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You're tuned in to Steve Megatron on Altered
Geek Unlimited Hello and welcome to Altered Geek,
I'm your host Steve Megatron Phillips and returning
this week is TFG1 Mike. Yeah, I was gonna say
nobody's here Yeah, and from the Great White
North finally the Dodd has come back. What's
up, bitches? I'm just gonna throw a whole bunch
of different references in there, but anyway,
I'm freaking back. What's up? I'm excited. Can't
you tell? I can tell. Too much vodka and Red
Bull. Oh, we're not nearly enough depending on
how you want to look at the situation So What
have you guys been up to let's go with Mike Mike
hasn't been on the show for a while Well, try
and keep a PG just recently celebrated my 35th
birthday Last week which which went over tremendously
well Thank you. So now I Pretty much. I think
there's a I think this is where I get the red
dot in my hand and I die like the prisoner So
that's exciting. Um Let me see, what else have
I been doing? I've done a lot of recording recently.
We actually just finished working with Onyx Path
Press, I think that's their name, for their Kickstarter
for the role -playing game Scion. We did a play
test of it, which was really, really, really
cool. We were one of the first people in the
world to try it out. So that was really, really
cool. We did five days of recording, and that
was a marathon, and that was a lot of fun. Other
than that, a lot of review stuff going on. I've
been working on stuff for Batman Return the Arkham,
which just went live tonight. In the latest nerd
news, I'm working on Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2,
Titanfall 2. I'm anxiously awaiting as of this
recording. It's like 1030 at night on Thursday.
In about an hour and a half, Skyrim comes out,
Skyrim Special Edition, so I won't be sleeping.
Have you ever sleep? I... more like... ungracefully
pass out would be a more accurate description.
Yeah, I was gonna say it's been about next year
will be twigs 10 year anniversary. It's been
about 10 years since I've known you at this point
or so and I've never known you to sleep more
than an hour and a half every four days. Yeah,
that's basically I'm like turbocharged. I either
sleep a crap ton where you think I'm dead or
I'm like, hey guys, how's it going? I can see
through time and I just happen to be awake. So
yeah. You take the term over 9 ,000 to new extremes
pretty much. I mean that's sort of my modus operandi
Also, I've been playing a crap ton of Gears of
War 4 I don't know why I've never been a huge
gears guy, but for some reason I'm really liking
this I've been playing a lot of 2k 17 for WWE
I'd like to meet the person who designed the
career mode and hit them in the face with the
turnbuckle Because my god it makes no sense And
a lot of his writing reading so typical twig
stuff took took a bit of a breather this month
because typically this month is very taxing for
me mentally so but I'm coming back strong. I'm
feeling good man back in the ring Awesome awesome
Blanchard you celebrated your 35th birthday this
year next year. I'll be 37 in a row Wow you old
yeah, yeah exactly watch those For me I've been
dealing with audio bullcrap for the last month
or so So that's pretty much gotten, essentially
I've said to others, I've said to you guys and
I've said to others, there may be a time where
in the future if I don't figure out a solution
to this, whether it's an alternate recording
method or whether Skype gets its head out of
its butt and works with Pamela Call Recorder,
I may end up quitting podcasting. Uh, cause I
just don't want to burden anyone else. Like for
me at this point, I've been recording, editing,
doing almost everything for all the shows that
I do. And if I have to ask somebody else to take
care of even one part of that, it's just like,
eh, well, whatever. So. See, Mike, this is why
you just have to learn some new skills, man.
There's always a solution. It's just not always
the easiest. Yeah. Speaking of solutions. For
those that hate the current version of Skype,
you can do a Google search and there's some websites
that basically do all the download. Old apps
will not give you a previous version of Skype,
which is typically the one I use to download
old Adobe readers when I need it. But you can
do like some of the I forget some of the websites,
but they're They're ones that typically have
downloads for files You know kind of like how
CNET used to have downloads and stuff like that
but obviously not any of the mainstream ones
are gonna have it because they have to link back
to Microsoft For the current version I went back
to a two -year -old version Uh, and now my call
recorder works and my audio works and my ringing
for when somebody's calling me works Which hasn't
worked. None of my stuff has worked right in
the last year Yeah, see you would think with
all the money microsoft pours into skype They
could get it to work properly, but I I remember
reading quite some time ago that they purposefully
don't like podcasters and other people recording
stuff via Skype. Like supposedly it's it eats
into the bottom line somehow. I don't see how.
Because it's it's bandwidth. We're eating bandwidth
and we're not paying a dime. Hey, man, I pay
for my Skype, so I don't. Yeah, I pay anywhere
from. 60 to 90 bucks a year for a Skype number
and a US and Canada calling subscription. So
for interviews and things like that, because
sometimes when you get an interview with anybody,
it doesn't matter who it is, voice actor, artist,
some people either don't use Skype or don't have
it. So I'm like, OK, well, give us a number so
we can contact you. And I think they killed Google
Hangouts too, didn't they? They turned it into
something else. I forget what the hell. It's
YouTube Live. OK, well, there you go. It's just
one of those things where you would think that,
you know, if I'm paying for Skype services and
I'm also like the Pamela pro call recorder that
I have. At the time, I think I paid like 30 bucks
for the license to use unlimited recording, and
since it does work with Skype, it's supposed
to. You'd think that it's not taking anything
from Microsoft at all. I mean, what is it taking
if I'm already paying them $90 a year for a calling
subscription and a phone number? How is that
taking money from them that's actually giving
them money a month or money money a year So and
I don't know. It's just the whole damn thing
has got me just all kinds of fed up So, yeah,
I will be Off -air helping TFG one might get
it situated. Yes. Thank you one way or Another
the recording light stays on Yes, and they have
to learn to new new learn some new tools which
hey you may you may even find something more
Accessible or you may find something that has
a lot more options for you. See I don't need
the I don't need a lot of options I don't need
a lot of bells and bells and whistles while I'm
recording a podcast. I just need it to record
properly and I want you to think of it like this
you're going from an automatic transmission to
manual transmission now, you know Automatic forever
to hell with stick shifts. I don't know man.
Take your stick and shove it. It's a lost art.
Yeah, exactly. It's a lot. Yeah, exactly. But
hey, it's a good way to stop someone from stealing
your car. It is too. You're like, I don't know
how to drive this thing. Ha! Loser. Thank God
I don't drive and I don't have to worry about
someone stealing. I know how to drive a stick
shift. I had to learn that my first week at my
job. I tried. I didn't do very well with it.
They made me do it salesman made me drive around
the parking lot till I got the hang of it and
then I still had to drive it off and on like
different ones, but I Still actively avoid them
if I can help it. Yeah So the few that are left,
you know It's really funny when we bring up certain
topics and aspects like this and I know everyone
hates the man for his past and the horribleness
that he has done but Whenever we talk about certain
topics specifically driving I always have to
reference Cosby's driving in San Francisco Where
he says I'll burn out a clutch in a minute His
career so I've been working on various video
projects for my my classroom stuff in college.
And so my first video, this is just recapping,
I've done a promo for the Top 100 Animated Characters,
because we had to do a promo of some kind. So
I animated it of my avatar, animated the mouth,
and did all this fancy crap with it. Basically
showed up everybody in the class. Because that's
what I do and then the second video I made you
had to do a 30 second spot on either a social
political issue Of some kind and I did a good
idea bad idea Like Animaniacs to do go out and
vote Not telling people who to vote for just
telling people to go out and vote Otherwise,
you're dropping a colossal nuke on the world
and it's your fault so that was essentially what
my my 30 second spot is and then for the current
one because I there's six videos we're gonna
make in this class to for the final project and
I got one that's due Monday that You had to do
either a 30 second Video doing like Like a company
logo or something coming on the screen and I
was like I Don't really know how I would do that
in 30 seconds because I every one of them I've
made has been like 12 to 15 and That's pushing
it So you had the option of also doing a TV show
promo which is 60 seconds Which I have successfully
put together. It's taken me like three days Whereas
everybody else it's taken a lot longer. I'm still
doing a cop -out method because I still have
not rented out a camera yet Because I'm using
footage that I've already recorded in other methods
and Didn't have a higher enough res version of
one of the the previous Google Hangouts that
we did for altered geek in the past with me and
powers so I'm gonna have to download the one
directly from my main YouTube channel So I can
import that because it's kind of grainy the one
that's in there and then my my video game stuff
that I've streamed Was more grainy than the video
I used from that so I actually have to capture
new footage After I record this to input It which
means I got a capture to my hard drive not necessarily
to Skype because my internet connection can't
handle it So yeah, that's it's gonna be 60 seconds
and it's a promo for like altered geek content
so and Then on the other side I get to do voiceover
for the transformers network .com doing Beast
Wars Megatron for the voice of Megatronus, who's
the one of the villains of season one of the
new 2015 Robots in Disguise Transformers cartoon.
And then I had to get a narrator in an Optimus
Prime, and the narrator is one of the guys from
the Headmasters fan dub that does the Victor
Karolyi voice. And he's a... Dead Ringer sounded
like for him, so I was like, because I got to
cast the people for it. I was like, definitely
that guy. And then the Optimus Prime, I had to
get a Peter Cullen sound like, and I'm like,
well, that's John Bailey. And I went and asked
him and he's like, I can't really legally do
that anymore. He says, I work for Hasbro now,
so I can't. use that voice pretty much outside
of that unless it's, you know, his own nonprofit
stuff. So I was like, OK, because it's for a
school project. It. Well, this isn't. Oh, well,
in that case, screw you. This this one's a paid
gig. So I it's not up to industry standard. And
Hasbro pretty much owns him now because of the
combiner wars. But. So I was like, okay, so I
was letting the guy that's doing the Victor Karolyi
would know and he's like, well, I know two people
that can do a Prime voice. And then he let me
know one guy from our fan dub and then Dr. Smoove.
Dr. Smoove is awesome. We have Dr. Smoove. He
is our Optimus Prime. That's awesome. So, yeah.
So I'm going to be excited to see how this comes
out. Once I get all the lines and once the animator
puts it all together I'm looking forward to that
plus there's we're having rumors of that we're
gonna start our own version of transformers with
own original characters and this animator is
going to create them and Basically do like a
fundraiser so we do our own like mini animated
series So I'm kind of excited about that But
yeah, that's pretty much what's been going on
with me I mean other than kind of keeping up
with what's going on geeked him and watching
a crap load of TV So I'm actually only watching
like two shows right now and I feel terrible
I'm only watching the Goldberg's and I'm watching
Survivor Everything else has totally missed me
as hell. I'm not even watching shield right now.
I'm recording. I just haven't caught up with
it I quit watching Agents of S .H .I .E .L .D.
after the first episode of the season. I realize
that it's got Ghost Rider. I just I don't care
anymore. I've seen the clips on YouTube. Ghost
Rider does seem pretty cool. He is very good
for television budget. And they do even in this
recent episode, I guess, reference Johnny Blaze,
which is Nicolas Cage's. His version. Yeah. Oh,
yeah. I just think of something else I'm watching.
Walking Dead 2. Yeah, I don't watch it. Wow.
Yeah, let's just say this this past Sunday was
so polarizing because people were like whoa And
I don't want to give out spoilers, but called
one death Kind of figured the other one was gonna
happen anyway because of the comics but uh Man,
that is some dark freaking tv. Let me tell you
um But uh, yeah, that's all you think i'm really
watching I mean I found out I only watch the
super serious stuff now, and it's so hard for
me to watch anything quote -unquote light -hearted
now, because I watch Walking Dead, I watch Game
of Thrones, which it's killing me to wait till
next frigging summer for that. Next summer's
almost here. You'll be all right. Yeah, I gotta
find something to fill that gap for Game of Thrones.
So I'm thinking about maybe checking out a show
called Vikings. There's another one called Black
Sails, which is kind of like Assassin's Creed
Black Flag the series. So maybe I'll get back
into that, but I need something to scratch that
dark fantasy itch. If only there was like a D
&D TV series or something that isn't like a cartoon
I would so totally be happy but that's neither
here nor there Yeah, I I only watch Pretty much
stuff that's already started the only like I've
been watching like anything DC television. Yep
and then like but I watch Last Man Standing Big
Bang Theory Watch that new Kevin James show.
Kevin Can Wait. I've been watching Lethal Weapon
and Frequency. I'm surprised Lethal Weapon's
still going. I mean, are it good? Yeah, it's
a good show. It is. It is really good. And those
two actors, like they basically take what Danny
Glover and Mel Gibson did and then make it their
own. But it's it's so. If those actors had been
in actual movies, you would not even they basically
embody those characters. That surprises me, and
I'm really glad to see those type of shows can
succeed considering we had the really crappy
rush hour last year. I'm not surprised that bombed.
Okay, the way that I look at the Lethal Weapon
series is, and actually next week, my buddy DJ
Valentine from Simplistic Reviews, we actually
did an episode of Remote Control talking about
the first five episodes of Lethal Weapon. I'll
say here what I'm going to say there next week.
The way I look at the Lethal Weapon TV series
is the four movies exist on their own as their
plot from one to four. There's no way you could
have a Lethal Weapon 5 anymore at this point
in time. Old people are too old. Well, it's not
even that. It is that, but it just wouldn't happen.
It just wouldn't have the same magic. And I know
people hate for the more comedy it had than seriousness,
but the way I look at the series is they take
bits and pieces of the movies without crapping
over the plots of it. Basically, the TV series
is creating its own story. Like, in this rigs
is from El Paso. His wife gets hit by a tractor
-trailer. That's how she dies. Murtaugh is a
Wayans brother. It's Damon Wayans. I know. I
know. It's Damon Wayans. It's major pain. Yeah.
Murtaugh is major pain. God, that's so crazy.
What I mean by saying that it takes bits and
pieces from the movies... it hasn't because it's
Fox and I know Fox has always been known to kind
of be a barrier breaker and really really edgy
but I think because it is network television
they have not let Riggs go full off the chain
crazy Riggs like he was in the movies but there's
a scene in episode five where Murtaugh shoots
out a window and they dive out of a building
Riggs shoots a bomb and they land in a pool.
First thing I thought of was Lethal Weapon 2,
when they fall out of the hotel with Leo, and
they land in the pool. So, there are comparisons
to the movies, but it's completely separate from
the movies. It's essentially... Well, even the
first episode, he walks in the bank, and basically
there's an armed robbery, and they... They point
a gun at him and he's like, if you're going to
do it, he's like, just blow my brains out. He
says, I don't want to be, you know, partially
paralyzed because you guys can't finish the job.
And like he puts a gun barrel right to his forehead.
Yeah. And he, of course, he walks out and everybody's
out and he just comes strolling out and he's
eating a piece of pizza. And then the building
blows up. It's really, really good. Well, you
know what? Maybe here's a brief topic for us
to talk about. What television shows actually
work or sorry, what movies actually work as TV
shows? Not a lot. Because there was one I think
had a lot of potential, but I think they squandered
it. I liked the idea of Minority Report. I thought
that would have been a cool TV series if they'd
done it about 10 years ago. Well, they've done
that. They've done the firm. Limitless. The Firm
lasted, what, one episode? No, it lasted, like,
three. Which one? The Firm. The Firm. Yeah, yeah,
it didn't last. But it was supposed to be a direct
continuation of the Tom Cruise films. They're
supposed to do one based on... It was one with
Sarah Michelle Gellar. That hasn't come out yet.
Yeah, that's supposed to happen soon. That was,
what was it, like, Fatal Attraction or something?
Or some shit like that, yeah. Something something
like that. I don't know. It's it's not out yet.
It's been delayed. It's it'll probably be out
next year There was limitless. Yeah, which only
made it one season and it was a continuation
of the Bradley Cooper movie Because somebody
else got his hand on some of that And Bradley
Cooper actually made like a cameo or something.
Yeah Yeah, he was actually in it because he was
pulling the strings. He he found out that this
other guy got his hands on some of the stuff
and he actually played his same character from
the film and he's a senator just like he was
at the end of the films and he more or less gives
this character Brian Finch a shot that allows
him to take as much of this drug as he wants
without any side effects because they found that
people that were just taking this drug to unlock
their brain it was frying them within a matter
of months and it just like destroying them and
he created this serum that you can you get booster
shots of it like every six months or something
like that and it it just you can take as much
of it as you want of the other stuff and it doesn't
affect you so yeah he plays a senator in this
film and the other guy ends up working for the
FBI helping them solve cases and but he's secretly
a mole for the the guy from the film So it's
really good, but it only lasts one season. It's
on Netflix. So I was watching that for a little
bit. I just forgot about it. I remember years
ago. This would be back about maybe 1999, maybe
even as late as 2003. There was a long conversation
about bringing George Romero's Night of the Living
Dead as a television series to TV. And now that
we have So many different zombie shows. We've
got Walking Dead, Z Nation, and I know there's
like one or two others. Like, although I think
the strain is vampires or something. And I kind
of wonder if that show would have been successful.
There's the Scream TV show. There was the Friday
the 13th TV show back in the 80s, which had nothing
to do with Camp Crystal Lake. I always found
that really kind of screwed up. um there was
the freddy's nightmares in the 80s as well and
i've just always wondered could other series
or other movies be successful in this like i'm
trying to think of you know i'll talk about this
and the only thing i can think of is at the end
of chasing amy you essentially took your characters
and turned them into a 90 minute long gay joke
well you know what i kind of wonder if the view
of skewiverse might actually work as, say, a
half -hour sitcom -like thing, because Clerks
was the animated series for six episodes, and
arguably, that would succeed now as opposed to
then. Yeah. Which I really think it's unfortunate
that they never did get the money together to
produce that. Now, if I ever became stupid rich,
I'd be like, look, Kevin... Here's the money.
Just give me a season, OK? But Kevin at this
point is stupid rich like he needs to stop making
shit like Tusk and hosers and make that was pretty
bad. Yeah. Like, see, I like everything else
is holy shit, dude. OK, seriously. And I think
I've said this before. I don't know if I've said
this on this show. I circa 99 or so, I didn't
know a lot about Kevin Smith. I knew of Clerks,
I knew of Mallrats, I knew of Chasing Amy, but
I didn't know there was this whole universe tie
-in thing. Didn't really know about the guy.
From that point forward to now, I found out about
the guy. I really like a lot of his original,
you know, his early movies and things like that.
Nowadays, I don't give a crap about Kevin Smith
or anything that he does. Honestly, like, I just,
I've lost all interest. in anything that he does,
and I shake my head whenever I hear of him being
involved with any of the DC stuff. It just...
I don't know, it just... Well, his stuff hasn't
actually been that bad with DC. Yeah. It's any
of his original projects that tend to go off
the rails. His original stuff doesn't usually
pan out all that well. Like you said, I would
like to see... a view with skewniverse tv series
i think it could work out just set it in red
bank and let it go and just kind of see what
happens and i think they're talking about bringing
clerks or not clerks mall rats as a series to
netflix and actually getting together the original
cast which that i'm totally up for because that
could be amazingly funny especially if you got
jason lee back and joey lauren adams and all
them so I know they're talking about rebooting
the Friday the 13th TV series as actually the
tie -in with Jason But that's been in production
talks for like seven years or more See that's
the thing with a lot of these things anything
that's been in production nightmare production
hell for X number of years That's not gonna get
unless you know, like you said earlier Mike unless
somebody throws a giant bag of money at them
It's not going to get made. I don't know You
have to look at like a really good example of
this is Freddie versus Jason that should have
happened in 1994. It didn't happen until 2005
I think but it did happen well, you know you
look at another thing the the the mouse Sith
Lord has resurrected Ascension. We were all,
I was all excited for Tron 3 and then they killed
it and I saw a story recently where supposedly,
because it's James Gunn from Guardians of the
Galaxy, and I'm not saying anything against that
guy at all, I'm just saying because it's him,
Disney apparently may or may not be resurrecting
Tron 3, which I think is cool, but it's just
one of those things where if too much time goes
by in between movies, whether they get made or
not, I lose interest after a while. I don't know.
I'm trying to think whether James Gunn would
be the right guy to do Tron 3, though. I mean,
visually, yeah, I could totally see him being
the visual guy. Storyteller -wise, I just don't
see the quirkiness working. I'd want someone
a little more serious for something like that.
I mean, but then again, you look at the gap between
Tron and Tron Legacy, that was, what, 25 years?
Yeah, something like that. I'd rather wait till
the next big leap in technology happens to give
me a Tron 3. Yeah, I'm totally fine with that
now. Another thing I'd like to see. Hell, this
would be a really cool mini series because I
don't know what she's doing right now. Kill Bill.
If you gave me a Kill Bill five episode mini
series with the deadly Viper assassination squad,
I am so there. Like yesterday. And I bet you
Quentin Tarantino might do it. Hell, there's
even, this just made me think of this. Netflix
actually has a series from Dusk Till Dawn and
that's Robert Rodriguez's vampire movies. And
that's a TV show. And from what I hear, it's
fairly decent. I'm just trying to get out of
horror movies if I can think of other movies
that would work as a TV series. I'd like to see
the A -Team come back. I think that could work.
I think that could work. I mean, I've seen the
2010 movie a few times, and I really enjoyed
it for what it was. It had the humor and the
fun of the original series, because I'm a huge
fan of the original Eight Team series. Everyone
says the 2010 movie just completely sucked. I
don't think it was that bad. It wasn't that bad.
As long as they got that cast back together,
I'd be all for another Eight Team movie. Don't
think you'd see that them do it on TV again I
think that they I think that that one might be
actually almost better left off where it Ended
what series of movies could work as a TV show,
but you'd have to have the right budget for it
Star Wars to exceptionally. Oh my god, um Fast
and the furious If you had a series about underground
car racing and just have it on the periphery
of the other series. Maybe Vin Diesel can show
up once or twice a season. I could see that happening
on Fox if they were to do it anymore. Well, the
problem with that is that the Fast and Furious
movies, as they've progressed, have gone beyond...
If you look at the first two Fast and Furious
movies, Fast 1 and Fast 2 are essentially mostly
all about street racing, at least the first film
was. After about... four and five it goes into
like heist film kind of territory action suspense
thing with car racing on the side like it's it's
not what i could see what you're saying mike
if it was done back in 2002 2003 but now those
that that franchise has branched off almost completely
from street racing oh okay now alright i just
thought of another thing but this will require
a scrooge mcduck vault full of money to pull
off If you could get the guys, and I think one
of them is dead, so that's a problem, but we
can overcome that. If you could give me an Ocean's
Eleven TV series, a different heist every week,
with that level of care and thought going into
it, you just imagine how much fun that would
be. It'd be like leverage. They will never do
it only because they're doing the female Ocean's
Eight. Who's in that? It's a lot of people see
I'd be okay with that as long as it's cool. I
don't care whether it's girls or I just wanted
to not suck Yeah, it's probably gonna so these
movies were actually some of my favorites out
of the the 2000 not just from the music in the
cinematography just those movies had such charisma
and If you could trim it's it's because of who
they had in it. It's not even See, this movie
is going to have Helena Bonham Carter, which
can't stand her, Anne Hathaway, Sandra Bullock,
Cate Blanchett. Weird. Trying to find who else
is like a part of their little crew of eight.
They don't see and they don't have any names
like actually on the page of who they're playing
or whatever. I'm not the biggest fan of Helena
Bonham Carter, because I swear to God, you get
the same performance from her in every movie.
But then again, when she's not involved with
her husband, you do get some decent stuff. Hell,
the expendables. You give that to a network that's
gotten money, and you could have some real fun
with that. Hell, it's basically, here's... Oh
my god, I just thought of something else. In
sort of the same vein, you guys talked about
Lethal Weapon. Die Hard, the TV series. I would
rather see that than see all these crap films
that keep coming out. Yeah, that would be so
cool. You give me a young John McClane in New
York after the first Die Hard movie. Bam! That
would be actually pretty good. That would be
so cool. It'd have to get the right person for
it, but yeah, that would be good Frequency that's
that's another show. That's based off of a movie
No, no, that's the one where they have like there
were a Burialis allows the These old ham radios
to communicate through time and it jumps 30 years
In the film anyway did So it allows This kid
that he's a kid in the previous timeline in there
they're going after this This type of killer
they basically the guy abducts like women all
over the place and then he abducts like nurses
after a while and eventually gets His mom but
like to begin with he he figures out that this
box communicates with his dad and from the past,
and they figure out who each other is, and then
they're both caught, like the one's a firefighter
and the other one's a cop. The son's a cop and
the dad's a firefighter, so he lets him know
that he's gonna die on this particular day and
ends up saving him, but as a result, his mother
gets captured by this killer, the Nightingale
killer, and so his timeline changes. But his
dad keeps dying at random points throughout time.
So he's trying to save him too. So it's like,
you know It gets very complicated, but the movie
is really well done and the series so far has
Managed to save the dad, but he dies still like
five years earlier from the current timeline
because of like a car crash But the mom is dead
because the night Gail murders so like the and
they switched so the instead of the son, it's
a daughter, and instead of the father being a
firefighter, he's a cop. So they flip -flop those
things, but it's been really well done so far.
And with everything that they've figured out,
they keep inching closer to the Nightingale murder,
and then there's a monkey wrench that gets thrown
in because both of them ends up screwing up at
some point. So, but it's been really well done.
I've been interested in it. It's on the CW. I
haven't had a chance to check it out yet. I want
to. I love the original movie. Mike, the original
movie is with Dennis Quaid, isn't it? Dennis
Quaid and Jim Caviezel and Andre Brauer. Jim
Caviezel? Was that the guy that played Jesus?
Yes. Okay. Yeah. He was also the one that was
in Person of Interest. Man, I love that would
work if you could reboot the entire franchise
right from the beginning You could turn saw into
a really good crime procedural show and just
have them be on the hunt for the like jigsaw
killer You could do a lot with that. The problem
is you'd have to put it on a network like showcase
or AMC because of the traps Because they'd have
to be Truthfully, it'd be pretty The The the
funny thing about that is a guy that plays jigsaw.
He's actually the voice of dr. Alchemy in the
flash That's cool I'm actually watching the saw
movies because tomorrow I do a video a show with
the angry video game nerd James Rolfe You know,
they're doing another movie, right? God damn
it. I It's gonna be out. I believe next year.
It's like saw like Well, what happened is I don't
know if you remember when the seventh film came
out it was supposed to be a seventh and eighth
film but because of What's that stupid movie
that was found footage It came out every Halloween
Yeah, paranormal activity the first one because
it did so well They kept coming out every year
so it essentially bombed the Saw franchise and
it literally died So instead of having a seventh
and eighth film they just combined them and made
one film So yeah, they They're gonna return with
Saw legacy and the The film will be out in October
27 2017 And it's a lot of the same people that
had to do with the first six seven but they're
gonna revisit some particular Well, you remember
the fire I haven't seen it yet. I'm actually
I'm on the fourth one right now There's when
you notice what happens in the seventh film,
it'll become blatantly obvious because there's
always an ultimatum with everybody in the series.
There's always the final test or whatever. Yeah,
there's always well, and they always show what
happens to somebody no matter what. Even if they
don't, you know, if they leave it hanging, you
know, there's always an ultimatum and there's
only really one person that ever like. Passes
the test, you could say. Without repercussions
later Throughout the franchise, but um, I I think
he'll be back for And I'm wondering if they're
gonna have Because you said yeah Yeah, okay.
So you already know jigsaw which oh, I just had
another thought For series that would work based
on a movie and this wouldn't require a shit shit
ton of CG it would require some it'd be more
practical costuming more more so than anything
dread judge dread if you look at the 2012 movie
as its basis as opposed to the 95 stalone movie
you could so pull off dread i could see that
being a netflix series based off carl or like
if you got carl back if you got that he wants
to do it It's just a matter of getting the thing
to keep moving. Throw money at it until... See,
that should just be the solution to... Just throw
money at it and it'll happen. You know what?
And this is gonna sound really weird, but hear
me out. Have you ever wondered if those people
who win those, like, here, here's like the $250
million Powerball lottery? Telly, if you won
that, if you wanted something to happen... Would
you not just do it? I know it's funny you say
that and I'm only gonna bring this up because
you said this Here locally sadly the morning
show is not on anymore There was a morning show
radio show here in Louisville for the last three
or four years called the Carter man program Last
year when I first started listening to them They
started a campaign to get him an Iron Man suit
since he kind of has the Tony Stark look and
basically for getting him an Ironman suit, he
would go around to hospitals and charities and
various things as Ironman. Well, a 2011 Kentucky
Powerball winner came to the station and basically
told them here, to build the suit it was going
to cost $3 ,000. So you now go fund me as you
can list up to whatever the goal that you want.
So he had people donate money and he would give
them various prizes at the donation levels, whatever
else. This guy who was this Powerball winner
came in with a three thousand dollar check so
basically all the donations actually went to
the charity and the guy essentially paid for
for for carter's suit so yeah that was yeah it
would be very cool the problem is we have to
actually win the lottery see if i had that kind
of money and this is where you're going to get
hate mail so let the heat flow through you no
cursing i would front three quarters of the money
for a Ghostbusters 2016 sequel. Like, hey, Paul
Feig, yeah, hey, you wanna make that Ghostbusters
sequel? Yeah, okay, here you go. A different
director and better writers, I'd be fine with
it. Yeah, like honestly, no, I'm okay with his
direction, but I do want different writers. Just
cause listening to the commentaries on that DVD,
which is... stupidly loaded with special features.
They had to load it up with something. There's
nothing there for the actual story of the movie.
They essentially repeat 1984. Well, that's neither
here nor there. But still, I want to advance
that world. I want to see what would happen if
they did make the sequel. So I would do that
if I had the money. Or I'd do that dread thing,
one or the other. So all I need to do is win
the Powerball. Yeah, and you will have nerdity
like you will never seen before because I always
wonder why hasn't some super nerd won the lottery?
Why is it always like Jim Jim the hobo from Hoboken,
New Jersey or Little Timmy from Arkansas who
who's like I bought this on the way to get my
shoe in tobacco Like, you know, I'm just worried.
Why is it not? Little Bob from like Los Angeles
who has a stupid Iron Man collection Sort of
thing, you know what I mean? Like I'm just waiting
for that super nerd to win the lottery and we
get the ultimate TV movie or comic book series
just funded Yeah Before we move move on to whatever
other stories. Do you want to talk about? Well,
I realize that We're recording this the Thursday
and Friday before Halloween. So I figure, oh,
this would be a cool time for us to go around
the table and say, what is one Halloween tradition
we've kept up since we were kids, Mike? I could
say something totally screwed up, but I don't
think I should if we're trying to go PG right
now. Yes, PG. I was going to say obnoxiously
loud nookie time. No. But it has to be Halloween
-based. I mean, unless you and Blair are in vampire
costumes, it doesn't count. Ghosts, sheets, it
counts. Oh, no. Technically, those three sheets.
I always try and watch the original Halloween
on Halloween. That's sort of my thing. Or I'll
watch Ghostbusters. On Halloween. I always try
and keep that up. It's been a little slack in
last couple years, but two years ago I bought
this really awesome Halloween blu -ray set and
Truth be told I haven't watched the original
out of it yet. So maybe I'll make those plans
for Monday Cool, and I can't believe Halloween's
that close. Yep. What about you Steve? I know
we've talked about on this show that you and
your wife are not doing Halloween this year,
but In your Halloween past, what was one tradition
you always kept doing? Well, she always wanted
to watch movies all October. Like any type of
scary movie. I'm not one for scary movies. Saw
was an anomaly in that group. For how wretched
the film series is, that's one of the few for
some reason I was intrigued by the storyline.
Not necessarily the gore Because it was fun to
figure out the little web of deception that was
throughout the entire series so But we would
pretty much watch like almost every series like
we'd watch the you know Friday the 13th we'd
watch Or not Friday the 13th the nightmare on
Elm Street. We'd watch Like saw we'd watch like
the Hannibal movies You know mostly that I mean
we used to go And when we had our Trailer and
we had a few other places that have done trick
-or -treating we've Done the whole handout candy
scare people blah blah blah But yeah, obviously
we're not doing it anymore, but I don't know
if you heard that episode, Mike, but just tell
him in brief why you're not doing Halloween anymore,
Steve. It's more so for two reasons. It's one,
the amount of disturbing costumes that come out
of Halloween anymore, specifically because adults
dress up in them. And it terrified my child last
year. There were well between like creepy werewolf
things that looked almost too realistic and zombies
and stuff like that It just it spooked my kid
and that's fair It wasn't wasn't a pleasant experience
plus We're recently Over the last six months
kind of going back to church and everything.
So it's Just a thing And I'm and I don't have
to be mocking. I'm just legitimately curious
Depends on the church For the most part like
I know the denomination we believe in it doesn't
they don't really go for that whole thing and
it some churches do the trunker tree, which is
fine, but like Ours particularly does a harvest
fest, which is not really that much different
than Halloween. It's just not Halloween and not
associated with any of the Creep factor of stuff,
you know, I just had kind of a fucked up idea.
Oh shit. Sorry. No twice. See Now shut up for
a minute for me 13 the one the one Halloween
tradition. I will always keep up It's the great
pumpkin Charlie Brown. I've never seen that Really?
Yeah, it's a I think it's like ABC like tomorrow.
So maybe I'll watch it for the first time. Yeah
Yeah, you should It was a rate of passage is
And for me, you know, I grew up My mom let me
watch anything. So I've you know, I'd seen all
the Michael Myers and Nightmare on Elm Street
said, you know, however old I was when each of
them came out So as a kid, I had plenty of nightmares.
So the horror genre just isn't my thing anymore
I just do not I just don't do Halloween horror
stuff and all that stuff anymore. So I will say
one of my favorite things of Halloween, though,
was the Simpsons Halloween's Treehouse of Horror
episodes. But they got progressively worse over
the years. Well, my favorite one is the one where
Homer goes into the behind the bookcase and becomes
3D and he's in the 3D world. He's like, Sexy
cakes? Unprocessed -ish sticks. And, you know,
he sees that and then the wormhole opens up and
he gets swallowed up and then he's in the real
world. This year's wasn't that bad. It was pretty
good, actually. It's been, I will admit, it's
been a few years since I've watched any of them.
Although, for my birthday, my friend Chris, who
owns a comic book store, got me a Simpsons comic
and it was a Ghostbusters variant for The Tree
House of Horror this year, which was kind of
cool. I just had a really messed up thought.
I think next year for Halloween I should watch
nothing but Christmas movies and on Christmas
time I should watch nothing but Halloween movies.
Just to switch things up. Alright, sad, strange
little man. Come on! Can you imagine watching
It's a Wonderful Life on like, Halloween? With
that, we'll be taking a quick break. Oh my god,
I'm gonna do my house up for Christmas! Welcome
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So, because we had a lengthy discussion on films
that should come to TV... We're gonna go to the
listener comments which I've compiled over the
last episode or so and from emails and So yeah
In episode 160 Kind of Murphy asks anyone watching
Westworld. He says that show has been amazing
I know you both don't watch HBO shows, but that
is one to watch if you can find a way And then
for returning shows can't wait. This is obviously
before The Walking Dead came back Even with how
much the finale sucked he's hyped so Has anybody
watched Westworld? No, but I want to because
I haven't seen the original movie But I've heard
the concept and I've heard people talk about
Westworld and I like some of the ideas that are
coming out of it Maybe that could be your filler
show Mike That's kind of what I'm thinking. Maybe
I'll see if there's an option to buy it a la
carte or by the season. I'm interested in it,
only for the fact that it's got Anthony Hopkins
and Ed Harris. Well, one of the interesting ideas
that came out about it, I was watching something
I think on YouTube and it was the nerd is saying,
what if video games get to this point and NPCs
are self -aware? Do they have rights as people?
And Westworld is essentially about a giant video
game. And I'm thinking, man, I never really thought
of it like that. I mean, if you, for example,
let's say you're running through Grand Theft
Auto and it's a simulation. If you kill a hooker,
did you just kill a person? How do you define
digital? How do you define alive? Yeah. So I'm
thinking if Westworld's taking that approach,
this sounds so cool. I'm in. Yeah, I'm not entirely
sure if I'm going to. Watch the show, but it
has me interested. I may watch when it's like
all done type of thing. But yeah, because that'll
give me something because that'll kill time until
well Game of Thrones coming back. I'm still watching
more shows than what I intended to at this point
in time. So that's not really on my list is to
add more. So how many episodes is Westworld supposed
to run this season? I don't even know. My guess
is no idea. And no clue. No idea who's next Haley
Bailey says the biggest surprise from Show is
Supergirl it went from okay to arguably the best
superhero show on CW right now easily the best
Superman portrayal since Christopher Reeve This
is dear snack Zack Snyder watch this show to
learn how to get Superman, right? Yeah, ain't
that the truth? I think clips of this He is actually
very good and I would agree with that statement
of Christopher Reeve He's good in both roles
as Clark and as Superman the only negative and
it really isn't against the show It's more so
against the costume design. I don't like the
injustice cape the yellow Buttons on the cape
where his shoulders are that's really the only
thing I don't like about it And I agree with
Haley Bailey where that person says since Christopher
Reeve I would also throw in Dean Kane in there
for live -action Superman as well because Say
what you will about Lois and Clark from 1993
that show was the only Live -action Superman
thing we had besides quest for peace And that
show has some damn good episodes and Dean Cain
was a good Clark Kent and Superman both So did
Tom Welling and like Smallville too. Yeah Wasn't
Superman it was clay was junior Clark Kent it
was Clark it was Clark and friends. Yeah I do
enjoy Smallville, but that's not Superman. I
didn't enjoy Smallville I kind of gave up after
the eighth season, but I need to go back and
finish it at some point. It's on Hulu Plus. I
watched the first season. I had no intention
of going back. Smallville is a CW show, though,
so I wouldn't be surprised if it gets yanked
from Hulu at some point. I don't think so. They
just added it. And it isn't a new show. It's
over 10 years old. Yeah, so that might be all
right. What'd you say, Mike? I said, my God,
it's hard to fathom that some of these shows
are that many years old. You realize Buffy's
almost like 20 -something now? It is 20. That's
ridiculous. Yeah. You know, next year, next year's
going to be Lethal Weapons 30th anniversary.
It's going to be Beverly Hills Cops 2 30th anniversary.
It's going to be Chasing Amy's 20th anniversary.
There's a whole bunch of anniversaries. King
of Kongs brings up the Nintendo Switch, which
we will talk about in length next episode. Brad
Lincoln says he's excited to know two things
on the Switch, which again, we'll bring that
up again next week. Scanner 51, I got some emails.
He says he wants to piggyback on something that
I brought up on 160 and that is who buys DVDs
anymore? He says short answer I do still he says
but like Steve I find myself being overly picky
on the ones I buy in fact I find myself passing
a 95 % of them the DVDs I buy on a consistent
basis are the animated DC movies the proper ones
This is he owns one of the Lego zero Batman unlimited
He says when my daughter's She's three, wants
a movie. I find myself buying the digital copy
and saving it to my phone or my old phone so
she can Chromecast to the TV. Says I don't find
myself buying a lot of blu -rays either. Again,
just easier to get them from Google Play and
cast them. I buy a lot of TV shows just because
I like having all the extra features. For buying
movies, I'll always buy Marvel. I'll always buy
anything superhero for sure. But I typically
get sent a lot of stuff from like different companies
so I Don't know. I'm picky on stuff I haven't
bought DVDs in years. I'd love to but I just
I I get some sent to me occasionally from Warner
Brothers I don't buy television series because
I can stream them I mean when and and as far
as DVDs I always buy the combo. Yeah, I don't
buy a single DVD and I don't buy blu -ray I buy
the combo even if it's a couple bucks more because
I have a DVD player in my computer and I don't
have a blu -ray player because I just haven't
Decided to buy one yet and I have a blu -ray
player out in my living room. So I like having
the option of either or But I only buy Star Trek
or Star Wars movies I don't buy anything else
anymore. Or like I bought the Back to the Future
Blu -rays when those came out. But I don't typically
buy films anymore unless they're something that
I had this like huge passion for. So, yeah. I
thought of something. I'll only buy my superhero
movies from Best Buy because of the steel cases.
I only buy a lot of I only used to buy a lot
of stuff from Best Buy the only reason why I
used to buy TVs on DVD were because of the fact
of the bonus features like if you look at the
Justice League complete series or Batman Beyond
or anything like that It wasn't because I wanted
the show on DVD because like Steve said you can
essentially find it anywhere now It was for the
special features that that they had on them,
but I have not bought any DVDs in over 10 years
Like, I typically, when I get the combos, I typically
give my sister -in -law or my friends the DVD
copies, because I'm thinking, I'm Blu -ray in
every room of the house, so I don't use them.
And my codes, I usually give to my friend Steve,
just because he's like, well, you watch a lot
of shit on the bus and the subway to go to work.
So he gets like every digital code, like hell.
I think in the last 10 years, I've given that
kid probably over 300 movies, including like
complete television series. Like I remember giving
them the complete Breaking Bad, the complete
Batman 1966 series and stuff like that. But yeah,
DVDs to me, they're coasters, but I know someone
will get use out of them. So like Steve, I'm
like you, I'll spend the extra dollar or two
and get the combo. See, for me, I used to have
an entire, there's pictures on Facebook. I used
to have three DVD shows with TV shows, DVDs,
everything. And throughout the time that I had
them, it's like I'd go to it and, nah, I don't
want to watch that. I don't want to watch that.
And I would end up going doing something else
and not watching anything. So it's like, I'd
rather just have it all online and just be able
to find it online, whether it's via iTunes or
Netflix or Hulu or whatever. Now that being said,
I have these binders like you, Mike, where there's
just a shit ton of movies. I would like to pay
someone to digitize them. Get me like a gajillion
terabyte hard drive and just be able to stream
everything. Because in Canada, our streaming
options are surprisingly getting shittier now
because we're losing a service called ShowMe
in the next month, which really sucks. It was
a Netflix competitor ish. um and it's shutting
down so i wonder if such a service exists where
someone would do that because i own the movies
i just kind of want to get rid of the physical
disks you know you can download this program
called vidcoder and you can physically rip the
disk to your computer into a mp4 this sounds
like a lot of work if you're willing to put the
work in to get the you know this is true Tainment
value in the end see Because otherwise you'd
end up paying a buttload of money for that So
that's maybe not a bad idea because what I should
just do is just grab a shitty computer Throw
in a couple of terabyte hard drives. It just
rip all my DVDs and just get rid of them Yeah,
just take an old machine of yours and just set
it up and then just let it run and then when
it's done just pop the disc and pop the next
one and that's what I've been doing at work with
because vehicles don't come with CD players anymore.
They have USB ports for flash drives and customers
because our clientele are 50 plus for the most
part because that's who they market to is like
older than that. They don't want to lose their
CDs and so they're like well I'm not going to
buy it if I can't play my CDs and so They learned
that I know how to rip them too because all I
do is I Take we have spare computers laying around
and I have an extra one laying in my office along
with my PC that I use And it's a Windows XP machine.
It's essentially a coaster. Anyway All it's good
for is ripping CDs at this point. So I use it
With media player and it downloads all the track
information and I have it rip right to the flash
drive Then as soon as one disc is done, I just
pop the next disc in and it just keeps going
until it's done. That's essentially like I've
been digitizing people's content for them and
then in exchange, the salesperson either has
to pay me or buy me lunch. It's a nice little
side gig. I got to get more of the money thing
though because I don't really want lunch every
day. So I'm gonna get to the rest of this email
and then we'll close out the show Scanner also
says he's OCD on the DC movies only buying the
DVDs for those because he wants them to be level
in his bookcase He says Same with DC live -action
movies, but those are only blu -ray again to
be level It says I rebought Star Wars 7 on DVD
just so it can be level with the six other movies
I don't own the blu -rays. He says, do you guys
have that problem or am I alone in my OCD on
level DVDs? Yeah, you're alone there, bro. I
kind of just buy whatever I buy, and it just
depends on the film. Like some of them I don't.
It depends on cost for one. And then two, it
just depends on if I want the combo or not. Actually,
I did think of something OCD and it makes me
worse than him. I'll buy multiple versions of
the same movie. Yeah, but why? Because they only
have one feature on one or one feature on the
other and they make you buy all the day. Yep.
I found this out with the Matrix and Star Trek
box set and anything Star Trek. Yeah, those those
bastards. Yeah, I won't do that. I'm I'm cheap.
I will buy the one copy from like Amazon or something
so I can get it the same day it comes out. And
then that's it. And then I can get it cheapest.
And then he's got one other question saying,
what are your feelings on letting kids use tablets
or phones? Well, my wife's a teacher and they're
a wonderful teaching tool. I totally think it's
cool just as long as you monitor what they're
doing. Don't let them screw around too much with
the fun stuff when they're supposed to be learning.
So yeah, I think it's a good thing. I mean, we
live in a tech... technologically savvy aids
so the sooner they learn the technology the better
I'm kind of in a little bit of a gray area I
at this on the one hand I want him to know about
it and I want him to use it and understand it
and but I don't want him getting glued to it
because he's got the same type of personality
I do and because I'm so glued to all this stuff
it tends to cause problems So which that's same
problem for the rest of my family We're so glued
to our PCs that or tech devices that we don't
really have a life outside of them and So I don't
really want my son getting it all that at least
this early and So but we do have a tablet we
have a Kindle fire that we use and I've loaded
up I've ripped like various YouTube channels
videos to the device and he can watch those or
play games that we've authorized and then of
course, it's passworded and everything but we
only give it to him like if we know we're gonna
be traveling For two plus hours any anything
over two hours we give it to him to keep him
busy And then we don't give him a phone He's
got like one of my old flip phones is a like
a joke phone like it's it doesn't do anything
no battery in it, so But yeah, I don't give him
any of that stuff. I mean we use just pretty
much coloring books toys trying to keep him away
from that because Technologies kind of got to
that point where it's entirely too easy to get
your hands on stuff that you shouldn't you know
so that would be my point in case so is there
anything you guys want to pimp out before we
go uh well tomorrow as i mentioned uh i'll be
doing a show with james ralph the angry video
game nerd we're going to be talking about the
saw franchise that should be out i'm guessing
saturday uh give or take so that'll be our annual
cinemassacre halloween special i do with james
every single year Um, I should also have a bots
draw. I know I've been saying that for months,
but I actually have an interview tomorrow about
uh, one of the guys who works on the new version
of delta green, which is call of Cthulhu meets
like jason boran slash 24 So if you think jason
boran can take on a show goth Well, we're gonna
find out who's gonna win that one. So that'll
be available probably on halloween And other
than that terrible warriors .com. We're doing
the road. I think I think we're running Ravenloft,
Dead by Dawn's Light right now, which is a game
that I'm GMing for our players, and that's exciting.
Good stuff. So yeah, thiswickedgeek .net, terriblewarriors
.com. I'm always around. Blanchard? No, nothing.
He's like, no, I'm clocked out for the year.
Hey, it's Halloween. I usually slow down at Halloween,
but with these damn audio issues, which I know
hopefully will be fixed after this recording,
you know still just One way or another the whole
thing is just killed my spirit to do anything
That's why you should take up crocheting I ain't
afraid of no ghosts, right? Bad pun bad pun As
for myself, I will have that video for the AlterGeek
thing out probably on my YouTube channel later
this week after I've re -edited particular footage
and fixed an audio issue I noticed while I was
watching it because I have to play some more
of Battlefield 1 in order to recapture some of
the footage for the video that I did because
it was very badly digitized, like I said, because
of my internet connection so... Yeah, I get a
place more than I only have about an hour and
a half left of the the trial 10 -hour Version
of battlefield because I can't afford to buy
the game yet Which I'll probably wait till around
Black Friday and try to get my hands on it What's
that oh, yeah, there'll be a Black Friday deal
for sure Yeah, and I'm waiting for that because
I'm hoping I can get for about 30 bucks because
then I could splurge 50 or 60 I'm like no I'll
pass And that's with any game. It doesn't matter
what it is 60 bucks makes me pass either way
And then there of course, there's the $50, you
know season pass that comes with it You know
that you're gonna buy separate to so that I was
not spending $120 a damn game. So So yeah, I
got to record some footage of that I'll probably
be playing that after the show and then Yeah,
I probably have a review on the vid channel as
well for the Batman return of the Caped Crusader
Yep Because I have that now That is a good movie
and it's got Adam Westbert Ward and Yep, playing
their respective roles again, and it's actually
very entertaining. I would not mind having more
of this classic Batman in animation form with
today's graphics, so. But, yeah, so until next
time, get altered, get geeky with the Altered
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