Batman ’66 Issues #5-8 Review

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and enjoy this week's Pull Bag. Hello and welcome

to The Pull Bag. Our May 2014 spotlight is 75

years of Man -Bat. Oh, I'm sorry, Batman. I am

your host, TF2 and Mike, and joining me for this

first episode in a ten -episode arc for the Pull

Bags Bat Month here is JT from Saskatoon. Hello,

sir. Holy rusted metal, Batman. Exactly. Yeah.

Holy hole in a donut? No. No, no, no, no, no.

Um... holy iron man and a donut holy overused

catchphrase yeah exactly uh quite literally um

all right so ladies and gentlemen we are here

to talk about batman for these 10 episodes i

tried to get as much diversity as i could i'm

going to run down this very very quickly Here

in episode 68, JT and I will cover Batman 66,

issues 5 through 8. The last time we were able

to talk about this series was in episode 39 of

the podcast. Damn. Yeah. So it's been about 30

episodes or so. Episode 69 will be, but where

are the Batman chapters 1 through 4? We are going

by the digital chapters on Comixology. That'll

be Steve Megatron and I. Steve Megatron and I

will also cover episodes 70 through 73. Those

being Year One, Dark Knight Returns, The Killing

Joke, and A Death in the Family. Then in episode

74, Steve and I will... close out the Boor of

the Batman with chapters 6 through 12 as apparently

that series is ending because Cartoon Network

doesn't even want to promote the damn cartoon

or show it or anything like that. Actually I

found out that they just don't like showing in

North America because no one spends any money.

They've actually continued showing new episodes

in like New Zealand. Yeah. So Cartoon Network

can bite my rosy red honey. Yeah, that's a whole

other discussion for a whole other episode on

a whole different podcast, but here's the thing,

folks. With Boy or the Batman, it didn't even

get a chance to get its legs under it. It had

different villains, rogues that I had never seen

before. I never knew of Professor Pig and Mr.

Toad before that. Well, I know of a certain Mr.

Toad, but that's a completely different wild

ride. But it didn't even get a chance. And now,

because the cartoon series isn't going to be

continuing, they're going to also cancel the

comic. Which sucks, because that comic is actually

really good. In the 75th episode of The Pullback,

we're going to be going over 75 years of the

cape and cowl for Batman. This is going to be

a full -on, full -tilt Batman retrospective episode

with myself, Steve Megatron, Dave Draper from

Toy World Order, and Doug Abel from Talking About

My Generation. You're also going to hear JT doing

his Just the Facts as well as other bat fans

giving their impressions in voice clips, etc,

etc, etc. Now you might be saying but TF2 and

Mike over on geek cast radio two years ago You

guys did the same thing in episode 39. Yes, we

did We were ahead of the curve when it came to

the 75th anniversary. We celebrated the 73rd

anniversary Episode 75 the pullback is gonna

kind of have the same feel it's gonna go over

the animation the movies the music the games

video games But we're gonna really heavily talk

about the comic since this is a comic podcast

discussion based thing episode seventy six and

seventy seven of the court and city of owls arcs

for the new fifty two and capping it all off

episode seventy eight is death of the family

the new fifty two story line with the joker uh...

came back to reclaim his face uh... literally

Word yeah, we were going to do episode 79 as

Batman zero year and have a discussion on on

zero year, but since DC's editorial staff can't

Get it together and since they wanted to give

Greg Capolo more time they pushed back zero year

a month So, uh, the final issue doesn't come

out, I think, until June or maybe even July.

So, yeah, we nixed zero year off, off the 75th

anniversary coverage because it just, just wasn't

going to happen. If they had kept to the schedule,

uh, it would have happened. But, uh, but yeah,

that's Batman month for you. Um, JT, really quickly,

uh, give me your top three reasons why you like

Batman. The car, the toys, and the villains.

And by toys I mean the gadgets. Ah, okay then.

Alright, so we're going to take a quick break

and come back with Batman 66 issues 5 through

8 after this. First up today is Batman 66 number

five the Sandman awakens and introducing Batgirl

I'm one of those people that if a cover doesn't

strike me I look for if there is a variant cover

we talked about this on the very first pullback

after dark about variant covers And this is one

of the ones where it's like Okay, can you? Shorten

like the regular cover. Can you like make all

the Batman and Sandman things smaller and make

the Batgirl little circle thing larger, please?

And they had a variant cover that actually predominantly

featured Batgirl, but it was going for astronomical

amounts of money Yeah, I seen the online something

Like what people are paying for that particular

alternate cover and I was just kind of like,

okay It's just Like I don't understand like I

can understand but I also don't understand why

people would pay so much goddamn money for a

comic book cover But I'm a fine one to talk.

So Yeah, I don't understand why They can't make

it at least variant covers for me If I have to

pay an extra, like instead of $3 .99 for a Batman

cover, if the variant cover for say, Scott Snyder's

Batman is $4 .99 or $6 .99, I don't mind paying

that. I won't ever pay for a variant cover over

$10. There's no way in hell I would. I mean,

just no way. I mean, the only way I would ever

pay for a variant cover that was over $7 .99

would be if it... came, you know those Hallmark

voice cards? Yeah. If it was a 1994 Black Cat

voice card with Jennifer Hale doing the voice

of Black Cat, that's the only way I would ever

pay more than $8 for a variant cover. Anyway,

Batman 66, number five. Yeah, if we're talking

variant covers, that's a conversation that should

begin with the caveat, in the land of the hypothetical.

Exactly. Or if I had to make you stupid money.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah All right, so this

issue the first story in the private study at

stately Wayne matter the bat phone is ringing

And I never honestly before reading this issue

wondered what like The sound effect for the bat

phone would look like you have written out. Yeah,

I thought it was just like beep beep No, it's

more of a tweet Tweet. Okay. You know. And then

there's, you know, Aunt Harriet is like, oh,

Dick, you know, you'll catch your death of cold.

Yeah. You know, and it's just. And I love the

thing like the Aunt Harriet in this series has

never been made to look like, uh, she's intelligent.

Well, I was thinking of Madge Blake who played

here and Harriet in the show, but it's just like

they make her just like in the show is like she's

this Aunt May analog. You know, it's like I hope

you're wary of currents out there. My own husband

got swept away in a fishing trip and was never

seen again. Yeah, I don't think he got swept

away in and Harriet. I think he ran for the hills.

Yeah, and I think it's unfair of you to compare

Aunt Harriet to Aunt May because Aunt May is

so much better Well, not personally, but I mean

in the way that she's like fussing over dick

is the way Aunt May, you know back in the early

days, you know and then Bruce is like no fear

Aunt Harriet, we'll always wear our flotation

vests and then Alfred steps in and he's like

the foons Now why do both of them need to go

answer a call? Yeah, I love that it's like well

master Grayson models his future dealings on

his mentor and she's like ah And that's one thing

I loved about this live action show is like all

these cockamamie explanations that Alfred gives

her she just buys the book line and sinker Yeah,

I'm gonna say here, you know, I'm not Don't know

what it is about this series the first four issues.

I think two of them. I really enjoyed maybe three

And these ones today that will be covering I

just I don't know what it is Maybe it's the villain

maybe maybe it's cuz I don't really it's not

that I've never seen the show I watched the Batman

66 series all the time as a kid on reruns in

the 80s, but it just I don't know some of these

villains that that we'll run into today. I just

don't really care for all that much. Well, especially

the first one we're gonna run into here. I didn't

even, I thought he was made up for this comic

series. I had no idea it was in the show. I must

have missed that episode. But yeah, so Batman

answers the phone and he hears a chainsaw. Coming

from police headquarters, so they rushed to investigate

and no Dude, do we really think the supervillain

put Commissioner Gordon to sleep or did this

guy is just that? He's old and crotchety and

he passes out in his chair from time to time

You know mumbling about why his daughter needs

a motorcycle license for some reason And no it

was the supervillain yeah, because it has to

be a supervillain because Gotham City is ripe

with crime, even in this campy 60s series. It's

ripe with crime, but it's got a police force

that, you know, bends over and kisses its own

ass goodbye as soon as somebody with a mask walks

into town. Well, not true, but I'm saying that...

the gcpd in the 66 style in the 66 series they

should be busy all the time because you've got

so many criminals or super criminals out there

um and uh the title of the story the sad man

says good night written by jeff barker art by

reuben procopio uh colors by matthew wilson um

i like the art i really love the art And I do

still like the general way the story is written

in the same tone as As the television series

I like that. I just I'm not up on this whole

Sandman character. I just I Just don't care.

Yeah Well, I mean one thing I gotta mention about

the story is you know Commissioner Gordon before

he's knocked out by the Sandman who? conveniently

enough has left a sizable pile of evidence on

his desk he's caught he's caught first and again

like I've spoken about this in the last episode

that we talked about the 66 comment I know it's

spoken to Mike about this off -air is chief O

'Hara and Commissioner Gordon in this series

as much as I love the show are completely useless

like there's the there i forget the episode where

you know ohara says batman should you know maybe

let the cops handle this and commissioner gordon

looks up as if he's about to say you shut your

horror mouth and this is how useless commissioner

gordon is in this specific story he called batman

because chief ohara was late to work now it turned

Turns out that there's a reason for that and

it's part of the story But the fact that you

have failed so completely at your job That you're

calling the mass vigilante that you've got on

speed dial because your number number one guy

is like five minutes late Really? Yeah, I wouldn't

give it a bit least 15 minutes, you know the

traffic, you know, the Batmobile lost the wheel,

the Joker got away again, something. But yeah,

so apparently Chief O 'Hara is missing and there's

an armored car that was coming to police headquarters

and it got ripped off for all the money it was

carrying and then, you know, commissioner of

course, but that location changes every week.

It's only known by Chief O 'Hara. You know if

you just see this look of like utter just holy

shit on his face at Batman's just sit there Yeah,

yeah, I kind of figured that out five minutes

ago. Did you not notice the sand all over the

place? Yeah, then then we turn the page and I

Love this montage. Oh, yeah, it's just I love

the the light for the security here What I'm

supposed to be oppressed by a handful of dirt.

Oh No, no the montage with Well, Sandman and

his sleepwalkers plan more devious doings that

the way that the art is in this and how they...

Oh, yeah, yeah, where Batman and Robin are...

Right, the narration. And then, um, I can't decide

if I really believe that, uh, Doc Brown stole

Batman's line or if it was vice versa. Yes, I

know Back to the Future came out after the 66

television series, but... Every time I see Batman

say, Great Scott, I think that Doc Brown's under

the mask. Yeah. Especially where they show up

for a second, I thought they were in the coffee

shop from Friends. Apparently, they've been up

all night, and then they're sucking back the

bat espresso, and you know that's what Batman

ordered. Yeah. No, there is no central perk here.

That's the other thing. That like when they were

on that page where they're in the coffee shop

drinking the coffee That's how I thought Sandman

was was getting people to go to sleep Was you

know put pro -hypnol in the copy or something

there's he spiked Gotham City's coffee supply

the feed yeah, yeah You spiked Batman's coffee

you bastard Well, it's not the first time that's

happened. I mean, the first episode of the TV

series, he basically got roofied after drinking

his Bat OJ in a go -go club about five seconds

before he started doing the Bat Toosie. Oh my

god, all I can think of now is one of the Jeff

Dunham specials where Peanut is going, mmm, mmm,

mmm, he's making all kinds of dance sounds. God

what I saw that the first thing I when you say

that the first thing I thought it was like that

Episode of the Simpsons were the bat where Adam

West showed up. Yeah, and he started doing the

bat to see it whores just back away slow So yeah,

so Batman and Robin are getting their coffee

on and there's some shenanigans outside and They

look then the Doc Brown and then the Sandman's

got a tanker truck with a spray cannon on the

top basically spraying everyone in Gotham City

with hypnotic sleeping powder yeah and apparently

he the the Sandman in this series has a very

reassuring voice the the best radio announcer

ever you know lulls you right to sleep you know

I'm just like seriously Figured why not I mean

they had a guy in Marvel Comics called the voice

at doom who had shoulder mounted speakers that

could make people his unwitting slaves, so All

as I can think oh you said shoulder mounted speakers

all I think it was jazz from g1 when he showed

spike is new stereo system and started blaring

it uh... you say that it will get back on top

of the second you say that the first that that

image but with the voice of ironhide for the

movies i just wanted to show my cannons it anyway

people back to dc comics so yes so we've got

that looks like cover your nose robin we have

to get our gas mask try not to breathe in the

sand I guess if this was the comics the Robin

would have looked at it was like yeah No, duh,

but this it's the Burt Ward robin so he's like

sure thing Batman sure hope I don't trip and

fall face first Into a big pile of whatever he's

spraying around tight because it doesn't even

look like dust. It looks like giant Caramel covered

hot piles of caramel covered popcorn Well, there

was one page The page where you have the Especially

after your futile manhunt last night or rather

Sandman hunt Wow, that's such a horrible pun.

That's even worse than half the TV series puns

in that page You have the sand kind of floating

around and I can kind of see that it's sand and

whatever else but yeah well when it's swirling

around like that but when it's you see it piled

up in the street it looks like giant piles of

popcorn and I'll say this like the uh Procopio's

art uh really really makes the Sandman creepy

looking you know with yeah it does the dark deep

set eyes and everything and Still love even Batman

gets out one of his you know a litter of threats.

There's like you sup a frick Svengali I was like

don't ever change Batman but yeah, they're taken

out and I Got the digital version of this comics

I couldn't find the physical copy for our episode

here folks and I love The chapters on this thing

is like they ended on it's always a two -part

chapter cliffhanger like the old show, and it's

like, has the Sandman finally defeated the Keep

Crusaders? Will Gotham be known as the city that

always sleeps? You know, and then the answers

come next week instead of tune in tomorrow, same

bad time, same bad channel. Yeah. I do like,

though, the, um, I think my favorite part about

this entire issue, at least this story and this

issue of the print comic, is the, um, where Sandman

has him... Can you hear me? What are you doing

now? I'm on patrol keeping Gotham safe. That

image there where it's Batman and Robin and Joker

and Catwoman, that's just simply awesome. Oh

yeah. And then you get the Batmobile. Oh my god,

it's so cool. I will say that I know it's an

artist kind of thing, but... I'm not too happy

sometimes when the Batmobile is colored blue

instead of black like it should be if this is

supposed to be this based on the 66 series it

should not be 1970s Midnight Blue from the from

the Super Friends show yeah well I mean that

was the whole thing like Ben and I Ben from animation

aficionados who I work with sometimes we had

a conversation about this last week we were talking

about how Batman's costume in the late 70s or

in the 70s into the 80s became blue and gray

Because it was the common misconception that

the costume was always blue and gray because

blue is used to highlight black Yeah, so I mean

the color is you obviously went overboard On

this issue the one thing I got to say that I

like about the the dream sequence shall we say

here Mm -hmm. I mean first of all, yeah, I like

I love that image of As they're going down the

dream tunnel and there's the Riddler and Joker

and Catwoman That would make a great just poster,

you know Oh, yeah, I get like a Batman 66 logo

in there somewhere I do love on the next page

following they're flying through the air and

they land in the Batmobile and the row of wrote

like Batman's rogues gallery got the penguin

King Tut egghead mr. Freeze and then it even

has reference because the he's basically the

sentiments trying to find the Batcave in this

story and that you see Batman say 14 miles north

-west of Gotham Old North Pass and then that's

like that reference to the sign you see every

time Batman comes out of the Batcave You know

as he roars thought he has Gotham City 14 miles

and well, you know Batman's probably not obeying

the speed limit He's going like a literal pat

at the hell to make that distance and I just

love the whole all the dream sequence hardly

you further on you see like the the t -rex from

the Batcave the giant choker card You know reference

to the thing and how Batman, you see, even when

he's out cold and hypnotized like this, his brain's

still a crime -fighting machine, because, you

know, I love the art where he's like, of course,

this is a dream! And he starts fighting back,

and somehow, dream logic, shall we say, Robin

is brought into Batman's... During dream because

it's not like they're sitting there on the couch

and they're talking to each other while they're

in this coma. So Yeah, I Batman has granny panties

The panel before he's like not just a dream but

in reality that image behind the little window

image it wow they really stretched the design

on that it looks like he's wearing granny panties

yeah yeah but you gotta realize that's all pure

west yeah yeah yeah i love the one line what

are you doing batman we're pulling over we've

got to take control of this dream yeah because

turning the car around is totally kind of fix

things Robbins, what do you mean we're trapped

in a dream? Well, I am you're a construct of

my subconscious and whatever. I mean it is the

60s show there is so much Bullshit it might as

well make sense Yeah, so Batman and Robin both

get free and this is one thing that I don't like

about this story Outside the fact that it's Sandman.

They never explain Where Robin was in his own

dream because they both fell the fuck asleep

So it wasn't like No, they did. Well, no. No,

I'm just saying it's I don't think it would have

mattered because Sandman was going after Batman

to find the location of the Batcave. I Understand

that but what I'm saying like, okay basically

what you're telling me is this is a version of

Inception. What the hell is that? No. Oh hell

no The hell's that Justice League episode? Only

a dream. This is basically a version of Only

the Dream, that two -parter from Justice League,

where Superman... Flash and Green Lantern all

are not Superman on Martian Manhunter Green Lantern

and flash all break free of their dreams Then

they go into hot girls dream to save her so that's

basically what this is with Robin going into

Batman's dream But still I think that's a lacking

part of the story if Robin's asleep, but they're

just leaving him asleep They have strapped up

this some sort of medical equipment, but I guess

the monitors brainwaves in that but Yeah, it

would have been cool to see what Robin was dreaming

of course in that one. He's probably the big

hero and Batman's the Kid's sidekick and you

know You know, but then we get the the traditional

BAM KO pow Yeah, kadunk Yeah Holy knockout. Yeah

you did do your job chief. You put the Sandman

to sleep and And then that's the most effective

police work that O 'Hara has ever done that I've

seen. Anyway, he wasn't even trying. It's just

like clothesline. Yeah. Um, that's, um, you know,

because these are individual stories within one

issue. I don't know, man. Don't I don't think

I'm gonna rate the issue overall because the

second story is actually better than the first

for the first story It's a lot more coherent.

I think yeah, I I gotta say overall I I Don't

want to do this. I don't think it's very rarely

that I use our rating system on the GCR in that

it's on the low end, and I'm sorry, for this

specific story, for the Sandman story, I had

to give it two stars out of five. I said I disliked

it. It's just, the art is great. The art is fine.

The story itself, and the fact that it's the

Sandman, a character that, not even that I don't

know that much about him, the character that

he, he to me doesn't say 66 Batman. I know he

was a villain on the show. But you know it just

doesn't like I don't know It would have been

interesting if the Joe if this was a Joker story

where Joker Modifies his his gas or his toxin

to do exactly this and put the Joker in Versus

having Sandman in yeah, I'm gonna be a little

bit I'm gonna give it a 3 .5 like I liked it

This would have been a great episode if it was

like part of if it was the one of the live -action

It was actually in the TV series proper, but

yeah, it's a little Out there shall we say yeah

So the second story in chain issue number five

for the print is Tale of the tiger topaz written

by Jeff Parker art and color by Colleen Coover

letters by Wes Abbott Um, this is the Batgirl

introduction. I love this. Oh, yeah. Absolutely

love this. Using my least favorite version of

Catwoman, no knocking Earth a cat, it's just...

When I saw her in the 60s show growing up, she

creeped the hell out of me. Yeah, she was creepy,

but she didn't, like... It wasn't, like, bad.

It's just, like, damn, woman. I think out of

the three of them, Julie Neumar, Eartha Kitt,

and Lee Merriweather. Lee Merriweather was my

least favorite. Really? Yeah. Julie Neumar was

my favorite, and Eartha's kind of like in between.

But I do like that, and Jeff Parker said this

in an interview when the series first started

coming out, or when the series was about to debut,

that all three of the various versions of Catwoman

would be used throughout. So I mean, I like that.

I like that they're paying homage to that and

doing it that way. I think that's really, really

cool. This story here centers around Barbara

Gordon. And she's at a museum. with with Commissioner

Gordon And I get to say I know there are different

artists on each of these issues or hell even

each of the stories in this issue They're two

completely different artists. I Really wish in

this series. They would be consistent with Commissioner

Gordon's design because now he looks like he

looks like Gordon from um... crap was it not

year one? was it year one that he was old and

white haired and white mustached? noooo might

have been dark knight returns he looks like something

out of dark knight returns he just doesn't look

like the sixties television series style of commissioner

gordon yeah there's a very Neil Hamilton was

the actor who played him in the live action series

and it doesn't look, and that's the measuring

stick, you know, you go back to the show and

yeah, it doesn't work for me. Although I do like

the design of Barbara Gordon because it very

much has that kind of, you know, kind of young

sexy look of Yvonne Craig who played Barbara

Gordon in the show. Yeah. Don't get the hair

is colored right, but that's something that's

just that's an epic. Yeah, although I do love

the I Like I do love this Colleen's art here,

you know, it works for The Syria this she would

make a great regular artist that they just had

a regular artist on the show or on the comic

I should say but you know Commissioner Gordon

has used this stroke to get his daughter in to

look at this crystal display in the Gotham City

Museum and you know there's uh the what's uh

curators the word I'm looking for is telling

oh all the credit goes to the exhibit designer

the great Madame Cougar as like gee I wonder

if she's the villain I guess we'll find out Yeah,

no, it is very obvious, but it was always obvious

in the show. I mean, hell, look at the 66, the

actual film. Miss Kitka? Come on now. We all

know who Miss Kitka is. She's a reporter from

a Russian newspaper. Yeah, sure she is. So we

go to the night later that night and Catwoman

is going to break into the museum. Quick Scooby

Doo reference. The look on Barbara's face when

Ms. Cougar is walking out of the museum, it just

practically screams Velma saying jinkies. It

does, yes. Again like the show she's practically

giving away the fact that she's a villain Where

she's talking to dr. Chan the curators like I

am a well aware of where the projectors are and

I've studied the details of your system So it

will not hinder my aesthetics Replace that with

shenanigans and it's pretty well a confession

But yeah, it goes to working late tonight, dear.

Oh afraid so Oh working late tonight dead and

it's i love the reference to lord death man who

is Around this time and the batman comics are

in, you know, japan in the 60s You know, and

it's a character that showed up In an episode

of brave and the bold became a major character

in grant morrison's batman ink title And I hope

they do this story in the series someday where

batman and robin are in japan helping their police

hunt down the elusive lord death man That in

itself would make a great story, but like when

Batman went across the seat of the UK I want

to see the Japanese Batmobile Because I will

bet you dollars to doughnuts that shit's gonna

look like the Mach 5 Well, we already saw the

London Batmobile, I'm sure they'll get to the

Japan Batmobile at some point many Wolverine

claws there you know it's like shit shit yeah

yeah so she has designed this as you said she

has designed this exhibit so she could basically

steal it for herself and as she's you know doing

you know going through this and jumping through

all the lasers she is singing a song she's singing

her theme song yeah I knew you wouldn't be able

to resist the tiger topaz catwoman. I admit,

going through the trouble of posing as a designer

so you could set the exhibit up for your own

theft was very inspired. Bad girl. Ah, bad girl.

Now, see, this is the problem I have with this,

is... wasn't? Oh no, wait, maybe I don't have

a problem. She has red hair here. I don't remember

her. Does she have the red hair in the 60s? Well,

it was a wig like sewn into her cowl in the shade

because Yvonne Craig had that naturally dark

black hair. But yeah, I love the look on what's

her name? Colleen Coover's face or her art on

Catwoman's face because you like yeah, it looks

like Eartha Kate. You could hear her doing that

rolling that she had in her voice. But yeah,

it's like, Batgirl. I could totally, because

the one thing I loved about Yvonne Craig's Batgirl

is she had this very Captain America sort of,

it was different than that. It was more like

Robin's cadence. She just had this very kind

of gung -ho, blue -blooded, all -American quality

in her voice. And you get that with the dialogue

here. And I do like the fact that it must have

taken weeks to place the crystal placement just

right. And that, you know, batarang. I still

love the look on Eartha Kit Kawa's face. She's

like, bitch, please. Yeah, I love the chase through

the Tiger Topaz as far as the... how you see

them. Where Batgirl's like, aha, got you now.

I love how that's done with the art. I think

that's absolutely awesome. And I love the whole

Hall of Mirrors kind of thing where they go into

the crystal cave and there's all the different

reflections of Catwoman and Batgirl all over

the place and they both have a hard time trying

to deal with it. Yeah, it's absolutely awesome,

but you still get in the sock BAM pow sort of

thing and Yeah I do like the one thing it's slash

and then slap Yeah, we're gonna have a cat fight.

Yeah I like the oof the oof is awesome when she

telling back girl tackles her yeah, I thought

that was awesome You need to pow go out for the

night Yeah, and then you see them both they're

huffing and puffing people cut the their respective

avatars with the excise As if their inner cells

are like looking at the audience. Can you believe

this shit? You know and I love that all of a

sudden. It's like There's really no explanation

or is there an explanation for why a Commissioner

Gordon showed up There isn't he's just there.

Yeah, you might have been like a silent alarm

or something But they're really his Commissioner

senses were tingling You wouldn't want the dementia

to take over again. Oh, hello Abraham Lincoln

Yeah, because let's face it Commissioner Gordon's

gonna be on some hardcore medication the stress

of his job the only thing out of this story that

I didn't really particularly like and I don't

think it's part of her I don't remember if it's

part of her character but at the end of the story

Batgirl rides off and she says Teehee I don't

remember that being a part of the character in

in the show I don't think she ever Teehee'd in

the show but you know I mean it's a little it's

not outside the realm of possibility yeah for

me I I really like the story I really like the

arts I'm gonna take a half point off for the

what I don't think is in her character the Teehee

at the end so I'll give it four and a half out

of five which is almost perfect for this story

yeah I agree with you there it's definitely of

All it's just it's leaning towards that five

But it's not quite there. I mean even in the

show when Commissioner Gordon showed up There

was at least what are you doing here Commissioner?

Oh, I just happened to be driving by You know,

yeah, it's literally he just appears out of the

shadows slaps the cuff on cap woman and that's

it Yeah, pretty much All right, next up is Batman

66 number six and the cover that i have is um...

batman robin and the book warm robert l the conqueror

book warm also featuring all the queen of cossacks

uh... okay i see that these are supposed to be

books now first and like why are they diving

through spaghetti but i get it now their their

their pages of books and regardless of Roddy

McDowell's awesomeness again another villain

that I just know nothing about really I don't

know was that I don't remember the bookworm in

the series was he he was like one of those one

one -shot villains he only ever appeared in his

you know the episodes the bookworm turns while

Gotham City burns okay which is the one thing

I should mention about the the previous issue

with the Batman like the Sandman story had its

own titles the Sandman says goodnight and Batman

sleeps tight mm -hmm and that's one of the things

I loved about the original like the the 66 TV

series was those cliffhanger titles that dovetail

together like that but yeah I haven't seen any

variant covers for this one I pretty much just

get the standard issue, which is done by Mike

Allred, who's the creator of the comic book,

Madman. And he does all the rate. He's a regular

cover artist. I really like this cover where

they're swinging down off the giant pile of books,

which is probably in the bookworms, Larry, because

let's face it, he's a super villainish librarian.

So his hideout would, of course, have giant decorative

books all over the goddamn place. yeah there

was a variant cover I don't know what it was

but it says here in the in the credits variant

cover by Jonathan Case so there was a variant

I just don't know what it was so we start this

story at the tri -weekly meeting of the Gotham

Chamber of Currency chaired by millionaire Bruce

Wayne the keynote speaker concludes his stirring

address Yeah, and I love Robin's lives like and

I don't Batman himself would jump in me and saying

don't be uptight Literacy is what's happening,

baby, and it's a guess and then Batman I mean

Bruce Wayne leads in he might not use those precise

words boy wonder Yeah, he's just stepping in

to say it's like don't be talking over my shit,

son Yeah, I'm just not into the relationship

between Bruce and Dick in this. It just seems

weird. I don't know what it is. I'm trying not

to be negative and say this story sucks. But

I just wasn't... I didn't feel the usual... Adam

Westbert Ward kind of inflections in this. Yeah,

it's more like he's giving Robin like a verbal

smackdown. Pretty much. And I don't think it's

necessarily the dialogue, like the artist on

this issue is Ty Templeton, who's... I really

like his art here, like specifically you look

in that first page you look, that's Adam West,

like he's making an effort for the characters

to look as they should, but it's... You know,

it's just the way it's drawn. It's a nitpick

at best for me. I think the reason why I don't

like this specific story in this issue is because

it's not written by Jeff Parker, it's written

by Tom Payer. Don't. Like, I get that this series

is supposed to be all new adventures featuring

the television series, you know, cast members

and characters. but if you're going to have a

writer on a series have that writer don't have

okay artists changing i don't much mind you know

it it's kind of like me and how i look at rock

bands rock bands that i like you can change any

member of the rock band except for the lead singer

okay um And that's the problem I have with this

story, is that it's not written by Parker, and

that's one of the reasons why I don't like it,

because the story... It's like the old He -Man

show, where you would have an episode written

by Larry DiTillio, David Wise, Robbie London...

Sometimes not everybody talks to everybody, and

if you bring in someone fresh on a series to

write one episode, they're not gonna know the

true inflections of it. And I don't think, uh...

payer knows the the proper you know verbal that

that Bruce and dick have with each other it just

didn't like it at all in this well yeah I mean

it happens where you know maybe you know Parker

or not Parker it's just a Regular writer, you

know, you have to take some time off or something.

You know part Jeff Parker is probably busy I

mean he is writing a lot of books. So I Understand

that I just wish that there was a little bit

more communication amongst writers or if mr.

Payard didn't know about The series that he would

have checked it out beforehand, which I doubt

that he doesn't know about it. But you know what?

I mean, it's like Some people just need to do

research Yeah, although I do like in the fight

that Robin has with the the bookworm and his

men where he shows up to steal this Comically

oversized check for basically five grand You

know Robin keep your guard up mind your footwork.

I Commission regards basically I hardly think

the boy wonder needs pointers from an idle millionaire

And he's like, oh, I dabbled in pugilism in prep

school. Watch his left! You know, he's basically

telling Robin how to fight without... It's just

like, way to trust your partner there, Batman.

You colossal douche. And don't get me wrong,

I love Batman, folks, but let's face it, that

was a douche move. Yeah, that goes against the

guy at the burrow code like you know Bros before

hoes Batman explosives cat with it Yeah So, you

know the bookworm gets away You know Commissioner

Gordon's gonna give Batman a call and then he

goes on Johnny Carson Yeah I still love what

I do love about about this series is how they've

remained true to the show Like with the statement

all giant check payments have been stopped. Yeah

that the line, and this is, this kind of smacks

more modern financial times where Batman says,

as soon as Robin and I recover that checkbook,

charity payments will resume. So what you're

saying is you've cut off all funding to soup

kitchens and hostels and like homeless shelters

because this douchebag with a reading lamp strapped

to his fedora has stolen a giant check? God,

you people suck. Yeah, like that's what it sounds

like bad bad himself. It's like no no no We're

gonna shut everything down until I get this sorted

out Yeah, but what about like those 50 homeless

people that are stuck under the freeway screw

them. I have to find a giant checkbook Yeah,

yeah Sorry, well what I was going for was the

fact that Alfred is Dusting the bad pulls and

it says exactly what it says from the show. Access

to the Bat Cave via Bat Pulse. And it has Dick

and Bruce's name on the two Bat Pulse. And just

that image of where he hears Aunt Harriet say

her catchphrase in Merciful Heavens. But it's

like he's breaking the fourth wall just looking

at the audience. Can you believe this? Yeah.

Where he just looks there and he's like, you

know... I love the interplay between Aunt Harriet

and Alfred in the show, and it's right here.

It's like, yeah, here, let me slip you a few

bucks, you can go buy the soup kitchen and help

him out. And she's like, oh, Alfred, you always

know what to say. And then you find out that

the bookworm is a Batman fanboy slash stalker.

Because he's got a giant, let's say it's a comically

oversized book of Batman. with newspaper clippings

and batarangs, and I'm sure if this went to the

ultimate extreme, there'd be a lock of Batman's

hair in there. But wait, you can't clone Batman.

You can clone Superman and make, you know, nuclear

man, though. And I think I just broke JT's brain,

ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I like cheese. Superman

4 rules. Yes, Superman versus... Like seriously

like if you could do a riff tracks of that movie

just where he pops out the closet like bitch.

I'm gonna scratch you But yeah, so bookworms

turn to the book of Batman to figure out You

know what Batman's next move is well Batman and

Robin are tracking him via but bat tracer that

Robin slipped onto the bookworm and then well,

they almost deafen him when they dig into his

radio signal and Very good bookworm. He's like

us son of a bitch Yeah, it couldn't get this

loud unless it's not my radio the occurs by wonder

switched it out and and again like the like the

last issue where batman had the realization he

was a dream the look on batman's faces he could

if he continues to collect data about me he could

soon figure out that i'm also bruce wayne bum

bum bum i was like i will say about the art really

quickly that um the art on this page where he's

like yeah curse boy wonder switched it out the

art on batman uh batman and robin um Going into

the bat, you know being in the battle wheel going

into the Batcave Absolutely awesome. Oh, yeah,

I mean it's like the Adam West Batman popped

right off the screen onto the page because the

the artist has the cowl down to Perfection here.

Well, yeah, it's a tight Hamilton's art in this

like his art and his inking is really what makes

the book this issue for me like they even have

that thing with the Robin with his jaw dropped

open and his, you know, left hand clenching his

fist and, you know, it's just like in the show

whenever they would figure out one of the Riddler's

riddles or the Joker's clues or the Penguin's

in Goffin would have some variation beyond their

modus operandi, but they're all leaving these

goddamn riddles or quotes from a book. You know

and then the next page we even get I love that

the commercial facade bat viewer Why don't you

just say you're bat big brother and you're tied

it to all the surveillance cameras in Gotham

and Robin even breaks out a holy child's play

Batman Chucky would destroy the Batcave You think

oh, yeah So then we go And soon, outside Gotham's

upscale Dickens Match Boutique. Because that's

the thing. Yeah. It's like, look, it's the bookworm

himself in a new costume. It looks like it's

made out of a coarse striking material. Oh my

God, he's going to light a match. Yeah. I still

don't get that. No, and of course Aunt Harriet's

there, you know, because why not? but yeah that's

just that I can't believe like maybe today with

the internet and obsessive compulsives and people

with too much goddamn money like I said make

you stupid money that there would be a maybe

in New York City there could be a boutique where

people go to buy sell and trade collector matchbooks

Where you know, you could maybe instead of spending

that $20 on a matchbook You could give it to

a homeless man and tell them to go get a sandwich

No, I'm just gonna go in here Oh wait, we're

in Gotham City and they don't have homeless people.

Everyone has a job and has a car Yep, I'm just

this is like one of the stupidest things like

seriously Could this just be a front for like

a money laundering operation or something? No,

it's an actual matchbook store Yeah And then

So basically Batman and Robin bust in try to

bust the bookworm and he busts the move and Gets

away he's collected another batarang for his

scrapbook slash You know, I don't know what else

you could call it and even Joyce Carroll his

mall Slash concubine is like really Really? Like,

she could care less about the book of Batman

and he's like, but look at here, this is what

he used before to cut crime against the Joker

like he's the bookworms gone total fanboy. Yeah,

he's trying to dress it up and everything. But

oh my god, it would have been so much better.

What if the bookworm was batmite? Oh, brilliant.

Oh if they ever did like a cartoon you get rotten

could have gotten Roddy Mcdowell the voice bat

might oh that would have been so good yeah so

basically You find out not as we use a fanboy

He's like one of those fanboys that collects

a an entire run of a comic book series and tries

to auction it off for Boku bucks Because he's

basically gonna auction off his book of Batman

to the highest bidder So they can use it to do

whatever they want to the Dark Knight detective.

Mm -hmm Oh I just love Oh God the the bookworm

has stolen the new supply of the 1966 police

rule books that were being delivered to police

headquarters. Oh, how will we fight for law and

order now when we don't even know what the left

hand is going to be doing with the right? It's

really you guys haven't been on the job for like

Ten years you you haven't memorized What all

of a sudden they would have you completely rewritten

the law book? Well Gotham City probably did they

let a man in a batsuit run around and fight crime

Yeah, and I love Commissioner Gordon's line until

we can replace these manuals Gotham City police

will be unable to operate by the book which conjures

up images of like some guy pulling over a speed

somebody for a speeding ticket he spends five

minutes skimming over the pages for traffic violations

yeah pretty much oh yeah so basically the bookworm

goes to break into Wayne Manor and because he's

apparently he's figure out who batman is and

he gets caught uh... at the end uh... because

i'm sure mister wayne will be happy to read generous

oversized check for the gotham prison library

bach burn the books for all i care i just want

to turn off my brain and watch television yes

and apparently the uh... bookworm couldn't handle

the revelation that Alfred wasn't Batman because

that's all where all his research led what led

him to believe folks the butler did it Yes, it's

true miss Gordon I am Batman For once I just

wish somebody would believe me when I say that

Gotta love btas Just walk into the story I'm

sorry sir. You're a dollar 50 short for this

cat for your groceries. I'm Batman Yeah, yeah,

you know you're going 70 in a 30 zone. I'm Batman

you know 70 and a 30 zone with a bunch of gravel

in your mouth, so the second story in this issue

is Queen of Cossacks Olga Uh, was she in the

show? I believe... She's probably one of those

ones, uh... One of the one -off villains? Yeah,

there were so many of them. There was very, like,

there was the main cast of villains like Joker

and Penguin and all that. I'm just looking it

up on the wiki here. And I gotta say, while he's

doing that, folks, it just... I understand that

they're wanting to pay homage to the classic

series and include everything, but for me personally,

if it's not a core villain, I just don't care.

Well, some of the one -off villains were kind

of fun in the series, like uh... Shame or the

Archer. You know... Egghead who only ever showed

up a one time and let's face it most of us only

really remember that because it was Vincent goddamn

price Yeah Now let me ask you this I was gonna

ask you this earlier in this episode of the podcast

Egghead Egghead is everywhere isn't he? Pretty

much Because he's in DC and Marvel Oh god Yeah,

of course in Marvel his biggest antagonist was

Wolverine. No, I think the It was an Ant -Man

was The biggest one yeah, it said according to

the Batman wiki yeah, they look up here. She

was in a sea Olga showed up in the season 3 some

season 3 episodes Okay I don't think I ever saw

those because I really don't remember her. I

don't remember her either. And I don't remember

Batman and Robin ever riding bears. Well that's

because Batman's awesome. They're riding the

bear's bear back. I just love the fact that you

have no idea how much crap he's got crammed into

the bat utility belt. Because you see in this

one there on the outskirts of Gotham City in

the middle of goddamn winter Pardon my French.

He's wearing bat snowshoes, which probably fold

out Into that state not unlike the bat bulletproof

shield Yeah, how does he sit down while wearing

that belt very carefully, you know Yeah, so it's

They're walking through the outskirts of Gotham

and winter there ambushed by Cossacks and Olga.

Mm -hmm. And it's like, and that meant so, the

exiled Belle of Beserova is back in town. What

did you do with the Deutranium Agitator? What

is the Deutranium Agitator, you might ask? We

don't know, nor are we ever given an explanation.

It's kind of like the rabbit's foot in Mission

Impossible 3. Yeah, I thought that was a virus,

though. Didn't they explain that? No, you see

this thermos -like thing. And Ethan Hunt even

asked Laurence Fishburne, will you tell me what

this thing is? And he's like, I'll tell you later.

And that was the closest thing that we got to

the nearest excuse of an explanation. Anyway,

they even, well, they reference apparently old

and egghead or a thing. And they referenced the

earlier issue of the series where where Batman

and Robin got dropped out of a blimp by Egghead.

He's like, she's basically, she's doing this

trap because she wants to get back at Batman

and Robin for locking up her sweetie. And he's

like, this is, Robin's like, this is a trap.

Da Robin, for locking away my beloved Egghead.

He dropped us out of a blimp in a sealed egg.

Shushing, eggy is good, man. I love that. That's

cool. First of all, I love bad Russian accents

like that. That's just comic gold in my eyes.

But yeah, basically Batman and Robin, well, they

end up riding the bears when the Cossacks attack.

And I love the, before this, basically Olga has

moved on from Egghead because she wants Batman

to become Batmanikov. and join her and rebuild

Mother Russia. And Batman's like, uh, nuts to

that. And she's like, fine, bears eat them. Yeah.

And then he starts, well, Besserovian, he's speaking

Russian. He literally speaks Russian to the bears.

They... Tame the Bears they go back to the oh

so inconspicuous Russian themed secret headquarters

of the Cossacks in this wild outlands of Gotham

City Which looks like they pretty much picked

up the The Kremlin and dropped it in the backwoods

of Gotham and Okay, how did Batman Robin walk?

They basically ride the Bears into Olga's headquarters

And no alarms are raised like they literally

make it into her inner sanctum, and she's like

holy shit Batman Yeah, and the bear is so unhappy

Well wouldn't you be too if you were forced to

ride all the way there so Yeah, and you see Batman's

non love To quote the Wayne Brady gag, Batman

is not above smacking a bitch because he's about

to punch Olga and then her main Cossack comes

in and he's like, nuts to that. There will no

be beatings of women here, comrade. Yeah. And

how does Batman win the day? He has a sword fight

with her and then she's like, screw it, I'm getting

me some sugar. kisses him and even the bear has

this the the final panel the bear has a look

at his face is like what yeah all right so for

this issue i'm going to give the bookworm story

only because i came up with the bat might thing

i'm going to give it a three and a half which

is liked it for the olga and the cossack story

I'm gonna give it a half star which is painful

the lowest rating I've ever given since we since

we put this This this rating system into effect.

I've never gone under Three stars well I might

have done two and a half. I might have done a

two at some point, but I I gotta say a half star

for this which is painful Painful states that

a complete failure on nearly every level any

shred of redeeming quality is engulfed by a devastating

sensation of frustration and incompetence Whether

it's a lack of discipline or sheer laziness in

the end experience is one you will want to forget

as soon as you as possible And it's I'm only

giving it a painful is because I don't like the

character of Olga You know The art was was fairly

good, but it just it wasn't a story I cared about

it wasn't a story that mattered to Gotham City

at all the whole point of the 66 series is Batman

and Robin and Batgirl when she's around Fighting

crime in Gotham. I understand that this comic

series is you know, gonna be ever reaching and

going into other avenues outside of Gotham, that's

all well and fine. This one, though, I would

have rather them face Dr. Blight and Mal from

Captain Planet than watch Olga again. Yeah. I

mean, and the only thing in this story, like,

for the Bookworm story, I'm gonna give it a four.

I really liked it. You know, because I was a

huge, I'm still a huge Roddy McDowell fan. You

know, Planet of the Apes and all that. You know,

Mr. Peter Vincent, the original. Fright Night.

And as much as I would love to cause Mike's head

to explode, folks, by giving it a five, genius

in every sense of the word, I'm gonna give it

a four. I really like the thing. Like, this is

just sheer comic book insanity, and I love it.

It's Batman fighting Cossacks out in the back

40 of Gotham City, riding a bear and having a

sword fight this this is gold for me you know

it's just fun if i want pure insanity change

out olga and her cossacks for the joker and mr

freeze teaming up because mr Mr. Freeze would

have brought the Bears and Joker would have brought

the insanity That's what it was taken for me

to enjoy the old the story. Oh, you gotta let

yourself feel like No, no feeling so the cut

should mention that they're they're building

towards something because they have that brief

interlude and The Gotham Library in the oldest

story that's building towards something in a

later issue because I believe the Jeff Parker

wrote The the Olga story so I mean he's obviously

building towards something So we're gonna take

a quick break and we're gonna come back with

issues seven and eight after this All right,

we are back and it's Batman 66 number seven Again

Parker and payer are on the writing Jones and

Donovan are on the art The cover face off with

false face and the Joker's layoff riot Hmm, interesting.

I wonder which story Mike would prefer to be

the more important one in the issue. Might surprise

you actually. So, the cover here. While I enjoy

Batman and Robin climbing up walls and basically

seeing them vertically, I don't know if climbing

up false faces knows. Really hits home that that

awesome feeling Well, I think technically aren't

they like climbing up Mount Everest and false

face has done something to that national monument

Could be could be But yeah art like Christopher

Jones art in this I can say right off Really

big and it's like Templeton's art in the last

issues like he really makes an effort to capture

the look of like Adam West and, you know, then

Adam West in costume. Cause it's basically false

face is hocking fake jewelry and spreading vicious

rumors about the mental state of Aunt Harriet.

You know, it's like, well, I'm not a doctor like

my father was. You know, it's, I'm just gonna,

you know, cover the, you know, just basically

he's causing shit. And then he goes outside and

you see a sweet Riddler mobile. Yeah, you see

the sweet Riddler mobile and you also see the

Batmobile chasing it Yeah, and I like that the

they spray was an acid in the streets and the

her glue or something and Something in it. Yeah,

it's it goes headfirst into the pavement Yeah,

and rose. Holy abrupt halt that man. Good thing

we had our seat belts Required restraints old

chum even in vehicles not as power as the bat

powerful as the batmobile public service announcement

kids Yeah, yes, so you get Batman gets a bag

of money to the head and He's laid low and it's

like citizen, please leave the evidence where

it is. This is a crime scene Just trying to help

crime fighter and Robin's just what but yeah

Bruce Wayne yeah, and then yeah Fist of the face.

And then again, that sweet shot in the next page

where Batman's taking on the Riddler and a thug

knocks him loose and that's Frank Gorshin right

there. Oh yeah, yeah, the Frank Gorshin Riddler

is always awesome. Yeah, I love, you know, Robin's

like, what? Don't worry, I put a bat tracer on

the Riddler ride. Yeah. Okay, that's... It actually

sounds a lot better than Riddler Mobile. Yeah,

it does. We got a Batmobile, we don't need a

Riddler Mobile. Well, we got a Batmobile, we

got a Joker Mobile, we got a Penguin Duck, and...

Oh, God. What? Danny DeVito. Come on. Okay, yeah,

sure. Penguin Sub. Yeah, but the Duck was cool.

Come on. It's a giant rubber ducky just envision

penguin as Ernie instead of Danny DeVito You

win this round Blanchard You make crime -fighting

so much fun John that's right. That's right So

basically Robin still got got his bell rung Batman

uses the bat freeze fire extinguisher is that

bat freeze or bat breeze i don't know the first

letter is covered up by his ring finger yeah

so he gives uh robin a cold a bat cold compress

to put on his uh goose egg well he uses the bat

freeze or breeze or whatever to shatter the glue

that's holding them to the street and he's like

sorry batman i saw someone i wasn't expecting

who an attractive schoolmate, a celebrity, it

was Bruce Wayne and Batman's like shut your whore

mouth because that's the look of his face he's

like oh you did not just say that and then you

see something when they get back to the Batcave

you only saw it I think in the movie I don't

recall ever seeing in the TV show where they

have like those cushions that they land on when

they slide down the bat poles and then he hits

the switches shoots them back up to the top and

they go through the Interdimensional automatic

bat costume changing device Because this yeah,

you know, I've always wondered about the bat

poles, you know because They go down in their

normal clothes they come back up or they go down

in their normal clothes and they end up in their

in their bed Robin suits when they go back up

in their bat and Robin suits they end up in the

normal clothes How does that work because I'm

assuming the I'm assuming these bat poles are

just like you know a stripper pole or a fire

engine pole that you would see the firehouse

that you slide down and Whatever else you've

never seen the automatic costume changer switch

It still doesn't that they've never is they've

never explained how that works and it's either

they slide down automatic costume changer and

like they're sliding down the poles and all these

like little robo arms come out and like strip

them naked and then slap the costumes on for

all we know they walk around all day and all

night wearing the costumes underneath and really

there's just a hook that grabs their normal clothes

and yanks it off I mean yeah then again it's

Batman and who are we to question the Dark Knight

detective I am damn it especially in this series

Yeah, so I mean of course by the time they get

to the top Batman's worked it out in his computer

like brain that it's false face because it certainly

couldn't be somebody disguising himself as Bruce

Wayne just as No, it's got to be a super criminal

yeah, and then he gets a call on the bat phone

and My god Commission Warren look it looks like

he went to an all -night buffet because he just

looks fat He's like free after 2 a .m if you're

a police officer compliments Gotham City financial

branch you know and then he's basically telling

telling Bruce that the cops are there to arrest

him without telling or knowing who Bruce really

is it's just it's just a look on Bruce's face

is like I've sent dispatch chief O 'Hara to arrest

millionaire Bruce Wayne and Bruce way's like

but what what And you go to I live that meanwhile

at false faces fiendish flop house No, I love

I love alliteration Yeah And you see he's a progressive

Super villain cuz he's got a woman and a small

person on his crew yeah, of course the little

person's named little Tom, so it's Just slightly

insensitive I was really enjoying this story.

I really do like it. I think it's kind of a shame

that near the end of it you have Batman punching

Honest Abe. Yeah. I do like that Honest Abe doesn't

turn into a vampire though, so there's a good

thing about it. Well, no, he didn't turn into

a vampire he fought vampires. Yeah, I know don't

you know? That's the entire reason the Civil

War was waged? Yeah sure You got a very history

class Mike. I still I still love to see like

after Batman, you know laughter Bruce and dick

turn into Batman and Robin again, they go to

the police headquarters and Commissioner Gordon

I again the police force in Gotham City is absolutely

useless Because without even looking for evidence

or, you know, finding some witness to corroborate

the reports that this was Bruce Wayne, he's sitting

there, hands folded in front of him, head hung

low. Oh, Jesus, it's a dark day indeed. And then

there's Chief O 'Hara being exactly how I expect

a drunken Irish cop to act, completely hating

on rich people. You shut your whore mouth. Come

on. Come on, Commissioner. You know this wasn't

Bruce Wayne. You know there's a guy who likes

to dress himself up as other people and prats

around town in other people's clothes. And then

all of a sudden you see the light bulb go off

over Commissioner Gordon's head. He's like, oh,

yes, of course. Oh, you've done it again, Batman.

And Batman's like, yeah, like I do all the rest

of your work. I'm just like seriously like I

just that's one of the things I loved about the

show is how completely useless the cops were

they Basically show up at the end and read the

Oh wait, that's another crime fighter Yeah, it's

so you see false face go to museum impersonate

this curator, you know, he steals what looks

like the tiger taupe has Which is what is yeah,

what's the deal with that? Come on now? Well,

it's that one could do it I can do better than

Catwoman Yeah, and I love the fact that they

don't it's basically the show false face would

turn around he would turn back he'd have another

face on and This one like you see earlier where

he bends over the turn on the TV and he turns

around again. He's got his Bruce Wayne on and

then you see him walk he walks through a shadow

for a second he goes from Dr. Chan to back to

false face and basically false face was like

the clay face of the 66 universe yeah he was

you know for like the microsecond change like

that and you know it's and of course you know

Commissioner Gordon's like well of course Bruce

Wayne could have committed the crime he's probably

off gallivanting as wealthy playboys are wont

to do And you see badminton's probably rolling

his eyes and under his collar. It's like god.

This guy's a dick So they go to the museum to

you know, cuz the dog the real dr. Chan has been

discovered and well and false faces put some

put a little more effort into leaving a clue

he's done like a Snow one and like how you do

a snowflake cutouts with paper, you know, he's

like, oh, yeah he's left the mask and a taunting

riddle rhyme and see that's what I don't like

okay I get it no one can really own a certain

part of something like no one can own it like

a certain shtick I mean you know but that's one

of the reasons why I don't like some of these

villains is they're basically stealing other

people's shticks like leaving riddles that's

the Riddler's job put the Riddler in here you

know They must all get together like a super

villain book club. It's like so how are you gonna

do it this time? Well, I'm gonna turn left instead

of going right because no way Batman will catch

me if I turn left You know, so but yeah, so they

figure out in the span of what looks like ten

seconds that false face is going to rip off Mount

Rushmore Because that's totally like Batman's

logic. What if the part about it? it's not being

a clue is what's false the entire note must be

made of clues yes because any sane rational human

being would come to the same conclusion yes exactly

so then they fly we get our second or no this

would be our third new bat vehicle debut we get

the bat plane it looks kind of cool oh no it

definitely you know with the red and black highlights

you know it looks a bit of badass But I gotta

ask the question, and I'm sure other people have

thought of asking this question. How does the

government not just walk in and take this shit?

Like, how does like some civilian manage to maintain

a separate, or like a quarter of the airfield

of the Gotham International Airport, you know,

store his Batcopter, store his Batfighter plane?

How does like the FBI not just like, ah, communism?

Well, that, and let's face it, this is the 60s.

This is 1960s Gotham City. And as you've stated

in this episode and way back in episode 39, the

police force and the government are all fools.

I said the police force are fools. The government

hasn't exactly been determined, but as we go

to... Right, but you know what I mean. It's like,

you know, the police force are fools. And they're

made to look like fools because that's how they

were in the show. And it has so much camp. And

I understand that's what it's meant to be. I'm

not complaining that it has camp. There's some

of the Bat 66 camp that I really like. There's

some of the just horrible, horrible bat puns

that are really, really cool. But it just...

What do you expect? I mean, you know, there was

no logic back then when it come to this, you

know Oh Batman, he's he's a he's a crime fighter.

He's going to fight our super criminals, you

know So yeah, so I I don't know much about the

American history up to this point, but is that

LBJ is the president at this point in America

in the 60s? This was after 66 this was after

JFK, right? Yeah, JFK was 63. And then, yeah,

Lyndon B. Johnson. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because

when the first time I read this was like, what

the hell is Nixon doing at Mount Rushmore? I

was like, wait. Like I said, I don't know a lot

about the presidency. But I was like, yeah, what

the hell is Lincoln or Nixon doing it? You know,

under Lincoln's notes, whatever you want to say.

So then, as it tells the park rangers. Don't

let anyone disturb us, will you? And 10 seconds

later, Batman lands and probably just runs rough

shot over him and runs after and through the

cabin from where False Face and his cronies take

off. And they're running through the forest and

Little Tom and Big John get taken out pretty

quickly. And then Blaze, who is False Face's

mall, shows up. Oh, he went that way. that turns

out to be false face. And like I said, he's he's

a friggin shape shifter because the dude grew

boobs and curves. And that man was like pretty.

OK, I'll go this way. Literally, that man was

distracted by the power of boobs. Oh, boy. Yeah.

And then he's going to blow up. False face is

going to try to ransom out Rushmore and threatens

to blow it up with a single dynamite plunger.

Yeah, not exactly his finest hour and it's probably

not going to work because it's cut from the Acme

company Right in the front false faces is Wile

E. Coyote Wow Yeah, and then Batman punches out

Abe Lincoln. I mean false face Yeah, and I love

the way they end this story where this is Gordon's

like oh you're cleared of all charges and then

be the asshole that he is chiefly ours like oh

you are never under suspicion by us boy oh and

batman's like of course not dickhead yeah um

for this one he's gonna put some bat itching

powder in his shorts later i think itching powder

what itching powder oh never mind what are you

telling me batman he's got bat shark repellent

no no no i know that Yeah, I know that For this

one for the false face story. I'll give it a

four out of five I really liked it. There were

moments where I kind of got bored with it, but

it was interesting Yeah, no, I'll give it a four

as well. It's like again This is one of those

things like this could be a great if this was

an actual episode of the show This would work

so well. Yeah, you know and we find out that

false face has superpowers because He grew boobs

So, what do you say? He just balled up a shirt?

No, he grew boobs. It was like the Terminatrix

in T3. He just stood still for a second, thought

really hard. But yeah, no, I love the overall

everything and it's... It was non -invasive enlarging

surgery. Yeah, he's just sitting there thinking,

I want boobs, I want boobs. Okay, not D's, not

D's. Drink it down, drink it down. I'm just saying.

But yeah, we go to the Joker's fly -off by, written

by Mike's least favorite writer on this series,

Tom. Okay, let me state this here. In issue six,

it was the first time I read the guy, and I just

didn't think he captured the, you know, It was

the only story I read by the guy, so I just don't

think he captured the way that Bruce and Dick

talk to each other. Um, but I actually did really

enjoy this one. I thought this was great. Yeah.

But clearly the Joker is taking a blow to the

head because he calls Harley Quinn Teehee. Yeah.

As Giggles and Cackles and Chortles and Chortles

and... Seriously, dude, can't you do better naming

your thugs? Yeah. Don't think he was calling

her that I think he was just tea he For just

a I don't know. I think it was actually tea.

So basically the the Joker bust into a game show

Slash charity benefit tries to steal the money

You know gets away with it and then I love the

way he counts two for you, two for me, one for

you, three for me, one for you. And the guys

were like, uh -oh, the joker's pissed. Yep. And

he's like, what, I got to share the money now?

What the hell? And he watches the news and he

gets it in his head to, again, echoing today's

current economic landscape. Decides to downsize

his workforce and lays off three -quarters of

his minions Now you would think that he's a dude

he has needs he would probably keep the girl

around for whatever she does but no Yeah, well

it's not like she's had it and I'm not knocking

women when I say this but most of the women gangsters

that show up outside of like Catwoman and Olga

and Zelda Queen of Diamonds most of the women

villains that showed up in this series weren't

that effective hell the only woman villain I

really remember ever showing up was the three

different cat women so yeah the rest of the rest

of the time that I remember the show it was Joker

penguin Riddler Well into hell it in the first

two episodes with the Riddler manages to get

his mall into the Batcave and This rocket scientist

decides to climb on top of the atomic pile and

then fall into it. Yeah, so Joker fires everyone

except giggles and then goes on a crime spree

and attempts to force giggles to Do everything

yeah Literally and he's like what you're not

done yet. What am I paying you for? You're not

paying me sir exactly get on with it And they

have this scene where he's talking to Like a

bunch of businesses and he's trying to figure

out You know What what the Joker has done since

clearly he's only got the one henchman now And

all you hear are buzzwords, right -sizing, transitioning,

synergizing, vertical outplacement, assessment

of key metrics, core competencies, and Batman

literally just goes glass -eyed. Yeah. Yeah,

so you see Giggles is just not digging his job.

Yeah, no, not at all. Yeah, he's like... It's

like are you done yet done boss done not until

you filled the gas bladders you'd have shirked

it off if I hadn't reminded you It's like the

Joker's a dick Yeah, the Joker's a really big

dick in this one. Yeah, and then he dresses up

like a hippie a filthy filthy hippie Yep, yes

he does Do like that very they're gonna rip off

Like the Gotham University library or this guy's

doing a book signing Yeah, and he's like, oh

who should I make it up Oh to make it out to

refer or fraternity summer come loudly Literally

everything like there's confetti there's smoke

there's streamers These giggles grab the cash

box must I do everything myself got it and then

Batman and Robin show up and one punch Yeah,

I wonder if this guy's relative of Guy Gardner.

Oh God let's not even go there Yeah, so the turn

on the whole crime doesn't pay thing at the end

where Batman is like I'll have you know You violated

several labor laws including those governing

overtime minimum wage health coverage designated

break times The choker is like business doesn't

pay No, no it doesn't For this one, I I liked

it I thought it was interesting. I'm still not

a fan of payers writing style Cuz I've already

read several Joker stories written by Parker

Yeah And I think Parker writes the character

better in the association of the old television

series I don't absolutely hate this one I'll

give it a 4 out of 5, I really liked it The art

was really cool, I really liked that And I do

like Joker stories, so What about you? I'll give

the story a 4, the art I'm gonna give it like

a 3 It's not choppy, but I think it's just the

way the inking is and all that. It's just not

as solid art as some of the other artists we've

seen in here. Right, yeah. All right, we're going

to take another quick break and come back with

the final issue of the day after this. All right,

finally up today is Batman 66 number eight. It's

King Tut barges in and Showdown with shame Um

That's a lowdown dirty shame right there. Ladies

and gentlemen, what Kenan Ivory Wayans is in

this one? It would have made it better God I

wish I could find that movie But yes, this issue,

folks, I'm gonna say this, my personal favorite

original villain outside of Egghead is King Tut.

Because Victor Bueno, this guy just played it

to the hilt. This is proof positive that Indiana

Jones is one concussion away from becoming a

supervillain. Because think about it. Professor

William McElroy, professor of Egyptology, takes

a blow to the head during a student riot and

wakes up thinking he's the reincarnation of King

Tut. Yeah, that can probably work. The same thing

would happen to Professor Indiana Jones. Dude

takes one knock to the head, he'll wake up thinking

he's the Knight of the Crusades. Oh my god. No.

they cannot that hollywood you better never make

this movie indiana jones six indian king arthur's

court like a kid in king arthur's court oh my

god oh god so bad so bad um all right so king

tut i used to like king tut i thought he was

pretty cool um And he's one of the few villains

in the pre -52 DC, they had a Batman title called

Batman Confidential, and it was, there was like

a two or three issue story arc where they introduced

King Tut into the modern Bat universe. I haven't

read that for years so I don't really remember

the quality of the story, but I thought it was

really cool that they were doing something like

that. Yeah. So we open with Batman and Robin

running Batman and Robin running forever Yeah,

it's like it Sorry, you go It looks like at least

it looks like to me like how they would run at

the end of Batman forever and Batman and Robin

Yeah, and credits and also echoing the intro

to the show. But yeah I still love that every

time I read those bat exclamations, I hear William

Dozier's voice as Desmond Doomsday. At the Gotham

River, a strange sight summons the citizenry.

I hear his voice every time that the bat narration

pops up like that. And Batman's like, the audacity

of his demented mind, and some guy in the crowd

goes, what gives? Is this one of those super

villains I hear about? And Robin's like, oh,

you must be new to Gotham. And the expository

boy wonder tells him who this is. It's King Tut.

He's got a barge on the river. It's the one thing

I like about the art here is Ruben Procopio's

back. And just that first image of Tut laughing.

Saying oh you modern hero slay me. We're not

breaking any laws not harming anyone and just

the image you have like that is so Victor Bruno

like he oh, yeah, he really gets it here and

Then basically, you know, there are some shenanigans

afoot and King tuts up to something obviously

You know and he's like go what happened here

is like, oh I faked my I faked returning to my

senses after the last time I was in Gotham and

at the same time Batman and Robin they get this

gold tiara They run it through of course the

appropriate name bat carbon data and discover

this thing's only 12 years old although it's

Obviously enough it's not it's it's real, but

it's like This shouldn't be made like this at

this day and age. So yeah Yeah, it's just it's

just a crazy story it's fun And I like I said,

I do like King Tut. I think he's a interesting

character I Mean you get the minions coming like

there's the one guy from the last episode. He's

got like the sleeping sand and all that Mm -hmm.

You know, he knocks him out. He's got his maul.

He's got, you know, the muscle. He's got some

staff, and he whispers something in... Well,

it's Egyptian. I don't think that's the proper

word for the language they speak there, but...

You know, he says something, and the sarcophagus,

uh... He's like, got to open the sarcophagus,

and he's like, Oh, Waylon Jones. How you doing?

Gee, I wonder what's going to happen to him.

Yeah. It's pretty crazy. It's a little weird.

Yeah. So basically it's like the 60s TV series,

The Time Tunnel. The coffin is a bridge. You

were talking about Doc Brown earlier. Well, here's

our DeLorean. Oh, yeah. You know atomic batteries

to power turbines to speed this might be the

first time in this comic series so far That we've

seen the Batmobile take off Or they leave the

batcave yep Absolutely love it in that bottom

panel right there of them rooming or Working

out of it. Oh, man. That's the see that is the

color that the batmobile is already black and

red ladies and gentlemen with yellow lights and

you know yeah i know just the way that the the

front drivers corner there like you just see

that thing just lifting off the ground oh yeah

oh it's like was this thing gonna turn into the

back plane well i wouldn't doubt it but yeah

so like batman robin charge after king tutton

is goons and they somehow traveled back in time

to ancient Egypt. And basically King Tut exposits

that in his research he, I learned a great secret

about the harem sarcophagus and used all my influence

to have it brought to Gotham City. The wizards,

pharaohs built and prepared this wonderful tomb

with their arcane science. Oh, okay, that's...

Makes sense unless Jeff Parker is like a fan

of the theory that aliens built the pyramids

and I can say that I'm not I'm not aware of that

Possibility either. It's just okay. The Egyptians

built time time travel. All right, let's go with

it And they've gone Oh, I love that look on King

Tut's face where he gets his hand up. Of course,

their mummification wasn't all that. They removed

organs. But their command of physics? Magnificent!

Welcome to 1292! That you find Batman and Robin

are in a quicksand pit and they're about to be

eaten by alligators. Or are those crocodiles?

Hmm. I wonder if this is going to come into play

shortly. So oh of course Batman has a can of

bat crocodile repellent cuz why wouldn't he Yeah,

oh wait, it's not it's a modified form as he

informs us it's I altered the bat shark repellent

for crocodilius niloticus Because that totally

makes sense Yeah, no not really Oh, and then

you find out that Batman speaks crocodile. Oh,

wait, not crocodile. He speaks hippo. Because

he literally and of course Robin makes the most

obvious reference one could make in this situation.

And as much as I love that sort of thing, I do

not have the energy to say those words out loud.

Do it. I triple dog dare you. You have to do

it. It's your turn. What you say it no you say

it holy hungry hippos Batman The most dominant

animal in the Nile thank goodness, I remembered

their call, you know I wouldn't be surprised

if this guy knows how to speak ant eater at this

point Yeah, that's I just said those three words.

Oh God, I'm gonna need to lie down after this

I'm wondering if I'm wondering if Hungry Hungry

Hippos was around back then No, I'm fairly certain

that was a product of the 1980s Yeah, that's

probably true just like this career well we can

debate that on another show yeah it's like yeah

so the batman's thank goodness i remembered to

call them let's get the hell out of here because

they're in look kind of pissed off and honestly

the hippos do kind of look pissed off yes yes

they do it's kind of like unlike the bears they

wrote a couple issues back where the bears just

look sad So you see King Tut's talking and making

a deal with the local Pharaoh, and he's bribing

him with chocolate. Good Lord. And honestly,

King Tut's making out like a bandit, because

one of his minions said, this is over $10 million

worth of gold for five bucks worth of candy?

Well, it's kind of what happened when the settlers

bought Manhattan Island. Was it five bucks and

blankets and a bunch of beads? Some apparently

so something like that And it's not uncommon

that Batman or Robin would make a holy hungry

hippos reference Because according to my online

sources The idea for the game was published in

1967 by toy inventor Fred Krull and it was introduced

in 1978 by Hasbro's subsidiary Milton Bradley.

So I don't mind the reference here to it I guess

but yeah, you're right I was like hey wait a

second isn't that a game of the 80s? But hey

if it was if the idea was thought up in 67 who

am I to argue? You know well and as we see here

what King Tut has barred for is in addition to

the gold is you know like scrolls from the Library

of Alexandria and what looks like some vials

of Yzma's magic potions from Emperor's New Groove,

which is odd because we were talking about Earthakit

earlier. Yes. And it's like the contents of this

vial will make a man's skin so tough bullets

can't penetrate it. And Wayland's like, I'm thirsty.

And he's like, you idiot, that would have only

taken two drops to give you superpowers. I mean,

to toughen up your skin. So. Well, we'll name

him properly in a moment, but yeah Waylon Jones

if you don't know bad history look it up So yeah

Batman and Robin are They they're basically racing

back to sarcophagus to stop, you know King Tut

And apparently they beat him and Waylon's not

looking so so hot right now and Batman and Robin

start putting foot to ass for truth justice in

the American way and All of a sudden Waylon turns

into a vampire Yep, pretty much So and then this

point he runs away, and I'm sure we'll see him

another day in the future So if you haven't figured

it out by this point folks Waylon Jones has just

become killer croc Yeah, we have our first soup

truly super super villain in the Batman 66 universe

yeah The fact that it's killer croc just Well

you could have done killer croc in the 66 show

You know just have him with a skin condition,

and he's tougher than everybody else You know

and from the design there if they don't go beyond

the His and snarl look that they gave whale in

that last image there before he runs away the

pain the pain because well in all likelihood

he's gonna show up with suitcases for skin and

a Decidedly different hue to his skin Yeah And

then I mean earlier in the story Batman warned

Robin about doing something to upset the flow

of history And we see in the last image there

that well clearly they left their mark on history

because this ancient Egyptian tablet has a bat

and a robin carved into it Mm -hmm. Oh Lord Yeah,

I just mmm, I don't know this story went a little

wacky for me So I'm gonna give it a 3 out of

5, barely passing. I like the art. I like the

stuff with King Tut, but the fact that it turned

into a, hey, let's give Killer Croc a 66 origin,

no. Well, it's... I mean, technically they already

had a super, super, superpowered supervillain

in Mr. Freeze, technically, because of all his

gear and all that, but... Killer croc is kind

of super strong and won't bullets bounce off

his skin. So I I do love in the because they

ended in this like science fiction II kind of

thing like how they would end science fiction

films in the 50s and 60s with the end and then

it swirls into a question mark, you know where

Batman is like, who knows what ancient memories,

dreams, and fears we all hold deep within. You

know, it's just like, bum, bum, bum. But then

we move on to our backup with Showdown with Shame,

written by Jeff Parker. Art and colors by Ruben

Procopio, but instead of the art he used on the

main story, You know, he went more of a painted

sort of thing here, which really is really beautiful

in a way It is but it hurt my eyes after a while

if he stared it too long Well, see that's my

problem like it's not that I'm staring at though.

It's like the way that I read a comic is I read

for the word balloons first and sure I'm looking

at the art as I'm doing this but I'm trying to

focus on the actual words versus the art, you

know, and the art's kind of like there in the

background, but honestly, the only cool thing

about this story for me was Batman and Robin

on horseback. Yeah. It's Back to the Future 3!

We just made a ton of Back to the Future references

this episode. Yep. So yeah, basically shames

up to his dirty tricks again, you know jumping

claims and stealing a man's gold and berating

his Muscle for not speaking like an illiterate

Native American You know, it's like gold. Dang

it Thunderhawk. Can't you pretend for a minute?

You didn't waste all that time with your Ivy

League book learning And he's like a thousand

pardon shame. I mean you got his mall dressed

like a dancer from the local bordello and I'd

have to ask Procopio but I love when we see Sheriff

Batman and Deputy Robin I I would lay money down

that Batman's uh hat is meant to look like uh

the man with no names oh yeah you know almost

definitely you know just rubbing a little kalanis

with all over this and you see shame in his Thunderhawk

I'm sorry, I say that and I think of Street Fighter

and This guy neither looks eight feet tall nor

nine feet wide Yeah, so but you know he does

a dukes a hazard with a dynamite arrow and blocks

this train with a tree and everyone's like strange

we're nowhere near the next stop and the kids

like oh people on horses daddy can we ride a

horse i was like yes because that's the first

thing people are going to think about you what

the hell's going on why have we stopped not hey

we're not near the next station god bless the

1960s yeah so it's it's an old -fashioned hold

up and everyone's like, oh wow, this tour really

went all out. And the kids like, I love the fact

it's a white father, but clearly either a black

or Hispanic daughter. Whereas like, see honey,

this is a trade robbery, just like they would

have had back in the old west. And she's all

like, neat. I can't get into the story. And it's

not the story's fault. For me, it's the art.

A five -year -old could have done this better.

I'm sorry, I just don't like the art. And the

art is what's going to cause me to give out another

painful rating at the end of this because it...

it took me like after the King Tut story and

I saw like the first page of the shame story

I sat there and tried to read it I got two pages

in and I had to put it down and I had to come

back to it like three hours later to finish it

no it just I can get that the art is like I love

it but I can see why this style would you know

kind of I don't want to say offensive but it

would be hard on some people So see for see for

me, and I'm and I'm gonna give a reason why it

is for me It's not just because I don't like

the art It's because it's painful for me to look

at because I have optic atrophy with an astigmatism

Basically, I have nerve damage in my eyes that

can never be fixed because apparently the doctor

that delivered me was drunk that night jerk so

I, without correction, I have 2200 vision in

both eyes. With correction, I can get up to 2060.

I even broke out my glasses and put my glasses

on to try to read this thing, and it still hurt

my eyes. Oh, damn. Yeah. So the story is interesting.

I like it as far as the actual written story,

but as far as the art goes, I had to put it down.

Yeah, no, I mean the story it's Basically Batman

you references the next issue that hasn't come

out. Well by the time of this recording It's

out, but we haven't read it yet Yeah, where he's

tracking down Zelda the great another one -off

villain from the series and he just happened

to hear about shame and Well, that was like I

got about five minutes. Let's take care of this

douche And he goes to stop Shane robbing this

train and he sees that Thunderhawk is really

this physics prodigy from Yale University who

was accused of being a spy for foreign powers

and Batman's like you know I think we can clear

your name and he's like you know Daniel is like

that that would be cool I place myself in your

custody just so you know Shane's getting away

or shame sorry and then Batman and shame almost

have a Like a showdown except Batman literally

only has a gun and well, we know Batman doesn't

use his guns so Robin throws a batarang and distracts

Shane and Batman gives him the knockout blow

and all's well that ends well and you know, mr.

Thunderhawk is gonna be a free man and you know

shames going back to jail and Do you remember

Wild Wild West the show not the movie? No, I

remember the movie. Okay. Well, one of the images,

it was very recurrent. It happened a lot in the

show where there'd be the shot of Jim West and...

Oh, what's the other... I can't remember his

partner's name. Artemis Gordon. Artemis Gordon

are standing on the back of the train and just,

you know... Expositing on what's going on or

it's the end of the show and set shot and that's

what the feeling I got from this last shot of

Batman and cast on the back of it like that And

I don't know. It's probably just a that a coincidence.

I thought of that But yeah, no, I like I'm gonna

give I'm gonna go first. I'm gonna give this

a Three it barely passes for a Batman story like

this It's cool and all and it's slightly entertaining

and The the one thing that I'll probably take

away from this the most is the art like I love

this paint this kind of watercolor almost painted

style that Procopio used here But I mean overall

it's just really underwhelming in terms of some

of the other like cool backup stories and Just

any of the stories that we've seen in the series

so far that you know Parker is produced I mean,

I know we can do better than this so Yeah, but

really this is just an excuse to get Batman or

to tell a side story of what happens in issue

number nine so I Know what what are you giving

this Mike? I'll probably The King Tut story,

I'll give a four out of five. I really liked

it. Yeah, I'd give it a five. I loved it, but

go on. The shame story, because of the art, I

have to give it that... Is it the bottom of the

barrel? The one and a half... the half -star

the painful because it would i'm sorry if something

literally hurts my eyes and i have to put it

down i cannot read the story then it's going

to get a little greater that's just all there

is to it honestly i thought you're gonna go for

zero stars here for a second no i mean it's not

that at all it just it hurts to look at it yeah

i mean if the art style was something different

uh... you know but since it's not then oh well

no it's uh overall like i said i give the king

tut story a five like it's just bat guano crazy

i mean there's time travel and mutant crocodile

men and a reference to one of the noisiest tabletop

games you could play and it Still makes sense.

I mean and like I said it had one of my favorite

bats TV series villains and King Tut it is just

the way Victor Bruno Bruno or bono or however,

he says I apologize. I can't pronounce his last

name to save my life is He just made that because

I hear his voice. That's like the Red Hood story

with the joker and the arkham institute for the

criminally insane and the red hood and dr harleen

quinzel like i heard caesar romero's voice whenever

i read the joker's dialogue just like i heard

oh god i i feel as a bat fan harley quinn from

the tas harleen sorkin there you go you know

i heard dr sir dr sorkin why not you might as

well be like you heard miss sorkin's knee voice

whenever i read harley's dialogue that was what

i heard with king tuts so yeah yeah i'm you know

it just i don't know uh... like i said the king

tuts story i'll give a four to five the shame

story i'll give a half star uh... the other thing

before we close this out that i want to talk

to you about was I know you don't have the print

versions of these, but the print version covers

are for all four issues. Oops, I got those backwards.

It's green and brown. It's like somebody's puking

and shitting all over the covers. Number five,

it's a green background with ZZZZZ because of

the Sandman. Number six, it's the bookworm and

all the books are brown with like really, really

faded pages. Number seven, again, it's a grayish

brown because of False Face's face. And then

number eight is green because of King Tut and

what I believe is the Bat Boat coming out of

the water. It just... They all are very bland

covers for me. I don't like any of them. Well,

I should say not I still have the print issues

of these like the Issue six through seven today.

I actually dug the print issues out. It's issue

five I couldn't find my physical copy. So I had

to go off the digital but yeah, no the covers

like I like I said, I love Mike already art It's

I yeah, it's already and Mike and his wife Laura,

you know both work on him like I like the The

first was a number five. Just give me a second.

I gotta bring that back up here I was the same

man cover. Yeah, the Sandman cover that one is

For as far as already art. I think that's the

best one. He's done Because it really kind of

evokes some of the art if you've ever read his

madman comics This is straight up his thing the

bookworm on what I love because like I said Well,

of course his headquarters is gonna have piles

and pond piles of books I think my least favorite

is the number seven the false faced with them

Crawling up the false face face of Mount Rushmore

It's just kind of it's it's a play on the whole

You know them climbing up the side of a building

you expect a window gag to happen, which it doesn't

Yeah Honestly, I like I dig the King Tut cover,

you know despite the fact it lied Because I wanted

to see the bat would come on man What would have

been cooler just Batman and Robin in ancient

Egypt or Batman and Robin in ancient Egypt with

the bat boat That would have been charging down

the Nile after King Tut and his men that would

have been awesome You know I don't mean to knock

Mike and Laura Allred. They're amazing cover

artists. I just found these four issues to be

very bland. You know, I don't know. You know,

I look at these four issues and I see nothing

but And it's not the art. It's not what they

do with the characters on the page or how they

incorporate. It's the colors. I get it. Books

have to be brown or brown and white or whatever

else. But the green background could have been

something else or the green background of the

King Tut could have been something else. Now,

looking at now, I'm just going to walk through

these really quickly because I know you don't

have them pulled up. I actually have the covers

for 9 through 12. believe it's 9 through 12 yes

9 through 12 number 9 is Batman and Robin their

heads with someone swinging above them with someone's

boots with s on the heel number 10 is them versus

mr. freeze with the bat jet ski I guess you could

say number 10 is no number 11 I'm sorry number

11 is the Joker Batman and Robin everybody and

Batgirl kind of like flipped upside down I love

that cover and number 12 is the dynamic duo inside

the Batmobile that is covered with a bunch of

playing cards so these four covers for the next

time we'll do these this this bat 66 review 9

through 12 I love them Well, I'd say nine, not

so much, but ten, eleven, and twelve. Absolutely

love them. But these here, five through eight,

they're just not doing it for me. Just blah.

Yeah, pretty much. No, that's, and that's fair.

Like, you can't please everybody all the time.

So. But no, the one thing I don't for those that

may have may not heard I think this would be

a good place to mention this is the 66 series

is gonna get released on DVD and Blu -ray this

year. Yep. And I know Mike posted about this

on Facebook a while back and I'm fairly certain

I post that as well and I think we both saw that

and squealed like the 12 year old fanboys that

we became when we read that information. Oh yes,

having the 66 series on DVD finally after all

this time is absolutely awesome and amazing.

I've got two copies of the Batman movie on DVD

and from what I've read in the rumors on this

thing is that is supposed to be included in the

set. But more than that it's rumored that it's

gonna be included in the set and placed in the

disc like the continuity of the show So you'll

sweet so it'll finish. I think what is it that

happened between season 1 and season 2? So it'll

go like season 1 then they'll have the movie

and the discs and then season 2 and onward At

least that's the rumor so uh... yeah you know

uh... i'm super excited for the sixty six series

to be on dvd as a and see this is what this is

what excites me about it to have it on dvd as

a complete series and not just oh we're gonna

release season one two and three first they're

doing it the proper way putting out a complete

series first and then what they'll probably do

is go back and put them on cheaper uh... massive

season sets Right, when I say cheaper, I don't

mean cheaper as in bad quality. I mean cheaper

as in lower cost. You know, will I get it right

away? No, probably not. But the only time I've

actually ever been able to see the series recently

is here in Kentucky. We have our main channels,

like our CBS affiliates and stuff like that.

They have a... They have like second and third

channels. They have a channel called me TV Okay,

and I've been able to see it on that and I know

for a while there They were showing it on the

hub Hasbro's channel. I don't know why they stopped

maybe the maybe the production dealer the The

not production deal the the feature deal to have

it on the hub. Maybe that ran out but I did see

the You'll probably know the episode title before

I even finish saying this. I don't remember what

the title was I would I remember seeing Recently,

I would say last year sometime on me TV the debut

of Barbara Gordon and Batgirl Where she's like

Alfred you're not gonna tell anybody are you?

No, ma 'am. I would never do that. You know,

I love that episode that episode is so great

Yeah, and if you go on YouTube you can find the

actual Like with the pilot Because they're originally

they shot this and this is like one of the earliest

known examples of a spin -off They were talking

about spinning off a Batgirl show Yeah, and there's

like the original pilot that they shot for that

That's available on YouTube. You can watch that

and then there's also I think you can also find

the episode where killer moth Tries to hijack

the Gotham library and Batman and Robin show

up and then Batgirl saves them and It was just

a lot of fun Yeah, it was the whole 66 series

on a whole looking back on it And it's not even

me looking back on it with nostalgia glasses

or anything like that because it's been a long

time since I've seen the series I just know what

I like about it. I love the narration I love

that, you know, same bad time, same bad channel,

and how he'll have to say what his name is again,

because I forget off the top of my head. Desmond

Doomsday. Yes. I love how he narrated that show.

I love Yvonne Craig as Batgirl. That Batgirl

outfit is by far one of the best Batgirl outfits

ever. And, you know, I really did enjoy Adam

West and Burt Ward as Bruce, Wayne, Dick Grayson,

Batman, and Robin. Alright, so coming up next

here in Batman Month, celebrating 75 years of

Batman, as I said at the beginning of the show,

it's going to be Steve Megatron and I. talking

about the first four digital chapters of Beware

the Batman. Where can the people get in contact

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