Tag Team Wrestling Tournament – Round 4

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your GCRN Wars

Tag Team Wrestling Tournament with your host,

Mike, TFG1 Blanchard. A lot of people think I

enjoy going out and repossessing cars from poor

people. You're right! I love it! And featuring,

TV's Mr. Neil. The whole wrestling world is gonna

stand up and take notice! And, from Simplistic

Reviews, DJ Valentine. and Matthew Stewart. You

don't want you have a malignant case of wall

-to -wall dumb ****. You're stupid. And now let's

get ready to podcast. That's right. I am the

Revo Man Optimus Solo and get the **** out of

here for all I care. Welcome to GCRN Wars. This

is the next round, round four in the Tag Team

Tournament for Wrestling here on Wars. I am TF2

and Mike. Joining me is my I guess new tag team

partner, TV's Mr. Neil. Hello. I guess we're

the new foundation. Oh, God. Oh, yes. And also

joining us from simplistic reviews, we have Matthew

Stewart. Hello, sir. Hello. I was sent in a capsule

from a place not from here. To attack and keep

coming. Not to ask, but just to give, not to

want, but just to send! For a minute there, I

thought you said, give, not. Not, not. I will

give nuts when needed. Do you need nuts? Who

needs nuts? No. No. Sometimes you feel like you're

not. Sometimes you don't. Also joining us is

that traitorous wrestling person DJ Valentine

I'm here because everybody's got a price mine

a buck 50 Mm -hmm, that's all it took. It's all

took a minute there. I thought it would have

taken for a minute there I thought it would have

taken tree fitty Lock this monster So I've been

listening and I've been you know editing this

stuff I have no idea what's going on half the

time behind the scenes on this because this was

all optimus solos thing that he wanted to run

I'm glad that we're doing it and as he said before

this is leading up to our top 100 tagged not

tagged top 100 wrestlers of all time list And

the results from round three, wow. So, who's

ready to get upset? It depends on who you're

talking to here. Who's pissed off? The internet,

damn it. Pissed off. They've been pissed off

since 1995. Matt, do your internet impersonation.

Go ahead, do it. I thought I did it on the last

episode. Of all time mom stop no mom leave me

alone Mom on the internet Yes, I will take more

pizza rolls. Yeah Well, I can go for some pizza

rolls right now actually Internet everyone dead

up Already okay getting to the results here Fifth

okay, so the first I don't have the bracket in

front of me folks again I blame optimus solo

for just you know basically running back up the

ramp on me here First matchup legion of doom

versus the outsiders legion of doom won 52 %

to 48 % Wow. Wow. Was a close one. Yes, it was.

What was the breakdown in that one? I don't know.

You'll have to ask Kevin next time he's on. Kevin.

Hey, Kevin's the one with all the math here.

Yeah. Yo, turn to a no. I won't give the actual

numbers but I'll say it was a one vote difference.

Oh, who was that? Yo. So what do we think of

the Legion of Doom beating the outsiders guys

Neil? Uh, I don't know. I don't think this would,

uh, this is how it would go down. If this match

actually happened scripted, scripted or I know

these, these, uh, these programs are not real,

but you know, I don't think there's any Federation

in the world that would go, Oh yeah. You know,

the, uh, the Legion of doom going over, uh, outsiders.

No, no, uh, by the late nineties, uh, I don't,

I don't think this would happen. Matt, what about

you? Maybe people were partial for the LOD 2000

crew or something like that. I don't know. Maybe

make a story I told about how the Legion of Doom,

they had that storyline where animal was hooked

on. Heroin or something like that. They had the

other guy come in because he wanted to be more

of the Legion of Doom Maybe that hit home for

a lot of people. I don't know. Maybe people enjoyed

it. Thanks, man Maybe we got some hiding right

fans. Maybe we have some hot rack fans cuz you

know, he is huge now In you say animal all as

I could think of is the Muppet drummer You probably

had an equal chance of winning against the outsiders

I don't know how that happened. I mean, it's

like Nostalgia maybe but everybody fucking loves

the outsiders in Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. I

mean that's very This this internet is confusing.

Mm -hmm. I do not get it That's why you gotta

get a third vote kids get out there and vote

because your vote counts apparently in this one

it counted Definitely did mm -hmm. Yeah, I'll

say this right now The next matchup, I wanted

to be the final matchup of the entire tournament.

But before we get to that, DJ, what did you think

of this outcome for Legion versus Outsiders?

I'm sad. I like Racer Ramon, Scott Hall, Diesel,

Kevin Nash. They should have won. I mean, has

the Legion ever even used little shoulder pads

for anything other than an entrance? Poke your

eye out with that thing man. I Mean if anybody

knows how to use paint better than Allegiant

of Doom and outsiders, I'm kind of sad. That's

how I feel I guess there's still one face painted.

I mean Demolition was out last time. So you have

Demolition gone and I have them so you have one

face painted team still left Well, yeah, well,

yes. Well, you got we got the Hardee's in there

somewhere. So Yeah, but it's only when Jeff is

like high on PCP. That's true. When Jeff is high

in more ways than one. When he's fighting Sting

and Sting's like, this is crap. He's doing the

Jack Sparrow, paint my eyelids, my eyes. So you

can't tell when I'm unconscious or not. Exactly.

And so we head down to Miami, Florida to check

in with DJ because apparently there's some boys

he needs to report on. What? Welcome. Thanks

for that amazing throw, Mike. Welcome back to

our, I don't know, 16, 15, 14 of the Hardy Boys

and the Dudley Boys TLC BWKSA match. That's right.

The first annual tables, ladders, chairs, barbed

wire, kitchen sink, and armor match. These two

teams have caused more surrounding property damage

than the aliens from Independence Day. We've

seen three deadly death drops. One through that

aforementioned Amor. Two twists of fate. A Swanton

Bomb through a table, under a ladder, on top

of a barbed wire wrapped above ground swimming

pool, wheeled in by an architect and two demolition

experts who instructed both teams in the proper

way to destroy their rather confusing construction.

If you're wondering why I'm sitting behind a

plastic play school art table, it's because Devon

used my actual announce table as a flaming battering

ram, a la Braveheart, before we even rang the

bell. I'm no doctor. But I gotta say that the

bones of each one of these two teams have to

be broken at this point, except for maybe their

thumbs. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, I'm right.

Bubba Ray and Matt Hardy have decided to end

this match the only way they can. A thumb wrestling

competition in the middle of the ring. Bubba

Ray seems to be implementing the spinning cobra

bent thumb defensive technique, while Matt Hardy,

mad facts, has decided the side -by -side tally

-whacker technique. Oh no. Matt shoots in. Matt

shoots in. He shoots in for the attack, but lands

right into the grip of that spinning cobra. One,

two, three. And the Dudleys have done it, right

down to their last finger. Although it's still

unclear if a thumb is actually a finger. Might

be safer referring to it as an appendage or a

digit. Regardless, the Dudleys are triumphant

in a match that gets at least one thumb up. Back

to you, Mike. The aliens from Independence Day?

You couldn't at least use the ones from Mars

Attacks? Come on. Mars Attacks sucks. Back to

you, Mike. I don't think so. You have that wrong.

It's a horror. Have you watched it recently?

It's really, really bad. Back to you. It's hilarious.

You need to go jump in the Atlantic Ocean. Tim

Burton peaked at Batman Returns. Back to you,

Mike. Yeah, I'll agree with that. He peaked at

Batman, actually. Catwoman was a love for Ed

Wood myself. I was catwoman is iconic back to

you Mike So, yes the the Dudleys beat the Hardys

52 % to 48 % another close one It was another

one -point difference Wow Neil Get the tables

That's all I gotta say Yep Matt Yeah, I mean

We were seeing last time DJ. I mean chicks love

Matt. They love Jeff Hardy They love Jeff Hardy

and you love Matt facts. So Matt facts I mean,

don't you know that like Matt only drinks like

2 % milk? I mean These are the important things

you need to know about this tag team. I love

the math facts. Oh, math facts. Bring back bring

back to somebody else. I love the math. Math

facts are cool. Who else needs math facts? Like

who would do well with math facts now? And they

bring Matt Hardy, broken Matt Hardy or reborn

Matt Hardy. I think Kurt Angle would do great

with with angle facts. Angle. I would watch the

hell out of some angle facts. That would be great.

Kurt Angle won an Olympic gold medal with a broken

fricking neck. You keep going over all the gold

all the gold all gold that the Dudley's had and

they had a lot of gold and a lot of wood to a

lot of wood a lot of gold And it had Stacey Keebler

as a valet the Duchess of Dudleyville The Hardys

ahead Lena and Lena's a legend too, so I mean

like you said a lot of wood Lot of wood seems

had a lot of wood But man, I mean you can't beat

a team they you know fights out of the slums

of Philadelphia out of the scumbag area of Philadelphia

of ECW to be You know champions multiple times

over. So the next thing, you know, we're gonna

be heading to Bel Air or something. Yeah Exactly

You said Matt Hardy only drinks 2 % milk all

I can think of is he drinks 98 % alcohol Boys

I'm glad this one was that close because it was

kind of refreshing to see that you've got a Good

response from the crowd about who voted on this.

So exciting exciting stuff there Mike Exactly.

All right. Next up we had the heart foundation

versus the brain busters. This was a blowout

Like did anybody not expect a blowout on this

one unless hard funds got like the frickin an

army of people an army of arms The Heart Foundation

wins 89 % to 11%. There is justice in the world,

I guess, right? Yes. Neil, thoughts? The best

there is, the best there was, and the best there

will be. I love the Heart Foundation. They pulled

off pink before it was fashionable. They made

pink awesome. They did. They did pink fantastic.

Matt, any thoughts? I mean, I think at the end

of the day, this was the, I mean, the Brain Busters,

they didn't really, I mean, who was their biggest

competition? The Hedge Trinkers? Hedge Trinkers.

That was a close match, though. It was closer

than a lot of people thought, so it was only

right that they actually had a blowout here,

but, you know, I know this is beyond the heart

foundation, but, you know, Bret Hart got away

with calling Triple H and Shawn Michael a couple

of homos when they were there And I think we'll

go over that probably later on when we do our

big countdown But I don't know why I imagine

him saying that to them and then Jim Neidhart

going Yeah, yeah RIP Jim Neidhart by the way,

so I don't think we covered that yet that he's

no longer with us as well, too But our foundation,

you know Clever name, too. Heart Foundation.

I mean, you don't really think about that. It's

like, oh, I get it. It's kind of like almost

a hospital type thing, so. And we have Matthew

Stewart in some back alley of Chicago talking

about the next match. What's going on out there,

Matt? Thank you, Mike. Actually, we're in Knoxville,

Tennessee at the Knoxville Municipal Stadium

Arena. In Knoxville, you know, we don't really

have a name for it yet, because it is actually

just a large mound of dirt in the middle of a

giant field. We haven't built it yet, but tonight

we have quite a matchup between the Harlem Heat,

those bad boys from Harlem, and we have the Undead

Guys, the Brothers of Destruction, and they're

ready to come out here any minute now. Oh, actually,

here come the Brothers of Destruction in tow

with Fred Durst! Fred Durst is actually driving

a motorcycle! motorcade what the brothers are

destructive this is unbelievable i could not

i've never seen anything like this before for

all 17 people out here this is incredible they've

never seen anything like this in oxville this

is incredible and they haven't even have a rake

in the middle they're just gonna wrestle with

the big ground it on this could be the burial

ground for these brothers of destruction because

here come the harlemeade and sister sherry oh

sister sherry she's looking quite succulent tonight

these 17 people are loving it sister sherry isn't

happy because he slapped that guy in the face

and he couldn't believe it that guy might actually

be dead this is incredible the pandemonium has

taken place and the match hasn't even started

oh wait hold on a minute oh the harlemeade they're

completely beating up Fred Durst! They are destroying

Fred Durst! They just took his red baseball cap.

They said, Sucko! What do you want from this?

They threw it on the ground. They are pulverizing

Fred Durst and the Brothers of Destruction. Can't

believe it. Actually, oh my God! The Brothers

of Destruction are leaving. They're actually

leaving as Harlem Heat is completely destroying

Fred Durst. West Portland isn't even showing

up for this. Nobody from Limp Bizkit is showing

up for this because, like I said, there's only

17 people in this crowd. And the Brothers of

Destruction, they're leaving. They actually just

hopped on their motorcycles. They are driving

away. I think the referee doesn't know what to

do here. I think he's going to count them out.

They're at 9, 10. This match is completely over

and Harlem Heat has defeated the brothers of

the structure by a count out and Fred Durst is

dead. Yay. Back to you, Mike. What about Carson

Daly? Oh, Carson Daly lives on. He actually was

a Christian Aguilera. He's immortal. Back to

you, Mike. Oh boy. Well then, that was a scintillating

matchup with a really crap ending, because I'm

sorry, the Brothers of Destruction - It depends

who you talk to, Mike. Back to you, Mike. I agree.

Back to you, Mike. No, I'm not saying I didn't

want the Harlem Heat to win. I'm saying the Brothers

of Destruction, I don't think, would have just

walked out of that. They would have done - Well,

this is Fred Durst, Mike. Back to you, Mike.

I agree, Fred Durst. Back to you, Mike. Since

when? Since 1998, Mike. Back to you, Mike. Back

to you. You did it all for the nookie, Mike.

Back to you. I don't do this often, folks, on

air, and you may or may not be able to hear this,

but this is an actual head desk. Keep rolling,

rolling, rolling, Mike. Back to you. That poor

desk. Back to you, Mike. My poor eardrums. Limp

Bizkit. Back to you, Mike. So Harlem Heat beat

the Brothers of Destruction 62 % to 38%. Incredible.

Not worthy of a ring. A 1 -2 -3 count, I think,

Mike. Thank you. This match was thrown together

quite quickly. Yeah, apropos, Matt. We didn't

even have time to build the ring. Yeah, it's

true. It's true. Can't has no power without the

flames. They can't ride a motorcycle on dirt.

What is the undertaker gonna do? Better gimmick

Yeah, he went from rest in peace to rest in these

relaxed fit jeans, I'm gonna go with the original

undertaker, please I don't know if Harlem Heat

came in as babyfaces, but after destroying Fred

Durst, I think they're super babyfaces now. Super

babyfaces? I mean, oh my god. They're like angel

wings. Impossible to turn ever again. Superman's

like a villain compared to these people. We don't

really like Fred Durst if you've not caught on.

We remember something in St. Clown Posse, apparently.

We do not like Fred Durst. We don't like Fred

Durst and we don't like Public Enemy, the wrestling

group. Oh yeah, that's true. I like the rappers,

not the rest. That's funny. Did we see this going

any other way, honestly? Because like you guys

said last episode, Brothers of Destruction...

It's the undertaker and Kane and they each have

their own legacy putting them together as the

brothers of destruction. It's I Don't want to

say it's a gimmick because it really isn't it's

just a thing to have them be able to do something

like it's not like I'm sorry that DX brothers

of destruction match it the Crown jewel. I'm

sorry. That's that's I've been covering WWE pay

-per -view events for three years now. That's

single -handedly the worst pay -per -view event

in three years in my mind right now. Yeah. Was

there any sort of highlight for that from that

pay -per -view? No, not really. I skipped over

that entire thing. Anyway, so Harlem Heat move

on. Brothers of Destruction will rest in peace

themselves. What do you guys think of these,

just overall, this round reveal from round three

going into round four? Overall, good. Wouldn't

like outsiders to stay in it, but you know. I

guess that was the only shock I think had by

all the matches I mean two really close ones

two incredibly close ones and then pretty much

to pull out one mega blowout which I think we

all saw coming and then the Harlem Heat one is

I'm excited about that one they're the Cinderella

story they're the ones that are They took out

edging Christian. So they're essentially in their

slot right now All right we're gonna take a quick

one or two minute break we'll come back with

round four after this. We are back here on GCR

and wars our wrestling tag team tournament I

am of course the repo man TF2 and Mike filling

in for that slacker optimus solo Yeah, god now

now I feel like mr. Strickland of all of a sudden

Anyway, next up is our round of four matchups.

This is the final four We have the legion of

doom who is the number one seed versus the number

five seed in the Heart Foundation. Who's gonna

win this tag team matchup and why, Neil? Well,

my heart's telling me. Oh, that with an A. Waiting

your whole life for that. Yes. I got this feeling

that it's gonna be the Heart Foundation. They're

the best there is, the best it was. It never

gets old. Neil gets paid $15 every time he uses

that cash right. That's right. He wishes he did.

I get a check from Stampede. That's a deep cut

right there. Super deep. If I say it with a Canadian

accent, I'd get paid more. But it's a Canadian

dollar so it's about the same. The Legion of

Doom are up against the greatest tech team that

ever was. Against. Oh boy. Matt, what about you?

What are your feelings on this? Has the Heart

Foundation had the easiest road? Out of any tag

No, no, that wasn't even them that would that

was the aforementioned Legion of Doom so the

Legion of Doom Who is the hardest person the

heart foundation has gone up against Did they

put were they against doom? Maybe I don't even

know who they were again, but they have against

demolition I can't remember their their road

their road to the final road The road to the

final four is paved with dead turkey bits at

this point. I don't know. I just had a pretty

easy road. But isn't the same? I mean, I think

they've dominated most of the matchups too. So

Legion the last the last matchup that they had

according to my information was versus the brain

busters. Oh, okay. So the latest matchup was

the hardest matchup and that wasn't even all

that difficult for him. So the horsemen. Yeah,

I mean the horsemen, but it's just a hard. Is

it really the horsemen? There was no tap. The

horsemen brothers close to the horsemen. Half

of the Mean if you would have put flair there,

then you would have seen a match that had been

like a good Stable versus the heart foundation

about this the new heart foundation versus the

four horsemen at the prime What would be a better

stable? What would be a better match up there?

That's interesting not for this episode because

it's gonna be the heart foundation Take it down

the legion of doom. I don't care what anybody's

saying face painting is stupor Except for birthday

parties. Except for birthday parties, but you

hire a clown to do it for you. Why would you

hire the joke to paint your face in blood? Doink.

Doink will do it. Eugene will do it. Binky. Binky

the Clown. Oh God. Pinky and the Pinky and Bozo

show. Maybe you bring in John Wayne Gacy, then

we. Oh, no, you really went there. I did. I went

Pogo. I went Pogo, baby. Pogo DJ Thoughts on

the Heart Foundation versus Legion of Doom. You

can't unless there's a bunch of 75 year old men

kicking around there. How do you break it hard?

It's Brett Frickin Heart. The guy got screwed

by Shawn Michaels, and then he's spittin' Visby

Mansfield. It's Bret Hart! Engine Man on I Heard

and Engine Hart. Absolutely. Yeah, it's Bret

Hart. He has the cheapest sunglasses in America,

and we still love him. Yes. Bret Hart. If I was

a kid in that crowd, I'd be like, Please! Please

give me your plastic glasses! Your plastic glasses

that have no form! Please! They have a bunch

of sweat, that dirty, greasy sweat all over it.

Canadian bacon all day. There you go. All right.

So then we have the number three seed Dudley

Boys versus the number 18 seed Harlem Heat. DJ,

take it away. Cinderella's chariot and her horses

are going to turn into a pumpkin and a bunch

of rats. There's no way the Harlem Heat get over

Dudley Boys. There's no way. Have they ever been

in a table match? Have they ever been in a ladder

match? Ever been in a chair badge? No, the Dudleys

have done all three and they've got more belts.

The Booker T has dreadlocks. I'm telling you

right now, there's no way. There's no way, baby,

no way. You didn't go anywhere! It's that weird

guy who said Miami. There's a lot of weird guys

in Miami though. There are. That was probably

one of them. That is very true. Meal, thoughts?

Table time. I don't see how we're not going to

get... The Dudley's in the finals. They just

they're gonna steamroll Harlem Heat Send them

right yeah to a 110th Street or Harlem. Yeah

Where were they from in Harlem? I mean straight

from the Apollo the Harlem Heat I'm gonna give

them that they're gonna give them a nice table

for their apartment and go give them a nice bunch

of furniture They're gonna give a nice furnished

apartment A table, a ladder, and a chair, you

mean? Yeah, the only way the Harlem Heat can

beat the Dudley Boys is if they bring in John

McClane and Samuel L. Jackson. That's the only

way. McClane! In other words, the sign that says,

I hate Harlem Heat. He's got a lot of foot problems.

None of his dogs bark. Book of tea dollar Puerto

Rican to you We're just gonna fall we're just

gonna devolve into die -hard with avengers you

better move on move on It is one of the better

die -hard movies our color Any other thoughts

on Dudley's versus Harlem Heat guys, I'm sticking

with the heat I go with the heat This is probably

your best matchup you're gonna have all mad all

bracket. I would assume It's also something for

you've never seen Harlem heat take on the Dudley

boys. So this is literally Literally a dream

match. This is true. Talk about dropping the

bombshell. Yeah Boy you had a dream about Harlem

he versus W boys you need to wake up and apologize,

right? Yeah, that's what I dream about It all

comes clean after you then All right, so that's

the That's the final four folks go vote I mean

That's that's all I can say is just go vote,

please go make your your your voices heard because

I'm pretty sure we had a silent election this

year. Oops, sorry. Excuse me. Hello. I'm here.

I hear everything you say. We hear everything.

We are a legion, because remember, remember,

remember. The only way. that the legion of doom

would beat the heart foundation is if um bad

howard came in dj oh jeez that's the only way

oh it's a counterpart joke folks go listen to

remote control jk simons that starts shooting

people exactly um wow i like i said earlier in

this episode i was not expecting this to end

like this, and I guess I should have, because

the Dudleys and the Hardys were, I think they

were on the same side of the bracket, obviously,

because that's, you know, when Kevin announced

the 32 teams and all that and everything else,

I'm like, oh, Dudleys and Hardys, that's easily

the final matchup, because those are the two

most extreme teams out of all of these teams

that we had in this tournament. There's more

than just extreme. There's finesse, there's wrestling

prowess, there's legacy. So the hardy in the

in the in the in the graveyard with the Brothers

of Destruction, they're all gone at this point.

I think it's rolled off into the sunset because

they were like, Fred Durst, you're dead. Let's

go. He is alive. But we're just somewhere else.

Right. Don't don't don't fear, folks. Fred Durst

is alive. Unless you're listening to this 30

years in the future when Fresters would would

actually be dead. But if you're listening to

it live, he is alive. Fred Derson the cockroach

is going to outlive all of us. It's just the

soul that's dead. The soul has been blackened

by the sounds of lipids. The whole world will

be ashes in one red hat. That's all it's gonna

be. Oh boy. Wow. Well, this podcast took a turn.

I think this has to be the most heelish podcast

out of all once you guys have done at this point.

Hey man, you put the heels in charge. You put

the heels in charge. That's what you're going

to get. Put the boots to them. That's the joke.

That's the joke of the intro is that all the

clips are us cutting heel promos. It's very true.

We're all you cutting you from us. We told you

we warned you All right, you guys can vote on

the Facebook polls which optimus solo will put

up As soon as the episode goes live you can vote

on the website itself. Please do this as always

listen to the show listen to Are semi reasoning

why we think which team or the other should win

because there really was no reasoning here it

was kinda you know we kinda eliminated all the

other teams at this point is basically like you

know. It's a no brainer the the the final match

up is gonna be the heart foundation versus the

Dudley boys. Now they're gonna vote against that

Mike yet now this. These are spiteful votes.

I hope it's the Legion of Doom versus who's the

other team? Red Heart. I guess Legion of Doom

and Harlem Heat. Let there be Legion of Doom

and Harlem Heat. Come on internet. We know you

like to troll people on the internet. Let's do

it prove your There's two episodes ago. Tell

your sister you tell your sister. You all right?

Harlem heat is a mid card match on Raw nitro,

how about thunder? Maybe tell me a TNA match.

This is a thunder circuit 1999 welcome to thunder

Thursday night thunder glaciers here David Arquette

is going back up tonight and Donald Trump is

gonna get his head shaved again so if it was

Harlem Heat versus Legion of Doom I might have

to say this tournament would have gone down in

being infamous The second worst thing other than

IGN's top 100 animated series list. I was on

that show. I appreciated that show. You were

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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, No, because that

would never happen. Oh Anyway What about you?

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simplistic reviews net. That's right. Do you

do you go? Yeah, yeah website Doesn't even know

the name of his own website folks. That's how

bad it's gone All right, that's how drunk I am

right now. Either way. Come on, Scott. Let's

go. I have some southern comfort eggnog in the

fridge downstairs. That is horrible. That is

not good, Mike. Back to you, Mike. That's horrible.

Back to you. Hey, get the tables. That's new.

Get the tables. DJ, get the eggnog! Get the eggnog!

Wanna be the guy who loves eggnog? DJ loves the

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Oh boy. This is a nightmare. I'm just all over

the place tonight. Having to fill in. Oh god.

This is like when you bring um uh uh Jim Ross

back and he doesn't want to promote anything

because he's not a he's not a promoting announcer

Get my barbecue sauce Jim Ross barbecue sauce.

I don't even know what the name of it is because

uh Just sign my name the things. I'm Jim Ross

It's get some of that bone sauce on your bone

bone sucking sauce Boomer Sooner sauce that Boomer

Sooner sauce not affiliate any proper way with

Oklahoma Sooners because I don't want to copy

again. I don't want to kiss Vince McMahon's ass

again. I ain't kissing his derriere back to you

back to you back to you literally back to you

my back is to you as i walk away with my barbecue

sauce jim ross barbecue sauce have i said that

yet kim ross sounds like a very like hello my

name is jim ross hello i didn't pull this out

for air Jim Ross is Keith David and Jim Ross's

barbecue sauce and Requiem for a Dream, which

is the movie we're referencing. I know my sauce

is delicious, baby. Don't bring it up in the

air. Oh, Jennifer Connelly. Kids, Requiem for

a Dream is a movie about heroin, speaking of

which, Scott Hall was eliminated tonight by allegiance.

I don't think it was a heroin guy. What was he?

What was he? The drunken guy? Who was the heroin

guy? Was it Jeff Hardy? Who was that? I can't

remember. It was the animal from Legion of Doom.

Oh, the Legion of Doom. Heroin. Speaking of heroin,

Keith David also was in the record for a dream

who for some reason when we do Jim Ross, we fall

into a Keith David impersonation. I don't know

why. For some reason we sound like Keith David.

Hello. I hate redhead cops too. Made it work.

Charlie Sheen in the video as the best Keith

David ever. Oh my god. I hate reticops too. Reticops.

I hate reticops too. I may be the greatest line

of all time. Side note, maybe the greatest line

of all time. Maybe the greatest film of all time.

I may be the greatest fourth wall break of all

time. Because he breaks the fourth wall of that

joke. He turns to the camera and says I hate

reticops too. I hate reticops too. Starring the

guy from summer school. Kevin Hart's father in

night school. It's the white guy from summer

school chainsaw Ben Stiller's dad and what? Something

about Mary Wow. Oh, no, is he Ben Stiller's dad

or he's Mary's but he's Mary's father's dad Somebody's

stepfather. He's in that movie somewhere. How

did you get the Franks above the beans? He fought

Roddy Roddy Piper back to wrestling. We've made

it a full circle and they live. People tend to

do desperate things when they learn about their

other versions. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

brace yourself. You just made the list.