Altered Geek
Holiday News and Entertainment Roundup

About this Episode
Hey, this is Steve blue and you are listening
to the geek cast radio network Welcome to Altered
Geek Unlimited Episode 71, and you may be asking
yourself, why are we recording one when we said
we wouldn't be back till January? Well, I felt
like it. So joining me for this episode is...
Holy shit, where's the Tylenol? Yeah, he's out
of his gourd this week. No, no, it's a... It
went in with your undercurrent music last week
at the end of the rant. Holy shit, where's the
Tylenol? I was either gonna go with that or fix
the new post. I'm of course stiffed you and Mike.
Oh, quiet you. You and your terrible references.
How is referencing Christmas vacation a terrible
thing? Don't even go there. Oh, the secondary
one, the Tylenol I got. Mean fixing the new post
is the same damn thing he cuts the banister top
of the banister off with with the chainsaw Yeah,
I just couldn't remember what it's called. So
Anyway, so when you're hearing this GCR and wars
The semi -finals will have been out. Yeah, you
should go listen to that because it gets more
upsetting as it goes along Especially with who
made it to the Final Four. Next time we do one
of those video game tournaments, unless it's
a tournament of all duos, no duos in a single
competition tournament. That's just cheating
and wrong. It doesn't matter. It's cheating and
wrong. Ratchet and Clank, ugh. You're just pissed
because Spyro lost because he's a little bitch.
Sonic's gonna run circles around Ratchet and
Clank. Sonic fans, unite! Vote Ratchet and Clank!
Shut up! Sonic's gonna win anyway. That's my
prediction, but still. So yeah, there's that.
Had some interesting things pop up over the last
week between my life and then... things with
the site, which I'm not going into detail on
either. I will say one half of the site issue
is rectified at this point. That's all I'm saying.
All I'm going to say is GCMN are the worst call
letters ever. You and your terrible references
again. It's not a tip. I do like how the one
changed from GCN to UGN You put a P in there
it's it's owned by CVS and Warner Brothers I
was gonna say I was gonna be owned by IGN but
Split them off because it's you know the underbelly
It's mean I'm I didn't mean that master So yeah,
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What else has been going on over the last week?
Let's see The voice crowned a winner for season
7 not that you really care about that, but they
crowned a winner for season 7 that ended I'm
trying to think I am slowly getting through all
of my end -of -the -year La La Land records reviews
By the time, hopefully, this episode goes live
on the site, I will have my Miracle on 34th Street
written review done, my Danny Elfman Batman collection
review done, which is a four disc set for the
expanded editions of both 1989 Batman soundtrack
and Batman Returns. I'll also have a Batman Forever
set review as well. um... the only thing lowland
records needs to release now is the score from
batman and robin which has never been released
this point and i'm not talking about the actual
me i'm talking about the score the background
music the the sound the the themes the anthems
i'm not talking about you know are kelly's gotham
city because that was already released x number
of years ago uh... What else has been going on?
I have been having a blast with Lady Rek and
Beatles Diva doing the gem review show that will
be premiering next year I I swear man every time
I record with those gals. It's like I just cannot
stop laughing I I told you this off air a couple
weeks ago Showtime synergy is gonna give the
beast on leash a run for its money when it comes
to not just being vulgar but just really really
raunchy humor so we shall see yeah gems gonna
knock you out megatron um i highly doubt it um
let's see what else i have been not necessarily
planning but i guess i've been planning i've
been planning the first three months of 2015
for the pull bag as far as what i'd like to cover
and what i've noticed is In doing the pull bag
in its second year this year, I've diversified
a lot. I know a lot of people in the beginning
were like, oh, it's just a superhero in DC Comics
podcast. And because of everything that DC has
done this year to piss me off, I have really
been branching out into other publishers, specifically
IDW and Image Comics. It seems like every time
I go on Comixology and look up at a comic that
I haven't seen before and a couple of times on
there, it has been a free issue. I'll get it
just because it's a free issue and it looks interesting.
I then look at it and like, oh, this is from
Image. That's amazing. That's awesome. The pullback
is really getting diversified. I wasn't able
to do the 25 days of Tooncast Beyond Christmas
this year, but it will happen next year in 2015,
and I am in the process of basically reformatting
Tooncast Beyond as far as how the show will lay
out and what we'll be doing each episode and
that kind of thing. What else? What else? Other
than that, I'm just... Try to relax over the
holidays, really. So, speaking of holidays, what
do you guys do for holidays? And this is not
necessarily directed at you. I know. TFG1, this
is directed at the listeners. Yeah, I know that.
Thank you. Nobody cares about you. This is an
audio podcast, so no one can see me flipping
you off yet again. I love doing that. I'm gonna
give you a goat simulator and let you have your
way with that. You jackass! So yeah, there's
that. Just kind of wondering what your Christmas
traditions are and what you do. I, for instance,
I have to travel normally three households, but
this past week I went to... My in -laws and did
Christmas there Where my son got more than enough
gifts that he doesn't honestly need and then
Christmas Day We get to Have our Christmas in
the morning, which will all get gifts. I'm pretty
sure I have an idea what two of mine are The
rest I'm unsure My son I know has got quite a
few and then my wife's got quite a few because
I bought them but Then we go to My mom's and
then my dad's where we'll get stuff there, too
So yeah, it's it's gonna be a very long day Both
ways so There's that and then I get to go back
to work on Friday Which is today? As of this
record release anyway So yeah, there's that and
then for New Year's I really don't do anything
for that Yeah, New Year's is pretty much just
go to bed early wake up and it's a new year Because
it's still ever since some mr. Clark passed away
I'm glad they still call it dick Clark's rockin
New Year's Eve, but they've added the with Ryan
Seacrest at the end of that now Ryan does the
hosting for it, but well cuz you know it's Dick
Clark lives on and in his ghost form yeah haunting
Ryan Seacrest So when Ryan does something wrong
that you'll know because they go off of him yeah
And then you come back and he's like in a different
environment because Dick Clark like bitch slapped
him to another area It could be worse they could
have Brian Dunkleman It could be worse they could
have that other guy that used to be on MTV Which
one? Carson Daly or whatever it was or was he
VH1? No, Carson was MTV, but Carson is honestly
he's not like Given the choice of watching a
radio personality or a television personality
when it comes to music between Carson Daly and
Ryan Seacrest I'd rather watch Carson Daly because
at least he's He has more media presence and
he had he just I don't know he he's just overall
more interesting to hear stories from then then
Seacrest is Anyways, now that we've jumped onto
that shitstorm, somehow, kind of pulling full
circle to some of the latest happenings in media
news. We have, of course, going back to the Batman
content, Michael Keaton. It's been floating around.
There's the unused Michael Keaton bat suit designs,
surfacing, which, depending on what you think
about it, look either nice or strange at the
same time. It looks strange to me. I'm happy
with the suit that he wore in the movie. I know
the suit he... Well, this is for the third one,
kind of. Third one? Well, you remember originally
he was supposed to do... Batman forever. Oh,
that's yeah and there and it looks like in the
In the bat suit that he actually was going to
get to move his head. Mm -hmm And it kind of
looked like a a cross between returns and forever
without adding the bat nipples or adding The
forever isms Yeah into the suit so it would have
been interesting It would have been it would
have made him look completely anorexic though
Suit just looks all wrong Batman is short that
version Just I'm taller than that Batman. Yeah
Then there's the other thing of you know, the
beetle juice, yep, the beetle juices Tim Burton
pretty much said that it's for the most part
gonna happen and Then Winona Ryder and Keaton
are pretty much down for it. Yeah, which is to
be expected That movie is so old I just don't
know what a sequel will do for it at this point
Like that movie is so classic at this point and
I mean I'm glad that it's the original people
like Burton and obviously Keaton and Ryder, but
I don't know it just Do we really need a Beetlejuice
sequel? At this point in Hollywood really the
only way I could see it working is is if they
had like Wynonna Ryder's character have kids
and stumble upon something that was Beetlejuice's
and say, what's that? You don't need to know
about that. And then they kind of look it up
and find out about it and end up summoning the
bastard from hell. Good work. It could work.
Although, as we've seen, a lot of things that
have come back from the 80s should have just
stayed in the 80s. Namely, you know, Die Hard,
Robocop, Total Recall. Well, those are reboots,
not sequels. Yeah, true. There's Dumb and Dumber
too. I still have not seen that movie. I don't
think I ever will see that movie. I've seen it.
From the privacy of my own living room. But it's
not... I enjoyed Horrible Bosses 2 much more
than I enjoyed Dumb and Dumber 2. And that's
sad. And I've heard bad things about both. And
I actually was quite pleased to see Horrible
Bosses 2 because the formula that they used in
the movie, they acted like they were going to
hit the same notes as the first film. And then
they pulled a 180. like they started going down
the same path just to kind of screw with itself
and then They made them botch every effort that
they did right that they did wrong in the first
movie So it was it was kind of nice Then of course
we have some other I'll get into some other kind
of decent news before we get into The shit storm
that I am wanting to actually talk about Nicktoons
Network While they're putting the throwback 2003
Ninja Turtles episodes online See I thought they
were also gonna be on TV on the on the Nicktoons
channel I could be wrong. It's gonna be on both
It says don't have Nicktoons network. It looks
like Nick is putting the Thrillback 2003 Ninja
Turtles online too. So they'll have both, which
I don't have cable anymore. So I'm going to have
to watch them that way. I remember watching it
when it first came out and there were some goofy
things that happened in the first season. I just
can't remember exactly what happened. So I'm
gonna have fun going back and watching them with
my kid. Oh, yeah, absolutely Because his one
of his favorite words is turtle So it gives me
an excuse to sit there and watch it Yeah, the
2003 show for the most part it ran from 2003
to 2009 For the most part in the beginning it
was pretty awesome I mean sure it's not our classic
favorite voice actors from the 80s, but Each
of those characters and each of those voice actors
that work on the 2003 series Do a good job of
you know becoming the characters that we all
know and love and the theme song is pretty catchy
and I really dig it. I can't wait to does it
say when they're have they already started putting
them on or You know, I don't know So yeah that
that could um That'll be interesting when they
do I do know several people on YouTube have the
entire series up there But it's nice and I'm
happy that Nickelodeon is going back and putting
it all online and on their on their channel for
you know legal viewing Well, and I think that
it helps that one they they basically took the
87 series and just updated their animation style
On a lot of on a lot of effects, but I mean,
yeah They made it more serious and more up -to
-date with the modern times, but they also A
lot of the designs are pretty close to what the
originals look like, or the origins, or stuff
like that. A little bit, but the origin stories
are completely different because we didn't have
Hun in the 87 series. We didn't have Shredder
as an Utrom in the 87 series. So, I mean, yeah,
I see your point, but it's also a little bit
different as well. Which is not a bad thing at
all So yeah, I'm I'm quite psyched to see it
So At least Nickelodeon's, you know doing something
intelligent with their programming that they
bought and that they have and you know Like Cartoon
Network when they kill stuff. Yeah So I'm just
glad that Nickelodeon got a hold of turtles instead
of Cartoon Network They would have killed it
It's a trap. I found some goofy video that was
floating around earlier last week and it was
weird out. Oh Lord. He had this mysterious floating
orb and it turned out to not be a mysterious
orb. It was a soup ladle. But the way that he
held it in his shirt, it looked like it was floating.
And then he turned and he pulled it out of his
shirt and he started sifting through the soup
on the stove. It was real quick, but it was just
stupid funny. It's crazy. I couldn't help it.
So yes, I had to bring that up. It was definitely
newsworthy. Not really, but I just thought it
was funny. This one you kind of thought was funny
though, the Peyton List. Play Lisa start aka
the golden glider in the flash, which is Captain
colds sister. Yeah, and it's actually Just like
how they've had a prison break renewal and or
kind of reunion in the flash and arrow with the
clock King who was Theodore Bagwell and Prison
break and then they had Michael Schofield, which
is He He's Captain Cold and then they had his
brother in that show heat that guy is A different
a different villain. They just haven't shown
him yet Well, they're having a tomorrow people
reunion because they had the one that was playing
Stephen in the show he's Playing fighter storm
in the flash. Well, you know this Peyton list
which is the same name as the one that's on Jesse
Who's older she is playing the sister so it's
it's kind of I Don't know anything about the
character So that'll be interesting for me to
sit there and watch and kind of find out as I
watched but yeah It yeah when I first saw the
name like hey wait a second Well, and the funny
thing is is a lot of news sources online when
they first came out that information had his
Had his freaking Her picture the the Jesse actress
this picture with the with the article and it
was actually the other actors And then the major
shitstorm I actually want to talk about that
is the Actually, I'll say that no good No, cuz
I'm gonna bring up these are two things first
the the Sony hack. Yeah, what are your thoughts
about that? With the with the whole interview
movie and everything else first of all, I'm not
a fan of Seth Rogen you know between Seth Rogen
and and whoever the hell created Family Guy.
I'm just not a fan of that comedy at all. Wow,
those are completely two different people playing
it. I know, but that style of comedy, I'm just
not a fan of. The interview, I looked at it online.
I didn't look at the movie itself, obviously,
but I looked at the description of what the movie
is. It's just another stupid... slapstick comedy
It reminds me of 30 minutes or less is what it
reminds me of Yeah, they were trying to make
a second one of that and I got botched to just
What was it gonna be called 60 minutes or less
for a sequel? But First of all Sony getting hacked
that's not cool Anything getting hacked is not
cool. I mean sure we live in an age where There's
person -to -person sharing all over the world
but The fact that you're gonna sit there and
hack a movie studio really seriously come on
now there are better things to do with your lives
Yeah My thoughts on the whole thing is I I Think
that it's um Think it's kind of asinine that
people do that have to do that and and for one
it's a movie It's it's it's basically screwed
our freedom of speech Yeah, when you think about
it if you're letting something control you just
because you get hacked if you got hacked I mean,
I'm not saying that it's their fault that they
got hacked I mean it may have been it may not
have been but And I'm not saying that it'd be
easy to to block it because probably not But
you think they would have kept all this vital
information off of their main servers Yeah, you
would think or you would think they would have
a high Firewall and encryption rate, you know,
I bet you they do now. Well you think yeah But
um The funny the funny thing is is North Korea
got theirs, which it may not have been them It
may have been them. Nobody really knows for sure
what the whole story is behind that. Yeah If
you choose to believe that then karma hit them
pretty hard because they got knocked offline
Which I find to be ironic and very funny, but
if it's not them, I mean then I feel bad but
again, it's It's so hard to know in today's age
who's full of shit who's now very true So and
especially and I mentioned this and oh god about
20 episodes or so back in the podcast when spoof
stories come up It's so hard nowadays to, you
know, I have been fooled so many times by, you
know, false stories. And it's not that I, you
know, someone goes and usually I look for websites
that I know are like real sources, like the LA
Times or like, you know, Chicago Tribune or,
you know, sites that are reputable. But even
sometimes then could still be a false story and
it's just It's just one of those things where
the this whole hack thing is just and it isn't
just the Sony hack. It's I mean How many times
is PlayStation Network and whatever else? I mean,
there's been so many hacks in the last five years
It just to really in the last two well true,
but I Just trying to give it a little broader
scope. But yeah, I mean it just it's so friggin
weird that all this stuff is happening now That
be true So yeah, that's it's kind of interesting
and then there's the new Pee Wee Herman movie
being produced by Judd Apatow, which is like
Seth Rogen type comedy I'm heading to Netflix
with Paul Rubin's playing pee -wee Well He's
the only person that can I don't care how old
Paul Rubin's is or gets He's the only person
and granted it's gonna be a little Creepy seeing
a you know, 90 year old Paul Rubin's playing
pee -wee, but it's one of those things where
You know, I Love we live in a world where we've
gotten to the point where so many actors, you
know There's always the joke of putting Peter
Cullen's voice on ice, or putting his head on
ice, or whatever else. And Paul Rubin's, when
it comes to Pee Wee Herman, is the same way.
No one else can do that. No one. Maybe some of
the better voice actors can imitate the voice.
Oh, Jimmy Fallon's pretty... Jimmy Fallon's not
a friggin' voice actor, though. He's not a voice
actor, but he doesn't have to be. He's a good
impressionist, and that's... Say what you will,
but it's... I'm not, well... I'll go ahead and
go on my tie right here, because I'm not too
thrilled with this. You mentioned Jimmy Fallon.
And every now and then since he's taken over
The Tonight Show, I've checked in and... You
know tried to watch it and I mainly watch for
like if there's a guest I want to see him interview
And I mentioned this at the top of this podcast
this time around and I know you don't care about
this but Usually when whoever wins the voice
they make the rounds they go to the Today Show
They go to whatever late -night shows to promote
the fact that hey I won this year's contest and
you know I've got you know a new album coming
out whatever else He was on the Today Show and
the Today Show in this day and age I can't stand
any of the people that are hosting the Today
Show at all. I don't even watch the Today Show
anymore I haven't watched it in 20 years or so
Um, he went on today's show and they were really
respectful. They asked him a whole bunch of questions.
You get to the, the, the next night or that night
on Jimmy Fallon and he's basically background
with the roots. He's not even a real guest. He's
just there for the, uh, Craig Wayne Boyd, who
was the finalist, uh, in season six. I just,
I cannot stand late night television anymore.
I just can't. You're just crotchety old man.
That's, yeah, cause I miss the greats like Johnny
Carson. He's dead, Jim. Well, you miss the ones
that are like Casey Kasem. True. He's dead also.
Buried in Norway. Don't bring that up. He is.
That, ugh, that woman. I don't know. That bitch!
All right, so Where are we going from here? Yeah,
yes my Let me first preface this with I think
Star Trek has been damaged destroyed in the last
five years Oh God our five -year mission to ruin
the franchise Well Paramount succeeded I Don't
know I'm so I'm so sad to see Star Trek go down
the shitter like it has in the last few years.
I really am. It used to be such a nice franchise.
It used to be such a nice, just highly intelligent
writing. and storytelling and adventure and political
drama with it all kind of rolled into one. It
had, yes, a little bit of action, but it wasn't
primarily action. With Abrams, you started getting
the shine, the lens flare, the recycled story,
the recycled plot lines and character development.
A lot of it was sloppy. I'm not saying it's Abrams'
fault that it was that way. The lens flares,
I blame on him because that was him. But the
rest of it I can't really blame on him because
he didn't write me. I blame that on the dynamic
duo that have split. It's like Toucan saying,
follow your nose! You know, right to the pile
of coke. So you can tell what they were snorting
when they wrote it. That being said... We're
getting into the the the era where I think Orsi
was going to wasn't he supposed to be the one
that was directing? He was gonna be writer -director.
Yeah, but that's yeah now he's gonna be a producer
which is just as bad honestly I'd rather they
booted his ass from the cartridge of of Trek
and and started fresh again, but in that essence
they kind of are they hire the Fast and the Furious
Six? Justin Lin? Director? To do the yeah, I
choose not to acknowledge him right just so everyone
knows you are talking about Justin Lin I I will
say I will reserve judgment because he may do
okay However having seen the fact that he's done
like heist action movies That is not well. Yeah,
but you can't okay sure He's done the Fast and
the Furious movies and the Fast and the Furious
movies have gone beyond just street racing They
really have as you said they've become I mean
shit. He's done for okay All right, all right
calm I'm not calm down because yes, he is done
for fast films, but here's the thing you know
You don't know what he's gonna do when it comes
to Star Trek because it's a completely different
beast. I mean What what's he gonna do get? Alright,
let me just run this down before you interrupt
me because I want to make sure that I have this
I want to make sure I have this correct you have
a B C D and E correct you have as far as what
as far as ships you have a B you have the original
A, B, C, D, E, and E. So there's seven. Unless
Justin Lin is going to do a street race in space
with the Enterprises, I really don't think you
can really compare what he might do with the
third Star Trek film to what he's done with Fast
and the Furious, because it's two very different
genres. who know like it's the really the approach
i've i've taken the last year and a half two
years at this point i don't know okay sure i've
seen the two star trek films that abram's did
i still don't know even after seeing the teaser
trailer for episode seven i still don't know
what the hell his style is going to look like
on star wars other than the teaser trailer that
we saw and it looks pretty cool for the most
part um and there wasn't too much lens flare
except on the millennium falcon scenes but anyway
My point here is, don't pull a me and judge Justin
Lin just by what his heist street racing films
were. Oh, I'm gonna pull a pull you. I figured
you would. This is one topic that I'm more passionate
about than Transformers. And of course, Batman.
There's Batman. I would almost argue that that
and Trek are about neck and neck. So would you
rather have... Alright, so even though Justin
Lin is the guy, would you rather have Christopher
Nolan doing... Fuck no. Okay then. The only thing
I like that Christopher Nolan's done is spend
the prestige. Yeah. And that was because it had
nothing to... I mean, it fit his style perfectly.
Everything else he's done. Yeah, I like the Dark
Knight and I liked Batman Begins, but the rest
of everything he's done to me has been dog -snot.
Like, I know I'm gonna catch shit for it, and
I understand that, and I will accept it. I will
not fling it back, but... This whole thing with
Trek, it got ruined when Enterprise was birthed.
And then after Enterprise was killed, and then
they revived it with Star Trek 2009, which, okay,
I gave it props, it rebooted it, it restarted
it, it was fresh. They kind of revived some of
the stuff that we liked from the original with
giving it a new flair. Well, I gave it props.
Darkness came out four years later, and it was
complete shit. I hated that movie. I like it
as far as an action movie, but it's a terrible
movie. The writing is sloppy. It's ridiculous.
It's not even scientific in the slightest. The
character development is dead. The pacing was
okay, but there was no actual development going
on in that entire film besides convenience points
and recycled dialogue. So, and then there's that
whole factor of where the hell's the rest of
the fleet? You know, the first movie we saw half
the fleet get decimated. Well, this is years
later, we should see the rest of the fleet, you
know, some of the ones that are surviving to
fight the vengeance. Well, no, it's Enterprise
versus Vengeance. There's nobody else around.
Never mind we're next to Earth. Yeah, really?
So this new film is supposed to be like out in
space. Right. So the only thing I can equate
it to is they're going to play a Star Wars and
do the Kessel Run. Because then that would that
would prove my point that he's gonna do another
heist movie with Star Trek and then they're gonna
have like the Klingons Romulans in the enterprise
fighting over something Okay, let me just run
this down really quick. This is from Wikipedia
and this is his filmography according to Wikipedia
I'm not looking at I'm looking at IMDb. Okay.
Well you can fill in any blanks He had Fast and
Furious Tokyo Drift, Fast and Furious from 2009,
Fast 5 and Fast 6. Next year he's doing the Bourne
Betrayal. Nope. Yes he is. It got cancelled.
It got cancelled? Seriously? Yes. That's why
he has an opening for Star Trek. Oh. Hmm. They're
not doing that Jeremy Renner Bourne sequel. It's
going to be Paul Greengrass and... See, I thought
it was going to be Greengrass on the writing
and whatever else. Nope, he's directing. That's
the only way Matt Damon would come back. And
then Star Trek. So that's why Star Trek III is
replacing it and that's why he got it. Because
if he would have had the Bourne sequel, he would
have never got this film. Because they want it
to come out in 2016 and they want it to stay
that way because it's 50 years of Trek. Now,
would I rather see this guy take it than a Michael
Bay or something? Yeah, probably, but I don't
want to see it get actioned up. I want to see
it go back to the adventure and the character
development and the actual science that was Star
Trek. Not just the whole thing of, oh, the Enterprise
can be in the atmosphere. Oh, the Enterprise
can be underwater. No, I'm sorry, the gravity
well would tear it apart. That ship is not built
for that. Voyager was the only one that was built
for that. It's stupid shit like that. I know
that I shouldn't be nitpicking because it's a
fictitional series to begin with, just like everything
we talk about, but it bothers me in the sense
that if you're going to do it, do it right. It's
not Star Wars where you can just have the Millennium
Falcon just fly anywhere you feel like it and
have it land on the ground. And, you know, it's
a small ship, and yes, it has the hyper speed
and everything else, but they're two different
things. It's not Star Wars. Treat it like Star
Trek, not Star Wars. So I guess that's my soapbox,
really. Abrams at least got booted and sent over
to where he belonged. Done with tirade, sorry.
Now, I am looking at several different things,
and Damon was listed, even though it's not linked,
he was listed as being in Born Betrayal, but
I'm looking at Paul Greengrass on Wikipedia,
and it says here that... Let's see... I was confirmed
by Matt Damon that he is returning for the fifth
Jason Bourne movie with Paul Greengrass and the
director's seat, as we've already stated. In
the statement, Damon said that it'll be in 2016
when the movie will actually come out. Greengrass
is going to do another one, and that's all I've
ever said. Just needed him to say yes. Don't
know. I think it would be interesting if they
did the born betrayal I don't know. It sounds
like a kind of a cool naked if you look at the
born movies other than legacy because legacy
was just complete crap I I couldn't even and
I Know I'm gonna catch flack for this but my
legacy was I was I made it I saw made it through
45 minutes of that movie and I'm like, what am
I watching? Was at the drive -in I couldn't I
started trying to watch other screens My wife
yelled at me because I started turning the radio
out so I could turn around and look and she's
like no I Eventually did succeed for this next
film But I mean if you outside of legacy if you
look at the titles of the born films you have
born identity You have supremacy and ultimatum
born betrayal would be A really cool title for
the next one. It really would be. It very well
may be the actual title. I don't know. What else
do we want to talk about? Well, I do look forward
to showing off my My goodies, not like that.
That was not meant to be Adonism, I swear. You
liar. The stuff that I get for Christmas, because
like I said, I have a feeling I know what two
of them are, but I don't know 100%. And then
there's some other things that I have no idea.
But I'm trying. I finally put up this superhero
thing that I got from a Halloween store. It's
got Captain America and it's got Spider -Man
kind of side by side and it says superheroes.
Well, I finally nailed it on my wall instead
of having it sitting on the ledge in my office
and then I hung up like my rat trap and my Batman
and John McClane aka Joe Colton. And then I've
got some other stuff I'm going to organize once
I get some... I'm trying to get these poster
frames so I can hang up all my signed posters
that I've gotten. Just because I'd like to showcase
them and have it as a nice backdrop. At least
in case I... Don't have a green screen or if
I do it can take a picture of the wall and put
it behind me true so So yeah, that's that's what
I'm looking forward to and one of these days.
I'll actually put Pictures of all of what I have
right because I have some from Beast Wars Darkglass
that that we've done and it's got Scott McNeil
signing them. Oh cool Like the rat trap silverbolt
waspinator and Dinobot And then there's... I've
got some that are from... Oh, it's killing me.
He's a artist for... He's done DC, he's done
Marvel, he's done all kinds of stuff. He's...
I think it's Mark McKenna. I'm pretty sure that's
his name. I met him at Grand Con. And he was
actually at a booth right by the Geekcast Radio.
area and I got two posters from him and had him
signed and They're pretty badass. I can't wait
to put all of those up and then I got one from
Joe Reed at our own booth Couldn't help it. I
had to buy it. It was it was well it was he drew
this awesome Ninja Turtles Poster and it just
it was so badass. I had to have it Even though
I probably didn't need to spend the money that
day. I think I dropped like 60 bucks on art Joe
does some pretty cool turtle stuff But yeah,
and then I bought something from another guy
that does did a lot of the the art from Batman
animated series like card boxes and stuff like
that and and trading cards and stuff like that.
So I have that too. So I Probably have a good
1012 Posters that I can hang up cool So I'm hoping
I can get all those so I can finish building
the rest of my office and get some more of it
set up and I'm hoping to get my soundboard set
up for next year so that I can actually try and
Play some effects on it and edit on that I don't
know how you guys have your son's room decorated,
but you're mentioning all these heroes and stuff
and All I keep flashing to is those things, those
fat heads. And I just looked at their website.
And as cool as they are, I'm sorry. There's no
way in hell anyone, I'm sure people have, but
there's no way in hell anyone I know would spend
a hundred bucks for a life -size... It's these
things that you stick to your walls. Instead
of having a Spider -Man poster, it's an actual
life -size... Picture of the character, but it's
kind of like a cutout I'm sure you've seen the
fathead stuff before It sounds familiar And I'm
looking at the prices of these things and they're
all like a hundred bucks apiece I'm like who
really is gonna buy this stuff Desperate people
potentially I mean, and most of the stuff is
sports figures and stuff and they have stuff
for kids like My Little Pony and Sesame Street
and Nickelodeon and they have the frozen stuff
and I mean they look really cool as wall decorations
like there's a Batman one where he's like jumping
out at somebody it looks really cool but it's
still one of those things where it's like A hundred
bucks for a wall decoration, really? It's a little
much. Just a little bit much. Cost a little bit
too much. Yeah, see? That does not obviously
get smart. My vocal cords are just not... Like,
I can only go deep. Yeah. with my vocals tonight,
which is strange. It bothers me. Other than that,
listeners comment on the post telling us your
Christmas traditions. I think that's pretty much
it, unless you got other stuff you want to bring
up. Not really, I mean there's there's been a
couple little rumory things that of Not really
any importance that have been popping up about
Batman Superman Then there's you know There's
the the other thing of People suggesting that
Drake Bell should be the live -action spider
-man which is part of the fallout of Sony's hack,
because let's face it, Sony and Disney or Marvel
are more so going to end up coming to terms at
some point that they're going to cross produce
with each other with Sony and Marvel making Spider
-Man movies and getting Spidey into the... Big
cinematic universe and they're probably gonna
recast spider -man yet again. Yeah for the third
time in the last 15 years She's ridiculous. All
right. Well All right, you said he's been recast
twice in the last 15 years to this point Look
at yeah, but they're gonna do it again. They're
gonna reuse the same. I know I understand that
but I'm saying like you said he's been He's been
recast. He's been cast twice in the last 15 years
once as Toby McGuire and once as Andrew Garfield
Look at it this way we had Three Batman in eight
years between 89 and 97 Which is just as bad
I honestly think at this point, the movie studios,
this is just my personal opinion, people can
lambaste me for this if they want to, they've
taken the James Bond approach with these characters,
and it's like, it's the same character, but it's
a different movie, and it's a different actor.
Because if you look at Bond, obviously Connery
was the longest Bond. longest actor in the Bond
role and then you had Roger Moore and then you
had George Lazenby and then you had Timothy Dalton
who has the shortest run other than Lazenby because
Lazenby only did one movie but I really think
that that's what Hollywood has done now when
it comes to these superhero action films. I think
the only movie at this point In the Marvel staple
that will probably not recast its main cast is
Guardians. They have their people. They have
Pratt, they have Batista, they have Vin Diesel
as Groot, and they have Bradley Cooper as Rocket,
and they have the Star Trek chick as Gamora.
Zoe Saldana. Yeah. In the in the MWIRE episode
that Mike and I did, Mike Powers and I did, I
kind of likened Star -Lord and Gamora to Pine
and Saldana in Star Trek 1 with the whole sexual
tension thing. Oh boy. Because I really got a
Chris Pine Captain Kirk feel off of Star -Lord.
I really... Well, the funny thing was, he was
originally going to be Captain Kirk. Hmm. See?
Yeah. You know... They would have been justified
at it too, that's the funny thing. They just
didn't know. True. I don't know. I'm really excited
for Star Wars. I'm excited for the next Furious
film, even though it's not Justin Lin doing the
directing. It's going to be interesting to see
what they do with the next one. Seeing as how
they had to work around the death of Paul Walker.
What else is coming out next year that I'm interested
in? I know you probably won't see it. I know
you enjoy Despicable Me, but you don't enjoy
certain characters like I do. I cannot wait for
the Minions movie. My wife even said we'll probably
take her son to the yeah, I cannot she she she'd
rather take him to see that over penguins Yeah,
penguins isn't really kid -friendly. I mean well,
especially when when he's saying You know certain
words that it hangs too long just enough to be
a swear word Which is why she doesn't want him
watching. She's like, it's no better than Shrek.
Have you seen the trailer for the Minions movie?
Yeah, I watched it. It was pretty funny. I like
it at the end when he's trying to flirt with
the fire hydrant. It's hilarious. That was pretty
good. Yeah, I mean... I think that's it. I think
we're pretty much set. For this episode messed
it by that much Yeah, so No, I definitely agree.
I think I think we're we're good for the week
So yeah, you guys have a great Hope you guys
had a great Merry Christmas. Have a happy new
year and We will talk to you soon. So until next
time unleash the geek in you
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