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Joker Review and Retro Internet Nostalgia

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different. And I'm trying hard not to laugh at
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use like church. It's all church terms. It's
like, really? You're going to swear by quoting
the Bible at me? Go get them. Anyway, so. You
guys just got back from or at least Mike did
just got back from a particular film that's very
controversial on the Twitter sphere right now.
Yep. Wow. A lot of hot takes on this one. I just
got back from the first showing of Todd Phillips.
Joker that's right. The same guy who directed
old school in the hangover. See that's what I
was wondering I thought it was the comedy director
Well what happened and just to preface this before
you guys get into it He he more or less said
because of all the Attacks on comedians and anything
that was, you know, totally okay ten years ago
He went for an ultra dark very serious version
of the Joker and a movie in general, just because
he purposely made it so that it wasn't fun, was
basically what he said in an interview because
of how everybody's quick to destroy anything
that happens in the media now. Well, he's kind
of earned his chops now Like I said, he may have
started out doing all those kind of comedies,
but then he produced a stars -born so Bradley
Cooper helped him produce this movie and the
best way to describe Joker without going in the
spoilers It's taxi driver, but with the Joker
the Martin Scorsese influence is very apparent
and that's not a bad thing I've seen the shots
comparing them side by side Yeah, this movie
will have a lot of conversation in the mental
health field for years to come. And this movie
will be discussed for a very long time. It's
a good movie. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Joaquin
Phoenix is great in it. A lot of the supporting
cast are great. Robert De Niro is great. But
the big question is, is this movie dangerous
in a sense? And I'm going to say Probably. And
here's why. It does make sympathetic a guy who's
had been kicked and beaten and basically those
lonely incel type people, those weirdos, it does
make them sympathetic. There's a point where
you shouldn't be sympathetic with them, but you
can kind of see where the dude's coming from.
And that's not necessarily a good thing. So.
There was things that were sent out by the Department
of Defense in the United States and the New York
Police Department has sent undercover officers
a certain screenings because there was quote
-unquote credible threats on the dark web about
shootings happening at Joker screenings and If
something doesn't happen in the next few weeks,
I wouldn't be surprised. I really wouldn't be
considering stuff, bad stuff happens all the
time now. Wait, if something doesn't happen,
you wouldn't be surprised? Or if something happens,
you wouldn't be surprised? If something happens,
I wouldn't be surprised. Well, and the thing
is, is the last two times we had something that
had the Joker, whether it was the Heath Ledger
film, where the guy went into the theater, you
know, and kind of went bananas dressed as the
Joker. That was 2012, and that was the Dark Knight
Rises with the park. It was in Parkland, Colorado,
I think. Yeah, the guy was all armored up. Which
that theater said they're not showing it because
that would be bad taste. And Warner Brothers
was like, yeah, OK, we get that. For me, sorry,
I don't mean to interrupt, but it's been on my
mind all day when I've been seeing people talk
about it. Okay, people are looking for a scapegoat.
These people are looking for a reason to do these
things, and they're attaching themselves to even
the most simple and stupid things. If it wasn't
this film, it would be another film. Something
else. This isn't the reason. I think bringing
this to attention and all the critics saying
this was going to cause a problem, that's what's
enticing them. Had they said nothing, Nothing
would have happened. Well, there is something
a friend of mine he works and that I can agree
with There's a friend of mine who works with
a fairly large radio station in Toronto and he's
friends with a Fairly prominent film critic and
the film critic had said it's probably the most
dangerous movie he's ever seen and it probably
shouldn't have been made That sounds pretty dramatic.
I've seen it. That is pretty dramatic to say
that But I could see the right person in the
wrong frame of mind seeing this you know what
I'm trying to say here Mm -hmm. It's just it's
a good movie if you take it as a movie as you
take this as Literally as part of the Joker's
whole thing is like I think from the killing
joke all it takes is one bad day So to speak
and I wonder if that will kind of give someone
their one bad day, but we'll have to wait and
see what happens. I hope I'm wrong. You know
what would give it? You know what should be causing
more of these incel crazy, you know, but see,
people was like, oh, they're loser people. It's
not that people that are mentally ill, people
that are entitled to think that they expect for
whatever reason, they're like, I deserve better.
Well, you have to earn things. You don't get
them for free. And there's also a harsh reality.
Some people are just never going to be good enough
for certain things No, there's nothing in this
world that says everything has to be equal and
everybody deserves happiness everybody you have
to earn it and if there are going to be people
that are just better than you at everything and
If you were coddled and told your whole life
that you're special and then you find out you're
not and then you feel entitled That's on you.
It's not the world's fault. Well, it's funny
how you mentioned I was watching a George Carlin
special on Amazon this past week, and he actually
did talk on this. We're part of the helicopter
generation right now, where parents are like,
you're special, everybody's special, blah, blah,
blah, blah. And he made two points. At what age
do you stop becoming special? and people are
told, you're no longer a loser. He's like, don't
worry little Jimmy, you're just the last winner.
That doesn't work. It doesn't. I mean, honestly,
and I agree to this, sometimes losing builds
character. Adversity makes you a better person.
It's just like when you don't know how to do
something and you get raped over the coals for
it, for instance, and you know, it's a learning
experience. Yeah. I mean, there's a great quote
from Adventure Time. It's said by Jake the dog
to Finn, and he says something along the lines
of, you know what? Sucking at something is kind
of the first step at getting good at something.
You have to try. And here's the thing. And if
you try and try and try and still fail, you know
what? Move on to something else because sometimes
You're just never going to be good at that or
like being told your whole life that you're special.
And then you decide that, oh, I'm never going
to bathe. I'm never going to work on my appearance.
I'm never going to work on my manners, my personability.
I'm never going to work on being outgoing. I'm
going to be super introverted. How come no women
or men like me? Well, because there are no social
skills because you have no social skills. Exactly.
And and if you look at the people that are doing
and perpetrating these, they're under 30. At
the very most, they're under 35. It is the late
80s to early 90s and onward helicopter parent,
no child left behind. Nobody's allowed to fail
at school. Everybody's a winner. There's no spelling
bees. You can't get an F. And you fall upwards.
If you cry, we'll make it better by fixing it
because we don't want you to cry. You can't be
disciplined. You can't be... And I'm not advocating
you don't hit your kids. You don't do that. You
don't do anything of that. But there has to be
consequences for reasonable discipline. And you
have to be accountable for things that happen.
You can't blame go around the world blaming everybody
else because, you know, I would be personally
I would say that this movie shouldn't be the
cause or even the reason that somebody would
go crazy. If this was a just world, what would
be making people go crazy and shooting people
would be people that accidentally catch an episode
of Young Sheldon like something that inane and
stupid and ridiculous and pointless and just
horrifying That should be what causes people
to go crazy It should be like snap and be like
I'm gonna kill everybody in Hollywood. It shouldn't
be a Deep connected character. The reason that
they might go crazy. They're not even getting
the message. The message is Look at what this
person is. Look at what they've done. Look at
this. Oh, it's like life can get you down life
in kitchen You know what? You know what you do?
Maybe Move out of Gotham. Move out of Gotham
and go somewhere else. Oh, my life sucks. Everybody
hates me in New York City. I'm beat up and I'm
nobody. Okay, you're a nobody in New York City.
Move to Kansas and become a somebody. Why do
you have to lash out at the world? Because things
don't go the way you want them to go. There are
opportunities all around the world to do things,
to be a good person, to make a difference. So
you're so sexually frustrated you can't get anybody,
okay? Maybe that's not something you should focus
on right now. Focus on becoming a better person.
There was something that I saw, and it's not
related to Joker, but sort of side adjacent to
that, since we're talking about these incel types.
um there's this movement i saw this was a conversation
held on my facebook a couple of weeks ago and
i couldn't believe that we're not naming names
right yeah we are not naming names but basically
if it's on your facebook you can probably guess
who the people are Well, it was weird because
I've seen this this term pop up on Twitter and
Facebook but I didn't know what it was until
I actually watched one of the YouTube videos
and Wow, that was a trip down a dark friggin
hole. Um, it's called men going their own way
Oh, I know exactly who you're talking about and
I'm like, oh my god Is this the person that just
mysteriously stopped posting They've been posting
recently, but then they posted some political
stuff. And I said, you post that again, you get
one warning, man. And that's it. OK, so this
is the person that you were like, I can't believe
I saw something so incredibly stupid. My brain
just broke. And they're like, anybody we know?
And then it's like, yeah, you. But yeah. Is it
that person? To get to the point of what I'm
trying to say he's just avoiding it all together
because it is To get to get to the focus point
of what I'm trying to say. It's this weird anti
-feminist Mindset to the point where it's so
Regressive where it's comical like you people
believe you know it pathetic losers can't blame
the Jews They can't blame the this they can't
blame that the regular scapegoats that have always
been done for the last 200 years They gotta push
it off onto somebody else. Who's left? Women.
We gotta hate women because it's the women's
fault. Yeah, I'm just reading and listening to
this stuff. I'm about to say, man, no wonder
people are getting radicalized. Like, that's
nuts. People are crazy. It's like, oh, it used
to be the scapegoats were always, you know, they
would pick a minority or they would pick, you
know, it's like... World War II and everything.
It's like, oh, we picked the Jews as a scapegoat
because, well, they were smart and owned a bunch
of businesses and were good at making money.
And we didn't like that. So we're just going
to point it at them and say, they're the cause
of all of our problems. OK. Well, then later
on, it was all the gay bashings that were happening
in the 60s and 70s. And it's like, well, now
they're a protected class. And it's been part
of the public zeitgeist now to be OK with that
and be OK with everything. And you can't say
anything bad about anybody. So you know what?
we're just going to say f it and now it's all
going to be we hate women because because all
these problems didn't happen in my dad's and
grandfather's day when they did well you know
what didn't happen back then people were you
know suppressed oppressed and you know what used
to happen back then too men used to have heart
attacks at like 40 and die on a regular basis
because of the stress that they went through
let alone the like ptsd that women would get
from the guys like being overbearing and and
like you know, shaking their empty glass to get
people to fill it, that sort of stuff, like that
ridiculous bullshit. Yeah, like, it's so weird
just to see that this mindset has survived in
the 2019. And the one thing is, it's a pushback.
It's like they're pushing back so far. And they're
like, they're like, women don't want me because
they have power. So I don't want them to have
power. So they have to want me. And that's all
I can think of people. That's the only reason
I can give them doing it. Well, I think I think
to a lot of people just have to screw loose nowadays
and think that they're entitled for everything.
That's true. And because it kind of goes back
to that coddling thing that it kind of boils
down to the garbage we were fed in the 90s. You
know, like, yeah. Oh, sugar is good for you.
Milk's good for you. You know, you don't need
to go outside. Well, you know, or the campaigns
of just say no to drugs. So your solution is
just say no, even though that's never worked
in the history of time. Yeah. And so like, it's
all these stupid things that we were fed, though.
And that's why there's so much of an overload
of everything now is everybody doesn't know how
to cope with anything because we really weren't
taught how to deal with anything. We were just
fed, you know, whatever they wanted on TV and
whatever they wanted on commercials. And we were,
you know, told in a certain way back then. And
unless you had your head screwed on tight, that
was the only way you were able to make it out
of that. I mean, otherwise, you're you're one
of these screwed up people that are kind of going
around feeling entitled and damaged. And yeah,
sometime in the 80s, like it's people want to
blame a political thing like Reagan or that.
It's not sometime in the 80s, sometime in the
early 80s. It became not OK to be individualistic.
it's not okay to have independent thought to
teach each kid, each kid learns at a different
pace or have a parent, you know, make sure that
a kid is doing well in school. When schools drop
the ball by not allowing kids to fail or not,
like now they all have their individual education
plans. But all that is, is a list of things that,
oh, this kid, let's be honest here. This kid
is too dumb to learn this. So they're not going
to learn this and we're going to move them forward.
Not we're going to find a different way for them
to learn the same thing. Yeah. And that's, and
that's the thing is, is they want to do the one
size fits all factory model of everything for
people. And people are so polarizingly different
that you cannot do that. You, you have to, I
mean, it's not like pumping out cars at General
Motors where everyone's going to turn out basically
the same with a different paint job. It's you,
you have different people that have different
learning capabilities. Like I'm a visual learner.
If I'm not physically doing whatever it is, I'm
not going to pick it up. It's like reading a
math book that teaches me absolutely nothing.
A teacher running their mouth telling me how
to do it, absolutely nothing. If somebody shows
me how to do it, I can pick it up. And that's
my method. My brother is book smart. He can,
through osmosis, touch the book and know what
it is. But it doesn't mean that he's got the
street capability to do it. It just means that
he knows what the process is. It doesn't mean
that he can do it. Whereas I can do it, but I
don't know what the process is. I just know how
to do it. Yeah, my brother's way was always he
could read a book or hear an audio or hear the
lecture, and he would get it. For me, I had to
do two ways. I had to see it done, and then I
would have to do the tactile. I'd have to physically
do it three or four times. Once I got it, I got
it perfect. And I could do it every single time
after that. And it may not have been necessarily
the method they wanted done in the book. But
as long as you showed your work, if you had a
good teacher, they would give you full marks.
But now I hear things like, oh, you don't even
if you don't show your work, they'll give you
full marks because they're afraid of getting
in trouble for not seeing. They don't do that
really here in the US. And that's what they do
is like I've seen my nephew and the work that
he gets and if he does it a different. way and
has a different method of getting to the same
answer. And this even happened to my friend in
college like six, seven years ago. And if they
had a different way of doing it, they would mark
you down just because you didn't do it their
way. Like even though you had the correct answer,
you didn't follow their structure of doing it
because they changed every few years. Government
intervention. So yeah like from from the time
I was in high school I came in I started in oh
one and like 9 -eleven happened like the second
week of school So everything changed then the
way the school policies were but also I was there
in a transitional time by the time I left school
they had changed everything like after grade
12 where You didn't have to do any assignments
or work if you had nothing handed in you had
until the last week of school to hand in every
assignment and you could and the teacher would
have to mark it and if uh you know and if you
failed if you got like a passing mark was 55
percent but if you got 40 if you got 45 percent
or higher they would bump you to 55 and that
was not like that when i started high school
it was you you passed or you failed and then
you do it immediately but they they just got
to the point here where they started mirroring
what they were doing in the states because they
found a way to save money that way here because
budget cuts kept happening. And it's like, you
see the kids that left high school five years
now and 10 years or more after I left high school.
And to be honest, they're dumb. And it's not
a capacity issue. You know, a lot of these kids
are smart enough to get it, but they've never
had to work for it. So because they've never
had to work for it, there's an entitlement issue.
And then on top of that, they think that they
have this moral high ground. the whole safe space
thing. It's more of an issue in the universities
in the states than it is here, but it does happen
here. Openly mocking professors, campaigning
to get their jobs taken away because they don't
feel safe in the school. I think that's a little
baloney. Like the, oh, the safe spaces thing.
Like, and you know what? Okay, guys, guys, guys.
All right. Explain to me, in your own words,
what do you define as a safe space? So a safe
space for me would be a safe that is, sorry,
a space that is free of crime. You're free to
walk around without the fear of a crime happening,
being perpetrated to or around you that would
put you in danger. Also, a safe space would be
free to express who you are, but consider this,
free to express who you are means you can be
gay, straight, whatever you want, whatever your
orientation is, it also means that it's safe
for everybody else. So if they don't maybe necessarily
understand what you are, it doesn't mean you
can lash out, attack, or demean or destroy the
character of somebody else because they don't
understand your personal position. It means that
everybody is safe, not just a protected group.
Okay, Steve, what about you? That's basically
what I was going for is because like I'm... Like,
yeah, I don't I don't care if somebody's gay,
straight, whatever, you know, it doesn't bother
me as long as they're not trying to push it on
me or, you know, my kids or anything like that.
Like, as long as they stay in their safe bubble,
you know, to themselves, that's fine, because
like the same those same people don't want me
like I'm Christian. So I don't you know, I get
it. They don't necessarily want me coming after
him with the Bible either. So if they approach
me and are like, hey, what's the deal with this?
Then that's an open ground to have a conversation.
But to openly go after somebody because they
have a different set of beliefs or a different
set of whatever it may be that they're comfortable
with, I agree with Alex on that. It should be
completely safe for anybody to coexist. open
conversation. So what I'm hearing is safe spaces
should not be weaponized. Exactly. Correct. And
that's what we're trying to get. Yes. And to
add to that, safe space and freedom of speech
and freedom of expression. What that means is
that any expression is free as long as it's not
inciting violence. So the problem is hate. How
do you define hate? Well, there's a very specific
constitutional definition. Well, the issue has
become, at least in Canada, that hate speech
is defined differently depending on the group
you're a part of. There are certain groups right
now that actually have protected rights that
everybody else does not have. Mm -hmm and and
Without going further into like legal mumbo -jumbo
behind it. It's no longer Equal free rights.
It's it's people have elevated status and it's
it's sort of it's a pendulum effect It's gone
a certain way beyond now and it's like well now
you have to walk on eggshells because if you
say something that is Interpreted as hate even
if it's not it can even be asking a question
They have zero tolerance policies on that before
they even question you So that is where you're
having the balance has gone the wrong way. Now,
when I say freedom of speech, I mean, anything
should be allowed to go. You know, you want to
make a parody school group that parodies the,
you know, a certain other group. You're allowed
to do that. Or if you want, if the school, you
know, you have all these protests and they're
like protesting, you know, somebody who's like
a very leftist person is protesting this certain
thing. Well, then that also means that if you
want to protest abortion, you should be allowed
to too. Because you should have the right to
protest, you should have the right to speak any
way you want. And you should not, it's like,
oh, these people are bad. They're not allowed
to have the same rights I'm allowed to have when
it comes to protesting. And you're finding it's
going too far in one direction now, the opposite
way. So, you know, I have some of the sickest
sense of humor out there and everything is fair
game for me. I've always subscribed to the South
Park method of of comedy, it's like if you're
going to call out one group and make fun of it,
you have to be able to call out everybody. It's
all or nothing. So either we have truly open
free speech or we don't have any at all. No,
I agree. That being said, again, you have to,
if the onus is on you, if what you're saying
is with a malicious intent to purposely incite
violence against a certain person or group, then
it becomes criminal. If your protest is, let's
say, okay, let's say your protest is, I don't
like transgender people. If you're somebody who's
like so super against it and you have all your
reasons, you have the right and you should have
the right to be able to express that. But as
soon as you say, we need to get rid of all of
them, we have to do something now. That is where
you've gone and step over the line of when you're
trying to arm Turn it into a personal army instead
of just having an opinion if you're if but if
your speakers corner You know, I'm standing on
the podium soapbox and you're saying I don't
like this I need to have a debate or I'm saying
I don't like this. Here are my reasons. I don't
like this You should be allowed to do that You
just have to know how to moderate yourself and
what you're saying so that you're not going to
incite violence and that's basically what I would
in my mind that a safe space is a safe space
for all to say that uh without fear of repercussions
well it's like it's like saturday night live
technically that should technically be banned
because they're making fun of everybody well
i i have gotten to the point now where i can't
watch saturday night live the entire thing is
trump it's too political it's so boring now it's
funny when you it hasn't been good for years
yeah well it has been good in the last four years
people I haven't really, really liked it in 15
or more. But to be honest, I flipped it on the
other night and I'm watching and I'm going, it's
just, it's Trump joke after Trump joke. Every
show does the same thing. Because it's hardcore,
like everybody's on the attack Trump train and
it's gotten old. It's not funny. It's not like
the Clinton jokes that they used to have. I'm
going to say in quotes with the exception of
Keenan. Yeah, because Keenan's good. Other than
Keenan, there is not a single funny person on
there. And I don't know if Lorne Michaels has
just completely lost it, or if nobody wants to
be on there anymore and they want to do their
own thing. Isn't Bill Hader still on there? No,
they all left. Like, all the old cast is gone.
They left like six, seven years ago. Yeah, like,
the only reason Keenan's still there is because
I don't think there's anything else that he can
actually... Keenan is there because he checks
off a couple boxes. He checks off minority, he
checks off... We always have to have a big guy.
They've always... Lorne has always had this thing
where he has to have a big guy on cast. Ever
since, you know. And he's not all that big anymore.
Like, he has lost some. No, but like, they're
like, he... They check off, with Saturday Night
Live, the last 20 years, they have a checklist
of demographics they want to cover. And he covers
a few, plus he's funny and he's still willing
to be there. Like, but everybody else... They've
all left. If you look, not a single person on
that cast, not even, not a single one, will ever
be famous for anything else. They're not good
enough to spin off. And... I looked at them like,
why is this show on? Because now they're no longer
catering to the wide audience they used to. They're
catering and pandering to a very niche specific
audience. And that's what all these late night
shows are doing. I can barely watch any of them
anymore because that's all it is. And they've
politicized themselves to death and they're all
taking super ridiculous left stances. And the
funny thing is I'm a very left leaning person.
I'm a very liberal. Um, you know, I have I have
asked but again, I have aspects of myself that
would be more conservative because Nobody is
one specific thing. Everybody's on a spectrum
and everybody has little topics that they're
one way or the other on but it seems like television
has gone so one extreme and then Talk radio has
gone such to the other extreme. There's no in
-between anymore The only thing we get in between
is like maybe like streaming movies and that's
about it because there really is other than podcasts
What do we have anymore that is truly moderate
and not pandering to people? I would say we don't
pander. We give our opinions and they can be
wildly on the different fences, but we still
respect each other. I think right now you're
watching a cultural shift happen in real time.
You're watching very much a culture war. As you
said, it's the pendulum. It swings both ways.
We're in for a big shift in the next couple of
years. It's going to get politically probably
more... There's going to be backlash leaning
to the right, but what you're going to get is
you're going to get this thing swinging so far
away from PC that we go full South Park where
they're completely... People say they're libertarian.
It's not that. It's open season for anything.
we're gonna go sort of back to where it was in
the mid to late 90s but even more extreme because
people are okay with swearing and and It's like
the internet has opened the gates, you know,
and it's gonna be insane in the next three to
five years Well, I I definitely agree with that
statement I was reading something earlier today.
I can't find it. I thought I had it saved somewhere
Maybe I still do But anyways, they they were
stating more or less that that exact statement
in the fact that everything goes in a cycle and
we're kind of in that like 80s like nothing's
okay to talk about you know you got to be super
like careful and then you know like you said
it's going to go back to the 90s where everything
is kind of all over the place and it's it's already
leaning that direction because people are getting
so tired of it of the PC culture And I noticed
it a few years ago when it kind of started kicking
in. Because I was saying some some key things
and people were like, I hate you. You're evil.
Blah, blah, blah. And it's like it's my opinion.
Like I'm not going to change it because you're
whiny. Like good. Like because you know what?
I lost 50 percent of my Facebook friends about
seven years ago when somebody posted. Be careful
telling this story. I'm going to tell it anyway.
Because it's intense. It's not that intense.
Is it intense for me? Probably not. But it's
intense for you. If you're listening to readers
digest version. Okay, so a teacher I really didn't
like that was just a horrible teacher in the
fourth grade found out that people said, Oh,
I didn't know she had passed away. And they're
like, how did it happen? Well, she was in a car
crash and got her head chopped off. And I said,
All I posted was, good, I'm glad she's dead.
And you should have seen what happened to me.
Because apparently she became a saint when she
died. And I was like, no, I'm not changing my
opinion because I didn't like her. I'm glad she's
dead. People are now safer because of this. And
I lost like 200 people. I can't believe you.
And these are people that didn't like her. But
because publicly they had to pretend she was
a saint. And so my response was, well, if you
don't like my opinion, you don't like who I am,
then you obviously don't know me that well. And
I don't say that lightly about just anybody.
It's like somebody has to be an abhorrent person
that is not good in my eyes. Like I wouldn't
just be like, you know, somebody randomly passes
away and I'm gonna just tear them to shreds.
This was a person that caused harm, more harm
than good to anybody. And it was a good thing
that she died in a horrible way. And I found
it hilarious. And people did not like that at
all. So there um yeah, that's the cliff nuts
version so Moving on to other things since we
were kind of how the hell do you segue out of
that? Very carefully I have many stories like
that well, so anyways I was I was doing some
research more or less. I was going through my
Pixel phone because it gives me updates from
Google on you know my Whatever sites I go to
you know so for instance I've got a bunch of
Star Trek stuff and tech things that pop up all
the time And you know how Google and all this
other garbage so there was an article from Screen
Rant and I don't know if you guys noticed me
posting this the other day I It has to do with
with writers paying attention to what they're
actually writing and proofing what they write
because you can clearly tell that and this isn't
just geek sites like this is regular mainstream
media too but geek sites are getting notoriously
lazy with their articles for a variety of reasons
because one they're trying to keep constantly
in people's eyes and two because they just they
have nothing better to post about any at any
given point so they all recycle crap that everybody
knows or has heard of or trying to jump on the
bandwagons because something's hot again such
as like Star Trek. I've noticed like everybody's
posting articles about it all of a sudden because
oh Picard show data Picard you know and and so
I was having field day with this particular one
because it said you know the the Star Trek data
fan theory is confirmed or or whatever. I made
the kind of snide remark on Twitter about might
want to double check your writers I know it's
pop culture and ultimately doesn't matter but
some facts are wrong for instance on number three,
they they stated that data would eventually malfunction
and I'm gonna read what they wrote just see if
you can find what's wrong with it in the sentence
and They you know, this is where he malfunctioned
in one of the films and it and it says just like
in any computer viruses can wreak havoc on data's
delicate system just one can significantly damage
his neural net greatly limiting his ability to
function the systems can also overload the power
surge blah blah blah when he activated his emotion
chip in star trek nemesis and i'm like that's
from generation that's a fact check well that's
a fact check but they they're terrible at it
I've noticed a lot of sites are getting really
sloppy with that. They had a picture of Genesis.
That's that's the number one thing that that
threw me because they had nemesis in there. Then
they continue and they they then then they say
data unaccustomed to what it felt like to suddenly
feel emotions like any other member of the crew
didn't know how to control them when he couldn't
suppress them in situations when emotions were
useless. You get into situations where they crippled
them, such as when he coward helplessly while
Geordi got abducted by the Borg. And this person
was recounting the movies from memory Yeah, well
not to mention when they're talking about eventually
how he'll fail doesn't his internal battery and
like a power system isn't he supposed to be good
for like Not a million years isn't it a couple
thousand years. He's supposed to be good for
a couple millennia. Yeah, well and the thing
is is They not only named Nemesis in the emotion
chip thing when it should have said Genesis,
you know, Genesis generations, but they also
said abducted by the Borg and it was abducted
by Soren and the Klingons. Like, how do you get
those two things? Because those are they mix
three films into one film that had nothing to
do with it. And which made me laugh. And only
one of those films is like. good yeah well first
contact is good and generations is good depending
on what you're watching of it like i i like the
crossover bits with picard and kirk just because
it was a nice it would have been so much better
if the movie had ended and gynan given a speech
about how um time doesn't work the way you think
it does because they said the time doesn't work
that so in in the current timeline uh Kirk's
dead, but in reality, he's still technically
in the Nexus. Yeah. So that would have been a
nice nod, kind of leaving it open that, hey,
we could pull them any time. Yeah, because that
would have solved, what, like 30 years now of
people arguing. Oh, yeah, for sure. So then they
go on to another part of this, and this is number
10 on their list. And then they said, you know,
unlike with humans, Data's consciousness can
be stored. All of his memories can be, you know,
and these are Very written like somebody's robotic
like they don't even watch the show for the most
part Just in the way we got it It's probably
got a sign to some relatively low -level question
or someone who doesn't care question one or two
Is it just copy and pasted from other sites and
put together into their own articles because
I've seen that see that to to is somebody who's
not a native english speaker working in india
as like a Under a pseudonym and i've seen this
where they'll do that india or china and they're
basically paid to write bs articles to then up
their rankings on alexa Or and this is like it's
ridiculous. Well, and i'll get to that next because
that's that's a whole nother Can of worms with
the the guest posting and everything else. Um
So anyways, they say you know Because they're
talking about data and in in glimpses of them
in Picard and says the series looks cool for
Captain Picard's journey to boldly go over no
one has gone before 20 years after his time leading
the enterprise D It remains to be seen if it's
the real data or something different. Well one
he's an admiral now and to this enterprise II
Know or how about? How about leave it to Steve
to be only person the only Star Trek nerd to
be pissed off about this? Well, it's problem.
The problem is these are the sites that that
people are supposed to be reputable people Yeah,
Screen Rant should have a reputation and usually
does for quality content people under people
that are like there's two generations of Millennials
I mentioned it's people born in the 80s and people
born in the 90s Even though technically we should
be Jen if you're 80 should be like Jen why like
we're in between generations, but People born
from 1990 onward that only know days where the
internet existed Believe stupid shit a lot easier
because they didn't have to read it in magazines
or papers or books Anybody can write anything
and they believe it and it's just it's just how
it is and how it gets believed more is These
sites then proliferate their info by cross -referencing
each other without actually giving an original
source. one of my favorite sites for this and
I have to call them out specifically because
Occasionally they'll get one or two things right,
but I think it's more luck than anything else
It's a site called we got this covered calm the
amount of rumors these guys post like one of
the more one of the most ridiculous ones I've
seen recently is Marvel wants John Bernthal and
Charlie Cox or turn us the Punisher and Daredevil
in the MCU. Okay, that may be a possibility But
considering they want to bring back all the Marvel
characters that existed on Netflix, Mike Colter
has a new show called Evil right now. And I don't
know how it's doing, but let's presume that gets
picked up for a full season. You're gonna have
to do some pretty fancy contract negotiating
to get him out to do this So i'm not seeing a
defender's type show happening But the point
i'm trying to make is sites that report on rumors
sites that don't cross check sites that don't
fact check Are irritating is all shit Like I
remember there's another site. It's called the
latino report or something like that And it used
to get some hollywood stuff, right? What is the
other one? Uh, I hate this site, too. Um It's
that Umberto, I forget his name. It's not the
Latino one, but it's, um, can't remember the
name of it. Give me a second. I might have it
actually. Um, well, while you look that up, it's
like heroic Hollywood. Okay. Yeah. I was going
to say, but they pull garbage stuff too. Buzzfeed
people always make fun of Buzzfeed and all that
but it's not just there Sometimes they get some
stuff solid the the worst not often ever happened
to the internet. The worst thing was What is
the the comment system that a lot of sites use
now for their blogs and how you have to scroll
through multiple ads for fake lists to find the
comment section and then those ads if you click
on any of those ads for like it'll be like so
and so from full house 14 people from plus you
won't believe what number 14 looks like yeah
it has nothing to do with them yeah or you click
on it and you were inundated with more ads than
a geo city's website had and the problem is people
will look at that and go that's real and they'll
believe anything that's posted in them even if
they have to click 500 times to get to where
they want to read like i've gotten to the point
now where i don't read any of those the only
things I will occasionally look at is when they're
completely batshit insane and they've like you
can see they clearly photoshopped them to look
like wrong and it almost looks like something
from like the weekly world news like I'll look
at that stuff but like let's be honest 99 % of
the websites that exist now that are our blog
news sites are completely useless they almost
seem like they're made by bots but half the time,
they're just made by people in India. There's
entire computer farms where their job is to write
things in broken English or pull keywords from
other sites, copy and paste random articles,
slap them together. The biggest ones are the
review sites. Here's a new phone out. All I'm
going to do is list the specs and the review
of the phone is reviewing how the specs look
compared to other phones. Instead of actually
reviewing the phone it'll be like this has this
quad core processor a quad core processor means
you can do more than you can do on a dual core
and I want to find whoever writes these articles
and Okay, that's gonna be that would be my Joker
movie. That's what would make me snap and go
crazy. It's like murdering people So so you want
to you want to hear something else that the heroic
Hollywood site they they say, you know, for instance
They'll have just garbage articles like 90 %
of their stuff on their site now is Things like
Jonah Hill becomes the penguin for Robert Pattinson's
the Batman movie and awesome and then they you
go into it and It's a piece of fan art that somebody's
done up to make him look like the character or
whatever and That's 90 % of what their site is
but they have all these clickbaity articles that
makes it sound like somebody's cast is something
when they're not And this is what 4chan should
be getting on and anonymous should be getting
on is just destroying and nuking all these sites
Yeah, so I mean it's it's this kind of stuff
that just irritates me when I see it and that's
why I've kind of gotten out of the The the pop
culture bandwagon too is because like 90 % of
it just crap like it's not even like legit. It's
just it's all totally Them just trying to make
a buck or trying to Just be relevant when there's
no need for them to post all this miscellaneous
garbage like there's no credibility anymore With
with any of it thing is not 99 % of websites
don't need to exist If you want to have a personal
blog and talk about whatever have your opinion
cool have an opinion site You don't need to have
something that states that your news and and
you can't really be making a lot of money anymore
when there's like 10 million other sites doing
the exact same thing There's probably a hundred
websites that are these blog type sites in the
world that are making any real money And all
of them say all of them say make money with your
blog and blah blah blah Which is why like I took
all the ads off our site because I was like we're
not making anything off these anyway And they're
getting free advertising. No So like it's not
gonna be on there. Like I'm not gonna promote
something that's not gonna pay me. So With all
their crazy, you know, oh you'll make this amount.
Yeah, if somebody clicks on it you get enough
you know traffic to it but everybody knows it's
fake or uses ad blockers so why would I do that
like so it even kind of goes into that whole
thing with the guest posting kind of into the
whole thing you're talking about with um people
from just random locations and like I I mean
I've kind of used some of these services before
just to see But some of them get like kind of
off the wall crazy and i'm like no or or I get
so many requests in my email for people like
oh Could you post this on your site? Could you
you know link this to your site? No, no, you
know, and I kind of look through For one like
I get it like it's an seo thing for for both
parties, but at the same time like I Check all
the links. I check all the articles I make them,
you know I look through if like for one if you're
supposed to represent a site and you can't um
Say hello properly in an email like if you if
you send me an email and it's from a gmail or
anything other than the website address that
you're Supposedly representing I deleted if it's
if it's anything from India or China I throw
it out unless I think it's gonna be useful for
hilarity sake well, I delete all those anyway,
but But the funny thing is is you know Most people
don't read those guest blogs for one because
they're just garbage posts and then to like a
lot of them aren't really relevant to the audience
or they could be stolen or, you know, they're
they're not really from the niche per se. But
I mean, like I get like it's a whole thing of
trying to get the SEO and cross marketing, but
honestly, like they're just. total waste of time,
and so there's no reason to even have them. Well,
not to mention our sites are never going to get
to the BuzzFeed Kotaku levels. They're just not
going to at this point. If they were going to
get to the millions and millions of viewers a
day, they would have happened in the first couple
of years. So they're not going to happen. So
these are the bottom of the barrel, like bottom
feeders trying to get on your site, most likely
trying to get access so they can steal your crap.
Yeah. I don't trust anything that comes into
my Gmail saying, hi, I'd like to advertise. Nope.
I want to guess. Nope. Yeah. If you want to send
us stuff to review, sure. In fact, one company...
And they have to have credentials. One company
recently tried to send me a hard drive. I'm pretty
sure I just gave away my personal information
Because they're like, yeah, we sent it out. Well,
where the hell is it? I'm gonna do a hard drive.
Really? Yeah a repeatable company. I Just assumed
it was You sign us up for everything. So I just
assumed yeah Okay, so if did it come into the
like shared like the feedback email? No So Alex
needs to do some research. So I was going to
say, so we'll have to figure out, because if
it's a real company, I'll be like, hey, where's
our shit? I asked, Mike, where's the tracking
number? And they've said nothing. Yeah, I've
had that. So whatever. But still, yeah, I mean,
it's weird just like, if you're not established
by now, then you're not going to be. And I mean
you might be able to establish yourself as a
brand and you could you could maybe join a site
or a new site that then breaks out big but to
be honest, I'm It's weird to say this, but I'm
willing to bet that 99 % of the sites that are
large are Going to stay that way and you will
that one there's one like There's you have a
less than a 1 % chance that you're that a new
venture online will ever get big apps ideas might
get big but Do we need any other website? Here's
the thing. Do we need any other website in the
world for any topic at all ever? No, or do we
have everything we could possibly ever want now?
I think having a fresh voice every now and again
Having a blog or a podcast is one thing I'm saying
is there is there something so vital that isn't
being served to us yet? That we would need to
fill. I don't think there is Unless there's new
technologies or new things like new products.
They're really like we have every type of store
You could ever want to imagine we have every
type of podcast you could ever want to imagine.
It's all about tempering your expectations like
you can't you can't go out there and just magically
make money anymore and They think that they can
so they're cheap people chase it by making their
websites these BS blog sites, but like The websites
look worse now than they ever have. I agree.
There's more. They're incredibly cluttered. Yeah,
they're more cluttered. Nobody follows any design
standards anymore. And let alone like we've talked
before about, you know, following the W3C standards
and everything. Not even that. Like basic design
theory is used by almost nobody anymore. How
can you look at your own website and go, that
looks fine. It looks like crap. I know that we've
gone through processes of changing websites and
we're probably gonna want to change the layout
too. Again, it's like everything is made so that
your phone can scroll through and click on ads.
I feel like if somebody wanted to make it big
nowadays, one way to do that is to be advertising
like you have no ads. Have nothing on your website
that would give it clutter. see if you can break
it big yeah that's that's certainly another way
of looking at it so another thing that's kind
of funny out there I I was on Twitter again because
it's kind of where I live when I'm online Somebody
posted four thousand years later and we're back
at the same language and they showed Hieroglyphics
and then below it it has all the emojis Yeah,
I mean Which I thought was humorous I wrote a
letter today like a physical letter and I actually
decided not to do handwriting because I'm a lefty
and that makes it more difficult and Not so much
because the people I was writing to wouldn't
be able to read it, but I was like I started
writing, like I was just practicing, like, wait
a minute, what if I forget how to write something?
Like, get the flow working, because when was
the last time you had to write anything other
than your name in cursive? I never use cursive
because it's too hard to write. It hurts my hand.
I print everything. So do I. But you know what
I mean? Like, I've written letters and I've done
it occasionally, but like, I actually bring into
question, like, anybody under the age of 20,
can they write at all? Can they even read handwriting?
I don't think they teach it, and cursive is fucking
useless anyway. The only thing it's good for
is checks or assigning paperwork and documents.
Cursive is only good in English if you're right
-handed. If you're left -handed, it's completely
useless. And it's been useless for, okay, the
only thing that cursive would ever really do
good for you now if you wrote it is if you were
writing some impassioned thing to somebody to
really show how serious you were about, you know,
asking for something or like if you're, if you
were going to write like a make a wish foundation
wish and you wanted to send it to your favorite
hero or something and they sent a personalized
letter that does show that you really care about
something. But even then, It's getting to the
point where nobody can even read it. So I almost
feel like we're regressing to where we were 150
years ago, where almost nobody could read handwriting
to the point now where I think people have a
hard time reading written text, even when it's
printed. If it's not in a font, they're recognized.
Dad, I, yeah, I can see that. I definitely see
that. But there's all comic sans, man. Yeah,
I know. Times New Roman. Well, the thing is,
is I actually switched years ago because I used
to write. I don't even write lowercase anymore.
And there's a reason behind that. When I worked
at the pizza joint way back when the network
started, they they made a mistake on my payroll
with my name and my address because I wrote in
print and I had to go through all kinds of trouble
to get that fixed. But the thing is, is I ended
up writing in all caps after that, because if
I do that, there's no mistaking when I wrote.
Yeah. It's not ideal, but you were also from
Michigan, so maybe the people you're working
for couldn't read anyway. They could read. They
just. Yeah, they could read cursive. They just
you know, yeah i'm just i'm just messed but yeah
like And it's not like trying to go down this
big diatribe on on like reading and writing skills
or anything But it's you're right. It's it's
it's becoming a lost art of just People I almost
feel like people are being conditioned to read
these bot style sites and unless you're going
to Seek out like a university education. You're
never going to encounter anything more than like
one percent of the vocabulary that people used
to have. There are many words and many phrases
that aren't even used anymore. At the same time,
you could argue, don't use large words when you
should be writing it so that everybody can understand
it. But at the same time, you shouldn't write
something so dumbed down that it loses its meaning.
Well, that's actually funny you say this because
when I was writing for What was it? Commando
.com. When I was writing their tech articles,
because I think I wrote 38 or something before
they went through some kind of a weird transition
and no longer needed writers. But I used to write
very sophisticated because one, I was having
fun trying to see if they would tell me to change
the wording. And two, because I know the meanings
to several words that can sum up other multiple
words and when I write, I speak worse than I
write. I can write much better than I. Yes, more
eloquently, more intelligently. And I just had
fun with it using these big words that, you know,
for the most part, unless. I didn't even know
what some of them were. I couldn't tell you off
the top of my head what they were, but I knew
they fit with the sentence with what I was trying
to get across. Because somewhere along the way,
I'd read it and I knew what the definition was
at some point, but I couldn't command it on the
spot. And so it was really funny getting to write
those. And then I wrote for a couple other sites
too and did the same thing. And one of them actually
told me, oh, you need to dumb it down. And I'm
like, what? It was just humorous because they
couldn't understand what half of what I wrote
was. So. Yeah, like it all ties into a failing
of, like it's a failing of education, but also
a failing, ultimately it's a failing of parenting
in the last 35, 40 years. And not every parent,
not every parent's like that. But the vast majority
of parents have either gotten lazy, not cared,
and you're having multiple generations now. It's
like that movie Idiocracy. Each generation is
getting in the last 40 years dumber than the
last as a whole. We've got smartphones in our
hands now. I mean, we don't even have to look
anything up. And I mean, I am that guy that would
spend like in high school, like when we first
got our dial -up internet. and I found out about
Wikipedia because I had like Encyclopedia Britannica
and stuff on CD but I was that kid and I mean
I had friends and I would go outside ride my
bikes play video games do whatever with friends
but when I had my internet time other than finding
porn because that was always number one priority
find the porn use it for about eight minutes
we're done okay uh this is before and this is
before you know watching videos this was like
I have to get a fake picture of Kate Mulgrew
or something like it was it was like that those
days we waited like an hour for a picture to
load once that was done I would go to like Wikipedia
and websites and I would just read like you know
what I'd like to learn about black holes today
and I would yeah same here for Hours and hours
like I don't know how many people fall down the
rabbit hole of like the Wikipedia hole where
you you go to read about French toast and by
the time you're done You've learned everything
that ever happened about the the Spanish Inquisition
and you're like what what happened and now I
know everything about that and now I'm somewhere
along those lines you It was lost like when because
for us and our generation that got access to
it. It was like holy crap I now have a library
that I don't have to go to. I can look at it
whenever I want and learn about anything I want.
Problem is, when you've grown up always having
that, you don't appreciate what you have because
you don't have to learn it. There's no drive.
There was no, there was nothing being restricted
from people now that then became open to them.
And that's what happened with us. Like there
was no, you know, even people a little older
than us, there was no home video. Then it existed
and oh my God, the floodgates open and now I
can watch anything. but anything, you know, in
quotes, limited by whatever the video store had.
And we were along for every step of the way as
we slowly opened the floodgates, you know, larger
and larger and larger. And now that they're wide
open, nobody takes advantage of it. No, I agree.
I mean, I remember... my parents telling me I
mean this I had a computer even and I would get
grounded and they were like oh you're gonna use
this thing called the encyclopedia and a dictionary
and then they're like and you're gonna use a
typewriter which your parents sucked well I got
to use a word processor too which was pretty
yeah I got like whatever happened to it might
still happen but like sitting in front of a typewriter
or electric typewriter word processor and sitting
there as a four -year -old or five -year -old
kid, typing a bunch of random stuff and then
going, hey, Mom, hey, Dad, did I write any words?
And then having them show you, oh, well, here's
a word, and then explaining to you what that
was. That's how you learn to read. Your parents
would have to find ways that you found fun to
learn. What's funny about that is I actually
learned to read by reading. uh comic books and
star trek chapter books like those big thick
350 page books um the hardcovers like i that's
what i learned a lot of that stuff i learned
how to read with and uh then i used to write
stories i used to write fanfics on uh word processors
and uh and then eventually i'm like microsoft
word and in school and everything tell me something
survived i don't have anything from the word
processor but um which Sad because I remember
writing some things Star Trek related and I can't
remember for the life of me how many summer How
many of them had you written into it? Oh? Just
about everything There's a little little known
secret with with some of that too like but Because
I always like to be the leader of everything
so I'm sorry one last thing how many of them
ended up with you and Troy and in bed together
None okay, I was no I was no well, I don't remember
but honestly like I Know but but like no, I mean
I I wrote, you know, like commanding the enterprise
and like everything else. I Think somewhere I
do have a videotape of myself writing a story
that I like reading one that I wrote somewhere
Oh, so cool. I think I have an MP4 somewhere
that my brother copied at one point. So I'll
have to look that up. Yeah, I think imagination
is lost on a lot of people now. Well, and that's
the funny thing, too, is I do have, on the other
hand, some Dragon Ball Z Mega Man X crossover
fan fix that my friend and I used to write in
high school or in middle school. And they're
actually not half bad, but they're really short
stories. And all they crossed over was hilarious.
We wrote ones in high school that were X -file
sliders crossovers. Interesting. None of them
exist. Well, I would like give my friend an idea.
Where were the girls in your guys lives? Oh my
God. Let me clarify. It wasn't even so much that
it was fiction. It was more like almost like
a comic strips. of like with drawings and everything,
friends that would do that. But a lot of it too
was we would get together with our friends and
we would make, we would get somebody's VHS camcorder
or VHSC camcorder and record a bunch of random
crap. And this is like before Jackass and everything,
but it would be some of those sorts of pranky
stuff. But then it would be like a bunch of weird
effects where we'd make our own storylines. One
of them was a guy, he was a genie, but he had
no pants. And it was just cancer for the week
and genies are powerful. Like it's just random
stupid stuff when you're 14. That's funny. Let
me tell you, you guys are making me feel way
better about my childhood right now. Hey, that's,
you know, but I'll say this. I had every toy
that I wanted. I had every video game that I
wanted. See, I didn't have video games until
I bought them myself. So but I had whatever I
had whatever toys and video games to find a garage
sales. And I was happy. Got all the Ninja Turtle
toys when they were new and all the Batman toys
and Star Trek toys. So I had everything Very
few of it survived but No, I ended up writing
in addition to that stuff I Ended up writing
a Transformers fanfic where I started creating
my own like storyline. Basically, I deleted Beast
Machines and Theoretically, the way I created
this storyline, I could have erased it, or the
storyline could have worked perfectly before,
because it basically filled in the gap between
Beast Wars and Beast Machines when Megatron got
back to the planet. So it was really interesting,
but I only made it a chapter in, and it started
getting really interesting, and then I lost wind
on it, because I actually was working and I moved
out, and so a lot of that stuff kind of went
by the wayside. I still have that somewhere,
which I'll have to eventually like dig these
out and then like send them so that we can all
like laugh at them together on the podcast. But
oh, it would be fun. I've got to find like my
old pre webs and like angel fire websites that
if they if they've been archived somewhere that
we ran, because we would get together like we
would actually find fan fix. of like ridiculous,
like sexualized fanfics of weird stuff on the
internet in high school. We'd find them on other
sites and purposely curate the most cringy, terrifying
ones and put them in one place. And unfortunately,
they're probably all gone because it would be
stuff like, you know, fiction of X files crossed
with something, you know, you wouldn't expect
like I don't know Power Rangers and it would
just be and it would you start reading it and
be like oh this is gonna get deeply sexual like
almost right away and yep it's very graphic and
we would kill ourselves laughing in high school
reading all this stuff because we realized that
people were writing this because they thought
it was good and I feel like there's a whole part
of the internet that doesn't exist anymore because
of this oh good lord what did oh did you send
us is that yours or is that a What is that? Oh
My goodness, okay the dark Dragon Ball is that
an entire fan fix site or is it a oh it is oh
Okay, so here's how you know, it's a good website
from way back in the day The site information
is posted at the bottom left the browser that
was captured on is Internet Explorer, CPU speed,
300 megahertz. Ooh, it's a Pentium II. 56K modem.
And the website, if you wanna work in high resolution,
is 1280 by 1024, or low resolution, 800 by 600.
Isn't that pretty good for, what year is this?
It's hella old. 2004, that's actually pretty
advanced for 04, but yeah, oh. See, this is,
this will be a topic for a show. We are going
to find all the best fanfics and we have to read
them and they have to be great. I am assuming
there are tons of good Babylon five ones to be
found. I'm assuming there's a lot of really good
Earth two terrible ones. There's probably going
to be ones involving like Batman the animated
series. There's going to be great stuff. Is everybody
else still here? Yes. I'm just waiting for you
guys to let me get a fucking word in edgewise.
Well, no, because you don't matter. Thanks. I'm
sorry. I spent my childhood chasing girls and
playing video games while you guys were sitting
around with your circle jerk about Dragon Ball.
And how's that work out for you? Pretty damn
good, actually. Worked out great. Fair enough.
But then again, what else was there to do way
up in the middle of Bud F nowhere? Girls. Video
games. If you call them girls, I guess. Say,
I don't think you've got a lot. I don't know
a lot of a leg to stand here. I love you. Neither
do you right now. This is quite true. I only
have one of them. I'm just messing with you.
Oh my god No, I'm just messing around but it
it's it's I mean die I probably I think he got
sucked into the way back machine reading this
website. Oh, so that's funny I was gonna like
I wasn't gonna say that they weren't girls I
was gonna say that can you measure girls or how
hillbillyish were they up there? That's the question.
Yeah, I know some people now so I shouldn't say
that The ones that I went after were the non
-heel billies. So yeah, you basically had you
had to be able to operate a Computer and you
had to like some nerd stuff. Oh, of course I
just fool it around with you But but I think
we we we lost Steve for a bit because he got
did you get sucked into reading the fanfics?
Or did you know actually I will know I forgot
to to turn off or turn my mic back on. So I was
talking to nobody. You sent the link and then
I thought everybody else died. And I'm like,
OK, I'm going to read this. This this this this
was my website, though, from 2004. Yes, that's
why I sent it. So I was a thousand unique visitors.
That's pretty good for back then. Yeah, back
in the day. Well, I also had an army of people
at my high school that went to my site because
the fact it was a Dragon Ball Z site and that
was hot on tsunami at the time. And so everybody
was like, what do you got? Blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, yeah. Dragon Ball Z was like
later in the States than it was. Our Dragon Ball
Z was like 98 to 2001. Yeah. We had the Ocean
dub and then they had the Funimation dub. Well,
see, the funny thing is, is we, we had, see like
there was, uh, see if you wanted to see the titles
of the, uh, or the different series. We had three
different, uh, series that kind of started. for
our Dragon Ball Z Mega Man X crossover, which
was under the novel listing. Those links were
not archived, which is sad, but I have them on
an external hard drive. Well, that's not mine.
That's somebody else's that submitted it. We
did get quite a bit of listener submission stuff
or not listener, but visitor submission content.
Yeah, so I mean the site the site did pretty
decent I had a transformers website too, which
Went under many different names and then eventually
became a product on Empire comm Which sorry,
um, I don't mean to interrupt but I found your
guest book The last few entries are all bots.
It's all bullshit box bots, but here I'll read
you something here Let's see here. This is yes
Nobody wanted to put it in, but it says, favorite
DBGT character, Nova Shinron. Favorite thing
on our site, Big Bang Kamehameha. And comments,
your site is so cool, all caps. Who put that?
Random name, it just says Butte, whatever. What
else we got here? Apparently your website's the
most exciting thing in the universe. I would
like to see Super Saiyan 6 Goku. Which technically
now exists. Dragon Ball Z is life to me. You
don't even know how much I play it like every
day. I try to play some of it because sometimes
we have to do something or something like that.
always bad english uh but i love dragon ball
z it's part of my life favorite thing on on our
site everything what what sad is like this actually
went through like multiple name changes like
the website itself and i did nothing except for
change the art for like years uh because i was
trying to get people no somebody put their email
address uh care for a lot of people did tarragon
uh email tarragon at net dot hr um it's probably
not real maybe uh dragon ball z character favorite
gojita dragon ball gt character gojita super
saiyan 4 uh favorite thing on our website don't
know yet haven't been here long enough basically
yeah that's funny um but yeah i it's it's Yeah,
I've had a number of websites over the years
this one and like product and Empire were pretty
much my main two for a while before geek cast
radio and then eventually like I It's funny because
my transformer site spun into an emulator site
and a Dragon Ball Z site Which then later got
full that all back in on itself and then so yeah,
it's super nerd here. I built like multiple Multiple
websites. I could actually write I think I have
a document somewhere that I Wrote like every
website I've ever built or every version of every
site that I've ever built With title changes
and everything else because I was just kind of
the nerd I was back then I don't do that now
because I don't care but But no, I mean I did
that and then I a few years ago I took the Smithsonian
the EDX org thing had a Class on superheroes
and creating your own universe and everything
else and so I created a hero and a villain on
that and then I did it again the next semester
that they had it and I created another hero and
a villain and what I did is I connected them
made one in the future and one in the past and
then I actually when I took my screenwriting
class in college I Wrote the pilot episode of
as if it were a TV show and incorporated both
the stories As well as wrote all the other little
BS stories that I had to write in between for
the class, but I made them all incorporate themselves
into the first pilot episode, which I actually
have written somewhere. Like, I think it's on
one of my sites. Oh, dude, I'm sorry, but I was
clicking the links won't work. You know why the
links won't work? Did you start having to work?
You coded the website ASP. No, I didn't. The
links are all ASP links. On which site? Dark
Dragon Ball. For what, the guest book? The the
guest email or the interact with DBX email Oh
the interact with The the DBX email that was
a that was ZZN. I don't know if you remember
them, but they used to let you I'm pretty sure
Microsoft ASP died. What was it like 12 13 years
ago? No, the ZZN it was the It was an email network
that allowed you to put your own subdomain on
it and create your own inbox. It was a hot thing
back then of, you have your own inbox for your
website, custom emails. Your website was a little
newer because all the videos were .mpeg1. I was
really... really hoping to see some .RMVB files,
real media variable bit rates, or .ASF, just
something so cringy with like five frames per
second. But no, you had some MPEG -1 VCD quality
stuff up there. What's funny is, yeah, I snagged
those from other people's sites. Of course you
did. Michael probably wants to talk again, but
before he does, Do you remember when the big
thing when people started getting high speed
internet was to share music videos that people
would tape using their like computer or VHS and
transfer and it would be like all mpeg -1 vcd
quality but they were like 200 or 300 megabytes
a piece and people were like those are so huge
but before youtube the only way to watch a music
video if you didn't have a vhs tape player was
to download mpeg -1 files i had like a two or
four gigabyte hard drive just full of music videos
that's funny i i used to do that i had i had
um most of beast wars and beast machines downloaded
and transformers generation one that were done
that way or they were the real media files one
of the two because you could shrink those guys
down to like 50 megs they looked horrendous but
they were oh i don't know actually the rmvb files
you could get decent quality. The problem was
people used to be able to embed viruses in them,
in those and like real media died because of
that. Same with all the old ASF videos and like
when was the last time you saw a Windows, WMV,
Windows media video file, unless it's porno.
Like old porn from like the old like Sharaza
or Kazaa days. It's like, oh, it's a for some
reason that was like the porn sites choice was
to like use all of the uh the windows media files
which is completely useless now i don't even
know why they include it so yes michael how are
you doing all right see did you use the internet
as much as we did yeah i would argue more actually
um but not the way you guys did i mean i had
an anime fansite all the way back in 1997 Okay,
I ran for about a year north or did you yeah,
uh we had It you could only get it in Owen sound
but out in the country where I lived I used to
rely on a 26 six connection. Oh good Lord I downloaded
movies and It would take me I would tie up the
phone for days. I was gonna say you didn't have
a phone line or anything Nope, so my parents
God bless them. They put up with it. So they
were wondering, why haven't we had any calls?
Like now it's a rarity to get a phone call. Oh,
yeah. They're like, Michael, get off the internet.
Now I'm downloading a movie. No, I need the Pam
and Tommy video. I can almost see what's happening
on the boat. I remember the first movie I downloaded
was Neon Genesis Evangelion Death and Rebirth,
which was not. in English at that point. So it
was completely subtitled. Yeah, I downloaded
a lot of anime. I had a lot of anime in real
player format. I used to go to conventions and
get them other than like other than music videos.
Anime was probably even more so than regular
cartoons. Anime compressed really well using
those old video codecs or you get like flash
videos versions of them. I mean, they would only
be like 10 to 15 frames. So they'd lose something.
But a lot of anime like like Ava. had a lot of
scenes where there was not a lot of movement
so they really compressed super well so you could
get like almost tv quality back on like the old
dial -up days like the series i had i had ava
serial experiments lane and what else did i have
the demon beast invasion or whatever it was called
the all the hentai stuff no actually although
i did buy a hentai oh good god off of eBay back
when they sold adult content. Oh, they don't
know? No, they haven't. They haven't. You can't
buy adult videos on it. You haven't been able
to do that since the early 2000s. Because I remember
it was like if you went on to the old sharing
sites like in the on the old whereas sites, like
it was basically anime and hentai. It was like
everything because it was the only stuff that
compressed super well that like or or bootleg
software. I was notorious for that back in the
day. I'm only on a roll saying over the adult
content, but there was entire websites dedicated
to just porn games, like DOS games. I remember
that. They were basically text adventures that
you only had to type with one hand. I just remember
there was a trading scene at my school where
it's like, what games did you find? It'd be like,
I found this one. It'd be like a point and click
adventure and your reward would be naked pictures.
It's all a 13 -year -old boy wanted. At the time.
My big thing back in high school was ROMs. So
I remember my first ROM. Emulators? Yep, my first
ROM slash emulator was Nesticle. Oh, I remember
that. Dude, do you remember clicking on the about
and it would say, thanks, shit man? And it was
the pixel art of a guy eating poop. Yep. Now
one of my favorite memories of this is I was
sitting in my girlfriend's kitchen I used to
bring my computer over to her house because I
could use my 56k modem there. It was exciting
and I remember we were playing the emulators
one night and we were playing Bible adventures
and I hadn't laughed so hard, because we had
just found Sean Baby, which had just blown up
at the time, and he was telling us how you could
throw, you could be Moses, or sorry, you could
play as someone throwing baby Moses into the
River Nile, and we kept doing that, and we were
just laughing hysterically. Check the group chat.
Oh god. This one's a little different and it
just says bow to the fecal lord. There's the
button. Instead of clicking okay, like it has
the nestical dos and then it has, oh they use
Wacom C. Okay, Wacom was developed in my hometown
here. at Wattcom Waterloo Communications, like
it was, that's what it was, right near the university.
So that means that Nestical was made by students
at the University of Waterloo. Well, the funny
thing about that program, and I forgot about
it until I saw the picture, was the flaming hand,
or the bloody hand, like stump, when it would
click on things. And I remember playing old NES
games on it. Believe it or not, I still have
and I'd have to dig it out somewhere, but I still
have on some kind of a hard drive or burn CD
all of my emulation files. Yep, same here. I
still got my stuff. OK, quick question for you.
First, first of all, I love that we have to post.
I don't know how we're going to post this. We
have to post the picture of the nestical like
back in the day when these emulators were like.
Fairly underground and only only like college
programming nerds knew it and then kids like
us that were like Searching for free names nine
to twelve years old that discovered what roms
were like literally in like 99 or 98 They just
like will be popping up. They would really this
was the face There were so many in -jokes, crass
humor. When emulators come out, they're very
clean, very professional -looking. Back in the
day, they were hacked together weird. It's a
pixel art of a really, really fat guy with razor
-sharp teeth, covered in poop around his lips,
wearing a crown of thorns like Jesus, but instead
of like... thorns it's like little sticks of
dog shit and and then it just says like nestle
dos version number wattcom 1997 and then The
OK button just says, thanks, shit man, exclamation
point, and the title of the window just says
bow to the fecal lord. Like that's what every
one of these, when you opened up a whereas game
and you install it, remember the old installers
with the cracks and it would play all the random
demo music and they would have some of the most
hilariously offensive things written in there
or pop up on the screen because they could get
away with it, because it was just an in crowd
that knew about it. But here's my question to
you guys. Do you remember the very first time
you discovered that ROMs existed, and do you
remember what the very first game you downloaded
was? Yes. My first game that I downloaded was
DuckTales. My first... My first whereas game
was MechWarrior 3. You couldn't just go to the
garbage bin in anybody's house and pick up a
copy of Duck Hunt? No, DuckTales. Oh, DuckTales.
I thought you said Duck Hunt. No, because you
couldn't get the gun to work. OK, OK, OK, OK.
That's right. Because that's what I was thinking.
I thought you said Duck Hunt. I'm like, no, why?
No, it was Duck Hunt, then Chip and Dale, then
Mega Man 2. And actually, yes, you could get
the gun to work, because remember, we all use
CRT monitors. But the emulator didn't know how
to understand it. Oh, yeah, you just went into
settings. You could turn it on. Oh, I thought
that was a fairly recent development. That emulation
I actually have the entire archive on my hard
drive Nobody cares not Nintendo only cares if
you just if your website distributing it They're
not gonna care about roms dumped 20 years ago
for games that are now available for free online
This is the funny thing is is I built an entire
website around it And I was right and I was writing
reviews for the games I was playing because I
was like, yeah, why not? And it was very minimalistic.
This goes back again. Statute of limitations
are long gone from when I was doing this in 2002.
But I built a website. I had built myself, because
I was taking computer classes in grade 10, I
had built myself a website. I had built myself
a Pentium 2 server out of junk that I got from
school. when they were throwing out old computer
parts, I basically filled my backpack with computer
parts and built a computer using the school's
discarded property, built a Windows server, put
Windows 2000 on there, made a web share, bought
a domain, and directed it to my house because
we got high speed internet, and everybody in
the school could download my 40 ,000 ROMs that
I had put on there. And it's like, back in the
day, you get all the warnings, like $250 ,000
fee per infringement. I remember that. I actually
put on my website, I had made a calculator that
every time I added a ROM, it would have a counter
and it would pop up on the front of the screen
as you went to the website. I don't even remember
what I called it anymore. It was like, you know,
there was like EMU paradise. I think I called
it... uh, Alex's game shack or, or, or Alex's
garbage bin or something like that. And I gave
the link out to everybody in the school and like
on school message boards and forums, and it would
pop up on the screen and it would say, uh, uh,
I had a counter showing the amount of money that
I would owe if I was ever caught by the FBI.
And we were in like the trillions or whatever
at that point, because Canada was the gray area
Canada until like 2007 or eight. didn't have
any copyright laws regarding the sharing of digital
copies of anything. It was only because of the
movie industry. Remember when they brought it
in, Mike, when they said, hey, you can no longer
film in movie theaters and all that, and you
could get prosecuted? Back in the day, it was
a slap on the wrist. It wasn't a crime. You can,
like, filming, like, the movies themselves or
filming? Yes. If you film the movie and then
distributed it from your own house on the internet,
you could get hit with a fine that was not...
prosecutable by the FBI or any international,
you couldn't even be sued by the Americans for
it. So 99 % of cam copies of movies that were
being shared on Napster and everything came from
like Ontario and Quebec. Now it's all Russia
and China and everywhere else, usually Korean
copies. But we were, it wasn't even that we were
sheltered, it's just that there was no law. It
was completely, not even gray area. There was
nothing stipulating what was allowed and what
wasn't allowed. There were always these warnings
about how the FBI is going to sue you internationally.
Well, they weren't allowed back then to do that
here. Now they can. But there was a lot of pushback.
There's a big story behind that that we're never
really going to get into because it's boring.
But at one point, my website had a counter and
it's like now stealing this much money's worth
of games. And it was almost like we did it as
a joke to... like stick it to the man or whatever.
But I remember a teacher coming by one day and
going, what's that? I'm like, oh, I'm just connecting
to my FTP server. And they're like, okay, what's
there? I'm like, video games. And they're like,
okay, teachers not even knowing what was allowed,
what wasn't allowed. Like I had teachers playing
copies because I installed a web browser Java
based NES emulator. So I had teachers. and staff
at the school playing video games that I pirated
in 2002. That's all right. We had teachers at
a skill center in high school that for the all
A students, once a semester, you know, if you
had straight A's through the whole semester,
they would have a LAN party day and they would
load a bootleg copy of Half -life Counter -Strike
and stuff on all of these like 60 machines and
they'd have a pizza party and everything and
you'd play from like 9 a .m. Till like 4 p .m.
And Yeah, that was your whole day on a Saturday
and we we we did that and the teachers played
and we were you know destroying each other in
the game and it It was just what happened. Nobody
cared. That was just back then. We installed
Quake 3 Arena on the network share for the entire
school board. But when they were doing, I don't
know if you had it in the States, but there's
a program called Deep Freeze. What that would
do is you boot up a computer, brought it back
to a default state. The only thing that was not
a constant was your own personal drive had data
that could be changed. Well, when they were doing
an update, we installed an executable that could
be run over the network to the network share
drive for the entire school board. So we had
like, I don't know, like 700 kids per day logging
into the school computers during their classes
and secretly playing Quake 3 Arena across the
entire school board's network, which was running
on like OC1 or OC3, like a good connection, like,
you know. I think it was like a gigabit connection
that they were using back then for the school's
backbone. So we were playing with kids all across
the county. It's like, we were nerdy ass kids.
We had, what else did we do? installed horrific
animated GIFs of disgusting, terrifying porn
as the backgrounds to all the computers, so that
even after it was deep -freezed, when they would
reboot the computer, the first thing that would
pop up was people pooping on each other, and
that was the entire school board. You guys are
horrible. So we did horrible stuff that nowadays
you would be prosecuted. You'd go to jail. Oh
yeah, for sure. And we just did it, and like...
the IT guys would just be like, damn it. And
they'd start laughing. And the teachers would
be like, that's so horrible. Go see the principal.
And it was literally like a boys and girls will
be boys will be boys, girls will be girls, slap
on the wrist. And now you could never do that
stuff that we were doing. No. Yeah. So going
back to the emulator side of things, where it
was clean at one point. minus dynastical. Thanks
with this man. So some of the first emulators
I got were, granted I had all of them, but I
would say the Sega Genesis one and the Super
Nintendo were probably some of the first ones
I had. Because there were games I wanted to play
that I didn't have I granted I owned a Sega Genesis,
but I didn't this was like early 2000s and so
I Had the emulator instead because then I could
play it on the computer with a gamepad Or I had
this weird system down where I button mash the
keyboard because I didn't actually know how to
play the games Like I had a Dragon Ball Z game
which had horrible graphics the gameplay was
alright But you couldn't understand anything
like you you kind of had it like if you're toggling
through things you couldn't read it because it
was all in Chinese or Japanese or whatever it
was and So you just kind of had to play through
and then I had of course like the the Power Rangers
the movie game altered beast The Sonic games
streets of rage, which was huge in my opinion
for playing and then And then I had like on the
Super Nintendo side I had all the Mega Man X
games and I played them all and The various Mario
games and then I had an M64 emulator so I could
play Super Smash Brothers Which was cool and
then I No, no, it's fine and then I had like
a Game Boy one where I had all of the Pokemon
games and Mega Man extremes and a couple of like
Beast Wars games One of the coolest emulators
I ever got, and this is kind of, this is when
I was starting to fall out of PC stuff. I had
a PlayStation emulator called BLEEM. I could
buy the game at the PlayStation. I didn't get
a PlayStation until much later on, and then I
got a PlayStation 2. There's a story behind that
one I'll have to tell you sometime. But I got
Resident Evil 3 Nemesis. I didn't have a keypad,
or not a keypad, a gamepad. I had to play a Resident
Evil game with just a keyboard, no mouse, because
it had no mouse support. And those games are
tank -controlly, so you had to learn how to do
stuff on a keyboard friggin' fast. I actually
put up some of my best times beating Resident
Evil 3's mercenary mode. on a computer, and I
never thought I would do that because I used
to really like PC game. I used to play Rogue,
or Rainbow Six, Rogue Spear a lot. I played Mechwarrior
3 like religiously. Star Wars, Dark Forces 2,
Jedi Knight. and stuff like that. I miss playing
old computer games, but I started falling out
around the time Rainbow Six Raven Shield came
out. So that probably would have been about 2003,
2004, I think. Once I kind of decided it's too
expensive to keep up with like PC gaming, I kind
of fell out of it. And emulators became my best
friend for a long time. And then I got a PlayStation
that I was like, yeah, I'm going back to console
screw PC gaming. Yeah, like I would say like
my first, I discovered it in grade, what would
that have been, grade six? 97, 98. When the emulator
scene was first really starting and like the
first translated games were starting to pop up
with, I don't even think half of those groups
even exist anymore. I know some of them do in
the hacking community, but I was at a friend's
place who had dial -up and what did I find? It
was a Final Fantasy website that had Final Fantasy
2 slash 4 for the Super Nintendo. And I went,
oh, it's like, this is the Japanese version,
but translated into English. It's harder and
has more stuff and it has nudity. 16 pixels character
nudity. You're like, oh, and all it was was like
somebody in a bikini, right? But you're like,
oh my God, Nintendo was censoring. The idea of
censorship as a child never existed in my mind.
I thought video games came out as they were intended.
So we downloaded, it was Final Fantasy 2 slash
4, and then it was the first, one of the first,
if not the first translated Super Nintendo game,
which was Final Fantasy 5. We downloaded that.
Now it was an early translation. It wasn't great.
Now they've done better ones. And obviously there's
been official releases. But I remember waiting
like an hour to get the three or four megabyte
file. And once, you know, it was downloaded,
you could fit like what we had to do. You had
to zip up the file. and split it between two
or three floppies to get it home. Like when you
could remember you could take like a rar file
and split it into two or three. Yeah. Take it
home, installed it and like the wondrous discovery
of playing something that literally one percent
of people in North America might have even heard
of. In 1998 -99, I am willing to bet there's
almost nobody at all in North America that even
knew that there were more Final Fantasies. The
only reason you would have is Final Fantasy VII
came out and you're like, where's six, five,
four, and three? Or six, five, and four. And
then finding out that they had changed the names.
But the idea of playing that, otherwise you would
have had to have purchased a imported copy, found
a way to convert the cartridge to play, and then
you wouldn't be able to play it in English. So
the emulator scene for us was like... You we
discovered games on a game -by -game basis and
then now if you want to you can click a file
and download a multiple gigabyte file with every
single game from every console ever made in like
ten minutes Yep, that's for sure So Really the
only other things going on and that's it's pretty
much it Is I got to do Be the voice actor recently
recently so nice dude, which was awesome and
I was originally cast as two characters and I
get to play four because we needed extra people
to play characters and They didn't have time
to find actors and I was like I can change my
voice. I'll do it And it was hilarious. So well
good for you, man. You get to live the dream
job Thanks. Yeah. So, um, yeah, one of them is
just my voice because I had 584 lines and I didn't
want to try and come up with a voice for that.
So, and it's going to be recurring. So I figured
I'd save all the special voices for limited engagement.
So, yeah, it was a lot of fun and, and we get
to do it again next month. So good. Sweet man.
Yeah. And then that's for another season, right?
yep for another season each each about every
other month we we do another season so or produce
one anyway so the one that i'm in won't come
out until february i was gonna say when it when
it's out you should uh you know pimp it out on
all the platforms so we can get a listen to it
oh yeah for sure and i i get to actually argue
with myself which is awesome nice they yeah they
even poked fun at that because um the the the
director of the program was like uh all right
well i'll read your other you know the other
character's lines and then you you read you know
your character's nicest but i'm both so i'll
read both so i did so i was talking to myself
during the scenes and he was just like okay because
they don't get that very often and i had to do
that with the other two characters that i picked
up too I didn't realize that though when I picked
them up I really was just filling a role and
then they they were like oh yeah they talked
to each other and I was like oh so yeah I get
to invent new crazy ones for the next season
so who knows what I'll get so anyways that about
wraps this episode up so is there anything you
guys would like to pimp out before we go? Yes,
actually I will me and Alex or at least me anyway,
I'll be talking to the director David Weiner,
I believe is the name of the in search of darkness
documentary which was Kickstarted this past summer
and is showing at I think fantastic fest. I want
to say It's a a very comprehensive I watched
it today so we could be prepared documentary
on basically year by year all 80s horror films.
And it's probably, well I can't say anything
officially until the embargo lifts. Let's just
say I was smiling. So beyond that... We can say
it's very comprehensive. Yes, we can say that
just can't give an actual review or impressions.
So look for that interview coming out next week
sometime and It should be pretty good. So beyond
that We'll have the usual twig show on Monday
slash probably Tuesday this week because there's
a funeral going on this this weekend So we're
not sure how the how the timing is gonna work
out But yeah, so we got that going on What else
we got going on out? Depending on how things
go, because we are going to be doing the interview,
I may have an extra show out this week with some
reviews. I'm not 100 % sure yet, but it's been
pretty busy with the five -hour podcast that
came out earlier this week. I've been pretty
much every week doing something or going somewhere
to get things. We'll see what we record when
we're together over the next few days. But I
believe we're recording... Are we doing All Things
Transformers tomorrow? Or is it another day?
I think it's another day. It's not tomorrow?
No. I don't do Fridays. Okay, because then you
might want to tell Blanchard because I'm pretty
sure he's expecting us to record tomorrow evening.
It'll be a surprise. Yeah. Sure, yay. And then
I believe this coming Monday evening, I'm not
sure when they get released, but we'll be doing
the final episode of the Top 100 Pro Wrestler
Countdown. I believe the new episode dropped
like as of this recording, like during while
we were recording. So listen to that because
it's fun. I have a few funny stories. Some other
people have funny stories in that episode. And
it's been a fun process. I mean, when you get...
a bunch of wrestling fans talking, they can talk
for a long time and it won't get boring. Yeah,
I would be bored. Fair enough to you. But, you
know, if we ever do the top 100 Transformers
characters, have you guys done that? No, that
was in the plans, too. Oh, is it? OK. Well, if
that ever happens, I know you'll be a part of
that, I'm assuming. I would assume so, because
Megatron would have to talk. Have you done top
100 voices of Mel Blank? No. Because that would
be interesting. How do you whittle it down to
just 100 for those guys? I wouldn't even know.
Maybe the top 100 voice actors, that would be
more feasible. That would be better. But other
than that, I think that's that's pretty much
what we've got going on. I know there's some
shows coming down the pipe. I just saw Rambo
this past week. It was awesome. Hilariously awesome
and fun. I'm seeing Joker on Tuesday and then
was it Birdman and I are going to go see the
James Allen Bob movie a week after that. Yep.
So we'll probably do some kind of a talk on that.
So that'll be interesting. It'll be a good time.
Yeah, all right. So for altered geek I suppose
We have been Well, you've been marked Mike the
bird man done not mark the bird man done yes,
I've been Mike the bird man dot I've been joined
with Alex the producer and Megatron Phillips
The Megatron's back. Yeah for now more so because
it just flowed out We're gonna be back until
you until you record with Blanchard and then
it's gonna be gone again just to piss him off
That would be actually a really funny in joke
It every it disappears, you know until until
Blanchard's gone and then So anyways until next
time get altered get geeky with the
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