Off The Cuff
Nostalgic Toys and Childhood Collections

About this Episode
You are listening to a GeekCast Radio Podcast.
welcome to the new Off the Cuff. I am your host
as always, Michael Powers. I'm joined this week
by Steve Megatron Phillips of GeekCast Radio.
How you doing? Pretty good. If anyone's listened
to the first episode and what have you, you'll
know that each week I'm going to attempt to have
a revolving host. So there will always be someone
new sitting opposite me and they will have the
chance to choose... the topic that we'll spend
the next 30 minutes talking about -ish. So Steve,
what do you want to talk about this week? I guess
childhood toys that maybe you lost and wish you
could still get your hands on. Oh man. Because
that kind of opens up this this nice little Pocket
of the the geek universe that everybody's like
oh, I wish blah that is that is that one thing
that like if you Every once in a while an article
will show up that somebody Like I have a perfect
example of this my favorite game my favorite
video game is Chrono Trigger and Whenever I go
to like a retro replay or any kind of gaming
store that sells old games I'm always I always
look for a copy of Chrono Trigger even though
I own it like four times over I always look to
see if they have one and maybe I'll buy it again.
I don't know So my brother -in -law We were out
Looking around and of course, I'm looking for
a copy of the game and I said I turned around
I said to him I said man, I really wish I could
find a copy of Chrono Trigger and he goes, well,
the box is right there. And sure enough, I turned
back around and the case I was just looking at,
I never look at like the display stuff they put
in cases. I always look at like the back of the
case where they just have stacks of games. But
there was the box from like the original Chrono
Trigger box for the Super Nintendo from like
1995. That's going to sound really bad if I got
that wrong. Anyways. It was there, it was beat
to hell because it's like 20 years old, right?
But they were selling it for $275. And I don't
even know if it came with the game. I didn't
even inquire if it came with the game. I didn't
buy it just so no one thinks I'm crazy. But I
wanted to. But my wife... I didn't even bother
asking my wife because I knew $275 would be like
She would probably divorce me for buying a box
for $275 But she did ask if it at least comes
with the game So there was like a slight chance
that she probably wouldn't have divorced me if
I'd bought it if it had the game But yeah, that's
the kind of stuff that I think about like I had
I mean I have my original cartridge of Chrono
Trigger But I don't have the box. I just keep
thinking man If I still had that box I'd have
$275 Like that that's the kind of stuff that
makes me like when I think about stuff that I've
lost is when I see someone selling something
that I had for an ungodly amount of money Do
you have anything like that I have quite a few
things that I wish I could still get or It's
more or less. I don't have the disposable income
I used to have to reacquire these items. And
that my wife would never let me buy them again.
But it's I wish I had like a mint condition or
better condition of the really big crane body.
For the Ninja Turtles in the 90s I Have the toy
still but it's so beat to hell and the pieces
are broken on it It's just it's in bad shape,
but it costs so much to buy a new one That's
that's I'll agree with you there that's one of
the things that I had when I was a kid that we've
had conversations about it and even Joe from
the pull bag and and off the cuff like we've
had conversations like I about about that particular
toy like I had it uh Danner had it uh you have
it um but nobody has it like in one piece anymore
I don't even know where mine is my brother my
little brother lost it I want to kill him but
I mean that yeah that's that's one of those things
that just It's that nostalgia thing that I cling
to and I've only kept select figures a lot of
them I've gotten rid of over the years, but you
know like that one's one of them I Had like the
Star Trek Generations Captain Kirk's They they
had two different ones that came out for that
movie Of the like four or five inch figures They
had the one where he's in the spacesuit Hmm doing
the The the dive from the atmosphere and then
they have the one where he's wearing his Like
Star Trek 2 through 7 Starfleet uniform I still
have that Kirk. However, my dog mauled the face
when I was a kid So like one side of his face
just looks terrible. Oh I wish I could find another
one for cheap like Periodically, I go through
the Flint mission, that city market, basically
like a flea market in the old Big Lots building
in the door mall. I managed to find the spacesuit
Kirk and I found it. It was loose, three bucks,
perfect condition. I picked that up. Nice. I
was ecstatic to get it. And I haven't been lucky
enough to find the other stuff. I did find a
die -cast Batmobile. That was like a Hot Wheels
toy. I used to have one. It's still not the one
I had as a kid. From the the late 80s early 90s
from like I think it was from Batman either the
first Batman movie or Batman returns, but But
I found one that just happened to be just after
that one was released Because the newer modern
Batmobile Hot Wheels car that looks like that
is cheap cheap plastic It just feels it feels
so lightweight. There's no weight to it and the
wheels are just the wheels are actually better
but it's again the car so lightweight i just
and they thinned it out around the middle so
it looks awkward um so i found this die cast
one in the same place and i bought it that day
too and it was like two bucks um couldn't help
it it just i was like okay this has some weight
to it i gotta have it um at least it's close
to what i used to have and i can't i i wish i
could get the old batmobiles where you could
actually put the figures in them I remember those
because I had the 89 batmobile or Knows for Batman
returns because the side the side cars blew off
the the centerpiece of it Oh God, I hate that
thing. I didn't mind the car. I just didn't like
when it popped off on its own It was just one
side always did it worse than the other and Then
there was the Batman the animated series car,
which I really loved There's that Speaking of
that one There's that come on. You showed it
to me The ones coming out in the fall the $84
collector's edition one. Yeah Figures in it.
I got a bookmark that one thought I had a bookmark
because I want to get it but that's too big of
an item for me to Obtain I can get away with
getting the figures, but The the car is like
too much of a where the hell are you gonna put
that? On a shelf I am gonna get that the animated
series Batman though that goes with Because I
have the the one that came out first was the
new adventures Okay, the new Batman adventures
version of Batman and then there's one that's
from the animated series from like Mask of the
Phantasm Like that one thought the first the
first one you mentioned with the black logo Okay,
the the one that has the kind of The the red
-skied Batman with the Kind of cleaner more crisp
Yeah, he has the it's the black and gray suit
with the black logo. Yep. Yeah I like that one,
but I like the other one because I saw that first.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I like them both equally
It's just I it's it's crazy. So I gotta have
both And I may pick up some of the other guys
as it goes along. I just those are the ones I'm
gonna start out with They are gonna come out
with a Harley Quinn with the Joker that comes
with the mad love trade Okay for like 40 bucks
So basically the comics free So Real quick there's
because we're talking about like retro toys if
you will or toys that we have when we were kids
There is a Twitter feed that I follow at Kenner
toys I don't know if you follow this or not.
I don't think it's I don't think it's done by
actual by Kenner themselves But the guy whoever's
running it. It's every tweet is like a blast
of nostalgia for me And I didn't realize Kenner
had made so many toys He had they do he does
like runs He'll do like here's the here's the
Kenner line of mask toys and like every photo
who post will be for like mask If you scroll
down to like the 25 -day mark, I don't know how
your Twitter feed works But if you scroll down
to like the 25 -day mark, it's all the Batman
returns figures And I remember having all of
those. He's done like Jurassic Park sets and
stuff like that One of my favorite toys growing
up. I don't know if you some people remember
these some people don't they were like the they
were made by Tyco, but it was like dino riders.
I vaguely remember that I I love the dino rider
toys. I still wish I had like certain ones, like
the T -Rex. I thought that one was awesome. I
also had another toy that I loved growing up
was Starcom. This probably makes me feel really
old. But Starcom with like the guys with like
the magnets in their feet. So they and they each
of the... Each vehicle in the set had some kind
of motorized action. It was like a wind -up motorized
action, not battery powered or anything like
that. And then there's Sky Commanders, which
they zipped around on those power lines. A lot
of these are shows that were made to sell toys.
Definitely. And I didn't know that. Like as a
kid, like I had several of these like cassettes
with like, you know, episodes on them, but I
didn't realize that they were like, you know,
when I first started doing like the lunchroom,
like a long time ago, we did an episode where
we talked about all these old toys that we had
growing up. And one of the things I found when
I was started, when I did research for those
toys was that there were only 13 episodes of
this cartoon that were ever made. and it was
solely for the purpose of selling toys. There's
Star Wars toys that I wish that I still had,
mainly the original B -Wing that was released
along with Return of the Jedi in the 80s. I found
an original in the box one at a geek sale, but
I couldn't bring myself to buy it. My Lego B
wing that I have kind of ruined that for me So
Yeah, I'm looking at that Kenner toys And I found
a Batman figure I used to have That I still don't
have that I'd like to obtain again. I don't know
what happened to my original one It's the crime
attack Batman Crime attack Batman. It's from
Batman returns and it's He's the black Batman
with the the cape that attaches with the little
nub thing that hugs the back of the neck And
it's got the the gold Basically west thing where
it shoots the battering there is I found it the
one that looks most like Batman. Yeah The one
that actually looks like Batman. Yeah as opposed
to what is that the Arctic? Arctic Batman. Laser
Batman and Arctic Batman and Air Attack Batman.
Oh man, toys are fantastic. Deep dive. I used
to have all those, even the one that changed
from Bruce Wayne, the quick change Batman armor
that looked like Michael Keaton. Yep, I had all
of them. I had all the mask ones too. A mask
is something else that I really enjoyed as a
kid. I can't, I don't really know like anything
that... Like I said, usually just, usually when
I get nostalgic for something... that I that
I miss it's it's when I find out how much something
is worth now and I'm like damn it I had that
and it's not so much I want it to sell it's I
want it to like show like to say I have this
yep instead of being like I had that I say the
lot anymore it's sad sometimes it's kind of like
the uh the old Transformer comics, the Marvel
run. I was short by like 10 issues from having
the entire collection. And I know I've told this
on the poll bag before, but I had there was there
was 80 issues of the regular run. There was three
mini series and there was like a 12 issue. Generation
two line and Like a kind of encyclopedia of characters
comic series so I had all but like about 10 12
issues all together and It killed me because
I had to sell them for gas money. Oh This is
before I work at my current employer I worked
at McDonald's, so I didn't have any money And
this is so I could go to work and go home So
I had to sell them all and the sad thing is is
if I go into that comic shop to this day They
still have all the damn comics in there almost
all of them are there and they're overpriced
to the point that nobody's bought any of them
and I know they're mine because I had a certain
thing I did to some of the issues so At least
you know where you can go to get them. I can
get them. I just paid an obscene amount of money
to get them. I got about a third of the collection
back only because my brothers decided they didn't
want them anymore. Because everything that we
got it was always duplicates of something one
of the other one had. So I do have part of the
collection back. Micro machines. Micro machines
all those were so awesome. I have none of them
anymore, but I wish I did Yeah, I love I I really
like microman the last thing I remember collecting
for micro machines, and I know you'll you'll
you'll Jump right on board with this was Star
Trek Star Trek and Star Wars yes the ships yes
Man, I I know they had the one Like did all of
the enterprise ones do the saucer section or
was it just one particular? Version of it the
enterprise D. Well, I know that I know I'm talking
about like the micro machine Did they all do
the saucer separation or was there only one that
was made to come in two parts? Two of them did
the enterprise B and the enterprise D and that
was for the Star Trek generations line Okay Before
that they had a it was a 30 pack of ships and
it came with every ship that that they'd had
at that point Yep, like DS 9 it It wasn't generations.
They just had all the other ones but the only
because I had a lot of them separately the only
catch To make you get this set was this was the
only way you could get the enterprise a Micro
machine See, I don't even think that's why I
know the stuff that you're talking about because
I remember buying it. I don't think I bought
it for that reason. I think I just wanted to
get as many of the ships as I could as fast as
possible. So I bought more Star Wars stuff for
the Micro Machines. The reason being was because
my cousin had a train set in his basement that
he was working on. And the people, like you could
buy the little figures, like the Micro Machine
figures, they were like the perfect size to use
with his train set. So I bought packs of those
guys and had like squadrons and we would do like
little wars on his train set with all the, we
would, you know, buy the ships and I would, I'd
slowly buy like the same pack over and over and
over again so I could have squadrons. I don't
have any of them anymore. So much money wasted.
I don't have any of them anymore. I think I think
I know where some of the people are, but. So
much money wasted. But and of course, Legos,
but I still play with Legos. I still would, but
I just I don't have anywhere to put them. I do
still have the two. The the serious. It was like
from the old like 80s and Robots and like Mars
stuff yeah, and then they came out with like
the robos the robo -liner the robotech liner
robotron was black tron no Anyways, anyways,
they were like the orange and gray and black
We talked about this. Yeah, we talked about it
once when we did the live show Dang it And I
still have those two they're you know, they're
in bags But I because part of them broke but
I could probably still put them together even
though I don't have the instructions Those are
the only two I'm not going to give to my son
Because probably around the time he gets into
Legos I'm gonna pull those back out and put them
back together and put them on my shelf See, when
I say I play with LEGOs now, I don't play with
them like I did when I was a kid. Oh, I know.
You just buy them to build them, to have them
on display. And display them like models. My
dad would go and buy an Urdle kit when I was
younger, and he would spend his nights building
those. I buy LEGO kits and do that for myself.
I don't glue them together or anything like that.
However, I'm still trying to find a way to display
it. I have a LEGO ship that I built custom. It
was the last LEGO thing that I built. From my
brain Is still together In my garage right now,
and it's been together for about 16 or 17 years
And so I'm still looking for a way to display
that because it's a really cool thing, but I
have no way of showing it to people Other toys
man like I had all the he -man figures I had
all of those. I used to have almost all of them.
I don't remember having a lot of Transformers
figures. I remember having a lot of Go -Bot figures.
I do remember having Optimus Prime. And this
is not quite like obviously I was in high school
when I did this but I had all the the first generation
of Beast Wars As did I slightly slightly bummed
I don't have those anymore I don't have any of
those anymore, but I've also like some of them.
I've managed to get the Like the remastered versions
so, okay We've got like the the toys that we
you know, we wish we still had or that we you
know That is like lost. Is there anything that
like are there any of these toys that I know
we talked about your comics and that you sold
and stuff like that But is there anything like
you would consider? Like collecting again like
there when I'm when I'm out like I said We talked
about at the beginning of this when I found that
copy of Chrono Trigger. Like when I go to an
old video game store, there are certain video
games that I look for because I want another
copy of them. And I just look to see if they
have it. And if it's I deem it to be the right
price, I'll buy it again. Is there anything from
like your childhood that you would that you regularly
look for? Like you said, the Batmobiles and stuff
like that. or anything that you would like to
start collecting again if you could? I honestly
I look for a lot of times I look for the certain
Batman figures or I look for I'm trying to think
what I've been trying to because I've got this
like itch you can call it where I like to try
and Find figures that have to do with shows that
I like but I pick certain characters and then
I buy just those To try and have them all Like
I'm trying to collect some of the old Star Trek
figures I had from when they had the collections
of them Because I used to have every version
of Captain Kirk and the shorter action figure
line I want to collect some Dragon Ball Z figures
of certain characters but mostly I try and go
towards like a lot of the Beast Wars figures
either A used to have or B never could get. And
if I had the option of getting some of the bigger
figures or bigger toys, I would probably get
a couple Batmobiles and maybe some of the shuttle
crafts and Star Trek ships. Because I used to
have a lot of those, too. I actually used to
have all the shuttle crafts. I used to have all
the Star Trek ships that were the full size,
kind of, you know, like foot long ships. Right.
My friend used to have the shuttle. from the
Enterprise D. I had that up until probably about
five years ago. I sold it at a pawn shop. But
I destroyed a lot of these toys when I was a
kid with like markers and stuff, so. Oh, destroying
toys. That's like a rite of passage. I don't
know. I would never deliberately destroy them
just to destroy them. I would I You could look
at it as the first form of modifying a toy, right?
It's like my first version of the Joker you made
for Batman Beyond. When I was a kid, obviously
Days of Thunder had come out and they released
these cars, little matchbox cars of all the...
The days of thunder the main cars that were in
days of thunder so like mellow yellow flow Exxon
And I I had all those cars and I had like the
racetrack that went with them and everything
and then eventually like one day I decided to
make the cars look like they do at the end of
the movie and so I took the cars and just like
Scrape them on the sidewalk or the driveway Scrape
the paint off of them like they had been actually
racing and rubbing up against each other nice
I did that to all of them and it to me that made
it look cool cooler. It was more fun to play
with them that way I remember when I had I Think
I think this might have been a little more Me
being delinquent with my toys or actually being
mean to them The Jurassic Park toys did you ever
have any of those? No Okay, they the vehicles
the the Ford Explorer and and the Jeep that came
with them there was I believe they said that
they were Indestructible to a certain point like
when they were once they were they were built
in such a way that once they were snapped together
It was almost impossible to get them apart again
hmm And one day, my cousin and I decided to put
said thing to the test. And we went down at my
house, we went down to the bottom of the driveway,
and you know, when you have a ditch, they lay
that pipe at the bottom of your driveway and
then they pave over it. Well, that slant of asphalt
going up to where the driveway is now flat, makes
a nice little ramp and My cousin and I we weren't
Yes in some degree you could say we were throwing
these things as high as we could into the air
But we weren't just like standing there and like
throwing them we were like crouched down in the
ditch the wheels were on the pavement and we
were like making them go as fast as we could
up the ramp launching them and they they never
broke they always came smashing back down into
the pavement and they never broke it. It was
it was bizarre. Yeah, they got like a little
dinged up because it's plastic and concrete,
but like the wheels never fell off of them. The
glass never glass, the plastic looking glass
never like popped out or anything like that.
It was quite remarkable. But I think that was
more me being malicious with my toys. Is there
a toy from? That from like your childhood that
you remember getting like as a like Like as a
reward or like a present that you were that you
remember that was like a favorite Or just like
a funny story or anything like that I have a
funny story. I've kind of already mentioned it
that Captain Kirk that with the Starfleet uniform
From the movies I actually got that one around
the time of Generations coming out And there
was a magazine that it was like the Star Trek
companion or communicator or something in it
It had like a holographic like cover to it and
I had that for years and then I don't know whatever
happened to it, but In order to get them The
bribe was I had to behave At the dentist office
while I was getting my cavity filled My first
cavity so They they said if you can sit still
and behave and do do this When you we leave you
can have these and I was like Okay And I did
and I got them mine I've got one and then we
can wrap this up. Mine was, I'm trying to remember,
okay, it was one of two things. I don't remember
which one it was because this kind of situation
happened twice in my life, but it was either
for the Trypticon Transformer. Oh wow. That was
either my reward or the Silverhawk's Jet. Do
you remember that? Silverhawks jet. No. Are you
familiar with the Silverhawks? I am familiar
with it. Okay, there was a jet that all five
of the figures could ride in. Rather large toy.
I feel like this story, I feel like the reward
for this story was the Silverhawks jet and not
the Tripticon. That's another story, but not
for today. My parents were trying to get me to
count to ten. for school and I wouldn't do it.
I was stubborn even as a small child like I just
I would not do it and my grandparents came to
visit and they sat down and you know my parents
told them they're having a hard time blah blah
blah blah and I really wanted that jet for Silverhawks
and my grandparents said okay they sat me down
and said okay if you count to ten We'll go get
you that we'll go get you that silver hawks thing
forgive me for not knowing the name listeners
And I said my mom tells it says I went One two
three four five six seven eight nine ten That's
a just exactly like that just matter of facts
And it wasn't I didn't know how to do it is that
I didn't want to do it until someone made it
interesting for me, so That's funny That's I
I tell that story every once in a while so I'm
not actually sure who's heard it or if I've ever
I said it on a podcast I've been around before
but it's one of my favorites so Give me a reason
to talk. Yeah, so All right. Well, thanks for
joining me Steve Obviously you do altered geek
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