CINEMA GEEKS
2017 Movie Awards

About this Episode
Hi, this is John Delancey and you are listening
to the GeekCast Radio Network. Hello and welcome
to episode 160 of The Cinema Geeks. I am one
of your Cinema Geeks Optimus Solo and joining
me for today's special record is... Hard candy,
Mandy. Oh, hey, guys. Hey, girls. Girl. What?
What? Move your ball, Dan. Hello. Hey, how's
it going? Not too bad. And Fritleysen? Hi. We're
all here and accounted for, and we're ready to
celebrate. 2017 because that's what we do this
time of year. So this is our first of our special
episodes where we are going to be giving you
our movie awards. If you didn't listen last year
how we kind of do this is each one of us independently
comes up with our own categories, our own awards,
trophies, recognition that we want to give. And
when it's our turn to reveal an award, it can
be a number of different things. It could be
just a winner. It could be a winner and a runner
-up. It could be a top three or maybe four or
five, whatever the people came up with. So we
just kind of bounce back and forth between all
of us until we're out of awards to give. Gives
us a chance to highlight a bunch of the different
movies from 2017 that we either enjoyed or maybe
didn't enjoy. And leads up nicely to next week's
episode in which we will give you our actual
favorite films. of 2017. Before we get into the
actual list Dan, anything that you want to preface
this with or anything I didn't say as far as
business? I only say for my personal word what
I try to do is I specifically tried to highlight
movies that I won't be talking about next week
for our top 10. So if you were wondering why
I don't bring out certain movies this week, but
next week, that was purposeful. And also with
some of the end of the year blogs that we're
working on or constructing, similar, a lot of
best performances, things of that nature, a lot
of those are gonna be covered in those blogs.
So for my awards, I'll also try to stick away
from... doubling up on that end. So you had to
be a little bit more creative, so it might be
a little weirder, but you should make it more
fun. Yeah and so far the also thing that I wanted
to bring up too is that none of us know the actual
awards, like the actual movies or people or moments
that are going to be chosen by them. We just
went over the categories that we all have so
that's all we know is the categories that people
have come up with and I will tell you guys are
in for a treat because the other Cinema Geeks
came up with some very creative categories that
I wish I was smart enough to come up with. But
like Dan said we will be doing a couple of blogs
that we do every year which we give out our genre
awards, some technical and art awards. awards
that we have. What else do we do, Dan? We have
miscellaneous awards where we can kind of recognize
different things like trailers and movie posters
and some of that type of stuff, and usually we'll
put together... Yeah, best genres, best art,
and then the art and technical awards, cinematography,
things of that nature, special effects, and then
best genres, so best action, film, comedy. So
for those, since we're doing that article, I
didn't include those for my awards. Yeah, and
then sometimes we do if we have time we'll put
together a best movie moments to that one takes
a little bit more time though So no promises
there Matt or Amanda anything you want to get
off as far as caveats or anything before you
do your Before we start revealing things. I also
didn't want to give too much away from my top
ten. So I steered away from pointing out too
much on a few movies. I only saw about a dozen
movies in theaters this year, so I've got a very
small list of things. Still fun and creative
either way. So we're going to start with one
that most of us had in common here. Also, I guess
a way to start with a negative and hopefully
turn positive somewhere along the record and
then on a good note. But we're going to start
with most disappointing film or biggest Letdown.
Amanda, do you want to start? Oh me? What? Ladies
first. I have a top four here. Top four biggest
letdowns. Let's hear it. Biggest letdowns, top
four here. Number one, should I start with the
most? No, start with number four. Okay, number
four. I don't want to build up anything. I'm
going to build it up the tension. Super recent
watch for me and that's the Shape of Water. Like
I dug Kevin's face. I liked how the movie looked.
I thought it was a kind of a cool concept, but
I didn't buy the relationship. Like it didn't
work for me. Like the romantic relationship.
So I just needed, I needed a little bit something
more for that to meet a super like it. Kevin,
what's wrong with you? I'm in shock. Continue.
Number three is Rough Night. I wanted more shenanigans
out of this and I didn't get it. So love the
players, still let down. Didn't love the game.
Didn't love the game here, nope. Number two is
It Comes at Night. Wasn't scary. What? Was not
scary. What's going on here? He's losing his
mind. I was excited for Joel Edgerton to be in,
like, a horror movie, and this... I mean, there
was a lot of tension, but it wasn't scary for
me. It was not what I thought I was gonna be,
so let down by that. And I know Kevin, stop it.
My number one biggest letdown was a cure for
wellness. I was pretty stoked for that and it
went in a direction I didn't want it to go. So
we might have some similarities in our categories,
but trust me, there's not going to be any similarities
in the picks. Kevin. I think Kevin's biggest
letdown of this year might be Amanda's letdown.
I'm just a little bit in shock. I'm going to
go with mine next then, since I'm the one making
the big deal. about it I guess. So I have a list
of five biggest letdowns for me and I guess I
don't have them in a specific order but I'll
try to make one up as I go here. For my number
five I'm gonna go with the Beguiled. like Sofia
Coppola for the most part and have liked at least
a few of the films that she's done and I thought
based on the premise and the cast that I was
gonna dig this one but it let me down especially
towards the latter I guess the last act or the
final third so let down there Lost City of Z
I think I had this on my most anticipated list
like two years in a row and that was a mistake
because that was one of the most painful theater
experiences I think I had this year as far as
just being completely bored out of my mind and
then the ceiling collapse in our theater so that
didn't help to add, I guess, the overall enjoyment
of the film. After that I would say Dark Tower.
It was a pretty big let down from a Stephen King
adaptation, Idris Elba, Matthew McConaughey.
Didn't work real well there. And then I guess
my top two would be All Eyes on Me. Really thought
they were gonna somehow be able to capture the
same type of magic that we got out of straight
out of Compton And they did not even come close
that was a slog of a film and my number one film
It was in my most anticipated top ten and this
basically how I went off of this I tried to pick
things that were in my like top 10 20 30 most
anticipated films and this one was very high
I'm gonna put Okja as my most disappointing film.
I wanted to be on board with it, and I liked
parts of it, but Overall, it did not wow me as
much as I was hoping for, so that's my five.
Amanda, what do you think? I gave you a hard
time. I agree with those. Excellent, excellent.
All right, Dan, I think you had some most disappointment
as well. I do, I do. And I will say, Ocher hurts
me. I didn't love Ocher, but I did enjoy it.
And that was one of my most anticipated movies
as well. But for my big disappointments, I also
had... Dark Tower. I remember way back when we
started like back when this was my weekly like
four names ago and we were talking about Dark
Tower and it was like gonna be this massive thing
with multiple parts and like part TV series and
movie and like and finally the movie came out
and then it ended up being just kind of very
forgettable and this considering all the pieces
that were there it was That was a pretty big
let down. Glad I got it from my library and it
cost me nothing. Also the mummy, which I wasn't
expecting a lot from, but I thought there was
some potential in this dark universe idea. I
mean, Universal Monsters were the first ever
universe or movie cinematic universe. So I thought
they could. do something with it. And that just
that movie is just not very good. A ghost story,
which is I know it's going to hurt a lot of people.
And it's a movie that I greatly respect in a
lot of ways. But I have a lot of issues with
it. And I know when I say that a lot of people
are reactions because I hope you don't like slower,
very methodical films or it. I hated it. I hated
it. It was so bad. My issue with it is not it's
pacing not like how long it's taking or my issue
was I felt it was very much reliant on You bringing
in your own personal grief and it and then didn't
earn that especially the you know the pie sequence
winning people talk about the it Within itself.
I don't have an issue with but I felt very pandering
and very very manipulative to me like I always
felt that the but you know i'm pretty sure that
if you listen to the commentary track it's going
to just be the director pounding himself on the
back for the duration of it it just felt like
it was very purposeful in what it was trying
to do and it didn't earn that for me like you
don't get to use grief as a reason why this movement
moment should work when you haven't given me
any other reasons behind that i just felt that
was i don't know can i just say uh kind of jump
in there a little bit when he says that he does
not mind you know us a film is taking its time
or slower pacing or different things like that
if you guys have been listening to our show for
the last you know however many years we've been
on you know that's true like it's not something
that's going to turn down off from a from a film
so if he's saying it didn't work it's definitely
for those other reasons and i can definitely
agree with you i was i didn't hate the film I
like some of the things that it was trying to
say and some of the things that it made you feel
but I agree there's a lot of moments there that
it just didn't earn and and that pie sequence
is terrible. I mean there's a lot of bling with
that movie but I won't I won't disagree like
I don't like I think it's worth watching if someone
says I should watch it I would I would say definitely
but it just and also And I'll get to another
category when we talk about that another disappointment
for me was also a movie Wilson I'm a big fan
of the graphic novel It's based off of I thought
willy harrelson would hit the road. I love skills
and friends Which it was the guy the directors
previous movie and it ended up just being okay
It felt like a very much a watered -down version
of that story and that character Probably my
biggest disappointing movie is Downsizing. I
loved Alexander Payne. I loved Nebraska. I thought
him doing a high concept would be kind of cool,
but it's kind of a gigantic mess. It just doesn't
work. It's not as funny. It's probably his worst
movie. It was a really big surprise. He might
be better just doing more personal stories rather
than the high concept. And then another one,
which I... a strange film, but it's Batman and
Harley Quinn. And it's Bruce Timm coming back
to doing his animation style. And it's an oddity.
It's kind of like him almost doing the classic
campy... Adam West but in the more than 90s animated
style or more updated version of it but there
are just some scenes that seem really off to
me there's like a farting sequence in the Batmobile
is these really long musical numbers it's all
and then it's I'm surprised he got it made because
it does a lot of risky things, but I don't think
all those risks pay off. I was just hoping that
we'd get something akin to what he did in the
past and the point for him trying something new,
but I just think it didn't work as well as it
could have. Interesting on a couple of those.
Yeah, Wilson, I think you're right. It was just
an okay movie. People made it seem like it was...
Awful and I don't think it was like as bad as
like the the feedback came across film Twitter
when that movie came out But it you're right.
It was just okay and downsizing the reviews and
the I guess film Twitter's reaction to that one
actually kept us away from it because We were
gonna go see that and I think just the the negative
outcry from that kept me away. It wasn't one
that was on my most anticipated but it was one
over the course of the year that I started to
anticipate more and more and then I was just
like oh there's not a single good thing being
said about that film so maybe we'll have to pick
a different film instead to go watch. So interesting
that you're on board with that as well as it
being a disappointment. Matt, anything that you
wanted to highlight as far as your limited viewing
that was maybe your biggest disappointment? Yeah,
everyone had a huge list. I think the movie that
disappointed me the most was Valerian. I had
high hopes for that one and it ended up just
being okay. It wasn't terrible, but as far as
hopes to enjoyment, it was the biggest disappointment.
Also, not surprisingly, Justice League wasn't
a good movie either. It wasn't terrible. It was
probably better. I don't want to say it was a
disappointment because it was better than I expected.
It just wasn't good. The first barb has been
thrown between Matt and Amanda for the day. We'll
see how that goes as we move along. Amanda, what
incredible category would you like to go with
next? Okay, so I could jump into a couple categories
that we kind of touched on. Okay. Maybe, man,
maybe I'm gonna go with Biggis. Meh, it was okay.
Okay. I got a top four here, and the reason I'm
gonna start with this is because my number four
is Valerian and A City of a Thousand Planets.
I even re -watched this to see like, you know,
did I like this? Did I not like this? And it's
just kind of... Middle of the road like it's
entertaining but not memorable and not not what
I wanted out of it for sure It's got like a couple
cool moments and things like that some cool visuals
like with the virtual reality and then some of
that But overall I agree with you. It seemed
like it didn't No, it didn't at all. And number
three was Ghost in the Shell. I think I liked
it, it was good. But I wasn't as wowed by it
as I thought I was gonna be. I think maybe my
expectations were a little too high. So it didn't
fall completely flat, but it was just like, man,
okay. So these are like movies that you would
put on like in the background as you were doing
something else? Yeah, yeah, most likely. Number
two, this might be, I don't know, I don't know
how much flack I'm gonna get for this one, but
Blade Runner 2049. Cool, but I wasn't like so
entertained that my mind was blown. DJ Valentine
is not gonna appreciate that comment. Well, come
at me, bro. Come at me, bro. Continue. My number
one is, I don't know, Murder on the Orient Express.
I was really entertained, I thought it was a
good story, there was some predictable stuff
going on, and I don't know, I just wasn't like...
as blown away by it as I thought it was going
to be. Okay. I think that's what this list is.
It should have been, thought I was going to be
blown away, wasn't, not a bad movie, but still
not as awesome as I thought. That's what this
category is. I like that. That's a much longer
name though. I want to see that on a plaque.
Instead of like a picture and then like a little
words at the bottom, it would have to be all
words and then a tiny little picture at the bottom.
Dan, I think you had something maybe similar
to that on your list, but slightly different.
Yeah, I have basically what I'm calling like
rainy Saturday afternoon movies which are like
not or really a movie where they're not necessarily
bad films, but they're ones that like are You
just want something just to kind of put on that
is not going to engage you You just need to kill
time or you're just looking for something that
you're can do put on in while you're working
on something or or what have you And for me that
one of those would be American made which is,
it's a fine film, it does nothing special, it's
Tom Cruise being Tom Cruise, it's pretty stylistic,
it's got an interesting enough story, but it's
not really, I feel like once you're done with
it, it's kind of like faster, you're pretty much,
you're not hugely, hugely memorable, and then
the other one would be Win It All, which is currently
streaming on Netflix, it's a... It's a nice sweet
little story about, though I shouldn't say that
because it's basically about this poker player
and his gambling addiction, but then he ends
up kind of getting this bag of money that he
is in charge of and he has to try to protect
it in a way. I don't want to give anything away,
but it's just, you know, it's very low key and
not. there's high -stakes drama but it's never
I feel like it's ever approached that way so
it's and it's uh it's relatively short too so
it's uh I liked it I think it's a good movie
but it's not necessarily it's like you don't
want a movie that's going to make you think overly
or you just want you know there's something to
kind of uh you know um like if you're not feeling
well and you just need something to watch uh
my house right now it's full of the flu so it's
like that type of thing where it's like there's
a lot of distraction going on so you don't necessarily
need something hugely philosophical just something
kind of enjoyable enough. I would like to see
the statistics I know they do this from time
to time where they take a movie and they like
especially like when they determine main leading
roles versus supporting roles and whatnot for
American made I would like to know the percentage
of shots and or scenes that Tom Cruise is not
in because Felt like he was in 99 % of every
moment on screen so But you're right that is
that fits the category pretty perfectly or something
that you can kind of keep track of With the side
of your brain that you don't need to really focus
on but you can still kind of get the gist of
it And that's not a terrible film. So I like
that one I have one coming up here. Let's go
with I'm gonna go with biggest movie badass or
biggest badass in the film. So this is gonna
kind of highlight maybe some of the action films
or some of the stars that were just trying to
kick ass and take names over the course of the
year. So I have a list of five of them. So I'm
gonna start with number five kind of just snucking
because I wanted a fifth one, but I'm gonna go
with Michael Fassbender's character from Alien.
I just think that there's interesting moments
there towards the end and he does prove that
he's definitely one that you don't want to mess
with. So I'll leave that somewhat vague. And
then the other four are a little bit more obvious
probably. I'm gonna go with The Rock in The Fate
of the Furious because The Rock is a badass in
every movie, so why not at least highlight one
of them? And I thought he does have some interesting
sequences there as he's getting... Involved with
Jason Statham's character, etc. So I thought
that was he had some pretty badass moments. I'll
go with Charlize Theron from Atomic Blonde That
was her being a pretty good badass I'm kicking
a lot of butt and doing some things on stairwells
and whatnot. Also getting her own ass kicked
Yeah, but she could take it and then apparently
not get knocked out very easily. So that was
pretty badass I got way too many concussions
for that I'm gonna go with Vince Vaughn from
brawl and cellblock 99. I don't know if I've
ever seen some of the things that they pulled
off in that movie as far as action sequences
or shots like Vince Vaughn is a big dude but
I don't think I've ever seen it showcased like
it was in Brawl and Cell Block 99 so he did some
things that were definitely you had to almost
turn away from the TV so that you didn't see
the results of some of the physical stuff he's
doing I mean the movie starts off with him beating
the crap out of a vehicle Like I I don't know
how many people can do what he did with that
vehicle But come on if we were talking about
badasses we have to highlight this one even if
it's a sequel He's still equally as a badass
and that's John wick to John wick from John wick
to so I mean I think there's a lot of things
that happen in that movie some involving pencils
and Other things that are very much the height
of badass area. So that's my list for the biggest
movie badasses of 2017 Matt You got an award
you want to give out? So since we're moving from
bad to good, I think now would be the perfect
time to do my favorite part of a bad movie. And
I'm sitting here trying to rack my brain, trying
to figure out another good one. Because there
are three movies that I would say that I watch
that aren't great movies, that aren't good movies.
but only one moment sticks out to me. Not even
moment, but element. And that's the three information
broker brothers from Valerian. When did that
movie come out? Like nine months ago, 10 months
ago. And I'm still thinking about them. Like
I read the, in the lead up to Star Wars, there
was a book called Canto Byte and there was a
story about three brothers that were just going
around gambling. And like those three guys reminded
me of the three guys from Valerian so much. Like,
I think I might be buying the Funko Pops of these
guys. I loved those three guys so much and how
they interacted. And like they were, like that
movie had some good stuff. I liked the VR market
was a fun idea. But those three stood out to
me more than anything in that movie in the long
run, I guess. Welcome to Big Market! I think
that's the interesting thing, too, when I've
tried to do the best scenes or the best movie
moments before over the course of a year. The
fun part about that is there are a lot of films
that might not have been as high on your list.
They're not going to make your top 10 or top
20 or whatever, but could have just one good
moment or one good scene. So it's kind of fun
to go back and think about those from movies
that might not have been overly... Thrilling
or exciting or great or anything like that. So
interesting pick there. I like it Amanda What
do you want to go to next positive negative somewhere
in between? Okay, let's do best sci -fi concept,
okay, I've got a top five here I mean our five
is ghost in the shell. I thought it was kind
of a cool idea to how they like made her and
her her whole, um, like, the world that they
build up with, you know, that guy's eyes were
replaced. I like that kind of thing, I like how,
like, the bio -mechanical engineering, I thought
it was pretty dope. I think they pulled it off,
too, as far as, like, the look. They did that
pretty well. Number four, uh, Colossal. I thought
that was, um, something unique. Didn't expect
that. And, uh, it had a sci -fi element. But
it dealt with a bunch more. I liked it. Let's
do number three is split. I liked the multiple
personalities. I would have liked to have seen
more of them. But I still thought the concept
was awesome. And number two was bright. I dug
it. The concept? Yeah. Or the execution? The
concept. We're talking about concept. I know,
I know. No, I liked that... there was this whole
world meshing, you know, fairy tale and Lord
of the Rings type stuff with modern day. I love
that. And then my number one is a Netflix movie,
What Happened to Monday? Nice. Nice way to get
that one in there. You somewhat watched that
without me, but what about that? I don't remember
all of it. What was the concept in that one that
you enjoyed the most? I like, so I read this
book in one of my English literature school books
in high school, maybe middle school, and it was
where in the future you can only have so many
kids, and if not then you're punished and fined
and all this other stuff. Well, there was like...
Also called China. Calm down. But this is a near
future... reality where, what are they, septuplets?
Is that seven? Septuplets, but they could have
only had one, so the Great Lakes that they went
to to make it seem like they were just one person
was incredible. Alright, I like it. I like the
idea for sci -fi concepts. That's good too, because
again, it can highlight movies that were both
good and or bad, but the concept was good. So,
Dan, any thoughts on those or on to your next
category? Yeah, I agree with a lot of those concepts
because like even bright I think there's like
you could Take that and make a better movie or
like I could see that being even like a great
comic Considering Mackland Landis has I think
it's probably better comic book writer than he
is a screening writer But that's another story.
So my next category are hidden gems slash surprises
So these are movies that ended up surprising
me or films that I think are are worth watching
that I don't see many people talking about, no
really awards consideration, or haven't really
appeared on many top tens that I've seen. Number
one, these aren't really in any specific order,
but starting off is Donald Cried. It's from first
time director, and he also is the titular character,
Chris Averson, and it's a... Sorry about this
guy who goes back to his hometown. He was a he's
like basically a stockbroker in New York he goes
back to this kind of Working -class hometown,
but in that process he loses his wallet and then
kind of ends up having to rely on his former
friend Donald who is a this kind of very huge
character like you You meant he reminds me of
like you took like a Tim and Eric character,
but made him genuine in a way and he really makes
it worth watching. He's just such a unique character
that is probably one of my favorites of the year
and this is actually streaming on Netflix if
you're interested in watching it. The next is
also from a first -time director that although
she's done a lot of past Short film something
but she was actually named as like an upcoming
talent like almost a decade ago Hope Dixon leech
and the movie leveling is like her first feature
length film and actually stars an actress of
Lord of the Rings fans will be aware of Ellie
Kendrick and it's basically the story where she
goes home after her father her brother dies and
she's working with her her dad and they are on
this form that's failing and Kind of it's about
family and communication and the problems that
emerge when there's a lack of that communication
amongst one another and like all these different
things are sort of boiling up that they weren't
really talking about. But it's a really moving
story. And it was actually in my top 10 for quite
some time until I watched some more films, but
I thought it was really well directed. It really,
you know, it's a very super low budget. I was
actually watching some behind the scenes things
and like it was so low budget, they couldn't
actually afford a real acting dog. they had to
basically just get someone's dog from craigslist
to use it using some scenes which is like i didn't
realize how much of those acting dogs get paid
but they get paid bank so there you go uh this
one isn't really a hidden gem because a lot of
people are talking about it but it is a big to
me was a huge surprise because we did like our
most anticipated like top 100 list and i didn't
see this even come up but it ended up being really
an enjoyable film and that's brigsby bear um
just uh really unique story that is best experienced
knowing as little as possible. So that's all
I'll say. Crown Heights is another movie that's
currently streaming on Amazon. It's a classic
story of a, which is kind of sad to say, but
a story of a person who goes to jail. um for
a crime he didn't commit based on real life it's
actually based upon a story that this american
life did and uh it's really it's really just
well executed um and uh very uh well acted um
you know not groundbreaking but i think it's
effective and lastly um hunter gatherer which
is similar along those realms. It's about a man
who comes home after being in jail and he's trying
to basically put his life back together and the
lengthy ghost you like he's trying to sell. It
starts the actor who plays Bubbles in The Wire.
So if you like him, he's a really underrated
actor. He's wonderful in this. And I guess some
people consider it a 2016 film. I don't know.
It's hard to know the years of the movies. It's
difficult, but that also is currently streaming
on Netflix. But it's just a really... well -made
independent movie about this guy and just all
the different things he's trying to do to kind
of say afloat and his weird relationship with
his mom. It's really good though, so I would
recommend all those. Alright, I like it. I like
it. Especially one of them that you mentioned.
I haven't seen the other ones I've seen them
the titles that be you know You put it out there
that they were on Netflix and I've been wanting
to catch up with a couple of those But I haven't
had a chance to yet I have a category here that
kind of goes along the same lines of a couple
things that you mentioned because you know a
couple of those films that you were talking about
were first -time directors and so one of my categories
is best directorial debut I want to put a caveat
on that. It was not just in general best directorial
debut. I was talking about more so somebody that
was making the crossover from the in front of
the camera to behind the camera so I guess best
directorial debut for a an actor and or a writer
or something of that nature but now this time
they were directing and I had basically five
of them here that I wanted to mention or four
of them excuse me Actually, I just have one that
I'm gonna give the winner to because there was
a bunch of them that were there But I don't necessarily
I'm not vouching for their film So people that
made their directorial debut that we're kind
of crossing over this year. We had Andy circus
do something With breathe we had Brie Larson
with glass castle making Blair We had Aaron Sorkin
flip to the directors chair for Molly's game
but I think the most impressive thing that we
saw as far as an actor or actress or writer that
that directed their first film this year would
have to be Jordan Peele and Get Out. So I just
wanted to kind of highlight that and kind of
how impressive it was for his first film to be
something that has been as well received as Get
Out has been. So that would be my directorial
debut award or crossover director award, however
you want to term that. So I should have thought
that out a little bit more before I came up with
it. Matt, what else do you want to give out?
Whoo alright, I think what I'll do is best new
character added to a franchise and Like this
isn't necessarily about how well it was acted
Or how pivotal they are. This is more like the
character that got added to a franchise So it
has to be new to this year that I want to see
more from okay um that like interested me personally
um and i got three here uh one mantis from the
guardians of the galaxy like i think she's got
an interesting power i'm always huge into empathy
and things like that so like like you know like
diana troy from star trek um was one of my favorite
characters so like i want to see her more and
i want to know more about her as a character
um X23 I think undeniably one of the the best
like one of the best child performances you'll
like like ever and then interesting like if they're
done with that character story I'm fine with
that but if if there's any interest to make more
I would definitely watch that and finally I don't
know I feel like I have to start defending before
I even say it Rose Tico from The Last Jedi might
be like In my top three favorite Star Wars characters
of all time, which is crazy thing to say for
a franchise that's over 40 years old that I've
read like a hundred or more books in, like I
resonate with that character in ways that I haven't
resonated with characters in movies before. So
like I want Rose in everything now. Like she's
like my favorite. Excellent. Good picks there.
I agree with those. I think those were some highlights
of those different films and I would be a game
for seeing more of those, all three of those.
So. Amanda was that the chick that saved? Yeah,
yes, yes, you are correct. Okay. What else you
got? Oh Man, let's do my biggest surprise biggest
surprise top foe. Go for it My number four is
Jungle with Harry Potter. His name is Daniel
Radcliffe. Harry MF 'ing Potter, okay. Not looking
so good in that film, by the way. No, it was
not an easy watch. Yeah, he's kind of a creepy
looking, cool as a little kid, you're a creepy
adult. Especially when you're emaciated. No,
but it was like what the Lost City of Z should
have been. So I think that's why it kind of resonated
with me, because I saw Lost City Z and it was
shit. I was like, this is fucking awful. And
then Jungle comes along, which I have no expectations
for, and then ended up enjoying. My number three
is already something that's been mentioned, and
that's Brigsby Bear. I didn't know what to expect
from this either. I think the theme of this Category
for awards is I didn't have expectations for
it. So then going in and enjoying it I I think
that it was a really cool concept and As awkward
and weird as it was it worked everything worked
And my number two is The Big Sick, which I didn't
want to see because the name sounds gross to
me. Like, I just feel like it's just like a bunch
of vomit. So I was like, man, I can't really,
I don't like hearing it, so I didn't really want
to watch it. But I ended up enjoying that one,
too. Okay, so my number one is one that we got
to see in an advanced screening. So, I mean,
free movies, right? Always gotta love those.
And that's Gifted. I think it had so much heart.
I loved the relationship. I loved how Chris Evans'
character viewed how to deal with a gifted child.
I think it was great. And it made me cry a lot.
And I got a lot out of it. I got a lot of good
emotional feelings. Alright, I like them all.
Sounds good. Dan, what do you got next? I'll
go with a quick one and it's what I'm calling
best movie to watch in chunks At this day and
age. I often watch a lot of movies in chunks.
I don't get to watch the mini from start to finish
So I thought I'd get one that actually kind of
where it works and actually made me make it better
and it's actually a blade of the immortal which
is a tight Thank you. She became a film who he's
done a lot. He's done like 13 assassins This
is like his hundred movie he's made it's based
off a manga And it the reason why it works in
chunks is because the basic premise of it. It's
kind of like an anime TV show in a way where
like he kind of goes along the way and it's about
this character who is immortal because he was
given these different worms that basically heal
any wounds and it's very similar to Logan in
a way because this girl comes to him to try to
avenge her family that was murdered and so he's
going do this different uh, cavalcade of characters
and it's basically goes one character and they
talk and discuss and they fight and then he goes
another character so you basically get to watch
it in those chunks okay here's first character
level one second character level two so and it
ends up making it a little less repetitive because
it's almost three hours long uh so when you break
it up like that i think it's actually somewhat
of a better experience which i know is sacrilegious
but you know when you you gotta make time somehow.
So if you're looking for a movie when you wanna
watch it in chunks, I feel like it's a good option.
So that's Blade of the Immortal. I think there
is a lot more people that do have to watch films
in chunks, so I think they'll appreciate some
recommendations as far as that goes, being able
to watch them in small chunks and get it all
together. So, interesting pick there. I've not
seen that one yet. I'm going to kind of piggyback
off of something that Amanda was just talking
about because it fits into one of the awards
that I was going to give out, and I'm doing a...
there was a lot of films that had, you know...
parental relationships and things like that and
I was also thinking back to Something that we
talked about last year with like like the dad
for Morse of America. So Morse from America So
I was thinking about doing a best dad worst dad
list I didn't feel like I was as capable of coming
up with great choices on the mom side So I kept
it just to dads. I'm doing best dad and worst
dad. So Start with a negative here For worst
dad. I just had three possibilities I didn't
have a winner, but my three options were there
were Woody Harrelson's character from the glass
castle and then I had Mark Hamill's character
from Brigsby Bear and The character played by
Colin Farrell from the killing of a sacred deer
I just felt like maybe not Dad of the Year material
for all three of those. Although I guess you
could sort of make an argument that Colin Farrell
is not necessarily a bad guy in that movie, but
someone put in a bad situation. But I guess if
I was picking a winner it would probably be Mark
Hamill from Brigsby Bear and I'm not going to
say anything as far as why or what. As far as
best dad, I have just three that kind of stood
out for me. I have Kevin Costner's, or actually
four, Kevin Costner's character. Molly's game
I thought he was a good dad that was there for
and like I thought the dad from and I'm I don't
have the actor's name written down so I'm not
coming up with it off the top my head but the
dad from Lady Bird I thought he was very level
-headed calm yet intelligent father figure in
that film I have the reason I was piggybacking
off of Amanda because I also have a shout out
to Chris Evans from gifted I thought he was a
good dad in what he was trying to do and kind
of over the course of that film and then can
I cheat and just throw in a character from a
movie I love and let's say that Maybe not from
this film in certain respects, but Caesar's just
a great dad in War for Planet of the Apes. So
we're in the Planet of the Apes films in general.
You might make an argument that War for Planet
of the Apes doesn't highlight that as much, but
he's a good dad. So those are my good dads and
bad dads, but I'm sure I missed a slew of them
because there were so many films that dealt with
parental figures. So if you have other ideas
that you think should be named in there, just
let us know in the comment section on the website
or tweet to us ones that I forgot about. Matt,
another award. that you would like to give out?
Yeah, this one's simple. My award for the best
reveal, or best WTF moment, if you will. And
there were some good ones, like Hela's past,
or Odin and Hela as characters, where it's like,
hey, Thor, it hasn't been all peace and love
and stuff. Like before, you know, back in the
olden times, like we're Viking culture. But I
think my favorite one was in Spider -Man Homecoming
when he goes to pick his date up only to find
out that he's dating the villain's daughter.
Like that moment was so tense in the theater.
Like it was so good. Like that, I love it. Yeah,
I have that one written down as one of my early
thoughts for one of the best movie moments of
the year because I don't know how many people
were, unless they knew going in, were anticipating
that reveal behind the other side of the door
that opens. So that was definitely a jaw -dropping
moment. I can't agree more. Amanda? My next schedule
right now? Yeah, that's how it's been going.
Shut up. Let's... You know what, let's go to
most cringeworthy moments. Alright? I'm not...
You had this last year, I think, and there was
definitely a lot of cringeworthiness. Oh. Oh
lord. Turkey baster. I wasn't gonna say it, bro!
I was not going to! Okay. Alright, now you threw
me off. Alright, I got four here. And, uh, I
think a couple of these have kind of already
been, or maybe just one, has already been touched
on. Um, and that is... My number four is the
pie scene from a ghost story. So bad. So bad.
It made me wanna barf. I was like, I'm too full
and I'm not even eating that pie. And it went
on forever and it got to the point where it was
annoying and sick. Number three, I've got Okja
and just anything that they did to Okja after
they kidnapped her. It was just awful and I hated
seeing it. Then number two is the turn in a cure
for wellness specifically a moment between the
father and the daughter Was not Not okay with
at all and then my number one biggest I don't
even know if I want to say this did you did you
look at my list? It's a scene with the baby in
mother You know I'm talking about yeah, yeah,
you know if you've seen it, you know That's probably
one of the worst things I've ever seen in a movie.
So there we go. I'm going to jump in here because
I have something that's similar in a way to what
you're talking about here just based off that
last one. And I'm going to go with an award that
I'm going to give. I'm going to call it because
there's a lot of trends that happen over the
course of a movie year. So there's trends in
all kinds of different ways and all kinds of
different genres and whatnot. So my award is
going to be for the trend that I do not need
any more of in 2018. So a trend that I saw in
movies in 2017 that I'm good with that being
done for a while. And I'm going to say that trend
that I would like to see end for at least a little
while. Give me a break for a little while. Let
me recoup some, you know, sanity. I don't need
to see any more child deaths. in 2018 in films
for a little while I need a break I need a hiatus
from that because 2017 hit me one too many times
with the child deaths so I guess a little spoiler
alert if you want not to be any of these films
be ruined I don't know how much it would be ruined
I think I'm more so doing you a favor but ones
that stick out to me Amanda's just highlighted
one of them in mother that was a grotesque way
to see a child die Killing of a sacred deer has
a child die in there And then maybe one of the
worst ones even it's hard to be worse than the
one in mother I guess but Lady Macbeth has In
there that is not necessarily heartwarming so
and then there's probably other ones that's not
just coming to the top of my mind But I need
a pretty good night as well It comes at night,
yes, has one as well. So I mean, you could, not
saying that you can't use this in movies, like
I get, it might fit your story or what you're
going for, I just need a break from it for a
little while. Come back in 2019 and kill some
more kids, but 2018 I need a break. So that's
the trend that I would like to take a break for
a little while. Dan? This is what happens when
you have a, what was your favorite movie from,
with Idris Elba with all the kids? Oh, yeah.
God, I can't handle that one either. Peace of
no nation. Yes, peace of no nation. Oh man, I'm
so overpowered with that. Go ahead. I'll piggyback
off of the father, best father's, worst father's
idea. And I do an article for Geocast Radio every
so often called Movies to Show My Son, where
I pick different movies, usually classic films
or films from that I've enjoyed growing up. And
so I thought... It would be interesting looking
at the movies of 2017 and seeing which ones I
could see including in a future article with
that. And some of them that come to mind were
Wonder this past year. I think it just looks
like it's a really sweet story about a kid overcoming
some pretty strong obstacles. Call Me By Your
Name, specifically for the speech that's in that.
And if you've seen the film, you know there's
this really kind of a Removing speech near the
end of with a father talking to his son, which
I think is much more element of something being
said than I could ever say Coco, it's just it
would this seem as a family and everything that
it touches upon especially that ending and and
lastly the disaster artist mostly just because
I think it's really good idea of showing like
sometimes you can you can watch something done
you kind of have to do it yourself and even if
you don't necessarily succeed the way you expect
to, there's something to that. There can be beauty
in that and it's okay to be different in a way.
I think there's a lot to be said for that film
outside of the fact that it's about the worst
movie ever made or what have you. So yeah, I
feel like any of those would be a good locking
point to get into much more. Yeah regarding that
and so and if you guys haven't checked out that
blog series I would highly recommend it especially
anybody that is Expecting or has a little one
I think that's a really cool series that Dan
has done over the course of the last year or
so with the Movies that he would like to show
his son so if you haven't checked it out go to
the website geocastradio .com and definitely
Find those articles and if you find one it'll
link you to most of them if you click on Dan's
name so Great stuff there Matt. What else would
you like to award for 2017? So I did the best
new character to a friend, but I also have best
superhero sidekick, which somehow doesn't line
up at all on my list. And so these are specifically
characters that play a sidekick role. And I guess
they're all new to this this past year. So I
got three here. Valkyrie from Thor. I thought
she was a great character, very interesting.
I love how there's a lot of past there that you
don't get, that they spare you at the beginning
and then they slowly build towards. And then
my next one will be Ned from Spider -Man. I thought
he was hilarious. I don't need a Ned movie, I
don't need a Ned side project, but he made that
movie more wholesome and I love it. And then
my final one is Korg from Thor 3. Like, Taiga
Waititi was amazing. Like, I love him in things.
I love the movies he's made that I've seen. So,
like, that was a perfect mixture of both of those
things. Yeah, I agree. Those are some great characters,
especially Korg and Ned. I really enjoyed them
from those two films. Amanda, how many do you
got left? You got three or four left? Yeah. Alright,
go for the next one. Oh man, I wanna do, I wanna
do like, I wanna do a, uh, let's do a good one
here. I wanna do the most evil character. Well,
you just said you were gonna do a good one. This
is a good one. I've got chat four. Evil characters.
Chat four evil characters. Uh, this one's already
been mentioned. By you, Kevin. And that's David,
from Alien Covenant, as played by Michael Fassbender.
He is evil! He was evil. He did some evil things.
Yep, except for playing the flute, that wasn't
evil. Yeah, that was kind of, I mean, maybe.
Maybe he's an evil flute player. Anyways, number
three is Johnny Wilcox from Okja, as played by
Jake Gyllenhaal. Despicable human being. All
right, and he was annoying. Number two is the
Colonel from War for the Planet of the Apes,
as played by Woody Harrelson. Who was in every
movie this year, by the way. Every single movie.
Continue. And number one... is the Reverend from
Brimstone as played by Guy Pearce. I forgot about
that movie. Yeah, you need to try to, editor.
That movie is not worth anybody watching, though,
so just take our word that Guy Pearce's character
is pretty evil in that. Pretty bad. Alright,
Dan, why don't you go next? Alright, I'll go
a completely different direction and I'll just...
including my favorite documentaries that I've
seen. I still have not seen a lot of the big
ones that people talk about, Jane and LA 92,
but I was able to catch up. with a number of
them. And I know some people include documentaries
in their overall top 10. I like to keep them
separate just because I feel like it gives me
a more room in my top 10 and excuse to talk about
more of them. So some of my favorites were Oklahoma
City, which is a documentary that is all about
the Oklahoma City plowing, but it's really encapsulates
much more than that. It's really in depth. It
gets every into things like Waco really talks
about like the rise of the far right from its
early beginnings. And it's really like unfortunately
very timely in a way with what it's covering.
So it's just a well -made piece of investigating
journalism that is maybe some drive for some,
it's very clinical, but it does have some very
emotional moments as well. Who Streets, which
is currently streaming on Hulu, it's basically
about Black Lives Matter and there's a lot of
on... on the ground footage of things that happened.
So you really get a really good idea of basically
what was going on. This documentary, Gilbert,
and many, many of you probably know Gilbert Galfried,
obviously the comedian. And it follows his life
and you really see what he's like. And it's a
kind of a, especially considering today's idea
of celebrity and how we know everything about
everyone, it's kind of intriguing seeing this
guy that has this personality that we know and
love or know or aware of. how different he is
and there's no like huge secret like that the
biggest and most Damning thing about him is the
fact that he hoards a hotel soap, but it's just
I don't know. It's really affecting in that way
step which is a documentary about a Baltimore
step team and So a lot of homegrown roots as
living in Baltimore and that was it's an early
inspirational about these girls and it's more
It's the lives that are living and and as they're
you step as a huge motivational tool Casting
John Bonet, which has maybe the creepiest scene
I've seen all year which and they it's just this
documentary about They're trying to make a John
Bonet Ramsey movie, but really it just Talking
to the actors and seeing why they would do the
this thing and like get into this role and specifically
There's a scene of someone talking about getting
into the mindset of playing a pedophile And I'm
like, it's just the he was overly convincing.
I'm like, you should probably rest that guy He's
just he's a little too good at this it was it
was really strange to watch and You know for
cat lovers, there's a documentary called ketty
which talk is it literally focuses on cats and
in symbol in symbol I can never say that correctly
But it's it's it's just like how they incorporated
into their culture and there's just all these
different trick It's like kind of an epidemic
a stray cat. What are they nice area? But they're
a lot of people actually love them Yeah, what
people love them and appreciate them and they're
you know, they'll a lot of stores like have stuff
out for them some people find them nuisance like
but it's uh it's interesting just it gets you
kind of a different look into a different culture
and i'll actually long shot which is really like
a 40 minute documentary about a person who gets
arrested and for a crime that they didn't commit
but it's like trying to figure out a way to prove
that and um some Unexpected people make an appearance
and he ends up going to this Dodger game, but
he needs to prove that he went to the Dodger
game. So they're trying to find ways to do that.
And then it's kind of the story about how that
ended up coming to be and how like a really random
act impacted that trial. Interesting. Alright,
I know Amanda's already her eyes lit up when
you said a documentary about cats I somebody
already recommended I watch that but I didn't
know if one of the caddies were gonna die and
I can't handle that so I didn't watch it It's
not I tried to watch born in China and the freaking
cat mom died in that and I was a wreck I was
a mess I couldn't handle it There's a website
like does the dog guy will tell you if cats die
in the movie before you watch it? Or you could
have just asked Dan. Huh? You could have just
asked Dan. I didn't know he watched it until
now. I didn't know that website existed. That's
interesting. Does it do dogs, cats, and just
anything? Yeah, it's pretty much anything that
might be a trigger warning. But they do a good
job of not spoiling things if you don't want
that. Gotcha. Speaking of spoiling things, you
might not want to listen to my next award if
you haven't seen these films so feel free to
mute your record or listening device or whatever
you're using because I live in this day and age
and I know what people use to listen to stuff.
My next award would be the most impactful death
in a movie. So most impactful character death
in a film. So some of these might be spoilers
just as a forewarning. I just have... I don't
know how I just randomly ended up with five with
most of these. That was not planned. But I have
five. I would say one of them would be Tom Hardy's
character in the film Dunkirk. I thought that
was a pretty impactful death sequence scene,
etc. I am going to go, even though we didn't
know much about the character and I don't think
anybody was necessarily... sad about it. I think
it's still impactful because it caused a whole
lot of discussion and a whole lot of debate and
a lot of hate from some people, but I would say
Snoke in The Last Jedi. I don't think most people
were prepared for that, so I think that was an
impactful choice there. Let's go with Yondu.
Guardians of the Galaxy his death and you know
the funeral that preceded that I thought that
was a pretty impactful death sequence especially
in a big -budget film Another big budget film
that had an impactful death for me would be one
of the ones early on in the year that a lot of
people were talking about. Let's go with Logan.
Some death scenes in Logan, specifically maybe
if you're thinking about Professor X, that were
impactful from that film. But the most impactful
one for me, and I already said his name once
so I probably shouldn't say it again I guess,
but I think it's mainly because of the amount
of time we've spent with this character and how
well we had gotten to know him over the course
of three films. But definitely for me the most
impactful death of the year character death would
have been Caesar in War for Planet of the Apes.
I just thought that was something that was well
handled and sad yet impactful for a variety of
different ways. So those are my most impactful
deaths of the year. Matt, do you have another
award to give out for 2017? Yeah, I still got
two more. Excellent. So... In 2017, every movie
I saw was part of a franchise, I think. Whether
big or small, like Ghost in the Shell's had a
couple of movies, a couple of TV shows. Every
movie I think I saw last year was part of a franchise.
And so I had to do an award that was the best
addition to a franchise. The one that changed
it the most or put it in a direction that I agree
with the most. which I guess more or less makes
it the best movie, but not necessarily. And forgive
me if this is too obvious, but I gotta give it
to The Last Jedi because that movie, it didn't
care about your expectations. It didn't care
about what you wanted to know. It was like, hey,
this isn't the Star Wars you're expecting. And
they told us that right in the trailer. And they
veered off into a whole new crazy world. It's
one of my favorite movies of all time which is
a weird thing to say about a franchise that I've
loved my whole life The the way it's changed
things like I think it's done more for that franchise
Than any of the other movies have done for their
franchise for that year Yeah, I Just cannot wrap
my head around the just sheer amount of stupidity
that has come from people that are upset about
that film like I don't want to get into it and
go down that rabbit hole, but the petitions and
the protests and the this that and the other
are just absolutely insane to me. So it's disturbing
some of the reaction that that film got. That's
all I'll say about it. But I agree, I think it
did do some interesting things and some positive
things for keeping that franchise. fresh and
interesting and not making it necessarily something
stale which is something that could definitely
have happened with a franchise that's going to
release a film every single year so Amanda you
are up next in the hot seat what do you got oh
I'm gonna do most annoying character I was not
in a film so it can't be me this time all right
Number three is Ladybird from Ladybird, as played
by Saoirse Ronan. Really? It's fucking annoying.
Yeah, yeah, super annoying. And then number two,
Taylor Sloan from Ingrid Goes West, as played
by Elizabeth Olsen. This is stupid, hate you.
And number one is Ingrid Thorburn. Thorburn,
there we go. From Ingrid Goes West, as played
by Aubrey Plaza. So you just don't like women.
You don't like anybody who's playing a teenage
girl or younger? Well, all my most evil characters
were dudes, so... The young girls are annoying,
the dudes are evil. I guess, man. I didn't make
these movies. True. So stop hating on me. I'm
not hating on you. I'm just calling it like I
see it. I was just observing. Call it like I
see it, sir. Alright, so your most annoying characters
of the year. Dan, what do you have up next? I
wanna go with... kind of where I called movies
I'm still not sure about, and they're movies
where I'm like, I still don't know where I fall
on them. There's aspects that I'm just so questioning
for one reason or another, and I'll start with
the movie we talked about, that was brought up
already, and that's Mother. There were pieces
of that, or a good chunk of that, I find just
massively impressive, and there were sequences
that utterly disturb and anger me, but... What
I'm not sure about, I'm like, if that's necessarily
a bad thing, I think there could be something
purposeful to that. Like, you know, movies could
do a lot of different things. So it's hard to,
I still don't know where I fall on that spectrum.
And I'm like, there's part of me that's like,
man, I'll never forget that. And there's part
of me that's like, I want to forget that. So
it's, you know, it's conflicting. Among the same
lines is the orthinologist, which is not nearly,
I think, as Anger -inducing as the mother can
be but has a very many many similar things it's
very Theology and often in how relates nature
and even pegism is utilized in that movie but
there's like again, I'm at a film standpoint,
I was pretty impressed by it, but Within the
narrative I felt like it was kind of pretend
and I hate the word pretentious, but I felt like
I don't know it was as it's Impact was there
for what I was looking for but another one we
talked about already is a ghost story like I
mentioned there's I I feel like I I haven't rewatched
it and I really want to I also saw it after watching
a movie that I loved and adored and will probably
end up in my top 10 and So I'm wondering if it
was just like a bad idea to watch another movie
after that. It's been very watch it in clear
headspace, I'll enjoy it more in the second time.
So I'm still I'm still putting in that in this
category. And lastly, three billboards, which
is like, there's probably one of the most polarizing
movies of 2017. Now, there's people who have
it in their top 10, who, you know, just won the
Golden Globe. And there's people who hate and
despise it. And like, I kind of see both. realms
of that i i think i i love the performances and
the characters um but i kind of i can understand
where some of the people are coming from so i
don't really fall on one side of the fence or
the other which maybe um could could bother some
people but like i i'm like i i know i didn't
i i don't think i hate it but i also didn't love
it but they're like it's again i'm just conflicted
because i i i think i walked away more positive
but I can see many of the points that people
are making that make it problematic, but I don't
know if it really, I don't know. I think it depends
on the viewing of the movie. I think some people
are taking it obviously very differently. So
I just don't know where I fall at this moment
in time, but I think mostly on the positive.
So it's when I don't know where where I stand
which is odd But I think it tends to happen more
often than not and I think sometimes with me
watching or digging deeper you can kind of Fall
in line and one end of the other so I think another
thing that's interesting because I do agree with
what you're saying there a lot of times it is
how a specific person interprets a film, you
know, whether it be a character decision or plot
pointer or different things like that. Like everybody
comes with a different... set of baggage and
may cause them to interpret different things
different ways. So I think, like you said, number
one, re -watching things. Number two, digging
into things or hearing other people kind of explain
why they either interpret it this way or interpret
it that way, you know, whether it be positive
or negative with that one. I think something
that kind of gave me a little bit more clarity
on that one was listening to the way that Adam
Kempner kind of described his interpretation
of Of three billboards on film spotting that
kind of helped me put some of the thoughts that
I had had into the right place because It is
especially for some of those films that definitely
depends on how you interpret it and it could
almost make its own list You could almost have
like the most polarizing films of 2017 and like
you said three billboards would definitely be
on there Mother might be on there. There's definitely
the last jet I guess could be on there But there's
definitely been a lot of films that have either
had you know top ten or bottom ten Type of things
going on. So it's definitely very interesting.
I'm gonna go next. I have One that let's just
do best cameo. I'll do best cameo again. This
could be spoilers So I apologize for that but
best cameos. I just have some honorable mentions
here I guess I kind of enjoyed Keira Knightley
and Orlando Bloom showing up in Pirates of the
Caribbean Whether you knew that or not. I just
thought it was it was somewhat of a nice touch.
How about Sam Neil Matt Damon Luke Hemsworth
little cameo from Thor that Was unexpected to
say the least and then if you stuck around for
I guess the end credit scenes I thought it was
a cool little way to kind of get a cameo or a
sneak peek look at a deathstroke in Justice League
film, but There's really only one cameo that
could win this award and this is the most spoiler
Effect part of this. So please if you have not
seen split do not listen to the next 10 or 15
seconds I know that came out a long time ago,
but You got to give it to Bruce Willis and split
that one had everybody's jaw dropping and kind
of a lot of conversations that came out from
that So those are my best cameos of 2017 Amanda,
what do you got left? Yeah, I'll just add one
and I don't want it. It's a it's a huge spoiler
so I'll just say one of the documentaries that
I Listed Larry David shows up and it is it's
a very pleasant surprise and he's as Larry David
as Larry David can be so Nice nice Was that the
only one Dan? And the other one was Matt Demon
in Thor and then there's another one in last
Jedi with you know Yoda that I was unexpected
and I really I can't believe I forgot that. Seriously,
bro. Come on. That would have been easily in
my... That would probably be number two for me.
Amanda, what were you going with next? How many
more of these should I be doing? I got two or
three left. I think Matt has one left. So whatever
you got time for, go for it. All right. Well,
I'm going to go with biggest tear -jerker moments.
And there's gonna be some spoilers on this too,
I'd say. I've got four. Number four, I've got
Professor X's death in Logan. Number three, I've
got Logan's death in Logan. Number two, Henry's
death in the Book of Henry. And number one, I've
got the grieving mother scene from Wind River.
Oh, yeah. Good one. Hard watch. Yeah. A lot of
death and sadness. I got I didn't I wanted to
not end on that note. So all right, Dan, what
do you got next? I guess I'll keep that going
with the best bittersweet ending and it's lucky
as specifically Harry D Stanton and how that
ends. I won't give anything away because I don't
know who's seen it, but it's very bittersweet
considering, you know, he also passed away in
real life. So it's it's a I think. I think, but
also it's very. It's very sad in a way as well,
so. But yeah. Alright. Keeping the sad going,
let me change it a little bit. Let me try to
get a little more happy, and we'll do that by
doing my biggest laugh out loud moment. I'm stealing
that one from you. You used it last year, Amanda,
and I don't think it's any secret, but I'm just
picking one, and it's the moment of the year
that I laughed the loudest in the theater, which...
If you knew me or if you ever went to a movie
with me, I generally don't laugh in theaters,
period. But I could not help it on this one,
so let's just go with, uh... I'm Mary Poppins,
y 'all! Exactly. I don't know why, but that just
hit the perfect chord with me, the timing was
perfect, and I still, every time somebody says
that, I smile or laugh. So, I'm Mary Poppins,
y 'all, is my laugh -out -loud moment. of 2017.
Amanda, right back to you. I'm gonna jump off
that and go with my best moments. Okay. Got three.
The third one is when Arthur pulls sword from
stone, which is also his father. I thought that
the way they set up... I forgot about that. What
the stone is made out of was super awesome. And
I liked the physical reaction to the world around
him while he was pulling that from the stone.
I think it was pretty cool. And, uh, number two
is Amary Papensiav. It's the best. And, uh, number
one, I've got the ending to The Mountain Between
us. I think how that ended and the exact precise
moment that the image cut off was superb. All
right, I like it. Dan, let's go right back to
you. Okay, actually, I'm going to just do two
because they're really rather quick. This one
is called just Oh So Pretty. Basically just,
you know, movies that are gorgeous to look at.
And like, if there were a reason I'd buy like
a 4k TV and player, this would be probably the
reason why. And they're pretty obvious, but the
anime film Your Name, which is a gorgeous piece
of art and just like... couldn't imagine just
the the time and effort that went in to make
that similar with Blade Runner 2049. You know,
Roger Deakins is the art director and everything
from that movie is just fantastic. And then John
Wick, John Wick Chapter two, you know, a lot
of people talk about the action sequences and
definitely so. But as it just as a piece of art
like that is a gorgeous looking movie, it kind
of gets lost in it. But it has a lot of great
style. so and then last uh then just the other
one real quick is just character i identified
with the most and uh that's actually rio remano
in the big sick specifically for the pine like
you know the internet hates everything they even
hated forest gum i'm like that is so true it's
just like that resonated with me almost more
than any other line it's like i feel i feel like
i'm becoming that guy more and more it's like
yeah i'm just like they everyone hates everything
like i don't Why do I even bother? So I don't
know. It's just like, I feel like that is, there's
just something about like, like the, uh, um,
you know, ignorance is bliss. And sometimes I'm
like, sometimes it's like not knowing how much,
like we talked about the house movie, like the
last shot I can be so pursuit. super -poralizing
and you have people doing stupid petitions and
whatnot. It's like, you know what, if I didn't
know that, it probably would just be so much
better at times. So I just feel like I identified
with him in that moment very much. Absolutely.
I enjoyed that moment too and good movie overall.
Matt, what's your last award? All right, the
last one I got is the movie I'm most excited
for the sequel of like I said every movie I saw
this year was part of like a franchise or something
larger like that and So if if I only if I can
only choose one and only get a sequel to one
movie from everything from 2017. Legitimately,
without hesitation, it would absolutely be Murder
on the Orient Express. I love what they did with
that classic story. I loved the actor that they
got to play, Poirot. I would love to see a dozen
more movies from him. And if that one got a sequel,
I'd be so happy. There's definitely a lot of
material to go off of. Would you have a specific
story that you know of that you would like them
to do? No, I live in a house with like every
Poirot book and all of the various like BBC series,
but actually this was my first like the first
time I've ever sat down and watched something
beginning to end. I'm usually you know walking
in and out of rooms where things are being watched.
So this is this is my first true experience honestly.
Really did like who they got to play the detective.
I think yeah. Yeah, definitely one of the highlights
of that film. I will go next I already did my
Trend that I don't need to see continued in 2018
I also had a trend that I would like to see continued
in 2018 if they could somehow pull it off So
and just kind of a silly thing, but a weird thing
I don't know like did they all get together and
decide that they were gonna do this and I would
love in 2018 if we got to see another classic
musician that gets so many features in film because
John Denver was all over the place in 2017 and
I'm not hating it. He literally had any song
in Take Me Home Country Roads featured in five
different films in 2017. So we had Logan Lucky,
Pingsman, The Golden Circle, Free Fire, Alien
Covenant, and Okja. all featured one of those
two songs. So I thought that was cool. It was
like this little hidden tie -in to a bunch of
2017 movies. So I'm already ready to nominate
people for 2018 or 2019 to do. We could do, let's
see, Neil Diamond. We could do Willie Nelson,
Bob Dylan. I don't care who it is. Let's just
keep doing this every year. Let's pick an artist
and just somehow find a way to get it in every
movie. I don't know. I enjoyed that. I don't
know if everybody else hated that or not. It
was fun for me. Amanda, what do you got? These
are movies that I wanted more from. Not necessarily
negative, not necessarily positive, but something
I needed a little bit more from. Number four
is the Justice League. I just wanted more interactions
between all of them, like I didn't... Didn't
feel like I got enough like I want more. I'm
excited to see more of this team Number three
is it it made me super excited to see The next
chapter that's coming like I wanted more. I didn't
want it to end I wanted to see the you know entirety
of you know them as kids and now them as adults,
too I didn't want to have to wait number two
is atomic blonde I wanted more of her story,
like I thought that she was a really interesting
character and I needed a little bit more. And
number one is bright. I needed I needed more
explanation I needed to see this world a little
bit more. I wanted to know what the fuck happened
with the orcs I needed this I needed a little
bit more backstory than what I got probably better
served if it would have been like a Actual series
and I thought it was gonna be a TV series dummy
But I think it would have really benefited from
that. But can you really pay Joel Edgerton and
Will Smith? to be in a tv series a mini series
i don't know can you i don't know not sure all
right dan you got another one that you'd like
to go to uh sure i can do uh what i'm calling
just waiting like a moment just like very what
if someone actually sequences but i feel like
the most tense moments of uh 2017 um one of them
was already talked about uh spider -man homecoming
the the car ride the homecoming uh that was Again
part of that being so unexpected it ended up
being so affecting of a scene Killing of a sacred
deer. I'll just say the ring around a rosy or
whatever you want to call it You know, I mean
that ring around the rosy is pretty you know,
the meaning of that song is pretty deep dark
Personal shopper the the sequence on the train
with the text messages like I I was that kind
of helped me fall in love with that movie just
how effective that was Get out in the second
place once that well specifically the ending
or near the end when It gets in full effect,
that was really affecting. Mudbound, there's
a scene in that where a character is forced to
make a choice for another character that was
very tense, I thought. It comes at night, the
ending, once it starts, like that last 15 minutes
or so. the french horror film raw and i'll just
say the waxing sequence um and you've seen the
movie you know what i'm talking about but everything
that takes place after that was just uh intense
and probably the most intense well before i get
to that it we talked about at the opening with
georgie that so yeah that that was that was hard
to watch in a good way but probably the most
tense moment or it was really half the movie
it felt like was Detroit in the hotel sequence
like that I don't know it was like 40 minutes
of the police and the interterritoriation like
it just was unrelenting and was really impactful
so that I felt like if I was you know that within
itself i thought was you could probably just
use that as a short film and it would probably
make detroit a better movie i don't know but
so yeah those are there's probably more too but
those are the ones that kind of came to my mind
as i those are some great pics i made this I
definitely remember each one of those moments
from the ones that you mentioned that I've seen,
and they definitely were very intense moments.
Some of them I had almost forgotten because they've
been so long since I've seen the film, but those
were definitely tense moments. And some of the
better moments, too, of films in 2017. I just
have one left, so I will go with... I'm actually
afraid to actually do this one now because of
everything I've heard over the course of the
last hour or so. Amanda may not speak to me after
my last award, but this one has nothing to do
whether I like a film or don't like a film. It's
just the films that I thought best represented
2017. So films that I just thought best represented
where we are in the world and kind of what lives
are like for people these days. So I just have
three picks that I threw out there and I'm sure
somebody that's seen more movies or better attuned
things might be able to come up with some better
selections but the three that I thought were
the most 2017 were Personal Shopper, Ingrid Goes
West, and Lady Bird. so i just thought wait so
you need to explain this to me what do you mean
so represents film in 2017 no just represents
the world in 2000 like if you were like in i
don't know personal shopper yeah With all the
communication back and forth and the texting
and some of that type of stuff and the isolation
I just thought like if you're like taking an
alien race or taking someone from like 50 years
in the future whatever and trying to say like
which film that came out in 2017 also best represents
what life was like in 2017 We just put on other
people's clothes and masturbate in their bed
and then believe in ghosts. That's all it. Possibly.
Who doesn't do all those things? Dan, you've
seen a lot of films, especially recently. I mean,
what do you think? Do those three represent 2017
or is there someone, another film that you would
probably throw in there? There is another film
that's probably my favorite film of the year.
I won't ask you to name that one. Next week so
I don't know I just think those three do a decent
job regardless of if you like them or don't like
them Ladybirds not now though No, but just kind
of that whole idea of I guess that one's more
of a timeless one Maybe so that maybe that one
doesn't think you might be right on that one.
Let me break you shit down All right, I like
it. So you agree. I think it goes last. Yes.
All right, that's good done is watch black mirror
because that really And there are some films
that I haven't seen yet like that we'll talk
about next week that that are on my list of shame
I guess for the year Amanda use I know you have
at least one left. So do I want to do this one
though? I ranked comic book films the top six
are any of them gonna be in your top ten? Okay,
let's skip that that keep the suspense going
did anybody have an award that they didn't get
a chance to go through that they want to talk
real quick at the end about Dan you have anything
left on your list I'll just do this one real
quick, it's just movies that are better than
they should be and basically films that I felt
like would not be as good as they were. Clossal,
I thought it'd be kind of a, you know, I thought
it'd be good kind of funny film, but it ended
up being actually somewhat deep and actually
has a lot to say and especially on things like
abuse and things of that nature. I was really
surprised by that. Cars 3. No, I'm not saying
it's a great film, but I like the first Cars
well enough, and I thought that Cars 3, like,
it has its problems, but at the heart of it very
much is like a love letter to Paul Newman, who's
like my all -time favorite actor, so I appreciated
that aspect of it, so I thought that ended up
being much better than it could have been. A
girl's trip, which takes the formula we've seen
before a lot, but it just gets really for strong
actresses who... are funny and let's it be funny.
It has actually something to say too that's something
more important than most comedies. Patty cake,
which is this movie about a white rapper, Patty
cake. She lives in New Jersey and she's kind
of lower class. This could be within the 2017.
aspect of it in the way she's trying to be this
big rapper but she's having a lot of struggles
and it you know it felt like a ripoff of like
eight mile or something like that but it ended
up being much better and I have no speed cred
surprisingly enough but I thought the music was
really good too so and lastly for that is stronger
with Jake Gyllenhaal and I thought it'd be a
really you know he's about this guy who was hurt
in the Boston Marathon bombing I thought would
be super melodramatic or you know or hero worship
or something like that and ended up being a lot
more than that and Joan Hall is really good as
as usual not counting something like Okja which
he was not very good in but he was much better
and stronger and that ended up being I think
a deeper film than I expected it to be so Alright,
so those are our 2017 movie awards. If you like
that type of stuff like Dan mentioned earlier,
please go to the website in the coming weeks
and keep an eye out for our movie award blogs
that we talked about because we'll definitely
have a series of those going out. But we also
have one more episode to go as far as wrapping
up 2017. We've pushed it as far as we can. We've
delayed as long as possible. We have very limited
time to catch up with any more movies before
it is time to reveal our top 10 films of 2017
and because the movie theaters know that they
decided to just like release every film that
they haven't like just now so Amanda and I need
to leave so we can go to the theater we have
like 17 movies we got to watch this week but
next time that we give you guys an episode it
is our top 10 films of 2017 just real quick Dan
are you ready for it are you doing any more cramming
or is your list solid? I think it's still really
solid, but I think I have a couple I want to
try to hopefully catch But like I don't think
we get wash ran on thread before next week, but
there's a few that I'm hoping that To either
catch on Netflix or so, but I don't I don't see
much movement happening, but It's been a good
year. Yeah, so we'll do our last -minute cramming.
We'll try to get all that ready for you guys
next week. And there will be some films that
obviously are on our list of shame for the year
that we didn't quite get to our biggest regrets,
so to speak. But regardless, we'll highlight
our favorite films of 2017. Then after that,
like we said last week, we will shift our attention
to 2018 with our box office predictions and our
most anticipated films. So a lot of fun episodes
coming up from the Cinema Geeks here in the recent
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