TeamBotimus Variety Hour
The Lion King 3D Review

About this Episode
You'll have to send me a link to that. I have
no clue Why I mean I didn't see the picture but
I it says the FBI knows the identity of Scarlett
Johansson's new pictures hacker No You report
burning a TMZ the FA FBI agents are closing in
on the people responsible I mean has received
word that the feds already know the identity
of the main culprit nude photos of Scarlett Johansson
showed up online this week Prompting the actress
to call the FBI to probe who released the pictures
of her showing her bare breasts and behind. Wow!
And I miss this, huh? Son of a bitch. Go to PerezHilton
.com. I'm sure he'll have pictures. Oh, he's
such a... He's such a tool. Can't stand that
guy. Oh, wow! Sorcerers have also told TMZ that
the hackers... Also worked on other celebrity
cell phones included including Vanessa Hudgens
Hudgens, okay Hutchins Jessica Elba Lindsey Vaughn
Ali Larder Emma Caulfield. Yeah, the only one
I know out of that is Jessica Elba and I would
not mind seeing new Oh, you would know trust
me. You wouldn't know Ali Larder Have you ever
seen varsity blues I Think it's in parts of it.
I don't think I ever watched it. I'm Way ahead
of you, sir. I'm already The whipped cream bikini
yeah Yeah, I don't know the ones. The only two
that I recognize out of that is Jessica Alva
and Ellie Larder. Oh, hey, she looks like, oh,
she's not too shabby either. She looks like she's
maybe some kind of like, yeah, I think she's
like an Olympic snowboarder or something. OK,
not super impressive. But let's see how this
Emma. What are you, always using Buffy the vampire
slayer apparently? I'm not - I'm not all that
impressed with her. Nope, don't want to see her
naked booty. But now Scarlet you don't have that
whole lot of mackerel! Of ass! Did you listen
to the first episode? I did, yeah. I thought
it actually sounded pretty good. Yeah? Did you
like how I used the theme for the intro outro?
It was pretty good. It worked. Yeah. It's kind
of weird hearing the whole thing though now for
me, because I'm so used to hearing the cutoff
version. Right. Yeah. Right. Because I mean,
and people always ask me, what's the name of
it? I'm like, well, it really doesn't have a
name. It's the team bottom is theme really off
the bottom of steam. That's what it is. That's
all it is I'm sure there's official like whoever
made it named it something, but I don't know.
Yeah that wasn't there wasn't a preview yeah
it's in the muppets i think that's what it was
yeah that's exactly what it was yep the one thing
that really pisses me off about some movie trailers
like uh that movie take me home tonight yeah
they play the the freaking um eddie rabbit song
take me home tonight but they don't use it in
the movie or yeah or the soundtrack yeah oh my
god this is a now that's what I call the 80s
what it's it's you know you know the album you
know you know now now that's what I call the
80s yeah they have a whole that's what we call
they have a whole 80s thing I actually have the
entire album on iTunes oh it's got like 80 songs
on it yeah It's it's got like a ton of songs
on it. Let me uh, let me look it up here it's
good 30 3870 for the album but you can't they
don't let you see all the songs I want to see
all the songs you scroll through I did if you
click on the album here oh I got it I got I got
it you can scroll through because it's like the
first 23 And then the next batch is 1 through
21, and then 1 to 20, and then 1 to 16. I actually
have, now that's what I call the 90s on my iTunes
wish list. What? Diddy Jean pop music If you
like pina colada, you can look at it on the web
because I copied the iTunes link It'll take you
to iTunes his website. It won't take you to iTunes
itself. Maybe you can look at it there. Oh Here
we go, okay, very good The go -gos. That's good
stuff. Yep. That's good shit, dude. No, no, no,
it is. No, I'm not saying, oh my god to that.
I'm saying, oh my god to this. Oh, she's hungry
like the wolf. Oh, oh. I'm looking at the 90s.
Now that's what I call a 90s album and I just
saw the Britney's original hit Yeah, ooh gin
blossoms, hey jealousy, I used to love that song
that's a very good song Baby you want to get
with me. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good song That's
a good tune. Yeah. Who emailed me? Nobody. Oh,
you know what? They don't have the Super Mario
Brothers movie, do they? iTunes? Yeah. Probably.
Let me see. Oh, no, they don't. They don't? Hmm.
Yeah, the Super Mario Brothers Super Show! Let
me see... Mario Brothers... What the... What
the... For now... Do -do -do -do -do -do -do
-do -do -do -do! Yeah, the Super Mario Brothers
Super Show! You know, that's uh, it's funny because
um, I don't know if it was this year or last
year, somebody did an interview with Bob Hoskins.
Oh really? They asked him what he felt was the
most, the one thing he wished he could have never
done. Guess what he said. No, did he say the
Mario Brothers movie? Super Mario Brothers movie.
I actually really like that movie! I love that
movie, I don't know why - I don't know why people
don't like that movie. Okay, I get it's - it's
not exactly correct to the video games and all
that, but - Yeah, totally isn't, but it's still
- it's still fun. Yeah. I was pissed off that
they never made a sequel to it. Yeah, they teased
that up so bad, it never made - Oh, yeah. Yeah,
and it's not on Netflix either, which sucks.
Yeah, that's - The only way to get it would be
like to buy the DVD - Yep. That's never gonna
get a Blu -ray release. Oh no, are you kidding
me? No. Never. I will never ever get a Blu -ray
release. Very upsetting. Yes. Alright, I wanna
see... Someone's gotta have these damn pictures
of her on the internet. Well, the good news is
the DVD is only $5 .99 on the internet on Amazon.
Yeah. I could probably get it and then rip it
and put it on. Put it on YouTube to get a million
hits? There you go. Oh, it's an email. Damn it.
I thought it was a damn text message. What the
hell? Oh, wait. Is that really her? What? Oh,
hey now. This Carly Johansson's not too shabby
there, sir. Boobs are smaller than I thought
they were. I thought they were pretty big. I
wanna know who she's sending these pictures to
though. Lucky fucker. I hate him. Whoever it
is, I hate him. Like whoever was getting to have
sex with Britney Spears, I hate him. Why would
you wanna - Oh! Shut up! Do not want I'd know
I do not want Kevin Federline second sloppy seconds
What Totally leading the optimus uterine tonight
with this song Just good shit right here One
song we built this city. Oh Starship. Yeah, I
love that song Yeah, some of these 90s songs,
I remember and I remember that I liked them the
first time. After that, I couldn't stand them
anymore. I believe it. Like, like, uh, Steal
My Sunshine? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's not good.
Oh my god. That's like hurting my teeth right
now listening to this. That's pretty bad. Yeah.
Oh my god, I forgot that they sing this. What?
Nothing's gonna stop us now? Yeah, you didn't
know that? I forgot! It's in Mannequin! I know!
Great movie, by the way. Yeah, exactly. The sequel
sucked. Yeah, the sequel was dumb. That was terrible.
What else is there? I gotta listen. No, that
song sucks. Oh, god. Yeah, then here's another
one I absolutely hate. Oh, Jesus. God, I hate
that song. It's not terrible, but it's pretty
bad. That song is terrible. It's one of those
songs where it's fun when you're just fucking
around. I wonder if iTunes is giving away any
free episodes for this year's new shows. They
usually give away, like, the first, um... Uh...
Oh, Transformers Prime is on tonight. Oh, no,
that's tomorrow. Oh, no, that's tonight! No,
that's tonight. Yeah, and there was no thunder...
What did Nicole say that? It sounded like a six
-week hiatus or something? She said it was on
a six week hiatus, I don't believe her. I thought
it was only gonna be gone this week and then
come back next week. I don't know. At any rate,
that's a long time. And again, that's the problem.
It's on Cartoon Fucking Network. They never keep
a decent schedule. There's no consistency. And
I think, honestly, one of the reasons why that
they... Don't know if this is why they started
it when they did, but I think what happened was
The Clone Wars season 4 everybody's like oh my
god Star Wars the Clone Wars season 4 right and
pushing thundercats off To make room for all
the damn Clone Wars fans, which I don't I don't
give a shit about the cartoon I'm not that invested
in it. I don't I don't outright hate the Clone
Wars cartoon, but right It's like Cartoon Network
is pushing Thundercats aside for a time to make
room for the You know the season four stuff for
the Clone Wars kind of they kind of did that
with Transformers animated in Ben 10. Yep Yep
Hell they did that with Young Justice. We finally
got a new Young Justice episode Last week or
the week before but what I find really funny
is Cartoon Network is running this commercial
of you know the villains need to go somewhere
else and the heroes can stay home and they show
all their cartoon heroes they show thundercats
imagery in that ad and it's like okay where's
thundercats oh sorry we gotta make room for fucking
george lucas and his lightsaber dick lightsaber
dick wow just pisses me off no kidding how do
you feel about that Tell me how you really feel.
The GCRN presents... The Team Botamus Variety
Hour! He is your host, Johnny Carson. Oh, I mean
Team Botamus, and I am Ed McMahon. Wait, no,
I'm TFQ and Mike. You can be Ed McMahon if you
got one of those million dollar paycheck thingies
that you want to give me. You know that he scams
some of that stuff. Anyway, let's not speak ill
of the dead. come back and haunt you we don't
we don't have we don't have our ghost our resident
ghost hunter and team bottom is Bob here to protect
us and go around scanning and stuff although
I do have my pke meter which could come in handy
and in about a month I'll have a ghost trap but
I won't be able to use it because I won't have
a damn proton pack You could always you know
fly out to Richmond and steal a certain Handmade
yeah handmade Proton pack Borrowing for an extended
period of time right That's what we'll call it
and by extended. I mean indefinitely indefinitely
ever so hey hey mike how are you? I'm doing pretty
good I'm still on the mend I'm no longer walking
like an undead zombie I'm more like walking like
a penguin at this point because a few weeks ago
labor day weekend I slipped and fell and twisted
my ankle to the point where I just couldn't walk
and it's it's gotten better, but it still hurts
like hell to walk on it. So it's like Fuck, baby.
You should rub some badger sill on there and
you'll be all set No, I don't think so It might
fix it that's not gonna fix it Big baby you fell
and you hurt your vagina right Well, that's that's
good though. That's good though that you're that
you're getting around you're you're doing your
thing Yes, actually over beginning of next month
on October. I will be Writing up yet another
DVD review because those awesome people over
at shout Factory sent me a complimentary review
copy It's a really outrageous complete series.
I bet. It sounds like you had a lot of fun with
that. Uh, shut up. No, all right, but seriously,
you know, I remember watching Bits and Pieces
of the Gem Show as a kid. I don't remember why.
Like, I don't remember, like, sitting down and
watching. It wasn't, like, Transformers or Master
or anything like that. But I've been going back
and I've been watching through this show. This
show, I swear, is more for boys than it is for
girls. you know, as a boy who never, well, I
can't say too many bad things. I mean, I remember
one of the first crushes, and this is gonna sound
weird, but one of my first crushes that I had
was on She -Ra. I was like, that chick is hot.
And She -Ra, that was really geared. towards
you know I mean obviously you had Masters of
the Universe but this was this is their way of
trying to get girls into the whole thing and
I remember watching it because I thought She
-Ra was hot so I'm sure a lot of boys around
that time when it was out probably watched it
had unnatural thoughts that nowadays would probably
be considered very creepy especially grown men
they like No, no, no what I'm saying is though
is is that it's not even that it part of it is
that but I mean This Jim is Jim was Sun bows
third big franchise. They had Transformers GI
Joe and they also had Jim at Sun bow and Because
you had no not all of the same people but you
had some of the same people producing each one
of these shows and some of the same people writing
each one of these episodes they'll have the sunbow
field they'll have the same type of thing and
yes jim was meant for girls and oh my god it's
a female rockstar to you know i i actually just
watch an episode where jim won the indy five
hundred good for her back in nineteen eighty
five that would have never happened to a woman
i'm sorry to say it but Well, there's what I'm
saying is that the chicks racing in the Indy
on the Indy circuit worth? Danica Danica Patrick
Patrick, but that's like now that's that's like
the last 15 years. That's not 30 years ago. Oh
Yeah, and 30 years ago women couldn't do anything
My care of the team bottom is variety our There
hasn't been an episode where I've had to just
turn like just turn the show off and say I'm
not watching this anymore because They're all
fairly well done. I mean, they're very well written
stories. Um I just I'm really enjoying it. Anyway
So I'm fine. How are you sir? You're uh Going
through dude. Do we even want to talk about what
you've been going through the best? We might
as well. Okay, so here's here's the deal People
have been asking me because I've been a little
absent in terms of YouTube stuff. I've actually
missed... I'm trying to think... I've missed
like three videos already? Something like that,
yeah. The long and short of it, and it's probably
going to turn long more than short. Several years
ago, people may remember that I had a problem
with my pancreas. I developed pancreatitis. And
because of it, it shut down my insulin making,
which is what breaks down your sugar. Whenever
you eat anything, your body converts everything
into sugar. So, even if you don't eat candy,
if you eat... anything if you eat anything your
body breaks it down to use it as fuel and your
fuel is sugar so my body was not doing this and
it was just staying as sugar so my blood got
extremely thick it was the consistency of I don't
know tar and my body was just basically shutting
down I ended up going into a diabetic coma I
was in that for like a week and got put on a
whole bunch of different kind of medications,
a bunch of pills, insulin shots, things of that
nature, and things progressed. Now a couple months
later, the pancreas started working again. Doctors
were confident enough that they could cut those
medical, or the ties that I had to those medicines,
and they took me off all the prescriptions that
I was on, and things progressed pretty well.
Probably about now. I've started noticing these
problems again, you know in the past several
months You know like half a year or something
like that. Yeah, where I've noticed that I've
been having similar What's that what's the word
issues symptoms we'll say symptoms we'll make
the show sound smart and we'll say yes You know
similar symptoms, I'm not gonna get into them
because some of them are kind of gross but Similar
symptoms, which caused me to start thinking that
maybe I was having problems again, but being
a self -employed man that I am, it's not very
easy. I don't want to say easy, but it's not
very affordable to get insurance. So when my
wife and I, my now wife, at the time she was
my fiance, you know, we decided to go ahead and
get married and she has very nice benefits. One
of which being outstanding medical care. So we
decided to go ahead and get married earlier in
the year. Um, July 11th. When our actual wedding,
it doesn't take place until November. But we
had the paperwork done. We're legally married.
I'm able to be on her insurance. So she basically
said, you don't have an excuse now, asshole.
Go in and get checked out. Okay. Good for her.
Yeah. And that's fine. I mean that was that was
the purpose of us getting married when we did
in July so So I went in and they did find that
I have basically what they're what they're calling
uncontrolled diabetes and This was on what day
was it on Thursday? I went on a Thursday or was
it I think was actually Wednesday Wait, what
day did I? Today's Saturday. I'm retarded. Okay,
so I went in on Thursday got the blood drawn
I got blood drawn on Thursday because the doctors
like well, there's not much we can do We got
to draw some blood. We got to find out exactly
what the situation is so then I went in to get
my results yesterday and Basically discovered
that again. My body is not really producing insulin
like it should my sugars were six times What
is considered healthy? Now, healthy is roughly
about a 100. 100 is your normal blood sugar level,
give or take a point or two. That's what's considered
healthy, that's what's considered normal. A normal
healthy person will have, I think I'm just repeating
that, whatever. So if you're good at math, if
normal is 100 and I was six times normal, you
can probably figure out what my blood sugar was.
Yeah. Not good. Not good at all. Not good at
all. Now, mind you, when I was hospitalized several
years ago and went into my diabetic coma, my
blood sugar was about 1 ,500. Oh. Yes. Definitely
not good. And the doctors at the time, I remember
them saying, we've never seen somebody with this
high of blood sugar and actually be alive. So
the fact that I was alive was a little mini miracle
in of itself. So my blood sugar was getting to
be about half what it was when I was hospitalized.
So naturally that makes you a little bit nervous.
Now there are other tests that were done and
generally speaking I am healthy. My cholesterol
levels are fine. My triglyceride levels. Triglycerides
are basically fat. How much fat flows through
your bloodstream. And my triglyceride levels
are low. Generally speaking, I'm a very healthy
person, except my pancreas doesn't want to do
its job anymore. And the doctor basically said
that I probably took on a lot more damage years
ago to my pancreas than was realized. And while
it started working back then, over time and with
age, combined with stress and things of the nature,
which is why I kind of stopped doing YouTube
videos for a little bit, because it was stressing
me out, all those factors contributed to my...
Pancreas no longer working anymore or not working
as well as it should as efficiently as it should
Right. So they the other thing that they looked
at is there is also a test I think it's called
AC one or something like that, which is basically
an average Over the past three months of what
your sugar is when they take your blood and they
check your sugar That's what it is at that particular
time. My blood sugar was like 675 when on Thursday
when they checked it. That's only a snapshot.
This AC1 test or whatever it's called, something
like that, gives you an average over the past
three months. Now a normal person will have a
six. That's their average. That's what they consider
healthy. Anything over seven is considered not
healthy or bad. I was at about, I think it was
like 15, or almost 15, so almost twice what is
considered bad. So again, all of these things,
the doctor's looking at me and he made the comment
that he's like, you're in a very good mood, you're
very cheerful about this, cause as soon as he
walked in, I knew, I already had an idea what
was gonna happen. Everybody I mean and I was
tweeting about and everybody was like, oh, you
know, I mean it'll be fine best wishes, you know
So everybody that sent me those messages. Thank
you. It's very nice of you but I knew I knew
going in that there was not gonna be good news
coming out of this and Everyone's like, you know,
hope for the best, you know, don't think negatively
and that's fine But when you know, what's we
already know that there's gonna be something
wrong There's not much he can really do so I
went in knowing that there was gonna be something
wrong And I was I was happy about it so as soon
as the doc doctor walks in he's like all right
well here We are and I'm like all right. I hear
you got some good news for me He's like well.
No, I don't really have good news for you. I'm
like no this is good news because Regardless
if it's bad news or not at least now we know
and we can fix it and that that is good news
so That's what I was looking forward to so um
Basically, we got to get it under control. We
have to do it kind of in a slow process, which
is kind of aggravating me because I would prefer
just to kind of get it done quickly. Now, in
terms of medications, he put me on some pills
and yesterday, today, tomorrow, and Monday, I
have to go into the doctor's office. and get
insulin shots. Now there are basically, not like
everybody cares, but there are basically two
types of insulin that are out there. There is
what is called a fast acting insulin, which hits
your body when your sugar spikes and it gets
really high. They'll give you this fast acting
insulin that's called Humalog, which rapidly
brings it down in a very short amount of time.
Like, so as soon as you inject yourself within
a half an hour, your blood sugar should drop.
Right. It's very strong stuff. or what he has
me on is a long -term or a 24 -hour insulin which
kind of slowly kicks into place. It's called
Lantus. It slowly activates and just kind of
helps maintain a lower level throughout the course
of 24 hours. That's what he's got me on. But
now I'm looking at this and I'm like this isn't
really helping too much because the lowest my
blood sugar has gotten was this morning and it
was 316. which is lower than what it was when
I was in the doctor, but that's still pretty
high. And the rest of the time it's been, I mean,
I got the log, let me bring it up, I got an app
for that. I downloaded an app that lets me keep
track of it. So this morning it was 3 .16, right
before lunch it was at 4 .56. And I think you
actually mentioned, you're like, what the fuck,
why is it going up? Well. When you eat things,
it makes your sugar go up. And so I took my blood
sugar before breakfast, then I ate breakfast,
then it raises my sugar, and then I had it tested
at lunchtime, and my sugar was high still from
breakfast. So ideally, like I said, they want
to get me down to around 100, but the doctor
needs to know whether or not this is something
that can be controlled with just pills. Or if
we're going to have to do insulin shots for a
lot longer than that. So that's where it's at
right now. And that's about it. Well, at least
you're here. At least you don't have to be hospitalized.
Not yet. I mean, that's a possibility still.
That's still a possibility. If they can't control
my sugar, if they can't get it down, they will
need to. hospitalize me and hook me up to IVs
where I'm constantly getting insulin put into
me to bring it down because the longer that my
sugar stays high like this, it affects other
body systems. I'm basically dehydrated right
now, which was one thing that he indicated because
I'm urinating so much and because I'm urinating
so much, I'm constantly drinking things. really
bad. I mean, so when your body starts dehydrating,
starts doing like this, it starts affecting your
kidneys. It starts affecting everything. Your
whole body just goes out of whack. So we, I mean,
hospitalization is still not out of the question,
but I'm not there right now, which is definitely
a good thing. Yeah, definitely a good thing.
I almost, I almost wish I was preparing myself
to do it. And, and it was almost, I was coming
to terms with it because I was like, well, at
least they'll get me down. to a normal level.
And if you get me down to a normal level, you
know, even by from being hospitalized, at least
that, you know, it's kind of like starting fresh.
So the medications could have, you know, helped
maintain a more normal blood sugar, whereas in
my honest opinion, right now, the only thing
that's being maintained is a high blood sugar.
I mean, if the insulin only drops me to, you
know, 350, 400, that's what it's going to keep
at. Yeah, that's not good. Yeah, you know I mean
it's lower than what it was lower than 675 or
whatever, but You know so so I'm not I'm not
out of the Danger zone yet. This is like he says
it's uncontrolled diabetes, which is the most
dangerous kind but You know we know what it is.
We know you know I mean I'm going to the doctor.
I'm doing what's necessary and So on and so forth,
etc, etc, etc Yes, and and staying on the doctor's
office stuff Yeah appointments to them don't
mean Jack. No. Oh my god So well, so here's the
deal I had to go in there yesterday because yeah
was yesterday I get a phone call from the the
actual people that were running, like they were
analyzing my blood. Now, in certain situations,
they call you right away because they think that
something is dangerous enough. So instead of
waiting for the results to go to the doctor and
then your doctor calling you, the lab actually
called me at 9 o 'clock or whatever in the morning.
And they're like, you need to go in to your doctor.
And I'm like, OK, so I call up my doctor. And
first thing that they tell me is they don't he
doesn't have any appointments Everything's booked
up for the day. I'm like, well the lady I just
spoke to said that I need to come in here She
made it sound like it was pretty damn important.
So the lady's like, okay Well, let me send you
back to a nurse. I'm like, what's the nurse gonna
do? Okay, send me back to the nurse Come to find
out apparently nurses can override appointments
and they have the authority to Depending on the
severity and how important it is that you get
back in there they can do what is called double
booking Right is wonderful. So I go in there.
Yes, and they double booked me at two o 'clock
and I'm sitting there and I'm sitting there and
I'm sitting there and It was about three o 'clock
before they finally got me in Now, that's just
going into a little room where the nurse comes
in and she takes your temperature and she gives
you all this stuff. So now I go in there and
she does all that. Now I'm still waiting for
another 20 minutes before the actual doctor comes
in. I'm like, oh god, you guys are lucky I'm
not dying. And then the day before I had an appointment
at 3 o 'clock and I didn't even get in with a
normal appointment. I was a double book for that
one. I got in there, I didn't get in there until
like 3 .30. And then again, you wait around for
another 20 minutes for the doctor to come in.
So it's like, yeah, appointments are fucking
stupid. You gotta have them. You can't just walk
into these places because then they put you at
the very end and you never get seen. But it always
cracks me up how everybody talks about how great
the United States medical system is and how if
we had free healthcare like Canada does, you'll
wait around for hours before anyone will see
you. Well, what the fuck was I doing already?
I was already waiting. Now, I can also talk about
this because my mom has, um, she has rheumatoid
arthritis. Uh -huh. And she's got a whole bunch
of other health issues, and... Namely a Sunday
night, but okay. Oh, that's not much. So yeah,
she has a whole bunch of other health issues
and I went with her one day to one of her doctor's
appointments her appointment was at 11 o 'clock
and apparently with this doctor's office if they
If you're even like two minutes late, they basically
say screw you we're moving to the next person
Kid you not that's almost what they said to my
mom she was like maybe five minutes late because
of traffic and The receptionist said sorry the
doctor is not going to see you now because you
weren't on time to your appointment Yet the next
time she had an appointment. She was on she was
actually early The appointment was at 11 o 'clock.
We got there like 1045 we didn't actually she
didn't actually go in to see the doctor until
about 11 45 so about an hour wait time and it's
like seriously. You've got to be kidding me.
Oh my god Yeah, it's a bit shit you they bitched
you because You're not on time, but even if you
are on time or in your ears in her case early
Yeah, they don't they don't even get you in there
on time. Yeah, that's pretty much nine Yeah,
it's very very asinine. You know, I mean I know
that people are busy, you know, and obviously
things run over and things of that nature but
then you should schedule that better i mean i'm
sitting here listening to these people like well
we don't you know we can schedule in at um three
twenty you know i mean they they like squeeze
as many people in in in such a short amount of
time yeah it's like they squeeze as much as they
can in there so they can get as many people as
possible coming through there when you when you
think about it then everything runs over So if
you're supposed to be there at 3 o 'clock, the
person from, you know, 1 .40 is still there.
Excuse me, or not 1 .40, 2 .40. You know, so
it's like, naturally the 3 o 'clock person now
is gonna get pushed back, and now the 3 o 'clock
person gets in there late, and now, you know,
now who was supposed to be there at 3 .20 gets
pushed back, and it's just absolutely stupid.
They just try cramming everything in there. Yeah,
it's like get as many people in as you possibly
can and you know I want to it probably has to
do with the insurance people they want to get
as much people in there as possible So they can
collect as much money as possible from people.
Oh, no doubt Yeah, it all comes down to insurance
It's ridiculous, you know, and I mean I could
go off It's so stupid that, that, that healthcare
is not free in our country. I don't care what
anybody says, oh, it's going to make my taxes
go up. So, you already are paying for healthcare.
You already, it already comes out of your paychecks,
you know, when you have this stuff. I don't see
what the big deal is. Oh, I don't want to pay
for someone else, you know, I don't want to pay
for someone else to be sick. Why? someone else
will pay for you when you get sick. That's the
big difference with this entire country. It's
all about me, me, me, me, me. What do you do
for me? How is this going to affect me? Fuck
what other people think. I hate to say this,
and I've only said this to a couple people that
have actually asked me if you go to KFC or if
you go to someplace like that. You know how some
places will have the donation jars for whatever
charity it is? I went to KFC a couple weeks ago.
I hadn't been there in a while. I usually just
get the chicken strips and the potato wedges.
Again, I am the epitome of eating healthy here.
Very healthy. Yes, exactly. The manager was saying,
do you want to donate a dollar? I was like ...
If I had it, I would, but I don't. I've known
this lady for a while because I've gone into
that KFC several times. I said, really? Where's
my charity? When is somebody going to donate
a dollar to my life? That kind of thing. There's
all this charity work in the world, and that's
great. I don't have an issue with that at all.
I understand there are a lot worse people off
than I am. I mean, I'm sitting here in a semi
-nice apartment with an air conditioner talking
on the internet to you. And those are all luxuries.
I get that. But every time I see one of these
charities, and they always ask, do you want to
donate a dollar to this, this, and this? And
I'm like, sorry. Normally, I just say, sorry,
I don't have it. But it's like, when's somebody
going to donate to the charity of me? That makes
sense, but that's the kind of mentality that
will prevent universal healthcare in this country.
That's just in the back of my mind, though. It's
not something that I say all the time. No, I
know, I know. My heart goes out to all these
charities, but whatever. That's fair. When it
comes down to stuff like that, you don't have
the money is what it comes down to. So going
around asking people to donate to something when
they can't even afford their own stuff, that's
just stupid. I mean, that's just dumb. But those
people that already have health insurance, they're
already paying for it. You just redirect where
the money is coming from. Exactly. You know,
and everyone's like, you know, if we go to that,
that's going to be socialist. That's like the
communist in Russia. I'm like, there's a whole
bunch of other really good programs such as,
oh, I don't know, the police department or the
fire department or public libraries that, you
know, or, and we're going to bitch about this
later on, or the post office. Really nice socialist.
Government ran programs. They all work pretty
good. I kind of like having a police department
Yeah, you know what? Why does it matter? You
know, but again, it's and I don't want to single
any but you know any one group out But I'm gonna
go ahead and say and I'll probably yell that
but it's the Republicans It's a guy Republicans
that don't want to do it. Why? Because, and this
is what I, when I was young, this is how my grandfather,
God rest his soul, this is how he described the
difference between Republicans and Democrats.
Republicans believe that the best way to support
the country is to make sure that all the businesses
have the money to take care of things. Because
in that logic, that will trickle down to the
other people. the Democrats They believe that
the money should be in our hands Not the employers
hands. It should be in our hands to decide with
it as we see fit now That's that's very very
dumbed down But when it comes down to it, that's
how it is That's the life of talking about tax
breaks for large corporations, you know Let's
talk about the tax shit, because the whole deficit
thing, the whole, oh my God, we're going to hit
the debt ceiling thing. That's not an imaginary
thing. Huh? Imaginary. I know. It's like, oh
my God, there's a debt ceiling. I know, but when
that was going on, when that was big in the news,
I was reading up on it, and they were talking
about all these different tax percentages, saying
that You know, say someone that's in the middle
class, you know, say you have upper, middle,
and lower class. Someone in the middle class
is maybe paying a, I don't know, 30 % tax percentage.
But somebody in the upper class is only paying
a 10 % or a 15%. That makes no fucking sense
to me whatsoever. It really doesn't. It really
doesn't. And, you know, now granted, 10 % on
a billionaire's salary as opposed to thirty percent
on a middle -class person you're obviously still
going to get more money from the billionaire
right i mean that's just obvious i mean ten percent
of ten or ten percent of a billion dollars is
still more money than thirty percent of thirty
thousand dollars but you know so i mean the big
corporations they pay a lot more money but these
are people that you know what if you increase
those people tax percentage to 30 % as well.
If you just have one clear thing across the board,
those are people that can afford to pay that.
You can only get, I mean, you can only do so
much with money. What are you gonna do when you
die? You can't take it with you. Yeah, you're
not one of those pharaohs that believe however
much wealth you have. You need to have more of
it because when you get... into wherever it is
that you go when you die. You need to basically
bribe your way to get in heaven. That's not how,
I mean, I hope that's not how it works. Otherwise,
us middle class and low class people, we're fucked.
But it's, you know, it's like I said, it's a
preponderance in this society that, did I just
use the wrong word? I don't even know. But most
people believe that it's, you know, stupid. Yeah,
that they don't pay as much You know what it's
so weird. I mean they pay more, but their percentage
is less I mean, it's kind of you know relative
I suppose but yeah, I don't know when it comes
down to it There are certain things that are
stupid now We kind of went into this a little
bit But the post office is definitely one of
those government agencies that really have been
bugging the fuck out of me today I'm swear I'm
swearing a lot more in this episode But it really
is annoying me that twice now, I ordered one
thing I ordered from Amazon. It was Thor, which
came out on DVD this past Tuesday. According
to the United States Postal Service's website
and the tracking number that was provided to
me. Yeah. It said at like eight o 'clock in the
morning that it was out for delivery. Tuesday
which was awesome because I want I was trying
to find out if you pre -order something from
Amazon and Because I have Amazon Prime shipping
which is a free two -day shipping right you can
pay $3 .99 and you can get next day shipping
which is a fantastic deal in a in of itself But
I was like I wonder if I if I pre -order something
does that mean I'll get it on the day that it's
released Or do I have to wait to the day after
I don't know how that works So I was testing
it the week before I had gotten x -men first
class And that worked out perfectly fine. I got
that the day it released. Four came around, and
like I said, on Tuesday, 9 o 'clock in the morning,
8, 9 o 'clock sometime in the morning, it said
that it was out for delivery. So I was like,
oh, this is exciting. Now my mail lady comes
in between, you know, 10 and 10 .30 in the morning.
She came and she went and she didn't leave anything.
And it still said out for delivery. By about
10 o 'clock at that night, it still said out
for delivery. It was like, I don't know where
this lady is, but she's not delivering shit at
10 o 'clock at night. No. Then at about 1 o 'clock
in the morning, it changed to say something along
the lines of, like, status not updated. Like,
what the hell does that mean? Yeah. Then the
next morning, then Wednesday morning, it changed
to say, again, that sorting is complete, and
that it was out for delivery. Again! I'm like...
Stupid, but I ended up getting it on Wednesday,
so whatever now um Yesterday I was supposed to
get my teen bottom is t -shirts which we'll talk
about later on Yes, I got awesome new t -shirts.
I had a maid I had the sample sent to me they
again were supposed to be delivered yesterday
Friday and Again the website 830 yet in the morning
said that they were out for delivery the mail
lady came didn't bring me any t -shirts she didn't
bring me any t -shirts kept going all day long
out for delivery out for delivery 11 o 'clock
at night last night changed the status to something
along the lines of again you know item not updated
yeah or status not updated yeah and then again
this morning at nine o 'clock in the morning
it said that sorting is complete and it's out
for delivery i'm like what I don't know if they're
just their website is stupid or What but now
the post office loses a ton of money? To the
point where they're talking now that they're
gonna have to stop doing Saturday deliveries
They're gonna have to close down the post office
on Saturday They're talking about delaying things
now usually priority mail gets to you from east
coast to west coast it usually only takes about
two days now they say it's like two to three
days but it really only takes about two days
right now they're saying that they're going to
push it back you know to make it three days so
they're going to even delay it even longer and
there have been rumors that they were going to
close they would have to close down for all of
the winter just to make up enough money to break
even now what people don't know is the post office
is The way that it's set up by government regulation
is that all their money, they cannot earn a profit.
The post office is prohibited from earning a
profit. They can only break even. And they earn
their money from selling stamps and, you know,
selling postage and shipping stuff and selling
boxes and all the stupid stuff, right? Well,
the biggest thing is that nobody sends letters
anymore. so exactly it's it's it's really pointless
but you know what in my mind really you know
forty -one sat in a lot of our state are but
like a forty -one stamp is really putting the
post office out of business that's stupid people
are using the post office they're not using it
to send letters anymore and that's true and i
don't know maybe they got so many people sending
letters that that's what it really was but it
just seems ridiculous they're losing that much
money on it and not not making it The balance
in shipping packages. I don't I don't know I
don't know how that works out But I was telling
or somebody was like, you know, what's the post
office? They don't get any tax money. That's
bullshit The United States government gives the
post office about a hundred million dollars a
year So they are funded by us tax payers Yeah,
so you're gonna tell me that my package is out
for delivery and then you're gonna make me wait
a whole nother day Kiss my ass, so what? That's
what I gotta say. Now, along the same lines of
shippers and mailers and mailing companies, last
year, a good friend of Team Bottomus, Spada,
I had sent him some money because he has Amazon
Prime like you do. And at the time, Transformers
Exodus, the War for Cybertron book, was coming
out and I wanted it. And I couldn't find it for
what I... Every bookstore I've been to at the
time, it was like 29, $39. And on Amazon, it
was like 15 bucks. I was like, okay. So Spada
offered to go ahead and get it for me, ship it
to me through his Amazon Prime thing. Now I guess
the two I I guess Amazon Prime you can choose
different because I've only used it a couple
of times I haven't used it a lot You can choose
a shipper or something like that because I apparently
it ended up on a UPS truck Okay, okay the day
it was out for delivery the Monday it was out
for delivery The apartment building next to mine
at the time where I used to live Caught on fire.
Oh That's bad. The entire building was burned
and smoked out. The entire inside of the building
was burned and smoked out. Because of all the
police, the fire trucks, all the emergency vehicles,
obviously the UPS guy isn't going to be able
to get to my location because of the other building,
okay? What pisses me off about UPS and FedEx
is that they often say, well, give us a contact
number, whatever else. But when you call them
saying, oh, hey, by the way, there's an obstruction
that the truck's not going to be able to get
through here. Can they come around another way
that isn't obstructed? Or can they call me where
I can meet them to pick up the package? I can
show you ID. They're like, Well, sorry, our drivers
don't have cell phones, and if they do, we don't
actually pay for their cell phones, blah, blah,
blah. And I'm thinking, what the fuck is wrong
with you fucking people? I could kind of understand
that. I mean, because UPS and FedEx, they're
on such really strict timetables to get certain
things out that if they have to constantly keep
going back, now... I would say at the end of
their shift, after they have everything delivered,
they should be able to go back. Well, see, the
thing is, I've been able to contact a couple
of times. I've been able to contact the local
UPS office that delivered to that address at
the time. And they're like, oh, sorry. That driver
has already gone home. And it's like, what? Are
you frigging kidding me? This place is supposed
to be, you know, UPS always says, you know, your
package will get to residential between 3 p .m.
and 7 p .m. Right. And it's like, seriously?
Yeah. Really? That's why, you know, I'm almost
tempted to somehow mark myself as like a business
so that my stuff is delivered all the time in
the morning. Yeah. I mean, that would make sense.
But yeah, I was just really, really aggravated
because number one, yesterday being Friday, I
wanted to actually do a video for Friday. I was
feeling good. I mean, this was before I went
into the doctors and I wanted to do a video.
I want to do a video review of the War for Cybertron
video game. And in it, I wanted to wear my nice
new team bottomless t -shirts that I could not
wear. And I'm like, well, I'm not going to do
the video if I can't wear the shirt. So that
got put off, and it's stupid, and it's annoying.
But I finally, today, got my team bottomless
t -shirt. And Mike, they're pretty griffy. I
know. I see them. I saw them. I was nervous.
I was nervous because on the picture, When I
designed the shirt, I had the logo and the black
version of the shirt is fine. I didn't have a
problem with that. But on the white version,
it looked like there were two different kind
of whites. And I was like, oh man, I hope when
I get the shirt, I don't have like a little block
on my chest that has a different tone of white
than the rest of the shirt. Like that's going
to look terrible because that's how it looks.
On the actual like when you order them or whatever.
Yeah, but um It's it came out perfect and it's
it's not even I don't even know how to describe
it. It's almost as if It's not like it's not
like silk screened or and it's not ironed on
where it's gonna come off or anything I mean,
this is almost as if they straight up Painted
or like the fabric that they use to make the
shirt is colored to, you know, around where the
logo is and where the words are and stuff. It's
amazingly done, and the shirts are very soft.
I don't know, Egyptian cotton. No, I don't know.
What are this? What's this made out of? I don't
know what this is. I'm looking at the back of
the tag. This is made in the United States of
America, so that's good. Made in America. Everybody
likes Made in America stuff. This is made. This
is what? Combed cotton. I don't know what it
says 100 % combed C -O -M -B -E -D. What is combed?
But it's combed cotton So it's very this is a
very soft shirt, and I've been walking around
wearing my white one all day long Yeah, and I
absolutely love it, and if anybody does want
to buy some You can go to districtline .com slash
ophthalmologist and you can buy them. Now, I'm
gonna try to get some, or I'm gonna try to give
them away, but the way that it works is through
District Lines, their website, if you get a shirt,
you have to pay, it's kind of like Cafe Press,
where there's a base price. That's how much everything
costs to make. This shirt is like $18 .99, just
by itself. Now to make money I have to raise
the price on it, but I don't want to raise the
price on it or anything I want to kind of keep
it at that so I'm not making any money from this
So if anybody wants to buy the shirt they can
and it doesn't you know no no money goes into
my pocket You just get a t -shirt from them right?
I mean I I mean I could charge maybe a dollar
more or whatever But I figure it's a t -shirt
people don't want to pay like $20 for a t -shirt
No, I will say through through cafe press or
through actually not cafe press through Zazzle
Okay as little store. Uh -huh. I've bought a
car I bought a couple of t -shirts off of there
But because I have to have slightly bigger sizes
than XL and double XL. I wear a 5x Shut up Right,
you know because they're I mean, you're not the
only one though I mean other people have said
that they would like to get bigger sizes. So
I'm looking into it I see other people but what
I'm trying to get at is the hot on zazzle .com
The higher size you go the more one t -shirt
is gonna cost. I think I paid $77 after shipping
for two t -shirts. Oh jeez. Yeah, I mean, you
know and then and that's Kind of standard. I
was looking at, uh, who was it? And it's probably
because he's probably got a better account than
me, but, um, RayWilliamJohnson, another YouTuber
who is very well -known, he's got t -shirts,
and he offers, you know, like 2X and 3X and 4X
or whatever, so I mean, they exist, but I don't
know if I have to have a special account to do
that, and yeah, it says that, you know, for each
one above, I think regular, extra -large, or
maybe 2X or something like that, you have to
add an additional $2. To the shirt which you
know that it makes sense because there's more
shirt. I mean, right, you know, there's a logic
there I understand it but it's like people keep
asking me and I wish I could You know, they're
like just send me one. Can you send me one? I
want you to send me one I want to wear it and
I would absolutely love to but that means I have
to pay for the shirt I have to pay to have the
shirt shipped to me then I have to pay to have
the shirt shipped to you so If you want a shirt,
I would humbly beg you not to make me get it
for you. Buy it yourself. Now, I mean... Buy
your own damn shirt. Buy your own damn shit.
I'm telling you. No, no, no. Not buy your own
damn shit. Buy your own damn shirt. Well, you
can do that too. I mean... Buy your own stuff.
You know, and somebody actually bought this shirt
for me. Somebody who comes to... Somebody actually
did buy a shirt and actually... Let me check.
I can check to see if anybody else bought any.
But one person, when I first made the shirts
go live, I was surprised to see that actually
somebody bought one. And it is still only one
person that has bought a shirt. You know, the
thing of it is, it's, if you guys have, if you
guys have, why the hell are they different colors?
That's really strange. If you guys are frequent
goers to my team bottom issue stream every Saturday,
the... Her name is Lady M. I think that's her
name. She doesn't even watch my videos. She's
just a friend of mine that I've known for a couple
years who likes just hanging out and watching
me do goofy silly stuff. She comes and watches.
She doesn't talk in the chat rooms or anything.
She's there. She bought a shirt. So all these
people that love op the bottom is You guys are
way behind you guys are way behind you need to
I mean And it's not even I know I know Billy
Billy Macklefresh a good friend of mine, but
Macklefresh Matt Matt whatever fresh. Yeah That's
crazy kids a little weird to me. He's a kid He's
a weird kid, but I've known him for a long time
too, and he's a good. He's a good kid. Yeah Well,
I can't call him a kid. He's going to college
now. He's in his first year of college, which
now I feel old but you are old I know I own I
know but you know, he's like he's like I'm gonna
buy one later on tonight and I'm like, well,
that's awesome I'm like that's very cool. And
he's like, well, yeah, I want I want to support,
you know team bodice You're not really supporting
anything because I'm not getting any money out
of this I mean, it's just cool to see people
wearing it and I don't know if it's ego or what
but I think it's Really kind of cool. I was walking
around all day today, and I'm like I got my own
t -shirt I think that's kind of cool now if I
ever were to see somebody walking around in public
wearing one I would probably shit myself I mean,
I I don't anticipate that's ever gonna happen,
but It is kind of cool Not to take away from
your coolness, but over at GeekCastRadio .com,
we actually made a hat through CafePress, which
I don't think anyone's ever bought our hat. I
wanted to make a hat, but they don't offer hats
at District Lines. They actually don't have a
heck of a lot of stuff to choose from. I'm going
to it now. They have... The regular t -shirt,
see and it shows up on here that I can go extra
small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2XL
and 3XL. Yet for some reason, that's not what
shows up. That's not what shows up in the store
when you look at it. Here's women's t -shirts,
here's a unisex pullover hoodie that I could
have. What else? There's a cozy, so I could have
a I don't know. Wait. I see. Yeah. You know,
like I know what it is. Oh, my god. Bottomless
logo on there. I could do I could make a puzzle.
I mean, it's kind of strange. You don't have
a hell of a lot of stuff. Yeah. You know, I mean,
they don't have bumper stickers or, you know,
I mean, I know Cafe Press has a lot of stuff.
But. Mean and this is I don't know people people
might may remember district lines is where I
got the Doc Brown t -shirt that says Doc Brown's
the only doctor I've ever trusted I Got that
shirt from them, you know months ago months ago,
and I love that shirt. So when I saw that they
were actually Inviting YouTube partners and stuff
to have accounts on there to make shirts and
stuff. I was like sweet. All right, I'll do it
Why not? I like it. It's good stuff. Oh, but
that's... And you also, to cheer up your spirits
from being at the Doctors last night, you went
to The Lion King, which is now in theaters again
for two weeks only. And we were talking about
this before, and actually, it was the number
one movie on Friday night at the theaters. It
brought in like $8 .8 million or something like
that. It's, it's celebrating the October 4th,
I think it is, release of the movie on Blu -ray.
Yep. And, so what they did was they went in and
they made it 3D and honestly, because it's a
2D movie, I think it, I think it almost, the
3D almost looks better on it. I mean, animation
nowadays is no longer 2D animation. You get stuff
like Pixar and... Dreamworks at all they're all
doing 3d animation and by 3d animation. I don't
mean like We're you know images are popping out
at you. It's just right. It's just not The CGI
yeah, yeah, the CGI is you know there's just
depth to it. Which is third dimension depth and
You know I mean like for example on the Simpsons
or early Simpsons would be considered 2d animation
to get an idea you know now Lion King originally
came out what was it in 94 yep it was a it was
a regular 2d movie that now they've turned into
a 3d movie and it was amazing i i was loving
it i was having a good time except for the fact
that obviously it was 7 30 in the afternoon on
a friday night and every single stupid annoying
little brat face kid was there and it's amazing
because they don't pay attention to the movie
they don't pay attention to the plot of the story
only when funny stuff happens do they you know
clap and they cheer and stuff i mean when when
when nala and simba first are reunited and they're
going around and they're singing can you do the
looks and i know the kids are off squealing and
squawking and making noise because there was
nothing going on but then when simba and scar
were fighting at the end of the movie everybody
was paying attention to that because there was
action so it's like yeah I hate kids, but watching
that movie again It was it's so much fun. I can't
wait for the blu -ray to come out I'm actually
kind of curious now that they've released the
3d version. I wonder if they're gonna come out
with a 3d Copy of the movie at something probably
well. Yeah, probably which I mean doesn't matter
to me I don't have a 3d TV, so I hear but at
any rate fantastic movie I know a lot of people
grew up watching that movie and liking it. I
was a kid, first time I ever actually saw it
was actually at Walt Disney World, which just
added to it being really cool because our family
went on vacation that summer that that movie
came out. It was just a wonderful ride. Probably
one of my favorite Disney movies of all time.
But those are some good times. I mean right around
that time like right before that I think Beauty
and the Beast came out After Lion King, I think
it was a Aladdin No, let it was Beauty and the
Beast was 91 Aladdin was 92 I don't remember
what was 93 and then Aladdin was and then now
Lion King was 94. Okay, so I mean there there
was a There was a good run of movies Disney films
and Disney animated features in the 90s were
great. Yeah We could do a whole show just on
those but oh yeah, but definitely a Worthwhile
movie to go and see and throw down your money
and and watch it now. I know some theaters are
Not not all theaters are well most of them are
are showing it in 3d But there's there's a few
kind of smaller theaters out there that are showing
it again, but it's only in 2d which At any at
any rate. It's a movie that should be seen again
To me it doesn't like for me ever since I've
still like because every movie that I've gone
to that I've liked this year or that i wanted
to see uh... i've actually because of that i
only go to one theater i've been forced to see
every single movie in three d i don't notice
a difference i mean yeah if i take the glasses
off i noticed that it kind of blurs a little
bit but oh yeah i honestly don't notice that
much of a difference and with a movie like lion
king i don't care if it's in two d seven d five
d i don't give a shit honestly needs to be seen
in theaters are you are you planning on going
to see the movie uh... probably not Aw, you should
go. You should go and see it in 3D. Right? I'm
telling you, just give it a try. Because, like
I said, because it's a 2D animation, what's really
cool is the background. I mean, you know, like
the characters are all in the foreground, and
you can see in the background that there's a
separation. And that's what looks really kind
of cool. In the beginning of the movie, one of
the greatest opening scenes of any movie is,
you know, when they're doing the circle of life.
you know song and you know you got the you know
that whole craziness there's a scene where it's
it's taken like like the camera's looking down
from way up high from like a bird's eye view
and it's looking down at this river that's going
and you see birds that are flying and they're
layered on top of each other and you can see
Lower flock of birds and then you can see another
flock of birds That's like kind of in the middle
and then even closer to where the camera would
be is a higher flock and you can see The the
depth in it and I think that's only that good
because it is a 2d animation Right and it's it's
you know I mean and you can do that yeah, I mean
you could see that with like say darker than
moon or you know any of these new movies, but
because because that's It's a two -dimensional
cartoon. It just looked unbelievable. And I've
seen several, you know, movies now in 3D. And,
you know, including, you know, the original Toy
Story movies. We saw, you know, there was a whole,
when that whole Toy Story 3 was coming out, they
re -released Toy Story 1 and 2 as a double feature
in a lot of cinemas in 3D. And we watched it,
and it looked good, but this one just looked
the best. Yeah, absolutely fantastic looking
anybody that likes Lion King or just Happy movies
in general. It's it's a good. I don't know if
it's essentially a happy movie. It's a happy
movie I mean, there's tragic parts in it, but
that's That's that's a huge understatement of
the film plot there. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know what?
I'm trying to think no Little Mermaid came out
before Yeah, Little Mermaid was 1989. Yeah, I'm
still trying to think what came out in that 1993
time. Oh, I remember what one of them was. It
was the sequel to The Rescuers, The Rescuers
Down Under, because I remember seeing that in
theaters. Oh, that was a good movie. I like The
Rescuers and The Rescuers Down Under. Those are
good movies. Yeah. But oh well, what are you
going to do? You live, you learn. Oh God, please
don't say that again. Ow. Why am I having a lambs
flashbacks? Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. What
else? What else can we ramble on about? Oh, we
actually have to wrap this up pretty soon. Yeah,
you have your team bottom as you stream in 15
minutes. Yeah, and I'm sending that message out.
Hey, I gotta keep people in the know Yes, we
did have one other topic that we I think we're
gonna save for the The next time that we're gonna
do this. I wanted to save it Yeah, it's yeah,
you know because I want to try to get the spade
on here for this right, right? So yeah, that'd
be good one of the topics for next time that
we were gonna do this time You won't be talking
about your mama We're gonna do it next time is
youtubers. We just don't or can't watch Considering
what considering how many schlongs there are
on YouTube yeah anyway, yeah Very true senior.
Oh god. I wish I had my Rimshot app ready for
that one Yeah, that was good. Put that in post
-production. Exactly. Don't get me started. So
yeah, the other thing I wanted to bring up was
I know Jimmy boy James Hinnigan had mentioned
Something about because he lives over in Ireland
that it's long distance for him to call the voicemail
line if anyone wants to interact with the team
bottomless variety hour if you want to leave
a message or if you want to do any of that kind
of stuff for those that Cannot call the voicemail
line You can if you have the ability to record
mp3 format you can just email them to me tfg1mike
at gmail .com For those of you who have the ability
to call the voicemail line that is 502 -526 -5821
And so far no voicemails so No, but somebody
should leave a freaking voicemail. I want voicemails.
You don't give me voicemails. I'll Punch you
in your butt. You don't give us voicemails. You
don't get free toys Really quickly have you ever
seen the Mater's tall tales? No You've never
seen oh god every time I see the One of the ones
where he's he's a monster truck wrestler And
he's uh, he's going up against the ice cream
er and the gag is that made her dresses up as
a little boy requesting an ice cream cone and
Every time I think of that I think of Excuse
me. Mr. Out to bottom is where do you get your
toys? Where do you buy this? Where do you buy
them? Like oh my god So, all right, we're gonna
wrap this up who the hell are you Am up to the
bottom is that Spanish? That bottom is or that
actually sound like it's Italian paper Jimmy
just made me download a pke meter app. Yeah I
paid 99 cents for this dumbness. Oh Thanks, Jimmy
Anyhow. Thanks for nothing. Anyhow. Alright,
so this has been Team Bottomless Variety Hour
Episode 2. I am TFG1 Mike and you are? I am Optobotinous.
Don't fuck with the podcasters and we'll see
you next time.
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