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Hello discerning podcast listeners, this is Tom
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into our studio. You are now inside Studio 2009,
only on the Geekcast Radio Network. I'm TF2 and
Mike. Joining me once again, as always, is Mr.
David Draper. How are you, sir? Alright. That's
good, that's good. Today we come face -to -face
with Jaws for the first film's 50th anniversary.
This movie... I hardly remember watching it as
a kid in the 80s. I know I did, but I remember
nothing. I literally I watched this today. I
watched this like two hours ago, two or three
hours ago for the first time in 50 years. Now,
granted, 50 years ago when this came out, I was
it was five years before I was born is when this
movie came out originally. So I really have no
memory of when my mom showed this to me in 86
or 87 or if we caught it on. HBO or something,
because we were lucky enough to be an HBO household
kind of thing. I remember the memes. That's what
I remember. I remember the tank in his mouth.
I remember, you know, we're going to need a bigger
boat. I remember that. And I remember him biting
or attacking the back of the boat. Yeah, the
orca. And the funny thing is, the reason why
I remember that is, there's a Funko Pop moment
that Funko made of Jaws attacking the back of
the boat. It's hilariously awesome. Bro, there's
a very expensive Movie Maniacs of the sharks
jumping up on the boat and getting Quint. And
the Lego set that they came out with this year
recreates that moment. It's an iconic moment.
The movie is iconic. Well, we'll get into that.
What are your memories of Jaws? Because you were
four or five. I was trying to look this up. I
know they re -released it because it was the
number one movie in the world for two years.
It created the concept of the summer blockbuster.
The world we live in was literally created by
Jaws. as movie guys. But I remember they re -released
it at some point because that was what they did
back in the day. They were like, hey, this movie's
successful. Let's put it in the theaters again.
And I don't know how old I was then. I couldn't
find the date for that. I'm thinking it was before
Star Wars, so maybe 76. But my parents went to
go see it, and everyone was talking about this
movie that was the biggest movie in the world.
I really wanted to go see it, and my mom would
not take me. But she came home, and she told
me all about this other movie. Because the movie
she told me about was not Jaws. Uh -oh. It was
amazing. When you're a five -year -old, and you're
being told this crazy... My brain was like, there's
this graveyard of ships, and the shark is zooming
through it, and all this crazy nonsense. It's
not in the film. If you could make the film that
my six -year -old mind came up with, it would
be amazing. I don't even remember. I saw a video
probably in the 80s like you did. I remember
I probably saw Jaws 2 before I saw Jaws because
they showed that on TV all the time. I remember
watching that on Showtime. It was either HBO
or Showtime. It was one of the cables. Yeah,
eventually I saw it and apparently you and I
have very different opinions about this film.
I think it's a masterpiece. I think it's a classic.
Here's the thing. I know you're going to say
over and over and over and over and over again.
Somehow in 1975 they weren't able to create a
photorealistic mechanical shark. You don't know
what I'm going to say. It's in your thing on
your Discord. You don't know. The shark still
looks fake. No, it's not. It's recording a shark
cast. It doesn't say that now. It shouldn't.
It doesn't say that now. Yeah, it did. Well,
now that I changed it, yeah. The point being,
it's about the characters and the story. Yes,
absolutely. The shark is... I don't want to say
incidental, but the shark could be almost anything.
So basically what you're saying is the shark
is Indiana Jones. He makes no difference to the
story. Considering they found. No, no, no. I
know. I know. I know. But I was going to say,
considering they found another shark before they
found Jaws. But anyway. Yeah, no, no, no. They
found the tiger shark that was not... The tiger
shark, yeah. Yeah, that was not the... The point
being, it's not about the shark. I mean, at the
end of the day... It's about the people. Yeah,
it's about... And specifically, it's about these...
By the end, it's about these three people. And
their characters and their arcs and, you know...
Yeah. That's why this is... And, you know, I
mean, the irony is... Famously... Uh, you know,
cause it's become like a, a Hollywood, uh, the
word I'm looking for, not mantra, but it's the
Hollywood legend. The story is that the fucking
shark didn't work. So they never showed it. And
that made it scarier because yeah, the shark
did kind of look fake. So that like, uh, was
it strength from adversity, you know, using,
using a flaw to make your film better. Um, and
a lot of horror films for a while. I mean, Alien
in particular, that's been one of the big complaints.
Complaints? I'm tired. Complaints about Alien
Earth is that they show the fucking xenomorph
constantly in bright daylight. Whereas in the
original, you never really got a good look at
it. The whole point is you never get a good look
at it, and your imagination, ironically, going
back to the story I told about being told the
story of Jaws, your imagination conjures up stuff
that's way more impressive than anything the
CGI guys can do or the special effects guys can
do. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So I was looking
and I was trying to find a specific date here
because it does in the Wikipedia article for
this. It does talk about the theatrical run.
Now, Jaws was released in theaters June 20th
of 75. So what they say about the theatrical
run is that. Even though it opened on June 20th,
later in, does it say a month? No, a month earlier.
That's not, no, I don't want that news. Sid Schneiberg,
Reason for Marketing. I mean, it is possible
that it wasn't a re -release. Back in those days,
movies, we didn't have like everything got released
on the exact same day, the exact same hour. Right.
That's a fairly new thing. Yeah. I found what
I had already seen. Building on the film's success,
the release was subsequently expanded on July
25th to nearly 700 theaters and on August 15th
to more than 950. Overseas distribution followed
the same pattern. So it was a slow rollout because
Star Wars was the same. Yeah, well, the beginning
of this was the beginning of the whole theatrical
run part of the Wikipedia article is the glowing
audience response to a rough cut of the film
at two test screenings in Dallas on March 26th.
They did test screenings March 26th of 75. Holy
crud. And I mean, I know that I know that that's
the way the machine works and that's the way
the whole Magilla is. My initial thoughts of
watching the film for the first time as an adult
and actually, you know, just sitting here and
the same thing, like I said, in our Jurassic
Park episode, when I watched that for the first
time from beginning, middle to end, I didn't
hate this. I didn't dislike it at all. It was
a perfectly fine movie. I think I made a joke
right before I hit record. Oh, well, that was
a good play. Because the reason why I made the
joke was because we're so used to movies nowadays
being bing, bing, bing, bong, bong, bong, bing,
bong, bing, bong, bing, bong. They're hitting
you over the head with everything immediately,
immediately. Pacing today's films, certain films,
is like, must catch your attention now or else
we're not going to get your attention for the
next two hours kind of thing. They're pretty
solid children. Like very small children. Yes.
So movies back in 1975 and going forward into
the 80s, they were a lot slower. And I'm not
saying that is a bad thing. I'm saying that is
a comparison to today versus then. And I didn't
find this movie is like, what is it? What's the
runtime? 124 minutes, so that's roughly two hours
and three minutes, two hours and four minutes,
something like that. I didn't find it slow at
all. I didn't have to get up and go to the bathroom.
I didn't have to go to the concession stand or
anything like that to refill the drink or whatever.
I sat here. I watched the movie. I enjoyed the
movie. I like Roy Schneider. I like Richard Dreyfuss.
They're the only two people I know out of the
entire cast, I'm pretty sure. Probably. Lorraine
Gray and Murray Hamilton sort of built, like,
they kind of, like, stuck with the franchise
for the rest of their careers, pretty much. Yeah.
And Robert Shaw, he was also in The Sting. That
was his big, The Sting was his big breakout movie,
and then he was in this, and then he died, sadly.
Yeah. I can't remember if he won the Academy
Award for this or not, but he was fantastic.
The famous Indianapolis speech, he came up with
that. I'm going to tell it badly, but there was
this whole thing where he had come up with it
and Spielberg was like, do you want to rehearse
it or work it out? He's like, no, we'll do it.
Don't worry about it. Well, do it live. Well,
he didn't do it with a Brooklyn accent because
he's British. Okay, but yeah. I'll get it. Don't
worry about it. And he bombed. Oh, no. He bombed,
and he went home that night, and he got a little
drunk, and he called up Steve, and he said, I'm
so sorry. And Steve was like, don't worry about
it. I can't remember. It was like, don't worry
about it. We'll try it again. Yeah, something
like that. He came back the next day, and they
filmed what you saw. It's funny because apparently
he was a British age actor and Richard Dreyfuss
was this young punk American and the antipathy
you see between them in the movie. The famous
scene where Quint crushes a can and Dreyfuss
crumples a little tiny plastic cup. That happened
in real life. And they were like, oh, let's put
it. We'll use that in the movie. Yeah, we hate
each other. Okay, great. They apparently really
did not like each other. Jaws was based on a
best -selling novel by Peter Bentley who appears
in... Now, wait a second. Wait a second. There
are two ways to deal with this problem. You're
either going to kill this animal or you're going
to cut off its food supply. Larry, we have to
close the beaches. Ooh. Technical difficulties.
Let's move on, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen,
there's everything wrong with your podcast player.
Please adjust the volume because... There's nothing
wrong with the player. It's the podcast, sir.
That's right. No, it's the podcaster and it's
the fact that a year ago the power went out and
everything got fucked up. So the previous 28
minutes you heard was from a year ago. I wanted
to preserve that audio because we worked our
asses off for it, and it was due to a storm that
that audio got lost and everything else, but
TF2 and Mike and Dave Draper are here to still
talk about Jaws, which is now 51 years old. Last
year was the 50th anniversary of Jaws, and the
shark still looks fake. And he's not even going
to respond to it. I know he won't, but that's
okay. Because it's so lame. It's a back to the
future. I wasn't afraid of the shark when I was
four years old. And you just constantly have
to be like, oh, the shark looks fake. Shark looks
fake. Shark looks fake. It's just a back to the
future. It took 50 years to watch that movie.
Are you going to clip the part where he screams
like a little bitch beforehand? Shark still looks
fake. I'm cool. It's just a reference. He was
trying to sound cool. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh boy.
So you were four years old when this movie released.
I was, I was five years away from being actually
born. So I wasn't born yet when this movie released.
I was born in 1980, and it took me, like you
said, 50 years to see the film, to actually see
the film. I had seen bits and clips and whatever,
but I had never, it just wasn't, I just never
had any interest. I wasn't that, it wasn't my
thing. It just wasn't a bad romantic comedy,
so I get it. Yes, thank you very much. Yes, thank
you very much. So neither one of us saw this
in theaters. To quote Mike Blanchard, broaden
your horizons. Hey, look, I'm trying over here.
I watched the movie. I know, I know, I know.
That poked me the wrong way when you did that.
It was like, you didn't watch this romantic comedy
from 1998? It's like, no. Which one was it? I
don't remember. It was one with Gina Rollins
in it. Oh, Hope Floats. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that
one. That was because she was in Columbo. Yes,
I know. That was only because it was a Columbo
connection. That's the only reason why I mentioned
it. It gave me a hard time because I didn't see
Hope Floats. And you're like, Broad New Horizons.
I'm like, you really want to go there? Hey, everybody
should broaden their horizons. Whether they do
that or not is up to them, including me. Have
you seen Horse Whisperer? Yes. Okay. You really?
And I've read the book. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. I
love the book. Oh, God. I love the book. Oh,
God. What? Okay, what about Waiting to Exhale?
No. I have only seen bits and pieces of Waiting
to Exhale. But I know the music from it. You're
not a complete masochist. What? Those movies
were why I will not watch romantic. I will not
watch, quote, chick flicks. I get it. Men are
scum. Thank you. Oh, men are scum? Oh, are men
scum? Oh, this had nothing to do with the decisions
you made. Oh, and by the way, we just lost Sam
Neill? Yeah, Sam Neill. I'm getting his first
name confused. I'm old. No, it's Sam Neill. He
was the good guy husband who bitch wife cheated
on in Horse Whisperer because he wasn't Robert
Redford. I'm sorry, I'm not going to be Robert
Redford, but I'll be lucky if I got near Sam
Neill. I'm on Sam Neill's team. I'm on Team Sam.
I hope the horse kills you, lady. Anyway. Oh,
my God. Hold on. Give me two seconds. Hold on.
Hold on. Okay, let's cut all this. This has nothing
to do with the show. No, no, no. We're not cutting
any of this. Oh, my God. I forgot he was in Horse
Whisperer. He was the husband who got cocked.
Oh, my God. Like Christian Scott Thomas. Yeah,
I know. I know who played Annie. But I forgot.
No, no, no. Look, man, I read the book before
I saw the movie. I like the book. The book is,
the movie did things completely like movies usually
do. Like movies like Jaws that changed the book.
Well, and I never read the book. I'm going to
knock it back on topic whether you like it or
not. Right. No, absolutely. And I never read
Jaws. I've only seen the movie. Ah, you didn't
miss much. Okay, well, there you go. So Jaws,
looking back at the information for Jaws, had
a budget of $9 million, made $495 million. In
1975 money? That's amazing. Oh, that's why Steven
Spielberg's Steven Spielberg. Well, yeah, I know,
but that's... That's amazing to me. Well, and
also, you see, I don't know if we talked about
this in the stuff that got kept, so I apologize
to the audience in advance. I may be repeating
a lot of crap. We are probably going to repeat
stuff. Jaws is literally the first summer blockbuster.
Yep, we did say that. It is the first movie that
came out in the summer, and like... teenagers
had nothing better to do, so they went to go
see this movie about a shark. And this is when
Hollywood suddenly... We take this shit for granted.
We're in the middle of the summer movie season
right now. We take it for granted that the big,
proud, pleasing movies come out in the summer
and around Christmas. And Jaws was the first
movie that did that. And the studios went, hey,
teenagers got a lot of money. All of a sudden,
they got nothing to do. Let's make movies that
appeal to them. I was the first Star Wars was
the second one that really sort of solidified
the I mean, there might have been one or two
between then, too. But like Star Wars and Jaws
were the big trendsetting blockbusters. I can't
think of anything in all my research that I've
done on films in my podcasting career over the
last 18 years, almost every film I've ever looked
up over any decade since, let's say, the 1950s.
That has done anything between 75 and 80 that
has done anything in between. Like, I can't think
of any film between after jaws and before star
Wars between 75 and 77. I can't think of any
other film that did as much as jaws and star
Wars. Now, after that is a difference after star
Wars is a different story. Well, right. but my
point is between the two of them, I'm, I'm essentially
agreeing with you between the two of them. I
can't think of any other film in my mind. You
got to look at the other big films before jaws,
which are like the godfather. Right. Yeah. They
were all, they were all what I would call grownup
movie. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Jaws was the
summer movie that you could take families to
that. No, it was no, apparently no. As, as a
child of the seventies, I assure you, I was not
taken to Jaws. Okay, I'm not saying... No, no,
no. Jaws was a teenager movie. Star Wars was
the family movie. Right. Star Wars was the one
you see your family to, which I think is why
it ended up being bigger than Jaws. Right, but...
Okay, let me rephrase. When I say family... I'm
talking about the teenagers because teenagers,
you still had to have an adult to go to a rated
R movie. So you still had to take the family.
What? Oh, Mike. What? He's our boy. He's very
special. We love him. No, I'm not. You still
had to take a... Oh, Mike. You're so cute. You
could sneak in. I know you could, but come on
now. Oh, could you? Let's see, Aliens came out
in 1986. I was 50? Yeah. No fucking way my mother
took me to see that one. No, but I'm saying...
I was there opening night. I understand that.
Speaking of someone who's been through enough
movies, even if the parents brought them, I remember
Presumed Innocent. There were kids running up
and down the aisles. Wow. Yeah, I think you have
a very... naive view of, particularly back in
those days, particularly with something like
Jaws, which was kind of a surprise. Yeah, I think
a lot of teenagers got in without, first of all,
because you had to be under, I think it was,
what, 17? Because the X is NC -17, so you...
Yeah, X is NC -17. Let me explain. X became NC
-17. Yeah. Because X, they didn't trademark it,
so it became the thing that porn used. Yeah.
So R is what 17 and under needs a parent. Yep.
Okay, well, 17 is still a teenager. Yeah, I'm
not arguing that. Yeah, I'm not arguing that
at all. I'm just saying you still needed. An
adult to go. So teenagers were needed. I'm just.
Just saying parents took the teenagers, which
means families went to see the movie. That's
my point. I'm not saying families took four year
olds. No, no. What I'm saying is I don't know
how they did things where you lived. But yeah,
teenagers did stuff without mommy and daddy taking
them. I agree. It was kind of what teenagers
do. I think with a movie like Jaws, it was probably
even a big thing that teenagers do. It was cool.
Yeah, it was cool, man. It was Five Nights at
Freddy's rated because I didn't see a lot of
adults. Except for me and my idiot best friend
who wanted to see that garbage. Anyway. But I
don't remember. I just remember that the threat
of this all was that Jaws was... And the thing
is, that $9 million was considered kind of expensive.
Yeah, it was. That movie was about to sink. No
pun intended. Spielberg. Because he went horribly
over budget. And it turned around and made a
ridiculous amount of money. Five Nights at Freddy's
was rated PG -13. Oh, okay. There you go. That
explains a lot. Oh, wow. Dude, we're wrong. We
are completely wrong. I'm actually right. Jaws
1975 holds an MPAA rating of PG. Yeah, I didn't,
yeah, okay. I thought it was rated R. I don't
even remember. Holy crap. Well, again, I was
like, I think, first of all, I don't remember
when I was actually four. I think it was more
like I was like, like they re -released it at
some point. Right, no. I'm trying to tell my
story here. Which is when my mom went to go see
it again and refused to take me. Because that's
the one where I was like, oh, I want to go see
it. Everyone's talking about this movie. And
she's like, no. Now, PG means parental guidance.
Which means if you have a responsible parent,
which sadly I did, they will tell their six -year
-old child, no. If you have a terrible parent,
like everyone I go to see movies with now, They
will let their child run up and down the aisles
and have nightmares for 10 years. Yes, yes. Yeah,
no. And I know back in those days, MPAA, a lot
of movies, they didn't know what to... There
are a lot of movies that are rated G and PG that
today probably would be PG -13 and R. Okay, you
know the story of that, right? Yeah, I kind of
remember it, but go ahead. It's our pal Steven
Spielberg. Yep. Did Gremlins. He didn't make
Poltergeist, but he produced it. And he did Temple
of Doom. But he's Steven Spielberg. At that point,
he was Steven Spielberg. He wasn't Joss Steven
Spielberg. He was post -ET Steven Spielberg.
So the MPAA wasn't going to mess with him. But
Temple of Doom and Gremlins. I think Poltergeist
might have been horror, I'm not sure. But Temple
of Doom and Gremlins especially were like, pushed
the PG rating. So they were like, we need a new
thing. That's why they made PG -13, because they
needed something that they could accommodate
movies that were a little, not quite R -rated,
but not quite. Because at that point, PG was,
G is kind of like, the death sentence for movies
or for a long time. And PG is kind of like, like
the basic it's, it's become G. Yeah. I mean,
PG, PG has become family friendly where G was
supposed to be. In fact, Star Wars was going
to get a G rating, but Lucas inserted that the
famous shot of the guy's arm on the floor. Yep.
You know, you know, we don't like you either.
Like that was put there to get it a PG rating.
Yeah. Keep it from getting the deadly G rating.
Yep. Yeah, it's nuts. So teenagers could go see
it on their own anyway? Yep. So yeah, anybody
could see this movie. I couldn't. Okay, well...
You say anybody, but I happen to know a very
annoyed six -year -old who... Although, I don't
know if I tell this in the section that we keep,
but like... His mom came home and told me the
story of Jaws. I don't know what movie she saw.
That movie was amazing. It wasn't Jaws. But damn,
it was cool. It had this whole wrecked boatyard
or something, like a graveyard of boats and the
sharks swimming around in it. A six -year -old
with a short attention span. getting stories
told to you. Very exciting. Which made me want
to see the movie more. Yeah, absolutely. By the
time I actually did see it on video, I was older
and appreciated the movie for the quality of
the movie. Yeah, and that's the thing. Movies,
to me, anything. Movies, TV, specifically, the
visual arts. And I say this every episode. I
look at things in the time that they were made.
Like, I don't look at the stuff to hold it up
to today's standards because that's not what
it's there for. You're not supposed to hold it
up to today's standards and lens. You're not
supposed to hold up Jaws and see if he can fit
inside the Mandalorian. tunnel vision thing that
Favreau made up to film. What, whatever that
thing is, whatever they film. No, the, the, the,
the, um, however they filmed Mandalorian season
one or whatever, whatever they, there was volume.
Okay. The big projection wall that they did.
Yeah. That I don't. Yeah. So I don't look at
that and wonder, Oh, Jaws would never hold up
to today's standards. I don't look at that like
that. I look at it as this is 1975 or 70, whenever
they originally made it, but it was released
in 75. This is the finished final product of
what they made. This is the cameras, the microphones,
the whatever, the visuals. This is how they made
it. And this is a product of its time. Everything
I saw, I really enjoyed. There was nothing. Yeah,
the essence of the shark kind of scared me at
times. And I've mentioned this on the podcast
before. I usually don't do blood, guts, and gore.
And there isn't a lot of scenes in this where
the blood, guts, and gore come through. But,
you know, when that does happen, I'm just like,
okay, I'm just going to look over here for a
second. It's usually very quick. Yeah, it's very,
very quick. I think Jaws is a profoundly misunderstood
movie, especially in 2026. Because it's, you
know, people are always like, you know, it's
a classic, you know, it's a classic, but they
just think it's about a shark. Yeah. It's not
about a shark. It's about three guys. Yeah. Specifically,
it's about one guy, and then the other two guys
are like, you know, they're along for the ride.
And, you know. It's about Martin Brody. It's
a very 70s film. It's got a very Altman feel
in scenes where characters are constantly talking.
You don't have this anymore in movies. There's
not scenes where a dozen characters are talking
all over each other, which is a very Altman 70s
kind of feel to it. It's a character study. We
talk about soundtracks. Jaws has the most misunderstood
and, I would say, the word escapes me. The soundtrack
for Jaws is, even though it's legendary, I believe
it won the Academy Award, it's also profoundly
underappreciated because all anybody remembers
is the iconic shark theme. Yeah, the dun -dun.
Yeah, but the actual soundtrack is... You can
listen to it and it tells its own story. It's
so good. And yeah, the shark theme is iconic
and it's great, but it's one piece of a larger
puzzle that I think, again, people look back
and they go, shark. And no, it's a story about
a guy who's because Martin is terrified of water.
Yeah, exactly. On an island. But there's a reason
he's on that island. It's very subtle. The scene
where they're all mostly Hooper and are comparing
scars. And Martin lifts up his shirt and you
can see there's a little bullet wound in his
abdomen. Which kind of implies that he got shot
on the line of duty in New York and moved to
Amity. He took the job in Amity. That's storytelling.
A modern movie, Martin Brody would have a 10
-minute soliloquy. It was dark the night I went
down that avenue chasing that little punk. You
know, I mean, it's one, like, you know. So, yeah,
like, I really feel, I feel bad because I think
it's, Jaws has been put so far up, it's weird.
Jaws has been put so far up on a pedestal that
I think people don't appreciate what a good movie
it is, if that makes sense. Like, there's a lot
of, like Citizen Kane. Like, Citizen Kane is
actually a very enjoying, interesting, cool movie.
But I think a lot of people go, oh, that's the
one that the movie snobs all, like, you know,
go crazy over. Yeah, but if you watch it, it's
compelling. Yeah. It's got a good story. It's
got good acting. It's kind of heartbreaking.
It's fascinating. Yeah. It's also got a shit
ton of special effects. Yeah. You don't realize
what a special effects bonanza that movie is.
Yeah, absolutely. People are like, yeah, it's
a classic. It's a movie. It's not a movie. It
saddens me, particularly as someone who's grown
up through this era that has become... It is
weird. As someone who's grown up through the
70s and 80s, to see the stuff that I just kind
of took for granted with the background of my
life that has become mythical, like Star Wars,
like Jaws. A lot of the TV shows and movies that
everyone makes a big deal out of now, it was
just the stuff I grew up with. Yeah, absolutely.
And the thing is, the stuff we grew up with,
we turn it all into legends for us. We turn it
all into legendary stuff. Everyone's like, oh,
I'm going to put the rose -tinted glasses on.
It's not about that. It's about the fact that
we grew up with it and it means something to
us because we grew up with it kind of thing.
There's an element to that. There is a big strong
element to that, but I also feel like at that
time there was a desire. I do feel that movies
aren't as good nowadays. They don't put the effort
into the craftsmanship. Movies had to be good.
yeah movies movies had to have character movies
had to have story and now it's all boom visual
boom then you know you know yeah well it's funny
and i think uh steve megatron and i are gonna
do an episode on the podcast about uh we're going
to discuss the film the netflix film with matt
damon and ben affleck the rip When they did the
press for that, Netflix basically came out and
said, and even Ben and Matt said, Netflix told
us the way they wanted us to do this is every
15 minutes or every 20 minutes, part of the dialogue
or part of the movie, we remind you what the
plot is because we don't want you to lose. We
don't want you to forget what the plot is. And
I'm sitting here thinking to myself. Movies today
should not have to remind you. If it's a two
-hour movie, every 30 minutes you should not
need to be reminded what the plot is supposed
to be, what the objective is supposed to be.
That's silly. But anyway. Can I tell you a cute
little story? Or not a story, but like... Sure.
I was just talking about Citizen Kane. You know,
there's famously a moment towards like the last
third of the movie. Where there's like a cockatoo
that suddenly screams. Right. Okay. And the reason
they put that in the movie, they, they made Wells
put that in the movie because they were worried
that the audience was falling asleep. Oh no.
So that's, that's why that, that weird cockatoo
goes, wake the audience up. So there's producers
have been stupid from the dawn of moviemaking.
True. Yeah. Like if it, like the, the sad. Heartbreaking
irony is if a plot's good, you don't need to
be reminded of it. Yeah, exactly. Like, well,
okay, Jaws is a bad example because, I mean,
obviously, like, you're not going to forgive
the shark out there. Yeah. I don't know. If a
plot's good, you should be engaged and want to
know what happens next, not like, oh, by the
way. Yeah. Don't forget, like, it's such a symbol
of bad writing that they... that you've gotten
to a point where you've got to go, oh, by the
way, this is what this thing... Kind of like
this podcast where we keep going, by the way,
this is about the movie Jaws. Just so you don't
forget, this is about the movie Jaws. Yeah. Again,
Jaws was the first major modern blockbuster,
so I do think that, in a weird way, I think the
last time around we talked about the movie, but
it is... It did create the world we live in.
So I think talking about all these things is
relevant. Yeah, absolutely. Really quickly, going
back to the soundtrack. Awards and Acolytes.
John Williams won several awards for Jaws soundtrack
in March 1976. He won a Grammy, a BAFTA, and
the Academy Award for Best Original Score. The
score itself won a Golden Globe for Best Original
Score at the 33rd Golden Globe Awards. In 2005,
the American AFI ranked Jaws 6th in its 100 years
of film scores. It listed the top 25 film scores
in American cinema. So it won. The score did
win awards. Absolutely. And deservedly so. But
I'm just saying, like, all anybody remembers
is da -dum. Yeah, that's very true. It's heartbreaking,
you know. Yeah, it is very true. On the other
hand, it's heartbreaking. On the other hand,
it's like, yeah, but that's humanity. We move
on. We forget. It is what it is. It's the way
of the world. If you stayed stuck in 1975 forever,
there's a lot of stuff. Even though I'm kind
of harsh about modern stuff, there have been
things that come along the way. If you remained
locked in one time period, you would not be open
to. In 2025, to commemorate the film's 50th anniversary,
Entrato Records released a three -CD set again
featuring the original soundtrack recording,
including a few cues that weren't used in the
final cut. the original soundtrack album, and
additional source music. Also in 2025, a 50th
anniversary remastered edition was released digitally
by Backlot Music and on vinyl by Mondo. So the
score is out there, folks, wherever you may want
to find it. I am probably going to seek it out
because I kind of want to hear this guy. I love,
I love music scores. I love movie TV scores,
video game scores. I love all that stuff. So
I'm probably going to seek it out and listen
to it at some point on Spotify. And I, I think
I'm not, and I can't remember if this came up
when we were doing the episode the last time.
Because I'm old and I forget things. Williams
did the soundtrack for the second one, too. I
remember I tracked that down. No, I'm pretty
sure of that because I remember I tracked that
sucker down, which was expensive and annoying.
Let me double check. John Williams returned to
score Jaws 2 after winning an Academy Award for
Best Original Score for his work on the first
film. Because they almost got Spielberg back
for that. That would have been his first sequel.
But they couldn't work out the... They didn't
give him enough time to work out a better story.
Yep. Ironically. I do not see labels. MCA Records
original release. Entrada Records expansion.
So it's probably on Entrada. I don't know. It's
in the other room. It should be under heavy.
leaded glass. That sucked, tracking that down.
Because it's Jaws 2. Nobody cares. Except for
nerds that are like, wait, that's John Williams.
I'm going to be late to the party because I'm
stupid. Oh, boy. But yeah. No. Yeah, so you mentioned
about them comparing the scars, and that was
one of my notes. I'm like, I don't need to see
them comparing scars. Really? That's a great
scene. It is a good scene, but I was just like,
oh, man. Because it makes them so human. It does.
I agree. The whole thing that movies, one of
the things that movies make that have gotten
wrong, and they've gotten it wrong, like back,
because I know you're not a horror movie fan.
like a lot of the old slasher movies kind of
got this wrong all the time too like if you don't
care about these people then who cares what happens
to them don't i mean yeah like that scene invests
you in the end of the movie because you've seen
these guys drunk and a little i mean a little
silly you know marianne moffat she broke my heart
um you know and and then and then of course it
leads into the indianapolis speech which is a
very famous speech which robert shaw freaking
came up with out of his butt and like he apparently
the first time he delivered it i i heard a story
about this the first time they filmed that he
screwed it up royally oh no oh yeah he botched
it and he went home and he was like he was miserable
and he called steve and he said please please
let me take another chance another shot at that
i am so sorry And Steven says, okay, we'll try
it again. And the second time around, he nailed
it. Which is just a cool story. There's a lot
of interesting stories about the filming of Jaws.
Shaw and Dreyfuss hated each other for the life.
I think the famous bit where Shaw crushes a beer
can and Dreyfuss crushes a little cup. I'm macho
too. Apparently that really happened on set.
Oh no. Or something like that. I think I've heard
that, but yeah, they, they, cause Dreyfus was
young and new and the new actor and, and Shaw
was a British, you know, more classically trained,
serious kind of guy. Yeah. Yeah. Dreyfus is,
is, I love Dreyfus. He's. He's always amazing
in everything he does. He's just absolutely...
Yeah, he's an amazing, amazing actor. Just awesome.
And he's got some great roles that he's done
in his lifetime. Everything Richard Dreyfuss
does. And that line, I think I already have it
in here about... Yeah, he already says it about
the shark. Well, the shark's just going to bite
you in the ass. Yeah, no, Dreyfus, Richard Dreyfus,
man, that dude just... Oh, God. And the cast
itself, where is... Yeah, it's a great cast.
Why am I drawing a blank? Roy Schneider. Roy
Schneider, yeah. Is it Schneider or Schneider?
I think it's Schneider. Oh, it is Scheider. Sorry.
He's a great actor. He was fantastic in all that
jazz. Yeah, and then Shaw and Dreyfuss are great.
Murray Vaughn is the prototypical sleazy mayor
who basically got copied in a billion movies
throughout the rest of the 70s and 80s of, you
know, we've got to worry about the big festival.
We can't close the thing because there's something
eating people. He's got those awesome 70s outfits
with the jacket with the little anchors on them.
One of the great things about Jaws is unlike
a lot of the knockoff movies where it's pretty
clearly obvious that the person in charge who
doesn't make the right decision particularly
the first film, like, you know, it is kind of,
it is established by the end of the film that
the shark is not usual. Yeah. It's not a typical
shark, but like Amity kind of relies on this.
He's like, like there is a legitimate argument.
They make the wrong choice and somebody dies,
but it's not like completely, you know, they're
all picking their noses and are idiots. It's
a legitimate decision that they make to try to
go forward and save their summer. And they pay
a price for it. Obviously, we, the audience,
know that it's the wrong decision. But what I'm
saying is it's not as stacked as it is in a lot
of other movies. Even Jaws 2. By Jaws 2, the
city should have known, hey, we've had shark
problems before. Maybe we should listen to Sheriff
Brody on this one. Yeah, really. Maybe. But like...
And I like that. It feels better. It feels more
realistic. I like that the guys that are in the
wrong, even though it's capitalism that's driving
them, I like that there's at least a point of
view. It's not all, I'm a stupid idiot who won't
listen to the person who knows what he's doing.
Now, it's kind of played up a little bit. Dreyfuss'
character, Hooper, is a little bit arrogant about
being right. He is right. But he's a little bit
smart. The shark's going to eat everybody and
you're all stupid and you're all going to die.
But in the end, he still helps. He still gets
on that boat. And he still tries to help. Yeah,
he still tries to help. I did not realize that
Roy sadly passed away February 10th, 2008 when
he was 75 years old. He was battling, he died
from a staphylococcus. I can't even pronounce
it. He died from an infection. Yeah, thank you.
After a three -year battle with cancer. But man,
Roy Schneider, just like French connection in
71, the year you were born. French conspiracy.
Jaws, like, obviously, Jaws and Jaws 2, where
I think I first... Oh, wow. Is he in all of them?
No, he's only in Jaws 1 and 2. And he did not
want to be in the second one at all. Well, the
funny thing is, he's in 1 and 2, but he's also
in Revenge. He's in... They used footage, but
he was not... Oh, okay. They used footage of
him... Oh, because, yeah, I think they used the
footage where he's, like, at the dinner table.
And this was based on a real thing, actually,
when they were filming Jaws. Spielberg saw the
kid who was playing one of his sons kind of mimicking
him. They set it up. That scene where he's going,
and the kid's going, it's really cute. Yeah,
no, he did not have an active role in that movie.
I assure you, sir. Okay, no, I believe you. I'm
just telling you because I don't know what IMDB
is telling you, but I have seen that movie. Okay.
It paid for... What's his name? British actor.
Alfred. Alfred Molina? No, Alfred from Batman
Begins. Oh, Michael Caine. He paid for Michael
Caine's Mother's House. That movie paid for Michael
Caine's Mother's House. Nice, nice. You don't
know that story? No. Okay, so there's a running
thing that for Jaws 3 and Jaws Revenge, the...
Someone who was in those movies won the best
acting award for supporting actor. Louis Gossett
Jr. won it for Officer and Her Gentleman. And
Michael Caine won it for Hannah and Her Sisters.
But he couldn't accept the award because he was
filming Jaws the Revenge. And so someone asked
him, did you regret not accepting the Academy
Award because you were filming this terrible,
terrible, terrible, terrible movie? And he goes,
well, it paid for a lovely house for my mom.
Oh, amazing. Which is a great response. Michael
Caine's a classic. I feel bad I couldn't remember
his name. No, it's okay. It's okay. Yeah, we're
old. So where I first saw Roy Schneider, Schneider,
Schneider. Thank you. I don't remember in this
podcast of jumbled jaws biting us in the ass
for getting this podcast. You look like someone
that's like been pulled out of the ocean that
got eaten by the jaws. Yeah. Yeah, episode 183
of Studio 2009 is a cursed podcast, folks. So
I don't know if I've already mentioned The Punisher,
but I'll mention The Punisher later. But where
I first saw Roy was in 1993. I was 13 years old.
He was Captain Nathan Bridger on Sequest DSV.
This was a, I believe NBC had it. I believe so.
Yeah, NBC had it from September. I think it was
Spielberg produced. Yep, September 12th, 1993
to June 9th of 1995. And I can't see Spielberg.
Yep, Spielberg. I see Spielberg's name on Executive
Producer. The interesting thing about this one
was it had Roy. It had Roy. It also had, I think
this was the second time in my life that I saw
the late actor Jonathan Brandes. The first time
I saw him was in The NeverEnding Story 2. Jonathan
died November 11, 2003. He was found hanged in
the hallway of his Los Angeles apartment. He
was transported to Cedar Global Medical Center
and died the following day of injuries sustained
from the hanging at age of 27. But, man, I...
Back in 93, Sequest was such a different show.
Like, in the late 80s, early 90s, you had Star
Trek The Next Generation, you had Hercules, you
had Xena, you had Andromeda, you had all these
other things. When you got into the mid -90s,
you had Mutant X, you had... All these other
shows. And then you had Sequest. And it was just
so cool. Because you finally had a show that
did underwater adventures. Like, sort of. After
the first season, it became a lot more. Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah. No, absolutely. There were only three
seasons of this show. I know, but doesn't the
first season end with them being kidnapped by
aliens? I could not. I'm pretty sure either the
first or second season, they get the Sequest
gets taken away by aliens. Because the first
season kind of didn't get good ratings. The first
season was serious. It's one of those classic,
like we're talking about Sequest rather than
Jaws. It's one of those classic, like the first
season was serious and legit. It didn't get good
ratings. So it's kind of like Space 1999. Then
the next season was stupid. Yeah, the final episode
of season one, Higher Power. An emotional time
is at hand, and the Sequest tour of duty comes
to an end. Chief Crocker faces his retirement,
a romantic relationship. Most emotional of all
is Lucas, who realizes his father is hardly a
part of his life anymore. However, when the Earth's
crust begins to crack open underneath his father's
power plant, The world is threatened by an unstoppable
rise in the ocean temperature, which will melt
the polar caps with lava seeping into the sea.
Bridger must sacrifice the sea quest in order
to save the world. So, no, it has nothing to
do with aliens in the first season. I don't know.
But anyway, at the time, I absolutely loved that
show. I think that show was a good show, and
that's, again, where I first saw. Roy, and he
was an awesome actor in that. The next time I
would see him was as... Ooh. Okay, in the first
season finale arc, the crew discovers an ancient
alien spacecraft entombed in an undersea rock
face deep on the ocean floor. Okay, but that's
not... But the... final episode of the first
season has nothing to do with aliens, though.
The aliens have none. Such great agents. Yes.
One year before The Punisher, he played in several
episodes. This is interesting. You'll like this,
I think. Hopefully. Probably not. Wow. I'm just
being difficult. Yes, I know you are. He played
Mark Ford Brady in Law & Order Criminal Intent,
and Mark Ford Brady is Robert Gorin's father.
Okay. Yeah. And then, like I mentioned, in 2008,
he played Castle Sr., Frank Castle Sr. in The
Punisher, in the Thomas Jane Punisher. So, yeah.
I'm old, so I know him more from, like, He was
the brother that got Dustin Hoffman in trouble
in Marathon Man with Bob Fosse and all that jazz.
Yeah. That's kind of where I know him from. And
Jaws, obviously. Yeah, and Jaws, obviously. But,
yeah, no, absolutely. So, yeah. And then I did
want to briefly mention, because I don't think
I mentioned it already. We've got to talk about
Dreyfuss. I don't think we talked about him.
We did. We talked a little bit about Dreyfuss.
We did talk a little bit about Dreyfuss. Last
time, yes. I remember that. Okay. I love Richard
Dreyfuss. He's an amazing actor. If you love
music at all and you've never seen Mr. Holland's
opus, watch Mr. Holland's. Mr. Holland's opus
is one of the best. most fictionalized historical
music movies ever and the reason why i say it
like that is because it is a piece of fiction
it is about a music teacher but the music the
way they do that movie is they because it's a
music teacher going from this like the 50s and
60s into the 90s and 2000s and each decade what
i mean about historical part is the music is
the historical part but it's a fictionalized
story, obviously. So the music is the real part.
Oh, God, I need to watch Mr. Holland's Opus again.
I love that movie. Oh, you're not going to like
this story, but when it came out, I had a friend
who was going on and on about Mr. Holland's Opus.
So I told him the entire story of the movie.
Yes. Including all the plot twists. The students
get together and put together his opus, perform
it for him, and blah, blah, blah at the end.
And he's like, you saw the movie? And I was like,
no, I saw the trailer. That trailer told you
every single beat of that movie. Yes, it did.
It absolutely did. I don't know who I'm going
to do this with, because I don't know who would
want to do it with me, but there's another movie
from 1991 that he did that I don't know why,
but my mom absolutely loved this movie. I think
it's with him and Bill Murray, of all people.
What about Bob? He plays the therapist. Oh, I
love Bob. Oh, my God. Okay. What? Yeah, what
about Bob? It's a classic, dude. Yeah, no, I
know. I know it's a classic. You're talking like
it's Hope Floats or something. It's a film no
one's ever heard of. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm talking about like... I don't know because
of what the movie is, because of the way that...
Look, man, there's plenty of people out there.
Yeah, exactly. It's a dark comedy, and some people
don't like that. Man, Mr. Holland's opus. He
was in James and the Giant Peach. Krippendorf's
Tribe was weird. Piranha 3D. Piranha 3D. It was.
I think it was a joke casting thing. They put,
you know, the guy from Jaws in Piranha 3D. Yeah,
that's very true. Oh, of course he got killed
in the beginning. They're both films. That's
surprising. He was a scientist guy. Yep. Absolutely.
Yep, yep, yep. But no, Richard Dreyfuss, I absolutely
love that guy. He is so awesome. Yeah, and like...
He had Jaws and Close Encounters with Spielberg.
I think he also did Always. Yes, he did. Always,
yep. Yeah, Always. It wasn't Rude Awakenings.
I don't think. Beverly Hills. I'm old. I remember
the old stuff. Yeah, me too. Looking at his newer
stuff, I don't know any of it. Go ahead. He's
old. Well, yeah. And he's also kind of a crusty
old fart, who apparently is difficult, which
is good for him. You get to be that old and you've
had that track record, you be that crusty old
fart, sir. I respect that. Well, that's the interesting
thing about him. Him and almost anybody like
that, even looking at Mr. Holland's opus. Watching
that movie when I was 15 years old, I still thought
of him as old when I was 15. Even now at 46,
looking back 31 years later, I still think of
him as old then. There's an interesting phenomenon.
I see it a lot on Facebook about how you look
at movies from the 80s and guys in their 30s
and 40s and movies in the 80s. And then you look
at guys who are 30s and 40s in movies now, and
it's like the guys who are in their 30s and 40s
now look like they're in their 20s. Like, Wilford
Brimley was not that old back in the early 80s.
He looked like a billion years old, you know?
It's just like, people looked old. I think some
of it probably was, you know, like... There's
a lot more focus on skincare. It sounds shallow,
but skincare. People don't smoke as much. People
don't drink as much. There's a lot more taking
care of yourself kind of thing. Also, I think
Hollywood has become much more shallow. Oh, yeah.
There's a phrase, 80s hot, meaning that the women
who were hot in the 80s are not like... Nowadays,
if you want to be an attractive person, you're
supposed to be like a sex doll. You could have
character back then. Where now it's all sort
of like 90210 clone. There's a generic look to
people in movies, TV shows. Yeah, absolutely.
So, yeah, folks. Jaws, I liked it for what it
is. I found it interesting. I enjoyed watching
the movie for the first time. I said before,
when we originally went back and did the recording
a year ago, it's not a bad beginning, middle,
and end story. It's really good. It's probably
not a movie that's going to end up in my rotation,
though. Like, there are a lot of movies that
I've seen that I've really enjoyed seeing them
for the first time, and I might go back and watch
it a second time. But after that... I'll just
file them away. There's a lot of movies, man,
that I just don't like. I don't know. Like, I
think about a lot of movies and I'm like, hmm,
maybe I want to watch that. And then like 10
seconds later, I'm like, nah, I don't want to
watch that. It's also kind of like, it's also
a thing where like, it sounds stupid to say this,
but at some point, like more movies keep coming
out. You know what I mean? Like your list of
movies you want to revisit gets longer and longer
because there's just, there's more movies. It'll
also be one that I always go back to. I love
it. I think it's brilliant. I love the three
characters. I love the story. I love the music.
Before we leave, I do want to... I think I told
this when we recorded it, but I don't know where
it was on the recording and if it got lost. There's
a cute story about the woman who played Mrs.
Kintner. The mom whose little boy got eaten on
the 4th of July. She went into a restaurant,
and she was, like, looking at the menu on the
board, and there was, like, an Alex Kittner sandwich.
She thought that was funny, and she ordered it.
And then she said, you know, tell the chef, like,
I was his mom. And the chef came out and goes,
mom? Because it's the kid who played Alex Kittner.
Oh, that's nice. So I think that's a cute story.
Yeah, that's really awesome. That is very awesome.
What are we going to rate Jaws 0 -5 with half
points? 0 -5. Okay. I know you don't... It's
not your kind of movie, so I get that, but I
think... For me, I love it. I love creature features.
It's a Spielberg film. It's classic Spielberg.
It's got great... It's got everything. It's a
5. I'm going to give it a 4. I I'm only taking
one point off just because I don't do the, the,
the blood guts and gore kind of thing. And there's
not much here. There's only a little bit, but
one point four is still a good score. So I'll
give it a four. Uh, so that's, uh, that's that
folks. And, uh, here's hoping the shark doesn't
bite us in the ass again. We're going to send
you to a quick podcast ad break. What? Like,
please, please, please don't lose this one. Yeah,
no, no, no, no. I love this movie, but I'm a
little tired of talking about it. Yeah, I know.
Me too. Which is why half of this is we're not
talking about it. No, no, no. No, no, no. Like,
literally, as we've fixed this episode. This
is the Red Letter Media Star Wars Holiday Special
episode where they spend the whole episode not
talking about the holiday special. Yeah, exactly.
Behind the scenes, folks, as we've recorded this,
I've literally exported the stuff, opened the
file, shown Dave, look, it's in there, I'm editing
it, literally as soon as we finish this whole
recording session, because we're recording Columbo
episodes after this, I'm literally going to export
it and edit it and put it online as soon as we're...
I've got recordings all day today, and I'm doing
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the next episode, the other host picks the movie.
Each show will have a breakdown of why it is
that movie was picked by that host, after which
will be a discussion about what it is we just
watched. Lastly, we have the show Top 3, Bottom
3. Similarly to Fine You Pick, one host picks
a television series, and the next week, the pick
alternates to the other host. Here, the episodes
of the show are chosen by the Top 3 episodes
and the Bottom 3 episodes, as rated on IMDb .com.
Yes, this is probably the worst way to watch
and review a television show, and yes, that's
the idea. On our shows, I'll detail out how you
can suggest things for us to watch. You can reach
out and talk with the hosts and maybe even appear
on an episode. I hope you'll join me for this
exciting new podcast adventure. I swear we're
going to make it more than eight episodes. I
know what we're doing today. Okay, Michael, if
we're going to tackle this podcast thing, we've
got to do something really special. It has to
be cool, daily, in audio form, and undetectable
by radar. Something that screams summer. I know,
let's do a Phineas and Ferb review podcast. We'll
call it the Podcast Organization Without a Cool
Acronym, or PALCA for short. What do you think?
I think if we're not careful, Kansas is going
to bust us. You can find Pauka on the Geekcast,
Radio Network, iTunes, and all of the other methods
you find podcasts. Okay then, carry on. On the
Simplistic Reviews podcast, we talk movies. We
talk TV. We talk... Hello, Julie, what the heck
are you doing? Trying to make our spot sound
more exciting by adding explosions. Yeah, I'm
pretty sure you could have got the point across
with sound effects, not the real thing. Download
the show on iTunes or at simplisticreviews .blogspot
.com. I'm sure your insurance company will cover
that. No, they won't. No, they probably won't.
All right, folks. The shark didn't bite us in
the ass, so we're back here inside Studio 2009,
only on the Geekcast Radio Network. This is episode
183, the 51st anniversary of Jaws, because we
couldn't get it out on the 50th anniversary of
Jaws at the time in 2025. And every time I say
the 51st anniversary, all I can think of is the
51st anniversary spectacular of Bugs Bunny. Remember
that one? Well, I'll probably put a clip in here
so people will remember it. But anyway. Oh, hey,
hey, hey. I do want to add one quick thing. I
just remembered. I apologize. I apologize. I
know you're wrapping up. I apologize. I was going
to ask. I was going to put this in there because
someone's going to do it. Like, somebody's going
to. We were talking. And for us, the last one,
like, you guys are listening to this all at once.
But for us, it's like a couple days ago about
how there were no movies in 1976. Oh, yes, yes,
yes. There was a movie in 1976, actually. Okay.
A little film called Rocky. How could we forget
about that? I don't know. I don't know. Those
of you who are typing your little, excuse me,
sir, there's a little film called Rocky you may
have heard of. Yes. Yes. You know, it doesn't
feature a shark or spaceship, so it's not really
my wheelhouse. But yes, Rocky was a big thing.
There are a couple of other big ones in 76. Yeah,
again. Rocky was like, that's inexcusable to
forget Rocky. Yeah. And I was going to ask you
if you had anything else to add before I was
going to run. I wasn't going to immediately run
through. I know, but the hot just went in my
head and I had to get it out. Yep, yep, yep.
I understand. I understand. I got distracted
by like, you know, squirrels or something. No
squirrels. There's no squirrel in your pants.
There might be in my chimney, though. Oh, no.
Well, that's going to do it for us. Yeah. You're
inside Studio 2009. Thank you for joining us.
And here's all the feedback and all the ways
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us next time when... What am I doing? Yeah. Join
us next time when I will be jumping back into
the studio to talk about the origins in television
with my buddy Christopher A. Morton, a .k .a.
Moose. So he's going to go under the knife for
the origins in television. For now, I am TF2
and Mike with... Dave Draper. You'll hear us
back in the studio soon. Oh, there it is. I'm
an idiot. Well, you must admit, I've got pretty
good taste, haven't I? You finished with this?
Yes, and I know as much about the murderers as
they do. Oh, I'm a hero. I was shot twice in
the Tribune. I read where you were shot five
times in the tabloids. It's not true. He didn't
come anywhere near my tabloids.
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