Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron

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I am your host TFGio and Mike and today I am

joined by Steve Megatron. His first episode in

almost six months. Pretty much. Hello. His first

episode on this show in almost six months. I

think the last time we saw you was the GI Joe

episode. Yes, 25. Yes, 25. Long time ago. Yes,

very, very long time ago. And today, Kevin's

not here. He pretty much told me he really has

no input on this cartoon series we're going to

be talking about today. But it will be Swat Cats

the Radical Squadron. So how are you, sir? Pretty

damn well. We've finally hit the one -year mark

on PCAST Radio. Yep. Which was... Obviously a

couple weeks ago, but um yeah, this this episode

is actually being recorded two days after the

one -year anniversary But it will go up Early

mid -july, I think I don't know a few well probably

middle middle of June. I forget. I don't know

Anyway, how are you? I'm doing very well. That's

good Yes, don't beat me I have no idea. Yes,

I come, Castmaster. Don't beat me. I want my

internet, you bastards. Yeah, that's basically

what I told them. Yeah, we're not going to get

into that here, but yeah. So anyway, getting

right into the history lesson here. We have Swatcast,

The Radical Squadron, which is an animated series

for television created by Christian... Tremblay

and Yvonne Tremblay and produced by Hanna -Barbera

Productions and Turner Program Services. Every

episode of the series was directed by Robert

Alvarez. The bulk of the series was written by

either Glenn Leopold, 13 episodes, or Lance Falk,

6 episodes. Jim Stenstrom contributed 2 episodes

while David Ehrman, Vaughn Williams, Eric Clarke

with Lance Falk, Mark Sink... Wow, there's a

lot of names I don't really know. The show ran

in syndication as part of the fantastic world

of Hanna -Barbera from 1993 to 1995, when it

was given its series finale. There were a total

of 25 finished episodes and a special episode

that features a report on the SWAT cats and the

wall of their missions and gadgets, as well as

three unfinished episodes and two episodes still

in the concept stage. The show was based in the

fictional metropolis of Mega Cat City, which

is populated entirely by anthropomorphic felines

known as cats. spelled with a K. So that's it

for the history lesson. As far as general memories,

Steve, what do you remember about SWAT Cats?

I remember liking it a lot just because it had

that new, it was like this new stage in animation

where they started hitting some kind of a grungy

look to animation. Yeah. And I kind of liked

it because it was an American grungy. I mean,

it wasn't, it didn't have that Japanimation look

to it. I mean, it did have some of the angular

type things that they use now, obviously, in

things like Teen Titans and TF Animated and some

of the angles that they used in this. But as

far as I was concerned, I really dug the designs

of the cats. I loved their battle ship. Yeah,

the turbo jet. that fucking jet everybody wants

a turbo cat oh yeah who wouldn't yeah exactly

nice little tools on it's like the Batmobile

in the air yeah yeah you know good well I was

gonna say one of the voices I can't remember

which one it was the voice of Donatello yeah

that would be Jake Clausen alias Razor his voice

by Barry Gordon yep yep I remember that very

fondly. The other guy, I don't remember who voiced

him, but I liked both of those characters. You're

going to be very surprised as to who voiced him.

Chance Furlong, alias T -Bone, was voiced by

none other than Buster Bunny, Charlie Adler.

Wow. Yeah. That makes sense. I can kind of see

the, you know... The thought of it going around

in my mind. Yeah, it does fit Yes, yes it does

and Yeah, you know I remember it's funny. I remember

this show, but I don't remember watching it in

its initial run I started watching it when it

was re -airing on boomerang and I'm like wait

this show is so familiar How do I know this show?

How do I know these characters? I've seen these

episodes before and It I don't know it just had

some sort of familiarity to me, but at the same

time I did not remember watching it in the initial

93 to 95 run So I don't know um So going right

into the characters here Chance for long as I

said alias t -bone who was voiced by Charlie

Adler the leader member of the SWAT cats and

pilot of the turbo cat jet T -bone was one of

the best pilots in the SWAT cat universe and

seen in as seen in cry turmoil He loved aerial

warfare history as seen in the ghost pilot and

scaredy cat cartoons He was reeled in the sea.

It was reeled in the side cat psych atta that

he was a strong dislike of bugs that he eventually

overcame in Mutation City. It was revealed that

he was unable to swim, although later in the

episode he learned and rescued an unconscious

razor from drowning. He's very protective of

his partner and the turbo cat and got extremely

upset if anything happened to either. He has

a huge crush on Callie Briggs, but never got

any attention from her. Chance was also the more

daring of the two. He's willingness to take chances

especially when in the turbo cat chance commonly

flew the turbo cat out of tough situations refusing

to eject and Coaxing his baby the turbo cat to

perform I really I like him. He's a good match

to to razor but He's not my favorite character

at all Yeah, I mean He's not my favorite but

that's more so to do with the fact that I liked

Razor More so just because he was the gadget

man. He was basically a cat version of Donatello

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. It's basically

Donatello in a cat suit Yeah, I mean that that

to me made the whole you know character. Yeah

So, speaking of Razor, Jake Claussen, who was

voiced by Barry Gordon, the smaller member of

the Swat Cats, who was a mechanical genius. He

designed the various gadgets and advanced weaponry

used in the Turbocat, and he serves as the Radar

Interceptor and Weapons Control Officer, or Rio,

in the Turbocat. He was a martial arts master,

he was... more measured and restrained of the

two cats. In Rager's Edge, he lost his self -confidence

in fighting because he had hurt two pedestrians,

but recovered from this upon discovering it was

a setup by DarkCat. He loved the late night show

with David Litterbin. Oh, God. Nice. Oh, God.

Wow. Talk about a cheap pun. Yeah. You know like

it like we've said already I We both love razor

razor is just awesome because as we said, it's

Donatello in a cat suit So that was very very

cool Next up is Callie Briggs was voiced by Tress

McNeil She is the deputy mayor of mega cat city

and the one who did the real work of City Hall

The SWAT Cat's biggest supporter, she had a radio

communicator which enabled her to call them directly

when danger threatened the city. I like her.

She's okay. She's... I wouldn't say she's basically

an April O 'Neil, but... She's pretty damn close,

except for the fact that she's more useful. Yeah.

And she isn't annoying. I mean... She can be

it sometimes, but not to the extent of April

O 'Neil. Yeah, and not to the extent of the actual

mayor. Basically, I equate Callie to, and I know

people are going to really hate me equating this,

but she's basically Miss Bellum from the Powerpuff

Girls. You know, I was actually thinking that.

She's the one that has to handle the buffoon

of a mayor. Yeah. I can suggest, you know, maybe

we should actually have them help us. Oh yeah,

that's a good idea, but I'm still gonna arrest

them. Well, you know, it's not really the mayor,

and we'll get to the mayor here in a minute,

but it's not really the mayor that wants to arrest

them, it's the next character, Commander Ulysses

Farrell, voiced by Gary Owens. Head of the enforcers,

Feral has had a strong and obvious dislike for

the Swat Cats, whom he considered reckless vigilantes.

He had worked with the Swat Cats when the situation

called for it, such as in catastrophe and a bright

and shiny future. But he more often called on

his men saying, the enforcers will handle this,

and get me a chopper back up. The Swat Cats themselves

held him in contempt, since when they themselves

were enforcers, he had fired them for their reckless

flying. But it had really been his fault for

having interfered in the first place. I like

Farrell's voice. That's about it. Yeah, his character

was... So one -dimensional. It was Sentinel Prime

with a better voice. Oh, wow! That's just as

far as I'm gonna go with him, just because he's

a freaking airhead and has to have somebody else

suggest, you know, maybe we should do this. At

least his chin didn't go on for miles and miles

and miles and miles. But it was out there. So

there seems to be a trend. The annoying moron

hero character may have different voices, but

they're one and the same. Lieutenant Felina Farrell,

voiced by Lori Allen. Commander Ulysses Farrell's

niece, she was the daughter of Farrell's brother,

first appeared in Season 2's Mutation City as

a new female heroine. Being something of a reckless

hothead herself, she appreciated the help of

the SWAT cats. Unlike her uncle, she would work

openly with them. Out of the two of them, she

seemed to like T -Bone the best. Farrell himself

faced something of a dilemma over her, trying

to keep her out of danger but not show any favorable

treatment. She was also a very skilled pilot

as seen in When Strikes Mutiler and Cry Turmoil.

She wouldn't take no for an answer, in fact,

to which T -Bone once remarked, you are one stubborn

she -cat. And it's funny, it switches right to

the, after her character, the wiki information

switches right to the villains. It doesn't even

mention Mayor Manx, unless he's in... Like background

character things. I'm looking down here, but

I don't see him. So Yeah, oh well. Well, yeah,

he's uh He's listed in other characters. So we'll

we'll get to him later as far as the villains

dark cat Dark cat voiced by the late Brock Peters

dark cat was the main arch enemy of the swat

cats. He is very large intelligent evil Dark

Cat wanted to destroy Mega Cat City to create

a new lawless town called Dark Cat City. Wow.

Uh, I guess he is pretty much your usual run

-of -the -mill, wanna take over the world. Well,

take over the city type of person. Yeah, they...

He does fulfill that need, but at the same time

he's, I don't know, it's... It's just another

wannabe, like Megatron type -ish. Yeah, but the

voice was pretty awesome. Oh yeah, I can't deny

that this entire voice cast was pretty kick -ass.

Especially the, well I'll mention Dark Cat's

creeplings. The vocal effects were provided by

Charlie Adler. Small pink bat -like creatures

that were extremely vicious and appeared to be

protected from radiation. I didn't really care

about the creeplings. The next main character

villain was Dr. Viper, voiced by none other than

Megatron himself, Frank Welker. Dr. Elrod Purvis,

who worked at MegaCat Biochemical Labs, tried

to steal an experimental regenerative formula

he and Dr. Enzine were developing. He became

covered in the formula when he fell down the

stairs, and the shock ultimately killed him.

The chemicals revived him. from death mutilating

Purvis into a snake -like creature with knowledge

in the fields of biology, genetics, and robotics.

He sought to turn Mega Cat City into Mutation

City, where he would reign as its absolute ruler.

He was able to turn people like Morbius into

monsters, or Morbils into monsters. He was by

far the deadliest enemy of the Swamp Cats, and

he and his creatures murdered a number of innocent

people, including his former colleague, Dr. Anzine.

the series he was similar to the spider -man

villain the lizard he first appeared in the giant

bacteria the voicing was awesome and I'm not

saying that just because it is Frank Welker I'm

just saying it for the character the voice fit

well honestly I didn't even know that was Walker

until now so I mean yeah I I definitely loved

that villain he was actually one of my favorites

next to Next up is Mack and Molly Mange, who

are voiced respectively by Neil Ross and April

Winchell. The husband and wife criminal team,

the Metallicats, drowned in a boat when they

were hit by a larger boat while attempting to

escape from Alcatraz. Oh, the puns that they

took out of this, oh lord. Their bodies were

found by Professor Hackle's robot servants and

their minds were placed in the brains of robots.

Mack was supposed to be a robot chauffeur, though

ironically he was poor driver, and Molly was

to be a robot maid, but instead remained criminals.

They had a vendetta against Mayor Manx for denying

their parole request. When it turned out that

it had been Kelly Briggs who had denied their

parole as mayor Manx would have been too busy

to handle it Yeah, too busy doing what playing

golf horribly? Well Yeah, he was brain dead.

There was no point even Mm -hmm like you said

it's another powerpuff girls moment. Yeah I like

these two they they kind of serve a purpose They're

kind of cool. Usually most of their plots ended

up being foiled by themselves because they would

get jealous or they would get in arguments. So

that was kind of a comedy routine for this. Yeah,

well, and I like the fact that they had metal

cats. Yeah, metallic cats, yeah. Yeah, I mean

it was kind of like a, I don't know, like a sonic

moment to me. Oh yeah. Cool. I liked their characters

and I liked them bickering, it was quite fun

to watch. Oh yes, yes it was. Up next we have

the Past Master, voiced by the late Keen Curtis,

an undead sorcerer from the Dark Ages who tried

to conquer his home city. He traveled through

time using his magical mechanical... pocket watch,

and with his magical book, The Tome of Time,

he was able to summon extinct or mythical creatures

such as dinosaurs and dragons. Although the Tome

was destroyed in his first appearance, he sought

to transport Mega Cat City back to the Middle

Ages. He first appeared in The Past Master Always

Rings twice. In a bright and shiny future, the

Swat Cats were drawn into the future where Metallicats

together with The Past Master had created a terminator

-inspired future war machine ruled over cat kind.

Oh lord, cat kind. Oh god, all these fucking

cat puns are getting to me already. All the past

master really wanted was to go back home to his

own time. He was occasionally shown to lust after

Callie Briggs, the spitting -our -spirit image

of her ancestor, Queen Kalista, and the past

master's agent crush. He repeatedly captured

her and asked her to marry him, but Callie would

have none of it. He disappeared without a trace

in the deadly pyramid. He's a good one -off villain.

I'm glad they didn't make him a series villain

like Dark Cat or Dr. Viper, but he did have some

good episodes. Yeah, I don't personally remember

any of the following villains. Honestly, mostly

what I ended up catching were reruns of the same

episodes. And even though I knew it was going

to happen, I kept watching. Yeah. I remember

Hard Drive, who was voiced by Rob Boulson. I

remember him. I don't remember Dr. Harley Street.

I kind of remember Mad Cat. Rex Shard, I kind

of remember, but not really. Then the rest of

them no not at all The oh we should um yeah,

we should talk about the dark swat cats We're

also voiced by Charlie and Barry respectively

Villainous variations of the swat cats from the

parallel dimension accessed by the real swat

cats by accident They serve an alternate dimensions

dark cat and plot with the alternate Cali Briggs

to overthrow mega cat silly city government They

exhibit alternate characteristics to the real

SWAT cats, such as T -Bone being a clumsy pilot,

Mr. Being a lousy shot, and the two of them hating

each other. They were killed when a bomb they

were carrying exploded. They only appeared in

the dark side of the SWAT cats. I guess everybody

has to have a shattered glass version of themselves.

You know, I'm almost surprised they didn't actually

do this in any kind of Transformer actual cartoon.

Oh. Because I think... I think this worked really

well in Swat Cats. Oh, yeah. I mean, because

it just threw the whole dynamic into a kind of

weird whirlwind. You didn't know really what

was coming. Let me just say this. I know that

Generation 1 is dead. It happened 25 years ago.

I get that. But if... at all. They ever went

back to that animation style, those characters,

those voices, and they put...it's so...it would

be so easy to adapt the Shattered Glass Transformers

comic from BotCon08 into a cartoon episode where

Cliffjumper goes through time or goes to an alternate

dimension. There's so many cartoons that do alternate

dimension stories nowadays. It would be so easy

to adapt that, and I wish they would, but I know

they never will. Mayor Manx, as far as other

characters since we're done with the villains,

voiced by Jim Cummings. Wow, Darkwing Duck voiced

Mayor Manx, holy crap. Mayor of Megacat City

for 10 terms. They really need to vote somebody

else in. He spent nearly all of his time working

on his golf game. As Kelly once stated, he hasn't

done an ounce of paperwork in years. He also

tried to rent out Mega Cat Towers to investors.

A first season running gang had the building

constantly being ruined. In the destructive nature

and the sci -catica, he was descended from a

famous and brave fighter pilot named the Blue

Manx, who was the sworn enemy of the Red Lanks.

as revealed in the ghost pilot. But, contrast

to his ancestor, Mayor Manx, was a coward who

usually ran and hid whenever danger arose, but

he did act bravely to shoot down the ghost of

the Red Lanks in the same episode, doing so only

after Razor goaded him into action on the grounds

that he would not be re -elected if he did not

fight back. That's funny. Yeah, that's right.

They like bribery. Yup. Especially when it leads

to more money and power. Yes. Shall we talk about

the lowest lane of the series, Angora? Sure.

Voiced by Candy Milo, the star reporter for Cat's

Eye News, she was usually on the scene whenever

the SWAT cats were in action and she had been

rescued by the SWAT cats in the Psychatica and

Caverns of Horror. Besides Deputy Mayor Briggs,

Anne had also warned the swamp cats a few times

of dangerous situations. Her name was a pun on

the cat Reed Angora, or Turkish Angora. Eh, she

was okay. Yeah, I mean, she was one of those

characters that you could have easily done without,

but she was noticeable enough to be annoying.

Yeah. Um, as far as the rest of them, I don't

really... I remember them, but they're not really

that noticeable. They're not really that worth

mentioning. No, but I do see that Frank Welker

had another credit and Mark Hamill, surprisingly,

had two characters. Yeah, Johnny Kay and Gloria's

cameraman. Yeah, and Welker was the helicopter

pilot. Yeah. And then Hamill had another character

down the list of... Yeah, he's either Burke or

Murray. I don't know which one. I think he's

Burke and I think Charlie Adler's Murray. Okay.

Yeah, but other than that. Yeah, I put in the...

So who would you say is your favorite character

out of the series? Out of the series? I would

have to say... And my mind went blank. For the

villains I'd have to say Viper. Yeah, just because

he was just so weird cruel and Freaky yeah, and

then If I want to go to the techno background,

I would say razor. Yeah, and for obviously the

gutsy ballsy Turbo jet turbo cat flyer. I'd say

t -bone Overall, I'd probably say razor. Yeah.

Yeah, my favorite hero was razor and favorite

villain I guess it'd probably be either dark

cat or past master As far as the cast list, we've

kind of already mentioned a lot of them, but

Ed Gilbert had a few voices in this, just like

background voices. Robert Ito was Mr. Young in

two episodes. Just a great, great voice cast.

So yeah, moving on into the behind the scenes

segment here. It was written and directed by

a bunch of people. I honestly don't recognize

half of them. Robert Alvarez, I recognize, and

Lance Falk. Yeah, those are the only two I recognize

as well. So, moving into the actual show. Chance

T -Bone Furlong and Jake Razor Clawson were members

of the Mega Cat City's paramilitary law enforcement

agency known as the Enforcers. Unfortunately,

the Enforcers were commanded by a certain Commander

Farrell, a power man and overbearing but hopelessly

incompetent enforcer who was believed to have

owned his position entirely to political machinations

while in pursuit of Dark Cat, one of the main

arch -villains of the series. The two rebelled

against Enforcer Commander Farrell's orders to

fall back and leave Dark Cat to him. When they

objected, citing their already acquired target

lock, Commander Farrell used his jet to slap

their wing, sending Chance and Jake's jet crashing

into the Enforcer headquarters and allowing Dark

Cat to get away. In his anger, Farrell discharged

Chance and Jake from the enforcers and reassigned

them to work the city's military salvage yard

to pay for the damage to the Enforcer headquarters.

Using discarded military parts and weapons from

the salvage yard, Chance and Jake built themselves

three -engine jet fighter called the TurboCat,

which resembled several different jet fighters,

most notably the Grumman F -14 and Saab Drakken,

along with a handful of such other vehicles as

the Cyclotron, a motorcycle built into the jet,

the TurboMole, a subterranean vehicle used to

drill underground, and a hover -cat, a militarized

hovercraft. The thundertruck... Wow, that sounds

like it should belong in thundercats. Thundertruck,

go! No, thundertruck, ho! God, that's horrible.

They commence to patrol Megacat City as the SWAT

cats, defending it against any kind of menace

and threaten the city. Their enemies included

the criminal mastermind Dark Cat, the undead

sorcerer, the past master, the mutant evil genius

Dr. Viper, and robotic gangsters the Metallicats.

The Swat Cats also faced many villains of the

week such as Mad Cat and Vulcanus. T -Bone and

Razor kept their identities secret from everyone

and their closest ally became deputy mayor Kelly

Briggs, who was ironically a character more important

than the mayor himself, as we've said before.

Select episodes of the show were released on

VHS in NTSC format. Remco produced a line of

action figures in 1994 which included T -Bone

Razor, Dr. Viper and Dark Cat. They can be seen

at the link that's in the page here that you

guys can't see. Other products were produced

including Super Nintendo Game and a handheld

game, posters and fast food tie -ins at Carl's.

Carl's Jr. and White Castle. Wow. I've never

heard of Carl's Jr., but White Castle promotions

for SWAT cats? Yikes. Well, that's the same place.

It gives you a piece of cardboard on a dinner

roll, so I mean, I don't know. Yeah. Wow. As

far as the theme songs are concerned... We haven't

got there yet. Boom! Alright, moving on to the

music segment. The music for SWAT & CATS was

done by Randall Christman, Nick Brown, and John

Zucker. There were two different themes, one

for Season 1 and one for Season 2. We like the

Season 2 one better because it's more of a rock

theme. And it's the theme to GCN Wars. Moving

on to the legacy segment here. SWAT & CATS became

the number one syndicated... animated show of

1994 according to Nielsen television index and

Nielsen syndication service Hannibal Barron productions

also say that in the swat cats posted they were

going to release new episodes posters and other

works in 1995 chin magazine also published a

section about the success of swat cats in the

fall of 94 issue model sheets were of characters

were also released in the same issue the show

was canceled with three unfinished episodes in

a 1995 issue of entertainment weekly Ted Turner

stated we have more cartoons than anybody The

Flintstones, the Jetsons, the Smurfs, Scooby

-Doo, they are nonviolent. We don't have to worry

about encouraging kids to kill each other like

some of the other cartoon programs do. In addition,

before the Turner Time Warner merger, Hanna -Borrera

Productions ended their syndication block. The

fantastic world of Hanna -Borrera focused on

producing original works for Cartoon Network.

So, yeah, that doesn't really give us an exact

reason why Swatcast was canceled, but I guess,

whatever. There was a video game for it, only

one game while the Swat Cats has been made. It

was produced by Hudson Soft and released on August

1995 for the SNES. Ooh, I'm gonna have to find

that. eBay, here I come. It is a 2D action platformer

which features a character select screen where

the player can choose between T -Bone or Razor,

a level select screen, and a password system,

a third person flying sequences in the TurboCat

fighter, and it is based on various episodes

of the show and features different bosses for

each world. With DarkCat as the final boss, all

worlds contain an urgent message from Mayor Manx

prior to the start of each world. Sadly there

are no there's no word has been given on when

Warner Brothers would plan a future DVD set release

of the series For the HB classics collection

at the present time This needs to be on DVD now.

It just does Do it do it now do it do it now

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