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we will not take over the world unless we are
listening to geek cast radio network Welcome
to GCR and wars. This is episode 16 This is our
video game character tournament round one part
two I am one of your hosts TF2 and Mike and joining
me is Steve Megatron. Hello. Hello Optimus solo.
Hello. I'm here and TV's mr. No Welcome to the
next level You got to use that throughout the
rest of tournament That's how we should end it,
your princess. Is there another? Yeah, Steve,
get on that. Bite me. No. I just want to say
something really quick before we start. Everybody
needs to listen to the podcast to hear our opinions
on these matchups before you vote. We don't just
want the popular vote. What? I'm just saying
because I don't want anybody knowing what the
answer is. I'm not giving any answers. I'm just
saying compared to episode 15 and now, in the
comments of episode 15, there was people worried
about the popular vote getting it. The whole
point of us doing these tournaments is ... We
record these podcasts, give you our opinions
on the matchups. So last episode, Mario, Luigi,
Yoshi, Toad, all that stuff. You listen to that.
Make up your mind who you agree with, who you
don't agree with, and then vote for whomever
you want to vote for. But don't just go and vote
to vote without listening to the podcast. Think
of it as watching the characters battle on Super
Smash Brothers. Right. But the point is not just
to go to the post and vote it's to listen to
the podcast then vote After that disclaimer Positive
have some reasoning and some scenarios for why
you think somebody would win instead of just
your favorite character But people are gonna
vote the way they're gonna vote hopefully we'll
have a Outcome that's not simply based on the
more popular characters, but we'll have to see
how it goes For those of you that are coming
in Like Neil said at the next level and weren't
with us for the first part of this Last episode
you can always obviously go back and listen to
episode 15 But last episode we covered the first
half of the tournament bracket which featured
eight different battles. There was obviously
a Nintendo theme to that half of the bracket.
We'll have to see what kind of themes we have
on today's half of the bracket, but we have the
matchups of Mario and Luigi, Toad and Yoshi,
and Zelda and Princess, Link and Little Mac from
Mike Tyson's Punch -Out, Mega Man and Beautiful
Joe, Donkey Kong and Fox McCloud, Bomberman and
Conker, and Kirby and Pikachu. So that was our
first half of the bracket. You were able to vote
on who you thought would win on all of those
different battles. We are not, however, going
to tell you who won those battles yet. We will
get the winners of that half of the bracket the
same time that we reveal the winners of the bracket
that we're talking about today. That'll all be
coming up next episode. So you have to wait until
episode 17 to hear all of the round one winners.
Mike, any disclaimers or other notes that we
need to get off our chest before we start the
second half of the bracket and anything they
need to know? I don't think so. Just listen,
then vote. I mean, that's kind of, you know,
it's the same thing when we do our top 100s.
We want people to listen to the podcast and then
discuss in the comments and stuff. And what would
be even better, I think, or what could... be
more fun for everybody is if you go to the actual
website post for episode 16 and have some debates
on there through the comment section, maybe before
anybody, before you cast your vote. Get in a
debate with someone, put your scenario out there,
let us reply. We can kind of hash it out even
more than we do on the podcast in the comments
and then you can vote after that too. So there's
multiple options for how you're going to go about
voting. Steve, anything else before we get to
battle number nine? No, I think that that pretty
much rounds it out there. Yeah, obviously the
biggest thing is have fun, listen, participate,
and it'll be more fun for everybody. Starting
off today, and you'll have to see what kind of
themes we get to here, but we're starting with
battle number nine on the right side of the bracket,
and that will give us Sly Cooper versus Crash
Bandicoot. So Sly Cooper versus Crash Bandicoot.
Mike, I hear you. What do you got to say about
this one? Well, first of all, I have to say,
Sly Cooper must be a current gen character because
I do not know him at all. He's actually on PlayStation.
Well, OK, too. But still, you know, PlayStation,
Xbox, it's all the same damn thing in the last
10 years. Sly Cooper has been around since 2002.
Crash has been around since 97 96. Yeah. Yes.
It's like Cooper was on the PlayStation 2 PlayStation
3 PlayStation Vita, etc He's a thief I'm just
filling in for Mike since you don't know or this
character Nate. You're filling in for Nate since
he couldn't be here He's a he's a raccoon thief
from a long line of master thieves kind of like
a medieval feudal type of Raccoon character,
I guess you could call him somewhat pirate somewhat
thief. So he's got they know that cunning secret
nature But also, you know Somewhat loyal and
brave I guess and in some respects strong, I
guess he's always carrying around that Like sickle
I guess is what I kind of attribute it to I don't
know if it's technically a sickle But that's
who sly is do you know who crash -manicude is
Mike obviously But you know, what's like yeah,
I know well with sly as your As you're describing
them like, hey, it's Mario in disguise. The whole
raccoon thing. Stuff about the plumber part.
Maybe if he's in his raccoon suit, yes, I'll
give you that much. Yeah, that's what I'm talking
about. I mean, Crash, who doesn't know Crash?
Crash has been around for years and years and
years. I mean, I remember playing Crash in the
90s all the time. It was just a fun, fun game
series. He's the most I attribute or kind of
connect him most to he's almost like the Tasmanian
devil The bandicoot that spins like crazy and
knocks everything over Kind of in the same way
Taz would if he was going through his little
tornado action But crash isn't as dark as Taz
can get. Taz can get pretty dark sometimes with
his humor True. Crash is a very fun loving upbeat
jovial kind of character Yeah, I can see that
just looking at these two characters and kind
of what they bring to the table Neil What do
you what's kind of your first impression and
who do you see having advantage one way or the
other? Well to me this is kind of a mirror of
the of the Donkey Kong versus Fox McCloud fight
because you have the smart resourceful agile
character versus the big dummy So I'm going to
again give it to the agile character and say
that Sly Cooper takes it because I think Crash
will just come in, you know spinning bouncing
off things wrecking shit and slides just kind
of slip out of the shadows and take them out
Yeah, I think that's a I think that's definitely
a very good comparison to that Donkey Kong Fox
McCloud Battle and it's just gonna be interesting
to see how people vote based on you know, just
the brute force versus the cunningness I think
the one difference there it would probably be
you know the that fox more maybe was a little
bit reliant on his vehicle more so than you'll
get with sly so maybe that'll be enough to give
sly the edge where the cunning and the quickness
um will we'll be able to kind of surpass just
the spinny frenzy of crash what do you think
steve um i'm not entirely familiar with sly but
just from what I've researched of him and what
he looks like. I kind of have to agree with Neil
here. I think that in this instance, although
Crash is probably more recognized to some degree,
but kind of not really anymore. He's not really
relevant anymore, whereas Sly Cooper seems to
be more relevant now. I would prefer... for Sly
to win, plus he's getting his own movie and Crash
isn't. Probably more of a character that could
have a movie than Crash. Yeah, I'm kind of siding
with Neil on this one. Even though I kind of
was on Donkey Kong's side in the first one, it
was more so because I didn't think once you take
the vehicle away, Fox was as much of a threat,
where I think Sly is... Resourceful enough where
he doesn't rely on anything except for his own
kind of intelligence and cunningness So I think
he's gonna be able to outsmart crash trick crash
into I mean He could probably just get crashed
to spin off the edge of a cliff or something
But I don't know Mike, what do you think I? Gotta
go with crash. I gotta go with the crazy cuz
crazy works sometimes There always has to be
that one guy. That's right I would cast my official
vote for Sly. I think I'm in agreement with Steve
and with Neil on this one. So we'll let you be
the lone fighter for crash, and you'll have to
rally your troops and get them to vote so that
you can say you're right and we're wrong or whatever.
I'll just say this. Number of times the Tasmanian
devil beat Bugs Bunny, zero. There we go. That's
the best comparison, actually. That's even better
than Donkey Kong and Fox McCloud. That's very
close to Tas and Bugs. I like that. Yeah, Mike
the odds are stacked against you. Anyway, I'm
going to the next one to happen eventually Going
to the next battle on that side battle number
ten We have Spyro the dragon versus Rayman Now
Mike since you're old You should remember Rayman
a little, right? I remember Rayman, but Rayman
was not someone I paid attention to. I know of
the games, I know what the games look like, but
for me, it's Spyro all the way. He's almost like,
I remember Rayman, but Rayman doesn't remember
me. Yeah, pretty much. Rayman, of course, has
been around since about 95, I believe. Last we
haven't seen him this year at all, but I believe
he had a game last year as well So, I mean he's
been around for quite some time. I don't ever
remember playing a Rayman game But it's interesting
because we have our first opponent that has no
arms legs So, how do you really beat this guy?
I mean he has hands and feet and a head but they
move independently from his body so I Don't know
It's Spyro. He's a flame breathing dragon. He's
a fire breathing dragon. All's he got to do is
set the thing on fire. Bam, there you go. Yeah,
but with his with his body parts moving freely,
he can seem seemingly get out of the way of most
stuff. He does have a long range punch. At times,
he's been able to eject things from his gloves.
He can use his hair to glide and float. So he
has all that going for him. Does Spyro have offense
other than The typical dragon type of offense
It depends on which game you're playing if you're
playing the traditional game He the dragon offense
is his offense. I mean flight fire You know duck
roll and dash So, I mean The fire has to win
out. I mean, the only way that Rayman is not
going to beat Spyro against Spyro's fire is if
he has a fire hose and douses the fire. But is
Spyro mean enough to even try to take it to Rayman?
If Rayman was threatening his family or whatever,
yeah, or his land, yeah, sure. I mean, you're
right that he's, you know... He can do something,
spit fireballs. He can breathe ice in some games.
He's got the, you know, ramming into people with
his horns. I mean, he has a bunch of different
stuff. I mean, it's not just fire. It could be
water, ice, lightning, et cetera, that he's breathing
out on or kind of sending towards his opponent.
I don't know if he's as... kind of... Don't know
like Rayman It's kind of a dark horse. I think
like you kind of write him off it like kind of
like what you were talking about like right away
It's no spyro is more More popular is the more
known maybe character he's a dragon But I don't
know if you write off Rayman so quickly because
like you know with that free Moving body and
he can still do some long -range attacks and
some other things. I Think it's a closer fight
than than you think at first glance. What do
you think Steve? Well being that I've not played
a game of either I am familiar with them, but
I I've never played either one of their games
I I do have to say I recognize Spyro more and
I like his appearance more than Rayman and I
have to agree with you as well that I think Rayman
kind of doesn't get the credit that credits do
because if you look at Spyro He had games all
the way back from like 98 to 2005. Right. And
nothing more. He's kind of faded away. No, that's
not true. He's got Skylanders now. Still. And
how many years between? He's still relevant,
though. Not really, because if you look at it,
Rayman's been around since 95. He was on MS DOS.
He's still here. Okay, he's on the Wii U and
then the 3ds and where's Spyro? so I mean They
both can somewhat fly and float around they both
can kind of shoot stuff at each other Maybe maybe
Spyro has a little bit stronger arsenal things
he can shoot at it, but Raymond has the easier
way of Dodging and avoiding getting hit. Well,
he could just throw his limbs in opposite directions
and roundhouse kick him from all different directions.
Like I said, I want to give it to Spyro, but
he's also friends with Crash Bandicoot, so that
would be like signing with the enemy there. So
I'm going to have to go with Ruby. What do you
think, Neil? How do you break this one down?
I'm just going to go with Spyro. I'm not really
familiar with either game series, so I don't
know. I think The Dragon. Having the flame breath
would have a better long -distance Arsenal than
just someone who can swing his arms around Yeah,
it's definitely hard to Go against dragons. All
right. Look look at it this way Spyro's but Spyro's
cocky and arrogant Which could get him into trouble
in the fight, right? But not in all of the games
No, not he comes across as a younger possibly
more image not immature like but i guess immature
i mean he comes across as a slightly younger
character than rayman does maybe i picture rayman
more as like that uh you know teenage slash young
adolescent type age where i picture rayman as
like an eight or nine year or spyro is like an
eight or nine year old character i don't know
why i do that but i i think that uh with spyro
all she's got to do is collect all of Rayman's
body parts, put them on a skewer, and barbecue
that shrimp up. Like I said, I think it's hard
to go against a dragon, and I think I ultimately
would vote that Spyro would win this matchup.
I just think it would be closer than the votes
probably are going to be. I think Rayman stands
more of a chance than most people would give
him. Just because maybe they're not as familiar
with Rayman. I mean, we could be wrong there.
I think it's an interesting matchup. I think
if you actually broke it down and put them against
each other, it wouldn't be something where the
same character wins 10 out of 10 times, where
you might get with some of the other things.
Like in what we talked about last episode, if
you put Zelda against the princess, I think Zelda
wins 10 out of 10 times. This one, I think it's
closer to like seven out of ten times or six
out of ten times that Spyro comes away with it
and Rayman sneaks a few wins in there somewhere.
I know you don't want us predicting too much,
but I'm gonna say this right now. It's gonna
be interesting if Crash and Spyro win the votes
and they have to face each other next round.
They'll pull one of those one things like the
WWE and they'll be like, I can't fight him, he's
my friend. It'll be dumb and dumber. Oh god.
All right, so that does it for battle 10 scene
Spyro against Rayman Let us know who you think
would win that matchup and now we're throwing
a twist into this tournament We might catch a
lot of flack from this. I'm not sure But we're
gonna Add just a slight twist on this side of
the bracket with starting with battle number
11 Some people might call this an unfair advantage,
but battle 11 sees toe jam and Earl fighting
ratchet and clank Now I'm not necessarily saying
that there's anything wrong with this matchup
or that this won't be a blowout necessarily But
you may have noticed that it's a two -person
team Against a two -person team and so far up
to this point in the tournament. It's all been
solo acts so Maybe some people having problems
with that. We'll see how you guys feel about
it, but we have ration and clank against to jam
and Earl Mike What do you think? I like it. I
think it's interesting. I mean, you know, it's
they always are together Yep. It - Well, we're
in games together. More so than just like Mario
and Luigi are in games, or like Donkey Kong and
Diddy Kong are in games. Like these are a connected
pair, it seems like. Yeah, they are. They're
at the hip. And it makes sense, because they
go hand in hand in each of their game series.
That being said, does Tojima and Hurl have any
snowballs chance in hell of beating Ratchet and
Clank? Uh, no. No. No. But they made an appearance
in the tournament, so we'll give them that money.
I mean, they would just send them away on their
magic elevators to Mars and, you know, dumping
them off. And besides that, Ratchet and Clank
are just so much cooler of characters in general.
For those of you that don't know who the heck
we're talking about, ToeJam and Earl came to
us way back in 1991. I guess you could... wikipedia
i'll do that since everybody hates when we when
we do that describes them as a three -legged
red alien and a fat orange alien so there you
go uh they were definitely an interesting uh
group i think it would be hilarious if they ended
up going against somebody else that we'll later
see on this half of the bracket just because
i always kind of equated them as the same types
of characters um but uh i don't know i i think
it's fun to have toga mineral in this tournament
But Neil, is this like a five second knockout
for? Yeah, because Toe Jam and Earl, I don't
even remember them having attacks. They were
just in this weird rogue -like game on the Genesis.
And it was like, what the heck? Maybe they could
fly or pile on something. They could drive a
ship. That was pretty much it. And they would
go through elevators. I kind of wish there was
a tag team division in this. We could throw the
ice climbers in there and a couple other teams.
You know, I almost want to see, since we're talking
about tag teams, I almost want to see Ratchet
and Clank versus Sonic and Tails. Oh, God. See,
I don't think that's an easy enough one. I know
Sonic and Tails are with each other a lot, but
it's not like they're always together. They're
not attached to each other. True. Like we have
with Ratchet and Clank or Toe Jam and Earl. That's
what we ought to do next video game tournament
we do eventually. We ought to do tag team matches.
That would be awesome. That'd lead for a whole
nother level of, uh, strategicity. Uh -huh, absolutely.
Um, but yeah, you know, thank you for coming
to a Jammin' Earl. You can now leave the tournament.
This is a, I equate this to like the, I'm just
gonna keep throwing, uh... wrestling references
in here. I'm going to equate this to the Royal
Rumble when like the Bushwhacker guy like literally
like went down the aisle, went in the ring, got
tossed over the rope on the opposite side of
the ring, left the arena. It was like a three
second thing, but he made an appearance. There's
second. I mean, Toe Jam and Earl are second tier
characters, whereas Ratchet and Clank are more
primary than they are. And I just there's no
comparison. No. This should be the, if this isn't
the biggest blowout for a voting matchup, then
something's wrong with people. We'll have that
one person, we'll have that one guy that's like,
I'm going to vote for DOJ Mineral just because
I think it's funny. Ratchet and Clank flawless
victory. Well, thankfully none of those characters
are involved because that would not be fair.
We can still make the reference. No, I know.
I'm not saying you can't. And now we have sub
-zero at the tournament. Party over. Getting
into the 12th matchup, battle number 12. Now
you probably could say that it would have been
a better matchup if I would have paired one of
the contestants in the battle 12 to one of them
in a battle 11 and vice versa. But maybe we're
leading up to a better matchup next round. We'll
have to see. Battle 12, we'll see Banjo -Kazooie,
Banjo and Kazooie. Versus Jack and Daxter. So
again, we have a pair in a pair that were always
together Possibly just as much of a landslide.
I don't know Steve What do you think about Jack
and Daxter and did you ever do play any of the
banjo -kazooie games? Um, I Haven't played banjo
-kazooie. I've played the Jack and Daxter before
which wasn't too bad I Banjo -Kazooie is almost
like freaking Donkey Kong. Yeah a little bit.
It's it's almost like playing Donkey Kong and
Very similar Jack and Daxter is more like Ratchet
and Clank than than I knew any of the you know
anything else, so Banjo -Kazooie you got like
jumping climbing swimming rolling into enemies
you know like I said a lot of the same stuff
you would see and in Donkey Kong, they do have
some things where, you know, they could use feathers
to fly or, you know, certain movements. They
did have to have the intelligence to solve certain
puzzles, I guess, along the way. They could transform,
though. At one point, there was magic powers
that allowed them to turn into things like crocodiles,
bees, termites, etc. And that would give you
more variety of Some abilities so maybe that
could come into play but Jack and Daxter got
a lot going for him. I'm sorry Plus Jack and
Daxter actually had crossovers with Ratchet and
Clank Mm -hmm. Yep in their games Yeah, and they
are Pretty Pretty impressive looking fighters,
too. I always thought I like the Jack and Daxter
look I think they look cool not that that has
anything to do with anything. Mike, what do you
think about this one? I honestly think this,
if we were going to turn this into a comedy session,
Toe Jam and Earl versus Banjo and Kazooie would
have been funnier, but I think this is going
to be interesting because to see who wins these
rounds, to see if... Ratchet and Clank and Jack
and Daxter get to face each other because as
Steve said they did cross over in each other's
games. Jack and Daxter, I've played a couple
of the games. I like them. I think they're cool.
They're cool characters. The games are interesting.
All the weapons. Jack and Daxter to me is like
a... When did you say they started? Is it PS2?
So it's PS2 basically. Yeah, they are the PS2
era combination of Crash and Spyro, but they're
more competent. It's just funny, funny characters.
Well, they're dark and sarcasm. Yeah, that's
what I'm saying. And they would wipe the floor
with Banjo and Kazoo. I would think they'd be
pretty formidable people in this whole tournament.
Oh yeah, most definitely. Pretty big arsenal.
You know, I think even if we would have put Banjo
-Kazooie against Toe Jam and Earl, I still think
Toe Jam and Earl stands no chance. No, well,
no. Well, because you'd have a bird eating them.
Yeah. Did Jack and Daxter wipe the floor with
Banjo -Kazooie, Neil? Yeah. I mean, I'm not a
big fan of either game series, but I'm looking
at Daxter. And I just see this elf guy with this
big, what looks like a rifle over his shoulder.
I'm like, yeah. What's Banjo gonna do? He's like,
I'm Banjo and he's gonna go look for note blocks
and he doesn't stand a chance. I'd like to see
the the bird and I don't know what you consider
Daxter to be. Whatever little animal type. He's
almost like a weasel. Yeah, it would be interesting
if the two kind of sidekicks went after each
other. But yeah, Jack is gonna annihilate Banjo
Which brings us to our next matchup, which is
battle 13 and this is where we're getting to
want something that I was talking about earlier
I think it would have been interesting to see
Toe Jam and Earl against one of these two characters
And battle like you said episode battle 13 sees
us with earthworm Jim versus Bubsy I think Earthworm
and Jim and Toadjam have a lot in common. Go
ahead, Neil. One of them has a gun, period. And
come on, the other one's Bubsy. What could possibly
go wrong? I think you could fall on a cliff.
You definitely have a lot of interesting characters
on this side of the bracket so far. Yeah, I mean,
Earthworm and Jim... Back in 94 is when we first
saw him Obviously he Has a suit that he wears
And he has that gives him the arms and the legs
because otherwise he is a worm so that wouldn't
be very Intimidating I guess but you know with
that suit on and the ability to have that gun
that has a pretty potent kick there to it you
definitely have stuff going against you but Can
Bubsy, as a fly cat, somehow get Earthworm out
of the suit? Well, he is Rob Paulson. So, I mean,
that would probably be his only chance is if
you could somehow get him out of the suit so
that he's forced to just, you know, slither around
like a worm. I guess slither is more of a word
for snake, but I don't know what you would call.
He would just inch along. There you go, inch
along. That was a good pun for once. Shut the
hell up. I don't know how Bubsy would actually
try to go about getting Earthworm Jim out of
the suit, because I think that's got to be his
only shot. What do you think, Mike? Neil already
said it. Earthworm Jim has a gun. Bubsy would
just get his head blown off. Bubsy does have
nine lives. Nine bullets. And he can throw some
massive yarn balls, hair balls, at him. Or whatever
Bubsy did. I don't really remember the Bubsy
game super clearly. Bubsy's been around since
93. I didn't play a lot of his games. I mean,
I know what the character is, etc. I mean, he
did have the ability to buy items. So he also
had some suits and some different things. You
could get a Nerf gun, smart bombs that would
clear the screen. Slingshots, so I mean he does
have some some ways to At least put up a tiny
bit of a fight. I think I don't know Steve Well
earthworm Jim had his own animated series and
bubsies got canned after the pilot Very true.
We're going on that. Yeah, I Mean bubsy did have
some good voice actors, but again No, again,
I think Earthworm Jim is going to take it just
because he's more of a badass. He's got the suit.
He's got the gun. You know, if nothing else,
he would throw Bubsy off a cliff. I mean, I don't
really think that there's much to go on here
besides he's going to take it. All right. Any
other thoughts on Earthworm Jim and Bubsy? Mike?
Nothing? Alright before I announce it we'll get
to Mike in a second. I think he has something
to say but We're getting down here because we
only have three more battles to announce That
means we only have six more competitors that
we've yet to reveal in this tournament So this
is the point where I'm assuming people that are
listening are thinking of their favorite characters
and wondering Are we were really gonna leave
them off of the tournament? Are they gonna show
up? Are they not gonna show up? Because we only
have six more people that will appear. You probably
somewhat noticed the theme so far on this side
of the bracket whereas we had the Nintendo on
the left side. So far we've had a collection
of PlayStation and some Genesis and some stuff
like that over here. Let's see we got six more
characters so going into battle 14. 15 minutes
could save you on 15 percent or more from Geico's
car insurance. Battle 14 we'll see Gex. fighting
sonic the hedgehog um... mike go ahead and start
this one it's geico gecko oh my god not quite
what what is this i don't even know who this
character is i've never seen this thing before
you've never seen that no nope he yeah he had
a lot of uh... almost james bondish type looks
and gaming cover he is a gecko so you had that
obviously I can see that thank you his dad worked
for NASA so that was good you know he's got some
smarts does he actually have his own damn game
or is he just a mascot for companies no no he
had his own game uh... he was around uh... back
in uh... ninety four he debuted on the three
d that's why i don't know him because i didn't
have a three -year -old well he was also on playstation
and immediately the next year he was on playstation
and then sega saturn and uh... some computer
uh... platforms as well there uh... i mean he
he is a fighter He's gone through different worlds.
He's not necessarily like some of the other characters
we've talked about where they just kind of roam
around a map and do things, maybe fly something
or whatever. I mean, he does have the ability
to do some things to put up a fight, but he is
going against probably one of the most iconic
video game characters of all time in Sonic the
Hedgehog, so I don't know how much of his...
If people are voting based on popularity, Sonic's
gonna immediately take this. Neil, are you familiar
with Gex at all? Um, a little bit. Do you think
he has any type of offense that he can put against
the supersonic speed of Sonic the Hedgehog? Not
really. I mean, Sonic's basically immortal as
long as he has rings. Even if you hurt him, he
just gets another set of rings and he'll be okay.
Whereas, I don't know, Gex is kind of, he's more
of a platforming character. I'm looking at the
game right here, doesn't seem to be much of an
offensive character. Plus, you know, Sonic's
got blast processing. I'm sorry, that's not a
thing. I mean, unless he has the ability to turn
himself into a wall of spikes that just happens
to be in Sonic's way, I don't see him doing much.
Great point. Yeah, Sonic is pretty indestructible.
You gotta hit him a couple times, get all his
rings, and then hit him again. And Gex is more
about the charisma and the wisecracking and kind
of the image, so to speak. Not to say he doesn't
have some offense and some sneakiness and some
good blood in him as far as strength and intelligence
and whatnot, but I'm gonna do something that
Mike usually does. I'm gonna project a... Since
it would be a finals matchup, I don't think it's
going to influence much, but it would sure be
interesting to see Sonic somehow matched up against
Mega Man in the finals. For some reason, I think
that would be an interesting matchup. Steve,
what do you think? Is this one Sonic all the
way? Yeah. For one, Gex has not that much longevity
in his gaming, and it's pretty much all side
-scroller, and looks pretty lame by comparison
to Sonic. And I mean, Sonic comes out with a
new game. He's like the damn Mario of Sega. He's
everywhere. I mean, it's sick the amount of times
he comes up, but there's a reason. Oh, I agree.
He's more fun to play. And I know there was probably
a lot of people at that point that were wondering
why Sonic hadn't been mentioned yet and getting
worried that we weren't going to put him in here.
So there you go. There's Sonic. If you're thinking
about your favorite, you know, PlayStation, Xbox,
Sega Genesis characters, and waiting to see if
they'll show up or not. Master Chief. No Master
Chief. But you might be disappointed because
we're gonna go even a bigger twist I think now.
I mean we've had our two -person teams. Now we're
gonna go somewhere where you might have thought
we weren't. Possibly going to go in this tournament
as we get to battle number 15 We have one more
kind of world or genre that we haven't really
talked about yet That's the world of classic
gaming and battle 15 we will see Probably doesn't
get any more classic than this pac -man versus
Frogger Pac -man versus Frogger Mike. What are
your thoughts? Now, before you say anything,
Frogger's been dodging cars, crocodiles, and
all kinds of stuff for years. But Pac -Man just
eats everything in sight. Well, they both showed
up about the same time. What was that, Steve?
I said they both showed up about the same time.
That's true. Pac -Man 1980 and Frogger in 81.
I don't know if Frogger has much of an offense
there. He's more of a character that's gonna
avoid things and not get hit by things. I don't,
you know, him getting to the goal isn't much
for offense, I guess not. But if he could trick
Pac -Man into following him to try to eat, you
know, if he convinced Pac -Man to try to come
eat him, maybe he could jump around enough to
trick Pac -Man into jumping into a crocodile's
mouth? Was it crocodiles or alligators in that
game? I don't even know. It was alligators. Okay.
Maybe he could trick him into jumping in the
alligator at the wrong point where he's mastered
where to jump and when to jump, but I think that's
his only chance, Neil. Does Frogger have anything
else besides trying to trick Pac -Man into jumping
in the wrong thing? I don't know. Pac -Man's
not that stupid. I mean, Pac -Man had his own
cartoon. He seemed pretty intelligent. Frogger
also had a cartoon, but he's got no offense.
He's a frog. I mean, he's always like... Ten
seconds away from being a grease spot on the
road Variety of different animals on this side
of the bracket. Yeah, I mean It's like saying
okay. You got a football player and a baseball
player who's gonna fight who's gonna win Well,
it's gonna be the football player. Yeah, and
yeah, you know Pac -man Pac -man is afraid of
ghosts, but he at least has some offense against
the ghosts You can't attack so especially if
he gets his little power pellet there, whatever
you call it. Yeah so Mike I think if we have
like a Losers bracket somewhere no seriously
I think if we have a losers bracket somewhere
and Frogger ends up in the losers bracket along
with peach and whoever else Peace will just kiss
him and they'll go live happily ever after He
would just, she would just beat him with her
parasol and that'd be the end of Frogger. Oh
my. And I know some people might be looking at
some of these matchups that we've been going
over today and the end last episode and thinking,
these aren't even close, like what are you guys
doing? But just keep in mind that these will
all lead to future matchups and we'll get more
intriguing as we get going through. The first
round of any tournament usually has some blowouts
in it. Steve, any thoughts on Pac -Man and Frogger?
Well, Pac -Man would just eat him. That's the
main thing. What if we had pac -man and Kirby
going against each other? That's kind of what
I was thinking Who can eat first? You frog legs
And then he'd get an even bigger mouth All right,
and our final battle of the first round is the
last two competitors to join our tournament here
So we've had a 30 to 30 character so far. We
got these final two battle 16 Sticking with the
classics. We got Q Burt's versus Dig Dug Now
at least as has a has it has the Whatever you
call it shovel pickaxe digging apparatus Q Burt's
obviously Q Burt. I don't know Mike. Where do
you go with this one? At first I thought that
was um, dig dug and Frogger would be epic Yeah,
that would be an epic losers tournament. And
I first saw the image before I zoomed in on it
and I thought it was a turbo from Wreck -It Ralph.
I really did. Oh my god. Just because of the
graphics. Shut up. It's gotta be Qbert's. I don't
know if Dig Dug has offense enough to fight Qbert.
He's got a digger. What? He's got a shovel. He
does. He's got a shovel, but Qbert can just jump
on his head. No. Qbert, if you jump on the wrong
panel, you fall off into the abyss. Dig Dug would
just dig a hole around him. I know what's going
to happen here. You know what happens when Qbert
jumps on an enemy's head? Qbert dies. Plus, the
one thing that has been mentioned here is that
Dig Dug has the air pump. And what does Qbert
have? He has a big schnaz. All you have to do
is plug that air hose into the schnaz and pump
him up and he would just explode. And that would
be the end of Qbert. I mean, easily, Qbert is
the more known, probably more popular character.
I'm assuming a lot of kids these days, sound
like the old grandpa on the lawn, don't know
who Dig Dug is maybe. If there was ever the right
matchup for a complete upset, I think Dig Dug
has a chance. I know people love Qbert, but Dig
Dug has more of an offense, I think. Qbert, even
though... Go ahead. Dig Dug, look at his gaming
resume. I mean, his game has been ported again
and again on multiple different platforms, and
Qbert's kind of fallen off the... kinda fallin'
off the abyss. I mean, I haven't seen a Qbert,
I haven't even seen the arcade game re -release
on a modern console. Not that I'm aware of. And
Qbert's almost more like Frogger, where his strength
is just being able to jump on the right thing
to avoid things. Yeah. Like, maybe he'll jump
on one of his little rainbow discs and move to
a different part of the level, but that's not
beating Dig Dug. Yeah, that might work with Coily,
but that's not gonna work with Dig Dug. It might
work with Frogger, but he's going against somebody
that actually has a weapon. Steve? I'm going
Dig Dug. Dig Dug for the upset? Yeah. I think
there's gonna be a lot of upsets on this side
of the board. I mean, I love Cuber Don't get
me wrong. I love playing Cuber. I love Cuber
from back in the day That was fun stuff, but
I don't see how he beats Dig Dug Mike you seem
to be voting for Cuber, but how does he how does
he beat Dig Dug? I don't know. I guess he can't
sadly. I mean, I guess you can get him to jump
off the wrong thing But that's the same thing
that Frogger was hoping for when we voted against
Frogger You guys gotta get the the chubby checker
singing the dig -dug theme. Oh god Yes All right
Yeah, that is a thing you'll have to send it
to Steve Neil, okay Before we go over who you
think are the most intriguing matchups, and who
is going to be the biggest blowout, and who are
some of the people that you like on this side
of the bracket to kind of make it far, just a
quick review of what we had on this side of the
bracket. We started with Battle 9, which was
Sly Cooper versus Crash Bandicoot. Battle 10
sees Spyro the Dragon versus Rayman. Battle 11
and the pairing combinations here, we had Rasha
and Clank versus Toejam and Earl. Battle 12,
Jack and Daxter versus Banjo -Kazooie. Battle
13, Earthworm Jim versus Bubsy. Battle 14 Gex
versus Sonic battle 15 Pac -Man versus Frogger
and battle 16 Qbert versus Dig Dug Mike, what
is the biggest blowout of this round? We're gonna
have two big blowouts battles 11 and 12 no contest
Yeah, Ratchet and Clank, Jack and Daxter I think
depending on who likes I think The popularity
thing is gonna come into effect with battle 10
depending on who likes Rayman and who likes Spyro
I wish crash would pull out, you know an upset
not that much of an upset but a close race with
with Sly Cooper sadly, I don't think it's gonna
happen I think there will also I mean, I think
there's a potential blowout there with Sonic
against well, yeah, but I mean like Frogger right,
but I mean some some people might Look at Sonic
versus Gex and they might you know go either
way, but I'm saying like overall like I I would
assume like 20 or 30 to 1 or 2 for for Jack and
Daxter and and Ratchet and Clank versus Toe Jam
and Earl and Banjo Kazooie. Ratchet and Clank
should be the bigger blowout just because of
Toe Jam and Earl. Well, yeah, but I'm saying
like those two battles should be like double
digits to single digits. It really should. Steve,
are there any one matchup or two matches in here
that you could see being pretty darn close? 50
-50 or an intriguing matchup that you're not
quite sure how the people will vote? I'm going
to go with, I mean there's quite a few that I
think could be kind of neck and neck. Sly and
Crash I think could go either way. Spyro and
Rayman I think could go either way. Those, I
mean, I think those are pretty much the closest
ones in this round. A lot of them are either
highly more action packed characters going against
some slums. Yeah, to put it nicely. I think it'll
be somewhat telling to see how people vote in
that Cuber dig dug matchup. To me, that's an
intriguing one that should be close, not because
it's a close matchup where like I think you're
right. I think Sly Cooper and Crash Bandicoot
and then the battle with Spyro and versus Raymond
are the actual closest battles. But battle 16
could be close because of the fact that one is
way more popular and the other should really
probably win. So it might make for an even voting
between that not because it's a should be a close
matchup But because for two different reasons
depending on how people vote Neil what's the
what's the most interesting matchup you saw here?
Now You might be sorry I muted myself. That's
right. What's the most interesting match you
see here? I want to see Q bird versus dig dug
because I really think that Dig Dug has the upset
here. I think a lot more people are aware of
Dig Dug today than Qbert. Qbert is really kind
of, he's only come back because of Wreck -It
Ralph, and still he doesn't really have a new
game. I think there was one or two, I'm gonna
use figure quotes, sequels to Qbert, but they
really weren't like really known. And Dig Dug
has... He's really held his I mean he's not like
he's not like Mario or Sonic, but he's really
held his own About the decades as being like
a C list of Video game character, so I think
he's got it I'm definitely intrigued to see how
that one plays out. Mike, we saw a couple different
things here. Number one with the classic characters
like Pac -Man and Dig Dug and Q -Bird. We also
saw the parians like Ratchet and Clank and Jack
and Daxter. Anyone standing out on this side
of the bracket as an early favorite? Do Ratchet
and Clank and Jack and Daxter have like an edge
because of the duo aspect to it? Do you see someone
like Sonic being able to blow through this just
based on his speed and abilities or someone like
Pac -Man that can just eat everybody up? Like,
who's your early favorite on this side of the
bracket? It's gonna be Spyro and Sonic I think
that the dragon fire is gonna be helping Spyro
big -time in his favor and I mean Sonic he's
a Speedster, you know, and once you have Urkel
voicing you there's no going back Come on, did
I do that? Come on. You did. I'm now voting against
him. Oh, stop it. Just kidding. Stop it. No,
but seriously, like Sonic, like Steve said it
would be interesting, I think Steve said it would
be interesting to see if it ended up being Sonic
and Mega Man. Nope, that was me. That was me,
but that's okay. Anyway, whatever. Steve, is
it fair to have these parians of Ratchet and
Clank and Jag and Daxter, etc. in the tournament?
I think so. I think... You think someone can
beat a pair like that? I think so. I think if
done right, I think that they could. That's why
I wasn't too afraid of including them. Again,
they are iconic. If you think of Nintendo, obviously
you have your Marios and your Zeldos and your
Donkey Kongs, et cetera. But for some of these
others... systems. You know, Ratchet and Clank,
Jack and Daxter, those types of characters are
some of the most iconic, so I don't think we
can not include them in this. So that's why they're
here. Mike, any other thoughts on this side of
the bracket? Or just kind of how you're seeing
this now that you can see all 32 combatants?
I almost wish we mixed it up a little bit more
and didn't have the left side of the bracket
be so Nintendo based versus each other. Because
I think it would have been made this here's what
you got though with by doing that if you're a
Nintendo fanboy You get an entire side of the
board and you're forced to vote your own characters
against each other Instead of if they were all
mixed just voting straight Nintendo all the way
through the whole tournament So that's one reason
plus I just think it's cool to see the Nintendo
characters face off against each other and the
Sega You know slash Xbox face against each other
not that there's a lot of Xbox characters, but
PlayStation etc Yeah, but I understand what you're
saying, and I think a lot of people would probably
agree with you on that Steve now that you can
see all 32 participants any thoughts overall
um I I have my lucky suspicions that I think
I know who's going to win I'm to that fact. I'm
actually building my own fake Version of the
the tournament lineup and I'm going to leave
it that way with little black boxes over it Just
in anticipation that I'm right He's gonna make
the all the arts Prior and see how many he can
actually get right. We should see we should have
done a pool We should have had people predict
from here on out and then see see who's actually
right Well, I am pretty good at judging the future.
I did that during the last wars You definitely
have a lot more humanoid characters on the left
side of the bracket with a Nintendo and a lot
more animal characters with the other half Not
that that makes any difference whatsoever, but
Neil now that you can see all 32 people any favorites
early on from either side? God I keep on to say
Samus, but she's not in this We need to address
that why why was samus not cuz i know people
are gonna be pissed once they hear this episode
like oh my god how could you forget samus I just
think that's a different level of character that's...
That would be along the same levels of including
Master Chief and the Doom guy and Duke Nukem.
Yeah, I think it just makes it too much of an
easy win for that character. If there was anybody
that I could just look at and say, this person's
gonna steamroll through the whole thing and then
nobody has a shot at beating them, I was more
apt not to include them. Now, I know some people
have said that about Kirby. You know, some people
think just by having Mario in here, he's gonna
just go through it just based on popularity,
but I think all the characters that are... have
weaknesses and have somebody somewhere in the
tournament that if they're matched up against
them could be beaten. I could be wrong, but I
feel like everybody has somebody that could beat
them. Just maybe they don't have to face them.
Maybe they somehow find a path that doesn't end
up going against them, but that would take somebody
else from somewhere in the tournament taking
that person out for them, kind of, you know.
Otherwise they would match up in the finals,
so. Sure, that's the reason why I didn't include
Samus and and there's other characters as well
I know a lot of people you know would probably
like a more mature version of a tournament that
we could do later on with characters from you
know Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat and You
know Master Chief and that type of stuff and
that would be a fun tournament to do in the future
But I think including any of those types of characters
with the likes of Spyro and Sly Cooper and you
know Donkey Kong is not quite fair. Yeah, no.
Oh my god, can you imagine if we did another
32 where the first 16 are Street Fighter, the
second 16 are Mortal Kombat? We'd almost have
to expand to our bigger tournament, our 64 -man
tournament. That would be a long process, but
it would be fun. So how are people going to vote
and do all that type of stuff, Mike, or? Basically
go stay in tune with what's going on with this
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gonna be trying to play the crystal ballgame,
which will be fun to see what people think Yep,
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