Masters of the Universe Review

The world doing this week is my last night on

earth Is it really? Yeah, cuz we're gonna get

obliterated by tornadoes tomorrow. Oh, well have

fun At least that's what they're saying. Uh,

I Think it was more epic when Steve Buscemi said

it, you know If if this is truly the end of the

earth, we have the best seat in the house Well,

they're saying a 90 % chance for long Tornadoes

like that stay on the ground really long and

it's gonna be hell. Yeah, that's what they're

saying pulling Indiana Jones and hiding an old

refrigerator Yeah, stop the nuclear blast. Well,

it's nuclear blast is stronger than a tornado

That's true, I guess That movie had all kinds

of wrong written all over it the only indie movie

I ever liked was last you're saying Yeah, I like

that one. The new one makes me want to punch

a puppy. I swear to God, after Transformers and

after Shia LaBitch left Disney Channel and went

on to do professional acting, as soon as he hooked

up with Michael Bay, it's like, hello Mr. Bay,

I may suck your dick now for every film that

you put me in. It's like Jesus fucking Christ

that kid was everywhere after transformers pissed

me off They could have done a so much better

job casting for Indy's son than him Yeah, but

I freaking knew like the first five seconds of

him being on screen. I freaking knew That it

was gonna be Indy's son, you know, it's like

oh We are trying to be mysterious but not really

blah blah blah. The only good thing about that

fourth film was the ending was like your grandfather

would be so proud. It just mentioning, you know,

his dad. That was the greatest thing about that

film is when it ended. I agree. Yeah. That movie

definitely nuked the fridge. Does that kid like

the new Jump the Shark? Yeah, that's where it

came from. So what the hell anything is better

than taking an arrow to the knee You hate that

saying don't you? Yeah, I kind of jumped off

that bad bandwagon it was kind of okay, it's

old now yeah, I made a few jokes like a friend

of mine wanted to know if I played any games

online on my Xbox and I said I replied to him

well Used to play Marvel Ultimate Alliance too,

but then I took a Wolverine claw to the knee

Wow Speaking of a Wolverine claws those cartoons

are horrible the new ones haven't watched them.

They're horrible. It's like the It's almost like

the rescue bot version of them like the hero

X -Men or Avengers or something yeah that's it

all super hero squad is awesome uh... no snow

to be fair though super hero squad is currently

over it only got two seasons it's done already

yeah you're you're a little late to the party

there bob will notice i i watch it on saturday

mornings because of the the whore that is thundercats

and there was a green lantern in that right out

you know it's the Saturday morning hopefully

Remake of the Saturday morning cartoons, but

yeah, I caught the end of it. I'm like I Guess

they're for little kids. So what are you gonna?

Yeah, I mean the way I looked at it was Back

when I was collecting mighty mugs It was it's

essentially if mighty mugs had a TV series is

the way I look at superhero squad show Yeah,

and they had some real I mean to be able to have

you know Stanley as the mayor of superhero city

You know, that was kinda freakin' awesome. That's

true, yeah. It would be cool to have Stanley

do anything. Yeah. I'm still here, don't worry.

No, I know you are. He's typing about... I'm

not typing, I'm actually going... I have the

whole article loaded into Blogger's publishing

thing, but I have to go through it. And take

all the ship names and put them into italics

because for some reason if I do it in Microsoft

Word Yeah, it doesn't transfer over like that.

I have to manually go through a blogger and do

it again So I just it takes forever and with

this one being 35 pages long. It's taking a little

while Yeah, what is it on the Titanic? Yeah.

Yeah, this is the longest thing I've ever written

I'm trying to well I Don't know if books of poetry

count But I think the longest thing I ever written

was one of my books of poetry was like two hundred

and nine two hundred and eighty nine pages I

think I think that's one of those But yeah, I

found out in my you know when I was younger,

and I wanted to you know you know I I grew up

read you know When you're in kindergarten and

first grade and something like that, you read

stuff like the Berenstain Bears and Sesame Street

books and all that kind of crap. And then I graduated

from that to the Hardy Boys Case file, Mystery

Books, and then I went from that to John Grisham

and Dean Koontz and all that kind of stuff. And

after a while, I think it was about 94, is when

I was like, hmm, I want to become an author.

And I just started writing stories and I just...

It what I found out after a while is that I can't

write a long story. I can't I can barely write

a short story So I kind of switched to poetry

because it was a little easier Well, I used to

write a lot of fanfiction when I was on Myspace

yeah, I had um everybody wrote a lot of bad fanfiction

when they were on my actually had I had good

fanfiction No, no, I'm not saying you I'm just

saying like when everyone was on MySpace that

was the plethora of bad fanfiction My wife she

did Star Wars fanfiction for a long time had

a website and everything before she became like

a actual published author Yeah, so yeah, she

did all that that Star Wars fanfiction thing

So mine I actually had a group on my space dedicated

to Dedicated to my fanfiction at the time I was

going under Lord Starscream Yeah, I'm pretty

sure that TF Prime stole that from me, but I

can't prove that anyway So I called the group

Lord Starscream's tales of woe I had some really

good stories like I had one where Bumblebee was

out on a scouting mission he was coming back

and Starscream came after him and Starscream

really underestimated him because he was so small

and he ended up lunging for Bumblebee and missing

and falling down the side of a mountain and getting

all messed up. It came out really well. I had

a whole bunch and I was working on one that was

gonna be it was gonna be my first like non -transformers

one or non -star wars one or whatever and I was

doing a Harry Potter fan fiction that took place

after the last book and movie and I had it almost

finished it was about 20 pages long it was really

well done and it was a really cool story And

something happened on my space where somebody

reported me as a spammer or something my page

got taken down And my group vanished and all

my stories were gone And I said that's it I'm

never doing this again So now I've got my blog

Now I'm really good at writing fiction. I can

come up with fiction like off the top of my head

But I was never that good at nonfiction. So I

started the blog to work on nonfiction Dealing

with first off with movies and TV shows and stuff

like that And I've recently moved over to doing

ship history stuff where it's made it explode

And my wife says because I put more passion into

that than I do anything else, but there's been

a consequence I'm having a hard time writing

fiction now Like you bastard you killed yourself

I think it was like I was nine it was 99 I was

19 and I had you know through through like the

library and making copies and and everything

else I had I had put myself together a couple

of books of poetry that I'd written I created

the idea of the title of the book and everything

else and Started researching publishers and of

course, you know 19 years old you think you're

gonna find someone who's gonna want to actually

You know like Simon and Schuster or Random House

or whoever? The first thing I found was a subsidy

publisher No one should ever talk to your subsidy

publishers because they want you to pay them

$500 up front I don't have that problem if I

ever write a novel. I've got somebody who has

connection to Some publishing companies so Who

you know, yeah like my wife Candice she has let's

see how many publishers do you have Candice to

Two different ones and she has a book coming

out here in like ten days. So But it's hard to

get a actually real publisher You know, there's

there's a lot of people out there that do Amazon

publishing or whatever you publish yourself It's

just terrible Well, see the thing is, like, I

know a buddy of mine that does Steve Snowball

Sailor over at This Week in Geek, he does self

-publishing. And he's published a bunch of e

-books, and they have just taken off. So, I mean,

the self -publishing thing is a good way to go

at this, you know, at this point, but... Don't

know I've kind of just let my I think Podcasting

has taken over my life and the and my writing

is just kind of like I write reviews. I think

You know, I'll review a DVD set for shout factor,

you know something like that and But I haven't

actually written anything. I'm trying to get

back to that where I just wrote up a a blog about

the fact that we live in a digital and basically

instant gratification age where we must have

everything now, now, now, now, now, in the ages

of the tablets, the iPads, the iPhones, the this,

the that, everything must be here now. I think

that was the longest non -review post I had ever

written on geekcastradio .com. It's funny you

mentioned that I was just talking about that

at work the other day about how like my kids

I have a ten -year -old and a four -year -old

and When they get my age all the technology that

I'm using and think is badass is gonna be completely

obsolete by the time they're 30 and 40 and like

you know what it's gonna be so fast that like

what how's it gonna be faster than instantaneous

and Just trying to think about what they're gonna

have opposed to what our parents had. They're

going to have chips in their head that are going

to connect them to everything, instant information,

and we're going to become the Borg. Yeah, pretty

much. We will all be assimilated at some point.

Well, that's the thing. When the PS2 for PlayStation

2 first came out, because some people, most kids

don't know what the hell a PS2 is, they had an

ad. Advertising it where it was like jumping

into the future and it was something being plugged

into a kid's head and it said PS 9 the wave of

the future and then it cut back to the the present

day and they're like Yeah, that's not happening

yet. But here that I should too and I was like

ps9. Are you friggin serious? That would be awesome

Obviously backing on the ps4 right now Yeah.

I always think back to the part in Back to the

Future when these kids are like, you know, you

gotta use your hands. That's a baby's toy. That

was Eli's foot. That was Eli's foot. Eli's foot,

yeah. Mike, did you see on the other thing? Pussboy

is actually trying to get you to call him. Yes,

I will. So this has been the Team Bottomless

Variety Hour pre -show. 13 minutes of awesome

before the puss comes in. Pre -show? What was

the pre -show? So everything you saw before that

was pre the show Which makes a pre -show? And

again, we can't hear him. No. Lovely. Turn your

fucking webcam on, you moron! He just wants to

listen to us to make sure we're not bitching

about him too much. Wait, he just wants to listen?

What the fuck? That's fucking gay. I'm kidding!

I'm kidding. That's fucking gay. I hear rumbling.

Yeah, I do, too. Three hours from now, the show

might actually take off. Well, we're only 27

minutes into the hour, so... That's nothing for

us for two hours. Sure, well, no. I mean, we've

already recorded 13 minutes without him. We still

can't hear him now, so... I think he just turned

it on to make you shut up and then he walked

away. Probably, but I won't be shutting up anytime

soon, so... Say TBBH 15 pre show God damn it

boy speak up Stupid California does not work

as fucking computer Guess he doesn't want to

talk son of a bitch Doesn't like you anymore

What the fuck was that Bitch I don't even have

the ghost box on and it sounds like that. Yes

Yeah, it did sound like the retarded goes there

for a second No, the reason why I didn't want

to be on the show number one It wasn't about

you. Oh You quite you Bob you quiet down face.

Hey, no, I I know why you're gonna see we know

hockey Exactly exactly and I wasn't sure if it

was gonna be over in time and it ended like 15

minutes ago. So We were right hockey was more

important. Hey, it's the playoffs You're damn

right. Okay. We'll give you that. We'll give

you that. Plus, I had to come in here and tell

you about, you know, the Titanic and how I want

to go down there and grave rob. You bastard.

You know, I told you, I have a friend that lives

20 minutes from you. Don't make me come out there.

Oh, shit. You have my address now too, don't

you? Yes, I do. Still alive, but I'm too lazy.

Well, I that's like I always have your address,

but I always end up losing it always end up losing

it These days I'm gonna get out to California

my friends keeps bugging me when you're gonna

come out and visit when I get money As soon as

I stop seeing that visit California ad with Betty

White and Arnold Schwarzenegger I do they do

those all over the place. I've never I never

asked about those I seem here all the time, which

I think is kind of redundant Yeah, they play

them here all the time. Yeah, it's pretty stupid

that they play them for us who are in California

already. That seems dumb. I don't see any come

visit Kansas commercials. There's nothing there.

What are you gonna do? You're gonna go see Dorothy

and Toto? No, there's no Dorothy and Toto. They

took that part down in the park. They are smart.

Yellow brick road still there though. Do they

actually have the yellow brick road there? No,

there's a park right down from my house and they

had Like this artist that carved wood With a

chainsaw to make it look like all the characters

and they had a yellow brick road that went the

whole way around the park and you could go through

the woods and That's funny, yeah I see advertisements

like that though, like, come and visit - Nobody

cares, shut up. You shut up. Nobody likes you.

I see advertisements like that, come and visit

California, come and visit Memphis, Tennessee,

come and visit St. Louis. I see crap like that

on TV all the time. Come and visit Wilmington,

you might get shot. Aw, that's not nice. That's

not right. No, no, somebody's gonna - I don't

like going into Wilmington, I live too close

to it. No, I live just as close to Philadelphia

and I don't mind going into Philadelphia. What

does that say? I used to live in Ocean City,

Maryland. That's not too far away I live there

for a year Hey, aren't you aren't you guys well

not not necessarily you Kevin? But Bob and Bob

and Mike aren't you guys like supposed to be

getting hit by like tornadoes or something right

now? That's like dying Yeah, that's tomorrow

How is it that they're saying well tomorrow's

gonna be you know, there's gonna be a lot of

tornadoes How do they know this far in advance

if there's gonna be a tornado or not? the way

the low pressure system is i sound like a meteorologist

but living here you have to pay attention there's

a low pressure and then there's a lot of like

moisture coming in from the gulf of mexico straight

up the pipe and it's going straight up towards

texas and oklahoma and we're like ground zero

for where that low and that hot meat and there's

like a 90 chance did he say hot meat Hot meat.

Yeah, I did. Oh, I thought you said hot meat!

I was like, oh, there you go, the slime blower!

The cold and hot meat. Who is your daddy, and

what does he do? That's M -E -E -T, not M -E

-A -T. Oh, you have to be specific? Yeah. Oh,

well. Aw, he's no song I wrote to cheer you up.

It's called, Let's Go Already! You know I I did

that and I don't even know Mike usually actually

is already recording all this crap without us

even knowing Of course recording for a while

Polly Polly I thought of you yesterday I was

watching Futurama It was the one when Bender

had the people growing on his stomach as he's

floating around in space. Oh, that's a great

episode Oh, I was rolling. It's so funny cuz

were you doing naughty stuff while you were thinking

of him? Yeah, no, I just every time Bender would

talk. I always thought of Paul pushing this stupid

Bender button. Oh That that Bender is awesome

because he's just So connected with whatever's

going on on the you stream. It's eerie And it's

it's not random. I mean it is it like cycles

through You know like there is one thing that's

the very first thing that he says and then there's

a number two thing I mean it it's a Set pattern

it's not random and for some reason it always

seems like it's completely random It's maybe

that's how the ghost speaks he speaks through

bender Maybe I wonder how many people tomorrow

night are gonna keep asking you over and over

again to push the bender button They'll do it

all the time. I you know last week last week

I was uh, you know people were like what does

bender have to say about that? What's bender

think and I was like, I don't know where bender

is I cleaned up my room here and I have no idea

where is I knew where it was the whole damn time

I just wanted people to stop with it. I mean,

it's it's funny for the first, you know couple

times, but then after a while it's like Okay,

it's old. Yeah, I'm over it Well, what are you

gonna do? Keep getting ten -year -olds in there,

and they don't know better. So instead of having

a Starscream, you just have an Aspender, and

then you just have people send you questions

and you just press the button after you ask them.

Aspender. That'd be good. Hey, how's the bonbus?

Will you ever review Leader Class Bumblebee?

Do the bender! Do the bender! It's a birthday!

Do the bender! That didn't work very well Speaking

of a Starscream, it's all rendered up and ready

to go, but it's not going up until Monday Why

Monday? Because I just put a video up today I

don't want to put more than one up a day, I don't

like doing that I dropped a Miller from a forklift

I know you did, that was... You need to actually

do some work at work Yeah, there was nothing

going on and then after that video I actually

got on the forklift and tried to run it over

like a monster truck That's the after picture

of my facebook. You could flip the damn forklift

doing that. Have you ever seen a forklift flip?

I have and it's a lot of fun It's lots of fun.

Yeah, a 10 000 pound forklift flipping over.

That's a lot of fun Well, it's it's fun when

it flips over it's not fun when you have to try

to write it back up I mean, have you ever seen

what one of those things does to a person's foot

if it hits it? Oh, yeah Person didn't have a

foot after that. I Had still toes on it had somebody

drive over my foot just to see what would happen

When the warehouse I worked at in New York They

had this one temp driving a forklift ten thousand

pound reach truck and He and he was heading for

one of the safety bumpers that keep you from

bumping into the racks I thought he could put

foot in between the forklift and the the bumper

do stop the forklift Yeah, he lost his foot and

it wasn't pretty I drove a forklift out of the

back of a box truck once That had a ramp and

they kind of pulled forward and I kind of kept

on going that was fun That'll pucker up your

butthole real quick Would you want to do that?

Just out of curiosity? Do what? Well, pretty

much everything that you two are mentioning.

I don't know, cause it's... I don't know. Cause

he's losing Kansas and there's nothing to do

there. I don't know. Aww. When it's raining you

have nothing to do. I feel like I need to drive

a forklift to load these huge rolls of steel

onto the 18 wheelers. And one day one of the

18 wheelers cut them off. And he flipped the

forklift. He was in the hospital for six weeks.

Yeah. See? See? That's bad. I've had one on two

wheels once, but I've never actually rolled it.

Planking on top of heavy metal equipment or whatever

and owling, these are bad things. No way. I wanted

to Batman it, but... What is Batman? I don't

know what the Batman is. My wife said I couldn't

bat it. Batman? What is that? When you hook your

feet into it and hang upside down, like a bat.

Oh, interesting. I never have to drive another

forklift in my life. I'll be happy. I have to

do it every day. I don't. I know. I've never

done it. It's what I'm doing. You don't have

to do it. You're a famous YouTube person. Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah. It's what I'm doing now. If

I make one sale, I can earn up to $600 from that

one sale. Ooh. Which is equivalent to what I

was making per week in that warehouse. Are you

selling Sensei? No. What are you selling? I'm

selling special toys to Bob's wife only. He can't

satisfy. Oh boy. Oh lord. That's one of those,

what are they called, sleepover parties or whatever.

She's gone to him, trust me. Oh, so I guess my

theory is correct. It is. Sad but true just like

the song I threw up a little bit in my mouth

I eat pizza so no it's not And right right now

I'm going through I'm trying to get this damn

article posted and As I was telling as I was

telling the other two before you joined in yes

I have to go through on blogger because for some

reason it won't transfer over from Microsoft

Word It won't transfer over ship names in italics,

so I have to go through and manually change every

instance where there's a ship name and put it

into italics on that. Well, you know, you don't

have to do that. I do. It's proper. Nah, you

don't have to. And, um, yeah, it's taken forever

on something that's 35 pages long. Well, you're

a retard. I'm trying to be professional with

it. Oh, well. That works. I'll, I'll, I'll touch

you some slack. Well, I need to stop looking

at the internet. It's killing me. What's on the

internet? What's on the internet? Huh? Huh? Huh?

The remaking Sabrina the teenage witch and instead

of having her be a witch. They're gonna give

her superpowers Yeah, I saw that the other day.

Oh my god Powered which I remember that oh, they're

killing my childhood FML Michael Michael Bay

You know, I was I was straight up watching the

the original live -action He -man movie earlier

today. I just felt like yeah, yeah I was I was

bored and and I have it on iTunes and I was just

like, you know what? Why not? So I sat down and

I watched it and as I'm watching this I'm like,

you know what? I actually do like this movie

but I'm like and I'm like I liked it when I was

a kid but now I'm looking back and I'm like Why

did I like this movie as a kid there is other

than the names there is hardly any? semblance

to Masters of the universe in that entire movie,

there's like hardly anything and Like I said

aside from the names and I'm watching this and

I'm like this This movie is like what Michael

Bay would have done if he got a hold of Masters

of the universe He would have had a couple of

the you know main characters and he would have

had them go on Earth, and he would have had some

stupid, annoying teenagers, and they would have

gotten stuck into the whole thing, and the only

thing that would be different would be there

would be more explosions, but that's just because

technology now allows for more explosions without

actually using explosive stuff. So, Masters of

the Universe, the original movie, That one is

how Michael Bay would have done it. So he killed

my childhood The problem with the 87 Masters

film is that the director Gary Goddard he He

was a huge Jack Kirby fan. Yeah, he based it

off of the Kirby did fourth world and he based

it off the fourth world characters That's where

it went wrong. It does get a baby There are a

few things I like about it. First of all Franklin

Jela as a live -action Skeletor back then Compared

to the animated version that was a nice adaptation.

I think I loved his voice Yeah, I mean that was

that was very I mean yeah, I mean it didn't have

that you know You know it didn't have that still

thing that Skeletor had Exactly as a kid. You

know that's what I knew so I mean that's what

I'm saying like as a kid I'm like why the fuck

did I like this movie? I remember seeing it in

the theaters and loving it, and I still like

it to this day, but that should not be He -Man.

I mean, you could arbitrarily put, I mean, like

you said, it's based off pretty much something

else entirely, but you could arbitrarily put

any names with those characters and have a completely

different movie with it. You don't need to have

He -Man. You don't need to have Man in Arms.

I mean, there's nothing. It's insane, and all

these people nowadays, I sit there and I watch,

like, all the threads where people talk about

Masters of the Universe classics and stuff, and

they all want, uh, you know, live -action movie

figures. I'm like, well, that'd be cool. I would

love a Gwildor, but why? But why? There's no

reason why, as He -Man fans, we should want that!

Well, like I was saying - He's a retarded version

of Orko! Like I was saying, that's actually really

low because Orko is a retarded version of Orko.

Yeah, that's very true. Like I was saying, there

are a number of things I liked about that movie.

Number one was the cosmic key and yes, even though

we did get a toy version of that with pre -Attorney

of He -Man, I think it would have made it better

if they did make a Gwildor. Gwildor doesn't have

to be super articulated. Gwildor could be...

You know, a little bit larger than the current

classics orco that we have. I mean, he doesn't

have to be, like, a fully articulated figure.

It could just be, like, a pack -in. I think there

was something that they were saying that there's

problems with the movie studio because that studio

doesn't exist anymore or something like that.

Well, right. Yeah, Mattel does not have movie

rights. And honestly, you know, if it's not a

movie year, they're not gonna do stuff like that.

Yeah. Which is really kind of strange, because...

I'm... I mean, obviously, you know, but it's

the same thing with filmation. Filmation doesn't

exist anymore. So how did they get the rights

for that eventually? I don't I mean, because

the the rights for filmation went to classic

media who distributes the DVDs and all that stuff

through Mill Creek. So classic media actually

owns the rights and they struck an agreement

with Mattel. Oh, gotcha. See, and see, the funny

thing is they didn't even We found out last year

at Comic -Con, or at New York Comic -Con, the

end of last year, that, you know, they announced

the Filmation rights at San Diego, and then,

like, two months later, oh, well, apparently,

if we own the character already, we didn't actually

need Filmation rights. They did not need those

Filmation rights at all. They made Catra. Catra

looks just like she did in the She -Ra cartoon.

Right. You know, I mean, they... they've made

other characters that were filmation. I think

the only reason why they went after them and

to actually say, hey, we have permission and

we have rights to these characters now is so

they could have made Shadow Weaver, honestly.

Because fans have been demanding that character

for years. Well, in some of the characters, you

know, Hasbro or Mattel doesn't have, like, well,

I mean, I don't know, but they constantly kept

talking about how they... Has or Mattel Mattel,

you know created most of these characters, but

in in the instance Like with Ram man. That was

an entirely Filmation created character. So I

don't that's why everybody's like, you know,

oh they need to have filmations permission blah

blah blah blah But regardless, I was just saying

that it's for me. It's hilarious because I was

watching that movie and I'm like this movie is

what Michael Bay would have done, although he

probably would have had a hot, sexy, lingerie

person play what's -her -face's character, uh,

Courtney Cox's character. Although Courtney Cox

is not too terribly bad -looking, but it's, you

know, the 21st century, so they would have had

to have a half -naked Victoria Secret model running

around. I'm still surprised to this day that

Megan Fox has not done Playboy yet. It's coming.

Just give it time. In every interview where they

kind of asked, you know things about her being

like a sex symbol She really hates that so I

don't know if she would ever actually do a playboy

cuz that would just if she gets that if she gets

Desperate enough and she needs cash. She'll do

it Well, Lindsay Lohan did it but who didn't

see that one coming and I mean I mean Megan Fox

is you know, she's One thing that she's got going

for is that she's with Brian Austin Green, who

still to this day brings in a decent amount of

money, but... Yeah. And she'll still... I mean,

there's never a time, I mean, maybe in ten years

or something, but I can... I can't really see

her just disappearing off the face of the earth.

I think she'll be around. She'll be relevant

for something or other, but we'll see. Not acting

I mean nothing she's ever done. You know could

you really classify as acting I? Mean how our

body that's where I was going I'm like come on

you have an evil bus I still wanted to see Jennifer's

body, and they didn't show any of her body. It

should have just been called Jennifer That movie

It was evil scared me I'm sensitive like that.

You're sensitive. Right. I'm sensitive like that.

You know, because today is Friday the 13th, I

get scared easily. Jason's coming to get you.

Probably is. Jason wouldn't be the first one

to get him though. Oh, that ain't nice. I prefer

Freddy. Freddy, you know, I don't remember what

it was. I don't remember what comedian it was.

But he was like, you know, when these horror

movies, when they come at you, I can kind of

picture the guy, but I can't remember his name.

They're like, when it comes to horror movies,

you know, you got Michael Myers, who he's just

gonna stalk you and be creepy, you know, and

same thing with Jason. He's like, you know, but

if Freddy's coming after you, you know, at least

he's gonna be having a good time when he's killing

you. He'll be sitting there stabbing you like,

ha ha! You know just having a good old time.

I'm like, you know, I'd probably rather die that

way than Just be taking a shower and have my

head chopped off It would really that would really

upset me So it's more scarier to you somebody

that doesn't talk or somebody that talks and

has like huge monologues Well, you know the whole

I mean if it's one thing that we've learned in

You know the history of superheroes that you

know, whenever there's a huge monologue going

on We're we're you know, the good guy's gonna

win Yeah, exactly they catch a monologuing and

then you know, they it's like oh here they go

We're saved something's gonna happen in the good

guy's gonna win drone. You got me monologuing

Exactly. That's a great movie. I'm sorry. I love

that one. Yeah I wanna see the Underminer, I

wanna see if they actually make a movie about

that. They made a video game about him, that

was it. Oh, the Underminer? Yeah. I highly doubt

they're gonna do anything with a movie with him,

but I would love to see another Incredibles movie.

Oh, yeah. Anything's gotta be better than, you

know, a red -headed warrior princess. That actually

doesn't look too bad. But wasn't it called Xena

the Warrior Princess at one time? Oh, that's...

no. No? She rides up and down on a horse and

paint her face and says, you know fight for freedom.

I'm gonna cry She fights for freedom until she

cries, you know is there Can you make a song

out of just about everything you just like I

did like my whole childhood there for a second

It's like 15 different shows in one song Yeah,

all you had to do was slip in some Care Bears

and My Little Pony and it would have been absolutely

incredible. My little Xena, my little Xena. Jesus.

See? That ain't even right. That shouldn't even

be allowed. That's not right. That's not right.

What's wrong with you? That ain't right. Hey,

that boy riding the hood. Hey, bro, what are

you writing? I had one of your dumb comments

the other day, Paul. What? What? Not a dumb comment

from you. I had somebody say, one of my reviews,

did you get hit recently? And I went, you didn't

obviously watch the whole thing because I actually

say I got this figure for Easter. Duh. You don't

pay attention. It's like automatically you want

to make comments before you even watch the darn

thing. I had one. I had one the other day on,

um, my daughter's review of the McDonald's Fluttershy

figure, the My Little Pony one. Mind you, this

is a five -year -old girl doing the review, so

she got the name wrong. So I actually put an

annotation in there saying that, yeah, she got

the name wrong, it's actually Fluttershy, but

she's five, give her a break. And I had somebody

write the comment, you know, the name's wrong

and it's Fluttershy. Well, you can't fucking

read, can you? You know, the whole problem with,

um... with annotations is you can actually turn

them off and You know if you're if you're a viewer

you can you can set your settings where annotations

aren't on so Well, I also put it down in the

description that she had got oh, yeah, yeah,

yeah Description never gets read for for the

life of anything. That's that's just the way

it goes that nobody knows how to read That's

just I just ignored the comment Yeah, and I did

have somebody actually put first on one of my

videos. I was so tempted to put your block Honestly,

I mean, you know people like why do you get so

upset? I'm like because honestly as much work

and effort that I put in this by saying first

Just because I'm like that's that's disrespectful

to me because you're not even watching the video.

You're just Going there so you can be first now

you may you may end up watching the video afterwards,

but to me It's just you know a slap in my face

for the amount of work and effort that I put

into this stuff You know or the people that sit

there and you know a video is nine minutes long

and a minute into it They're like great video.

I'm like It's physically impossible for you to

have watched the entire thing in the amount of

time that it's actually been live so What exactly

about it is great? It just, I mean, it annoys

me, but it's so hard for me. I have to constantly

keep reminding myself that the majority of the

people that we deal with are kids. And that's,

unfortunately, something that, I don't know,

both of you guys as parents, make sure you teach

your children patience. Oh, I tried to. Yeah,

it's so I mean I know it's it's not I do I do

have a hard job with my son Danny because he

does suffer from the you know, you know autism

spectrum disease that kind of Yeah, that doesn't

even count though. You can't I know he has a

hard time reacting to a lot of things Sometimes

he reacts violently Paul has that same thing

like smashing stuff with hammers and You're trying

to set them on fire and I have done that in a

while I have not done that in a while. I'm probably

deeper dolls, you know. Oh, that's true that

just I did the other day and I found myself calling

something derpy and I was just like Yeah, see

what you do to me Paul actually said I didn't

even come up with that term that came from I

think that came from Ben He named he named skids

and mudflap herp and derp And that's where I

got Derpy from. Yeah, that's where I got Derpy

from. But it's just funny some of your catchphrases.

I catch myself saying certain things like throughout

my normal average day. Like my boss told me to

go do something and I didn't do it the way he

wanted me to just right. And I was like, kiss

my ass a what? And I walked away from him. I

was like, oh my god, Paul just jumped into my

head. And I said to my boss. At least you're

not going around saying, do you want me to do

it like so? That was am I supposed to push this

button button with Michael Keith in Oh God So

hard it's so hard for me. Oh, I stopped watching

him such a long time ago I've I haven't watched

something of his in a long time, but he actually

got I mean I've got for the longest time I've

been excited about that 89 Batman from hot toys

and He got a early early one from One of his

places that he plugs. I don't remember what it

is And he did a review of it like two months

before it was actually supposed to be released

So I was really kind of curious to see it So

I watched it and as I'm watching it he keeps

saying Michael Keith in and I'm like, you know

that that shouldn't even be a speech impediment.

That's just retardation Well, that's because

that moron is retarded Yeah Did you ever get

that figure Paul? Did you ever find it? Not yet.

Not yet, because it hasn't - Like the flea market

or whatever we're looking for? Yeah, I went to

the swap meet. They didn't have it. They said

it wasn't going to be cut. They're like, oh no,

we'll have more in like three weeks, which is

like around now. But I just looked at Big Bad

Toy Store and they all got them in stock, so

I'll probably get it at the end of the month.

I'm finally getting a first edition bulkhead,

but it's the Takara version. A lot of people

like that one more than the Hasbro one. I I don't

particularly like it because I don't like the

The the shiny paint on it. I don't think that

looks all that accurate this one's a gift to

me and I had to I had to find it myself, but

it's a gift to me and It was the cheapest one

I could find well beggars can't be choosers I

got it with free shipping so I can't really complain.

That's not bad and I've got The not Huffer and

not Seaspray coming to me in the next week or

so see those Those are from I gear aren't they

yeah, yeah, I got them directly from I gear.

Oh, that's smart And I'm so it's free shipping

and a lot cheaper so Huffer Huffer I have a problem

with Huffer. It does not look like you can really

do much with his arms and This is Huffer. You

should be able to sit there and like make him

like look like he's flexing or something and

you can't even get his arms up if i remember

right it's like like the articulation they just

move up and down at the shoulder they don't go

in and out or anything so i'm like ah but i like

the way they look and they just i think um i

think not too long ago they showed uh they're

working on gears which looks pretty good and

they have brawn and um uh Cosmos coming. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean they look good but I think

a lot of people are getting kind of annoyed with

them because they want the Iron -hiding ratchet

ones that they were they've been showing forever,

but haven't come out What the hell is this? Some

guy just did a review of something called nemesis

RC Who the fuck is this guy blur prime cool cool

bars 2008 Oh, I know this guy. I can't ever understand.

He's... I know this is gonna sound bad again,

but he's foreign. I don't know where he's from.

I don't know where he's from, but he's foreign,

and I can barely understand anything that he

says. I still have to put Bob Rivers' Foreigners

song into this episode now. He's ethnic. What's

the politically correct thing for me to say?

Non -white he's non -white. Yeah, he's not right

non -white. Oh, hey Kevin Are you going to the

the New Jersey comic -con? Yes, yes new Jersey

collectors con Yeah, I'm going is that what it's

actually called. Oh, yeah. Okay. I just saw the

CC and set thought comic -con I go I go to that

I've gone to every single one they've had so

It's a lot better than going to some of those

bigger conventions. All my friends are there.

We all hang out. We have a lot of laughs. I actually

dress up in my Doctor Who costume, which nobody

even realizes that's who I am. Except for Larry

Kenny. He knew who I was. Is there a time that

you go that you don't dress up as Doctor Who?

The first time I went, I didn't. You know what

I imagine? I imagine you at your job dressed

up like Doctor Who. I actually could. I just

I just I just see on here that What's it say

that the NJCC 2012 attack of the toys dealer

room is now sold out So they're gonna have a

pretty good dealer room there their dealer room

is always packed and because the tables are cheap

I'm friends with the guy who actually runs the

NJCC. He doesn't charge much You get a lot of

deals at the end JCC. I could I can go there

with a hundred dollars and walk away with a ton

of stuff Interesting do they have do they have

like a lot is it mostly transformers stuff or

is it? Mostly transformers and GI Joe I mean

you get some other stuff like you'll get some

master stuff You'll you'll get yes a few my little

ponies things like that some Star Wars and Star

Trek, but mostly it's transformers and GI Joe

somebody was selling the flag the last time I

was there. Oh jeez. How much is that going for?

I Think like five six hundred dollars. It was

in pieces and it wasn't complete. Oh That thing

is just massive. Yeah, it's you know, and the

thing that's crazy about it is it only looks

good from the very top I Mean like if you're

looking down on it kind of I mean, that's the

only position that that thing looks good in If

you look at it from the side you look at it from

the front. It just looks like I Don't even know

a giant cluster Flub Crap yeah, I'm still trying

to find Decent prices on the on the turtles some

turtle stuff well see speaking of the turtle

stuff now I actually cut it out of the video

but a couple weeks ago on April 1st The comic

book shop that I go to which is that's its actual

name the comic book shop over here in Wilmington

they They moved down the road to a bigger shop

So they had their grand opening on April 1st

and I recorded a video for them that day and

I'm walking around the store and I was just walking

around just moving the camera around showing

what was in the store. And of course they have

the technodrome so I actually looked up Looked

up the technodrome and said well there you go

Paul. I know you want that And I ended up cutting

it out of the video. Oh, thanks Well, no you

can still see it, but I cut out my voice saying

that How much was it how much was it going for

I don't know next time I'm in there I can ask

and was it was it complete I don't know it's

sitting there loose on a shelf But it's been

it's been in both the old shop in the new shop,

so it's been there for a while Hmm interesting

yeah, because that that along with the the the

blimp I would like to get the turtle blimp and

The party wagon and it's actually it's actually

hilarious. I saw I was watching this one on eBay

It had like five days left on the auction It

was at like $19 or something by the time that

it finished it ended up selling for like 130

bucks, and I'm like Wait a minute. This is the

25th anniversary reissue that came out a couple

years ago. Why is this one so worth so damn much?

Like I could probably find a vintage one that

wouldn't cost that much. It's retarded. Oh I

don't understand it They just hate us Yep us

collectors Bastards, it's a collector. We must

charge the maximum speaking of collectors Did

you ever, ever have any problems, Paul, with

the Transformers Collector Club debit card issue

thing? Oh yeah, oh yeah. You got hacked too?

Oh yeah, right when I was, that was when I had

found out that my sister was having seizures

and stuff and I was trying to go down there and

see her and I got shafted that time, like that

whole, I don't remember what it was, that like

Friday or something like that and they hacked

into a... Hacked into the account and I was like,

oh, that's nice So I had to call and cancel it

Had to make a big fuss out about trying to get

down to get money out of the damn thing So I

could go see her. It was just a giant cluster

Well, the reason I asked one of my friends got

hacked last month too, and he said he got Huh?

Pay no attention to what he said pay attention

to me Yeah from the transformer club he got he

got hacked from the his debit card Got hacked

and he had unwanted payments for porn sites in

Europe. Oh nice. Yeah Somebody was using his

debit card and hacked him and We're looking at

porn sites in Europe and he finally got his money

back. So it wasn't too bad, but it's just Yeah,

you know, I mean everybody's freaking out and

everybody's you know making a big deal out of

it and people were people were Saying that I

was being insensitive and I was an asshole and

that I mean when aren't they usually are? Yeah,

yeah this this isn't this isn't you know earth

-shattering information, but you know I mean

I was like you know It's an inconvenience for

everybody, but in this day and age You don't

ever you don't really ever lose your money for

for fraudulent stuff. I mean you reported a stolen

It's an inconvenience because now you got to

wait for another card, but I mean You know so

this one guy's like I almost lost my house because

I couldn't make my my house payment I'm like

you almost lost your house. How how fucking late

were you if that's the case? I mean most banks

and stuff. They're not gonna take away your house

because you're late on one payment I mean you

got to be delinquent for a while, and you have

to have screwed up a whole heck of a lot Before

they start doing all that kind of stuff, so I'm

like even if that were the case Why couldn't

you go down? Take money out of, you know, your

bank account, or whatever, and get a cashier

check or something like that, just because they're

like, oh, well, I can't do that, because they

won't accept that stuff. They just accept credit

card payments. I'm like, well, who the fuck are

you mortgaging your house through? Like, Don

Vito's house of crap? I don't know, you know,

but I mean it's you're watching Bam Margera again,

haven't you? Unfortunately, yeah You know, I'm

like seriously what why is I mean I can understand

it's inconvenient. I mean, it sucks I had it

happen to me, but you may do that's that's why

if like all this Like if that, you know, why

you yell we'd be screwed you yell and scream

Well, yeah, well my friend who was who's the

lawyer that we were talking about last week Hit

him as well for 500 bucks. Oh, wow. Yeah, and

He pretty much went off on somebody at Fumbub

big time I believe it so and we when we had our

last meetup He was telling us all about it and

he's like, you know the he was just like the

people at work There are idiots and this and

that I was like, whoa Don't piss him off Hey,

hey, that's racist sir. We don't talk like that.

You're on this on the team bottom Friday hour

Okay, I'm sorry. I take it back. Yeah. Yeah,

you call them foreigners. Yeah They're they're

they're not they're non whites Foreigners is

completely acceptable. Towelheads is not. Welcome

to the very last episode of the Team Bottomless

Variety Hour, everyone. Here's a true story,

OK? I mean, I grew up in the Midwest. I grew

up in Michigan. And there's a fair amount of

racist people. You had that everywhere you go.

I unfortunately had an uncle that He was always

a crazy uncle I mean everybody's got a crazy

uncle but he was the crazy uncle that you actually

kind of like being around because he was kind

of funny and you know, I mean every now and then

he would just say something completely off the

wall and I Don't know this. Oh, this is bad.

Um this one time we're sitting there and Like

we were over at their house and some you know

something we were talking about something and

it's like yeah Well, the kids they're not going

to school tomorrow because it's Martin Luther

darkie day I'm like what he's like, yeah, you

know them darkies. They have the Martin Luther

darkie day. I'm like, oh my god uncle Ed I mean,

it's Just ridiculous. So if they're not white

according to him They're darkies. Yeah. My mother

did something like that once. Or do not support

Uncle Ed. No, yeah, don't. I mean, very bad people.

Don't don't don't. We were going through through

Baltimore once and it wasn't the greatest neighborhood.

And my mother's drive and she just goes, I don't

like this neighborhood. And I go to her. Why?

It's too dark. I'm like. I'm like, why are you

saying this? I was like 14. I'm like, why are

you saying this? That's just not right. She would

have called them darkies too. She could have

said colorful. How are they colorful when they're

one color? That was bad. Yeah, that was bad.

Let's jump onto something else before this goes

any further and people, you know... threatened

to kill us. Yeah, because not only is Op the

Bottom is an asshole and he's selfish, he's now

racist. Well, you know what, honestly, and I

don't know why, but I remember my grandmother

saying the N -word every time she saw Garth Brooks

on TV. I don't know why. Brooks? Garth Brooks,

yes. The country singer. What? I don't know.

Garth Brooks. He's white. I know that. I'm not

that retarded. I mean, I know who Garth Brooks

is, but I mean... I don't know why she ever said

it, but I don't know. You need to have a talk

with her. Well, that would be kind of hard considering

it is 11 p .m. on April 13th, 2012, and it is

five years since she passed away, you dumbass.

How would I know that? I posted it on Facebook

this morning. Apparently you don't even pay attention

to my fucking Facebook. I posted on Facebook

and Twitter. You say I don't pay attention to

the shit that you post. That your grandma's dead?

Yeah, today's the five -year anniversary since

she passed away. I'm sorry. You insensitive bastard.

I don't even... I'm flipping through here. You

know how much crap I have on here? That's not

that dude How hard is it to go to the Facebook

thing at the very fucking top? It says search

enter Mike I'm sure one of my you know, I'm sure

I am like one of the first people that pops up

You can enter the rest of my fucking name and

you can go to my fucking profile and it's like

I'm looking I'm looking for it now. I see you

watching a bunch of crap Damn link hold on you

I don't care here shut the hell up. God damn

it. Why do you think I? Just fuckin' look at

the fuckin' link. Wow. Jesus Christ. This content

is currently unavailable. Cause she's dead! Cause

she's dead! She's unavailable! And we've reached

the do -low. Off the bar this is an asshole,

he's selfish, he's racist, and he's insensitive.

This is the kind of stuff that you know, like

oh Bob don't tweet that too late. They're darkies

Sure I'm making it I'm making that is the shirt

gonna be all black Like shiny black letters on

top of black, you know what you do, you know

what you need to do You just need to have two

little white eyes Smile for me so I can see you.

Thanks. Well, yeah, just white eyes and then

the teeth showing dark Hey, I don't know if any

ice might get this reference or not, but we have

a darkie that works at my work Brother he's really

cool though. He's he's awesome. I and just everybody

knows I'm joking. I'm not racist at all My nephew

is actually half white half black Anyway, um.

Which half? The bottom. From the Waste Hunting

Splash. You know what, we can put Howard Stern

out of business with this episode, I pretty much

can. Speaking of Howard Stern, how is NBC going

to curb his mouth? Quiet down, quiet down, quiet

down. Bob was telling a story, ass fucker. It

wasn't important. No. Go ahead, Bob. Obviously

a good story if you're talking about darkies.

Anyway, uh, his name's Breeze. I go up to him

earlier today, and I asked him if he was brown

all over. Do you call him token? He is the token

black guy, because he's the only one that works

there. I was rubbing his shoulders the other

day. I came up from behind him and started rubbing

his shoulders, and he's like, man, you're going

to get it one of these days. I'm like, right

here. Oh, sorry. Yeah, it was pretty funny. I

just heard something transform in the background.

That was my phone, because somebody probably

tweeted. Nickel -sized hail being reported. Blah,

blah, blah, just storms. You can tell your stupid

story now. Or not Bob, Mike. But did you get

the reference though? Are you brown all over?

No, I didn't get it. You ever see the movie The

Toy? No. Richard Piers? That's an old one. No.

Never mind. Fail. Fail fail story young people

in the show don't know good movies. That's that's

what it is youngins youngies Hey, hey, hey Mike

what what are you bitching about with Howard

Stern? Oh, no all as I was saying was I just

don't like I know he's mellowed out over the

years But from what he started out as and what

his fame got him as the shock jock. I just don't

know how NBC is going to curb I mean sure, you

know, they have you know the bleep and everything

else But I mean Howard is you know bleepity bleep

bleep bleep every I've never seen this show.

Is it live? America's Got Talent. I'm not Sure,

if it's - If it's not live, then it's not a big

deal. Unless they're probably giving him - They're

probably giving him millions and gajolions of

dollars, and I bet that would make the bleep

bleeps go away. Yeah, they're like, hey Howard,

we'll pay you 7 .4 trillion dollars, but you

can't say the f -word. Okay. Yeah. Well, I mean,

no one - Alright, well no one really says - Yes

word on network TV, but like I I watched the

voice on NBC and they'll they'll say stuff like

You know damn or you know they'll say stuff like

that, but you know and they'll still believe

it, but I don't know I just when I saw that advertisement

that he was gonna be The new judge on America's

Got Talent I was like Oh, wow. As controversial

as he is, he has actually a really good judge

of talent. Oh, yes. That might be a good addition

to have to a show such as that. I mean, I've

been a Howard Stern fan ever since I was a kid.

And I mean, for the longest time when I was when

I was traveling the country, doing sales and

all that crap, it was it was the nights were

not the nights, but the what was it at the time?

It wasn't Sirius XM. It was just Sirius. Sirius

and XM Satellite Radio. They were two different

companies. And Howard was on the flag. He was

the flagship thing for Sirius. And I would listen

to his show. And it was funny because he could

swear he could do all that stuff. And yeah, he

did, you know, off the wall stunts and everything.

Like have girls come in and have orgasms on weird

machines and stuff. He would do that stuff live

when he couldn't do that on normal radio. But...

You know, in terms of his, like, vocabulary,

it was really even toned down on uncensored satellite

radio. So, I don't know, and I just think that

that's from the years and years of him being

on regular terrestrial radio where he wasn't

able to say that kind of stuff. He just trained

himself not to say that kind of stuff. So, I

think on TV he'd be okay, especially if it's

taped. Yeah, and even there are there are there

is a lot of show portion of the competition so

What like to like very and so okay like the result

and stuff It's kind of like um it's kind of when

American Idol goes live with like the final seven

or the final eight You know whatever that whatever

the end of like the like the live finale shows

that they do it's kind of like that So I mean

it'll be fine because even on live television.

There's like a ten second Yeah, you were you

know you can bleep something out. So yeah It's

actually gotten well, you know nipple gate actually

got that increase I think it's like a 15 second

delay on live shows now because of Janet Jackson's

boobs is the Super Bowl. Yeah. Well, you know,

I've seen worse things on Super Bowls than just

her boobs so I just can't believe I don't rate

I think I've seen maybe one episode of America's

Got Talent and that was the episode where David

Hasselhoff left and he sang his new single But

I just like the the three hosts that they've

had they've had Regis Philbin for season one

Jerry Springer for seasons two and three and

they've had Nick Cannon husband of Mariah Carey

from season four to now Well, I mean bringing

in Howard Stern brings in the whole Simon Cowell

effect Yeah, so people people are gonna tune

in because they want I I don't know but I'd be

willing to venture a guest that says that their

show is low in the rating pool and Bringing in

Howard Stern will probably bring in a boost to

their ratings just because people are going to

want to see how's Howard gonna be able to do

this and Like you said, you know keep things

a little bit more PG 13 ish It could be it could

be interesting It could be interesting I used

to listen to him when he actually was on on regular

broadcast radio. Oh, yeah, I used to also I mean,

I remember listening to him back in his days

when he worked for all Well, no, it wasn't k

-rock back in I mean this was even even further

back this Wow When he was in Detroit, he was

on a station that was called uh, it's now called

like um W -4, it's actually a country radio station.

It was like, W -W -W -W. It wasn't a country

station and then, and they actually touched on

this in the Howard Stern movie. that, uh, it

was, I mean, I was young, that was a long time.

That was NBC. It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't

NBC, the, no, it was, because I remember in the

movie, it was like WNBC. No, that was, that was

after. No, he went to NBC after that. I know,

I know what part Paul's talking about. No, it

was, it was W4, and then, or it was WWW, and

then it got sold to a country station, and it

became W4 Country, and they're like, you know,

sorry, Howard, but, you know, we're going in

a completely different direction, and he pretty

much... She's like well fine fuck you and that

then the whole WNBC thing What the hell? My phone

is cursing me. Oh Bob just you tiny baggage.

Oh Bob that ain't right That ain't right Bob

Oh Yeah, I can't stop looking at that's a wonderful

looking ass Bob, you're a sick pervert. Well,

the other two of us here are just completely

clueless as to what the hell Bob has done. Bob's

being perverted. He's sending me dirty text messages.

Is that a picture of what about Bob? Yes. Don't

hassle me, I'm local. Bob, are you here? He's

taking a dump, apparently. I'm here. I'm here,

I'm here. Oh, okay. I'm here. Stop sending me...

Brony porn. You'd like it. Speaking of which...

In the background. Speaking of which, My Little

Pony is now... Friendship is Magic is now instant

streaming on Netflix for the first season. Yeah,

so is... So is Transformers Prime and G .I. Joe

Renegades. Yeah, and that's actually really cool.

And furthering that, the... The Hubs signed a

big deal with Netflix that later this year they're

going to be having... Do you want Beast Wars?

Do you want Beast Wars? I think that's it. I

think that's all they need to have. Anything

else would probably make my eyes bleed. Oh, so

you're saying animated makes your eyes bleed?

No, animated would be good. Animated would be

good, but I was referring to like, uh... The

Unicron trilogy, yeah. You know, and actually

I really would like them to put... the uh animated

out there again because i would love to actually

get to see that again because i haven't seen

that since it went off the air and i'd like to

go back and revisit it because i i never got

the dvds for it because i was waiting for like

a a complete set like a you know whole series

set to come out and because they never released

season three i was like well fuck i don't want

to get one and two and then be screwed yeah they

do that ass backwards though they released Transformers

animated transform and roll out the movie as

one single disc DVD And then they released season

1 which starts with home is where the spark is

and goes to the end of the season Then they release

season 2 so you actually would have had to have

bought four DVDs if they had released season

3 Yeah, see and I I'm just I'm just hopeful that

they just at some point in time like shout factor

or something like that Probably shop factory.

It's yeah thing where they can just release the

entire Set and it doesn't take 20 years to do

it It depends on I mean I know Hasbro holds the

rights, but it depends on if Cartoon Network

has any rights to it still My guess would be

that while Hasbro owns the rights Distribution

purposes are held by Cartoon Network because

they distribute it on their network So my guess

is they have the distribution rights which means

when it comes to making DVDs and things of that

nature You got to go through them to be able

to distribute distribute them Which basically

means they're gonna say fuck you because has

our cartoon networks not too thrilled about Hasbro

making their own network That's what I've heard

I mean well I would rather I'm glad that has

room went out and made their own network and

went by their own rules because We've already

been confirmed for three seasons of prime and

I know that If Transformers Prime was on Cartoon

Network, it would have gotten shuffled to a Friday

night slot, and no one would have fucking watched

it, no matter how good it was. But just because

it was on Cartoon Network, I know Cartoon Network

would not do any advertising for it whatsoever.

Just like now. They never... When Thundercats

came back, I said this last week, they never

advertised that it was coming back. They don't

have Thundercats clips in any of their action

stuff anymore. This week alone, I've seen all

week so far at this point, I've seen maybe 50

to 100 Adventure Time commercials in about...

forty to seventy regular show commercials nothing

about undercats or or dc nation greenland and

young young just any that kind of stuff it's

like they hate action cartoons if it's not a

stupid fucking bluebird and a fucking squirrel

and this other ship that is adventure time they

don't care about it seniors well i mean i i agree

with you but You have to put yourself in the

mind of executives over there that cartoons are

for kids and what sells better in terms of a

cartoon are the ones that are Spongebob and goofy

and directed towards younger kids. Not ones that

have complicated stories that you have to follow

like Thundercats or Green Lantern or Transformers

or anything like that. Well, you know, as kids

growing up in the 80s, at least for me, you know,

some of those G1 Transformers episodes were complicated,

you know, watching them as a kid, so I mean...

I don't remember, I remember watching them, but

if you were to ask me when I was a kid what I

just watched, I would not be able to tell you.

Yeah, and kids can't, you know, kids today are

the same way. Exactly, which is why they don't

care about cartoons that, you know, we as adults

appreciate watching. Then that's why I mean I

I mean even even like say Ninja Turtles who I

mean that was a little bit later and I I could

remember it more But I still couldn't tell you

what the fuck was going on like the first five

episodes of Ninja Turtles I watched those things

about a million different times. I still couldn't

tell you what the fuck they were doing in them

It's insane Kids are stupid. That's just the

way it is and they've gotten more and more stupid

We just we recorded and we're about to release

some our mask podcast masked mayhem and The one

thing that really made me mad about it is the

kid that's in that Scott tracker little kid,

you know I was always taught, you know, if you're

in your parents car or whatever else, you don't

touch the gear shift, you don't touch the steering

wheel. Kid gets in the fucking switch blade,

knows how to find the radio to contact mass,

to tell them where venom is. And then instead

of just jumping out of the parked helicopter,

he says, Ooh, I'd love to fly this thing. Grabs

the fucking yoke and starts whirling the damn

thing around, stops it, jumps out. The damn thing

nearly crashes. He ends up on the floor or on

on the ground you know barely hurt essentially

walks away from a fucking mini helicopter crash

I'm like oh my god and then later in the episode

Matt trackers like I don't know whether to hug

you or spank you oh my god you gotta be fucking

kidding me I well it's because again kids are

watching it kids associate or they they draw

connections with the kids in franchises and things

of that nature and I guess it teaches kids that

That age you're allowed to drive I Guess Yeah,

go ahead kids. Oh, well, yeah, the new Thundercats

is on tomorrow, too, isn't it? Yeah, and it's

still being listed as season one. So we have

26 episodes here of season one, you know And

they have they have them actually I mean I'm

looking at Wikipedia and I don't know how accurate

this is But they have this going all the way

up to May 12th And then the other ones episode

22 through 26 does not have a Original air date

with it. So maybe they're gonna go on another

hiatus Who knows see this and again, that's the

problem with Cartoon Network is that they'll

do a lot of these hiatus like I Understand why

networks like USA and TNT have ish like USA has

a show like we still have USA that channel USA

Network hell yeah, that's right. I haven't watched

that since like I was young and it was USA up

all night, and they would show like Sadly sadly

USA up all night is not been on like hosted by

like a chick with big Like big fake boobs or

something, and it was like a Lyra a couple of

times, but yeah Oh, it wasn't I'm not thinking

about Elvira. I'm thinking of like a blonde like

a platinum bleach blonde Yeah, I remember her

I can't remember her name, but I remember and

I remember like that that was that was the very

first time that I saw the Toxic Avengers On that

that was that was the first time I saw that and

I'm like whoa That was the first time that I

saw swamp thing the original live action swamp

thing i mean if it was a b movie it was on usa

up all night well and then gilbert godfrey godfrey

was on the sci -fi channel is for now is for

b c and d movies yeah movies they make themselves

suck yeah right Like, okay, the thing with Thundercats

and its hiatus is it's so weird. I don't know

if it's because they needed to animate more episodes,

but I see why networks like USA and TNT and TBS

have shows. Like, USA has a show called White

Collar. They will do a fall, like a summer premiere

and a winter premiere. And that's to hit the

ratings type of thing. Whereas Cartoon Network

will just make six episodes, air six episodes.

And then that's it for four months. And, you

know, whatever. That's the way it used to be.

I mean, I remember, like, one show that I, like,

religiously watched growing up was Star Trek

The Next Generation. And you would have a huge,

you know, like, run of episodes. They never took

hiatuses. It was, I mean, except in between seasons.

And, you know, you'd be off for, you know, three,

four months or something like that. And then

they would have this big return. That's what

I remember. I don't remember all these. other

things where, you know, I mean, what is it? Thundercats

has already had like two hiatuses in the first

season. Yep. I mean, I mean, even even Prime

had a couple of hiatuses, but they weren't as

long as what Thundercats went through. You know,

I'm I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I mean, we are getting, you know, nearly You

know at least through episode 11 straight through

of season 2 of transformers prime no breaks at

this point I'm just waiting for that other shoe

to drop and then to say up. It's time to take

a break For a couple weeks. I don't think they're

gonna do that. Hopefully, but you know everything

I want the shit to come on iTunes already. It

probably won't You know, that's the other thing.

It probably won't because regardless of what

network it is, what I've noticed about cartoons

on iTunes is they'll give one season pass for

the first season and they'll never do another

one after that because Scooby -Doo Mystery Incorporated

has had like two or three seasons at this point.

Only season one is in iTunes. Yeah, but like

South Park gets them every single year. That's

because it's South Park and they... Well, I can't

speak ill of the dead they I was gonna say they

Do something to Steve Jobs, but anyway, no they

they bribed Phil Schiller to get the shit in

iTunes maybe that doesn't make any sense because

The guys who make South Park they always put

the episodes right up on their own website. Anyway,

you can watch them for free there. Yeah That's

true South Park studios comm you go there. You

can watch every episode Yeah, you know the thing

watching them on my computer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Your computer into an HDTV monitor. That's all

yeah, that's but my computer is all the way upstairs

You lazy bastard lazy lazy has nothing to do

with it. I would have to get like a hundred foot

long HDMI cord Shut the fuck up At this point,

I wait for anything to come to Netflix before

I really dive into it as far as TV shows. That

show Revenge that's on ABC that everyone's saying

is so good and my buddy that watches it says,

you can't start from episode eight. You have

to watch it from the beginning, which it's specifically

true to that show because there are a specific

series of events that happen in that show. You

know stuff like that. I'll wait till it comes

to DVD or comes to Netflix We're kind of going

through that right now where we're waiting Vern

is reading I don't actually know what it is.

It's like something like King of thorns or Game

of Thrones Game of Thrones. Yeah King of thorns

The King of Thorns. And somehow out of that,

you managed to actually know what the hell I

was talking about. It's like an HBO series or

something like that? Yep. Okay. She's reading

all the books because everybody's saying that

the series is really good and really kind of

true to the books. And so, Vern wanted to read

the books first and then I guess after that we're

gonna go through and we're gonna watch the series.

So, I don't know. You know I love Netflix for

what they have and it's just the funny thing

when Netflix is is that I'll see that they've

added new stuff and it's they've you know gotten

rights to new stuff even though it might be like

an old movie or whatever else I'll add it to

my instinct you but I will hardly ever go back

and watch I have like 250 things in my instinct

you I'm currently going through I'm I just started

season 3 of 24 I'm going through a 24 watch through

I was watching episodes of Reboot for our podcast

episode on Reboot. That's a good show. It's a

good show, but I just couldn't get into it. I

don't know, it just wasn't. I kept seeing Tron

references everywhere in that show. Well, yeah.

Duh. I mean, that's kind of what it's all about,

TARD. Shut up. Well, you're telling me to shut

up. Shut up! I kept getting Tron references from

watching Reboot. Just kinda like, I was kinda

sorta getting Dinosaur references while I was

watching Jurassic Park. I didn't like it very

much. Sorry. I swear to God one of these days

I'm gonna fly off the handle I'm gonna fly out

there and I'm gonna fucking kill you. You're

not gonna do jack shit You're gonna sit there

and you're gonna take it like a little bitch.

He's gonna say that now watch tomorrow morning

He'll wake up be like what the fuck are you doing

here bang? I think I scared my wife. Yes. Hi,

sweetie. Redwings won. Whoo! Series is tied.

Alright, now what are you doing? I'm podcasting.

Did you eat? Yes, it did. There's pizza downstairs

for you. Love you. Yeah. See, that's how I roll.

So anyway. Yeah. Mike, did you read that article

I sent you the other day about auto assembly?

Uh -oh. Oh, God. Yes. About the comic book? Yeah.

Hasbro won't give any reason for why they they

put the kibosh on that one Nobody nobody knows

why they did that This okay outs as long as Hasbro

doesn't mess with the hub and as long as they

don't mess with my Transformers Prime at this

point I don't give a shit about anything else

that Hasbro does you know the other day poor

Bob on his birthday I'm like yeah, I really don't

give a shit about that, but he was he was asking

me about Did you hear about that? A third -party

vendor is going to sell their stuff in the hotel

lobby at BotCon and I was like, I just don't

care about third -party stuff. And I wasn't trying

to be mean to Bob. It's just, I hate. For the

longest time, I mean, I'll totally back Mike

up on this. I mean, for the longest time, he's

bitched about certain reviewers, who for the

longest time would just review third -party stuff

and just... He was like I'm sick of this, you

know, I want Hasbro blah blah blah blah blah

And I don't really give a crap what Mike says,

but I mean he's really adamant about being sick

and tired of third party I'm you know, and I

said to Bob on Twitter I was like, you know,

if I'm a little if the third party company that

might be doing this Is if they do this and they

get arrested that's their own dumb fucking fault

first of all if Hasbro Decrees something at their

convention that they don't want done you don't

fucking do it second of all it's a hotel on top

of that and That's essentially solicitation.

You're not supposed to be soliciting stuff at

hotels Whether they be plastic crack or other

cracks in other rooms You know, I mean, you just

don't do that kind of stuff, and it's like, oh

my god. Like, I love, you know, how some of the

third -party stuff looks, but I just hate hearing

about third -party stuff, because it's like...

I don't know, it just... Let me ask you, why

are you so... hateful towards third -party stuff?

Because... it's... Not official product Okay,

but but it's so, you know, they'll they'll and

they'll find a way around the comfort law like

like not kickback or You know not shrapnel or

you know You know war bot defender who looks

exactly You're absolutely right. You're absolutely

right, but now I mean sticking out about sticker

on on one war bot. It's Springer Why but why

don't you why don't you like them? I? Just don't

like I love I love the model kits like like city

commander and shadow commander I love that kind

of stuff because it is enhancing an already Produced

Hasbro figure. I don't mind that kind of stuff,

but it's it one could say that these figures

that are individually created are enhancing one's

collection I Guess I mean I I'm just playing

devil's advocate with you. I mean, I know I'm

curious to know why because well, you know, like

for example I gear I have a huge problem with

what they did with like the faith leader, which

is they took mp01 and Identically copied it and

just shrunk it down in my mind. That's just an

undersized knockoff That's all it really is to

me, but anything that's self -made You know and

I mean regardless if it resembles something else

or not You know, you know, you know the not insecticons

and the not Constructicons and all you know all

this stuff, you know, I Personally, I mean I

can see where Hasbro would have a problem with

it completely But as a - as a Transformer fan,

I'm happy to see that because, yeah, Hasbro isn't

making those for us for whatever reason. I mean,

it gives us a way to actually get those kind

of characters. I mean, we don't have a Springer

toy. Well, you - you have a few of them, but

they're not exactly the best Springer toys in

the world. You have - you have Springer toys

that are like repaints of other Transformers

that aren't triple changers. The only one that

I really really really liked was Perfect Effects

Reflector. I thought that was pretty cool as

far as like an actual like little minifigure

thing but I don't know I think it's one of those

things where like after Darker the Moon kind

of died down. everything was third party news

on TFW. It was like third party this, third party

that. And if something is thrown at me like that

all the fucking time, I just tend to go the other

fucking way and I just tend to hate it. Same

thing with with movies. I can't stand Lord of

the Rings movies I can't stand the Harry Potter

movies because the hold on hold on. It's not

it's hold on shut up It's not because of what

the movies are It's because of the fame and of

the hype that everyone puts into them. That's

what I don't like about it Yeah, but some things

like the Lord of the Ring movies deserve the

fame and hype Just saying I agree Think I Lord

of the Rings are probably up there. It's it's

very hard for me to sit down and like pick my

top five Movies of all time, but Lord of the

Rings definitely are would be in the running

and I'm super stoked for the Hobbit I Agree with

Randall the only return of the there was no return

of the king. It is return of the Jedi damn it

So return of the return of the king was around

far longer Before than the return of the Jedi,

but whatever I digress So the yellow thunder

the yellow Voltron guys coming out Mike Yeah,

the yellow lion. I just don't give us some time

for pixel Dan to review him Don't even I don't

even know if he's put it up yet. He's probably

he's probably got it He already got thunder punch

he man and and and not not granny Mira Drago

man. Oh the great girl man When I if I got him,

I would call him Drano, man So Bob, what do you

want to talk about tonight? Hey Bob, I'm just

going with the flow You know Bob Gilmer Ladies

and gentlemen, you said hobbit. I was just waiting

for the song to hit I will not be in this fucking

podcast It will not be on this fucking podcast

the hobbit hobbits the Isingard For ten hours

straight probably Oh, yeah, that's that's what

that's the video that I keep pulling up every

time that I do that Oh, yeah, cuz it's the easiest

one. It's the top one when you search for it.

So I just click on that I've often thought about

because my phone goes off so damn often with

people text messaging me or Twitter or whatever

I've often thought about like making a ringtone

out of that so I could drive my wife crazy Then

I figured you guys would probably miss me because

I would be Like drawn it ordered Yes All right,

so we need there's something that that Kevin

and I need to talk about We need to we need to

discuss this we needed to discuss because tomorrow

Will mark the 100 year anniversary? Disclaimer

out there because this episode won't be up until

the 16th. So two days ago Tomorrow the 14th tomorrow

the 14th at well at technically what is it 1148

1140 p .m. There you go RMS Titanic will have

struck Don't ruin it for people that didn't see

the movie. They don't might not know how it ends.

Oh my god, Bob 1997 I actually saw this. My friend

Megatron on Twitter, he actually posted that

there was a whole bunch of people that were going

around. They're like, oh my god, I didn't actually

know the Titanic. That was actually a real ship.

I just thought that was a stupid movie in the

90s. They literally did not know, but whatever.

It shows you the education system nowadays. Yeah,

they don't teach them in school. That is the

first and the last time I ever went to a three

-hour movie for a girl. That wasn't a three hour

movie, was it? Yes it is! Oh yeah, it's way...

God, I haven't seen... Three hours, 18 minutes,

yes it is! I have not seen that in so long. I

mean, I don't even own the DVD for it, I own...

I have the VHS of it, and it's two VHS tapes.

Yeah, I have the VHS collection that actually

comes with a, um, like in a fancy box, uh, like

a fancy blue box, and inside of it, it has the

two... you know the kiss hat tapes it also has

like a little uh a booklet a titanic booklet

with like photos from the movie and it comes

with a little film strip from from the movie

as well which you know is probably not a real

film stripper i've got the three disc dvd set

see i i never wanted to get the dvd um because

something always told me that they would have

some kind of huge collector set at some point

in time and it is now taking this long but with

the movie being re -released in 3d Am fairly

certain that we're finally going to get a gigantic

collector edition blu -ray version that I will

buy so That's not the only Titanic movie I have

in my collection I believe well, I mean and we

should be more specific that you know, that's

obviously a What would you call that a historical

fiction I suppose it's It was probably the closest

other than the main characters in the film. It

was probably the closest to what actually happened

that night I completely agree. I mean, then it's

the I mean the whole love story thing. I could

care less about it I am intrigued watching the

whole everything, you know all the drama of everything

else that surrounds the event itself But you

and you and I were talking last night and you

had seen that I think it's the the official Titanic

RMS Titanic Incorporated, the current owners

of the wreck itself. In order to lay claim to

a wreck, this is basic maritime law, in order

to lay claim to that wreck, you have to salvage

at least one item to that wreck. Now, when he

first found it in 1985 and he was dragging his

two remote robots underneath the water, one of

them did bump into the hull of the bow and one

of the wires from the funnels that had fallen

got caught About a two foot section came up with

the robot when they came up if he had kept that

two foot section Nobody would have been able

to touch that wreck ever but he threw it back

in the water and because of that in 1987 the

French were able to go down and start salvaging

Many artifacts and they were working with George

Tullock who started RMS Titanic incorporated

a few years later and because you know He paid

to have these artifacts brought up. He became

the owner of the wreck He has since passed away

and his company still owns the rights of the

wreck. Gotcha. Okay, so you had seen a commercial

from from this company So you know act out the

100 year anniversary of the tragedy in the pacific

blah blah or whatever pacific the atlantic pacific

whatever uh the rms titanic sinks own a piece

of history now for 1995 You can own a pea -sized

chunk of coal from the titanic wreck site Inside

a necklace inside a heart -shaped necklace that

looks almost like that stupid necklace from from

Cameron's movie. Yes, only on the inside of it.

It has like waves and then it's got a piece of

coal and I'm looking at this and I'm like This

disgusts me. It just disgusts me to no end that

they would do that and you and I hit kind of

before we got a little bit derailed by some other

moron who I don't understand why he came in there,

but You and I were discussing the the moral.

I don't want to say moral But I guess that could

work. But the moral ramifications about somebody

specifically buying... Because, you know, I mean,

in terms of, you know, obviously the only thing

that is legally allowed to be sold from the wreckage

are the pieces of coal. You can't buy, you know,

a brush or you can't buy a mirror or a plate

or something like that. That's all... Historical

that's all in museums things like that You know

is legally allowed to be sold from that is is

the chunks of coal because now it's mundane Right

exactly, and it's you know kind of generic in

Who knows there's no proof that it even came

from the Titanic other than there say so what

yeah exactly and I mean It's one of those things

where it's like yeah. Yeah, it's it's you know

coal from the Titanic, but Mean it could very

potentially be something else you never know

but yeah, like you said now I I for the longest

time I do like having Certain What how do you

how do I say it you know things that you know

intrigue me things like that, you know, I like

having Off -the -wall things. I mean when I come

when people come here to my you know room or

whatever and I show them around You know, obviously

there's certain transformers that I show them

but something else that I show them is I actually

have a Exact it's a these are replicas But it's

an exact replica of the Henry Jones diary from

the Last Crusade of Indiana Jones You flip through

it and it's it's absolutely detailed like you

wouldn't believe every single thing is in that

it's taken directly from the actual diary That

was used as a prop And so I mean I have one of

those it's really kind of cool, and I like showing

people because it's you know like oh wow that's

kind of weird and you know I have a little replica

of the actual holy grail and all this stupid

stuff, so I I've always would have loved to have

a little piece of that one thing that actually

kind of I mean I was looking at it last night

one thing that actually kind of puts me off is

For a chunk that's you know maybe as big as a

nickel if you're lucky You know these things

run for like 40 50 60 dollars, and I'm like That's

just I just can't do that Now you can't do it

for one other reason I I won't do it because

It's you know I made a point today to somebody

because I was telling some people at work about

it and I said to them if I were to come up to

you with a this really lovely necklace Embedded

in this necklace was a small piece of wire that

had a little bit of charring on it and I told

you it was a piece of history and You could own

it for such and such a price and you asked me

about the wire And so that wire came from the

space shuttle Challenger and I said to him would

you buy it? Because the Challenger is more it's

closer to our own time So it resonates more with

people nowadays than the Titanic does but it's

the same thing You wouldn't buy a piece of the

Challenger because you know what happened you

live through it Why would you buy something from

that shipwreck? And then I also argued Why are

people selling coal from the Titanic, but you're

not getting coal from the Lusitania You're not

getting coal from the Empress of Ireland These

are wrecks that happened within four years of

the Titanic going down there there there wrecks

from the same time period Also both with huge

losses of life In terms of in terms of your last

one I would combat that that by saying that Even

even before the James Cameron movie there was

always a romanticism You know and you know a

sensationalism that was surrounding The the wreck

of the Titanic. I mean even even before it became

You know popular to to be aware of it. I mean,

there was always an intrigue going on with that.

They consider it an end of an era. I actually

touch on this briefly in my article where it

was the Edwardian era. That's what they called

it. And yeah, during that time, you had these

mega rich people and you had a lot of poor people

and a lot of poor people were shunned. They were

just tossed away. Nobody cared about them. And

Everybody had this huge faith in technology technology

to solve everything That faith was shattered

the night the Titanic went down and they considered

that the end of the Edwardian area because Two

years later the world was plunged into war right

and nothing was the same after that It's very

true You can actually trace the end of the Edwardian

era to the sinking of the Titanic because every

everybody's conception about You know ships and

technology you gotta understand ships back in

that time You had whole magazines and newspapers

that were just dedicated to them They were the

celebrities of the day because it was the only

way anybody can get across any of the oceans

of the world Right, and they were looked at what

happened if a ship got into a minor wreck. It

was front -page news. Oh, absolutely The sinking

of the Titanic was the very first time that a

news story went worldwide overnight. It had never

happened before. I think you just answered your

own question then about why the Titanic gets

so much... why people are so intrigued with buying

pieces of the Titanic and not so much with the

Lusitania. Well, it also goes back to the Titanic

only lasted four days at sea. That to everybody

it's like well Here it is. She was the largest

ship of her time though. She was only slightly

larger than her sister And here it is she only

lasts four days right and And you know if you

look at it nowadays the technology that we have

that let us study the wreck We now know that

the actual damage that sank that ship was no

more than then you know the square footage of

a modern Refrigerator is about 12 square feet

Yeah. Minus fuel. Back then, they thought that

the ship was ripped open for 300 feet in this

huge gash. The reality is, if there was a gash

that big, they would have never gotten off a

wireless distress call. That ship would have

been under the water within less than 10 minutes.

One of my... And Bob may, I'm gonna try to bring

Bob into this because I feel those poor guys

are falling asleep. But one of my favorite scenes

from a movie was Ghostbusters 2 when the Titanic

finally arrives in New York and you see a big

gaping hole the size of the entire side of the

ship just ripped open and you see people just

streaming out of it, like, you know. They're

just getting off. But like you said, in reality,

it's a very small thing. I mean, you said that

you said it's a refrigerator. I was thinking

a door, you know, I mean, it's ridiculous how,

but you know, now you take that, you know, 12

square feet and you stretch that along, you know,

the side of the boat and you cause a, you know,

that's substantial enough damage, which Is gonna

put you know, which is why the thing like you

said limped Bait for the for lack of a better

word it limped to its death as opposed to its

sistership the Britannic which had a hole blown

into it and it sunk in a matter of minutes 40

minutes it took for the tank to sink so and and

what happened with her is when she got when she

hit that mine it actually destroyed part of her

keel and The timing of the mine hit is what killed

her because it was shift change now They knew

they were in a war zone, but it shift change

was the only time they would have the watertight

doors open and the watertight doors were opened

the mine goes off and The doors in like the three

or four compartments that are around where the

mine went off Were knocked off track and they

couldn't shut them And that being said, even

with those, the Britannic had, because of the

lessons that were learned with the Titanic, where

the bulkheads stopped at a certain day, and I'm

sure you know exactly how high they went up.

They went up the B deck on the Britannic. They

increased them, so they were higher. Now, the

ironic thing is if the exact same accident happened

to the Britannic, that happened to the Titanic.

She wouldn't have sank. She would have shrugged

it off. And she also had a complete double hull.

And they actually brought the Olympic in in 1913

and did the same thing to her. Gave her the double

hull. And both of them, at that point, would

have been immune to what had sunk the Titanic.

Because the water would have filled the outer

skin, but not the inner skin, and the ship would

have stayed dry. All that stuff, all that stuff

that we just said. I think heightens people's

sensitivity to the tragedy that was the Titanic

and brings people a little bit closer to it and

As a kid I was enamored by it myself I still

when I watched the the Titanic the James Cameron

Titanic movie. It's You watch the whole thing

and you kind of go along with it every Everybody

even to this day. They sit there and you know,

like oh, it's such a stupid, you know love story,

you know I'll never let go Jack blah blah, you

know, and yeah all that stuff is you know Sensationalized

and it's all you know over dramatic because you've

got to entertain your audience but The reality

of everything after after the ship sinks and

the you know or even why the whole thing's going

down Yeah, I sit there and I watch it in a quiet

kind of awe And, I mean, to this day, I mean,

I could guarantee you, if I put it on, the most

heart -wrenching scene for me, and it's because,

at some point in time, it really happened. There

was a... I mean, I don't know specifically, but

there were mothers and babies that died. this

and there's a and there's a scene in the James

Cameron movie where you know They're going through

after they had decided to go back and try to

find survivors that were in the ocean The life

rafts they go back and they're looking around

and they there's a scene of a mother who's like

clinching her her baby and both of them are frozen

to death and I'm like, you know what that's real

that happened and it's like I watched that and

every single time That's what that's what I lose

it and I'm man enough to sit there and say that's

when I'll start crying because That's the that's

the reality of it and people you know sit there

not these kids nowadays They watch and they laugh

at and they make fun of it because they don't

know that that was a reality that that actually

happened and Kids nowadays get no education And

I never, I never got, I never got educated about

the Titanic when I was a kid. I mean, that's

not in history books or anything. It's one of

those things, though, as a kid myself, I liked

learning things. And I, you know, I would go

to the libraries and I would read things about

it. And back when I was a kid, it was still,

you know, and Kevin, you touched on this, you

know, now that the whole, you know, the actual

physical damage that the Titanic had, you know,

that's relatively new information. That when

I was a kid, it was still believed that a gigantic

chunk was ripped out of the side of the thing

because they couldn't tell. Well, here's the

thing. During the hearings in New York that happened

that they started the day after the Carpathian

came with the survivors. Right. They brought

in naval architect Edward Wilding. He actually

worked for Harlan and Wolf, the company that

built the Olympic and Titanic. So he Because

Thomas Andrews who also knew the ship inside

and out went down with the ship. Yeah, he died

Yeah, um Wilding was the next in line. So he

was the next expert on them He took the amount

of time that it took from the ship hitting the

iceberg to sinking and he actually came up with

the the figure of 12 square feet Back then and

everybody laughed at him interesting that I did

not know. Yeah i actually put that my article

that you know he got it right all the way back

then and nobody want to believe me because they

they were also hyped up on the ship being unsinkable

are you which it had to i don't ever said it

was unsinkable harland and wolf never said it

was unsinkable it was the ship builder magazine

that all comes from ship builder magazine which

was sort of like the bible for ship building

back then any new ship that was coming out it

would go in there all your statistics would be

in there everything they said that one line that

with a flip of a switch on the bridge all the

watertight doors could be closed rendering the

vessel practically unsinkable and they took that

practically unsinkable took out practically and

everybody said it was unsinkable and that's how

that's you know that happens even to this day

where things are taken out of context, words

are removed, things are twisted around, and you

know, the one thing that you can say is that

there have been a lot of changes to maritime

law because of what happened on the Titanic,

and it's... for the most part... You know you

could see it with you know the subsequent accidents

that happened on the Olympic the the eventual

sinking of the Britannic You know things like

that that the improvements that they did to it

did due to it the lessons that were learned from

the Titanic have Subsequently saved a lot of

lives now. It's very tragic that it had to cost

so many lives to know these kind of things you

know i mean at the time you know the titanic

is the biggest ship and they were by the letter

of the law they had the the the the minimum number

of lifeboats they actually exceeded the minimum

the minimum for her was fourteen lifeboats she

had sixteen full -size lifeboats and four collapsible

lifeboats and they they had wooden bottoms and

canvas sides that will come up And so she actually

exceeded But still and and she was even designed

to have more 64 exactly. I mean by having Thomas

Andrews predecessor quit because of that Alexander

Carlisle. He actually designed Yeah, they hated

that look because as they actually did, you know

I mean one thing I will I will say about James

Cameron is he was as accurate as possible and

everything, you know people hated the the way

that the boat system was because it took away

deck space and This you know, they're these these

are but yeah, but these lifeboats. They're pointless

All we need is the Titanic. This is our lifeboat

See you know how they you know how they solve

that on the Olympic to still maintain the deck

space They came up with different lifeboats That

nested within each other. So you had a 30 foot

boat then a 20 foot 28 foot boat than a 26 foot

boat and they did that every davit and they were

able to get the 64 boats They need without sacrificing

the promenade space. There you go. Oh, what is

this? Take a 3d tour of Google. What what is

this? Well, that's interesting You know what?

I saw that somebody actually posted this on your

Facebook Kevin the Sun they like created a Twitter

feed Yeah, I'm actually following that. It's

actually kind of interesting. I've seen a few

of them, you know, like, oh, we just made it

in time, blah, blah, blah, you know, oh, we were

so lucky, we ran into something, blah, blah,

you know, I mean, it's actually kind of interesting

to see it because they're, you know, through

the timeline of events, they're actually tweeting

things that are happening or happened. They just

posted six minutes ago that the wireless operators

had finally fixed the transmitter and this actually

helps Go into the next day because um They got

six hours behind on transmitting everything So

the two wireless operators started to get overworked

so that by the time you get to um Say about nine

o 'clock on the 14th ship time um harold bride

was actually on break and Phillips was left by

himself. He gets a wireless message from the

masaba The coordinates that the Masaba gave them

was pretty much right where the Titanic hit the

iceberg now and He because he was so busy and

he was starting to do all this passenger traffic

because they'd come in come in range of Cape

Race, Newfoundland and they were able to Start

transmitting all these passenger messages. They've

gotten behind on he spiked the message and it

never got to the bridge and Then at about 1030,

he got a message from the Californian. Now, the

Californian was so close that their wireless

signal came in and almost deafened Phillips.

That's how close they were to each other. And

he pretty much told them to shut up. He was working

Cape Race. And the Californian was 20 miles ahead

of them, stopped in the ice field that Titanic

was heading for. It's... Oh, shit. I just...

I was just... I did a very bad job on my editing

of my Cobra Con video. And somebody just let

me know that I didn't... If you watch the end

of my Cobra Con video, I don't stop it. I was

wondering what was up with that. Yeah, you play

the whole He -Man song at the end. Yeah. it just

goes black yeah i thought you did that on purpose

just for ha ha's i honestly didn't i honestly

wow i don't even know why i decided to do that

that's kind of weird i mean and i'm sitting there

it's like and honestly when i was saving the

video i'm like why is this so long and i didn't

even think i didn't even think about looking

at it and seeing that like an extra three minutes

is On here that I should have just cut off. That's

probably why this one you asked me earlier I

think I think it was you about what video I got

a copyright claim on And it was this one. Oh,

there you go. And I'm like I'm like what it's

because I left the whole damn thing in there

That's what it is. But I mean dumbass now See

the thing is unlike pixel band who's a retard

Who oh I can't use that because you I have so

many problems with YouTube blah blah blah I know

how to I don't want to say circumvent the thing

But I know how to actually dispute this stuff

and be like no I'm protected under fair use because

this is educational videos So I can use some

stuff that's copyrighted so you can fuck off

You've got you've got a lot of noise you got

a lot of background noise what? Skype just decided

to tell me that I have a lot of background noise.

How do I have a lot of background noise when

I have headphones on? I don't know either. Off

on a tangent. We were talking about the coal

thing for the Titanic. I honestly think, I'll

be totally honest with you. Part of me wants

to do it, but part of me always stops me from

doing it. And that part that always stops me

always ends up winning. But I think if I could

actually, and this is probably gonna sound bad,

but I think if I could actually, for a good price,

get a big chunk of coal, I would probably bite

on that. As lame as that sounds, I know, and

it hurt me to actually say that, but... It's

you know and like I was telling you it's it's

it's not you know I don't like the fact that

people want to make money off of it that bothers

me, but um And I really don't know other than

my own selfish Fascination with the Titanic.

That's the only reason that I can with to be

totally honest I can't come up with any good

reason other than me having a selfish want of

that history Well, here's the thing Lot of people

make the argument that they never found evidence

of bodies down at the wreck and that's wrong

They did just not the way you would think there

are no skeletons down. There's no human remains

down there but if you go through the debris field

and Ballard pointed this out and both his book

when he first found the ship and The special

that they made back then as you go through the

debris field you find shoes lying side by side

Right perfectly side by side. That's in the debris

field and that's where somebody's body landed

Because the acid that's the acid that's in the

shoes The organisms down there won't eat so they're

never gonna deteriorate So those are the permanent

markers for where these people last laid because

you I mean what people don't realize is the Titanic

sank In a very long time ago people 1912 100

years ago 100 years ago. It was the Titanic wasn't

found until when? 1985 September September 1985

1985 I'm no mathematician, but that's a long

time 73 years 73 years three years, you know,

that's long enough for Now I mean if it was a

perfect environment because it's so cold down

there and stuff I mean if there were no organism

organisms down there feeding off of things You

might actually have some physical remains actually

you wouldn't know no the pressure at two and

a half miles Turns the human body to jelly and

it just dissipates Yeah, it's if you take a styrofoam

cup a styrofoam cup and put it on the outside

of a submersible. Go down to the Titanic's wreck.

When you come back up, that cup has been reduced

to the size of a thimble. That's how much pressure

is down there. And honestly, when I was thinking

about that, I wasn't even thinking of the pressure.

I was just thinking about the temperature that

went along with it. If you want to think about

that, there are wrecks in the Great Lakes. Oh,

yeah, mostly mostly in Lake Superior is where

you'll find this happen. Yeah where the bodies

Because of the conditions that are down there

They become perfectly preserved there that the

skin takes on an almost waxy soap like consistency

mm -hmm, there's a ship that went down in the

18 I want to say the 1880s during a storm and

People still dive on it to this day The chief

engineer is still in the engine room, still perfectly

preserved the way he died. See that's... that's

creepy to me. Yeah. That's creepy to me. The

men of the Edmund Fitzgerald, they have found

them. At least a couple of them. They will not

show pictures of them because they still look

the way they did the day they died. There are

a couple of them lying outside of the wreck and

there's a couple more on the bridge but you will

never see pictures of them. No. The Edmund Fitzgerald,

I mean, being from Michigan myself, the Edmund

Fitzgerald is, you learn about the Edmund Fitzgerald

more than you learn about the Titanic in school

in Michigan. I actually, one of my, one of my

history, ship history blogs is the Edmund Fitzgerald.

It was one, I think it was the third or fourth

one I did. Oh, that's a, I mean. It's it's you

know, it's it's a famous wreck sort of thing

as well, but I don't write a song about it You

know you get going to write a song about thing

now Because I'm married to my wife I do have

a slight connection to the Edmund first Gerald.

No, she doesn't have any relatives that went

down on the ship, but went down the 70s Her uncle

John was an apprentice plumber. One of his first

jobs was working on the plumbing on the Great

Lakes freighters that would come by. So in the

winter of 1975, he had a job he had to do and

it was on the Edmund Fitzgerald. While she was

docked for the winter, he redid the plumbing

on there and he actually met Captain McSorley.

He was one of the nicest captains he ever met,

things like that. And he said it was a damn shame

when that man was lost because he was a great

man. It was just weird that there was this connection

because all her family's from that area. I mean,

she was born in Detroit. Her parents grew up

in, well, her father grew up in Toledo. Her mother

grew up near Sandusky, Ohio. So they're all from

that area. There you go, there's the I have a

question for you guys What up? Yo, okay this

cold that supposedly is coming from Titanic that

they're putting in the gay necklaces How do you

truly really know that it came from Titanic you

don't you don't Just like disintegrate once they

hit like air and stuff No, because of the way

coal is, it doesn't. If you bring up steel from

the wreck, and if you don't keep it wet with

seawater until you get it stabilized, it will

deteriorate if it dries. You've got to remember

that coal by its nature is created from being

in ridiculously high pressure situations. Yeah.

So it's just in its natural, you know... Condition

down there, but I mean I could see where you

know bringing it up could cause a problem, but

The only the only thing that we really have is

I mean they give you certificates of authenticity

with it When it comes down to it you know I mean

Realistically certificates of authenticity for

anything are only about as good as the paper

that they're printed on Well, I mean, yeah, I

mean, but even Bokan, I mean, you know, you could

get knockoffs and not know for sure. I mean,

I have I have, you know, hockey player autographs

and things of that nature that I personally got

autographed from the people personally. I mean,

I went up to them. They signed the puck or the,

you know, the pennant or whatever. I don't have

a certificate off of authenticity with it, but.

could say that it's you know authenticated because

I was there but Again, it's all it's only as

good as whatever paper. It's printed on I mean,

so yeah, I mean That's that's what always really

kind of makes me wonder about some of the stuff

that comes into pawn stars because they're like

You know someone will bring in You know ship

records or a ship die or you know something like

that or whatever and they're like, well do you

have certificate of authenticity and they're

like no But you know or sometimes they do have

and I'm like seriously How did something that

old have a certificate of authenticity? When

it comes to them, it's you know, basically It's

it's their way of proving whether or not something

is not necessarily real but more legit than not

oh No, yeah. No, I completely understand cuz

I've watched that show enough where I know that

they have legitimate experts come in and tell

them one way or the other right i mean that that's

just that's just the way it goes but i mean so

there there is there isn't anything you know

unless i mean oh like i said i mean i've gotten

autographs directly from the people unless i

went down to the titanic myself and scooped up

a piece of that coal even if i did get something

there's always going to be a shadow of doubt

in my mind yeah i mean well unless you find the

you know blue diamond Well, yeah, it's the heart

of the heart of the ocean. Yeah, there's no blue

diamond ass hat. I know there's How comes Rose

can move her fat ass off the door and let Jack

just have a turn so you'd get out of the water

You know what I thought? There's a there's a

there's a there's a Mimi or whatever those things

are called Yeah, sure. That's cuz optimus prime

never touched it. She never touched it. What?

That's what it was. No, I said No, I was offering

her a slice of pizza cuz our one son never touched

it. Oh, okay She just got home from work It's

I saw this I saw this picture, you know, and

it's it's an overhead shot of Rose laying on

the door And she's all sprawled out And there's

Jack laying in the water, and, you know, the

caption is like, let's face it, there's enough

room for two people. And - Yeah, there truly

is. There - there really is. I mean, also, you

know, he tried one time, it didn't work, oh,

I give up. I'm like, really? Come on, dude, you're

laying in the ocean, just - Make sure over there

make it work, and I'm sorry guys, and I love

my wife to death But if we were in that same

situation her ass is in the water because I'm

not gonna freeze to death Die you'd be noble

no I wouldn't it's every way for themselves I

hate cold and I hate water and I would be getting

out of there as fast as I could Bob if you hate

cold and hate water you wouldn't have lasted

long the water was 28 degrees You'd probably

would have lasted about two minutes Yeah, I wouldn't

be on the boat in the first place, because I

don't go in the water. He's afraid of water.

I am afraid of water. I'm not afraid of water.

It's just like certain people shouldn't swim.

Where are these kinds of people? We don't swim.

I'm not a swimmer. I'm really not. One of my

videos is going on a boat. And I mean, one of

the reasons why we didn't, you know, my wife

and I, we didn't go on a cruise or anything for

our honeymoon was because I don't like boats.

I'm like, I feel you. I'm in the same way. I

need I need to go on a cruise before I die. That's

on my list. I would like I think I think I would

be OK as long as I never went to like the deck

and looked at the water. If I stayed in the absolute

dead center middle of a boat. think I would be

okay not me I'd be at the railing every day looking

at that ocean did you like that that remix that

they did the true 3d for Titanic oh my god just

put into it That Explosions all over the place

Tracking me up that as people were falling off

the you know the back end of the Titanic they

hit the water I Love when she was spitting loogies

and it get like hit the guy in the face and yeah,

that's the stern starting to tilt and there's

a storm Whoever did that was pretty good with

what they wrote. That was clever. That was very,

very... And then the lens flare everywhere like

JJ. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, that's JJ's little

contribution to things. That's why I did that

one review I did of the jazz, whatever it was,

the Hasbro commemorative jazz. I did it super

white like that just because we were talking

about Star Trek, me and Kevin. And I lens flared

it on purpose. I just over whited it like crazy.

There's a there's a there's a feature in pinnacle

where I can do Like like actual like lens flaring

where it like you see it like you see like a

little stream of light like with a big bright

thing and it's like Gliding across I'm gonna

put it in like I'm working on a terminator video

I'm gonna put that in there just because there's

just gonna be while I while I'm sitting there

doing the video There's just gonna be a random

lens flare As I'm spinning around Arnold, there's

just gonna be a lens flare, and you guys are

gonna know what that's for. You really want trolls

to be trolling your videos, don't you? They do

it regardless of what I do. Kitty! What? My kitty

came to see me. My kitty came to see me. I thought

Starscream came to see us or something. Shut

up, you fool! Actually, I was I was proud of

my kitty commander voice And I don't even know

how I that actually is a combination of me doing

it and then altering it in Whatever editing program

that I used I like sped it up or something like

that like the audio I sped up to make it sound

a little bit more high -pitched Yeah, and I was

like wow that actually came out sounding pretty

good Wonderful, but yeah, I was using my editing

software to do the transformers voices, but it

doesn't It only came out as an echo effect, but

then I found um if I used audacity I can actually

give it that g1 sound where they have that you

know Robot sound so I used it for the a star

screen video. I think this is the first time

that it's that I'm showing it like that Yeah,

I don't know I have no idea. Wait, I'm gonna

have to go to the doctor's tomorrow. You got

herpes again? Are you bleeding out your butt

again? Is there blood in your urine? Burns when

you pee? I'm gonna replace the two of you with

monkeys. This is gonna be me and Kevin and a

bunch of screaming monkeys on this podcast. Earlier

this week, I don't know how the hell it happened,

you know? You know how you go and you'll you'll

bruise a toe or you'll you know You'll you'll

smack your toe into something or you'll smack

your hand into something Like a wall or something

like that. No, I don't know shut up You know

what the fuck I'm talking about. What shut up

what? Shut up what? Somehow I Somehow I bruised

my left ring finger. I have no idea how or why.

Uh, but... You need to go to a doctor for a bruise.

What? Why do you need to go to the doctor for

a bruise? Is it because you're a vagina? No,

it's because it's been six fucking days and the

damn thing hasn't gone down. I've... Run, ran

it under cold water for like 45 minutes. I've

used disinfectant sprays, I've used whatever

else I can think of. It's a bruise. Wait, wait,

hold on. It's a bruise. What's a disinfectant,

disinfectant? Because it looked infected the

other day. But a bruise is under your skin. No,

no, no. Okay, you're right, but the way that

it is... You might as well spray Windex on it.

Oh, god damn it. Damn it, Jim. This is the kind

of guy that, like, if his vagina started bleeding

normally... No, no, no, no, hold the fuck up

here, dude. I, I, okay, I'm gonna tell you right

now. Uh -oh. I used to work for the apartment

building, the children's services place that

I worked for. I got stabbed, I sat there for

45 minutes, did not realize that I got stabbed

in the arm. And it was like an eight inch fucking

gash. I had to have 15 stitches put into my left

arm. So trust me, when it comes to pain, I can

take it. But this is like, it's not so much that

I'm in pain, but it's like. Pussing up and it's

all red and it just there's something wrong with

it And I don't know what the hell's wrong with

it. I've put everything else I can think of to

put on it to get it to go down Well, you haven't

tried Windex Ain't always oh You could get some

uh, um, what is that stuff for? Vaginas when

you have it you like Vagisil Vagisil you can

get some Vagisil for that sucker. Let's put some

Vagisil on there. You'll be all fine, baby He's

not gonna talk to you anymore Wait, this was

a great idea to do the team bottomless variety

hour thing every week, wasn't it? Hey, you said

you'd want to be on the fucking chill this week

So that's not my fault you jumped in on it because

oh my god. I have to watch hockey Really gotta

watch hockey Yeah Are there any darkies in hockey

yet, or are they always? Oh god. We're going

to hell for this one. Uh, too late. If we're

going to do it, mine's going to do it good. There's

one or two of them. Canadian darkies? Canadians.

Oh god. Wow, yeah, you guys are so going to hell

for this episode. Oh well, at least it'll be

fun there. The devil might be a darkie, he might

appreciate it. Oh, yeah. You might be like welcome,

yo What up? What up, homie? Cracker get on down

here. Cracker ass cracker? 350, you give me 350.

I was on my dead top when I noticed that the

monster was a paleozoic cracker. And I noticed

that the little girl scout was a crustacean from

the Pleasurezoic era. Exactly. That really is

possibly one of my favorite things Never had

that YouTube account But big thing never had

a YouTube account, but big fans sent you started

nice work Rowsky look at shit. What are you bastards?

I am looking I am That's my finger yes, you dumbass

and that's that's not a bruise dude. Yeah, that

looks infected That's what I fucking said. I've

put everything I can think of. It goes down.

It's going down along your nail. You need what

you probably need to do is like, I know it's

probably going to sound gross, but you need to

like, you need to take like a like a super hot

pin and you need to sort of poke the side there

of your nail because I'll guarantee you there's

puss and all that stuff up inside there that's

keeping that from healing. Yeah, take a pin,

pop it, get all that out of there. Put some alcohol

on it, put some Neosporin on it, you'll be right

as rain. Yeah. You don't need to go to a doctor

for that. You just have an infection. Yeah, I

mean, that's all it is. I mean, that's just an

infection. Well, that's what I was saying. You

dumbasses. But you said you said a bruise. I

play hockey. Because it looks it looks to me

like a foot like my finger is swollen up, you

dickhead. It looks to me like it's a fucking

bruise. I've I put hockey. Get hit with eight

ounces of balkanized rubber all the time. I know

what a bruise is. That's not a bruise That looks

like I honestly you know what that kind of looks

like because I because I bite my nails sometimes

Well, you know Jungle ride Sometimes when I bite

my nail, I like get down too deep and gets infected

there, and then it gets all swollen, it's all

red, and you get all that yellow crustiness that

you have going on there, and there, it's just,

yeah, you just gotta get, like, seriously, like,

a hot, and you don't even, it's not even like

you have to stab, like, a foot in. All you really

need to do is just kind of, like, slowly poke,

and as soon as you hit, I mean, you'll know.

As soon as you hit, just pull out, and it'll

be just like oozing all over the place. As soon

as you hit, pull out. That's what she said. That

does not sound good at all. The problem is, is

that because of my cerebral palsy affecting my

right hand and my right side, this is my left

hand. So. I can't very, this is why it just baffles

me. It just baffles me all the fucking hell how

the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can work with

three fucking fingers or two fingers and a thumb

because I can't actually do anything to stick

something in this and I would have to go find

somebody to do this, not that I'd be around here

to do it. What you could do, what actually might

work is... Like is is is that is that like the

yellow crustiness is that on the inside of your

thumb? Where your other fingers are or the outside?

The yellow crustiness is on the outside of the

fingernail. It's on my actual finger No, I know

but it's but it's it's part of the like the thumbnail

right there, right my fingernail No, it's it's

the skin right? No, it's the skin next to your

fingernail I know that that's what it's not a

part of the actual nail dumbass know that I know

that what I'm saying is is Fucking great podcasting

is fucking great at your left phone. Is it on

the left side or right side? It's on as I'm looking

at it is on the left side of my ring finger Okay,

so it's oh wait what oh, that's it. Oh, I thought

it was your thumb No, it's not my thumb. It's

my ring finger. Hey, all right. It's the left

side of your okay Then what you need to do is

just take your finger Okay, you take your other

hand or something and I mean even with your I

can't take my other hand you dipshit I have cerebral

fucking balls. You can't do anything with that

hand. You're that fuck. Oh, I can't You can't

you can't grab hold of your other finger, and

you can't squeeze I can squeeze it, but it's

a little do -anything Oh what you need to do

is grab hold of like right below like right on

the right on the skin right below We're that

Krusty nastiness is kind of pushed out as if

you're separating your skin from the side of

your nail Yeah, okay, and just squeeze as hard

as you can and you might you know after a little

while of doing it you might actually Separate

it off where it'll break something it'll lose

Well, it already has been oozing. Oh son of a

bitch now. I'm gonna throw up The secret of the

use No, not you because we don't want to know

the secret of that news like it's a retard Okay,

hold on guys. Why would this come to visit me?

Hi, sweetheart? Are we almost done? We're done

he can go to bed or whatever else you guys want

to do she's just she's she's had a long day So

she's been happy and all day and no wait, let

me just tell you We weren't going to have him

on the show today. He's like, I have nothing

to talk about. Mike. So then like 15 minutes

into the other three of us talking, and he's

like, oh, hey, put me in the show. So it's his

own damn fault. She can't hear anything you're

saying, dude. I have headphones on. Yeah. I don't

care. It's his own damn fault. So anyway, if

this is ending, this is good, because then I

can finish adding the pictures to my blog post,

and I can get it up, and everybody can read it

and stop bothering me. Hey, Kevin, is the Titanic

real? Or is that just a stupid movie? If you

have to ask, it was a movie. Is the Titanic mean

giant lizard? Well, that's good to know. Thunder

Lizard. This has been the Team Bottomless Friday

Hour, episode 15. We'll see you next time. That's

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