Altered Trek
The Trouble with… and Short Treks

About this Episode
Hello and welcome to Future Imperfect. I'm your
host Admiral Phillips and joining me in this
endeavor into the stars is Alex from This Week
in Geek. Hello, hello, hello. Hello. This week
we'll be talking about Star Trek Short Treks,
which two of them have aired by this point in
time. I know that we've not... Really covered
a lot of the previous ones, but what was your
favorite one from season one of the short tracks?
brightest star Like the first one runaway. I
thought I don't know I felt it was a little cheap
it ended up being important to the the story
And then the second one Calypso, which was that
one? That's one with craft and Zora the hologram
Yeah. Oh, sorry. Sorry. That's the one I like
the most. That one's probably the best one. Although
my favorite, I would say that's my second favorite.
Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Brightest star was not
the one I thought. Yeah. It was, it was Calypso.
That's the one I liked the most. And then I would
say escape artist. See, I like them in the reverse
order. I like the escape artists and then Calypso,
but I love what Ray and Wilson is doing with
Harry mud. I didn't think I would. And then I
did. I didn't think I would either. Yeah, he's
actually really good. He purposely played against
type like I didn't know how he would go. It was
less silly, but then again, like nothing's as
silly as the original series. So well, well,
maybe we'll talk about something as silly. Yeah.
Yeah, well he kind of is a little silly, but
I did love the the escapist Just because he had
all of the other Android versions of yourself.
He's silly and sinister. That's the difference
And he was selling himself to everyone Which
is kind of a brilliant idea like isn't that what
the perfect salesman is your perfect salesman
slash actor you sell yourself You don't sell
the product Yeah, well, he sold yeah, he sold
himself and he made a lot of money and that's
how he could afford to do everything he did in
the original series But yeah, it was it was kind
of funny Yeah So going into the season two versions
of them both of them so far have to do with the
original enterprise under Captain Pike's command
and It almost seems like Q &A, the first one,
which is also written by the guy that did Calypso,
Michael Chabon, who's writing Picard. He's the
series writer for Picard. I almost feel like
Q &A should have been second and the trouble
with Edward should have been first. Maybe see
I saw Q &A I saw the title pop up on my screen
and I went oh my god Q And then I went you lied
to me you bastards and then immediately went
this is actually pretty good Like it was the
quintessential Like flying a wall bottle episode
where they're they're just in one set the whole
time, but it makes sense I Mean other than the
transporter room the bridge, but yeah, I mean
The main location was the Turbolift. So it made
it very isolated. Pretty cheap too. Well yeah,
and the budget's going to be a big thing this
season because the last two seasons of Discovery
went way over budget and they got in trouble.
So if they can shave money on these little guys
here and there and find inventive ways to tell
a compelling story without having to spend money,
then all the power to them. That was one of the
thing that the original tracks were pretty inventive
with doing But they also practical effects You
know this here here's the problem you can see
they went low budget because the turbo lift looks
very PlayStation 2 graphics II they're flying
around where if you went literally like the during
the the big war episode was it the second last
episode of of These face nine. Yeah, no of discovery
when they're going through the turbulence Those
were a lot of practical effects that they just
shot and then did some computerized stuff and
the parts that were computerized like one frame
from that episode of discovery Costs more than
this entire episode at least in CG Yeah easy
So so the funny part is is that Q &A kind of
tells the story of Ensign Spock making his first
appearance on the Enterprise and beaming over
and number one is greeting him and giving him
the tour and more or less stating that in her
very like non -emotional state that you know
Ensign's when they beam aboard do this whole
question and answer thing and she's like fire
away you know or but to begin with he asked no
questions so she was surprised. And then since
they're trapped in this, you know, turbo lift
that's not functioning properly She's like alright
fire away and then he's just like just literally
doing exactly that Do you like eggplant? Yeah,
and he's like am I a nuisance yet? And then they
end up singing which is which is glorious I Didn't
like that scene, but only because it was so like
off the wall. Well to me It's humorous, but then
I didn't hear the song in I only hear the last
episode of reboot singing in my head because
I saw that so much as a kid that The lyrics here
all I could hear were the lyrics sung from reboot
So I was like, oh it's taking me out of the show
because of the particular song that shows Didn't
he write that episode? Oh That's a possibility
I Want to say he wrote that episode Let me double
check yeah, you do that cuz I I can't recall
but I want to say he worked on reboot I Want
to say something terribly we're done reboot but
uh Hmm, I'll see right now cuz I'm pulling up
his IMDB Well the writer of the episode no Wait,
maybe? No. No, he's working on the mask or the
mask live action movie. Oh, and a remake of Visionary's
Knights of the Magical. What? They're making
that again? That'll bomb. That'll bomb. Mask
might do okay. Was that like a season four episode
that they did that? Of reboot it was yeah, it
was it was from endgame when they when they go
and they watch the play where they recap the
entire show Hmm I wonder if that's season 3 You
always see demon rising with season 3 yeah season
3 because we didn't in Canada We didn't get a
season 4 season 4 was just the two movies Is
that after they did the system crash? Yeah, this
is the crash and then and then it comes back
and they have the two Enzo's So yeah, it's the
it's the last episode of season 3 When it like
it's that was gonna be the original ending Hmm
yeah, it doesn't have him on there, but I It
would be humorous if that's how that came about
is he was like thinking about reboot and how
like absurd it was Because it was so over -the
-top as a kid that sort of got ingrained in my
head Yeah, it was crazy and so it was funny and
So yeah, like I didn't mind it as much but like
again like I just I don't like some of the really
over -the -top goofiness that they do and some
of these shorts Yeah, and I feel like this is
a way for them to Play with it like we had talked
about on the previous Recording of that they're
trying things with discovery that they wouldn't
have tried any other way or maybe, you know,
on another show, like they can't do, you can't
do this with the Picard show if they do Picard
short tracks. Or if they do, it cannot involve
the main cast members. Although I would pay good
money to watch Patrick Stewart sing the song
in Trek. You know, but well, he, well, then again,
you know what? There have been things, remember
when he put on the hat and was sort of dancing
around on the, on the, the. Set of the enterprise
there. Yeah, he's done quite a few. Yeah, so
he's done this before So yeah, I could see him
doing it. Actually. I'm gonna recant when I said
and the only thing is I've noticed like it's
sort of been like serious episode silly episode
serious episode sort of how they were doing it
on on the first season of this short tracks and
I'll say one thing about Calypso the one from
last season that I like the most It's the only
thing on the series, you know, discovery included,
like since they rebooted that I actually almost
cried watching it. Like it was, it was a better
put together 15 minutes than pretty much the
entire first season of, of discovery and most
of season two. So I just find it that it was
interesting that that was better. And here Q
and a is, you know, it's what you would have
called, you remember back in the day, like 10,
12, 15 years ago, when they were making what
they called mini -sodes or they would make like,
um, it would be like a webisode and it was like
a two minute thing. It's like they took a story
and then extended it to 15. There wasn't a whole
lot to it. Yeah, pretty much they, yeah, there's,
there really isn't much to this. It's, it's a
lot of non non -information like banter just
for the sake of having them say something. Yeah,
it was sure it's out there. But yeah, you're
right. It was sort of a filler one They should
have led with the second episode that premiered
as of I guess the same day that we're recording
Which is trouble with that word which I I just
anytime you can't put the word trouble in a title
of a Star Trek thing and not expected to have
triples and It didn't disappoint. I think they
did that on purpose Like even even DS 9 they
had trials and tribulations Which is by the way
the absolute best episode that is not tied to
the main storyline Well, I know I love that episode
just because it has to do with the the Bureau
of time travel and then they have You know six
Cisco's crew going back and then they're actually
playing within the confines of the original series
episode Well, and and they openly said like if
you have Like if you have the I forget which
season I think it's season two of the original
series on blu -ray they include a blu -ray copy
of Like an episode of that and it's actually
the only episode that's been remastered in HD
All of deep space 9 every DVD release every TV
release Even the versions that they throw up
on like Netflix and everything they're all based
on the TV masters except that one episode because
when they remastered the original show, they
went back to the original elements and they actually,
that's the only episode of Deep Space Nine that
was filmed on 35 millimeter that wasn't mastered
for tape. That's funny. So if you get that series,
you can actually compare it. Like, and I have
the complete set on DVD, like when they put it
back in that new big box, put it on, I'm like,
yeah, it looks pretty good for TV. And then I
popped in my original series, Blu -ray and watched
it. I went, oh, they put this out in 1080p. And
it's the singular episode that they did that
with. And I'm so happy because it's my favorite
episode. That is one of my favorite episodes.
I actually need to go back and watch that again
just because. And they only made it. They didn't
think they could do it. They did it because of
how successful Forrest Gump was and how the technology
to do that superimposing had gotten so much better
than the old blue screens they used to use. Oh,
yeah. And it's, it's, it's actually really funny.
Um, and, and it's like, yeah, like the little
bits and pieces they put in there of, uh, of
like war, you know, not wanting to explain why
they don't like troubles talk about it. Yeah.
And it's like, yeah. And well, in this one, they
actually, you know, for, if we want to go through
the plot line of it, basically, uh, the guest
stars, uh, Rosa Salazar, who, uh, if you If you're
looking at her and you're like, I kind of recognize
her, but you don't know what, what she's from.
She was the star of, uh, the, uh, battle angel
Alita movie that came out. Was it last year?
Yeah, I think so. So the reason she might look
familiar, but not a hundred percent, it's because
you're used to seeing her with digitally enhanced
eyes where they remember they blew them up like
twice the size they should normally be. Yep.
Uh, but she's a good actress. Uh, and then. It
also guest stars H. John Benjamin, who you'd
know maybe as Bob from Bob's Burgers. He's also
Archer and Archer, a lot of other voice actor
or voice acting roles, basically playing the
same voice in almost everything he does, but
he has one of those just perfect cartoon voices.
And then of course we have Anson Mount as Chris
or Pike. And it's about the previous science
officer leaving the enterprise and sort of, you're
right, actually plot wise, this should have been
aired first because The first episode was Spock
joining the ship and this is the person leaving
the ship that Spock replaces. So yeah, it should
have been a reverse order, but regardless, it's
really funny how it all came out. Like I thought
now one, I really liked her character just because
she was kind of snarky and kind of, you know,
you could almost feel like she was already established.
Going right yeah, yeah as she was talking to
pike and pikes, you know, like oh they'll eat
you alive and And then she's like looks worried
and he's like, I'm just kidding, you know, and
yeah, you'll be basically you can see it was
like a father -daughter relationship oh yeah,
and and it was again, it was just really funny
how it how it played out and She You could tell
that she was a little worried But not. And then
and then she gets there. And then Edwards is
like this bumbling idiot. And then he's like,
what about your team? He's like, oh, there's
no team. It's just me. So what do you have to
talk about? Oh, I didn't know we were supposed
to prepare anything. And then he's like, he's
like, I think my pad's broken. And then the lady
leans over and he's like, it was broken. And
she's like, yeah. And he's. get excuses for everything
and then the next day he gets called into her
office and she's like, so I got a ton of anonymous
complaints that I'm unfit for command and I'm
dumb. And he's like, well, are you? They couldn't
have picked a better guy to sort of do that.
Like I had forgotten that he had done live action
like acting before, but he's actually for certain
roles kind of suited perfectly. It's like the.
The fumbling middle -aged buffoon. Yeah. He fit
really well with this actually. And it was kind
of funny that, you know, during one of the parts,
like he just, he dabs a triple and he's like,
cause he's like, they're actually pretty tasty.
And he's like, uh, very meaty. And he's like,
I figured out how I can produce more of them
so that, you know, you know, we can send them
wherever. And, um, so he's the reason why they're
born pregnant. And they, and they replicate so
fast because they're genetically modified. And
they replicate so fast. Yeah. And, and then they
end up on this planet. Uh, and then they also
end up on like with the Klingons, which is hilarious.
Which is, which is what I wanted to tie in with
that whole Deep Space Nine episode. This is sort
of feeding into that lore that it's, it's we're,
we're finding out that it's actually humans that
cause the, the almost like the war or whatever
conflict that they had with the Tribbles. Uh,
and I guess at the time they wouldn't have had
an aversion to them, but like whatever the Klingons
did to them, they just naturally like through,
you know, thousands upon thousands upon millions
of generations, cause they breed so fast. It's
now bred into every single one of the triples
to be fearful of all Klingons. And they, and
they did wipe them out from almost everywhere
is what they said. And somehow. when I Forget
what his name is, but he was in the trouble with
triples. He He's the one that came With the triples.
I might right now. No, it wasn't mud. It wasn't
mud No, isn't it the same actor? No, cuz he played
a couple characters in the show Man Let's see
He... I'm trying to find... Rod, it was... No,
that Roger C. Carmel. He played the original
Harry Mudd, and he was only in any of the episodes
that had the word Mudd in it. I'm trying to think
of who it was. I know the Tribble of Tribbles
was, I want to say first season. Oh, this is
going to kill me. A little preparation, man.
No, it was season two. Well, I'm pulling it up
on IMDB myself here because I was positive it
was, but no, because there's the one guy that's
a Klingon that's had cosmetic surgery to look
like a human. That was Darwin. Yeah. And then
they had Cyrano Jones. Okay. The interstellar
trainer, Cyrano Jones, arrives with goods for
sales and purring balls of fluff called tribbles.
Um, I do love that Kirk, um, told Scotty to get
rid of them and Scotty beamed him over to the
Klingon ship. Yeah. He's like, where there'll
be no tribal at all. Yeah. And then they have
a laughter scene at the end, but I'm dooming
their ship. Yeah. Well, we saw what happened
at the end of this The short track you basically
see the entire ship overrun implode and it's
basically gonna explode. Oh Yeah, it was just
it was like a walk It was like a tidal wave of
tribbles and it makes you makes you think now
like watching it now and then thinking back to
that original episode It's like Scotty just kind
of killed all of them He just murdered an entire
ship. Well, he didn't he did. Yeah. Well, he
didn't kill Koloff because Koloff was named DS
9 Oh, that's right. He was with King and core
and that's right. And, uh, yeah, they were in
the episode blood oath, like all three of the
actors actually reprise their roles as King,
Coloth and core. And then I think core came back
like another, um, another episode where they
found this sort of K less with, uh, wharf because
the other two died, I think. Okay. Yeah. Cause
they were, they were already like, those actors
were in their forties. back in the 1960s or even
older so yeah that would make sense that like
they would have already been in their 70s by
the 90s yeah and then they I think that they
the episode what it was that they killed yeah
they'd killed like a couple of Klingons in that
episode like they killed the albino Klingon or
something or the albino something I don't know
But that's that's what they went after in that
episode But yeah, I don't know it was it was
still funny anyway that they they doomed him
like that I Could so see Scotty and the rest
of them being like But yeah, it was funny that
they even said had the guy get the Edward character
He died because of the triples like avalanche
inside the ship And the captain and the escape
pod like it was a very little escape pod for
all of her crew and They were like, oh you only
lost one life and they're like, how did you lose
control? How did this blah blah blah blah blah
and then she's like He was an idiot and that
was the end of the episode. That's how close
I I laugh so hard It's like they list off all
these crimes that she did and all this stuff.
It's like how did you lose control on your first
day? He was an idiot So like it's clear that
they don't like like she's gonna get in trouble
but like they're not gonna like the crimes that
she did or what they have her charged up on it's
like treason almost like enough to get like they
don't have capital punishment but like it's enough
to get serious time. You're gonna get demoted.
Yeah like she's gonna get demoted she's like
you can see she's so she's not even stressed
anymore she's just like so burnt out she's just
like he was an idiot. And then I was like wait
the episodes not over only ten minutes in watch
the credits and then after the credits it turns
into a 1970 slash 1980s children Saturday morning
commercial for cereal Which like it was like
basically like like Count chocula or fruity pebbles,
but they were all tribbles and like one of them
was like Was it habanero spicy habanero ranch
or something flavored triple cereal? They were
they were really having fun with it on social
media Because they in one of the shots they took
They they had the photos and then they they had
one where it was like the cover of Like one of
the old Star Trek books They made it look like
one of the old Star Trek books I Can't find it
but yeah, it was it was kind of cool how they
did it though I don't know if I can even find
it, but it's what happens when you bookmark too
much crap But no they they had Here it is I'll
have to I'll drop it in the window thing, but
Yeah, they They made it look like one of the
old Star Trek. Oh, that was for Q &A. They did
another one. I think for the The triples one
two, but it looks good The first day on the USS
enterprise has its ups and downs Yeah, that was
for the Q &A one. But yeah, they I think they
had one too for the other one, but I'd have to
dig through it But yeah, I mean it's the best
part. I thought that those are those are photos
those are drawn pictures of them taken from like
they took still shots like from the episode but
those are hand -drawn those aren't like photoshopped
in oh i know that's that's the uh the funny part
oh here it is oh and it even has like in the
top corner it's book number five because it's
the fifth episode of the short tracks Oh God,
they even, the best part, it's just like how
they really used to do books like that, where
they didn't use a photo of somebody, they would
draw them. And then it's not a hundred percent
how they actually look in real life. It's like
just an artist's interpretation of how they look.
Oh yeah, totally. Trouble with triples is just
beginning. Star Trek, Short Trek, Trouble with
Edward, and then it has that listed in its book
number six. It's kind of, the look on his face,
it's priceless. I know it's it's hilarious he's
like what and and I mean this is this was super
silly and over the top and again you know wouldn't
fit in the main show but these are the sort of
viral videos that they're putting them on cbs
all access but they should be putting these all
over social media for free these should be completely
I agree like you know youtube everything facebook
everywhere that could possibly be these should
be free especially this episode, because it will
pull in, you know, the younger crowd, people
that might not even know very much about it,
or the casual, like, it's, it's one of the funniest
things they've ever done. And not like, especially
for a no name cast. Yeah, it's not forcing it
down your throat or anything. Like H. John Benjamin
is a funny, he's a funny actor. But Rosa Salazar
has only done serious stuff. And she plays sort
of the straight person in this, but still, like
it, it's shot. It's actually, you can see it's
higher budget too than Q &A was. Oh yeah, definitely.
And it's, well, they used the CG for the tribbles,
like, you know, them just magically popping out
more of them all over the place. Oh, and then
you have the tidal wave of tribbles. Well, or
even in the end when they have the commercial
where it's all the different cereals, the mom
is pouring the cereal box and it never ends.
It just keeps pouring out. Look, the tribbles,
they're so delicious. Yeah, the little girl,
you know how they always have like kid actors
and those commercials back then. She goes, I
agree. It's so furry. And she just sticks it
in her mouth, starts chewing. But yeah, I mean,
it's it's just either way, it's it's really humorous.
And for a goofy episode, like I don't think they
could have done much better. Yeah, yeah, like
it's. Hope they do like to keep the balance where
it's like serious one goofy one serious one goofy
one I think that Q &A was a little too much of
like here. It's being serious and then here it
got goofy You should you should have that you
know, if you're gonna do one keep it one tone
the whole time Yeah, and then they they also
had the whole thing with You know, she had the
modern Starfleet uniform in the episode and then
everybody else had It's somewhat modern. I mean
they had the the blue uniforms, but everybody
had them They didn't have really any variation
Until he until he switched and he had the red
shirt Yeah, like I'm almost wondering Like I
know that's gonna be animated and I know we've
talked about you know You don't necessarily have
interest in the lower decks If that was the feel
if this was the episode that was the feel of
it and it was you know Done this way every time
you could have almost done lower decks With live
-action like this in even if they kept this budget
because it was lower budget than the regular
show Like I almost feel like this would have
been a good pilot for focusing on like random
characters that you know aren't central to the
plots of the stories and that's where you can
have the You know the goofy part you could have
it where there's some serious crap going on with
the main bridge crew But like somebody who's
like the cook in the, you know, near the basement
is it dealing with like, oh, oh no, a space rats
gotten in somewhere and I got to get it. And
that could be an entire episode. Yeah. I mean,
it, it really wasn't all that bad. And then I
guess that's the surprising part, like for being
as goofy as it was. Um, and looking at it, it's
not the writer of this and The director, they
don't have blue links for their names, but I
don't believe they were used in anything else
previously. So it's new people. Which is pretty
cool. They haven't announced on the rest of the
four episodes who the writers directors are,
but if I see any of those names pop up again,
I'm fully expecting it to be in a similar tone.
Yeah, and the funny thing is, I'm thinking we're
going to see some different things come out in
the following episodes, because again, we've
had Q &A, which is basically TOS, and then we've
had the problem with Edward, which is again,
basically TOS. We're going to have another episode
later on that is supposed to be another TOS one,
and then they're going to have the lower decks,
and then they're going to have one of the animated
series ones and something else. Because the next
episode is called Ask Not. So I'm assuming it's
like Ask Not, what you can do for Starfleet.
It's one of those sorts of things. I'm thinking
it's gonna be a Captain Pike centric one because
I know they said there's gonna be at least one
that's like central to Captain Pike It could
be that like yeah, you know ask not what you
can do or something like that I was gonna assume
if they did one with him that was maybe gonna
show You know more of his his flash forward slice
PTSD I mean you could have called that like the
need to the many or something, you know sort
of tie it into well, I guess the ask not could
even almost kind of do that too because know,
he's taken the road that he could have avoided
had he not grabbed that time crystal. Like he
literally knows he's going to have horrible suffering
or death for the rest of his life. And he's,
and he's like suppressing that and just moving
forward. Yeah. And it could come literally anywhere.
Yep. But he knows he's going to be an admiral
when it happens. Yeah, that's true. So he's going
to... Oh, so once he hits Admiral, he doesn't
know. Nope. Too bad. We're going to make it anyway.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. That or 14th. Yeah. Yeah. So
they're going to have the next episode. I mean,
they come out every two weeks, pretty much, except
for in December. But I did the next episode is
asked not then the girl who made the stars Ephraim
and dot Which I almost wonder if that's gonna
be the lower dex one. I I would think so cuz
yeah, isn't that right? They're splitting this
season or the shorter season up like with live
-action and they're mixing in some animated sort
of as like a isn't it like a Backdoor pilot for
the the animated cartoon More or less Yeah, they're
it says that the the two shorts would have different
animation styles from one another which would
tie into the strain tone of each installment
So are those the ones they're going to back -to
-back? So are those both going to be cartoons
the the girl who made the stars and and efferman
dot? It says that the the animation ones are
probably going to be are going to probably be
taking on some of the continuations of discovery
or at least having just different animation stuff.
So it doesn't really say which one's which. It
would make sense to me if you're going to do
animated ones to air them back to back maybe
on the same day. I would think so. Because in
the last one is Children of Mars. Now I'm wondering,
because the last season, they had at least one
episode that tied in fairly heavily introducing
the one character. I'm drawing a blank on her
name, but she was very crucial. She was the queen.
She was the Stowaway. Oh, yeah, yeah, and she
like like we thought everybody thought she was
a one -off like nothing and she did a lithium
crystal thing Yeah, and then she ended up being
extremely crucial to the story. So I'm wondering
if they're gonna throw one of them in here I'm
wondering if children of Mars is gonna almost
be one of those things that Ties into Picard
Yeah, like I'm thinking like something like either
that one It's odd that they cast Rose Rosa Salazar
in a 15 minute episode on a one -off thing when
she's literally a movie star. So, but not like,
she's not like huge where she's in like crazy
demand to do these giant movies. So I'm wondering
if they were going to cast her, her character
is going to show up maybe in not Picard, but
in discovery. And they're sort of like, putting
like testing the waters to see what the reaction
is to her. Well, the other thing is, is I wonder
if they're they're staging the ground for a more
fleshed out Captain Pike universe. Yeah, like
even if it was a prequel or something. Yeah,
and like even even if it's like pre the cage,
like pre the Klingon struggle, like I'm wondering
if they're going to go that route with it. So
it's it's hard to say it really is she she'd
be a good name to attach to it Because they could
account let's be honest they could cast any TV
actress to do it But why would they cast somebody
who's you know an up -and -comer in in you know
blockbuster pictures? for for a 10 -minute episode
Unless she just really wanted to be in track.
That's very true, too Because like I if I was
offered 15 minutes or no time I would take it
then again. She's also so young that I don't
think she was Gotta double check that but I don't
think she was alive when the last truck show
was on Or was she how old is she? Oh? Okay, not
her. Let's see here. She's 34. Oh, she's a heck
of a lot older. I thought she was 18 She wouldn't
have been old enough to like remember any of
the stuff. She's a year older than I am. Oh,
she's hell a young okay yeah she looks like she's
like 22 yeah like i i thought she was playing
a 17 year old when she was like 19 when that
movie came out but uh no i'm um i'm really wrong
she just didn't start acting till like 2012 2010
is 2010 oh tv stuff yeah yeah i'm on the wikipedia
oh i see it yeah yeah yeah i see it right there
okay so yeah so she's still fairly You know fairly
recent like she hasn't been really acting full
ten years quite yet, but she did the Divergent
movie in surgeon, which was probably her biggest
movie Early on and then she did the maze runner
the scorched trials, which was the second film
She won best actress and breakthrough achievement
awards for that and then did Was in the chips
movie, the final maze runner film. Yeah. Um,
and then, uh, pretty much. Yeah. Those are pretty
much all the blockbuster ones she was in. Um,
and she did some college humor, uh, web videos.
It looks like she does voice acting in cartoons
and stuff too. Yeah. Um, among other different
ones. She was in Arkham origins. It's a copperhead.
Yeah, one of those people that just looks super
super young for her age Mm -hmm. I think it's
cuz she's short too Yeah, it's the bad in her
build and everything and it's just yeah Like
some people like I knew people in high school
that by the time they were 17. You're like, wow,
you already look 40 Good luck with that Yeah
But yeah, that's that's kind of funny though,
so We learn something new. Yeah, like trick actors
all the time. The schedule for this is kind of
weird, though, like the first one comes out and
then the next like on October 5th, then five
days later, which is a Saturday. Yeah, then five
days later. And then yeah. And then over a month
later for where they're putting out, you know,
another one and then a month later for two more.
And then a month later again. It's really poor
planning. Well, here's the question why like
the 14th one could have easily been moved into
October 24th Yeah, and then you had One of the
December ones like on the 14th of November and
then okay I get you're gonna skip the last two
weeks because you know Thanksgiving and Black
Friday nobody's gonna pay attention yeah, then
moving it to maybe like And I okay I get the
12th because you know, that's kind of putting
it in the middle of the month before Christmas
Why didn't they just move the October ones till
the end of October? Like that would make sense,
you know, like I can already tell you why they
didn't put It might sound weird but the reason
they're not putting or the October 10th one why
they didn't do it like on the Saturday again
Is because this coming or when we're recording?
the the saturday this coming week is canadian
thanksgiving and this is also airing on like
the cable channel here so they switched them
all to thursday's app from the this point out
which is odd like is why why why why would you
oh because this one discovery came out was on
a thursday oh it aired sunday nights here i thought
or is that season one Season one season two came
out on Thursdays because I was like this is stupid
There shouldn't be a set day. Like it's just
I don't know Yeah, but yeah, I mean I liked I
liked the the new captain I liked kind of how
dumb some of the you know They made it kind of
very 60s characters ask with Larkin and I loved
the vacuum cleaner for the triples that they
had in the background Oh, yeah at one point vacuuming
them up and then they're running around with
phaser rifles just blasting them Which made no
difference And then the ridiculous amount of
them doing the tidal wave and then Then they
had the like almost 60s camp music throughout
the whole thing and that was like it was like
she got to a Like she got to a ship that had
permanent 1960s like not elevator music. It was
like when you would go to the mall and you see
footage of people going like when when the shopping
mall was a new thing in the late 60s or early
70s right and you had to pipe in 30 hours of
music you know in a row that played from like
a reel to reel recorder that's what it sounded
like like you're just like oh i'm going to go
shopping for pants and you know not every store
had the radio on it was like the mall itself
had the radio on yeah so i mean it was it was
really funny and enjoyable like i said But yeah,
I still enjoy the the aspect of seeing pike in
both of the the shorts and then Seeing how some
of this stuff plays out, but I'm not I don't
I don't really know I feel about the animated
stuff I know one of them is gonna be heavily
geared towards kids and Nickelodeon and the other
one's gonna be lower decks, which is on CBS all
access and To be honest, I think we really don't
care about it. I think if anything, it'll be
that efferman dot will be the kids one Just out
of all the names of the one that sounds them
like Talk about it. We'll probably be wrong.
But like the girl who made the stars doesn't
sound kitty Maybe ask not as the animated one
for Lower necks. Yeah, maybe Unless they go children
of Mars with it Like when I see that the all
I think of is like John Carpenter's ghosts of
Mars and I think it's not gonna be like that
or could or could be but if it's dealing with
Children of Mars, do you think it'll be people
that are like miners or like slave workers? Could
be that's why I think it could be tied to Picard
because I don't you could end up seeing the the
the enslaved Romulans or the enslaved Borg and
and like possibly the androids Yeah, I don't
think here's the thing. I don't think it's necessarily
going to be taking place on Mars. Like I think
the Mars thing is a reference to, uh, like the
outcast on their own. There are other sci -fi
shows, uh, like space above and beyond that dealt
with Mars as being, you know, a colony planet
where they had problems. And they also did that
with, uh, It was a Babylon five had a Mars revolt,
but I, but that was, you know, just in the literal
sense that they're not going to go there. I think
they're going to go almost in the mythological
sense. Um, like children of Mars, meaning children,
like children of war. Yeah. Like they're like,
you know, kids that have grown up only in war
or war torn countries and that. So I think it
might be Mars in the sense of, uh, of like the
God of war. Uh, it can also be. like a Romulus
and Remus sort of thing. So it could be basically
representing the redheaded stepchild, the outcast,
the forgotten or the under -appreciated. It might
be that. Either way, I could see it being a definite
kick -off point for Picard. Yeah, we might see
introductions of a couple characters that we'll
see on his crew. Yeah. Which would be nice to
see some of that kind of play out. So like it
could also be like, I don't know how they're
going to tie it in, but you know, what's his
name? Oh, I draw a blank. What's his name is
coming back to the Picard show. The one that
was one of the free borgs. Hugh. Yeah, it could.
Could it be in reference to him and those those
free borgs like children, you know, being it
could be, you know, that sort of thing. The more
I think about it, the more and more I think it's
gonna be that idea, Children of War or something
like that. And that's just a colorful title.
Now, we could be entirely wrong, but just based
on looking at the first couple episodes and the
names they gave them, they're usually, they're
not just thrown for no reason. There is a clear
hint as to either the theme or motif for each
episode. Yeah, definitely there is. So I think
that about wraps this one up. Yeah, I mean, when
is the actual start date of Picard? It was listed
the 23rd of January. Now, is that coinciding
similarly with when the Orville starts? Because
wasn't last year the Orville was like. The same,
no, it wasn't the same day. It was like right
around the same thing. This time the Orville's
on a streaming platform. I wonder, are they going
to drop every episode at once? I guess from what
I'm reading, the Orville season three will have
longer episodes on Hulu. Okay, that's cool. So
since moving from Fox to Hulu for its 2020 premiere,
so it'll be out 2020 The episode count will be
lower than the first two seasons, but was significantly
longer episodes arriving on a weekly basis Apparently
so they're probably giving them like 55 minute
episodes instead of 48. Yeah, and so they'll
have 11 episodes They're gonna have space battles
and of course everything else. Um, yeah, so each
episode's gonna be ten minutes longer on Hulu
It says late in 2020 Yeah, it's too bad. Oh,
well, I well at least we have you know more space
shows to watch because the last couple of years
It's been like the one to punch every week of
Orville and Star Trek. Yeah, it's it's sounding
like they're Yeah, I enjoyed having both back
-to -back honestly Yeah, they're saying sometime
in 2020. It doesn't say when probably because
of the whole move. Yeah That took place. I wouldn't
be surprised if it airs at the same time as discovery
I'm wondering if discovery is gonna air sooner
than what they're saying. You think it might
air in the summer? I think it's I think so If
not, it'll be in the fall like a general show
I think too that they need to fix the turnaround
time on these because I think that they go way
too long Oh, well, they're like 15 months Uh,
which is problematic when you have no set schedule
to release. Like if you're going to drop them
all at once, big, no big deal. But if they're
expecting to compete with regular shows on a
week to week basis, the smartest thing to do
would be what Stargate did the last, like what
six years it was out. Uh, that show used to premiere,
uh, it wasn't in the spring and would go all
the way through the summer. Um, like, or any
show like sci -fi does best in the summer when
it has no real competition. Agreed and also like
the summer is boring for TV and people still
want to watch things like and Netflix and More
to a lesser extent Hulu slash Amazon have the
market cornered on dropping episodes in the middle
of the year and disrupting regular TV but CBS
all access and like the Warner services, like
DC Universe, they don't really have that clout
to do that. And we've seen that with the viewerships
for their own respective properties. The only
channel and service that can really drop it whenever
they want and have people come over is HBO. And
I feel like everybody wants to copy that. And
I don't think that CBS Alexis is there. But they
would, if they really wanted to push this, it
would be great if they could throw it out in
the summertime. Yeah. I kind of agree with you.
I think that that would be the best move on their,
their behalf. But yeah, I mean, that's, I think
it's pretty much it for short tricks. It's sort
of the predictions we can have for it. I, I look
forward to it, but I'm not a fan of the erratic
schedule. I've not been a fan of that either.
I think that it's going way too long and I don't
think that that helps matters in their subscription
service when they're wanting everyone to sign
up. Yeah, like and short tracks like the final
word on that for me is it should be free and
viewable anytime for anybody If you don't want
to give it out on on YouTube and other platforms
What you should do is when you go to CBS all
accesses website If you're not a member, you
should still be able to watch any of the short
tricks Like it should be like what entices you
it's like oh you want to watch the rest of the
show you want to watch extra things, you know
or giveaway like You know one or two episodes
per season that way give away the first episode
of uh of discovery for free forever to watch
on there But they don't do those things and it's
like you've kind of you know, it's like oh you
get your first You know a couple weeks free or
your first month free Uh, that's not going to
cut it. It's got to be easy to get to and it's
got to be you know super accessible and the easiest
way to do that if you're not going to go with
putting it on youtube and that is to just you
know, let people sample it by watching all these
short tracks because These aren't pulling people
in to subscribe. They're not even really enticing
people to come back to the show. We just happened
to watch it because we're super fans. But do
you think the vast majority of anybody that's
watched Discovery even knows that these exist?
Probably not. If it weren't for the fact that
I was going to watch them anyway. Yeah, so like
this would be like super smart like they've they've
got this content created. It's not super expensive
It still looks better than most you know webisodes
from other shows and just throw them up for free
Like come on CBS. You got the money Yeah, but
they want more of that That's why people pirate
it. Oh, I see exactly. It's like it's like oh
I forgot that you don't just want money. You
want all the money That's that's what only Disney
can play that game Yeah, and that's the thing
too. There's another another service. They're
gonna have to compete with them like let's be
honest like as good as Discovery looked last
season and the last couple episodes looked really
good like really good like almost movie quality
same can be said for that big battle in in the
Orville they had that two -parter had some pretty
good graphics, especially for a show that shouldn't
have any right to have the kind of budget it
had. The Mandalorian looks like an actual movie.
So I wonder if that's going to like if competition
from Apple is going to make CBS up their game
or find other ways they might might force them
to start giving away things for free. And honestly,
that would be the way to go. Because like at
this point I think that we're kind of plateaued
on that that whole market Like I honestly have
If it weren't for the fact that I get Netflix
for free from you know press purposes I Honestly
would not subscribe like because I'm yeah, I
don't care to pay for any of these services because
and it's not because I want to like slight any
of the creators or anything. It's just I don't
have that kind of money to throw away in all
these subscription services. Same. Like my brother
shares a family account with us. So like three
of us, like my mom and myself and my brother
share a Netflix account, which is perfectly fine
because he pays for the upper tier. And how I
contribute is I have an Amazon prime account
for shipping stuff. So I, he gets access to my
prime, which we can have two people logged into
that. So. There might be three now, actually.
So, you know, I cover that. So we all sort of
share different things like, and my mom's and
she pays for one of the other services up here,
Crave, which comes with her, actually comes with
her internet pack. It's fairly cheap because
it's owned by Bell. They have Bell internet.
So they get it for four bucks a month instead
of like seven or 10 or whatever it is. So we
all sort of, you know, share it around. And I
think that, you know, They don't really want
you to do that But then again if they didn't
want you to do it They wouldn't specifically
say you could have up to four devices connected
at once and it doesn't matter what IP you're
using they're just trying to get people in the
subscriber base, but you know app Adding into
that Apple's gonna be available in Canada. I
don't think DC is available. I think those shows
are oh yeah, it's not because Titans and and
Doom Patrol were put on regular cable here so
Like but they're still there's like isn't there
one coming from? Like it's not who who's moving
up to Canada too, but isn't there another one
from? NBC wants to create another one, too like
I'm not really sure or as a paramount is making
one finally because I think it's paramount because
they're the only one that doesn't have one right
now well Or Steve sorry CBS CBS all access. It's
universal. I meant no universal And then HBO
is available from Warner. Like there's all these
different services. It's like if you add it up,
it's more money than it used to cost for cable.
If you add them all together. Oh yeah, definitely.
It's not worth the money. So like people are
going to do this with like what we're doing where
it's like you pick one service. You maybe get
a second if you can get it dirt cheap and then
another family member buys one service and another
family member has a service. And then if you
all pull it together and share. you know, you
can all get away, you know, by paying maybe 15
bucks a month and then get three or four services.
But you start adding in three or four other services
and some things are just going to get left alone.
I totally agree. So for those things, it's like
you got to pick what's your favorite fandom.
And it's like, I don't know if CBS All Access
is is is if they don't get way more stuff, it's
not going to be worth it. You know, except for
subscribe. for like the few months out of the
year that Star Trek is on. Mm hmm. Well, yes,
short tracks. Awesome. So far, so far. Yes, I
will. It remains to be seen how the rest of it
goes. But yeah, we'll be back to talk about those
as well as Picard, especially Picard, whether
Mike does or not. We'll be here. I'm still trying
to get him to finish the last season. He's he's
he's all scatterbrained when it comes to that.
He still hasn't watched the Orville either. Not
even the first season. Yeah. Yeah. Well, boo
to him. Yeah. We'll just keep going. I'm just
going to start smacking him with a stick when
I see him. You should. Yeah. When he starts wanting
to watch other stuff, just smack with a ruler.
And then when he asks why you say you have and
then you count up on the scale of numbers and
say you have this many episodes to finish before
you're done with the series. I have a yardstick.
I'll just smack him with it. Every episode he
watches I'll cut it shorter and shorter and shorter
so that I can't reach him anymore That'll be
incentive That's funny but I Guess that wraps
it up. So until next time we have been Alex and
Steve so live long and prosper
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