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Andre the Giant Documentary Review

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Fans, take a look at this. Can you believe that?
Perhaps even, let's compare it to the size of
my head. Andre the... And from Grenoble in the
French Alps, weighing 477 pounds, the eighth
wonder of the world... He's bigger than all of
us. He's bigger than all of us. He kept everybody
in line. He was the guy. He was famous on a different
level. Literally the biggest celebrity in the
world. How about your diet? How much food do
you eat a day? You knew that you were seeing
something unique in the world. Andre was an attraction.
There was no level of comfort. It had to be an
uncomfortable life They think of him as this
legendary drinker He drank because he was in
pain People would not leave him alone The reality
of who he was was getting more intense on him.
He knew he wasn't gonna live long month after
month you can see Andre failing Andre commanded
great respect. He was not the most articulate
man in the world. He spoke in other ways. He
was a figure of the imagination come to life.
Mother Nature has done something really magnificent
here. He did sports entertainment before there
was sports entertainment. Welcome to the podcast
arena coming to the ring at this time hello and
welcome to maya mikes this is episode thirty
seven we're going to be talking about the under
the giant hb0 documentary hb0 sports special
i'm of course tfg1 mike joining me is ryan the
uneven floe mergley hello sir yo yo man this
was interesting this episode is going to be kind
of like a combination between Talking about the
documentary and almost like a superstar spotlight
for Andre cuz wow his career is just crazy Yeah,
oh boy so yeah, we're to start you're probably
Getting into it a little differently than I am
that's great. I'll just start with the negatives,
okay There's a couple things that stuck out to
me so I've been a wrestling fan forever and One
of the stories I wanted to bring up is the fact
I saw Andre the giant wrestle in person Against
Jake the snake Roberts in Cornwall when I was
nine years old, okay? So that was a while ago,
obviously obviously but he was definitely I know
the phrase gets thrown around a lot in this special
and in general, but he was definitely larger
than life. And if you ever saw him, trust me,
it's memorable. Same with if you ever seen the
Undertaker come to the ring at all, that is also
very memorable. But Andre is just a different
specimen. He is, yeah. So this was done, this
special was done by the ESPN 30 for thirty team.
And I generally like how in depth they get into
certain topics. I kind of wish they had gone
a little more in depth on this. As somebody that
grew up watching wrestling and listens to podcasts
and that kind of thing, there was a fair amount
of stuff that I had heard before and knew it
would have been neat to me to get some confirmation
of some of the stories surrounding him. They
mentioned that There's so many rumors and that
sort of thing. They never really get into a lot
of them. Yeah, no. And I liked how they spoke
with the family. I really wish they had spoken
to his daughter a little more. There was really
only the one segment that kind of stuck out to
me a little bit. Yeah, because like, you know,
I mean, you know, you had his wife on there,
you had his daughter for the one segment, but
it's like, you know, I wasn't sure where they
were going to angle the the film because yeah
the reason why I say this is because I had no
idea he had any kids like I've never I've never
I don't look into personal lives of whomever
it could be wrestlers it could be this it could
be I don't I don't yeah you know I just what
you know i'd like to respect them for what entertainment
or sporting events or sports entertainment wherever
you want to call it and whomever doesn't matter
if it's wrestling or if it's cartoons or whatever
it's like you know movies i don't care you know
as long as tom cruise still gives me great mission
impossible movies i don't care what he does is
who he's married to this week uh... you know
it but the fact that you know the way that this
was presented was interesting because I was actually
almost like my jaw almost hit the floor when
he was when it was like oh he did this you know
he left everything to his daughter he did this
all for his daughter that it's like oh okay and
you got to remember though you know his career
was you know years and you know decades and decades
and decades ago when there was no social media
there was no internet there was no you know Celebrities
private lives were actually private. I mean,
you know you had to read something in the newspaper
to to find out about Whatever. Yeah, it just
would have been nice to see a bit more in the
familial familial life for yeah having said that
just taking this in order now I loved the I Loved
most of this actually and I really enjoyed the
opening bits just talking about his time growing
up and it's yeah it's time in france growing
just that was well done really enjoyed that yeah
i can't imagine what it would have been like
this is uh and i'll get this out of the way now
it's funny we were talking about infinity war
just before recording i thought this documentary
was kind of depressing it doesn't surprise me
how Isolated he was you know considering his
size and to They mentioned it a few times that
People are just people are dinks and yeah, a
lot of people were mean to him and that makes
me really sad Yeah, because he was well known
as a as a generally a nice person Yeah, the only
time throughout this entire documentary that
I saw him ever really get mad is his his handler
when his handler was telling the story about
how he first came in and you know I thought I'm
part of the crew and I get to go back and he's
like get out get out you know yeah that's the
only time yeah if you didn't respect wrestling
he didn't like you yeah yeah if you ever said
oh it's fake or something like that you were
in trouble obviously yeah um it surprises me
I don't know why because I I mean I was more
of a Hulk guy than anything else when I was a
kid so I mean, I remember Hulk vs. Andre and
all that, but it surprised me in the documentary
when they were like, ooh, he hated Randy Macho
Man Savage. Like, wow. A lot of it's because
Macho Man had an ego. Macho Man knew he was good,
which he is. Or was, sorry, but that doesn't
surprise me that much. So getting into the Hogan
stuff. That kind of bugged me because there's
a lot of time dedicated to Hogan in this yeah
Fair and there's a fair amount of time dedicated
to the Match which that sort of makes sense But
there was an awful lot of time dedicated to Hogan
and that's what really disappointed me. So this
is by the 30 for 30 guys, this feels like it's
very much a let's test the waters for Hogan to
come back to WWE and see how people feel about
him. Which I could have done without 20 25 minutes
of an hour and 40 minute documentary on Andre
the giant Being dedicated to the rise of Hulk
Hogan. I know they're intertwined a little bit
There's quite a few stories of it that I enjoyed
and segments that I think are really important
to have but not all the stuff No, not the only
thing I felt that was super important in this
with Hogan was when he was basically sitting
there telling us about how they communicated
for the match at WrestleMania 3. yeah that i
really enjoyed the rest of it i'm like wait is
this a documentary about under the giant or hulk
hogan i can't decide segments of the two of them
obviously i think right yeah that was good you
know the stuff where andres actually there for
that was yeah important and some of the of the
other things but yeah just having hogan there
and it's not meant as a Disrespect on Hogan or
no, it's more like what were the filmmakers doing
here? Like we mentioned this I don't know if
it was I don't think it was greatest for a moment
We might have mentioned this at WrestleMania
when I said that we were gonna be covering this
And I said it's an HBO documentary and I think
we had talked off air Well, how does that work
with WWE and blah blah blah and this that the
other thing and everything else? mean like you
said this is basically the third the 30 for 30
guys and the HBO people and all that like it
seems like other than interviews don't like Vince
isn't it doesn't seem like in this and it's not
gonna show it obviously but it doesn't seem like
Vince is throwing his weight around about how
this get this got done I don't know if whatever
background all that but like everybody that was
in this that did an interview, Vince, Hogan,
Ric Flair you know they pretty much got all the
old guard like I don't think there's anybody
that's actually new in like I would say in the
last 17 years I don't think there's anybody in
in this this documentary from WWE currently That's
talking about Andre the giant and why would they
be because it was a different era obviously,
but yeah No, they shouldn't shouldn't have had
anybody current and having Hogan kind of In this
that much to me felt like a little bit that It
was WWE in control in the end because they wanted
him to be portrayed really positively and they
went back to the era in which Hogan was at his
peak and There's nothing wrong with any of this
and Hogan is still alive. So I don't have a problem
with them Potentially redeeming his image. It
just feels really weird to do it in a have that
in an Andre the Giant special. It doesn't bother
me as much as what WWE has done with the Ultimate
Warrior, which is pretty much DFI, a guy who...
Warrior's kind of a piece of shit human being.
There's not a nice way to put that. He was super
racist, homophobic, and all of the above. Hogan,
I think, made a mistake. I don't think he's a
bad person. He made a major mistake, but he's
got the chance to teach people and he's done
that so far So that's not what I have a problem
with it. Just you know, it's an hour and 40 on
Andre's life There's some other stuff I would
have enjoyed seeing and the other reason I bring
all of this up and bring up WWE and that I feel
like they controlled it I really would have liked
to have heard from a doctor about whether or
not wrestling hastened Andre's conditions. Yeah.
I know they talked about that wrestling was the
one thing he looked forward to and he got the
operations in order to make it to WrestleMania
three. But they also talk heavily about the toll
or that his size put on his ankles and his knees.
Well, those are two things that wrestling works
over on anybody. whether it's Daniel Bryan or
The Undertaker or Andre, it doesn't matter your
size or anything like that. It takes a toll and
I would have been interested to hear a little
more on that because they did have the doctor
on who worked on his ankle of course when it
broke and he talked about that Andre's ankle
bones were the size of a normal human's knees
and he came up with the term for his condition.
Just would have liked to have heard of maybe
a little bit more about the medical condition
Yeah, I would I would have to but I'm pretty
well nitpicking. I really enjoyed this by the
way. Yeah And the end it was sad. Yeah, I mean
the fact that you know, he died alone in a hotel
room Not long after the death of his father.
Yeah, I mean Especially for a guy who loved people
I think the way he did but he was unable to be
close to a lot of people and watching this I
Watching this he and the way there's not a whole
lot of interviews with really close friends and
that sort of thing he was kind of isolated which
is sad and Vince brings up that he was angry
with him near the end and he Felt kind of bitter
About the business moving on from him and having
to retire and that sort of thing it's just a
lot of sad stuff there he impacted a lot of people
positively though and They had a fair amount
of stuff and stories from the Princess Bride,
which I really liked Yeah, that was and that's
definitely positive because that's a movie and
that's a performance that's gonna live on for
forever Yeah, I love that section because you
get Carrie Elwa's you get the actress that was
in the movie basically learning that So he didn't
have to lift any weight at that point. They basically
had her on wires. Yeah, and that was a little
bit more about why I kind of wish they had more
of the impact of wrestling or his physical condition.
But anyway, yeah. Sorry, go on. Oh, absolutely.
You know, yeah, it's one of those things where
looking at that, because let's face it, that's
his big non -wrestling. Fame thing is that is
that movie decades from now? He's he's actually
if not already Better known for it. Yeah, probably
gonna continue because absolutely Yeah, thanks.
I mean thanks to the network and I heavily recommend
to people They're Andre the giant collections
on the network go check some of it out his work
for I really wish I knew what changed in Vince's
mind, but his work for somebody who English wasn't
his primary language and who got things across
in different ways was amazing. I don't know why
Vince has very much moved on from that. Makes
me kind of annoyed because I look at a guy like
Cesaro who has absolutely everything going for
him. but Vince doesn't want to give him a chance
because he's foreign, essentially. Well, he gave
Andre, who is also a physical specimen, in different
ways a chance, and look how that turned out.
Wrestling would probably not be the same without
him. Yeah. Yeah, wrestling would not be where
it is today without Andre the Giant. I mean,
the undefeated streak... lasted pretty much 15
years or so 73 to 87 like that's what that's
the other thing I loved about this documentary
was how they chronicled the undefeated streak
and basically you know Andre the giant was who
he is before you know he was essentially the
70s and 80s version of the undertaker before
the undertaker came around kind of a thing Yeah,
and I just absolutely love that like who's gonna
come in and who's gonna do this and how is this
gonna be? Yeah, and I like the statements too
for some of the guys that if Andre didn't want
to lose to you Or didn't like the end of a match.
You couldn't do anything about it. Anyway Exactly.
That's why I like Hogan court, you know going
through telling us what the Yeah, the choreography
was supposed like he's like, how are we gonna
finish now? Are we gonna finish it? I don't know.
I don't know and and yeah, I What I also like
about this story is like Andre was essentially
a face his whole career until the whole Hogan
thing until the whole WrestleMania thing They're
like, how are we gonna turn this guy who everybody
loves into a heel? Like, how are we going to
turn him into a bad guy? How are we going to
do this and still have people... And the solution
was easy, just have him come out with Bobby Heenan.
Exactly! Heenan in so many ways, for anyone who
didn't grow up with him, was similar to Paul
Heyman now, and no disrespect meant to Heyman,
but well, Heenan might be the greatest talker
of all time, so that was smart, and it was...
Good segment for them to include obviously obviously
yeah part of history Yeah, I just liked the you
know they bring it up to that Andre took pride
that he never hurt anybody and Man, look at him.
You know they mentioned it in the documentary
if Andre wanted to hurt you or Didn't like the
finish or didn't like how you're treating him.
There was nothing you could do about it He was
just too strong too powerful for anyone to do
anything And these are pro wrestlers they could
throw either of us around like a rag doll and
Here's Andre the Giants who could do the same
thing to all of them It's not a it's not something
you ever see Again, probably either No, the only
person And I know this is gonna be sacrilegious
Heenan But the only person currently that is
anywhere close to what Heenan was the awesomeness
that was Bobby Heeman at the time as far as being
a talker Honestly is Heyman Say what you will
about Paul Heyman, but I mean he is one of them.
That's why I made that comparison Yeah, but for
anyone that's what I mean for people now That's
the the closest comparison I can make but who
of human was he was just they mentioned it on
the video that Sorry in the HBO series that coming
out with he and it was the most evil thing you
could do and He that's so they pair Andre up
with him and they have the segment on You know
another guy good old Piper's pit with her honey.
Oh, yeah It's so neat seeing all of these people
together and they mentioned that they had When
WWF there we go got to say it normally for once
Took over all of the territories. They mentioned
a lot of the classic guys They brought in like
Piper junkyard dog and of course Andre bringing
everyone together and saw snippets of I saw Andre
wrestle Jake the snake. It was the middle of
their feud and So that was pretty neat for me
Because I saw that 28 years ago now roughly.
Oh wow. Yeah, it was a little bit of time ago
But yeah, he's not somebody you ever forget and
if you ever see him you won't forget him either
and there's very few Humans that have existed
Much less in my lifetime, but overall like that
and the fact that he was He genuinely seems to
have touched people in a positive way and he
used his Size to be positive when so many were
negative towards him is is touching And it makes
the ends that much sadder. I mean he died at
46 which a part of it is because he refused a
lot of treatments fearing that It would impact
his wrestling career Which is too bad. You wonder
if that would be allowed today right We look
at it with stuff how they treated daniel brian
for example would they let him take the personal
risk of injury nowadays who knows i hope not
by the way yeah i hope not i mean that would
not be good no but it's yeah it's just i hate
doing this in order because obviously we end
with the negative which is his death Yeah, should
have done this should have done this show the
reverse. Yeah, watch it in reverse and watch
everybody walk backwards Yeah Still though this
is worth a watch for anybody who in particular
anybody who didn't live through that era or maybe
didn't follow wrestling through that era or somebody
who has seen the princess bride and wants to
know more about this guy who I Even in a movie
He doesn't look anything like anybody else that
was on screen, right? Absolutely He literally
was larger than life people as I said before
people use that term to describe People or things
or events, but in his case it it's the only way
to describe him. Yeah Yeah, I mean Like Again,
what I liked at the beginning of it is how his
mom and his brother are talking about him growing
up. Quite literally, growing up. And the gigantism
and all of that, and just the struggles he had
to go through. And yeah, you're right, it is
kind of sad that they end on his death, but...
I don't want to sound disrespectful here, but
there's no other place you could really end on.
one i don't know that's that is how it goes yeah
it's disrespectful it's just yes that's the way
life is unfortunately that that's how how it's
gotta go but wow the impact he had is something
that's not It's it's a net positive. It just
can't be underestimated or anything like that
there's so many people who got into wrestling
because of him and Because of the spectacle and
because of that WrestleMania 3 that changed an
entire Changed an entire industry, but I think
he could make a point that it helped change sports
in general as well as WWF's using cable and becoming
a national sort of phenomenon as well as WWF
just they knew how to expand and how to take
over cable and Andre was a huge part of that
so he changed He really changed cable. He changed
sports. He changed wrestling He changed a lot
of things he changed everything almost for the
better pretty much so throughout his entire career
that's the other thing about this is they basically
give us a give us and Everybody else watching
it that may not know what we know a history of
wrestling in the territories and all that and
basically how Vince jr kirk you know visit kennedy
mcmahon basically came in and took over pretty
much the entire world at this point and so that's
it is the uh... uh... it's always the businessmen
you know pretty much so uh... anything else we
want to say about our day watch this it's he
uh... There were so many times that I was touched
on this, or touched by this, that he had touched
watching this by his life. And as I said before,
it's worth it whether you're a fan of him or
not. And it was well done enough that yeah, I
definitely think it's worth it for people to
watch. I think the... ESPN 30 for 30 ones on
different wrestlers in particular the Scott Hall
Episode was also excellent and worth a watch
for people also not a Who also a tough story
at points, but Andre lived He lived 46 years,
which I The sad part is a lot of them weren't
painless years They mentioned we brought up to
the time on Princess Bride, but they brought
up your Carrie Elwes told the story that He drank
so much to get away from the pain. That's How
he did it and that's a sad aspect but the positives
are he did live 46 years and he did really kind
of change things for the positive you watch how
Billy Crystal and Kerry and everybody that was
associated in particular with the Princess Bride
segments. Watch how they beam when they talk
about him. He changed people's lives for the
positive that he met. And that's something that
no matter how much time or how little time he
got to spend, not everybody can say. It's a net
positive. Where whatever you believe I hope he's
able to know that he changed a lot of people
and he changed a lot of things For the positive
in his short time here Yeah, he did absolutely
they do obviously because it was part of his
life. They do focus a little bit on the drinking
and everybody that talked about it is like Yeah,
Andre can't just drink a beer Andre has and Andre
didn't really like beer Andre like wine and Andre
didn't just drink one glass of wine he drank
a whole case of one like you know 20 and 21 yeah,
yeah exactly like Just looking at like There's
an image in the in the in the documentary of
him holding a single beer bottle and the beer
bottle looks like It's nothing in the palm of
his hand. I mean, you know, blink and you miss
it kind of a thing. Oh yeah, he's just, oof,
then the pictures of his feet beside other people,
or his hands, or... My favorite moment is him
and Mean Gene when Mean Gene's like, look at
the size of his hand compared to mine, and then
just without anything, Andre just puts his hand
over Mean Gene's face, and I just love that because...
I am a huge fan of Mean Gene. I've always been
a huge fan of Mean Gene. And he's like, wow.
I'm like, yeah, wow. It's so crazy. I mean, there
really is no other score to give this documentary
other than, you know, 5 out of 5 or 10 out of
10 or whatever. Do we wish certain things were
focused on more than others? Yes, but... It's
the life and time of the guy and With what his
career was and you know who was always in his
corner and most of the time that was Hulk whether
they're facing each other or whether they're
friends Yeah, I just absolutely dug this this
was so good He was a blast overall and as I said
before it's worth watching Really, no matter
who you are fan or not fan or whatever side question
yes one of the negatives with these HBO documentaries
and the ESPN 30 for 30s how available is this
to you okay get into this too much but I had
trouble finding this in a easy or legal manner
I found a legal manner because I have something
here in the states that just Canada just doesn't
like or the service doesn't like Canada or doesn't
want to be in Canada. It's called Hulu. You can
add premium stuff to Hulu and I got a one -week
free trial for HBO versus having to pay $14 .99
a month right off the bat so I'm gonna obviously
have to cancel that because while I love HBO
is no I'm not we are no I just well I do love
HBO and all that and I love all their work I'm
not adding that into my cable package yeah and
it's all rights and that sort of thing see I
don't I don't think that's all right I I mean
I get it right as in it's it's the different,
so different TV stations have different rights
to show things. Those are all these, oops. And
then you've got the additional problem of the
CRTC limiting content because there's not enough
Canadian content, et cetera, et cetera. So it
was a pain to try to find this. So there's, we
do have HBO Go up here. Right. Yeah. Well, if
you had, if you - It's a pain in the ass to use
up here, though. Is it really? I find it is.
And another subscription for a lot of stuff that
I just get on Blu -ray when it comes out. Yeah.
So for their shows, I picked up Westworld and
I buy Game of Thrones on Blu -ray when they come
out rather than illegally download. or some of
the other alternatives but there's not enough
stuff that I don't own or that I don't buy for
me to justify a using HBO goes and yet another
separate service I already have Netflix and all
these others right I buy TV seasons from Google
play frequently which is not half bad and stuff
like that but What happened to everything being
easier to find because of yeah, really Yeah,
it's it's crazy, um, but yeah, I yeah the the
good thing here in the states is Yes, there is
HBO Go. Yes, I could have added HBO with my cable
package kind of a thing, but it's just so much
easier to just do it as an add -on through Hulu
since they offer it. And they offer a one -week
free trial, so I was only going to watch one
thing, which was this one thing, so... I mean,
technically, I watched it for free, but I watched
it for free legally. Oh! So what you're saying
is we're never doing any HBO specials again.
Until they give you another free trial. Possibly,
who knows. I don't know. Coming up next, folks,
we have the first co -branded pay -per -view
since they're not doing the split brands anymore.
We have Backlash. Are you ready for the Backlash?
No. Oh, boy. I barely know what the card is.
Part of that's because we just had the... Roam
rumble. Yeah, and some of the stuff was just
set up for backlash matches other stuff just
It was just to do for the rumble, which is fine.
I don't mind when they do this Every once in
a while I wouldn't want them to do it every month
where they have got two pay -per -views or a
big event and then the pay -per -view right against
each other So I'm not not complaining. It just
yeah Hmm Yeah, I don't know. It's just crazy.
Yeah, I'm watching Raw and SmackDown, but I don't
know. I enjoyed raw partially because it was
from Montreal and yeah, absolutely That was awesome.
It hasn't been a secret that I'm a huge fan of
Sammy and Kevin It's really oh if you're Vince
you have to be really concerned though, but the
fact I know it's his home country But you have
to be concerned about the fact that gender got
cheered more than Roman That is problematic not
to mention. We've talked about it a few times,
but man Braun Strowman beat up Sammy and Kevin
and still got cheered. If that's not a sign that
maybe he's the guy, you should be building around.
I don't know what is. Yeah. This is their hometown
and he got cheered. They were speaking French
and they cheered Braun. Yeah. Anywho, that's
not good. Yeah, that's not good though. Like,
that's not a good thing. Well, not if you love
not if you're in love with Roman as Vince for
some reason is I don't understand that at all
If they just turned him bad turn him heel looking
Andre Yeah, he'll briefly and had a mega feud
For him imagine if they did that with okay, they
give Braun the belt and you know, they give and
then Roman turns heel and Turns on him. Yeah,
he hated people would love to see him get beat
up I mean he'd be hated more than he already
is. Sorry Yeah, anyway That's another discussion
for another show. See now. We're pulling the
WWE. We're talking about Things that don't are
not important to Andre the Giants life in an
Andre the Giants special. That's true The Actually,
there is one cool thing that happened between
Greatest Royal Rumble and now. One of my tweets
actually got liked by Titus O 'Neil. It was the
one where I said something about, obviously,
the trip and fall. Yeah. I said, WWE Graves 13's
reaction to Titus O 'Neal tripping into the ring
at WWE GUR is priceless. So great. Titus O 'Neal
favorited that. So that was kind of cool. Nice.
Yay. I'm Twitter famous. Not really. Sorry. I
don't care. um... but yes it's a pretty neat
title so it seems like a good guy yeah he's a
really good guy uh... very cool so yeah coming
up like i said greatest road network is from
a lot of backlash for interest role god i'm losing
my mind today uh... backlash and then after that
who knows folks something to some things will
happen between backlash money in the bank or
whatever is next after backlash where the people
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we're gonna close it out with some Andre the
Giant clips. Andre commanded great respect. He
was not the most articulate man in the world.
Look at me when I'm talking to you. He spoke
in other ways. Oh, boy, look at that.
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