Altered Trek
CBS's Wrath For Fans, Discovery S2 & Picard's Ongoing

About this Episode
Hello and welcome to Future Imperfect. I'm your
host, Admiral Phillips, and joining me is the
XO of the U .S., Future Imperfect. That's right,
it is I, Captain Mike the Birdman Dodd, and welcome
as we invite you on to this podcast of Trek as
we talk about our adventures across the stars,
either be it with Starfleet, SFI .org, or perhaps
some other adventures, be them. on television,
even the role -playing game, or just talking
Trek in general. Maybe we find a topic. Maybe
we find some science to talk about. But we always
have something different to talk about here on
Future Imperfect here on the show. So I guess
since last time we did a Future Imperfect, you
had a chance to go to the Michigan Science Center,
was it? Yep. And you did kind of like a pub trivia.
night or something down there. So why don't you
give us the debriefing from that event? Well,
the, the debriefing was, is they, they had Starfleet
international was there. The international fan
association was there. Their president of the
organization was there and got to meet him. and
got to meet a number of people from the USS Sinclair,
which is a Michigan meeting chapter. Brought
my podcast digs to be set up. I was to be co
-hosting the trivia event with a member of the
Michigan Science Center originally, and the person
that was supposed to help ended up... having
a bunch of people that showed up that they invited
and went to do that. And so I found out about
five minutes before I was supposed to start it
that I was going solo with the headset and everything.
I did have the batteries go out on me in the
middle of it. So that rule of check your equipment
and double check it, triple check it to make
sure everything works fine. Didn't apply to my
own equipment. It applied to theirs because the
batteries went out on me in the middle of the
trivia event. But yeah, it was it was a 45 minutes
run. It was pretty much the only thing to do
the whole time, other than what the Starfleet
International people brought, which was a space
flight simulator thing. They had a few things.
They had like an open bar. They had they had
some food stuff there. I got. comped for the
the bar because i was working the the event um
but uh had some rather interesting conversations
with elderly uh people that grew up watching
sci -fi in the days of string and uh models being
floated in front um which was rather interesting
and this old lady managed to tell me the original
series stardate oh wow uh i was because i had
the stardate app on my phone and i was pulling
them up and i was like i'm gonna be funny about
this because they're gonna be people that know
entirely more than i do uh and there were people
that were that they knew like ships episodes
uh planets on those episodes cast in those episodes
uh which was just ridiculous uh i thought i was
a huge nerd and i i was like just blown away
um there was a total of 110 points that somebody
could score for the game nobody scored higher
than 38 points. Ouch. It was tough. There was
a lot of questions. Some of them were severely
easy that I would have even figured out. Some
of them, it went down to what is the name of
Captain Picard's fish in his ready room. It was
Livingston or something like that. I would have
never guessed that. And they had Chief O 'Brien's
cat, which was in one episode of DS9. And it
was just the weirdest thing in the world. But
yeah, it was a lot of fun hosting that. It definitely
gave me the itch to do something like that again,
especially when I started getting comfortable.
And the first round was a little rough. And then
right around the second round, when I started
recording it for the podcast purposes, it got
more fun and I was able to screw with them a
little bit more because I was comfortable and
I knew who was going to react and who wasn't
by the end of the first round. And there were
four rounds. So like there was a scene where
it was asking something about the Enterprise.
I think, yeah, the original one. And I did the
Scotty line from Relics, which got a nice hearty
laugh when he's going to the holodeck and says,
no bloody A, B, C, or D. And then everybody just
started roaring and laughing. And some of the
people that were liquored up pretty good were
shooting out the answers very vocally. And I'm
like, don't you people want to win? Like, why
are you giving away the answers? But yeah, people
are just having a blast with it. And that was
like the most exciting thing, like the whole
night, because everybody was looking forward
to that from the hour leading up to it. And then
after that, it was kind of just everybody just
kind of drifted all over. Because you can look
around the museum, too. I kind of wish there
was more. And they were a little surprised that
people came dressed up. And I says, I'm surprised
there's not more people and more people dressed
up. Because I says us Trekkies are pretty hardcore
into our gear. And I brought all of my comp badges
with me to look at at the table. And people would
come check them out. And a couple of people thought
that they were prizes. And I was like, no. Yeah,
no, fuck that noise. I was like, no, no. And
so, yeah, it was a lot of fun. And I got a nice
round of applause at the end. And some people
thanked me for it at the end. And it was a lot
of fun. I would so do something like that again.
Well, that's pretty cool, man. I'm definitely
glad you had a good chance to represent not just
the show, but to be an ambassador for technically
our local chapter and our ship. So good work.
Thanks. I kind of wish I could have been there
for something like that. But maybe next event
or maybe next time when I'm traveling a little
bit more easily. Yeah, I know they do events
there about every, it's like the third Thursday
every month. They have different themes. Like
I think this month is like zombies or something.
And then next month is something else. I'm not
entirely sure. And I know December is robots.
So I'm wondering what that's going to be. But
yeah, they're like, yeah, if you want to come
back, just let us know. And I'm like, okay, sounds
great. Because I probably will. So getting into
a little bit of our trackdom here, track news,
we have CBS doing their I Own You clause against
Stage 9, that fan project of the Enterprise -D
that was in virtual reality, probably killed
because Ubisoft has that one for the bridge commander.
Which is pretty cool that the fan one came along
so far and it was looking pretty neat. But kind
of sucks that, you know, I own everything! Destroy,
delete, C &D. That's unfortunate. Yeah, it was
shut down with a cease and desist, which is unfortunate
because they had a lot of the ship from the show
built using the Epic Games Unreal Engine to recreate
it. You could have used like Oculus Rift or the
HTC Vive and or Vive and explored the ship. And
it was very, I don't know, stellar to look at.
I kind of looked at a lot of the videos and it
was for free and it was just created for fans
like they weren't making anything or trying to
make anything off of it. But CBS was like, oh,
no, no, no. And they gave him a cease and desist
in like September to. to quit doing it so they
had to make it disappear because you know cbs
has an enterprise ddl cpac for bridge crew which
is nowhere near as good as this thing i'm guessing
oh no no it's not and that that's the unfortunate
part is like rather than um incorporating that
or hiring these people like you know if if like
a hacker were to hack into like microsoft or
google like more often than not they would be
like hey you figured out a loophole hey you want
a job like i mean it would kind of just make
more sense to swallow it up and incorporate it.
You know, even if you didn't pay them for what
they did so far, like to, to at least kind of
bring them on. Well, and, and you know, the thing's
never going to totally disappear from the internet.
It's going to be on the gray market or not the
gray market. It's going to be on the web forever
in some capacity anyway. Oh, yeah. Somebody's
going to have it on Torrent or something. I mean,
that's just the nature of the world now. I mean,
sure, you've stopped it here, but what's the
complete another? Like, if somebody really wanted
to pick this project up and finish it, they could.
I mean, all they're doing is cutting the head
off of one snake. Another one's going to pop
up. It's like Pirate Bay. Yeah, pretty much.
Like, ooh, you stopped me. Ten minutes later,
I'm back. It's like great Cthulhu. Sure, you
can kill them, but you can never truly destroy
them. So I don't know. It's just such a pain
in the ass. I don't get it. CBS, why would you
throw away such an awesome project? Like I said,
swallow them up, offer them a really crappy payout.
Sure, you'll take some hits in PR, but you'll
own a really neat IP and a really neat piece
of work. And I don't know, just support game
development. I don't know. I'm angry at this.
Yes. me too um so in other gaming news we have
star trek online's age of discovery expansion
which dropped actually today um the uh the 9th
of october uh and it basically allows you to
start uh the game with um a discovery character
and you get to start in the discovery timeline
instead of um like the current game you can start
in the original series and you can start in um
uh 2409 as as if you're on the federation like
either way like if you were like you can even
play as a gem hadar now uh Which is in the current
timeline. You have to skip everything that's
happened before. And they've actually made it
now in the game with this expansion that you
don't have a level cap that you have to hit before
playing certain episodes within the game now,
which is actually really nice because there's
points where I had to play levels over again
to hit a certain level, which totally sucked.
But Age of Discovery kind of reminds me of when
they did the Delta Force. uh thing and and what
i mean by that is they start you off on earth
by uh starfleet academy uh and you meet up with
you know people that you're going to be working
with basically your crew and and then you get
to name your ship and all this other stuff um
and then there's going to come a point where
a particular person that has to do with time
travel is going to show up and um It happened
in the Delta Force thing as well, although it
came up a little bit differently. You can also
customize the uniforms now to where they match
Captain Pike's from Discovery. You can leave
the collar a different color and change the rest
of the uniform, which is really nice because
I've already done that so far. as I created the
new character because I don't know how long they're
going to let you do some of this stuff. And you
get a nice... In this game, you get to at least
part one of Age of Discovery. You get to board
the USS Glenn. You get to defend Starbase One.
You get to come face -to -face with a new matriarch
character of one of the houses, Sister of Takuvma.
basically and then uh they've redone a lot of
things uh i also noticed that the graphics the
aesthetics have gotten so much more um defined
in crisp since this expansion like it was a huge
expansion it was going for like three hours earlier
um which is like the biggest that i've ever had
on this this game download um recently and uh
it even made me upgrade my uh graphics driver
oh to use it and getting in everything is very,
um, it's like, cause with every expansion, they,
they kind of skin and theme things according
to that expansion. So everything has got that
kind of discovery look to it right now. Okay.
Um, but the graphics in space, like your starship,
a lot of the other stuff is just so much more
defined than it was previously. Um, so I, I haven't
played the expansion yet, but I look forward
to doing that, um, later on. But I definitely
thought it was worth mentioning. So kind of moving
on to Star Trek Discovery, since we're on that.
We called it. Spock is in the show. Of course,
because they're not not going to have Spock.
And Discovery, we know it's going to get picked
up for season. Season 3. We're going to see the
Enterprise crew. Well, and they have Majel Barrett's
character. Nurse Chappell or whatever? No. Number
One. Oh, right. That's right. Yeah. Which is
being played by... She was Mystique in the X
-Men movies. Oh, Rebecca Romijn or whatever?
She's playing Number One in the second season.
And actually... The side -by -side that they
did with the hair design and everything, she
looks pretty close. How they dressed her up in
it. And actually, I like the Discovery uniform
aesthetic for the original series type of look.
Yes, they look sweet looking. And I know that
all they did was just recolor the Discovery uniforms.
And just give them a sheen and everything, but
it's a nice looking update. I do like it. I will
say that it gives it kind of that, that overcoat
that it kind of fits with, um, the whole aesthetic
that they get in the wrath of con with the red,
uh, wrap over, uh, type of overcoat. So it kind
of fits with that aesthetic. And then they kind
of continue that anyway through like DS nine.
So it's, it's kind of a nice, uh, nod. to update
those old uniforms. So I never was a fan of the
ones from the cage, and I was kind of more of
a fan of the Shatner era ones, but even then,
they look kind of hokey. So it's very fitting.
And then they have Ethan Peck, who's playing
Spock, basically having to try and fit within
the realm of Spock, but also be the younger version.
who somehow ties into this whole thing. And we
kind of made a number of predictions. I know
I did prior. And I had this whole predictions
and thoughts thing as I was going through Discovery
and even through the season finale. I don't know
if you're interested in hearing some of these.
Oh, of course. The one I was wrong about was
Georgiou is offed by Burnham. Yeah, I kind of
figured they would have killed her, but keeping
her around is kind of fun. Well, they're bringing
her into Section 31, which is going to be interesting
to see how that plays out, and with her with
the face -changing thing, almost kind of Romulan
tech. Some of the ones I'm right about, though,
which is funny. Dr. Culver will be revived and
healed via Spore Network and Stamets, because
they're going to bring him back. I guess this
before this whole thing happened, like before
season one roundup happened, but the Spore Network
communicated between Mirror Stamets and Stamets
connected to resolve and heal the thing and send
them home. Tyler being the first human hybrid
Klingon in the series. The Spore Drive deemed
to be dangerous upon return to the Prime Universe
in favor of working on... you know, transwarp
technology. And then Tyler fixed to remove Klingon
mind and keep Tyler overlay. And then Spock actually
showing up in the show. Yeah. So doing pretty
well there. But the nice thing is we'll actually
get a fleshed out Captain Pike and number one
in this show. I'm guessing my predictions. I
think we're going to see Tholians. I really do.
I think we're going to see more of the original
series aliens. I'd like to see more Tellwrights
because you never see them. Or if you do, they're
in the background for a few seconds. You might
get a minor character. We'll see more Andorians,
my guess is. I know we saw one in Discovery,
I think. We'll probably, as you mentioned, the
Romulans. I bet we're going to see Romulans in
this, despite nobody ever seeing them between
Enterprise and Kirk in The Balance of Terror.
I think that they'll have something to do with
whatever the Red Angel thing is. Yeah. Although,
you know what? Considering this is more or less
a soft reboot of Star Trek anyway, they're going
to throw all the rules out the window anyway.
If it fits the story and it makes people interested
in Star Trek again, they'll do whatever they
have to to bring in viewers. I assure you, this
is not going to be our grandparents' Trek. This
is a Trek for 2018. And the series Bible, they're
like, yeah, that's pretty cool for 1960, but
welcome to 2018. And things are going to change
radically. I promise you. I don't see them like
changing everything like aesthetically. Yes,
I see them changing things because in the original
series, they just didn't have the technology
that they had. And even discoveries like one
ups, you know, makes TNG and DS9 and Voyager
even look bad. In that regard. It doesn't it
fits kind of that cinematic ness of the films
for sure, but. I don't really particularly have
a problem with some of the updates, albeit the
Klingon issue, although they did say that there's
24 houses and we've only seen 12 so far and they
all have this goofy aesthetic. So I'm thinking
the other 12 will be the dominant species in
TOS and the film and TNG era. So that's what
we're going to see there. I do like that they're
bringing back the Klingon hair. Yep. Which will
be nice. So we'll have the ridges, we'll have
the hair, they just have the goofy color now.
Which could be explained somehow. I'm sure they'll
figure something out. But I'm glad that they
have that. They also revealed that the classic
Klingon ship is hidden in the Discovery Season
2 trailer. Which I thought that was actually
pretty badass. See, and that's what, a DX or
a D7 something or other? It's a D7, yep. And
the Romulans even used it briefly for a minute
there too. Yeah, there was a lot of really neat
Easter eggs hidden in the New York Comic Con
trailer. It looks cool. Like I said, the more
I see for Star Trek Discovery Season 2, the more
excited I am about it. So I'm genuinely hoping
that Season 2 lives up. the expectations it's
premiering in january which is a lot sooner than
i thought because i figured they would have waited
until honestly i figured they would have done
something for like super bowl uh but i guess
um they're ready to go they're ready to rock
i know they're working on this down in toronto
so uh party on like i said i'm stupid hyped for
this in fact one of the other things that they're
kind of doing to build and for the CBS All Access
service. We get it up here in Canada for free.
We get these short treks, and they just released
the first one over the weekend. And the first
one was called Runaway, and it features my favorite
character from Discovery, Ensign Tilly, running
into this alien runaway and her story. over the
course of 15 minutes. Basically, it's a little
slice of life for certain characters aboard the
Discovery. And I don't want to give it away because
it's a really neat story. A lot better production
value than I was expecting. Well, they managed
to capture what they're trying to do with the
Discovery and with the limited budget that they
have, which... They probably blew on that because
it was essentially a Star Trek fan film produced
by CBS. And not that that's a bad thing, because
it was a character profile kind of not really
focused on the alien, but on Tilly herself. And
that's what the goal is, is to kind of broaden
the scope of some of these characters between
Tilly, Saru, and... Henry, Harry Mudd. And there's
another character that I, for the life of me,
can't remember because they haven't introduced
him yet, but he's going to be another one of
the shorts. And then, yeah. So, I mean, I'm kind
of interested to, to see what they do on some
of these, just building their backstory with
these characters. And it has the potential to
bring in new fans. I showed it to my wife and
she wasn't completely, disgusted by it because
she hates Star Trek. My wife does too. And she's
watching it with me and she wasn't turned off
by it. She wasn't turned on by it but she wasn't
turned off and I think that says something because
this isn't Star Trek where it's just them sitting
on the bridge yelling at each other. This is
something a little different and that's something
television and storytelling has evolved over
the course of 50 years from the 60s to now. The
times are different. Storytelling is different.
The medium is different. So you can do a lot
more in how you portray characters, situations.
Even little things like camera movements and
editing can help focus a story because, Steve,
you've got a film background, so you understand
all this. Even watching TNG to compare it to
something now, right? It's a different method
of television. Oh, yeah. It's all different methods.
They're going for a more cinematic feel on this
show, which is why it's shinier, which is why
it's got a lot of the dark angles because it
helps budgetary -wise having a lot of the dark
spaces because you don't have to show as much
detail. And then so it allows them to kind of
play in the gray area of it, as it were. Plus,
they've got not necessarily a bigger budget,
but the way that they're allocating things is
a little bit different for this show compared
to back in the day when you had TNG, DS9, and
Voyager where they had limited sets. And not
that you don't have that in this show, but it's
a different vibe. It's just totally different.
TNG kind of fits with that aesthetic that the
Orville has. Shot in the same way, not cinematic,
more television budget production, different
types of cameras. You get the multicam in some
of the shows and some of them you don't. It's
a totally different vibe. I get it. A lot of
the stuff that was made in the 90s wouldn't float
now other than shows that are... kind of trying
to use that method on purpose to harken back
to the nostalgia of it. But, yeah, it's still
different. But, yeah, I mean, that's pretty much
all I can think of we really have to talk about,
unless you've got anything else you want to bring
up before we close out the show. Actually, no.
Oh, Captain Picard. All right, go ahead. Yes,
Captain Picard. The producers for his show, which
are Alex Kurtzman and Heather Caden, have confirmed
that the new Picard series being developed for
CPS All Access is planned as an ongoing series,
which is totally different than what everybody
thought. The original rumors and assumptions
was that the show would be a limited series,
like a one -off, one season. run of Picard, but
Caden has specifically said that they were planning
for the show to run for multiple seasons, which
is a little worrisome because Patrick Stewart
is kind of getting up there in age. They probably
want to get their most money out of it. They're
probably back to truckload up his house like,
all right, Patrick, what do you want? Here's
what we're offering. Can you do it? Because,
I mean, he's only 11 years younger than Shatner.
And Shatner's pretty much old as the dinosaurs
now anyway. Well, Shatner's 89, but somehow he's
still, you know, he's still trucking. I mean,
he's not doing much physical acting, but he's
doing a lot of voiceover stuff lately. But I
still think he could pull off a Kirk, albeit
not the fighting version. If he was sitting in
a chair, Kirk. Yeah, if he was sitting in the
chair, Kirk, or just kind of walking through
the ship, you know. usage of that or or like
you know uh if if you went the the way of like
uh if picard had to you know summon you know
i i would like to see like q show up in this
new show oh i assure you john delante's on board
somewhere I would love for that to happen. And
I know a lot of the original TNG cast wants to
be there. And I think that there's plenty of
room that the TNG, DS9, and Voyager people could
all kind of collectively pool in there with this
new show. Like, you know, sporadically as the
story, you know, needs it. Basically, yeah. Well,
it's going to come down to budget, availability,
and the writers. Because honestly, the Captain
Picard show is going to be... We're getting the
gang back together. We're getting the band back
together. And it's basically to make Trek fans
happy, which it is. But it's also... Sorry, go
ahead. It's a risk, too, because you risk alienating
new fans that are coming in via Discovery now.
Because as much as we love the Prime universe,
maybe it's... And this will probably be a controversial
opinion. The Prime Universe had had its run.
Maybe the new Trek should be blazed by Discovery
with a few rules set in place by the old series,
by the old guard. If you're going to reboot it,
go the whole way. Well, see, this is my thing
with it. I agree with you. But I think that they
should not have tried to pigeonhole Discovery
in the Prime Universe. Yeah, I think that was
a mistake. I think that's where 90 % of the problem
with the fan backlash is. If they had just said
that, hey, we're rebooting Star Trek for a modern
era, we're going to take it in a different direction,
we're not going to focus on any of the characters
from the previous time, although some may show
up, they're not going to be the primary characters.
And it just kind of left it at that, that we're
using the original as kind of like a guideline,
like you said, and not really using it as that
timeline anymore. I think that it would have
went over a heck of a lot better than what it
is at this point. Yeah, I mean, if they'd done
it like, say, Battlestar Galactica did, which
was a soft reboot, yeah, it was a continuation.
The first Cylon War happened, but it was essentially
a different universe. Like, the events of the
original series, as far as I know, didn't happen.
So if you're going to reboot it, dive in the
pool and take the plunge. Don't be a pussy about
it. Just go for it. Because what have you got
to lose? The Star Trek name still prints money
today. And if you treat the property well with
the right writing, actors, et cetera, et cetera,
you're going to do fine. See, and this is my
thing, too, is with the Picard show. it could
go one of two different ways um because we do
have we're missing essentially like we we get
the first 20 years after picard uh or after nemesis
uh in star trek online and then it jumps to 2409
pretty much after that 2408 2409 Uh, and then
24, 10, 11 and 12 for the most part. And then
it, it jumps like another a hundred years, another
150 years and kind of, you know, so there's a
lot of gaps. Um, and discovery will fit in one
of the other gaps in the Star Trek online game
because, uh, Star Trek online is a thing officially
like a, a CBS sanctioned, like official timeline
of everything kind of spit balled into one. Uh,
and they use agent Daniels as kind of their,
their glue to, for some of the aspects of certain
characters, basically your character of how he
fits in the timeline, your specific character.
But the actual Star Trek television series events
and films all fit within the game. So there is
that. But the new Picard show, because it's going
to be 20 years after Nemesis, we don't actually
have any of that timeline fleshed out. uh in
star trek online so essentially it's going to
be filling another hole uh that i see in there
i mean yeah they could rewrite the game around
it or in the history which you know my guess
is they probably will they probably will but
it probably will being that they've got this
nice like 30 year gap But I can't think of many
examples where a game overwrites television.
It's always the other way around. Well, they've
not had any of the TNG crew or cast in Star Trek
Online other than Worf and Geordi. Like nobody
else has made a presence from the TNG cast other
than like Tasha Yar. And like, there was like
a brief glimpse of Data. But like they purposely
insinuated that it's data with like the way that
the hand appears, like the glowy, like kind of
olive skin. Yeah. But they didn't actually show
him. And but Geordi and Worf are the only two
TNG cast that are actually shown with like their
evolution at the year 2409, where Worf's an ambassador
and Geordi is the captain of the USS Challenger
galaxy class ship. There's really no history
with any of them post -Nemesis in the game. So
there's still plenty of room that they could
play with any of them, really. And Geordi, they
kind of insinuated he was going to be the captain
anyway in Voyager in that time travel episode.
Yeah. So it's kind of... You're going to see
something along those lines. And I don't care
if they change in the game. I mean, it's not
a big deal. But the true question that kind of...
makes me wonder is if they're going to go post
all good things and just completely ignore the
films or if they're going to take it from the
end of Nemesis and go because technically I mean
CBS owns all of Star Trek but the film rights
and a lot of the merchandising and a lot of the
marketing for it goes to Paramount my guess is
The path of leash resistance will be post -Nemesis
if they wanted to keep the most people happy
and the less people confused. That's kind of
my thought, too, which means that you can have
Jonathan Frakes possibly come back as, you know,
Captain or Admiral Riker of the Titan. You could
have really any of them come back. And Michael
Dorn's been dying to come back to Trek for, you
know, since DS9 ended. and since nemesis so i
mean i i think that that would you know be a
good way to start getting these guys back in
the game if they wanted to because a lot of them
loved it especially the tng cast like most of
those people were like the most enthusiastic
about trek bar none so i i would be you know
i i i think that even if i don't think they'll
alienate that many people with the picard show
because It's Patrick Stewart. People are familiar
with him from X -Men. People are familiar with
him from various things that he's popped up in
over the recent, like, five to ten years. I mean,
he hasn't been associated with Trek since 2002.
So, I mean, really, people would have a totally
different expectation of liking him for a totally
different reason. And those that would be interested
in the Picard series would, chances are, go back
and watch TNG on CBS All Access. Yeah. So I know
I'm super pumped for the Picard show. I am cautiously
optimistic is how I would quantify my opinion
on it. Other Trek news. I kind of wanted to talk
about this because I think it's kind of neat.
So as you guys know, I do another show with a
website called TerribleWarriors .com, which is
a role play podcast. And we have a Patreon, which
is Patreon slash Terrible Warriors. And last
couple weeks ago, rather, we played a Star Trek
role -playing game. We played with the new rules
by Modiphius Entertainment, so Star Trek Adventures.
We played in the classic era. which is something
I know nothing about. I've seen five, maybe six
episodes of the original series. So we're in
the disco haircuts and the ridiculous bright
colors and the cardboard rocks and everything.
You know what I'm talking about. So our mission
was we were delivering medical supplies to a
planet that had been taken over by this fever
that... really affected Tellwrights. It was like
a Tellwright colony. And we're playing 20 years
after the Federation has been established. I
played an Andorian. I'm actually going to pull
up my character sheet on my computer here just
so I can read you my name here. My name was,
where are you? I was, where? Adobe? Bugger off.
There we go. My name was Thosh. Thos the Shran,
or Thran. I was Andorian. I was born on Earth.
My parents went to the Daystrom Institute. They
were scientists there, and I chose to be an army
grunt joining Starfleet, but I didn't go to the
Academy. I stuck it and was an enlisted person,
and I became eventually the chief petty officer
of the USS Lexington, which was our ship. And
the wacky adventures thereof. One of the cool
things about Star Trek is you start playing one
character, but because you can't expect one character
to do everything. Like a guy on the bridge can't
do everything. So our GM had us create support
characters. I created a nurse named Nurse Lovecraft,
who was my character's love interest. And then
I created another character. who was one of the
engineers in engineering. When our ship was disabled
by a saboteur and we're drifting towards the
Klingon neutral zone. And there's a couple of
warbirds just sitting there waiting for us to
cross the border so they can blow the hell out
of us. So we have three hours to fix the ship,
not in real time. And it was ridiculous because
my character's very military, very tough, very...
And Dorian, right? Because they're basically
blue Klingons. But at one point, I get to play
a different character. I'm a Tellwright, and
his nickname was Ollie. And I kind of played
him like this, sir. And I played him like Shorzy
from the television show Letterkenny, which is
on Hulu. Watch that show. It's the most ridiculous
crap you'll ever see. I grew up near this place.
And I'm like, well, sir, you fucked my ship.
Get out of my engineering section. And I'm basically,
I'm insubordinate. I'm such a jerk. But our Vulcan
XO was like, well, if you need me to get out
of engineering, I guess I will do that. Get out
of here, you green -blooded stupid head. Stuff
like that. And I said something a lot worse.
Stuff like that. And it was just the most ridiculous
amount of fun I've had playing Star Trek. Because
the last time we played Star Trek was I played
in high school with the last unicorn system for
Star Trek The Next Generation. And the only thing
I remember is our captain slept with every ensign
that he could because that's the way things went.
We had Ensign Finger in the socket and Lieutenant
Bullseye. So they were our security personnel.
But no, seriously, it was a lot of fun. I know
the reason I brought this up is because I know
on the show, we play a different role -playing
game every month, but we've been playing The
Living Campaign, which is written by Modiphius.
And I'm really stuttering on that word tonight.
Modiphius, there we go. Beat you! Victory! They
release a new chapter every so often, and it's
a part of an ongoing story, which parts of the
Living Campaign take place in the 23rd century,
some parts take place in the 24th century, and
at some point they're going to collide. So I
don't know whether we played the Living Campaign
or whether this was something my Game Master
Justin came up with, but... It got me interested
in classic Trek. Cause I didn't think to me,
classic Trek has always been super boring. And
I know that's blasphemy. Spock and Kirk. They're
amazing. No, my crew is Janeway and Chakotay.
Take that shots fired. Don't worry. I love Captain
Picard too, but no Janeway is my captain. And.
Yeah, it was just fun. So if you want to go over
to terriblewarriors .com, you can check out the
adventures of our ship, which I don't know what
it's called off the top of my head because I'm
not involved in that campaign. But we have Toronto's
greatest supervillain, Dr. Terawatt plays in
that, as well as a few other local nerd celebrities.
So terriblewarriors .com, look up Star Trek Adventures.
I think you'll have a lot of fun. And the Modiphius
books. I think the science division or operations
comes out next month in November for their books.
The beta quadrant came out this summer, which
it's officially licensed by CBS. So whatever
they make up CBS is okay, cool. And they gave
them their own part of the alpha quadrant, the
plan called the Shackleton expanse. It's something
you should really. uh kind of check out steve
like like the lore in these books is incredibly
well researched it's something i you can tell
people who work on this game love the property
of the person i've interviewed a person for the
show before i think his name was sam webb and
huge lifelong star trek nerd cares about the
property hole i think he's the line editor or
the line developer and um Yeah, I think Star
Trek's in really good hands in terms of the role
-playing universe. I'm waiting for the book on
the Delta Quadrant to come out at some point
next year because that's my playground. So really,
really looking forward to it. So once again,
terriblewarriors .com. Check us out on Patreon,
and maybe you'll get a chance to play with us
because we play with fans and Patreons, and maybe
you'll get a chance to play Star Trek with us
because it's more fun than you can possibly imagine.
Yeah, that definitely sounds very interesting,
just being able to be in that universe, especially
the original series. Yeah, it's so cool. Like
I said, I didn't expect Star Trek to grip me
like it is because I'm thinking it's weird. Because
when I was playing with my Game Master, Justin
was like, Mike, remember, you're in the 23rd
century. So all your fancy technobabble that
you think you know. Yeah, take it back 100 years.
And I'm like, oh, crap. Oh, man. Because at one
point, the saboteur is running through the ship.
I'm thinking, ha, well, I'll just use the transporter
and I'll grab him. I got his bio signs. Well,
he didn't come on the ship that way. He came
on board via shuttlecraft. So his pattern is
in the transport buffer. And I'm thinking, Newman.
So I was just so, I was like, oh man, I got to
find this guy the old fashioned way. Eventually
I shot him in the leg with a phaser and I'm thinking,
buddy, I'm taking you to the brig one way or
another. Sickbay or the brig, it's your choice.
You're going down. Oh, it was so much fun. And
then I made him cry like a little girl. It was
great. Anyway, so that is my Trek story for this
episode. Funny enough that you mentioned playing
in those universes, IDW next year has a comic
coming that's a massive crossover event, which
brings together four of the Trek crews in a multi
-month series starting in January. They're going
to have a six -part event that takes the crews
of the original Enterprise, the Enterprise -D.
Deep Space Nine and Voyager and has them face
off in a Q run competition that spans the galaxy.
And so Q was essentially toying with all four
crews. Oh, yeah. So it's the story comes from
Scott and David Tipton. And it's it. I mean,
I'm enthused because it's it's a dispute between
godlike beings threatening the galaxy that will
take all of Starfleet's best captains to stop
them. And then all the captains must go head
to head in the competition rigged by the arrogant
Q and his nine omnipotent cohorts. So, yeah,
I'm kind of looking forward to that just because
it's Q and then he's screwing with all four crews,
even though he's never met Kirk's crew. Although
if he was Trelane, then it's quite possible.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So they've had their their
mix. I like to believe that Trillane is either
a member of the Q continuum or he's Q himself
before he was older. So it would be fun to see
him screwing with all four crews anyway. So yeah,
I'm enthused for that. So, yeah, I think that
about rounds it down on Future Imperfect. What
do you guys think on the Discovery short treks?
And what do you think about the Picard series?
Let us know, and you can email us feedback at
alteredgeek .com. Just easier that way. You can
get a hold of me on Twitter at FCP21 and yourself,
sir. You can find me on Twitter, Facebook, and
Instagram at BirdmanDodd. So until next time,
live long. Oh, right. Oh, right. This is me.
I normally sign this out. Yes. So, yes. So from
us here at the Future Imperfect, we depart into
the stars, taking off into the Shackleton Expanse.
Look it up, guys. Until next time, we have been
Steve Megatron Phillips. I've been Mike the Birdman
Dodd saying live long and prosper. I'll get this
right eventually.
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