M.A.S.K.E.D. M.A.Y.H.E.M.
Fog on Boulder Hill, Plunder of Glowworm Grotto, and Stone Trees Review

About this Episode
Welcome to mass ma 'am. This is episode 22. I
am one of your host you have to invite joining
me as to master to Hello, good to be back. Oh,
yes There's only There's only that's all I need
to say lose. There's only there's only eight
episodes left and it can't go any faster. Oh
my god Yeah, it's like when I took the DVD out
this time because you know Fog on Boulder Hill
is like the end of one of the disc. And I'm like,
okay, is this next one the last disc? And I just
see, oh, it's the next to the last disc in the
set. I'm like, oh my gosh, we're getting so close
to the end. I can't wait. But that's just the
first season. We still have the racing season
to go. Yeah, the racing season's only 10 episodes.
That's not, I mean, you know, honestly, if I
really wanted to do something really cruel to
us. I would take the racing season and instead
of splitting it up the way Optimus Solo has it
split up is I would take the racing season and
combine it into two episodes, five episodes in
each podcast, and then find something else to
rank or do some sort of ranking with the leftover
podcast episodes. I mean, the racing season is
not. is not a problem for me. But yeah, on the
DVD set, volume five, disc two is Fog on Boulder
Hill and Plunder of Glowworm Grotto, which is
two of the three episodes we'll be talking about
today. And then disc one of volume six is Stone
Trees, which is the third episode. I loved when
we did... the last two episodes starting with
specter of captain kid and ending with uh everglades
oddity because they were all in one desk yeah
oh lord um so yeah we're we're back we're still
enduring this god -awful cartoon you know at
this point i've watched i've watched many 80s
cartoons but i'm doing these podcasts over the
last six seven years of my podcasting career
and GCRN's lifespan of five and a half years.
I've done G1, I've done Beast Wars, Beast Machines,
I've done Transformers Animated, I've done...
Next year, I'm currently in production for a
podcast that will be starting next year for GEM.
And Mask is... Kevin and I are still doing the
He -Man show and we'll be getting into She -Ra
next year and all that stuff. So far, without
a... I mean, I've seen episodes of She -Ra outside
of Secret of the Sword, so I know what the cartoon
is like, but I haven't really gone back and...
I'm trying not to go back and watch them before
we actually do reviews of them. And honestly,
Mask is the worst out of all of the action cartoons.
It's just, I can't even say it's boned in. It's
just plain bad. I know there are people, if we
still have listeners, because I know in the beginning
when Kevin and I started the show two years ago,
you know, people probably heard the first three
or four episodes like, oh, that's all they're
doing is bashing the show. Well, yes and no,
we are bashing the show, but we are also pointing
out why the show is so bad. Don't under like
the concept is wonderful It's it's you know you
just get rid of the kid and then the robot and
it'd be great But I Mean out of all the 80s cartoons
so far. This is the worst that I hate saying
that All right, so we are gonna get to the episodes
first up is fog on Boulder Hill after this Crack
the block. Can you open the hood? I really don't
know. I just got this car, you see. It's the
first time I've driven it. Would you mind if
I had a look? Oh, certainly. Certainly. I'm afraid
I don't know very much about cars. Hush, Cleopatra.
It's not nice to bark at people. Simpson! You
used to babysit for me. Scott Tracker, my, how
you've grown. And Mr. Tracker. It has been a
long time, Mrs. Simpson. And this T -Bomb. Uh,
nice doggy. Good doggy. Well, I'm afraid you
cracked your water pump, Mrs. Simpson. Oh, dear.
Is that bad? It means I'll have to drive into
town and buy one. I don't have any of that making
stock. Mrs. Simpson, Buddy could drop you off
at your house. How kind of you. Would you like
to come with us, Scott? Could I, Mrs. Simpson?
Can I, Dad? Think you can stay out of trouble?
Sure thing. What should I do? You stay here and
mind the station while we're gone, T -Bot. Mind
the station? Son of a job! They go have the fun
while I sit here and be bored! Would you like
me to make you fun, just like I used to when
you were little? This is Simpson. is the 54th
episode out of 75 for mask. Venom kidnaps an
old woman who is hiding $20 bill printing plates.
Venom wants the plates so they can make counterfeit
money. Okay, I'll give one point to this episode.
It's not a treasure hunt. It's not an actual
die in the wool, here's a map, go to this cave
and get this treasure. So I'll give it one point
for that. Yeah, exactly. That was one of the
things I thought, too. It was like, okay, this
is finally something different. You know, we're
starting out different. We're not in some exotic
location or anything. You know, we see Boulder
Hill and the fog comes in and the Venom vehicles
come in and, you know, and there's this old lady
driving this car and we're helping her out. It
was different from any other episode we've seen
in the series so far. Yeah. Absolutely. And it's
very, very refreshing. I wish they would do this
more often. The sad thing is, when I was watching
this plot unfold, I'm like, okay, so Matt Tracker
is essentially Richard Chance and Miles Mayhem
is Rick Masters. It's basically the exact same
kind of plot. that was in To Live and Die in
L .A. from 1985. I love that movie. Okay. Yeah.
I've seen it. I've only seen it once though.
It's been a while. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. It's
got a very, very young William Peterson as Richard.
A very young Grissom from CSI and it's got a
very, very young Green Goblin in it Norman Osborne.
Oh my god Willem Dafoe back when you were great
Yeah, but yeah, no that was the first thing I
thought of when I when I was watching this and
saw the plot of playing They're looking for printing
plates. Okay, they want to make out. Okay, that's
I like the plot. It's it's interesting. Finally.
It's not the same old same old as we said At
the same time, there are a lot of things I did
like about this, which we'll get to when we turn
on the high beams, but there are also a lot of
things that I did not like about this one. Any
other thoughts on the plot, sir? I kind of liked
how it developed because you mentioned that they
were after the printing plate, but at first we
didn't know why Venom was chasing after this
old woman. Mm -hmm. So, you know, yeah, that's
teacher at one point or another nanny or something
or other. Yeah And then T Bob actually he's the
one that overhears racks during the fight say
something about the plates And so that's how
the mass team finds out what they're after But
yeah, I like this one. I like the direction it
went I'm like you I had some issues with it,
which we'll get to in a bit But there were also
some highlights and those are coming up in just
a second. Oh, yeah, absolutely So, we're gonna
turn on the high beams in a moment. Alright turning
on the high beams. I only have four moments.
So I know you might have a few more but Finally
a Boulder Hill episode. I love seeing the set
that they used for Boulder Hill and I wish they
would have used it more in the series Just one
time and I don't remember that this was after
They had revealed Boulder Hill. This was after
the I think this was after the battle, but I
don't remember exactly what happened to this
character but The only time the entire series
that I agree with and feel sorry for T Bob was
in this episode Oh, yeah, why is that? I think
that was um, I think it's when he got locked
out And he had when he was in the gas station
part when the base transformed Okay, and he got
locked out and i'm like, oh no That's not good.
Yeah, it was great seeing boulder hill though
and seeing it do all those transformations and
and everything I hope it's not the last time
we see it, but I have a feeling that this may
be the last time we see it in battle mode. Yeah.
The action scene where Rex fires at all the tires
was awesome. I thought that was really cool.
They're finally, you know, doing some intelligent
attacks there. And we find out finally it only
took them 54 episodes to tell us. Boulder Hill
is in Nevada, so at least we know exactly where
Trackers Mansion is and all that stuff, because
the whole time this podcast has been going on,
I say, oh, it's out in California somewhere or
whatever else. The only thing that I have a problem
with that, kind of not transitioning into low
beams, but to kind of piggyback off that is that
at one point, like when they did the... the the
las vegas caper i could have sworn they had said
that all las vegas well that's in nevada they
made it sound like it maybe this is just a writing
problem in that episode they made it sound like
the mansion wasn't in nevada well like they had
to travel a long distance that's why i kept thinking
it was in california but at least we find out
with this episode that it is in nevada well so
that brings up a good question though i wonder
if the mansion close to boulder hill i mean i
wonder how close they are in proximity it may
be the mansion is in california or someplace
why would you have an underground transit system
that takes you a state away from where you like
see yeah i i know but when you see the mansion
i mean it's surrounded by this forest and everything
and it's all this greenery and then you know
you see boulder hill it's like out in the desert
so I don't know, it's just one of the things
I wonder, you know, how close they are. But yeah,
it wouldn't make much sense, like you said, have
them that far separated, because I mean, every
time Matt wants to go out in Thunderhawk, I mean,
you know, surely he's not driving across the
state. Yeah. Alright, so what anything else you
liked about this one? Yeah, there were several
things I liked about it It wasn't the best animated
episode, but I thought there were some very cool
vehicle transformations here Very well animated
particularly there was one with Thunder Hawk
that looked real nice Man miles mayhem. He really
is evil He just treats his people so bad. He
like calls the names all the time. He's always
putting them down But in this one he was actually
gonna drop the old lady's dog, Cleopatra, off
a cliff into a ravine. That's how he got her
to talk. He had the dog in a bag, and this is
like, oh my gosh, he's so bad. He's pure evil.
He really is. And there's some other episodes
we'll get to a little bit later where he's also
just talking down to his minions. It's pretty
funny. Teabot was actually useful here. He slows
down Venom. at Boulder Hill when they tried to
get Mrs. Simpson. And she was pretty good at
herself at stopping the vehicles. She went around
flattening tires and pouring soda into a gas
tank and doing everything she could to make sure
that they weren't going to be able to use their
vehicles. That was great. And then the last high
beam I have is that Rex was not allowing Miles
to put the blame on him for breaking the mint
plates. Because at one point he drops it. Because
of this oil slick. I think I think maybe miles
had Had thrown down the oil slick or something
and racks. Anyway racks slips in it And then
miles runs over the plate and then you know miles
basically like you idiot, you know Racks like
you're not gonna blame this one on me All right,
let's get to the low beams That's the last time
I mined the gas station. You locked me out. I
almost got blasted to bits. That is easy. I will
fix you up with a couple of lasers, maybe a radar
probe. Not on your microchips. If I had weapons,
you'd expect me to fight Venom. Sometimes the
best defense is to avoid the battle. What do
you think, Matt? Think if T Bob's our first line
of defense, we'd better get some reinforcements.
All right for the low beams Powerhouse is his
masks power really? He they put super strength
as a mask power seriously. Oh God That's that's
horrible Nitpick time that hose has no nozzle
the water would never be able to get onto the
roof of the house to douse the fire No way So
Alex says before they arrive at Boulder Hill
that they can't let venom see how hurt to the
vehicles are Yet when they arrive on the scene
the vehicles look brand new yay So you mentioned
in your in your high beams about mrs simpson
going around and putting soda in the gas tank
and all this and all that and everything else
flattening tires they all had flat tires how
the hell can venom drive away because they drive
away from boulder hill if all of their tires
are so flat how the hell can they uh... and the
psa had something to do with flashlights and
batteries for t -bob What what didn't you like
about this one? Well as you pointed out there
were some animation errors And there was another
one that I noticed is when Boulder Hill is transforming
and the gas tanks transform into guns And they
rotate at one point the one gun I believe it
was on the left actually disappears for a couple
of frames Streamer that Thing just looks wrong.
For people that don't know what I'm talking about,
it's one of the mask guys. He can shoot water
from basically like these two little nipple guns
on his chest. And that just does not look good.
That just looks wrong. Yeah. No. It's a good
thing they didn't have Vanessa or Gloria have
that power. Yes, it is. I mean, it's maybe just
a little bit above the nipples on his chest,
but still there's two guns and it just doesn't
look right when he's using it. And then the last
thing is I really like the title of this one,
Fog on Boulder Hill, but we only see the fog
in the beginning. It's kind of misleading because
the fog's only purpose here was to Kind of throw
off venom and also hide Boulder Hill as it's
transforming and attacking the venom vehicles
So it wasn't this episode wasn't what I expected
going into it. I expect expecting something a
little different Like maybe there was some mystical
element to the story or something I still enjoyed
it overall, but just I thought that they could
have come up with a better title. I mean, really,
I do love this title, but I didn't really think
it fit the episode. That's my problem with it.
What would you rate this one? I'm giving this
one four because I actually like that they did
something different this time. I mean, yeah,
they're going after these plates and they can
print money. And I think they may have done sort
of an episode like that before where they were
going after money. minting plates, but It was
still fun a lot of action here. You know we had
some of the newer members of the teams And I
thought the pace was pretty good and of course
you know seeing Boulder Hill that was that was
just awesome Absolutely all right we're for me.
I'm gonna give it a three I I like it. I like
the premise. I like the setting Just some of
the nitpicks. I can't get past some of the nitpicks
to give it anything more than a three So we're
gonna move on to the next episode Quite a welcome
wagon, Chief. Now, what do I do now? You pick
the fern up and clasp it to your chest, if you
are a friend. Well, I'm definitely a friend.
Now, what happens to fools? In the old days,
the Mori warriors took heads for trophies. But
we are civilized people now, so your head is
safe. I'm glad. I've grown rather fond of mine.
My friends, tonight we have great cause to celebrate.
The Matt Tracker Foundation will help us to preserve
our culture. Their representative, Julio Lopez,
will join us in our feast tonight. Thank you,
Chief Cayetaya. Mr. Tracker and his son wanted
to be here tonight. but uh must have been delayed
they're flying in from otora i guess their arms
got tired huh all right up next we are plundering
of a glow worm garotto um so the last episode
we had a really cool title this one just sounds
like something the goonies would come up with
or Don't know yeah ask member Julio Lopez goes
to New Zealand. Hey, he's going to be a power
ranger To help a local tribe preserve their land
there He discovers a venom plot to steal pearls
from giant clams that live in the ocean. Oh Crap
somebody help us, please Remember there was a
toy called glow worm back in the 80s Yeah, you
remember that my brother my younger brother had
one he's 10 years 10 years younger than I am
folks Wow, you're old I'm trying to think of
an analogy for this episode and I can't I'm trying
to think of where this has been done before and
I mean, I'm not saying that this is completely
original it Kind of is, but kind of isn't, but
I'm trying to think of where I've seen this plot
before. I don't know. It's not too dissimilar
from some of the other episodes we've seen in
the series. I mean, where we have these natives.
Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, but I'm saying, like,
them trying to get the pearls out of... First
of all, clams don't have pearls. Oh, okay, what
you mean is, yeah, the giant pearl thing. That
must have been used in other cartoons, I believe,
as well. Mean that well, it's I'm trying to think
of like the only thing I can really remember
is I hate to compare it to this because this
is so much better than this show But the only
I can really compare it to is the underwater
scene and transformers the movie when the squid
has cup It's the only thing I can read I mean
obviously it's nothing to do with an actual the
actual plot to this episode, but yeah like it's
just I don't know I mean this one I just I It's
just laughable this episode is so laughable because
Poor rat. I mean I like racks as a character,
but Jesus Christ He's sitting there pounding
on this. I'm gonna call it a fucking oyster because
I'm sorry clams do not have pearls inside them
I've never heard of a clam having a pearl. I've
heard of oysters having pearls, but not clams
You know he's sitting there pounding on these
shells and everything else. It's like You sad
strange little man rex really he gets he gets
it in this one He gets caught in a clam and then
later he gets thrown from piranhas. It's like
tossed around in this episode Yeah, oh Man any
thoughts on the plot for this one not not too
much Similar to some of the other ones we've
seen I mean, I don't know why we have to keep
going back to you know, these natives in jungles
and different lands. I mean, I didn't mind it
at first, but we've done it so many times. I
mean, I just would like to see something different.
I wish they would try to expand a little bit
and do something more original. I mean, yes,
they're probably going to do something we've
seen in other cartoons or something, but really,
they keep coming back to this. One thing that
was kind of interesting, too, they did different
here was that Scott gets to meet young girl that
he seems to favor yeah i'll talk about that when
we turn on the low beams oh my god let's turn
on the high beams first though we'll be back
in a moment But Julio said that these native
celebrations go on for quite some time. I'd rather
have quiet some time. I need my beauty sleep.
Turning on the high beams. The scenes where they're
showing what the mask agents are doing is so
funny. I like those. Yeah. That was awesome.
I like when we get to see those. So, yeah, Bruce
is he's a he's a toy developer or something.
So he's testing out this dragon toy which can
breathe fire. Yeah, I don't see any problems
with that getting approved through this But it
ends up like falling out a window and like blasting
a dog in the face Brad is riding a horse. So
that's not too far out of His wheelhouse and
then Gloria she's dancing and then she switches
out partners So yeah, this guy like, you know
twirls or something and all of a sudden He's
like dancing with some other chick. There's a
Lone Ranger joke in this. I kinda had to laugh
at that. Because I think Scott called T -Bob
Tonto or something or other. You already mentioned
that, you know, poor Rex has his head in the
shell. That was hilarious. The animation effects
are great with the fight in the cave as Venom
is trying to get away with the pearls. Like,
I really did like the animation in that scene,
but the animation in the rest of the episode,
not so much. Some of it's just, ugh. Yeah, all
three of these episodes this week, the animation
was basically done by, like, the sea team, I
would say. Yeah, probably. What did you like
about this one? Basically just the things we
mentioned. I didn't have very many high beams
here. The giant pearls was a bit of a surprise
So I thought that was okay, even though as you
said we've seen it with some other cartoons It
wasn't something I was gonna dock points off
for and then again miles. He is just pure evil
I mean, he's using deception to trick this guy
into helping them out that's just what he does,
but But yeah, those are my high beams this week
Alright, let's go turn on the low beams. You
should be careful where you sit down. There's
still geyser activity in the area. We'll do Matt.
I'll go with Julio's firefly. Alright, for the
low beams. Bruce is now the Thunderhawk co -pilot
according to the computer. I know Bruce has been
in the Thunderhawk several times throughout the
series but I've never heard her mention him as
the co -pilot of any vehicle other than being
the pilot of Rhino and obviously Alex is the
systems commander of Rhino but it's like when
did that when did his status on the team change
I mean I That's a little strange. I don't know.
I'm not sure if she's used that terminology before
or not I'm thinking maybe but I can't recall
for certain Mayhem is so not smart enough for
a bluff like they tried to pull He's just not
that smart Scott really all of a sudden after
50 -something episodes now you're interested
in girls He's never shown interest in girls until
now and honestly, she ain't that damn cute at
all For you know his age. It's like oh god And
then animation era I noticed was Rax's mask goes
right through the pearls Like he falls or something
and the animation shows the pearl going straight
through his entire skull, masked off. I didn't
catch that. Yeah, I'll see if I can go back and
grab it to put it in the episode post if I remember.
What didn't you like about this one? I didn't
really write down much here. I just wrote down
one which is I just wasn't interested. in this
one from the beginning and it just it's another
one's episodes where it took a while to move
the plot forward and overall i just didn't care
yeah same here for me i'm going to give it a
two out of five it's there wasn't any Usually
when I give things like a one or a zero it's
stuff like what we had in episode 21 with the
whole Seatbelt thing and stuff like that, but
I mean this is it's mediocre at best. It's not
the worst At this point all of the rest of these
episodes unless they stand out could almost be
twos because it's just they're just there And
this is one of those ones where it's just there
What'd you rank it I ranked it one mass. We didn't
talk about the PSA, but it was about never lighting
a match. Yeah, they've used that same one said
different ways so many times. It's like, why
even bother? All right, we're going to move on
to the last episode of the day after this. That
was quite a performance. Well, when it comes
to climbing trees, no one can beat Black Fox.
I bet T -Bob can. Huh? We got a big competition
here. T -Bob, it's easy. Look at his boots. See?
They have spikes. Can T -Bob borrow them? Uh
-uh. You're not getting me in spiked heels. Not
without a matching handbag. Finally up today
is episode 56 from Mask Season 1, entitled Stone
Trees. mask member jock lefleur finds a stone
tree inscribed with strange symbols venom later
steals this tree hoping it will lead them to
a golden indian totem okay good night everybody
we're done that's it podcast over oh my god they're
back to try all right so let's see stone trees
uh I can't count plunder a glowworm grotto because
that technically wasn't a Well, it was a treasure
hunt episode, but it wasn't ain't like a gold
hunting episode and then we've got For you know
fog on Boulder Hill So whatever the last one
was before fog on Boulder Hill was so they went
like two and a half episodes Before going back
to the lame old treasure hunt plot. I Just wonder
what they're going to do with this I mean they're
after gold all the time and all these crazy devices.
I mean at least Cobra from GI Joe says they want
to take over the world that they're been on world
domination But we don't know what the end game
is here for venom No, I mean do they just want
to be rich do they want to take over a country
or they? Wanting to dominate the world I are
they wanting to just you know have some cash
and stock in case they have to fix their vehicles
again I mean, I don't know what they're doing
Yeah, I don't know what they're doing either
At all And this plot is so... Again, another
boring episode. Do you happen to know where we're
supposed to be located? Because, I mean, it didn't
say in the plot synopsis, I don't guess, but
I couldn't figure that out. It's some... And
the reason why is because when we start off,
we have these lumberjacks and they all have terrible
accents. And you can pick up on like, okay, you
know, this is the guy who voices Alex and this
is the guy who voices Bruce or something. But
they all have terrible accents and they all have
like foreign names. And it sounded to me like
they might be French. But then we see the Indian
carving. So we're obviously in North America
somewhere. Yeah, it was weird. I guess it's supposed
to be some amalgam of France and America all
in one. I don't know. I mean... It... Yeah, usually
they tell us where they're at. Yeah, usually
they do. No, never came up. I'm not even gonna
go to... I mean, we'll do high beams here. I
have two things written down, that's it. The
rest of it just... Ugh, God. T -Bob voided his
own warranty. Oh, God. It's just such a bad,
bad joke. I think the reason why we're assuming
that it's a French episode is because there's
a new French mask team member in Jock, or maybe
we've seen Jock before, I just don't remember
him. Yeah, we've seen him before. Apparently,
I didn't see enough of him because I completely
forgot who he was. That's how forgettable some
of these characters are. Maybe they're French
-American Indians, so maybe we're in Canada.
I don't know. Maybe we're in Quebec. I don't
know. Oh, Lord. Did you have anything that you
liked about this one? Yeah, there were a few
things. First of all, I wanted to point out that
we've been seeing some of the M .A .S .K. team
members called, and we get to see what they're
doing at the time. And sometimes we see that,
sometimes we don't. And then this one, when Brad
gets called... they mentioned that he is a rock
star and it almost cuts the transition to the
scene after that doesn't look like it's going
to show us what he's doing at the time he gets
called like it's just transitioning transitioning
into the next scene that moves the plot forward
or something, but we actually do get to see what's
happening with him. There are these girls outside
his dressing room or something going crazy. But
I just wanted to point out that the transition
in that scene was different than what we've seen
before, where it's basically just a cut. This
was different. I like the comment that Matt made
about T -Bob climbing up the tree. T -Bob's scaling
up the tree, and he says, T -Bob gets dizzy just
going up an escalator. I thought that was pretty
funny. And actually there were some good attempts
at humor here without using puns all the time.
So that was a refreshing change. Matt goes all
dukes of hazard on this one in Thunderhawk. So
there are these trees falling down behind Thunderhawk
and they're afraid they're gonna get crushed.
So Matt's like racing going as fast as he can
and then all of a sudden we see this law rolling
towards Thunderhawk. You know Matt glances over
to the right and he sees this log sitting there
So he just like drives over and hits it and next
thing you know he's driving on two wheels to
avoid the rolling log So yeah, that was a Duke's
of hazard moment But I really and it was kind
of surprising because I really thought okay.
He's going to transform Thunderhawk so I can
fly and he'll just fly over this log So it wasn't
how I thought they were gonna get out of that
mess Then miles again just just being nasty here.
He's just such an evil jerk He says something
to this guy one of the lumberjacks. I think it
was It's something like if I were going to pay
you what you're worth. I get change back for
my dollar Because the guy's complaining that
he's not getting paid enough, so I thought that
was great So yeah some good good attempts at
humor in this one and then To spoil the ending
for everybody. It's it's funny that the uh, the
totem isn't gold after all it's amber Yeah, so
it's worthless Yep Which is actually a low beam
but I just thought it was nice that it wasn't
gold and you know that the the mask team members
didn't have to somehow Get it from venom venom
is just like okay. Just leave it. Let's get out
of here yeah and let's just go ahead and transition
into low beams because the whole episode the
first i don't know five ten minutes we see this
strange guy sneaking around and spying on everybody
and i'm like who the hell is that guy and then
i realized oh it's just a random character thrown
in to spy for venoms like seriously really they
could god i mean at least with the other like
the um The Irish episode at least that guy at
least they introduced us to him without just
having some stranger running around the forest
You know yeah, but again these people are I I
have no idea What was going on with the staff
that worked on this show at the time because
it's like oh my god, so lazy Again another episode
where it takes 13 minutes to have venom show
up Yeah, I actually counted it took them 13 12
and a half minutes of this first episode of this
episode of this last episode of the day here
is like either Scott and T Bob or assembling
the team or having some mystery about these trees
that still I Exactly that that was one of my
points as well in the low beams that I was going
to get to is that You know, let's get on with
the plot already I mean, this is another episode
where it took them a long time to bring venom
into it. And then also it took, you said 13 minutes
before venom showed up. Well, it took a six minutes
to actually get to the point of the plot. Like
what is actually going on here? What's the big
deal with these trees and the carvings and all
that? It shouldn't take that long to get this
episode going. I mean, by this point, I'm, you
know, I'm ready to just go outside and play.
And we are children from the 80s, ladies and
gentlemen. Not a lot of us went outside and played.
We were inside watching cartoons all day. But
yeah, I mean this one was just so boring. Really,
really was. For me, the only reason why this
does not get a zero is the fact that you have
T -Bob making the joke. about his warranty so
again as much as I bag on t -bob at least he
made one joke that I actually laughed at so I'm
gonna give it a one out of five masks what about
you yeah I'm not too far off from that I'm going
to give it a two again one of the other things
here Matt can just analyze damage to a log and
he can tell that it's cut by scorpion one of
the venom vehicles Yeah, that's they're reaching
Yes, yes, they are All right, we're gonna take
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It's PSA time, ladies and gentlemen. Take it
away, Tim. Okay, so plastic bags are not toys
was the message and that's fine. But again, why
are we treating T -Bob as if he's human and he
can breathe? He is the one that ends up wearing
the plastic bag and Scott has to tell him, no,
T -Bob, don't do that. It's not a toy. You could
suffocate. Why isn't T -Bob or why isn't Scott
wearing the bag and T -Bob giving us the message?
You know, who even? Got a look at my DVD said
who the hell even did this damn series? Because
was this Deke because if this was Deke then holy
crap they don't It looks like a cartoon, but
they don't have the Deke thing at the end Yeah,
cuz I know this wasn't I know mask was not Sunbow
thank God cuz at least Sunbow would have done
something you know Good with this cartoon home
but You know, this is one of those things where
it just is. Oh my god It's like they don't care
about like the the the PSAs are like so second
-rate and so just there I mean some of them make
a lot of sense and Some of them absolutely do
not whatsoever. Okay, this was produced by Deke
Yeah, well whoever was whoever deep had working
on this show oh God no wonder deep didn't last
too long after this because holy crap It's just
you're reminding me of the deep animation, so
I I thought it was but it just didn't have that
You know that bit of animation at the very end.
You know yeah Yeah, yeah the logo. Yeah, I Mean
we've tried to find out who who has worked on
this show and whatever else and we have I mean
once once we throw in the last disc of the set
and watch the bonus features before we talk about
When we get to episode 30 of the podcast When
we talk about the bonus features I'm sure I'll
have some names by then because I know that Brian
Ward did interviews with several of the staff
people that were on this show but I just Can't
help but say it again. Ladies and gentlemen.
This is the worst action cartoon of the entire
1980s decade It just is I'm sorry it is Yeah,
I mean we talked about this earlier Even off
-air, you know how we've watched a lot of 80s
cartoons I mean you've done a lot for the GCR
in even but even outside of that I know you've
watched you watched a lot of cartoons and I have
a lot of old cartoon sets as well that I've watched
and this is one that's it's hard to get through
it just doesn't have something that makes you
want to come back and watch it I mean yeah I
mean it has something it has the cool vehicles
but the characters are just flat the the plots
are just redundant it's just hard to to come
back and watch it you know week after week I
can see like this being okay If you're a kid
and okay, it's 65 episodes and you know it it
it plays For what 13 weeks, you know, it's on,
you know five days a week and okay, you know
Maybe you watch it occasionally and have a good
time watching it Just to see the vehicles and
whatnot, but it's not a show that I think many
kids will want to come back to day after day
And you know looking throughout this entire 65
75 episode run to this point we're at we we just
did episodes 54 to 56 so worth at the end of
this podcast episode here we're 56 out of 75
episodes in I Don't remember any of them being
multi -part story arcs. And again, this is Deke,
so I don't know. I mean, I know Deke when they
eventually would do Captain Planet. They had
a couple of multi -part episodes, but I don't
know the whole history of Deke's animation other
than usually when I just see the little insignia
at the end of a cartoon. But Mask, this could
have really benefited from getting an actual
writer to come in. I'm not saying these people
that wrote for the show are not actual writers
But actually getting a good writer to come in
and write a multi -part art, you know Yeah, I'm
trying to think of a decent title here like,
you know, I Don't know just you know, just The
house of Shakodi part one and part two from he
man the message universe or you know something.
Yeah where you know As much as people hate the
last three episodes of Transformers, but rebirth.
I mean, you know, something that has an overarching
story that isn't... This has gone, ladies and
gentlemen, I haven't even, this entire episode
I have not said anything about villain of the
week. This has gone beyond just being a straight
-up villain of the week, straight episode, because
let's face it. Even when they tried to give us
villains of the week it only turned out to be
a lackey of miles mayhem Or you know somebody
miles was using I mean, it's all the villain
is always gonna be mayhem I wish there was you
know something more I mean at least with Jim
and the holograms They had the misfits for the
first two and a half seasons and the misfits
were still there in season three But then they
added, you know riot and in the stingers and
that you know that there was a whole other You
know tension You know, and it's like, this show
is just... This show is like eating a bland bowl
of soup. Chicken noodle soup without the chicken,
honestly. It just... Oh, God. I don't know. Any
final thoughts before I close this one out? I
think you've pretty much said it. Yeah. Uh, next
week... Next time around when we come back there
will be an incident in Istanbul And then we will
be going to the creeping desert and finally next
time we will meet the Scarlet Empress I bet two
out of the three of those are our treasure hunts
guaranteed. Yeah, that's a bet. I'm not gonna
take So yeah, all right thank you for joining
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