Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trilogy Review

Donatello has found someone to latch on to. Not

even close, Zipkneck. Professor and Marianne.

Happily ever after. No way, Atomic Mouth. Gilgan

was her main man. They'd be married and have

six kids by now. Gilgan was a geek, Barferoni.

You're the geek, Camelbreath. Well, don't, Red.

El Flips. Let's give this a try. Let's see if

this transplant worked. Fungoid. Alright, here

goes. What are we on? Uh, G. Here goes, jack

face. I'm ready, hose brain. It worked. It's

a Kodak moment. Awesome! Yes, dudes and dudettes.

Hello and welcome to the 31st episode of the

MWIRE movie we can review. Today we are discussing

all three live -action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

films. I am TFG1 Mike and I am joined once again

by Steve Megatron. Hello. Hello. As well as the

Tooncast guy, which his last appearance was episode

19, which was Can't Hardly Wait, Kevin Thompson.

Hello. Hello. How are you guys? Lazy. You're

always fancy, Steve. I'm lazy, but I'm doing

good. What's been going on with you, Kevin? I've

actually had some family in town most of this

week, so I've been... hanging out with family

playing cards and doing stuff like that. I'm

also in the process of ranking. I'm doing top

ten list for Behind the Voice Actors. I'm doing

my top ten male and female voice actors of the

1980s. So I've been piling over credits and lists

all day today. Awesome. Other than that, not

much. Oh, I shouldn't say that. I spent the last

12 hours watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

movies. I spent the last two hours doing that.

I watched all three live -action plus the CGI

one all of that. Yeah, we're not... I need to

clarify for everybody. The CGI one will be done

separately because I wanted to do just the three

live -action ones and we would be here all night

if we did all four. We'll do the CGI one at a

later date. This is mainly for the live action

films. What's been going on here, Steve?