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The Mandalorian Season 1 Review

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last week where myself, Mike the Birdman, Don
and Alex join us to discuss the Mandalorian.
The epicness that is the Mandalorian. Yes, yes.
You mean the only Star Wars? Don't don't, you
know, don't tell me there's anything else right
now. Which like I was I watched all eight episodes
and then went OK, when's episode nine? Because
in my head, I didn't realize that I saw a finale.
Like, that's how you know it's a good finale
when there's just enough cliffhanger that it's
not, like, overtly cliffhanger -y, but you're
like, when's the next episode? But anyway, getting
back to the beginning of it, this is a really
good show. Like, we're talking Game of Thrones
-level production values, which is, like, unheard
of for something not HBO. Oh, yeah, totally.
This is something that had been talked about
since like the mid nineties. There was always
going to be a star Wars live action TV show and
it was thought to be unfilmable for years. And
the fact that we didn't get a lot of set leaks
from this, a lot of this was kept under wraps.
Nobody knew about frigging baby Yoda until the
first episode premiered. The critics were protected
from it. We only saw the first 20 minutes of
it at a press screening. All of us saw it on
November 8th when it came out and it was handled
with care by Dave Filoni and John Favreau and
they were left alone and anybody who Yeah, there's
a third and fourth person. There's a director
that's doing the she's doing the Obi -Wan Obi
-Wan series and Taika Wakiki did I think two
or three episodes and he was also of the voice
of the robot, the IG robot. Yeah, he took over
TD did the first episode and the last episode,
I think. And yeah, he played IG 11, the girl
who's doing the Obi Wan series, direct directed
the third episode, which gave us a huge look
into Mandalorian culture. And we found out more
about the great purge and everything and how
clan structure works. And after seeing that episode,
I was like, okay, I'm not worried at all. Well,
and the thing is the show cost $100 million,
which is, I think it sounds like crazy, but not
in the days of like Game of Thrones and all these
shows costing that kind of money. Now, even 10
years ago, like a season of a show was generally
around 50 million to produce, but that was for
22 episodes for like a CSI or something like
that. So the fact that these are eight episodes
that cost a hundred million. they're smart, they're
variable length. Some episodes are 31 minutes
long, some are 48 minutes long. It's however
long the story dictates is what makes it. So
it's all the more amazing that they did roughly,
I would say five to six hours of television for
$100 million that, you know, and it's not, I
don't even think it's my opinion. I think the
consensus is this looks better than Rise of Skywalker
and Rise of Skywalker cost 270 million because
there's less green screen. It's almost all physical.
Yeah, it's almost all practical effects. I mean,
and they insisted Baby Yoda be a practical effect.
Yeah, I think it's great. It's only the eyes
blinking that are CG, right? I think so. I'm
not 100 % sure on that. I mean, I can't wait
to get the inevitable book on the Mandalorian.
I would love to get the like a Blu -ray set or
even like because this this might be the first
show that Disney warrants a 4k release for because
uh like it's so fancy like and there's got to
be a wealth of behind the scenes productions
on this um now not just for how how good it looks
and and and the sound design and everything the
pacing like we've talked in the past about how
bad the pacing has been on the star wars movies
this this is paced perfect for a TV show. It's
not slow in that you're gonna get bored, but
it's not so fast. It's paced as a space Western
should be. Yeah, and I really, really enjoy it
on a whole. I wasn't too keen on the idea to
begin with, to be honest, and I really like his
character. I like the... some of their memorable
lines that came out of it instead of like the
may the force be with you it's you know this
is the way or I have spoken which I have fun
using against Blanchard but you will do as I
say no I won't I have spoken and then just end
the call you know but no I mean I enjoyed that
I liked the the Jawa episode yep Where he's like
popping them off With the sandcrawler even the
color palette looks more like it's not as It
reminds me of the original trilogy. Yes, exactly
It feels like the ot and I looked this this film
digitally, but they're they're using a muted
color palette on purpose it it's like what if
you mix the color palette of rogue one and Empire
Together that's what you get So like not to mention
like they got some famous actors in this that
I was not expecting and I purposely didn't really
want to read who was gonna be in it, but like
Nick Nolte came out of nowhere and Oh, yeah,
it kind of looks like him Like they didn't have
to do too much makeup his character and then
you have Gina Carano like the first the first
big woman in MMA to be in it so that she didn't
have to worry about you know getting a stunt
woman to do her work and for somebody who's like
a a fighter essentially she's a surprisingly
good actress like she's way better than ronda
rousey's ever gonna be uh yeah like like significantly
like like if you didn't know she was a fighter
and you just saw her her work since she's become
an actress you just think oh she's a woman action
star Like you wouldn't think of the fact that
that she used to beat people up for a living
Yeah, you wouldn't think about that at all Then
you've also got Jim Carlo Esposito in the last
few episodes as the moth and he's fantastic and
everything and if you For those who don't know
who that name it's Gus from from Breaking Bad
Then you've got the the man himself Apollo Creed's
in it Although when I see him, all I can think
of is his character from Arrested Development?
No, from Predator. I think of him from Happy
Gilmore. You son of a bitch. Why am I drawing
a blank on his actual name, though? Oh, no. Carl
Weathers. Carl Weathers. And he's great. Happy
Gilmore. He looks great for a guy in his 70s.
I'll tell you that. Like in really good shape.
Still able to do all the action stuff himself.
and could not have thought of better casting
than Pedro Pascal as the Mandalorian himself.
He's going to have a stellar year. He's finishing
off the year with season one of this ending.
He then is going to be the main antagonist, I
believe, for Wonder Woman 84, and he has that
1980s smarm down pat. And then come September
or October, we've got another season of the Mandalorian.
Is he in Dune too, or am I mistaken? I believe
he might be, like he is in the main, like and
most of us, like he's, he was a somewhat, you
know, decent character actor, but for a while
now, but most of us really got to know him, uh,
playing Oberon on the Game of Thrones season
four of Game of Thrones. Yeah. Yeah. One of the
most memorable characters in the show. I'm probably
one of them. Like everybody dies in that show.
So he's one of the most memorable deaths and
to the point where people were mad, like, I want
more of him. It's like, that's how you know he's
a good actor. And did you see his interview that
just came out recently? I forget which comic
event he was at, but he was talking about how
when he was cast. And it's funny, we only really
know him from like he puts on a fairly thick.
um, Mexican sort of accent and almost everything
he plays, the kind of characters he's played,
but he has like no accent at all when he talks.
And it's hilarious. He's like, he goes, I was
interviewed and I was, I was brought in and,
uh, the, you know, they're like, well, would
you like to play, you know, he's like, he goes,
I saw all these pictures like on the walls from
star, star wars. And he goes, and it was like,
I was a little kid again. And, uh, he's, he goes,
would you like me to play somebody? And they're
like, yeah, we want you to be the Mandalorian.
And he goes, wait, what? are you fucking kidding
me yeah okay i'll do it and he's like he goes
i was like sheepishly grinning but even in my
head i'm like oh my god oh my god oh my god so
like you couldn't have cast him better and even
all the like other supporting actors they get
for bits and pieces here the only ones that sort
of stood out were like i didn't know there was
boston in space But apparently there is. Bill
Burr. Yeah. Bill Burr's in it. And the Kurgan
himself. Clancy Brown. Clancy Brown plays a devil
man, which is not too much of a stretch. And
who is the... The woman? Yeah. She was the woman
who played Nymphadora Tonks in Harry Potter,
but was also Asha in Game of Thrones. Oh, the...
She was the Wildling. Yeah, okay. That's why
I sort of recognized her. She had makeup on.
And the one that played her brother, I couldn't
figure out who that was, but he's a character.
Yeah, I'm not sure. But like, it was a fairly
small cast, all things considered, but very,
very well done. And then, of course, like out
of the blue, you have famous German director
playing. Werner Herzog? Yeah. Out of the like,
why is this German director in this? And then
I realized, why not? Because he has a sinister
German voice. I thought it was funny that in
that episode, they also had the voice actor for
Anakin Skywalker being the rebel pilot. Oh yeah,
I forgot about that too. Yeah, like like this
show had some of the strongest supporting cast
I've seen in a really long and it never distracted
From the episode itself. I mean, I was real I
was really kind of sad that Mignal Wen Didn't
get to do more in episode 5 where she was the
Imperial Assassin on the run But still that was
cool. Plus that went back to Tatooine because
why not? But yeah, there wasn't Lot of wasted
time in this show. There is yeah one Easter egg.
Um, I think it'll become more relevant in season
two where you see Ming -Nau Wen's character die
in the desert somebody with boots and a cape
approaches But that's not the moth character
because the costumes different. Mm -hmm. There
was rumors. It was Boba Fett It's probably not
but I think that'll become relevant next season
Definitely. And, and I'm not somebody who was
into the, uh, like EU stuff, but from what I've
been reading, they're saying that like, Oh, as
stall, all this stuff that was taken away as
not being canon anymore, they're kind of reintroducing
bits and pieces through this show. Yeah. Like
it would not surprise me to see more EU elements
established. Like. The fact that we got live
-action Darksaber, holy shit, I never expected
that. I saw that. That was cool. I was like,
I have no idea what that is. I had to go look
it up. I'm like, that's not a lightsaber, is
it? They had it in the Clone Wars, and then they
had it in Rebels. Well, then I looked at, I was
reading into it. So basically it was the first
Mandalorian that became a Jedi made it, right?
Yeah. And then became a ruler with an iron fist.
So the question here being is, the Moth, is he
actually a Sith? No, he took it during the Siege
of Mandalore. Okay, so that's so he took it as
a symbol of power. So he doesn't really know
how to wield it. No, he's just a guy who took
it. So and in my head, like, I've had dream,
like, it's been a while since I've dreamt about
a TV show, probably since Game of Thrones. But
like, I had a dream where I was like, we were
finishing four or five seasons of of the Mandalorian.
And in my dream, how the show ended was Pedro
Pascal's character dies as an older man. It flashes
forward and we're talking of when this takes
place. It's 20 years have gone by. He dies and
it ends with them revealing that the Mandalorian
will return in a movie. You're like, how? And
then it just shows a adolescent teenager Yoda.
putting on the the Mandalorian like like armor
armor and armor and helmet and then pulling out
a lightsaber and it'd be like holy shit but and
the lightsaber being like one of those neutral
ones like like the so because the explanation
is there's no more Jedi there's there's no more
Sith really but you know a neutral party and
that's how they could work the character into
being in the present -day canon is basically
he's gone and screwed off to another planet.
It has nothing to do with, you know, it's basically
being a bounty hunter and hiding the fact that
he is a force user Jedi. Yeah, like there's so
many possibilities for this show to open up into
the expanded universe that I'm genuinely excited.
The Mandalorian made me excited to be a Star
Wars fan again. And I haven't been able to say
that with the new movies at all. Mike, The Force
Awakens had me excited for a while. The Last
Jedi kind of left me feeling a little cold. Rise
of Skywalker. See last week's episode. But The
Mandalorian had me excited. In love again. So
much so I may run a Star Wars game for my friends.
Yeah. Could you imagine how how incredibly mad
and bad off fans would be if there wasn't the
show and Rise of Skywalker came out. How down
on the franchise everybody would be. I feel like
this is single -handedly saving the franchise
from the disaster that the movie is. And yes,
the movie is going to make a lot of money. And
yes, there's going to be, you know, 40 % or 50
% of people that end up liking it. But I'm feeling
like the hardcore fans are really people that
any or sorry, anybody that uses their brain for
logic we have friends that said that they loved
it and all I can think of is why are they so
so they're so oh you're gonna have to beat me
but they're fucking retarded like I swear we
have friends very close friends that we podcast
with that like it and I'm like what's wrong with
you like what like did we see the same movie
because I'm wondering like I thought you were
an intelligent person kind of kind of like but
I was like okay you can like what you want to
like but you You don't really have any reasons
to like it. Does that make any sense? This is
going to be the saving grace of the franchise.
Now, as long as Kathleen Kennedy doesn't get
her dirty paws into it and really try to change
things for season two. Yeah, just keep your damn
hands off of it. He was hands off here. I think
it's all going to depend on having Favreau to
play interference between studio interference
and the creative direction that the director
and the writers want to go. He has enough clout
to do that, but if he decides that he wants to
remove himself from the show, then I would start
to get very worried. Then we got problems. Because
there's really nobody else that has that amount
of clout with Disney proper or with Marvel proper
to run interference against her or any other
corporate meddling. Mm -hmm. See I almost wonder
if they're going to If they're going to Leave
him alone per se because he's done a couple of
Disney movies done a you know, a couple of Marvel
movies He's done now. He's doing Star Wars Pretty
much everything he touches turns into gold. So
I mean they'd be stupid to mess with him It would
be nice if they if because Kathleen Kennedy has
to be honest. It's not I'm not trying to rag
on her She has other jobs that she's doing there
I almost feel like she has her hands in too many
of the pies. Maybe she should be an executive
overhead, like, you know, she's just oversee
certain things, maybe have a few properties,
blah, blah, blah, have this under your belt,
but maybe leave, maybe even promote or give the
position to Favreau as, you know, head of, you
know, head of Star Wars creative moving forward,
just to have a cohesive vision. I can see that.
I think it'd be a really good idea. I mean, as
long as they let people with a vision and a creative
through line have a very strong say, then yeah,
I think we'll be okay. Well, and she could have,
um, like she could still have the final name
on the credits as executive producer to make
herself feel good, but it would also insulate
her from any negativity. And she probably would
like that. She's had enough negativity going.
forward. And looking at what Favreau has done
for them, like, he made the Iron Man, you know,
one and two films, which made them what looks
like between the Iron Man one and two, he made
them 1 .2 billion, no, budgets, he made them
a billion dollars on top of, you know, that's
after taking the budget to account. And then
he made them the Jungle Book movie, the new one,
live action, that made them 800 million in cash,
like pure cash. And then he made the Lion King
for them and that made them 1 .4 billion profit.
So like he's made more, he's made more money
for them than Kathleen Kennedy ever did, to be
honest. She manages the money that's there and
hasn't really made any money, but he's one of
the guys who's producing, directing, writing.
and making them like he's made them more money
than probably any other director in the last
since the merger so that would be nice how much
you want to bet in season two they will bring
Boba Fett well they said they're bringing in
other established i think they'd be stupid too
i think leaving him dead's probably a good idea
or save him for the final season it'll be one
of the huts Uh that they bring in. Oh, yeah huts
is what they're they are talking about that now
because they brought in the gamorian guards who
are kind of known to be like enforcers for the
huts so Them going to not to now hutta or narshada
Would be a really smart idea. How smart would
it be if they brought in a jar jar or something?
I think visiting Naboo wouldn't be a terrible
idea. Bring in a jar jar, but make them serious
like completely change the character Like a Gungan
crime lord or something, you know, I mean like
something because there are Gungans Yeah in the
universe at large who are not as nice as Jar
Jar was So yeah, I think that's a great idea
I mean, bring back some of these classic races
we've seen in the prequels and the original trilogy,
flesh them out a little bit, because I remember
when we first saw the Mos Eisley Cantina, there's
the Hammerhead races, which is the Iorthians.
I'd love to see those guys, or the Duros, who
are basically the gray aliens that we see in
sci -fi, except they're blue. Because this takes
place after... Jedi I mean there's five five
years after return of there's no reason why if
if this starts to get heavy when it comes to
getting close to the front lines of of of like
I Guess the New Republic getting involved. There's
no reason why we might not see Admiral Ackbar
Yeah. Even if he's not interacting with them
directly, there could be a reason for the Mandalorian
to sneak aboard the Admiral's flagship and be
basically witness to him holding a meeting or
something and have to go by. Like, I'd love to
see them visit other planets. Like you just mentioned,
Ackbar. If they went to Mon Cal, we saw the Quarans,
for example, who are the squid face people. That'd
be really cool to see them do something like
that. I mean, one of the things... They're probably
going to go, even though he's too old, they won't
really show him. They're probably going to go
to Cloud City. Yeah, they'll go to Bespin at
some point because why not or they'll talk about
stuff that's been mentioned in lore like or like
Ord Mantell or Stuff like that Ord Mantell is
like it's not it's it's like a grungy spaceport,
but there's a reason it's like a junkyard planet
I'm trying to, like, there's like a thousand
Star Wars worlds like a name, but I can't think
of one off the top of my damn head right now.
Well, they'll probably, they're saying very specifically
that expect a lot of people from the Skywalker
thing. And then when they're saying Skywalker,
that also means the newer film. So we'll probably
see some of the people that weren't fleshed out
well enough in Force Awakens show up in it. Yeah,
although during the time of the Mandalorian,
depending on how long this show runs, we may
see leading up to the Battle of Jakku. Jakku
takes place 15 years after the end of Return
of the Jedi, which then... Grand Vizier Mas Amida.
So if you remember the blue guy from the from
the prequel trilogy, he basically surrenders
the Empire. If we went back to Coruscant, that
would impress the hell out of me. To see Coruscant
again, see the Imperial Palace, to see what happened
to the Jedi Temple, because the Jedi Temple was
turned into the Imperial Palace, because Emperor
Palpatine was a giant dick. But to see what happened
to the Imperial Remnant, because the Imperial
Remnant still controls parts of the galaxy in
the Mandalorian's timeline, like there are parts
that are still wild. The New Republic is considered
to be the government... but it doesn't have the
fleets and the military strength to hold it.
So there is still a galactic civil war going
on despite the fact that the empire has been
more or less defeated. So it'll be interesting
to see how they do this. I kind of hope we see
more of the underside of the Star Wars universe
like we have been seeing. Like I said, show me
more bounty hunter stuff. Show me more. I want
to see as Alex brought up, now Hutta, show me
the Huts. give me that show me the black sun
would they go to geonosis do you think i think
it might get a mention because i know geonosis
is a mid -rin mid -rim world but if you told
me the mandalorian landed on a on a world that
had battle droids as security forces that would
be badass this episode or these episodes were
very um desert and uh Forest. Very desert and
forest. They didn't really do jungle -y stuff,
but so they could do Kashyyyk or they could do
Hoth to really shake up the locales if they wanted
to. They'd have no reason to go back to Hoth,
but that being said... They wouldn't have a reason
except to hide. Well, he had to do repairs or
had to hide there or there was some, you know,
he finds the old rebel base, the remnants of
it and hides in there or something. You know
what would it be cool for me, speaking of rebel
bases, if they had a reason to go to Dantooine.
Dantooine was just a throwaway line in A New
Hope. They say, we found the remains of a rebel
base on Dantooine, but it has been abandoned
for some time. And Governor Turkin's like, well,
fuck. And then they blow up. Alderaan. You know
what would make me really cool? If the Mandalorian
in his ship had to visit the asteroid field with
Cara Dune, this is what's left of Alderaan. And
you just see the asteroid field. That would impress
the hell out of me. Yeah, that's for sure. Now
there's Alderaan. What was the I'm trying to
think of the planets I played in the Old Republic
MMO. Because some of them are the same. Some
of them are, you know, obviously gone, but Uh,
I mean, I guess they could do the, they could
go to the, they could go to Yavin's, uh, for
like rebel base or something. That'd be cool
to see. Cause I bet you it's probably like a
historical site or something. Um, or why not
go to Corellia? Yes, because, cause we've already
done it in solo. let's go back why not show me
it would be city our fleet shipyards well it
would be a good way to some of the characters
that were in uh that solo movie could still be
there yep that's entirely possible and and that's
the most i don't know like blade runner -esque
planet you know it's it's it's wet it's futuristic
it's industrial it's a different locale so it's
not going to be more of the same I think what
they're gonna wanna do with the next season is
bring in a lot of contrast. So that's why I was
suggesting Jungle Planet, dripping wet future
dystopia planet, Hoth. But that's sort of dream
stuff. But as far as the production of the show
this season, the storyline, I couldn't think
of a better pace for a show. Everything that
was introduced was introduced. Well, the here's
the thing. The comedy works because it wasn't
silly. Like it was dry, but it just kind of it's
just circumstance. Yeah, and it's a little and
it's subtle things too that can be funny and
also poignant, like how he just slowly grows
to become a dad, basically, and he takes the
little ball off of his his gear shift and hands
it to him as just a play toy. The magic hand
line! Well, I love the part where he and people
were having fun with it with adding music to
it that where Baby Yoda presses controls and
just kind of looks at him while he's flying his
ship, you know, just leans forward and touches
one of the buttons and then it does something
and then he leans forward and does it again and
it starts all these alarms going off and the
ship starts jolting and... Yeah. Well, and am
I the only one like we've all watched all of
it right now, right? Like you're, we're all caught.
Yeah. Yeah. Am I the only one that was like,
I don't get emotional when it comes to usually
watching that was almost yelling at the TV. Don't
hit the fucking baby when he had him. It's like,
stop it. He's trying. You can hear him crying.
Stop it. One of them was Jason Sudeikis and then
somebody else being the other. But I was like,
do not do that. And I was like, oh, no, now you're
going to get it. Well, then IG 88 comes over
and just lays them out. Oh, yeah. When IG 88,
or sorry, when IG 11 died, there was genuine
emotion there. I felt that. And that was, you
know what's amazing? Someone put this out on
Twitter, and it's accurate as hell. IG -88 got
more character development in three episodes
than most of the characters did in the new trilogy
of movies. Exactly. And not to mention the main
character actually had an arc where they evolved.
Did you notice that, you know, Rey kind of didn't
really change at all? Like, the main characters
of the new Skywalker trilogy really didn't evolve
or change from who they were at all. they had
no training or they were inconsistent yeah like
or or they failed like Rafe fails at being a
Jedi like fails bad like can't even control her
emotions and it's like okay so why should we
care about anything she does whereas in the Mandalorian
he goes it's a simple story arc but like he goes
from being a loner paranoid hateful of all droids
to at least trusting one droid and uh getting
the family he always wanted you know secretly
uh with her other bounty hunters the robot and
then the baby and even you know he gets a even
though he tried to kill him once uh he gets a
father figure out of uh out of the carl weathers
yeah exactly carl weathers becomes his father
figure he gets um you know not not a wife but
more of a could be a wife but more of a sister
You know in in the the shock trooper and You
know, he gets this, you know weird sort of family
and even you know, he gets a built -in babysitter
on Tatooine Like and he loses he unfortunately
loses his strange uncle Nick Nolte's character.
I can't remember his name now Yeah, and I saw
people comparing this to the the Japanese movie
series and book series, Lone Wolf and Cub. Yeah,
basically. It's a samurai or he's a ronin, which
is what he is because he no longer has a master
because he was kicked out of the guild. And he's
all alone and he's basically moving across Japan
or the universe, protecting a little baby. And
he's a wounded old soldier with scars of the
past that he has to work through. So it's like...
And that's basically what Star Wars was always.
It was a samurai movie mixed with a western.
And this is the closest to that we've seen since
literally the original Star Wars New Hope. I
can see that. Yeah, like there's something very
authentic about how the Mandalorian has handled
the source material and the themes of it Yeah,
it's basically lone wolf and cub and that's fine
It's got elements of the spaghetti western and
and I hear people complaining About how the man
Mandalorian doesn't do anything new It doesn't
have to it just has to do what it's doing. Well
It just has to make you care about the characters,
which it does. It gives you stakes for most of
the episodes. Some of the episodes, I could argue,
are filler, but they're entertaining filler.
Like you get a storyline is being propelled for
the most part, but you get a lot of interesting
characters along the way. Cara Dune, Gryff, aka
Kara Weathers, Taika Waititi's character. And
you get You just, you get a lot in eight episodes
that you didn't get with the new trilogy and
that I appreciate more so than a movie. A movie,
yes, has a bigger budget and arguably a longer
runtime, but I feel more intimate and familiar
with these characters over eight 43 minute episodes
than I did over the course of like eight hours
with the new movies. I just... If you had me
pick who I care more about between Rey and Finn
and Poe, I'm choosing the Mandalorian baby Yoda
and the rest of the characters from the Mandalorian.
We learn to care more for a character that doesn't
talk than we do about anybody in the new movies.
Which is really telling. Outside of being a brilliant
marketing tool because The amount of baby Yoda
merch that's going to fly off the shelves in
May is going to blow your minds. In fact, Blair
got a pre -order for me for Christmas. I don't
get this until it comes out in May. I got the
official baby Yoda with a little cup of soup
and the and the frog. That thing's going to I
can only imagine what scalpers are going to want
for that. You just wait. I guarantee you that
May the fourth that week will probably be a trailer.
Well that that'll probably be when they drop
the the DVD or blu -ray set because I I They
haven't said whether or not Being on a streaming
network there if they're going to release home
media, but it's Disney. They always do so they
whether it be a club exclusive or not, but fully
expect McDonald's or somebody to have Happy Meal
toys with me the fourth with baby Yoda stuff
and Those toys will be scarce Actually, I'm kind
of surprised we didn't see any real fast food
tie -ins for Star Wars. There was the movie theater
stuff, but whatever. Well, do you remember back
in the day, I don't know if it's like now, if
it's the same thing, but when the special editions
came out and at least when Phantom Menace came
out, I'm not sure about the others, didn't Taco
Bell have the exclusive rights to the toys? Yes.
KFC Taco Bell did run, uh, episode one. I don't
remember anything for episode two. Episode three
was Burger King. Cause I remember the special
editions, um, all being like when they had the
giant Vader cups, like, you know, where he had
like the arms that would move the top of the
cup and all the toys were Taco Bell. And it was,
there was a while where Taco Bell was getting
some of the coolest stuff. Uh, maybe it was cause
they had to deal with Fox or something. I think
so. But yeah, like I think about this like you
know, anything with baby Yoda is gonna sell so
there's gonna be micro machines with baby Yoda
on top there's gonna be Like there's think about
even like pencil erasers that are gonna have
baby Yoda on it It's gonna be on absolutely everything.
Oh Stupid me, you know where they're gonna go
in the next season there or they should go at
least Dagobah Like there's nobody there, right?
But like, uh, and this is, and Luke at this point
has not yet, uh, gone off to, he hasn't buggered
off to Jedi Island yet. So he, this is when he's
training people. Like this is when they're hunting
down the remnants. Like, so I can see Mark Hamill
voicing. Luke over the radio or something or
hearing it. If they do an episode where they
go and you can see Admiral Ackbar, I wouldn't
be surprised if we saw a hologram of Luke talking.
Yeah, I'd be okay with that. Having no idea who
he was. And having it be just the tertiary. It
doesn't really mean anything. Have Luke mention
he's on the hunt, they're trying to catch the
rest of the Imperials. Or have Luke mention,
I think I'm going to start a school. Fam. There
you go, lore. And just have it on a transmission
or something. Yeah, he's got an R2 projection.
that they hand over to Admiral Ackbar or somebody
on another planet, which would be neat. But I
almost get the feeling that Baby Yoda might be
compelled through the Force to, if they're trying
to find others, the whole point of this next
season is finding his race. Well, maybe he would
be drawn to Dagobah because of the residual effect
of Yoda being there. And there is no reason for
Yoda not to appear at some point as a Force ghost.
Right like they're there because Yoda being a
sort of secretive as he was It wouldn't surprise
me if he had had contact with this like like
for all we know while the Skywalker stuff has
been happening in the movies There could be an
entire like they're like, oh, it's the last Jedi
blah blah that in that Skywalker world But for
all we know there is an entire planet way out
in the middle of nowhere where in secret Force
users have been training for the last 30 years
in hiding and we don't know about them because
for all we know like everybody with the exception
of Palpatine that would have been able to sense
you know force users they're all dead like Luke
didn't get enough training to like be able to
sense out where people are especially if they're
like you know on some like I don't know about
the the old public but if there's like a planet
that blocks away a lot of the signals or blah
blah blah there there could easily be uh like
I'm not too In on was it a soca whatever her
name was but wasn't wasn't she supposed to be
training like a whole bunch of neutral force
users Something like that. There was her and
Ezra and Ezra is still alive at the end of Rebels.
Isn't Ahsoka supposed to be too? Although it's
funny you mention that. Wasn't she supposed to
show up in the trilogy? That's what I heard.
She did She did. She was a voice at the end.
She was a voice, which means she's dead. However,
that being said, Dave Filoni went on Twitter,
posted a picture of Ahsoka standing next to Gandalf
the Grey saying, I heard you were dead. And she's
like, I get that a lot. So is Ahsoka dead? We
don't really know. Dave Filoni says no, but Kathleen
Kennedy may have other ideas for that. Because
that wouldn't that be the perfect thing? It's
like the idea is the last Jedi could still fit
with that continuity of like There is no more
Jedi or at least there isn't a current Jedi order,
but there's a neutral order that doesn't follow
the path of the Jedi. And that would be probably
where Baby Yoda would be drawn to. Yeah. If you
gave me a Soka in the Mandalorian, I'd be so
beyond pleased. There are rumors of Darth Maul
appearing because Ray Park just posted a picture
of himself on Twitter in full Darth Maul makeup.
He died rebels. Yeah, that's what I thought too.
So but then again, hey, it's Disney's cannon.
They can do what they want. Well, they want I
don't think the retcon rebels. They had him.
I don't think they will either. He'll be in the
Obi -Wan series, though. Yeah. Yeah, which is
cool. So, I mean, I think I don't know what more
we can say about these eight episodes other than
like. Watch them now highly anticipating the
next words and it's I don't know how much rewatch
ability I'll have as far as watching it myself.
I Think I'll rewatch it once it comes on home
video as we get closer to the launch of the second
season Because it's still so fresh in my mind
that like this is one of the few shows where
I took in every single Frame and memorize it
to heart which is not common for most TV shows
Like I memorize everything I watch So I don't
have to rewatch it maybe the last episode but
I'm probably gonna rewind if I run a Star Wars
like RPG for my friends I'll probably set it
during the Mandalorian timeline like before the
battle of Jakku but after the return of the Jedi
and just kind of ignore the new series because
No, but the Mandalorian is gold. So That's going
to be my gold standard for Star Wars for the
next ever. Yeah, resistance. I didn't. I'm not
even. It's OK, but it's not as good as rebels.
Well, and the animation kind of sucks. It's weird.
I tried watching, like looking at the animation
for rebels and resistance. They just look. a
huge step down from Clone Wars. I've seen the
first - Well, they used Tron Uprising and Transformers
robots in disguise animation style. It's dramatically
lower quality. Clearly lower budget. I'm one
and a half seasons into Clone Wars now. I know
I'm super far behind, but guess what? I guess
I'm not that far behind because there's going
to be a new season. So as long as I catch up
with that before, I think, what is it, spring
when they're launching? February. Oh, oh shit,
okay You're watching. Okay. I will be watching
all because there is what was it six seasons
Five and then a six season on Netflix or something
Six season will be exclusive to Disney Plus No,
I thought I thought that there's six season was
like a eight episode arc or something. They finished
Maybe it wasn't Netflix. I think you may be right.
I'm not a little check. Yeah. Well Yeah, yeah,
yeah, sorry five seasons or sorry five seasons
on the Cartoon Network Season six was 13 episodes
on Netflix and that was in 2014 And then I guess
so season seven is what's coming Yeah, you'd
be correct And and that was like when I saw the
first even the first season of that show visual
quality wise way better than I was ever expecting
a cartoon to look, especially the space stuff.
So, you know, as long as they can keep that kind
of quality going, you know, if that's the quality
they want to go with on any shows they produce
animated wise on the network, I think the future
of Star Wars won't be movies. I'd be OK with
it being animated as long as the quality is up
there. And as long as the original characters
sound like they should, I'm totally fine with
it. Because honestly, if you told me, okay, guys,
okay, Star Wars fans, you've been waiting for
the Thrawn trilogy animated, we're gonna give
it to you. Give us three years. I will wait with
baited friggin breath. I'm down. So yeah. Nobody
knows what I'm talking about when it comes to
all this EU shit. Trust me. The throng trilogy
was the gold standard and it set the bar really,
really friggin high back in the day. And there's
a great audio book, which is read by one guy,
but he does all the voices and they sound really,
really on point actually. Um, so yeah, check
his grand Admiral Thrawn is especially good.
Um, but anyway, um, from the Chiss ascendancy.
Anyway, this has been. Alrighty, so I think this
about wraps this episode up. So do you think
that they'll bring in Ezra in the Mandalorian?
I think it would be a really cool cameo. I really
do. If they did Ezra and Ahsoka or even the crew
of the ghost at some point, because I know Hera
is still alive because the ghost shows up at
the end of Rise of Skywalker. Sure, I'm totally
down for that. They also have them at the end
of Rebels 2. Yeah. So, uh, which takes place
during the fall of the empire. So there's the
possibility that they could all be out there
looking for Ezra and it would be kind of neat
if, cause you know, they're not going to leave
baby Yoda in the show forever. No, they'll need
a new thing to move forward. So, so it would
be interesting if they had Ezra take on the baby
Yoda, like just take him, you know, off his hands
as somebody that you know can be trusted that
doesn't like the empire and because he's got
kind of that not a full jedi like uh background
where he's willing to do some things that jedi
weren't so i i could see him playing a part but
yeah so anyways uh we have been Alex I've been
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