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Hello. Hey, how's it going? It's going. Sometimes

I wish it would stop. Today is the 85th day of

summer, and this means it is the day that the

GCRN finally gets back to our cartoon review

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Yes. As of this recording, we have 19 days left

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have a new theme song because in one of the episodes

today, they did another winter theme song. So

that will be the intro for this episode of the

podcast. Very, very cool. I think I like this

one better. than the other winter theme song.

Really? Yeah, yeah. Very cool, very cool. Tuesday

I would never wear something so Tuesday ish of

last well since the parts didn't arrive for our

zombie robot pool table anybody have any other

suggestions Alright first up we are a fly on

the wall well at least Candice's anyway because

Buford removes apart from the tire swing the

boys are building and it accidentally shoots

a ray that turns Candace into a fly. Meanwhile,

Doofenshmirtz is suffering from Evil Scientist

Block. Oh lord. That's a real thing. I had that

once. Mm -hmm. A block or Evil Scientist Block?

Uh, yes. Okay. Well, I mean, I guess every Transformers

generation needs their own Dr. Arka -Vill. I

don't know. I don't have the Kano faceplate.

That can be arranged. Alright, fly on the wall.

Um... Yes. I like the tire swing idea. I hate

the fact that Candice got turned into a fly because

she became even more annoying than she already

was. Well, they fly. Go away, Fly. Buzz, buzz,

buzz. Go away, Fly. Like, mmm. Shoo, Fly, you

bother me. Yes. There's a whole song about it.

Uh -huh. I'm not going to sing it, but there's

a song about it. Mm -hmm. And because I don't

know necessarily because this is the beginning

of season four, but they reference second dimension

because summer, where do we begin? This is the

best. I don't know. We all know the song. I don't

know how we know it, but we all know it. Don't

know. I'm not sure how we know it. We all know

the summer song, but we're not sure how. I actually,

when they started the summer song, I was like,

wait a minute. They shouldn't know this. Uh -huh.

But it was funny. It might have been the best

line of the whole episode, to be honest. There

is no whatcha doing. Oh. That and that is why

that was the best line in the whole episode because

there's no what you're doing Uh -huh, and there

was also no. Oh, there you are Perry Wow, they

were just first episode of the season. They just

missing every beat Yep, pretty much What did

you think of this one? I liked it question mark,

you know, I I Like the I how should I put it?

Old horror movies, right? So you have Vincent

Price in the fly not the Jeff Goldblum fly but

the Vincent Price fly and yeah, and and they

reference that and it made me giggle and For

that I gave it a three Hmm getting ahead of myself

first of all, right tire swings Yo dog, we heard

you like tire swings, so we put a tire swing

on your tire swing so you can tire swing way

tire swing Mm -hmm. Yeah, that was it. That was

basically it. The shark typo. How do you get

shark from park? You take away the P and you

add a sh... I get a whole bag of sh with your

name on it. That's right. I said you get park.

I don't understand it. I'll see how they got

that. But yeah, Candice is a fly. You have a

bad idea -inator. Oh the other best line ever

the summer just keeps going on and on and on

and it feels like it's big going on For four

years for four years. That's right. Yeah, I left

so I had to pause it. I left It's funny that

they're four years in now and and they start

the effort they only start the season with it

with a line like that That says yes, we know

we're four years in ha Ah, but um... And it's

so funny because having that, it's like, oh,

I can now switch out my intros now because for

the rest of season four, I can still use... Yes,

Ferb, this summer does feel longer than it actually

has been. There's a line that Phineas says in

another episode from season three where, yeah,

you're right, Ferb, it sure does feel more like...

More than a hundred and four days. I have that

usually start the podcast episodes and now that

they have this Reference of it does sure does

feel like a lot longer than four years. I can

use that too. Nice. Yeah The fly on the wall

song not my favorite song but but My favorite

line is The menu the menus always number two.

I Thought that was funny That not like going

on four years funny, but I thought they made

me giggle Yeah, and then Candice runs into another

dude whose head is also on a fly and the fly

head dude was voiced by Martin Olson who's the

head writer for the show? And Olivia Olsen's

father, I believe exactly real -life father of

Olivia Olsen who plays Vanessa Vanessa, that's

right. That's right. Ah Yeah, so she was not

in this but it was just funny that he was there

and I'm like this guy is very particular looking

guy Like they meant to copy somebody's face here.

It's like this guy and I had to look at the wiki

for it, but yeah looks just like him looks just

like it did yeah I was really impressed and you

know when life's going well a giant tire comes

along and smashes your inator that's right that's

right not that the the inator was doing anything

anyway but still it was ready to be doing something

it was all set to do something I guess Well,

you know, if your doohickey thing came out of

your thingamawatzits, then it would do something

different. Yeah, it would be a Sorbet machine.

I guess so. I guess so. So what are you rating

this one? Three out of five for Vincent Price

references. And at the end, they go, help me.

Yeah, two and a half. Fair. Affair I I just Like

I'm like ooh fly on the wall. That means they're

gonna do some sort of spy thing and then I'm

like, oh wait No, they're doing this thing literally

because can't season off was just such a wacky

premise But then I mean it's wacky. It's it's

funny. But at the same time they're missing their

regular story beats that they should have Reinforced

right off the bat season four And for the record,

this is based on the Disney Plus airing of these

episodes, folks. The actual season starts according

to the lovely people at the Wiki. Well, no. Yeah,

I'm right. Yeah, you're right. Flying on the

Wall is 401A. But the way that they listed on

the Wiki is that in air date order, you actually

saw a four -year ice only and Happy New Year.

first before fly on the wall so yeah I still

don't it just doesn't whatever all right we are

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good. Hey, Mom. Hey, Mrs. Flynn. Mom, when can

I get a car? Candice, you only have your learner's

permit. Yeah, but eventually I'm gonna have my

license. I think we should be ready. Right. In

the meantime, have a cookie. That's hardly the

same thing. Why are you dressed like that? Don't

you remember? The Dewall pop is tonight. All

the neighborhood moms have volunteered to be

car hops. Wow, Mrs. Flynn. I really like the

wig helmet. Why, thank you, Jeremy. Safety first,

you know. I don't know about you, but I'm going

to have another cookie. Aloha, cats. Oh, hey,

guys. Alright, we are back and we are going to

be talking about my sweet ride. I mean, it's

not Kit, but I guess the Nedlington nymph is

okay. At least it's not a Boomshakalaka 320i

with a self -destruct button on the gas tank.

Well, who doesn't want a giant tank, you know?

Schwarzenegger has a tank. Kind of jealous. I'd

rather have the Knight Industries 2000, thank

you very much. So I've never heard of a Neblades

and Nymph, and I tried to Google it, and like

the third option here is what's a Nymphomaniac,

so I wouldn't recommend Googling it. No, no,

no, no, no. I just thought maybe it was a real

car. Yeah, it's something they probably made

up, most likely. It's time for Danville's Doo

-Wop Hop and Car Show, with the whole town is

getting prepped for it. Doofenshmirtz is set

on winning the show, even if it means using his

Rustinator to turn all the other cars into red

dust or rust, because apparently that's what

he thinks that means. Meanwhile... Sadly, there's

no cosmic in this Well, you know, you know, you

never know what's gonna happen with us here at

the podcast organization without a cool acronym

We could devolve into a whole Transformers episode

next week when we only allowed one collection

So, of course, that's where my brains gonna go.

Well, of course, I mean, I mean rust cosmic rust

red dust Yeah, it's all you know It's all going

to destroy Megatron's plans. Candice's hope for

a car of her own has come true, but it's not

quite all she imagined. Is it a transfer? If

Phineas and Ferb involved, it could have been.

Could have been, yeah. It does have a trophy

rack. Yeah, it does have a fairly big trophy

shelf, yes. Trophy shelf, that's right. I got

rack on the brain, sorry. You know kids, you

really need to stay away from my rack. It's the

new household organization tool by Apple. It's

called the IRAC. It's like, look out. The IRAC

isn't stable. Dad, it's an IRAC. Oh, you don't

want to know about that, son. We'll find out

about that way later. We'll find out about that

later. All right. That was a... Dark rabbit hole.

OK. What are we talking about here? I mean, it

was Shades of the Beast Unleashed over here.

Yeah. It's just a dream of consciousness. Sorry.

So My Sweet Ride, the 50s doo -wop, stylized

as a 70s TV show. I thought that was hilarious

that Phineas is like, we're going to dress like

a 50s T. 50s time done on a 70s TV show. I'm

like, oh great happy days. Well, of course, I

mean, you know Referencing happy days, you know,

I I got it Because he's like 90 now, I don't

know if you're average, you know little kid who's

watching Phineas and Ferb is gonna get it. I

mean I Think if you're average little kid nowadays

if if that child's parents is parents so you

know if their grandparents taught their parents

the right way you know what I mean like like

you know our parents taught us about you know

car hops and sock hops and all these other doo

-wop things so we know about them so we would

recognize the reference but I'm not sure if Today's

children having children will teach their children

about things that are over 40 50 60 years ago.

Yeah Sadly, I mean the the 40s are the same distance

from the 80s as the 80s are from today. Yep So

it's it's like, you know, the oldies now are

songs that I listen to in high school Yeah, I'm

old You too, you know. You're not the only, you

might be old Durr, but you're not the only old

person here. That's the only old guy around here.

Yeah, it's like... Like dueling canes or fighting.

Hey, stay off my lawn! Hey, you know what? I

know a lot of people are tired of that phrase.

Get off my lawn! You know, but hey. It's very

important to me. It's all I have. That's right.

But if Batman can say it in the comic and get

away with it, I'm like, Batman said it, everybody

can say it. Everybody can say it. It's a fair

game. I forget which comic that was. It was one

of the, I think it was DCU versus MOTU or something.

It was one of the crossovers. I have the panel

on my Facebook somewhere where it's like, Batman's

like, get off my lawn. See, I hear it in my head

like Kevin Conroy. Well, of course. Get off my

lawn. Just hear it that way. Absolutely. Yeah,

my sweet ride. I dug it. I thought it was fun.

I thought it was interesting. I thought, you

know, you had a little bit of more character

progression with Candice about how she has her

permit and that she's eventually going to get

her license. So I like that. The fact that Jeremy

already has his license and he can drive them

around and all of that. I thought that was cool.

Yeah. So we're looking like 15, 16, somewhere

in there. yeah somewhere in there in there we're

gonna guess that mm -hmm ah Vanessa has a new

costume yes yes she does she didn't like it nothing

but okay that's that's the car hop costume car

hop costume yeah I mean you know she had to dress

up for her you know boyfriend that she doesn't

want her dad to find that's the other thing the

um both monogram and do for like well who are

you going to go to the car up with and blah blah

blah blah blah and oh venessa why why are the

the curves of your mouth turned up is there something

wrong like like she expects to expects her to

be a depressed teenager the rest of her adult

life or something venessa has resting bitch face

so unhappy even just sitting around watching

TV she's gonna look unhappy but when she smiles

it's like wait a minute have resting happy person

face something is afoot here and did you notice

even though and you cannot say damn thing about

Monty in this episode because he doesn't like

He doesn't actually speak, so you can't say shit

negative about Monty and who his voice actually

is. Seth Green took the week off. Shut up. Yeah,

no speaking like that. But Monty's, even though

it was more of a jacket, the way he pulls up

his costume, I'm like, ooh, that's the Scarlet

Pumper now, because that's still coming up. It's

late. It's later in season four when they do

the Halloween episode for Jerusalem Stina Ween

Okay, I've been mentioning to you for the past

month and a half now that we've been doing these

just Yeah, yeah, so do has some Halloween plot

that we'll get to The only you know, it's funny

I I don't really know what the scarlet Pimpernel

is. I only have so many references to it Seriously?

Really? Yeah. I never read that book. OK. I'm

sure people are going to call sacrilege when

I say this. You don't really need to read the

book. All you really need to do is look up Looney

Tunes, Daffy Duck, Scarlet Pumpernickel, and

you'll get it. OK. So basically, I need to know.

a 1940s cartoon reference from a early 1900s

book. There you go. So once again, the 1900s

are as far away from the 1940s as the 1940s are

from the 1980s are from us. Yeah. I mean, you've

got to be really damn old to get that reference.

Well, I mean, a lot of people watch Looney Tunes,

so I mean, you know. Yeah, when I was little.

Oh, please. I thought that the 1940s cartoons

were hilarious when I was, you know, five. I

still think they are hilarious. Anyone that says

Duckamuck is not hilarious today is fucking loony.

Speaking of Duckie Momo. No, not Duckie Momo.

There was a Duckie Momo reference in this episode.

Uh -huh. He was... He was on a keychain. He's

sending me a link. All right, I get it. That's

fine. That's fine. I'll give you that's fine.

Anyway, Ducky Momo keychain, Ducky Momo. Got

it. Yes, got it. Don't watch it now. I thought.

I'm just looking at it. I'm like, what is he

dressed as? What is that? It's this garlet bumper.

That is awful. It looks very frosh. is very fronch.

Scarlet pimp a nail. All right. That's right.

OK. My Sweet Ride song, reminiscent of Sha Na

Na. Of course it is. I'd have to go back and

Google Sha Na Na now. No. No? You know what that

is? All right. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, we're

old. Yes, we're old. Anybody under the age of

like 45, go back and Google that. Kids, today,

if you want to learn something, Google. Google

is your friend. It was actually a TV show where

it was about a band. And they sang doo -wop songs.

And they had a guy named Bowser with a really

deep voice. And he was the base of the band.

Really? Yeah. You said you remembered it. I remember.

member of the song. I don't remember the damn

TV series. There's a TV show called Sha Na Na

and it was about a band named Sha Na Na and they

sang and I don't remember if it was like the

monkeys where they had stories or if it was just

them singing. I mean I remember them. So would

you and the rest of the audience like me to read

to you from Wikipedia what Sha Na Na the TV series

is? It is a syndicated television variety series

that ran from 1977 to 1981 for a total of 97

episodes, hosted by the popular rock and roll

comedy group of the same name. The show was produced

by Pierre Cosette, people I can't pronounce the

voices, names of, and stuff like that. Cast members

of Sean and Audrey in the TV series were John

Bowser Bowman. Bowser? Yeah, Bowser. B -O -W.

yeah yeah so yeah okay then yeah I only know

the the actual band and and the fact that Bruce

Springsteen used Sha Na Na or Sha La La or something

in the middle of one of his hit songs I just

learned something new in 1969 they appeared just

before Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock sweet eighth

professional show wow that's something I did

not know about Sha Na Na Alright, well one more

rabbit hole checked off my list. There you go.

So what'd you think of this one? My sweet ride.

I loved it. I thought it was great. Yeah I like

the song. I like the song. I like the song. In

general, I give it a three. Okay. For introducing

children to outdated 50s culture. Like Sha Na

Na. 50s culture as a vision by 70 sitcoms. That's

right. Like shine on a right I'm giving it a

five because it is a hell of a lot better than

the fly on the wall It is an episode eyes. Yes

a five. Oh your opinion is wrong No, but OK.

I've seen fives. OK, this is not a five. You,

who, you know, ogle over Vanessa, her voice,

and her character, and everything else, I can't

believe you didn't find that outfit attractive.

Also, the fact that this is an actual episode

that actually has a plot. Like, Duvin Truss was

like, I need to do a forget -about -it -a -nator

or something, because he couldn't remember what

the hell he was trying to do or what. No, no,

no. My sweet ride is definitely five worthy.

All right. Hold on. I need to check one thing,

too. Checking the wiki. Do you have a two young

line? We do have a Ferb line. There's no what

to do in. There is a Where's Perry and there's

a Oh, there you are, Perry. So already hitting

on almost all cylinders, which this arguably

should have been the first episode of the season.

Yeah, it should have been. It would have been

a nicer start than the last episode. Absolutely.

All right. We are going to take a quick break

and come back with Luke Robitaille and Hockey

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hockey z9 oh like football x7 what happened to

y8 oh we're saving that for croquet all right

we are back and it is time for your ice only

that's right we are talking about the classic

james bond phil oh wait wrong wrong podcast um

yeah good thing we're not on her majesty's secret

service huh Alright, we are here to talk about

For Your Ice, only next up, National Hockey League

star Luke Robitaille offers his assistance when

Phineas and Ferb take an ice hockey game to the

extreme. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz builds an abominable

innator. An abominable innator. Abominable innator.

Yeah, you gotta space it out there, Doof, to

make himself bigger, scarier, and harrier. Okay.

There's a lot going on in this episode, folks.

It's a busy episode. It's a very busy episode,

but it's a very good episode. And you're not

a hockey guy, apparently. I'm not a hockey fan.

You know, the closest I got to hockey is Schwarzenegger

going, I still meet you. Really? Batman and Robin,

really? That's the closest I get. Seriously?

Oh god. You know honestly I took the kids ice

skating once and it took me 20 minutes just to

lace. Ice skating is not talking. No but I mean

that's ice and getting on ice skates and getting

out there and going around in a circle and almost

twisted an ankle and I said nope not for me.

Yeah, it's very difficult. That's why I have

a very high respect for all hockey players because

being on blades of Steel that could hurt somebody

on ice that you could potentially fall through

I Mean not everybody can drive a limo on an ice

pond. I mean Gordon Bombay can do it but So anyway,

I'm like, oh, Luker Obatai, okay, when did he,

oh, right, he played from the time I was six

until the time I was 26. So Luker Obatai played

for, and I'm not gonna go into all of his info,

obviously, he played for four teams during his

career. The Los Angeles Kings, Pittsburgh Penguins,

New York Rangers, and Detroit Red Wings. He was

active from 86 to 2006. I think it's cool, because

hello, we have hockey z9. What happened to y8?

Oh, we're saving that for croquet. They never

got to it. They never did croquet y8. We finally

find out what y8 is supposed to be, and they

never actually do it. However, hockey z9, I love

it. I like it, too. Actually, I think y8 is going

to be on the next Meep episode. There is no next

meep episode So you think thank God I liked I

liked I like the whole post -apocalyptic sport

of the future angle I thought they yeah, I thought

they were gonna go with like oh, hey, it's it's

hockey in a sphere, you know, but Mad Max, you

know with with hockey six that that works that

works Perked me right up. They were losing me.

I was starting to fade out a little bit, but

they brought me right back in. I love when Isabella

clobbers Buford on the ice. She totally checks

him into the wall and then she explodes. It was

awesome. It's so epic. I almost said epic awesome.

It was almost like one word there for a second.

That's how cool it was. I'm trying to see. Oh,

man What they don't list? Oh, oh, here we go

Jeff's. Okay. I was wondering about that. So

They have dink who is the The announcer they

have dink Winkerson or whatever his name is okay

dink is the same announcer that was doing the

announcing for monster truck for when they did

the monster truck stuff way back when in season

one, okay, and Isabella took over when she's

like, you know, You're gonna need that, you know,

you're not gonna need the whole seat You just

need the air, you know that whole thing and I'm

like, okay. I love Isabella I Love Allison stoner

as Isabella, but I did not know until this moment

which one of the cast is Isabella's announcer

voice. And it is none other than Mr. Jeff Swampy.

It's Major Monogram himself. I didn't even know

that until now. Oh, you didn't hear it? I did

not hear. I don't hear Major Monogram in that

voice. I can't. No, I heard it. I heard it in

his voice. But I love it. I think it's great

because I love that announcer voice. The buzzer

brings down the metaphorical curtain on the scintillating

second period of this titanic tussle as the grim,

gritty gladiators vacate the frozen field of

flailing, fighting Flugelhorn to prepare for

the third period of this tulican turf -toast

tower as the frosty defibrillators mill the frozen

peaves of icy... Oh, man. I better go lay down.

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been doing this podcast for five years folks

sort of I'm like ooh, I need that announcer voice

even though we only have like Nineteen days or

whatever is left of the show But like I just

I love that because dink is kind of like fading

in the episode. He sees fading with all the hockey

alliteration he's doing and then Isabella comes

in and does all her announcing stuff. And then

she's like, thanks, Nick. And he just kind of

stares at her as she gets on the ice. That's

hilarious. I didn't realize that was his name.

I thought it was more of a derogatory comment.

No, no, no. That's his name. I'm pretty sure.

All right. Pretty sure. Yeah. I like the very

beginning. Lawrence gets a line. Mm -hmm. Let's

see as he kind of slides across the ice backyard

and hello boys Splendid job on the hockey rink

and he knows what's going on. He's like just

like in the the last episode with the my sweet

ride He was aware. Well when he was awake, he

was aware exactly of what was going on and It's

like He's not interested in busting anybody.

I and to be honest. I'm not sure why Candace

just doesn't go to her, you know, step down and

say, hey, you're gonna have to step up here and

put the kibosh on this because it's bad. Yeah,

so I will put the audio in here, folks, because,

and I know you're talking about Lawrence, and

I'll get to that for a second, but I just found

Dink Winkerson. And the Blair the buzzer brings

down the metaphorical curtain on the scintillating

second period of this. titanic tussle as the

grim gritty gladiators vacate the frozen field

of flailing fighting flugelhorn to prepare for

the third period of this I can't pronounce that

word turf toes tower as the frosty defibrillators

blah blah blah blah blah oh man I better go lay

down After that and I'm like, uh -huh, but that

was really well done though. Yeah Meanwhile back

to Lawrence. I think the reason why Lawrence

doesn't like she can't go to her stepdad is because

He's in on the gag He's not true. He's just trying

to have fun. He's not trying to like he's there

for supervision not really but I mean he on the

schemes that he's been in on, he's been there

and he's been the parental supervision. So if

he doesn't see anything wrong with it, the one

that she's trying to get to bust is her mom to

bust them because moms are. I don't want to sit

here and say this because I'm not a parent. I

am a child of divorced parents. At times, moms

can be more strict than dads. And I think that's

the relationship of Linda and Lawrence, where

she's the more strict one. She just kind of overlooks

the boys' stuff when they tell her about it.

Meanwhile, when he just tries to tell her she's

writing for her comedy skit routine and whatever

else, I don't know. It's just one of those things

where because I think Lawrence is in on it half

the time, she can't go to him. It's not the same

as if, mom, Phineas and Ferb are. Yeah. I see

where you're coming from, but you know at the

same time I I want to say that mom would probably

be okay with some of the stuff that goes down

but The ones the one time that she actually did

catch them She immediately like grounded them

to their rooms for the rest of their lives. Yeah,

it isn't for get busted when they go to when

they go to bust camp with Clancy Brown Thanks.

Classy Brown. That's right. Lex Luthor from Superman

the Animated Series, also the Kurgan. But the

thing of it is, OK, so let me ask you this. Instead

of me pontificating, why do you let me pontificate

on about this crap? I don't know, man. Sure.

You're a parent. You have two boys. You have

a Phineas and Ferb, sort of. You don't have a

Candice, but you have a Phineas and Ferb. Sure.

When they're younger. Who was the stricter parent,

you or Chrissy? I will often let Chrissy be the

bad guy. Yeah, but she will often make me be

the bad guy. She'll be like, you know what? I'm

not being the bad guy this time. Go in there

and deal with this. Fine. But, you know, I don't

get angry very often, so it's hard for me. It's

like, you know, you got to call AT &T and tell

them you're pissed off about the internet. It's

like, but I'm not pissed off. You're the pissed

off one. You know, they're basically dumping

Warner media at this point. Oh, we don't actually

have AT &T for that. We have right now we have

Comcast, but I was just using that as an example.

You know, I gotta call the huge nameless faceless

organization who doesn't give a shit about me.

And I need to convey to them that I'm angry about

their crappy service. And I find it hard to sound

like I'm angry. And it's hard to digress. It's

hard to go to children who only respond to an

angry parent and say, I'm not really angry, but

I want you to do what I say. Yeah, hockey z9.

Love it. I thought it was cool That's right.

I thought it was so great. Ah the evil jingle

Doofenshmirtz evil igloo on a mountaintop a yep

Because it's Canadian this is Canadian a I like

the mutant Zamboni that cleans up the rink before

mom can see it. Yeah And again, Lawrence sees

it. He knows what's going on. He knows what's

going on. I mean, it's not like he doesn't know

what's going on. I think he's just as amazed

as everybody else. But we can't let mom see.

Yeah. It'd be no bueno for mom. Yeah. So here's

the big problem I had with the episode. Several

times, I see this girl skating around with a

Mr. Freeze helmet. And I'm like, who is this?

Is that a fireside girl? Who is that? It's not

a girl. It's Django. Oh, yeah, he was in this,

wasn't they? Never once name. Oh, look, Django's

over there. You know, I saw it on the wiki. It

looked like a girl with a Mr. Freeze helmet.

And I'm like, who's that girl? Is that like a

new love interest or something? No, Django. They

could have used Buford. They could use Beljeet,

you know, and no Django. Well, Buford and Beljeet

were there, too, but I'm not sure why they needed

an extra body out there. Yeah. there's Django

sure oh yeah huh he appears okay so i had that

one guy that that i don't like um who's that

who's the neighbor who's always sticking his

head over the fence oh yeah i like that guy Irving

use him use Django Irving's here is he yeah you

just don't remember because you don't like Irving

i don't like Irving oh see when you're like Django

in a mr freeze helmet and i'm like wait all right

yeah well i see it now very i see it now because

i hear batman animated adventure oh yeah yeah

animated series not animated adventure get it

right actually i think the comic book was called

the animated adventures um probably just batman

adventures but anyway yeah erving's here yeah

all right cool Yeah, yes Irving is in this one

he has I thought he had a line But I don't see

it and like random hockey guy. I'm like, oh look

is Brian Boitano No No, it's not Brian Boitano

I like this South Park pilot. Byeee! Byeee! He's

going to rate for your ice only you know three

and gentlemen it's a repeat performance we are

even keel with our ratings today five hands down

what five is everything look here boy you are

far no farther north than I am I think too you're

like up there by the frozen Canadian wasteland

It's not even, well, on both coasts my entire

life. Growing up in Massachusetts, you bled Boston

sports, whether they win or they lose, no matter

which. It didn't matter. Boston has hockey. What?

What? Are you kidding me? Seriously? Really?

I don't know anything about hockey. Oh my god.

Boston has. Yeah, the Boston Bruins, they've

won plenty of times over their 50 year, over

52 years now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, but yeah,

no, I grew up, like my aunt and uncle, my aunt's

parents had season tickets to the Boston Bruins.

That is how I got to see Ray Bork's 1000th goal

for my 12th birthday in 1992 was because I was

there at the Boston Garden. Watching a brought

Boston Ruins game. They were playing the Washington

Capitals Why the hell DC needs a hockey team

is beyond me Has like half a dozen professional

sports teams and the Blackhawks is Just the one

that I paid the least amount of attention to

It's not a hockey guy again because I don't like

the ice yeah Well, just cuz you don't like the

ice doesn't mean you can't fly like a duck because

ducks fly together More hockey references that

I barely get are you you okay? You have never

seen the Mighty Ducks films. Really? Why would

I watch the Mighty Ducks when I don't like hockey?

I think it's got like Charlie Cheenan or something,

right? Emilio Estevez the good brother the good

brother It's like Breakfast Club, but with hockey.

But with hockey. All right, we're going to take

one final break, I think, this time around. Or

maybe it's our second to final break. I don't

know. We're going to come back with the last

episode after this. Have fun at the party. Thanks

for having the boys over tonight, Vivian. Oh,

no problem, Linda. I have all the neighborhood

kids tonight. Come on, come on. I don't want

to be late for my first grown up party. Okay,

hon. Bye, everyone. Happy New Year! Bye, guys!

Happy New Year! We're gonna have so much fun!

We've got noisemakers, balloons, confetti...

And, of course, we'll all stay up till midnight

and watch the New Year's Eve ball drop. Fauci,

it's already out. Wake up, will ya? You're drooling

all over my arm. You know, saliva is 98 % water,

and the other 2 % is made up of very beneficial

electrolytes. It is gross, but it is science.

You're lucky the gross factor outweighs the science

factor, or you'd have a one -way ticket to Wedgetown.

All right, folks. Final episode of the night

for episode 85. Here we are kicking off season

four of Phineas and Ferb. It's Happy New Year.

It's New Year's Eve, and Phineas and Ferb build

their customized multi -dimensional New Year's

Eve ball and drop it to celebrate. At City Hall,

Candice goes to a grown -up party and makes a

resolution to refrain from busting her brothers.

That doesn't last long. But gains a relapse and

tries to bust them before the clock strikes midnight.

Meanwhile, Dr. Dufrin Schmertz uses a resolution

changer -inator. in his bow tie to make everyone

change their resolution to follow him as their

leader. Let's see. There's Dick Clark, who now

I think Ryan Seacrest does that thing. There's

Carson Daly. He does his New Year's drop. And

yeah, there's not a lot of TV shows that there's

not a lot of cartoon series to do it. But I mean,

I get it that Phineas and Ferb would. I mean,

if they're going to do a Christmas episode, they

might as well do a New Year's episode. Yeah.

I mean, technically, you could do a Christmas

episode every year or you could, you know. Do

something different. I feel bad that Isabella

doesn't get any kisses She's totally like, you

know, you know, normally people get kisses on

New Year's Eve and Phineas is like I know we're

gonna do tonight making out with Isabella But

but no no kisses for Isabella Mm -hmm. It's like

the kiss Nazi no keys for you And I love her

mother. Your mother is right Phineas Just you

know, she already grabbed him and kissed him

once it's not as if it's He doesn't remember

that so they remember summer belongs to you Yeah,

but they have to keep up the gag until they start

acting their age though, yeah sure We got a lot

of new random kids in the disco ball. You know,

like it's one of these Django again probably

I kind of felt like somebody won a contest It's

like if you win the contest they put your likeness

Into the end of the show and some random, you

know disco ball thing. I Assumed it would say

something about it in the wiki. I'm looking but

I don't see that anything at this point, so.

Just seems odd that they throw random kids in

there. Well, I mean, you know, they got to have,

you know, background actors and extras and things

like that, so. Yeah. There's Flock of Seagulls

jail. Yep. That was funny. You know what that

is. You know what that is. Oh, of course I do.

I don't think a lot of. the younger audience

would have caught on to Flock of Seagulls Jail.

And once again, I mean, these shows are not like

Dan and Swampy. Yes, they're working these towards

kids in general, but they're going to throw references

in there that are funny to them. It's the same

thing with the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Chuck

Jones was not making those for four -year -olds

in 1940. He was making room for himself and his

friends. Yeah, so those were primetime shows.

Yeah, well, I mean this was adults. I mean this

was a primetime show as well, but still. Anyway.

Anyway. I thought it was funny that Perry was

just gonna let Doof use his inator. He just pulls

up a chair and says, go ahead, have at it. Yeah,

he's right. Nobody really follows their New Year's

resolutions. I've been fat and monolingual for

years Every year I tell myself I'm gonna make

myself better. I just don't I'm fat and semi

bilingual I know how to say taco Actually, no,

I'm semi fluent in French and I know enough Spanish

to get by and I speak a little Japanese but I'm

not fully fluent in anything but English and

that's arguable. You do English good, huh? I

do good English, eh? Yeah, for me I am... 0,

0, 0, 0, 0 .1 % fluent in Russian. I can tell

you hi, I can tell you good night, and I can

tell you goodbye or good evening. Say yes. Dasvidanya.

No, Dasvidanya is goodbye. Niet. Niet is no,

da is yes, and then hi. To say hi to somebody,

it's Privyet. Privyet, nice. Awesome, I took

one semester of Russian in my senior year of

high school because they're like yeah You can't

take the media class twice and I'm like, but

it's two different parts of the media Let me

I didn't even want to be in front of the camera

I just wanted to be behind the camera doing the

computer stuff. Hey, let me do it. So you got

Russians said Because I've never since I was

a kid every other child friend that I had parents

pushed upon them, Spanish class, French class,

Dutch class, you know, whatever, you know, Sprechensieduch,

like, whatever. It's like, no, I avoided language

classes my whole life up until the 12th grade.

And, you know. Funny. I spent four years in French.

And then I took French in college. And it's a

different ball game in college, to be honest.

I would assume it would be. I mean, that's the

advanced French class. Yeah, it's completely

different. No kissing for you. No kiss for you.

Speaking of kissing, the New Year's Eve song.

This song deserves to replace 1999 as the official

New Year's song. Oh, stop. Yes, it does. But

come on, I mean. Nah, I can't. That's a little

hasty. You can't replace Prince. No, you can't.

But the key point here is Olivia Olsen sings

this song. Vanessa, that's right. Vanessa sings.

And I got all excited. I heard Vanessa singing,

and I'm like, this is a great song. I would listen

to this song on New Year's Eve. Yep, not only

is the song gonna be in the episode somewhere

also for this episode only We are starting with

the winter theme and we are ending with the third

verse or other verse or the continuing verse

that is usually played at the end credits because

that is also the happy new year song sung by

Olivia Olsen as Vanessa, so yes episode 85 of

the podcast organization radical acronym is a

very special episode folks We're spatial. Spatial.

OK, so to round this out, at the end of the episode,

the parents get a New Year's Eve kiss. Candice

gets a New Year's Eve kiss. What does Isabella

get? Isabella gets nada. Again, no kiss for you.

They're children. You know, we've seen them kiss

once I'm okay with this and it was erased it

was erased by the Devaporator inator or whatever

it was Yeah, the D memory inator. There you go

something like that Forget about it Nata, but

I I still feel like that would have been acceptable

here in this in this particular context I guess

but They would have to they would have to approach

the crush that she has had on him this whole

time and They couldn't just go with the running

gag afterwards of him basically not noticing

and yet she is It would ruin the dynamic. Yeah,

it would you know, you always tell you've talked

about this entire episode about how things are

missing and they're not going my format and they're

not going my formula well if they do that it

would kill the entirety of the formula because

Again, they're not to the point where they can

act their age. Right. It's like, what if the

monsters in Scooby Doo were really monsters?

It's like, well, now you've ruined the show.

I mean, there's only so many times you can pull

a monster's head off and it be Mr. Wilson from

next door. Well, that guy is just downright evil.

I know, right? I mean, he doesn't like hockey.

What the fuck is wrong with him? You sound like

such a bad guy after all So I give I give this

one a three for a New Year's Eve goodness because

you just don't see enough New Year's Eve episodes

Yeah, you very on a even keel with all of these

episodes today and whereas I'm like very fair

I don't think I've seen anything that I didn't

like and but I haven't seen anything that I thought

was like amazing Yeah, I had like one or two

good lines in episode one Season four episode

one, but that the rest of the show was just not

that great And that you know that floated up

to a three and some of these are pretty good

But I mean, I mean, you know, if you want to

five you gotta knock my socks off See for me

it did knock my socks off because like you said

not every cartoon show does a happy new year

kind of show and honestly ever since the fly

on the wall and how much of a downgrade that

was for me like anything else at that point everything

else looks better so i am also giving new year's

new year's happy new year a five Wow. All right,

you've persuaded me. I'm going to kick that up

a notch to four. There you go. I mean, come on.

Yeah, New Year's Eve deserves a four. And Vanessa

sings. Oh, wait a minute. No, you have to give

it a five because of your own rule. Any time

Vanessa sings, the episode gets a five. But Vanessa

wasn't in the episode. Doesn't matter. She still

sings. It's still Vanessa. It's not just Olivia

Olsen on the stage. It's still Vanessa. It's

Olivia Olsen singing. It wasn't Vanessa singing.

Vanessa wasn't even in there. Uh -huh, well,

it's still getting... It should have been. Honestly,

if Candice gets to go, Vanessa should get to

go. Well, we both give Happy New Year a five,

folks. All right, fine. We do. It's got a five.

It's got a five. It may or may not end up on

my top 10 at the end of the season, but it's

gonna get five. Oh, right. I mean, I'm not saying

it's... Yeah, I don't even... And that's the

other thing that's interesting about this, because

I knew almost all of the first three seasons

of episodes pretty much... had them committed

to memory most of the time, where I could pick

and choose from my top 10 favorites and whatever

else. Season four, I'm like, huh, what? My top

10 list for episodes for season four is going

to be, I'm really going to have, the first three

seasons, I didn't even, I could just blink and

I knew every episode that was going to be on

there. Season four, I'm going to have to really

think about it. For Your Ice Only might make

it just because it's hockey Z9. Hockey, yeah.

You like hockey for some reason. Hey, man. You

grew up on the ice. You grew up watching Emilio

Estevez as Gordon Bombay with Percy or Pace.

Not Percy. Pacey. Pacey. Yeah. For those like

Michael that don't know, Joshua Jackson, who

was Pacey in Dawson's Creek, he's the main character

in The Mighty Ducks movies Charlie Connelly.

All right. See I did not watch Dawson's Creek

either I thought I thought Van Der Beek looked

a little squirrely and like that show All right

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Until next time. Everybody, chill out. But wait,

there's more. Take a drink. Yummy. Clear throat.

Just talking so much. Clear my throat. Let me

clear my throat. There's a picture here of Candice

as a fly and it's like that. It's wacky. You

know, they're just going for something completely

off the wall. Honestly, I think they should have

started the season off with My Sweet Ride. Yeah,

they should have. It's arguably a better episode.

Oh, it very much is a better episode. What are

the odds? That's funny. I got to try to see if

it's still on the DVR on the TV. I got to have

Karen watch the 50 -year Boston Bruins hockey

celebration documentary they did, because it

surprised me when I watched it. DVR? That's what?

Of course. Hello? Teleki, damn it. Leave me alone.

Bye. Bye. Brian Boitado. Brian Boitado. But as

I'm watching this thing, I'm like, oh, it's surprising

how much the Bruins have to thank the Blackhawks

for. Because at one point in the 70s or 80s,

we got half of the Blackhawks roster traded to

the Bruins. Like, Phil Esposito and all those

guys came from the Blackhawks to the Bruins.

Oh, wow. Anywhere. The puck just flew right over

your Mr. Freeze helmet. I get it. Exactly. There's

not really anymore. That's about it.