Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers and Ain’t No Kiddie Ride

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understand. Hello and welcome to episode 47,

day 47 of the podcast organization, we'll add

a cool acronym, I'm of course TF2 and Mike, join

me as P -Con quote Michael, hello. Hey, how's

it going? It's going. Today is day 47 of our

2016 -2017 summer vacation and we are celebrating

10 years since Phineas and Ferb was on the air.

This show ain't no kiddie ride, folks. might

not have been as innocent as we thought. Look

what happened to Dr. Zachary. Cool. Now what?

All right, what are you two up to? Watching the

invasion of the human overlords marathon. They're

playing all five movies tonight. Is that all?

Well, enjoy your lame colorless marathon. I'm

heading back. Wait, who's that? That's Dr. Abernathy.

He's a scientist. Wow, he's kind of hunky for

a 50s guy. Don't worry, I'll keep you safe. Thanks,

Doctor, but please call me Amanda. All right,

Amanda. Sold! Get me up to speed. The aliens

are replacing the heads of all of the humans

with their own shape -shifting multi -eyed heads,

which can then assume the form of the host human.

Get out! And then? Once they've replaced more

than 51 % of all the humans, they can assume

control of the Earth for their own nefarious

purposes. Shut up! And? No way! Is there no way

to stop them? Only if you catch them when they're

in their human state. That's when they're at

their weakest. Then how can you tell they're

aliens? There's three classic ways to spot an

alien. First, they have strange vocal patterns.

They don't quite get human syntax. Pass me that

Creebop, please. You mean this hammer? Oh yes,

hammer. Creebop is what we call it in Ohio, where

I am from. What else? They're anatomically disproportionate.

Now I need the sprinklebrock. The what? Never

mind, I will get it. But the clear sign is that

they can safely remove any human head and replace

it with their multi -eyed shapeshifting one Well,

yeah, I guess that would be a giveaway like this

doctor. What's wrong? Are you all right? Yes,

Amanda. I'm fine. We're all fine and soon you

will be too Sorry Amanda, but we've waited long

enough Tried to warn you Yes, and once dr. Zachary

returns from heading into those dark ominous

woods alone with his not fully charged flashlight

you will be too Oh my gosh you guys So today

we've got invasion of the Ferb snatchers and

ain't no kiddie ride Do you remember when you

first saw these or have you watched these episodes

specifically multiple times before watching them

for the podcast? I don't remember invasion of

the Ferb snatchers originally What I do remember

is the actual, like, invasion of bodies of snatchers.

The old black and white one. Yeah. And the old

movies. They used to come on. In Chicago, there

was a Saturday morning, like, TV series called

The Son of Sven Gulli. Mm -hmm. So anyway, Sven

Gulli was a guy by the name of Rich Coase, and

he'd get himself done up in makeup. And he was

like a vampire -looking guy, kind of with a top

hat. And he had this horrible Chicago accent.

And he would do comedy bits in between during

the commercials and stuff. And it was funny.

There was a lot of rubber chickens involved,

that type of thing. But they had these old...

black -and -white, you know, in horror movies.

And it's an integral part of the modern term.

Yeah, this one, Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers,

obviously, like you said, Invasion of the Body

Snatchers, that's obviously the biggest illusion

here. You know, you got Mork and Mindy, so Robin

Williams and Pam Dauber in here, because apparently

when Robot Linda's attempt to set the free chicken

or set the cook chicken free is reminiscent of

the fly be free when when robin was talking to

an egg um and then saturday night live when robot

when robot linda is referred to as a parental

unit that term is also used in the cone heads

sketches right so yeah oh that that you know

fly fly be free that's um that might be stressing

I recognize a... I recognize a guy. Mm -hmm.

Go, go! You're a free little skin bird. That's

funny. It's just so crazy. So, uh, how do you

spot an alien again? Wait, no, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I remember that. What you remember is you used

to drive that old busted joint. See, I drive

the new hotness. Old and busted, new hotness.

Old busted hotness. Uh, how do you spell an alien

again? Um, call Agent J and Agent K. You just

won't remember it when they're done. So the first

rule is strange vocal patterns. Yep. Like if

you're Scottish. Yep. The second rule is anatomically

disproportionate. Mm -hmm. I have that problem.

Yeah. I actually hung like a pee -pee. Okay then.

10 pounds 17 inches. Number three, they can remove

any human head. and replace it with their multi

-eyed heads. In light of that last joke, this

just doesn't work for me. No! What's wrong with

you? I don't know. What the hell? You're not

firm. I am so disturbed at this point. That's

right. Well, you know, the, uh, the other vaguely,

um, uh, line arousing. And you complain about

me making this not a family show when I want

to curse every now and then So basically what

he's saying folks is that there are innuendos

and innuendons Yeah, well major monogram asks

him oh Fortune that That means cheap right and

the maid just kind of because it's not fortune.

It's fortune It's fortune, but she you know because

the accent man like Yeah, and she just snickers

at it So Candice thinks Ferb's an alien this

then sends her into the panic room And much much

later, we will see much much later actually when

we go to the second dimension we will see that

Linda apparently has a a Daredevil Deprivation

tank No, it's in the basement yeah, yeah So deuce

plot in this is he's gonna wrap everything up

in a little bowinator His portion of this episode

is so small Yeah Other than the little bowinator.

That's all I got. I think this is mostly canvas

losing your shit I like, what I like is at the

end, where canvas' ending is basically the same

as how the invasion of the head stanchers ended.

Yeah, the movie. Yeah, where the final girl is...

I was a fool, a fool, yeah. We'll just call her

the final girl after the trope, but the final

girl is in, you know, standing where the building

used to be. Mm -hmm. That's how it works. Yeah,

that's how it's... Especially for Candice. Yeah.

But overall, I think the episode was a bit slow.

It needed a little punching up. Yeah... No, I

like it. It just... You're right, Doof's plot

is a little vague. I mean, his innator this time

around, it seems like it was only written to

be used so they could clean up and not have Mom

really find out what was going on. Because as

we've talked about for the last 46 days, for

the most part, the A story usually gets cleaned

up by the B story, which is Doof and Trimurs'

innators, or his schemes, or... his blimps or

whatever carbon footprint i don't know something

and i think that's what this was he was it was

just written here to clean everything up You're

not Ferb is the song in this and I do like the

song. I think that's a thing. It's a cool song

But yeah overall, it's just oh it's called the

wrapped up in a nice little bowinator Yeah, and

it Yes, it's at the end at the very end when

he goes after like right as Perry is leaving

curse you Perry the What did I ever order such

a large bedroom set because the people? Why the

hell he unwraps it after he's eaten the things

beyond me I I don't know what they all do Finchmerz

was trying to do in this one. I honestly have

no clue Like, I just... Yeah, this is, um, no.

No, not at all. Oh my god. So, yeah, this one

was kind of slow and not really memorable for

me. I gave it a 2. Yeah, I like it for the body

snatcher reference kind of thing and... I'd give

it a two and a half. I think it might be the

lowest I've ever rated one of these things. But

it was all right here! Why did I think anyone

would believe me? I was a fool! A fool! I want

you boys to pick out some nice back -to -school

clothes. Wow, that was fast. Well, we do have

a signature look. Although Perry's mixing it

up a bit. Cute! Okay, here's some quarters for

the arcade. I'm gonna see what's keeping your

sister. Okay, see you later, Mom. With this many

quarters, we can play 72 straight hours of...

Hey, check it out! This was my favorite ride

when I was little. Better enjoy it while you

can, boys. These old fellows are pretty worn

out. I'll be back in a little while to haul them

away. What a shame! I wonder if they're still

as much fun as they used to be. You know, in

retrospect, I may have over -romanticized those

memories. But I'll bet with a little effort and

some unstable uranium isotopes we can make them

that much fun. Ferb, I know what we're gonna...

Hey, where's Perry? Oh, get with the beat, you're

messing up my score! Carl, are you sure I don't

have any more clean uniforms? That's the last

one, sir. I mean, seriously, I'm growing mushrooms

under here. You can't smell a thing, sir. I have

no sense of smell. Really? I was born without

nostrils, sir. Oh, I thought you were joking

about that on your resume. Agent D, just give

me a few seconds. Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been

buying up every can of aerosol deodorant in the

Tri -State area, and I'm starting to smell like

a science fiction convention. We need you to

find out what he's doing with all those aerosol

spray cans and put a stop to it. Good luck, Agent

P. Doofenshmirtz, watch to the diner! I just

called in a to -go order for Doofenshmirtz. Hey,

Vic! You got an order for Doofyburg? No, no,

no. Doofenshmirtz. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Surely

you've heard of me. Okay, order for Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Is that right? No, Doofenshmirtz. Doofen... My

brother's the mayor. Roger Doofenshmirtz is your

brother? Yes, Doofenshmirtz. And your name is?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Do we have an order for

a Heinz Doofenblatt? Mark my words. You will

remember the name of Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Could

I still get my whole wheat on rye? Sure, what's

your name? All done. Hey, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?

Oh, hey, Isabella. Hey, Lou. Oh, hey, guys. Don't

tell me you're playing with that lame kiddie

ride. We tripped it out, and now it's pretty

awesome. I'll be the judge of that. Step aside.

This better be worth a quarter. Ooh, this is

so exciting. Let me catch my breath. What is

not to like? It has what every kid loves, rocking

back and forth and slowness. May I suggest pressing

that red button? Ooh, can I? So what do you think?

predictable and by predictable, I mean completely

Dictable I guess anyway The walls are made of

a super slick alloy and treated with a few dozen

coats of nonstick cooking spray I'm sure you've

noticed my impressive collection of aerosol spray

cans Every can of aerosol deodorant hairspray

and bug repellent from the tri -state area all

mine I'm tapping into their ozone -depleting

propellants to fuel my latest evil scheme, the

aerosol -propelled ozone -depletinator! The citizens

of Danville will definitely learn the name of

Heinz Doofenshmirtz when I spell it out in the

sky, in hundred -foot -tall letters made of atmosphere,

destroying aerosol gases, thereby depleting the

protective ozone layer. And the resulting radiation

will burn my name right through town. Then they'll

remember. And if they don't, they can just look

outside. I need a little drink of water after

a tirade like that. Ah, gloss -tacular lipstick.

Now I could blow up a bounce house and my lips

would still be shiny. I bet Phineas and Ferb

are behind this. Wow! That was fun! I've got

you this time. And to make sure this doesn't

disappear, I'm going to sit here on the evidence

till Mom comes back. This is gonna be worth a

quarter. Right behind you! Good thing we tricked

out the other rides. Come on! Isabella we need

you to get us an aerial view Alright folks up

next is this ain't no kiddie ride So in this

episode we have Phineas and Ferb decide to trick

out the kiddie rides in front of the tri -state

Mart the tri -state Mart is that really what

that store is called Thought they went back to

the this is everything store the one where she

got the eight eight pounds of potato salad or

something I don't know anyway Determined to bust

them Candice sits in a rocket ride so it can't

go anywhere until Linda shows up needless to

say the ride shoots off and Candice ends up on

a high -flying rocket across Danville meanwhile

dr. Dufresne spreads plans to leave behind a

legacy by burning his name into the atmosphere

using his Ozone deplete -inator. Nice. Okay.

This might be probably the first in a long time

that he's actually tried something deliberately

evil. Yes. It's like this is like really evil.

This is destructive. Yeah, because... Because

when he goes and shows Perry how he's going to

do it and he does the flashback but a flash forward

I guess you could say And you know we see his

name burned into the whole tri -state area. It's

fire and brimstone and evil and of course, it

doesn't work, but Yeah, really doofenshmirtz

walks to the diner I really liked AG &P's race

car entry point. drives it into the wall through

the wall water water is like drinking wet air

Buford launches the kitty right in the space

He kind of gets up there and he's like, I don't

know what to do. And then he figures out what

to do. And he's like, yeah, I figured out what

to do. And I'm just kind of like, ugh. I really

don't care. I don't know. I didn't like this

episode that much either. I like this one. I

only like this one really for the song. And the

Ain't No Kitty Ride song is awesome. Yeah. I

love it. Ain't No Kitty Ride is an all right

song. I like, uh. Unicorn, right? Yeah, Isabella.

Yeah. I like that all these rides come back later.

Mm -hmm. Oh, crap. What was the name of that

episode? It's, um... No, it's Second Dimension.

It's Second Dimension because they have to, um...

They have to because they go back to the first

dimension they have to stop evil second dimension

doofenshmirtz and Agent P gives them the necklace

and lock it they find the secret entrance and

they basically Carl's Recreate recreatinator

or whatever basically recreates everything that

they've ever done Yeah, that was the big second

dimension battle. Yeah, we'll get to that way

later But yeah, the flying unicorn does come

back because what else is Isabella gonna ride?

Hey, I'm gonna crush you with my big mechanical

hand Candice flies through destroying Wow Nostradamus

was right I like how Ferb kind of just saved

Canvas because Canvas is going to die in the

Danville Canyon. He says, where the hell is the

Danville or the Danville Canyon? She's about

to die in the canyon. And he uses a slingshot

to shoot a quarter right into the slot and then

starts the engine again so she's OK. So this

is the type of thing that little kids get in

fights over. Oh Lord yeah, but no I I like this

one. I think this is a fun one Really? Yeah I'm

so kind of torn. I'm somewhere between two and

three You know cuz ain't no kiddie writes a good

story or a good song, but honestly by the end

I was I've fallen asleep. Really? Yeah. Is Candice

seriously the damsel in distress, du jour? Well,

you know, her lips are still shiny even after

going into the barn. I think she went to a shoot

during the barn. That's two weeks in a row. In

you and don't, dammit. In you and don't. There

are no French mates in this episode. Oh my god.

It's hilarious. Oh my god. Stop it. I am going

to give it a three and a half. Oh, generous.

Yeah, well, this song, man. You know. All right.

We lost her in the upper atmosphere at the end

of the song, and I'm like, oh my god, it's hilarious.

Yeah, I'll take two and a half points off cuz

no norm and no Vanessa Yeah Yeah, I think like

I said Sometimes a song can just kind of You

know put it over for me and it kind of does for

this one But well some of the other songs too

not just Vanessa songs but um And we didn't even

talk about major monograms Well, that's going

in other ways. you know Linda this is supposedly

right around the middle of summer I guess I want

you to pick out some nice back -to -school clothes

well that was fast we you know kind of have a

signature look mom and Perry's wearing a scarf

so he's mixing it up a bit uh... you know kiddy

ride uh... i like i said i i really didn't enjoy

it i thought it was fun uh... the you know maybe

it's me maybe i over romanticize this episode

a little bit more uh... i do like parry's non

-stick trap that doofenshmirtz tries to to get

him in yeah Mm -hmm. It's kind of poetic justice.

Yeah. And then Buford at the end, lame. That's

what you said about the kiddie rides. And I was

right until I wasn't. I think I heard that out

of you a couple of times. What? And I was right.

Lame. Well, I'm going to dig really deep here.

Was it 2007 when you said the same thing about

a Transformers animated? Uh, yeah. And I was

right. And I was right. Yeah. Until I wasn't.

Yeah, that's right. I love how everybody's out

of a quarter, Belgi only has a dollar, and then

Ferb has to go do beatbox stuff to get a quarter

from the couple passing by. That's hilarious.

Because he has to slingshot the quarter into

the thing. It's hilarious. Doofenshmirtz walks

to the dine. I love it when they mix up the evil

jingle. I really do, because it sounds so fun

when they do it. I might be leaning more toward

a three then. Alright, well, you're done. Three.

That's it. No take backs. No take backs. Yep,

so I know kitty ride. We are going to take a

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Along with the lizard whisper which has a Steve

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we are apparently not Phineas and Ferb. I guess

it does have rocking back and forth and slowness.

Okay, this is your last chance. But wait, there's

more. Say it again. Aren't you a little young

to be a podcaster? No, no, I'm not. Aren't you

a little old to be watching this cartoon show?

Yes, yes I am. It's good to see the nation's

senior citizens taking an interest in cartooning.

Yes, yes it is. Yes it is. There's not really

any more, that's about it.