown man going from store to store, please
sell me a small plastic man from a space movie,
please. It's sad. Like, so yeah, like if at this
point, there are very few things that I care
enough about to like make the effort to chase
down. And if it's not on Big Bad Toy Store, other
than that, I'm just not bothering with it anymore.
Yeah, it's like, it's so silly. Like this whole,
and we, I actually plan on in the future, doing
a topic on the podcast, exclusivity exclusions,
because all of this exclusiveness, not just Funko,
not just Hasbro, not just, but just everything
in toys. That's like, Oh, this is exclusive to
our website. If you don't get it here right now,
you're probably never going to get it or you're
going to spend, or you're going to. Look at spending
or potentially spend God knows how much on eBay
for it. If you actually really want the damn
thing and it's just not, it's not worth it. Like
I didn't like, and I've said this in this episode
already probably, but I started collecting in
2005 and I stopped in 2011 because of finances.
I had, I didn't have much. I didn't like. I think
I might have gotten 500 bucks for the collection
I had at the time. I didn't have anything that
was super valuable or anything like that. But
from 2011 until 2017, I was like, you know, you
see all the SDCC stuff or, you know, toy whatever
convention stuff. I respect it. I love that it's
there. And I love the people like you and others
who collect toys that you guys can go out and
get it. But I had had net like Pick an exclusive
from any year between 2011 and 2017. I might
have said, that is very, very cool, but I have
no need to have that in my life right now. And
then in 2017, I went into a comic book shop and
I saw a Stone Cold Steve Austin Funko Pop, and
I have been down the Funko rabbit hole ever since.
That's a bad rabbit hole to go down, my friend.
I don't collect them all. I'm not a Pokemon here.
I don't catch them all. For me, Funko is characters
that we would never actually get an action figure
of. Like Alex Trebek from Jeopardy! May the man
rest in peace. Like Justin Guarini as Lil Sweet
from the Dr. Pepper commercials from a few years
ago. Stuff like that. But at the same time, I
still have a bunch of Batman's and that kind
of things and characters that I like or lines
that I like. I don't have any Game of Thrones
pops because I have no interest. I don't dislike
Game of Thrones. It's not my thing. I respect
the people that like it, that enjoy it, whatever.
That's their thing. Fine. It's not mine. I don't
I don't have the need to have every single Funko
pop that they've ever made. Yeah, you can't.
You literally just know it's impossible. We actually.
Pixel Dan, like when I think Pops first came
out, I think he did have everything. Like in
the early days, he was really keeping on top
of it. And I think within like a year or two,
it just, you know, like he was coming home from
Comic -Con with a suitcase full of Pops. And
I think at some point, like he kind of said,
this is ridiculous, you know, because there's
just, there's, you know, the joke we do on our
show is that you're more surprised when they
announce a license that they didn't already do
it. You're like, wait, they haven't done that
yet? And, you know, I mean, this is the company
that's done like golden girls and friends and
all the different sports teams. I mean, you showed
me a Larry Bird that you picked up and I just
got a Michael Jordan because I was like, I should
probably get a Jordan because I had part of my
collect. There's one little section of my collection
that's actually from my mother, who was a huge
Michael Jordan fan. So I've got like, you know,
the space jam toys. and the cards and some basketballs
and stuff and little beanie babies that weren't
even actually Benny the Bull, but they looked
like Benny the Bull, so she wanted him. And I
was like, yeah, if she was around, she would
want a Michael Jordan pop, probably. There is,
and I don't know if I will, you know, no one
can hold me to what I'm about to say. If Funko
ever, ever makes an Alf pop, I'm 6 '1". Four
hundred and sixty pounds. Yeah, I will be a bulldozer
at whatever shop I have to go to to get that
because that to me is my childhood. I watched
that show with my mom all the time. She has been
gone for since 2015 now. So six years. But it's
one of those things where if Funko ever made
an elf pop, I'd be the first in line. I sign
up for illegal bot service to get all kind. I'd
buy 20 of them with illegal bot service online.
Not that I'm going to do that, obviously. I'm
not going to do anything illegal, folks, but
it's one of those things where... Allegedly.
In Minecraft, he would do this. Uh -huh. In Minesweeper,
I would do it. It's just one of those things.
When you're saying naughty things, you say, in
Minecraft, because that way it helps the algorithm.
Yeah, there you go. That's the trick. But it's
one of those things where that's a... A character
from my childhood that like, uh, you know They
have uh frazier pops they have yeah Um, um, what
was his dad martin again? I'm more surprised.
They don't have an elf than yeah I I am too and
I don't know why they can't get that license
But like they have Martin with with Eddie and
that is just awesome to me I absolutely love
that and my mom loved Frazier and yeah, so it's
one of those things when it comes to Funko So
let's get back to you and your collection. So
you say certain things are not your main focus
What is your main focus because you have a lot
of stuff? Well, yes, I would say my main focus
is like the 118 scale My hope my heart is with
star wars star wars is the biggest part of the
collection you know like. I also love g .i. joe
g .i. joe came a little late in the game but
i have a lot of i mean the eighties g .i. joe
like i was kind of in between joe's age wise
like adventure team was kind of winding down.
And real american hero. kind of kicked in in
my teen years, like early teens. But I was a
fan of it because, you know, the cartoon was
on after school and it was that or Oprah. So,
you know, you'd watch the G .I. Joe cartoon when
you got home. But yeah, like I love action figures.
I love toys. I love the 118 scale. I do like
Star Wars, G .I. Joe. I have Transformers. Transformers
are weird. I've cherry picked them, but I've
been cherry picking them since like 1984. So
I have a lot of them. but they're not as... Jason
is a bigger Transformer fan than I am. Even if
our actual number of toys might be pretty similar,
I think he's a bigger fan. I mean, you had invited
me to do the 100 best Transformers and I said
to you, I don't think I can list 100 off the
top of my head. And I actually tried and I couldn't.
There are Transformers in my collection. I don't
even know their names. He's a no, this is true.
Like well this point is true. Like there was
a Beast Machines bull guy I don't know his name.
He was just kind of cool back whenever Beast
Machines was out He's gathering dust ever since
but so yeah, I have a lot of the big lines I
have some Master stuff not a whole lot, but I
have some like like once you get past Star Wars
in GI Joe There's a lot of cherry picking. I
have a lot of Marvel stuff a lot of I have the
DC Universe classics and Marvel Legends They're
all on one shelf It's a big shelf. You know,
like I do, I collect almost any, like I collect
a lot of stuff and anything I don't collect,
Jason does. I mean, between me, Jason and Danny,
I think Springfield's got like the eighties.
If there's a toy line from the eighties that
you remember, one of us at least has like a representation
of it. I do have a section that's like what I
call the Kenner section, which has like, Maybe
not complete collections, but like pieces from
Kenner like random lines like Predator I have
Knight Rider, you know another one that is steel
monsters, which is a Tonka line Oh a fascinating
Tonka line that basically like hey, this road
warrior stuffs kind of popular why don't we take
our Tonka toys and like put some armor on it
and some guns and Say it's a Mad Max kind of
thing and those figures are 118 scale actually,
but I have those because I just like what the
hell is that? That's amazing. I want it I have
another bookcase that's just all like old 70s
toys, some MeeGo stuff that I had as a kid. There's
a line that I loved as a kid called Legends of
the Old West. And the figures actually kind of
are like Joes where they're held together with
like elastic bands. And the thing about them
is the, I won't say vehicles, but the wagons.
They have these wagons that like came with tons
of stuff. Then you get the peddler wagon and
it has like tons and tons of stuff and there
it's a cool fun line And I I have that one. I
have every character I don't have every variation
and I have all the wagons. I have the town. That
was another apparently like Infamous story that
I don't even I barely know about because I just
know that I bid on a thing and won it and it
was it was the the town for the legends of the
Old West and it was sealed and Apparently this
thing was mythical And like in these groups,
people are like complaining and angry and, and
I'm like sitting there like, Oh, I shouldn't
have opened it. Then should I? Oops. I have,
I have desecrated. I have desecrated the lost
arc. Oops. Okay. So that brings me to another
question and I already know the answer to this,
but do you leave them in the box or do you open
them up? I open most things just because at this
point, like I would need an airplane hanger.
to display everything mint on card and mint in
box. It eats up a lot of space. Even though I
have a whole basement dedicated to it, there's
just not room. I used to have, in the Marvel
Legends display, I had an original Magneto and
an original Silver Centurion Iron Man, which
I kept on the card. It's not a card, it's a clamshell
thing, but I kept it in the display in the thing,
in the packaging, because it was expensive. Well,
it ate up so much real estate that like eventually
it's like no, we need to get some butts in the
seats. We need to get some butts on the stands.
Like this has got to go. It's got to get opened.
So I open almost everything. Hasbro has been
really, really vicious about reissuing stuff
on vintage style cards, which is a weakness of
mine. So it's the only thing that I buy just
for the packaging. But I have like the 40th anniversary
star wars and the 40th anniversary empire black
series figures Those are on display in the packaging
because that's the whole point And then I have
a lot of the I have as much vintage What they
call the vintage collection and the retro collection.
I have as much of those as I can get on the walls
That I have on the walls, but as a rule I I try
to open as much as I can because it's just it's
a space thing. It's just unless it's really expensive
Uh, and even then, like, like a lot of times,
like there's like this moment after I buy a toy
where you just sort of take a deep breath and
it's like, it's either going to get opened or
it's not. And you just, you got to do it. You
just got to do it or it will never get opened.
And a lot of times those guys end up in the closet
of shame because there's no room for them. So,
okay. So you have an entire basement filled with
toys. First of all, do you call them toys, action
figures or dolls? I mean, toys are action figures.
I don't call them dolls. Like, I don't know.
I always have like a... Dolls are a different
thing. I don't have a problem with dolls, but
like, you know, I think they're a different thing.
If you want to call them dolls, my mom called
them dolls. Like, my mom would not buy me the
12 -inch Indiana Jones figure because she said
it was a doll. She had some weird... She's from
here in Springfield, but she had some weird accent
where she called them dolls. It's a doll. As
a kid I actually asked for a dollhouse because
I wanted to use it as a base, right? And she
would not these years like no, I'm not gonna
buy you a dollhouse. She bought me a She bought
me a big gym. I want to say vinyl airplane thing
instead I can't remember who had the vinyl airplane
But like one of the one of the one of the macho,
you know line and of course it was bought at
a garage And of course, it's it's the wrong scale
so I can't use it for anything But it was it
was very macho and masculine. Yeah, I I think
it's all of our parents that parents and grandparents
that don't they just consider them dolls or what
like they won't use toy or action figure that
it's it's oh him and his he man's dolls and all
that and everything else everybody's all about
the he man's yeah it's just it's just crazy now
you say you have a marvel legends and a dc Shelf,
how is your collection sorted? How do you display
like do you have all the Simpsons stuff in one
thing or the Simpsons playing with Family Guy
or How do you figure out how you're going to?
This is this line and that's all that's on this
part of the display Well, it depends. I think
21 years ago There was a plan 21 years later
It's it's gotten messy But yeah, they're there
I try to have a logic to it I try to like It
just is a lot of it is just where it ended up.
So like there's one wall That's got shelving
and like, you know, I mean I do try to keep things
together It bothers me sometimes there are a
couple of things that are split up Star Trek
is split up which like drives me I always say
that collecting is where Asperger's and OCD meet.
And so the fact that there's Star Trek stuff
over here and Star Trek stuff over here, it kills
my soul slightly every time I go down there.
But there just ain't no room for that next generation
playset. That bridge playset ain't going anywhere
near the other stuff because it's too big. Okay,
let me ask you is it split into Series like this
is the no, it's the the Star Trek stuff is all
mixed up like like where it is It's all mixed
up. I collect like I do our friend our friend
slick McFavorite from his podcast open your toys
has a phrase called focus characters and I think
especially with like outside of Star Wars although
even within Star Wars I have a lot of focus characters.
So with Star Trek it's like The Gorn. Like I
said, I was a huge Dinosaur fan, so I love The
Gorn. It's my favorite episode. So I have as
many of those toys as I can get. I like the Klingons.
I have a lot of Klingon figures. But they are
kind of all mixed up. Within their display, they're
all mixed up. So you've got like Picard and Kirk
standing next to each other and that kind of
thing. And then the other part of the collection
where Star Trek is, it's a little more complicated.
It's a bookcase. Like the top shelf is actually
the old Mego. from the 70s from the first through
motion picture like all the figures from the
motion picture and right play set and then the
rest of the bookcases aliens and Then the bottom
shelf is the next generation play set the bridge
play set because it's huge So the idea there
is it's space. It's it's that that bookshelf
is space even though I want that trick stuff
all together It's it's space and space stuff.
Like I think I have more up there on that shelf
and you know a couple random space toys But yeah,
they're there To go back to your question, yeah,
there is supposed to be, well, I try to keep
stuff together. I try to keep stuff thematic.
Sometimes the themes only mean anything to me.
I have like, there's this wonderfully bizarre
line of Bible based toys that are four inch scale,
that three and a quarter inch scale. And I kind
of have, I have most all of those and they're
here. And then the very next thing is that dinosaur
mountain place that I mentioned. And then that's
like all the, a lot of the dinosaur toys. So
it's like. the Bible and then dinosaur toys and
then there's actually this thing you could get
the field museum that was like these little miniatures
and it was it was the classic darwinian evolution
you know like fish reptile you know chimpanzee
human so it's like the evolution play sets i've
got that there but i also have like a couple
of back to future back to the future figures
there because you know time travel so yeah it's
it's uh it's a weird mishmash the sentence figures
are interesting because they're actually kind
of on the same shelf as uh like once you get
like they're on the shelf all together and then
you get to a part where it's uh it's cobra and
the logic there is if you know anything about
gi joe and cobra one of their home bases is called
springfield so that whole section is in my head
called little springfield that's that's awesome
it's just so awesome did you know and i'm sure
you did know but did you know that Funko has
the dinosaurs. They have Earl, they have the
kids, they have the baby. You know, I was never,
like, I love dinosaurs. Like, I love dinosaur
dinosaurs. The show was okay. I was never a huge
fan. No. He's true. Uh, heaven forbid, anything
happen. Everybody is safe. If the house, something
happens to it. Do you think you could pick one
thing to save? Well, I mean keep okay. First
of all, keep in mind. I gotta like run downstairs.
I understand No, no, no, I even yelled like when
we first moved in we got yelled at by the safety
inspector because like there was no There's no
like secondary access to the basement. You know,
there's no like escape. Well, right there's like
there's no bulkhead Yeah, so if you run down
there, you're not getting back out Actually,
ironically, the one thing I probably would save
is upstairs. It's not a toy. It's a friend of
mine. It's a movie poster. It's a poster for
Empire Strikes Back, but it's signed by the entire
cast. Oh, wow. That's awesome. Including Alec
Guinness. It's signed by everybody. Alec Guinness,
David Prowse, Frank Oz, Frank Oz's assistant,
the dude who used the Wampa arm. It's got Lucas
and it's got John Williams. I think it might
not have Kershner. I got a look on that. That's
right here on the wall. I'd probably just grab
that and run out. When I was making the deal
for that with the nice lady, I guess her husband
collected them and I guess they were getting
divorced. She also had raised a lost ark and
I'm like, oh, do you take PayPal? Oh, wow. What
is the most expensive item in your collection?
What's the most money you ever dropped on a single
toy or a playset? It would probably be the second
USS flag, which is mint in box. That was about
a grand. You want me to tell the stupid story
behind that where David is dumb? Oh, you sure
I mean in our little community. It's kind of
a famous story It's so there's a show called
toy hunter, which I'm sure a lot of people are
familiar with remember and the whole thing is
it was supposed to be this episode where he goes
to see to e2 and Jason and Danny had filmed stuff.
So I'm and I was never a big fan of the show
I've met Jordan I'm actually friends with one
of the guys from the show David Gall who's a
very great guy But I was never a fan of the show
per se I just I wasn't into it. It's one of those
things like, you know, I'm not really interested.
I don't watch a lot of toy based YouTube videos
because it's you know, I already know it like
it's it's I'm more interested in something that
I don't know about or that I don't have a basement
full of if that makes sense. Like I felt Toy
Hunter was a show that would have been for like
my mom, my girlfriend, you know. Wow, this stupid
little hobby of his actually has value and merit,
like weird. These things aren't junk, you know.
But anyway, so he's supposed to go C2E2 and Danny
and Jason are supposed to be in it. Spoiler,
they weren't. But anyway, well, the whole show,
it's like the Poochie episode. It's like, when
are they getting to the fireworks factory? When
are they getting to C2E2? But he stops at this
guy's house. And the guy has a Ballastar Galactica
land ram. And I was like, wow. And part of the
reason I don't like the show is because Jordan
would go to these places and like, hey, what
do you want for that? And I'm sure it was all
pre -arranged. But on the show, it feels like
he shows up at your house and he buys your stuff.
And you're like, I don't want to sell you my
stuff. And the guy actually said, no. He said,
I don't want to sell you that. And I was like,
yay. He's like, but I got something else to show
you. And he takes him to this other room and
it's the flag. And Jordan explains what the deal
is with the flag. He's like, so you want to sell
this? He's like, well. And he shows him that
he's got a second one that he does want to sell.
And Jordan says, nobody has two. And I posted
on Facebook immediately, challenge accepted.
$1 ,000 later, I have a second one in the box.
Wow. That was back when I had $1 ,000 to drop
being an idiot. You know, it's one of those things
where those those toyed like mainstream media
or any of these cable networks that want to like
Oh, this is popular now. This is geek culture.
This is whatever now we need to get in on this
We need to figure this out and I don't know Jordan
personally I've never met the man I've never
talked to him all as I know is how I saw he was
portrayed and how the format of his show was
done and It was okay And i believe it was on
travel channel at it was there's a fascinating
story behind that it was that was during the
post bush economic crash and travel channel.
Didn't want to do travel channel felt awkward
about doing shows about go to the river take
a cruise cuz nobody had money. So they thought
well let's do this show about hey you might have
something valuable in your attic and that's why
they. And it was actually like the biggest show
they had. At the time, I know it was the biggest
ratings they ever got. And then suddenly the
economy got better and they were like, yeah,
okay, take your little nerd stuff and go away.
It's not funny, but it's ironic at the same time
that that was going on with Travel Channel and
Toy Hunter. A &E, of all networks, arts and entertainment.
Did a show called Collection Intervention. Yes.
Now, Toy Hunter, I understand he's trying to
sort, like you said, the deals are probably pre
-arranged, whatever. As far as the show, as far
as the final product, as far as what the viewer
sees. He's going to people's houses. He's making
deals. He's talking to people who used to work
at Kenner or he used to work at Hasbro. Fine.
Whatever collection intervention. Oh my God.
That show was insulting. That show was this chick
going around and basically doing an intervention
for no offense. Someone like you who has so many
toys, but yet you need to pay for $2 million
worth of medical bills or something. It was some
weird feeling. We want to refinance our house.
We want to do this, but he has all, and most
of the time it was, I think there was one episode
where it was a female and she had a bunch of
old time, I don't remember what they were, old
time dolls. And I know this part of the podcast
has kind of gone off the rails, folks. That's
what happens here on Toycast. But it's just one
of those things where it was like, I got angrier
and angrier. every episode of Collection Intervention
I watched. After the Sean Long episode, I just
had to stop. Yeah. Well, from what I understand,
they ambushed him. He did not think that's what
that show was going to be. That's ridiculous.
It's so weird that the mainstream of media and
other things that they think, oh, the toys are
popular now? Oh, we need to get in on this. No,
you really don't. Your are there toy lines you
don't collect are there toys that aren't in your
collection? Oh, yeah Yeah, again, that's that's
what Jason is for he But I think that's why we
get along because it's very rarely that we compete
for something I can't remember what it was He
gots he just went to King County and he got something
and I was like, oh I kind of wanted one of those
But it's very rare, you know, like I I don't
collect the Rambo line. I don't collect Like
a lot of the more obscure, you know, kind of
to be a jerk about its second run toy lines from,
from the eighties. I'm not a huge fan. Like he
does, he has a complete police academy collection.
He has, you know, like a lot, you know, like,
like the, a lot of the weird knockoff lines.
Trying to remember. Do you have any knockoff
stuff? Oh, sure. Um, a few. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
But I mean, like, You have some knockoffs i have
some reproductions like i was saying really about
focus characters one of my focus characters is
boss you've been teasing me with this game stop
boss again dinosaur guy star wars just was utterly
in love with him from from day one but i have
like a russian one a russian knockoff that's
like pink i have a couple of mexican ones that
are just gloriously weird colors So, you know,
I think knockoffs are like really expensive nowadays,
but like I I do have a few You know, and I have
some you know, I like I said, I've got that weird
Cowboy line that I really love. I've got a few
things But yeah, like, you know again Jason does
the girl toys Like strawberry shortcake and herself
the elf which I would never have heard of if
it were not for Jason Deval My Little Pony, he
loved My Little Pony. I never had a My Little
Pony until this last year and they did a D &D
set, a D &D crossover set with My Little Pony.
I remember seeing that. They got me. But the
thing is, the details, the Wizard Pony has a
bag of holding and the art on the bag of holding
matches the art. I can't remember which book,
I can't remember if it's Player's Handbook or
DMG, but it matches the art. And I'm like, like
somebody really made an effort to like, somebody
who cared about D &D made this. This wasn't just
some dumb thing to like sucker you in, like,
oh, it's, you know, we slapped a D and a D on
the, you know, the cutie sign is D &D or a D20.
There was thought involved. So I'm like, this
is kind of a cool set actually for being such
a stupid thing. Like, I'm, I'm, I'm glad I got
it. I, you know, yeah, I, I've never been like,
if I can't afford something, even back when I
was working, cause my collecting days from 2005
to 2011, I had this, I don't want to say it was
a cushy job in the social work field, but the
way the job worked, I was a live in resident
and basically only had to handle emergency type
stuff with. the place I was at kind of thing,
but I basically lived there with the rest of
the clients. I can't say too much about basically.
Think of a group home. Think of the overnight
staff. I was basically there 24 -7, but when
the other case managers and other staff weren't
there, I was the person there that needed to
handle stuff or call people if I couldn't handle
it kind of thing. And that job, paid me a decent
amount of money. At the time, that's how I got
my Transformers collection. That's how I got
this collection, that collection, whatever I
ended up collecting. That's how I got into Mighty
Mugs as soon as I saw Redhead Henry. I understand
why you say you don't watch the YouTube toy reviews.
Redhead Henry, Jason Henry, his... I don't think
the channel is around anymore. I wish it was.
He had a series called superhero mugs. So he
would take the superhero mighty mug stuff and
either he or people that he friends of his, they
would voice, like they would come out with it.
And I know this is not a Wolverine voice folks,
but they would come out with a Wolverine voice
and the Wolverine mighty mug would do all this
sarcastic, funny stuff. And I thought it was
really cool. So I started and then I found out
that at the time. I forget who Mighty Mugs was
originally under, but they eventually went out
and went with Hasbro or something. Yeah, it was
Hasbro. It was Hasbro from the start, I think.
Okay, maybe it was. I don't remember. I just
remember seeing Mighty Mugs. I don't remember
seeing... But anyway, they had Transformer ones,
and I'm like, oh, cool. And they released a Shockwave
Mighty Mugs. I have that. And I'm like, uh -huh.
I'm like, oh my god. I am waiting for Funko at
this. We've got Optimus, Megatron, Jazz, Soundwave.
Starscream, Grimlock, I'm waiting for a Funko
Shockwave at this point because that would be
super, super cool. So anyway, back when I was
doing all of that, it's like, oh, I like this,
I like that. And usually anything, I even had
some of the robot hero transformers, the little
tiny ones. I might have all of them. Oh, wow.
At least the ones released domestically. And
then another funny story is I have one that I
got from Japan, and I was called a liar. I was
called a liar on another podcast that I said,
and the guy was like, what was the other figure?
What was the other figure? And I'm like, I don't
know what the other guy was. It was Predaking.
Because Predaking is one of the characters that
I like. I have a vintage Predaking. And I saw
this guy post that that wasn't going to come
out in the US. Like, so I immediately went to
eBay and bought one from Japan. Didn't think
about it. Right. And then like six years later,
this guy is calling me a liar because I can't
to this day, I can't tell you who the other guy
is. He's white and blue. I don't know who he
is. I don't care who he is. He's the other guy
in the package with Predaking. And every year
when I do like when we do the walkthrough of
the collection or I post pictures on Facebook,
always because I'm still butthurt about it, point
out that this is the one toy that no man can
own. If you say you own this toy that I'm pointing
at because I clearly own it, you are a liar and
will be called out upon it." It was so weird.
This guy freaked out on me. Because the whole
conversation was just casual about the hero's
line. I may have all of them. I had a friend
who collected them and he kind of gave me his
when he got bored with it. I may actually have
them all. I'm not sure. My point though when
I was talking about is that I actually forgot
my point, hence why I kind of transitioned. You
were talking about Mighty Mugs. Right, it was
a big thing, it was a big deal, whatever. For
me, whether it was Mighty Mugs, Transformers,
whatever, if I couldn't afford... Even back then,
even now, obviously, I have never had a masterpiece
Transformers figure of any of them. Now, I love
all of the Transformers masterpiece stuff because
Transformers masterpiece is the ultimate level
for a Transformers character in my mind. I've
never had any of them, but at the same time,
I've never ever needed to go to any other website
to find a knockoff cheaper version of it because
I just don't need knockoffs in my life. If I
can't have the genuine thing, I might as well
not have it. Yeah, I get what you're saying.
I think like when I was talking about like knockoffs
and stuff like They're an addition. They're not
like right. No, no, no, right exactly. Yeah.
Yeah, but it's like For me, it's like I'd rather
have the real thing and if I can I can at least
you know admire it from afar and I'd be okay
that's the thing I what I've noticed since Toycast
is coming back and since we're doing this whole
new thing and whatever we're going to be doing
in the future. From the time I started it in
2009 to the time it ended in 2014, I have this
detachment to a lot of things. Like, yes, I love
my Funko Pops. I love each one of the characters
for a specific reason. Like the ones that I have
here in in Washington state, because the restaurants
storage back in Indiana, I can specifically tell
you. The flocked gopher from Caddyshack is one
of my favorites, even though I prefer Caddyshack
2 over the original movie. I know sacrilege,
whatever, but like that's a character that I
absolutely love because I love the way he interacted
with Dan Aykroyd in the second film. I had Rockum
Sockum Robots as a kid. They just released Blue
Bomber and Rocket Red, the Rockum Sockum Robots.
Now those are probably the only two I might actually
take out of the box and keep out of the box,
only because I had to find Rockum Sockum Red.
Actually, no, I found it on Amazon. You'd think
for as rich as their CEO is, they could do a
better job of packaging. came in a box was not
wrapped in another box or it was, it basically
just came with the standard film wrapped around
it. And I'm like, shit, this box is damaged.
What the hell? So the bottom of the, of the red
rock them, suck them robot boxes damage. It's
only on the bottom. You can't tell, but the figure
looks so cool and so unique and it's not your
standard Funko pop. It's not just a, you know,
It's not just. It's not. No, I think it's not
a pop. It doesn't look like a pop. It looks like
the robot. Yeah, like it's different. Yeah, I
get it. Yeah. Yeah. And the same thing with like
Optimus Prime. I took him out of the package.
He quite literally looks like the actual 1984
robot mode version of the toy. He has all the
stickers on him, but because it's Fun Co. And
they have big head little bodies. Optimus Prime's
head makes him way too top -heavy I took him
I only I only take these things out of the box
to take pictures of them and then I put them
right back in the box once I have decent pictures
that I can put online they go back in the box
and they go you know on my shelf or on my table
or whatever and as soon as I took optimus out
first of all he's His legs are posed in a way
that one leg is forward, one leg is back. And
it's just a weird, it's a weird molding that
Funko did with it. And I'm like, what the hell?
And then all of a sudden his, his face plate
starts hitting the back, the back of my desk.
And I'm like, Oh, okay. So he's way too top heavy,
but it's like, you know, stuff like that characters
like that, like you can get. Big bang theory
pops, but big bang theory pops. You look at a.
Unless they're like in the Comic Con stuff, which
I actually have Leonard and Sheldon in their
Green Lantern and Flash Comic Con stuff. But,
you know, regular characters, regular people,
it's a face, a head, a hair, you know, hair.
And then to most people will say this to black
soulless eyes. Yeah. That's why every time I
see Funko Pops that have Like orange eyes or
purple eyes or I'm like, oh, that's different.
That's cool. That's interesting I don't know.
It's just it's just the way it is. It's just
I got a I have a quick little story because you
were talking about pops and taking them out of
the box I I do that most of mine the most of
ones that I have are out of the box not all of
them but a lot of them but they did they just
did a series of pops for critical role, which
is a D &D podcast thing. That's very popular
very big And I'm a big fan. And they did pop
for the season one cast. And I only got one.
I was like, wow, I love this show, but I don't
like any of these characters. That's weird. But
my favorite character I did get a pop of, which
is Grog, Grog Strongdraw, played by Travis Willingham.
And I was just going to open it up and put it
on the shelf, like any other pop. I opened it
up, and on the back of the flap, he had his catchphrase.
They have his catchphrase, which is, I would
like to rage. And I was just like, aw. They actually
made the effort, and it's so hidden. You have
to open it up to see the little catchphrase.
I was like, oh, so he's, I don't have a good
place for him because he's in his stupid box
and he takes up too much space. But I'm keeping
that one in the package because they added that
little detail and I was like, okay, that's cool.
Yeah, absolutely. And I'm having fun with it.
I've probably mentioned in this episode, folks,
already, I'll probably mention in the next clip
with Floor Burger and Das Baron about how a buddy
of mine runs a pop store in Nashville, Tennessee.
They actually just opened their first official
brick and mortar store for a while, for the number
of years that they've... been in business, it's
been online. But you know, if as long as they're
not exclusive to Target or Walmart or whatever,
and it's something I want, I know I can go to
this guy and say, Hey, I want this eventually
kind of thing. And he does have a lot of stuff
that does sell out. But like, right now I can
go on there and not saying I'm going to do this.
But if you really wanted the Frasier Pops, I
could send you the link to it. And you could
buy Frasier, Niles and Martin. basically father
and the two sons kind of thing. Like, you know,
so it's one of those things where I don't need
to have it all. I don't need to have it all right
now. But it's one of those things where I'm slowly
looking at each one at each thing and, and deciding
whether do I really need that or not. And most
of the time with my quote unquote detachment
to a lot of things, it's like, Nah, I don't really
need it right now. But again, they make a 1986
Gordon Shumway alien life form pop. Yeah. Oh,
oh, man. I'll be like a bulldozer in a china
shop because get out of my way. I want that thing.
Your collection. Do you know the actual number
of toys you have? No. Do you have a spreadsheet
or anything or really? No. I had a friend come
over once and he saw my bins that are just like
random weapons dumped into them, hickly -pickly,
and he literally shrieked like a girl. It was
so horrifying that it was so unorganized and
messy. If I die, Jason is my executor. Mean he'll
be actually he'll be in hog heaven because he
loves that but it'll it's gonna I've actually
had someone who owns a store say I don't want
to buy your collection Like cuz it would to put
it all together and to figure it out the prize
everything would be a nightmare No, I I do not
my my insurance is woefully laughably Out of
date, so hopefully the house does not burn down.
Well, yes. I mean, that's that's always the hope
Yeah, that's always the hope. I mean, really
though, you never had an inclination of making
a record of everything you had? Or everything
you have? Really? No. No. No. I thought there
was some grand plan here. No. Oh, man. Dude,
I tried to dust it once. 20 years, not 20 years
ago. It'd be like 18 years ago. I got one shelf
done, like half of one. When I say shelf, you
gotta understand that these shelves, because
the basement itself is, the walls are finished,
but there's nothing else to it. So there's no
rooms. It's like a big donut. Think of a big
donut with walls that are finished. So when I
say a shelf, these shelves run the length of
the wall. Like, you know, like, God, I don't
even know, 20 feet, 30 feet? I don't know, you
know, however long the wall is. Because the basement's
the size of my house. So these shelves are, like,
ridiculous. These giant industrial shelves you
get from Menards. So when I say, like, I took,
like, a half a shelf, like, we're talking three
bookcases worth of length, probably. But even
that was, like, just putting it, like, getting
it all down, dusting it, putting it, that was,
like, three days worth of, you know. And then
nothing ever goes back on right. Like, I don't
know if you've ever had this happen. Like, you
take something down, right? Or even if it's just
a figure, you take it down. That figure will
immediately decide, even though he's been standing
at attention for 10 years, every joint now won't
work right. His feet are suddenly cattywampus.
Like, you take a bunch of stuff down and you
put it back in the exact same spot. Suddenly
there's no room. Like, you're two figures that
you need to put somewhere and you're like, you
fit there before. Two days ago, you fit there
fine. Why won't you go back? Yeah, I remember
when I had the dust the small one little shelf
collection I had back in the day. It was always
a nightmare and I would just never end up doing
it. Yeah, because you know what? Hey, as long
as they ain't in direct sunlight. Yeah, I was
fine. You know, as long as you know, no yellowing,
no whatever. And the Funko pops, I mean. I've
sold a few. I actually, I'd have to get my phone
out and look, but I think as of right now, I
have 106 in total between here in the apartment
and what's in storage. Most of it is in storage.
These are just all ones that I've gotten since
we've been out here in Washington state the last
two years. And the funny thing is, and this will
kind of be the wrap up here. Cause I'll ask you
one more probably question in a second. You wanted
to know about the Black Star Castle. So just
I'll remind you of that. Yep. Because we are
now in Washington state at the bottom of the
state in Vancouver, which is quite literally
right across the river from Portland, Oregon.
I am literally three and a half hours away from
Funko HQ. I could go up there right now or not
right now, but In the, in how you were talking
off air about how you have to plan out your days
and this is what I'm doing today. And I have
to get this done today by a certain time. I'll
do it tomorrow. You can go to fun co either HQ
here in Washington or Hollywood down there in
California. You have to show up really early.
There's a line you can get yourself popped. You
can have, they had the, it's like 25 bucks to
get yourself. an actual Funko pop of yourself.
It's something I'm hoping to do at some point
before I die. Yeah. Many, many years from now,
as long as Funko is still around. I don't know,
man. They haven't had that Beanie Baby crash
yet. I was expecting it. Everybody is expecting
it and everybody wants to laugh when it happens.
But I think because they still either retain
licenses or get let like the retro toys line.
I never thought we would get funko transformers
never in my life. What I ever thought we would
get funko pop transformers because they only
they had that they had the license and then they
must have read it. They did it. They did it like
at the beginning. Yeah, because they were doing
funko pop movie funko pops and I'm like, I don't
want guts out of no anyway. So yes. in the video,
which the 2019 David Draper toy collection walkthrough
video will be in our episode post so people can
watch and see all of Dave's awesomeness in his
toy collection. When I was watching through this
video, you had mentioned the Black Star Castle
and that there was some story behind that. Well,
it's it's not a great story per se, but like
first you have to know that that that place that
is notoriously fragile. It's it breaks very easily
You rarely find one in good shape and we were
at King County and you know, I'm The the division
is Jason's very good with people. I am NOT Just
it just is I'm I you know, he he I took charisma
as a dumb stat He he pumped it up. So he knows
all these people. He's always talking to him
and he's talking to this guy was a dealer there
and the guy has a box for the crystal castle
and and I Of course, I'm like black star was
always one of those lines. I kind of want to
collect Just because it seemed interesting to
me, but I've always been like, yeah so I kind
of wander over and Jason's being Jason about
the price which was like and I'm like, well,
how much do you want for it? He's like $200.
I'm like sold Well, I mean, it's like, is it
in good shape? It's like, oh, yeah, it's nothing
broken, which was not quite true. And but like,
I think was missing one gun. But like, he's like,
yeah, it's all it's all in really good shape.
Like the pieces that are broken, you don't notice
they're like little connectors that hold piece
A to piece B. And if you have a display, you
don't notice. Like, it's not like a tower snapped
off. Right? So and he's like $200. I'm like,
sold. What are you insane? Wait, like, this is
this is a grail piece. in really good condition.
You are a madman, sir. And you are not allowed
to come near it. And that is to this day, Jason
is not allowed to come within six feet of that
toy or I will stab him because Jason is infamous
for breaking things. Like the classic story is
we were at a mall, a mini mall. I think we told
this one in the last, I can't remember if we
told this on the last podcast with Danny or we
just told it to Danny, but we were at this mini
mall and Jason saw some master's figures and
he picks up Saurad. Which is also notoriously
fragile and he's lecturing the guys at the counter
about how this is a very delicate toy You have
to be very careful. You got to make sure the
nut and he drops it and it shatters on the floor
Like this is this is this is vintage J. So Jason
is not allowed Anyway, I don't like him breathing
in the direction of the Crystal Castle because
it's one of those things that just I came here
for that was the one that Belomo ordered three
of because every time they'd show up they were
shattered There was one place that Mark Belomo,
every time he tried to get it, it would be shattered
by going through the mail. That might be the
one. What it is, is they used metal in the plastic
because it's kind of a clear plastic and they
would use metal in it to give it a sparkly kind
of, this is why any gold plastic, there's metal
in it. I think there's metal and plastic anyway.
That's why bubbles turn yellow. part of it why
and they get brittle and well the yes what happens
is it rusts the metal rusts and it leaves the
plastic kind of you know without part of its
component it becomes very brittle right so but
yeah it was it was just basically like Jason
was just like I don't know and I'm like oh my
god this is a grail piece and you were balking
at two hundred dollars which is to be fair you
gotta understand that's Jason's entire budget
for a King County yeah about two hundred dollars
that's a I bring a lot of money to King County,
and I save up for it during the year to make
sure that I have a lot of money for King County.
So yeah, it was just basically like he was being
him, and I just swooped in like, I'm sold. Do
not come near this. You are not allowed. Do not
touch for fear of death. I mean, in real life,
I won't stab him. I will punch him in the kidneys
if he comes near it, because he is a klutz. Like
I love him. He knows he knows to stay away because
he knows he breaks stuff So I just I don't like
it would be heartbreaking man because it's in
such good shape It's yeah, it's in such good
shape and it's a toy that He I don't want to
say you probably can't just go on eBay and find
but it's a yeah, it's one of those that once
every decade, one really, really good one like
you have that might only be missing a certain
thing or something. And you're fine with it missing
or what, you know, whatever little piece. A gun.
Yeah, a gun. Okay. That's not taking away from
the overall display factor of the main part of
the castle. Like it'd be different if the jaw
bridge or something was missing, but a gun. Okay,
sure fine. Whatever. Yeah, because like you said,
it's a Holy shit grail piece and they don't even
if even if you do find it on eBay You cannot
that that seller cannot guarantee that it will
get to you in the condition shipped it in if
he just he can't like he can do everything he
can to like protect it and wrap it and mm -hmm
You just you cannot Guarantee that someone somewhere's
not gonna drop it. It's not gonna get kicked.
You can't know like until you open it whether
it got through Okay, and this was like, you know,
we were able to bring it back ourselves and very
carefully So yeah, like it was it was it was
Yeah, that was a real kind of like a rare moment.
Like it was like this thing is so amazing and
to be fair Jason's the one that made the fine,
but then he Then he bought the price and I'm
like, you know, okay It's like $200, but I have
so many. The box wasn't pristine, but it had
the box. Like I said earlier, and again, I'm
not trying to make this your whole segment here,
me just talking about Funko, but that's what
I have. For me, getting the red robot from Rockum
Sockum and it getting to me and the bottom of
the box is damaged. the rest of the box is fine
i don't display them bottom of the box like i
don't just lay them flat and look at them on
my table they're standing up so people can see
hey you have this you have john wick with his
dog you have um uh bob with i'm i'm so local
from what about bob you know you have bill murray
you know what i mean so it's like yeah part of
the like but as long as the box is coming uh
you know Decent shape as long as you know, nothing
major major is wrong with them a little box damage
isn't the end of the world If it if it doesn't
take away your enjoyment of what is actually
in the box, then you're good Well, no, and it's
displayed loose. Anyway, it was just like right
at the box, right? You know, like it was just
It was it was it was I I feel it was a really
good value. I feel I got a really good deal Probably
because he was a friend of Jason's side. Again,
Jason's thing is supposed to be like he's the
friendly guy. He runs the interference and then
I'm the money guy. Yep. Jason's the PR guy. He
is. He's good with people. Yeah, he is. And you
are too. I mean, we've recorded... No, you're
not. Stop it. We've recorded, I think, three
episodes of this very... Episode ninety... 495
or 95 and 96. Back in the day, way back when
in 2012, I think, we recorded - And this is episode
100? Yep. So basically, we killed your podcast.
I'm so sorry. No. No, no, no. No, no, no. At
the time in 2014, we had reached up to episode
99. Episode 99, if people would like to go back
and listen to that, that was the art of toy packaging.
It was us talking about Jim Sorensen and Bill
Forster's Transformers art of toy packaging book.
And then by that time in 2014, my mom had gotten
really sick and by May of... Six years ago, she
was gone. So May's a really difficult month for
me, even though people won't actually hear this
until June. So I'll probably come out of my funk
in May or June. Hey, June's a really June seconds
when my mother passed. So my favorite. Yeah,
like I have what I call the triangle suck, which
is Mother's Day, June 2nd. And then August, your
birthday was in August. Yeah, I just found a
buddy of mine's birthday is somebody I podcast
with a lot. We're actually trying our best to
finish up our... I had this, and this is completely
off the wall, folks. I know, but whatever. I
had this idea back in 2015, 2016 to do a daily
Phineas and Ferb cartoon review podcast where
we would watch the cartoons. We would sit down,
record the episodes. podcasts, because 104 days
of summer for Phineas and Ferb in an entire summer.
Well, 2017 rolled around, things happened. We're
finally getting back to it, so I recorded with
him for years now, even before then. But it's
just one of those things where I find out that
his birthday, which is June 2nd, is also... It
is also the same date of birth with, you know,
not necessarily the same year, because obviously
the person I'm going to mention now is a little
older, actually much older. It's also Stacey
Keach's birthday. I'm like, holy crap, you share
a birthday with the guy that voices American
Creed. Everybody knows who Stacey Keach, everybody
has heard Stacey Keach's voice. You may not know
the name, but you've heard his. Deep, deep voice
that he uses. He was a big actor in the 80s.
Yep. He's the same one I'm thinking of. Yep.
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I'm old. That's how I
remember things, not from these cartoons you
millennials listen to. I remember he was actually
like an actual actor who acted in movies. He
was in a Cheech and Chong movie. Well, the reason
why I mentioned this to my friend was because
I had just watched an episode of Law and Order
Special Victims Unit. in season 16 and he was
in it. And I'm like, it's so weird hearing his
voice and seeing him on because I only ever have
really ever heard his voice because I've only
ever really watched American Greed, which is
the true crime show that he does narration for.
And he was the voice of Robert Vance. Yeah. Robert
Vance, senior, the grandfather in the Batman
Beyond episode Lost Soul. Okay. Yeah. Again,
voice actors. Yeah. Yeah. Voice actors. That's
the point. All right. You can hear Dave along
with Deval every week or every other? Most every
week. Okay. Most every week on Dave and Deval's
Toys and Collectibles over on toyworldorder .com.
Go check them out. Listen to their show. They
have some great stuff. I find that ironic that
a decade ago Jason told me that you guys weren't
really about reporting news and then Here we
are a decade later. Episode 431 is him talking
about every single news story he could find.
I don't know how it's become. I mean, we're not
about breaking news. I think that was the thing,
especially back in the early days. It was like
everybody wanted to be the one that broke the
story. Hey, they're doing a Quicksilver figure
and everyone wanted to be the first site or webpage
that broke that story. I think that's what he
means. We're more like... Don't even know what
was just like hey, here's this thing coming out
The way I explain it to Steve Megatron who is
essentially my Jason if you want to equate it.
Oh stop it You know, I I say to Steve Megatron
I say, you know what we're like, he's like, oh
we need to talk about this news Everybody else
is talking about this news and I'm like, dude
We are news reactors. We are not news breakers
we just we just give like $700 self -moving self
-driving talking Peter Cullen Optimus Prime it's
18 inches taller however tall damn thing supposed
to be I will never have it because I will know
I think it's really cool I think it's fun I think
it's awesome that they got Peter Cullen to do
the voice but in practicality I will never have
that thing I don't know. This is what it is.
All right, folks, that's going to do it for this
part of Toycast 100. You've got one hour left
because up next... Oh, yeah, this episode is
probably right now. As of this, without editing,
I can say we're at about three hours and 45 minutes.
And we got another hour. I'm so sorry, people.
I'm so sorry. Oh, stop it. I'm so sorry I talk
so much. Oh, stop it. We love your stories. There's
nothing like sitting around the fire listening
to old man Dave tell toy stories. Well, thank
you for having me on, Mike. I appreciate it.
Absolutely. And you know, we're going to have
you back eventually too, because there's a whole
new plan here at Toycast and you'll hear about
that a little bit later. So we're going to head
over to me, Adas Baron and Josh the floor burger.
as we close out Toycast episode 100 after this.
Alright folks, it is time to wrap up Toycast
episode 100. This is the Toy Stories of our collections
and I am of course TFU and Mike as you've heard
me in the past two hours or at this point maybe
three hours. I don't know. I don't know how long
that segment with Dave Draper was because Dave
has a lot of toys. Dave has a whole basement
full of toys, as you heard. Joining me are my
new cohorts and the people that will be going
forward with me in Toycast's future. You heard
him on episode 99 .5. It's the floor burger,
Mr. Joshua. Hello, I am the floor burger. I am
not nearly as extravagant and glamorous as our
next co -host, but I will pretend like I am and
hold my pinky out. Yeah, why do you want to eat
burgers on the floor? It's a cleaning thing,
I will tell you. It's a cleaning thing. Oh, and
here I thought you weren't a table elitist. No,
no, I'm not a table elitist. It's it kind of
goes back to ancient cultures where chairs were
not yet invented Chairs were invented after the
wheels. So I'm just referring back to those.
Anyways, let's talk about the new guy Yeah, the
new guy the new guy is actually an old guy because
people have heard him on 15 episodes of my other
podcast the pull bag our comic book review podcast
that's right, it is the amazing the awesome the
Drag Race fan himself, Mr. A. Das Baron. And
we had to drive 15 miles to the local KB Toy
Store. Hi everyone. KB Toys, really? Eww. Toys
are rust forever. You don't, you never had um...
Oh, we had KB Toys. Did you have KB Toys? No,
we had KB Toys after Toys R Us kind of went away
for a while, but... I'm sorry, KB Toys... You
brought it up, I wasn't going to go there, but
KB Toys... You want to go anywhere, three for
ten dollars of who knows what toy line... Crappiest
Marvel figures you could possibly imagine. You
know, but... Now those are collectible. Actually,
toys that have KB stickers on them are more collectible.
Just throwing it out there. That's kind of...
depressing. Alright, we are here to wrap up Toycast
episode 100, and I am here to talk to these gentlemen
about how they like having their collections,
how they like having them displayed, how they
like whether they're in the box, out of the box,
whether they still play with their toys... Wait,
Das, he said, gentlemen, is there somebody else
who entered the chat with us? Not that I'm aware
of. Who are you talking to? These mongrels, these
rabid mongrel rabi -filled dogs. These dastardly
duo. See, now I feel more comfortable. Thank
you for calling me by my proper name. Thank you.
That's what my mom has called me all this time.
Mm -hmm. Sure. So let's start - Thanks, Mom,
I know you're listening. If your mom can get
through, well, she can fast forward through two
hours of other people talking on this episode.
I know your mom can do a floor burger. Oh lord,
let's not. Dude, my mom's an angel, so, um, you
know, she could probably, nevermind. I can already
tell you folks, with the chemistry that the three
of us have, this podcasting thing ain't gonna
be no thing, cause this is fun, this is easy.
Cool Lord. So, Mr. Barrensir, how do you, when
did you first kind of as a kid notice toys and
as you grew up, at one point did you want to
start collecting the toys that you had as a kid
or did you have your toys all your life? Um,
I still have a lot of the toys that I grew, well
not a lot, a handful of toys that I grew up with.
I still have my original Four Ninja Turtles.
I have the Party Wagon. displayed. He's got his
sticks and rocks that he played with as a young
man. I did I did. Yeah, so like I continually
call bought collected figures, there there was
a specific moment that I could pinpoint becoming
a collector, like the sign, the writing was on
the wall at the time. But this specific moment
cemented it. And that was in 97. maybe 98 when
Marvel put out the original X -Men box set. I
don't know if you remember this. They did an
original X -Men set. They did a giant -sized
X -Men set. Was that the first appearance one?
Yes, and the original Avengers set. Yeah, I remember
that one. I still have this set. I love the presentation
of it. Unfortunately, my Marvel girl came with
a stump of a pinky ring. Thank you finger though
they're still in the packaging and everything
they. I still prefer that over the all new original
x -men set that came out a couple years ago which
used a lot of old bodies and it was really sloppy
on the pain and whatnot so I actually got that
as a Valentine's Day gift years ago and unfortunately
it was not up to snuff and I returned it. Your
turn to the story return it to the person who
gave it to you. I returned it to the store. My
ex knew what was going on. Oh, okay, okay. I'm
sitting there, patroning you, receiving a box
set of Toy Biz Marvel figures, just saying, sweetie,
you haven't met my standards for toys, so I'm
just going to get back to you. Let's try again
next year. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I could
see that being a thing. I can get snobby when
I want to. Oh, I know you can. I know you can.
I still have that set. As to my collecting patterns,
at the moment, I pretty much have my toys in
every room of the apartment. There is a ledge
or if there's the top of furniture display space,
there are toys on it. I'm primarily an out of
box. Collector there a couple of things I keep
in the box I have my Richard Simmons still in
the box as tempting as he is to take out Josh
I know you you wanted me to take lots of photos,
but just the presentation was so nice I just
have him hanging on the wall the fact that you
have not taken him out of the box gone to the
gym and Had him duplicating the exercises you
were doing makes me feel like I think you hate
me I could just take him and put them on the
various machines and then walk away and see what
the people's reactions would be I Mean compared
to what you and I have typically seen at gyms.
I think you doing that would be not only more
normal, but Probably more inspiring for some
people but yes, I You need to do that soon, but
not only take them to the gym But then go to
some like fancy bars or something and just put
them at the end of the bar like he's having a
drink Simmons get charcuterie. Ooh I like it
Young one having what would you like Richie hot
dogs hamburgers? Hey bartender? What's a little
guy down at the end of the bar having? I'll have
one of those. He's a plastic toy Yes, I know
and he enjoys a classic drink. Oh My god, they
still have it in stock. Are you serious? What
though? No, you guys are talking about Richard
Simmons and I know I know not everybody is a
funko fan that's fine but funko has three versions
of richard simmons as a pop the target exclusive
is still available. To get delivered at least
in my area and the target exclusive is basically
red shirt richard simmons with sweating the oldies
on the shirt. I've seen one of them at my local
target. If you wanna buy that for all of us as
sort of a welcome to the show gift, I'll send
you my address off air. That would be excellent.
I'll take him to the gym with me, I'm not kidding.
If we wanna take Toycast to the gym. I'll do
that. Oh, boy, folks. I think this is the most
exercise this podcast has gotten in over a decade.
Work those glutes. I mean, I'm just, Das, I'm
just saying, if we don't see you doing squats
next to Richard Simmons, I'm done. I'm done.
I'm not talking to you anymore. and honestly
out of the three that they made basically the
target version and the regular version are the
same stance they have a dancing version and honestly
this one with the sweat and the target exclusive
is the best one because hello it actually says
sweat into the oldies on the shirt because that's
what he used to do all the time anyway okay so
Das, what is your go -to toy line, what was your
go -to toy line, either as a kid or now as an
adult? I would go through phases as a kid. So,
you know, each line would last a couple of years.
I think my Marvel obsession has lasted the longest
because it started in the early to mid 90s with
the Toy Biz figures and then it became gradually,
you know, they started getting more and more
detailed and the sculpting got better and then
they switched over to Marvel Legends. And I've
kind of been following it ever since. But I definitely
started out with real Ghostbusters, Ninja Turtles,
which begat Batman, all the Batman. Same figure,
different colors. But nowadays, if it's not a
Marvel legend, I'm primarily collecting Japanese
toys, which can be a very, very pricey game to
get into. Yes, yes, it can. But we could always
have another show talking about how I feel that
it's such a worthwhile investment for what you
get. And it's one of those things just like with
some of the legends, not all of them. You kind
of have to buy them immediately because you don't
know what the aftermarket markup is going to
be. And a lot of these Japanese things are web
exclusives and you have to find certain retailers
that will carry them because you have to go through
a middleman service to get them. I think this
month I have a... Essentially two diorama sets
which contain all sorts of bits and pieces to
make your own miniature city that you can stick
like your godzilla or your ultraman figures in.
And this is something i've always wanted cool
all right josh what about you what is your toy
collecting kind of story like when like you remember
the first toy you had as a kid. So i do remember
the first time i had as a kid and that was the
GI Joe. Charbroil we talked about this the other
day and I looked it up and that is the first
one I have a distinct memory of being my Toy
I got I picked it out. My mom got it for me.
My brothers each got their own version of GI
Joe being the youngest of three I know that my
mom had to always focus on how do I keep this
equitable between all three when I get toys.
So something like GI Joe or Ninja Turtles always
kind of worked out because we all got our version.
So I got Charbroil. I remember that. And I remember
I had like the slight like lenticular sticker
on the backpack. And as like a three year old
or four year old when I had it, I thought it
was the coolest thing in the world. So. When
it came to early toys my brothers and I were
He -Man and GI Joe to start off with my oldest
brother And I think I mentioned this in the previous
show my oldest brother started with He -Man moved
to GI Joe and those were the two lines that were
very very popular in house not a We didn't hate
Gia Transformers. We weren't against trans formers.
We just were not a transformers family for whatever
reason and then when it came to moving into Ninja
Turtles, that was sort of a natural transition
because we all picked our own turtle that we
were drawn to, which was very easy when you had
three brothers and you had four turtles to work
with. So we had that transition. Ghostbusters
was a very interesting thing for us where I think
my dad had sort of an innate fear of the supernatural.
So he didn't really like us having a lot of ghosts
or anything, but we were a Ghostbusters family,
because that one was also easy where we all had
our own Ghostbuster that we could apply to. So
anytime we had a team, any sort of team -oriented
toy line, we were great with. What characters
were you? So G .I. Joe would rotate a lot. I
usually stuck to the very brightly colored GI
Joe, so Charbroil is one that sticks out to me
because he's that sort of brighter burnt orange
color. I also really liked Flint, later runs
of Flint when he was neon green and like Eco
Force. In Turtles, I usually switched between
Michelangelo and Raphael. My other brother would
switch between Donatello and Raphael. So we shared
Raphael. Ghostbusters, that was Peter Venkman.
Typically, and is there another team I'm forgetting?
I usually stuck with like the more light -hearted,
not like badass leader, not intelligent, not
anybody who had any sort of marketable important
skills to the team. I was typically the goofy
one who made the quips in the back of the room.
Because Michelangelo's the party dude. And I'm
the party dude. Yeah, we all know that. I go
to work every day with an orange bandana on my
face. Sure, you do has the toy collecting Advanced
through life for you. Josh has have you? Gotten
to a point where you're like, I'm set or do you
still want to get more stuff? so I think I'm
kind of at a at a stopping point of a lot of
reflection and I think every collector kind of
hits that at a point My wife and I moved into
a new house. I have had the opportunity to have
my own room for my collection and I have my shelves
up. I have my shelves loaded, but there is only
so much you can fit on shelves and have it look
good and have it look like something you want
to be presentable and something you can share.
And where Das has an apartment where he has stuff
on everything, we have consolidated everything
to one room. And it's not that, if I had my own
apartment, I probably would be just like Das,
where I would have stuff coming out of everything.
I would have the Ghostbusters terror toilet.
I think that's what it was called. Fearsome flush.
Yes, fearsome flush. I would have fearsome flush
sitting on top of my toilet. I would have...
Any sort of scuba underwater figure in my shower
if I could but I don't so I have everything kind
of relegated to those rooms as far as expanding
it's when you when you have when you have a when
you're a homeowner and you're an adult and you're
also a public school teacher your budget is limited
and So I have to start looking at okay. Well
Marvel Legends just announced that they're increasing
their price point at retail? Do I really want
to continue spending $25 per figure for the privilege
of putting it on my shelf? That's where I'm getting
to with this. So I'm still curating my vintage
section, but I think I'm really slowing down
quite a bit as I'm getting to what is 2021. Yeah,
yeah, so I have been a pretty constant adult
collector for 20 years now and You get to that
point of like okay? I'm gonna slow down and be
a little bit more careful on what I'm doing.
It's kind of like the other podcast mascot I
have over on the pull bag life well spent oh
I don't regret what I'm doing. It's just I don't
know I'm saying the whole life well spent thing
like That's the point. There are no regrets,
but you're at a point now where it's like, okay,
gotta stop or gotta refocus or gotta figure out
what I want to keep and what I don't want anymore
or whatever kind of thing. And again, like, again,
like we talked in episode 99 .5, you have specific
memories tied to certain toys. And there may
not be certain toys that you still have from
your childhood. Hence why we did the Kane County
recap thing in the last episode of the show.
So, you know, it's just one of those things where
it is just what it is. And as I've said throughout
this entire long ass podcast episode, cause for
me, this show has been just recorded. Over about
three and a half four hours of my life over the
various last few weeks and months Right now my
collection is Funko and most of them are in storage
in Indiana. That's fine. It is what it is But
I have been Buying new ones and now that they
have the transformers license. It's like oh my
god I need to find all of them now. I do only
want one version of Optimus Prime and one version
of Megatron The problem with that is, the ones
I want are GameStop exclusives and their blind
box GameStop exclusives. That's a toy crime that's
coming up. Fucking blind box. Anyway, so basically
- Our case files are getting filled before we
even get to - Oh yes, oh yes. Basically, the
blind box Transformers GI Joe box that GameStop
and FunCo did this year is Duke and Cobra Commander
for GI Joe. Megatron and Optimus for Transformers,
but the Megatron and Optimus, even though they
are the exact same mold as the regular ones,
the additions that they put on those to make
them exclusive to that box set is Optimus has
his orange energy axe from the first episode
when he and Megatron fought. Megatron has his
purple energy mace as weapons attached to their
arms. Well, I think an important thing for us
to eventually talk about is What are the ultimate
editions of some of the most iconic characters
that we either? want to have ourselves or just
that are out there somewhere and That is one
of the hardest parts about collecting is Do you
want 14 different Batman's or do you want just
one really good version of Batman? It depends
because there are multiple versions of Batman
and there are multiple versions of Robin and
they're not all Bruce Wayne and they're not all
Dick Grayson for example I have the, what is
he called? It's, they call, Funko called it Red
Wing Robin. It is essentially the new 52 Tim
Drake Robin from the new 52 series. So that to
me is not the same as finding the Batman, the
animated series, Robin cartoon version of Robin,
which is Dick Grayson, two completely different
characters. That's fine. As I just said, I only
want one Optimus Prime and one Megatron of the
original G1 versions, and for me, having the
Energy Axe and the Energy Mace versions would
be really cool. I don't need Megatron with his
fusion cannon as a Funko Pop or Optimus with
his rifle. Now, if they were to repaint Optimus
in shattered glass colors, that would be a whole
different thing. However, I am perfectly fine
with the ones that I'm going after. And luckily,
so far, Funko has only done the big seven, I
think. Yeah. Optimus, Megatron, Jazz, Soundwave,
Bumblebee, Grimlock. Who's the other? Jetfire,
Skyfire, whatever you want to call him. He's
Matt Cross. Anyway. Well, I think a big conversation
Das and I have had several times is what is our
Ultimate Batman, because I know Das, you're a
big Batman fan. Yes. And I just got the recent
Hush Mafex Batman, which looks so good. And right
now, that's my ultimate Batman. And I think we
all have what our version is of our definitive.
And for me to kind of go back to your question
of like, how do I collect? I'm right now trying
to hunt down what is the definitive version of
all my favorite characters, because I don't have
the space for 10 Wolverines. I just want one
really good one that covers all my bases. I mean,
as long as it comes in yellow and blue spandex,
you're good. Unfortunately, sometimes that involves
park sharing, which I am. I have the yellow and
brown Wolverine, which is good for like my 80s
stuff. But I also want a fully comic accurate
giant size team. So I have. the first appearance
Wolverine that came with the Hulk, which is a
great body and perfect for his first for his
giant size appearance. However, the head is different.
So I need to hunt down the love triangle three
pack or just get the Wolverine from that so I
can swap heads. God you want to talk about a
three pack that I regret getting when it was
even on sale was that love triangle three pack
but that had the ideal version of so many different
figures. I have a cat climbing up into my face
right now. But yes, no, I agree with you, is
that you have to do a lot of part sharing, you
have to do a lot of customizing. So that's why
for my modern collecting, I'm trying to come
up with what is the, who's my ideal Superman,
who's my ideal Batman, because how many of each
do you need? For me, it's all about show accuracy.
And that runs into a like if you want a show
accurate movie accurate Batman 89 Michael Keaton.
You're probably looking at the hot toys figure
would be the definitive version when they put
that out with the batmobile when hot toys did
that When it comes, oh, we need a go -kart sized
toy Hey now you leave that batmobile alone I
even though I would never get it there I'm too
damn poor to even be able to afford getting the
hot toys batmobile when I saw a video of that
I was like This is what I wanted in 1989 when
I was nine years old. Damn it. Why did it have
to wait 40 years? No, don't get me wrong. I think
it's a beautiful piece. I'll never own it. And
I think it's great. I just loved how back in
the 90s with the Toy Biz Marvel figures, they
came out with so many versions of characters,
they started naming them like sequels. So we
got up to cable five. We're just not even cable
channel five. Yeah. We're not even gonna get
into what channel he was from or what episode
he was from. It's cable 22 This time he's Aqua
cable. He has floaties and flippers and then
space cable like they could have just gone with
that No, just cable five. They couldn't even
have gone with his mood when he was wearing that
outfit This is slightly gregarious cable This
is the quasius cable Nope, can't do that. For
me, as long as the X -Men are from either the
blue or the gold team, I'm fine. I think that's
actually something we should come up with, is
Grigaria's cable. Preposterous cable. Well, they
are all preposterous. We have an idea. Every
single channel of cable is preposterous. But
I think we have a merchandising idea. Grigaria's
cable. Emotional cable. Okay, so for me when
it comes to the character of cable and I know
we're going off the rails here folks But this
is a preview for you folks who were listening
to this because look forward to going off the
rails Oh, yeah, like I said earlier these guys
are the new team So keep keep track of how often
we are on the rails. That's what you want to
count for It's a good thing you said, edit that
out, because now I have a clip where I can throw
in, edit that out every single time you do something
now. Oh, good. I'm the king of sound bites. Oh,
you have no idea. Das knows me and Das knows
most of the time what I do, but Das and I haven't
recorded stuff in at least, I want to say three,
maybe four, 2018 was the last he meant. card
that comic episode we did came in thunder cats
it was was surprisingly well done uh... but it's
one of those things where uh... you know from
now see how you may be lose my damn train of
thought the hell dude yes like it's it's like
a toy infirmary over here hello nurse come on
let's go don't worry he's flatlining if it starts
to struggle i'll i'll show up in the middle of
the night but a pillow over your face and jump
out the window And race off into a field or you'll
die too, so I just was making a not if you're
wearing one shoes. Oh, can they be neon purple?
Of course they can. The Nickelodeon ones, they
need to be. It's it's too bad that grew blew
up the moon. He didn't want to just he didn't
want to collect it this time. He wanted to blow
it up. Yeah, damn it. I still don't know where
the hell I was taking that. Anyway. I don't know
where you were either. I'm just going back to
the script. Back to the script everybody. What
script? There's no script. Then what am I reading?
I don't know what you're reading. I have a 500
page document sitting in front of me right now.
Then that's something you wrote in your sleep.
It is called the bibble? What is the bibble?
Oh lord. It's something orange troglodytes should
never hold in their hands. Oops, sorry. Anyway.
What is DOS 316? And the Lord saith may his suit
be fabulous. May your suit be ever so tailored.
May your suit be tailored to your butt cheeks.
I have no butt cheeks. So, I've been telling
you dude, squats. Come on. You've been hitting
biceps all the time. You gotta do leg day. My
legs are big enough as they are. But you have
no butt. I know, that's the... We had that a
separate time. What has Richard Simmons been
trying to teach you the whole time since you
bought him? Sweat. Or hold on. Sweat! You don't
want swass though. You want to avoid the swass
as much as possible. But we'll get those gains.
We'll get those pants just bulging nicely. You
won't even realize just how much the ladies are
checking you out as you go and you put Richard
Simmons in your back pocket. You could rest a
book on that. And I think this podcast needs
some turtle wax right about now. That's all we
can I can talk about waxing a lot if you want.
Oh, you'd be surprised how much my back needs
Okay, that was I was just talking about waxing
poetic, but yeah, I mean oh It's only turtle
wax. I mean Mikey uses it for his shell for crap
sake You know what you know what you guys just
don't understand the challenge of having a very
thick forest To carry around each day. Yeah,
well As long as it isn't on my back, I'm fine.
If it's on my face, sure, fine, whatever. But
no, thank God. Anyway, toys! Oh, wait, we were
talking about toys, not back hair. Okay, cool.
Cool, cool, cool. I want to make sure that we
were all on the same page on that. I'm sure there
are Bigfoot toys or... We could make a list of
hairy toys. We got Beastman Stratos. Flocked
Panther. Mm -hmm is okay. So if panther is flocked
does that really mean he's more hairy than when
he's not flocked He's double hairy I mean, I
could try to use flocked in a way that you probably
you're gonna feel like you need to bleep out
later on so, you know, I'll you Dude if people
are still listening to us right now, they're
all gonna be our catchphrase with the flock Yeah,
probably, most likely. We are flocked two ways
this Sunday. Yes, yes, we are. All right, folks,
I think that's gonna do it. Wait, we're done?
We had old script? What is going on? I thought
we were gonna actually get to serious questions.
We've overstayed our welcome. It's been fun.
Goodbye, everyone. I start talking about my back
hair. We're just done. What the hell? You know,
I mean once a show jumps the shark It can never
come back from it and you got to blame Henry
Winkler for that. What is this jumping the back
hair? Is that what we're doing? Please no, I
don't want to come anywhere near your back here.
Thank God I'm out here in Washington State and
now we're nowhere near Illinois. Well, I know
I never So i can i can start fine fine fine fine
you want more questions fine. Yes i think we
should go with more questions because if you
have to edit out the junk at least you have content
to use that makes it sound like a legitimate
toy show. Yeah well you know. Legitimate anything
i've done the last thirteen years right anyway.
Alright so here is a teaser for the origins on
toy cast technically. Yeah, technically desk
you go first cuz a comes before J or F so action
figures or dolls What do I refer them to as yes
action figures? However, I had many adults in
my upbringing who would mock me and refer to
them as dolls What about you Josh action figures
or dolls? Oh Action figures and and not just
for the fact that it's like I'm trying to maintain
my masculinity and they call them action figures.
Their purpose is to create some sort of non...
Okay, so I'm gonna get myself into trouble in
semantics here, so maybe I shouldn't go further,
but they're action figures. They're set up to
create a difference between action movie characters
and... Baby doll characters. There's there's
a difference. There's a difference in the purpose
and that's okay Doesn't make them any better
doesn't make them any worse. It just indicates
their purpose Hardware store is different from
a lingerie store for a lot of reasons even if
the behaviors can be somewhat similar So it's
okay to label a hot piece Okay, I think I think
that says way too much about you that it does
about us no one remembers wasp as Demetri Martin
said The difference between an adult toy and
a child's toy is location, location, location.
So some of these and both Josh and Adas Baron
will have separate episodes for this, but some
of these do come from the 30 questions. Well,
yeah, again, one on one. The whole point is one
on one to get the anyway. What? Well, OK, so
what was the most? Money either of you have ever
spent on a toy and the advice of my attorney.
I'm not saying anything Incriminating evidence
that your wife should not find out about I'm
gonna have to say What I threw down for the has
lap sentinel which in in the in the grand scheme
of things isn't that much But for someone, you
know who mainly spends, you know 20 to 30 dollars
on like a standard action figure 350 is a lot.
Yeah, kind of. And I'm pretty sure, and I know
I haven't, because I don't have that kind of
money, nor do I have the damn space to even,
you know, you talk about 350 for Sentinel, it's
700 for Unicron, oh my god. And the Transforming
Optimus? Oh my god. Oh no, that one's 700. Unicron
was 595 or something. Plus $100 shipping or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so 60... Well, yeah, close
that... That Transforming Optimus, though, man,
holy crap. My jaw dropped when I saw that full
video. I know that that's been around for at
least three or four years now. Like, they did
another version of it before, but now that they
actually have Hasbro's backing on it. Like, holy
crap. That thing is crazy. Yeah, so if I were
to throw in how much I have spent I would say
I'm still under $100 on a single toy and that's
usually been tough and If I'm gonna spend that
much it's something that I I'm going to keep
the box. I'm keeping the accessories I'm keeping
everything in place because I want to make sure
if I'm I think once I hit the $50 mark if I'm
spending about $50 on something it's got to be
something that If the time comes that I need
the money or it's time to sell it's gonna be
something I can flip You know, so I I've never
spent over $100 on a single toy, but I've spent
Oh Definitely over $100 on lots. I know I bought
a lot of transformers for $200 and sold them
all and It but I've always had my limits on that
but Could have the space for something like a
unicorn if I had the money for it or for the
sentinel if I was really that in x -men I probably
would have gone for it. So the answer question
probably no more than I think for me in the last
let's say five years the most expensive thing
I've bought was I just had to win a Funko pop
auction for the cereal monsters for Count Chocula
Frankenberry and Boo Berry and that I'm paying
like $95 plus shipping for the three of them
because they're Kind of, they were Funko shop
exclusives back then. They still are, but you
know, it was one of those things where you weren't
really going to find those anywhere, especially
sold together. So I was like, okay, sure. Before
that, back when I was working from 2005 to 2010,
I think the most I ever spent was maybe $125
on the original G1 Blaster. I think between G1
Blaster, Soundwave, and Optimus, I spent just
south of 400. So I will say I have to make a
correction on what I said originally. When something
gets a little bit larger like a playset, I often
forget that is a toy in itself. So I got the
Masters Classics. Castle gray skull when it came
out through Maddie collector for whatever the
price was I pre -ordered it saved up for it so
that's probably the most I ever spent on an individual
toy my Ghostbusters firehouse was 75 bucks my
Ninja Turtle layer was and target accidentally
price all their initial layers at $15 I I did
that too It was amazing greatest $15 so I would
say the the Masters Castle Grayskull was the
most ever spent on something and I have no regrets
having spent that much. And I don't think I ever
will regret that. Let's do more questions. Okay,
more questions. What features define a good toy
to you? So what is a toy? What kind of features
like action features kind of thing? What makes
that a good toy? Like I'm not crazy about action
figure features. So I would probably define it
as like the iconography of the character that
it's based off of. How good does it get down
to the root of the character? Like, you know,
there are a million Wolverine figures there that
use like the same body, but what has like the
greatest face? I have to agree with that. I'm
a big Captain America fan. The original Marvel
Legends Toy Biz Captain America that I got, I
still have it on my shelf. And I also have the
Power and Glory or the worthy Captain America,
whatever it's called, from the Avengers Endgame
Walmart exclusive. Does it capture a... Image
that is the best image of that figure that if
they updated a little bit. I wouldn't care to
get it is it great just how it is that even with
a mild change I wouldn't care and that that's
a big thing for me for modern toys right now
vintage is obviously really different, but then
modern stuff I don't need the new Disney Plus
Winter Soldier that's coming out because I I
have the Infinity War figure that does a job
perfectly for me. Meanwhile, the only Sam Wilson
Captain America figure I want is the Amazon exclusive
Funko pop version from Winter Soldier from my
only comment about Sam Wilson is Captain America
because I think it's awesome. I think he looks
great. My biggest complaint dude needs to put
a helmet on. He's flying in the air. Put a helmet
on. Come on. Okay, okay. What have you seen?
What message are you sending to children? Have
you seen Marvel Assembled? After we're done here,
go to Disney Plus, go watch Marvel Assembled.
They released a second episode doing the behind
the scenes of Falcon and Winter. I watched it
yesterday. Yeah, OK. So you know what I'm going
to bring up? The faults? No, not the faults.
They showed how he actually was, how the suit
basically And I'm not saying anything against
Anthony Mackie. The man is a better physical
specimen than I could ever hope to be. But when
they were showing how they were making him look
on screen and how they were making him look in
the cowl and he actually called it a cowl and
in the suit. They did digitizing over that so
it would look seamless it actually wasn't it
was every time he moved it moved so we had the
movement while he was doing his scenes as captain
america. What. They digitally enhanced it to
make sure it didn't look like you could see the
inside of his neck because it's a mask You're
not supposed to know even though everybody knows
who it's just he needs a helmet like put it I
I wear a helmet to bike to down the street put
a helmet on this guy. He's flying through the
air I know it's comic accurate. It looks fantastic
the fact that we have The Falcon wearing that
outfit is such a huge leap forward for superheroes,
comics, whatever you want to call it. I think
it's great. I'm embracing the whole thing. I
think his message was fantastic. I just want
a little safety. Come on. Put a helmet on. You
heard it here first, folks. Captain America needs
a helmet. I wear a helmet to go down the stairs.
Leave me alone. OK, let's see. Let's move on.
All right. Well, okay. So every everybody is
safe. Uh huh. Everybody is safe. Nothing is going
to happen to you and your loved ones. However,
your house, apartment, whatever is on fire. It's
destroyed. It's whatever your collection is going
to go with it. What is the one toy you would
run into safe? One toy I would save. I did everything.
Just one individual toy out of everything you
can only you only have time to for one or else
you're gonna die I mean I can easily answer this
because I feel like I always have the the knee
-jerk reaction and that is my original Michelangelo
with the rubber head not the solid plastic head
I would Hmm interesting He's missing his belt.
He's missing his weapons, but if I could go in
and I didn't have to worry about saving my cats
or anything like that and they were okay and
they were safe and I would have to say I have
a Shogun Godzilla that has been in my family
as long as I can remember. My uncle got it for
me, my brother's to play with. When my uncle
passed, my mom had it in her garage. When I finally
got my own house, my mom said you need to have
this now and so it's come to my room. I would
say my Shogun Godzilla because it's been Out
of everything, probably the most recognizable
toy in generations of my family. Awesome. For
me, it's not here, but if something happened
to where my funcos are stored, I would have to
I would die for this. I'd have to save the pop
rod, the funco pop pop rides. Kit with Michael
Knight, because as soon as Funko announced that
they were doing that figure, I'm like, okay,
if I don't get individual Knight Rider figures,
if I'm only getting this one Knight Rider figure
from Funko, I'm like, okay, sure. Great. That
would be the one that I would save. Out of the
ones that are here with me right now, one of
the ones, uh, probably Christmas Vacation Clark.
because uh christmas they released the it's supposed
to be a wal -mart exclusive but i don't have
a wal -mart uh they released the station wagon
from when he grabbed the from when they took
the tree home in the movie so that one because
christmas vacation is my number one christmas
movie oh i can watch that six times in a row
without any problem kind of thing so well yeah
i mean hallelujah holy shit where's the title
of course anybody can watch that movie Alright,
so what is one toy you'd love to have in the
real world? So let's just say, for example, you
could have any action figure be a real world
thing. Might need you to clarify that one a little
bit more. Think of the Lantern Core was real,
and the Green Lantern Ring was real, and you
could actually use it. What toy would you want
to be, like... If you could have a life -size
Actual like small soldiers the movie small soldiers
if Tommy Lee Jones came to life Like if my Grimlock
comes to life and it's voice so if I could have
a toy come to life for real Probably optimal
optimus beast war no beast wars beast wars the
vibrant origin blue caught my eye on that and
Are we talking about it being like That toy coming
to life at that like. Foot and a half height
or are we saying like it would be life size.
Oh. It would be like yes, I I would love to play
in real life and just look at my coworkers be
like what I'm driving a giant truck monkey. What
do you what do you want with me? And I would.
I would go with the big blue and orange monkey
truck. That'd be my vote. Let's do it all day
long. For me, like this is kind of a grail piece,
but if it worked, too, that would be great, which
would be the Super Sentai Mask Man Masky Brace,
which is basically their transformation device.
It is one of the most difficult, sought after,
uh, Henshin devices that you it's damn near impossible
to find. And if you do find it, it goes for like
fifteen hundred dollars. Wow. But it's like it's
a communicator, it's a transformation device,
it flashes. One of my favorite things about the
show, the show is it's a communicator. But when
they they're communicating to the headquarters,
they get the POV screwed up every single time.
So it's a full it's a full on shot of the actor
talking into it. As if there's a camera on him
not look like he's I mean, he's still looking
down at the brace. Yeah. I think any Sentai kind
of toy would be absolutely ideal. I have a belt
buckle that turns me into an armored character
and then I get a giant robot to go right around
in. I'm good with that. Like, I could see that
being a thing. Yeah. Yeah, we just need two more
people and we could have the five lions. So these
are the two questions that are going to close
out every episode of origins when I eventually
start doing the interview episodes if You could
any toy company doesn't matter if they gave you
the keys to the kingdom If you could create any
toy, what would you want to create? What rating
are we going with right now? It's an explicit
podcast. So it doesn't really matter. There's
gonna be a way to I ever wanted to create Okay,
give me a second to think. I should probably
have read these questions before we hit the show.
See, this is why I didn't want to do previews
of these questions because now I do your single
-handed episode for this. I'm a big fan of Disney
World. I don't really care for Mickey Mouse.
I don't care for Goofy, Donald Duck, whatever.
It's not that I dislike them. They're just not
what I like about Disney World. I like Disney
World for the ambiance, the escapism, the illusion
it creates, the storytelling and everything.
And I had an ill -fated idea for a podcast years
ago, and one of the topics I talked about was
what are the top five theme park rides we would
want as a play set. And if you've ever been to
Disney World, you've ever been on Pirates of
the Caribbean, it is a wonderfully themed, designed
ride. And if I could have... A good chunk of
that to become like a seven foot long like us
is flag size. Play set of the different scenes
you see throughout there because there's a pirate
ship in a fort scene there's a there's a port
side you know sixteen hundred seventeen hundreds
colonial. Set up there's a treasure room there's
not necessarily a beach but there's like a cave
sort of set up. I would love a seven foot long,
three and three quarter inch scale Pirates of
the Caribbean play set with water, like a working
water feature through the center. That would
be my jam. Kings of the kingdom. No budget. Let's
go for it. Let's make it. That would, that would
be where I would go. Got anything to ask. Okay.
So my, my first idea is another Sentai one, but
do we have two options or are we just sticking
to one? Do whatever you want, man. Just answer
the question. In layman's terms, if you remember
the original Power Rangers, there's Rita Repulsa.
In Japan, she's known as the witch Bandora, who
is played by the actress Machiko Soga, who is
a prolific tokusatsu Sentai Kamen Rider metal
hero actress, and she is known for her over the
top performances. And she's played multiple characters
throughout like late seventies to mid nineties.
If they did a box set of her most iconic roles.
That would be awesome and it would have to actually
look like her because every time they put a reader
figure out it doesn't look like either her or
the the US actress they always look terrible.
My second go -to would be hot toys now like I
don't have any hot toys. They're so freaking
expensive. I always wanted the 89 Batman Jack
Nicholson Joker and he was at my local comic
shop and I was like, I'm going to save up and
by the time I had the money, he was gone. They
eventually had the black and white outfit that
he had. But I didn't want that one. Oh yeah,
every time. Man, his career is really getting
lax right now. But in terms of over the top performances,
I would want a hot toy. Yes, version of Julia
as m bison from the 90s. Yes, he made that movie.
I know a lot of people have a lot of hate for
that movie. I adore that movie. It's so fantastic.
So many 90s films, but as I've gotten older,
I have just learned to say I love it. And yes,
Raul Julia, especially he that was his last performance
of his life. He was dying of cancer while John
Claude Van Damme is snorting. He is processing
more snow than my snowblower this past winter.
And he is giving the performance of a lifetime
in a bad situation. And yes, 100 % yes, he needs
to be just immortalized in that role. Because
how many different scenarios in our lives can
we think of where it's the day... God, what is
the line? The day Bison came into your village
was the most important day of your life. But
for me, it was a Tuesday. There's so many scenarios
in our lives that we can come up with, like telling
people like, you know, if we're just like, oh,
you're just an asshole every day. So when you
piss me off, that was a Tuesday to you, but that
was like a big day in my life. But yes, I agreed
to us give him his immortal incarnation as a
hot toys figure yes hundred percent for me it's
very simple they haven't done it yet to my knowledge
and I haven't seen any announcements yet and
I'm waiting and I wish they've done every other
most every other 80s they they have eight 70s
and 80s TV shows they have Cheers they My point,
my point, well obviously, my point is they have
Cheers, they have Sanford and Son, they have
all this stuff. I want a Funko Pop Alf, dammit.
That's what I want. Would he be flocked or no?
Yeah, both. He was a Shag Muffin, so I don't
know about him being flocked. I think he would
have to be, there would have to be some other
style with him, almost like, what's his name?
Beast Man, not Beast Man, Grizzlor. Give me a,
give me a, give me a Masters Origins Alf as Grizzlor.
Alfor, oh lord. Alright, final question. Step
up your game. What is the one piece of advice
you would give the toy collecting fandom? Okay,
I'm sure there's plenty of pieces of advice,
but what is the one main overall final thought
for toy collectors that you, what is the one
thing that you would tell the toy fandom? It's
like collecting fa - whatever. You know what
I mean. Keep it fun and collect the things that
you enjoy. Don't get things just so you can say
you have them. Okay. So I don't know if I can
offer one. So I'm going to offer a couple. Here
we go. You ready? Number one, if it doesn't fit,
don't put it there. I think that's something
we can all agree with. If it doesn't fit, don't
do it. Number two, if it doesn't fit, and it
doesn't go there, don't try to make it go there.
And I'm talking about shelving, just so we all,
are we all on the same page on that? Okay, okay,
because I'm talking about shelving. Because I
have eight by 12 shelving, like, you only get
so much space on these things. Beyond that, I
would also say organize, organize, organize.
Keep. everything organized. If you got extra
hands, if you got extra heads, if you get extra
accessories, keep it organized in some shape
or form because when you start getting into 25
different Ironmen, they've got 25 different pairs
of hands and everybody's got like, you know,
spider thwipping hands and wall climbing hands
and fists. Keep that organized as much as you
can because If you're gonna try to sell it later,
organize it later, just try to figure out your
life later. Don't put it in a box. Don't put
it into a bin unless you have it in little baggies.
Ziploc baggies are your best friends as a collector.
Do that. And then my last final bit of advice.
If you are going to try to hold a relationship
and be a collector, find a really good flower
shop. and be awesome to your spouse. That's all
I can say. Sorry, I spent the rent. Sorry, sweetie.
Our mortgage is going to be a little bit behind
because I found a bat landing with a new cape.
He's got a new cape. He's got a new cape and
he can fit in our living room because he's life
size. Just communicate with your with your spouse.
That would be the big thing. Communicate with
your spouse. I'm sorry, Mom, for everything you
heard. And maybe we do need to apologize because
it's so funny that you bring that up because
even though I've always tagged my podcasts explicit,
apparently some of the - this is a long time
ago now - some of the very early episodes of
Toycast that one of my co -hosts was on or wasn't
on, I started with a couple of guys doing this
and one of them had kids and one of the kids
wanted to listen to the show, but it wasn't -
His dad on that, his dad wasn't on that episode
and he listened to it anyway. And it's me and
my buddy, Pecan Court Michael. And we're just
cursing up like left and right. Every, not every
other word, but every seventh word. And the mom
heard this and apparently he got super pissed.
And I'm like, Hey, it's tagged explicit. Like
seriously. Anyway, I want to thank everybody
from Pia to the goddamn Proto Man to Steve Megatron,
Mike the Bird Man, Pecan Crumb Michael, everybody
that stopped by, to ADAS Baron, to the Flora
Burger here for being the new crew coming in.
I also want to thank and remember Gary Clark,
aka Optimus Scourge. He was the person who passed
away in 2011. was the reason why I only did the
show up until 2014 and then ended it. But we
have a whole new direction. You can listen to
the previous episode to hear about that. We will
be teasing more about that in the next episode.
And it's just going to be a bunch of fun talking
about toys. If you're looking for a toy podcast
that doesn't do too many semantical things or
doesn't Dive too deeply into the bibble or the
or the the the Politico so don't come here. It's
toys folks. There should be no wait. What wait?
Are we? No, or should they come here? Wait, don't
come here. No. I don't even know now you see,
you know. DOS is happening again. Where the hell
is the damn thing? He lost his memory medicine.
It's his fault. I'll give you some memory medicine.
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And somebody has a vibrator. Oh, that's my phone.
Yeah. Or is it? Or is it? Exactly. Dun dun dun.
I'm just gonna steal Deval's line. Keep playing
with your toys, gang. We'll catch you next time
here on Toycast as we enter this new era. Is
this thing still on? Is anyone still listening?
Well, we are gonna end this five hour and ten
minute journey or so with the wise words of Optimus
Scourge who died September of 2011. I consider
the man one of my best friends and every time
I hear his voice I think of fond memories and
I still end up crying. But I hope everyone enjoyed
this five -hour journey into how we like collecting
our collections. I want to thank once again all
my guests, Mike the Birdman, Steve Megatron,
Pia, Protoman, Optimus Solo, Pecan Court Michael,
Optibotamus, Dave Draper, and my new co -hosts,
as I said at the beginning of this 5 -hour journey,
Josh the Floorburger and Adas Baron. We are going
to be bringing you a whole new toy journey here
on Toycast, and I hope people will tune in. I
promise, no more 5 -hour episodes. So keep playing
with your toys and we'll catch you next time
here on Toycast and now the wise words of the
late great Optimus Scourge aka Gary Clark Okay,
I'll go first myself I've been around TFW for
quite a long time before it had its own website
actually in either 2000 or 2001 when Tony started
an RID site and It was the only one that had
car robots And back then, YouTube -sized videos
that were pretty decent quality was almost unheard
of back in that time. So I've kind of been there.
I've been to a bunch of BotCons, hung out with
the TFW crew at BotCon, and had some stuff with
that. And got to know Pia over new animated toys,
which we shared a thread with a bunch of other
people over on TFW. You know basically it started
off very simply and became obsession really for
a lot of us and I Don't know it's kind of come
full circle now. I'll pretty much just wait Yeah,
just because financial situations and you know
money being what it is today You know I just
try to have to be a lot more careful I can't
go completists like I used to so and if I do
buy something a lot of times I'll sell it off
or if I really don't like it I'll sell it for
cost plus shipping and that's always been my
thing with me and I've always gotten kind of
you know people don't want to believe in karma
sometimes but I kind of do and you know Pia will
tell you a lot of times I've gotten stuff for
him in retail and it's never more than cost plus
shipping and a PayPal fee because they charge
it to me so and what comes around goes around.
There's going to always be something that you
need someday. I've been on the receiving end
of deals from other people and him as well. I
think that that's the way it should be. Collecting,
unfortunately, is kind of a greedy thing to a
lot of people, and even to myself, to an extent,
can realize that. I try to, instead of say, okay,
I got this guy, he's worth 20 bucks on eBay.
There's a guy on the boards who'd really love
to get this guy. If I have the money to pick
it up and I know someone wants it, I will. I
know lately that's less going on now, less people
buying toys and stuff like that. For me, I've
always been the kind of cosplay shipping guy,
if you ever see my feedback on TFW. I don't know.
I just like to put good karma to other people
and try to do right by other people and hopefully
it comes back to me some way. That was fun! Till
all are one.
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