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Sci-Fi Series Creations – Roundtable

About this Episode
Greetings, my fellow friends of the future. It
is I, one of your hosts for this evening's show.
This is Future Imperfect, a collaborative project
between ThisWeekendGeek .net and, of course,
the Geekcast Radio Network. I am Mike the Birdman
Dodd, and I'm not alone as we trek across space,
time, dimensions, and perhaps something else.
We are here to celebrate... cool things that
we're actually going to be pitching our own sci
-fi shows this evening. These could be ideas
that are a whole cloth that we have created with
our own little hands and minds or they could
be reboots of franchises or shows that maybe
only lasted a season maybe a couple of episodes
in some cases so it's going to be a a variety
of different things you will be experiencing
tonight as a joining us here on Future Imperfect.
But of course, I'm not alone as I walk the decks
and the halls of the USS Future Imperfect. I
am joined with Admiral Stephen Phillips. Welcome,
friendo. Heyo. And of course, we are now joined
with regular. Oh, my God, he's been he's moved
up from guest star. We have writer and now podcaster
Aaron Paulier. Hi, how's it going everybody?
And it is my ever lovable co -host the guy who
tries to rein me in more often than not the man
from Kitchener I was gonna say ring you in Alex.
I Generally used to be you have to rain me and
now I'm like Michael stop it Michael stop it
Is it worth it Yeah, you're like Mike from the
love of God Stop giving your manifesto. So yes
guys. We are here on future imperfect this week
We are gonna be talking about something. Like
I said rather fun We're gonna be pitching our
own original sci -fi ideas to you So this idea
was brought up by Aaron a few weeks ago We have
a kind of group chat that we talk on Facebook
I'm throwing different ideas sharing memes back
and forth and Aaron would have been about two
or three weeks ago Mentioned hey guys, why don't
we do? our own sci -fi show. So that got the
ideas and creative juices kind of flowing between
all of us, because all of us have some background
of creative experience. I myself have been a
role playing game player for many, many, many
years. I've written some short fiction, none
of which exists anymore. It was all written down
in good old line notebooks back in my high school
days. I mean, I have written some blogs online,
but they're lost the time. They're mostly. journalistic
pieces anyway. So this was a fun time to kind
of pull out my creative ideas, to pull out something
kind of neat for this. But I've got, I'd say
about 25 years of creative experience, if you
can really kind of call it that. I'm nowhere
near as cool as Aaron, who actually has published
things that you can buy on store shelves. But
this will be a fun thought experiment between
all of us. So Steve, what kind of experience
do you have kind of bringing to this? Well, I
used to actually write a lot of fan fix back
in the day of just popular series or games. Back
in like, when I was in middle school, my friend
and I wrote a Mega Man X Dragon Ball Z crossover
series, which I still have the word documents
and not very long, but it was quite humorous
to see how that world comes together. And I wrote
a couple of Transformers ones that I kind of
created a whole new I basically retconned all
of Beast Machines and wiped it out and and read
it with my own series and then I In college,
I wrote a screenplay creating my own kind of
sci -fi universe with my own superheroes and
people involved in villains and I kind of came
up with a lot of those ideas while I was taking
some edx .org Smithsonian classes that they had
Michael Uslan and Stan Lee kind of coordinating
and teaching how to you know, basically craft
your own universe And then moving along next,
Aaron is probably our most accomplished person
around the virtual roundtable this evening. Aaron,
I guess, where did you start kind of with the
creative space with you? Well, I started with
art. Believe it or not, I started with a little
bit of computer art, even though I'm kind of
terrible at it, but I had access to a lot of
programs that I could like kind of layer together
and do that. But that got me into the writing
business when I started writing little short
pieces for planets, for Battletech. Wrote a lot
for Battletech, quite a few different pieces
that were fluff, you know, or background information
on planets, some of the wars that occurred in
Battletech. Then I got into Star Trek. Lots of
writing for Star Trek lately, that's for sure.
I've done some work on some novelization type
stuff in the background. I've never really progressed
very far in it because I'm never very happy with
my dialogue, let's put it that way. But I have
a few worlds that I've been kicking around in
the background that I'd like to actually put
out a novel for. I'm just not really confident
enough yet with the dialogue or the plotting
of it. Let's put it that way. I guess I'm very
self -critical. Okay. And then finally we will
bring things to Alex. Where does your creativity
start? Probably if we want to go really far back,
we're talking like kindergarten. Uh, you know,
you'd make your own little fan fiction drawings
and in your, like, we had to have journals, right?
Before each day we bring in dream journals and
different things. So it was all like transformers
and spaceships and whatever weird stories there.
I think I have a couple of stories that we dictated
out to a teacher's helper that they would type
up on the computer and it would print on the
dot matrix printer. I think my mom has them.
Uh, I had one where, uh, an alien ship landed
on, I think it was on or around Frankenstein's
castle. And I'm like six years old and it was
supposed to write a two -page thing. And they
ended up printing me, I think it was 35 pages.
And I was dictating it. I had the whole story
mapped out in my head and I dictated it to the
teachers and they typed it off. They printed
the whole thing and I think I still have it somewhere.
So that's like late 80s, early 90s. And then
in high school, I was taking a bunch of computer
classes, as well as film studies courses. So
I made a bunch of short films that were either
a little avant -garde or usually horror -based.
Did some things that I would get big trouble
for now, like bringing a fake gun to school to
shoot a movie. And taking the fake gun, painting
the tip black so that it didn't look like the
orange fake. Gun, filming a whole thing in school.
And this is after Columbine. Doing the whole
thing and then having the video presented. I
didn't know it was going to be done, but they
presented it to the entire school as a short
film festival. And when looking and seeing when
the vice principal and the principal realized
that I filmed it in the school, the look on their
faces and the look of panic on my film teacher's
face because he didn't see the final cut before
I edited it. And yeah, that would have been interesting.
So I had that background. Luckily, I got away
with it because it was a very avant -garde sort
of film. It was clearly not supposed to be like
a school shooting video or anything. It was just,
we had to film where we were filming. And I also
took some computer programming courses and everybody
had to make Tetris for, I think it was when we
were learning. Pascal or Java or something. And
I said, can I do something different? And they're
like, okay, what do you want to do? So I ended
up making my own RPG engine. It's like I made
my own like simplistic JRPG engine. And I had
a whole binder full of notes where I was going
to make this sort of sci -fi fantasy world. A
little bit of Final Fantasy, a little bit Star
Wars sort of thing involved. I don't know where
that is. I think I trans coded it or transcribed
it from book onto a floppy disk. Lord knows if
I know where the floppy disk is, and I'd have
to buy an external floppy drive controller just
to check the few floppy disks I still have from
back in the day. And if it's on there, cool.
Then there's untapped stories. But that's pretty
much where my background was with them. And other
than I had some friends that were cartoonists,
and I'd help them conceptualize when they were
publishing their own web strips and stuff back
in the day. But that's about it. All right, so
now that we've kind of given everyone's kind
of backgrounds from the creative arts I guess
we're gonna kind of go around the table virtually
to give our ideas and we're gonna start with
me then we're gonna go to Steve then we're gonna
go to Aaron then we'll finally round things out
with Alex so um I guess do you guys want me to
start with these shows I might resurrect or do
that as kind of If we have honorable mentions
or things you'd want to resurrect or remake,
I think those would be first just to get that
out of the, you know, out of the way. Oh, all
right. Cool, then. So the ideas that I had for
shows that could be resurrected or rebooted into
a more current form is during the 90s, there
was a short lived BattleTech animated series,
which was not it was a cool way to introduce
kids to the BattleTech universe for those that
aren't necessarily. I'm familiar with BattleTech.
Imagine giant walking tanks essentially from
the 31st century. And it's basically a bunch
of different houses fighting each other for control
of a area of space known as the Inner Sphere.
And the wars are decades or hundreds of years
long, blood feuds lasting for generations. And
it's a very warlike place. technology is lost
and gained and found again. It's a whole comp
complicated history. So a series in the nineties
was 13 episodes explain a point in history known
as the clan wars, where basically these guys
came from deep outer space who originally were
part of the inner sphere said, you know what
your, your politics suck. We're leaving. And
then they come back to conquer the inner sphere.
And this Unites everybody comes together and
you know, eventually we win at a cost but My
show would be a little bit different. I'd reboot
it into live -action and my pitch would be My
elevator pitch would be Game of Thrones, but
with Max So I'm gonna set this during the third
succession wars, but before the Klan invasion
Each season would be about 13 episodes And how
this would work out is this would lead up to
the big bads of the series being the clans in
seasons six and seven. So establish all the houses,
all the main characters. and kind of get to know
the internal kind of politics. And obviously
there will be some fights with mechs, but there'll
be some land battles, but it's going to be about
people first and foremost to understand why these
people are fighting. One of the things that I
have set up in my show pitch is the clan invasion
is the show's equivalent to the red wedding from
Game of Thrones, basically major characters die,
a major world falls, and you realize things are
very, very bad. And then you follow them to,
I guess, some of the first major clan offensives.
And that's where the series goes from there.
So that's about as far as I thought that out.
The next one that I want to develop was Halo
ODST. So this involves no Spartans. You will
not see a Spartan until the last five minutes
of the series. An ODST trooper is a orbital drop
shock trooper. So basically a soldier wearing
heavy armor. They come in and these pods that
are dropped from a spaceship from orbit. So I
want this to feel like band of brothers focused
on fighting the aliens known as the Covenant.
And I want this to happen before the Battle of
Reach. Reach is a major turning point in the
war where humanity is on the run. Bad things
have happened. Most of the super soldiers are
dead at this point. And I want it to be just.
very warlike, but I want it to have a little
bit of heart too. And the series is going to
end where you see the master chief get loaded
onto the pillar of autumn at the end of halo
reed. So you know where the series will end,
but it's how you get there. So you follow this
ODST team as they battle and then fight. Sorry,
just to comment on that. Wasn't that already
what they were planning on making the TV show
back in the day? I don't know if they ever developed
that far. I know there was a short film that
featured ODST people, but I don't know whether
it was ever gone beyond that five to 10 minute
pilot. But this would be something I'd love to
see. I just don't know if we ever will see it
because the Halo series has been developed by
Showtime for like a million years. It's Microsoft.
Eventually they'll do something. Yeah, if they
are smart, the Master Chief still makes money.
So the next series is animated that I'd love
to do. And it has been shown that this series
can survive in animation, but it's only ever
had one movie. Mass Effect. I'm setting this
post first game. So you establish the world.
You kind of know what's going on. Commander Shepard's
established, but you will never meet Commander
Shepard. Shepard is referenced. Shepard will
also be Canonically, in my world, FemShep, because
FemShep is awesome. I love Jennifer Hale, and
you can use her voice, because I think that'd
be awesome. The series will follow a Salarian
STG team or a Turian SpecOps team, because I
want to focus on the aliens, because Mass Effect,
for the most part, does focus on the Human Alliance
characters. Maybe we see the war from a different
side. And with the freedom of animation, there's
a lot of things you can do. Plus setting it in
this setting gives you the collector threat,
gives you ideas if you want to follow the Reaper
threat. Also allows a lot of the internal politicking
with the Citadel races. whatnot. It gives you
a lot of playground to go into if you want. Plus,
if it's animated, like I said, there's no real
budget limit, so we can do whatever you want.
Maybe do a 26 episode season, see where it goes.
Finally, before I get to my big pitch. Terminator.
That's right. The series that never seems to
friggin die. We tried this before with Terminator,
the Sarah Connor Chronicles, which ended on a
cliffhanger that will never ever get resolved.
So reboot city. Let's go back to a time where
this thing is set entirely during the future
war. In fact, takes place just after judgment
day and follows a family trying to survive in
the first days after the bombs have dropped.
So this would follow the establishment of the
resistance and tech calm. And there's essentially
a road trip from across America, starting in
Boston and presumably ending up in like Wyoming
or something. Um, it's like walking dead, but
yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. It's walking dead
except with endoskeletons. Plus they'd have to
fight with other survivors, other monsters or
things that are out there because things might
mutate. I'm not saying it's like fall out, but
hey, that's another serious day, right? Um, but
yeah, and the idea is there's always, there's
this thing known as the Skynet termination line.
Everything behind that line dies. So my group
of survivors, this family, which includes children
has to stay ahead of that line. Anything behind
that line is dead. So it's always constant pressure
to keep the series going. And obviously we would
find out about the mythical John Connor. Um,
would we ever meet him during the course of the
series? I don't know. Maybe not because you already
know where the series is going to go, but I think
it's getting there. That is the most interesting.
And that would be my pitch for a new Terminator
series. Obviously it's not going to be cheap
because it's live action. But if you do, every
series that's done Future War has always done
just before Kyle Reese jumps back in time. We
never see what happens immediately after the
bombs fall, that chaos. So this would have more
in line with fear, Walking Dead than Walking
Dead, which I think could be really, really,
really fascinating. So before you go into your
main pitch, Mike, it's a lot to take in. We all
comment on the previous show. Yes. Yes. Yes,
please do. I made a note on your first one, the
Mech one. It reminds me of a show. Battle Tech.
Yes, Battle Tech. It reminds me of a show I used
to watch as a kid that ran a couple seasons.
It's called Exo Squad, I think. And that was
a similar because when you said Game of Thrones,
That's what that was. It was like all these different
factions and, and how they were dealing. It was,
it was a really advanced show for a kid's show.
And it wasn't as far as I could tell, like an
anime, it wasn't an actual like American show.
I don't know if it was a base on the same property.
Maybe you're not, but it was, it was similar
to the Super Sentai thing. It was like super
humans, samurai, cyber squad or something like
that. There's an actual show called Exo Squad.
It's like a, it's an animated mech show. Are
you thinking about Robo Tech? Nope. No, there
is an Exo Squad. I vaguely remember this. I'll
end up throwing... It's animated. Yeah, it's
a fully animated show. And I think it ran...
26, 40 episodes? Maybe two seasons? Yeah, two
seasons. I know I had a DVD of the first season
available. And the big deal with that show was
for a cartoon, most of the episodes were four
and five episode arcs. And it would be like,
they would just be to be continued for four or
five episodes straight, telling one story each
time. So that's what made me think of that, Mike,
when you're saying Game of Thrones, like it's
gonna have multiple works. It could be done.
Can I put in one comment on Haleprek? Yes. I'm
sorry. I wanted to make sure I got in before
we moved on to a different... idea, one of your
different ideas. Yeah, I would be I think there
would be a battle tech fan out there that's listening
to that would have an eyebrow raised. I think
instead of third succession where you actually
meant fourth succession. Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah,
sometimes I was making sure because the third
succession war is a pretty epic time where like
the inner sphere is literally falling back into
Mad Max kind of kind of era but the fourth succession
war is the kind of grand Big you know the it's
it's where Hans devian starts the four succession
war by giving away a rival house as a wedding
gift to his new bride and the actual leader of
that house is sitting there in the audience going
What? You're giving my own realm away as a wedding
gift and they that they timed their invasion
for that wedding gift I mean, it's it's pretty
crazy, but I thought that that's the only thing
I wanted to bring up. I'm sorry No, that's fine.
Yeah, I think that's I said like LinkedIn in
the chat So you guys can check it out, but that
that show it's it's a similar idea I don't it's
not based on the same property, but that shows
that it could be done you know, they did it like
25 years ago and You know, you didn't necessarily
have the legs that it would probably have today
with you know It was an unheard of concept other
than I think some of the was an x -men cartoon
and spider -man had multi -part episodes, but
as far as you know They did it with an animated
thing. So it shows that there's a market. They
could do it live action, especially with, you
know, if it was HBO or somebody. Yeah. Like,
like my show needs a budget. We're talking HBO
money for sure. Yeah. Cause otherwise if it showed
up on the sci -fi network, it would just be cramped
in a room with close up shots of everybody. And
then occasionally graphics that look worse than
Babylon five. So it has to be on, it has to be
Netflix, HBO. or something to that extent, like
Hulu wouldn't put up the money for it. Yeah,
exactly. Like this is a show I'd love to see
done because the Battletech property has such
love behind it. It's not as it's not as well
known as it used to be. But I think with the
popularity of its games over the last couple
of years with, like, pirata games and paradox
interactive, there is love there still because
I don't know anything about like I'm not very
familiar at all. Like It's a different universe
than MechWarrior, right? No, it's the exact same
thing, more or less. Okay. So that was, so that's
part of that. Cause that's, that's my only experience
then with it would be playing MechWarrior two
and three back in the day. Yeah. So that would
be my, if I had to pick out of those four shows
that I pitched, that would be the one I'd put
the most money into and then Terminator probably.
All right. So my next one that I mentioned was
Halo. What do you guys have to say about that?
I think it's going to get done. It's just, I
don't know if it'll be the same timeline. I think
it's going to depend. Like they have been saying
that they hadn't officially canceled that show
that they were planning to do for the Xbox, you
know, live thing. But then they canceled having
Xbox live do live video. So, but I wouldn't be
surprised if they do something with Halo Infinite
coming out with the new generation of systems.
Like, but if they do it, Mike, I don't think
they would put money into it. I think it would
be something where they're like, Hey, let's show
off that we got this new tech. So let's pump.
$10 million and I'm making 10, 10 minute shorts
instead of making it like, you know, $10 to $20
an episode sort of thing. Yeah. Which is unfortunate
because if you could get Disney plus money into
it, you could do it. And that's why I selected
ODST troopers as opposed to like Spartans, because
once you have these costumes, that's it. You
don't have to customize them. They all look the
same. They're basically like stormtrooper uniforms.
Um, you could do like. It would cost a bit to
get the costumes on, but like you said, once
they're done, the advantage they would have is
then Microsoft would have the actual uniforms
and costumes that they could use for promotional
materials for everything they do from then on.
Yeah. Plus, it's still a loved universe. The
franchise still does a lot of things. It's had
two live action series that are very short. There
was Nightfall and Forward Unto Dawn. And then
there was Halo Legends, which was an animated
series of shorts back in 2009. So the franchise
still has legs. And as you mentioned, with the
newest console generation coming up, that's got
to mean something. I can see them as a final
look for me. uh, not doing it live action, Mike,
I could see them using the game engine. To that
would be cool because they're getting so photorealistic
now that if they just said, Hey, it's an animated
series, but it's done in engine using like whatever
unreal five or whatever the heck they're using.
Uh, they could, they could do that. And you know,
it would be very cheap because they have the
engine built and it would just be paying the
programmers to script out the cut scenes. So
instead of costing, you know, $10 million an
episode, they can get that cost down to like.
A hundred grand or whatever. Just paying the
voice actors. Yeah. And if you wanted to bring
in more expensive voice talent, you could. Plus
I really want to have Keith. I want Keith David,
the star in this series. It's cause I love his
voice. Cause he was an amazing spawn back in
1997. So plus. He's Goliath. So anyway. Oh, yeah.
And Mass Effect. Yeah. Speaking of Mass Effect,
that's my next series. What do you guys think?
I'm the weird one that, like, I don't I guess
I don't play a lot of video games. I mean, I've
played the Mass Effect games and I like them,
but I don't think I can speak about them. intelligently.
Does that make sense? Do you think a series set
post first game would work to draw people in?
Do you think you could get 26 episodes out of
this? I think that you can get a solid 10 episodes
out of any decent idea, as long as there's good
writing and good acting. I'd say the Mass Effect
universe has that potential. 26 episodes, you
know. I don't know, it depends on how well it's
played off and the quality of the actors. I think,
Mike, you could get a three to four episode miniseries
as a prequel that leads up where humans make
first contact, and then we have the Turian War.
That's a good one. The first part is humans discovering
the Mass Effect Relay in space. The second is
having the Turian War. And then the third one
is humans being invited over to the Citadel and
you end it with Commander Shepard's flight to
the Citadel to sort of start up the game. And
if you do it animated, I'm not talking 20 minute
episodes, you do three 60 minute specials and
you could do that. So I guess if you're counting
it as animated or as an episode count, you know,
anywhere 8 to 10, 20 minute episodes. I think
the more interesting stories could take place
on the Citadel, but the automatic comparison
would be to Babylon 5. And I think that would
be a disservice to both Babylon 5 and Mass Effect.
Does that make sense? Yeah. Mike, have you ever
actually watched Babylon 5? I've watched the
first two seasons. Because in playing Mass Effect.
They took a lot from Babylon five. Yeah, a lot
from a lot like the main plot is basically battle
on five. And then I guess my final idea is the
Terminator series. What do you guys think? I
love Terminator. I think that the Sarah Connor
Chronicles was cut short far too soon just when
it was really starting to get interesting. I
think a show set directly after Judgment Day
could be good, could be really good if done properly.
I think that's the challenge. I think while the
challenge is doing that properly in a post -nuclear
kind of apocalypse, but also doing a Terminator
well seems to be very difficult. I think it could
be done really well. I'd love to see it. I want
to see more good Terminator. It would be interesting
if they played it like the mini -series for Battle
Circle Actica, where you just take most of the
first season and have most of the first season
happen beforehand. Make it like a family drama.
And it's just, you're focusing on a family or
a couple of families, like one in Hawaii, one
over here, one over there, and you're just seeing
them and they're living out their everyday lives
like normal. And then at the end of the pilot
or at the end of the first two episodes, the
first bombs go off. and then you start to catch
up and you become invested with these multiple
families across the world and how it's affecting
the world differently. And there's all the chaos
that ensues, the people that are closest to it
know what's going on, but the communication lines
are down. You could do a really interesting thing
with it, especially if you set it like, you know,
let's say you set the show and you do it like
24, where each episode for the first, I don't
know, seven episodes is... uh you know a week
before you know judgment day and each day like
each episode starts with a countdown and you
oh i like that so it builds attention and you
could even do it where in the top right corner
of the screen it literally has a timer counting
down the minutes and you then you get to the
you know the last episode of the second last
episode of the season and you see each of the
families as it takes to zero what happens and
then you you set up uh You see the bombs go off
and that's how you cut off the first season.
And then you build a pipe over six months to
go into the second season. Whether or not, that'll
give a time to see whether or not it has enough
hype going into it if people really want to tune
back in and watch. It also could leave it at
a good point that if it got canceled, you're
like, holy shit, we just saw what happened leading
up to Judgment Day. And if it is popular, then
you have multiple seasons you can go with. You
have already established characters. You'd have
to make sure that some of those families are
tied into like Skynet and things like that. So
the fans actually want to keep knowing what happens
to these people. Rather than just random family
drama, you know? What I meant was, yeah, that's
actually where I was going with is, you know,
you don't realize they're tied to it, but they
are tied to it. So, you know, it'll be a family
where it's like a truck driver and his family.
Well, it turns out he works for Cyberdyne. And
some of the stuff he's been transporting, he's
like, oh, I've got a government contract right
now. We're transporting stuff back and forth.
And you start to realize how they're connected.
And I guess you could throw in a family, throw
in the Dyson family or somebody that people would
already know. So you have one person's family
working at the center of it all. And then the
rest of them are tangentially connected. Or you
find out, it's like, oh, there's somebody that
will play a big part in the future. You could
even do something where the opening scenes of
the show are either clips from the different
movies that have been out showing the future.
And you see some of these people when they're
fully part of the resistance. And then it's just
like somebody gets knocked on their head or they're
getting attacked and they just flash back and
it shows how everything began. That's when you
have the countdown happening. I like that. That's
clever. Okay, so now gather round, children.
Sit tight and prepare you as I regale you with
the tale of my main pitch. So this one is going
to be something near and dear to my heart. I
love horror movies. I love scary movies and there
are scary sci -fi movies. One of my favorite
series of all times is Ripley Scott's Aliens.
My favorite movie of all time is James Cameron's
Alien. But... I want to do something a little
bit differently because one of the things that
Hormones have done, to varying degrees of success,
is tackle H .P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos, which
we talked about in the last episode of Future
Imperfect. So I'm doing a mixture of William
Gibson's genre that he more or less created,
cyberpunk, and crossing that with Cthulhu. There
was a role playing game supplement years ago
by Steve Jackson Games called Cthulhu Punk. I'm
taking the basic idea and reworking it into my
own thing. The title of my series is called Wetworked.
The series is set in the year 2170 in... Toronto.
It follows the, uh, two private investigators,
um, known as Warren and Cassandra. Both are cyber
cybernetically augmented humans. Warren is a
street level operator who, uh, befriended Cass
as, as an informant for the police once upon
a time. So the story begins when a family approaches
them to help solve a mystery involving their
murdered daughter and their missing son. The
first season follows the trail of a cult named
the Yellow Faith and the Missing Son. A corporation
named Citadel takes an interest in their investigation
and occasionally helps them or hinders them as
the course of the 10 to 13 episode series plays
out. The antagonists for the first series include
gang members, organ leggers, the cops, the cult
of the Yellow Faith themselves. However, strange
occurrences start to happen and the Cthulhu mythos
elements start to become apparent very early
on when cult members rise from the dead and more
basically weird science stuff like that. They
may warn and cast may pump them full of lead.
They may get up from their wounds and that's
not possible even in the cybernetic future. Uh,
one of the pivotal, pivotal, I can't say that
word. Important moments in the first season involve
a creature servitor known as a baki tearing up
a corporate security force. It's basically a
picture of a flying insect that's giant with
giant gnashing teeth and will rip you apart.
um a mego mining operation so uh in the hp lovecraft
universe there are these weird looking creature
called the fun guy from ugoth and um they're
worn in cast come across a mining operation and
they're human servitors and something goes terribly
terribly wrong and there's also an encounter
with a creature known as a flying polyp who can
generate winds. So intent, it blows the skin
off your very bones. The season ends with a hooded
figure emerging from the shadows, leading the
missing son off to places unknown and warning
cast or critically injured from a fire from a
firefight from corporate security forces and
two of those creatures. The reason I chose the
end. to end the series like this or the season
is in HP Lovecraft stories, sometimes the best
you can hope to do is break even. And sometimes
it doesn't go your way. You are fighting against
cosmic forces and same with cyberpunk. It doesn't
always go right. There's not always a happy ending.
So if the series does get picked up for a season
two. morning casts survive. Maybe they become
more human than human, so to speak, or more machine
-like. We'll have to wait and see. Or maybe one
of them dies. The people that I've cast in this
series is Warren McGrath. And for that, I've
chosen one of my favorite actors of all time,
Ice T. I love his voice. I love his mannerisms.
I love how he extrudes that that exterior of
cool confidence and you don't want to fuck with
this guy if you get into a straight up um knuckle
dust up with him he will mess you up i really
like that um about him the person i chose as
cassandra gibbons is the woman who played judge
anderson from uh from dread back in 2012 and
that's Olivia Thrillby. I just love her look.
Again, just the way she moves. And I think she
would play an interesting contrast to Ice -T
as well. The supporting cast, I would cast as
David. He plays the cult leader of the Yellow
Faith. That is Brad Dorif. You may recognize
him as the voice of Chucky. again, has a certain
presence when he's actually on screen. He was
also famously Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings
as well. And I kind of want that slimy, evil
-looking dude where he looks very, very, very
sickly but has the presence to command a room
when he speaks. The voice of Hastur, who is the
mythos god in the series. I may have got this,
I was watching a video on Splinter Cell, Michael
Ironside, but he's also played the voice of Darkseid
in many DC projects as well. So where we're going
to kind of end things off here is this is my
episode one plot synopsis. So the investigative
team of Warren and Cass are introduced as a pair
of private investigators who operate. within
Toronto mostly dealing with runaways and insurance
fraud. A murder of a local girl draws their attention
when the family approaches them looking for answers
and their missing son. The crime is largely ignored
by the media and the police. The scene of the
crime is of particular note because it took place
within a mega corporation's main office at the
Citadel Corporation. Corporate security is uncooperative
and has little in the way of evidence they will
actually share. Cass and Warren obtain security
footage of the girl being murdered by something,
and the missing son stands by while it happens.
The pair decide to take the case when they see
their inside source who provided them with the
footage is murdered and know something larger
is at hand. Citadel corporate security forces
monitor Cass and Warren under the direction of
a mysterious figure in yellow. The episode ends
in an unknown location with strange chanting
and something monstrous emerging from a circle
drawn on the floor. And that's what I got for
Wetwork aka Cthulhu Punk. Thoughts, opinions?
I can start. I like. I was just waiting for somebody
else to go. Oh, yeah, no, I like. I like both
Cthulhu. I like cyberpunk. Um, I think they can
work very well together. I think that as long
as you, you ground any of the special effects
and the cybernetics and stuff like that, that's
happening in, in sort of a reality that is, you
know, understandable slash, I don't know what,
what's, what am I, uh, what's the one show that
I'm trying, altered carbon. Yeah, I think alter
carbon that that yeah, there's cybernetics There's
weird special effects that happen with people
and they're you know implants and whatnot but
as long as you can understand it and Go with
it. Oh Cuz I think I think cybernetics can really
get crazy Yeah. Basically I'm not going to have
someone have like Cyberpunk 2020 with like a
chain ripper in their arm or something ridiculous
like that. Maybe the idea of wired reflexes,
night vision, stuff like that. Maybe even implanted
weaponry. I'm okay with that, but yeah, I don't
want anything too ridiculous because that would
just take you out of the scary element to the
point where you can pump 30 rounds into that
thing. And if it's not going to die, You can
run as fast as you want. You're just going to
die tired. I mean, go with some body horror cybernetic
kind of things, you know, like, hey, look, here's
somebody's skull that can open up and you can
look into their brain because they have like,
you know, memory slots in there. Some body horror
stuff in a in a in a Cthulhu -esque setting is
completely appropriate. This would not be something
that airs on broadcast TV. Well, maybe the CBC
would do it, Mike, but I don't think it would
air like it wouldn't air. This is not something
you could do. on like CBS or NBC or something.
AMC might pick it up if I had to pick a network.
AMC or HBO would be where I'd go. Yeah, well,
I think it's a given that all of us want our
shows to be on HBO. Yeah, budget, big budget.
It depends on who's producing it. Like would
you, did you have an idea of who you'd like to
produce it? Would it be, cause this isn't something
that would be like a Spielberg thing. Would you
want them to pull in people from like, like different,
would you want it to be like a cavalcade of directors
from like the masters of horror series, those
that are still alive or something? Kind of. Yeah.
I want people who know how to do really good
sci -fi, but I also want people who understand
horror. I mean, I want people who understand
the Cthulhu mythos a little bit better than most.
And the guy who just did a story or he just did
a movie recently, we actually reviewed it on
twig, uh, about a month ago now, color out of
space, Richard Stanley, and not every episode
has to have guns blazing and everything. A part
of the Cthulhu mythos is the mind bending insanity
that you deal with. And as cast investigate things.
So like, uh, I don't know if he would. do it
based on his high, high profile projects right
now. But like Dennis Villeneuve, the Canadian
director that did Enemy. Blade Runner, wasn't
it? The new Blade Runner. He understands all
that. But I was thinking, did you see the new
trailer for the HBO, the new Lovecraft TV show
made by Jordan Peele? Yes, yes. I would love
to get him involved. So maybe Jordan Peele take
control of it because he understands that. that
weird horror thing. It's just, you might need
somebody that understands or does more with,
uh, traditional, uh, like monster makeup involved
too. Yeah. Like my series would be as many practical
effects as possible because as Aaron pointed
out, if it's more grounded and it looks real,
it's going to get you more invested. I'm not
saying it has to go to game of Thrones level
of gore, but you better believe what you're seeing.
What you'd want is for them to have a pilot done
by Kronenberg and then go from there? Yes. Kronenberg
with a budget. King of body horror. Yeah, cool.
I'd be game for that. And the advantage here
is it wouldn't have to be over -the -top jumpscares.
The best part of Lovecraft and stuff, and body
horror, is the slow reveal, where it's like,
oh, there's something in the corner and it's
slowly coming toward you. And you can't make
out what it did. Yeah. Like, or, or, I mean,
that's Hey, that thing touched me. Now my arm
hurts. And then you look and you see it pulsating
and bubbling. Yeah. Cause like, that's why I
only want to deal with certain monsters and mostly
human servitors. That's why the flying creatures,
I'm only dealing with those as big bad, like
big moments, like maybe the flying. Uh, polyp
could be like a mid season episode because they're
like, what the hell is that thing? But they're
not going to run in the show. Goths, which are
basically sentient protoplasm, which eat people.
Yeah. Like, um, like demonic trees and stuff
like that, that, that could play into it or,
uh, play with the shadows, uh, more than anything.
Cause then, you know, do that. Yeah, because
I want it to be scary but not like Buffy the
vampire slayer monster of the week monsters are
there but you don't always see them and sometimes
you are the monster because part of cybernetics
and body horror is You're taking a piece of yourself
and changing it forever that that piece of meat
and that piece of technology even if it's Genetic
if it's cybernetic That comes at a price. So
the more of you replace, the more of your humanity
you eventually give up. You can even run it a
little bit like, um, like Cronenberg's Existence,
where people start implanting themselves with,
uh, with computerized components that allow them
to interface with virtual reality games. And
they stop being able to tell what's real and
it's fake. Yeah. Like I'd love to do an episode
of featured around. Net runners people who plug
their brains into a computer kind of virtually
So I have many cool ideas, um, so yeah that would
be wet worked Steven any comment for you my friend
Being that I'm unfamiliar with a lot of the things
you just discussed It sounds it but it does sound
interesting the way that you've kind of weaved
it together and made it Made it sound with all
the different variations of things going on kind
of making you think more internally with it,
too Yeah, because I don't want to just be like
look blood and gore. That's cool and all but
I guess the ultimate you watch them Yeah, I want
depth to my series and while there's gonna be
big monsters and this is definitely a Cthulhu
show It's not gonna be Cthulhu meets bucket vampire
slayer like because iced tea can act. And there
might be some kind of like, kind of plot lines
there about how he's questioned, man, I've given
up a lot of my body over the years how much of
me is actually left. The other the woman who's
worked for the for the cops for years. Maybe
she asked herself, have I been on the rights
of the law all this time? Maybe maybe it's revealed
over the course of the season. She was former
corporate security. She's been lying to Warren
for years because it was part of her cover or
something. I don't know. I'd make it up. You
know, there actually was a show similar. It's
not with the Cthulhu aspect, but the policing
that came out was three or four years ago, five
years ago, almost human. It was on Fox. I think,
yeah, it had Carl Urban, wasn't it? Carl Urban,
yep. Yeah. And it was, he gets an Android partner.
And then there's a whole bunch of mysterious
techie stuff that starts happening i never did
watch that show but i always wanted it was good
and then it was yeah i watched the first episode
and went fox is going to cancel this it's too
good to be on fox and it did All right, so I
guess those are my ideas Such as they may be
so let's bring things up to the ad role of the
future imperfect and that would be Steve Megatron
Phillips Thrill me baby with your honorable mentions
if you have any my honorable mentions I Came
up with these while you were doing your honorable
mentions While I do enjoy some of the series
and some of the thoughts that you had in some
of those I have a little bit different Scenarios
two of them are very similar. One of them is
not I do like the the aspect of the the mech
warrior Type of series I did used to read those
books But I have galaxy quest as a TV series
interesting because it kind of takes the elements
of what the Orville has that's good, except it's
actors having to actually become this role that
they played. But for real, not just like the
movie, but it's on an extended basis. So the
idea behind that is I not only one, enjoyed the
series, but two, I like the entire premise of
it because they're all basically green. So they
would have to kind of figure it out as they go
So that's one of mine another one's Andromeda
just because I would like to see it with modern
-day special effects and It it's sorely It looks
very dated compared to the Star Trek series that
were even out around that time and previously
Because it was made on sci -fi channel most things
that the sci -fi channel puts out now Koff Koff,
Bigger Queen, Koff Koff, anything they put out
that wasn't dark matter in the last 10 years?
Yeah, but I would like to see whether it be CBS
or something, which is entirely possible because
Roddenberry owns all of that stuff anyway, unless
sci -fi has some kind of a vested interest in
it. I would like to see um cps or somewhere else
or uh really anywhere that has the budget to
actually put into it and remake it and kind of
modernize it a little bit i i get that they would
have the some of the similar cast you know the
the dylan hunt character or the andromeda and
and things like that but i would like to see
like a modern twist to it uh much like how they've
been kind of giving the the shiny aspect to all
of the modern star trek series um give or take
what i like about them or not but Why not HBO
Max? Because they're not doing anything with
Babylon 5, and they own the rights to that. But
I believe didn't Andromeda originally air on
the WB in the States? I think it was on UPN,
right? I don't know if it was UPN. I don't think
it was WB. Yeah, it was probably WB, which was
after UPN. Yeah. But yeah, I would like to see
that series come back because I do enjoy it,
but it's sometimes hard to stomach just because
it feels like a like a cheap 90s knockoff Star
Trek in a lot of aspects. And because it's on
sci fi and I mean, they tried it a couple of
times. You know, they got a third or fourth time's
charm. I guess they tried it with John Saxon
as a TV movie in the 70s. They tried doing it
in the 80s again. I think it got called like.
I forget what they called it. There's two different
movies that Warner Bros. put out with it. And
then they waited like 20 years and then made
that. So my question to you is, since it was
Hercules in space, are they going to cast the
Rocks as he's the last person to play Hercules
as Dylan Hunt? Hey, why not? You get a lot more
fanfare to watch it. Well, and I was thinking
he's also had his show Ballers on HBO for five
years. He's got a relationship with them. That
would be cool to see. It would be interesting
if he was willing to do it. I guess a really
super jacked up captain of a ship that can beat
people. Then again, in that show he had that
staff thing he would use to beat people up. And
it wasn't as believable because Hercules wasn't
as buff by the time he did that show as he was
five years earlier. Yeah, it would be nice to
see this. Like a full blown... would you want
to be full blown action or like the original
one was or a little more political? I think the
action thing would be good as long as they make
it well like the thing is is extreme or anything
yeah the thing is is the way today's culture
is I could definitely see it fitting with the
political aspect as well just because the the
premise of the series was he kind of gets locked
in a black hole and you know stuck there in time
and you know they find him 100 or so couple,
you know hundreds of years later and his entire
world is you know Not what he expects when he
comes out the other side so I I could definitely
see that taking place granted the same concept
is being stolen and used in Discovery season
3 so Because it's one ship thrown into the future
and fall out of what happened. There's only so
many things you can do. It's just about Creating
an interesting bunch of characters and if they
did get somebody like the rock on board You know,
we've got a straight -to -series order if he
was interested. Oh Yeah, totally and I would
what sci -fi movie the rock did doom. I Think
you're so done a lot of world disaster films.
Yeah, he's done disaster movies or like um He's
done fans. Well, okay. Here's a question. Do
you count Jumanji? Where you get sucked into
a movie? I think that's more action fantasy.
Yeah, because you get sucked into a video game,
I guess. I think he's working on something. But
yeah, he hasn't done like a full -blown sci -fi
movie. Sci -fi since Doom. Yeah. He's done like
sci -fi -esque stuff. Just nothing. Or wait,
wasn't he in that movie that was pretty bad?
That's so specific. Which one? Which one? Oh,
why am I drawing a blank on it? Just IMDbium.
Yeah, I'll pull it up in a second here. Skyscraper,
Rampage. I was happy for Skyscraper because he
played an amputee, so go me. And Rampage was
oddly charming. It was better than it had any
right to be, but they were smart to not market
it as a video game movie. Yeah. Even though you
knew what it was. Forgot about San Andreas. Oh
my god. Yeah No, that's just a really bad toy
movie God I see I see on IMDB big trouble in
little China announced He is paying to produce
it himself That's the movie that he did right
after doom and he wasn't and that was Everybody
forgets it because it was terrible, but that
was a sci -fi movie. And he was supposed to do
the spy hunter movie that never got made. But
yeah, he hasn't really, like he played Hercules,
he's done fantasy. It might be something to fill
out his repertoire. That's true. Oh good lord,
he was in Gem and the Holograms? Yeah, he was
in Scorpion King way back when. Yeah, fantasy.
Yeah, that had some awful special effects, I
remember that. That was a terrible movie. It
made the mummy look good. Yeah, it doesn't look
like he's playing... Doc Savage. Black Adam.
That one's been in pre -production for like eight
years. Black Adam, that would be the closest,
right? That he's gonna be doing to... Pretty
much. I mean, he's a superhero. It's still kind
of a fantasy. I think he could do it. He has
the charisma to be a captain of a ship and do
that whole thing. If the whole idea is a leader
of a ship is going to reunite the universe, I'm
sorry, Kevin Sorbo wasn't going to be that guy
to give the right speeches. I could see them
getting people pumped enough to actually join
him. And then he would have the muscle to actually
back it up while he's on his ship defending it
by himself. Well, yeah, at the beginning when
there's that going on. It had one of the best
pilot episodes. of this era. Oh, yeah, totally.
Where, like, you see it freeze, you see all the
time stuff change around him, and then he gets,
you know, pulled out of it, and he's like, all
right, everything falls apart. He's like, basically,
I got to contact the government. They're like,
there's no government. First of all, what are
you talking about? I've never even heard of what
you're talking about. So that's what, like, as
a kid I was watching, I'm like, well, that would
be scary. It's no longer that, hey, oh, that's
the old government that fell apart. It's been
so long that nobody even knows what you're talking
about. That, like, there's no history. of it
at all. And he's like, oh, it's been a long time.
So he's done a sci fi animated movie. Plan is
51. OK, yeah. So let's not talk about that. No.
So those are honorable mentions, right? Or do
you have any others? I have one other one. It's
Continuum. I remember the name of the show, but
I don't remember what it is. It's yeah, it was
Four Seasons and it was it was a Canadian television
show. And it has to do with like these This rogue
organization that causes havoc and they they're
basically trying to put them down in the future
and they escape to the past and To like the year
2005 or something and then they they start influencing
History, but what it doesn't tell you is like
the guy that set it all in motion. He's a teenager
in the past and he basically set the whole thing
in motion in the future. And then they had this
one, like basically a time cop that goes back
in time to round them up. And it's got a lot
of weird sci -fi stuff in it, but it's a lot
of time travel and a lot of like, it kind of
grabs my attention just because it kind of plays
with the paradoxes and the predestination almost
type things. But at the same time, it was still
kind of forging its own different divergent history
out of it. Yeah, it was one of my favorite shows
when it aired. It was like 2012 to 2015. Yeah,
it was it was one of my favorites as well. The
evil, you know, future version of the teenager
that's like the idealistic guy is the cancer
smoking man, Mike. Oh, William B. Davis. Yeah,
yeah. And it's a who's who of Canadian actors
in it that have been in the sci -fi. A whole
thing took place in BC. And the idea is she like,
like Steve said, she's got a implant in her head
that lets her, cause she's a cop from the future
where they have like, you know, they can see
what you're seeing elsewhere. She goes back in
time to the point where this kid is basically
developing that network that is going to be a
big player in the next 50, 60 years. So she,
she like, taps into it and that's how they communicate.
He's like, who the hell are you and what are
you doing on my network? And she's like, who
the hell are you and what are you doing in my
police network in her head? And that's where
you, it's about stopping a terrorist group, but
it's a cyclical thing. Like, you know, what came
first? Did they have to send people in the past
to do this or, you know, is it the future ruined
because people were sent to the past? There's
a lot of stuff that goes on. It was actually
pretty high budget. It was run by I think showcase
up here. I have no idea who aired it in the States.
Um, sci -fi. Okay. Um, and it was, it was really,
really well done and it's worth a watch, Mike.
It's only 42 episodes. Uh, yeah, that's, I would
have said a time travel one, but I think it's
somebody else was going to say that. And this
is one where, uh, they did close the gap. So
like, it has a complete arc, but it changed the
history in the future. Yeah. And it was quite
clear that They got their episodes cut short
for the last two seasons, so I think the last
season was like six or eight episodes long. Yeah,
the last season was six episodes. They were supposed
to have double that, and because it got cancelled,
they were only able to do those last episodes
to wrap it up, and it felt very cut short. They
were originally, I think, 10 or 13 per season,
so it could have gone far, but they were at least
smart enough to... get a storyline out of the
last episode. So they didn't feel like it was
as rushed as it could have been. And again, good
actors, good storyline. We are due for a good
time travel one. And this is, if anybody has
seen or heard of time tracks, this was sort of
a take on that. That was a show that aired on
the P10 network, which became, I think, UPN eventually.
It's the same network that showed Babylon 5 the
first season. And Time Trax is about a cop that
went back in time to stop escape criminals and
send them back. And it ran for two seasons. And
this was, let's take that and make it a good
show. Yeah. Take these mediocre shows and make
them a good show. So yeah, those were my honorable
mentions. The the storyline that I had conjured
up I did it over the course of multiple It took
me about a year like overall that come up with
this because I like I said I took the EDX classes
and the first one I developed one care set of
characters here on a villain and It took place
in a dystopian future with war ravaging everything
corporations owning everything including the
police So basically, one by one, corporations
would take over until they owned the police and
their citizens. And there's an element of some
basically rogue people that are battling against
this big government entity that literally owns
everything. They call the shots, it's just downright
dirty. There's this one character that survives
this onslaught of this bombing on their location
and uses a time travel suit to go back in time
to present day. And unbeknownst to the world,
events take place back when he gets there that
will basically change the face of the planet
until... One particular man digs a little too
closely to the details and discovers the head
of the entire downfall of it. And he's basically
sent to be assassinated during a conference where
he's speaking about something and he's doing
a lot of humanitarian stuff. And they don't realize
that they basically activated a Mutant DNA code
that causes him to heal So he ends up not dead
but nobody knows it yet because he's being secretly
trained by this guy that came back from the future
So it's it's basically the rise of this character
to Basically almost a superhero s role taking
on the original prototype suit that eventually
evolves into the one that the future person has.
And so there's a lot of parallels with some of
the things with Continuum, because I had watched
that around the same time that I wrote this.
And then there's other elements of Batman -esque
type character villains involved in this. But
what you basically end up with is a I plotted
out originally a 13 episode season where there
would be different elements and different heroes
that would come into the fold and different villains,
some from another planet that kind of are what
ends up escalating the future timeline. But yeah,
that's kind of the premise. The show's called
Altered Generations because there's a lot of
time travel -y type stuff that goes back and
forth and that ends up altering history in different
ways. But there's That that's basically the the
start of the premise of what I had I don't really
have anybody cast in it per se but I did like
a lot of the production that was done on Continuum
and so like a lot of that. I would probably take
into consideration as well as Like other other
known sci -fi people such as like a Brandon Braga
or somebody like that to produce it. Thoughts?
I like the idea of the evolving suit becoming
the more advanced one in the future. I think
that's a really neat idea, actually. Yeah, that's
what I was going to say. From a production standpoint,
how I was picturing it in my head was like you
said, the continuum. Also pretty underrated,
I think, at least for the first couple of seasons.
that show on was it TMT falling skies that the
look of that show yeah the it had a very grounded
sort of feel look and I feel like that would
be something interesting yeah and that's and
that's kind of how this would kind of be is that
it would look like kind of a normal modern everyday
life type of show it would be live -action but
it would also Be modern in the sense that you
would have a lot of the different a lot of a
lot of different representations in it there
would be a lot of Peaceful coexistence between
people at least until these Corrupt people get
involved and I also the the the main character
is basically he owns a giant media organization
and so that's Basically, he's he's doing some
news reporting and he gets a little too close
to the information and that's that's why they
hunt him down But it ends up with a onslaught
battle between him and the the the corporation
leader and you find out at the end of the first
episode that He's not really the one pulling
the pulling the the cords on the entire situation
there's he's actually got a mad scientist that's
in the basement of his building. You find out
that this leader of this organization is actually
a clone by the end of the first episode leading
to the fact that he's going to be back just in
a different version. A lot going on, I know,
but it makes sense in the screenplay. I was going
to say maybe something where what's laid out
in the sequence, it would make sense because
it has a lot to process. Yes. And I've described
it before. The first episode takes in a lot of
that all in one, like in the first 60 minute
screenplay. But yeah, so that's what I've got.
All right. So now that we have heard of it reminds
me a little bit of Shadowrun as well. There's
some. Yeah. I like that. I like it. So I guess
if we don't have any more questions and comments
for Steve, like I said, I think it's a neat idea.
It's got that bit of a Shadowrun vibe to it.
I dig it. So I guess moving on to our professional
writer of the group, Aaron, what do you have
for us? You're putting all the pressure on me.
Professional. I have one pitch and it's because
I actually struggled for a while. I did not want
to come up with like repitching a show that's
already been out or reimagining one. I thought
that was kind of me copping out in a way. I'm
not trying to criticize anybody here at all,
because I just wanted to try to do something
fully original. And I was I struggled for a while
because every idea that I did have that was fairly
original, I didn't think I could easily pitch.
It's more of like, hey, I should actually like
write a novel about this or maybe I should actually
finish my novel instead of pitching out on the
show. But I did come up with something and I
call it One Small Step. The concept is it's an
alternate history show where the Apollo program
of manned missions to the moon isn't cancelled.
Because of the politics in the United States,
NASA continues to push outwards through the 1970s
and 80s, capturing near -Earth asteroids for
exploitation. The Soviets actually continue to
do this as well. The Soviet Union never falls
apart because of this, because in 1986 they capture
a near -Earth asteroid that was highly rich in
uranium and other precious metals, so their economy
doesn't collapse like in our timeline. The current
date for the show is actually in 2013, and NASA
has pressed outwards into the solar system along
with SOV Cosmos, and it's basically the greater
Soviet space program, and tensions are high on
Earth. Both programs have had colonies on Mars
since the late 1990s, and each nation, along
with some small groups from allied nations, have
a sizable population there. When I'm saying sizable,
I mean like a couple hundred thousand people
total. A few different conflicts have occurred
differently than in our history, including a
2007 war in Iran and Pakistan, a brief but nuclear
civil war in China, and an Argentinian empire
slowly spreading through South America after
a failed Falkland Islands war with the UK. The
series, actually the first episode... I only
kind of envisioned six episodes for the first
season, about an hour each. And the first episode
is framed as a news channel documentary about
the newest NASA Mars colony group. So this episode's
kind of like the exposition episode, and it tells
about the rise of the main space program and
how it's different from our timeline, right?
It'll give a breakdown of the main personalities
that are in this Mars colony group. It also gives
an opportunity to talk about the challenges and
the breakdown of the Outer Space Treaty of 1967.
And I know that's really pendactic, but it's
a real space treaty that was signed by most nations
in 1967 that basically said, hey, let's not have
wars in space and nations can't actually use
nuclear weapons in space. So the breakdown in
the outer space treaty actually occurred in 2001
between NATO forces and Warsaw Pact forces on
Mars. and there were nuclear weapons used there,
but obviously not everyone was killed. Anyway,
I'm kind of going off topic here, but the series
proper kicks off in season two with a strange
discovery on the far side of the moon by an Indian
minerals team. It's an alien device that turns
on. And throughout the series, these devices,
they're kind of like robots, begin turning on
all over earth, the moon, Mars. The different
nations are able to capture some of them and
they clearly are fairly high tech. Most of them
do not have weapons, but some do and fight back.
The series overall shows that how these two power
blocks are vying for these robotic creatures
across all the worlds that people are on. but
what the gist of these things are is that they've
actually been on Earth for quite a long time
and every so often they wake up to observe humanity
and it just so happens that now is the time that
they're awakening and they finally see that humans
have changed since the last time we saw them
and we're kind of scared about how quickly they
changed and how quickly they spread out into
the solar system. They need to contact their
creators for new orders and hopefully to make
first contact, but On the human side, much of
this is the political intrigue that is occurring
on Mars, on Earth, as the military on both the
big power blocks are trying to deal with the
ramifications of alien robots waking up and kind
of rampaging around, not really destroying things,
but hey, look, there's a car. I'm going to go
take it apart. And then, you know, the police
have to come in and try to stop this thing if
they can. And usually they can't. The governments
on both sides are able to capture some of them,
like I said, but being that both sides actually
understand that the other side is capturing some
of these things. both are worried about the other
side gaining some sort of advantage from whatever
they're capturing. And that's starting to ramp
up tensions. The main characters are all basically
on Mars, but there's lots of scenes that actually
occur on Earth, like back in Moscow or at Houston,
something like that. In the final episode the
robotic things on Mars actually take over a rocket
and launch it at Phobos and it turns out their
big transceiver is there. But at this point throughout
the few episodes we've seen the tensions ramping
up on Earth from brush fire conflicts happening
in some of these weird war zones that have occurred
differently in our timeline all the way to open
conflict between the Warsaw Pact countries and
NATO. There's one one engagement that actually
occurs on the moon between East and West German
forces when they're trying to fight over what
they discover as a big robot manufacturing facility
and they end up using nuclear weapons to fight
each other and they wipe themselves out and this
factory. On Mars when these robots take over
the rocket to get off Mars and get to Phobos
which is where they have equipment to actually
transmit to contact their creators. The Soviets
actually, at this point, think that the NATO
countries are launching a nuclear strike against
them. And the Soviet general throughout this,
who is a main character in the show, is actually
a sympathetic character. He's not a villain.
He actually has to try to take control against
the political officers that are there trying
to force the situation. And he ends up killing
the political officer that's been trying to I
don't know Have this all end in in bloodshed
anyway The missiles are about to go off on Earth
and Phobos kind of opens up into a big transmitter,
a big flower -like device. And the last few moments
on screen for the season is a voice that's heard
deep in Norad Cheyenne Mountain and under the
Kremlin. And it says, hello, can you understand
me? And hopefully they are heard in time to stop
the button from being pressed. So I have like
two groups of main characters. One is... the
NASA characters, NASA slash NATO characters,
and then some characters from the SOV Cosmos
Martian Occupation Force. On NATO, it's Colonel
Amelia Cunningham, USAF, woman in a man's world
combat pilot that served during the Iran -Pakistani
War of 2007. Spent the last seven years studying
for this mission to take command of a terraforming
group that's going to Mars. Highly competent.
has to rely on the advice of the science team
and Dr. Herbert for these strange events. Dr.
Herbert, Dr. Gabriel Herbert is a late 50s male,
seemingly an antagonist to Colonel Cunningham,
but it's only because he doesn't like how the
military has taken over many NASA programs since
the outer space treaty fell apart in 2001, head
of the Mars colony group 2013. And then I have
like a third character that is Dr. Victor Panney,
a French physicist. He's a sci -fi fan and becomes
a facto expert on things happening that are involved
with these aliens. And it's just because he's
the guy that's always been able to think outside
the box. And then the two Soviet main characters
are this general, Vasily Talinov. He's been a
part of the Soviet space program since graduating
college in Russia, married and divorced multiple
times, has one ex -wife on Mars with him. And
he was the one who actually ordered the Soviet
use of nukes on Mars in 2001. Not a villain,
but has his own motivations for things and thus
can work against the point of view characters
from NASA and still be a protagonist. And then
there's the political officer, Colonel Anastasia
Olivia. KGB political officer from the South
Cosmos program, clearly antagonist, works against
General Talinov anytime he seems to stray at
all from the exact wording of orders from Moscow
and her like one line quote that defined her
character is the red planet will stay red. My
six episodes are all named after things that
are associated with the Apollo program. So episode
one is one small step. And it's that documentary.
Episode two is called Whoopi. It's actually a
quote from Apollo 12. Apollo 14 is episode three
and it's We're Here. Episode four is Man Must
Explore. Episode five, Mysterious and Unknown.
And episode six is Destiny of Tomorrow, which
is one of the last things that was said on the
moon during Apollo 17. That's my general pitch.
I know I said a lot there and there's a lot of
ideas that I kind of have written down in this.
But questions, comments. I am down for the Paul
ticking like you wouldn't believe. I love cerebral
shows like this. Hell, you don't even need space
aliens. I bet it for the politics. I just think
it's neat how you've got like that. You had me
hooked when you mentioned the South American
angle. I'm thinking, ooh, nobody ever talks about
that shit. That's cool. You know what? To me,
it sounds like it's an expansion of it, but have
anybody else here seen For All Mankind yet? The
Ronald D. Moore Apple TV show? I have not. Okay.
I'm a space, but I just haven't seen it. Okay.
That show, it takes place, it starts in the 1960s
and then jumps forward multiple years throughout
the season. uh it is what happened what would
have happened if the russians landed on the moon
first and the space race never ended uh and then
you follow this is different than that but yeah
yeah i think it's like to me it's like if you
took that added uh 2001 space odyssey and then
expanded uh the geopolitical aspect of it which
i like it's like pulling from different things
i love so That Ron Moore show is good, but in
watching it, I was like, okay, when are we going
to get like real sci -fi stuff? Because it just,
it's trying to be as grounded as possible. So
when shows like the 1970s or early 80s, they're
like, we're, you know, we're on the moon now
and we have a, you know, we have a colony, but
it's like 20 people and they, they're still relying
on earth for everything. But I, I like where
you're going. I'm thinking of like that sort
of a look almost like. To me it almost sounds
like the West Wing but in space Yeah, a little
bit. I kind of I kind of think of it's more When
I when I thought of a couple shows that I could
compare it to it'd be kind of like the expanse
and West Wing Where there's some sort of weird
alien threat, but it's still the whole world
is very grounded in more meteor regular subjects
where you know Would it be like an Amazon Prime
show then? Like I'm trying, like we're thinking
like what networks could they be on? Amazon Prime
I think would be great. Netflix. I don't think
it would work on, you know, cable TV. It would
be something where it's like Bezos or somebody
high up at one of these companies would be like,
I like that show. So I'm going to order a hundred
episodes of it. You'd be like, yes. Yeah. Yeah.
And you know, as I said, the, since it's kind
of like Yeah, we're in 2020, this show takes
place in 2013, but there's like weird things
that are just different about their time since
technology has progressed differently, that things
can still kind of futuristic and weird. That's
the idea, like even behind that Ron Moore show,
it's, you know, the idea of a military cold war
slash space race never ending would have forced
technology to be, you know, 50 years ahead of
where we are now. If yeah, if the you know the
technology, you know moves forward for a few
different reasons a lot of times it's entertainment
Or like pornography moving technology forward
for whatever reason But nothing moves technology
forward like war or fear of war so And this definitely
would have had that with the Soviets capturing
that near -Earth asteroid. It's why their economy
doesn't implode, is that they suddenly have this
huge influx of raw materials to power their economy.
Yeah. So it wouldn't be anywhere out of the realm
of being like, it's like, oh, that's science
fiction. That's 2013. Yeah, but it's 2013 if
we had another 60 years of technology developed
in a span of 10 years, sort of thing. Yeah, and
then like the the world is is still not well
off just because Conflicts these brushfire conflicts
that happened between the US and the Soviet Union
end up wrecking things even worse I like the
the whole nuclear civil war in China. I kind
of imagined was in the end what like the Soviets
would have absorbed a big chunk of China that
still remained communist and then there would
be kind of a division of China along North -South
lines where there would be you know, nationalist
federalists in the south. And so like in this
vision, the UK never gave up Hong Kong. Yeah,
they have. Yeah. They would have said we have
to protect our interests there and trying to
save face from the losing the Falklands conflict.
Then you have the rest of NATO being involved
like, yeah, there's a lot of geopolitics going
on while there's aliens, too, but it's exploring
this world where Yeah, just things are not a
lot different, but definitely different. They've
taken a strange turn. You need that Amazon money
like now. I'm just saying this will be fucking
so cool. My God. And it's one you could do with
not an like hugely expensive effects budget because
you could be sparing with when you choose to
show certain shots. A lot of it can be told,
you know, just by the people themselves. So I
can see how they could do it on the cheap without
looking cheap. Yeah, yeah. And like the whole
first episode is shot documentary like PBS or,
you know, PBS style. Ken Burns did your first
episode just in picture form. Exactly. Something
like that. And, you know, I don't want. Actors
that are well known for the main characters.
I could totally see somebody that is either well
known Not as an actor No, no like I'm saying
like hey you want Neil deGrasse Tyson to appear
as Neil deGrasse Tyson go ahead He's a communist
or something We're like it would be interesting
because division lines would be different. A
lot of famous scientists that... Never would
have defected, maybe. Well, a lot of scientists
that are either famous now or engineers that
came out of the former Soviet Union would never
have come here. So there would be a lot of tech
that we don't have that they would have. Yeah.
Yeah. And I, I, yeah, I had thought about that.
I had thought about, you know, the, I didn't
want to mention who's president when just the
fact that like Nixon didn't cancel the Apollo
program and, and, and why he didn't might be
a plot point in the first episode when doing
this documentary, like maybe he thought that
losing the Vietnam war was a bad idea. So he
needed like a public relations coup and decide
just throw everything at the space program. That's
exactly what you're saying. That's exactly what
happens. Really, it is. I'm not original. I apologize.
No, no, no. They're great ideas that we had never
seen before. And it would be worth checking out
that show because in the show you hear people
talking about the different presidents that have
come through. And when things aren't going well
in Vietnam, then that's when Nixon decides to
invest a lot of money into it to show, like,
we can't let these commie bastards, it basically
says, you can't let these commie bastards show
us up on everything. They're on the moon first.
You know, Vietnam's not going the way it needs
to go. You need to, you know, make some progress
on your colony on the moon. Like, you just, you
have to, and we're gonna, it's, what does it
cost? $10 billion? Okay, we'll do it. We don't
care because we have to have a win. Yeah, and
mine's mine's more of a break point. That's after
the moon landings at the US still lands on the
moon first the initial Apollo program missions
goal go through through Apollo 17 and Then you
know the missions are continued past that like
there's Apollo 18 through 26 in my notes and
then it turns into a different kind of system
where the shuttles are Developed and used but
something else is used to get back to the moon
that's where the Soviets start doing stuff like
capturing the near -earth asteroids where the
shuttles are building at like a US station in
orbit to transfer stuff to the moon better I
don't know lots of notes here lots of notes but
yeah okay any other further comment from our
committees here I feel like I'm taking council
Frankly sci -fi epic out of the way. We're gonna
finish things off going into Alex. What do you
got for us? I have to follow that Okay, so Mine
are more of the old -school like one -line pitches
and I can sort of elaborate night I thought you
guys might want to like put your own inputs in
it. That's why I didn't want to flush it out
too much But my two very quickly, my, I guess,
reboots or remakes I'd like to see is I've talked
about it before with you guys. I really liked
that show that only ran for like seven episodes
called Mercy Point, which was, I think, a space
station hospital show. I liked the idea of taking
a sci -fi or taking a regular everyday show and
then just making it a sci -fi show. So, you know,
and I... it can be, in this case, it's a hospital
show where you're dealing with different anatomy
and it's like a medical hospital slash school.
I like that idea. It's sort of like what could
have been with if they had done like a Starfleet
Academy show, but this is just a medical show.
So I thought that was neat because it just came
out of the weird time. It was on UPN, ran like
six episodes, got canceled before I think the
seventh or eighth aired. Been forgotten to time,
but it's a neat idea. It's something different
than what's been out there lately. And the other
that I think could use a complete full remake
is the Starlost. I don't know if anybody else
has seen that. Never heard of it, no. Harlan
Ellison made the show after being adversarial
with the Star Trek people back in the day. It
was a Canadian show on CTV, I think. Was it CBS
or somebody was supposed to work with them on
it? And then they pulled out the last minute,
so the budget got slashed to like... a tenth
of what it was going to be, it was being counted
back in the day as the next Star Trek. Not by
the Star Trek people, but as the next new thing.
The full idea for the show eventually was turned
into, I think, a comic book graphic novel series
from IDW. Harlan Ellison put it out years and
years later. But the basic idea for the show
is it starts out... Um, in this Amish community,
Amish Mennonite community, and, uh, a little
bit like the village where it's like, you're
not allowed to leave, you know, the township.
You have to stay within this border and, you
know, it starts out for the first episode being
basically like little house on the prairie. But
at the end of the episode, uh, one of the main
character ventures beyond a certain point and,
um, ends up finding like a door when he opens
the door it goes from being this like Amish paradise
community to being clearly on a spaceship and
he finds out a few people get exiled for finding
out the truth that you know you went beyond where
you're supposed to go and you're banished so
you have to leave with a couple friends and they
end up coming towards a control thing they have
obviously have no idea what technology is they
can't even really read because they can read
what's in the Bible, what they're given. But
they have to try to decipher computer screens
and terminals, and they eventually turn on, I
guess, the computer, which was supposed to be
like a hologram, but it was clearly just a TV
screen in the show where a guy's talking through
it, explaining that you're on basically an Earthship
arc that... was launched hundreds and hundreds
of years ago because the planet was no longer
viable. So they grabbed every community possible
and put them in these domed pods within the giant
arc. We're talking something beyond massive.
Their pod was the size of a town with full farmlands
and everything around them. But the computer
says, you know, you know, there's significant
danger, we're veering off course, and in the
show, they're like, if we don't correct the course,
we're eventually going to be going into the path
of a star. Something happened, the computer doesn't
know. And in the show, I think it only ran 14
episodes. But in the show, they're like, okay,
they're like, so inform the crew, this isn't
like crew, there's no humans, there's nobody,
it's like the ship's been empty. But Each episode
is them trying to find anybody that can help
correct the ship, fix the errors. There's decompressed
areas, there's malfunctioning areas with automated
things that aren't working. And each episode
they went to a different dome and it would be
dealing with a different community. So some would
be like... They were from one that was supposed
to preserve the Amish or Mennonite way of life
and they find one where it's like... It felt
like regular 1970s people because the show came
out in the 70s and the idea is every one of these
cultures, the trip took so much longer than it
was supposed to take that it's now become a multi
-generational ship and people don't even remember
what Earth was. So they're going from different
pods trying to get people to help them or they
even find at one point in the show sleeping chambers
like cryogenic chambers for some of the crew.
And a couple of the crew members revive and they
say, you know, we want to help. But then they
realize they forgot why they were frozen. They
have degenerative disease. And the people in
the regular, you know, the regular pods, they're
fine. It's just these people were exposed to
something. And then there's aliens that come
involved. And I think Chekov from the original
Star Trek is in it too as an evil alien. But
the whole idea is that it's like an art show.
It hasn't been done like this before. We've had
Star Trek Voyager. We haven't done this premise
since the show came out in the 70s. Brilliant
idea. Shoestring budget. We're talking like Doctor
Who levels of budget back then. Actually, it
was probably better looking than Doctor Who.
It was put out on DVD years ago. It's worth watching.
And it's a show that Harlan Ellison had planned
out multiple seasons for. And it got canceled
after one because... back, especially back in
the 70s, CTV could not fund a sci -fi show for
that long. They basically ran out of money. This
show sounds fucking cool. Those are my honorable
mentions. I'll show you guys a trailer for it.
They did a whole, oh, and the main character
for the show, the original version, is the dude
from 2001 Space Odyssey, Keir Dillia, I think
is his name. So they did a whole pitch pitching
the show and how it was going to be this big,
massive production, building these big sets and
all this. And their budget was slashed to like
literally 10 % of what it was because the American
company pulled out. And then Harlan Ellison was,
you know, being grumpy and didn't want to pitch
it to anybody else. So those are my honorable
mentions. And then as far as my pitches for the,
uh, I have three of them and they're, they're
very simple sort of premises. The idea is, uh,
almost like a creative writing experiment. It's
like, what is a basic show premise that I would
like to see done? And then you can work from
it from there. So the first idea I had was a
show about a sort of an interplanetary war. But
it's from the perspective of, you know, regular
people in a town. But the idea is that the government
has known about aliens for years and years, and
the whole Roswell incident was actually an alien
coming to Earth to warn us that a galaxy -spanning
war, the front line was moving towards our galaxy.
And they found us to be the only intelligent
life in the Milky Way. And they knew that we
weren't ready for it. They didn't want us to...
you know, face our fate, you know, alone without
a fighting chance. So what they brought us before
dying was plans to build planetary defense systems.
So for the last 60 years, what the world's been
doing is secretly, they're doing all this construction,
like whenever you see construction, people are
always like, why is the highway have endless
construction? Why does my town have endless construction?
But the reality is, it's all these elaborate
plans to people building little segments here
and there. And what they're actually building
is like ion cannons and defense grids that will
eventually activate like an auto turret or auto
defense when the war finally comes to get us
the the aliens knew that you know we weren't
going to be able to build you know massive ships
to basically vacate the earth because that would
be chaotic the idea was give us a defense so
the show takes place where everything is pretty
normal everything's happening like everyday life
and then you know you There's a news article
showing that, you know, aliens exist. We can
see there's something flying towards us. And
the governments have to do, like they do a full,
like every channel is taken over by your respective
governments. They come out and talk about, yes,
this is something that we've known about, but
we knew would cause a panic. We couldn't till
we were ready. Don't be alarmed. We're activating
our defense mechanisms now. They press a button
and almost like a dome or like a shield of ionic
energy. covers the planet so that nothing can
attack us, nothing can land. It means we can't
leave until this ends, but that we're safe. And
then the show gets into the political aspects
of who knew about this? Why? What are we doing?
What's going to happen? The whole season is a
looming dread of this intergalactic war that
we can't even fathom how large it is with the
front line coming towards us. And then it ends
the first season. with people looking up, they're
feeling rumbles that look up, and they just see
a bombardment of weaponry firing at the planet
that's being protected by the shield, and then
it goes to be continued for the next season.
I like the idea. That's the first one. Again,
it's just a jumping point. You can alter things
here and there for it, but I just like the idea
of, basically, I wanted an explanation for why
is there always construction? And that's why,
is that... Why does the road work take like three
years? It doesn't seem like anybody's doing anything.
Well, it's because they're actually laying the
groundwork for this alien tech. And it looks
mundane to us. It's like, oh, we're laying fiber
optic cabling for this. This is not really fiber
optic cabling. That sort of idea. The second
premise, the short one that I have here was think,
it's basically Star Trek, but flipped around.
The show follows a research ship similar to the
main mission of the Enterprise. But it's all
aliens. There's no humans in the main cast whatsoever,
which people said for years can't be done because
how are you going to relate to them? Well, you
relate to the characters based on the personalities
of who they are. I always thought it was stupid
that we had to have human characters on the cast.
But the idea is they're from a distant part of
the galaxy. you get introduced to all these different
characters, their backgrounds, and you can have,
you know, insert your alien type here, everything
ranging from like the types of aliens of Mass
Effect to Star Trek and so on, you know, they
can all have somewhat relatable things to Earth
as far as their personalities, like how one's
supposed to be representative of this type of
people, that sort of thing. Anyway, take that
into the fact you can write that in later, but
while they're doing their regular mission in
the first episode, what they come across is the
Voyager golden record. You know, it's somehow
maybe like, this is, we don't know what year
this is. It's not explained and you slowly reveal
what's happening, but they come across, you know,
the message we sent in space. Who knows how long
ago it was sent and who knows how far away this
is. They discover it and it's then becomes a
big hubbub that they're... a group of aliens
from a galaxy, and they think, well, clearly
they're smart enough to know something's trying
to make contact with us. And the season is about
trying to mount an investigation, mount an actual
mission to find these aliens, which are us, and
make contact with us. So the goal is basically
first contact from an alien's perspective. And
the real mystery is going to be when they come
and find Earth, what year is it going to be?
Are we there? Have we wiped ourselves out? Are
we no longer there? Or is it like present day?
Is it near future? Is it far future? And it will
lead up to the entire trip as they're getting
out towards Earth. It's going to play out similar
to your Star Trek with your moral quandaries
and your... you know, science fiction escapades,
all with the B thread of being or finding this
planet that, you know, they don't necessarily
know to call it earth, but they've got, you know,
in the ship, they've got the golden record and,
you know, they're, they're looking at it. And
to them, it looks so alien and strange. So that's,
uh, that was the second premise I had there.
The end credits could be a song from the golden
record. I just, I thought it was, it was like
as a kid, that was when I always thought of it.
Like when we sent that out into space and it's
like, well, what if somebody found it, you know,
we could make a show, you can make a story of
what it would be like for first contact, but
from their perspective. And you can, you know,
do that with what you will, when it comes to,
you know, how they would view humanity or, you
know, would they, you know, the question would
be, would they view humanity come to us and see
us all as one species or they see, would they
come to us and just like assume that. dolphins
are the smartest creatures. There could be different
aspects based on what we perceive intelligence
to be. So what if they came to Earth and they
talk to us for a minute, but like, no, no, we're
going to talk to the people that really do things
here. And we're like, what? And they take their
ship and take it underwater. And we're like,
why are you going underwater? There could be
different things to do there, but I thought that
was kind of neat. And the third idea I had, I
actually had a weird dream about a year ago,
maybe six months, a year. uh and this one is
the the one that's a little more out of the box
um it's uh again another one where it's like
there's an alien war going on all in this one
all of the um the men and women that are you
know healthy at a fighting age have gone off
to fight an interstellar war way far away with
an alien that that we barely know uh we've You
know, we don't necessarily even know what's going
on with them. It's just, it's so distant, but
we've been called off. And what we're left with
is the show, the show actually takes place with
the children that are left behind and the elderly.
And they're basically put in charge of planetary
defenses while living the regular lives. So whatever,
let's say a... equivalent of a long range meteor
or mortar shell or a scout ship, a drone comes
by, they have to shoot it down. But the main
show is not really about the aliens whatsoever.
There are parts of every episode where they have
to defend it and shoot them down. But it's actually
these old ladies that... The show focuses on
these old ladies that I dubbed the gun grannies,
and their job is to basically man the turrets
that knock them down and defend everything. All
the while, they're helping raise the kids, tell
them stories of their backgrounds. They're from
Europe or somewhere else, telling them life lessons.
And every single episode, this is where it's
a twist. The show I'm pitching would be on the
Cooking Network. Every single episode, one of
the grannies teaches the kids how to cook something,
a family heirloom dish, some sort of delicacy
from their home, whatever country they're from.
And yes, you have the drama, there's storylines
going on where there's something going on with
his interest in the war, and they have to man
the battle stations, and there can be drama between
the kids and all this. But in every single episode,
somebody ends up cooking and showing a new recipe.
So it's actually an educational show as well
as a drama. And I just thought it would be something
where it's like, what if the cooking channel
did a drama? And they just happened to get away
with it. And it could even go on PBS because
there's educational aspects to it. Or even on
the History Channel where they're telling true
history of certain people from whatever European
country, Africa, South America. But every single
episode, a different dish is cooked with the
kids. And the whole idea is about promoting family
and all this. All the while, it's an interest
of the war. So that's my weird pitch for gun
grannies. And I thought about it more as a graphic
novel and cartoon initially. And then I thought,
well, what about if we do make it a cooking show?
Because has there ever been a sci -fi cooking
show? No. So I feel that's my that's my very
Alex pitch Okay I like your idea of them building
up the defenses because it actually ties into
a conspiracy with the Denver Airport as To why
is it so it doesn't make any sense why it's so
huge and there's been rumors about there's Now
there's like a secret hanger under it and all
this shit. And as you mentioned, there's all,
there's always construction somewhere and all
the budgets people can't explain and all this
crap. So that was one thing I forgot to mention
with that was people are always asking, why is
the hybrid infrastructure so shit? Why they,
they spend so much money on the department of
defense and they spend so much money on this.
Why is, you know, why are our roads and infrastructure
falling apart? The, my idea was, well, the idea
is they're funneling all of the money into these
underground. defense systems. Yeah. I mean, I
think it's a pretty solid idea. I like your second
idea the most though about the idea of the aliens
looking for earth. We don't have any idea how
long it's been. And I like the idea of them coming
to actually how I'd end the series, them coming
to earth and the first person they meets a child
and you don't know what year it is, but they
would come to earth and meet a kid. And the kid,
if you wanted to make it smart so that you couldn't
tell what year it is, the kid's just wearing
swimming trunks there at the beach. Yep. And
the kid just looks up and says, hi. And the aliens
are like, hi. Especially if you make it a really
young child that wouldn't necessarily panic or
freak out. Exactly. Hello. Yeah, I mean, I think
that'd be such a smart way to end a series like
yes, they found us but what happens next is up
to you Yeah, that'd be really really fantastic
and Aaron's idea where each episode ends with
a track from the golden record each episode could
start with a Greeting from the golden record
which gives you a finite number of episodes to
get well to where you need to be And then the
last thing on the ship that becomes obsessed
with you know humans, but whatever, and maybe
they don't even call us humans because they don't
decipher language right away, but they become
obsessed with us. And then you have others that
are like, they don't really exist or they, you
know, not that they're denying our existence,
but they're like, they're probably all dead,
that sort of thing. Like how could something
get this far away? They look at the star patch,
like they're like, oh, this journey with our
speed of travel is going to take us six years
to get there with our technology. The technology
that they could tell that that was launched with,
it shouldn't have been able to get here. So part
of the question becomes, how did the Voyager
just get there as well? And if you meet a child
at the end of the last episode, the last episode
could just end with that quote from the golden
record that says, hello from the children of
planet earth. Yes. Yes. That'd be so sick. My
God, man, this would be a serious pitch. This
would be a wonderful mini series. That was one
that I had thought about doing for quite some
time. Like even in high school was pushing around
ideas in my head. Gun Grannies, I just thought
was funny because I was like, Hey, let's do a
cooking show where a bunch of, you know, old
European grannies teach us how to cook also while
shooting down alien debris. It would make for
a better comic book than a series, but I could
see it being like things like dinner and a movie
only the dinner is the movie. I also, I really
liked the show that you mentioned about that
guy. Find it or the guy that got star loss. That
sounds cool. Yeah, I've got that. I'll say, I'll,
I'll let you borrow it so you can take a look.
It's really, it's, it's worth it because you,
you can, you tolerate Dr. Who from like the pre
2000. Oh yeah. Like I love 1970s Doctor Who.
My God. Okay. This is higher budget than that,
but it's, it was low budget when compared to,
well, actually there wasn't a whole, it's low
budget when compared to space 1999, but that
was also a stupid high budget for the time. Okay.
But yeah, I mean, like, I think there's potential
there. I mean, honestly, I think that show could
get rebooted so easy. Hell, you could even put
that Star Wars show on SyFy network and it really
wouldn't need that much of a budget. You just
need a few futuristic sets. I'm checking. I think
they tried to years ago. Let me double check.
Yeah, like that's got some really neat ideas.
I mean, I don't know, like From short prompts,
you've got some really cool ideas. Gun greenies,
I think would work as a trade paperback or like
a series of comic books. And at the end of each
comic book, and I saw this with the Pathfinder
series of comics, each book tells a story, but
the end of each Pathfinder comic book, you got
a role playing stats, you got a map and you got
a poster. If you did gun grannies as a comic
book, you get the story and at the end you get
a recipe card. Yeah. And that was where it came
into it too. I was like, you could do it as,
you know, a cartoon, you could do it as a live
action, but yeah, as a, as a comic book. And
then, yeah, at the very end, you could even have
it sponsored by like a food company or something,
or, or you could have it sponsored by, I don't
know, um, uh, the Canada food guide or something,
or whatever the equivalent one is. And the whole
idea is I like the idea of a sci -fi show that
has some elements that adults would like to get
interested in. It's like, oh, there's a lore
behind that. What's going on with that? We're
never going to get to that because we're dealing
with these people here. And you could do extended
fiction about what happens there. But the idea
is it's about the old teaching the young values.
At the same time, you get to learn something
about cooking. grandma or Nona Richie's spaghetti
and meatballs recipe. And it's stuff that kids
can learn and do themselves, but it gets, it
no longer becomes like, I don't want to cook
or I don't want to just, it becomes cool because,
hey, it's from a comic book about aliens and
the gun grannies teaching me how to make these.
And then it's like, somebody else comes in and
it's like, and here's how we make. you know,
cabbage rolls and from whatever background you're
from. And so you could do it where like once,
if the comic book came out once a month, it would
be the equivalent. You could tell a whole story,
you know, 12 episode story in the course of a
year. And then you'd have by the end of it a
cookbook. And by the time a kid has like been
reading for a couple of years, they'd have a
whole repertoire of basic, but delicious and
nutritious meals they can make themselves. All
eyes of, of not, not realizing they were being
taught things necessarily when it's like, you
know, geared towards seven, eight year old kids.
I'm not even kidding. Alex, you should seriously
consider developing this idea a little bit further.
It sounded stupid at first, but it sounds really
neat. Actually. It's the one that I had been
mulling around for, you know, I had had a weird
dream where that came into my head last August,
I think. And I. That might be one that I could
pitch because it's one that I could see I could
see getting some government money for yeah, if
there's an educational or a historical background,
especially if you incorporate some things like
if you incorporate like one of the granny's teaching
Canadian history or or different things like
you could I feel like too many shows that are
educational for kids are just purely educational
or dumbed down or made where kids think they're
lame. And this would be a show that doesn't do
the whole like, here, you should be learning
this. It's just during the course of, or even
the issue or the episode during the course of
it, you happen to learn things along the way,
but it's, but the whole narrative is not about,
you know, pushing things down your throat sort
of thing. Yeah. I think it's a really Hmm. Need
idea. I think it's got legs at least as something
anyway. So you guys, this is my ideas. We're
going to be a little different. They most certainly
are. Uh, I guess before we begin to close out
the show, there were some other ideas that I
just thought about, uh, I mentioned before the
show, but I didn't want to develop them. There
were a couple of other movies I thought about
developing in the shows, but I thought Probably
not. Um, although I did think of one, I did think
to bring up, it was a TV show, but it only, but
it only, it lasted less than six episodes and
it was on ABC time cop. Just since you were talking
about that, uh, time track show. That came out
around the same time. Cause we were talking before
about like, uh, uh, the tech war and it came
around around the same time as that. And like,
wasn't there a version of the net that came out
at the same time? Yep, there was so that'd be
like The time cop show I don't think that one's
ever had a DVD release. Whereas all the other
ones. No, it never has I mean, I'm sure if you
went to some like Tape trading forum you could
find it, but I've never seen an episode actually.
I don't know. Maybe I should look on YouTube
Maybe somebody's put up on episode, but that'd
be cool. Um, so I guess I don't know if there's
anything else we could all add to each other.
I think all of us had fantastic ideas. I was
gonna say, the other guys didn't really chime
in on mine because I know they were weird. Yeah,
guys, feedback. Funny thing is you could, I could
see it becoming a series just because it's something
so polarizingly different that it would stand
out. Um, the other thing is, is, uh, you should
try pitching it to Amazon because they actually
have a place where you can do that publicly.
Oh, well, yeah, that's true. Cause I've tried
pitching my script there before, but it was like
years ago and there I found things in it that
I was like, uh, if I fixed these couple of things,
I think it could make it. But I never got to
that point. So I think what I would do is I would
probably write. the first episode of if I was
doing the gun granny's one, I would write the
first episode and then have that thing turned
into a comic book, you know, pay a friend or
an artist to make some to make it. And that would
be the pitch. It's like here it's in the comic
book. This is the idea for the show. And you
pitch that to people. Well, because then they
get the visual with it and then you can have
like an entire like story guide for it. And then
I was laughing myself thinking I can have action
figures of all the old grannies and the whole
idea is it's like picture picture your grandmother
with a with a space army helmet on shooting a
turret and then going over and going oh no I
have to go stir the sauce and then have the kids
stir the sauce with them and then telling them
stories I kind of pictured the golden girls manning
the Death Star the turts from the first movie,
and them making spaghetti and meatballs. That's
what I pictured in my head. In my head, it was,
even though it's like turrets on the ground,
it's literally Golden Girls in that scene from
Star Wars where they're in the Millennium Falcon
shooting things down. Think the same getup that
they're wearing, they're tilting it around, they're
shooting, and then when they're done, they have
to go teach, because all the adults have been
sent off to war, they have to go teach school.
And they learn like whatever lesson and then
they're like, and by the way, it's time for lunch.
We're going to prep it. And then they, they'll
tell a story about their past or, or, you know,
life lessons, whatever your standard drama is
while they're chopping the food, preparing it
with the kids, measuring it out, having the kids
do it with them so that it sort of builds, uh,
showing that making a meal can be like a family
affair. You could even name each episode after
a food and that would make it more. creative
was like maybe cabbage rolls is about fighter
pilots. Spaghetti and meatballs is maybe going
into the trenches. You could call it granny stick.
Chili is about a particularly muddy ground war
or something. Yeah. You've got potential in this
idea. Like, like the story that is tied in, like
they'll teach, they'll tell a life lesson or
a story. Uh, and it's tied into something that's
happening in in the episode, like say they're
under attack for something, they'll be like,
this reminds me of this. And they'll tell a story
from their past or something that's historically
relevant and tie a food in with it, like you
said. So it can be done. Now, I actually do have
to write that down and make it a full -fledged
thing, because I mean, whether it goes somewhere
or not, I just think it's a neat idea that nobody's
really done before, like sci -fi and cooking
show slash educational show that isn't lame.
So I guess any other thoughts on all these things
out of Alex? Going once? Not I not I all right
then all right So I guess we've pretty much run
this train as far as we possibly can obviously
we have explored different creative ideas from
each of our backgrounds from superheroes to Cthulhu
To the far reaches of space and finally grannies
who cook and man turrets We certainly run the
gamut of unique ideas and it's been a fascinating
experience. Definitely a really interesting conversation,
but as always we do want to hear from you. So
Steve, if they want to get a hold of the program,
how would they go about doing so? Feedback at
geekcastradio .com or feedback at thisweekendgeek
.net. Of course guys we do look forward to hearing
from you and we'd love to hear some of your pitches
if you have like a really cool idea give us your
elevator pitch an elevator pitch is if you can
explain it to me in about 30 seconds to one minute
go ahead we will read it on the air critique
and give you our feedback on your really cool
ideas we do look forward to hearing from you
so for future imperfect we have been Steve Megatron
Phillips I'm Aaron Pellier. And Alex, yeah, I
guess we're going by that order again, eh? Yep,
we are gonna stick with that from now on. And
until next time, I've been Mike the Birdman Dodd
saying, live long and prosper.
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