Don’t Even Blink, Chez Platypus, Perry Lays an Egg, Gaming the System

Boys are human beings too if you're interested

in one of them make him feel comfortable by asking

him questions about himself Okay, they lost me

at the boys human beings thing Candice this article

specifically says not to growl psychotically.

It makes boys feel uncomfortable Such a microphone

seems to be working fine. Well, that's good because

a minute ago. It was not And I have a sneaking

suspicion that they're dead and I didn't have

them plugged in so I'm just gonna what's your

headphones? Yeah, well, they're cordless and

Yeah, but do I tell you last time you got to

plug those in every time after we do one of these

things I mean, this is a regular thing now. This

isn't like the last five years where we haven't

done a lot of stuff together We're you know,

yeah watching and we're waiting on the edge of

our seats anticipating it's looking awful permanent

but we know it could go away we're keeping our

eyes peeled keeping them glued to this spot cause

one moment it's there but then the next maybe

not don't tell me watching and waiting yeah we're

watching and waiting we're watching you know

so i got it plugged in now and it seems to be

working so yay i was almost having to do that

over the phone which would have sucked yes so

your brain's still out in the pool huh my brain

is out in the pool swimming around That that

technically means it's dead your brain Deadpool.

I you know my entire body is tenderized so Honestly

feeling a little brain dead a little wiped out

right now My witty repartee maybe at a minimum

Just because because my brain is not firing in

all cylinders the little hamster is not quite

on the wheel tonight Could beat all the crap

so Damn it agent H. Do your job agent hamster

A lot of posting restaurants are so now so wow,

it'll be a miracle if we get in Hello and welcome

to episode 31 of Palka the podcast organization

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Michael. Hey, how's it going? It's going at least

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this thing is how we have a whole new direction

for the show for season two three and four is

Today's day we continue on with the Phineas and

Ferb daily review show here on the cast radio

network and Today we're doing another double

episode. We get don't even blink shade platypus

What's the other one? It's a very lazy night

There you go Perry lays an egg and gaming the

system So those are the four episodes we're gonna

be talking about four cartoons. We're gonna be

talking about today inside Pauka episode 31 Get

ready cuz it's time that we don't even blink

because we're just Watching and waiting. We'll

be back after this Wow go figure would you call

my mom and tell her that like build stuff every

day yeah and you know how you make it disappear

at the end of the day no and what do you mean

no we don't make it disappear well then where

does it go we don't know what happens to it but

it helps with cleanup and Ferb here says to never

look a gift horse in the mouth so you're telling

me you're not even the slightest bit curious

as to where the thing goes yeah I guess we're

a little bit curious hmm why don't Ferb and I

build something and you guys keep your eyes on

it Maybe you can find out where it goes. Sounds

like a plan. A plan of busting. Alright boys,

make it big and make it obvious. Now remember,

we can't take our eyes off this for even a second.

What if I need to blink? Here, use this. Saline

solution. Hey, where's Perry? Too much? Oh, I'm

just getting in the mood. I'm going to Vegas

this weekend. Okay, our sources tell us that

Doofenshmirtz is working on an invisibility ray,

and that can't be good. Get out there and put

a stop to him, and may luck be with you. Lady

luck, lady hot charm! Hey, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?

We're just building a big and obvious ride in

our backyard. Cool! Can I ride it? No one's riding

on anything. We're just gonna watch it. Candice

wants to see where it goes. Okay. Whoa! What

is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's another one of

their cool rides. Just get behind us and help

us watch it. How's my schedule? Well, right now

you are just getting me, like, luggage. We're

in. Harry the Platypus, you're just in time.

Just in time to be trapped! Didn't Major Monogram

tell you I was working on an invisible ray? Yeah,

well, I made one and now you're in an invisible

cage. And so you don't get bored. I put an invisible

tin cup in there for you to play with. Yeah,

see? Fun with sound. Behold, Barry the Platypus,

my Invisinator! And why would I need an invisibility

ray, you ask? Well, you know when those cute

little fireside girls come by to sell their cupcakes

or their raffle tickets or whatever, and you've

forgotten to close your shades, so they come

to the front door and they can see you! They

can see you right in there watching TV or whatever,

and you can't pretend that you're not home because

they can see you! And they have those big pleading

eyes making you feel guilty, so I'm just gonna

shoot them with a ray so I don't have to look

at them. Alright, first up is Don't Even Blink.

Hey, wait, isn't that a Doctor Who title? I think

that's Don't Blink. Oh, whatever. There are no

leaping angels in this episode. There's no rose

either, thank God. I don't think there was, oh

yeah, briefly I think there was a rose in that

episode, yeah. The companion, the 2005 series.

I'm aware, yeah, Billy Piper. Well, you're more

aware of Doctor Who than I am. I am so not a

Whovian, so, you know, I bow to the master of

Whovians over here, because that's you in this

podcast. It ain't me. But it's just one of those

things where I'll see an episode titled, like,

hey, wait a minute. All right, don't even blink.

Thanks to Stacy's advice, Candice tries to figure

out how Phineas and Ferb's crazy creations disappear

every time before their mom sees them. Meanwhile,

Dr. Doofenshmirtz creates an invisible ray to

make the Fireside Girls invisible when they come

knocking to sell him cupcakes, cookies, and all

their other goodies. There you go. So you can

already see how this is going to come together,

right? Oh yeah, if you can't see it right now,

you're just, you know, to quote Doof, wow, that

came out of nowhere. So the plot for this one

absolutely that this is For simply for the damn

song for watching and waiting. This is one of

my favorite just for the song This is one of

my favorite season two episodes already. Really?

You're a fan of watching paint dry, huh? No,

no, I'm a fan of the song watching and waiting

is the song is just so damn cool Okay Because

they start off with the acoustic -like guitars,

and they move into electric, and they move back

to acoustic, and at the end of the song, Buford

grabs Beljeet and makes his eyes go, bleh! But

the plot here is really solid. Again, it's taking

the traditional setup, but it's having Candice

look in a different direction in order to do

it. Which I like and and do with his invisibility

ray that I don't know that just There's one yeah,

there's one thing in here that That just makes

absolutely no sense when it comes to do from

I'll talk about that a little bit later Okay,

we're all thoughts on the plot before we get

to the good stuff and the bad stuff I really

like this one You know, I like the there's kind

of a catch there were two or two fissing I'm

trying to hide from the fireside girls. So I

made an Invisinator an Invisinator ray and he

says so when they come and they start peeking

in the window I'm just gonna use the ray on them.

So I don't have to see him. I Thought well that's

that's one way of doing it I suppose You could

always turn yourself invisible and they won't

know you're home. That might work. Yeah, that's

true. That would have probably worked better.

You could turn your whole house invisible and

then they'd never ever come to the door at all.

Yeah, true. I don't know how well that would

fly. Yeah, then there'd be a whole lot of birds

flying into the house. That would, yeah. Well,

you know, good eating. Tastes like chicken. So

tasty Absolutely. All right, the yes. Yes, we

do. No, no, we don't moments. Let's see here.

What do I have? Stacey Candace it specifically

says here do not growl psychotically Guys don't

like that. Yeah, I get scared when you growl

psychotically. Yep A big and obvious Las Vegas

style layer entrance. How did they not notice

that? That's right, because they were not blinking.

Yeah, they should have seen it. They were not

blinking in the opposite direction. Yeah, very

clear. That's what it was. That was a little

over the top. The great big arrow is pointing

toward it. It's here, it's here. Yeah. And then

Perry gets down there. Was it too much H &P?

I'm going to Vegas this weekend. It's like you

built it out of paper mache the night before.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's so crazy. The invisibility

ray, because he doesn't actually call it an inator.

They call, they specifically say it's an invisibility

ray. He didn't call it the Invisinator? No. That

was positive. Maybe I just called it the Invisinator.

I think you did, yeah. Invisinator. Yes. So far,

I know we're not that far into season two, we're

only four or five podcasts into season two, but

seriously, watching and waiting is so far my

number one song of season two to this point.

I'm sure that might change by the - Yeah, oh,

I love this song. Okay. Just the slow - It's

a catchy tune. Yeah, the slow way it starts,

the way it picks up in the middle, and then just

the way it slides back down and is slow again

at the end. Oh god, it's so good. The invisible

jokes. Oh, the invisible... Look at you, you're

just a bottom. Look at me, I'm just a bottom.

Good times. Anybody else besides me? I think

that Candice was playing the hokey pokey. She

puts her left butt cheek out, left butt, right

butt cheek in. I'm like, oh my god. Come on,

Candice. No hokey pokey with your butt. No, I

think she was twerking. She was straight up twerking

in the driveway. No, no, no, no. She's like,

no, it only happens if mom comes home and she

goes out to dance on the driveway. Yeah. No,

no, no. my final good moment here before i let

you go actually comes back around and of course

it would always do it it's always going to do

this folks with the two of us it's always at

some point it always comes back to transformers

he can turn the invisibility ray into no he does

say invisinator he you're right he does say invisinator

yeah i remember this now he says i can turn the

invisinator into a disintegrator Okay, so he

did say Invisinator, but at first, when they

first give him Perry the mission, they just call

it an invisibility array. Okay, so he turns it

into a disintegrator, and then Perry starts,

you know, it disintegrates the big and obvious

ride, and then Perry turns it on the machine

itself, and Doof's like, hey, I was using that!

First thing I thought of was Transformers Prime

Ratchet. Bulkhead, I needed that! I needed that!

I did not put that together, but I'm glad you

did. Yeah. Alright, what do you got for this

one for Don't Even Blink, as far as what you

liked out of it? Well, you know, I gotta preface

this a little bit. I recently watched a newer

episode, maybe... The final episode. I'm not

sure with the boys and it had a Buford and Beljeet

when they were going off to college Have you

seen this one? I'm sure you've seen this one.

Yeah, that's accurate. Okay. Yeah, so they're

all going off to college and seeing them as like

Teenagers, I just can't take their their childhood

antics seriously anymore, you know In this one

Buford's got Beljeet under an arm like carrying

around like luggage I'm just like I don't I just

can't take this I can't take this seriously anymore.

I mean honestly, he's uh Knowing what that they

later grow up to be, you know Mature adults.

It's just like all right. Well, this is cute,

but it's not really Anyway, um, I Like how canvas

is trying to figure out what exactly makes things

disappear I mean now now they all turn their

head when mom comes home and The contraption

disappears and they're all like, ah! You know

what that's a reference to? It's a reference

to one of your favorite things. As long as I've

known you, you always try to get me into liking

this or seeing this. What is that? She's not

twerking. She's doing the pelvic thrust from

the Time Warp, which, according to the Wiki,

is under the illusions section for this episode,

the Rocky Horror Picture Show. When everyone

is saying it's back, it's gone, Candice appears

to be doing the pelvic thrust from the song Time

Warp. That is a huge stretch. You know, I love

the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I didn't make

that connection at all. I think that's a huge

stretch. Mm -hmm. Yeah, but I did like it when

you know, she's like you guys got to play on

it go play on it now Because they won't disappear

if they don't play on it, right? Yeah But yeah,

the whole is back. It's gone. It's back. It's

gone. I like that, but I I Just did not see her

doing, you know the time warp Yeah, and lately

in a lot of these episodes. They'll play the

theme music when they're trying to make an homage

to something Right Later on in the next episode.

They'll they'll do a shape platypus Yeah, that's

not shape platypus. It's um Perry lays an egg

and Perry lays an egg they have The Terminator

music that kicks in because they're doing an

homage to a giant robot, you know, right and

If they were trying to do something Time -warp

ish, you know here, especially you know when

you have richard o 'brien the writer the author

the auteur right the screenwriter of of the uh

the play and the movie you would think they'd

at least introduce something musical to to kind

of like nudge it a little bit but no i i don't

think that's uh i think somebody wrote that in

the wiki uh you know somebody's not very I don't

know. Maybe too observant, perhaps. Yeah, maybe.

But it's the Phineas and Ferb Wiki. It's not

like regular Wiki. These people that worked on

this thing for God knows how long they've been

working on it. I will never say anything bad

about the Phineas and Ferb Wiki because it is

just so damn comprehensive. And it was the episode

Blink from Doctor Who. I know. Yeah, I know.

And I was right. The title was very close. But

again, you know, it's like, well, maybe if we

stretch really hard and squints really hard,

we can see it. You know, what else did you like

about? Don't even blink. Don't even blink. I

really like how the A story and the B story fishtail.

They fishtail so well that you can actually see

it happening as the as the episode starts. Right.

You know, it's like, oh, we have this thing and

we want to see at what point does it disappear

and Doofenshmirtz just happens to have an Invisinator.

Wow. You know, this doesn't take a huge stretch

of the imagination. But, you know, the fact that

He turns it on he turns it off it turns it on

turns it off. It's like hey, it's back. It's

gone. It's back It was just a funny way to you

know what it wasn't just you know the ray goes

off The contraption disappears and the story

you know here. There's a little more play with

it I like Isabella. Candice, how are you doing

that? Yeah, I'm not doing it. I thought that

was funny. It's like, you know, when you boys

at the end, how you make the contraption disappear

and they're like, no, no, that that's not us.

We don't we don't do that. The only thing that

I did not like about this episode was the Invisinator

itself. the practicality of where Doof lives

and when he turns it on. He turns it on, and

because he lives on the top floor of the building,

wouldn't it stand to reason that everything under

the floor where the ray is pointing would then

be invisible, right? I mean, come on now. We've

seen, or we will see, that there are more people

in... DI than just do hell there's an episode

at one point where his His neighbor Doris who

I believe is voiced by the late great Doris Roberts

You know He even references that so he it's not

just him in this building. So that's what I'm

like wait technically didn't you make all of

your other tenants or Neighbors invisible then

aren't shouldn't there be a giant invisible hole

in The floor, from the top floor to the bottom

of the building? I don't know. That just... And

again, I know I'm kinda nitpicking here, but...

I mean... Yes, perhaps you're going a little

too far with this analogy. Well, he's done stuff

like this before that just makes no sense. That

it should have an effect on what it's doing.

On where it's pointing or you know that that

kind of thing, but that's really the only thing

I didn't like about this one Okay, did you have

anything you didn't care for out of don't even

blink? Well aside from the you know the the Buford

and Beljeet stick which is you know It's I don't

want to say it's getting old. I enjoy it I feel

bad if they got rid of it here the second season,

but at the same time seeing Their relationship

later on kind of puts a damper on things But

no, no, I think you know aside from the obvious

alternate uses for an invisibility ray You know

There's a lot of things you can do with that

Yeah, what would you rate don't even blink I'm

gonna give it a four It's got a catchy tune and

a nice fishtail Yeah, that's a mermaid of a different

color, but I I am right there with you a for

as well for me Ferb what's that noise? Is that

your stomach Yeah, I'm hungry too that trendy

restaurant mom and dad took us to last night

wasn't exactly satisfying Dad cover your glasses.

I can't see my entree You know because it's so

small Yes, I think we got that. How hard is it

to have a trendy restaurant that's fun to go

to, and has great food? That's it! I know what

we're gonna do today, Ferb! Sup, Stace? Candice,

are you sitting down? I don't want you to have

an aneurysm. Why would I have an aneurysm? Because

someone just IM'd me, that someone else heard,

someone else overheard, that Jeremy is gonna

call you and ask you out for a very special evening

tonight! Candice, do you need medical attention?

Oh, I need attention. from the doctor of lead

paging dr jeremy doctor i got a fever well let

me take care of that little lady wow a special

evening it's my call waiting honey jit's calling

to remind you uh it wasn't him don't worry he'll

call hi phineas what you doing ferb and i decided

to build a restaurant hey you could be our hostess

Whatcha eatin'? You guys can bust tables. Balsheet

can be our soda jerk. I'm making meeean milkshake.

Ferb will be our chef. Hey, I can work the velvet

rope. I never leave home without my velvet rope.

Uh, where do you keep that? I'll never tell.

So, what's the name of your restaurant? Shay

Platypus, of course. By the way, where's Barry?

What? Nothing available for tonight? Oh, never

mind. Sorry, Agent P. It's date night tonight

with the wife, and if I don't figure out something

special to do, I'm royally in the dog house.

Girl! All right, it is time to... We're gonna

go out to eat, folks. We're gonna go visit the

brand new platypus -themed restaurant, because

they're so now, they're so well. We're gonna

talk about Shea Platypus. Phineas and Ferb open

Chez Platypus, which becomes the trendiest restaurant

in town. Jeremy asks Candice out on a date to

the restaurant. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz goes

on another date from his online dating service

and vows to destroy all love in the Tri -State

area if the date doesn't go well. This is another

one of this is what I was saying a few a few

days ago when I didn't read You know when I said

I didn't realize Some of these episodes were

this early in season two because I mean for me

there it's hard for me at this point now Not

to give all the episodes that I've seen that

we're gonna talk about in this podcast fives

because they're just so damn good So overall

thoughts on shea platypus For you, what do you

got overall just on the oh? Overall you know

I just didn't I didn't feel like this one was

all that exciting I kind of feel good for doof

at first, but But you know it just didn't do

it the payoff was a little too low for me Really

yeah Wouldn't give it a five. I think it's cool.

I think it's one of those things where and this

was done at a time when you know Let's see when

did this originally air this originally aired

on Disney Channel May 29th 2009 Was aired on

Disney XD a month before in April of 2009 so

2009 yeah, I can see back then everybody was

all You know into the the trendy restaurants

and i see this all the time because i watch food

network and that kind of stuff and some of these

like trendy new york and california restaurants

that you know have entrees that are just essentially

a pea without the soup i'm like What kind of

dinner is that? So I see where Phineas and Ferber

are coming from with the joke of, dad, can we

borrow your glasses so we can see our entree

on account of so small? So small. Yes, we got

that. Any hands in the glass? So I understand

that. And I agree with Phineas. Everybody, no

matter who you are, young, old. whatever big

small everybody should have a cool fun trendy

restaurant with great if i can go to a restaurant

that would give me a whole chicken and a pizza

yeah i mean they're making like like uh cannolis

and all this kind of stuff and everything else

back there you know bacon and eggs i mean just

ah it's just so cool well you know it's called

the buffet If you eat too much, they make you

go You'll be here all day. You go home now Remember

that? Who is that? That was uh, Louie Anderson

That was part of Louie Anderson's skit. He wanted

to go to an all -day buffet Or an all -you -can

-eat buffet and they're like you go home You'll

be here all day now That's funny. Alright, what

else did I like? Getting into the yes, yes we

do and no no we don't moments. What did you like

about this one? I like Carl's one -liner. He

goes rawr! There it is. The whip. It's the story

of my life. I feel for the man. Oh, come on,

Al. It's not a bribe it's a monetary distraction

Yeah, that's right. I wonder how big the floating

baby heads monetary distraction was I Love Candice.

Oh, come on I know she just runs to the front

of the line. Let me in. Oh, yeah, not gonna let

you in For me, waking up and Ferb is hungry,

the stomach rumbling. That was funny. I never

go anywhere without my velvet robe. Where do

you keep that? He keeps it in the same place

Deadpool holds his ring pop. That's a test that

I don't even want to get into at all. Where are

you hiding that? Nowhere. Nowhere. Nowhere. Don't

ask. Alright. Do you know who Doof State is?

I do not. No. Tell me. Sheena Easton. No. Really?

Yup. That's insane. No it's not. Where'd they

dig her up at? Holy cow. Oh come on now. I mean

you know it was fantastic like back in the 80s

but... Yeah, what has she been doing for the

last 30 years? I don't know Wow she needs additional

voices on this episode have Ariel winter Kari

Walgren Charlie Schlatter and Phil Lamar who

did Ariel winter play? Probably one of the one

of the restaurateurs. Oh Well, that's interesting.

I like her. She's on that that one show. That's

really funny Modern family that's show. Yeah,

that's a funny show All right, but yeah shape

platypus I really dig that episode. I think it's

so cool Like I felt bad because then everybody

then leaves for the new badger restaurant. Yeah

platypus themed restaurants are so Five minutes

ago badgers. We all love badgers Don't you even

start with narwhals, please no, no, this is badgers,

man Oh. Budget, budget, budget, budget, budget,

budget. So of course somebody flies off with

the restaurant. Yeah. With a helicopter. Well,

some guy comes in and says, young man, I'd like

to buy your restaurant. Heck, you can just have

it. Dinner service is over. Because it'd be a

shame if, you know, someone actually paid the

money for it. They must have made a lot of money

off of that first roller coaster ride that they

don't need Well apparently the parents don't

work The only thing I Actually have this in my

yes. Yes. We do moments I probably should have

put it in my no no we don't moments and the image

will be in the post Only thing and I'm not gonna

take a point or anything off for this But the

only thing that really kind of freaked me out

not like total freakout, but maybe a like three

quarters or two nickels of a freak out. The damn

hearts that sing, they're scary as sh - singing

hearts in the evil love song in the background?

That shit is so scary, I'm sorry. That's just

so disturbing to me. Um, but yeah, I mean, I

really can't say anything other than that. I

really can't say anything negative about this

Did you have anything negative that you didn't

like about this one? Well again, you know, I

was upset about the way to state turned out.

I mean he Yeah, he makes an evil love connection

The evil lugs evil love Evil love evil love song.

It's short. It's but fun And then I don't know

where His day gets hit by a feel -nothing innator.

Well, that was his innator. That was his... The

other one he was threatening to fire. I didn't

even remember what that thing did. I'm like,

he had an innator that he was going to fire,

but he kept his finger on the button. It was

like, yeah, I'm going to do it. I'm going to

do it. Nope, not going to do it. Not going to

do it. And then finally, at the end, it just

falls on top of her or something. No, it falls

down next to them and it... The ray blasts her

from falling out of the sky Yeah, exactly, but

I mean yeah, first of all the feel nothing inator

I don't get it. I I'm not even sure where that

came from and secondly what? Knocked it out of

the sky something happened The it just seemed

like they tacked it on, you know, don't Perry

destroys the remote Destroying the you know doofenshmirtz

doofenshmirtz says all pair the platypus you

want my remote you can have it It's okay. I'm

not gonna do it anymore. I'm in love right gets

destroyed and Apparently destroying the remote

brings down the satellite What he said was that

he had a date, but he has this Do away with lovinator

thing because he He's tired of seeing all the

happy couples and he's not happy. He's single,

he's lonely, he's miserable. And he says in the

beginning of the episode that he wants to see

how his date goes. If it doesn't go well, he's

going to hit the button and ruin love for everybody

else. It's a love -ruinenator. Okay, that makes

sense now. Yeah, that just kind of went over

my head a little bit while actually watching

it. Hence the less than perfect score I was going

to give it. Alright, so what are you going to

give Shea Platypus? This one's going to give

a 3. Really? Yeah, well again, you know, the

whole ending was like a complete surprise to

me. I'm like, what is going on here? I'm going

to give it a 4 .5. I really loved it. I thought

it was really fun. Yeah? Yeah, and it was one

of those things where You know how often are

you gonna see these characters do You know a

whole trendy restaurant thing and it's really

a commentary on the whole trendy restaurant thing

And you know like I said before big cities and

that kind of thing so I really dug it So ladies

and gentlemen we are gonna get We're gonna go

watch Perry lay an egg and then after that We're

gonna be gaming the system. We'll be back in

a moment. Mom, the remote's not working! You

know, you could get up and walk five feet and

change the channel the old -fashioned way. Oh,

be for real, Mom. I'd rather watch the stupid

nature show. I'll get batteries while I'm out.

This week on Walking with Nature, one of the

world's slowest creatures, Chelonia mitis, the

sea turtle. Five feet, huh? Nah, still not worth

it. Well, Ferb, time to make the sunniest day

ever. I guess it's already as sunny as it's gonna

get. Wow, it's not even lunchtime and we're already

done with today's project. Think about it, Ferb.

That means we have the whole rest of the day

to do another project. It's like having two days

in one. Can't ask for better than that. Hey,

Perry, do you have any cool ideas for projects?

That's an egg. Perry laid an egg! You know what

this means, don't you? We're gonna have two Perrys.

Congratulations, old boy. You're gonna be a...

Hey, where's Perry? How did you like our new

pneumatic transporter? I used it myself this

morning. What? Oh, who am I kidding? The new

pneumatic transporter sucks. I mean, literally

sucked every piece of hair off my body. All right,

folks, here we go. Perry lays an egg. Phineas

and Ferb find an egg and believe it's Perry's.

And then they take care of it until Candice decides

to teach them how to properly take care of an

egg. Meanwhile, Dr. Newfinshmirtz plans to get

revenge on Wales for stealing his old girlfriend.

Yes. Oh, this episode. Well first things first

yes, the boys set fire to the Sun They do And

we were kind of joking about this before you're

like yeah, it's a part of the sub, but no no

they actually set fire to the Sun Yeah It doesn't

really change though because it is the already

the best sunny the most best sunny day ever That's

right It didn't change a whole lot. Yeah, nope.

Oh. Did you notice the that Ferb has turned into

Luke Skywalker because he rides a land speeder

to carry all the all the baby items? No. Like

I thought it looked more like a no, I guess it

did look like a land speeder. I thought it would

look more like a Back to the Future hoverboard.

No? I don't think so. Okay, sure. Yeah, but this

plot is interesting, it's fun. The reason why

it's fun is because essentially Doof is not doing

it. He has no evil scheme. Yeah, that's right.

It's sort of evil. I mean, you can't see the

evilness here? No, not at all. Neither can Harry.

Yeah, yeah, I'm with Perry the Platypus. There's

nothing evil here. Thwart me, Perry the Platypus.

He's hiding behind a dumpster. Perry the Platypus,

you get right back here and thwart me. This isn't...

And then as he's chasing him across the sky,

foil me! Foil me! Alright, so yes. Yes, we do.

No. No, we don't moments the the sea turtle narrator

once again Cory Burton Cory Burton, okay. Yeah

the only reason why I know it's Cory without

even having to look it up in the cast on the

wiki is because He's using his Brainiac voice

from Superman the animated series and I know

that voice like it sounded so familiar Yeah,

yeah We were going to build the platydroid, but

we only had time to build the platyposterior.

Platyposterior. They use that term. Word and

term don't come together into a very good word.

Yeah, I know. It's the turd. They use that word

at least twice. Yeah. They use that term at least

twice. Not a turd. It's a term. Word term. So

is that the same platypus suit she had in Toy

to the World? Uh, maybe, you know, actually I

saw it and I was thinking that looked like a

teal ducky Momo. No, that is not a teal ducky

Momo. Like a teal ducky Momo. She's like, okay,

let's do this. I'm like, you're a teal ducky

Momo. What are you gonna do? Let's get serious

about hatching this egg. Think warm and cuddly,

not cold and mechanical. That's right. Well,

you know, she can't handle the nature channel.

Yeah, so everything has to be cold, warm, and

cuddly. Yeah, very true. Apparently... Go ahead.

Sorry, I just remembered something. You were

talking about warm and cuddly instead of cold

and mechanical. Yeah. And the quote there was,

nothing says mother's love like a giant robotic

platypus butt. Yeah. but that's where the uh

the terminator theme song was playing that i

mentioned earlier oh right right yeah right like

that's not very matronly you know the whole terminator

theme song no not at all um what about doof oh

doof the whale's trash talk doof to his whale

loving girlfriend so so doof does his best Best

Dory impersonation Yeah, yeah apparently a whale

is it is better than do Wow Well, you know, there

are only so many boyfriends that you can live

inside Yeah Is that your whale impersonation

no, not at all So creepy Yeah, no Kari Walgren

is the voice of Doof's girlfriend whose name

ironically is the name of a friend of both of

ours on Twitter and Facebook Heinz? Elizabeth?

Best decision I ever made. She had a kitchen

set up inside the whale. Inside the whale? What

the hell? So messed up. Yeah, that is so wrong.

Yeah. And you know, but the the rare whale song

singing red double Hooper I Think that's right.

She's the natural enemy of the platypus. Yeah

Actually wrote this down while watching the show.

This is not come from the wiki. So, you know,

right? Yeah The natural enemy of platypus was

man, that's right Cuz Norm says so That's right.

You know, this episode really could have used

norm. Every episode could use norm. Well, yeah.

That goes without saying. Absolutely. I did not

have... I don't think I have... I don't have

any no -no -we -don't moments for this. I just

found this episode so funny. I really did, because

essentially, Doof is doing nothing, he's essentially,

I mean, even though he's essentially keeping

a, you know, keeping a grudge and all that, it's

still not, he's still doing nothing. Doof has

his own do nothing day, even though he's trying

to, you know, embarrass a whale. Yeah. Well,

he goes out of his way to learn the whale language

to trash talk them. Yeah. That essentially shows

you how much you know doofenshmirtz has less

of a life than I do at this point That's saying

something yeah, it's saying a lot um did you

have any things you didn't like about this one

You know it's just another Broken heart for doofenshmirtz.

You know I think these have been coming pretty

rapid -fire lately, and I feel bad for him Little

bit I felt I felt bad for him more in shaped

platypus than I do here Well, yeah, because this

I shaped platypus actually had a chance of working.

Yeah, this chick was just you know, honestly

He should have ran away a lot sooner. Yeah, he

should have he should have just bolted. It's

like Unhealthy obsession. Yes. Okay, let's leave

Proceed on your way to oblivion. That's right.

Let us set fire to the Sun What would you rate?

Crap what is this one Perry lays an egg You know,

I gave the last one a three and I feel bad if

I gave this one more than a three but Well, I

mean I liked it, but I You know what I liked

I This is hard to describe. I liked Doofenshmirtz

chasing Perry around saying, throw at me, more

than I appreciated the evil scheme. Right. It's

almost like they made up this kind of stupid,

you know, evil scheme specifically so that Perry

could snub him and he would chase him around.

Because that's the comedy, honestly. Yeah. Yeah,

really That's funny, yeah, yeah platypus, but

so you're giving it a three Let's say three and

a half. All right, I'm Gonna go one better I

got to give it a four and a half because the

thing would do and barely bad part of it was

just so funny it was just so hilarious and Really?

Honestly, the other reason why I'm giving it

a four and a half is the ending with Phineas

and Ferb When mom comes in, Candice, what are

you wearing? It's my mom's suit. I'll try not

to take offense to that, Candice. Then Jeremy

comes in, hi Candice, nice mom's suit. See? He

gets it. That ending for me just automatically

gets it a four and a half for me. Right. It's

called jump and duck. Hey, how'd you get your

face in there easy? I just used this camera see

Cool, and then you do this and this and this

and this and this and this and this and this

and this And this and this and this and this

and this and then this and this and then that

This is awesome Stacy, you are talking to the

luckiest girl in this house. Jeremy is taking

me to the Summer Cotillion! Cotillion, it's like

a dance. Yes, it's a real word. All I know is

it's gonna be great. Wait a minute. I just thought

of something. Two somethings, actually. And one

of them is pointy. Stacy, I'll call you back.

It's time for a little preemptive bust. So beyond

jumping and ducking, what's the actual objective

of this game? It's called Jump and Duck. I can

see no educational value in this game. Consider

yourself educated. I stand corrected. Far be

it for me to cast aspersions on jumping and or

ducking, but I think you can improve this. With

a little effort, we could - Okay, what are you

guys up to? Playing a video game. That's it?

That's all you're doing today? Huh, how normal.

I guess my night's safe after all. Who would've

guessed you two would get sucked into a video

game? I'm gonna go get ready. Sucked into a video

game. Brilliant! Ferb, I know what we're gonna

do today! We all love video games, right folks?

Because it is time for gaming the system! Phineas

and Ferb accidentally trap Candace in a video

game and have to help her out so that she can

get ready for the Cantillion. Is that even a

thing anymore? Meanwhile, Perry has to stop Dr.

Duvenschmerz from zapping men into wearing ball

gowns with the ball gowninator. This was another

one where it's like, okay, I kind of see where

this is going immediately Yeah, huh? Yeah, she's

going to a cotillion which by the way is a real

word yes, cotillion is a real word so it's a

real word and What's what's the inator? It's

it's a ball gown inator down inator. You know,

she's gonna get shot with a ball gown inator

Actually, she doesn't The boys do, and then Perry's

gown falls off of him onto her. That was the

twist. Yep. Twist. Twist and shout. It's like,

a nice Shyamalan wrote this episode. Please,

no. Rather direct to the episode. There you go.

Please, no. Twist. She was a ghost all the time.

No. Okay, just to clear it up here, folks. The

story was done by Bill Motz and Bob Roth. The

written and storyboarded by Joe Arentia and Zach

Moncrief was directed by Zach Moncrief as well.

So, you know, there's no M. Night Shyamalama

Ding Dong here. Shyamalama Ding Dong. That's

right, yeah. None of that. Tons of illusions

in this because it is a video game -centric episode.

The coin grabs sound effect from Super Mario

Bros. The new improved version of Jump and Duck

is similar to the Nintendo Virtual Boy. Nintendo

DSi. Buford, his game system kind of looks like

the DSi. There's... Talking about the music earlier

about the The Terminator music and Perry lays

an egg a beauty beast music briefly when Perry

gets zapped by the ball Gannonator the music

briefly plays Sounds like the opening notes to

the lyric tale as old as time. There you go.

Yeah, I Didn't catch it, but okay. Sure. Yeah

So We got We got we got Beljeet wearing Beljeet

attempting to play LeVar Burton's quintessential

role in Star Trek the Next Generation as Geordi

LaForge Because he wears a visor at one point

during the episode Tron because Candice is digitized

obviously yeah Tron seriously Yes, just cuz I

get sucked into a video game. We're like, oh,

this is trying She got lasered into a video game

from the laser digitizer. That is Tron. Don't

eat this I will come to your house and literally

Probably get my ass cake from a karate master,

but Jesus There's apparently also a World of

Warcraft allusion as well. The flying snakes

from the last verse of Let's Go Digital closely

resemble the wind serpents from this popular

multiplayer online RPG game. Okay, I've never

played it, so I don't know. So yep, there's a

bunch of stuff. Bunch of illusions what yes.

Yes, we do moments. What did you like about gaming

the system? Jump and duck just the name it doesn't

do much just jump I Like the introduction that

doofensmerch gave the ball gown inator tremble

in fear The bad part is the backstory I don't

mean bad as in bad as in it's it shouldn't here.

I mean bad as and it's just shockingly Awfully

Disturbing yes to wear the dresses for two years

No, I think he only said one year but the pile

was so huge that you would think that that was

at least two years worth of dresses Yeah That's

a lot of cross -dressing. I guess it's better

than dressing up as the lawn gnome. Well, not

really. At least the lawn gnome is under appropriate

clothing. I mean, if that's your thing, sure,

but you know, I don't think that's so much his

thing. Yeah. Yeah. Do finish merch is no Kate.

Thanks for that You know the song let's go digital

that was a little yeah tune my favorite a little

bit longer than usual songs on the show Mm -hmm.

Oh, I love that song. I Think that song is awesome.

Yeah, it's not It's awesome in its own right,

but at this point still watching and waiting

is my favorite so far, but I just love how upbeat

Let's Go Digital is. So what I wrote down for

the Yes Yes We Do moments. You want cheat codes?

We don't roll like that. We don't roll like that.

That's not our deal. They didn't cheat at all.

In fact, they died. Yeah, he's died in the game

dead, you know Good I was gonna say you forgot

that no Please no Star Wars. Oh, no, it's canvas.

It was totally wasn't me. Oh, yeah That was a

canvas line, you know, you know So the ball gown

inator my first thought was what the Ferb do

What the what the actual f you see can't like

yeah It's probably a lot of people who would

like to have a ball gown, you know, and this

would be a boot and not so much I don't I don't

think I mean unless you're into that which there's

nothing wrong with that if you're into that but

I like Phineas's line the castle nice art direction

Ferb And then Candice, what do you mean the second

time? Oh, that's right. The boss is in the real

world. Oh, no, guys. He looks all right. Crunch.

It looks like it was funny as he says. And now

this is the educational moment. Yeah, it's Beljeet.

It's always getting edumacated. Yeah, you know

I'm getting out of this, right? Not anytime soon.

So in the end here we get the ball gown later

hitting all of them and then Candice getting

Perry's gown. Jeremy comes in. Candice, you look

beautiful. I guess you all look beautiful. You

all look beautiful. Yeah, thanks. We think it's

part of the game. Oh, okay. Part of the game.

He's like, what are you talking about? Yeah.

Crazy people. And then, wrapping all up, we don't

get a curse you pair of the platypus, but we

get thank you and curse you. And curse you. Because

we get Doof falling into the pageant. Right.

And he gets crowned. Yeah. I have no 100 and

humiliated 100 and humiliated at the same time

Anything else you liked about this one? No, I

mean, it's a good episode. I like a good video

game Have no no we don't moments at all this

episode for me. This episode was perfect Everything

fell in line. It was a great plot by dude It

was a messed up plot by doof, but the overall

fishtailing of the story worked well And hello,

it's essentially classic slash modern video games

all into one Anytime that happens you gotta love

it right? Yeah, you know there was a certain

amount of side -scrolling Just keep running to

the right. Yeah All right, what are you going

to give gaming the system? Oh, I think I'm gonna

give it a nice three and a half Love your three

and a half. It's a five easily seriously a five.

Yep. Yep There's nothing here that I found that

was I mean, other than the fact that I found

the whole ballgowner -nator thing disturbing

in the backstory disturbing, I didn't dislike

it. I didn't look at it and say, that shouldn't

work. I didn't look at anything that was in this

episode saying, oh my god, that shouldn't be

here. So yeah, no. This is an episode I could

watch on loop. Plus, you got Let's Go Digital,

and that's an awesome song. Yeah. I kept expecting.

Uh, Candice to get hit with the ball -gown -inator

because she pretty much wore a towel the whole

time. Right, yeah, but I'm glad she didn't because

Perry already got hit with it and, like I said,

he gets out of his dress and his dress falls

down and falls, she basically falls into her.

Remember? Yeah, I know, I know, but I mean, like

I said, there's really no good reason to have

her running around in a towel for the whole episode.

Well... Honestly, we should just give it a four

just for that so yeah Okay, so are you giving

it a four now? No, I'm sick of my three and a

half. All right I'm rebelling against the rebellion

Yeah, you're just rebelling against everything

You're the you're the Buford from the second

dimension at this point. There you go Alright

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until next time. Cotillion is a real word. Yes,

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more! Say it again. Aren't you a little young

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a little old to be watching this cartoon show?

Yes, yes I am. It's good to see the nation's

senior citizens taking an interest in cartooning

Yes, yes it is Where were we? Love was once a

crazy dream Now it's my new evil scheme And I'm

as happy as can be It's the age old story how

an evil boy meets an evil girl. We've got a love

strong enough to rule the whole wide world. We

both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff I've

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There's not really any more that's about it